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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,090 --> 00:00:04,683 ["DECK THE HALLS"] 2 00:00:04,864 --> 00:00:07,216 ? ? 3 00:00:07,217 --> 00:00:09,719 So this year, we're cute little Christmas orphans. 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:13,056 My dad decided to close down the Christmas tree farm early, 5 00:00:13,057 --> 00:00:14,206 you know, and he's spending Christmas 6 00:00:14,207 --> 00:00:15,558 with Jessie and her family. 7 00:00:15,559 --> 00:00:18,210 And ever since the divorce, my mom is the Grinch. 8 00:00:18,211 --> 00:00:19,378 - [CHUCKLES] - Yeah, and my nan 9 00:00:19,379 --> 00:00:22,214 is livin' la vida loco down in Mexico. 10 00:00:22,215 --> 00:00:24,458 And we get to make new traditions, like, for example, 11 00:00:24,459 --> 00:00:26,961 the Great Christmas Sleep-in. 12 00:00:26,962 --> 00:00:28,600 The goal is basically to sleep through the whole thing. 13 00:00:28,602 --> 00:00:30,907 But this year, I'm actually going to bravely 14 00:00:30,908 --> 00:00:32,800 - hand my win over to Shrub... - Yeah! 15 00:00:32,801 --> 00:00:33,818 Because at 3:00 p.m., 16 00:00:33,819 --> 00:00:36,531 Columbus Crew has an exhibition game. 17 00:00:36,533 --> 00:00:37,615 I'm really excited. 18 00:00:37,617 --> 00:00:39,231 - Columbus Crew for life! - Oh! 19 00:00:39,232 --> 00:00:40,975 - Ugh! - [BALL CRASHES] 20 00:00:40,976 --> 00:00:44,403 - Ooh. - Goal! 21 00:00:44,404 --> 00:00:47,481 ? ? 22 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:51,343 ? Deck the halls with boughs of holly ? 23 00:00:52,504 --> 00:00:55,581 ? Deck the halls with boughs of holly ? 24 00:00:55,582 --> 00:00:59,102 ? Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ? 25 00:00:59,103 --> 00:01:00,678 Ah, yay! 26 00:01:00,679 --> 00:01:02,330 Exciting. OK, look. 27 00:01:02,331 --> 00:01:03,998 I'll see you at the auditions tomorrow. 28 00:01:03,999 --> 00:01:06,066 - OK. - Barbie-Shop Quartet. 29 00:01:08,779 --> 00:01:10,354 So last Christmas, I was kicked out 30 00:01:10,355 --> 00:01:11,689 of the Pompano Christmas Caroles. 31 00:01:11,690 --> 00:01:13,507 That's Caroles with an E-S because two of the women 32 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,767 in the group were named Carole. 33 00:01:15,768 --> 00:01:17,102 They claimed I was pitchy. 34 00:01:17,103 --> 00:01:19,180 But I think they were just jealous. 35 00:01:19,181 --> 00:01:20,790 - [HUMMING] - Flatch is my chance 36 00:01:20,791 --> 00:01:22,516 to start over in every way. 37 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,443 So I'm creating my own caroling group, 38 00:01:24,444 --> 00:01:25,870 the Barbie-Shop Quartet. 39 00:01:25,871 --> 00:01:27,964 [LAUGHS] Oh, who's caroling now, 40 00:01:27,965 --> 00:01:29,690 Carole and Carole, hmm? 41 00:01:29,691 --> 00:01:31,116 So we're actually getting ourselves 42 00:01:31,117 --> 00:01:32,376 the best present ever: 43 00:01:32,377 --> 00:01:36,030 our all-time favorite Columbus Crew player. 44 00:01:36,031 --> 00:01:37,456 Derrick Etienne, Jr... 45 00:01:37,457 --> 00:01:39,049 - [AIR HORN PLAYING ON PHONE] - [MIMICKING AIR HORN] 46 00:01:39,050 --> 00:01:40,459 Is maybe coming to Flatch. 47 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:42,203 So basically, he was supposed to do an appearance 48 00:01:42,204 --> 00:01:44,313 tomorrow in Brighton at a toy drive, OK? 49 00:01:44,314 --> 00:01:46,465 But there's a snowstorm, a really, really bad one. 50 00:01:46,466 --> 00:01:48,209 Show 'em the tweet. Or the... 51 00:01:48,210 --> 00:01:49,734 - Facebook, Facebook. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 52 00:01:50,487 --> 00:01:51,803 "Sorry Brighton! 53 00:01:51,804 --> 00:01:53,047 "All flights are grounded. 54 00:01:53,048 --> 00:01:54,048 - "Keep on kicking!" - Kicking. 55 00:01:54,049 --> 00:01:55,065 [LAUGHS] 56 00:01:55,066 --> 00:01:56,475 Like, kicking, but also, like, kicking. 57 00:01:56,476 --> 00:01:57,827 Soccer pun. I mean, he's hilarious. 58 00:01:57,828 --> 00:01:59,086 - Genius. - But anyway, 59 00:01:59,087 --> 00:02:00,721 so I slid into his DMs, sexy style... 60 00:02:00,722 --> 00:02:02,890 Kidding... and I was just sort of like, "Hey, 61 00:02:02,891 --> 00:02:05,409 you should come to the toy drive in Flatch instead." 62 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:07,819 And then, you know, I told him Flatch has a bunch of orphans, 63 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:09,397 and I sent documentation. 64 00:02:09,398 --> 00:02:11,198 OK, less Piglet, more Eeyore, you know what I mean? 65 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,658 Sadder, sadder. Look, like this. 66 00:02:12,659 --> 00:02:13,901 [ALL MOANING] 67 00:02:13,902 --> 00:02:15,069 You're... no, next. 68 00:02:15,070 --> 00:02:17,180 And the truth is, we do have orphans, OK? 69 00:02:17,181 --> 00:02:18,330 - Shrub. - Um... 70 00:02:18,331 --> 00:02:20,332 You are. Nan and your mom, where are they? 71 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:21,333 Nowhere to be found. 72 00:02:21,334 --> 00:02:23,001 Dad, no one knows him, OK? 73 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:24,428 So you're like little Tiny Tim... 74 00:02:24,429 --> 00:02:26,004 - No. - Except Tiny Little Shrub. 75 00:02:26,005 --> 00:02:28,098 No... well, my dad is, like, somewhere, 76 00:02:28,298 --> 00:02:30,558 so it's not like I'm, like, an actual orphan. 77 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,953 No, the point is, anyone can be an orphan 78 00:02:32,954 --> 00:02:34,288 under the right circumstances. 79 00:02:34,289 --> 00:02:37,808 Ugh, this egg retrieval cannot come soon enough. 80 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:40,811 I'm so swollen, even my nap dresses are tight. 81 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:43,072 You're still driving me to my appointment, right? 82 00:02:43,073 --> 00:02:44,648 I didn't forget. 83 00:02:44,649 --> 00:02:47,134 And neither did our children, 84 00:02:47,135 --> 00:02:48,393 Jasper and Matilda. 85 00:02:48,394 --> 00:02:49,803 Oh, my God, what are those? 86 00:02:49,804 --> 00:02:51,805 I found this website where you can upload a photo 87 00:02:51,806 --> 00:02:53,749 and it generates images of your kids. 88 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:56,310 One's a boy, and one's a girl, just not the ones you think. 89 00:02:56,311 --> 00:02:58,737 Well, what photo of mine did you use? 90 00:02:58,738 --> 00:03:00,405 I used the one of us at the A-Men meet and greet 91 00:03:00,406 --> 00:03:01,573 at the Mall of America. 92 00:03:01,574 --> 00:03:03,259 Well, Joe, that photo should be burned. 93 00:03:03,260 --> 00:03:04,409 Look at my hair. 94 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:06,503 Look at mine, with frosted tips. 95 00:03:06,504 --> 00:03:09,722 It was at its peak, just like my career at the time. 96 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:12,584 Welcome to the auditions 97 00:03:12,585 --> 00:03:15,012 for Flatch's very own Barbie-Shop Quartet. 98 00:03:15,013 --> 00:03:16,330 - Barb. - Yeah? 99 00:03:16,331 --> 00:03:17,606 How do we want to do this? 100 00:03:17,607 --> 00:03:18,924 Want me just to wait over here while you choose 101 00:03:18,925 --> 00:03:20,017 the other two singers, or... 102 00:03:20,018 --> 00:03:21,110 Eh, what? 103 00:03:21,111 --> 00:03:22,836 - No, I'm teasing, teasing. - Oh, OK. 104 00:03:22,837 --> 00:03:25,931 Although I was a professional singer for money. 105 00:03:25,932 --> 00:03:28,676 Right. Here we go. And... 106 00:03:28,677 --> 00:03:30,360 [PLAYS NOTE] 107 00:03:30,361 --> 00:03:32,529 ALL: ? Joy to the world ? 108 00:03:32,530 --> 00:03:35,273 ? The Lord has come ? 109 00:03:35,274 --> 00:03:40,204 ? Let Earth receive her king ? 110 00:03:40,205 --> 00:03:45,375 ? Let every heart prepare him room ? 111 00:03:45,376 --> 00:03:47,970 ? And heaven and nature sing ? 112 00:03:47,971 --> 00:03:50,380 ? And heaven and nature sing ? 113 00:03:50,381 --> 00:03:55,202 ? And heaven, heaven and nature sing. ? 114 00:03:55,203 --> 00:03:58,372 - [VOCALIZING] - Wow! 115 00:03:58,373 --> 00:04:00,374 You guys, the pipes on you. 116 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:03,210 But three of you, oh, really jingled my bells. 117 00:04:03,211 --> 00:04:04,970 Mandy. Nadine. 118 00:04:04,971 --> 00:04:05,971 [LAUGHS] 119 00:04:05,972 --> 00:04:07,214 - Dylan. - Wh... 120 00:04:07,215 --> 00:04:09,975 Congratulations, welcome to the quartet. 121 00:04:09,976 --> 00:04:11,994 I'm confused. 122 00:04:11,995 --> 00:04:13,237 Was I off-key? 123 00:04:13,238 --> 00:04:14,555 No, it's just... you were good. 124 00:04:14,556 --> 00:04:15,556 They were better. 125 00:04:15,557 --> 00:04:18,483 I'm sorry, but no, Joe and June. 126 00:04:18,484 --> 00:04:20,169 - [GASPS] - Thank you for coming, though. 127 00:04:20,170 --> 00:04:21,170 Appreciate it. 128 00:04:21,171 --> 00:04:22,654 [MOANS] 129 00:04:22,655 --> 00:04:23,731 Bye. 130 00:04:23,732 --> 00:04:24,881 Hmm. 131 00:04:26,768 --> 00:04:28,919 I know Kelly is, like, super into us 132 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:30,328 being Christmas orphans, 133 00:04:30,329 --> 00:04:33,349 but turns out, I am not actually a Tiny Tim. 134 00:04:33,350 --> 00:04:36,243 I've been doing some cyber-sleuthing on le Google, 135 00:04:36,244 --> 00:04:37,686 being all Sherlock Homey. 136 00:04:37,687 --> 00:04:40,097 Anyway, big news: 137 00:04:40,098 --> 00:04:43,359 apparently, there are 23 Mallet men 138 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,918 within a 500-mile radius. 139 00:04:44,919 --> 00:04:47,087 21 of those were assigned male at birth. 140 00:04:47,088 --> 00:04:51,425 And of those 21, 13 match the age range of my dad. 141 00:04:51,426 --> 00:04:54,853 So orphan that. 142 00:04:54,854 --> 00:04:56,434 Not so tiny now, am I? 143 00:04:56,436 --> 00:04:57,522 No. No way. 144 00:04:57,523 --> 00:04:58,541 - What? - No way. 145 00:04:58,542 --> 00:04:59,933 No, Kelly, no. 146 00:04:59,934 --> 00:05:02,269 Derrick freaking Etienne is coming to Flatch. 147 00:05:02,270 --> 00:05:04,696 Oh, my God, dude, that's a blue check. 148 00:05:04,697 --> 00:05:06,364 Oh, my God, that's really him. 149 00:05:06,365 --> 00:05:08,609 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 150 00:05:08,610 --> 00:05:10,468 We have to throw a toy drive by tomorrow. 151 00:05:20,455 --> 00:05:22,806 Barb, missed you. 152 00:05:22,807 --> 00:05:24,400 So I can't work today. 153 00:05:24,401 --> 00:05:26,627 Sorry ahead of time. It'll never happen again. 154 00:05:26,628 --> 00:05:28,962 But I'm throwing a spontaneous toy drive. 155 00:05:28,963 --> 00:05:30,055 - [GASPS] - And, you know, 156 00:05:30,056 --> 00:05:31,222 unrelated, I was wondering if you... 157 00:05:31,223 --> 00:05:32,633 You know, you're a giving gal... 158 00:05:32,634 --> 00:05:35,502 If you want to give any of these toys to me... 159 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,413 - Oh. - Just for a donation. 160 00:05:37,414 --> 00:05:39,139 Mm-kay. You know what? 161 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:41,584 A toy drive is a great idea, Kel. 162 00:05:41,585 --> 00:05:43,477 It's exactly the kind of positive PR 163 00:05:43,478 --> 00:05:45,312 we need to bring in the Butter Bus Museum 164 00:05:45,313 --> 00:05:48,406 and just happens to be the perfect time to debut 165 00:05:48,407 --> 00:05:50,092 the Barbie-Shop Quartet. 166 00:05:50,093 --> 00:05:51,652 Yeah, we'll talk about that later. 167 00:05:51,653 --> 00:05:53,487 I just really hope I can get it done in a day, you know? 168 00:05:53,488 --> 00:05:55,172 - I'm kind of nervous. - Look at me. 169 00:05:55,173 --> 00:05:57,582 What kind of melon do you want to be, 170 00:05:57,583 --> 00:06:00,351 a "can't-aloupe" or a "honey-do"? 171 00:06:02,755 --> 00:06:04,939 Yeah, you're gonna figure this out. 172 00:06:08,186 --> 00:06:10,354 [SIGHS] 173 00:06:10,355 --> 00:06:11,839 I just don't get it. 174 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,616 How can the winner of a Daytime Grammy 175 00:06:13,617 --> 00:06:15,100 not make it into the quartet? 176 00:06:15,101 --> 00:06:18,362 Joe, I really need to finish writing this article. 177 00:06:18,363 --> 00:06:20,197 Should I appeal the decision, 178 00:06:20,198 --> 00:06:21,698 have Carson Daly vouch for me? 179 00:06:21,699 --> 00:06:23,942 You know, you'd be surprised how much pull he still has. 180 00:06:23,943 --> 00:06:26,111 You know, it sounds exactly like when you tried 181 00:06:26,112 --> 00:06:27,688 to get A-Men back together. 182 00:06:27,689 --> 00:06:29,298 Look how that turned out. 183 00:06:29,299 --> 00:06:30,706 Yeah, you're right. 184 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:34,119 So you're saying I should start my own caroling group. 185 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,196 No, I am saying that you should 186 00:06:36,197 --> 00:06:38,140 lick your wounds and move on. 187 00:06:38,141 --> 00:06:39,366 You are a pastor at a church. 188 00:06:39,367 --> 00:06:40,868 You get to perform every Sunday. 189 00:06:40,869 --> 00:06:45,296 That's true, which is why I'm perfect for the quartet. 190 00:06:45,297 --> 00:06:46,874 [SIGHS] 191 00:06:46,875 --> 00:06:50,711 ? Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock ? 192 00:06:50,712 --> 00:06:51,819 ? Jing... ? 193 00:06:53,806 --> 00:06:55,883 See ya. 194 00:06:55,884 --> 00:06:58,309 Ugh, I lost my train of thought. 195 00:06:58,310 --> 00:07:02,239 OK, who wants to meet Derrick Etienne? 196 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,573 - Me. - Yes, exactly, 197 00:07:03,574 --> 00:07:05,392 Columbus Crew legend, feet of an angel. 198 00:07:05,393 --> 00:07:06,743 This could change your life, OK? 199 00:07:06,744 --> 00:07:08,578 And all you need to do is one thing. 200 00:07:08,579 --> 00:07:11,990 Tomorrow come to the toy drive at the town hall. 201 00:07:11,991 --> 00:07:14,401 BYOT, bring your own toy. 202 00:07:14,402 --> 00:07:15,736 Where are we supposed to get a toy? 203 00:07:15,737 --> 00:07:17,237 OK, totally fine, totally fine. 204 00:07:17,238 --> 00:07:18,422 Shrub and I are gonna handle the toys. 205 00:07:18,423 --> 00:07:20,908 Be there tomorrow. You get $5 each. 206 00:07:20,909 --> 00:07:23,076 - Kelly, we don't have... - Yes, I have it. 207 00:07:23,077 --> 00:07:24,502 And most importantly, 208 00:07:24,503 --> 00:07:27,080 your parents are dead just for tomorrow. 209 00:07:27,081 --> 00:07:28,598 But it hurts, and you miss them. 210 00:07:28,599 --> 00:07:31,251 Dude, dude, dude, I think I just found my dad 211 00:07:31,252 --> 00:07:34,254 or a Lloyd Mallet that is a lawyer in Ithaca 212 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:35,439 who literally has a picture of him 213 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:37,925 with a mallet on his website. 214 00:07:37,926 --> 00:07:39,809 Literally insane. 215 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:42,612 Well, actually, technically, that is a gavel. 216 00:07:42,613 --> 00:07:44,781 But that's just a mallet that's dignified, you know? 217 00:07:44,782 --> 00:07:46,542 Just like him, my dad. 218 00:07:46,543 --> 00:07:48,711 God, that resemblance is uncanny. 219 00:07:48,712 --> 00:07:50,103 Anyway, he emailed me, 220 00:07:50,104 --> 00:07:52,622 and he says he wants to meet for a Zoom tomorrow. 221 00:07:52,623 --> 00:07:53,957 And I just cannot tell Kelly right now, 222 00:07:53,958 --> 00:07:55,943 because, you know, I just feel like it'd be rude, 223 00:07:55,944 --> 00:07:57,945 especially this time of year, to be like, 224 00:07:57,946 --> 00:08:00,872 "Hey, my dad is this crazy incredible lawyer, 225 00:08:00,873 --> 00:08:02,707 "and your dad is... 226 00:08:02,708 --> 00:08:03,875 your dad." 227 00:08:03,876 --> 00:08:06,636 ALL: ? We wish you a merry Christmas ? 228 00:08:06,637 --> 00:08:08,789 ? We wish you a merry Christmas ? 229 00:08:08,790 --> 00:08:10,566 ? We wish you a merry Christmas ? 230 00:08:10,567 --> 00:08:12,976 ? And a happy New Year ? 231 00:08:12,977 --> 00:08:16,888 ? Year ? 232 00:08:16,889 --> 00:08:18,966 ? And I can go low ? 233 00:08:18,967 --> 00:08:19,983 - [SIGHS] - ? Baritone ? 234 00:08:19,984 --> 00:08:21,318 Joe, what are you doing here? 235 00:08:21,319 --> 00:08:22,803 Well, I just wanted to give you another chance. 236 00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:24,304 I can still join the group, no hard feelings. 237 00:08:24,305 --> 00:08:25,581 Oh, OK, well, I appreciate that, 238 00:08:25,582 --> 00:08:27,641 but we only have four costumes. 239 00:08:27,642 --> 00:08:28,992 Don't take this the wrong way, Barb, 240 00:08:28,993 --> 00:08:31,995 but how much music experience do you actually have? 241 00:08:31,996 --> 00:08:33,313 Oh, my God, Joe! 242 00:08:33,314 --> 00:08:35,148 You cannot be part of the quartet, OK? 243 00:08:35,149 --> 00:08:36,833 It's four people, quartet. 244 00:08:36,834 --> 00:08:38,260 Backspin. 245 00:08:38,261 --> 00:08:39,744 - What are we doing? - No, don't do this. 246 00:08:39,745 --> 00:08:41,655 - Joe, don't do that. - Get up. Get up. 247 00:08:41,656 --> 00:08:42,727 - Don't, uh-uh. - Get up. 248 00:08:42,729 --> 00:08:43,824 Hey. 249 00:08:43,825 --> 00:08:47,344 ? I was just trying to do them a favor ? 250 00:08:47,345 --> 00:08:50,163 Barb, should we just let Joe in the group? 251 00:08:50,164 --> 00:08:51,498 He's pretty good. 252 00:08:51,499 --> 00:08:54,610 Yeah, it seems really important to him, for some reason. 253 00:08:54,611 --> 00:08:56,111 - Well, you know what? - [SCOFFS] 254 00:08:56,112 --> 00:08:57,687 Clearly it's not important to you, 255 00:08:57,688 --> 00:08:59,189 'cause you don't respect my decisions. 256 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,432 I mean, would you rather have Father Joe instead of me? 257 00:09:01,433 --> 00:09:02,618 Well, I think what she was saying was, 258 00:09:02,619 --> 00:09:04,269 we're just doing this for fun. 259 00:09:04,270 --> 00:09:05,287 And it will be fun. It is fun. 260 00:09:05,288 --> 00:09:06,680 Just start singing. 261 00:09:06,681 --> 00:09:09,274 We have one day! Let's go! Start singing. 262 00:09:09,275 --> 00:09:10,793 ALL: ? We wish you a merry Christmas ? 263 00:09:10,794 --> 00:09:12,443 ? We wish you a merry Christmas ? 264 00:09:12,444 --> 00:09:13,778 - ? We wish... ? - Faster, guys. 265 00:09:13,779 --> 00:09:15,372 COME ON. ALL: ? And a happy New Year ? 266 00:09:15,373 --> 00:09:16,632 ? We wish you a merry Christmas ? 267 00:09:16,633 --> 00:09:17,731 ? We wish you a merry Christmas ? 268 00:09:17,733 --> 00:09:19,026 Faster. Get the tempo, guys. 269 00:09:19,027 --> 00:09:21,361 - This is as fast as we can go! - OK, you know what? 270 00:09:21,362 --> 00:09:22,638 You have to be ready for anything. 271 00:09:22,639 --> 00:09:24,622 - Go! Sing! Sing! - Whoa! Whoa! 272 00:09:24,623 --> 00:09:25,699 Stay focused! 273 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:27,959 Oh, oh, hell no, I am not a dog. 274 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:31,204 You take your weird emotional issues out on somebody else. 275 00:09:31,205 --> 00:09:33,131 Well, you just have to be ready for anything. 276 00:09:33,132 --> 00:09:35,150 You don't know what's gonna happen. 277 00:09:35,151 --> 00:09:36,877 The hell? 278 00:09:36,878 --> 00:09:39,237 OK, does anybody else want to leave? 279 00:09:40,064 --> 00:09:42,232 I'm sorry. 280 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,401 What... what... hold on. 281 00:09:44,402 --> 00:09:45,735 You know you don't want to leave. 282 00:09:45,736 --> 00:09:47,237 Ugh! 283 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,497 I have been reverse Caroled. 284 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:52,392 [SUCKS TEETH] 285 00:09:52,393 --> 00:09:55,912 [BRIGHT MUSIC] 286 00:09:55,913 --> 00:09:57,414 OK, little orphans, look me in the eyes. 287 00:09:57,415 --> 00:09:59,583 OK, let's practice our reactions once again. 288 00:09:59,584 --> 00:10:01,401 You're gonna get the gift. You're gonna open it. 289 00:10:01,402 --> 00:10:02,660 You're shocked. You're surprised. 290 00:10:02,661 --> 00:10:04,571 You've never had one of these. You're touched. 291 00:10:04,572 --> 00:10:06,740 Maybe your eyes fill up with tears a little, OK? 292 00:10:06,741 --> 00:10:08,742 Make this the performance of a lifetime. 293 00:10:08,743 --> 00:10:10,668 - Merry Christmas, kids. - Mm. 294 00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:12,420 - Where are all your parents? - I'd love to say hi. 295 00:10:12,422 --> 00:10:13,522 We don't have parents. 296 00:10:13,523 --> 00:10:15,506 - We're orphans. - Shut it. 297 00:10:15,507 --> 00:10:17,508 Levi, I know for a fact you have parents. 298 00:10:17,509 --> 00:10:20,437 Hey, Joe-bo, can I talk to you for a second real quick? 299 00:10:20,438 --> 00:10:22,439 - Yeah. - This'll be quick and fun. 300 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:24,441 So I know we discussed a toy drive, 301 00:10:24,442 --> 00:10:25,942 and you loved the idea, 302 00:10:25,943 --> 00:10:27,870 and I just forgot to mention 303 00:10:27,871 --> 00:10:31,163 that we are also playing make-believe orphans. 304 00:10:31,165 --> 00:10:32,456 And I already know what you're gonna say: 305 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,291 "Who cares? It's for a good cause." 306 00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:36,052 And that's what I love about you. 307 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,887 No, I would not say that. 308 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:38,888 He's here. 309 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:39,889 Don't embarrass me. 310 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,940 Let me do the talking. 311 00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,568 Hey, you must be Kelly. 312 00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,322 Thank you for inviting me. 313 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,308 - [COUGHS] - Oh, God. 314 00:10:51,309 --> 00:10:53,477 - What's happening? - So are these the orphans? 315 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:54,496 Yeah, I got this. 316 00:10:54,497 --> 00:10:55,813 Uh... huh, hey... na... 317 00:10:55,814 --> 00:10:57,147 - Hey. - Hey, hey, 318 00:10:57,148 --> 00:11:00,818 welcome to the first annual Flatch toy drive. 319 00:11:00,819 --> 00:11:04,004 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 320 00:11:06,842 --> 00:11:10,069 Christmas is a very important time for me. 321 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,904 You know, I remember performing with A-Men 322 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,590 at the Christmas concert in Times Square. 323 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,425 Let Derrick Etienne talk. 324 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,910 Yeah. 325 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:18,948 Whoo! 326 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:20,688 Thank you guys for the generosity. 327 00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,598 Let's make sure that these brave kids 328 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,841 have a special Christmas. 329 00:11:23,842 --> 00:11:25,585 Aw. What? 330 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:27,754 That is so sweet. 331 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,105 ? Silent night ? 332 00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,424 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 333 00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,593 Here you go. 334 00:11:33,594 --> 00:11:35,019 ? Holy night ? 335 00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,037 Open them! 336 00:11:36,038 --> 00:11:37,280 They're really bad at opening them 337 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:39,189 'cause they have never had gifts before. 338 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:41,768 ? All is calm ? 339 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,027 - There you go. - Whoa! 340 00:11:43,028 --> 00:11:45,863 Vintage cell phone! All right! 341 00:11:45,864 --> 00:11:46,939 She loves to cook. 342 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,198 You love to cook, right? 343 00:11:48,199 --> 00:11:50,842 'Cause someday you'll start your own family. 344 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:57,041 Perfect. Looks great. 345 00:11:57,042 --> 00:11:59,209 Derrick, hi. 346 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:01,120 Sorry about my mouth earlier. 347 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,064 But I just think you're the coolest. 348 00:12:03,065 --> 00:12:04,732 And my dad is a huge fan too. 349 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:05,808 Oh, yeah? Is he here. 350 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,310 No? He couldn't make it. 351 00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:09,904 He's in Kentucky with his new family, 352 00:12:09,905 --> 00:12:11,297 making a turducken. 353 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,057 Oh. Those things are impossible. 354 00:12:13,058 --> 00:12:15,392 I know. New families are so hard, right? Like... 355 00:12:15,393 --> 00:12:17,637 I was talking about the turducken. 356 00:12:17,638 --> 00:12:19,581 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 357 00:12:19,582 --> 00:12:20,823 I know it too. 358 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,308 Smile. Smile. 359 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:24,143 Hey, something's wrong here. 360 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,978 [GASPS] Is it a onion? 361 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,980 Oh, my God. 362 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,591 Thank God. 363 00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:31,984 I'm so hungry. 364 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,320 OK, I don't know wh... 365 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:37,014 Kelly, I think I know what's going on. 366 00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:41,177 This town doesn't have enough money to buy toys. 367 00:12:41,178 --> 00:12:43,830 So I'll write a check out my own savings, 368 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,939 and we'll get these orphans some real presents. 369 00:12:48,444 --> 00:12:49,927 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 370 00:12:49,928 --> 00:12:52,505 OK, here goes nothing. 371 00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:54,449 - [LINE RINGING] - He told me to call at 2:00, 372 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:56,241 so here we go. 373 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,769 Hey, Dad. 374 00:12:58,770 --> 00:12:59,862 It's me. 375 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,864 It's Shrub... or Lloyd. 376 00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,699 Hello, other Lloyd. 377 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,109 Let's be brief. 378 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:07,778 Give me your address, and I will send you $500. 379 00:13:07,779 --> 00:13:09,021 [LAUGHING] What? 380 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,873 OK. Thank you, Dad. 381 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:13,042 In return, you will sign an agreement 382 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,969 never to contact me or my family again. 383 00:13:17,288 --> 00:13:19,289 I'm sorry it has to be this way. 384 00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:21,200 But I had the one affair 17 years ago, 385 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,960 and my wife still does not know about it. 386 00:13:22,961 --> 00:13:24,537 It would kill her. 387 00:13:24,538 --> 00:13:25,554 Wait. 388 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,039 That guy can't be my dad. 389 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,708 Think about it. I'm not 17. 390 00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,726 But he was, like, super pushy about getting my address, 391 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,152 so I gave it to him. 392 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:36,215 Back to square one, I guess. 393 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,566 What's the name of the charity? 394 00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,068 Uh... you know, Derrick, 395 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,220 you really do not have to do this. 396 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,871 Please, I want to, for the kids. 397 00:13:44,983 --> 00:13:46,742 I have to tell you something. 398 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,153 This isn't a real toy drive, 399 00:13:49,154 --> 00:13:50,897 and the kids aren't orphans. 400 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,990 I paid them to be here. 401 00:13:52,991 --> 00:13:54,175 Why would you do that? 402 00:13:54,176 --> 00:13:57,069 It was wrong. I know it was wrong. 403 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,846 You know, sometimes players flop, right, 404 00:13:58,847 --> 00:14:01,590 or, like, fake an injury to get a penalty kick. 405 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,242 So maybe this was my flop. 406 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:05,428 Not all of us can be Derrick Etienne. 407 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,504 Remember when you bent that lethal curler kick 408 00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:09,339 and won the 2020 MLS Cup 409 00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:10,933 or when you scored back-to-back goals 410 00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:13,177 in an epic comeback against Chicago? 411 00:14:13,178 --> 00:14:15,087 I just think you're the GOAT. I do. 412 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,772 No, you know what? I think you're the GOAT SAM. 413 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:20,034 I MADE THAT UP: greatest of all time, space, and multiverse. 414 00:14:20,035 --> 00:14:23,353 And I had to flop so I could meet you. 415 00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:25,765 I'm sorry. 416 00:14:25,766 --> 00:14:27,950 Well, I appreciate the compliment. 417 00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,603 But I was actually trying to help people today. 418 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:34,941 I mean, I know you made someone's Christmas better 419 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,776 just by showing up. 420 00:14:36,777 --> 00:14:38,444 'Cause some people didn't. 421 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,204 And watching you play soccer 422 00:14:40,205 --> 00:14:42,131 makes people so happy, you know? 423 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,875 Like, not just orphans but real estate moguls 424 00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:46,469 who have pontoon boats 425 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,896 and miss their families on the holidays, 426 00:14:48,897 --> 00:14:50,473 just a random example. 427 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:51,882 Hey. 428 00:14:51,883 --> 00:14:53,067 Where's the rest of the quartet? 429 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:54,961 They quit. It's a one-tet now, 430 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,220 so the performance is canceled. 431 00:14:56,221 --> 00:14:57,405 Oh, I'm sorry. 432 00:14:57,406 --> 00:14:59,315 - Oh, it's fine. - I'm used to people bailing. 433 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,984 Hashtag Burt, hashtag my wig stylist. 434 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,393 Yeah, it's better to be on your own. 435 00:15:03,394 --> 00:15:05,729 That way, people can't disappoint you. 436 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,139 Well, it sounds like you've got 437 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:11,419 some good old-fashioned holiday depression there, Barb. 438 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:13,980 You know, but now Joe can lead the group 439 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,314 and be the star. 440 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,241 Oh, I don't know why he cares so much. 441 00:15:17,242 --> 00:15:19,910 I mean, yeah, when we met, he was a teen idol. 442 00:15:19,911 --> 00:15:21,078 I was his number one fan. 443 00:15:21,079 --> 00:15:22,671 But that was so long ago, you know? 444 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,264 Yeah, for one of you. 445 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:27,918 I get it. 446 00:15:27,919 --> 00:15:30,329 It's hard to let go of the fantasy. 447 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:33,182 Are you talking about his fantasy or mine? 448 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,925 That's for you to figure out, honey. 449 00:15:34,926 --> 00:15:36,836 I got enough crazy going on in this head of mine 450 00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:37,852 as it is. 451 00:15:38,781 --> 00:15:41,072 That's why it's better that Barb fly solo. 452 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,104 Oh, my God. 453 00:15:47,105 --> 00:15:48,697 Oh, my God, brilliant. 454 00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,791 What? 455 00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:51,208 I'm going solo. 456 00:15:52,277 --> 00:15:53,610 [SIGHS] Hi, everybody. 457 00:15:53,611 --> 00:15:56,856 Obviously there is no Barbie-Shop Quartet today, 458 00:15:56,857 --> 00:15:58,874 but you cannot wait for other people 459 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,450 to give you what you want. 460 00:16:00,451 --> 00:16:02,452 You just got to go out there and get it. 461 00:16:02,453 --> 00:16:04,305 So I am still gonna sing for you. 462 00:16:04,306 --> 00:16:05,973 [CLEARS THROAT] Just Barb. 463 00:16:05,974 --> 00:16:08,534 Whoo! I like it, just Barb. 464 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:09,960 Go, Barb! 465 00:16:09,961 --> 00:16:12,538 ? Da-da-da ? 466 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,482 ? Ooh, ah, ooh, ah ? 467 00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:16,317 - This is weird. - And sad. 468 00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:20,195 ? Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock ? 469 00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:23,049 - ? Jingle bell... ? - Let's go. 470 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,550 ? Jingle... ? 471 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:28,478 ? Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring ? 472 00:16:28,479 --> 00:16:33,242 ? Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square ? 473 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:36,486 ALL: ? In the frosty air ? 474 00:16:36,487 --> 00:16:38,581 ? What a bright time ? 475 00:16:38,582 --> 00:16:40,749 ? It's the right time ? 476 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:44,403 ? To rock the night away ? 477 00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:49,575 ? Jingle bell time is a swell time ? 478 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:53,003 ? To go riding in a one-horse sleigh ? 479 00:16:53,004 --> 00:16:57,049 ? Giddy up, jingle horse, pick up your feet ? 480 00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,175 ? Hoo ? 481 00:16:58,176 --> 00:17:00,586 ALL: ? Jingle around the clock ? 482 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,029 ? Yeah ? 483 00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:05,441 ALL: ? Mix and mingle in the jingling beat ? 484 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,442 ? Jingle, jingle ? 485 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:08,018 ALL: ? That's the jingle bell ? 486 00:17:08,019 --> 00:17:10,112 ? That's the jingle bell ? 487 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:12,615 ? That's the jingle ? 488 00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,316 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 489 00:17:14,317 --> 00:17:18,120 ALL: ? We wish you a merry Christmas ? 490 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:21,807 ? and a happy New Year ? 491 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:24,701 ? Jingle bell rock ? 492 00:17:24,702 --> 00:17:26,370 [APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER] 493 00:17:26,371 --> 00:17:27,463 Thank you. 494 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:28,555 Yeah, Barb! 495 00:17:31,952 --> 00:17:33,394 I fell for Joe when I was young. 496 00:17:33,395 --> 00:17:35,854 I thought we'd grow and change together. 497 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:42,461 He's still the same guy I fell in love with on that stage. 498 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,296 [SIGHS] 499 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,406 I think maybe I've changed. 500 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,971 I'm not that girl anymore. 501 00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:53,139 Look, I know we have to go, 502 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,365 but can you give me, like, ten minutes 503 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,808 to see if we have an encore in us? 504 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:58,452 Joe, I am going to my appointment alone. 505 00:17:58,453 --> 00:17:59,502 What? Why? 506 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,648 Let's talk about it later. 507 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,049 No, let's talk about it now. 508 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,503 I can't do this with you, 509 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,578 any of this. 510 00:18:08,579 --> 00:18:09,764 I've been trying. 511 00:18:09,765 --> 00:18:11,323 I really have. 512 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,267 But I just can't get there. 513 00:18:13,268 --> 00:18:17,346 I don't feel the way I used to, and that is not fair to you. 514 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:20,942 You, you are going to be an amazing dad someday 515 00:18:20,943 --> 00:18:22,835 to little Jasper and Melinda. 516 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:23,945 Matilda. 517 00:18:23,946 --> 00:18:26,988 But that is your future, not mine. 518 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:30,785 - Cheryl. - I can't be late, Joe. 519 00:18:30,786 --> 00:18:32,953 I'm very sorry. 520 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:41,687 [DOOR CLICKS OPEN AND SHUT] 521 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,647 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 522 00:18:43,648 --> 00:18:45,340 No interviews right now. 523 00:18:51,622 --> 00:18:52,881 I think we should make this 524 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,187 a regular thing with, like, weekly rehearsals. 525 00:18:54,189 --> 00:18:56,245 Well, how do I know you guys aren't gonna bail on me again? 526 00:18:56,247 --> 00:18:58,312 - We didn't bail on you. - You pushed us away. 527 00:18:58,313 --> 00:19:00,297 You're not allowed to push people away in Flatch 528 00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:03,007 or hurl ornaments at their perfect noses. 529 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,451 Yeah, we'll always be here. 530 00:19:04,452 --> 00:19:07,346 Standing outside your window, watching you drink boxed wine. 531 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,439 Well, that's really creepy. 532 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,850 - Yeah. - But thank you. 533 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,418 It's very sweet. Come here. 534 00:19:14,537 --> 00:19:16,463 So Derrick and I thought of a new way 535 00:19:16,464 --> 00:19:18,040 that we can still help out charity. 536 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:21,209 Basically he's gonna autograph all the junk we wrapped, 537 00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:23,211 and we're gonna auction it off to raise money 538 00:19:23,212 --> 00:19:25,806 for a local food kitchen. 539 00:19:25,807 --> 00:19:28,291 Guess how much this went for. 540 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:31,178 $41. [LAUGHS] 541 00:19:31,179 --> 00:19:33,797 3, 2, 1! 542 00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,541 [ALL SHOUTING] 543 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,301 Also, Derrick stayed to shoot penalty kicks with us. 544 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,136 Told you he was GOAT SAM. 545 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,730 OK, go, go, go, go, go. 546 00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:42,881 Ugh! 547 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,232 Did you see that? 548 00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:45,463 Shrub got that all on film, OK? 549 00:19:45,465 --> 00:19:46,987 I mean, this is gonna blow up on the internet, dude. 550 00:19:46,989 --> 00:19:48,144 - Yes. - And I don't know. 551 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,721 Derrick's kick might have left a mark. 552 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,814 Oh, yeah. 553 00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,890 [LAUGHS] 554 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:52,908 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 555 00:19:52,909 --> 00:19:55,335 Hey. How you feeling? 556 00:19:56,171 --> 00:19:58,379 Lighter. 557 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:03,551 Turns out, doing things solo doesn't mean being alone. 558 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,256 I got ya. 559 00:20:08,257 --> 00:20:12,001 ["DECK THE HALLS"] 560 00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:16,673 ? ? 561 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:17,841 [SMOOCHES] 562 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:20,252 Nan got us a really amazing gift basket. 563 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,771 She got us tequila and a Santa pi�ata. 564 00:20:22,772 --> 00:20:25,181 But it seems that it got smashed in the mail. 565 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,201 But that's actually kind of good, 566 00:20:27,202 --> 00:20:28,685 'cause that's where it was headed anyway. 567 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,520 Honestly, I feel like this is gonna be 568 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,097 my favorite Christmas, just 'cause we got to make 569 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,207 - a bunch of new traditions. - Mm. 570 00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,253 - Right? - Uh-huh. 571 00:20:34,255 --> 00:20:35,267 Oh, my God. 572 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,543 - Derrick reposted my video. - What? 573 00:20:36,544 --> 00:20:38,120 - Yeah. - I didn't know that. 574 00:20:38,121 --> 00:20:40,288 I know. I got, like, 38 new follows. 575 00:20:40,289 --> 00:20:42,774 Mostly bots, but there's this one guy Kevin. 576 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:46,220 He keeps messaging me, so it could be something. 577 00:20:46,221 --> 00:20:50,115 Hey, feliz Navidad, Nan. 578 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,243 Thanks for the gift. That was really sweet. 579 00:20:53,244 --> 00:20:56,788 Well, we threw a toy drive, and then... 580 00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,900 Well, I was kind of looking for my dad this week. 581 00:20:59,901 --> 00:21:04,296 No, dad, D-A-D. Yeah. 582 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:07,408 But I couldn't find him, so does it matter. 583 00:21:07,409 --> 00:21:09,651 ? Tried to forget ? 584 00:21:09,652 --> 00:21:11,578 ? 'Cause it's Christmastime ? 585 00:21:11,579 --> 00:21:13,472 What? 586 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,140 Nan says that if I'm looking for Dad 587 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,250 to look in the basement. 588 00:21:16,251 --> 00:21:18,234 But not like, you know, his physical body. 589 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,493 That would be terrifying. 590 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,739 [CHUCKLES] Dude, that's why I couldn't find him. 591 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,757 He changed his name 592 00:21:23,758 --> 00:21:25,817 to Lloyd Bush. 593 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,502 That's a pretty incredible Christmas present. 594 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:31,581 Oh, also, my fake dad sent me 500 bucks. 595 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,675 - Boo-yah! - ? Yeah, yeah ? 596 00:21:33,676 --> 00:21:35,327 ? The time is now ? 597 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:40,314 ? Because it's Christmas ? 598 00:21:40,364 --> 00:21:44,914 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42463

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