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HERE'S ANOTHER GEOGRAPHY
QUESTION FOR $1,000.
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WHAT MOUNTAIN RANGE
SEPARATES CASABLANCA
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FROM THE SAHARA DESERT?
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IS IT "A," THE HIMALAYAS,
"B," THE ATLAS MOUNTAINS,
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"C," THE PYRENEES,
OR "D," THE ABERDARE MOUNTAINS?
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[ CLICK ]
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DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING.
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IT PROVES EVERYTHING,
AND YOU KNOW IT.
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DO YOU WANT
TO SEE IT AGAIN?
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NO THANKS.
I HATE WATCHING MYSELF ON TV.
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RODDY, WHY DID
YOU DO IT?
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
IN DEBT, LIZZIE?
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AND I MEAN REAL DEBT.
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IT CHANGES EVERYTHING.
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THAT'S NO EXCUSE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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THE RIGHT THING.
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LOOK, LIZZIE, IF THIS IS
YOUR WAY OF ASKING FOR A RAISE,
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IT WORKED.
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HEY, HOW MUCH
DO YOU WANT?
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I DON'T WANT MONEY, RODDY.
I'M NOT YOU.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU DON'T WANT MONEY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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I WANT TO BE ABLE
TO SLEEP AT NIGHT.
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I WANT TO BE ABLE
TO BE PROUD OF THE SHOW
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THE WAY I USED TO BE.
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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
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SLIP IT UNDER
THE PRODUCER'S DOOR ANONYMOUSLY?
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DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE COURAGE
TO WRITE YOUR OWN NAME ON IT.
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AW, LIZZIE,
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M SORRY.
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HEY, IT'LL NEVER
HAPPEN AGAIN.
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DAMN RIGHT IT WON'T.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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LOOK, YOU WIN.
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I'LL QUIT THE SHOW.
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BUT JUST GIVE ME
ONE DAY.
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LET ME DO IT
ON MY OWN,
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SO I CAN DO IT WITH
WHATEVER'S LEFT OF MY DIGNITY.
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IF THIS IS A TRICK,
I DON'T --
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IT'S NOT A TRICK.
IT'S NOT A TRICK.
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I SWEAR TO YOU.
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WATCH -- WATCH TONIGHT.
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BEFORE THE BONUS ROUND,
I'LL MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
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GOD HELP ME.
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OKAY.
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OKAY.
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HOW ABOUT ANOTHER DRINK
BEFORE I WALK THE PLANK?
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SURE.
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[ AUDIENCE APPLAUDING ]
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THANK YOU. WELCOME BACK
TO "TREASURE CHEST."
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I'M RODDY LANKMAN.
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WELL, BEFORE WE START
THE BONUS ROUND,
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I DO HAVE AN IMPORTANT
ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME.
MY CONTRACT HERE
AT "TREASURE CHEST"
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IS ALMOST UP,
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
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HAVE BEEN ASKING
WHAT MY PLANS ARE.
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WELL, THIS AFTERNOON,
I MADE A BIG DECISION,
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AND I'D LIKE TO SHARE IT
WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE.
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I JUST SIGNED
A NEW 5-YEAR CONTRACT,
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WHICH MEANS I'M GOING
TO BE RIGHT HERE
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DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DO
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FOR AS LONG AS THEY WANT ME
TO BE HERE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
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OH, MY GOD. COME ON.
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OH, MY GOD.
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AAH. OH.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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* IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE
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* DISORDER AND CONFUSION
EVERYWHERE *
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* NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE
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* WELL, I DO
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* HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?
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* IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE
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* POISON IN THE VERY AIR
WE BREATHE *
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* DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S
IN THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? *
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* WELL, I DO,
AND IT'S AMAZING *
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* PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY
'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME *
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* IF YOU PAID ATTENTION,
YOU'D BE WORRIED, TOO *
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* YOU BETTER PAY ATTENTION,
OR THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH *
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* MIGHT JUST KILL YOU
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* I COULD BE WRONG NOW
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* BUT I DON'T THINK SO
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* 'CAUSE IT'S A JUNGLE
OUT THERE *
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OH, THIS IS LOOKING GOOD.
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YOU THINK SO?
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OH, IT'S LOOKING
FANTASTIC.
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A LITTLE MORE
MAYONNAISE,
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A PINCH OF PAPRIKA.
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MAYBE TWO PINCHES.
MAYBE THREE PINCHES.
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OKAY, THAT'S PERFECT.
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MAYBE FOUR PINCHES.
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OKAY, KEVIN, I THINK
THAT'S ENOUGH. THANK YOU.
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WE ARE GOING
TO NEED SOME PEPPER,
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AND I THINK
I HAVE SOME UPSTAIRS.
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MAYBE I SHOULD BRING
ALL MY SEASONINGS DOWN HERE
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IF WE'RE GOING TO BE
COOKING ALL WEEK.
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ALL WEEK?
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HERE'S SOMETHING
YOU MIGHT FIND INTERESTING --
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THIS IS ONLY
THE EIGHTH TIME IN MY LIFE
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I HAVE EVER HAD
EGG SALAD.
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REALLY?
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AND HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT
TO BET I CAN NAME ALL EIGHT?
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THE FIRST TIME
WAS IN THIRD GRADE.
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I TRADED SANDWICHES WITH A KID
NAMED STUART KRAMER.
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THEN THREE YEARS
AFTER THAT,
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MY COUSIN'S
CONFIRMATION PARTY.
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TWO YEARS AFTER THAT,
I WAS IN A RESTAURANT.
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I ORDERED TUNA FISH.
DO YOU LIKE TO LAUGH?
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NO, I DON'T.
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GET READY TO,
BECAUSE I KNEW IT
WAS EGG SALAD.
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I COULD SMELL IT,
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BUT THE WAITRESS KEPT SAYING
TO ME, "NO, IT'S TUNA FISH."
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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
PHONE.
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WE'RE ON NUMBER THREE.
REMEMBER WHERE WE ARE.
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HELLO?
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OH, SHARONA.
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SHARONA, HOW--
HOW'S YOUR MOM?
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OH, GOOD.
OH, THANK GOD.
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THANK GOD
FOR MODERN MEDICINE.
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NOT -- NOT TOO GOOD,
ACTUALLY.
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HE'S IN THE KITCHEN
RIGHT NOW
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NAMING EVERY EGG SALAD
SANDWICH HE EVER HAD.
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EIGHT, INCLUDING TODAY.
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IT'S NOT FUNNY.
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STOP -- STOP LAUGHING.
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SHARONA, I DON'T --
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I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ASKED HIM
TO LOOK IN ON ME.
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I'M NOT A CHILD.
PLEASE STOP LAUGHING.
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OKAY, I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
GIVE HER MY BEST.
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OKAY.
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AND WHEN YOU COME BACK...
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BRING A GUN.
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OKAY. BYE.
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THAT WAS SHARONA.
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SHE WON'T BE COMING BACK
UNTIL MONDAY.
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MONDAY.
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WOW.
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WE ARE GOING TO NEED
SOME MORE FOOD.
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LET'S MAKE A LIST.
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OKAY.
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BREAD, JUICE,
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PAPRIKA...
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MILK...
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AAH!
AAH! NO MILK.
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RIGHT.
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CROSSING THAT
OFF THE LIST.
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ADDING TO THE LIST
BOK CHOY.
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[ BUZZER ]
DOORBELL.
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WHO IS IT?
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IT'S TRUDY'S FATHER.
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IT'S MY FATHER-IN-LAW.
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YEAH, HE CALLED
THIS MORNING.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
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I DID. I WROTE IT
ON A POST-IT NOTE.
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WE NEED MORE OF THOSE,
BY THE WAY.
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WE'RE OUT OF THEM.
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ADRIAN.
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DWIGHT.
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DAD.
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YEAH.
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I MISSED YOU, TOO.
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MR. E.,
HERE'S YOUR COFFEE.
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SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG.
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I'M STILL NOT USED TO
THAT KITCHEN.
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CAREFUL. IT'S HOT.
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THANK YOU, KEVIN.
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OH. THERE'S SOMETHING
IN THERE.
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THAT'S A RAISIN. I PUT IT IN
TO SWEETEN THE COFFEE.
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LITTLE TRICK I PICKED UP
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WHEN I WAS WAITING TABLES
IN ASPEN, COLORADO,
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WHICH I DID FOR TWO SUMMERS.
NOT TWO CONSECUTIVE SUMMERS,
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'CAUSE THERE WAS
A SUMMER IN BETWEEN --
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THANK YOU, KEVIN.
THANK YOU, KEVIN.
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DELICIOUS.
OKAY.
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OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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DID YOU GET MY CARD?
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UH, YES, I DID.
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DID YOU LOOK INSIDE?
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'CAUSE THE PUNCH LINE
WAS ON THE INSIDE.
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YES, I DID.
IT WAS VERY FUNNY.
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IT WAS A PUN.
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IT WAS VERY FUNNY.
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IT'S ON MY MANTEL.
EVERYBODY LIKES IT.
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HOW IS MARCIA?
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MUCH BETTER.
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SHE'S, UH, VOLUNTEERING
AS A GRIEF COUNSELOR.
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BELIEVE ME,
SHE'S GOOD AT IT.
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SEND HER MY LOVE.
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WELL, I WAS HOPING
THAT WOULDN'T BE NECESSARY.
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THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.
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I WAS HOPING YOU MIGHT COME BACK
WITH ME TO LOS ANGELES.
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I'M PRODUCING
A NEW GAME SHOW.
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IT'S CALLED
"TREASURE CHEST."
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[ DISH RATTLES ]
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WOW.
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WOW. IS THAT YOUR SHOW?
BECAUSE I LOVE THAT SHOW.
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WHO COMES UP
WITH ALL THOSE QUESTIONS?
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WELL, WE HAVE
A STAFF OF WRITERS.
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'CAUSE I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING --
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THAT IS SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS
THOUGHT I WOULD BE GOOD AT.
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I'M ALWAYS
ASKING PEOPLE QUESTIONS,
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AND A LOT OF THE TIME,
THEY ARE GENUINELY STUMPED.
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THAT'S TRUE.
WE ARE.
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ADRIAN...
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MY LITTLE SHOW'S
IN TROUBLE.
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I THINK IT'S SERIOUS.
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WHAT IS IT?
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WELL, I'D RATHER
YOU SEE FOR YOURSELF.
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DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
COME DOWN TO L.A.
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FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS?
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PLENTY OF ROOM.
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MARCIA WOULD LOVE IT.
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OH, UH, I'M SORRY.
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DWIGHT, I-I CAN'T.
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UH, I-I-I CAN'T JUST LEAVE.
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SHARONA'S NOT HERE.
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I'M HERE.
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WE COULD GO.
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UH, I DON'T KNOW.
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COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.
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THREE GUYS ON A ROAD TRIP
TO HOLLYWOOD.
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Kevin: IS
RODDY LANKMAN HERE?
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LENNY, TELL BERNIE
NOT TO START
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THE MUSIC CUES
TOO SOON,
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AND MAKE SURE THE AFFILIATES
ARE SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW.
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MR. E.,
IS RODDY LANKMAN HERE?
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HE'S PROBABLY
IN MAKEUP.
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OKAY, DO YOU THINK
I COULD TALK TO HIM?
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'CAUSE I HAVE SOME IDEAS
THAT I'D LIKE TO RUN BY HIM.
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DON'T WORRY, MR. E.,
I WON'T EMBARRASS YOU.
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I'M SURE YOU WON'T.
IT'S JUST THAT RODDY
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DOESN'T LIKE TO BE DISTURBED
BEFORE THE SHOW.
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TANYA.
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THIS IS KEVIN DORFMAN,
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A FRIEND OF MINE
FROM SAN FRANCISCO.
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WOULD YOU MIND
SHOWING HIM AROUND?
238
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,408
I'D BE HAPPY TO.
239
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,879
YOU'RE THE POINTER.
OH, POINT TO SOMETHING.
240
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:19,813
IT LOOKS BETTER.
241
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,815
SHE MAKES EVERYTHING
LOOK BETTER, TANYA.
242
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,283
HEY, HOW DID YOU
GET THIS JOB?
243
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:26,086
I WANT YOU
TO MEET SOMEONE.
244
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,023
VAL BIRCH.
245
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,992
THIS IS MY OLD FRIEND
ADRIAN MONK.
246
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ADRIAN.
247
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,762
WELL, GYM CLASS
MUST HAVE BEEN HELL
248
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,896
WITH A NAME LIKE THAT.
249
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,230
YES. YES, IT WAS.
THANK YOU.
250
00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:38,498
ARE YOU NEARLY DONE,
251
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,167
OR DO YOU JUST LIKE
TOUCHING ME?
252
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,869
ADRIAN'S HERE
FROM SAN FRANCISCO.
253
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,971
OH, FRISCO --
GOD-AWFUL TOWN.
254
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,873
I WAS THERE LAST YEAR.
255
00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:47,407
IT WAS FOGGY
THE WHOLE WEEK.
256
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,910
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THAT FOG?
257
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,946
WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW.
I'LL MAKE SOME CALLS.
258
00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,848
I COULDN'T SEE
A DAMN THING,
259
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,449
NOT EVEN THAT, UM...
[ CAN RATTLES ]
260
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,851
UH, GOLDEN BRIDGE
THEY GOT.
261
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:58,919
THE GOLDEN GATE.
262
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,054
NO, GENIUS, THE BRIDGE.
263
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,156
RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT
THEY CALL IT -- THE GOLDEN...
264
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:04,758
OKAY, OKAY.
265
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,828
TESTING, 1, 2, 3.
WE'RE DONE, OKAY?
266
00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,933
THAT IDIOT'S WON
SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW.
267
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,402
ADRIAN,
I KNOW HE'S CHEATING.
268
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:18,906
I JUST CAN'T
FIGURE OUT HOW.
269
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:25,913
RODDY LANKMAN?
270
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,448
UH, YEAH.
271
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,983
KEVIN DORFMAN.
272
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:33,253
I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS, SIR.
A MAJOR FAN.
273
00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,487
OKAY, HOW YOU DOING?
274
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:36,423
LOOK, I KNOW
WE JUST MET, RODDY,
275
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,893
BUT I UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE
YOUR OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY.
276
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,028
WELL, THAT'S GOOD,
277
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,996
BECAUSE I HAVE
AN IDEA FOR A SHOW,
278
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,866
AND IF YOU'RE INTERESTED,
WE CAN PRODUCE IT TOGETHER.
279
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,034
I REALLY CAN'T.
280
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,101
OKAY.
281
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,402
IT'S CALLED "40 WINKS."
282
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,537
IN A NUTSHELL,
283
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,806
THREE CONTESTANTS,
THREE BEDS.
284
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,175
THE FIRST ONE
WHO FALLS ASLEEP WINS.
285
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,911
SO WE'RE WATCHING PEOPLE
FALL ASLEEP?
286
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:58,946
EXACTLY.
287
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,248
YOU SNOOZE, YOU WIN.
288
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,950
I CAN'T DO THAT.
289
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,918
I-I CAN'T EVEN
REALLY TALK TO STRANGERS
290
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,887
ABOUT IDEAS.
IT'S FOR LEGAL REASONS.
291
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,589
WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING
I'M NOT A STRANGER, THEN.
292
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,458
I'M FRIENDS
WITH DWIGHT ELLISON.
293
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,926
OH, REALLY?
294
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,895
I'M HERE WITH ADRIAN MONK,
THE DETECTIVE.
295
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,964
DETECTIVE?
296
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:17,831
YEAH, FROM SAN FRANCISCO.
297
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,000
DWIGHT BROUGHT HIM HERE
TO LOOK AROUND.
298
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,301
[ Whispering ]
HE'S HAVING
299
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,603
SOME SORT OF PROBLEM
WITH THE SHOW.
300
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,305
HUH.
301
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,074
NICE TO MEET YOU.
302
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,241
ALL RIGHT.
303
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:30,944
A DETECTIVE?
304
00:13:30,978 --> 00:13:32,345
WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN?
305
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,447
HE'S FROM SAN FRANCISCO.
THAT'S ALL I KNOW.
306
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,615
SO WHAT?
307
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,250
SO WHAT?
308
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:38,886
HE'S GOING
TO BE WATCHING US.
309
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:39,920
SO LET HIM WATCH.
310
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,421
HE'S NOT GOING
TO FIGURE IT OUT.
311
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,890
THE SYSTEM IS PERFECT.
312
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,092
NOW, LOOK,
HERE'S WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN --
313
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,294
I'M GOING TO WIN TONIGHT,
I'M GOING TO WIN TOMORROW,
314
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,463
AND I'M GOING TO KEEP ON WINNING
UNTIL I SAY WE'RE DONE.
315
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,499
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
316
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,968
IT'S TOO DANGEROUS, HUH?
317
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,937
WELL, I GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE
THOUGHT OF THAT
318
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,939
BEFORE YOU KILLED
YOUR ASSISTANT.
319
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,573
NOW LET'S GO BACK INSIDE.
320
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,943
IT'S SHOWTIME.
321
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,155
IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS,
ADRIAN.
322
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,224
I NEED SOMEONE TO LOOK
AT THIS FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE.
323
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,458
MAYBE I'M MISSING SOMETHING.
324
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,027
ARE YOU SURE
HE'S CHEATING?
325
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,462
HE HAS TO BE.
THAT NEANDERTHAL VAL BIRCH --
326
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,531
HE'S BEEN ANSWERING
GRADUATE-LEVEL QUESTIONS
327
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,400
IN GEOGRAPHY,
HISTORY, ASTRONOMY.
328
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,669
NOBODY'S THAT SMART --
NOT EVEN YOU.
329
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,239
SO HE HAS TO BE GETTING
THE QUESTIONS IN ADVANCE.
330
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:34,541
MAYBE SOMEBODY'S HELPING HIM --
ONE OF THE WRITERS.
331
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,909
I THOUGHT OF THAT.
332
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:36,910
FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS,
333
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,946
I'VE BEEN WRITING
ALL THE QUESTIONS MYSELF.
334
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,081
THESE ARE THE ONES
WE'RE USING TONIGHT.
335
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,482
WHO ELSE
GETS TO SEE THESE?
336
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:43,550
NOBODY.
337
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,053
NOT THE DIRECTOR,
NOT EVEN RODDY.
338
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,255
THESE ENVELOPES
STAY SEALED
339
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:52,525
UNTIL HE OPENS THEM ON STAGE
DURING THE ACTUAL GAME.
340
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,198
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT IS THAT?
341
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,633
IT'S RODDY LANKMAN'S
PENCIL.
342
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,569
YEAH, THOSE ARE
HIS TEETH MARKS.
343
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,304
THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL
A COLLECTIBLE.
344
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,039
YOU CAN LOOK,
BUT DON'T TOUCH.
345
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,340
I DON'T WANT
TO TOUCH IT.
346
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,276
YEAH, RIGHT.
SERIOUSLY, DON'T TOUCH IT.
347
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:12,279
Man: LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD,
CALIFORNIA,
348
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,182
LET'S GRAB THOSE SHOVELS
AND GO DIGGING,
349
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:17,484
'CAUSE THE NAME OF THE GAME
IS "TREASURE CHEST"!
350
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:21,388
WITH YOUR HOST
RODDY LANKMAN!
351
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,689
Kevin: WHOO!
352
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,491
Roddy: THANK YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
353
00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,126
WELCOME BACK
TO "TREASURE CHEST."
354
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,427
I'M RODDY LANKMAN,
355
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,229
AND, BOY, WHAT A NICE CROWD
WE HAVE TODAY,
356
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,198
BUT LET'S WELCOME BACK
OUR REIGNING CHAMPION.
357
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,066
HE'S BEEN HERE
FOR THREE WEEKS.
358
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,068
HE SHOWS ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS
OF SLOWING DOWN.
359
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,669
HE'S A RETIRED LIMOUSINE DRIVER
FROM WOODLAND HILLS.
360
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,870
IN HIS FREE TIME,
361
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,573
HE LIKES HUNTING AND FISHING
UP IN THE BLUESTONE VALLEY.
362
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,009
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW
VAL BIRCH!
363
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,211
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
364
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,386
WHAT IS THE LARGEST DESERT
IN ASIA?
365
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,688
IS IT "A," THE SAHARA,
"B," THE NEGEV,
366
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,457
"C," THE GOBI,
"D" --
367
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,127
"C," THE GOBI.
CORRECT FOR $1,000!
368
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,565
THANK YOU, TANYA.
369
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,567
THE NEXT QUESTION,
FOR $1,500 --
370
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,371
WHICH MONARCH IS SOMETIMES
KNOWN AS "THE TRAGIC QUEEN"?
371
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:14,307
WAS IT "A," QUEEN ELIZABETH,
"B," MARIE ANTOINETTE,
372
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,442
"C," CATHERINE THE GREAT --
373
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,278
"B," MARY ANN TONETTE.
374
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,648
UH, THAT IS CORRECT.
MARIE ANTOINETTE.
375
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,650
WHOO!
376
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,686
HE MISPRONOUNCED IT.
377
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,421
HERE'S
A $2,000 QUESTION,
378
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,757
AND I SEE THIS ONE
HAS A VISUAL CLUE,
379
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,660
SO, TANYA, IF YOU COULD
BRING UP OUR VISUAL.
380
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:38,731
WHICH FOUNDING FATHER
LIVED IN THIS HOUSE?
381
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:42,102
WAS IT "A," GEORGE WASHINGTON,
"B," THOMAS JEFFERSON, "C" --
382
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,370
"B," JEFFERSON.
383
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,105
JEFFERSON IS CORRECT
FOR $2,000.
384
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,407
PITCHING ANOTHER
PERFECT GAME, VAL BIRCH.
385
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:49,776
DID YOU SEE THAT?
386
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,178
WHAT?
387
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,679
HE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK
AT THE PICTURE,
388
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,247
AND HE STILL
GOT IT RIGHT.
389
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:55,115
HOW?
390
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,317
MAYBE THEY'RE SIGNALING
EACH OTHER.
391
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,286
VAL BIRCH
IS STILL IN THE LEAD
392
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:03,156
WITH A GRAND TOTAL
OF $234,000!
393
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,425
THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY, VAL.
WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO WITH IT?
394
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,560
I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S JUST KEEP PLAYING.
395
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,434
MARCIA.
396
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,669
COME SEE
WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN.
397
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:20,507
ADRIAN.
398
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,242
MARCIA.
399
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,477
WELCOME HOME.
400
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,513
THANK YOU.
401
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,083
YOU OKAY?
402
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,519
YES, I'M -- I'M JUST --
403
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,454
THERE ARE
SO MANY MEMORIES.
404
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,123
I KNOW.
405
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,725
THAT'S WHY
WE COULD NEVER MOVE.
406
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,128
OH, HONEY,
THIS IS KEVIN DORFMAN.
407
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,330
HELLO. KEVIN DORFMAN.
408
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,697
I LIVE ABOVE ADRIAN.
409
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,167
MAY I SAY
WHAT A LOVELY HOME
410
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,335
YOU HAVE HERE.
OH, THANK YOU.
411
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,636
SPANISH STYLE,
ISN'T IT?
412
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,404
YES.
YES, I THOUGHT SO.
413
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,306
I GREW UP IN A HOUSE
JUST LIKE THIS,
414
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,874
EXCEPT THE DINING ROOM
415
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,243
WAS OVER ON THIS SIDE,
416
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,411
AND THERE WAS A HALLWAY
RIGHT HERE...
417
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,258
OUR TRUDY.
MAYBE.
418
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,693
HA HA HA. WHOA!
419
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:17,197
HI, MOM, DAD.
THIS IS ADRIAN.
420
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,166
MR. AND MRS. ELLISON.
421
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,433
IT'S DWIGHT
AND MARCIA.
422
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,901
I FEEL LIKE
WE'RE OLD FRIENDS,
423
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,671
THE WAY TRUDY TALKS
ABOUT YOU.
424
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,406
SHE'S BEEN SENDING US ARTICLES
AND NEWSPAPER STORIES.
425
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,408
YOU CAN BELIEVE
ABOUT 40% OF THAT STUFF.
426
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,277
COME IN, COME IN.
427
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,812
YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED.
428
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,181
NICE TO SEE YOU.
429
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,782
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO.
430
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,218
OH, THAT'S OKAY.
WE DON'T MIND A LITTLE DIRT.
431
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:40,220
ALMOST DONE.
432
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,923
OKAY.
433
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,259
YOU HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL HOME.
434
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,231
Marcia: OH,
THAT'S FASCINATING.
435
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,632
WELL, COME ON IN.
436
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,735
I'M SURE
YOU MUST ALL BE EXHAUSTED.
437
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,538
ADRIAN, YOU REMEMBER
WHERE THE GUEST ROOM IS?
438
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,340
OH, YEAH.
439
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:41,281
IT'S STILL
HOW SHE LEFT IT.
440
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,915
DO YOU WANT TO GO IN?
441
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:46,786
THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO KEEP.
442
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,693
I CAN'T.
443
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,562
I KNOW.
444
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,231
IT TOOK ME
2 1/2 YEARS.
445
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:02,402
HOW DID YOU DO IT,
MARCIA?
446
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,471
HOW DID YOU SURVIVE?
447
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,341
I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD.
448
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,380
I WAS BURIED ALIVE.
449
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,249
BURIED ALIVE.
450
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,454
AND THEN ONE DAY,
451
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,822
THE SUN CAME UP.
452
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,591
MY GARDEN WAS BLOOMING.
453
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,460
KIDS WERE RIDING
BY THE HOUSE ON THEIR BIKES,
454
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:30,730
AND I DECIDED TO GIVE
THE WORLD A SECOND CHANCE.
455
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:37,570
IT'S STILL
A BEAUTIFUL WORLD, ADRIAN.
456
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:49,616
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
DO THAT.
457
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,917
IT'S NO PROBLEM.
458
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,453
I REMEMBER HOW YOU LIKE
EVERYTHING SEPARATED.
459
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,422
IT'S OKAY.
460
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,656
SO, KEVIN,
461
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,725
DID I UNDERSTAND
ADRIAN CORRECTLY?
462
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,793
YOU WON THE LOTTERY
A COUPLE YEARS AGO?
463
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,430
YES, I DID.
THAT IS ACCURATE.
464
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:06,499
AND YOU'RE
PROBABLY WONDERING
465
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,468
WHAT HAPPENED
TO ALL THE MONEY.
466
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,370
THAT'S A FAIR QUESTION.
HERE'S A TIP --
467
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:12,972
IF YOU'RE EVER LUCKY ENOUGH
TO WIN THE BIG JACKPOT,
468
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,742
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT MAKE
SOME OF THE MISTAKES I MADE.
469
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,510
FOR ONE THING,
470
00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,479
VEGAS -- IT'S A GOOD PLACE
TO AVOID.
471
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,881
SECONDLY, IF YOU'RE EVER GOING
TO HIRE AN ACCOUNTANT,
472
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,951
YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE SURE
HE'S CERTIFIED.
473
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:28,855
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,
474
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,390
MARRY LISA ABROMOWITZ.
475
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,492
HA HA HA.
476
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,427
I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER THAT.
477
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:37,430
OR HER SISTER SHELLY.
478
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:45,438
Marcia: IS SOMETHING WRONG
WITH THE FOOD?
479
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,574
OH, NO, MOM.
IT'S PERFECT.
480
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,510
I'LL, UM,
EXPLAIN LATER.
481
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:54,647
ADRIAN, I'M PRODUCING
A NEW COP SHOW IN THE FALL.
482
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,483
WE'RE LOOKING
FOR A CONSULTANT
483
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,685
TO WORK WITH THE WRITERS,
KEEP US HONEST.
484
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,420
THE POSITION IS YOURS
IF YOU WANT IT.
485
00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,556
WOW.
486
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,558
DWIGHT, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
487
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,527
WHY DON'T YOU SAY YES?
DAD, THAT'S REALLY SWEET,
488
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,429
BUT ADRIAN WOULD NEVER
QUIT HIS JOB.
489
00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:10,497
IT'S HIS LIFE.
490
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,032
OH, YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE HIM.
HE IS SO BRILLIANT.
491
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,501
HERE WE GO.
WHEN HE'S
AT A CRIME SCENE,
492
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:15,635
THE OTHER POLICEMEN,
493
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,036
THEY JUST STAND BACK
AND WATCH HIM WORK.
494
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:19,038
THEY WATCH ME SO THEY KNOW
WHAT NOT TO DO.
495
00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,908
OH, YOU ARE SO MODEST.
BESIDES, WE LOVE SAN FRANCISCO.
496
00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:25,545
I REALLY CAN'T SEE US
EVER LEAVING.
497
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,814
IT'S SO FAR AWAY.
NOT THE WAY TRUDY DRIVES.
498
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,583
SO YOU WON'T
BE MOVING BACK.
499
00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:33,052
WELL, ADRIAN,
500
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,488
YOU TAKE CARE
OF MY LITTLE GIRL.
501
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,023
SHE'S ALL WE HAVE.
502
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,658
YES, SIR.
I WILL.
503
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,502
I'M SO SORRY.
504
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,171
ABOUT WHAT?
505
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,140
WAIT A MINUTE.
HOLD THE PHONE.
506
00:22:54,173 --> 00:22:55,174
I'VE GOT IT.
507
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:56,509
GOT WHAT?
508
00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,545
HOW THEY'RE CHEATING
ON THE SHOW.
509
00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,112
IT'S A CODE.
510
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,649
RODDY LANKMAN
IS BLINKING
511
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:04,984
WHEN HE ASKS
THE QUESTIONS.
512
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,654
LIKE ONCE FOR "A,"
513
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,121
TWO FOR "B."
514
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:10,690
THAT'S WHAT HE DOES.
515
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,725
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
516
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:14,794
I'VE STUDIED EVERY FRAME
FROM EVERY SHOW.
517
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:17,129
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
HE NEVER BLINKS OR GESTURES
518
00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:21,067
OR CHANGES HIS VOICE,
AT LEAST THAT I COULD TELL.
519
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,035
WELL, YOU WERE THERE.
DID YOU NOTICE ANYTHING?
520
00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,437
NO, NO.
521
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,639
BUT WHEN CAN I TALK
TO THIS MR. LANKMAN?
522
00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:27,974
I'VE ALREADY ASKED HIM.
523
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,676
HE WON'T TALK TO YOU
OR ANYBODY.
524
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,679
THESE DAYS, HE HARDLY EVER
LEAVES HIS TRAILER.
525
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,647
POOR GUY'S
HAD A PRETTY TOUGH YEAR.
526
00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:36,683
WHAT HAPPENED?
527
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:38,918
WELL, FOR ONE THING,
HE'S BROKE.
528
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:41,220
HE DECLARED BANKRUPTCY
LAST JANUARY.
529
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,589
AND THEN THERE WAS
THE ACCIDENT.
530
00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,023
WHAT ACCIDENT?
531
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,858
LAST MONTH
HIS PERSONAL ASSISTANT,
532
00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:47,760
A GIRL NAMED LIZZIE TALVO,
WAS KILLED.
533
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:50,897
HER CAR WENT OFF THE ROAD
IN BLUESTONE VALLEY.
534
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,932
RODDY TOOK IT
PRETTY HARD.
535
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:54,501
BLUESTONE VALLEY?
536
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:55,735
VAL BIRCH...
537
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,904
GOES FISHING
IN BLUESTONE VALLEY.
538
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,873
THEY MENTIONED IT ON THE SHOW
WHEN THEY INTRODUCED HIM.
539
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:06,078
VAL BIRCH FISHES...
540
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,815
WHERE THE GIRL WAS KILLED.
541
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:14,020
HE FISHES
WHERE THE GIRL WAS KILLED.
542
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:16,689
THAT'S PROBABLY IMPORTANT.
543
00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:19,726
DID YOU NOTICE
HE SAID IT TWICE?
544
00:24:33,706 --> 00:24:35,007
ARE YOU OKAY?
545
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,776
I'M FINE.
546
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:37,977
WHY ARE YOU MAKING
THAT FACE?
547
00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:40,747
WE'RE IN RUGGED TERRAIN.
THIS IS MY RUGGED TERRAIN FACE.
548
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:43,249
OKAY.
549
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:47,286
OKAY, SHE WAS --
SHE WAS TRAVELING EAST.
550
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,255
HER CAR WENT OFF THE ROAD
UP THERE,
551
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:51,891
ENDED UP...
552
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:54,226
RIGHT HERE
BETWEEN THESE TWO ROCKS.
553
00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,028
HAVEN'T THE POLICE
ALREADY BEEN HERE?
554
00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:57,864
WELL, THAT'S TRUE,
555
00:24:57,897 --> 00:25:00,600
BUT THEY WEREN'T REALLY
LOOKING FOR ANYTHING.
556
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:03,870
THIS WASN'T
A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION.
557
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,577
WHAT IS IT?
558
00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:12,511
SOMETHING?
559
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:18,184
SOMETHING INTENDED
FOR DWIGHT ELLISON.
560
00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:24,557
AN EXERCISE TAPE.
561
00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,525
DID YOU BRING
THOSE BAGGIES?
562
00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:30,129
OH, THIS IS REAL EVIDENCE,
ISN'T IT?
563
00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:31,998
OH, GOODNESS.
I FEEL LIKE A --
564
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,165
[ GAGS ]
565
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,867
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
566
00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:36,035
ARE YOU OKAY?
567
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,036
I JUST SWALLOWED A BUG.
568
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,237
YOU -- YOU WHAT?
569
00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:39,606
I'M OKAY.
570
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,107
UGH.
571
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,754
WHAT IS IT?
572
00:25:54,787 --> 00:25:55,922
[ RATTLES ]
573
00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:06,599
IT'S VAL BIRCH.
574
00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:08,100
HE WAS HERE.
575
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,803
[ GAGS ]
576
00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:12,004
KEVIN?
577
00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:13,372
IT'S OKAY.
I SPIT THAT ONE OUT.
578
00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,875
OH, GOD.
JUST -- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE,
579
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,777
AND JUST -- FOR GOD'S SAKE,
COVER YOUR MOUTH.
580
00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:19,646
OKAY.
581
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:20,780
IT'S JUST A VIDEOTAPE.
582
00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:22,749
"THIGHS AND ABS: 10 MINUTES
A DAY TO A PERFECT YOU."
583
00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,183
DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING
TO YOU?
584
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,653
YEAH, ME NEITHER.
WE'RE AT VAL BIRCH'S HOUSE NOW.
585
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,387
I WANT TO HAVE
ANOTHER WORD WITH HIM.
586
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,657
NO, I'LL BE FINE. THANKS.
I APPRECIATE THAT, DWIGHT.
587
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,763
I DON'T THINK HE'S HOME.
588
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,034
HELLO, MR. BIRCH?
589
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,070
HELLO, IT'S ADRIAN MONK.
590
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:46,673
WE SPOKE YESTERDAY
AT THE SHOW.
591
00:26:46,706 --> 00:26:47,807
MR. BIRCH?
592
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,742
I'M HERE, TOO.
KEVIN DORFMAN.
593
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,744
I'M HIS UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR.
594
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,386
IT LOOKS UNLOCKED.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
595
00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:02,121
WELL, WE CAN'T GO IN
596
00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:04,757
WITHOUT A REASON.
597
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,326
I'M KIND OF THIRSTY.
DOES THAT COUNT?
598
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,327
NO, KEVIN.
599
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:11,063
THIRST IS NO EXCUSE
FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING.
600
00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,699
WOULDN'T IT BE COOL
IF IT WAS?
601
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,767
YES, THAT WOULD BE COOL.
602
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:16,135
HERE. LET ME...
603
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:18,170
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
604
00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:19,672
I'M LEANING IN.
605
00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:21,340
YEAH, I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL
FOR THREE SEMESTERS.
606
00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:23,976
YOU CAN LEAN ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION.
607
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,678
I CAN'T IMAGINE
608
00:27:25,712 --> 00:27:27,880
WHICH CONSTITUTION
YOU'RE REFERRING TO.
609
00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,916
YOU KNOW WHAT?
GRAB MY PANTS.
610
00:27:29,949 --> 00:27:31,183
PARDON ME?
611
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,119
GRAB MY PANTS.
I NEED THE COUNTERWEIGHT.
612
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,054
KEVIN, I REALLY DON'T
WANT TO GRAB YOUR PANTS.
613
00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:36,255
[ SIGHS ]
614
00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:38,657
IF I TOUCH THAT FLOOR,
IT'S A FELONY.
615
00:27:53,740 --> 00:27:55,041
MR. BIRCH?
616
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,777
HELLO?
617
00:27:57,810 --> 00:27:59,846
MR. BIRCH?
618
00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:02,014
HELLO?
619
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,183
KEVIN, YOU SEE THAT PENCIL
ON THE CHAIR?
620
00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:05,451
CAN YOU REACH THAT?
621
00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:16,195
YOU GOT IT?
622
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,864
I GOT IT. PULL ME.
623
00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,198
YES, I GOT IT.
624
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:22,969
DO YOU STILL HAVE
THE PENCIL
625
00:28:23,002 --> 00:28:24,837
THAT RODDY LANKMAN
GAVE YOU YESTERDAY?
626
00:28:24,871 --> 00:28:25,838
THE COLLECTIBLE.
627
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,439
THE COLLECTIBLE.
628
00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:36,448
KEVIN, DO YOU HAVE
THE PENCIL?
629
00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,951
I HAVE THE PENCIL.
630
00:28:41,921 --> 00:28:43,022
HE WAS HERE.
631
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,958
RODDY LANKMAN WAS HERE...
632
00:28:45,992 --> 00:28:48,094
BUT WHY?
633
00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:50,096
MAYBE THEY WERE TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO CHEAT.
634
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:51,097
LET'S GO.
635
00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,965
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
636
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,103
Val's voice: HI, THIS IS
YOUR OLD PAL VAL.
637
00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:58,905
LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE
WHEN YOU HEAR THE BEEP.
638
00:28:58,938 --> 00:28:59,906
[ BEEP ]
639
00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:00,873
[ BEEP BEEP BEEP ]
640
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,541
HE'S CHECKING
HIS MESSAGES.
641
00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,343
Computer voice: YOU HAVE
ONE SAVED MESSAGE.
642
00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:06,879
MAY 2nd, 7:39 P.M.
643
00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:07,914
[ TOUCH-TONE BEEP ]
644
00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:09,115
HE'S SKIPPING
THAT ONE.
645
00:29:09,148 --> 00:29:13,385
YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE.
TODAY, 10:15 A.M.
646
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,354
Man: MR. BIRCH, THIS IS
TONY FORREST
647
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,790
AT SOUTHLAND MERCEDES.
I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU.
648
00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:20,326
THE NEW 640 YOU ORDERED
WILL BE IN TOMORROW.
649
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,829
I GOT IT HERE IN THREE WEEKS
JUST LIKE I PROMISED.
650
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,330
LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WANT
TO PICK IT UP.
651
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:25,932
[ CLICK ]
652
00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:29,535
HE ORDERED
A NEW MERCEDES-BENZ
653
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:31,871
FOUR WEEKS AGO.
654
00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:33,906
BEFORE HE WENT
ON THE SHOW.
655
00:29:33,940 --> 00:29:35,141
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
CONFIDENCE.
656
00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:36,442
HE KNEW
HE WAS GOING TO WIN.
657
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:37,977
IF WE CAN FIGURE OUT
HOW THEY'RE CHEATING,
658
00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:39,345
WE CAN NAIL THEM BOTH.
659
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:41,313
I HAVE TO GET CLOSER.
660
00:29:41,347 --> 00:29:42,949
CLOSER?
661
00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:44,884
YESTERDAY WE WERE
IN THE FRONT ROW.
662
00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,953
YOU CAN'T GET
MUCH CLOSER THAN THAT.
663
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:52,959
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE SHOW
ADRIAN MONK.
664
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:56,996
[ THEME MUSIC PLAYING ]
665
00:30:09,942 --> 00:30:11,878
WELCOME TO THE SHOW,
ADRIAN.
666
00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:14,046
MR. E., YOU ARE NOT GOING
TO REGRET THIS.
667
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,315
IS THERE ANYBODY
YOU'D LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO?
668
00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:18,317
YES.
OKAY, WHO WOULD THAT BE?
669
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:20,920
SHARONA. SHE'S IN NEW JERSEY
VISITING HER MOTHER.
670
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,188
OH, THAT'S VERY NICE.
671
00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:23,890
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
AND SHARONA BEEN MARRIED?
672
00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:25,858
NO, NO, NO.
673
00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:27,927
UH, SHARONA IS MY NURSE.
674
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,064
I WAS MARRIED, BUT MY WIFE TRUDY
WAS KILLED BY A CAR BOMB.
675
00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,499
[ MURMURING ]
676
00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:35,201
DID HE JUST SAY
"CAR BOMB"?
677
00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:37,069
WHICH IS WHY
I HAVE DEVOTED MY LIFE
678
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,205
TO PUTTING CRIMINALS
BEHIND BARS,
679
00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:42,041
EVEN FAMOUS, POWERFUL MEN
680
00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:43,542
WHO THINK
THEY'RE ABOVE THE LAW.
681
00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:49,448
UH, I'M SURE
YOU DO A GREAT JOB, TOO.
682
00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,650
ALL RIGHT, WHO WANTS TO...
683
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,352
All: DIG FOR TREASURE?
684
00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:55,254
ALL RIGHT, TANYA,
LET'S GET THIS GAME STARTED.
685
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:58,958
WE'RE GOING TO START OUT
WITH A $1,000 QUESTION.
686
00:30:58,991 --> 00:30:59,959
WHERE --
687
00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:00,960
[ BUZZER ]
688
00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:01,961
ADRIAN.
689
00:31:01,994 --> 00:31:05,031
I'M SORRY.
690
00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:09,969
UM, THERE WAS A SMUDGE
ON MY BUZZER THING.
691
00:31:10,002 --> 00:31:11,971
WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT ACCORDING
TO OUR RULE BOOK,
692
00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:13,973
YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER
THE QUESTION.
693
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,142
COULD YOU REPEAT
THE QUESTION, PLEASE?
694
00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:17,476
YES, BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
695
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,511
ONLY THE PART
THAT YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD,
696
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,248
SO...WHERE?
697
00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:26,919
WHERE?
698
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:33,292
WHERE?
699
00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:36,562
ONCE MORE, PLEASE.
700
00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:39,198
WHERE?
701
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:42,468
WHERE...
702
00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:43,936
YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS.
703
00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:48,540
CONSTANTINOPLE.
704
00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:51,143
WELL, WE'RE
A MULTIPLE CHOICE SHOW,
705
00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:53,379
SO ALL WE NEED
IS "A," "B," "C," OR "D."
706
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:54,380
"D."
707
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,015
"D"?
708
00:31:56,048 --> 00:31:58,017
NO, "B."
709
00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,018
"B."
710
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,652
"B." "B." DEFINITELY "B."
711
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:02,654
"B," AND THAT'S
YOUR FINAL ANSWER.
712
00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:05,224
"A."
713
00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:10,129
UH, WELL, THE CORRECT ANSWER
IS "C," MACY'S.
714
00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:13,966
MOVING ON, LET'S GO
TO OUR $1,500 QUESTION.
715
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,068
[ BUZZER ]
716
00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:18,504
OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
717
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:20,706
I'M SORRY.
IT'S STILL A LITTLE GRIMY HERE.
718
00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:25,544
TIME IS MONEY
FOR SOME OF US.
719
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:27,213
OKAY, I'LL TRY.
720
00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:30,349
ALL RIGHT, MOVING ON
TO THE $1,500 QUESTION --
721
00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:33,119
[ BUZZER ]
722
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,453
[ BUZZER ]
723
00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:39,358
[ BUZZER ]
724
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:42,094
[ BUZZER ]
725
00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:44,463
[ BUZZER ]
726
00:32:46,532 --> 00:32:47,766
OKAY.
727
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,401
I'M DONE.
728
00:32:50,569 --> 00:32:51,737
[ BUZZER ]
729
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,474
THAT'S IT.
730
00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:58,410
WHAT ELEMENT DO YOU ADD
TO IRON TO MAKE STEEL?
731
00:32:58,444 --> 00:33:03,015
IS IT "A," ALUMINUM,
"B," CARBON, "C," LEAD, OR --
732
00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:04,316
"B," CARBON.
733
00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:07,119
CARBON IS CORRECT
FOR $1,500.
734
00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:09,288
THEY'RE STILL CHEATING.
735
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:13,359
BUT WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT
WITH ADRIAN OUT THERE?
736
00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,094
THEY HAVE NO CHOICE.
737
00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:16,462
IF VAL LOSES TODAY,
HE CAN'T COME BACK.
738
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,397
WHAT GREEK CITY
HOSTED THE ORIGINAL OLYMPICS?
739
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:19,698
THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
740
00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:22,201
WAS IT "A," ATHENS,
"B," RHODES,
741
00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:23,269
"C," OLYMPIA --
742
00:33:23,302 --> 00:33:25,337
"C," OLYMPIA.
743
00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:27,606
CORRECT AGAIN
FOR $1,500.
744
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,242
[ AUDIENCE APPLAUDS ]
745
00:33:30,276 --> 00:33:33,279
HE FIGURED IT OUT.
746
00:33:33,312 --> 00:33:36,282
HE KNOWS
HOW THEY'RE CHEATING.
747
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:48,727
ONE MINUTE.
WE ARE BACK IN ONE.
748
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,396
SO YOU FIGURED IT OUT?
749
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:52,064
YES, SIR.
I KNOW HOW THEY'RE CHEATING.
750
00:33:52,098 --> 00:33:53,565
WAS I RIGHT
ABOUT THE BLINKING?
751
00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:54,733
NO.
WAS I CLOSE?
752
00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:55,767
NO.
753
00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:57,569
BUT IT IS A CODE.
754
00:33:57,603 --> 00:33:58,770
LANKMAN IS HOLDING
THE QUESTION CARDS
755
00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,539
DIFFERENTLY EVERY TIME.
756
00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,708
IF HE HOLDS IT
BY THIS CORNER,
757
00:34:02,741 --> 00:34:04,343
IT MEANS
THE ANSWER IS "A."
758
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:06,645
THIS CORNER MEANS "B,"
AND THIS ONE'S FOR "C."
759
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,080
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
760
00:34:08,114 --> 00:34:09,115
AAH.
761
00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:11,350
I GUESS
WE CALL THE POLICE.
762
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:14,086
HI, IT'S ME.
IT'S 7:15.
763
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,421
CALL ME
WHEN YOU GET HOME.
764
00:34:15,454 --> 00:34:16,822
I LOVE YOU.
765
00:34:24,130 --> 00:34:26,332
DWIGHT...
766
00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:28,534
DWIGHT.
767
00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,169
WHEN DID LIZZIE TALVO DIE?
768
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,337
WHAT WAS THE DATE?
769
00:34:31,370 --> 00:34:32,338
MAY 2nd.
770
00:34:32,371 --> 00:34:33,539
MAY 2nd.
ABOUT WHAT TIME?
771
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,107
EVENING,
WHILE THE SHOW WAS ON.
772
00:34:35,141 --> 00:34:37,576
AROUND 7:39 P.M.?
773
00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:38,644
THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
774
00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:39,845
DON'T CALL THE POLICE.
775
00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:42,548
NOT YET. THESE MEN ARE GUILTY
OF MORE THAN JUST CHEATING,
776
00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:43,715
AND I THINK
I CAN PROVE IT.
777
00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,417
YOU'RE GOING
TO PROVE IT NOW?
778
00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:48,654
IF I DON'T DO IT NOW,
THEY MIGHT DESTROY THE EVIDENCE.
779
00:34:48,687 --> 00:34:50,222
15 SECONDS! PLACES!
780
00:34:50,256 --> 00:34:52,291
I GOT TO GO.
I GOT TO GO.
781
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:53,725
LISTEN, ISN'T THERE A WAY
782
00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:55,727
TO MAKE A PHONE CALL
DURING THE SHOW?
783
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:56,728
WELL, YOU CAN
PHONE A FRIEND,
784
00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,464
BUT ONLY IF YOU MAKE IT
TO THE BONUS ROUND.
785
00:34:58,497 --> 00:34:59,898
OH, YOU'RE SO FAR BEHIND.
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT.
786
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,300
FIVE SECONDS!
787
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:04,303
4, 3, 2...
788
00:35:04,336 --> 00:35:05,737
[ THEME MUSIC PLAYING ]
789
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:06,805
[ AUDIENCE APPLAUDS ]
790
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,507
WELCOME BACK
TO "TREASURE CHEST."
791
00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:10,809
MY NAME IS RODDY LANKMAN,
792
00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:12,811
AND OUR REIGNING CHAMP
VAL BIRCH
793
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:16,515
IS IN THE LEAD AGAIN
WITH $3,000.
794
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:20,252
IN SECOND PLACE,
SUSAN WITH ZERO,
795
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,421
AND, ADRIAN,
YOU'RE AT NEGATIVE $1,000.
796
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:24,690
WELL, RODDY, I THINK
MY LUCK IS ABOUT TO CHANGE.
797
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:26,558
WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO FIND OUT.
798
00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:28,260
LET'S DO ROUND TWO
AND DIG FOR TREASURE.
799
00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:31,163
FOR $4,000, THE BONE
THAT CONNECTS YOUR KNEE
800
00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:33,199
TO YOUR ANKLE IS
THE "A," FIBULA, "B," TIBIA --
801
00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:34,300
"B," TIBIA.
802
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:36,702
UH, THAT IS CORRECT.
803
00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:38,770
HA HA. NEXT QUESTION.
804
00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:41,440
HOW MANY SQUARE YARDS
IN AN ACRE? IS --
805
00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:42,808
"C."
806
00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:48,580
UH, "C" IS CORRECT.
IT'S 4,840 SQUARE YARDS.
807
00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:50,716
LUCKY GUESS.
808
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,351
A LUCKY GUESS INDEED.
809
00:35:52,384 --> 00:35:54,186
FOR $5,000 --
810
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:55,487
"D."
811
00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:57,189
"D" IS CORRECT.
812
00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:58,757
ANOTHER LUCKY GUESS.
813
00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:00,492
HA HA.
814
00:36:00,526 --> 00:36:01,727
FOR $5,500,
815
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,795
PRESIDENT McKINLEY
WAS ASSASSINATED --
816
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:05,531
"D."
"B."
817
00:36:05,564 --> 00:36:07,233
"D." THE ANSWER
IS "D," RODDY.
818
00:36:07,266 --> 00:36:08,867
"D" IS CORRECT, YES.
NEXT QUESTION --
819
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,202
WHO --
820
00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,803
"B." "B."
"B." "B." "B."
821
00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:13,372
"B" IS CORRECT.
IT'S JACKSON BROWNE.
822
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,374
SUSAN, ARE YOU OKAY?
823
00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:16,508
I-I JUST --
824
00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:19,745
IT LOOKED SO MUCH EASIER
WHEN I WAS WATCHING AT HOME.
825
00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:21,513
YES, IT ALWAYS
LOOKS EASIER AT HOME.
826
00:36:21,547 --> 00:36:22,681
FOR $6,000 --
827
00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:25,317
"C."
NO, "C" IS NOT RIGHT.
828
00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:26,885
"A."
829
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,787
"A" IS CORRECT.
THE WOMBAT.
830
00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,689
AND FOR THE LAST QUESTION,
FOR $6,000, WHAT ELEMENT --
831
00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:31,757
[ BUZZER ]
832
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:34,260
"D."
833
00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:36,228
"D" IS CORRECT,
834
00:36:36,262 --> 00:36:38,797
AND THAT'S THE END
OF ROUND TWO.
835
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,899
A COUPLE OF VERY INTELLIGENT
GENTLEMEN HERE.
836
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:44,836
UH, THAT MEANS ADRIAN MONK
IS THE WINNER OF ROUND TWO.
837
00:36:44,870 --> 00:36:47,706
VAL BIRCH, YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO SIT THIS ONE OUT
838
00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:48,774
THIS TIME.
839
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,710
ADRIAN, YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT HAPPENS IN ROUND TWO.
840
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:53,612
YOU ANSWER THESE FIVE QUESTIONS
CORRECTLY,
841
00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:55,314
AND YOU NOT ONLY
WIN THIS GAME,
842
00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,849
BUT YOU WIN THIS GREAT BIG
POT OF GOLD!
843
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,985
[ AUDIENCE APPLAUDS ]
844
00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:02,421
YOU KNOW
HOW WE PLAY OUR GAME.
845
00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:04,623
YOU HAVE FIVE QUESTIONS.
LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO.
846
00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:07,359
ADRIAN, WHO WAS
THE FIRST PRESIDENT
847
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:09,895
TO WIN
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE?
848
00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:12,331
RODDY, I UNDERSTAND
I CAN PHONE A FRIEND.
849
00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:15,334
YOU WANT TO PHONE A FRIEND
ON THE FIRST QUESTION.
850
00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,835
WELL -- HA HA.
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
851
00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,837
TANYA, LET'S BRING HIM
THE PHONE.
852
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:21,873
FOR THOSE JOINING US
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
853
00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:23,775
ADRIAN IS GOING
TO CALL A FRIEND
854
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:24,776
TO SEE IF HE CAN GET
A LITTLE HELP
855
00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:26,778
ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT
BONUS ROUND QUESTION.
856
00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:28,980
ALL RIGHT,
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CALL?
857
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:32,284
WELL, RODDY,
I WOULD LIKE TO CALL...
858
00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:33,285
HIM.
859
00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:35,053
ME?
860
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,922
YOU WANT TO CALL ME?
861
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,023
HA HA.
862
00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:41,293
I DON'T THINK I'M AT HOME.
HA HA HA HA.
863
00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:42,994
[ LAUGHING ]
864
00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,297
WELL, MR. MONK,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
865
00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:46,965
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT HE'S DOING?
866
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:49,000
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S DOING.
867
00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:51,069
I'M TRYING TO PROVE
THAT YOU
868
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,472
ARE GUILTY OF MURDER,
MR. LANKMAN,
869
00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:55,874
OR AT THE VERY LEAST,
MANSLAUGHTER.
870
00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:59,945
LIZZIE TALVO,
YOUR PERSONAL ASSISTANT,
871
00:37:59,978 --> 00:38:03,582
DISCOVERED THAT YOU WERE
CHEATING ON THE SHOW.
872
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,651
UH...
873
00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:07,319
CAN WE GO
TO A COMMERCIAL?
874
00:38:07,353 --> 00:38:09,087
YOU DO AND YOU'RE FIRED.
875
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,523
SHE DIED ABOUT A MONTH AGO
IN A CAR CRASH,
876
00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:14,593
AND THIS MAN HAS BEEN
BLACKMAILING YOU EVER SINCE,
877
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:16,462
AND YOU HAVE BEEN
PAYING HIM OFF
878
00:38:16,495 --> 00:38:18,330
HERE ON YOUR SHOW
879
00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:20,666
BY FEEDING HIM THE ANSWERS.
880
00:38:22,768 --> 00:38:24,035
I KNEW IT. DO OVER.
881
00:38:24,069 --> 00:38:25,937
MR. BIRCH, YOU WERE
IN BLUESTONE VALLEY
882
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,506
THE NIGHT SHE DIED.
883
00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:33,078
YOU MUST HAVE SEEN
THE CRASH.
884
00:38:37,483 --> 00:38:41,820
SHE WAS STILL ALIVE
WHEN YOU GOT TO THE CAR.
885
00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:46,358
SHE HAD TO HAVE SAID SOMETHING
TO YOU BEFORE SHE DIED...
886
00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:48,093
SOMETHING ABOUT MR. LANKMAN.
887
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:51,697
YOU MUST HAVE REALIZED
YOU JUST HIT THE JACKPOT.
888
00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:55,667
YOU CALLED
YOUR OWN ANSWERING MACHINE
889
00:38:55,701 --> 00:38:57,436
AND RECORDED
HER DYING WORDS.
890
00:38:57,469 --> 00:39:00,105
YOU CAN'T PROVE
ANY OF THIS.
891
00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:02,107
I WAS AT YOUR HOUSE
YESTERDAY,
892
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,876
AND I HAPPENED TO HEAR
THE DATE AND TIME STAMP
893
00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:06,512
OF A PHONE MESSAGE
894
00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:08,447
THAT YOU HAD SAVED --
895
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,383
MAY 2nd, 7:39 P.M.
896
00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:12,984
I THINK
I CAN PROVE IT, SIR.
897
00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:15,020
WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
898
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:19,558
ADRIAN, IT'S 555-0137.
899
00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:21,427
THANK YOU, DWIGHT.
900
00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:25,997
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
901
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:29,000
Val's voice: HI,
THIS IS YOUR OLD PAL VAL.
902
00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:31,437
LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE
WHEN YOU HEAR THE BEEP.
903
00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:33,405
[ BEEP ]
904
00:39:33,439 --> 00:39:35,040
[ HUMS ]
905
00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:36,107
4...
906
00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,543
8...
907
00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:39,144
2.
908
00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:41,513
Computer voice: YOU HAVE
ONE SAVED MESSAGE.
909
00:39:41,547 --> 00:39:44,550
MAY 2nd, 7:39 P.M.
910
00:39:44,583 --> 00:39:45,651
[ BEEP ]
911
00:39:45,684 --> 00:39:46,952
Lizzie: IT WAS RODDY.
912
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,954
IT WAS RODDY LANKMAN.
913
00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:51,723
HE WAS CHEATING
ON THE SHOW.
914
00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:54,460
I WAS GOING
TO BLOW THE WHISTLE.
915
00:39:54,493 --> 00:39:56,962
HE CUT MY BRAKES.
916
00:39:56,995 --> 00:40:00,165
RODDY.
917
00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:01,733
MR. LANKMAN, MR. BIRCH,
918
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,669
SOME HOMICIDE DETECTIVES
ARE OUTSIDE.
919
00:40:03,702 --> 00:40:05,671
THEY WANT
TO TALK TO YOU.
920
00:40:10,776 --> 00:40:13,178
[ BUZZER ]
921
00:40:16,214 --> 00:40:17,616
Dwight: ADRIAN.
922
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:25,957
YOU WERE AMAZING.
923
00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:28,026
JUST LIKE TRUDY
ALWAYS SAID.
924
00:40:30,496 --> 00:40:32,163
THANK YOU FOR THIS.
925
00:40:32,197 --> 00:40:36,167
THANK YOU FOR TRUDY.
926
00:41:38,664 --> 00:41:40,098
Young Trudy's voice: MONDAY.
927
00:41:40,131 --> 00:41:42,233
DEAR DIARY,
IT IS A TERRIBLE DAY.
928
00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:43,935
GINGER DIED THIS MORNING.
929
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:47,639
I WAS TOO SAD
TO GO TO SCHOOL OR EVEN EAT.
930
00:41:47,673 --> 00:41:51,042
I CRIED ALL DAY.
I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN.
931
00:41:52,177 --> 00:41:53,912
FRIDAY.
932
00:41:53,945 --> 00:41:56,682
TOMORROW I'M GOING TO CAMP.
I HAVE BEEN PACKING ALL DAY.
933
00:41:56,715 --> 00:42:00,285
IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN.
I CAN'T WAIT.
934
00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:02,788
I STILL THINK
ABOUT GINGER SOMETIMES,
935
00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:05,123
BUT NOW I JUST REMEMBER
THE GOOD TIMES.
936
00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:06,992
I GUESS DADDY WAS RIGHT --
937
00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:09,728
GOD WANTS PEOPLE
TO BE HAPPY.
938
00:42:09,761 --> 00:42:11,830
NOBODY CAN STAY SAD FOREVER.
63714
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