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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:02,580 - Previously on Wynonna Earp... - John Henry Holliday, ma'am. 2 00:00:02,620 --> 00:00:03,880 - Boyfriend? - Oh... 3 00:00:03,950 --> 00:00:05,650 - I'm a vampire. - She's my wife. 4 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:06,710 You're married!! 5 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,279 I don't like you at all. 6 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:10,096 - Waverly's shtupping a cop. - Her name's Nicole. 7 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:12,930 - The one available guy in town. - Are you? Available. 8 00:00:13,941 --> 00:00:16,419 I have been covering this shit up for too long. 9 00:00:17,790 --> 00:00:19,290 I'm tired of it. 10 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,250 - What is that? - Bulshar's ring. 11 00:00:21,260 --> 00:00:22,260 That was fealty. 12 00:00:22,270 --> 00:00:24,800 - She's gone now. - Your sister is blessed. 13 00:00:24,870 --> 00:00:28,140 Her real father is an angel. An honest-to-God... 14 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,040 angel. 15 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:37,040 If only it were socially acceptable 16 00:00:37,110 --> 00:00:39,110 to wear this all year-round. 17 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:40,980 So... 18 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:44,990 who's up for some rum n' eggnog, hold the nog? 19 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,440 Come on, it can't be that bad. 20 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,280 Oh. 21 00:01:09,810 --> 00:01:13,350 Okay, okay. Wait. I've got something that'll help. 22 00:01:13,420 --> 00:01:15,680 Oh, man. 23 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:18,620 There! Now you're now fully elfed. 24 00:01:18,690 --> 00:01:21,920 I feel like I should knight you with a candy cane. 25 00:01:24,690 --> 00:01:26,060 Hey, whoa, whoa. 26 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,160 We're good for trees, hon. 27 00:01:28,230 --> 00:01:31,290 Well, with all due respect, ma'am, the season demands it. 28 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:32,970 Genuine article. 29 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,960 Are you questioning my festive decorating ability? 30 00:01:40,740 --> 00:01:43,040 We just banished a demon from this house. 31 00:01:43,110 --> 00:01:45,250 Last thing we need is mites. 32 00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:52,450 It's a whole thing. 33 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:55,060 I'm ready to get my Kringle on. 34 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:59,370 But Nedley really does make the perfect Santa. Right? 35 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:03,140 He's got a certain je ne sais jolly that you lack, honey. 36 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,679 So where's that leave me, then? 37 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,269 Legolas for life? 38 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:11,510 No. I know. It's not fair that you're always elf-cast. 39 00:02:11,570 --> 00:02:13,310 Mm-mm. It's not fair. 40 00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:15,910 But it sure is cute. 41 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:19,280 Well, that's not canon. 42 00:02:22,020 --> 00:02:24,690 It's that time of the year! 43 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:28,580 Oh, what are you... ? That's no angel. 44 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:30,760 - Well, I've always used this. - Not always. 45 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:33,930 I mean... after you left. 46 00:02:35,700 --> 00:02:38,079 Can I please, please 47 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:40,220 just give you two the Christmas that I always wanted? 48 00:02:40,300 --> 00:02:42,940 Prison Christmas was tough. 49 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:46,040 Our eggnog was scrambled. 50 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:53,050 I guess the menstru-angel can go back in my box. 51 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:54,750 Thank you, Wynonna. 52 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,139 Oh. My yams need to be mashed, 53 00:02:59,140 --> 00:03:00,620 and by the looks of it, so do you. 54 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:03,580 - Okay. - Go on. 55 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:08,160 Go chase down that tree-touting hunk of Holliday cheer. 56 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,730 It's Christmas. 57 00:03:10,730 --> 00:03:12,740 Well, I'm not calling Doc. 58 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:17,370 And I don't need to get laid, that's for... damn sure. 59 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:28,380 Purgatory Fire needs your help! 60 00:03:28,450 --> 00:03:30,950 Give back this holiday season. 61 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:35,220 Santa's knees are a little fragile, 62 00:03:35,300 --> 00:03:36,620 so there isn't gonna be any lap-sitting, 63 00:03:36,630 --> 00:03:38,900 but you can still tell me what you want. 64 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:42,280 - Uh... - How about you, son? 65 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,360 What would you like to have under your tree? 66 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:46,170 Selena Gomez. 67 00:03:46,230 --> 00:03:48,500 Aren't you a little old for this? 68 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:49,900 Santa? 69 00:03:51,070 --> 00:03:52,260 Santa, wait! 70 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,480 Okay, son, joke's over. 71 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:56,199 - Wait. Tim? - Santa, wait. 72 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,650 Santa! 73 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,110 Santa! 74 00:03:59,260 --> 00:04:01,580 - Santa? - Tim! 75 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:06,520 Tim! 76 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,280 Tim! 77 00:04:13,660 --> 00:04:14,700 Santa! 78 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:22,460 Tim? 79 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:35,120 Santa? 80 00:04:35,180 --> 00:04:37,950 Help me!! Help!!! 81 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:40,420 No!!! Help me!! 82 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:43,220 No!!! Oh, my God! 83 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:05,880 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 84 00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:11,520 Bye. 85 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:14,170 Oh... 86 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,750 - Bye, cutie. - Argh. 87 00:05:16,790 --> 00:05:18,660 Those your ears, or you just happy to see me? 88 00:05:18,670 --> 00:05:20,330 Yeah, don't. Okay. 89 00:05:21,730 --> 00:05:22,959 There's rum in it. 90 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,520 And you're gonna need it. 91 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,770 It's crazy having her back here. 92 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,800 Yes, as crazy as we thought she was last week. 93 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:33,180 Do you think she's okay now? 94 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,540 Mm... don't leave her alone today. 95 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:37,950 Mm. I won't. 96 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:40,350 I want to be here. 97 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:41,880 With her. 98 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,230 Oh, and I have to dig around for the menstru-angel. 99 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,420 Oh, no-go. 100 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:47,980 Mama's not a fan of our blessedly absorbent friend. 101 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:49,100 - What? - I know. 102 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,700 I didn't know they were tampons when I made it. 103 00:05:53,610 --> 00:05:56,010 - I can convince Mama. - Wait! 104 00:05:56,610 --> 00:05:58,820 There's something else. Um... 105 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:01,420 It's about your father. 106 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:02,739 My dad was an angel? 107 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:04,940 Like, an angel. Oh, God. 108 00:06:04,990 --> 00:06:06,579 No, they... Angels don't exist. 109 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:08,320 - Ah, shit. - Oh, my God, I'm hyperventilating. 110 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:10,190 What... ? How could he be an angel?! 111 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:11,819 Be an angel and tell me where you two keep 112 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:13,280 - the cranberry sauce? - Pfft. 113 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:14,329 Nobody actually eats it. 114 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:16,860 Hey! It's not Christmas without cranberry sauce! 115 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:19,270 So one of you better go get some pronto. 116 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:21,100 And you're gonna need to dig through this 117 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:22,750 to see if you can find anything worth saving. 118 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,140 Ugh. Um. 119 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:27,240 Guys!! We... we need to talk about this, okay? 120 00:06:27,850 --> 00:06:29,480 Wait. Did... 121 00:06:29,550 --> 00:06:32,120 did you just go out and slaughter a wild turkey? 122 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:34,850 Like I'm gonna feed my girls store-bought. Mm-mm. 123 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:38,120 No, you can't avoid this with "guiblets." 124 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:40,460 - Even really gross giblets. - Look, you... 125 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,960 you're my miracle baby. 126 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:45,059 And what better time of year 127 00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:48,180 to tell her about it than JC's birthday? 128 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,600 Please, Mama. I... 129 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:53,900 I've been waiting long enough. 130 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:55,870 Who is my father? 131 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,940 Fine. Okay, pull up a chair. 132 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:04,110 Oh, my God... this is happening. 133 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,280 Oh! 134 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:12,020 We were in love. 135 00:07:12,090 --> 00:07:14,060 His name was Julian. 136 00:07:14,890 --> 00:07:16,930 And he was everything that Ward wasn't. 137 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:19,980 He was kind, honest. 138 00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,900 Sobre. 139 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:24,700 Until he left without saying goodbye. 140 00:07:26,140 --> 00:07:28,340 Still, I don't regret the affair. 141 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:31,510 Especially because nine months later, 142 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:33,710 I got my Waverly. 143 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:38,580 You were born out of love, sweetie. 144 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:41,440 The kind of love that ditches a pregnant woman? 145 00:07:41,540 --> 00:07:43,180 You never tried to find him? 146 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:46,259 Kind of had my hands full with the demon 147 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:48,460 that arrived after you were born. 148 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,330 A demon that we beat together. 149 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,470 I don't feel like an angel. 150 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:01,670 I guess Bobo could've been lying. 151 00:08:01,740 --> 00:08:03,239 Bobo Del Rey? 152 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,240 Is that sonofabitch still around? 153 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:07,700 He was there the night you were born. 154 00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:09,680 What? He was? 155 00:08:10,550 --> 00:08:13,500 Oh, man, I gotta go. A kid went missing. 156 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,490 On Christmas? Well, go bring them home. 157 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,160 I plan to. 158 00:08:29,630 --> 00:08:30,630 Please. 159 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:32,320 Please, Mama. 160 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:35,110 No. I just want to spend the night with my girls. 161 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:37,370 I don't want to get lost in the Ghosts of Christmas past. 162 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,680 I just want to eat some turkey. 163 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,180 I'm vegan. 164 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:42,180 You're already a lesbian. 165 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,850 Speaking of which, is Nicole gonna join us for dinner? 166 00:08:46,420 --> 00:08:47,550 Yes. 167 00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:52,190 And, uh, maybe I could invite Dad too? 168 00:08:52,590 --> 00:08:55,060 - You got his number? - No, I don't. 169 00:08:55,130 --> 00:08:57,499 But if either of you two know where Bobo is, 170 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,929 maybe you could ask him. 171 00:08:58,930 --> 00:09:01,170 I'm assuming that he's still the same sonofabitch 172 00:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,780 that he was back when I used to know him? 173 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,900 Oh, yeah, he's a total shit. 174 00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:07,600 - Whoo-ee! - Whoa, whoa, no, no, no! 175 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:10,280 Out, out. And get rid of the needles in the hallway. 176 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,940 I can already feel the vice tightening up around my sinuses. 177 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,099 Well, it was intended as a festive gesture, 178 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:17,009 hoping to brighten up the place. 179 00:09:17,010 --> 00:09:19,950 Well, you know, I'm not feeling very festive right now. 180 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,560 Is that why you got rid of your moustache? 181 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:29,579 Maybe you need to find yourself 182 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:31,880 a handsome gentleman to get into the spirit with? 183 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,160 No. A: My mood has nothing to do with guys, okay? 184 00:09:34,170 --> 00:09:36,439 I-I passed the Bechdel test with flying colours. 185 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,760 A whole rainbow of them. 186 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,370 - What? - Exactly. 187 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:44,940 Look, it's been my experience that, uh, 188 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:47,580 romantic entanglements... 189 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:49,580 they can alleviate all kinds of stressors. 190 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:51,460 Okay, well... we don't all have 191 00:09:51,470 --> 00:09:53,439 a Black-Friday-stand- ing-outside-of-Best-Buy 192 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,089 amount of people fawning over us. 193 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,590 Okay, I am trying here, Jeremy, but these references... 194 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,960 Rosita, Kate the vampire, Wynonna freaking Earp. 195 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,860 Yeah, I... I couldn't even get one dude to call me back. 196 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,430 Robin didn't call. 197 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,840 He didn't call. 198 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,800 May I give you some well-worn advice? 199 00:10:14,870 --> 00:10:16,610 You be direct. 200 00:10:16,670 --> 00:10:18,680 You ask for what you want. 201 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:20,880 It is Christmas, after all. 202 00:10:22,510 --> 00:10:23,880 Thanks, Doc. 203 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:27,880 Okay. 204 00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:39,300 Be direct. Be direct. 205 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,500 Okay. 206 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:02,690 Don't... No! Ah!! 207 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:10,790 - Your name? - Timothy. 208 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:14,560 - Your family name? - McBlake. 209 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:19,100 Oh, dear. 210 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,500 I'm afraid you made the naughty list. 211 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:26,940 No! No, don't put me in there! No! 212 00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:41,679 Guys, I completely understand your concern. 213 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:44,340 Really, I promise, we are doing the best that we can. 214 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,650 I'll... be right with you. Just one second. 215 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:50,800 What, no marshmallows? Not like there's a kid missing, huh? 216 00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:54,220 Alright. Hang in there. 217 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:56,220 Okay. 218 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,990 It's bad, okay? 219 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000 He's taking it really hard, 220 00:12:02,001 --> 00:12:03,200 because he was there when it happened. 221 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,010 - When what happened? - That's what we'd like to know! 222 00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:06,416 Just keep walking, back towards the lot. 223 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,600 Charlie'll fill you in on the rest. 224 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,300 Charlie? 225 00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:13,210 Sir, I really need you... Just calm down. 226 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:22,380 We need to get this kid back. 227 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,550 It's Christmas. 228 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,990 Totally. 229 00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:31,630 Uh, hi. Wynonna Earp. 230 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,630 Charlie. Fire Services. 231 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,300 That's your last name? 232 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:40,300 Okay. 233 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:46,570 I mean... it's way too much for a kid. 234 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:50,010 It's staged to make it look like he's dead. So, really, 235 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:53,960 totally acceptable environment in which to make jokes. 236 00:12:54,120 --> 00:12:57,250 Could be animal for all we know. 237 00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:59,720 Yeah, li-like that Sherlock story. 238 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:03,060 Bunch of blood turned out to be from a dog? 239 00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:06,330 I'll take it to my guy for testing. 240 00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:07,860 You have a guy? 241 00:13:07,930 --> 00:13:10,500 Uh... just part of my team. 242 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:12,570 You... you have a... a team? 243 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,170 A whole posse, actually. 244 00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:18,670 Whoa! Look out! 245 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:22,180 Oh, thanks. 246 00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:25,510 That's not usually my thing, being saved. I do the saving. 247 00:13:25,580 --> 00:13:28,350 I saw the branch... took action. 248 00:13:33,860 --> 00:13:36,360 This strain shouldn't grow this far north. 249 00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:38,860 You into trees, too? 250 00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:42,060 Fire-hall library had some books on arborism. 251 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,400 - Now... - Thanks. 252 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,970 About this, uh, this team? 253 00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:52,270 Yo, nerdzilla. 254 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:55,980 Oh. Aw, you brought me coffee. 255 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,210 Inside. We need it tested. 256 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,880 If it's fresh? If it's human? Full science-guy mark-up. 257 00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:01,950 Ah, yes, sure. Okay, 258 00:14:01,951 --> 00:14:03,619 I'll call up my blood-splatter analyst, 259 00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,780 behavioural profiler and Helen Mirren to see what's up. 260 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,459 You're gonna have to forgive 261 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,399 his Ebenezer-esque demeanour. 262 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,740 He is still smarting from a romantic disappointment. 263 00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:14,880 Okay, a kid is missing. 264 00:14:14,950 --> 00:14:17,220 And we don't talk about Helen Mirren in that tone. 265 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,280 - Okay. - Waves. 266 00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:23,760 Uh, I need... you to check a last name, McBlake, 267 00:14:23,770 --> 00:14:25,239 and cross-reference it with the VIP 268 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,689 townspeople the vamps were after. 269 00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:28,730 McBlake. Tim McBlake? 270 00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:31,230 Yeah, no, their family's been in Purgatory forever. 271 00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,120 I think they were originally prospectors. 272 00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:35,870 Great. Thanks. Uh, how's Mom? 273 00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,740 Elbows deep in turkey guts. Yeah. 274 00:14:41,810 --> 00:14:43,219 I should get back to her. 275 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,740 Okay. 276 00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:45,770 Uh, no, please don't. 277 00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:48,910 Old family, so this is most likely Bulshar. 278 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,580 Pardon? Who-shar? 279 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,250 Just a gu... guy. 280 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,190 Uh, huge dick. 281 00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,319 He is a huge dick. 282 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:00,340 I-I don't know about his size... down there. 283 00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:02,260 - He's probably an innie. - Mm-hmm. 284 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,979 - Uh, he's not super great. - Uh-huh. 285 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,330 He's a fella who holds a grudge against this town 286 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,000 and those who've lived here longer than a few weeks. 287 00:15:10,070 --> 00:15:12,339 So the kid that was taken is from a 288 00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:14,280 family that's been in Purgatory for decades. 289 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,520 Wait, wait. Robin's family too! 290 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,756 He mentioned it, that his dad would never leave town, 291 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:20,160 because they've been here forever. 292 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,699 It means I wasn't ghosted! 293 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:24,000 My date was just kidnapped by Bulshar, maybe! 294 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,300 Huzzah. 295 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:27,520 Go test the blood. 296 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:28,710 - Yes. - Great. 297 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,799 Doc, we need to find someone who knows more 298 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,080 about why Bulshar was going after first families. 299 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,090 - That's a good idea. - Thank you. 300 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,430 You know anyone like that? 301 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,259 Large incisors? Someone... 302 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:42,819 you married... one time? 303 00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:45,870 Yes, we may speak with my wife. 304 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,510 You guys are wild. Hm. 305 00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:58,250 You finally came. 306 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,670 Doc Holliday. And Wyatt's great-granddaughter. 307 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:08,179 You're missing a "great", Kate. 308 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:10,220 N-not an intentional rhyme. 309 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:11,839 We're on the clock, plus... 310 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,200 I don't need an invitation to enter places. 311 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:15,860 Doc, too, can enter wherever he wants. 312 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:19,750 We are here for information on the vampire pack. 313 00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,219 I'll provide whatever I can. 314 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,939 Okay. So what's the deal 315 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,480 with Otto and Company's whole VIP thing? 316 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:27,480 All we knew was to separate the descendants 317 00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:30,260 of the first families of Purgatory from all the residents. 318 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:33,360 And we couldn't kill any. Bulshar needed them. 319 00:16:33,430 --> 00:16:35,930 - For what? - That, I don't know. 320 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,760 Bullshit. 321 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:41,599 Wynonna, please go easy. 322 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,220 She's obviously gone through a lot. 323 00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:45,700 She's been taken by vampires, turned into one. 324 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,140 She's a victim. 325 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:52,910 I'm the same as the day I met you. 326 00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:57,480 Pfft. 327 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:59,220 You mean to tell me... 328 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,180 Queen of the Damned, meet King of the Dense. 329 00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:03,520 The vamp was calling from inside the house. 330 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,730 Why didn't you tell me? 331 00:17:06,790 --> 00:17:09,560 I did. Many times. 332 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,300 "Doc, I'm a vampire. 333 00:17:11,370 --> 00:17:14,799 Doc, I drink blood. Doc, let me bite you." 334 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,156 Yeah, I thought that was role playing. 335 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:19,009 Oh, gag reflex getting swole over here. 336 00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,910 You don't remember. 337 00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:24,160 Do you not remember how much opium we would smoke? 338 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:26,859 Wouldn't be good opium if I could. 339 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,619 And it's why I never had, 340 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:32,060 or never could have, photos taken. 341 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,399 And why I got my girl Sally 342 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,880 to pose as the outlaw Big Nose Kate. 343 00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:42,200 You said that was so the law could not identify you. 344 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,060 Or because vampires can't be captured on film. 345 00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:47,540 Pretty smart, Big Nose. 346 00:17:47,980 --> 00:17:49,999 Nicknamed after my specialty in the boudoir. 347 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 I was famous for it. 348 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,300 So why did you leave when I got sick? 349 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,720 I couldn't bear to see you like that. 350 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:03,550 And then I got word you'd died. So... 351 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,960 I reunited with my undead family in Europe. 352 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,800 Not a day went by I didn't think of you, though. 353 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,460 The nights that turned into mornings, 354 00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,390 our bodies, the passion... 355 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:16,060 Ah, okay, I'm officially gonna need a bucket. 356 00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:17,600 Great chat, you two. 357 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,630 I also was a friend of Wyatt's, Wynonna. 358 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,700 I could be of some service. 359 00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:23,570 Uh, no new team members, but thanks. 360 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:26,270 Enjoy squatting in my friend's house. That's cool. 361 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:28,470 You forgot this the other night. 362 00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:39,520 Was that really necessary? 363 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,780 It's her friend's house? 364 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,360 She'll warm up to you. 365 00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:48,720 And what about you? When will you warm up? 366 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,600 She may not need you, Doc, but I do. 367 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:55,570 You seem to think I'm an angel. 368 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,000 Tell me about the night I was born. 369 00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:00,470 Oh... 370 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,080 That was a happy day. 371 00:19:07,910 --> 00:19:10,220 I was on a dig when I heard screaming 372 00:19:10,260 --> 00:19:12,300 coming from the Gibson greenhouse. 373 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:15,860 - It was Michelle. - He should be here. 374 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,320 He should be here. He should be here. 375 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,360 Where's Julian?! He needs to protect her! 376 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,630 If you hurt her, I'll... I swear... 377 00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:28,019 Please. Please... 378 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:30,320 save the baby. Save Waverly. 379 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,210 Waverly? 380 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,910 I knew... 381 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,980 when I saw you... 382 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:46,720 ... when I heard your name... 383 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:50,260 you... were different. 384 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,630 Michelle had lost a lot of blood. 385 00:19:53,690 --> 00:19:55,800 She passed out. 386 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,660 And so I took you... 387 00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,639 ... to him. 388 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,700 Ward?! 389 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:05,810 Ward Earp. 390 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:10,410 What the hell do you want? 391 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,350 This is for you. 392 00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:16,819 Get that thing away from me. 393 00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:18,820 It's not mine. 394 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,160 You will take this baby. You will care for it. 395 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:32,160 And if I find out you've hurt this angel... 396 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:35,570 I will come for you. And I... 397 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,100 ... will kill you. 398 00:20:43,110 --> 00:20:44,879 You're my hero, Bobo. 399 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,140 Or at least you sure make yourself seem like one. 400 00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,250 But you're leaving out one important detail. 401 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,919 Yeah? What's that? 402 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,690 You just coincidentally end up at the greenhouse 403 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,620 the night my dad goes missing. 404 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,030 Missing... for some. 405 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,560 What? 406 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:09,559 You know where Julian is? 407 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,239 Is he still in the Triangle? 408 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:12,579 Oh... 409 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:14,140 Alive? 410 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,240 Story time's over, little girl. 411 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,159 And that's information you get 412 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,940 when I find myself topside. 413 00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,999 If there's one thing I've learned in this life... 414 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,050 Yeah. 415 00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:29,860 - ... it's that I'm done playing your games. - Oh. 416 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,890 You're right, Bobo. Story time's over. 417 00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:35,230 No. 418 00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:39,200 Hold up. 419 00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:41,570 What?! You gonna tell me about the time you had a three-way 420 00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:43,159 with Amelia Earhart and Laura Ingalls? 421 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,160 Wynonna! 422 00:21:47,310 --> 00:21:50,510 It's bad luck to refuse a kiss underneath the mistletoe. 423 00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,700 You waiting for one or you offering? 424 00:21:53,740 --> 00:21:55,680 The offer is always there. 425 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,330 Huh. Well, maybe you should stick to kissing your wife. 426 00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:02,760 I have not been with her in a century. 427 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:07,330 Oh... so your knife was at her place 428 00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:09,130 because your dishwasher was broken? 429 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,560 It is not my jam to be the other woman. 430 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,140 Dammit, Wynonna, you're not the other woman! You're... 431 00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:20,110 ... another woman. 432 00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:22,240 What does that mean? 433 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:26,110 It means she was my wife and now you're... 434 00:22:27,550 --> 00:22:30,350 ... someone I shared something even greater with. 435 00:22:30,420 --> 00:22:33,090 More than just romance. I mean, we had a baby. 436 00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:48,719 Isn't it time that we stopped being scared 437 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,720 and started being honest with one another? 438 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,059 Honestly, I don't know what to do with you. 439 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:55,060 You could admit you love me. 440 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,980 Let's just get back to work. 441 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,560 I was right there and I couldn't save him. 442 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,900 I froze. I never freeze. 443 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,730 You have been cooped up in here all day. 444 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,339 The kid's not the only one who's missing. 445 00:23:22,340 --> 00:23:23,639 We really need you out there. 446 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,879 Why? There's nothing we can do. 447 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,509 We got no money, we got no clue. 448 00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:28,310 We got help. 449 00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:31,100 People don't just disappear, even here. 450 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,820 We should have a whole team combing those woods. 451 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:36,020 What's the point? To bring them home? 452 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:38,480 To Purgatory? 453 00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:42,220 Where bad things just happen? 454 00:23:46,930 --> 00:23:49,239 Nicole, a couple weeks ago, 455 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,240 I saw vampires bite Lonnie's head off, 456 00:23:51,260 --> 00:23:53,300 and the next night I binged-watched an entire season 457 00:23:53,370 --> 00:23:56,400 of Pretty Little Liars like nothing ever happened. 458 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:58,800 But this... 459 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,370 Look. 460 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,280 Something changed in that tree lot. 461 00:24:04,340 --> 00:24:06,150 I c-can't snap out of it. 462 00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:10,280 You have to. You're the sheriff. 463 00:24:15,140 --> 00:24:16,580 Tim! 464 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,020 - Tim! - Tim! 465 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,860 - Tim! - Tim! 466 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,940 Tim! 467 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:33,939 Okay, Tim, come out! Come back! 468 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,940 Tim! 469 00:24:52,790 --> 00:24:56,260 Oh, no! No! No. 470 00:24:56,330 --> 00:24:59,030 Ah! Oh! 471 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,940 Watch. 472 00:25:07,470 --> 00:25:11,240 Just as your ancestors watched my final moments. 473 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,310 Ah! Ah! Oh! 474 00:25:45,340 --> 00:25:47,080 Wait. So you're saying he's alive. 475 00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:48,520 Well, the vampires cannot kill 476 00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:50,339 the first families. This much we know. 477 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,890 So the boy and, yes, Robin, could be... 478 00:25:52,900 --> 00:25:54,170 - Ah... - Yes, but... 479 00:25:54,220 --> 00:25:55,220 we still need to figure out 480 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,709 where Bulshar is keeping them. 481 00:25:56,710 --> 00:25:58,199 Do the petals help? 482 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,200 Ah, well, they don't grow in the forest, 483 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:03,050 or anywhere naturally around here. 484 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:05,520 But they are one of the many fragrant flowers 485 00:26:05,590 --> 00:26:07,179 that are often planted near factories 486 00:26:07,180 --> 00:26:08,500 that produce noxious odours. 487 00:26:08,580 --> 00:26:09,739 Like at a butcher shop? 488 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,980 Remember that blood you found in the forest? 489 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,319 - Yeah. Yeah, I do. - Well, it wasn't from a kid. 490 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,199 It was from pigs. 491 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,160 I saw Carrie, I know what's up. 492 00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:20,879 Isn't there an abattoir off of Rural Road 3? 493 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,840 Yeah. And a smelting plant on Highway 12. 494 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:24,819 Or the hog farm on Wellburne. 495 00:26:24,820 --> 00:26:27,050 Alright then, let's saddle up. Abattoir first. 496 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,740 Why go together? Time is... crucial, right? 497 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,540 Well, because it's dangerous. 498 00:26:31,610 --> 00:26:33,480 Uh, I don't need protecting. 499 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,539 What's important is we check each place 500 00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:36,619 and then radio for help 501 00:26:36,620 --> 00:26:38,750 once we confirm our people are there. Right? 502 00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:40,390 If that's what you want. 503 00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:49,540 Tiny Tim. 504 00:26:49,630 --> 00:26:55,860 Your great-great-great- grandfather betrayed me. 505 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,580 Did you know that? 506 00:26:58,470 --> 00:27:00,570 The other families betrayed me, too. 507 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,340 They disgust me. 508 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:04,610 You disgust me. 509 00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:10,250 Is that why he sold me out to Wyatt Earp? 510 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:14,199 Why he gave him the keys to the sheriff's office 511 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,440 so they could ambush me? 512 00:27:16,490 --> 00:27:20,130 So I could end up in the ground for a century?! 513 00:27:24,970 --> 00:27:26,900 I'm next. 514 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:29,840 - It's my turn. - Jett... 515 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,540 the milliner. 516 00:27:32,540 --> 00:27:34,810 You and I gonna do this, or what, cue ball? 517 00:27:35,610 --> 00:27:36,910 Now. 518 00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:40,680 Later. 519 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:47,220 No! No! 520 00:27:51,730 --> 00:27:53,490 Death... 521 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,900 has come for all of you. 522 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,330 It's okay, dude. It'll be alright. 523 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,570 It's gonna be alright. 524 00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:15,080 Lemme guess: super-duper locked? 525 00:28:15,150 --> 00:28:17,740 - What are you doing here? - Jeremy texted me the address. 526 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,950 Huh. 527 00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:22,699 Oh. come on. 528 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:24,850 Don't you think you'd know if I was supernatural by now? 529 00:28:24,860 --> 00:28:26,336 Who said anything about supernatural? 530 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:27,439 The killer branch? 531 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,059 The guy we're chasing whose name is "Bulshar"? 532 00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:31,820 Don't exactly get that from a Baby Name Book. 533 00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:33,770 Still. Humour me. 534 00:28:49,850 --> 00:28:52,350 Okey-dokey. You are just a man. 535 00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:53,920 Just a man... 536 00:28:53,990 --> 00:28:55,820 standing in front of a marshal, 537 00:28:56,190 --> 00:28:58,930 asking her to let him help rescue a bunch of people. 538 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,439 Chains around both doors. 539 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,580 Any chance you brought a big ol' fire axe? 540 00:29:05,630 --> 00:29:08,100 I did. And I've got a big hose. 541 00:29:35,330 --> 00:29:37,760 Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. 542 00:29:39,170 --> 00:29:42,769 Ho, ho, hold my calls while I kick some honeycomb ass. 543 00:29:42,770 --> 00:29:44,970 - Who you talking to? - I'm not sure. 544 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,540 Oh, hurry up. 545 00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:52,280 - Right here, right here. - Free us. Help us. 546 00:29:52,350 --> 00:29:55,110 Get me out of here. 547 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,050 Good. 548 00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,299 Thanks for your help. 549 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,560 My pleasure. It's what I do. 550 00:30:03,590 --> 00:30:06,190 Yeah, yeah, I get it. You save people. 551 00:30:06,260 --> 00:30:08,579 Where were you with a pun 552 00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:10,659 or a one-liner when I could've used one? 553 00:30:10,660 --> 00:30:13,430 How about, like, uh... 554 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,240 you think I could be a keeper? 555 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,469 Maybe leave the wit to Wynonna, huh? 556 00:30:19,470 --> 00:30:21,070 Yeah, fair enough. 557 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,750 My dude. 558 00:30:27,210 --> 00:30:28,810 Alright. 559 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:32,060 Now... where's the big guy? 560 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:34,150 Bulshar got out. 561 00:30:38,230 --> 00:30:39,590 Huh. 562 00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:42,230 - Oh, my God. - Let's get you guys cleaned up. 563 00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,830 Yeah. 564 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:47,130 Oh. Mom. 565 00:30:52,910 --> 00:30:55,340 Looks like Santa came early this year. 566 00:30:55,410 --> 00:30:58,840 For once, Mrs. Claus wasn't, like: "What about me?" 567 00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:01,180 Maybe not the right vibe? 568 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:03,179 Alright. You're right. 569 00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:05,180 Premature e-joke-lation on my part. 570 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:11,760 Hey. 571 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,330 Ah, you shaved the 'stache. 572 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,960 Uh, yeah, I... I thought you didn't like it. 573 00:31:18,980 --> 00:31:21,370 No, I got... kidnapped by zombie beekeepers. 574 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,060 Okay, that was my second guess. 575 00:31:23,670 --> 00:31:25,200 I mean, uh, you wouldn't have ghosted 576 00:31:25,270 --> 00:31:27,179 if you weren't kidnapped, right? 577 00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:28,839 Totally cool if you would have. 578 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,279 I just want to read the signals. 579 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,340 I just want... I want to try something. 580 00:31:39,790 --> 00:31:41,290 - So? - Yeah. 581 00:31:41,350 --> 00:31:43,890 - Christmas dinner, my place? - Yeah, I'd love to. 582 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,730 Uh... but... my family. 583 00:31:46,790 --> 00:31:49,460 - Oh, no, of course, of course. - But how about Boxing Day? 584 00:31:49,530 --> 00:31:51,530 Leftover tofurkey burritos it is. 585 00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:53,530 Alright. 586 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,740 Well... good teamwork there, buddy. 587 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,880 - Like I'm on the team. - Well, you're team-adjacent. 588 00:31:59,940 --> 00:32:01,740 And that depends if you rat me out. 589 00:32:01,810 --> 00:32:03,880 - For what? - This. 590 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,390 Hey. 591 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:23,400 So you were a good elf today. Better than good. 592 00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:25,600 I'm just glad everybody's safe. 593 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,740 And I was a bad Santa. 594 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,340 And not the funny kind, 595 00:32:33,410 --> 00:32:35,640 where Santa blasphemes a whole lot. 596 00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:38,480 I was bad at my job. 597 00:32:39,010 --> 00:32:42,410 - Hey, no. It happens to all of us. - Not to me. 598 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,820 And it's not gonna happen again. 599 00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:53,160 Ah. Do I get to be Santa next year? 600 00:32:53,230 --> 00:32:55,860 No. No, Nicole. 601 00:33:01,770 --> 00:33:03,240 I'm retiring. 602 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:11,800 Nobody leaves this table till you pop a button! 603 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:14,190 Mm. Yum. 604 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:17,460 So you okay, or... ? 605 00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:19,480 You said you were gonna call if... 606 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,360 Oh, Charlie was there. It was fine. 607 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:26,440 So that is that, then? 608 00:33:29,910 --> 00:33:32,080 I can't believe we're all together for Christmas. 609 00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:34,380 - Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Well, most of us. 610 00:33:36,150 --> 00:33:37,880 Hey, to... 611 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,750 ... to fallen comrades. 612 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,790 To the brave. 613 00:33:46,390 --> 00:33:49,030 Ooh! To Sheriff Nicole Haught. 614 00:33:49,090 --> 00:33:52,100 Ah, Nicky Nicky Nine Door! Come on. 615 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,060 Okay, Nicole, it... it's fine. 616 00:33:54,130 --> 00:33:57,330 Mm. Uh... to not getting ghosted. 617 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,970 - Hey. - Hey-oh. 618 00:33:58,980 --> 00:34:01,400 To the reappearance of Jeremy's upper lip. 619 00:34:02,210 --> 00:34:04,040 You look... you look handsome. 620 00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:06,880 Excuse me. 621 00:34:08,550 --> 00:34:10,810 - I have to go. - On Christmas? 622 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:17,100 This is the part where you go after him, numbnuts. 623 00:34:17,260 --> 00:34:19,490 I found the gravy boat! 624 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,060 You're not going anywhere before we have more turkey. 625 00:34:22,130 --> 00:34:23,259 - No, ma'am. - Mm. 626 00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:25,820 Michelle, this is delicious. Thank you. 627 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:28,530 Well, thank you, Nicole. 628 00:34:29,330 --> 00:34:32,270 And for thank you making my Waverly so happy. 629 00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:35,040 Well, I've always known she was an angel. 630 00:34:35,970 --> 00:34:39,140 Maybe I should've made Bobo tell me where Dad is. 631 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,076 You know, I could've shot him in the kneecap... 632 00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:42,280 No. 633 00:34:42,350 --> 00:34:44,080 You shouldn't have. 634 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:47,320 Because you focused on what was here, 635 00:34:47,490 --> 00:34:49,220 around this table. 636 00:34:51,090 --> 00:34:52,860 You made this your family. 637 00:34:54,330 --> 00:34:57,880 I look around and I am so... 638 00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:01,400 I'm so damn proud of what... 639 00:35:01,470 --> 00:35:03,870 you two girls created. 640 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,359 I wasn't there... 641 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:10,360 but you made this your family. 642 00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:23,290 This family ain't perfect. 643 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,690 And that's what's so great about it. 644 00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:39,070 You know, you should just, uh... 645 00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:41,440 fill up the sink just to save water. 646 00:35:41,510 --> 00:35:42,720 That way... 647 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:44,459 You want to give the dishes a dirty bath? 648 00:35:44,460 --> 00:35:46,460 Uh-uh. 649 00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:49,559 Right. Guess they didn't screen An 650 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,519 Inconvenient Truth at the mental institution. 651 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,039 Which is fair. 652 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:54,649 Nicole! 653 00:35:54,650 --> 00:35:56,159 What is important to me today 654 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,560 is saving you some time. You are officially dismissed. 655 00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:00,660 Go after your man. 656 00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:05,000 My baby daddy is... 657 00:36:05,060 --> 00:36:06,830 married to a vampire. 658 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,330 That's a Harlequin I'd read. 659 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:13,900 And I still don't think I deserve him. 660 00:36:13,970 --> 00:36:15,670 Of course you do. 661 00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:19,940 Wynonna, don't settle, like I did. 662 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,410 We can find Julian if you want. 663 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:27,399 Yeah, we could put Peacemaker on Bobo and 664 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,560 make him tell us everything he knows. 665 00:36:29,590 --> 00:36:31,419 But wherever he is, the fact is 666 00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:33,000 he ditched you the day you gave birth, 667 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,430 so, you know, if we find him... got words. 668 00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:43,100 You've got us now, Mama. 669 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,910 I'm just gonna go out for a bit. 670 00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:55,510 Not gonna say where I'm going or to see who or to do... do what. 671 00:36:57,060 --> 00:36:58,079 You're a grown woman. 672 00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,660 You make up your own mind now. We all do. 673 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:08,590 Love you, Mama. 674 00:37:21,410 --> 00:37:22,910 That was fun. 675 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:25,610 Was it? 676 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,480 No, it was awful. 677 00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:31,350 Thought you'd be more freaked out. 678 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:34,020 Well, this town's got a bit of a reputation. 679 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:38,000 Besides... we saved them. 680 00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:40,390 There will be more. 681 00:37:41,630 --> 00:37:44,030 But what am I gonna do, give up? 682 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:47,160 Lie down and scream while I wait? 683 00:37:48,830 --> 00:37:50,730 Unless someone makes me. 684 00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:55,259 Your ability to shift from 685 00:37:55,260 --> 00:37:57,260 one inappropriate thought to the next... 686 00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,939 - It's a gift. - It's really something. 687 00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:07,180 - This you flirting? - I mean... 688 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,650 Sure. 689 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,360 Bad breakup? 690 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:16,630 Massive trust issues, too. 691 00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:19,260 Ah, well, I like a challenge. 692 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,710 No strings. I can't do that right now. 693 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,910 Does that work? 694 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:35,680 Let's find out. 695 00:38:49,830 --> 00:38:52,900 You shouldn't have told Waverly those things. 696 00:38:53,330 --> 00:38:54,630 Oh, hi, Michelle. 697 00:38:58,340 --> 00:38:59,700 I brought you some dinner. 698 00:39:00,910 --> 00:39:03,270 Nothing comes free from Earp women. 699 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:05,810 You know where he is? Julian? 700 00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:09,250 What's in it for me? 701 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,900 Mm... it's too much tryptophan! 702 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,600 Trypto-what-now? 703 00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:34,440 - Ta-dah! - Fan... tastic. 704 00:39:34,540 --> 00:39:36,440 Baby, what's going on? 705 00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,210 Well... 706 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,750 I, uh, I wanted to say sorry for earlier. 707 00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:43,020 I was preoccupied with my own stuff, you know, 708 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,699 that I couldn't properly celebrate your big news. 709 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,390 - Oh. - So... 710 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:51,160 ... Sheriff Nicole Haught... 711 00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:53,390 ... let me make it up to you. 712 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,360 ♪ Oh I love you love you love you ♪ 713 00:39:58,430 --> 00:40:00,070 ♪ More each year ♪ 714 00:40:00,130 --> 00:40:03,000 ♪ They could strip away the cheer ♪ 715 00:40:03,070 --> 00:40:05,600 ♪ I'd still be standing here ♪ 716 00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:08,070 Do you hate it? 717 00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:11,380 No! I don't hate it. Of course I don't. 718 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,839 Okay, here, put that on. 719 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,260 Here. 720 00:40:14,450 --> 00:40:16,480 - How's this? - Good. 721 00:40:16,550 --> 00:40:19,780 ♪ Oh you gave me gave me gave me ♪ 722 00:40:19,820 --> 00:40:21,590 ♪ The greatest gift ♪ 723 00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:23,960 ♪ I can strike it off my list ♪ 724 00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:27,760 ♪ I no longer need to wait ♪ 725 00:40:47,180 --> 00:40:48,880 What do you mean, he attacked you? 726 00:40:48,950 --> 00:40:50,380 Not him. 727 00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:52,620 I fought them off. 728 00:40:52,690 --> 00:40:54,350 His beekeepers? 729 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,360 Came to collect fealty, I gather. 730 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,500 You are gonna be fine. 731 00:41:12,510 --> 00:41:14,710 If he finds out who I am... 732 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:18,580 I'm here now. 733 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:22,310 You are, aren't you? 734 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,320 I need you, Doc. 735 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:30,660 Say that again. 736 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:33,190 I need you so bad it hurts. 737 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:36,060 I will do anything in my power to help you. 738 00:41:40,070 --> 00:41:41,330 Anything? 739 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:45,540 There's only one thing that can cure this affliction. 740 00:41:46,740 --> 00:41:48,310 The only thing. 741 00:41:48,780 --> 00:41:50,780 But there's a cost to being a saviour. 742 00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:54,480 It would make me immortal again. 743 00:41:54,550 --> 00:41:56,680 Oh, but we can't do that. 744 00:41:56,750 --> 00:42:00,090 You're happy here with... with these people. 745 00:42:01,190 --> 00:42:03,120 You belong with them, not with my kind. 746 00:42:03,190 --> 00:42:04,690 Cut the shit, Countessa. 747 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,260 - Are you sure? - Stop pretending... 748 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,100 ... that this isn't what you came here for. 749 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,940 You might feel a prick. 750 00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:30,420 Merry Christmas to me. 751 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,840 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 52585

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