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[humming]
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[music box plays]
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I love this song.
What's it called again?
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(male voice)
What?
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The--the music box,
what's it called?
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Fullness Of Spring.
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Fullness Of Spring.
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I can't get it
out of my head.
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Oh...
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I wish we had taken
more pictures.
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Hey, can you stay for dinner?
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No. I told ya,
I gotta get home.
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Well, at least stay
for a drink to decompress.
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Oh! I'll open the Santorini.
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I know I promised to save it
for a special occasion.
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What?
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I said, it's our one-week
anniversary.
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I think that's
special enough.
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[shower running]
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crunch!
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What are you doin'?
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Well, I-I thought
we could--
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I told you
not to open that.
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Hey, there's
something in here.
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What--what is that?
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Put the bottle down,
Gail.
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Wh-what's going on?
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You're scaring me.
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Put the bottle on the table.
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I told you not to open it.
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[music box plays]
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*
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[Randy Newman ragtime theme]
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* It's a jungle out there
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* Disorder and confusion
everywhere *
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* No one seems to care
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* Well, I do
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* Hey, who's in charge here?
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* It's a jungle out there
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* Poison in the very air
we breathe *
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* You know what's in
the water that you drink? *
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* Well, I do,
and it's a-ma-zing *
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* People think I'm crazy
'cause I worry all the time *
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* If you paid attention,
you'd be worried too *
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* You'd better pay attention
or this world we love so much *
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* Might just kill you
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* I could be wrong now
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* But I don't think so
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* 'Cause it's
a jungle out there *
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* It's a jungle
out there *
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Wait!
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Wait, I will take plastic.
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(bagger)
Too late!
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I want you to leave
Friday morning,
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just so we could,
you know,
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make a three-day--ooh!
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I gotta call you back.
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Oh, my gosh!
Are you okay?
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Oh, I am so sorry.
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That is all my fault.
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Man, they oughta put blinkers
on these things.
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Oh!
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Is this yours or mine?
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No, that--that's not mine.
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That's yours.
Yeah, well.
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Pretty much anything
that can kill ya,
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that's gonna me be mine.
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Yeah.
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I mean, look at this.
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Soup for one,
frozen meat loaf.
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I might as well wear a big sign
that says, "divorced guy."
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[laughs]
Yeah.
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Ah, here.
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Hey, you're, ah,
you're missin' two eggs here.
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No, no.
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I, uh, I only
buy ten at a time.
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I-I know, it's crazy.
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No, it makes
perfect sense to me.
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It does?
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Yeah, I mean, why have
a decimal system
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if you're not gonna use it?
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Ten at a time,
it's brilliant.
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I mean, why 12?
Exactly.
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Twelve--so arbitrary.
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What's this?
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Uh, that's bubble wrap.
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Protect the apple.
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Did--did they
do this for you?
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No, no.
I bring my own.
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They--they always
tease me about it.
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Yeah, well,
who's laughing now?
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Look at that thing.
It's perfect.
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Whereas mine...
it's all bruised and scuffed up.
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You're a genius.
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Aw, I don't know
about genius.
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I like your style,
ya know?
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You play by your own rules.
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That's one way
of lookin' at it, I guess.
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Hal, Hal Tucker.
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Adrian Monk.
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Yeah--oh, did I do that?
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Oh, it's nothing.
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Just a little juice--
It's nothing.
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You got to send me
the bill for that.
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No, no. I have a hundred shirts
just like it at home.
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I mean--99 now.
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Well, I always
pay my debts.
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Adrian Monk,
I'm gonna look you up.
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I'm gonna pay you back.
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[police radio traffic]
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[camera shutter clicks]
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[music box plays]
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*
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Oh, I love this song.
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My grandfather used to sing it
to me all the time.
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[water gurgling]
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You okay?
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Ah...yeah.
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Can we, uh...
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think we could
put down the, uh...
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the, um...
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The toilet seat?
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Nope. Tech guys haven't
been here yet.
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We can't touch anything.
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Yeah...yeah, okay.
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Okay, so, uh...
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somebody was in the shower.
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And then, uh...
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So the, um...
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I can't--I can't--
I can't think.
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Um...
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[fake cough]
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Nah--keep it!
Just keep it.
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Okay.
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Candle's full of water.
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These are soaking wet.
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Okay, he was in the shower.
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Something happened,
she said something.
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He was upset.
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He opened
the shower curtain,
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didn't even bother to stop
to turn off the water.
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He grabbed the top towel.
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Went into the other room
and killed her.
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You're pretty damned good
when the toilet seat's down.
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Captain, we know her.
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Uh, kn her.
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Knew who?
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Uh, the victim.
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She was a dispatcher
at the old precinct.
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No kidding.
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(Stottlemeyer)
Oh, yeah.
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About ten years ago.
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Gail something.
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Gail. Gail Segalis.
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Oh, my God.
I used to carpool with her.
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Oh, she was always talking about
trips she wanted to take.
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She said if she ever
made it to the Parthenon,
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she was gonna
send me a picture.
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Well, looks like she made it.
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(Stottlemeyer)
Hey, is this a boyfriend?
I love boyfriends.
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Let's find him.
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Yes, sir.
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What's this?
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Hmm? What do you got?
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I don't know.
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The price is in euros.
She brought it back with her.
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Uh, where's the wine?
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[cell phone ringing]
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Probably drank it.
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Where's the bottle?
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Hello?
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Yes.
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He's right here.
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Who's this?
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The what?
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A friend of whose?
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Well, this is Adrian Monk.
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What number
are you calling?
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Uh...yeah.
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Hold on.
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Uh, Mr. Monk?
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It's Hal?
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Hal!
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Hal?
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He called me?
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Hello?
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Yeah, yeah,
of course I remember you.
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Yeah.
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Oh, it was--
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Yeah, it was nice
meeting you too.
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[laughs]
Bumping into you.
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All right, I get it,
I get it.
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It was a play on words.
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Yeah.
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Huh?
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Oh, that was just
my assistant Natalie.
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Huh?
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Uh, uh, hold on.
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Hold on, I'll see.
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Are you hot?
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What?
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[Monk stammers]
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What, tom-tomorrow?
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Oh, sure.
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I...sure, that sounds...
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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All right, okay, great.
I'll see ya then.
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That was Hal.
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Oop.
[laughs]
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Who is Hal?
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Oh, he's just a guy.
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He's a friend.
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00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:04,271
We're going
to the hockey game tomorrow.
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The hockey game?
Yeah.
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00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,641
Hey, Kramer,
what're you doing tomorrow?
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00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,342
Going to the beach
with the kids.
Can't go with ya.
219
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,144
Uh, I'm going
to the hockey game.
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00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,948
Captain, you don't
need me tomorrow, do ya?
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00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,750
No.
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00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,886
Good, 'cause I'm...
goin' to the game.
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00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,989
Yeah.
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00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,758
I heard.
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00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:25,726
(Monk)
Oh, my God!
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00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,761
Oh, my God!
He's gonna be here any minute!
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00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:28,561
Any minute!
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00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,931
Julie, Julie,
put on some music.
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00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,100
Please, Natalie, don't go away.
Stay--stay right there.
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I need you.
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I need you.
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Natalie?
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Which one? Which?!
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00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:39,873
They're exactly--
Which one?!
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That one!
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00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,943
Mr. Monk, you're gonna
have a heart attack.
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00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,244
No, no.
I'm fine. I'm okay.
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Just, uh--Just, uh--
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Keep going,
ask me another one.
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00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,216
Uh, okay, uh,
what's a forward line?
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Ah, in professional hockey.
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The forward line
consists of
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the right wing
and the left wing.
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And the center.
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This year the Sharks
have had
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a outstanding forward line.
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Outstanding.
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00:11:01,962 --> 00:11:03,731
Let's--let's say
their names.
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00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,265
Okay, Joe Thornton.
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00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,768
Uh--uh--uh--
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Oh, Kaspar--no!
252
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,972
Mr. Monk, why don't
you just be honest?
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00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:12,840
Tell him it's
your first game.
254
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:13,874
No, no, no.
I tried that honesty thing.
255
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,843
It was a total disaster.
[classical music plays]
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00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:16,910
No, no, no, no, Julie.
257
00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,178
No, no, no, not classical.
258
00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:18,979
Put on something cool.
259
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,948
You know, the rock
and the roll.
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00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,249
You don't have
any rock and roll.
261
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,484
Well, not--not classical.
262
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,053
Anything but classical.
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00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,855
Mr. Monk, he's just a guy.
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00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,957
He can't be the first friend
you've ever had.
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00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,095
Oh.
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00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,233
What are you doing?
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00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,234
I'm cleaning.
268
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,236
No, I don't want it too clean!
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00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,238
He'll think
I'm some kind of a freak.
270
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,373
I left five crumbs out.
271
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,908
Yeah, I only see
one, two, three--four.
272
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:48,909
Four! God!
273
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,944
Four.
274
00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,279
Here, here it is.
275
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,014
Okay, there it is.
276
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,285
Adrian?
Hey, Hal!
277
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,119
Hey, there.
278
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,789
I hope you don't mind
I let myself in.
279
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:02,790
Oh, Hal's here.
280
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:03,791
[Natalie laughs]
281
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,992
I brought in your mail.
282
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,459
Hey, nice crib.
283
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,362
Oh, yeah, uh, thanks.
284
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,964
[Star Spangled Banner
plays]
285
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,900
Patriotic, I like that.
286
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,201
Most people wouldn't
have the guts.
287
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,136
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
288
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:19,039
So this is...my crib.
289
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,040
Yeah.
290
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,975
Excuse the mess, okay?
291
00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:22,976
What mess?
292
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:23,877
Well, you know.
293
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,979
The crumbs,
there's five crumbs there.
294
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,047
This is Natalie.
295
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,315
Oh, his girl Friday.
296
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,018
Well, it's nice to put
a face to the voice,
297
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,786
especially a face like that.
298
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,121
Oooh...
299
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,122
Funny, right?
300
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:38,125
And this is, uh...
301
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,226
Um, uh...
302
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,227
Julie.
303
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,228
Doh!
304
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,796
Hello.
Hi.
305
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,031
Hal. Nice to meet you.
306
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,332
Hey, are you guys
hockey fans?
307
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:46,566
Next time I'll get
four tickets.
308
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,401
The coach is
a client of mine.
309
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,870
Oh, what do you do?
310
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,071
Antiques.
311
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,139
Import/export.
312
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,942
Don't redecorate your room
without callin' me first.
313
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,944
Rugs, tables.
You name it, I'll get it.
314
00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:58,846
Okay?
Okay.
315
00:12:58,879 --> 00:12:59,847
All right.
316
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,882
So, you ready to roll?
317
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,150
It's gonna be a great game.
318
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,885
Absolutely. Go Sharks!
319
00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,154
Oh, I love it!
That's great.
320
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,521
We'll see ya later.
321
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:11,058
We'll see ya later.
322
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,329
[door closes]
323
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,330
I like him.
324
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,332
Yeah, I do too.
325
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,368
Wonder what he's up to.
326
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:30,110
[cheering and shouting]
327
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,982
Take the shot!
328
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,952
Come on, take the shot!
Take the shot!
329
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,888
Take the shot!
330
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,390
Take the shot!
331
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,259
How about these seats, huh?
332
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:47,260
Oh, they're excellent.
333
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,896
They're really bolted in.
334
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:49,897
Yeah.
335
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,065
Let's go Sharks!
336
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,066
[referee's whistle]
337
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:53,967
Oh, ow!
338
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,336
Did you see that?
What the hell was that?
339
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,605
The hell if I know!
340
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,607
What the hell was that?!
341
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,209
Hell...
342
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:07,114
(Hal)
Cheech is really
off his game tonight.
343
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:10,951
Yes. Yes, last year,
Jonathan Cheechoo,
344
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,920
whose nickname is Cheech,
345
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:16,089
was the third highest-scoring
right wing in the league.
346
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,391
He was born in Ontario.
347
00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,392
Really?
348
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,460
That's interesting.
349
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,461
It is?
350
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:22,462
Yeah.
351
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:25,265
[arena organ plays]
352
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,936
[foghorn blows]
353
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:54,995
Smudge.
354
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:55,996
What?
355
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,365
There's a smudge.
356
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,033
On the glass.
357
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,205
It's on the inside.
358
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,239
We can't get it.
359
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,642
Right.
360
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,314
It's no big deal, right?
361
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,315
No.
362
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,683
Who cares?
363
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,218
Right?
364
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,391
Let's just think about
something else.
365
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,336
(Monk)
Hey!
Hey, there's a smudge here.
366
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,671
Can you get that smudge?
367
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,240
There's a smudge right there.
368
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,641
Yeah, right there.
369
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,642
Just take it out.
370
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,044
No. No, no, no, wait.
371
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,045
There's a sm--come back!
372
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,013
You--
373
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,215
There's still some left.
Hey, down in front!
374
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,183
You got a problem?
375
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,284
With him, not with you.
376
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,254
You got a problem with him,
you got a problem with me.
377
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,990
Okay, no big deal.
378
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,295
[referee's whistle]
379
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,432
[blows whistle]
380
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,506
[end of period horn blows]
381
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,242
(Monk)
It's embarrassing.
382
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,244
(Hal)
No! It's a great idea.
383
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:18,245
It's a battle zone out there.
384
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,680
They should hand these things
out at the door.
385
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,282
Hal!
386
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,017
I thought that was you.
387
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:26,186
Eddie Lawson from the Firm.
388
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,487
Yeah, man, how you doing?
389
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,588
You look good, man.
390
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,723
How long you been out?
391
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,292
'Bout a year-and-a-half.
392
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,493
A year-and-a-half?
393
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,295
You had a better lawyer than me.
394
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,298
Hey, you ever talk
to Charlie the Pirate?
395
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,699
Sometimes...yeah, I do.
396
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,468
Yeah, well, tell him to call me.
397
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,404
He still owes me 50 large
from that thing.
398
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,406
I'll do that.
I gotta go.
399
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,540
Take it easy.
400
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,476
But take it.
401
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,611
See ya.
402
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,280
Well, now you know.
403
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,748
You did some time.
404
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:59,052
I bought some coins in Turkey.
405
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,721
Beautiful pieces.
11th century.
406
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,790
Turns out they were hot.
407
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,692
I did eight months.
408
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,394
I was gonna tell you earlier,
409
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,162
but then I found out
you were a cop.
410
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,298
And...if you wanted
to go home right now,
411
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,633
I mean,
I wouldn't blame you.
412
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,336
Why would I want
to go home?
413
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,737
I'm havin' a great time.
414
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,106
Really?
415
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,108
So we're still on
for tomorrow, then.
416
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,109
All right.
417
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,644
[organ plays,
crowd cheers]
418
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,280
I told ya, I was
at my restaurant all day.
419
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,382
I got 15 people on staff.
Why don't ya ask them?
420
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:30,583
Well, they work for ya,
right?
421
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,285
They're not gonna
lie for me.
422
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:33,086
Not about this.
423
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:35,122
I mean, you work for him,
right?
424
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,356
You gonna lie for him?
425
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,424
I mean, about a murder?
426
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,427
I...think about that a lot,
actually.
427
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:43,163
I mean, of course, it would
depend on a number of factors--
428
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:46,233
We're not talking about him.
We're talking about you.
429
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,471
I took her to Greece.
430
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,307
She'd been wantin'
to go for years.
431
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,144
She got back
Friday morning.
432
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,578
She was dead
three hours later.
433
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,280
I didn't
come back with her.
434
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,848
She dumped me.
435
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,550
She met someone
at the hotel.
436
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,218
Second day we were there.
437
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,487
So I decided to come back early,
Tuesday night.
438
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,555
You can check that too.
439
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,556
Oh? Who was he?
440
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,791
She wouldn't tell me
his name.
441
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,327
I saw him. He had a beard.
I guess she likes beards.
442
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,128
And money.
443
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,896
(Disher)
How do ya know?
444
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,398
About the money,
not the beard.
445
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,400
I could smell it.
446
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,402
Plus, he gave her
a bottle of wine.
447
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,404
Santorini, it must have
cost him 500 bucks.
448
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,274
Would you recognize him again
if you saw him?
449
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,276
Oh, yeah.
450
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,411
Call Athens,
check the hotel guest lists
451
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,381
against the list of passengers
on her flight home.
452
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,382
(Disher)
Yes, sir.
453
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,383
Did you hear that?
454
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,384
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
455
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,352
I'll--I'll hear the tape.
456
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,353
We didn't record it.
457
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,354
That's okay.
458
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,422
I was half-listening,
459
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,490
so I'll play it back
in my head later.
460
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,293
Mr. Monk was just telling me
about his big date.
461
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,294
[laughs]
462
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,361
You mean the guy
on the phone?
463
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:49,296
I thought that was a prank.
464
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,664
No, why--why would you
think it was a prank?
465
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,766
No reason.
466
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:56,836
Uh, how was the hockey game?
467
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,371
Great! Great game.
We won.
468
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:01,741
The San Jose Sharks 4,
visitors 2.
469
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,710
It was a lot of fun.
It was so much fun.
470
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,712
And then later
we went out for brews.
471
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,813
And beer.
472
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,582
Brews and beer?
473
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,251
Actually, there is--
[Stottlemeyer coughs]
474
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:14,421
Monk, you know that
I worked vice
475
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,688
for a couple of years?
476
00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:16,823
Yeah.
477
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,226
Sometimes a scam artist
will spend a couple of days
478
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,228
with a guy before
asking him for money.
479
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,362
It's called
softening the mark.
480
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:23,663
No. No, no, no, no, no.
481
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,832
Hal is not a con artist, no.
482
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,300
Why would anybody con me?
483
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,568
I don't have any money.
484
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,237
Does he know you don't
have any money?
485
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,738
Yeah!
486
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,474
Did you tell him
you don't have any money?
487
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,445
Wait...wait.
488
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,681
I think I know
what this is about.
489
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,984
You guys are worried
that I'm gonna ask him...
490
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,686
to be my best friend.
491
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:47,787
Don't worry.
492
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,788
Please.
493
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,490
Hal and I just met.
494
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,526
We are nowhere near making
that kind of commitment.
495
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,562
[chuckling]
You guys.
496
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:57,430
Unbelievable.
497
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,599
What kinda guy
do you think I am?
498
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,343
Ah, this is the life, huh?
499
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,478
Yeah.
500
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,480
A Sonny Chow movie,
pepperoni pizza,
501
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,614
a couple of guys
hanging out.
502
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,817
Absolutely. I'm sorry I had to
send that first one back.
503
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,286
Oh, don't worry about it.
504
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,553
No, you were totally right.
505
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,622
Sliced ten ways
makes all the difference.
506
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,923
That's all I'm sayin'.
507
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,293
Yeah. Hey, listen,
I'm gonna go help myself
508
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,594
to one of those
bruise-free apples.
509
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,296
You want one?
No. I'm good.
510
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,297
All right.
511
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,864
Oh, your mail's here.
512
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,733
I'll get it for you.
513
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,767
Okay.
514
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,277
Ah!
515
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,278
Junk mail.
516
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,279
Don't ya hate it?
517
00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:47,280
Yeah.
518
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:48,548
All those trees
chopped down
519
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,650
just to make a bunch
of stupid catalogs.
520
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,651
Right.
521
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,520
Mmm! Oh, I love this part.
522
00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:55,588
(Monk, laughing)
I can see why.
523
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,023
Oh, yeah.
524
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,592
Crank it up.
525
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:00,960
[movie plays louder]
526
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,996
[Hal chuckles]
527
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,847
[knocking on door]
528
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,883
Sorry, we're closed.
Closed on Mondays.
529
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,619
(Hal)
I want to make a reservation.
530
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,356
Call tomorrow.
We're open at noon.
531
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:31,624
Yeah, but I'm here now.
532
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:32,725
It'll only take a minute.
533
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,527
Come on, I promised my wife.
534
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,632
Ah!
535
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,633
Hiya, Tim.
536
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,335
Remember me?
537
00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,803
We met in Greece.
538
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,505
Yeah, I remember.
Yeah.
539
00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,506
You shaved your beard.
540
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:47,507
Yeah.
541
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,108
Gail didn't like it.
542
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,977
You remember Gail, don't ya?
543
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,945
The cops are looking for you.
544
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,715
I know that, Tim.
That's why I'm here.
545
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,984
They show you
any mug shots of me?
546
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,852
Not yet.
Good.
547
00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:00,920
Then I'm not too late.
548
00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:01,954
[gun clicks]
549
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,816
You know, he sounds like
a great guy.
550
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:05,552
He is.
Oh, he's a great guy!
551
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:09,055
Well, having a good friend,
Adrian, is a blessing.
552
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:09,956
Yeah.
553
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,024
He's outside right now
waiting for me.
554
00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,159
Really?
555
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,061
Yeah, we're going back
to my place after the session,
556
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:17,096
just to hang,
you know, out.
557
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,565
That's what we do.
558
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:19,766
We hang out.
559
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,602
We went out last night,
me and Hal.
560
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:23,603
Hmm.
561
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:24,604
[whispers]
To a bar.
562
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:25,605
To a bar?
563
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,173
[laughing]
It was so much fun!
564
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,509
You should have seen Hal.
565
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,811
He was talking
to two girls.
566
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:32,812
At once.
567
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:36,082
Saying--saying...
568
00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,150
funny things.
569
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,787
Everybody
was laughing and--
570
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:41,788
Adrian.
571
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,723
This is--
This is really amazing.
572
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,793
And it's very significant.
573
00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:50,797
I always wanted
a best friend.
574
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,833
I used to pray for it
every Christmas.
575
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,902
[Monk sighs]
576
00:23:55,935 --> 00:23:58,204
Best friend.
577
00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:02,074
That's what was missing.
578
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:04,076
One friend...
579
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,878
would have
made it all bearable.
580
00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:08,114
Well...
581
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:10,850
you had Trudy.
582
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,885
That was different.
583
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:15,788
Trudy loved me.
584
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:21,227
But Hal...likes me.
585
00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:24,797
Beautifully put.
586
00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:26,098
You know what I'm gonna do?
587
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:27,667
I just decided.
588
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:31,037
I'm gonna ask Hal
if he'll be my best friend.
589
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:33,973
Oh.
590
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,075
You know,
I-I've never heard it
591
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:37,209
put quite that way.
592
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:40,212
I just have to figure out
when to pop the question.
593
00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:45,084
Do you have any advice?
594
00:24:45,117 --> 00:24:47,854
About--
About when
to pop the question!
595
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,256
No! No, I-I don't.
596
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,558
No?
No.
597
00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:55,528
[trolley bell clangs]
598
00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:58,097
Oh, hey, buddy.
How'd it go?
599
00:24:58,130 --> 00:24:59,599
I think it went
pretty well.
600
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,100
I told him all about you.
601
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,802
Oh, hey, I'm famous.
602
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,071
So, you want to head over
to your place?
603
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:07,073
You promised to show me
that rock polisher.
604
00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:08,174
I'm parked right
over here.
605
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,310
You okay?
606
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,311
Yeah, yeah.
607
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,914
Look, uh,
just something, uh,
608
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:16,949
I-I've been wanting to say.
609
00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:19,919
More of a question, really.
610
00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:21,654
I know we haven't known
each other that long--
611
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,322
(Natalie, honking car horn)
Mr. Monk! Thank God!
612
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,724
Hey, Hal.
Hey!
613
00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:25,925
The captain just called.
614
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,560
They found a body,
Gail Segalis' boyfriend.
615
00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:29,061
He was killed
in his restaurant.
616
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:32,599
I'm sorry, I-I got to go.
617
00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:35,935
Hey. Do you mind
if I tag along?
618
00:25:35,968 --> 00:25:37,937
I've never seen
a real crime scene,
619
00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,239
except on TV.
620
00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:41,240
Can he?
621
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,676
Can he come?
He can be my guest.
622
00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:45,845
Mr. Monk, it's a crime scene.
It's not a party.
623
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:46,846
Natalie! It's Hal.
624
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,281
Come on,
the captain won't mind.
625
00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:51,350
We'll tell him
you're with me.
626
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,921
And that you're just
gonna watch.
627
00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,255
All right, when we get there,
be careful.
628
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,157
You can't get your fingerprints
on anything.
629
00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,659
(Hal)
Yeah, that would be funny.
630
00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:01,227
'Cause then you'd
have to arrest me.
631
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:04,030
[all laugh]
632
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,198
[camera shutter clicking,
police radio traffic]
633
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:20,680
Ka-pow!
634
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:33,793
See anything?
635
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:34,794
Nothin' much.
636
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:37,129
Captain!
637
00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:38,130
Oooh.
638
00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:40,132
Murder weapon.
639
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:41,934
Boys found it
under the stove.
640
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:44,203
The handle's cracked.
Is that from hittin' the guy?
641
00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:45,404
Yeah, that's right.
642
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,406
The serial number's
been filed off too.
643
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,375
Makes it almost
impossible to trace.
644
00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:51,811
Are you reporting
to him now?
645
00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:54,413
The serial number's
been filed off.
646
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,915
Makes it
almost impossible--
Thank you.
647
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,416
You know, I read an article
648
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,185
about all the crime
in this neighborhood,
649
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:01,053
how it's all drug-related.
650
00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:02,822
(Monk)
Nah, this was no junkie,
though.
651
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,390
This was personal.
This was very deliberate.
652
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:06,392
If he'd been
that desperate,
653
00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:09,161
he would have gone through
the victim's pockets.
654
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:10,162
See?
655
00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:11,263
Yep.
656
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:14,333
I've never known
a junkie not to.
657
00:27:17,837 --> 00:27:18,871
You okay?
658
00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:22,675
Oh! Yeah, I just...
dropped my shades.
659
00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:27,246
Hey, Monk?
660
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:29,849
Do me a favor. Check the alley
in the back, there.
661
00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,117
See if we missed something.
662
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:31,918
Sure. Be right back.
663
00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:35,287
Hal, this is pretty cool,
right?
664
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,856
Very cool.
665
00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:43,462
Hal, can I speak to you
for a minute, in there?
666
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,463
Sure.
667
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:47,133
Thank you.
668
00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,367
Here, have a seat.
669
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,273
What's going on?
670
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,876
That's exactly what we were
wondering, Mr. Tucker.
671
00:27:56,909 --> 00:28:00,913
You mind telling us why you've
been hanging out with Monk?
672
00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:04,717
Well, he's a good guy.
He's a lot of fun.
673
00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,493
I'm gonna ask you
one more time,
674
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:18,097
why are you
hanging with Monk?
675
00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:20,399
You know he doesn't
have any money.
676
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:21,667
So...what?
677
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,070
(Disher)
Does he know you have
a record?
678
00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:26,472
Receiving stolen property.
679
00:28:26,505 --> 00:28:28,474
Yeah.
680
00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:31,844
Yeah, he knows all about it,
and he's cool with it.
681
00:28:31,878 --> 00:28:34,513
What's this got
to do with you?
682
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,849
We love him.
683
00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:38,951
Oh, you do?
684
00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:41,020
Then when's the last time
you hung out with him,
685
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,489
you know, just to hang out,
or called him just to talk?
686
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:46,058
He is a great guy.
687
00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:49,328
He's odd and funny
and brilliant.
688
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:51,530
But you wouldn't know that.
689
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,464
I mean, to you,
690
00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:55,367
he's just some sort of
crime-solving machine.
691
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:58,370
A robot that you wind up
and point at a crime scene
692
00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,506
and let him do
your job for you.
693
00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:03,843
And to you, he's your funny,
quirky boss.
694
00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:06,345
That you can make fun of
and tell stories about
695
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:07,379
behind his back.
696
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:11,017
What kind of friends are you?
697
00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:13,119
If Adrian Monk
has a problem,
698
00:29:13,152 --> 00:29:14,520
it's not with me.
699
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,829
There. You ready?
700
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:23,830
Yeah.
701
00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:24,831
Are you ready?
702
00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:25,865
Yeah.
703
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,268
Oh, wow!
704
00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:32,104
It's fantastic!
That's so smooth.
705
00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:33,239
Yeah.
706
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:34,540
I gotta get
one of these things.
707
00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,508
We could start
a club or something.
708
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:37,910
[mail slot hinge squeaks]
709
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:40,179
Oh, there's your mail.
I'll get it for you.
710
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:42,448
You get started on this one
while I'm gone.
711
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:43,482
All right.
712
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:47,854
[suspenseful music]
713
00:29:47,887 --> 00:29:55,895
*
714
00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:14,847
Oh.
I did this one last week.
715
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,548
Yeah, that's great.
716
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:18,117
Listen, uh,
I just remembered.
717
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,119
I have an appointment downtown
with a client,
718
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,453
so, uh,
I'll call you later.
719
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:22,588
Okay, yeah, Hal!
720
00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:24,156
Wait, uh, before you go.
721
00:30:24,190 --> 00:30:27,326
There's, uh, something
I've been meaning to say.
722
00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:30,629
Uh...mmm.
723
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:33,132
I'm really glad we met.
724
00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,533
Yeah, me too.
I'll call ya.
725
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:38,004
Yeah, yeah, uh, you know,
I-I-I know this sounds childish,
726
00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:40,439
but, um...
727
00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:44,076
If you wanted to say
we were best friends,
728
00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:45,611
that would be cool with me.
729
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:48,247
Yeah, sounds great.
Let's do it.
730
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,648
Really?
[sighs]
731
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:52,518
Yeah, look,
I really gotta go.
732
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,652
I'll catch you later.
733
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,487
Yeah.
734
00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:58,490
[playful music]
735
00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:03,062
*
736
00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:04,630
Dr. Kroger.
737
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:07,900
I-I'm sorry to call you
at home.
738
00:31:07,934 --> 00:31:09,936
He said yes!
739
00:31:15,942 --> 00:31:20,479
[somber music]
740
00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:23,950
Why doesn't he call?
741
00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:26,285
It's been two and a half days.
742
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:27,586
Why don't you call him?
743
00:31:27,619 --> 00:31:29,521
I did.
744
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:33,459
I left 14 messages.
745
00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:35,527
Must have said something.
746
00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:38,564
Done something.
747
00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:42,668
I came on too strong.
748
00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:45,571
Scared him off.
749
00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:48,340
So now I'm back
to zero friends.
750
00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:50,209
Mr. Monk,
I'm your friend.
751
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:51,677
Because I pay you!
752
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:54,646
You don't pay me
that much.
753
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,647
[sighs]
754
00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:56,949
There's this girl
in my grade,
755
00:31:56,983 --> 00:31:59,385
Jenny Merrick.
756
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,687
And when Becky Zucker
stopped talking to her,
757
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,489
you know what she did?
758
00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:06,058
She told everybody...
759
00:32:06,092 --> 00:32:09,996
that Becky wets her bed.
760
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,430
Thanks, Julie!
761
00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:12,431
[phone rings]
762
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:13,432
Oh! That's him.
763
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:15,501
Shh!
That's him.
764
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:18,037
It's him, it's him,
it's him, it's him!
765
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,471
But how do you know?
766
00:32:19,505 --> 00:32:22,441
Who else could it be?
You're right here.
767
00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:23,542
Shh.
768
00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:27,980
[phone keeps ringing]
769
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,184
[laughing]
770
00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:36,022
Hello?
771
00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:37,623
Yeah.
772
00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:39,658
She's right here.
773
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,533
It's for you.
It's your friend, Bonnie.
774
00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:52,404
I'm sorry.
I gave her this number.
775
00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:54,706
Hi.
776
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:57,743
No, I-I can't talk right now.
My mom's boss is crying again.
777
00:32:57,776 --> 00:32:59,345
[groans]
778
00:32:59,378 --> 00:33:02,348
[groans]
779
00:33:06,618 --> 00:33:07,653
Mr. Monk, you can't just
sit here and sulk.
780
00:33:07,686 --> 00:33:09,421
It's killing you.
781
00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:10,522
It's killing me.
782
00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:12,724
You know where he lives,
go over there.
783
00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:14,593
He's your friend, right?
784
00:33:14,626 --> 00:33:16,595
You know, talk to him.
See what the problem is.
785
00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,697
Man to man.
786
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,635
Man to man.
787
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:27,639
[sobbing]
788
00:33:43,722 --> 00:33:45,424
Hello.
789
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:47,426
Adrian.
Who is your friend?
790
00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:48,527
What are you doing here?
791
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,229
Does he work
for the phone company?
792
00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:51,463
'Cause your phone
must be broken.
793
00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:53,232
I've been calling
and calling.
794
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:55,234
Okay, I'm sorry.
I've just been really busy.
795
00:33:55,267 --> 00:33:56,835
I will not be toyed with, Hal!
796
00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,670
Look, we were just
having dinner.
797
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,339
Where?
798
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:01,840
Where, Scotty's Pub?
799
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,075
Were you in our booth?
800
00:34:03,109 --> 00:34:05,577
Oh...
Hal?
801
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:07,579
Look.
802
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,715
I bought tickets for us.
803
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:10,716
Got, uh, Disney On Ice.
804
00:34:10,749 --> 00:34:14,120
That's, like, animals
ice skating, I think.
805
00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:16,522
And, uh,
women's volleyball,
806
00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,325
and something
called Pearl Jam.
807
00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:21,793
I just want another chance.
808
00:34:21,827 --> 00:34:23,395
Whatever I did,
I take it back.
809
00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:25,764
I can change.
I can...change.
810
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:28,167
I've never actually done it,
811
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,301
but I'd like
to give it a try.
812
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,203
He doesn't like hard rock.
You!
813
00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:34,240
Don't know the first thing
about Hal,
814
00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:35,507
so don't pretend you do.
815
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:36,842
How does he like
his hamburgers?
816
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,277
Huh?
817
00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,746
Didn't hear that.
Medium rare!
818
00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:42,114
Can you name three
of his shirts?
819
00:34:42,148 --> 00:34:43,615
'Cause I can.
820
00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:44,683
The turquoise one,
the yellow one,
821
00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:46,252
and the one
he's wearing now.
822
00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:47,686
Adrian. Come on.
823
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,788
We had some laughs,
but to tell the truth,
824
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:52,124
we don't really have
that much in common.
825
00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:55,761
He wets his bed.
826
00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:58,197
What?
827
00:34:58,230 --> 00:35:00,299
Michael, I'm sorry.
828
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:02,268
But we--
All right,
I understand.
829
00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:03,835
Yeah.
I'll see you tomorrow.
830
00:35:03,869 --> 00:35:04,903
And don't forget to bring
the merchandise.
831
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,838
I won't.
832
00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:09,308
Bye-bye, Mikey.
833
00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:14,880
Adrian.
Your bag.
834
00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:20,886
Santorini.
835
00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,188
What's--
What's in here?
836
00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:24,356
It's heavy.
You--
837
00:35:24,390 --> 00:35:26,192
You bought this in Europe.
838
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,497
Boy, am I glad
he's gone, huh?
839
00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:32,631
[chuckling]
Huh?
840
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:33,799
He gets so jealous
841
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,667
when I'm around my friends,
you know?
842
00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:37,703
R-Really?
843
00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:39,871
Yeah, you know, Adrian,
I'm so glad you're here
844
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:43,342
because, uh, my mother's
coming over in a little while.
845
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:44,543
Would you like to meet her?
846
00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,879
Your--Your mother?
847
00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:49,715
Yeah.
848
00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:50,849
I told her all about you.
849
00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:53,785
Come on,
I-I live right upstairs.
850
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:57,323
Let's go.
851
00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:58,924
Your mom.
Yeah.
852
00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:02,528
Here's the report
on the murder weapon.
853
00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:04,396
You know, the firing pin
was worn down.
854
00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:05,664
That's why it wouldn't fire.
855
00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,768
Maybe we should call Monk in
on this one.
856
00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,803
Oh, yeah,
I already called him.
857
00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:12,704
He's not available.
858
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,806
He's having some kind
of problem with Hal.
859
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,808
[snorting]
860
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:17,643
Hal.
861
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:21,280
I still can't figure
that one out.
862
00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:29,921
Are you thinkin'
what I'm thinkin'?
863
00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:42,234
No.
864
00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:44,703
When you showed this gun
to Hal and said,
865
00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:45,904
"Here's the murder weapon,"
866
00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,673
he knew that the killer
used it like a club.
867
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,375
That's right, he pointed
to the cracked handle.
868
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,977
But we never told him
how Tim Hayden died.
869
00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,579
You show anybody a handgun
and say,
870
00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:54,980
"This is the murder weapon,"
871
00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:56,448
they're going to assume
that the guy had been shot.
872
00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:59,418
How did he know?
How did he know?
873
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:10,429
[suspenseful music]
874
00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:13,965
Wow.
875
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:17,703
What a great apartment!
876
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,338
Oh.
877
00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,440
W-wait, wait, wait.
878
00:37:21,473 --> 00:37:23,675
I just wanna soak it in.
879
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:26,645
Yeah, you soak it in.
880
00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:30,015
What are you doin'?
881
00:37:30,048 --> 00:37:31,717
All these windows.
It feels like a fishbowl.
882
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,718
Oh.
883
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,720
So, is this your mother?
884
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:36,655
Yeah.
885
00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:39,391
And this is your sister?
886
00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:41,493
I don't know.
887
00:37:41,527 --> 00:37:42,494
Oh.
888
00:37:42,528 --> 00:37:45,931
[humming]
889
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,333
I know that song.
890
00:37:47,366 --> 00:37:49,335
What song?
891
00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:50,869
That song you're humming.
892
00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:55,774
The music box
at Gail Segalis'...
893
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:58,644
house.
894
00:37:58,677 --> 00:38:00,612
You.
895
00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,648
You've been to Greece?
896
00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:05,784
Many times.
I've been everywhere.
897
00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:10,722
You had a beard.
898
00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:14,092
Gail Segalis.
899
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:19,365
She said she'd send me
a picture from Greece.
900
00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:21,066
Is that why...
901
00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:23,735
you kept coming over?
902
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,939
She must've taken
the picture.
903
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:32,077
And you were in it.
904
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:35,013
It would've connected you
to Gail--oh, God.
905
00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:36,382
You kept...
906
00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:38,350
bringing in my mail
all that time.
907
00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:40,919
You were just waiting...
for her letter.
908
00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:43,989
First class, my ass.
That thing took forever.
909
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:45,991
So...
910
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:49,060
You never really...liked me?
911
00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:51,397
Are you kidding?
912
00:38:51,430 --> 00:38:52,964
Spending a day with you
is like pulling teeth.
913
00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:57,068
I'm surprised your own shadow
keeps you company.
914
00:38:57,102 --> 00:38:58,336
No.
915
00:39:00,539 --> 00:39:01,740
Back up.
916
00:39:01,773 --> 00:39:04,042
Back up!
Over there.
917
00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:07,112
There.
918
00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:08,380
Open the bottle.
Open it.
919
00:39:12,451 --> 00:39:15,821
Open it!
920
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,989
Stolen.
921
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:20,058
Of course.
922
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,527
You have a record.
923
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,062
You knew you'd be searched
at the airport.
924
00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:26,131
That's why you seduced
Gail Segalis,
925
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:30,969
to get that through customs.
926
00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:32,738
And then you seduced me.
927
00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:35,741
Come on, Adge.
928
00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:37,609
I was just joking.
929
00:39:37,643 --> 00:39:39,010
You know,
I was punking ya.
930
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:42,614
Punk--Punk--
Punking?
931
00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:43,982
Yeah.
932
00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:46,017
I was joking.
933
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,687
That gun's not loaded.
[laughing]
934
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:49,955
I mean,
935
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:52,491
I was just goofin' around.
It's...
936
00:39:52,524 --> 00:39:54,993
It's what best friends do.
937
00:39:57,596 --> 00:39:58,597
Best friends?
938
00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:02,133
Yeah.
939
00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,004
I don't believe you.
940
00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:07,739
[whispering]
Oh, come on.
941
00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:08,940
It's me.
942
00:40:08,974 --> 00:40:10,842
Hal.
943
00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:13,211
It's your old pal Hal.
944
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,647
You know me.
I wouldn't hurt anybody.
945
00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:20,018
Come on.
946
00:40:20,051 --> 00:40:22,488
Let's go over
to your place.
947
00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:24,222
Let's order a pizza.
948
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,592
Have it sliced ten ways.
949
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:27,593
Maybe polish some rocks.
950
00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:30,061
Okay.
Okay.
951
00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:31,930
But I'll take that gun!
952
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:33,164
Hands up, you freak.
953
00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:38,504
So it really is loaded?
Yes.
954
00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:40,606
[crashing sounds]
955
00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:41,807
Drop the gun!
Drop the gun now!
956
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,209
Step away from my friend.
957
00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:48,980
Turn around.
Against the wall.
958
00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:01,960
You okay?
959
00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:09,668
I take, uh, Pearl Jam.
Good seats?
960
00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:12,538
No, I'm sorry.
They're right next to the stage.
961
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,840
Okay, that leaves
Disney On Ice
962
00:41:14,873 --> 00:41:16,542
and women's volleyball.
963
00:41:16,575 --> 00:41:17,976
I'll take
women's volleyball.
964
00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:19,110
Are you sure?
965
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:20,712
Oh, yeah.
966
00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:22,781
Okay.
967
00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:27,853
Hey.
Wanna go?
968
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,755
With you?
Me and you?
969
00:41:29,788 --> 00:41:30,656
Why?
970
00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:34,793
We don't need a reason.
We're friends.
971
00:41:34,826 --> 00:41:35,861
Okay.
972
00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,796
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd like that.
973
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,965
Listen, can we invite Hal,
I mean, if he makes bail?
974
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,667
Mr. Monk,
he tried to kill you.
975
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:43,034
No friendship is perfect.
976
00:41:43,068 --> 00:41:44,703
Mr. Monk,
he murdered two people.
977
00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:45,503
All right,
I'll sit between you.
978
00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:47,706
You don't even have
to talk to him.
979
00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:48,707
No, forget it.
980
00:41:48,740 --> 00:41:50,742
Natalie.
I'm punking you.
981
00:41:50,776 --> 00:41:53,545
That's what friends do.
They punk each other.
982
00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:54,546
It's fun, isn't it?
983
00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:56,648
Now you see
if you can punk me.
984
00:41:56,682 --> 00:41:58,617
You have a smudge.
That's not funny.
985
00:41:58,650 --> 00:41:59,685
Don't--Don't--
Come on.
986
00:41:59,718 --> 00:42:02,921
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