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[woman yells]
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[struggling grunts]
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[glass shatters]
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(Randy Newman)
* It's a jungle out there
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* Disorder and confusion
everywhere *
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* No one seems to care--
well, I do *
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* Hey, who's in charge here?
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* It's a jungle out there
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* Poison in the very air
we breathe *
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* You know what's in
the water that you drink? *
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* Well, I do,
and it's amazing *
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* People think I'm crazy
'cause I worry all the time *
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* If you paid attention,
you'd be worried too *
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* You'd better pay attention
or this world we love so much *
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* Might just kill you
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* I could be wrong now
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* but I don't think so
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* 'Cause it's a jungle
out there *
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* It's a jungle out there *
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It's been three months.
How are you holding up?
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Well, I've made
a decision.
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Good.
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When she comes back,
I'm not gonna pay her
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for the weeks she missed.
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I have to draw the line.
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I'm docking her pay.
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Adrian...Sharona
is not coming back.
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Oh, she'll be back.
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Believe me.
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I--I think I know her
a lot better than you do.
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Didn't she sell her house?
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Yes.
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And she moved back
to New Jersey.
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Yes.
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And she remarried
her ex-husband.
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I'm not sure I like
where you're going here.
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Adrian, Sharona
is moving on with her life,
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and if you loved her,
you'd be happy for her.
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She wasn't just my assistant.
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I know.
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When she found me,
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I was drowning.
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She saved my life.
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I know.
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I know--I was there.
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Well, you're a doctor.
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Can't you make
her come back?
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What would you
like me to do?
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Fly back to New Jersey
and drug her,
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bring her back here?
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No.
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But thank you.
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She's pretty smart.
She'd probably escape.
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Adrian, you were
lucky to know her.
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And I know you'll
always be grateful,
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but it's time
for you to move on.
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You've gotta start looking
for your new assistant.
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Impossible.
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Yeah, well, that's what you said
before you found Sharona.
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But, Adrian, you've got
to start looking.
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Your new assistant
is out there somewhere.
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God help her.
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I've been a Registered Nurse
for 14 years.
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These are my references.
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Your staple's...crooked.
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I've been voted California
Nurse of the Year
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three years in a row.
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Mm-hmm, yeah.
What's up with this staple?
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You're looking for someone
to start right away?
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That's right.
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What would my hours be?
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9:00 A.M...
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Until?
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Until one--
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1:00 PM?
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Until one of us dies.
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[police radio chatter]
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So who was he?
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So far he's John Doe.
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No wallet, no ID.
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We're runnin'
the prints now.
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Miss Teeger, I'd like
to go through the story.
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Um, you heard a noise,
you came to check it out.
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He comes, he grabs
you from behind.
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Yeah.
You struggle.
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Now, there were some scissors
on that table.
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What were they
doing there?
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Julie, my daughter,
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was working
on a school project.
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Where's the girl?
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She's with a neighbor.
Didn't see anything.
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Good.
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So you grabbed the scissors
and you stabbed him?
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I wasn't trying
to kill him.
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Maybe I was.
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I--I don't know.
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Natalie.
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You had every right
to defend yourself.
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Where's your husband?
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Uh, he died.
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Uh, six years ago.
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He's a, uh--
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was a Navy pilot.
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I'm sorry.
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Captain,
why are they doing this?
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What do they want from me?
Who's "they"?
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There was, uh...
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another intruder
two days ago.
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On Tuesday, a man
came to my house.
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He said he was here
to check my water meter.
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But he didn't go downstairs.
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I--I caught him over there
just looking around.
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But when he saw me,
he ran out the back door.
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We called Water and Power,
but there's no record.
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And this was
a different guy?
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Yeah.
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You're sure about that?
Yeah.
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Sir.
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There's gotta be
a connection here.
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Do you know the odds
against two different men
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breaking into the same house
in the same week?
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No, I don't.
Do you?
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No.
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Is there anything
of value in your house?
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Yeah. My daughter.
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Of course.
I mean cash or jewelry?
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Medicine?
No.
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Drugs?
No.
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And you've never seen
these men before?
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Either this guy
or the meter guy?
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No.
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Heh.
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Miss Teeger, there's a person
we sometimes bring in.
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He's a former detective.
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He sort of specializes
in cases like this.
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Great, let's call him.
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It's not that easy.
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You see, he's, uh,
he's taking some time off.
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He's sort of working through
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one or two personal issues
right now.
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But I think if you were to talk
to him and ask him yourself,
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he might change his mind.
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Mr. Monk,
I'm a little confused.
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Me too!
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See, I'm a Registered Nurse.
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And physically,
you seem to be fine.
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Are you looking
for a housekeeper?
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No--What?
No, no.
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I-I-I can clean the house.
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Don't worry about that.
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That's covered.
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She didn't give me
any notice.
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I guess she was worried that I'd
have a nervous breakdown or--Ha.
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But--But her son, Benjy,
he--he gave me this letter.
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He left me this.
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It's in a baggie.
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It's an evidence bag.
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Read the P.S.
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Did you read the P.S.?
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Yeah, it's heartbreaking.
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Uh, Mr. Monk,
can I be honest with you?
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I wish you wouldn't.
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I've had tons
of patients like you.
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There is nothing wrong with you.
It's all up here.
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It's psychological.
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Right, right.
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What you really need
is a wife.
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Oh, whoa.
Uh, we just met.
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Okay?
I don't even know you.
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It's not me.
I'm not proposing to you.
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It's a statement of fact.
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Excuse me--
You gotta stop whining,
you know?
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Th-There's no smoking.
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Sharona moved away,
wah, wah, wah.
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You know what? You have got
to get out of the house.
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You gotta do something.
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Go bowling.
You know, meet some people.
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That is my advice to you.
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You gotta--You gotta
put that out!
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All right!
Don't get all twisted up.
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There. It's out.
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And so am I.
The morning shot to hell.
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"Hold upright.
Pull away pin.
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Stand eight feet
from the flame."
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One, two,
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three four--No.
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[knocking on door]
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Hello?
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Mr. Monk?
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Hello?
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Mr. Monk?
Two, three--
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Are you okay?
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Five--
What are you doing?
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Measuring. It says
eight feet--Stay back!
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No, no, they mean
approximately.
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No, no.
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It doesn't say
approximately.
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You have to trust
the label makers.
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They're professional
label makers.
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Just gimme that!
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Wait a second,
you're too close!
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Are you okay?
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We did it.
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I'm gonna write
these people a letter.
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We coulda been killed.
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They should say
"approximately."
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Are you Monk?
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Yeah.
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Adrian Monk?
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Right.
The detective?
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The famous, admired,
respected detective?
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[creaking]
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If you still
want the job,
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we can go talk
in the kitchen.
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What job?
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Aren't you here
from the agency?
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No.
I came here to hire you.
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I'm Natalie Teeger.
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Captain Stottlemeyer said that
you might be able to help me.
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No.
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He said you were the best cop
he's ever met.
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I guess he's never seen
you put out a fire.
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00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,765
Well, I'm sorry,
but, um,
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I'm not really taking
any work right now.
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I recently lost
a dear friend.
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Oh. I'm so sorry.
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00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,977
Who died?
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Nobody died.
My nurse quit.
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The Captain said
you might change your mind.
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Okay, look,
I can pay you.
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I'm not rich, but I can
borrow money if I have to.
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No--
I can take out a loan.
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I can't.
Um, I just--I can't.
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There was a man
in my house last night.
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I killed him.
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There was another man in
my house a couple of days ago.
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They're after something.
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I can't figure it out.
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Nobody can.
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Do you have kids?
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N-No.
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I do.
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I have an 11-year-old
daughter.
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Mr. Monk, I don't
say this very often.
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But I'm scared.
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Yeah, look--
Please.
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Help me.
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00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,863
Please.
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Help us.
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[whispers]
It's okay.
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Is there money in the house?
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No.
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What about the coffee can?
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Isn't that where
you hide your money?
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How did you know that?
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There's coffee grounds
on the counter
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indicating that it's been
opened recently,
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but you don't have
a coffeemaker.
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(girl)
Wow, he's like Velma
from Scooby-Doo.
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I-I had
money in there,
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but I spent in on luxury items
like food and rent.
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You grew 5/8s of an inch.
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Your husband
was in the Navy?
264
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,469
Yeah, he died six years ago.
265
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,205
He was a pilot.
266
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:06,914
And you recently
started dating again.
267
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,183
How did you know that?
268
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,151
It's patently obvious.
269
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:17,190
I happened to notice
these in your coat pocket.
270
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,859
Birth control pills.
271
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:27,234
Oh, I'm sorry.
272
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,002
I can't believe
you just did that!
273
00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,270
Right in front
of my daughter?
274
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,171
What is wrong with you?
275
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,173
Do you have, like,
zero social skills?
276
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,275
Mom, it's okay.
I'm not a baby.
277
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,144
Wait a minute!
278
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,212
Wait a minute.
Oh, my mistake.
279
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,581
These are not
birth control pills.
280
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:43,150
These are Tic-Tacs.
281
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:47,654
Just little pink and green
Tic-Tac candies.
282
00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:48,989
But don't eat 'em.
283
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,290
They're...they're special,
284
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:56,363
adult, you know,
Tic-Tacs--[breathes deeply]
285
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,136
Detective Monk,
wha--[exhales]--
286
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:05,305
What do you think
these guys are after?
287
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,073
I don't know.
288
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:11,678
Okay, we--we have
two intruders?
289
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,347
One last night,
one two days ago.
290
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,350
Both in this room?
Where were they exactly?
291
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,520
Uh, just around
the television,
292
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,300
Is this yours?
293
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,336
Um, no,
mine's over there.
294
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:44,711
It's brand-new.
295
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,313
It's never been used.
296
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,182
I can't believe all those
detectives missed that.
297
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,083
Well, they probably saw it.
298
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:53,086
They just didn't give it
a second thought.
299
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,355
Do you have a baggie?
300
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,191
Uh...yes.
301
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:13,273
Is this light always on?
302
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,607
Actually, it was off
last night.
303
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,775
I didn't turn it on.
304
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,044
Me neither.
305
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,279
Tell me about the fish.
306
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,380
His name is Mr. Henry.
307
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,315
My father gave him to me.
308
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,351
Wait, w-wait, wait, wait.
309
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,753
You think they're
after the fish?
310
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,321
Why?
311
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,098
Ugh-Oh.
312
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,699
(Monk)
You smell that?
What is that?
313
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,101
(Natalie)
It's a pet store.
314
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,070
Haven't you ever been
in a pet store?
315
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,071
(Monk)
No.
316
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,004
What have you been doing?
317
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,274
For one thing,
I've been avoiding pet stores.
318
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,475
Hey, Carl.
319
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,709
Hello, Mrs. Teeger.
320
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,179
Hey. I wanna talk
to you about this fish.
321
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:53,813
Is there
anything special?
322
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,449
Anything unusual
about him I should know?
323
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,151
Like what?
Is he sick?
324
00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,719
He looks okay to me.
325
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,222
No, no, I mean,
is he valuable?
326
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:03,656
He's just a marble fish,
Mrs. Teeger.
327
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,358
We sell 'em for 99 cents.
328
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,294
We got about
a thousand of 'em.
329
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,495
If you'd like
your money back--
330
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,097
No, Carl,
I'm not returning him.
331
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,364
Is there any reason
332
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,134
why someone might want
this particular fish?
333
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,803
I mean, really,
really want him?
334
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:20,773
Uh, well,
he's sorta pretty.
335
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,243
And he's got a thin, black
stripe on his dorsal fin--
336
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,212
Mr. Monk,
what do you think?
337
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,480
Mr. Monk?
338
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:28,848
Look at this guy.
339
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:32,152
He's eating out of two trays
at one time.
340
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:37,257
He's keeping them even.
They're perfectly even.
341
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,258
Yeah,
it's Sergeant Pepper.
342
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,427
Hey, you want him?
You can have him for free.
343
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,628
We can't get rid of him.
344
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,263
Customers keep
bringing him back.
345
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,364
How come?
346
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,133
Mm, he's depressing,
347
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,634
he doesn't talk,
he just mopes around,
348
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,369
cleaning himself,
straightening up his cage.
349
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,239
His cage always
has to be perfect.
350
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,274
Hm.
What's wrong with him?
351
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,143
His wife died.
352
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:59,279
Yeah. That's right.
353
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,614
We had a female
in there with him.
354
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,150
She died
about a year ago.
355
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,217
He hasn't been the same
ever since.
356
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,286
Well, why don't you
put another female in there?
357
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,320
It won't work.
358
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:10,190
He'll never feel the same way
about anybody else.
359
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,224
Yeah, that's right.
360
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,193
We tried it, but...
361
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,728
I'm afraid Sergeant Pepper's
just gonna grow old
362
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:19,266
and die alone
in his little cage.
363
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:28,508
So what was her name?
364
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,410
Trudy.
365
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,320
It's a goldfish.
366
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,254
(Monk)
Well, technically,
367
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,290
it's a crimson marble fish.
368
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,491
Is it extinct?
369
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,793
If it was extinct,
370
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,461
we wouldn't be looking
at it, would we?
371
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,397
Is it rare?
Valuable?
372
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,198
Costs about a dollar.
373
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,333
Any pet store has
a hundred of 'em.
374
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,567
I don't know.
375
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,770
He brought a fishing net
into the house.
376
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,572
And he turned on
the light over the aquarium.
377
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,740
Well, does anybody
have any ideas?
378
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,275
(Randy)
Maybe it swallowed something.
379
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,576
Like, a diamond.
380
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,179
Does anybody besides Randy
have any ideas?
381
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,316
Monk, come here.
382
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,418
Look, how's it goin'?
383
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,220
I've been worried
about you.
384
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,355
No, uh, I've been
worried about me too.
385
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:18,325
How are those interviews going?
Did you find anybody?
386
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,327
I've narrowed it down.
387
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,195
To nobody.
388
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:26,199
Whatever happened
with your wife's niece?
389
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,400
The one who's the nurse?
390
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,368
She never called me.
391
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,303
Yeah, I know.
392
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,406
Um...here's
the thing, Monk.
393
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,242
I love her.
394
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,443
I understand.
395
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,877
Captain!
396
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,379
We ID'd the intruder that, uh,
397
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,214
Miss Teeger killed.
398
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,282
Brian Lemmon.
399
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,683
Minor league creep.
400
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,218
Does that ring a bell?
401
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,586
Nah, never heard of him.
402
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,489
One, two, three...
five falls.
403
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:53,360
Couple of B&E's
and receiving stolen property.
404
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,395
Was there an address book
or anything in his wallet?
405
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,330
No wallet, no keys.
406
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,765
This is, uh,
all we found.
407
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,633
It was in his back pocket.
408
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,336
"2:30 Sea of Tranquility."
What is that?
409
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,471
A club?
No, I don't think so.
410
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,340
Who'd want to go to a club
called The Sea of Tranquility?
411
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:08,441
Besides you.
412
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,577
I think it's some kind
of spa or holistic retreat--
413
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,411
No, it's not a spa?
414
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,446
It's an exhibit
at the Science Museum.
415
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,383
My kid went there
last week on a field trip.
416
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,760
Mitch wanted
to be an astronaut.
417
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,530
That was his dream.
418
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,565
Three days after
his plane went down,
419
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:35,435
he got a registered letter
from NASA.
420
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:38,671
He'd been accepted
into their training program.
421
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,276
It hurts, I know.
422
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,512
Life goes on.
423
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,383
Doesn't it?
424
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,587
(man)
Hello! I'm a white corpuscle!
425
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,390
I'm an important part
of your body's defense system!
426
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,292
I travel through
your bloodstream
427
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,627
and I fight bacteria
428
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,494
and diseases!
429
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,463
Would you like
to know more about me?
430
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,632
No. I'd like to know
less about you.
431
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:25,017
They weren't big
on dental hygiene, were they?
432
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,056
Natalie.
Hm?
433
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:34,427
This man didn't
freeze to death.
434
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:35,762
He was murdered.
435
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,598
There's a puncture wound
in the side of his skull.
436
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,700
It was over 30,000
years ago.
437
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,503
Well, there's no statute
of limitations on murder.
438
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:48,908
I think I know
what happened.
439
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,444
Detective Monk, why don't we
solve my case first?
440
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,812
Then we'll come back
here later
441
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,815
and figure out
who killed Og, okay?
442
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,090
(tour guide)
Welcome to the
Sea of Tranquility,
443
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:07,627
where, on July 20th, 1969,
444
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:12,599
Commander Neil Armstrong
took one small step for man,
445
00:22:12,632 --> 00:22:14,434
one giant leap
for mankind.
446
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,803
And those of us that are
old enough to have seen it
447
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,471
will never forget it.
448
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,840
Now, over here is the highlight
of our exhibit.
449
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:24,577
This is an actual moon rock
450
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:26,679
that was brought back
by the crew of Apollo 11.
451
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:28,481
There are only 234 moon rocks
452
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,050
that were brought back
to planet Earth.
453
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,120
And we've cut a little hole here
in the side of the exhibit
454
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:35,955
so that you can reach
in with your fingers
455
00:22:35,988 --> 00:22:37,457
and touch it if you want to.
456
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:38,591
That's the guy.
457
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:39,992
Who, the tour guide?
458
00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,528
He's the meter reader.
459
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,963
That's the guy
that was in my house.
460
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,574
This is called
a Plasma Sphere.
461
00:22:54,607 --> 00:22:57,644
And inside the sphere,
there are millions of ions
462
00:22:57,677 --> 00:23:01,514
reacting to the electrical
charge to create what?
463
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:03,950
(Monk)
You said the meter man
had black hair.
464
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,652
(Teeger)
He must've been wearing a wig.
465
00:23:05,685 --> 00:23:06,786
But that's the guy.
466
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:08,588
I work in a bar.
I'm good with faces.
467
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,690
Maybe we should say something.
468
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,091
See how he reacts.
469
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:14,894
No, if he is the guy, we don't
want him to know we know.
470
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:16,596
Okay.
Let's go.
471
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,498
(announcer)
Welcome to
The Miracle of Birth.
472
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:19,932
Sexual reproduction
473
00:23:19,966 --> 00:23:21,834
is the fertilization
of the female egg...
474
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:22,935
We're gonna step carefully
475
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,637
through this opening
into the womb,
476
00:23:24,671 --> 00:23:29,008
and then we're gonna take
a left up the fallopian tubes.
477
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,643
Here we go.
478
00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:32,011
Do it carefully.
That's it.
479
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,746
Turn sideways
if you have to.
480
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:35,114
Now you're in the womb.
481
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:38,017
Go left up the fallopian tubes.
482
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,852
There we go.
483
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,757
(announcer)
Welcome to
the Miracle of Birth.
484
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:46,192
Sexual reproduction...
485
00:23:46,225 --> 00:23:48,595
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
486
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:50,129
Detective Monk, hurry up.
He's getting away!
487
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:53,633
(announcer)
You are standing in the uterus,
which is commonly called--
488
00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,535
Hurry!
489
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,109
What are you doing?
490
00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:04,677
Ha! Ah!
491
00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,078
Wait.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
492
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,714
Wait--Listen.
493
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:10,783
Maybe I--I should've
mentioned this earlier, but...
494
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:13,786
I--See, the thing is,
I have a number of phobias.
495
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,154
You? No.
496
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,489
Oh, yes.
497
00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:17,824
Yes, and one of them,
498
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,793
near the top
of the list, actually,
499
00:24:20,827 --> 00:24:22,662
is The Miracle of Birth.
500
00:24:22,695 --> 00:24:27,500
Y-You're gonna be okay.
Just take my hand.
501
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:28,735
[breathing heavily]
502
00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:31,704
Okay, fetus ahead!
503
00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:34,707
Oh, no!
504
00:24:34,741 --> 00:24:36,042
Ooh, I can't
go up there.
505
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:39,011
Ah, I-I don't even
know this woman.
506
00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:40,780
Okay, but we're
gonna lose him!
507
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,749
Eh...pretend
you're in a funhouse!
508
00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:43,983
Funhou--No.
509
00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:45,985
What's fun
about fallopian tubes?
510
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:47,720
I can't--I gotta...
511
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,221
I can't now.
512
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:50,823
Okay, you know what,
just forget it, okay?
513
00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,692
We're outta here.
514
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,226
Okay.
515
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,896
No, no, no. We have to go
through the pelvis.
516
00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,098
I think this is gonna be
a cesarean.
517
00:24:59,131 --> 00:25:04,003
[alarm blaring]
518
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:07,807
Here he is.
Lyle Peck, tour guide.
519
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:08,775
Okay, all right.
520
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:11,778
I will have the Captain
run a check on him.
521
00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:13,880
I can't believe you
freaked out like that.
522
00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:16,583
Human sexuality
is a natural thing.
523
00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:19,251
Well, we disagree
about that.
524
00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:40,306
(Julie)
Are you hungry?
525
00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:43,075
Here you go.
526
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:45,812
You bought this kit
in the gift shop at the museum?
527
00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:46,613
Uh-huh.
528
00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:48,915
Was the box open
when you bought it?
529
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:50,349
Maybe, I don't know.
530
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,885
You think they're after
something from the kit?
531
00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:54,721
Well, Peck works
at the museum.
532
00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:56,255
He might've stashed
something in the box,
533
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:57,890
and now he's trying
to get it back.
534
00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:00,893
Honey, when you bought this,
did you give 'em your name?
535
00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:03,062
I might've signed
a mailing list.
536
00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:07,800
What exactly
was in the kit?
537
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:10,803
Um, a rock, a treasure chest,
a deep sea diver,
538
00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:12,905
and some gravel.
539
00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,607
Look in the treasure chest.
540
00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,275
Nah...nothing.
541
00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:17,677
What about the gravel?
542
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:19,812
I don't see it.
543
00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:22,815
I'd like to take this whole
aquarium back to the lab.
544
00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:23,850
Okay.
545
00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,284
Oh, wait, you know what,
you can't.
546
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,787
Uh, there's a science fair
at Julie's school tonight.
547
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,789
This is her project.
548
00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:30,990
Not anymore.
549
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,158
What do you mean?
550
00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,126
Mr. Franklin disqualified me.
551
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,029
He disqualified you?
552
00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:49,075
Mr. Franklin,
I'm Natalie Teeger.
553
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,109
I'm Julie's mother.
554
00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:51,644
Oh, yes.
555
00:26:51,678 --> 00:26:53,880
I remember you
from parents' night.
556
00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:55,648
Excuse the mess.
We've been making volcanoes.
557
00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:56,849
Did you tell Julie
558
00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:59,719
that she couldn't bring
her fish to the science fair?
559
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:02,221
Yes. I did.
560
00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:04,991
Mrs. Teeger, sit, please.
561
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:09,662
Or stand. That's fine.
562
00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:13,866
Mrs. Teeger, you need to
understand I teach Science,
563
00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:16,035
not Science Fiction.
564
00:27:16,068 --> 00:27:17,236
I can't approve a project
565
00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:19,271
if a student is
just making things up.
566
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:20,907
Are you saying
Julie is lying?
567
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,441
I don't know what to say.
568
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,443
I've seen Julie's fish.
569
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,713
It's an ordinary
Crimson Marble Fish.
570
00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:29,716
She said she's had it
since she was five.
571
00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:30,783
Yeah, that's right.
572
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:31,884
That's impossible.
573
00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:35,187
A Marble Fish lives a year,
year and a half at most.
574
00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:37,924
Either Judy's mistaken, or she's
trying to pull a fast one.
575
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:42,061
Either way, I have an obligation
to my other students.
576
00:27:50,469 --> 00:27:52,004
What are you doing?
577
00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,340
Well, I was not happy
about the way this--
578
00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:55,775
Okay, you know,
it doesn't matter.
579
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,376
What do you call a guy
who studies fish?
580
00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:58,878
An ichthyologist.
581
00:27:58,911 --> 00:27:59,979
That's what you are.
582
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,047
No, I'm not.
583
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,248
Yes, you are.
584
00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:03,883
I really don't
think I am.
585
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,384
Yeah, for the next
five minutes, you are.
586
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,053
I need you to tell
Julie's teacher
587
00:28:07,086 --> 00:28:09,856
that a marble fish can live
longer than two years, okay?
588
00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:12,391
Wait a minute, what?
Wait, Natalie.
589
00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:15,027
Wait a second.
Wait.
590
00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:17,096
Here's the thing.
Uh, I can't lie.
591
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:18,464
Uh, I'm not good at it.
592
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,166
I got lucky
with that Tic-Tac thing.
593
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,400
Are you a man?
594
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,835
Am I--
Are you a man?
595
00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:24,303
Yes.
596
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:28,040
Then you can lie.
That's what men do.
597
00:28:28,074 --> 00:28:29,508
Mr. Franklin?
598
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,811
Uh, when Julie told me
about your problem,
599
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,946
I called Berkeley and talked
to the Science Department,
600
00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:35,214
and found my own expert.
601
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:38,317
This is Professor
Larry Tilburn.
602
00:28:38,350 --> 00:28:40,887
He was kind enough
to meet me here this morning.
603
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,188
Hi.
604
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:44,223
Hello.
605
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,229
He's an ick...icky--
606
00:28:50,262 --> 00:28:51,931
Ichthyologist.
Ichthyologist.
607
00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:53,265
He's world renowned.
608
00:28:53,299 --> 00:28:57,036
Has written just a page-turner
of a book on fresh water fish.
609
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,304
Really?
Mm-hmm.
610
00:28:58,337 --> 00:28:59,906
What's it called?
611
00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:05,077
Fresh Water Fish,
by Larry Tilburn.
612
00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,079
Mm. Great title.
613
00:29:07,113 --> 00:29:10,116
Uh, I tried to read it,
and just forget it.
614
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:11,918
[laughs]
615
00:29:16,055 --> 00:29:18,124
Professor?
616
00:29:18,157 --> 00:29:19,558
Professor Tilburn?
617
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,461
Professor Tilburn.
618
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:25,998
Mr. Franklin here doesn't
think that Julie's fish--
619
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,100
you know the one
that I showed you--
620
00:29:28,134 --> 00:29:30,236
could live longer
than a year or two.
621
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,805
What do you think?
622
00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:35,908
I think it can.
623
00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,143
I don't see how.
624
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,445
It's a common variety
marble fish.
625
00:29:39,478 --> 00:29:41,047
Has a miniscule genome size
626
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,515
and almost
no immune system.
627
00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:46,152
Let's go.
628
00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:47,586
Let's get outta here.
629
00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,555
[whispering]
630
00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:50,857
That's true.
631
00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:54,393
That's true...
about most marble fish.
632
00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:57,129
But this is a completely
different species.
633
00:29:57,163 --> 00:30:00,967
This is the North...
634
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,401
Korean marble fish.
635
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:03,435
North Korean?
636
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:07,106
It's a very strong fish.
637
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,842
It's a very tough fish.
638
00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:14,914
Would have to be to live
in a country like, uh...
639
00:30:14,947 --> 00:30:16,082
(both)
North Korea.
640
00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:17,283
Right.
641
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:20,853
This fish could live for...
642
00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:23,856
oh, my God,
three or four years.
643
00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:25,191
Four and a half...
644
00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:26,392
Or five.
645
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:27,994
Or six.
646
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:31,363
Or six--six--That's it.
Six years.
647
00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:33,099
I'd like to read your book.
648
00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:35,067
What did you say
your name was?
649
00:30:35,101 --> 00:30:37,403
Tilburn.
650
00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:38,570
Larry...
651
00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:42,074
T-I-L-B-U-R-N?
652
00:30:42,108 --> 00:30:44,043
Okay, okay,
okay, okay!
653
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:49,648
Truth is,
it's not the same fish.
654
00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,050
Yes, it is.
Sure it is.
655
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,085
Let it go.
656
00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,320
I've replaced it every year.
657
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:57,323
Julie's dad gave it to her
before he died.
658
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,358
I don't have the heart
to tell her the truth.
659
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:01,193
It's all that she has
left of him.
660
00:31:01,227 --> 00:31:03,195
So, Mr. Franklin, if you wanna
call that little girl
661
00:31:03,229 --> 00:31:05,597
and tell her that the fish
that she's been talking to
662
00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:09,035
and praying to for
the last six years is dead,
663
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:10,402
then you know what,
go ahead!
664
00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:11,503
I'll dial it for you.
665
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:13,973
Okay, okay.
I didn't know.
666
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,242
She can bring the fish
to the science fair.
667
00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:17,944
If you like,
I'll even swing by
668
00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:20,079
your house later
and pick up the aquarium.
669
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,313
Thank you.
670
00:31:21,347 --> 00:31:24,150
But I can't give her
an award.
671
00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:26,252
Mr. Franklin,
she doesn't need an award.
672
00:31:26,285 --> 00:31:28,254
She just needs to make it
through middle school
673
00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:29,121
without fallin' apart.
674
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,957
Thank you, sir.
675
00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,359
Thank you, sir.
676
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,964
You really are the worst liar
in the whole world.
677
00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:39,465
I tried to tell you that.
678
00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:40,599
[scoffs]
679
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:42,201
An honest man.
680
00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:45,637
Who'd have thunk it?
681
00:31:45,671 --> 00:31:49,441
Come on, Larry.
I'll take you home.
682
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:17,203
I'll just be a minute.
I have to pick up my check.
683
00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:18,237
It's a nice place.
684
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,538
It's a toilet.
685
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,740
Uh, wouldn't exactly
call it a toilet.
686
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,209
Um, have a seat.
687
00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:25,111
Where?
688
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:28,347
(Natalie)
Uh, well, there's a lot
of chairs. Take your pick.
689
00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:30,349
(Monk)
Ugh.
690
00:32:34,086 --> 00:32:36,055
How about that one?
691
00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:41,127
Or that one.
692
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,230
Natalie,
so I've been thinking.
693
00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:50,502
Uh, if you--if you
really hate it here.
694
00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:54,040
I mean, if you're
really not happy--
695
00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:59,011
If you really hate it here...
696
00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:02,081
I am looking
for a new assistant.
697
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:05,517
Thank you, Adrian.
I appreciate that.
698
00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:07,386
But I'm not the
"Girl Friday" type.
699
00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:09,121
Yeah, I understand.
700
00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:10,456
I couldn't work for me either.
701
00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,658
To tell you the truth,
702
00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:17,763
I don't know how--how Sharona
lasted as long as she did.
703
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:28,174
Hey, Clem, I need
to pick up my paycheck.
704
00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:30,242
Yeah, right here.
705
00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:32,478
Actually, I was just about
to call you.
706
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,646
Carly just walked.
I need you to fill in tonight.
707
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,082
Yeah, I can't help you.
708
00:33:36,115 --> 00:33:37,583
There's a science fair
at my kid's school.
709
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,585
Well, I got a kid too,
but I'm here.
710
00:33:39,618 --> 00:33:41,353
Your kid's in jail, Clem.
711
00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:43,089
You think
that's funny, huh?
712
00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:46,192
You know, Teeger, I'm getting
pretty tired of your attitude.
713
00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:49,261
All right, the last time
I asked you to help me out here,
714
00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:50,496
you bailed on me.
715
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:52,131
Are you talking
about yesterday?
716
00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:53,765
Sorry I couldn't
be here, Clem.
717
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:56,468
I was watchin' the cops
carry a body out of my house.
718
00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:57,436
Yeah.
I heard about that.
719
00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,172
Well, I guess you did
what you had to do.
720
00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:01,173
Yeah.
721
00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:03,809
And that's exactly
what I'm doing right now.
722
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:06,112
I got a business
to run, Teeger.
723
00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:13,152
So you wanna see
more of these or not?
724
00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:14,753
Fine. I'll be here.
725
00:34:14,786 --> 00:34:17,689
Good.
726
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,326
Where are you?
727
00:34:22,528 --> 00:34:23,795
Ready?
728
00:34:23,829 --> 00:34:25,664
Natalie.
I know what they're after.
729
00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:27,466
You do?
Where's Julie?
730
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:30,302
Wh-Where's Julie?
731
00:34:31,503 --> 00:34:33,239
(Boy)
This is my fire extinguisher.
732
00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:36,175
I invented it myself
using an oxygen tank,
733
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:39,311
some compressed air,
and an ordinary garden hose.
734
00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:40,479
Where is she?
735
00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:41,747
I don't know.
I don't know.
736
00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:42,814
Oh, Stacy.
737
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:43,815
Have you seen Julie?
738
00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,351
I think she's over there.
739
00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:50,222
(Monk)
Captain, thank you for coming.
740
00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:51,022
Okay, fill me in.
741
00:34:51,056 --> 00:34:53,225
Okay. I know
what they've been after.
742
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,194
Look.
743
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:57,329
The moonrock.
744
00:34:57,363 --> 00:35:00,232
It's the most valuable
rock in the world.
745
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,134
It's more valuable
than any diamond.
746
00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:03,735
A rock half this size
747
00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:05,671
was sold in Japan
for $2 million.
748
00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:07,239
Okay.
749
00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,808
Well, I knew that I had seen
that rock before somewhere.
750
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:13,245
It was in Julie Teeger's
aquarium.
751
00:35:13,279 --> 00:35:15,314
It was right in front
of us the whole time.
752
00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:16,748
Here's what happened:
753
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,817
There's a tour guide
at the museum named Peck.
754
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,352
Lyle Peck.
755
00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:23,655
Last weekend,
he stole the moonrock.
756
00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:27,326
It was probably Sunday night
after they closed.
757
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:30,362
He waited until the guards
were distracted
758
00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:31,797
or between shifts.
759
00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:33,599
Peck has worked there
for years.
760
00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:34,800
He's practically a fixture,
761
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:37,936
so he definitely knew
the routine.
762
00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,371
(Captain)
Why didn't
the museum report it?
763
00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:41,807
(Monk)
The museum never missed it.
764
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,810
They didn't know it was stolen.
They still don't!
765
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:48,247
Peck replaced it
with an exact duplicate.
766
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,516
Wait, you mean this
is just a regular rock?
767
00:35:50,549 --> 00:35:52,784
Sonofabitch, I stood
in line for half an hour
768
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,320
just to touch
this stupid thing.
769
00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,455
Right.
But Peck had a problem.
770
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,424
He still had to get
the moonrock
771
00:35:58,457 --> 00:35:59,691
out of the building.
772
00:35:59,725 --> 00:36:01,893
They were searching everybody.
Even the employees.
773
00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,565
(Monk)
So since there was no way
for him to get it
774
00:36:06,598 --> 00:36:11,670
through security,
he had to improvise.
775
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:14,606
He hid the rock
in the gift shop.
776
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:19,578
Inside one of
those Aquarium kits.
777
00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:21,913
Then he marked the box.
778
00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:24,383
He probably planned to have
his accomplice, Brian Lemmon,
779
00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:25,884
pick it up the next morning.
780
00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:29,721
(Captain)
But the girl got there first.
781
00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:32,724
(Monk)
Exactly, Julie Teeger bought it
that morning
782
00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:36,628
and took it home.
783
00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:40,866
The next day Peck tried
to steal it,
784
00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:42,401
posing as a meter reader.
785
00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:44,703
When that didn't work,
Brian Lemmon broke in.
786
00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:46,405
But he didn't count
on Natalie waking up
787
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,407
or that pair of scissors.
788
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,609
[chuckling]
789
00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:52,444
What?
790
00:36:52,478 --> 00:36:53,512
You're back.
791
00:36:55,914 --> 00:36:56,882
Natalie.
792
00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:57,883
This is Mr. Henry.
793
00:36:57,916 --> 00:36:58,917
We gotta grab that rock.
794
00:36:58,950 --> 00:36:59,918
Just...
795
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,453
Mr. Henry is a marble fish.
796
00:37:01,487 --> 00:37:04,323
And most marble fish
only live for about a year.
797
00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:07,493
But Mr. Henry
is six years old,
798
00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:09,295
and he's still
as frisky as ever.
799
00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:12,398
And that is thanks
to my special diet
800
00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:15,401
of ground-up vitamins,
Rice Crispies,
801
00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:16,802
and cucumbers.
802
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:41,360
Fire!
803
00:37:41,393 --> 00:37:43,329
It's on fire.
804
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,033
(Captain)
All right, everybody stay calm.
805
00:37:48,066 --> 00:37:49,034
No running.
806
00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:50,436
Stay calm.
807
00:37:50,469 --> 00:37:51,570
Here use this.
808
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:52,704
It's a fire extinguisher.
809
00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:54,440
Thanks, kid.
810
00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,378
What's in this?
811
00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:01,813
Turpentine.
812
00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,066
He stole my fish!
813
00:38:21,099 --> 00:38:22,601
(Monk)
Peck!
814
00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:28,607
Peck!
815
00:38:34,446 --> 00:38:35,547
Peck!
816
00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:41,753
Peck!
817
00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,022
Peck!
818
00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:47,058
Stop!
819
00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:47,419
(man)
Peck!
820
00:39:47,453 --> 00:39:48,920
Don't move.
821
00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:51,790
On your face.
822
00:40:00,566 --> 00:40:02,468
Look out, I got a fish here!
823
00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:05,637
Coming through, flapping around!
Flapping fish!
824
00:40:05,671 --> 00:40:07,906
(Mr. Franklin)
...He's the world's foremost
authority on marble fish.
825
00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:09,975
Oh, Monk! Monk.
826
00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,510
Aah!
827
00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:13,445
Get him, get him.
828
00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:14,913
Oh, hold on, Mr. Henry.
829
00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,515
Look out!
830
00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,750
Coming through.
Coming through.
831
00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:27,893
Oh.
832
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:46,845
[girls laughing]
833
00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:48,680
Pretty crazy day, huh?
834
00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:51,216
Think you'll be able
to sleep?
835
00:40:51,249 --> 00:40:52,217
Yeah, I think so.
836
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,753
How's Mr. Henry?
837
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,054
Oh, he's fine.
838
00:40:56,087 --> 00:40:59,257
He's a very brave fish.
839
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,560
Mr. Monk saved his life.
840
00:41:01,593 --> 00:41:04,596
You know that moonrock
is worth over two million bucks?
841
00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:06,998
But when Mr. Henry
was in trouble,
842
00:41:07,032 --> 00:41:10,101
Mr. Monk forgot
all about that moonrock.
843
00:41:10,135 --> 00:41:12,938
All he cared about
was saving Mr. Henry.
844
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,974
I could only think of one other
man in the whole world
845
00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,844
who would have done
something like that.
846
00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:20,546
Daddy.
847
00:41:20,579 --> 00:41:21,847
Daddy.
848
00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:26,918
I love you, angel.
849
00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:28,754
Love you too.
850
00:41:28,787 --> 00:41:29,788
Okay, good night.
851
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:30,789
Good night.
852
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:32,558
Oh, sleep well.
853
00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:55,647
Mr. Monk, it's Natalie Teeger.
854
00:41:55,681 --> 00:41:57,048
Yeah, I was calling to see
855
00:41:57,082 --> 00:41:59,985
if you still needed
the assistant.
856
00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,554
No, I can't come tonight.
857
00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:05,223
Because I can't leave
my daughter.
858
00:42:05,256 --> 00:42:07,559
Okay, okay, okay, just relax.
859
00:42:07,593 --> 00:42:08,894
How big is the spider?
860
00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:12,230
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