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(woman)
OH, MY GOD, DAVID GITELSON!
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DAVID, DAVID,
OVER HERE!
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WE'RE GOIN' ALL THE WAY!
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(man)
ALL THE WAY
TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
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(second man)
KILL THE WILDCATS!
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YOU CAN BET ON THAT!
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[chattering applause]
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[dance music in background]
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*
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OH, WHAT TIME IS IT?
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MM. DON'T ASK ME.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT DAY IT IS.
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MMM.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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OH, I TOLD YOU,
I CAME STRAIGHT FROM PRACTICE.
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"CLASSIFIED."
[giggles]
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WHAT ARE YOU, A SPY?
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
THAT IS TOP SECRET.
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YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS...
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UNLESS YOU'RE WEARING
ONE OF THESE.
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OH.
[chuckles]
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MR. GITELSON,
ARE WE GOING HOME?
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NO, I WANNA GO
TO THE OTHER CLUB,
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TO THE AFTER-PARTY.
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LET'S DO IT.
LET'S DO IT!
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TO THE AFTER-PARTY.
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[dialing]
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HEY, IT'S ME.
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I GOT THE PLAYBOOK.
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YEP, LOOKIN' AT IT
RIGHT NOW.
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LISTEN, WE GOTTA MOVE FAST.
WE GOT ONE HOUR TO DO THIS.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.
JUST HAVE THE MONEY READY.
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IT'S ALL THERE.
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YOU KNOW, NORMALLY
I'D SAY GOOD LUCK.
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BUT, UH...YOU'RE NOT
GONNA NEED IT NOW.
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WHAT'S GOING ON, DAVID?
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WHAT THE HELL'D YOU DO, HUH?
DID YOU SELL ME OUT?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
NO, DON'T LIE TO ME, MAN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M CALLIN' THE COPS.
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[dialing]
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YOU GONNA CALL
THE POLICE ON ME?
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LISTEN, YOU COULD
COST ME THE GAME!
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GET UP! GET UP RIGHT NOW, 'CAUSE
I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE--
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YAAH!
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[Randy Newman ragtime theme]
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* IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE
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* DISORDER AND CONFUSION
EVERYWHERE *
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* NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE
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* WELL, I DO
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* HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?
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* IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE
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* POISON IN THE VERY AIR
WE BREATHE *
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* DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN
THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? *
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* WELL, I DO,
AND IT'S A-MA-ZING *
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* PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY
'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME *
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* IF YOU PAID ATTENTION,
YOU'D BE WORRIED TOO *
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* YOU'D BETTER PAY ATTENTION
OR THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH *
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* MIGHT JUST KILL YOU
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* I COULD BE WRONG NOW
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* BUT I DON'T THINK SO
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* 'CAUSE IT'S
A JUNGLE OUT THERE *
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* IT'S A JUNGLE
OUT THERE *
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THE CONDORS
HAVE BEEN THERE.
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THOSE GUYS HAVE ALL
BEEN TO THE PLAYOFFS.
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THE CATS
ARE GONNA CHOKE.
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RICHARDSON'S THE BEST
RUNNING BACK IN THE LEAGUE.
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I DON'T KNOW, BOYS.
I HEARD RICHARDSON
WAS HURT.
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YEAH, HE TWEAKED
HIS KNEE!
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(Natalie)
MR. MONK SAID SOMETHING
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VERY INTERESTING TODAY
ABOUT THE GAME.
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NO, I DIDN'T.
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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YES, YOU DID.
WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?
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IT'S JUST THAT...
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I SAW A PHOTO OF THE TEAM
IN A NEWSPAPER,
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AND IT WAS
KIND OF INTERESTING.
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AND I NOTICED THAT, UH,
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IF YOU ADDED UP
ALL THEIR UNIFORM NUMBERS,
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IT ADDS UP...TO 1,000.
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WOW. EXACTLY 1,000.
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ANYBODY ELSE
NOTICE THAT?
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THAT'S GOTTA BE
A GOOD OMEN, RIGHT?
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I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS
A GOOD OMEN.
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HEY, UH, EVERYBODY'S
COMIN' ON SUNDAY.
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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I GOT A BRAND-NEW
52-INCH PLASMA TV.
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WE'RE GONNA FIRE UP THE GRILL,
WATCH THE CONDORS KICK BUTT.
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PRINTED OUT SOME DIRECTIONS.
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HERE YA GO.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.
WHAT ABOUT MR. MONK?
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OH.
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OH, SURE.
SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK--
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HERE YOU GO.
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THANK YOU.
OH, WAIT, NO, WAIT.
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YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
THIS SUNDAY?
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I CAN'T MAKE IT, SORRY.
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I'M, UH...I'M GONNA BE
AT SUMMIT STADIUM.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE
AT THE STADIUM?
YEAH.
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WHY?
YOU GOING TO THE GAME?
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YEAH.
SINCE WHEN?
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I HAVE TO GO.
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I PROMISED BOB.
YOU KNOW, COSTAS.
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YOU KNOW BOB COSTAS?
I DIDN'T MENTION THAT?
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I HELPED HIM OUT OF A LITTLE
JAM ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO.
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I NEVER MENTIONED THIS?
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NO.
NO!
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BOB COSTAS? NO.
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(Monk)
YEAH. ANYWAY...
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HE, UH, HE SENT ME
THIS TICKET,
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AND I PROMISED
I MIGHT SHOW UP.
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IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD SEAT.
IT'S--
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I-I HAVE TO SIT
IN A BOX.
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[mutters]
SIT IN A BOX.
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A PRESS BOX.
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OH, NO.
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A PRESS BOX
WITH BOB COSTAS.
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[laughing]
LOOK AT THIS--
AN ALL-ACCESS PASS IN HERE.
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(men)
OH!
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YOU CAN GO INTO
THE LOCKER ROOM WITH THAT.
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WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO
IN THE LOCKER ROOM?
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HANG ON.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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MONK, THERE ARE
TWO TICKETS HERE.
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OH, YEAH.
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YEAH.
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WHO YOU GONNA TAKE?
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NATALIE.
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I WAS GONNA
TAKE NATALIE.
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YEAH...
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MR. MONK, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR ONE SECOND?
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DON'T WORRY--I'M NOT GONNA
CHARGE YOU FOR THE TICKET.
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HERE YOU GO.
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MR. MONK,
YOU SHOULD TAKE THE CAPTAIN.
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HE REALLY WANTS TO GO.
NO.
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IT'LL BE FUN, YOU AND LELAND
AT THE BIG GAME,
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HANGIN' OUT,
COUPLE OF GUYS.
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YOU'LL HAVE SOME
MALE BONDING TIME.
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I THINK I'D BE
MORE COMFORTABLE
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HAVING MALE BONDING TIME
WITH YOU.
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NO. GO.
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HE'S GONNA WANT TO GO
IN THE LOCKER ROOM.
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GO!
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THANK YOU.
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(man)
CONDORS. CONDORS!
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[tires squeal]
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[car alarm chirps on]
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WE'RE GOIN'
ALL THE WAY!
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(man)
OH, YEAH, YOU BETTER
BELIEVE IT!
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COME ON, RIGHT HERE.
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HELP YOURSELF!
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DON'T MIND IF I DO,
BROTHER.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
CONDORS!
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(man)
CONDORS!
WHOO!
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THERE YOU ARE.
PRETTY SWEET, HUH?
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WHO ARE ALL THESE
PEOPLE,
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AND WHERE
ARE THEIR PARENTS?
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IT'S A TAILGATE PARTY,
MONK.
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PEOPLE GET HERE EARLY,
AND THEY START TO PARTY
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AND THEY GET ALL PUMPED
UP FOR THE GAME.
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BUT THEY'RE--THEY'RE NOT
ACTUALLY PLAYING IN THE GAME.
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WELL, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY
SENSE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
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THE TRICK
IS NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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YOU JUST GOTTA TURN
YOUR MIND OFF.
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YOU DO HAVE
AN OFF SWITCH, RIGHT?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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WELL, HERE.
YOU CAN BORROW MINE.
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BEER: NATURE'S OFF SWITCH.
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NO, THANKS.
I THINK I'LL PASS.
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[laughing]
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HEY! LOOK AT THIS GUY.
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PACE YOURSELF, BUDDY.
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IT ISN'T EVEN
KICKOFF YET!
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YEAH. GET A...JOB.
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HIPPIE.
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'SCUSE ME, SIR.
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COULD I ASK YOU
A QUESTION?
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I'M TAKING A LITTLE SURVEY.
OF COURSE.
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DO YOU HAVE...
CONDOR FEVER?
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[blows air horn]
[crowd cheering]
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I DO NOW.
THANK YOU.
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BECAUSE WE'VE GOT
THE FEVER!
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[crowd whooping, cheering]
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[toot]
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[Bob Costas on TV]
SO THE PLAYOFFS
GET ON THE WAY
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AT SUMMIT STADIUM WITH
THE WILDCATS AND THE CONDORS.
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THE CONDORS HEAVILY FAVORED,
AND YOU CAN SEE WHY.
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[telephone rings]
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[Costas continues]
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[ringing]
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YES, SIR?
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OH, HEY, NATALIE, YEAH.
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LISTEN, I CAN'T TALK
RIGHT NOW.
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I'M WATCHING THE GAME.
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NO. NO, NO, IT'S JUST ME.
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[sportscaster talking]
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YEAH. NO, IT'S GREAT.
IT'S BETTER THAN BEING THERE.
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CAN I TALK TO YOU LATER?
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UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
OKAY.
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BYE.
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[man continues]
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THINK I'M WATCHIN' THE GAME.
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00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,171
HEY, POPS!
YA FEELIN' IT?
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00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,707
I SAID ARE YOU
FEELING IT?!
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YEAH, I'M FEELIN' IT.
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I'M FEELIN' IT.
FEELIN' IT?
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00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:37,945
I'M FEELIN' IT!
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00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,947
WHOO-WHOO-WHOO!
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FEELIN' IT?
YEAH!
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WHOO! YEAH! YEAH, YEAH!
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[whooping]
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DID YOU ENJOY
CIVILIZATION, LELAND?
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I SURE DID.
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IT WAS A HELL OF A RUN.
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8,000 YEARS.
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00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,171
(man)
WELL, WHEN YOU'RE
THE DEFENDING CHAMPIONS,
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THIS IS THE GAME...
[continues indistinctly]
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[overlapping chatter]
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HA HA!
CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
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00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,962
GREAT SEATS.
PERFECT WEATHER.
220
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,831
IT DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS.
221
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,065
YOU SAID IT!
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00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:05,966
(man)
TICKETS.
223
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,201
THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX.
WELL, WHAT ISN'T?
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00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:10,137
TICKETS.
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00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,039
TICKETS.
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00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,106
TICKETS.
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00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,979
THIS WILL JUST
TAKE A MINUTE.
228
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,782
I WANNA THANK YOU
IN ADVANCE
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00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,083
FOR YOUR PATIENCE.
230
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:26,019
WHAT--WHAT'D YOU DO?
YOU SEALED THE ENVELOPE?
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00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,857
ALMOST--ALMOST THERE.
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00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,092
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S FIRE UP THE GRILL!
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00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,027
WHOO!
[laughing]
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FOR GOD'S SAKE, MONK,
IT'S ALMOST KICK-OFF TIME.
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JUST--JUST TEAR IT OPEN.
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00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,032
GIMME THAT.
237
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,400
[chuckles]
238
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,202
WHOO, WHOO!
239
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,037
WHOA, EASY WITH
THAT STUFF.
240
00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:46,206
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
YOU BIG BABY.
241
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,241
YOU'RE LIKE A CHILD.
242
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,810
I'M NOT--I'M NOT A CHILD.
243
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,378
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TAKE SOMEONE ELSE?
244
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,080
I KNOW YOU WANT TO.
245
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,748
NO, NO, NO,
HEY, HEY, HEY, COME HERE.
246
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:57,184
I DON'T WANNA TAKE
ANYBODY ELSE, MONK, OKAY?
247
00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,452
I'M HERE WITH YOU.
I'M HAVING FUN WITH YOU.
248
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:02,155
HERE WE GO.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME.
249
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,324
[explosion]
250
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,525
[screaming]
251
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,360
WHAT WAS THAT?
UH...
252
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,062
WHAT WAS THAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
253
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,130
[stammering]
GIVE HIM THE TICKETS.
254
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,033
NO, REALLY, WE SHOULD--
WE SHOULD GO CHECK THAT OUT.
255
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,068
DON'T YOU THINK?
WE SHOULD--
CHECK WHAT OUT?
256
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,113
(sportscaster)
SO THE PLAYOFFS
257
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,514
GET UNDER WAY
AT SUMMIT STADIUM.
258
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,316
IT'S THE WILDCATS
AND THE CONDORS.
259
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,785
THE CONDORS HEAVILY FAVORED,
AND YOU CAN SEE WHY.
260
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,354
THAT PASS COMBINATION OF DICK
BLAYLOCK TO SCOTT SIDELL...
261
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,823
YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN.
262
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,157
IF YOU WERE STANDING
ANY CLOSER,
263
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,826
YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN
KILLED.
264
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,493
BETTER GET YOU
TO A HOSPITAL.
265
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,162
NO, NO, NOT TODAY,
PAL!
266
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,898
I'VE NEVER MISSED
A CONDORS GAME IN MY LIFE!
267
00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,399
(crowd)
GO, CONDORS!
268
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,301
[cheering]
269
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,502
HOW'S THIS FOR A BANDAGE?
270
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,071
[grunts]
271
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,305
GOOD AS NEW.
272
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,407
BETTER THAN NEW!
CONDORS!
273
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,508
[whooping]
274
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,377
[laughing]
275
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,213
I GUESS I'M DONE
HERE.
276
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,514
[commotion]
277
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,983
WHAT WAS THAT?
278
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,818
THAT WAS THE OPENING
KICKOFF.
279
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,987
WE'RE OFFICIALLY
MISSING THE GAME.
280
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,422
WHY AM I NOT
SURPRISED?
281
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,396
MONK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
282
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,931
WITH THE HANDS--WHAT--
283
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,233
IT'S JUST A CHARCOAL GRILL.
284
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,402
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
285
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,237
WHY WOULD IT JUST EXPLODE?
286
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:27,174
MONK, IT MAKES
PERFECT SENSE.
287
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,176
THESE THINGS BLOW UP
ALL THE TIME.
288
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,244
FIRST OFF,
THE KID WAS PLASTERED.
289
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,612
HE DUMPS A HALF A GALLON
290
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,982
OF LIGHTER FLUID
ON THE SON OF A BITCH,
291
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,249
DROPPED A MATCH,
AND KABOOM!
292
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:37,250
(men)
OH!
OH!
293
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,387
(Stottlemeyer)
JEEZ! OH, NO, NO, NO, NO!
294
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:43,857
FIRST PLAY OF THE GAME,
AND WE'RE ALREADY BEHIND.
295
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,861
THAT'S NOT LIGHTER FLUID.
296
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,497
[muttering]
GOOD, GOOD.
297
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,999
GOOD FIELD POSITION.
298
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,677
THAT'S GASOLINE.
299
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,247
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
300
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,314
I DIDN'T DO IT.
301
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,150
WELL, AT LEAST
QUIT SMILING.
302
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,710
MAN, THIS IS BETTER
THAN THE GRILL.
303
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,146
THIS IS AUTHENTIC.
304
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:47,447
THIS IS HOW THE PIONEERS
USED TO EAT.
305
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,216
CAP?
WHAT?
306
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,683
WE'RE ON DUTY.
307
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,352
[laughs]
I'M NOT ON DUTY.
308
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,521
(man)
OH, MAN!
309
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,189
THIS IS A HORROR SHOW!
(second man)
DEFENSE IS KILLIN' US, MAN.
310
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,191
THEY GOTTA GET LANDAU
OUTTA THERE!
311
00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,726
THEY DON'T HAVE ANYONE ELSE.
GITELSON DIDN'T SHOW UP TODAY.
312
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,728
THEY WERE JUST
TALKIN' ABOUT IT.
313
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,264
HE'S M.I.A.
NOBODY KNOWS WHERE HE'S AT.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?
314
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,533
OUR BACKUP QUARTERBACK
DOESN'T EVEN SHOW UP.
315
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,334
NO, NO, WAIT!
316
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,202
DAVY GITELSON.
HE'S DEFINITELY HERE.
317
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,770
I SAW HIM THIS MORNING.
318
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,373
I ASKED HIM FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH.
HE BLEW ME OFF.
319
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,507
I THINK IT WAS HIM.
320
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:15,775
'SCUSE ME.
IT'S CHET, RIGHT?
321
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,245
WE'RE THE POLICE,
WONDERING IF WE COULD
322
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,180
ASK A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS
ABOUT THE FIRE.
323
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,514
SURE.
324
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,217
I-I FOUND THIS CONDORS
WATER BOTTLE--
325
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:25,452
(all)
CONDORS!
326
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,154
WHOO!
327
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,455
YES, THAT'S ABSOLUTELY
CORRECT.
328
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:33,160
UM, THERE WAS SOME
GASOLINE...IN IT.
329
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,227
SEE?
330
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,396
DID YOU NOTICE ANYBODY
TAMPERING WITH YOUR GRILL?
331
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,432
OH, I FIGURED.
IT'S NO BIG MYSTERY.
332
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,468
EVERYBODY KNOWS WHO DID IT.
333
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,269
THEY DO, HUH?
334
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:44,504
YEAH, THIS GUY
NAMED CORY SOMETHING.
335
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,739
HE DRIVES UP FROM L.A.,
HIM AND HIS MORON LOSER FRIENDS.
336
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,442
LEGALLY, WE CAN'T STOP HIM
FROM PARKIN' HERE.
337
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,310
BELIEVE ME, WE CHECKED.
338
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,480
WHY WOULD THEY WANNA
SABOTAGE YOUR GRILL?
339
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,482
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
340
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,417
BECAUSE THE WILDCATS SUCK!
341
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,785
YEAH!
YEAH!
342
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,653
YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN, LOSERS,
DOWN!
343
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,389
WILDCATS SUCK!
344
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,091
[booing]
345
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:07,194
WE'RE WILDCAT FANS,
MONK.
346
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:09,596
IT'S A BIG RIVALRY.
347
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,598
TWO YEARS AGO, THEY PUT
A BAG OF BEES IN MY CAR.
348
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,433
YEAH, THEN HIS MOM
SPAT ON MY MOM.
349
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,402
THEN WE FLIPPED HIS RV.
350
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,404
GOD, I LOVE FOOTBALL!
351
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:21,474
[whooping]
352
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,443
I TOLD YOU
IT WAS JUST A FAN.
353
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,577
I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE.
354
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,446
I WISH WE HAD
SOME LAB EQUIPMENT.
355
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:28,148
WE COULD DUST FOR PRINTS.
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH?
356
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,349
I WISH THERE WAS TWO OF ME
357
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,418
SO ONE OF ME COULD BE OUT HERE
WASTING MY LIFE WITH YOU,
358
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,819
AND THE OTHER ONE
COULD BE IN THERE
359
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,555
WATCHING THE FOOTBALL GAME
WITH BOB COSTAS.
360
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,124
HELLO!
361
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,625
WE COME IN PEACE.
362
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,228
LOOKIN' FOR A FELLOW
NAMED CORY?
363
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,362
'SCUSE ME.
YEAH.
364
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,197
CAN WE HELP YOU?
YES, SIR, I HOPE SO.
365
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,499
WE'RE WITH THE SAN FRANCISCO
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
366
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:47,734
WE'RE INVESTIGATING
AN ARSON FIRE
367
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,603
THAT TOOK PLACE OVER IN SECTION
15 ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR AGO.
368
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,739
THAT CAN'T BE
A REAL BADGE, HUH?
369
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,475
PARDON ME?
370
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,444
WELL, NO SELF-RESPECTING
POLICE DEPARTMENT IN AMERICA
371
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,312
WOULD LET LELAND
"HOUND DOG" STOTTLEMEYER
372
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,813
CARRY A LOADED WEAPON!
373
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:02,449
BUTTERMAN!
374
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,683
CORY BUTTERMAN!
375
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,118
HEY!
376
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,819
FRED! FRED!
377
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,755
[laughing]
378
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:11,458
HEY, MONK, THESE ARE
MY BUDDIES FROM HIGH SCHOOL!
379
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,492
THIS IS, UM...
380
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,127
ADRIAN MONK.
ADRIAN.
381
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,595
YEAH.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
382
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,630
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU?
383
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:19,166
WHAT?
384
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,634
YOU MOVE UP HERE,
SUDDENLY YOU'RE A CONDOR FAN?
385
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,803
I HAVEN'T LIVED
IN LOS ANGELES FOR 30 YEARS,
386
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,405
AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,
387
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,806
L.A. STILL DOESN'T HAVE
A FOOTBALL TEAM.
388
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,608
OOH!
389
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,609
[laughing]
390
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,844
YOU UGLY, DUMB
SON OF A BITCH!
391
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,880
HEY, HEY, HEY.
392
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,582
THIS MAN
IS A FRIEND OF MINE.
393
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,450
YOU WANNA MAKE FUN
OF HIM,
394
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,751
YOU HAVE TO MAKE FUN
OF ME FIRST.
395
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,421
MONK...
MONK, THEY'RE JUST FOOLING.
396
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,523
IT--IT'S OKAY.
THEY'RE JUST--
397
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,492
IT'S JUST GUY TALK.
398
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,460
YEAH, I KNOW.
399
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:49,796
I KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS...DOING.
400
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,465
I WAS--THAT'S WHAT
I WAS DOING.
401
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,767
WHAT IS UP WITH
THOSE YELLOW TEETH?
402
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,270
DON'T YOU KNOW
HOW TO BRUSH?
403
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,438
AND YOU--HEY.
404
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,573
THE MOON CALLED...
405
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:03,443
IT WANTS ALL ITS
CRATERS BACK.
406
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,944
FROM YOUR...SKIN.
407
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,613
[softly]
'CAUSE YOU GOT BAD SKIN.
408
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,880
HA.
409
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,516
[Stottlemeyer chuckling]
410
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,853
SO, UM, HEY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
411
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,788
YOU GUYS MARRIED?
412
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,524
OH, YEAH, MAN.
READ 'EM AND WEEP.
413
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:18,558
THE PARTY'S OVER.
414
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,926
WHAT ABOUT YOU, MAN?
415
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,728
OH, HE WAS MARRIED,
AND HE GOT DIVORCED.
416
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,563
AND THEN HIS LAST
GIRLFRIEND...
417
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,533
[laughing]
GOT ARRESTED FOR MURDER.
418
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:28,435
RIGHT, YOU UGLY,
419
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:30,903
DUMB, SAD, LONELY...
420
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:34,574
S-STUPID, SAD SON OF A...
421
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:35,842
RIGHT?
422
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:40,547
ARE YOU REALLY
A COP?
YEAH.
423
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,449
CAN YOU TAKE CARE
OF THIS?
424
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,516
I MEAN, FOR OLD
TIME'S SAKE.
425
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,486
WHAT, A SPEEDING TICKET?
426
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,720
HEY, THAT--
427
00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:49,456
THAT'S 2:40 P.M. TODAY.
428
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:52,592
THAT'S ONLY...
THAT'S ONLY 35 MINUTES AGO.
429
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,727
YEAH, WELL, I'LL
SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
430
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:57,597
SO, UH, WHAT'S ALL THIS
ABOUT A FIRE?
431
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,599
IF IT WAS MY KIDS,
I'LL KILL 'EM.
432
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,469
THEY'VE BEEN BUTTING HEADS WITH
THESE CONDOR FANS FOR YEARS.
433
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,471
ACTUALLY, THIS TICKET MEANS
THAT YOU AND YOUR BOYS
434
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:05,605
ARE OFF THE HOOK.
435
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,241
IT HAPPENED
BEFORE YOU GOT HERE,
436
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,777
SO THIS IS WHAT WE CALL
AN ALIBI.
437
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,479
IN THAT CASE,
LET'S PLAY SOME BALL!
438
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,515
LET'S SEE IF YOU STILL
GOT THAT STOTTLEMEYER TOUCH!
439
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,684
HIKE IT UP,
HIKE IT UP, HIKE IT UP!
440
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,586
GO LONG!
441
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:21,454
GO LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG!
442
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,627
[car alarm blares]
443
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,531
STILL GOT IT...
STOTTLEMEYER TOUCH.
444
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,001
WHOO-HOO!
GO, CONDORS.
445
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,572
RANDY?
446
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:42,409
SOMEBODY ORDER SOME PIZZA?
447
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,490
RANDY?
448
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,394
RANDY!
449
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,369
HELLO?
450
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:13,039
OH! OUT OF BOUNDS.
THAT'S OUT OF BOUNDS.
451
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,641
GOD, YOU'RE BLIND!
452
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:17,877
UH, WHAT'S THE SCORE?
453
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,313
DOWN BY 9.
454
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,549
WAIT...NO, 6.
455
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,050
CAN YOU HOLD THIS?
456
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,521
OH...PIZZA!
457
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,057
(Costas)
CONDORS HEAVILY FAVORED,
AND YOU CAN SEE WHY.
458
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,459
THAT PASSING COMBINATION
459
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,760
OF DICK BLAYLOCK
TO SCOTT SIDELL...
460
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,428
IS THAT BLOOD?
461
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,764
YEAH. IT'S FROM THE EVIDENCE
ROOM, SO DON'T TOUCH IT.
462
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,732
I WON'T TOUCH IT.
463
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:42,335
SERVING.
464
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,436
THANK YOU.
465
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,309
I WISH WE HAD
BENDY STRAWS.
466
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:57,484
[Stottlemeyer chuckling]
I CAN'T BELIEVE I USED
TO RUN WITH THOSE GUYS.
467
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,486
WE ALL GOT SUSPENDED
ONE TIME.
468
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,653
WE HAD THIS NEW
VICE PRINCIPAL--
469
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:03,356
THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
THOUGH, THAT THEY HAVE AN ALIBI.
470
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:04,924
SPEEDING TICKET, RIGHT?
471
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,158
OH, JESUS, MONK,
YOU BACK ON THAT?
472
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,628
GIVE IT A REST!
NO, I THINK WE SHOULD
PACK UP THAT GRILL--
473
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,097
MONK! IT WAS JUST A PRANK.
474
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,765
YEAH, BUT WHAT IF
IT WASN'T?
475
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,534
YOU HEARD THE PARAMEDIC.
476
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,503
THAT GUY
COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED.
477
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,538
NO, SOMETHING
IS GOIN' ON HERE.
478
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,607
FEELS MORE LIKE
ATTEMPTED MURDER.
479
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,841
HEY!
480
00:22:21,874 --> 00:22:24,611
YOU WANT THIS TO BE
ATTEMPTED MURDER!
481
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,813
YOU DO.
YEAH, ADMIT IT!
482
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,781
YOU NEED THIS TO BE
A REAL CASE,
483
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,517
BECAUSE
THAT'S ALL YOU KNOW.
484
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,151
SNOOPIN' AROUND,
SNIFFIN' AROUND.
485
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,653
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT
ABOUT THE GRILL.
486
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,388
YOU PROBABLY ARE.
487
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:38,525
BUT...IT CAN WAIT.
IT CAN WAIT.
488
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:42,094
WE CAN LOCK THE SCENE DOWN.
NOBODY'S GOIN' ANYWHERE.
489
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:43,896
TICKETS HERE.
WHO NEEDS TWO, WHO NEEDS TWO?
490
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:45,998
HEY, ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL?
THAT'S ILLEGAL.
491
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:48,635
IT'S A FOOTBALL GAME,
MONK!
492
00:22:48,668 --> 00:22:50,837
COME ON, USE THE OFF SWITCH.
493
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:54,407
EVERYBODY HAS
AN OFF SWITCH, RIGHT?
494
00:22:54,441 --> 00:22:58,645
HE'S PROBABLY SELLING THEM
FOR TWICE WHAT THEY'RE WORTH.
495
00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,613
MAYBE NOT.
496
00:23:02,649 --> 00:23:04,551
ALL RIGHT, LELAND, WAIT.
WAIT A SECOND!
497
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,454
ALL RIGHT, LOOK...
YOU'RE RIGHT.
498
00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,656
MAYBE I AM
OVERTHINKING IT.
499
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,524
I-I ALWAYS DO.
500
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,059
LET'S JUST
LOCK DOWN THE SCENE,
501
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,627
AND THEN WE'LL GO
TO THE GAME.
502
00:23:14,661 --> 00:23:16,062
THE OFF SWITCH?
503
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,465
CLICK.
504
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,634
CLICK.
505
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,771
CHANGED YOUR MIND,
HUH?
506
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,539
A WOMAN'S PREROGATIVE.
507
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,107
PRESS BOX,
LEVEL THREE.
508
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:30,510
[laughs]
PRESS BOX, LEVEL THREE!
509
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,645
TWO TICKETS
TO PARADISE, BUDDY.
510
00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:35,748
THAT RING...
511
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,687
WHAT?
512
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,022
THIS RING.
513
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,757
YEAH! YEAH, THAT'S
THE CHAMPIONSHIP RING.
514
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:46,759
YEAH, THE RING--
515
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:49,161
THEY WON LAST YEAR.
SEE THAT?
516
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:50,563
SEE THE STRIPES?
517
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,465
ON THE BAND.
518
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:53,900
YEAH?
WHAT ABOUT 'EM?
519
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,676
WHAT?
520
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:06,979
WHAT?
521
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:08,881
OH, NO!
MONK!
522
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,128
HEY, THAT'S A REAL
RING.
523
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,163
THIS MUST BE THE PLAYER
THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT,
524
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:25,632
THE ONE
WHO DIDN'T SHOW UP.
525
00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:27,900
DAVID GITELSON,
NUMBER 18.
526
00:24:27,934 --> 00:24:29,569
CAPTAIN, HE'S COLD.
527
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,518
HEY, WAS THAT REALLY
DAVY GITELSON?
528
00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:46,886
YES, SIR.
529
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:49,756
DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU WERE
TALKING TO HIM THIS MORNING,
530
00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:52,559
AND YOU ASKED HIM
FOR AN AUTOGRAPH?
531
00:24:52,592 --> 00:24:54,761
I DID?
532
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:56,929
I DON'T THINK SO!
533
00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:00,232
THERE GOES
YOUR STAR WITNESS.
534
00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:02,268
[whistles]
BACKUP QUARTERBACK,
HUH?
535
00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:03,870
YEAH.
536
00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,038
THEY'RE NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING
TILL AFTER THE GAME.
537
00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:07,273
THAT MAKES SENSE.
538
00:25:07,306 --> 00:25:09,742
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DRUG DEAL OR STEROIDS?
539
00:25:09,776 --> 00:25:11,077
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.
540
00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:14,180
HERE, LOOK AT THIS.
HE WAS SITTIN' ON IT.
541
00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:15,314
THE PLAYBOOK!
542
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,650
(Monk)
PLAYBOOK?
YEAH.
543
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:20,587
EVERY PLAYER GETS ONE.
THE WHOLE GAME PLAN'S IN HERE.
544
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,321
[laughing]
OH, OH...
KEEP AN EYE ON THAT.
545
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,757
YEAH, UH, CAPTAIN,
THIS IS SEAN METZGER,
546
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,125
DAVID GITELSON'S
PERSONAL DRIVER.
547
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:28,728
HE WAS THE LAST PERSON
TO SEE GITELSON ALIVE.
548
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:29,962
WELL, LIKE I TOLD
THE LIEUTENANT,
549
00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:31,230
I DROPPED HIM OFF
THIS MORNING,
550
00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,832
JUST LIKE ANY GAME DAY.
551
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,333
6:15, MAYBE 6:20.
552
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,202
HE WENT INTO THE STADIUM,
AND THAT WAS IT.
553
00:25:36,235 --> 00:25:38,104
I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN.
554
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:39,338
DID HE SAY ANYTHING?
555
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:40,973
DID HE SEEM WORRIED
ABOUT ANYTHING?
556
00:25:41,007 --> 00:25:42,875
OH, NO, SIR,
HE WAS EXCITED,
557
00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:44,243
UP FOR THE GAME.
558
00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,978
UH, YOU HAVE A...
559
00:25:46,012 --> 00:25:48,347
YOU HAVE A SMUDGE
THERE.
560
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,349
WHAT HAPPENED THERE?
561
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,284
WHAT HAPPENED?
I DON'T KNOW.
562
00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:53,920
DO YOU REMEMBER
EVERY LITTLE SMUDGE
563
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:55,588
YOU EVER GOT
ON YOUR CLOTHING?
564
00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:58,858
YES. YES, I DO.
565
00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:05,097
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
MONK...
566
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:06,599
I HAD A BEER.
IS THAT A CRIME?
567
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:09,101
UH, NO.
NO. NO, IT ISN'T.
568
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:10,169
IS THAT IT?
CAN I GO?
569
00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:13,039
THIS--THIS WHOLE THING
IS KINDA FREAKING ME OUT.
570
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,874
I'D LIKE TO GET HOME
AND TRY TO SHAKE IT OFF.
571
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,643
YEAH, SURE, YOU CAN GO,
572
00:26:16,676 --> 00:26:18,978
BUT MAKE SURE THE LIEUTENANT
KNOWS WHERE YOU ARE.
573
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:20,813
WHY ARE YOU
LETTING HIM GO?
574
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:22,815
BECAUSE, MONK,
I-I CAN'T HOLD HIM.
575
00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:24,050
HE'S--HE'S JUST A WITNESS.
576
00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,118
THAT WAS A CHARCOAL
SMUDGE ON HIS JACKET
577
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:28,721
AND THE SMELL OF GASOLINE
ON HIS LAPEL.
578
00:26:28,755 --> 00:26:30,122
YOU'RE STILL ON THE GRILL.
579
00:26:30,156 --> 00:26:31,824
WHAT GRILL?
580
00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:35,061
SOMEBODY'S BARBECUE GRILL CAUGHT
FIRE RIGHT BEFORE KICKOFF--
581
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:37,830
SO WHAT DOES THAT HAVE
TO DO WITH GITELSON?
GOOD QUESTION.
582
00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:39,666
I THINK SOMEHOW
THEY'RE CONNECTED.
583
00:26:41,668 --> 00:26:43,402
OKAY, LOOK.
IT'S YOUR DAY OFF.
584
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,404
THERE'S NOTHING MORE
YOU CAN DO HERE.
585
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,273
YOU TWO GO
AND ENJOY THE GAME.
586
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,841
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS.
REALLY?
587
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,843
WELL, YEAH, TURNS OUT
IT'S NOT OUR CASE ANYWAY.
588
00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:53,412
CHIEF BRENNER JUST CALLED,
AND HE'S SENDING A SQUAD DOWN.
589
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,848
I'M SUPPOSED TO STICK AROUND
AND BRING HIM UP TO SPEED.
590
00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:57,416
HA! DID YOU HEAR THAT?
591
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,985
IT'S NOT OUR CASE.
LET'S GO.
592
00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,753
ENJOY THE GAME!
593
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,021
OH, HEY, UH...
594
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,825
TELL BOB COSTAS
RANDY DISHER SAYS HI.
595
00:27:05,858 --> 00:27:06,993
DOES HE KNOW YOU?
596
00:27:07,026 --> 00:27:08,627
NO.
597
00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,931
WELL, THEN, WOULDN'T
THAT JUST CONFUSE HIM?
598
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:14,967
ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.
599
00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,270
COME ON.
LET'S GO.
600
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,806
LET'S GO!
601
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,741
GO, CONDORS!
602
00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:30,683
OH, HELL.
603
00:27:30,717 --> 00:27:31,818
I'M SORRY, I--
I CAN'T DO IT.
604
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,153
OF COURSE YOU CAN, MONK.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OFF SWITCH?
605
00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:36,055
COME ON, CLICKETY-CLICK,
CLICK, CLICK.
606
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:37,857
IT'S NOT WORKING.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
607
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,859
I THINK WE SHOULD TALK
TO THAT GUY AGAIN,
608
00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:42,695
THAT CHET WALSH
WITH THE FUNNY FOAMY FINGER.
609
00:27:42,729 --> 00:27:44,697
REMEMBER? HE HAD THIS
BIG, FOAMY FINGER--
610
00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,398
I KNOW WHO YOU MEAN,
MONK.
611
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,768
HE SAID HE SAW GITELSON
THIS MORNING!
612
00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:51,704
LOOK, MONK...
613
00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:54,340
IT'S OUT OF OUR JURISDICTION.
IT'S NOT OUR CASE.
614
00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,342
WE'LL JUST BE IN THE WAY,
OKAY?
615
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:59,078
COME ON, EVERY GOOD COP KNOWS
YOU CAN'T BE IN IT 24/7.
616
00:27:59,111 --> 00:28:00,947
EVEN GOD TOOK A DAY OFF.
617
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,182
AND WHAT DAY DID HE TAKE OFF?
IT WAS SUNDAY.
618
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,284
WHY DID HE TAKE OFF SUNDAY?
I'LL TELL YOU WHY SUNDAY.
619
00:28:05,317 --> 00:28:07,754
SO HE COULD WATCH FOOTBALL!
620
00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,288
HUH? COME ON!
621
00:28:09,321 --> 00:28:10,923
YOU USED TO BE
A FUN GUY.
622
00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:11,958
I DON'T THINK SO.
623
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,292
YEAH. NO, I REMEMBER.
624
00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:16,996
I REMEMBER THE TIME
WHEN YOU GRADUATED, RIGHT?
625
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,231
WE STOLE THAT ROWBOAT,
YOU, ME, AND TRUDY.
626
00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:20,867
AND THE LAKE PATROL
STOPPED US,
627
00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,368
AND YOU STARTED
SPEAKING SPANISH.
628
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,970
NOW, THAT WAS FUNNY!
629
00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:26,773
THAT WAS FUNNY!
WHERE'S THAT GUY?
630
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:28,908
TRUDY DIED.
631
00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:33,112
YES, TRUDY DIED,
BUT YOU DIDN'T DIE.
632
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:35,447
YOU'RE ALIVE.
633
00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:37,249
ALIVE IS A FUNNY WORD.
634
00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:42,054
COULD I HAVE
MY TICKET, PLEASE?
635
00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:49,796
WAIT A SECOND.
636
00:28:50,997 --> 00:28:53,800
'CAUSE I'M GOIN' IN THERE
WITH OR WITHOUT YOU.
637
00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,909
[horn honking]
HEY, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
638
00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:05,044
MOVE THE CAR!
MOVE IT, I'M TRYING TO GET OUT!
639
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,279
[honking]
IT'S CALLED REVERSE.
YOU CAN'T MISS IT.
640
00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,048
IT'S A BIG "R"!
641
00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,489
YOU AGAIN.
642
00:29:17,523 --> 00:29:19,258
YES, SIR.
ME AGAIN.
643
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,093
YOU'RE MISSING
THE GAME.
644
00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:22,895
MAYBE THE REAL GAME
645
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:24,530
IS OUT HERE
IN THE PARKING LOT.
646
00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:26,165
HAVE YOU BEEN
SIPHONING GAS?
647
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,801
FROM MY OWN CAR?
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
648
00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:31,137
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU TELL ME.
649
00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:33,239
NO. YOU TELL ME.
650
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,407
NO YO TELL ME.
651
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:39,111
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT, OKAY?
652
00:29:39,145 --> 00:29:40,913
THEY SAID I COULD LEAVE,
SO I'M LEAVING.
653
00:29:40,947 --> 00:29:42,581
WE HAD AN EXPLOSION
HERE TODAY.
654
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:43,582
THE GUY WAS BURNED.
655
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:46,485
NAME WAS CHET WALSH.
656
00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:48,120
NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
657
00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:51,423
FOOTBALL JERSEY.
BIG CONDORS FAN.
658
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:53,225
DRUNK,
YELLING ALL THE TIME.
659
00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:54,526
IT'S A TAILGATE PARTY.
660
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:55,962
YOU'RE DESCRIBING
EVERYBODY HERE.
661
00:29:55,995 --> 00:29:57,864
I'M PRETTY SURE
YOU KNOW THIS GUY...
662
00:29:57,897 --> 00:30:00,900
'CAUSE YOU TRIED TO KILL HIM
ABOUT AN HOUR AGO.
663
00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:02,234
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
664
00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:04,003
I DON'T KNOW.
665
00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:05,804
YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH,
DO YOU?
666
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:09,608
WOULD YOU MOVE AWAY
FROM THE CAR, PLEASE?
667
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,911
I'M GOING HOME.
668
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:24,256
SEAN METZGER!
[honks]
669
00:30:24,290 --> 00:30:25,958
YOU CAN TRY AND LEAVE
THIS STADIUM.
670
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:27,059
YOU CAN DRIVE AWAY...
671
00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:28,961
BUT YOU'RE NOT REALLY
GOING ANYWHERE.
672
00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:30,096
[honking]
673
00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:32,965
THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE
MAY TURN SLOWLY,
674
00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:34,466
BUT--
675
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,870
SOONER OR LATER...
676
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:44,410
THEY ALWAYS...
677
00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:46,178
WIND UP...
678
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,082
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION
AGAIN?
679
00:30:50,116 --> 00:30:51,918
YOU SAID YOU WERE HERE
ABOUT 6:30 THIS MORNING.
680
00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:55,054
YOU SAW DAVY GITELSON
COMING THROUGH THAT DOOR...
681
00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:55,955
RIGHT.
682
00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:58,190
RIGHT. AND YOU
ASKED HIM FOR AN AUTOGRAPH,
683
00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,191
BUT HE IGNORED YOU.
684
00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:00,893
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
685
00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:02,895
YOU SAID HE WAS UPSET
ABOUT SOMETHING.
686
00:31:02,929 --> 00:31:03,795
RIGHT!
687
00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:06,899
HE KEPT REPEATING SOMETHING
OVER AND OVER.
688
00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,534
RIGHT!
689
00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:10,036
[crowd cheers in background]
690
00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:12,905
WHAT WAS HE YELLING?
691
00:31:12,939 --> 00:31:14,907
CHET!
692
00:31:14,941 --> 00:31:17,009
OUT OF ORDER!
693
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:18,911
"IT'S OUT OF ORDER."
THAT'S WHAT HE KEPT SAYIN'.
694
00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:20,980
WHAT--WHAT WAS
OUT OF ORDER?
695
00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:21,981
I DON'T KNOW!
696
00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:24,550
MUSTA BEEN...SOMETHIN'!
697
00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,385
SOMETHING.
698
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,654
THAT'S A BIG HELP.
THANK YOU.
699
00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:40,899
IT'S NOT THE PHONE.
700
00:31:42,001 --> 00:31:45,972
SOMETHING
IS OUT OF ORDER.
701
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:48,975
IT'S OUT OF ORDER.
MUST BE INSIDE.
702
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:54,346
[beep]
703
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:55,681
WHOA HO HO HO HO!
704
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:57,416
IT'S AN ALL-ACCESS
PASS.
705
00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:59,318
COME ON.
706
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,619
DUDE!
707
00:32:02,188 --> 00:32:04,556
YOU'RE LIKE
MY BEST FRIEND.
708
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:06,658
YOU WANNA HEAR
SOMETHING SAD?
709
00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:08,961
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND
TOO.
710
00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:10,129
OH...
711
00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:19,171
SO THE WILDCATS
TAKE YET ANOTHER TIME OUT,
712
00:32:19,205 --> 00:32:23,042
AND WITH THE SCORE STILL TIED,
WE'LL BE BACK RIGHT AFTER THIS.
713
00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:25,644
SO HE WAS MURDERED,
HUH?
714
00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:26,645
YEAH.
715
00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:27,646
I STILL CAN'T
BELIEVE IT!
716
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:30,049
WELL, YOU KNOW, THESE
THINGS HAPPEN EVERY DAY.
717
00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:31,217
YEAH,
BUT IT'S HEARTBREAKING.
718
00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:32,651
WHERE'S ADRIAN?
719
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:34,253
OH, HE'S OUTSIDE.
HE'S WORKIN' THE CASE.
720
00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:35,354
HE CAN'T GIVE IT UP.
721
00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:36,555
THAT'S JUST LIKE HIM.
722
00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:38,524
THE MONOMANIACAL
MR. MONK.
723
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,059
DID HE EVER TELL YOU
HOW WE MET?
724
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,127
NO, NOT REALLY.
725
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,663
HE MENTIONED SOMETHING
ABOUT A DEMENTED CAT SALESMAN.
726
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:45,697
WELL, NO, THAT'S NOT IT
EXACTLY.
727
00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:48,000
THERE'S A DISTINCTION HERE,
AND IT'S REALLY--
728
00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:48,800
IT'S FASCINATING.
729
00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:51,470
THE CAT SALESMAN
WAS NOT DEMENTED.
730
00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:53,572
HE SOLD DEMENTED CATS.
731
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:56,442
NO, NO, BUT REALLY,
UNDERSTAND.
732
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,445
HE HAD A SIAMESE
WHO WAS MANIC-DEPRESSIVE.
733
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,747
HE HAD A PARANOID PERSIAN.
734
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:04,283
THE GUY TRIED TO SELL ME
A CALICO KITTEN
735
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,652
WHO WAS COMPLETELY
PSYCHOTIC--EVIL!
736
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:09,355
I MEAN, IT TRIED TO KILL ME.
THE KITTEN TRIED TO KILL ME.
737
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:11,690
MM-HMM. OKAY, NICE GAME
THOUGH, HUH?
738
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:13,225
IT--IT'S A GREAT GAME.
YEAH!
739
00:33:13,259 --> 00:33:17,063
HE HAD A BURMESE--
MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.
740
00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:18,530
ONE OF WHICH WAS A DOG.
741
00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,599
THAT'S HOW WEIRD IT WAS.
742
00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,301
I'M NOT REALLY
A CAT PERSON.
743
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:23,702
WELL, IT'S--
THESE ARE THE FACTS.
744
00:33:23,735 --> 00:33:25,437
I'M JUST TELLIN' YA.
745
00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:32,044
THIS ONE WORKS?
746
00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:33,179
THEY ALL WORK.
747
00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:35,781
SO WHAT WAS
OUT OF ORDER?
748
00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:38,817
[chewing]
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S LIKE A MYSTERY.
749
00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:40,686
[cell phone rings]
OH!
750
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:45,091
THIS IS CHET!
751
00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:47,726
WHAT ARE THEY OFFERING?
752
00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:50,462
DON'T KID YOURSELF.
55 MILLION MEANS 70 MILLION.
753
00:33:50,496 --> 00:33:52,731
WE DON'T COUNTER
TILL THEY HIT THE NUMBER.
754
00:33:52,764 --> 00:33:54,733
I'LL CALL YA LATER.
755
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:56,402
WHO ARE YOU?
756
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,804
HEDGE FUND MANAGER.
BUT NOT TODAY.
757
00:33:58,837 --> 00:34:02,074
CONDORS!
758
00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:04,776
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE SNAP.
WILDCATS BLITZING.
759
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:07,579
AND IT'S PICKED OFF AGAIN!
760
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:10,082
THAT'S THE THIRD
CONDOR TURNOVER.
761
00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,550
THE DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR
OF THE WILDCATS,
762
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:12,684
BRIAN BINSACK,
763
00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:15,454
HAS BEEN ONE STEP AHEAD
OF THE CONDORS ALL GAME LONG.
764
00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:18,290
IT'S ALMOST AS IF
HE'S READING THEIR MINDS.
765
00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,492
YOU KNOW, WITH HEAD COACH
KENT MCFARLAND
766
00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:21,693
SCHEDULED TO RETIRE
AT THE END OF THE YEAR
767
00:34:21,727 --> 00:34:24,730
FOR THE WILDCATS, I'D SAY
THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING,
768
00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:26,865
BINSACK IS A SHOE-IN
TO GET THE JOB.
769
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,800
I GOT IT!
770
00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:31,537
I KNOW WHO KILLED
DAVY GITELSON.
771
00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:41,680
IT WASN'T
A VENDING MACHINE.
772
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,882
I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER
WHAT WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT.
773
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:47,153
SOMETHING
WAS OUT OF ORDER, RIGHT?
774
00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:48,554
BUT IT WASN'T ANY MACHINE.
775
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:50,389
IT WAS THE PLAYBOOK.
776
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,658
THE TEAM PLAYBOOK!
777
00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,560
I REMEMBER NOW.
778
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:56,528
I SAW THE BOOK.
779
00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:59,498
SOME OF THE PAGES
WERE MIXED UP.
780
00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:03,235
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
781
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:05,304
HIS LIMO DRIVER,
SEAN METZGER,
782
00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:09,708
WAS IN A PERFECT POSITION
TO STEAL THE CONDORS' PLAYBOOK.
783
00:35:09,741 --> 00:35:11,310
HE PROBABLY ONLY HAD
A FEW MINUTES.
784
00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:13,912
HE MADE A QUICK COPY,
AND AT SOME POINT,
785
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,215
THE PAGES MUST HAVE GOTTEN
MIXED UP.
786
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,552
HE SOLD THE XEROXED COPY
787
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:22,688
TO THAT COACH
FROM THE WILDCATS.
788
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:25,191
HE MADE A FEW BUCKS.
789
00:35:25,224 --> 00:35:27,226
HE PROBABLY THOUGHT
THAT WAS THE END OF IT.
790
00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:29,728
BUT THIS MORNING,
AFTER HE GOT DROPPED OFF,
791
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,764
GITELSON REALIZED
SOMETHING WAS WRONG.
792
00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:37,503
IT'S OUT OF ORDER!
793
00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:38,604
IT'S ALL OUT OF ORDER!
794
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:39,805
HA!
WHAT?
795
00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,640
WILL YOU SIGN THAT?
NO, LOOK, I'M LOOKING
FOR SOMEBODY.
796
00:35:41,673 --> 00:35:43,709
HE FIGURED OUT WHAT HAPPENED.
797
00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:46,645
HE WENT LOOKING
FOR THE DRIVER.
798
00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:58,690
THE FIGHT MUST HAVE ESCALATED.
METZGER PANICKED.
799
00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:10,636
HE HID THE BODY
IN PLAIN SIGHT...
800
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:13,372
AT THE TAILGATE PARTY.
801
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,274
THAT'S WHY METZGER
WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU.
802
00:36:15,307 --> 00:36:16,775
HE SAW YOU TWO TALKING.
803
00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:19,645
HE THOUGHT
YOU KNEW TOO MUCH.
804
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,680
HEDGE FUND MANAGER.
805
00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:22,981
YEAH, THAT MAKES SENSE.
806
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,551
WHAT DO WE DO NOW,
CALL THE COPS?
807
00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:26,685
NO. THERE'S NOT
ENOUGH TIME.
808
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:29,688
IF HE DESTROYS THAT PLAYBOOK,
WE DON'T HAVE A CASE.
809
00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:32,591
IT'S PROBABLY
IN THE LOCKER ROOM.
810
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,692
WHAT?
811
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:36,328
WELL, THIS MORNING,
THE CONDORS WERE FAVORED BY 12,
812
00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:37,796
BUT THE WILDCAT DEFENSE
813
00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:40,599
HAS PLAYED A NEARLY FLAWLESS
FIRST TWO QUARTERS OF FOOTBALL,
814
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,268
AND AS WE SEND YOU BACK
TO THE STUDIO
815
00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:43,569
FOR THE HALFTIME SHOW,
816
00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:45,904
IT'S ALL TIED UP
10 TO 10.
817
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:48,574
10 TO 10.
818
00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:50,509
MONK'D LOVE THAT, HUH?
819
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,511
[sighs]
YEP.
820
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:05,657
(man)
ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY SETTLE DOWN!
821
00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:08,494
SETTLE DOWN!
EYES UP FRONT.
822
00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:12,030
THAT WAS A GOOD FIRST HALF.
BUT WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO.
823
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,565
THE KEY IS TO MAINTAIN CONTROL.
824
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:15,667
STAY FOCUSED.
825
00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:17,503
THEY'RE GONNA TRY TO CHANGE
SOME THINGS UP ON US
826
00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:18,537
IN THE SECOND HALF.
827
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:19,738
LOOK FOR THE TRIPLE OPTION...
828
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:21,573
OUT OF THE WISHBONE
FORMATION.
829
00:37:21,607 --> 00:37:23,909
TRIPLE OPTION? COACH, I HAVEN'T
SEEN THAT SINCE COLLEGE.
830
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:26,645
WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
SEE IT TODAY--YOU COUNT ON IT.
831
00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:28,580
GRUMLEY
ON THEIR FIRST POSSESSION.
832
00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,882
ALL RIGHT, DANTE,
TAKE US HOME.
833
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:32,918
OKAY, GUYS,
LET'S TAKE A KNEE.
834
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,824
LORD, LET YOUR LIGHT
CONTINUE TO SHINE
835
00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:40,626
ON THIS TEAM TODAY.
836
00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:42,728
GIVE US THE WISDOM
AND THE STRENGTH
837
00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:45,531
TO ACCEPT WHATEVER FORTUNE
BEFALLS THIS TEAM TODAY.
838
00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:48,967
GIVE US THE POWER
TO DEVOUR THE OTHER TEAM.
839
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,636
GIVE US THE STRENGTH
AND THE DISCIPLINE
840
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:54,373
TO REMAIN CALM
IN ALL HARD TIMES.
841
00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:57,376
HELP US DOMINATE
THE OTHER SIDE, LORD.
842
00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,677
GIVE US THE POWER
843
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,879
TO JUST TOTALLY
ANNIHILATE THE OTHER TEAM.
844
00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:02,514
AMEN.
845
00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:03,749
(team)
AMEN.
846
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,484
HEY, THAT'S OUR PLAYBOOK!
847
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,919
NO, NO, THIS IS
NOT YOUR PLAYBOOK!
848
00:38:07,953 --> 00:38:09,621
THIS IS STOLEN PROPERTY.
849
00:38:09,655 --> 00:38:11,757
I'M A FORMER POLICE OFFICER.
HERE'S THE THING...
850
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:13,992
WILDCATS SUCK!
851
00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:17,062
SECURITY, GET THAT PLAYBOOK!
852
00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:19,798
SECURITY!
GET THAT BOOK!
853
00:38:26,605 --> 00:38:27,939
HEY, BOB.
YEAH.
854
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,408
I GOTTA GO.
855
00:38:29,441 --> 00:38:30,742
NOW?
IT'S ONLY HALFTIME.
856
00:38:30,776 --> 00:38:31,943
YEAH, I KNOW.
YOU'VE BEEN GREAT.
857
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:33,412
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.
NO PROBLEM.
858
00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:35,514
BUT MY BEST FRIEND,
GREAT GUY, AN AMAZING GUY,
859
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:39,485
I LEFT HIM DOWNSTAIRS ALONE,
AND HE DESERVES BETTER.
860
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:41,720
SURE. I-I UNDERSTAND.
861
00:38:41,753 --> 00:38:43,822
IS HE WITH MONK?
862
00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:49,861
SECURITY!
GET THAT BOOK!
863
00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:53,031
GET HIM!
GET THE BOOK!
864
00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:55,066
(Stottlemeyer)
MONK! MONK!
865
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:57,636
MONK!
866
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:12,751
MONK!
867
00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,727
[laughing]
868
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,395
IS THE GAME OVER?
869
00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:25,864
[laughing]
YEAH.
870
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:28,066
WHO WON?
871
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,569
[panting]
872
00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:32,671
WE DID.
873
00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:38,777
BACK AT SUMMIT STADIUM,
874
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:40,145
WHERE THE CONDORS
HAVE COME FROM BEHIND
875
00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:42,414
AND DEFEATED THE WILDCATS
27-24
876
00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:44,049
IN ONE OF THE GREATEST
PLAYOFF GAMES EVER.
877
00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:46,818
MEANWHILE, THERE WAS PLENTY
OF DRAMA AWAY FROM THE FIELD,
878
00:39:46,852 --> 00:39:49,688
AND HERE TO TELL US ABOUT IT
IS CAPTAIN LELAND STOTTLEMEYER
879
00:39:49,721 --> 00:39:51,122
OF THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE
880
00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:53,725
ALONG WITH FORMER DETECTIVE
ADRIAN MONK.
881
00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:55,727
UH, CAPTAIN, WE JUST SAW
882
00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:56,962
THE DEFENSIVE COACH
OF THE WILDCATS
883
00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,897
LED AWAY FROM THE STADIUM
IN HANDCUFFS.
884
00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,198
WHAT CAN YOU TELL US?
885
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:02,768
WELL, MR. BINSACK
HAS BEEN ARRESTED
886
00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:05,771
AND CHARGED WITH RECEIPT
OF STOLEN PROPERTY.
887
00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:06,938
MONK...
888
00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:08,774
AND, UH, I CAN ALSO TELL YOU
889
00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:10,509
THAT DAVY GITELSON'S
PERSONAL DRIVER
890
00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:11,910
HAS ALSO BEEN ARRESTED
IN MARIN COUNTY.
891
00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:13,745
BOB. BOB.
892
00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,548
WELL, I'D SAY
893
00:40:16,582 --> 00:40:17,783
FROM THE STANDPOINT
OF LAW ENFORCEMENT,
894
00:40:17,816 --> 00:40:19,651
YOU AND MR. MONK
ARE THE MVPs TODAY.
895
00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:20,886
HMM!
896
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,788
YOU KNOW,
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW,
897
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:25,156
ADRIAN MONK IS A LEGEND
IN SAN FRANCISCO,
898
00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,158
AND ON A PERSONAL NOTE,
A FEW YEARS BACK,
899
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:30,161
THIS MAN LITERALLY
SAVED MY LIFE.
900
00:40:30,195 --> 00:40:32,163
NO, I-I WOULDN'T
SAY THAT.
901
00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:33,832
THE TRUTH--
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
902
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,767
YOU WERE THERE!
THE CAT TRIED TO KILL ME!
903
00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:37,168
YOU WEREN'T REALLY
IN ANY DANGER.
904
00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,904
IT WAS A LITTLE
CALICO CAT.
905
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,205
IT WAS ABOUT THIS BIG.
906
00:40:40,238 --> 00:40:43,208
WAIT A MINUTE--YOU PROVED IT.
YOU SOLVED THE CASE.
907
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:45,210
THE CAT PLANNED
THE WHOLE THING OUT.
908
00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:47,946
SHE WAS GONNA KILL ME
WITH THAT SQUEEZE TOY.
909
00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:49,581
YEAH...THE TRUTH IS
910
00:40:49,615 --> 00:40:51,182
[softly]
I JUST WANTED
TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
911
00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:53,251
YEAH. LOOK, I THINK
WE'RE DONE HERE.
912
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:54,720
BOB,
CUT TO A COMMERCIAL.
913
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:56,254
I GUESS THAT DOES IT.
914
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,823
FROM SUMMIT STADIUM,
AGAIN THE FINAL--
915
00:40:57,856 --> 00:41:00,826
THE CONDORS 27,
THE WILDCATS 24.
916
00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:02,794
I'M BOB COSTAS
SAYING SO LONG.
917
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:05,797
AND ONE LAST TIME...
918
00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:08,734
THE CAT WAS DEFINITELY
TRYING TO KILL ME.
919
00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:11,169
RANDY'S RIGHT.
THIS IS BETTER THAN BEING THERE.
920
00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:14,205
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