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ADULT SHELDON: Some people have
said I'm overly sensitive.
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[screaming]
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What now?
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Missy gave me
cinnamon gum!
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Sure,
sure.
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ADULT SHELDON:
And by some people,
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- I mean everyone.
- [panting]
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- While I may not be X-Men material...
- [sniffing]
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I have always possessed
unusually heightened senses.
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Ew.
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Georgie,
put your shoes back on!
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He can't smell this.
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Yes, I can!
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ADULT SHELDON: I also had
extraordinary hearing.
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During dinner,
I could tune out
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the cacophony
of chewing,
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slurping,
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chewing, cutlery scraping
against plates,
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chewing,
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and my father's heavy breathing
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as he wrestled
with a ketchup bottle.
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[George Sr. breathing heavily]
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But tonight, there was
one sound I couldn't tune out.
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[high-pitched buzzing]
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[slurping]
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Why aren't you
eating, Sheldon?
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[buzzing continues]How can I
with that horrible noise?
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What noise?
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That irritating,
high-pitched buzz.
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I don't hear nothin'.
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- Me, neither.
- [buzzing continues]How can you not?
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MISSY:
Wait.
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I think I hear it.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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It's coming out of your face.
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[buzzing continues]
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I guess I hear a little hum.
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Refrigerators make
noise, Sheldon.
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This is new. It's never
made this sound before.
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We should call a repairman.
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I'm not spending money
on a fridge that's workin'.
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Then think of it as spending
money on my mental stability.
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Ignore it, Sheldon.
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ADULT SHELDON: Ignoring things that
irritate me isn't my strong suit.
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[buzzing continues]
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Obsessively fixating on them...
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Now that's what gets me
out of bed in the morning.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 02 Episode
01
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[refrigerator buzzing]
Episode Title :
"A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels"
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[Sheldon humming]
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What are you doing?
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The sound from the refrigerator.
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It's right between D
and D-sharp.
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Ugh! It's making my skin
crawl.
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What if I hold a pillow
over your face
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for, like, a really long time?
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No, that's dangerous.
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Do you know
if we have earplugs?
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If we did, I'd
be wearing them.
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Go to sleep.
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[sighs]
I can't.
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Put your fingers
in your ears.
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And risk driving wax back
into my inner ear canal?
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No, thank you.
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[sighs]
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[humming]
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Oh.
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[continues humming note]
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Good morning.
[yells]
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[chuckles]:
Are you trying to kill me?
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No, I think
you're great.
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Then why are you
in my bed?
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I couldn't sleep.
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Our refrigerator is
making a weird noise.
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But so was one
of your nostrils,
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so don't expect
me back tonight.
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Go home before
I call the police.
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You wouldn't call the
police on your Moonpie.
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Then I'll call your mother.
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That you would do.
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And leave my extra key behind.
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Aw.
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Aw.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Do you know anything about
surviving psychological torture?
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Because my family
escaped communist Vietnam,
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we have to know about torture?
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That was my thought.
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Well, you're in luck.
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What do you want to know?
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I'm being tormented by a sound
coming from our refrigerator,
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and I don't know how
to deal with it.
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When my uncle was
in a reeducation camp,
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he would imagine
disemboweling his torturers
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with a bamboo spike.
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Maybe I'll just get a book
on refrigerator repair instead.
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Okay.
New subject.
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Jessica Gieger
wears a black bra.
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I saw it through the
sleeve of her shirt.
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Not beige, not pink.
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Black.
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So mysterious.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm going
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to take apart
the refrigerator
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and figure out what's
making that noise.
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That is a really good idea.
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Usually you're not
supportive of my efforts.
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I'm more mature now.
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[Missy giggles]
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Hi, Mom.
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What did you do?!
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Good news. I found out
what part was making that noise.
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You have to put
this back together!
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Now we're getting
to the bad news.
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What made you think
you could fix this?
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I'm smart...
and I had a book.
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Do you stillthink
you're smart?
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Yes.
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I told him not to do it.
He wouldn't listen.
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$200?!
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It'll be okay.
We'll find the money.
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[scoffs]
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Wait. The old fridge
in the garage![inhales sharply]
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What's it...? What was...?
What's that?
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[inhales sharply]
Well,
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I kind of donated
that fridge to the church.
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You know, for the needy.
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Are you kidding me?
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I see tense moments like this
more than you think. [laughs]
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I'll just give you guys
some space.
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You know how much it's gonna
cost to fix that fridge?
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$200. I have
really good hearing.
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Do you have any idea
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how hard I work for
the money we get?
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I'm sorry.
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I don't care how long it takes.
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You're gonna pay me back
every cent of this.
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Yes, sir.
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I am very disappointed in you.
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[quivering breath]
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You know if you cry,
I can't enjoy your pain.
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[crying]
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[crying loudly]
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[♪♪]
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Mom,
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since Sheldon cost you
all that money,
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who's your new favorite...
Me or Georgie?
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You know
I don't have favorites.
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Yeah, right.
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Okay, whoever takes
the trash out first is my favorite.
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She thinks we're stupid.
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Dad, I'm pleased
to tell you
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I've got a job to
pay back my debt.
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Is that so?
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I'm going to be
a paperboy.
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Well, that's great.
[chuckles]
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I'm proud of ya.
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How do you plan
on delivering these papers?
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Bicycle.
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You don't know
how to ride a bicycle.
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There's nothing
I can't learn.
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A week ago, I didn't know how
to take apart a refrigerator.
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[quietly]:
He can't deliver newspapers.
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Why not?
It's too dangerous.
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I think you're being
a little overprotective.
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You expect him
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to go riding
around at 5:00 a.m.
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with cars and dogs
and who knows what else?
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I did it when I was his age.
So did Georgie.
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You're gonna teach your brother
how to do this.
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What if I don't want to?
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You're doing it anyway.
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Hey, nobody asked
your opinion.
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I knew the answer.
I got excited.
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[sighs]
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[insects chirping]
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Georgie?
[knocking the door]
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Georgie?
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What?
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I'm ready to scrub the moral
stain off my character.
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I hate everything
about you.
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SHELDON: When does the
truck bring the papers?
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When it does.
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That's a tautology.
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- What?
- A tautology.
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A statement that's true,
but uninformative.
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Hey, you're supposed
to be the one teaching me.
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That's funny.
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[vehicle approaching]
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Oh, there it is!
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Over here!
Over here!
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This is exciting.
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It's somethin'.
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Thank you!
Have a great day!
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Now what?
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Take 'em into the
garage and fold 'em.
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Oh, boy.
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[grunting]
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GEORGE JR.: Fold 'em like this,
then rubber band.
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But you didn't fold it
into even thirds.
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- Nobody cares.
- I care.
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Then do whatever
you want.
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Wake me up when you're done.
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ADULT SHELDON:
Over the next 17 minutes,
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I used physics, geometry
and old-fashioned hard work
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to create the perfect
newspaper-folding system.
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I'm done.
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Great.
Let's load up the wagon.
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No, I'm done with this one;
I still have 39 more to go.
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[sighs]
He's gonna be fine.
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You don't have
to tell me that.
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I know he's gonna be fine.
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[groans]
If you believe that,
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why aren't you in bed
right now?
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Because this is the same boy
who couldn't find his way out
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of that sleeping bag.
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[sighs]
He made his way out.
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Just took him five
or ten minutes.
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I know you're
worried, but...
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he needs to experience
the world a little bit.
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Why not let him do it
when most of it's asleep?
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I suppose you're right.
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[grunts]
You coming back to bed?
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Are you crazy?
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That's my little boy
out there in the dark.
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Mm, but your big boy's
right here under the covers.
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Ugh.
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There is a nicer way
to say that.
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All right, you got
your list of addresses?
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- Right here.
- 'Kay. All you got to do
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is go up to each house
and throw the newspaper
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at their front door.
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Got it.
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All right,
I'm going back to bed.
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Thank you, Georgie.
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You've been
a wonderful teacher,
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and I'm very appreciative
that you took the ti...
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Ah! My hands are black!
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- Why are my hands black?
- Relax.
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It's just the ink
from the papers.
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Why wasn't I warned of this?!
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[water running]
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Out, damned spot.
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That's from Shakespeare!
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["Slow Ride" by Foghat playing]
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♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Slow ride ♪
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♪ Take it easy ♪
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♪ Slow ride ♪
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♪ Take it easy ♪
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♪ Slow ride ♪
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♪ Take it easy ♪
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Aw.
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[♪♪]
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Hey, Sheldon.
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Hello, Billy.
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Are you our new paperboy?
262
00:11:43,263 --> 00:11:45,204
Yes, I'm joining
the work-a-day world.
263
00:11:45,296 --> 00:11:47,828
I work, too!
I take care of our chickens.
264
00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,149
Don't get the wrong idea.
265
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:52,314
When I grow up, I plan on being
a theoretical physicist.
266
00:11:52,561 --> 00:11:53,492
Cool.
267
00:11:53,584 --> 00:11:55,105
I'm sticking with chickens.
268
00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:57,060
All righty then.
Have a nice day.
269
00:11:57,197 --> 00:11:58,263
You, too.
270
00:11:58,537 --> 00:12:00,361
Oh, cool, it's Monday.
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♪ Hold me ♪
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♪ Roll me ♪
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♪ Slow ridin' woman ♪
274
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- ♪ You're so fine ♪
- How's he doing?
275
00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:11,829
Been out here 20 minutes.
This is his second house.
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[♪♪]
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[Meemaw chuckles]
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He throws like you.
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[chuckles]
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♪ Slow ride ♪
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ADULT SHELDON:
To say this first day
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was challenging
would be an understatement.
283
00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:25,237
To say the rest of the week
got better from there would be
284
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,948
the kind of lie
that sets pants on fire.
285
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,110
♪ Slow ride ♪
286
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♪ Take it easy ♪
287
00:12:34,929 --> 00:12:36,486
♪ Slow down ♪
288
00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:39,095
- [barking]
- [screams]
289
00:12:39,187 --> 00:12:41,161
♪ Got to get your lovin' ♪
[caws]
290
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[screams]
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- ♪ Hold me ♪
- [caws]
292
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- [thunder rumbles, wind blowing]
- ♪ Roll me ♪
293
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♪ Slow ridin' woman ♪
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- ♪ You're so fine ♪
- Ah!
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Oh, no! Oh, my! Oh!
296
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:54,628
Oh, no! Oh, dear!
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
297
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,292
Oh, dear! Oh, dear!
Ah! Ah!
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[thunder rumbling]
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♪ Slow ride ♪
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- Oh, dear.
- ♪ Easy ♪
301
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Oh, dear.
302
00:13:07,974 --> 00:13:09,857
[shouting]
303
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Oh, dear!
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00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:13,093
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
305
00:13:13,185 --> 00:13:15,265
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
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00:13:15,357 --> 00:13:16,537
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
307
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,073
- ♪ Slow ride ♪
- Fun fact,
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the larger Sunday paper
required a second bundle.
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00:13:22,598 --> 00:13:23,727
[grunts]
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00:13:23,841 --> 00:13:26,324
- Oh, dear.
- ♪ Slow ride ♪
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ADULT SHELDON: After a week
of tangling with animals,
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Mother Nature,
and a delivery man
313
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,705
with a good arm
and a bad attitude,
314
00:13:34,797 --> 00:13:37,430
it was time to reap
the benefits of my hard work.
315
00:13:37,522 --> 00:13:38,460
[knocking]
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00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:39,838
Collecting!
317
00:13:39,992 --> 00:13:41,516
Collecting!
318
00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:45,983
- Hey, Sheldon.
- Hello, Mrs. Sparks.
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00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,596
I'm here to collect
for this week's paper delivery.
320
00:13:48,688 --> 00:13:50,528
Right. Hang on.
321
00:13:50,620 --> 00:13:53,774
Also, I'm given to understand
that tipping is customary,
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00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:56,618
so feel free
to express your appreciation.
323
00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:58,633
Here you go.
324
00:14:01,243 --> 00:14:03,006
You tipped me a dime?
325
00:14:03,098 --> 00:14:04,579
Is there a problem?
326
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,641
No, it just doesn't seem
like very much.
327
00:14:07,733 --> 00:14:09,583
You were late every day.
328
00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:11,170
Well, I had to brave
the elements.
329
00:14:11,262 --> 00:14:12,454
I saw you.
330
00:14:12,622 --> 00:14:15,215
"Brave" isn't the word
that I would use.
331
00:14:15,307 --> 00:14:16,281
[cackles]
332
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:17,661
[chuckles]
333
00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:22,581
Hey, Sheldon.
334
00:14:22,673 --> 00:14:24,001
You look sad.
335
00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:25,458
I am.
336
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,337
Want an egg?
337
00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:33,995
[alarm beeping]
338
00:14:34,087 --> 00:14:35,657
[groans]
339
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:37,795
Sheldon?
340
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:39,857
What?
341
00:14:40,076 --> 00:14:41,255
You suck.
342
00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:43,790
I'm sorry,
but I have a job to do.
343
00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:46,344
How much longer
till you pay Dad back?
344
00:14:46,864 --> 00:14:49,427
At this rate, six months.
345
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,896
You suck.
346
00:14:53,090 --> 00:14:54,354
MacELROY:
Make sure your parents
347
00:14:54,446 --> 00:14:57,092
sign these.
I'll need 'em back by Friday.
348
00:14:57,184 --> 00:14:58,728
Mr. Cooper,
you're late.
349
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,067
I know I'm late.
350
00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:01,843
My training wheels broke.
351
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,010
Training wheels?
352
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,098
Yes, Derek!
353
00:15:04,190 --> 00:15:05,709
I have training wheels
like a child!
354
00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:07,406
I also have a job
like an adult.
355
00:15:07,498 --> 00:15:09,381
I'm a very complicated person!
356
00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,133
Sure. Let's go
with complicated.
357
00:15:11,225 --> 00:15:13,688
Okay. Permission slips.
358
00:15:16,318 --> 00:15:17,340
What's in the mug?
359
00:15:17,432 --> 00:15:18,817
It's a coffee mug, Tam.
360
00:15:18,909 --> 00:15:20,537
What do you think is in it?
361
00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:21,647
Could be soup.
362
00:15:21,739 --> 00:15:22,924
[whispers]:
It's coffee.
363
00:15:23,016 --> 00:15:23,950
Where'd you get it?
364
00:15:24,042 --> 00:15:26,034
The teachers' lounge.
And before you ask,
365
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,930
no, I'm not the world's
greatest grandpa.
366
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,331
Since when do you drink coffee?
367
00:15:30,423 --> 00:15:32,604
I don't,
but this job is killing me.
368
00:15:32,696 --> 00:15:34,322
You wouldn't understand.
369
00:15:34,414 --> 00:15:35,790
[sips, coughs]
370
00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:38,061
You realize I have a job.
371
00:15:38,153 --> 00:15:40,171
At your parents'
convenience store?
372
00:15:40,263 --> 00:15:41,352
That doesn't count.
373
00:15:41,444 --> 00:15:42,468
Why not?
374
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,995
You get to sit
at a cash register
375
00:15:44,087 --> 00:15:45,878
and have the fun of doing math.
376
00:15:45,970 --> 00:15:48,343
Actually,
the cash register tells you
377
00:15:48,435 --> 00:15:49,674
how much change to give.
378
00:15:49,766 --> 00:15:51,868
Oh. That's too bad.
379
00:15:52,389 --> 00:15:53,389
[sips]
380
00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:55,013
[coughs]
381
00:15:56,286 --> 00:15:59,371
Oh, I hear they're opening
an Olive Garden
382
00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:01,026
where the old Sizzler
used to be.
383
00:16:01,118 --> 00:16:02,546
- On Hampton Road?
- Yeah.
384
00:16:02,638 --> 00:16:04,948
GEORGE SR.: I don't think
that was a Sizzler. That was a Chi-Chi's.
385
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,776
No, the Chi-Chi's is on Bedford,
386
00:16:06,868 --> 00:16:08,491
across from
the Payless Shoes.
387
00:16:08,583 --> 00:16:10,737
She's right. Because, one time,
we got shoes
388
00:16:10,829 --> 00:16:12,385
and then we got Chi-Chi's.
389
00:16:12,477 --> 00:16:13,788
That was a good day.
390
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,290
GEORGE SR.: Huh. I guess
that was a Sizzler.
391
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:17,702
I'm sorry
they closed that.
392
00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:19,659
Oh, there's still the
other one on Route 40.
393
00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:21,179
Who cares?!
394
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,451
You have a problem?
395
00:16:25,543 --> 00:16:27,288
Yes, I do.
I've had a long day.
396
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:28,666
Is it too much to ask
for a dinner
397
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,485
with a little peace and quiet?
398
00:16:30,606 --> 00:16:32,194
Sheldon, you
do not talk
399
00:16:32,286 --> 00:16:33,534
to your father like that.
400
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,438
Fine. I'd rather not speak
to any of you.
401
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,864
[grunts]
402
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,245
Maybe I better go talk to him.
403
00:16:40,337 --> 00:16:41,780
- No, I got this.
- George,
404
00:16:41,872 --> 00:16:43,151
maybe you should
calm down first.
405
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:44,716
I got this.
406
00:16:51,786 --> 00:16:53,334
You want to
explain yourself?
407
00:16:53,474 --> 00:16:54,843
I'd rather just go to bed,
408
00:16:54,935 --> 00:16:57,141
since I have to be up
in a few hours anyway.
409
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,422
Look, I understand you're tired,
but that is no reason
410
00:16:59,514 --> 00:17:01,156
for you...
I'm not just tired.
411
00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:04,030
I'm exhausted.
Everything hurts.
412
00:17:04,122 --> 00:17:05,102
I get up in the morning
413
00:17:05,194 --> 00:17:07,007
to do this job
I don't even like.
414
00:17:07,099 --> 00:17:08,620
And I'm doing it
just for the money,
415
00:17:08,712 --> 00:17:10,704
and it's not even
a lot of money.
416
00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:13,233
I keep trying harder
and harder,
417
00:17:13,325 --> 00:17:14,823
and it doesn't
even make a difference.
418
00:17:14,915 --> 00:17:16,854
So if you're going
to yell at me or punish me,
419
00:17:16,946 --> 00:17:18,586
let's just get it over with.
420
00:17:19,612 --> 00:17:20,810
[sighs]
421
00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:26,805
I'm not gonna punish you.
422
00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:28,946
Why not? I deserve it.
423
00:17:31,661 --> 00:17:33,722
Let me tell you about myday.
424
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:35,788
I got yelled at
by the principal
425
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,955
for benching a linebacker
who's flunking English.
426
00:17:38,047 --> 00:17:40,555
Then I got yelled at even
more by the kid's parents.
427
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:43,760
Then I had to break up
a fight in the locker room.
428
00:17:43,852 --> 00:17:45,336
Got elbowed in the neck.
429
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:46,641
That's a rough day.
430
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,000
That was all
before 10:00 a.m.
431
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,477
So I get what you're
going through.
432
00:17:52,569 --> 00:17:55,946
But you'll notice, I didn't come
home and take it out on you.
433
00:17:57,770 --> 00:17:59,555
No, you didn't.
434
00:18:00,153 --> 00:18:01,635
I want you to get
back in there,
435
00:18:01,727 --> 00:18:04,125
apologize to everyone,
and finish your dinner.
436
00:18:05,094 --> 00:18:06,505
Yes, sir.
437
00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:12,182
ADULT SHELDON: My father's
wisdom touched me deeply.
438
00:18:12,274 --> 00:18:13,632
Which is why, to this day,
439
00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:15,252
no matter
what I'm going through,
440
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,580
I am never irritating
or abusive
441
00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:20,102
to any of my friends
or loved ones.
442
00:18:21,158 --> 00:18:22,922
Ask them. They'll tell you.
443
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:28,346
ADULT SHELDON:
For the next several months,
444
00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:30,219
I continued working
my paper route
445
00:18:30,311 --> 00:18:32,500
until I paid my father back.
446
00:18:33,523 --> 00:18:36,074
[thunder rumbling]
447
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,399
And by "working,"
I mean "delegating."
448
00:18:43,016 --> 00:18:45,064
I have no idea where I am.
449
00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:47,001
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