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(Jay)
Look at that skyline.
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It's the second most
beautiful sight in the world.
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The most beautiful is you
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standing
in front of me.
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Are you okay?
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You--you didn't say
five words at dinner.
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Jay, remember you said
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we couldn't
go on like this.
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You said I had
to make a decision.
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You were right.
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I'm going back
to Eric.
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I'm going
to try and make it work.
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He's my husband, Jay.
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I tried to tell you
at dinner.
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I don't know.
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I didn't want
to ruin your birthday.
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Let's go somewhere.
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Just the two of us.
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We can go to Bahia Tortolo
for the week.
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I can get Dr. Eastman
to cover my patients.
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No, Jay, you're not listening.
It's over.
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We can leave on Monday.
The boat's already stocked up.
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What is your problem?
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I'm not going anywhere
with you
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except back to shore.
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Whatever you say.
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Please.
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Just take me home.
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I suppose you've
told Eric everything.
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Are you kidding?
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You haven't told anyone?
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(Anna)
I'm not exactly proud of this.
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So it's like
it never happened.
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That's one way
to look at it.
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[ominous music]
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[glass breaking]
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Never happened.
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[dramatic music]
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[splash]
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[Randy Newman ragtime theme]
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* It's a jungle out there
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* Disorder and confusion
everywhere *
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* No one seems to care
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* Well, I do
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* Hey, who's in charge here?
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* It's a jungle out there
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* Poison in the very air
we breathe *
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* You know what's in
the water that you drink? *
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* Well, I do,
and it's a-ma-zing *
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* People think I'm crazy
'cause I worry all the time *
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* If you paid attention,
you'd be worried too *
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* You'd better pay attention
or this world we love so much *
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* Might just kill you
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* I could be wrong now
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* But I don't think so
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* 'Cause it's
a jungle out there *
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* It's a jungle
out there *
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Mr. Monk?
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[door closes]
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Hello?
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What's going on?
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Making lunch.
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And what's wrong with those?
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Uh, those are not quite
up to snuff.
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You know me.
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It's got to be snuff.
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What's that?
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It's a surprise.
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Did I ever tell you
about my grandpa,
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Neville Davenport?
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No. Is he in the box?
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He was a great man.
You remind me of him, actually.
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He was an assistant pharmacist
in London.
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And then,
when he was about your age,
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he completely changed
his life.
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Just like that.
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He quit his job and started
a toothpaste company
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in England.
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A toothpaste company
in England!
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I mean,
talk about optimism.
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And now, it's the third biggest
brand in the world
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after Colgate and Crest.
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Aw, I love that story.
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I guess my favorite part
is about the toothpaste company.
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Mr. Monk, there's a point
to this story.
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I don't think so.
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I've been listening
very carefully.
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Okay, so I've been
thinking about this.
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And, uh...
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I think you should start
your own company.
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Be a private investigator.
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I mean, really go for it.
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Hire a PR person.
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Be aggressive. Advertise.
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Get new clients.
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Um...
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Mr. Monk, there are
other detectives out there
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with a fraction
of your talent
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who are getting rich.
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You're Adrian Monk.
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People will pay a fortune
to hire you.
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Yeah, that's something
to think about.
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I thought you'd say that,
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so I did what
Grandpa Neville did, and...
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I took the initiative.
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[Monk reading out loud]
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$85?
That's 85 cents a card.
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Mr. Monk,
that doesn't matter.
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You can't be afraid
to take risks.
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I think I can.
111
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In fact, I think
I already am.
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Hold on.
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Germs, heights, snakes, milk,
needles, risk.
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Yeah, it's on there.
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Number six.
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You know what Grandpa Neville's
favorite expression was?
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"Leap and a net will appear."
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Well, he sounds like
a very pleasant,
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very insane person.
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It's not even
at the right address.
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Yes, it is.
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No, it isn't.
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Shunpike Road.
That's all the way downtown.
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It's the right address.
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It isn't.
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Yes, it is.
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[trolley bell clanging]
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Can I open my eyes now?
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Mr. Monk, your eyes
are opened.
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When Grandpa Neville first
started out,
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I swear to you his office
looked just like this.
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Okay, so this
is my desk.
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And yours is in there.
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So when the clients come in,
they sit there.
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But then they come in here
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and talk to me.
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And if I think
they're legit,
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then I send them
in to you.
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What clients?
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Oh, they'll be calling.
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I took out some ads
on the Internet
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and in the phone book.
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Uh, Natalie,
you can't afford this.
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Actually, you're paying
for it.
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I can't afford this.
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Oh, yes, you can.
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Remember last month
when you got that bonus
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after solving
the Kensington case?
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No.
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That's because I used it
for a down payment.
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Grownups have a word
for that.
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We call it embezzlement.
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Don't tell me--
Grandpa Neville.
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That's Grandpa Neville.
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Well, it's only fitting
that we have his picture up.
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After all,
he is our inspiration, right?
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Leap and a net
will appear.
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Okay, I appreciate
what you're trying to do here.
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I really do,
but, uh...
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I have a job.
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I am a consultant
for the police department.
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Not full time.
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And, Mr. Monk,
they haven't called in weeks.
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Which is fine
with me.
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I am not
an ambitious man.
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I am not Grandpa Neville.
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Okay, just give it
a few months.
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I'm sorry--
Months?
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Okay, a few weeks.
You'll see.
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It's gonna be great.
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Trust me.
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You'll see.
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Let's see, Barbara.
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"I am into yoga, pilates,
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getting in touch
with my spirituality..."
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Been there, married that.
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"My hobbies include
bike-riding, running,
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cuddling."
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(Disher)
Captain?
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You got a second?
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Uh, yeah, um--
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Hang on, Randy.
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Uh, just a minute.
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Hang on.
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You okay?
Yeah!
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Yeah.
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This is, um...
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classified, need-to-know
stuff.
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What's going on?
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Missing schoolteacher.
191
00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,788
Husband's looking better
and better.
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I talked to a neighbor--
trouble in paradise.
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Anna Pollard's been talking
to a lawyer
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four months ago about filing
for a separation.
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No kidding?
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He told me that
it was one long honeymoon.
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Randy,
that man lied to us.
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I need to talk
to him again.
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Yes, sir.
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Oh, by the way,
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my cousin saw your profile
on Make-A-Date.net.
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I didn't know
you like bossa nova.
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[door closes]
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Uh, that was, um...
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It was--
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There was an undercover sting
operation going on with Vice.
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Okay, I admit it.
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I, um,
I signed on.
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I was curious.
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Tell your cousin
that I was just joking around.
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That's okay.
You can tell her yourself.
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You've been talking
to her all week.
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She's Sexy In Sonoma.
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Wait, that's your cousin?
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When did you put in
a hot tub?
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I didn't put in
a hot tub.
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She said you put in
a hot tub.
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I had a hot tub
when I was at the motel.
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Oh, that must be it.
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[whining motor]
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[whining motor]
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[phone ringing]
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Adrian Monk Investigations.
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What is the nature
of your problem?
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(Monk)
Being kept in a room
against my will.
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00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:01,969
You were kidnapped?
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00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:04,071
Oh, my God.
Hold on, hold on.
228
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,706
Do you know who did it?
229
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:09,042
Yes, it was
my personal assistant.
230
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:13,747
Her name
is Natalie Teeger.
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Natalie...
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It's been two days.
233
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You're human.
You made a mistake.
234
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:22,890
It's not a mistake.
235
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It's a mistake.
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Okay, it took
Grandpa Neville's business
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a whole year
before it took off.
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You know...
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00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:31,865
Not everybody feels
the same way you do
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about Grandpa Neville.
241
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For example, I was just thinking
how much fun it would be
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to dig up his body
and poke it with a big stick.
243
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Who's Grandpa Neville?
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00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,211
And why are we
poking him with a stick?
245
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,417
Adrian Monk?
I'm Linda Fusco.
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Wait, do I know you?
247
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Are you an actress?
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Real estate.
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Oh, oh, oh,
Linda Fusco Realty.
250
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On bus stops and billboards.
251
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,996
Wow, I can't believe Larry
finally rented this dump out.
252
00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,297
How much is he getting,
3,000 a month?
253
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,100
3,200.
254
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,969
Whoa, boy.
He's having you for lunch.
255
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,103
Next time, you come to me.
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00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,939
Adrian, I've been
asking around.
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00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:12,773
Cops, reporters--
258
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:16,009
And they all say
that you are the man.
259
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,011
Well, I'm a man.
260
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,780
Oh, no, no, no.
He's just being modest.
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He is the man.
He is the gold standard.
262
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,351
He is like Philip Marlowe
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and Sherlock Holmes
just rolled into--
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00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,421
Sweetheart, I'm showing
a condo in 20 minutes.
265
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,724
So let's get this going.
Follow me.
266
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,861
(Natalie)
Where are we going?
267
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,062
(Linda)
It's right out here.
268
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,433
(Linda)
This is it.
269
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,769
(Natalie)
That's a nice car.
270
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:44,104
(Linda)
This is a Lucerne 275
271
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,239
Northstar V8.
272
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:49,276
I get a new Buick every year.
It's my trademark.
273
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,045
See?
274
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,415
There's a scratch.
275
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,118
It's a dent.
276
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,452
It's a dent.
277
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,988
Here and here.
278
00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,890
Son of a bitch.
279
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,959
And he left this
on the windshield.
280
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,964
"Go tell Nell."
Who's Nell?
281
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:12,866
Monk, I think that's an H.
282
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,034
So will you take
the case?
283
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,903
What case is that?
284
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,905
This is it.
This is the case.
285
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,239
The dented fender?
286
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,008
Yes.
287
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,409
It happened at the Marina
Wednesday morning.
288
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,045
I have a boat there.
289
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,980
I got there at ten to six
to pick something up,
290
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:29,349
and then I came back
20 minutes later and--
291
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,851
Mrs. Fusco--
Ms. Fusco.
292
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:31,885
Miss Fusco.
293
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:32,886
Ms.
294
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:37,190
Linda--Linda,
you must be insured.
295
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:40,260
But why should I pay
for something that I didn't do?
296
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,261
I love this car.
297
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,495
This is my baby.
298
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:45,298
And I want you to find that
son-of-a-bitch, Mr. Adrian Monk,
299
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,900
and make him
pay for it.
300
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,102
Yeah, it's a matter
of principle.
301
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,103
Exactly.
302
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,138
We'll take the case.
303
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,940
I'll draw up the contracts.
We get $400 a day.
304
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,275
I'll pay you $3,000 if you catch
the son-of-a-bitch.
305
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,443
And if you don't,
you get zip.
306
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,911
I work on commission.
307
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:58,946
Why shouldn't you?
308
00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:02,349
Could I talk to you
for a second?
309
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,054
Can we go home?
I think we should do it.
310
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:08,188
Natalie,
it's a fender bender.
311
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,923
It's not even
a real crime.
312
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,024
It's a crime.
313
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:12,525
It's a misdemeanor
or something.
314
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,161
Mr. Monk,
we have to start somewhere.
315
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,364
Trust me,
I know what I'm doing.
316
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:18,531
Well, what's it gonna be?
317
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,167
Are we in business?
318
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,003
Yes, ma'am.
We're on the case.
319
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,109
(Natalie)
Okay, so it looks like
her Buick
320
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,544
was parked over there.
321
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,181
So maybe somebody backed up.
322
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:34,948
What do ya think?
323
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,984
Natalie,
what are we doing here?
324
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,919
I'm a homicide detective.
325
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,620
Mr. Monk, I know it's not
the crime of the century,
326
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,189
but someone did this to her,
327
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,157
and Linda Fusco
deserves justice too.
328
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,326
Okay, what's next?
Getting cats out of trees?
329
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,295
Chasing jaywalkers?
330
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,529
Grandpa Neville
used to always say--
331
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,631
Grandpa Neville used
to say a man's reputation--
Okay-okay.
332
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,400
Okay, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
333
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:57,104
Anything but another
Grandpa Neville story.
334
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,605
Thank you.
335
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,249
You're right.
336
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,151
You're right.
He backed out...
337
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,887
like this.
338
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,389
He must've gone
this way.
339
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,130
He went the wrong way.
340
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,999
Why was he going
the wrong way?
341
00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,247
Video camera covering
the exit.
342
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,383
He didn't want to be taped.
343
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:44,551
Oh-oh-oh!
That's good.
344
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,219
Now we're cooking!
Yeah.
345
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,287
Now we're cooking.
346
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,156
So if he didn't want
to be taped,
347
00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:51,491
why would he leave
a note?
348
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,926
Maybe there was a witness.
349
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,629
Somebody saw the accident,
was watching him--
350
00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:01,434
Maybe the perpetrator thought
that if he just drove away,
351
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:04,371
the witness would report it.
352
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:08,976
So he got out
and pretended to leave a note.
353
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:09,776
Okay.
All right.
354
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,045
So we have to just
find that witness.
355
00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,281
Where should we start?
356
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,119
We might wanna start
with Bill Gibbard.
357
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:20,120
Bill Gibbard.
That's great.
358
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,722
That's great!
Oh, it's exciting!
359
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:27,127
Oh, yeah.
This is a thrill a minute.
360
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,207
(Natalie)
Hello, there.
Hi.
361
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,209
We're looking for
Mr. Gibbard.
362
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,044
Captain Gibbard,
and you're looking at him.
363
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,712
What's left of him.
364
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,380
But I can't help you today,
missy.
365
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,183
Got...bull-kelp.
366
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,551
It's fouling my propeller
something terrible
367
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:55,355
every time I go out
past the southeast barrier.
368
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:59,459
Avoid the southeast barrier.
That's my advice.
369
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,094
Okay.
That's some great advice.
370
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,562
Thank you.
[barking]
371
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,497
What kind of dog
is that?
372
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,366
He's just a mutt.
373
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,036
Oh, yeah.
How long do they live?
374
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,238
Captain,
this is Adrian Monk.
375
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,106
Monk?
Yeah, he's
a private investigator.
376
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,674
We wanted to talk to you
about a car accident
377
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,209
that happened
in that parking lot
378
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,045
on Wednesday morning
at 6:00.
379
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,279
I wasn't here.
380
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,380
Your sign says
that you're here
381
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,681
at dawn every day.
382
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:25,152
Well, I guess I must've been.
383
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,653
But I didn't see nothing.
384
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,388
You heard it though, right?
385
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,423
It's only a couple hundred
feet away.
386
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,766
Are you calling me a liar,
Mr. Monk?
387
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,135
Ugh!
Whoa, what are you doing?
388
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,270
I don't like
private investigators.
389
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,438
Neither do I.
It was her idea.
390
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,540
Whoa-whoa-whoa.
Let's just settle down here.
391
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,609
Captain, if you happen
to remember anything,
392
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,144
could you please
give us a call?
393
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,080
Here's our card.
What are you doing?
394
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,147
It's 85 cents.
395
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,315
Let go of the card,
Mr. Monk.
396
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,349
Let go of the card! Let g--
397
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,417
Here you go.
398
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,451
Thank you for your time,
Captain.
399
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,420
Let's go.
You owe me 85 cents.
400
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,222
Fine.
Take it out of my paycheck.
401
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,057
Don't think I won't.
How'd you get so cheap?
Really?
402
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:05,358
I work for a living!
All right?
403
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:08,395
At least, I used to.
404
00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,463
Now I just get bull-kelp
splashed on me.
405
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:13,300
I really think that's an N.
406
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,534
It's not an N, Mr. Monk.
407
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,768
What if it is?
408
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:19,306
What if there is
somebody out there named Nell
409
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,641
who's got all the answers?
410
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,617
What is this red swirl?
411
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,520
I really think that's
a brand name or a logo.
412
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,388
I think
it looks like a J.
413
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,690
Or a T.
414
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,392
Did you see this?
What?
415
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,827
That's wax.
416
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,495
What--
See?
417
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,097
That's a clue!
418
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,432
Isn't this fun?
No.
419
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,866
(Stottlemeyer)
Hello!
420
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,202
I'm looking for Sam Spade.
421
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,471
Nice place.
Looks like a real office.
422
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:53,573
(Natalie)
It is a real office.
423
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:54,841
I didn't know
you had it in you.
424
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:55,875
How's business?
425
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,510
It's good-good-good.
426
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,746
We're building a client base.
One client at a time.
427
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,348
Really?
What are you working on?
428
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:02,715
We're actually in the middle
of something very big.
429
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,351
Very exciting.
Challenging.
430
00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,385
Homicide?
431
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,155
Ha-ha.
No, it's more of
a property damage thing.
432
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,489
Can't really talk about it.
Confidentiality.
433
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,457
Is this Mitch?
434
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,791
No, that's not Mitch!
435
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,493
Does that look like Mitch?
436
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,794
I don't know.
That's my grandfather.
437
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,564
That's Neville Davenport.
He's our patron saint.
438
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,765
Was he a detective?
439
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:19,832
Nah--
No.
440
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,869
He was the famous
toothpaste tycoon.
441
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,171
Help me.
442
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:27,540
What?
Help me!
She's gone mad.
443
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:28,608
Actually, I was hoping
444
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,576
that you might be able
to help us.
445
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,745
We hit a wall on
that missing schoolteacher.
446
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,880
You got a minute?
447
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,448
Sure.
We might be missing
something.
448
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,317
Her car--
We found it in a parking lot
449
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,619
at a shopping mall
ten miles from the house.
450
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,488
Was it locked?
451
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,591
Locked, no purse,
no third party prints.
452
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,293
She told her husband that
she was going shopping.
453
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:49,529
Either she lied to him,
or he's lying to us,
454
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,198
or somebody grabbed her
in the parking lot.
455
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,232
Where was he?
456
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,533
He says he was at home.
457
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,935
He's now admitting
that they were on the rocks.
458
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,437
But I don't think
he's the guy.
459
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,405
Phone records?
460
00:18:58,438 --> 00:18:59,539
(Disher)
We're still checking.
461
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,274
Last seen wearing?
462
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,243
(Disher)
According to the husband,
a light-colored dress,
463
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:06,346
sweater, and a pair
of yellow flip-flops.
464
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:08,248
(Linda)
I think
I'm a little jealous.
465
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,950
Are you seeing other clients
behind my back?
466
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,585
(Natalie)
Ms. Fusco, no-no-no.
467
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,287
These aren't clients.
These are former colleagues.
468
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,256
This is Randy Disher,
and this is--
469
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,425
Captain Leland
Stottlemeyer.
470
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,526
Linda Fusco.
471
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,394
I know who you are.
472
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,595
I've seen your billboards.
473
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,665
(Disher)
Actually,
we just saw one yesterday.
474
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,666
Captain said
that you looked really--
475
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,569
Nothing.
476
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,938
He didn't say anything...
477
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,606
which is strange,
because he's usually
478
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,707
pretty talkative.
479
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,643
The sign said that you were
the number one realtor
480
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,744
in Northern California.
481
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,779
Tell me something
I don't know.
482
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:43,516
The elephant's the only mammal
that can't jump.
483
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,517
Pardon me?
484
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,254
You said tell you something
you don't know.
485
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,856
And I told you that
the only mammal who can't jump
486
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,591
is your elephant.
487
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,295
Ms. Fusco,
can we help you?
488
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,598
Yes, I would like
to drop this off.
489
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,867
Here is an estimate
from the body shop.
490
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,504
My new bumper's going
to cost $900.
491
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:05,805
And when you find
this son-of-a-bitch,
492
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,974
I want you
to make him eat this.
493
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:10,577
Wait a minute.
This is your big case?
494
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,678
A fender bender.
495
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,481
How'd you keep this
out of the paper?
496
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:17,617
It is important to me,
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer.
497
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:21,321
By the way,
sorry about the divorce.
498
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,490
I've been in real estate
for 14 years,
499
00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,892
and I can smell divorce
from 100 yards away.
500
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,396
Who's couch
are you sleeping on?
501
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,398
Actually,
I'm not sleeping on a couch.
502
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,433
It's a futon.
503
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,434
Thank you,
Randy.
504
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,904
Well, when you are ready
for your own apartment,
505
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:42,309
why don't you
give me a call?
506
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,610
Maybe I will.
507
00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,445
Oh, I know you will.
508
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:46,413
As a matter of fact,
509
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,616
I could show you
a couple of things right now.
510
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,885
As a matter of fact, I've got
a little time right now.
511
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:53,986
My car or yours?
512
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:57,324
No,
I always do the driving.
513
00:20:57,357 --> 00:21:01,294
I'll bet you do.
514
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:04,464
Let's go.
515
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,765
Randy.
Yes, sir.
516
00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,434
Why don't you stay here?
517
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,968
And?
And not come with us.
518
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,672
See you back
at the station.
519
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,775
Whoo!
That was fast.
520
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:18,645
Captain
Leland Studlemeyer.
521
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,480
Oh, hey, I've been there.
522
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,514
Where?
523
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:22,515
Joel's.
It's good.
524
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,351
It's a bar on Stanton.
525
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,818
I recognize the J.
526
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,622
I told you
that was a J.
527
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,857
Is that important?
528
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,662
(Courtney)
Hi.
529
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,997
Hi, there.
530
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,766
Welcome to Joel's.
531
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,734
Do you have a reservation?
532
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,403
Actually, we'd like to ask
you a couple of questions.
533
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,071
Do you have a card?
534
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:48,107
A card, yes.
535
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,510
Well, give it to her.
536
00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:52,779
She can see it.
You can see it, right?
537
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,613
Uh.
538
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,551
You're a private eye.
Yeah, is this--
539
00:21:58,585 --> 00:21:59,886
(Natalie)
Is this from here?
540
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,622
(Courtney)
Yes, that's one
of our doggie bags.
541
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,824
Right, we found some wax
on it.
542
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:07,126
Blue and pink--thought it
might be from a candle.
543
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,595
Yeah,
was there anybody here
544
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:09,662
celebrating a birthday
here recently?
545
00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:10,497
Maybe Tuesday night?
546
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:12,064
We're thinking he had
a birthday cake
547
00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,733
and then brought it home
in one of these bags.
548
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,768
Mm-hmm, yeah.
There was this guy.
549
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,504
He was sitting over there.
550
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,738
Can I help you
with something, my man?
551
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:21,541
Oh yes, uh, this man
is a private investigator.
552
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,809
And we would love--
553
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,076
Yeah, I wasn't really
talking to you, honey.
554
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,845
Can I help you
with something, my man?
555
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,547
Maybe, maybe.
556
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,982
We're looking for somebody
who was here on Tuesday night.
557
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,718
We don't really talk about
our customers.
558
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:33,886
People come here,
want privacy.
559
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,154
We respect that, so--
560
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,756
You guys should probably
just take a hike.
561
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,425
Here's the thing.
562
00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:42,094
The man I'm looking for may be
responsible for a hit and run.
563
00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:43,796
Good for him.
Now beat it.
564
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,164
Here's the thing--
565
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,999
Ah!
[gasps]
[hard punch lands]
566
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:50,002
That's the thing.
Get him out of here.
567
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:53,039
Oh, Natalie.
Oh, God, Mr. Monk.
568
00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,073
Don't try to talk.
569
00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:55,908
For the love of God,
I'm begging you.
570
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:59,111
Let's just go home, please.
Okay, okay, okay.
571
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:01,180
Oh, God, are you okay?
I'm so sorry about Hal.
572
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,850
He can be such a creep.
Listen, listen.
573
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,885
This guy you're looking for,
okay, Jay Bennett.
574
00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,488
He's a regular.
I think he's a doctor.
575
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:09,822
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
576
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:10,790
Oh, card.
What?
577
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:12,692
Can you get the card back?
She gave us a name.
578
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:13,726
She doesn't need the card.
W-W-W-Wait.
579
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,163
Excuse me, do you still have
that business card?
580
00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:18,865
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, it's a little bent.
581
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,600
Okay, thank you.
582
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:21,968
Here, Mr. Monk.
583
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,103
Here, here, here.
Here's the card.
584
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:26,673
Oh.
There, okay.
585
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,741
Watch your step.
586
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,778
[dog barks]
587
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,719
[dog barks]
588
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,020
Eggy doesn't like you.
589
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:42,622
The feeling's mutual.
590
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,957
Let's get this over with.
You wanna count it?
591
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:45,925
It's not enough.
592
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,827
What are you talking about?
We have a deal.
593
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,128
That was before.
594
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:50,229
Before what?
595
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:54,867
Before a private investigator
came poking around.
596
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:01,073
Monk?
597
00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,775
What'd you tell him?
598
00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,877
It's what I didn't tell him.
599
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:08,548
I didn't tell him that
you left here on Tuesday night
600
00:24:08,581 --> 00:24:09,482
with a certain young lady
601
00:24:09,516 --> 00:24:10,817
and that you came back
Wednesday morning,
602
00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:11,784
and you were alone.
603
00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,720
Now, if I'm gonna be talking
to private eyes
604
00:24:13,753 --> 00:24:14,821
or maybe even the cops,
605
00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:17,624
it's gonna be double.
606
00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:23,462
Okay.
607
00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,134
I'll double it.
608
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:29,702
But after that, forget it.
609
00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:31,704
Here's the first half.
610
00:24:31,738 --> 00:24:34,741
[laughs]
611
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:39,912
Ah!
612
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,914
[dog barking]
613
00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:44,917
[ominous music]
614
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:48,655
*
615
00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:51,090
[dog barking]
616
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:54,126
Shut up.
617
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:00,933
(Monk)
Uh.
618
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:01,801
(Natalie)
Are you sure you're okay?
619
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,036
When I was a detective
or a consultant,
620
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:07,239
I would point to the bad guy,
and the cops would go in.
621
00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:10,042
And they would get shot at,
or beat up,
622
00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,043
or hit in the stomach.
623
00:25:11,077 --> 00:25:12,311
And it was a wonderful system.
624
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,080
See, everybody was happy.
625
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:16,683
Okay, Mr. Monk,
we can't just give up now.
626
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:17,884
Oh, good.
There it is.
627
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:19,151
Dr. J. Bennett.
628
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:22,088
Okay.
629
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:25,157
Please, please, please,
please, please?
630
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,203
Ah.
What?
What do you think?
631
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,305
It's been repaired recently.
632
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,873
The headlights don't match.
633
00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:42,008
(Monk)
That one's new.
634
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,110
The other one's dirty.
635
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,077
(Jay)
Can I help you?
636
00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:47,179
Dr. Bennett?
That's right.
637
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:48,781
Hi, I'm Natalie Teeger,
and this is my boss.
638
00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:49,849
This is Adrian Monk.
639
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,250
Monk?
Yes, uh--
640
00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:54,153
I'm working for
the San Francis--
641
00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:56,255
I mean,
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm--
642
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,190
I'm a consultant.
643
00:25:58,224 --> 00:25:59,692
I used to be a--
644
00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,828
I don't know
what the hell I am.
645
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,096
He's a private investigator,
Dr. Bennett.
646
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:05,632
Were you in the marina
Wednesday morning?
647
00:26:05,665 --> 00:26:06,933
No.
648
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:09,101
You do keep a boat
there, right?
649
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:10,236
Uh--
650
00:26:10,269 --> 00:26:11,470
All right.
Let's get this over with.
651
00:26:11,503 --> 00:26:14,741
You know what happened on
Wednesday morning and so do we.
652
00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:15,975
You do?
653
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,877
Are you gonna deny it?
654
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:20,880
I, uh--
655
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,715
I don't think I should talk
about this.
656
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,851
I think I should call
a lawyer.
657
00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:26,118
No.
Oh, no, no, no.
658
00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:27,954
I don't think we need
to drag lawyers into this.
659
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:28,888
They're just gonna,
you know--
660
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,690
(Natalie)
"Blah, blah, blah."
661
00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,692
Make a federal case out of it.
It was an accident, right?
662
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:34,326
That's right.
663
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,128
I mean, these things
happen every day, right?
664
00:26:36,162 --> 00:26:38,765
Uh, well--
665
00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:39,832
It's not a big deal.
666
00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:42,168
Not a big deal?
667
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:43,870
What kind of cop are you?
668
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,705
Come on,
you pay a few bucks.
669
00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:47,106
Everybody walks away.
670
00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:48,207
It's like it never happened.
671
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,209
What are you talking about?
672
00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:51,210
What are you talking about?
673
00:26:51,243 --> 00:26:52,244
What are you talking about?
674
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,245
What's he talking about?
675
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,848
We're talking about this.
676
00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:58,985
We have a client.
You hit her Buick.
677
00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,252
And you damaged
the fender.
678
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:01,721
Her fender?
679
00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:03,723
Yes, it's going
to cost her $900.
680
00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:06,092
Plus, I think an apology
would be nice.
681
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,127
Yeah, what did you think
we were talking about?
682
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,231
I don't know,
but you got the wrong guy.
683
00:27:12,264 --> 00:27:13,232
I wasn't at the marina
Wednesday.
684
00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:15,267
I haven't been there
in weeks.
685
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,303
It's a new headlight.
686
00:27:18,437 --> 00:27:21,140
You're so smart?
Prove it.
687
00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,174
Excuse me.
688
00:27:26,946 --> 00:27:28,347
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
689
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,183
I don't believe this.
What?
690
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:33,720
I'm actually starting
to care about this case.
691
00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:37,323
This stupid $900
fender bender.
692
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:39,992
How the hell
did that happen?
693
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:42,895
There's brand-new carpeting.
694
00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:44,296
There's a washer and dryer
in the basement.
695
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:47,333
And there is a park right down
the street for your kids.
696
00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:51,871
When they come to visit.
697
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,406
The one that we saw yesterday
was bigger, right?
698
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:58,310
That's true, but this one
has a better view.
699
00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,445
How you figure?
700
00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:04,851
You see this condo here with
the umbrella on the balcony?
701
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:05,985
Yeah.
702
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:08,187
That's me.
703
00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:10,289
[laughs]
704
00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:12,458
You're right.
The view is better.
705
00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:14,393
How much is it?
706
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,863
It's $2,250 a month,
plus utilities.
707
00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:24,804
I don't know.
708
00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:27,106
Leland,
it's been five months.
709
00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:29,308
It's time to do this.
710
00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:32,311
Do you think?
711
00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:34,113
Unfortunately,
I speak from experience.
712
00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:38,217
I know you're in pain,
but you can't go around it.
713
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:40,386
You gotta go through it.
714
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,922
Besides, we'll have
something in common.
715
00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,924
Really?
What's that?
716
00:28:44,957 --> 00:28:47,960
I'll have a better view too.
717
00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:54,000
Okay, there it is.
That's his boat.
718
00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:57,003
All right, so his car
wasn't in the lot, so, uh--
719
00:28:57,036 --> 00:28:59,906
Let's do it.
Wait.
720
00:28:59,939 --> 00:29:02,008
Don't.
We don't have a warrant.
721
00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,243
We don't need a warrant.
It's a boat.
722
00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:06,345
Well,
that's completely false,
723
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:08,280
but it sounds good.
724
00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,449
Let's do it.
Wait.
725
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:11,951
I can't go.
726
00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:13,185
The boat is on the water.
727
00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:15,387
I don't do water.
728
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:17,323
You can't swim?
729
00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:19,525
To be honest,
I don't know.
730
00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:20,827
You don't know.
731
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:23,395
I mean,
I know how to swim...
732
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:24,797
technically.
733
00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:25,832
I've just never...
734
00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:28,434
actually, you know, done it.
735
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,269
All right, I took
a correspondence course.
736
00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:31,303
You learned to swim by mail?
737
00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:34,173
They sent me a little diploma.
738
00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:36,208
And this.
739
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,912
"Swimming Fundamentals.
740
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,380
"Don't panic.
741
00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:43,382
"Breathe normally.
742
00:29:43,415 --> 00:29:45,151
Keep kicking."
Can I have that back?
743
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,385
Why did you even take
the course?
744
00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,387
You never go near the water.
Hello?
Tsunamis.
745
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:49,521
Mr. Monk.
746
00:29:49,555 --> 00:29:51,290
You don't have to worry.
You're not even gonna get wet.
747
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:52,324
Look, look, look, look.
748
00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,993
That boat is tied to the dock.
749
00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,427
The dock is bolted down.
750
00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:58,865
It's like part of the land.
I'll stay here.
751
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:01,901
If Dr. Bennett shows up,
I'll whistle.
752
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,109
Leap, and a net will appear.
753
00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:24,323
[slow jazz music]
754
00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:32,364
*
755
00:30:52,484 --> 00:30:54,520
Kelp.
756
00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:16,108
Jump.
Jump on.
757
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:25,918
Jump.
758
00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:40,399
[dog barking]
759
00:31:40,432 --> 00:31:42,935
[barking]
760
00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:52,044
Just jump.
761
00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:53,112
[sighs]
762
00:31:57,449 --> 00:32:00,186
[whispering]
Go, go.
763
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:33,585
[dog barking]
764
00:33:12,624 --> 00:33:14,660
Hey.
765
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,528
Hey, fella.
[barking]
766
00:33:16,562 --> 00:33:18,364
Hey, remember me?
767
00:33:18,397 --> 00:33:20,599
Hey, you hungry?
768
00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,501
[dog barks]
769
00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,537
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
770
00:33:25,571 --> 00:33:29,041
(Natalie)
Oh, my God.
771
00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:31,477
[gasps]
Oh, my God.
772
00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:55,067
It says, uh,
personal reference.
773
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:02,674
[cell phone rings]
774
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:03,675
Thank you.
775
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:06,178
You're welcome.
776
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,513
[cell phone rings]
777
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:10,516
Excuse me.
778
00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:12,218
Stottlemeyer.
779
00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:14,186
Captain, it's me.
It's Natalie.
780
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,053
I'm at the marina.
781
00:34:15,087 --> 00:34:16,388
(Natalie)
I'm at Pier 24.
782
00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:17,689
Natalie, I'm a little
busy right now.
783
00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,425
There's a body.
It's in the water.
784
00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:20,492
I think it's Bill Gibbard.
785
00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:22,461
Mr. Monk and I were just talking
to him yesterday.
786
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:27,299
[motor running]
787
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:28,700
Okay, listen,
don't touch anything.
788
00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:29,768
I'll call the harbor patrol.
789
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,537
(Stottlemeyer)
Be there in a minute.
790
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,572
Okay, okay.
791
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,141
Oh, my God.
792
00:34:35,174 --> 00:34:37,143
No, no, no, no, Mr. Monk!
793
00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,177
Mr. Monk!
794
00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:41,313
Oh, God.
795
00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:58,264
Stottlemeyer.
Sir.
796
00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:00,299
Right this way.
797
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,315
Uh.
798
00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:18,884
Uh.
799
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:22,120
Uh.
800
00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:37,169
Hey, Lieutenant.
What's going on?
801
00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,837
Oh, you know, a little bit
of everything.
802
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:39,871
A local fisherman drowned.
803
00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:42,674
Medical examiner's on his way.
804
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:44,776
And Monk is stowed away on a
boat.
And the boat took off.
805
00:35:44,810 --> 00:35:46,345
What?
806
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:47,679
(Natalie)
We were working on Linda's case.
807
00:35:47,713 --> 00:35:48,847
(Leland)
The fender bender?
808
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,816
Yeah, we have a suspect--
Jay Bennett.
809
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,918
And Mr. Monk snuck on the boat
to look around.
810
00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:55,521
It's all my fault.
I just kept on pushing him.
811
00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:56,522
Jay Bennett.
812
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:58,690
Dr. Jay Bennett?
813
00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:01,227
That name just came up on
the missing schoolteacher,
814
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,160
Anna Pollard.
815
00:36:02,194 --> 00:36:04,296
His name's all over
the phone records, too.
816
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,332
I was just going through them.
Dr. Jay Bennett.
817
00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:11,303
Tuesday night.
818
00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:13,372
Tuesday night, he dumped
her body in the bay.
819
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:16,308
And then he came back here...
820
00:36:16,342 --> 00:36:17,443
He must've hit your car
821
00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:19,311
in the parking lot
while he was leaving.
822
00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:21,380
That's why he didn't leave
his name on the note.
823
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:23,215
He could not admit
that he'd been here.
824
00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:24,483
We need to intercept the boat.
825
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:25,651
How soon can you get
a cutter out here?
826
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:26,985
10, maybe 15 minutes.
827
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:28,454
Damn it.
828
00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:31,257
I have a boat.
829
00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:42,234
(Monk)
This isn't about
a dented fender, is it?
830
00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:45,237
You figured that out, huh,
Mr. Private Eye?
831
00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:46,838
Is this where you killed her?
832
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,341
Back up.
833
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:51,310
Against the railing.
834
00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:54,880
Here's the thing.
835
00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:57,749
I don't really think
I can swim.
836
00:36:57,783 --> 00:37:00,619
I took a course.
837
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:02,588
I never actually,
technically--
838
00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:03,889
Doesn't matter.
839
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:05,891
You're gonna be dead
before you hit the water.
840
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:08,294
First...
841
00:37:08,327 --> 00:37:10,262
the shoe.
842
00:37:26,044 --> 00:37:29,315
Ugh, agh.
843
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,617
[panting and grunting]
844
00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:38,857
Ugh, agh.
845
00:37:38,890 --> 00:37:42,428
[suspenseful music]
846
00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:50,469
*
847
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,365
Ugh!
848
00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:21,433
"Don't panic."
Forget that.
849
00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:22,501
"Breath normally.
850
00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:26,872
Flutter kicks.
Hand over--"
851
00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,635
Right.
852
00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:30,769
Bennett's in custody.
853
00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:32,170
Coast Guard just intercepted
his boat.
854
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,039
Was Mr. Monk with him?
855
00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:37,576
[sighs]
856
00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:42,881
Hey, there he is!
There's Monk!
857
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:44,182
Where?
Ha!
858
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,551
(Stottlemeyer)
20 degrees to port.
859
00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:47,052
(Natalie, laughing)
Is he swimming?
860
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:48,854
(Disher)
What's that beside him?
Is it a life preserver?
861
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:52,524
Ah, looks like
a toilet seat.
862
00:39:52,558 --> 00:39:54,660
Well, if it's floating,
why doesn't he just grab it?
863
00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,762
[all groan]
864
00:39:56,795 --> 00:39:57,863
Too hard to explain.
Complicated story.
865
00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,465
It's just
a weird thing.
866
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,633
Monk!
Hey!
867
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:07,506
[babbling]
868
00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:09,875
What?
869
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:12,177
[mumbles]
870
00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:13,178
What did he say?
871
00:40:13,211 --> 00:40:16,114
He said, "Leap and a net
will appear, my ass."
872
00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:17,816
Oh, God.
I'm so sorry.
873
00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:19,184
Here, here, here.
Here's some tea.
874
00:40:19,217 --> 00:40:20,519
S-s-southeast barrier.
875
00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:21,787
Southeast barrier?
What about it?
876
00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:22,921
Her body--
877
00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:25,090
That's where
he dumped her.
878
00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,758
He told you that?
No.
879
00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:29,060
Kelp.
Bull kelp.
880
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:31,229
It was on his anchor.
881
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:34,600
It was still wet
from the b-barrier.
882
00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:37,168
Okay, we'll get some divers
out there straight away.
883
00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:39,237
This is Disher.
884
00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,807
We need divers out
at the southeast barrier.
885
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,610
(Natalie)
Sorry, sorry.
886
00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:46,778
Sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
887
00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:48,213
I'm sorry
about the net thing.
888
00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:58,056
[sighs]
889
00:40:58,089 --> 00:41:02,027
[humming]
890
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:02,961
Oh!
891
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:06,932
[sighs heavily]
892
00:41:06,965 --> 00:41:09,000
[phone rings]
893
00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,971
Yeah?
894
00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:15,841
(Linda on phone)
It's next to the refrigerator.
895
00:41:15,874 --> 00:41:20,646
[mysterious music]
896
00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:23,148
The other side.
897
00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:27,218
*
898
00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:28,654
Thank you.
899
00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:33,124
See you
around the neighborhood.
900
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,125
[chuckles]
901
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,795
I guess you will.
902
00:41:44,636 --> 00:41:46,738
All right.
903
00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:49,775
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