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{215}{282}(WONDERFUL WORLD PLAYING)
{4104}{4170}Albert! Albert!
{4305}{4375}Don't let him get away, Albert.
{4712}{4745}
{4780}{4826}Hey, boy, hey.
{4837}{4904}Go away.|Why don't you go play in the water?
{4905}{4980}Go chase the wind. Come on. Go away.|There's not room for both of us.
{4982}{5017}
{5019}{5084}Okay, you just stay right where you are.
{5223}{5295}Come on. Get off the blanket, will you?|I want to lie down.
{5297}{5345}Hey, lady, is this your horse?
{5347}{5398}He's a dog, and his name is Albert.
{5400}{5439}He's interested in new things.
{5441}{5526}- Well, I'm not a new thing.|- But to Albert you are.
{5536}{5594}Do you mind if I sit here a moment|on the sand?
{5596}{5639}It's not my sand. Sit anywhere you like.
{5645}{5704}Thank you.
{5750}{5799}The sand is grainy.
{5820}{5860}It usually is.
{5868}{5930}Do you mind if I sit on your blanket?
{5951}{5987}Help yourself.
{6109}{6182}Today, I feel like Alice.
{6197}{6231}That's nice.
{6232}{6271}- Yours?|- What?
{6272}{6321}- Your name.|- Greg Nolan.
{6332}{6361}- Married?|- Nope.
{6363}{6418}- Want to be?|- Not if I can help it.
{6420}{6512}I'll bet you're a marvelous lover.
{6514}{6581}I'm representing the United States|in the Olympics,
{6583}{6614}but I don't think I'll do too well.
{6616}{6651}Oh? Why not?
{6652}{6711}Mexico City. Too much altitude.
{6719}{6766}Would you like to train?
{6771}{6836}- For the Olympics?|- What else?
{6837}{6891}You come on pretty strong, don't you?
{6892}{6975}No. Not really.|It's just a theoretical question.
{7018}{7089}- But answer me.|- Restate the question.
{7091}{7150}Would you like to make love to me?
{7210}{7279}- In front of Albert?|- Don't you think I'm attractive?
{7280}{7356}- You're too much.|- How do you mean that?
{7358}{7418}You know, it's very difficult|being a beautiful woman.
{7420}{7475}Men just never leave you alone.
{7481}{7559}You won't believe this, baby,|but I'm leaving you alone.
{7560}{7604}- Do me a favor.|- What?
{7605}{7655}Come close to me.
{7675}{7720}Closer.
{7792}{7846}
{7958}{8007}- Well?|- Well, what?
{8027}{8068}Well, did you hear a nightingale?
{8070}{8155}Did the blood dash|against the distant shores of your heart?
{8156}{8185}Nope.
{8187}{8246}- What did you feel?|- Nothing.
{8248}{8272}Nothing?
{8274}{8325}- N-O-T-H...|- Sic him, Albert.
{8327}{8371}Hold it. Watch it, Albert.
{8373}{8444}- Down, boy. Call him off!|- Sic him, Albert!
{8502}{8544}Hey, maybe we should|practice some more.
{8546}{8587}- I'm sure we could work this out.|- Get him, Albert!
{8600}{8682}Hey, get away. Hey, lady.|Hold it, Albert, don't bite.
{8713}{8747}GREG: Down, boy.
{8755}{8793}Call him off.
{8796}{8846}
{8886}{8932}Get him out of here. Hey, wait a minute.
{8982}{9076}Move over this way a little bit, Albert.|I can't see your face.
{9146}{9200}Smile, Greg, darling.
{9209}{9287}I'll make you smile|if I ever get my hands on you.
{9338}{9418}Come on, dog. Get back. Hold it, Albert.
{9911}{9956}Come on, let's go home.
{9957}{10023}Hurry now, or we'll go without you.
{10027}{10064}
{10379}{10424}A person who does not know|when to come out of the water
{10426}{10480}should never be allowed in.
{10510}{10564}Come on. Let's go, Albert.
{10930}{10996}Come on in the john,|and we'll get those wet clothes off of you.
{10998}{11085}Oh, no, we won't.|I can take my own clothes off.
{11116}{11165}Bring him in here, Albert.
{11243}{11288}Watch it. Albert.
{11300}{11334}Thank you, Albert.
{11336}{11385}That's better.
{11437}{11492}Greg, you're burning up.
{11500}{11546}You've got to learn|to take care of yourself.
{11548}{11655}Look, if you really want to help,|go make me a hot buttered rum.
{11669}{11736}You've got to get out of these wet|clothes, so you won't freeze to death.
{11738}{11796}If you'll get out of here, I will.
{11804}{11848}Suit yourself.
{11978}{12066}Bring me your wet clothes,|and I'll put them in the dryer.
{12080}{12142}Hurry up. You're dripping on my floor.
{12257}{12308} Okay. Okay.
{12391}{12415}Here they are.
{12524}{12554}Here. Put these on.
{12556}{12615}- Where're you going?|- I'll be back in a minute.
{12630}{12657}Hey.
{12769}{12843}Nuts. Absolutely nuts.
{13105}{13147}
{13323}{13387}Hi, there. Here's your groceries.
{13388}{13419}- Thanks.|- Where's Suzie?
{13420}{13473}- Who?|- Suzie.
{13496}{13568}Who's Suzie?|Are you sure you got the right house?
{13570}{13630}Yeah, are you?
{13632}{13703}- Say hello to Suzie for me.|- Suzie?
{13705}{13789}Listen, tell her I'll try to get here|just a little earlier next time.
{13791}{13819}
{13886}{13930}- Bye-bye.|- Bye-bye.
{13954}{14000}Smart aleck kid.
{14108}{14143}Come on.
{14252}{14303}Albert? Want a roommate?
{14358}{14415}Albert says it's all right|if you sleep on his sofa.
{14416}{14456}Well, that's very nice of him.
{14458}{14524}Hey, look, there was some guy|that walked in here just now.
{14525}{14584}Greg, you're burning up.|Did you know that?
{14585}{14653}Yeah, and I think I'm seeing things, too.
{14704}{14757}- Is this yours?|- No.
{14759}{14819}- Albert's?|- Don't be silly.
{14852}{14907}- Open up.|- What's that?
{14908}{15012}Fast, fast, incredibly fast relief. Open wide.
{15020}{15044}
{15096}{15144}That's much better. Now, sit down.
{15152}{15186}Lie down and try to get some sleep.
{15188}{15250}Yeah, sure, sure.
{15287}{15332}Don't forget to put the groceries away.
{15339}{15395}What groceries?
{15398}{15438}Forget it.
{15507}{15541}Good night.
{15567}{15602}Night, Albert.
{16233}{16283}
{17079}{17123}Well, and how are we today?
{17124}{17164}Oh, great. Just great.
{17166}{17190}What are you doing down there?
{17192}{17239}You'd be much more comfortable|on the sofa.
{17240}{17293}I was just thinking the same thing.
{17295}{17331}Come on.
{17359}{17383}What day is it?
{17385}{17435}- Oh, it's only Thursday.|- Thursday?
{17436}{17477}What happened to Monday, Tuesday|and Wednesday?
{17479}{17506}I got to get back to my job.
{17508}{17567}You're not going anywhere|until you've fully recovered.
{17568}{17633}Hi, Betty. Hi. Need any eggs today?
{17635}{17675}Oh, no, thank you. Just some margarine.
{17676}{17724}Oh, and I left some French toast for you|in on the sink.
{17726}{17787}Oh, thank you, Betty.|Well, I'll see you Saturday.
{17789}{17819}Bye.
{17826}{17883}- His?|- Don't be ridiculous.
{17886}{17952}I think you still have a bit of a fever.
{17954}{17984}(MUMBLING)
{17996}{18028}What'd you say?
{18029}{18097}I said, I thought you told me|your name was Alice.
{18099}{18171}Oh, yes. Well, you can call me Mrs. Baby.
{18175}{18201}Mrs. Baby?
{18203}{18240}Now, put that there and don't talk,
{18242}{18316}and I shall tell you|how I met my husband, Harry Baby,
{18318}{18401}who is unfortunately dead|of an affliction of the liver.
{18414}{18502}I was driving down Wilshire Boulevard|and Harry was in the left lane.
{18504}{18577}- There he was with his left thing blinking.|- Hmm?
{18579}{18639}His turning dealie, you know.
{18640}{18695}Here I had just met|the only man I'd ever love,
{18696}{18756}and he was about to make|a left turn right out of my life.
{18758}{18840}- So what did I do? What could I do?|- I don't know.
{18841}{18888}I cut my wheels hard to the left
{18890}{18982}and stepped on the... What do you call it?|You know, the gas dealie,
{18984}{19065}and smashed in his right door.|Quick thinking.
{19088}{19174}And then he fell in love with me,|and we got married,
{19176}{19239}and he developed whooping cough|and died.
{19248}{19316}Whooping cough? I thought you said|he died of an affliction of the liver.
{19317}{19372}Well, what's the difference?
{19374}{19419}- Just as I thought.|- What, what, what?
{19420}{19482}98.6!|You better take some more medicine.
{19484}{19545}- But that's normal.|- You wanna die like Harry?
{19547}{19596}- You don't even know what he died of.|- Well, neither did he.
{19598}{19651}Give me your hand. Now swallow.
{19652}{19700}Nope. Not until you get me some water.
{19702}{19730}Okay.
{20020}{20082}Come on, Albert, don't be a fink.
{20084}{20119}(GROWLING)
{20151}{20195}(HUMMING)
{21100}{21157}I just love watching men in the morning.
{21159}{21217}Do you generally use a straight razor,|or is this how Harry died?
{21219}{21243}(SPEAKING SPANISH)
{21245}{21288}Well, that figures.
{21289}{21347}Betty, Suzie, Alice,|whatever the hell your name is.
{21348}{21408}I have different names for different moods.
{21409}{21448}What mood are you in today?
{21450}{21499}I haven't decided yet.
{21861}{21911}Is it all right if I sit down?
{21912}{21992}- Ask Albert.|- Is it okay, Albert?
{21994}{22027}(WHINING)
{22028}{22079}He says it's all right.
{22093}{22149}Do you mind if I give you a little kiss?
{22151}{22204}Well, what if one of your little friends|came in here and saw us?
{22206}{22244}I locked the front door.
{22246}{22294}All I want is a little huggybear.
{22297}{22378}- Huggybear?|- Yeah, you relax and I'll hug.
{22380}{22415}(DOORBELL RINGING)
{22436}{22523}- I think I hear bells.|- Groovy. That's a good sign.
{22540}{22605}- Good morning, Bernice.|- Good morning.
{22607}{22662}Bernice? What the hell is your name?
{22664}{22748}My name is Bernice. Harry, this is Greg.
{22750}{22797}- Hi, Greg.|- Harry Baby?
{22799}{22867}- That's me.|- I thought you told me he was dead?
{22868}{22918}Did she also tell you|that I was her husband?
{22920}{22943}Yeah.
{22956}{23027}- I'm not really.|- Well, I'm glad to hear that.
{23028}{23064}Well, I guess I'm disturbing you.
{23066}{23128}- Oh, Harry, please don't feel that way.|- Why not?
{23131}{23182}Oh, I just came back to get my shoe trees.
{23184}{23211}This must be your pipe.
{23214}{23259}Hey, I was wondering|what happened to that.
{23260}{23328}That's my robe, too. Thanks a million.
{23342}{23418}Well, I guess I'll be cutting out.
{23420}{23460}- I'll see you to the door...|- What about your shoe trees?
{23462}{23543}What about my shoe trees?
{23709}{23786}- Bye-bye, Greg.|- Bye-bye, Harry.
{23939}{24016}Well, thank you, Bernice, for letting me|come back and get my things.
{24018}{24070}Oh, that's perfectly all right, Harry.
{24072}{24176}- I'll try not to bother you again.|- It's always a pleasure to see you.
{24332}{24368}- Later.|- Bye.
{24468}{24497}Greg, what are you doing?
{24499}{24559}- 10:00 a.m. Checking out time.|- Don't be ridiculous.
{24561}{24610}- How did Harry get in here?|- With his key, of course.
{24612}{24653}Oh, how else.
{24655}{24719}Greg, you really ought to lie down.|You're a very sick person.
{24721}{24759}I'm a very sick person?
{24760}{24802}Look, maybe we'll see each other again|sometime, huh?
{24804}{24827}Maybe.
{24829}{24908}Albert, did anybody ever tell you,|you snored?
{24963}{25011}Don't let him get away.
{25020}{25076}Oh, no, you don't.
{25084}{25132}(ALBERT WHINING)
{25381}{25412}- Hi, Greg.|- Hi.
{25414}{25456}- Where've you been?|- Oh, you wouldn't believe it.
{25458}{25530}Mr. Hamilton left word he wanted|to see you the minute you came in.
{25532}{25591}- Well, where is the old son of a...|- City editor.
{25592}{25636}Down checking on something|with the presses.
{25638}{25716}- Okay, thanks, honey. See you later.|- BOTH: Good luck.
{26370}{26394}You're fired.
{26396}{26461}(INAUDIBLE)
{26798}{26847}Throw him out of here.
{29547}{29595}(TOY GUN FIRING)
{29679}{29740}Wait a minute, who are you, kid?
{29767}{29814}You don't mind if I come in, do you?|I live here.
{29816}{29846}- Ma! Ma!|- Oh, knock it off.
{29848}{29872}Knock it off.
{29874}{29971}WOMAN: Robbie, who are you shooting at,|pussycat? What's the matter?
{29996}{30090}- Excuse me, madam. I just happen to...|- Oh, I... It's perfectly all right.
{30092}{30196}If you'll just follow me|and keep your eyes where they belong.
{30220}{30252}Come here, sweetheart.
{30289}{30327}Well, this is it.
{30330}{30399}It keeps jumping back into the wall|when you're ironing on it.
{30400}{30468}And it flops back down|when you want to put it away.
{30470}{30541}I know, I know. I have that trouble with it.
{30552}{30608}Don't be a funny man, fix it.
{30612}{30704}Look, lady, I didn't come here to fix|an ironing board.
{30712}{30775}So you came here for some other purpose?
{30776}{30829}One of us isn't communicating.
{30834}{30869}Saw me through the window, is that it?
{30871}{30941}One look at a bare shoulder,|I know your type.
{30943}{30970}This just isn't my day.
{30972}{31069}You take one step closer|and I'll squish your skull like a grape.
{31072}{31171}Robbie, pussycat, run next door|and tell the landlady to call the police.
{31173}{31252}Now, wait a minute. Hold the phone.|This is my house, I live here.
{31254}{31291}Save your breath, Bluebeard.
{31293}{31365}We know how to take care|of sex maniacs like you in this town.
{31367}{31420}- Look, lady.|- What, "Look, lady"?
{31422}{31492}Don't you run out on me.
{31518}{31616}- Oh, Mr. Nolan. What are you doing here?|- Do you know this vile person?
{31618}{31664}Well, of course, it's Mr. Nolan.|The former tenant.
{31665}{31691}The present tenant.
{31693}{31755}The former.|Oh, don't worry about it, Mr. Nolan.
{31756}{31847}Your sister took care of everything.|The moving, the back rent, everything.
{31848}{31919}- My sister?|- Mrs. Baby.
{31920}{31978}Oh, my sister, Mrs. Baby.
{32263}{32327}- You, out.|- But I haven't finished my French toast.
{32329}{32380}Get a doggy bag from Albert.
{32382}{32440}- Did you want me to go, Betty?|- Her name is Bernice.
{32442}{32525}It's all right, Truman. Mr. Nolan has|something he wants to tell me.
{32527}{32594}- Very well. If you say so.|- Out, out.
{32602}{32669}- See you in a couple of days, Betty.|- Her name is Bernice.
{32671}{32711}If you'd listen to somebody|when they tell you something,
{32713}{32745}you would know what her name is.
{32747}{32772}I've told you four times.
{32774}{32838}Why don't you tell him|your name is Bernice?
{32840}{32883}Oh, Greg, your poor face. What happened?
{32884}{32935}I got fired from my job, I got into a fight,
{32936}{32982}and now I find out I don't live|in my own home anymore.
{32984}{33007}Oh, let me...
{33009}{33040}Damn it, Bernice,|what do you want from me?
{33042}{33104}- Now, where are my things?|- They're in Albert's room.
{33106}{33154}Except some of your shirts.|I sent them to the laundry.
{33156}{33180}You sent them to the laundry?
{33182}{33232}Who gave you the right to move me out|and pay my back rent?
{33235}{33284}Look, I don't know what sort of a kick|you're getting out of this,
{33286}{33320}but you're not gonna run my life.
{33329}{33358}Don't walk away from me!
{33360}{33410}I hate women who walk away|from an argument.
{33509}{33542}(DOOR LOCKING)
{33680}{33721}That's not gonna do you any good.
{33723}{33804}I'll just wait right here until you come out|and give me an answer.
{33848}{33897}You might as well come out.
{34046}{34086}- What are you doing?|- I'm leaving.
{34088}{34146}I don't want to inflict myself upon you.
{34148}{34177}You may have the house for tonight,
{34179}{34228}but please don't forget|to give Albert his dinner.
{34231}{34273}Well, where are you gonna go?
{34275}{34347}I don't know. Where were you gonna go?
{34364}{34400}I hadn't really thought about it.
{34402}{34464}Look. You don't have to leave.|I can spend the night in Albert's room,
{34466}{34539}and tomorrow I'll go look for a job|and a place to stay.
{34540}{34595}You can stay as long as you want to, Greg.
{34596}{34639}Just for tonight.
{34641}{34718}Now, why don't you take off this coat|and relax?
{34770}{34812}That's a dirty trick.
{34813}{34854}I'm still leaving in the morning.
{34944}{35034}Clean sheets, another blanket,
{35066}{35127}soap, a toothbrush.
{35128}{35165}- I have a toothbrush.|- I threw it out.
{35167}{35196}Toothpaste.
{35198}{35249}- I have toothpaste.|- It was the wrong brand.
{35251}{35341}Wash cloth, face cloth and a bath towel.
{35343}{35386}Anything else?
{35529}{35646}Breakfast is at 9:00, lunch is at 1:00,|and dinner is whenever I get around to it.
{35662}{35740}Is all this really necessary?|I'm only staying one night.
{35742}{35803}Look, Greg,|I'm running a household, right?
{35805}{35879}What am I supposed to do?|Work my schedule around your whims?
{35880}{35936}Oh, I wouldn't want you to do that.
{35937}{35989}What do you want?|Washing the dishes or drying them?
{35991}{36027}I want Albert's job.
{36029}{36105}- Oh, don't be a smart aleck.|- Sorry about that.
{36186}{36215}(DOORBELL RINGING)
{36217}{36296}- Would you get the door, please?|- Yeah, sure, yeah.
{36468}{36551}Hey, my arms are full.|I think you'll have to open the door.
{36553}{36589}It's unlocked.
{36593}{36680}I can't make it, pal. My arms are full, too.|You'll have to do it.
{36682}{36755}I said I can't. You open the door.
{36756}{36802}Coming through.
{36973}{37030}- Hi, there.|- Hi, there.
{37036}{37078}Miserable kid.
{37155}{37204}Who was that at the door?
{37206}{37271}- Hiya, Suzie, there's your groceries.|- Hi, how are your feet today?
{37273}{37348}- Oh, a little flatter, thanks.|- Woodrow has fallen arches.
{37350}{37413}- Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.|- Thanks.
{37415}{37496}I just can't seem to find a job|in my regular line of work.
{37497}{37555}- What's that?|- Sanitary engineering.
{37576}{37626}- See you later, Suzie.|- Bye, Woodrow.
{37628}{37678}If you ever happen to run across a job|in my line...
{37680}{37732}Out, out. Just out.
{37755}{37832}Do you think this has|too much garlic in it?
{37852}{37881}It's terrific.
{37883}{37940}Good. Albert, your lunch is ready.
{37943}{37967}(GAGGING)
{38264}{38341}Hey, that smells great. What is it?
{38343}{38428}The handle of the coffee pot.|I just burned it.
{38454}{38506}Well, that's marvelous.
{38556}{38633}Oh, hi. I guess when I moved out,|I forgot my pants-stretchers.
{38635}{38677}Guess what? It's Harry again.
{38679}{38725}He forgot his pant-stretcher this time.
{38727}{38793}- Hi, Harry.|- Hi. Hello, Bernice.
{38798}{38848}We were just sitting down to dinner.|Would you like to join us?
{38850}{38919}Oh, well, I don't know.|Is it okay with you, Greg?
{38920}{38990}Oh, any friend of Bernice's|is a friend of mine.
{38992}{39032}That looks great. What is it?
{39034}{39088}- Your favorite.|- Egg rolls and hot dog?
{39090}{39187}- No. Beef and beer stew.|- That's good, too.
{39244}{39336}Hey, look at his face.|You get caught in a revolving door, Greg?
{39338}{39404}- No. It's a gift from my boss.|- Hey, man.
{39406}{39467}- What kind of work do you do?|- I was a news photographer.
{39469}{39510}- What do you mean "was"?|- I got fired today.
{39512}{39562}Yeah, but he's getting another job|tomorrow. Isn't that right?
{39564}{39603}Oh, that's right. That's right.
{39680}{39741}Get a job with one|of those advertising agencies.
{39743}{39772}Now, that's the life.
{39774}{39847}- What makes them so special?|- Are you kidding me?
{39852}{39951}Why, it's out of sight.|Well, easy work, fantastic pay,
{39952}{40038}and an office full of the most|stupendous chicks you have ever seen.
{40040}{40146}- I mean, really stacked.|- What would everyone like to drink, Harry?
{40159}{40211}- Milk.|- Milk coming up.
{40213}{40270}Albert? Woof it shall be.
{40281}{40316}- Greg?|- What do you have?
{40317}{40361}Coffee, tea, milk and woof.
{40363}{40399}- Coffee with.|- With what?
{40401}{40428}With a side order of woof.
{40430}{40488}Oh, you're so clever. Isn't he clever, Harry?
{40489}{40558}- Yeah, you know, you're a very...|- Don't say it. Don't say it.
{40560}{40643}Albert, have you got anything to say?|She's getting it.
{40748}{40814}I think we can call this one a reject.
{40872}{40954}You've got quite a handy little deal|going here, haven't you, Harry?
{40956}{40995}You mean Bernice?
{41008}{41080}Look, I'm trying my best to stay away.|It's just not that easy.
{41082}{41116}Yeah, I noticed.
{41117}{41161}She doesn't love me.|She's just being kind to me.
{41163}{41250}- Oh, that's big of her.|- You don't know her, Greg. She's scared.
{41260}{41319}- Scared to death.|- Scared of what?
{41321}{41421}Of life, being alone, love...
{41438}{41493}You've got to be kidding, man.
{41495}{41548}No, it's true.
{41550}{41608}Making love never quite works for her.
{41610}{41666}She always stops short.
{41688}{41763}I think she's hoping|to find the man who can
{41766}{41824}bring her the right kind of love.
{41833}{41917}But, in the meantime, she's going to|destroy every guy she meets.
{41919}{41964}I'll tell you one thing.
{41965}{42023}I'm going to stay away, for my own sake.
{42024}{42078}And I don't suppose you'd take any advice|in a case like this.
{42080}{42178}- Probably not. What is it?|- Run for the hills.
{42180}{42207}First thing in the morning, pal.
{42251}{42287}(SNORING)
{42352}{42399}BERNICE: Time to go home, Greg:
{42454}{42547}Hurry: Hurry: Hurry: Hurry:
{42557}{42599}GREG: I'm leaving in the morning:
{42621}{42735}BERNICE: Stay as long as you want:|Hurry: Hurry: Hurry: Hurry:
{42908}{42971}Wake up, Greg.|It's time to head for the hills.
{42972}{43008}You can't talk. You're a dog.
{43009}{43064}Now, don't be difficult, Greg.|I'm just trying to help.
{43065}{43106}Here, take my paw.
{43301}{43325}I don't see...
{43407}{43452}BERNICE: Come back, Greg: Come back:
{43453}{43514}GREG: I'm leaving: I'm leaving:
{43516}{43573}BERNICE:|Would you like to make love to me?
{43575}{43631}HARRY: Run for the hills:
{43632}{43689}Run for the hills:
{43761}{43831}Run for the hills:
{44104}{44134}Bernice!
{44136}{44188}- My name's Alice.|- Alice?
{44218}{44283}- Her name's Suzie.|- Suzie?
{44336}{44388}- This is Betty.|- Betty?
{44393}{44447}What is your name?
{44448}{44484}Her name's Bernice.
{44572}{44608}I'd get out of here if I was you.
{44636}{44696}(ALL CHATTERING)
{44956}{45088}(SINGING EDGE OF REALITY)
{49449}{49484}(SNORING)
{49578}{49691}"Art gallery. Beauty salon.|Chemical research.
{49692}{49779}"Creative Advertising,|Radlin, Kernig, Canford and Penlow.
{49781}{49816}"Twenty-first floor."
{50712}{50779}- May I help you?|- Aren't you cold?
{50807}{50878}Only from 9:00 to 5:00.|Whom did you wish to see?
{50880}{50924}The editor. Is he in?
{50950}{50987}Do you have an appointment?
{50989}{51061}Appointment?|Why, no, but I believe I'm expected.
{51076}{51175}- What is the name, please?|- Just say Nolan is here with the truth.
{51177}{51236}"Nolan is here with the truth"?
{51247}{51307}That's right. Just tell him that. He'll know.
{51427}{51485}Mr. Landsdown,
{51497}{51558}Nolan is here with the truth.
{51574}{51655}- Speak up, baby.|- I said, Nolan is here with the truth.
{51742}{51776}Yes, sir.
{51836}{51871}Mr. Landsdown will see you.
{51872}{51927}Running a magazine of this magnitude
{51928}{52003}requires me to be mentally alert|at all times.
{52004}{52095}Massage keeps the blood circulating,|blood goes to the brain.
{52105}{52133}Alert.
{52146}{52223}I also find|I have very little time to waste, Nolan.
{52224}{52277}So, what is the truth?
{52291}{52357}- Mr. Landsdown.|- Call me Mike, hate formalities.
{52365}{52421}Mike, the truth is I need a job.
{52565}{52604}(ALL LAUGHING)
{52682}{52743}What makes you think there's a job here?
{52768}{52812}I don't know. Is there?
{52815}{52865}- No.|- Well, goodbye.
{52880}{52925}Where are you going? Come in here!
{53069}{53103}Shut the door.
{53142}{53186}Over here, over here.
{53224}{53254}Sit down.
{53364}{53421}- Do you like girls?|- Love 'em. Do you?
{53423}{53481}I asked that for a very good reason.
{53499}{53547}- What do you do?|- What do you need?
{53551}{53602}- Don't be rude.|- I'm a photographer.
{53604}{53671}Well. Truth is beauty.
{53672}{53712}And the highest expression of beauty
{53715}{53774}is the relationship between|a man and a woman.
{53782}{53843}It is to the glorification of this relationship
{53845}{53897}that Landsdown Enterprises is dedicated.
{53899}{53935}I'm with you.
{53937}{53969}You any good?
{53974}{54023}- As a lover?|- As a photographer!
{54024}{54077}- That I am.|- Let me see.
{54215}{54243}Fuzzy.
{54292}{54324}Soft focus.
{54326}{54385}I think it's the steam.|The pictures are melting.
{54395}{54423}Yeah, but they're all dressed.
{54425}{54480}People don't wanna see women|with clothes on.
{54481}{54531}I wish I moved in your circles.
{54560}{54619}I don't think we see eye to eye, Nolan.
{54622}{54667}No, I don't think so, either.
{54812}{54850}Wait a minute, wait a minute.|Where are you going?
{54852}{54919}We haven't finished yet.|Come on over here.
{54963}{55049}Here, try a wheat germ and clam juice|cocktail. It's good for the liver.
{55072}{55122}I think I know what you're looking for.
{55164}{55199}How about these shots?
{55246}{55302}Yeah. That's better.
{55341}{55378}Much better.
{55432}{55485}Yeah, that's much, much better.
{55542}{55595}- Still want to work here?|- I thought you said there was no job.
{55597}{55638}Changed my mind.|How much are you asking?
{55640}{55709}- A thousand a month.|- All right, we'll try it for a couple of weeks,
{55711}{55748}and see what we'll see.
{55750}{55827}You start tomorrow. 9:00 sharp.|If you're late, you're fired.
{55832}{55867}And get rid of that suit.
{55871}{55970}I can't stand to see men wearing ties.|It's bad for the circulation.
{55978}{56052}And always remember, bottoms up.
{56418}{56469}Sorry I'm late. I got off on the wrong floor.
{56485}{56571}Welcome to Radlin, Kernig,|Canford and Penlow.
{56575}{56611}Whom do you wish to see?
{56624}{56696}- Radlin.|- I'm sorry, Mr. Radlin is not in at present.
{56701}{56748}Is there someone else who can help you?
{56754}{56832}- Kernig.|- I'm sorry, Mr. Kernig is not in at present.
{56834}{56886}Is there someone else who can help you?
{56892}{56924}Canford.
{56941}{57049}I'm sorry, Mr. Canford died two years ago.|Is there someone else who can help you?
{57051}{57091}Who else is there?
{57104}{57160}- Would you like to speak with Mr. Penlow?|- Is he in?
{57162}{57217}- Yes.|- Good, I'll speak with Mr. Penlow.
{57236}{57293}I'm sorry, Mr. Penlow is in conference.
{57295}{57367}- Tell Penlow I wish to speak to him.|- I'm sorry, Mr. Penlow is in conference.
{57369}{57404}Tell him!
{57448}{57525}- Very well, do you have an appointment?|- Tell him!
{57572}{57663}- Whom shall I say is calling?|- Tell him Nolan is here with the truth.
{57669}{57705}Very well.
{57769}{57866}Mr. Penlow, a Mr. Nolan says|he is here with the truth.
{57908}{57959}Nolan. Truth.
{58044}{58079}Yes, Mr. Penlow.
{58127}{58172}It's the second door on the right.
{58182}{58256}Personal appearance is a virtue|not to be treated lightly.
{58260}{58336}I take great stock in the cut|of a man's clothes.
{58344}{58452}As Benjamin Franklin so aptly put it,|"Eat to please thyself, but dress
{58454}{58482}"to please others."
{58484}{58528}Oh, I'm sure if your secretary|came in right now,
{58530}{58587}my appearance|wouldn't exactly please her.
{58588}{58631}Hey, I wonder if I could have|my trousers, please?
{58633}{58663}When they are ready.
{58664}{58761}"Constant complaint is the poorest|sort of pay for all the comforts we enjoy."
{58763}{58820}- Also Benjamin Franklin.|- Oh, good old Ben.
{58823}{58891}Receptionist said that you're here|with the truth.
{58892}{58919}That's right.
{58921}{58990}Good, good. There's precious little left of it|in this business. God knows.
{58992}{59031}How right you are.
{59040}{59090}The truth is, I need a job.
{59101}{59184}Thank you. I said, the truth is, I need a job.
{59186}{59245}I heard you, I heard you.|I'm not deaf, you know.
{59247}{59290}I'm sorry.
{59294}{59344}The truth is, he needs a job.
{59357}{59408}My boy, you're a natural-born|attention-getter.
{59410}{59486}And what is advertising?|The art of attracting attention.
{59488}{59522}Exactly my feelings.
{59535}{59590}- What are you, a copywriter?|- No, I'm a photographer.
{59592}{59647}A photographer. Well, well.
{59651}{59706}- It's an honest profession.|- Lf you're good.
{59714}{59762}Let's see if you're good.
{59801}{59887}The secret of good photography|is not to be fooled by what you see.
{59896}{59988}And get to know your subjects, find|the truth in them and photograph that.
{59994}{60052}Very impressive. I like your style.
{60055}{60125}- How much money do you need?|- A thousand a month to start.
{60127}{60187}- With a substantial raise in six months.|- Fair enough, fair enough.
{60189}{60266}Also all fringe benefits,|including use of the company parking lot.
{60270}{60312}Assuming you're still here in six months.
{60314}{60369}You can start tomorrow at 9:00 or 9:30.
{60371}{60443}I expect my people|to be impeccably dressed at all times.
{60445}{60476}Keep that in mind.
{60478}{60516}While you're here,|take a look at the darkroom.
{60518}{60612}See if there's anything you need.|My receptionist will show you where it is.
{60665}{60731}The door to the service stairway|is over there.
{60736}{60796}- What door?|- Behind the boxes.
{60817}{60871}I'll have this darkroom cleared out for you.
{60873}{60933}- Thank you.|- Excuse me.
{60935}{60959}Yeah.
{61298}{61340}(PHONE RINGING)
{61581}{61640}You have reached a disconnected number.
{61642}{61733}Please hang up and dial again.|This is a recording.
{61735}{61769}This is a recording, too.
{61771}{61835}I was calling to invite you out|to dinner, but never mind.
{61837}{61881}Greg, wait a minute. Is that you?
{61883}{61938}Yes. I got a job.|As a matter of fact, I got two.
{61940}{61972}One for you and one for me.
{61973}{62009}- I don't understand.|- It's simple.
{62011}{62080}The second job is to pay you back|the money you put up for my back rent.
{62085}{62135}Oh, you're too much.
{62137}{62209}Look, I'll be over about 5:00, pick up|my things, and we'll go out and celebrate.
{62211}{62253}Okay, I'll be ready.
{62704}{62742}(DOORBELL RINGING)
{62960}{63038}I wish she'd stop putting garlic|in your food.
{63099}{63139}"Dear Greg. Had to run an errand.
{63143}{63215}"Meet me at 211 Lookout Mountain Drive."
{63316}{63372}Okay, Albert, get out.|I didn't invite you to dinner.
{63376}{63399}(GROWLING)
{63402}{63437}What are you doing for dinner, Albert?
{64502}{64586}Hi, Albert. Hello, darling. Welcome home.
{64640}{64670}What have you got going, now?
{64672}{64772}Why, nothing. I merely found you|a place to stay. You said you wanted one.
{64778}{64840}And it's a lovely one-bedroom house.
{64843}{64883}You're kidding.
{64960}{64987}How did you find it?
{64988}{65047}The landlady is a friend of Harry's.|She lives down the street.
{65048}{65084}She conducts s�ances or something.
{65086}{65143}I suppose she sends one of her ghosts|around to collect the rent.
{65144}{65197}I told her you'd pay|the first and last month, next week.
{65199}{65263}- Oh, gee, thanks, kid.|- Happy housewarming, Greg.
{65265}{65290}(EX CLAIMS)
{65292}{65357}- I should have known you'd be here.|- Oh, now, don't be nasty.
{65360}{65403}Harry brought the champagne|and the dinner.
{65405}{65464}Yeah, egg rolls and hot dogs.|You'll love 'em.
{65475}{65518}Here it goes. Stand back.
{65559}{65588}They told me it was a good year.
{65590}{65619}I thought I was taking you|to dinner tonight.
{65621}{65648}Oh, but isn't this nicer?
{65650}{65732}Your first night in your new home|with good company and good food.
{65734}{65792}Yeah, sit down, Greg. Champagne?
{65823}{65850}I'm not thirsty.
{65860}{65904}More for us, huh, Bernice?
{65979}{66082}Not bad. To us.|A long and lasting friendship.
{66424}{66451}Well, I guess I'll be going.
{66453}{66507}- Are you sure you won't stay?|- He's sure.
{66512}{66580}Thank Harry for the champagne|and the dinner.
{66593}{66667}May I say, I never liked egg rolls|and hot dogs before,
{66671}{66719}but now I hate them.
{66722}{66762}I'm glad, Greg.
{66797}{66837}- Good night, Bernice.|- Good night.
{66841}{66881}Rots of ruck in your new pad, Greg.
{66883}{66955}- I'd like to rots of ruck you...|- Good night, Harry. Good night, Harry.
{67037}{67102}I don't believe it. We're finally alone.
{67123}{67183}I guess I should thank you|for finding this place for me.
{67188}{67221}I was afraid you didn't like it.
{67223}{67292}Oh, I like it. I'm just not used|to having a house picked out for me.
{67295}{67329}Oh, I'm sorry.
{67331}{67407}I was only trying to help,|but I guess I did something wrong again.
{67424}{67493}- I forgot Bernice.|- That's all right. I'll drive her home.
{67495}{67540}Oh, no, no. Always leave the party|with the girl I brung.
{67542}{67581}- Old rule of mine.|- I said I'd take her home.
{67583}{67675}It's all right, darling. I'd hate to have|you drive clear to the beach and back.
{67689}{67726}Nighty-night.
{67760}{67852}Come on, Albert. Come on.
{68068}{68097}Bernice!
{68099}{68158}How long do you think|this ridiculous situation can continue?
{68164}{68225}Well, I don't think it's ridiculous.|I think it's civilized.
{68227}{68294}Civilized? It'd be civilized|if we called the whole thing off.
{68298}{68345}You so much as try|and call the whole thing off,
{68347}{68410}and I shall feed you, personally,|to my large dog for breakfast.
{68412}{68467}And that's a solemn promise.
{68469}{68516}Bernice, it's late.
{68518}{68555}Good night. Sleep tight.
{68844}{68884}(HONKING)
{69099}{69156}Okay, turn the fans on. This one, too.
{69204}{69247}That's it. Not too much.
{69254}{69301}Okay, start the snow.
{69362}{69432}That's it. No more than that.|Let's go to work, honey.
{69440}{69463}Okay.
{69482}{69524}All right. Right here. There you go.
{69535}{69583}There you go, come on back over here.
{69620}{69690}Don't be so serious. Good.
{69696}{69733}Okay, raise the skirt.
{69763}{69799}Little more.
{69844}{69901}Hey, wait a minute! Somebody help Heidi!
{69907}{69988}You're ruining the set!|Turn that fan off! Help her out!
{70076}{70135}Let's get this place cleaned up. Take 10.
{70879}{70916}What's the matter?|You got a thing about elevators?
{70918}{70961}Yeah, they're too slow. Too slow.
{71012}{71077}- Sorry I'm late.|- Oh, good morning, Greg. Good morning.
{71079}{71126}- Good morning, Greg.|- It looks good. Looks good.
{71128}{71234}It represents a subjective concept|dealing with the metaphysical approach...
{71236}{71302}Right. Right.|Work it through for me, baby, will you?
{71573}{71614}Just relax about 10 minutes.
{72312}{72371}The artwork is on that Samoan story.
{72375}{72481}Oh, and get a hold of Mary, in legal,|and see if they've received the...
{72721}{72756}Follow the eye.
{72795}{72871}Okay. Let's try the skirt again.|Around this way.
{72921}{72970}That's good. Over here.
{73800}{73834}(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
{73856}{73892}Just a minute.
{74056}{74092}Come on in.
{74180}{74236}You're really a dynamo, aren't you?
{74238}{74310}Oh, I just wanted to get these shots|developed and run some tests.
{74312}{74411}It's 6:00.|I wouldn't work past 8:00, if I were you.
{74427}{74469}A man needs his rest, you know.
{74472}{74515}You got a point there.
{74664}{74719}When you finish those contracts,|you may leave.
{74728}{74760}I admire incentive in a man,
{74761}{74832}but I don't require my people|to stay till all hours of the night.
{74834}{74887}I was hoping to finish|that perfume layout for you.
{74889}{74928}Plenty of time tomorrow.
{74940}{75008}- You look tired, my boy.|- You don't know the half of it.
{75012}{75048}Just a moment.
{75526}{75574}Oh, hiya, Greg.|Bernice and I were just talking about you.
{75576}{75611}I thought we had a date tonight.
{75613}{75647}Well, that's what|we were just talking about.
{75648}{75704}Hey, listen, I'll put these flowers|in some water and fix you a drink.
{75706}{75764}- What do you say?|- I'll tell you what I say.
{75810}{75880}Greg, please don't go. I can explain.
{75971}{76027}Excellent. Just excellent.
{76030}{76076}There's a couple of pretty good|shots there.
{76077}{76112}"Pretty good"?
{76113}{76200}You're out of your cotton-pickin' mind.|They're excellent. Just what we needed.
{76223}{76299}- Something bothering you?|- No, just a little personal problem.
{76303}{76368}Well, let's have none of that.|You want to make it in advertising, right?
{76370}{76396}Right.
{76398}{76451}Then you have to rise above|personal problems.
{76453}{76507}Personal appearance, that's the secret.
{76508}{76605}Where you live, what you drive,|where you drink, what you drink.
{76612}{76710}Who makes your clothes, who styles|your hair, who shrinks your head.
{76718}{76771}Who shrinks my head? Nobody.
{76772}{76819}You mean you're not in analysis?
{76844}{76896}No, but I'm beginning|to get your message.
{76904}{76930}Good.
{76932}{76996}How about giving me|a six months' advance on my salary?
{76998}{77074}A six months' advance on your salary?
{77078}{77142}This turnip and tiger's milk cocktail|is delicious.
{77148}{77254}Now, Greg, I am not an unreasonable man.|Do you think I'm an unreasonable man?
{77256}{77298}No, Mike, you're not unreasonable.
{77300}{77374}Well, as a matter of fact,|I'm quite a reasonable man.
{77386}{77474}But when a man comes to me|and tells me he needs six months' salary
{77476}{77530}in advance, I say, "All right."
{77532}{77605}I say, "Give that man|his six months' salary in advance."
{77607}{77688}There's no question about it, Mike.|You are a reasonable man.
{78321}{78372}(BERNICE CRYING)
{78548}{78581}Give me the key, Bernice.
{78583}{78636}Mention Albert too, or he gets Ionely.
{78638}{78689}I know you had a key made.|Now give it to me.
{78691}{78721}Mention him, too.
{78723}{78801}Oh, for Pete's sakes. Hello, Albert.|Gimme the key.
{78873}{78932}I'm sure you have a dandy reason|for being here.
{78945}{79004}Harry put his house up for sale.
{79008}{79037}"His house"?
{79045}{79128}He said if he sold it, he wouldn't|have an excuse to see me anymore.
{79129}{79166}Maybe I knocked some sense|into his head.
{79168}{79228}No, but you knocked|the cap off his front tooth.
{79230}{79259}Well, I'm sorry about that.
{79260}{79324}But you can't stay here.|I'm not getting involved with you again.
{79352}{79412}Oh, we have no one else to turn to.
{79419}{79500}We're alone,|abandoned in an unfriendly city.
{79511}{79604}Albert and I have come to you|for protection, nothing more.
{79616}{79666}Don't you believe that?
{79668}{79757}No, I don't.|You're not gonna trick me again.
{79771}{79865}Get yourself an apartment.|Put Albert in a kennel.
{79868}{79903}(WHIMPERING)
{79910}{79940}Oh, shut up, Albert.
{79942}{80003}Volunteer to be the first woman|on the moon, I don't care.
{80004}{80067}But you're not gonna mess up my life.
{80068}{80122}How can you throw us out like this?
{80124}{80247}It's easy, I'll show you.|Just give you your bags. Albert, out.
{80385}{80423}How'd you get here?
{80424}{80483}I borrowed Harry's car.|It's down around the corner.
{80486}{80523}Well, what was he gonna do?|Come pick it up
{80525}{80584}so we could all have a nice reunion?
{80796}{80864}Ladies first, Albert, you should know that.
{80973}{81061}Here's the money for the back rent.|Drive carefully.
{81120}{81152}It's been a gas, kid.
{81216}{81289}- Say goodbye to Albert.|- So long, Al babe.
{81291}{81332}(ALBERT WHINING)
{81483}{81521}(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
{81947}{82018}- Are you ready for that?|- Are you kidding me?
{82162}{82218}- Hey, Greg, glad you could make it.|- Thanks for inviting me.
{82220}{82278}Find yourself a girl.|Find two or three. Find five.
{82280}{82312}Well, there sure are a lot of 'em around.
{82313}{82384}I always invite five girls to one man.|Matter of principle.
{82390}{82422}Kind of hard on the girls, isn't it?
{82424}{82506}Listen, Greg, this is a man's world,|and I'm gonna keep it that way,
{82508}{82566}because that's the way|the birds like to nest.
{82568}{82603}What's the gadget, Mike?
{82606}{82665}Looks impressive, doesn't it?|That's my Nothing Box.
{82667}{82693}"Nothing Box"?
{82695}{82770}Yeah, does absolutely nothing,|but it's a great conversation piece.
{82774}{82813}(BEEPING)
{82825}{82879}- I'm gonna look around.|- Have fun.
{83075}{83118}Albert said to say, "Hi."
{83120}{83147}Who invited you here?
{83149}{83239}Well, a good-Iooking girl is always|welcome at one of these midnight brawls.
{83240}{83283}How did you know about the party?
{83284}{83339}Being a good-Iooking girl, I followed you.
{83340}{83372}Look, what does it take|to get through to you?
{83374}{83445}We have nothing in common.|We never did, we never will.
{83447}{83540}Greg, how can you be so controvertible?
{83547}{83577}Controvertible?
{84252}{84299}That wouldn't be a screwdriver|you have there, would it?
{84302}{84358}Why, yes. It is.
{84384}{84452}I've heard so much about 'em,|but I've never tasted one. May I?
{84454}{84497}Be my guest.
{84555}{84628}- They put too much vodka in for my taste.|- They did?
{84633}{84697}Oh, I mean, yes. They did.
{84700}{84747}We have a lot in common.
{84748}{84779}Yes.
{84811}{84853}What month were you born?
{84856}{84931}- December.|- Sagittarius.
{84940}{85014}We're not suited. It would never work out.
{85019}{85082}Let's see if we can't|double-cross the stars.
{85084}{85125}What's your name?
{85127}{85155}Ellen.
{85223}{85286}- What was that for?|- Oh, just testing.
{85292}{85335}One test doesn't prove anything.
{85452}{85503}You don't taste bad for a Sagittarius.
{85504}{85549}Let's cut out of here, Ellen.
{85551}{85609}You can't fool around with the planets.
{85611}{85685}I know something much more reliable|than the planets.
{85687}{85733}There just isn't anything.
{85735}{85779}You wait right here, I'll be back.
{85875}{85940}- Can I get a picture? Just one.|- Not right now, thank you.
{86035}{86083}Great shot with that thing, hold it!
{86085}{86123}- Oh, thank you.|- Yeah.
{86589}{86667}This computer will prove to you|that the planets are wrong.
{86688}{86720}Well, it's just making a lot of sound.
{86722}{86768}Yeah, but you have to understand|what it's saying.
{86769}{86855}- Do you know what it's saying?|- Of course I know what it's saying.
{86903}{86991}(SINGING A LITTLE LESS CONVERSA TION)
{89324}{89375}- Is this where you live?|- Yep.
{89394}{89435}It's lovely.
{89452}{89496}Such a romantic view.
{89676}{89735}You don't waste much time, do you?
{89786}{89863}- Good evening, Mr. Nolan.|- Good evening.
{89868}{89923}My goodness, you're home late tonight.
{89976}{90061}- Who is that woman?|- That woman? She's my...
{90063}{90110}- Housekeeper.|- Housekeeper.
{90115}{90156}She vacuums at this time of the morning?
{90158}{90217}Oh, it's the only free time I have.
{90219}{90286}- How many keys did you have made?|- Enough.
{90300}{90407}Mr. Nolan, I must remind you,|I only work in respectable houses,
{90408}{90476}and it looks to me like|there's a little hanky-panky going on here.
{90478}{90548}Well, if you feel that way about it,|why don't you leave? Now.
{90550}{90639}Oh, no, never put off until tomorrow|what you can do today. Right?
{90641}{90676}Excuse me.
{90678}{90751}Greg, I've gotta go home, really.|It's late, and I've got to work tomorrow.
{90753}{90797}Oh, why don't we talk this over, in there?
{90799}{90839}Albert's in there.
{90840}{90887}- Who's Albert?|- My dog.
{90890}{90916}(ALBERT GROWLING)
{90980}{91028}Would you drive me home?
{91100}{91147}Why not? Let's go to your place.
{91200}{91271}And you, you'd better be gone|by the time I get back.
{91404}{91441}(CRASHING)
{91495}{91546}Well, you'll have to see what happened.
{91568}{91631}I got a feeling I'm going to be sorry!
{91677}{91716}Oh, my goodness!
{91853}{91924}- I'll call a doctor.|- And get me a cab.
{91956}{91980}(GROANING)
{92104}{92133}Well, Doctor?
{92138}{92230}I can't find anything but the bump|on her head where she hit the table.
{92236}{92272}(MUMBLING)
{92279}{92306}What'd she say?
{92308}{92364}Try to keep her quiet for a few days.
{92366}{92439}When she's able to get up, you might|bring her by the office for an x-ray.
{92447}{92513}Thanks a lot, Doctor.|Sorry to call you so late.
{92520}{92615}Don't you worry about it.|I'll bill you for it. Good night.
{92617}{92651}Good night.
{93014}{93053}(GROANING)
{93983}{94014}(WHINING)
{94016}{94105}If you think I'm going to take you out|for a walk now, you're nuts.
{94291}{94329}Okay. Let's just walk away from it.
{94332}{94381}(STUTTERING) But wait, now wait.|You just don't understand.
{94383}{94429}- Now, you let me...|- Don't worry about it. It looks good.
{94432}{94476}Unless the material is draped
{94478}{94548}in symmetrical harmony|with the hypotenuse of the models...
{94549}{94575}GREG: Right. Right.
{94577}{94624}- Let's get this one shot and go home.|- Now, now just a minute!
{94625}{94686}- You just wait just a minute, here.|- Hit the lights.
{94703}{94767}- Pretty. Pretty.|- But you don't understand.
{94769}{94852}I am trying to develop|an intrinsic multilateral symmetry
{94854}{94917}between animate and inanimate objects.
{94926}{94950}No, no.
{94952}{95030}Think of all the time that I've spent|shopping, shopping, shopping...
{95032}{95075}- Okay, girls. Here we go.|...for all the material.
{95076}{95136}- Hold still.|- All those panels must fit the...
{95137}{95208}Greg, will you get some|individual shots of the girls, please?
{95221}{95290}- Yes, sir.|- That's a very good idea, Mr. Penlow.
{95295}{95327}Thank you.
{95780}{95841}Good night, Mr. Penlow.|Have a pleasant evening.
{96072}{96103}Goodbye, baby.
{96163}{96193}Hi, there.
{96195}{96258}Glad to see you're leaving|at a decent hour, my boy.
{96260}{96303}- Hi, Greg.|- You know, Pat here looked great
{96304}{96331}in those outfits, Mr. Penlow.
{96333}{96379}I know. I know.
{96447}{96486}Hello, Landsdown.
{96498}{96535}Hi, Mike.
{96547}{96583}You two know each other?
{96584}{96637}As a matter of fact, Lewis, we do.
{96815}{96854}Good night, Greg.
{96984}{97033}Wait a minute.|What do you think you're doing?
{97035}{97112}I haven't finished reading this part, yet.|Thank you.
{97658}{97719}- Don't hit me.|- I'm not going to hit you.
{97721}{97775}- I had a reason to be here.|- I bet it's a good one.
{97779}{97827}Well, she borrowed my car.|I had to come and get it.
{97828}{97902}That's a good one. Say, Harry,|I hear you're selling your house.
{97907}{97961}Well, I tried to, but I just couldn't.
{97973}{98020}That house holds a lot of memories.
{98028}{98078}After she left me, I was Ionely.
{98080}{98114}She left you?
{98116}{98203}Well, she moved out.|Said she didn't want to see me again.
{98208}{98245}Stick with it, Harry. You can do it.
{98247}{98300}I know I can do it if I try.
{98327}{98369}Well, so long, Greg.
{98371}{98428}- Yeah. See you, Harry.|- Probably.
{98815}{98867}Off. Off. Come on.
{98972}{98996}(GROANING)
{99047}{99090}- I brought you some chicken.|- Thank you.
{99099}{99131}Thank you.
{99154}{99210}- How do you feel today?|- Better.
{99220}{99285}I was able to brush|my own teeth this evening.
{99287}{99322}Good for you.
{99388}{99472}- I ran into Harry outside.|- He came back for his car.
{99484}{99530}That's what he told me.
{99596}{99691}I hope you realize how much|I appreciate what you're doing for me.
{99692}{99746}It's perfectly all right. Perfectly all right.
{99752}{99805}I hope it's not too much|of an inconvenience.
{99808}{99837}Inconvenience?
{99839}{99894}To have a full-grown horse|and a half-grown woman
{99896}{99943}share my one-bedroom house?
{99956}{99991}You must be kidding.
{99992}{100040}- What're you going to do?|- I'm going to take a hot shower.
{100041}{100089}My back's been killing me all day.
{100175}{100263}Did you have any dinner?|Aren't you hungry?
{100267}{100340}I had something to eat on the way home.|I just want to get some sleep.
{101007}{101051}Bernice, was there something|you wanted in here?
{101053}{101111}- I just came in to get an aspirin.|- Go ahead.
{101116}{101143}Thank you.
{101202}{101244}- Got it?|- Yeah.
{101253}{101281}Good.
{101371}{101399}Is there something else you want?
{101400}{101429}Do you want me to scrub|your back for you?
{101431}{101460}No, that's not necessary. Thank you.
{101462}{101507}- No, I don't mind. Really I don't.|- It's not necessary.
{101508}{101544}- Look, Bernice, why don't you go...|- Afraid?
{101546}{101597}- Of what?|- That you might lose control.
{101599}{101644}I never lose control.
{101646}{101750}Okay. Prove that you can allow me|to scrub your back without attacking me.
{101752}{101810}- You're nuts. Nuts!|- Are you afraid?
{101812}{101855}- Of course not.|- Fine.
{101992}{102016}(EX CLAIMS)
{102018}{102052}My back don't go that far down.
{102054}{102119}- Beginning to lose control, huh?|- Hell, no.
{102131}{102157}Watch it!
{102159}{102239}- You lost control.|- Out. Out. Out.
{102242}{102286}Get back in your bed.
{102530}{102582}It's a pity you have|to sleep in the chair again.
{102584}{102621}I think I'll try the couch tonight.
{102623}{102710}Perhaps you could sleep in your own bed,|after all. I wouldn't attack you.
{102714}{102756}I'm much too weak.
{102758}{102795}Now look, now let's get one thing straight.
{102797}{102852}You're here because I think|you hurt yourself.
{102867}{102932}Oh, Greg, of course I did.
{102936}{102973}Well, I'm not going|to get involved with you.
{102975}{103035}I'm not going to be just another guy|that you lead around on a leash.
{103040}{103103}- It wouldn't be that way.|- Oh, no?
{103107}{103168}Look, I'm a man.|I like to make decisions for myself.
{103170}{103241}If you ever start thinking like a woman,|you'll understand what that means.
{103247}{103282}Get some sleep.
{103316}{103358}- Good night.|- Good night.
{103608}{103665}(BERNICE GIGGLING)
{103888}{103985}SALLY: Wake up, sleeping beauty.|It's uncomfortable up here.
{104076}{104156}What's the matter?|Your girl keep you up all night?
{104160}{104215}You've got a dirty mind, Sally.
{104224}{104283}Can I have a sweet roll and coffee, honey?
{104293}{104361}Hot damn. Hey, I gotta be|at the Music Center in 20 minutes.
{104364}{104410}Get rid of that stuff|and let's get some shots.
{104412}{104495}Oh, come on.|I haven't had any breakfast yet.
{104505}{104557}Please? Come on. Just a little.
{104584}{104644}Hey, that's great. See you later, kid.
{105270}{105294}Wow!
{105953}{106003}(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
{106318}{106342}(HONKING)
{107304}{107335}Thank you.
{107428}{107459}(CRASHING)
{107882}{107917}Sorry, folks.
{108001}{108031}You're terribly late.
{108033}{108107}I'm afraid we may not be able|to capture the proper mood in this light.
{108108}{108184}- We'll get everything you need.|- Well, I certainly don't see how.
{108186}{108239}The sun is completely wrong.
{108240}{108310}Mr. Penlow will be terribly unhappy.
{108315}{108402}Take this reflector and go stand|behind the table. I need some fill light.
{108540}{108586}Back up, now, you're in my picture.
{108614}{108671}More. More.
{108740}{108812}That's great. Hey, folks, hold it.
{108813}{108850}Got it. Good.
{109133}{109195}I hope this is strong enough for you.
{109321}{109349}It is.
{109381}{109430}Aren't you going to|an awful lot of trouble?
{109438}{109556}Well, it's the least I can do for someone|as sweet, kind and generous as yourself.
{109668}{109737}Dinner'll be ready in about 15 minutes.
{109781}{109850}In the meanwhile,|how about a little cocktail music?
{109860}{109930}- Where'd you get that?|- It belonged to my dear mother.
{110439}{110522}(SINGING ALMOSTIN LOVE)
{114278}{114345}I have a surprise for you.
{114355}{114392}Harry's coming to dinner?
{114394}{114446}No. Come on, I'll show you.
{114684}{114767}Now you can sleep|in your own bed in safety.
{115296}{115335}What did you do just then?
{115346}{115404}- Do?|- Yeah, to my ear.
{115419}{115484}Oh, I just gave it a little sisterly kiss.
{115486}{115534}That was a sisterly kiss?
{115552}{115615}- I don't know. Have you ever had a sister?|- No.
{115620}{115716}Well, neither have I. So how do we know?|Maybe it was a sisterly kiss.
{115756}{115789}Lights out.
{115840}{115876}Yes, my lord.
{115969}{115993}BERNICE: Ouch!
{116004}{116062}- What's the matter?|- I got a splinter.
{116080}{116134}That'll teach you not to climb fences.
{116143}{116200}Will you take the splinter out for me?
{116206}{116256}Sure. Where is it?
{116311}{116347}Oh, never mind.
{116409}{116442}(GREG CHUCKLING)
{116744}{116801}Good morning, Mr. Penlow.|How are you, sir?
{116803}{116871}My goodness,|that is a progressive costume.
{116872}{116915}Did you wish to see Mr. Landsdown?
{116917}{116964}Yes. Where is the old reprobate?
{116965}{117000}He's in the studio, watching the new
{117001}{117051}center spread being shot|for the next issue.
{117053}{117086}Good. Good. I'll talk to him there.
{117088}{117148}- Through that door.|- Thanks, pussycat.
{117208}{117263}Okay, baby, let's go to work.
{117290}{117315}GREG: Oops!
{117316}{117391}Hold still. Yeah, that's nice. That's nice.
{117429}{117479}Good morning, Landsdown.
{117480}{117535}I see you're using Pat.
{117539}{117567}PAT: Hi, Lewis.
{117569}{117621}Lucky for me I ran into you|the other evening.
{117623}{117669}Pat is just perfect|for this spread we're doing.
{117671}{117723}Glad I could be of help.
{117725}{117813}What brings you to girl country, Lewis?|Doing a little underhanded research?
{117815}{117866}As a matter of fact, I need your help.
{117868}{117942}We're trying a new approach|in a series of bathing suit ads.
{117944}{118002}I'd like you to recommend|a good pin-up photographer.
{118004}{118094}Why, that's easy. He's right here.|Greg Nolan, meet Lewis Penlow.
{118202}{118231}Good morning, Mr. Penlow.
{118233}{118300}Well, if it isn't the young man|with the truth.
{118308}{118375}- The truth is, you're fired.|- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
{118377}{118431}That goes for Landsdown Enterprises,|as well.
{118437}{118505}You can't fire me.|What have I done wrong?
{118507}{118571}- For one thing, you're out of uniform.|- That's not a good enough reason.
{118572}{118598}It is for me.
{118600}{118687}If you'll excuse me, Nolan, I'm expected|at a fund-raising luncheon within the hour.
{118688}{118730}Have you ever known me|to miss a single deadline?
{118732}{118768}You said yourself|my pictures were excellent.
{118770}{118833}What you've done is the lowest,|crudest, most unprincipled,
{118838}{118869}filthiest, dirtiest, crudest...
{118871}{118915}- You said "crudest."|...most reprehensible thing
{118916}{118952}I've ever heard of in my entire life!
{118954}{119036}- Well, how about that.|- Show me a liar, and I'll show thee a thief.
{119087}{119179}- Is that your final word on the matter?|- That's my final, cotton-picking word.
{119182}{119234}Okay, then. I'll resign.
{119236}{119305}Now, wait a minute. You can't resign.|I fired you.
{119307}{119383}I'm not giving you the satisfaction|of kicking me out.
{119390}{119463}How the hell did you manage|to hold down two jobs at once?
{119466}{119538}It wasn't easy.|I just traded off between you.
{119540}{119587}A couple hours here, a couple hours there.
{119589}{119648}Different lunch hours.|Different coffee breaks.
{119654}{119736}I'll be damned. Two full-time jobs.
{119738}{119804}That's the sneakiest thing I ever heard of.
{119808}{119839}Penlow had a few other names for it.
{119841}{119936}Forget Penlow. He's a stuffed shirt.|I like your style, Greg.
{119937}{119987}You're full of the old larceny.
{119988}{120049}- Thanks, Mike.|- Wish I had 50 more like you, by God.
{120051}{120149}You stop by the bookkeeper's desk|and tell her I said to double your salary.
{120166}{120208}Tell her yourself.
{120301}{120367}By God, I like his spirit.
{120389}{120440}Give me a double clam juice.
{120492}{120531}Bernice.
{120532}{120599}Bernice. Bernice.
{120601}{120672}Hi, darling. I was just fixing dinner for you.
{121657}{121682}(BERNICE SPEAKING)
{122742}{122799}How about that? Come on in, man.
{122800}{122859}Sit down and take a load off your feet.|Have you had some breakfast?
{122861}{122890}Where is she?
{122895}{122954}- Who?|- Who the hell do you think I mean?
{122966}{123003}It seems to me|she was staying at your place.
{123005}{123057}She disappeared.|Either last night or early this morning.
{123059}{123089}What do you want her for?
{123091}{123155}How the hell do I know?|Maybe I'm in love with her.
{123180}{123215}Maybe I want to marry her.
{123219}{123262}- You can't do that.|- Why not?
{123288}{123360}- All right, I do know where she is.|- Well, then, where is she?
{123440}{123475}What does that mean?
{123476}{123546}Well, she came here this morning|and asked me to take her back.
{123548}{123609}- Said she'd learned her lesson.|- And?
{123623}{123676}- And I agreed.|- I don't believe you.
{123678}{123743}Jeez. Look, I'm sorry.|It's just one of those things.
{123745}{123788}- The best man won.|- I want to talk to her.
{123790}{123857}- She said she didn't want to see you.|- You let her tell me that. Bernice!
{123873}{123903}Bernice!
{124166}{124196}Bernice.
{124297}{124353}I'm sorry, Greg. I really am.
{124875}{124898}(ALBERT WHIMPERS)
{125028}{125073}- Hi.|- Hi.
{125088}{125135}Mind if I sit here?
{125146}{125219}- On the sand?|- Sure. It's not my sand.
{125260}{125300}Why did you run away?
{125331}{125378}Harry said you came back to him.
{125400}{125437}Harry's full of lemon drops.
{125439}{125509}I haven't seen him|since he came to pick up his car.
{125523}{125595}Well, if you didn't go back to Harry,|then why did you leave?
{125610}{125669}- To think.|- About what?
{125706}{125736}Love.
{125748}{125788}What did you decide?
{125817}{125903}I decided I love you.
{125933}{125964}You know something?
{125977}{126016}I love you, too.
{126105}{126140}What did you feel?
{126142}{126196}- Nothing.|- Nothing?
{126205}{126242}N-O-T-H...
{126244}{126312}- Sic her, Albert!|- Now, wait a minute. That's not fair.
{126314}{126359}Go get her. Go get her, Albert. Go!
{126360}{126427}Albert! You traitor!
{126445}{126535}You can't do this to me! I feed you!
{126537}{126615}Albert! Help! I can't swim!
{126617}{126679}- I'll never forgive you!|- Come on in, Bernice.
{126681}{126770}- It's time to go home.|- I'll meet you halfway.
{128040}{128064}English - SDH
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