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Can you hear that?
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That's my heartbeat.
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They say that tech talks
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are the most important
18 minutes of your life.
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So, I'm nervous.
And I shouldn't tell you that.
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But if I didn't,
you'd figure it out anyway.
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So in some ways,
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telling you removes a bit of that
invisible barrier between us.
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I feel more relaxed, so do you.
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It's honest. It's transparent.
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And it's good PR.
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Control Team One up and ready.
We're going to dig him out.
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Heckler & Koch. MP5. Totally
standard. Exactly what you'd expect.
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If we were down Cheshire way,
we might sit in an empty Defender,
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but down here, "if you're going to
mosh, it's a Heckler & Koch." Yeah.
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Fuck, yeah. A bit of that. I mean,
that's what we joined for, eh?
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Yeah, well, show me a 19 officer
who's ever pulled a trigger
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outside a firing range
and I'll put 'em in a glass box
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and charge people 15 quid
to look at him.
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Inward opening door to the left.
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We can do this any minute, OK?
Any minute.
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Just let the Mayor have his coffee.
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Sure, I'll just check there aren't
any corpses in the back of the shot.
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When did you get so cynical?
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It's very unappealing, this corrosive
cynicism you guys have, you know that?
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Big key.
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Fucking hell. Fucking hell.
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Armed police!
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Occupants of number 15,
we are armed police!
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Come to the door
with your hands in view!
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What the fuck...?
Show me your hands!
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Show me both your fucking hands!
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You can see my fucking hands.
Stand still!
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How do I even know you're the police?
Show me some ID.
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I don't need to show you ID.
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Kneel down for me! Fucking stand
still, or you will be Tasered!
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Well, which is it,
kneel down or stand still?
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Put your fucking hands
on your head!
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Can you stop swearing, please, mate?
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All right, put some clothes on.
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Yeah, well, it's my house, innit? I
can do what I like, wear what I like.
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Maybe you should take your clothes
off, how about that?
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Maybe that is the house rule.
No clothes.
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Turn around,
put your hands on your head.
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Dad! Hey, go back to bed,
Tyler, all right?
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Go back to bed now!
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Fuck!
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If you don't control your dog,
we will...
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Do not Taser my fucking dog.
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Control your animal.
I will Tase your animal.
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If you Taserise my dog,
I will fucking come for you!
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Taser, Taser.
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You Tasered my fucking dog!
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Don't... Stay clear of my knob-end.
Do not Taser my fucking knob-end.
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Taser, Taser.
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No!
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Jesus! Agh!
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The subject has been Tasered
and secured.
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What... Get back, ma'am.
What are you doing to him?
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Get back. I don't care if he...
Get off! Olly!
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Look at that. Meat and two veg,
all the trimmings.
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Get out of the fucking way.
Get out...!
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Have you killed him?
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Have you fucking killed him?
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Ronnie, get something to cover
his scrag end, will you?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I heard you already.
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I heard you already, man, you don't
need to say it again in my ear.
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"Hello?"
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What we are saying
to the bad guys is...
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You trod dog-shit all over my carpet.
Are you gonna pay for a carpet clean?
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..say about the positive results
my approach has brought...
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Imagine living here.
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Fucking shithole.
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I'll tell you what, man, I have got
a fucking 3-D printer in there.
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I'm gonna print me off a bazooka
and I'm coming for you fuckers.
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Oh, yeah?
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I'll look forward to that.
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Make a date for you.
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Searched and secured, no firearms.
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Have fun with the processing.
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I ain't getting in. Get in!
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Guantanamo bullshit.
You didn't have to fucking Taser me.
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Yeah, well, mate, he probably
missed Strictly, didn't he?
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Wanted to see someone dance.
ZZZZZZZ!
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Who you looking at? Fucking cunts!
Bloody bastards!
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Fuck.
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Control. Control.
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'The PR game as we have all
known it is over.
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'Communication is no longer
a one-way street.
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'A 24/7 world requires
360 degrees of communication.
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'The age of information
control is over.
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'We're into information conducting.
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'We can put up signs, we can direct
people, we can cheerlead,
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'but the minute you put up a sign
that says, "This is a no-go area",
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'sooner or later, the whole crowd is
gonna barrel right through.
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'So what does this mean
about new PR?
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'For nearly 100 years,
the Police Dogs Support Unit
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'has been providing back-up and
assistance
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'to officers across the capital
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'in finding, detaining and gathering
evidence on the bad guys of London.'
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'What you're looking for in a dog
is tenacity,
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'commitment and doggedness.
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'Not to be confused with
dogg-ing...'
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His voice.
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It's a little... whiny.
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Oh, we can rich that up
in the sound mix. Yep.
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A few notches down on the
nasal-ometer would be great.
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I'm aware there's no such
thing as a nasal-ometer.
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Hi, Miles. Gerry.
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So, er, cappuccino for you.
Double espresso.
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And, Liz,
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my sources tell me our new boss goes
for a flat white, extra hot.
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Thank you, Finn.
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No problem. So, first day. Exciting.
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Yep.
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I don't mind coming to work.
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It's the eight-hour wait to go home
that's a bitch.
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Mind if I sit in?
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This is the Dog Squad ep.
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Matt Coward starts shooting with
the Territorials support group today.
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'No, no, fuck you fuckin' pigs,
I tell you.
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'What you bring your dog for?'
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'You're nicked.'
'Oh, come on.'
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'Handcuff the scrote,
put him in the van.
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'Next time, stop for
a police officer.'
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OK, and stop. Er, Liz, I'm not sure
we're entirely comfortable
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with our officer being portrayed
using the term "scrote".
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What is a scrote?
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It's not too serious. Probably the
nearest US equivalent would be "punk"
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or "dirtbag".
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I mean, in a way,
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doesn't the "fucking pig"
cancel out the "scrote".
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Scrote. There are no racial
connotations?
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Oh, no, I don't, er... Gerry?
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Oh...
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You gonna pixellate? No, I thought I
might put him in the stocks.
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Sorry to interrupt, fatal shooting
in Newham, just to let you know.
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We've put out a holding statement.
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Great, what is it? Dunno.
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But for the OB,
probably a bit too early.
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Send me a draft when that
comes through.
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You probably want to wait
for some protein.
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Just put out times and places first.
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Seriously, Liz,
we had 3,500 gun crimes last year.
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137 homicides.
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We're not going to be looking over
every draft of every press release.
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Fine. Understood.
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I will be taking a look at this one,
though.
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Send me the draft.
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Er, "scrote - a worthless,
obnoxious person.
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"A gobshite or toerag."
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Scrote = scrotum. Scrote bag,
it's the whole thing, isn't it?
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Fine. Not an issue.
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Stein, you fuckin' pleb,
give me your lap.
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Did you get the call from HR?
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Firearms training application? Mm-hm.
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They want a thumbs up from us.
What are you thinking?
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I don't know.
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You've been kidnapped.
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You're sweating next to the bad
guy with the gun.
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Mm-hm. Robbie comes through the door
to take the shot. Are you happy?
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Yeah...
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Yeah.
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I think so. You?
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Yeah. I mean, it depends, yeah.
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In theory, I mean. But is it enough
to pull the plug on him?
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OK, guys, just spoke to upstairs,
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it's your turn with the filming,
all right?
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Oh, OK. We have got Robbie with us.
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Right.
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Yeah, I'll move Robbie to Carrier 4.
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No, he can't go to Carrier 4,
Tina's on Carrier 4.
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Well, look...
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just keep an eye on him, all right?
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PC Damian Clarke, PC Davina Lewis,
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this is Matt Coward.
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Don't treat him
like a knob-head. OK?
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Hi, guys, great to meet you.
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I'll be keeping a low profile.
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Come on!
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The important thing for you
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is you feel you're in a supportive
environment.
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Uh-huh.
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We've found it useful...
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..key indicators to ensure
you are fit to continue
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at the highest level.
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Yep, fine, go on.
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Do you ever have thoughts that you
would characterise as "dark"?
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Hmm.
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No.
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Do you ever have feelings?
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Er...
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Oh, sorry.
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Um, do you ever have
negative feelings
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that you find, um, hard to control?
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No.
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Since the incident,
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have you increased your consumption
of alcohol?
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No.
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Have you found your mind
lingering on details of the incident?
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Er...
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No.
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Oh, great. Great.
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Unless there's anything else,
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that's all great.
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You all right, mate?
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Want a hug?
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You all right, ladies?
Been there long?
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So, what you heard?
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TSG are meatheads,
lunks and bully boys?
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"The thick and stupid group"?
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No, no, no.
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Robbie, we've got
the camera with us today.
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All right, mate.
Good to have you aboard.
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All right?
Unless you did Motorway Cops.
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You didn't do Motorway Cops, did
you? You didn't do that, did you?
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I fuckin' hated that.
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We do not like the black rats.
We did not appreciate that programme.
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Er, no.
That wasn't my outfit, guys.
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Look at him, he nearly shat himself.
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No, I love Motorway Cops, I fuckin'
love that shit.
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Nice, nice.
Just to clear one thing up -
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I think you might have mistaken me
for a wet prick.
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It's probably all the aftershave,
makes me smell like a wet prick.
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How about I wash it off
and we start over again, yeah?
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And there was an emergency vehicle
collision on the way to the site.
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'We meet the real
police dogs...'
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Liz. Gentlemen.
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Commissioner.
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Commissioner.
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Just thought I'd drop by
and say hello
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and "door's always open" bollocks,
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but it is open.
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Well, this was my door, but...
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OK, fair dos. Your door
is always open to me
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So how are you settling in?
Quite a culture shock, I imagine.
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Actually, me ex-partner's British.
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Big Aston Villa supporter.
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I meant from working for a website
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to a job where
lives are on the line.
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Oh. Well, I haven't killed anyone
yet, so, you know,
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you could be my first.
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Yeah, well, I'm close-protection
trained, so I doubt it.
247
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,479
Yeah? I might find a way through.
248
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,119
I doubt it. Now, now, Charlie,
249
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,679
it's only careers the media kill,
not people.
250
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:59,679
Absolutely. You are the tough guys,
I'm just the messenger girl.
251
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:01,999
Great. Well, this looks important.
252
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,439
And I understand you're letting Finn
do the 8:30 this morning
253
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,279
but tomorrow, yes?
Yes, I will be there tomorrow.
254
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,079
Tom? I'm sure Finn's filled you in
already,
255
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,079
but we've got the Thai
extradition flight,
256
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,239
the Stockholm guys that could
blow up with the SAS,
257
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,399
the Kurdish demo,
which is a probable event,
258
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,599
Yemen ambassador,
which we don't want anything on,
259
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,959
plus the press conference with
the Mayor is a big one.
260
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,519
The Mayor's already been raising
his wiggy flag
261
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,719
at a dig-out this morning.
262
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,959
It's wonderful he's taken such
an interest.
263
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,919
Shall we?
264
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,319
We need to make sure
the Commissioner gets his fair share
265
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,239
of the gun-crime reduction pie.
266
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,479
Absolutely. One large slice of
gun-crime reduction pie.
267
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:42,480
Next to key-lime,
it's my favourite pie.
268
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,959
Gerry.
269
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:52,960
Gerry. Yep. All set?
270
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,319
Step back, please. Step back.
Right back.
271
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:02,879
What's going on? I said move back.
So move right back.
272
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,040
I'm sure I heard a shot.
273
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:11,294
Move away from the station, please.
274
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:15,910
So, if you're happy
to sign off on the cut,
275
00:15:15,989 --> 00:15:18,615
these are the approval forms. Sure.
276
00:15:19,115 --> 00:15:20,434
You're sure you're happy
277
00:15:20,435 --> 00:15:23,055
with the plastic pigs reference
in the docs wallet?
278
00:15:23,077 --> 00:15:24,556
I'm sorry, the what?
279
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:28,196
When the community support officers
get called plastic pigs.
280
00:15:28,197 --> 00:15:32,197
They're cops, Finn. You know, human
being say things. We're good.
281
00:15:32,837 --> 00:15:34,556
Right. And the voice-over?
282
00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:37,996
As you know, the voice-over
is extremely pro-police.
283
00:15:37,997 --> 00:15:41,756
I mean, I wouldn't say it's biased,
but it is heavily anti-scrote.
284
00:15:41,757 --> 00:15:43,316
We're thinking Ray.
285
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,636
Winstone?!
286
00:15:44,637 --> 00:15:46,396
He has played cops.
287
00:15:46,397 --> 00:15:48,476
Yeah, generally as something
of a renegade.
288
00:15:48,477 --> 00:15:51,396
We're hoping for Ray,
but we're also touching base
289
00:15:51,397 --> 00:15:53,316
with Bacon and Theko. Fuck!
290
00:15:53,317 --> 00:15:57,317
Is another one...? Is that...?
Did we know about that?
291
00:15:57,437 --> 00:15:59,316
Er, that's just coming down the pipe.
292
00:15:59,317 --> 00:16:02,796
We haven't had anything yet,
apart from this one's not fatal.
293
00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:06,596
Two....
Do you think there's a link?
294
00:16:06,597 --> 00:16:08,316
A link?!
295
00:16:08,317 --> 00:16:10,476
Check out Sherlock Gnomes.
296
00:16:10,477 --> 00:16:13,276
Get Cracker a cracker!
297
00:16:13,277 --> 00:16:15,836
Two shootings in London in one day.
298
00:16:15,837 --> 00:16:19,756
It's not going to blow
anyone's noggin, Liz.
299
00:16:19,757 --> 00:16:23,757
Sorry, gentlemen.
We will pick this up later.
300
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,357
I'll get you signed off.
301
00:16:32,237 --> 00:16:34,756
How are they looking?
Yeah, not great.
302
00:16:34,757 --> 00:16:37,356
Yeah? Grey out? Yeah.
Two who think they're comedians.
303
00:16:37,357 --> 00:16:40,276
One possible character,
but even he's not very fucking warm.
304
00:16:40,277 --> 00:16:42,276
Well, the dog guy
didn't seem very warm,
305
00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:44,516
but he came out of the wash
as a lovable rogue.
306
00:16:44,517 --> 00:16:47,676
I know.... It's just they're cops,
you know? We're at one.
307
00:16:47,677 --> 00:16:49,996
They're basically just very,
very fucking coppy.
308
00:16:49,997 --> 00:16:51,276
It's the cops, Matt, OK?
309
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,996
The problems with the cops is
its full of cop types.
310
00:16:53,997 --> 00:16:56,196
Look, just get yourself
down the embassy with them.
311
00:16:56,197 --> 00:16:58,877
Bit of interaction with the public.
Drama is conflict, yeah?
312
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,556
A bit of pomp and circumstance,
but keep your story nose on, Matt.
313
00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:04,956
A bit of scale. Matt...
314
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:08,116
A cheeky one.
315
00:17:08,117 --> 00:17:10,916
Could you just once again
go over for us
316
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:14,917
the exact chain of events that
led to you firing on the suspect?
317
00:17:14,997 --> 00:17:18,996
Are your fingers crossed, Warwick?
You fucking rogue!
318
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,836
That's how my fingers go, mate.
319
00:17:20,837 --> 00:17:23,916
Would you describe the use
of your weapon as a warning,
320
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,756
or was there an intent to fire?
321
00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:28,396
I didn't know the suspect's weapon
was a replica.
322
00:17:28,397 --> 00:17:31,756
So the primary intention was
to avoid my head being blown off
323
00:17:31,757 --> 00:17:33,876
from it's shoulder attachment.
324
00:17:33,877 --> 00:17:37,716
So your discharge
was an act of self-defence?
325
00:17:37,717 --> 00:17:41,277
Well, I wasn't just trying to show
off I had a proper gun and he didn't.
326
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,956
It's a joke, mate.
I mean, you do the job,
327
00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:48,916
as soon as you do the job,
you're in the dock like a nonce.
328
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,196
Yeah, well, I've done my time,
haven't I?
329
00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:53,716
Two months at home
going out of my nut!
330
00:17:53,717 --> 00:17:56,036
Watching daytime TV
and pulling yourself off?!
331
00:17:56,037 --> 00:17:58,036
It's not exactly fucking Helmand.
332
00:17:58,037 --> 00:18:01,116
'The red BMW connected
to the Newham shooting
333
00:18:01,117 --> 00:18:03,756
'spotted in the Wandsworth Road area.
CAD 1384.'
334
00:18:03,757 --> 00:18:05,636
Yeah, were on it.
335
00:18:05,637 --> 00:18:09,196
Saddle up
and pack the six shooters, boys.
336
00:18:09,197 --> 00:18:11,396
Pack the six shooters?! Is that new?
337
00:18:11,397 --> 00:18:15,397
Tony, that is pony.
Banjo, you let him go, mate.
338
00:18:22,277 --> 00:18:26,277
What kind of demo do they call this?
I mean, where are they all?
339
00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:29,956
Apparently, a coach broke down.
It's still on the Harrow Road.
340
00:18:29,957 --> 00:18:31,836
Oh, yeah? Sure.
341
00:18:31,837 --> 00:18:34,276
Fucking time-wasters.
342
00:18:34,277 --> 00:18:36,956
So, as members of
the Territorial Support Group,
343
00:18:36,957 --> 00:18:40,116
one of our specialisations
is public order containment.
344
00:18:40,117 --> 00:18:42,996
Our remit here is to contain
any possible threat of violence.
345
00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:46,076
we are the police, we are
in charge, that is the message.
346
00:18:46,077 --> 00:18:49,836
We are the daddies,
we are the sheriffs of this town!
347
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,516
So what are your hopes for today?
348
00:18:51,517 --> 00:18:53,636
Er, peaceful protest.
349
00:18:53,637 --> 00:18:55,756
You hope for the best
and plan for the worst.
350
00:18:55,757 --> 00:18:58,196
And what's the worst thing
that could happen today?
351
00:18:58,197 --> 00:19:00,756
The worst? Er, I don't know.
352
00:19:00,757 --> 00:19:04,556
Um, violent demonstrators
roaming the streets with bricks,
353
00:19:04,557 --> 00:19:06,676
lengths of scaffolding pipe.
354
00:19:06,677 --> 00:19:10,596
Watering cans full of petrol. Yeah?
Yeah. That'll be fucking brutal.
355
00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:12,236
You get one of those
up on a balcony,
356
00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:15,196
lighter, spraying down
a rain of fire.
357
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:19,197
Fucking third-degree downpour.
End of. Robbie.
358
00:19:23,557 --> 00:19:26,516
Sorry... can't do that.
359
00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:30,517
We can't allow you
to attach that to street furniture.
360
00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:32,956
A lamppost?!
361
00:19:32,957 --> 00:19:34,676
Street furniture is public property,
362
00:19:34,677 --> 00:19:36,556
not to be used
as part of a private protest.
363
00:19:36,557 --> 00:19:40,116
You can hold your banner up.
That's fine.
364
00:19:40,117 --> 00:19:43,596
Listen! He has warned you,
now I'm warning you!
365
00:19:43,597 --> 00:19:47,597
Step away from the lamppost!
366
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:52,316
Step away from the fucking lamppost!
Steady on, Rob.
367
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:55,876
No! Now, this is my lamppost,
all right? This is not your lamppost
368
00:19:55,877 --> 00:19:59,676
and if you try and attach anything
else on my lamppost...
369
00:19:59,677 --> 00:20:03,677
I will verbally dominate you.
All right?
370
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:09,037
You've got to jog on. Keep walking!
371
00:20:18,437 --> 00:20:20,236
We're ready. Thank you.
372
00:20:20,237 --> 00:20:22,996
Do you think people at the back
are going to be able to see me?
373
00:20:22,997 --> 00:20:25,836
Don't be worried about your height,
it's not an issue.
374
00:20:25,837 --> 00:20:27,236
I'm not worried about my height,
375
00:20:27,237 --> 00:20:29,596
apart from whether or not people
at the back can see me.
376
00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:32,436
That's the only extent to which
I'm worried about my height.
377
00:20:32,437 --> 00:20:36,116
Well... you could stand on a chair.
378
00:20:36,117 --> 00:20:39,036
I'm not standing
on a fucking swivel chair.
379
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,916
Well, I can hold the back.
380
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,596
No?
381
00:20:42,597 --> 00:20:46,276
Right.
382
00:20:46,277 --> 00:20:47,596
Hi, there.
383
00:20:47,597 --> 00:20:50,956
Hi. Hi. Morning.
384
00:20:50,957 --> 00:20:54,636
Sorry. Yes, the Yank
is yanking you from your desks.
385
00:20:54,637 --> 00:20:57,756
I just want to say a few words
about the department
386
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,556
and where we might all be headed
over the next few months.
387
00:21:00,557 --> 00:21:02,796
I'm very passionate about this role,
388
00:21:02,797 --> 00:21:06,276
and I'm not afraid to say
that I love coming to work.
389
00:21:06,277 --> 00:21:09,397
Although that eight-hour wait
to go home is a bitch.
390
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:13,436
So, listen,
just a couple of headlines.
391
00:21:13,437 --> 00:21:17,437
The Met is engaged in a break-up.
392
00:21:18,117 --> 00:21:19,756
We're dumping the journalists
393
00:21:19,757 --> 00:21:21,876
and we're asking the public
for a date instead.
394
00:21:21,877 --> 00:21:23,516
She is so fucked.
395
00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:27,076
What do you reckon she was doing
at Instagram?
396
00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:30,836
Ten million black and white photos
of people's lunch, one story a year?
397
00:21:30,837 --> 00:21:32,636
Welcome to London.
398
00:21:32,637 --> 00:21:36,637
300 languages, 200 embassies, 400
potential high-value moving targets.
399
00:21:37,517 --> 00:21:40,236
I'm going to give her six months
and she's scrambled eggs.
400
00:21:40,237 --> 00:21:42,516
Now, I want to reassure you
I have no intention
401
00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:44,996
of ripping up all the good work
of my predecessor.
402
00:21:44,997 --> 00:21:47,356
Dennis Trafford did
a lot of good things,
403
00:21:47,357 --> 00:21:50,636
as well as some things, obviously,
that were of concern.
404
00:21:50,637 --> 00:21:52,956
You were unlucky, mate. I know.
405
00:21:52,957 --> 00:21:56,556
The Commissioner saw her
TED talk on 360 degree communication
406
00:21:56,557 --> 00:21:59,996
and his dick went hard.
407
00:21:59,997 --> 00:22:03,997
I will speak directly to you and we
will speak directly to the public.
408
00:22:04,277 --> 00:22:07,276
Look, I will be the first one
to tell you...
409
00:22:07,277 --> 00:22:09,596
As you can see,
people are still visibly shaken.
410
00:22:09,597 --> 00:22:12,756
Police on the ground are saying
the victim, a man in his early 30s,
411
00:22:12,757 --> 00:22:14,836
died at the scene, but want to...
412
00:22:14,837 --> 00:22:18,837
Fuck me!
413
00:22:19,277 --> 00:22:21,276
That was...
414
00:22:21,277 --> 00:22:25,277
I want to apologise
for the expletive that just escaped.
415
00:22:26,037 --> 00:22:29,877
Here's an idea - maybe the police
shouldn't be doing racist banter.
416
00:22:31,957 --> 00:22:33,596
maybe putting cameras in the vans
417
00:22:33,597 --> 00:22:36,116
is going to be a part
of the solution to the problem.
418
00:22:36,117 --> 00:22:37,996
Hello?
419
00:22:37,997 --> 00:22:39,316
Hi.
420
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:42,156
I do expect you to bring your
full attention to this meeting.
421
00:22:42,157 --> 00:22:44,236
Um, I'm sorry. It's just that...
422
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:47,596
It's all right. There's news.
423
00:22:47,597 --> 00:22:49,396
What?
424
00:22:49,397 --> 00:22:53,397
It looks like another shooting.
In Uxbridge, a further one.
425
00:22:53,517 --> 00:22:57,396
OK. I think we all need to find out
exactly what's going on,
426
00:22:57,397 --> 00:23:01,397
so, er, why don't we thank Liz
and, er, pick this up later today?
427
00:23:06,277 --> 00:23:08,436
The news channels are going mental.
428
00:23:08,437 --> 00:23:10,916
They're bears who hibernate
11 months out of the year
429
00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:13,196
and wake up when they hear
the sound of shooting.
430
00:23:13,197 --> 00:23:15,516
Twitter thinks Mumbai
is happening again.
431
00:23:15,517 --> 00:23:17,556
Some comedian said
it was Tim Henman.
432
00:23:17,557 --> 00:23:19,116
A South Korean wire's picked it up.
433
00:23:19,117 --> 00:23:21,916
It's getting reported back
on gossip sites as a possibility.
434
00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:24,956
Impossible. Henman could never
hit three in a row.
435
00:23:24,957 --> 00:23:27,836
All right. Not enough information
for anything from us.
436
00:23:27,837 --> 00:23:30,236
Just the vanilla out of
the borough commands.
437
00:23:30,237 --> 00:23:32,756
Right. Er, your call, obviously,
438
00:23:32,757 --> 00:23:36,757
but you might want to let the press
have, off the record,
439
00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:39,156
the red beamer or something...
440
00:23:39,157 --> 00:23:43,157
I am not pumping unattributable
horseshit into this situation.
441
00:23:44,117 --> 00:23:47,476
We are not saying something
until we know something.
442
00:23:47,477 --> 00:23:49,036
Right.
443
00:23:49,037 --> 00:23:53,037
We'll action the inaction.
Full no speed.
444
00:23:54,117 --> 00:23:58,117
Er, listen, just so you know,
about Finn, he's bitter.
445
00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:01,556
That's fine. Finn and Trafford
came up the ranks together
446
00:24:01,557 --> 00:24:03,876
until he hit the arse ceiling.
447
00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:06,956
It's the ceiling where
you can't get promoted any higher
448
00:24:06,957 --> 00:24:10,957
cos everyone thinks
you're an arsehole.
449
00:24:11,637 --> 00:24:15,196
'Sky sources are telling me that
these shootings could be linked.'
450
00:24:15,197 --> 00:24:19,197
'However, Scotland Yard is still
to make a statement of any kind.
451
00:24:19,957 --> 00:24:23,276
'Ashish Joshi, Sky News.
452
00:24:23,277 --> 00:24:24,876
So, what have I missed?
453
00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:28,877
What has he missed?
Bucketloads of bullshit.
454
00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:32,236
We had Baker posted with us
for a week.
455
00:24:32,237 --> 00:24:34,516
A very boring gentleman, Mr Baker.
456
00:24:34,517 --> 00:24:36,556
The thing with you is, Warwick,
457
00:24:36,557 --> 00:24:39,716
yes, you do shoot unarmed members
of the public,
458
00:24:39,717 --> 00:24:42,076
but that is interesting.
459
00:24:42,077 --> 00:24:44,596
'Trojan 157. Trojan 157.
460
00:24:44,597 --> 00:24:48,597
'Fatal shooting, Uxbridge Station.
PCSO officer down. CAD 5732.'
461
00:24:48,757 --> 00:24:52,116
Jesus! What's that,
Hillingdon Borough? Fuck!
462
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:55,076
Two words - cop killer.
463
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:59,077
Two more - bye-bye.
464
00:25:02,597 --> 00:25:06,597
OK. So now there's talk
of a cover-up on the shootings.
465
00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:08,196
There is no cover-up.
466
00:25:08,197 --> 00:25:10,396
Well, obviously I know
there's no cover-up
467
00:25:10,397 --> 00:25:13,196
because if there was a cover-up,
I'd be covering it up.
468
00:25:13,197 --> 00:25:15,036
You see, the news media
is like a crocodile.
469
00:25:15,037 --> 00:25:17,836
If you don't throw them a piece
of meat, they tend to go a bit nuts.
470
00:25:17,837 --> 00:25:19,396
If you do throw them
a piece of meat,
471
00:25:19,397 --> 00:25:20,716
they also tend to go a bit nuts.
472
00:25:20,717 --> 00:25:24,717
What we need to do is just told them
the truth. Which is?
473
00:25:26,797 --> 00:25:28,676
Well, the intel we have is mixed,
474
00:25:28,677 --> 00:25:32,677
but as yet,
the facts don't yet suggest...
475
00:25:32,877 --> 00:25:35,036
the shootings are linked.
476
00:25:35,037 --> 00:25:39,037
Don't yet, and is the truth...?
477
00:25:39,157 --> 00:25:43,157
Is that true?
478
00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:46,316
That is our current position,
479
00:25:46,317 --> 00:25:50,236
based on the facts we have in front
of us at the moment. OK.
480
00:25:50,237 --> 00:25:54,036
And if pressed, is there anything,
if pressed, off-line?
481
00:25:54,037 --> 00:25:55,516
It would be great for me
482
00:25:55,517 --> 00:25:58,436
to get a sense of where you think
this is going.
483
00:25:58,437 --> 00:26:00,796
That is the current position
based on the facts
484
00:26:00,797 --> 00:26:02,596
we have in front of us
at the moment.
485
00:26:02,597 --> 00:26:04,876
Mayor's office checking
on a press conference.
486
00:26:04,877 --> 00:26:08,877
There's no way you're going
into a press conference, right?
487
00:26:11,437 --> 00:26:15,437
Whatever this is...
488
00:26:15,597 --> 00:26:19,597
No. My advice would be no.
489
00:26:20,437 --> 00:26:23,796
Hi, Patrick? Yeah. We think
we should float the possibility
490
00:26:23,797 --> 00:26:26,036
of cancelling
today's press conference
491
00:26:26,037 --> 00:26:30,037
due to the unfolding situation.
492
00:26:30,157 --> 00:26:32,356
OK. One moment.
493
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,436
The mayor's office are saying
they understand
494
00:26:34,437 --> 00:26:36,316
and they're happy to go ahead
without you.
495
00:26:36,317 --> 00:26:40,317
Tell them our advice is that it might
not be wise to go ahead at all
496
00:26:41,237 --> 00:26:44,476
due to the developing situation.
497
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,396
Hi, yes, Patrick.
498
00:26:46,397 --> 00:26:48,396
Our advice that we're giving
499
00:26:48,397 --> 00:26:50,516
is that it might not be wise
to go ahead at all
500
00:26:50,517 --> 00:26:54,517
due to be developing situation.
OK, I'll tell him.
501
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:57,036
They say they understand
your position,
502
00:26:57,037 --> 00:26:59,196
but they're keen to go ahead
at this time.
503
00:26:59,197 --> 00:27:01,116
Well, I'm sure the mayor
will remember
504
00:27:01,117 --> 00:27:03,516
whose due the credit
for the nice gun numbers.
505
00:27:03,517 --> 00:27:06,356
Well, he's a generous man
and I'm very, very fond of him.
506
00:27:06,357 --> 00:27:10,357
Do you want me to reach out to them?
No.
507
00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:15,116
Sonia, I have an appointment
with my physio in an hour.
508
00:27:15,117 --> 00:27:18,236
Probably best to cancel it.
Thank you. Gluten-free.
509
00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:21,756
So we haven't yet spoke to the
Uxbridge PCSO's husband? I just...
510
00:27:21,757 --> 00:27:25,556
There was a PCSO?!
511
00:27:25,557 --> 00:27:27,956
Jesus, Tom! Why didn't I know?
512
00:27:27,957 --> 00:27:30,756
I... Everyone knows.
513
00:27:30,757 --> 00:27:33,196
I thought... I thought you knew.
514
00:27:33,197 --> 00:27:36,236
Yes, well everyone might know,
but I'd don't actually know
515
00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:39,076
unless someone fucking tells me!
516
00:27:39,077 --> 00:27:41,636
I can draft something,
or do you want me to use...
517
00:27:41,637 --> 00:27:45,637
Have you done the knock? No.
It's only just triple confirmed now.
518
00:27:50,157 --> 00:27:52,716
I should do it. I'll do it.
519
00:27:52,717 --> 00:27:54,396
From a presentational perspective,
520
00:27:54,397 --> 00:27:57,276
I don't think you need to be the one
to deliver the death message.
521
00:27:57,277 --> 00:28:01,277
Operationally...
I will be contactable.
522
00:28:03,957 --> 00:28:07,957
She's a police officer
killed in the line of duty.
523
00:28:08,957 --> 00:28:12,957
I'm doing it.
524
00:28:30,637 --> 00:28:34,637
so, er... are they for or against?
525
00:28:35,557 --> 00:28:38,076
Kurds. For.
526
00:28:38,077 --> 00:28:40,196
Well, for Kurds, against Turkey.
527
00:28:40,197 --> 00:28:43,276
But for themselves, you know,
they want Kurdistan.
528
00:28:43,277 --> 00:28:46,436
Yeah? But why shouldn't
they have Kurdistan?
529
00:28:46,437 --> 00:28:50,116
I mean, they can Kurdistan
and I can have fucking Robbistan.
530
00:28:50,117 --> 00:28:53,916
I mean, if there's plenty of spare
Stans knocking around. Oi, Stan!
531
00:28:53,917 --> 00:28:57,917
What? You going spare?
They need a Stan. Fuck off, mate.
532
00:29:03,077 --> 00:29:06,716
Look at this. I mean,
you have got to be kidding.
533
00:29:06,717 --> 00:29:09,116
I mean, these guys
are absolute jokers.
534
00:29:09,117 --> 00:29:11,356
How are they going to get Kurdistan
535
00:29:11,357 --> 00:29:13,796
if they won't put their backs
into it?
536
00:29:13,797 --> 00:29:16,916
I'd be coming at me like,
"Oi! Give me fucking Kurdistan!"
537
00:29:16,917 --> 00:29:20,276
And what would you do if you were
you and you were coming at you?
538
00:29:20,277 --> 00:29:23,316
If I was them... coming at me?
539
00:29:23,317 --> 00:29:25,556
Well, I'd be tooled up, wouldn't I?
540
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:29,476
I'd have a crash helmet and a petrol
bomb. That is the only way!
541
00:29:29,477 --> 00:29:33,276
You reckon? Well, it works,
doesn't it? This bucket of slops.
542
00:29:33,277 --> 00:29:36,036
I mean, they're not going
to get on the news.
543
00:29:36,037 --> 00:29:38,316
They're not going to get Kurdistan.
But, right,
544
00:29:38,317 --> 00:29:41,156
if they put themselves about a bit,
suddenly you're like,
545
00:29:41,157 --> 00:29:44,036
"Fucking hell! Maybe we better
give them a bit of Kurdistan
546
00:29:44,037 --> 00:29:45,516
"and then it'll calm down a bit."
547
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:49,316
Just heard a PCSO's been shot in
Uxbridge. Seriously? Yeah.
548
00:29:49,317 --> 00:29:52,556
How many holes do you have to put
into a plastic pig, to, er...
549
00:29:52,557 --> 00:29:55,676
If plastic pigs are inflatable...
What are you doing?
550
00:29:55,677 --> 00:29:58,236
No, no, no.
It's definitely going flat.
551
00:29:58,237 --> 00:30:01,076
Shut the fuck up, Robbie.
552
00:30:01,077 --> 00:30:05,077
All right.
553
00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:08,516
'Everyone who's part of Tiberius
554
00:30:08,517 --> 00:30:12,517
'and SCO Team deserves
the credit for today's announcement.
555
00:30:12,957 --> 00:30:15,996
'The fact that firearms-related
homicides
556
00:30:15,997 --> 00:30:18,596
'have fallen by 8%...'
557
00:30:18,597 --> 00:30:21,516
9%. Knife crimes down 8%, actually.
558
00:30:21,517 --> 00:30:25,356
'..proves that I was right to support
this initiative from the beginning.'
559
00:30:25,357 --> 00:30:28,356
Oh, you supported the initiative
from the very beginning, did you?
560
00:30:28,357 --> 00:30:30,716
That's why you try to screw us
on ringfencing.
561
00:30:30,717 --> 00:30:34,717
If we shot him he'd claim he was doing valuable
work taking a bullet out of circulation.
562
00:30:42,397 --> 00:30:46,397
We're here, Commissioner.
563
00:30:48,837 --> 00:30:52,837
No, it's OK.
564
00:31:11,157 --> 00:31:13,036
You're Richard Miller.
565
00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:17,037
Sorry. Of course you know
you're Richard Miller.
566
00:31:17,117 --> 00:31:19,476
Hello, Mr Lovett.
Can I come in, please?
567
00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:23,477
Wow. Yeah. This is, er...
568
00:31:25,437 --> 00:31:28,356
I'm afraid Fiona's not in right now.
569
00:31:28,357 --> 00:31:32,357
She's on duty, but...
570
00:31:34,717 --> 00:31:36,345
I'm very, very sorry.
571
00:31:45,672 --> 00:31:47,471
Oh...
572
00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:50,791
Here we go, boys, worth a tug.
573
00:31:50,792 --> 00:31:54,792
Visual contact. We've got eyes on a,
er, red BMW, blacked-out windows.
574
00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:59,912
Have they pinged us? Yeah, I think
they've fucking pinged us.
575
00:32:03,912 --> 00:32:07,912
Get the fives out, mate. Here we go.
576
00:32:09,352 --> 00:32:13,352
Condition two.
577
00:32:18,072 --> 00:32:20,511
Stop!
578
00:32:20,512 --> 00:32:23,191
Come around! Move in.
579
00:32:23,192 --> 00:32:27,031
Armed police!
Stop the car or we shoot!
580
00:32:27,032 --> 00:32:31,032
Put your keys on the roof
of the car!
581
00:32:31,472 --> 00:32:35,472
Keys on the roof! Step out of
the car now! Drop your weapon now!
582
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,311
I haven't got a weapon,
I've got a blim!
583
00:32:38,312 --> 00:32:39,831
And I've got a soldier on the go!
584
00:32:39,832 --> 00:32:42,191
And I've got an eighth of hash
back at the house!
585
00:32:42,192 --> 00:32:45,671
It's just a blim,
I've just got a blim!
586
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:49,591
Nothing doing. Joker.
Rosie, get back in the car now!
587
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:53,592
Now! Get back in!
588
00:32:53,792 --> 00:32:57,631
Listen, madam, just want to say sorry
and apologise for any distress
589
00:32:57,632 --> 00:33:00,631
that's been caused to you by this
incident today.
590
00:33:00,632 --> 00:33:03,471
We're going to give you some
phone numbers to call,
591
00:33:03,472 --> 00:33:07,472
explaining why
we've drawn our weapons...
592
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,471
Course,
the thing about the Mongols is,
593
00:33:22,472 --> 00:33:24,591
they destroyed
everything in their path.
594
00:33:24,592 --> 00:33:26,751
OK, they weren't cool
like the Romans,
595
00:33:26,752 --> 00:33:29,311
they didn't build any aqueducts
or viaducts,
596
00:33:29,312 --> 00:33:32,431
but you put a Roman legion
against a Mongol horde,
597
00:33:32,432 --> 00:33:34,351
Mongols would win every time.
598
00:33:34,352 --> 00:33:37,911
Great. Brilliant. Yeah.
Apparently PCSO was fatal.
599
00:33:37,912 --> 00:33:41,912
Shit. Oof. If this goes GTA, I hope
we get a piece of it.
600
00:33:45,312 --> 00:33:47,431
So... guys,
601
00:33:47,432 --> 00:33:50,871
what do you think about Robbie's
application for firearms training?
602
00:33:50,872 --> 00:33:54,031
Yeah. Exciting.
603
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:57,471
Big opportunity. Our loss.
Their gain.
604
00:33:57,472 --> 00:34:00,791
Think he's got what it takes?
It's all about control, isn't it?
605
00:34:00,792 --> 00:34:04,031
You've got to be, erm, in control.
606
00:34:04,032 --> 00:34:06,511
I mean, you can't always
be in control in this job.
607
00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:09,511
If something comes for you,
you need to be able to lose it,
608
00:34:09,512 --> 00:34:13,471
but, erm, when Robbie loses it
he's still in... control.
609
00:34:13,472 --> 00:34:17,472
Look at that! They've
fixed their coach. Let's do this!
610
00:34:23,032 --> 00:34:26,751
Sorry, mate, you lot better head
for bed, cos you missed your slot.
611
00:34:26,752 --> 00:34:29,151
Yeah, we're here for the protest.
Our coach broke down.
612
00:34:29,152 --> 00:34:32,751
Sorry, pal, your static demonstration
permit was from two till five.
613
00:34:32,752 --> 00:34:35,951
Show's over. Are you kidding me?
We've been stuck here for hours.
614
00:34:35,952 --> 00:34:39,952
We've came here to March.
No marching. Static demonstration.
615
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:42,791
You start marching, you're going
straight in the van.
616
00:34:42,792 --> 00:34:45,871
It's a free country. Yeah?
And you're free to naff off!
617
00:34:45,872 --> 00:34:48,591
Get 'em out of here before
they get themselves into trouble.
618
00:34:48,592 --> 00:34:49,951
Shit...
619
00:34:49,952 --> 00:34:53,952
You fucking dirty...
620
00:34:58,712 --> 00:35:02,151
Come on, mate.
That was well out of order.
621
00:35:02,152 --> 00:35:04,271
No more of that, mate, all right?
622
00:35:04,272 --> 00:35:06,511
Wagons roll. Get 'em out of here.
623
00:35:06,512 --> 00:35:10,512
Before you get yourself a ticket.
624
00:35:10,992 --> 00:35:13,031
Ooooohhh.
625
00:35:13,032 --> 00:35:17,032
"Gob on me, sir. I don't mind. Public
spittoon." Lose your nuts, did ya?
626
00:35:17,432 --> 00:35:21,432
Didn't fancy the odds. You could
have vanned him for that. Assault.
627
00:35:37,072 --> 00:35:41,072
So, where are we with forensics?
Well, we have an initial weapons
match, and this is...
628
00:35:41,152 --> 00:35:45,152
They won't stand behind this.
This is me pushing them
because they want more time.
629
00:35:45,992 --> 00:35:48,551
But when I put them on the spot
and said gun to their head...
630
00:35:48,552 --> 00:35:51,071
They said, "What sort of gun?"
Exactly.
631
00:35:51,072 --> 00:35:55,072
I suspect a shooty-bang-bang gun.
Off the record.
632
00:35:55,552 --> 00:35:59,552
These bullets are all from the same
5.56 rifle. Possibly an N4 clone.
633
00:36:01,272 --> 00:36:03,631
Jesus. We need to grab our nuts.
634
00:36:03,632 --> 00:36:07,632
Yeah, also we have a CCTV match
and potential sightings of the same
white Vauxhall van.
635
00:36:07,792 --> 00:36:11,391
So the Beamer rumour was bollocks?
You shouldn't have even heard
the Beamer rumour.
636
00:36:11,392 --> 00:36:13,991
Commissioner, I don't know
if you saw the mayor's speech. No.
637
00:36:13,992 --> 00:36:17,671
Lot of other stuff going,
but I wonder if you want me
to put out a corrective statement.
638
00:36:17,672 --> 00:36:21,672
The mayor didn't mention you once.
That's fine.
639
00:36:22,232 --> 00:36:25,351
It's fine. Everything's going to be
the shootings.
640
00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:28,191
Can we just make sure that the rumour
mill grinds as slowly
641
00:36:28,192 --> 00:36:30,831
and quietly as possible, OK?
642
00:36:30,832 --> 00:36:34,471
Yes, Commissioner.
643
00:36:34,472 --> 00:36:36,431
Gentlemen,
sorry to keep you waiting.
644
00:36:36,432 --> 00:36:38,871
Just to say in light of
today's events we're going to
645
00:36:38,872 --> 00:36:41,111
pull the plastic pigs reference.
Today's...
646
00:36:41,112 --> 00:36:44,311
We lost a community support
officer in the shootings.
647
00:36:44,312 --> 00:36:48,231
Oh, yeah? I mean... Because it does
pay off that whole chase sequence.
648
00:36:48,232 --> 00:36:51,391
I mean, if we lose that
then all we've got to go out on
649
00:36:51,392 --> 00:36:54,751
is the roll of underlay
on the North Circular.
650
00:36:54,752 --> 00:36:57,151
We're sorry... for your loss.
651
00:36:57,152 --> 00:37:01,152
I think it's the right decision,
this. We're all for transparency.
652
00:37:01,472 --> 00:37:02,911
Within... limits.
653
00:37:02,912 --> 00:37:04,551
The situation has changed
654
00:37:04,552 --> 00:37:07,111
and my decision has changed to
reflect the situation.
655
00:37:07,112 --> 00:37:09,431
Of course, of course.
No-one's saying you were wrong.
656
00:37:09,432 --> 00:37:12,631
You were right before
and you're right now.
657
00:37:12,632 --> 00:37:16,631
Two opposite rights.
658
00:37:16,632 --> 00:37:20,031
Look... Liz, can we just sign off?
659
00:37:20,032 --> 00:37:22,871
Because the cut is locked
and by the time this goes out...
660
00:37:22,872 --> 00:37:25,751
Transmission's not for two months.
661
00:37:25,752 --> 00:37:26,951
Six weeks.
662
00:37:26,952 --> 00:37:30,351
Well, two months is not six weeks.
No. No. Sure. Yeah.
663
00:37:30,352 --> 00:37:33,591
But, basically... er...
664
00:37:33,592 --> 00:37:36,351
no-one will even remember.
665
00:37:36,352 --> 00:37:37,911
Tragically.
666
00:37:37,912 --> 00:37:39,951
Probably.
667
00:37:39,952 --> 00:37:43,952
Can we just get a holding sign-off,
so you... A holding sign-off?
668
00:37:44,912 --> 00:37:47,991
Is that made up?
669
00:37:47,992 --> 00:37:51,992
Yes, that's made up. Yep.
670
00:37:52,632 --> 00:37:56,632
Thank you, gentlemen.
671
00:37:57,792 --> 00:38:01,551
He took that gob pretty well.
Yeah. It's hard to take a gob.
672
00:38:01,552 --> 00:38:04,111
Gob in the face,
condom full of wallpaper paste,
673
00:38:04,112 --> 00:38:06,311
shit in a paper bag.
674
00:38:06,312 --> 00:38:08,151
Those are the big three.
675
00:38:08,152 --> 00:38:10,951
I might e-mail a thumbs-up, yeah?
676
00:38:10,952 --> 00:38:14,952
Yeah.
677
00:38:18,432 --> 00:38:22,111
All right? All right?
678
00:38:22,112 --> 00:38:26,031
New personality question there
for armed training.
679
00:38:26,032 --> 00:38:28,151
But I hacked it.
680
00:38:28,152 --> 00:38:32,071
Got the right answers off a website.
OK. The right answers.
681
00:38:32,072 --> 00:38:36,072
And how different would
your real answers be, mate?
682
00:38:36,432 --> 00:38:38,511
I don't know.
683
00:38:38,512 --> 00:38:40,951
Lots would be the same.
684
00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:44,391
But then there's
what you actually think, right?
685
00:38:44,392 --> 00:38:47,471
All the murk and... fucking dirt.
686
00:38:47,472 --> 00:38:50,911
And then there's what they expect
you to say. That's another trap.
687
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:54,911
So then there's the level of what
you actually put.
688
00:38:54,912 --> 00:38:58,912
"I do not mind being interrupted
when I am concentrating on a task."
689
00:39:00,432 --> 00:39:02,511
That's not on here.
690
00:39:02,512 --> 00:39:06,512
What would you say?
Well, do ya? What, really?
691
00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:09,191
Yeah.
692
00:39:09,192 --> 00:39:11,351
Well, I fucking hate it.
693
00:39:11,352 --> 00:39:13,271
But they know you fucking hate it.
694
00:39:13,272 --> 00:39:17,272
And they also know if you put "agree
strongly" then you're a bullshitter.
695
00:39:17,512 --> 00:39:21,512
So the right answer
is "agree moderately".
696
00:39:29,232 --> 00:39:31,831
Er, yes, there was
an emergency vehicle collision
697
00:39:31,832 --> 00:39:33,951
but the officer driving
wasn't to blame.
698
00:39:33,952 --> 00:39:37,511
There will be a full investigation
in coordination with
the ambulance service
699
00:39:37,512 --> 00:39:40,151
and we'll have
more details at that point.
700
00:39:40,152 --> 00:39:44,152
Look, if... if you're pushing me,
I can go off the record.
701
00:39:44,192 --> 00:39:47,431
Would you like the off-the-record
situation?
702
00:39:47,432 --> 00:39:50,831
Er, the ambulance driver
was at the end of a long shift,
703
00:39:50,832 --> 00:39:51,991
a very long shift.
704
00:39:51,992 --> 00:39:55,992
He was of Somali origin, and they do
chew this stimulant, khat.
705
00:39:57,712 --> 00:40:01,712
Whether this driver was or not,
I can't say right now. Anything?
706
00:40:03,032 --> 00:40:06,511
Nothing new. I mean, everyone's
saying it's the same guy.
707
00:40:06,512 --> 00:40:09,391
Everyone... That's what everyone
says, but no-one's said it,
708
00:40:09,392 --> 00:40:12,391
but apparently they know. They know?
But we don't know.
709
00:40:12,392 --> 00:40:14,871
Well, you know, everyone knows.
Everyone.
710
00:40:14,872 --> 00:40:18,872
But no-one will actually say it,
so we can't... you know...
711
00:40:21,512 --> 00:40:25,511
..say.
712
00:40:25,512 --> 00:40:27,951
Hi, Rob.
Finn Kirkwood, Scotland Yard.
713
00:40:27,952 --> 00:40:31,952
I've got an exclusive for the
Mirror. Off the record. On guns.
714
00:40:32,512 --> 00:40:34,951
The mayor, yeah.
715
00:40:34,952 --> 00:40:36,671
Glory hunting.
716
00:40:36,672 --> 00:40:39,551
Yeah, yeah.
We have an idea, he cock-blocks us,
717
00:40:39,552 --> 00:40:42,991
but as soon as any credit walks
into the bar he wants to bang it.
718
00:40:42,992 --> 00:40:46,191
Yeah. Yeah, seriously.
I mean, I'll...
719
00:40:46,192 --> 00:40:48,511
I'll let you have the numbers.
720
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:49,751
Right.
721
00:40:49,752 --> 00:40:51,751
Er, listen, obviously this is
722
00:40:51,752 --> 00:40:55,471
so far off the record
even I don't know I'm saying it.
723
00:40:55,472 --> 00:40:59,431
Yeah. Yeah, seriously, I'm...
I'm sleep-talking.
724
00:40:59,432 --> 00:41:02,280
Any minute now I'm going to wake up
and be very peed off with myself.
725
00:41:41,048 --> 00:41:45,148
Got another one, fatal. Oh, Jesus,
where? Ealing. What do we have?
726
00:41:45,225 --> 00:41:47,504
Male, dead. Nothing else yet.
727
00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:50,104
I want the raw details on this
as it goes to Gold Control.
728
00:41:50,105 --> 00:41:53,744
Sir. I need you to update City Hall
and number 10.
729
00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:56,144
And we need to review what
we have been doing up to this point.
730
00:41:56,145 --> 00:41:57,344
And I want it made clear
731
00:41:57,345 --> 00:42:00,584
that the Commissioner perceived this
as an immediate threat...
732
00:42:00,585 --> 00:42:03,744
Another one's gone down.
Oh, shit! Another another?
733
00:42:03,745 --> 00:42:07,745
Fuck! Lockdown? Or did you see
Adeel? No. Adeel just said...
734
00:42:08,185 --> 00:42:12,185
Is yours a new one? Where was it?
Acton. Acton. This is a spree.
735
00:42:12,825 --> 00:42:14,264
They're accelerating.
736
00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:17,024
It looks like a potential long-range
shot again, same MO.
737
00:42:17,025 --> 00:42:19,184
Ealing or Acton or both? Uh... I
don't...
738
00:42:19,185 --> 00:42:23,185
Another one's gone down.
Acton, male, 17.08.
739
00:42:23,465 --> 00:42:25,224
Well, mine's male, 17.08.
740
00:42:25,225 --> 00:42:26,737
Is this the same,
is it three or four?
741
00:42:26,738 --> 00:42:27,665
Four or five.
742
00:42:27,675 --> 00:42:28,714
Who is your strong?
743
00:42:28,715 --> 00:42:30,874
Straight from control room. We
expedited it.
744
00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:35,575
This came through for special
attention. It's one new victim. One.
745
00:42:35,589 --> 00:42:39,589
We're on four. Good, right... Things
are calming down, that's good.
746
00:42:40,309 --> 00:42:43,428
Four is so much better than five.
That's true, actually.
747
00:42:43,429 --> 00:42:47,429
Five sounds like half of ten.
Whereas four is nearer to two.
748
00:42:49,469 --> 00:42:51,748
We need to take control.
749
00:42:51,749 --> 00:42:55,749
We need to tell people everything,
including what we don't know.
750
00:42:56,669 --> 00:42:59,668
Apparently, everyone here knows
that the shootings are the same guy.
751
00:42:59,669 --> 00:43:03,669
I do not know that.
That has not been confirmed to me.
752
00:43:05,589 --> 00:43:09,589
Tom, you two, out.
753
00:43:14,829 --> 00:43:18,829
Look, Liz, if I say there is
a sniper on the rampage
754
00:43:18,869 --> 00:43:22,428
and there isn't, the city will
shut down and I will get crucified.
755
00:43:22,429 --> 00:43:26,429
Yes, but if there is...
And then taken down and stabbed.
756
00:43:26,589 --> 00:43:30,188
And then propped up at a Select
Committee and buried under bullshit
757
00:43:30,189 --> 00:43:33,428
from MPs grandstanding three months
after the last blue light's gone out
758
00:43:33,429 --> 00:43:37,028
who'd lock themselves in their
downstairs toilet and call us out
759
00:43:37,029 --> 00:43:40,188
if one lad in a hoodie turned up at
their daughter's 18th.
760
00:43:40,189 --> 00:43:44,189
And then I'll get dragged through
the papers and stabbed again.
761
00:43:44,549 --> 00:43:48,548
Up the arse.
No need to be disgusting, Charlie.
762
00:43:48,549 --> 00:43:52,549
Look, at this point, we need a
face telling people where we're at.
763
00:43:56,469 --> 00:44:00,469
Yes. OK. OK. You.
764
00:44:01,549 --> 00:44:05,068
Is it best if it's me? Every
resource we have is being deployed.
765
00:44:05,069 --> 00:44:08,509
That's the message. We are flooding
the streets with vehicles and officers.
766
00:44:10,349 --> 00:44:14,349
Home Secretary.
767
00:44:14,669 --> 00:44:17,508
All senior officers are focused
on the task in hand.
768
00:44:17,509 --> 00:44:20,308
That is the message.
769
00:44:20,309 --> 00:44:24,309
I trust you, Liz.
770
00:44:24,869 --> 00:44:26,228
Home Secretary.
771
00:44:26,229 --> 00:44:28,348
Did you liaise with profiling?
772
00:44:28,349 --> 00:44:31,108
I don't want to say a keyword that
makes him go crazy.
773
00:44:31,109 --> 00:44:33,308
No, no, we're good.
774
00:44:33,309 --> 00:44:36,708
Are you OK? I mean, he's gone pretty
fucking crazy already.
775
00:44:36,709 --> 00:44:40,709
Liz. Pull her out of there.
I need to give an update. ..Hi. Hi.
776
00:44:43,029 --> 00:44:45,708
The ballistic report has been
leaked.
777
00:44:45,709 --> 00:44:49,348
It's the same weapon, a sniper
rifle, definitely a single shooter.
778
00:44:49,349 --> 00:44:53,349
Gold Control a planning to ask for
a city lockdown, Plan Geneva.
779
00:44:53,709 --> 00:44:56,588
Right, OK. We're not telling her.
780
00:44:56,589 --> 00:44:59,508
What? "Planning to ask"? No.
781
00:44:59,509 --> 00:45:02,508
We have a cut-off point for what
she knows and we're beyond it.
782
00:45:02,509 --> 00:45:04,588
This changes everything. Exactly.
783
00:45:04,589 --> 00:45:08,188
That's the last thing we need. It
doesn't hold. Well, it used to hold.
784
00:45:08,189 --> 00:45:10,468
And I'm holding back time.
You can't hold back time.
785
00:45:10,469 --> 00:45:13,028
You're not fucking
Michael J Fox or L'Oreal.
786
00:45:13,029 --> 00:45:15,548
She can't know everything.
Well, she should know this.
787
00:45:15,549 --> 00:45:17,068
No, I'm protecting her from that.
788
00:45:17,069 --> 00:45:19,588
That is unnecessary
knowledge at this point.
789
00:45:19,589 --> 00:45:23,589
Announce a lockdown - she'll get
murdered. That's huge. That's...
790
00:45:24,869 --> 00:45:28,308
Richard.
791
00:45:28,309 --> 00:45:29,668
OK, are you ready?
792
00:45:29,669 --> 00:45:33,669
All good? Just one thing. Yes?
793
00:45:33,829 --> 00:45:37,829
Don't put out poison against the
ambulance service, OK? Oh, right.
794
00:45:37,949 --> 00:45:39,268
It doesn't look good.
795
00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:42,628
You don't spin against Mother Teresa
even if she is a smacked out prick.
796
00:45:42,629 --> 00:45:45,108
Right?
I just thought protecting our own...
797
00:45:45,109 --> 00:45:47,708
I know this is a weird time to
reprimand you. No, it's fine.
798
00:45:47,709 --> 00:45:51,108
I just need to reprimand you
quickly, so you're reprimanded, OK?
799
00:45:51,109 --> 00:45:55,109
OK. And now we're over that. OK?
Yes.
800
00:45:57,709 --> 00:46:00,508
And tell them
no more filming on the documentary.
801
00:46:00,509 --> 00:46:02,948
We're going to pull
cooperation from those TV pricks
802
00:46:02,949 --> 00:46:06,949
until they've fallen into line.
803
00:46:07,029 --> 00:46:10,909
Ladies and gentlemen, Liz Garvey,
Director of Communications.
804
00:46:17,429 --> 00:46:21,429
Intel, all the fatals have
been at tube stations. That's it.
805
00:46:23,029 --> 00:46:27,029
Two have been near Holland &
Barrett. Should we pick that up?
806
00:46:27,789 --> 00:46:31,789
I don't know. No. It's not going to
be Holland & Barrett related, is it?
807
00:46:32,389 --> 00:46:36,348
No, no, but...
808
00:46:36,349 --> 00:46:40,349
I think what we really need is
cameras... Er... Just a sec.
809
00:46:41,229 --> 00:46:44,948
Two of the shootings were near
health food stores.
810
00:46:44,949 --> 00:46:48,949
Holland & Barrett's. Right, and?
We just thought you should be aware.
811
00:46:52,149 --> 00:46:55,148
Thank you.
Just in case it becomes significant.
812
00:46:55,149 --> 00:46:59,149
Once we have that up
and running, I think that...
813
00:47:00,709 --> 00:47:02,268
Bollocks!
814
00:47:02,269 --> 00:47:04,628
I'm glad we said it, though, just in
case.
815
00:47:04,629 --> 00:47:08,629
Best to put it into the cooking pot.
816
00:47:13,309 --> 00:47:16,748
Thank you very much, everyone,
that's as much as we have time for.
817
00:47:16,749 --> 00:47:18,068
Yes, one last.
818
00:47:18,069 --> 00:47:20,508
We're hearing that your own
ballistics say
819
00:47:20,509 --> 00:47:23,428
that the same
weapon was used in all the incidents.
820
00:47:23,429 --> 00:47:25,988
Can you comment? Is that the case?
821
00:47:25,989 --> 00:47:27,508
That is not the case
822
00:47:27,509 --> 00:47:30,108
according to the information I have
at this moment.
823
00:47:30,109 --> 00:47:34,109
I'll wrap it up there,
thank you, everyone.
824
00:47:36,909 --> 00:47:40,068
Did you know about that?
It's confirming it's the same guy.
825
00:47:40,069 --> 00:47:43,348
We only just know, I thought
it was best for you not to know.
826
00:47:43,349 --> 00:47:47,349
But now you know. It was so great not
knowing. Good call. Thank you.
827
00:47:48,749 --> 00:47:50,708
It's Patrick, the mayor's office.
828
00:47:50,709 --> 00:47:53,308
He wants to know why
you were spinning against the mayor.
829
00:47:53,309 --> 00:47:56,028
Tell him I don't know
what he's talking about.
830
00:47:56,029 --> 00:48:00,029
Hi, Pat, Liz doesn't know what
you're talking about.
831
00:48:02,789 --> 00:48:05,948
He says, like fuck you don't.
832
00:48:05,949 --> 00:48:08,948
The Mirror journalist let him
know off the record
833
00:48:08,949 --> 00:48:12,949
Scotland Yard had briefed Tiberius
was all us and the mayor resisted.
834
00:48:13,229 --> 00:48:16,628
Tell him to tuck his dick up his ass
and fill himself with piss
835
00:48:16,629 --> 00:48:18,908
because I don't have
time for this shit!
836
00:48:18,909 --> 00:48:22,909
Oh. Hi... Dave. Dave.
Good to see you.
837
00:48:23,349 --> 00:48:26,308
Hi, Pat, we're going to have to
get back to you on that.
838
00:48:26,309 --> 00:48:27,908
Give us a couple of minutes.
839
00:48:27,909 --> 00:48:29,708
'Believe it or not, this is
rush-hour.
840
00:48:29,709 --> 00:48:32,868
'Normally, there would be
throngs of people passing through.
841
00:48:32,869 --> 00:48:36,869
'But here at Cannon Street
station...
842
00:48:49,629 --> 00:48:52,868
'..The Metropolitan police haven't
issued any formal warning to Londoners
843
00:48:52,869 --> 00:48:55,669
'beyond the standard stay alert and
report anything suspicious...'
844
00:49:10,029 --> 00:49:11,588
'..Those who have come to work
845
00:49:11,589 --> 00:49:15,029
'might find their journeys home a
little less crowded than usual.'
846
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:20,788
Liz, just breaking. We've got him.
847
00:49:20,789 --> 00:49:23,828
We are on pursuit through Herne Hill,
Forest Hill, one of the hills.
848
00:49:23,829 --> 00:49:26,668
Why did you go behind my back to the
Mirror? What?
849
00:49:26,669 --> 00:49:30,669
Brief against the mayor
on Tiberius. I didn't. Fuck off!
850
00:49:30,869 --> 00:49:34,028
The Mirror? I've done some digging.
851
00:49:34,029 --> 00:49:36,948
Liz, sometimes it makes sense to do
things on the quiet.
852
00:49:36,949 --> 00:49:40,228
So I'm taking that as an admission
and the act as insubordination.
853
00:49:40,229 --> 00:49:43,668
You lied to me and I'm dismissing
you. What?
854
00:49:43,669 --> 00:49:47,669
You tried to fuck me
and I'm not having it. Liz!
855
00:49:48,509 --> 00:49:51,188
I'm serious. You can fuck off.
856
00:49:51,189 --> 00:49:55,188
You can't fire your number two
on your first day. Yes, I can.
857
00:49:55,189 --> 00:49:58,508
What, in the middle of a fucking killing
spree, how is that going to play?
858
00:49:58,509 --> 00:50:01,308
Are you going to trump this
crisis by kicking off a new one?
859
00:50:01,309 --> 00:50:03,468
Nobody noticed yesterday's mass
murder
860
00:50:03,469 --> 00:50:05,308
because the Met's new head of comms
861
00:50:05,309 --> 00:50:09,309
chopped her deputy's cock off in
Whitehall.
862
00:50:09,469 --> 00:50:11,868
Very funny.
863
00:50:11,869 --> 00:50:15,869
You're funny.
864
00:50:16,309 --> 00:50:18,740
You have
until six to clean out your desk.
865
00:50:49,522 --> 00:50:52,761
It looks like he's pulled up.
Two ARVs are there.
866
00:50:52,762 --> 00:50:55,601
It's going to be 15 for CTFO.
867
00:50:55,602 --> 00:50:57,881
Can we get any kind of visuals
in here, real-time?
868
00:50:57,882 --> 00:50:59,801
They're sticking a drone up.
869
00:50:59,802 --> 00:51:01,881
Any idea on the state of mind or
target choices?
870
00:51:01,882 --> 00:51:04,241
He came up from Brighton,
taking out randoms.
871
00:51:04,242 --> 00:51:07,761
Best guess this is
a cry for attention from his ex.
872
00:51:07,762 --> 00:51:10,521
Yes, well, good plan.
To some extent, his plan is working.
873
00:51:10,522 --> 00:51:12,641
So we're going on the ex-factor, eh?
874
00:51:12,642 --> 00:51:14,081
Commissioner.
875
00:51:14,082 --> 00:51:15,521
I just thought you should know,
876
00:51:15,522 --> 00:51:18,241
it looks like the target has
a Twitter account. Excuse me?
877
00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:21,041
The guy they think is the shooter,
he's been tweeting,
878
00:51:21,042 --> 00:51:22,481
username Dr Teeth 2.
879
00:51:22,482 --> 00:51:24,401
Dr Teeth? Is that significant?
880
00:51:24,402 --> 00:51:25,721
It's from the Muppets.
881
00:51:25,722 --> 00:51:28,201
Dr Teeth is the keyboard player
from the Muppets.
882
00:51:28,202 --> 00:51:31,161
Probably not significant.
What's he been saying?
883
00:51:31,162 --> 00:51:35,162
Rambling, lots directed to his ex,
a lot of replies to Russell Brand.
884
00:51:35,802 --> 00:51:37,801
Is he making demands?
885
00:51:37,802 --> 00:51:41,041
It's mostly emoticons.
Who else has picked up on this?
886
00:51:41,042 --> 00:51:44,121
We've not confirmed the name,
so no established media.
887
00:51:44,122 --> 00:51:47,201
But it's starting to get traction.
His buddies and rumours...
888
00:51:47,202 --> 00:51:50,081
So shut it down. Shut it down?
889
00:51:50,082 --> 00:51:51,841
Twitter?
890
00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:55,842
The whole Internet? Cos...
I don't know where the switch is.
891
00:51:56,122 --> 00:51:58,281
You can talk to them about the
account.
892
00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:00,881
No. What if people start liking him?
893
00:52:00,882 --> 00:52:03,961
Yeah, I guess the fact that he has
shot all these innocent people
894
00:52:03,962 --> 00:52:06,481
would be a factor in
whether or not people like him.
895
00:52:06,482 --> 00:52:09,081
Liz, we need to take control.
We need to be practical.
896
00:52:09,082 --> 00:52:11,281
There are officers out there,
that is the reality.
897
00:52:11,282 --> 00:52:14,321
You can't take control.
That is the reality.
898
00:52:14,322 --> 00:52:18,322
Put your dick in the dyke and you
are just going to look like a jerk
if the floodwaters pour over.
899
00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:22,361
I can spend my time trying to
pull his feed while it gets reposted
a million other places.
900
00:52:22,362 --> 00:52:26,241
Or I could put out the facts
and confirm the name
901
00:52:26,242 --> 00:52:30,242
and we become a trusted source.
902
00:52:31,802 --> 00:52:35,802
You're communications, your call.
Thank you.
903
00:52:45,522 --> 00:52:47,441
'Uh-huh?' Hi, yeah, it's Finn.
904
00:52:47,442 --> 00:52:51,442
Look, I know you're busy, but I need
a favour.
905
00:52:51,482 --> 00:52:54,961
She's got my balls in a vice.
I just need something on her.
906
00:52:54,962 --> 00:52:58,962
'OK, I'll get back to you.'
907
00:53:11,602 --> 00:53:15,602
Wakey-wakey. OK, overtime.
Who wants a piece of the action?
908
00:53:16,002 --> 00:53:18,521
Multiple shootings,
not very pleasant.
909
00:53:18,522 --> 00:53:21,801
Vehicle searches, roadblocks,
first half-hour is for the Queen
910
00:53:21,802 --> 00:53:23,801
and then it's overtime a go-go.
911
00:53:23,802 --> 00:53:27,802
I'll take it. Tosser with the gun. It's
just the overtime fairy to me, ker-ching!
912
00:53:28,842 --> 00:53:31,201
My dad yomped
all the way into Port Stanley.
913
00:53:31,202 --> 00:53:33,481
I think I can van it over to
Wandsworth or wherever.
914
00:53:33,482 --> 00:53:35,521
The thing is, we've got
people coming round.
915
00:53:35,522 --> 00:53:38,001
I'm doing fish curry,
I bought the ingredients.
916
00:53:38,002 --> 00:53:41,921
I've got a bag of fucking fish like a
coal sack. Freeze it. Mince it.
917
00:53:41,922 --> 00:53:44,681
Minced fish?
Are you having a joke? Come on!
918
00:53:44,682 --> 00:53:47,281
Come on! A nut job on the loose?!
919
00:53:47,282 --> 00:53:51,001
Yeah, come on. Go on, then.
Fuck the curry.
920
00:53:51,002 --> 00:53:54,881
If my missus asks, there was no
choice, right? I'm up for it.
921
00:53:54,882 --> 00:53:58,001
You don't get a vote. Come on, girl,
I'm part of the team.
922
00:53:58,002 --> 00:54:02,002
I got a nickname, haven't I?
Fuck off, that's your nickname.
923
00:54:02,762 --> 00:54:05,681
Yeah, sorry, mate, that's the other
thing. Cut, Spielberg. What?
924
00:54:05,682 --> 00:54:08,081
It's time for you to naff off, mate,
I'm afraid. But why?
925
00:54:08,082 --> 00:54:11,641
Ours is not to reason why,
ours is just to you cry.
926
00:54:11,642 --> 00:54:14,681
But it's all kicking off,
this is getting amazing. Sorry, pal.
927
00:54:14,682 --> 00:54:18,682
Those are stone tablets
from on top of the mountain.
928
00:54:19,722 --> 00:54:23,241
Get out and take your share it with
you.
929
00:54:23,242 --> 00:54:25,561
Come on, guys, we're tight,
we're a team.
930
00:54:25,562 --> 00:54:28,441
Go and talk to you supervisor.
We're foxtrot Oscar.
931
00:54:28,442 --> 00:54:32,442
See you later, brother! Bye.
932
00:54:46,602 --> 00:54:49,081
OK. The situation.
933
00:54:49,082 --> 00:54:52,441
He entered number 51.
Containment until I hear otherwise.
934
00:54:52,442 --> 00:54:55,521
Could be hostages, could be
anything. I'm onto Gold.
935
00:54:55,522 --> 00:54:59,522
You guys cover black,
one, two and three.
936
00:55:00,922 --> 00:55:03,841
'Gold Control. What's happening?
Give an update.'
937
00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:07,241
He's inside a property. Could be
hostages, could be anything.
938
00:55:07,242 --> 00:55:11,242
Is there any Intel for me?
Should we follow?
939
00:55:12,242 --> 00:55:16,242
Going green.
940
00:55:32,602 --> 00:55:35,161
Warwick? You set?
941
00:55:35,162 --> 00:55:36,801
Sir.
942
00:55:36,802 --> 00:55:39,841
Move back!
943
00:55:39,842 --> 00:55:42,561
Keep moving.
944
00:55:42,562 --> 00:55:46,201
Let's do it.
945
00:55:46,202 --> 00:55:50,202
We're at the bottom of Westfield
Park now. Just taping the road off.
946
00:56:00,642 --> 00:56:04,642
The tactical commander wants
authorisation to go in.
947
00:56:08,242 --> 00:56:12,242
You want to go? Can you see me?
I can try a Skype connection.
948
00:56:14,362 --> 00:56:16,081
Should we go in after him?
949
00:56:16,082 --> 00:56:19,241
Do you think you should go?
950
00:56:19,242 --> 00:56:23,242
Have you tried Facetime?
This is a shitty connection.
951
00:56:23,322 --> 00:56:25,881
Look, if he gets settled, it's
target rich from up there.
952
00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:29,882
Were on the brow of a hill. What kind
of hill? It's not massive, but...
953
00:56:30,562 --> 00:56:34,562
How long to clear the immediate
area? 20 minutes.
954
00:56:35,122 --> 00:56:39,122
But even then, he could pick people
off. To how far, to what distance?
955
00:56:39,362 --> 00:56:43,362
Look, I don't know. Can you see that?
956
00:56:47,442 --> 00:56:49,921
How far is over there? Over where?
957
00:56:49,922 --> 00:56:53,681
Over there, to where we can't see?
To the flats, over there, the flats.
958
00:56:53,682 --> 00:56:57,161
Er... A mile?
959
00:56:57,162 --> 00:56:59,921
We're estimating a mile, sir.
960
00:56:59,922 --> 00:57:02,001
What are you minded to do?
961
00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:06,002
I'm minded to ask you for direction.
Uh-huh.
962
00:57:06,242 --> 00:57:09,641
Look, if we don't go in,
he could take pot shots.
963
00:57:09,642 --> 00:57:11,041
But if we do, obviously,
964
00:57:11,042 --> 00:57:14,561
there is a risk because we don't know
what's in there. OK. OK.
965
00:57:14,562 --> 00:57:18,562
I need Gold direction, sir. OK.
We will give it to you. Good.
966
00:57:22,322 --> 00:57:26,241
What is it? You'll be given...
967
00:57:26,242 --> 00:57:30,242
Bollocks!
968
00:57:34,962 --> 00:57:36,841
Let's light it up.
969
00:57:36,842 --> 00:57:40,842
Searchlight. Get visuals.
970
00:57:49,362 --> 00:57:51,881
That's Trojan 157. Are they advanced?
971
00:57:51,882 --> 00:57:55,361
Tell Trojan 57 they have
authorisation to act as they see fit
972
00:57:55,362 --> 00:57:58,001
until we have strategic direction
from Gold
973
00:57:58,002 --> 00:58:02,002
as to what the
interpretation of the situation is.
974
00:58:14,082 --> 00:58:15,921
How many followers? 203.
975
00:58:15,922 --> 00:58:18,361
But I think one of his mates has
clocked it might be him,
976
00:58:18,362 --> 00:58:22,362
so it's rocketing. What does that
mean? This spelling is horrible.
977
00:58:25,362 --> 00:58:29,362
Well, I suppose he's got other
priorities.
978
00:58:30,282 --> 00:58:34,282
Tactical commander wants to know
whether to go.
979
00:58:35,682 --> 00:58:38,441
What is that?
980
00:58:38,442 --> 00:58:39,961
Who is that?
981
00:58:39,962 --> 00:58:43,041
It's... Sharon.
982
00:58:43,042 --> 00:58:47,042
I don't know.
983
00:58:50,642 --> 00:58:52,601
What's the advice?
984
00:58:52,602 --> 00:58:55,961
You have authorisation to act
as you see fit
985
00:58:55,962 --> 00:58:58,601
until we have
strategic direction from Gold
986
00:58:58,602 --> 00:59:02,602
as to what the
interpretation of the situation is.
987
00:59:03,202 --> 00:59:05,041
And that's it?
988
00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:09,042
Yeah. Until there's new advice.
989
00:59:30,082 --> 00:59:33,961
Sorry, sir, it's not safe for you to
go up there right now. Seriously.
990
00:59:33,962 --> 00:59:35,441
Really? Well, how long?
991
00:59:35,442 --> 00:59:38,841
Could be five minutes could be three
days. Apologies.
992
00:59:38,842 --> 00:59:41,001
But it's right there. Look,
seriously, mate,
993
00:59:41,002 --> 00:59:43,441
I'm just going to
nip home, all right? English law.
994
00:59:43,442 --> 00:59:45,441
Right, hold on, pal, cool it.
995
00:59:45,442 --> 00:59:49,441
Why don't you go and have a cup
of tea and a wank? I live there.
996
00:59:49,442 --> 00:59:52,401
Look, it's on my head,
I'll just go, you didn't see me.
997
00:59:52,402 --> 00:59:55,561
I'm going to have to ask
you to step away.
998
00:59:55,562 --> 00:59:57,721
Listen, it's my house,
which I will own
999
00:59:57,722 --> 00:59:59,761
and I want to get to my house,
all right, boss?
1000
00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:03,762
Yeah? Is this guy having a laugh or
something? Oi! Raj, leave it.
1001
01:00:04,002 --> 01:00:06,721
He's safe, he's not going to...
1002
01:00:06,722 --> 01:00:09,601
Oh, Jesus!
1003
01:00:09,602 --> 01:00:10,881
Stay down! I saved you!
1004
01:00:10,882 --> 01:00:13,881
I fucking saved you, you dickhead!
Whose house now, eh?
1005
01:00:13,882 --> 01:00:17,721
Whose house?!
1006
01:00:17,722 --> 01:00:19,081
And the assessment we have
1007
01:00:19,082 --> 01:00:22,241
is that he has a field of fire clear
for a mile? That's correct.
1008
01:00:22,242 --> 01:00:24,041
Are those crisps gluten free?
1009
01:00:24,042 --> 01:00:27,241
What's your view on the time before
we can clear the one-mile radius?
1010
01:00:27,242 --> 01:00:30,441
Can we get some gluten free snacks
for the Commissioner?
1011
01:00:30,442 --> 01:00:32,521
20 minutes, for the immediate area.
1012
01:00:32,522 --> 01:00:35,441
Say 40 minutes for a larger area.
1013
01:00:35,442 --> 01:00:36,841
You have the facts.
1014
01:00:36,842 --> 01:00:40,121
In my informal assessment,
I would hold on intervention,
1015
01:00:40,122 --> 01:00:44,122
see how it plays out.
Is that the house?
1016
01:00:44,602 --> 01:00:48,602
I think Pom Bears are gluten-free.
Pom Bears.
1017
01:00:49,602 --> 01:00:53,602
19.34. That should be hold OFF
on intervention, not hold.
1018
01:00:54,202 --> 01:00:56,761
That's just strategy, not tactics.
1019
01:00:56,762 --> 01:00:58,041
Yes, sorry, Commissioner.
1020
01:00:58,042 --> 01:01:02,042
I mean, technically, I'm not even
here. Can you get Hopwood?
1021
01:01:09,402 --> 01:01:11,681
OK, great.
1022
01:01:11,682 --> 01:01:13,441
OK, it's him.
1023
01:01:13,442 --> 01:01:15,321
Confirm the name to the media
1024
01:01:15,322 --> 01:01:18,321
and let them know that we know that
he has a Twitter handle.
1025
01:01:18,322 --> 01:01:22,322
LMFAO. He's tweeted LMFAO 16 times.
1026
01:01:23,562 --> 01:01:25,441
Sat on his phone?
1027
01:01:25,442 --> 01:01:29,442
Or is this guy on the spectrum?
1028
01:01:30,082 --> 01:01:31,681
Well, there is background.
1029
01:01:31,682 --> 01:01:35,682
Intel is he's had a lot of contact
with mental health.
1030
01:01:36,882 --> 01:01:40,882
Do we definitely want to live tweet
the execution of a...
1031
01:01:41,402 --> 01:01:44,601
Not a retard, but...
1032
01:01:44,602 --> 01:01:48,602
We're not hiding. Release it.
1033
01:01:55,082 --> 01:01:57,722
Mike, it's me.
1034
01:06:23,037 --> 01:06:25,517
Intel, sir.
1035
01:06:25,525 --> 01:06:27,404
We want you to play the waiting
game.
1036
01:06:27,405 --> 01:06:31,405
Intel is this might be his ex's
place. OK, fine. Understood.
1037
01:06:43,325 --> 01:06:47,325
Shit. At least he spelt it
properly. So it doesn't look so...
1038
01:06:50,565 --> 01:06:54,364
I mean, it could be worse.
1039
01:06:54,365 --> 01:06:55,644
Yeah? Not really.
1040
01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:59,645
Unless he rips off a mask to reveal
he's actually an eight-year-old.
1041
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:16,124
Hey.
1042
01:07:16,125 --> 01:07:20,125
I reckon there's a muzzle at window
three. What do you think?
1043
01:07:23,485 --> 01:07:26,764
I think he's a fucking shooter.
He likes shooting.
1044
01:07:26,765 --> 01:07:30,564
I think before he gets set up,
we go in.
1045
01:07:30,565 --> 01:07:34,565
Yeah. Yeah, we're going in.
1046
01:07:34,605 --> 01:07:36,604
We're in.
1047
01:07:36,605 --> 01:07:40,605
Trojan 157.
We're taking emergency action.
1048
01:07:41,605 --> 01:07:45,605
Cover. On me.
1049
01:07:55,005 --> 01:07:56,324
What are they doing?
1050
01:07:56,325 --> 01:08:00,325
Are they moving in?
What's the Intel?
1051
01:08:01,885 --> 01:08:04,924
'What's happening, Trojan 1?'
Maybe they're taking up position.
1052
01:08:04,925 --> 01:08:06,405
No, no, that's a proactive...
1053
01:08:09,845 --> 01:08:11,484
Warwick? Are you all right?
1054
01:08:11,485 --> 01:08:13,564
Was that us? That was him.
1055
01:08:13,565 --> 01:08:17,565
'Trojan 1, what's the situation?'
Look, we're going in.
1056
01:08:18,125 --> 01:08:21,404
I think we're going in.
You think you're going in?
1057
01:08:21,405 --> 01:08:24,524
We are going in, are we? They think
they're going in?
1058
01:08:24,525 --> 01:08:26,284
No. Don't go in.
1059
01:08:26,285 --> 01:08:29,324
Commissioner.
1060
01:08:29,325 --> 01:08:31,964
He might have shot. Who shot?
1061
01:08:31,965 --> 01:08:35,965
Can we clarify before we go in?
1062
01:08:43,205 --> 01:08:47,205
Move, move, move!
1063
01:08:50,205 --> 01:08:52,604
Pull back. I don't want to
go in there.
1064
01:08:52,605 --> 01:08:56,324
We're going in. We have gone in.
1065
01:08:56,325 --> 01:09:00,325
Move, move, move!
1066
01:09:11,605 --> 01:09:15,004
He's gone through the wall. He is
next door. I repeat, he's next door.
1067
01:09:15,005 --> 01:09:18,884
He's in the next house.
1068
01:09:18,885 --> 01:09:22,885
He is out. He's out the back. In the
gardens, heading towards Black Green.
1069
01:09:24,005 --> 01:09:28,005
Right, he's out Black Green.
Warwick, you want it?
1070
01:09:28,045 --> 01:09:32,045
He's on his way to you.
1071
01:09:33,165 --> 01:09:37,165
Warwick, can you see him?
I've got him.
1072
01:10:08,045 --> 01:10:09,284
'Man down.'
1073
01:10:09,285 --> 01:10:13,004
One dead.
1074
01:10:13,005 --> 01:10:17,005
TSG.
1075
01:10:18,445 --> 01:10:22,204
Fucking hell.
1076
01:10:22,205 --> 01:10:26,205
Get her out of here.
1077
01:10:27,085 --> 01:10:31,085
The shooter is dead, one TSG hit
by a ricochet. Just a flesh wound.
1078
01:10:32,125 --> 01:10:34,805
Thank God.
1079
01:10:38,965 --> 01:10:42,044
Please send my congratulations
on a good job,
1080
01:10:42,045 --> 01:10:46,045
well done
with supreme professionalism.
1081
01:10:46,085 --> 01:10:48,884
The Commissioner wants to send
his personal thanks for a good job,
1082
01:10:48,885 --> 01:10:52,885
well done.
1083
01:11:01,205 --> 01:11:03,044
You all right?
1084
01:11:03,045 --> 01:11:04,844
What happened?
1085
01:11:04,845 --> 01:11:08,845
I thought I could,
but I couldn't get a clear sight.
1086
01:11:09,325 --> 01:11:13,325
Right. I made the call,
I had to make the call.
1087
01:11:13,485 --> 01:11:17,485
Sure, mate.
1088
01:11:23,045 --> 01:11:24,684
Is that your frying pan hand, then?
1089
01:11:24,685 --> 01:11:28,685
I hope your old man knows how to
fly his own chips.
1090
01:11:28,845 --> 01:11:32,644
Apparently, I'm going to lose it.
1091
01:11:32,645 --> 01:11:36,645
Although I think I can feel
something coming back.
1092
01:11:41,045 --> 01:11:45,045
It's a miracle.
1093
01:11:46,045 --> 01:11:47,684
I think it was perfectly clear.
1094
01:11:47,685 --> 01:11:50,204
The guys on the ground
kept in constant contact,
1095
01:11:50,205 --> 01:11:54,205
you were kept abreast of the
operation and you made key interventions.
1096
01:11:54,525 --> 01:11:58,525
Yeah. Yeah.
1097
01:12:03,125 --> 01:12:07,125
I mean, it was a mess.
So you know, I do know.
1098
01:12:08,845 --> 01:12:12,845
It was handled with supreme
professionalism.
1099
01:12:14,765 --> 01:12:18,564
And the PCSO thing. Yes?
1100
01:12:18,565 --> 01:12:22,044
I just wanted to say
that I thought, on a personal level,
1101
01:12:22,045 --> 01:12:25,324
that was a very decent thing to do.
1102
01:12:25,325 --> 01:12:29,244
Thank you.
1103
01:12:29,245 --> 01:12:32,684
I'm sorry your first day was
such a fucker.
1104
01:12:32,685 --> 01:12:36,685
That's a technical term.
1105
01:12:36,805 --> 01:12:40,124
Exciting though, eh?
1106
01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:44,125
It was exciting.
1107
01:12:47,245 --> 01:12:51,245
Front page. Hmm, yeah, not great.
1108
01:12:52,805 --> 01:12:56,805
Yeah, well, transparency.
1109
01:12:58,005 --> 01:13:01,284
I actually believe in it.
That's my flag.
1110
01:13:01,285 --> 01:13:05,285
You don't set fire to your flag
at the first sign of trouble. Yeah.
1111
01:13:06,005 --> 01:13:08,444
Yeah.
1112
01:13:08,445 --> 01:13:12,445
We could have buried it. I could
have got you the easy win today.
1113
01:13:12,805 --> 01:13:16,805
Then it trickles out.
And you're fucked tomorrow.
1114
01:13:17,445 --> 01:13:21,445
Trust. This is a new game
and you're playing for keeps.
1115
01:13:24,405 --> 01:13:28,405
And so would you say you fired Finn
today?
1116
01:13:31,085 --> 01:13:35,085
That's a grey area. Really.
1117
01:13:36,845 --> 01:13:40,845
But overall, yeah, I fired him.
Fine. Understood.
1118
01:13:42,165 --> 01:13:46,165
But just so you know, the pub
across the road, the Two Chairmen,
1119
01:13:46,885 --> 01:13:49,604
it does horrible pies.
1120
01:13:49,605 --> 01:13:52,644
Yeah? A great tip-off.
1121
01:13:52,645 --> 01:13:56,645
Maybe you'd like to share one.
1122
01:13:56,845 --> 01:14:00,804
Finn loves those grey pies.
1123
01:14:00,805 --> 01:14:04,805
Good night, Liz.
1124
01:14:21,045 --> 01:14:25,045
He's doing you a favour.
1125
01:14:26,565 --> 01:14:29,004
You sack me, you're going
to look like a liability.
1126
01:14:29,005 --> 01:14:31,444
You're the liability.
What if I did leak that story?
1127
01:14:31,445 --> 01:14:34,364
What if he told me to?
Did he? He didn't need to.
1128
01:14:34,365 --> 01:14:37,124
You should have told me.
There wasn't time to tell you.
1129
01:14:37,125 --> 01:14:40,644
Was there time to have lunch?
Was there time to take a piss?
1130
01:14:40,645 --> 01:14:44,645
Was there time to adjust your sweaty
ball sack? I talc my sac.
1131
01:14:50,245 --> 01:14:51,924
You need me. I need you gone.
1132
01:14:51,925 --> 01:14:55,644
You need me because everyone
around here
1133
01:14:55,645 --> 01:14:59,244
knows what Richard
paid to poach you. What? Yeah.
1134
01:14:59,245 --> 01:15:01,364
And about the special pay grade
1135
01:15:01,365 --> 01:15:04,524
and the bump that doesn't
have to go public.
1136
01:15:04,525 --> 01:15:07,244
Whatever remuneration package
I may or may not be receiving...
1137
01:15:07,245 --> 01:15:11,245
Just remember... ..has no bearing.
..open communication channels,
transparency.
1138
01:15:13,765 --> 01:15:17,044
Anyone you talk to, senior or
junior, when they're looking at you,
1139
01:15:17,045 --> 01:15:21,045
what they're really seeing is
250K plus tattooed across your face.
1140
01:15:21,085 --> 01:15:24,124
And they're subtracting
whatever it is they earn
1141
01:15:24,125 --> 01:15:28,125
and coming up with a sum which works
out at roughly fuck me! Really?
1142
01:15:30,885 --> 01:15:32,724
That's where I come in.
1143
01:15:32,725 --> 01:15:36,564
You get up late, have a wheat free
fucking bagel in your gold helicopter
1144
01:15:36,565 --> 01:15:39,244
and I'm the ground crew.
1145
01:15:39,245 --> 01:15:43,245
All right, geezer,
do us a solid, yeah?
1146
01:15:45,205 --> 01:15:49,205
So...
1147
01:15:50,965 --> 01:15:54,965
..still want me to clear my desk?
1148
01:16:03,485 --> 01:16:07,485
'A 24/7 world requires 360 degrees
of communication.'
1149
01:16:08,885 --> 01:16:12,804
You have to ask yourself -
are you North or South Korea?
1150
01:16:12,805 --> 01:16:15,924
'The most informationally defended
nation in the world
1151
01:16:15,925 --> 01:16:19,204
'or the most networked?
1152
01:16:19,205 --> 01:16:23,205
'Personally, I'm
eating my kimchi in central Seoul.'
1153
01:16:33,045 --> 01:16:36,124
Oi! We are the police, we are
in charge.
1154
01:16:36,125 --> 01:16:38,084
Fuck off! That is the message.
1155
01:16:38,085 --> 01:16:42,085
Fucking off. Fucking off.
Step away from the fucking...
1156
01:16:42,605 --> 01:16:45,284
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck off!
1157
01:16:45,285 --> 01:16:48,564
I will ver-ver-ver-verbally dominate
you.
1158
01:16:48,565 --> 01:16:51,724
I'd have a crash helmet
and a petrol bomb. Come on.
1159
01:16:51,725 --> 01:16:53,364
A proper nut job on the loose!
1160
01:16:53,365 --> 01:16:55,644
Do you fucking understand?!
1161
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,724
Maybe be better given
a bit of Kurdistan,
1162
01:16:57,725 --> 01:17:00,364
then they'll calm down,
do you know what I mean?
1163
01:17:00,365 --> 01:17:02,004
Fucking vertical downpour, end of.
1164
01:17:02,005 --> 01:17:04,844
We are the daddies,
the sheriffs of this town.
1165
01:17:04,845 --> 01:17:07,205
Fuck off! That is the message.
1166
01:17:16,753 --> 01:17:56,800
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