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Five minutes Sylvio.
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What's the ape, gonna break?
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What's the ape, gonna break?
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What's the ape, gonna break?
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What's the ape, gonna break?
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What's the ape, gonna break?
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What's the ape, gonna break?
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What's the ape, gonna break?
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What's the ape, gonna break?
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Hello?
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Hello, my name is Sylvio.
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I'm calling in regards
to your unpaid debt.
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No, I don't talk to computers.
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I am not a computer.
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I am a gorilla.
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- Merry Christmas Sylvio.
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♫ I have a kinship with the man
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♫ Does not need to understand
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♫ I like living here alone
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♫ I've disconnected all the phones
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♫ Unplugged the neon from the wall
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♫ Lead us not into withdraws
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♫ Don't introduce me to your kin
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♫ No nice to see ya, how ya been
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- Don't look at him.
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Come on, hurry up.
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♫ Hold a Obispo in my heart
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♫ Oh how I need a brand new start
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♫ All the sharks out in the sea
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♫ And the lightning bolts agree
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They will
have a feast next week
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thanks to the Salvation Army.
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Volunteers are going to be
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handing out Christmas baskets
today for those in need.
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Carmelo Madoloni with that story.
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The harsh winds
and freezing temperatures
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didn't stop volunteers from
giving baskets to those in need.
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More than two dozen volunteers
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packed bags with all the fixings,
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even to make the perfect Christmas dinner.
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It's helped me a lot.
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I understand what people go through.
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So it gives us a whole new
perspective for everyone.
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Caitlin Meque
is a high school senior.
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It was all part of a fundraiser
that they put together
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to give back to their community.
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Andrew Bennet is a student
and current project leader.
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He's happy to give back to his community
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during the holidays.
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Yeah everyone's
having a good time.
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We're so involved with you know,
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everyone looks like it's
good to see their faces
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when we get--
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It's taking care of a basic need,
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but it goes beyond that.
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If they don't have a traditional turkey
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or ham at Christmas time,
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this just makes it very special.
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- Cindy!
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Five debts collected.
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Sylvio!
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Sylvio, we need to talk.
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I'm taking you off the phones.
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I'm putting you on house visits.
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Here's your first house.
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Guy's name is Allen Reynolds.
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Lay it on thick with this guy Sylvio.
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I need results.
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Report back to me ASAP.
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Got that?
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Good.
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- I didn't know you were...
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You're very tall.
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Well come on in.
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Al will meet you in a second.
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Our second guest is arriving.
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Taking him to the green room now.
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Al took care of everything.
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He has it all set up for you.
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Just right in here.
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Just make yourself at home.
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Snacks, water, magazines?
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- The deer don't necessarily
like to come out at night.
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They're just as likely to
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come out during the broad daylight.
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Can you speak to that?
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- That's exactly right.
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They can pop out at any moment.
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They're lurking behind bends in the road,
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behind trees, anywhere.
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Everyone listen real close.
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I'm warning you.
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Watch the road!
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Boom!
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- Great.
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Okie dokey, well thanks
for joining us Tina.
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Highly recommended book here.
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Go out and get a copy at
at your local book store.
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Give it to a friend, a family member.
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Also a great gift.
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You never know, it could save your life.
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Thanks for joining us Tina.
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I'm terrible under stress.
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Would you like an
autographed copy of my book?
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It's okay.
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You can use ours.
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- And we're back.
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We're really happy to have our next guest.
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His name is Terrance
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and we're really gonna
put hit to the test today.
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Now we can assure you
that Terrance has not seen
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any of the items that
he's about to juggle.
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Isn't that right Terrance?
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Excellent, let's get
right to it, shall we?
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I will now remove Terrance's blindfold.
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Let's get this thing off.
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Let's cheer him on at home.
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Okay, and let's queue
some juggling music Jerry.
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I give you Terrance, the mystery juggler.
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- Whoa.
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- Oh, I'm Terrance.
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- Alright, sorry about that folks.
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We had some technical difficulties,
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but we're back on the air now.
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It's time for, you call, we talk,
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our community call in segment of the show.
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That's where we talk
about community issues,
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and what's going on in your community.
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Let's get right into some calls.
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Who is that gorilla.
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He was hilarious!
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What was all that stuff he was breaking?
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Hey, you gotta have him back.
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- No, he won't be coming
back, I just said that.
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Okay, no more calls
about the gorilla please.
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We're looking for community engagement.
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What's going on in your community?
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Okay we have Terra and Talsen.
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You're live on the air.
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Oh, nevermind.
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I didn't realize
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you weren't taking calls
about the gorilla anymore.
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I was just gonna ask if he was
gonna be on the show again.
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The gorilla.
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- Okay, looks like we're all out of calls.
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You wanna close it up Gerald?
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Okay.
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Thanks for tuning in.
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Check back in tomorrow.
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Same time, same place.
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All week, every week.
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The only five day a week,
afternoon show in Baltimore.
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If you tuned in yesterday
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you'll be familiar with our next guest.
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Sylvio Bernardi, he's
a talented performer,
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and today he's brought his own
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original puppet show to the air.
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Really neat stuff, really
looking forward to it.
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So without further ado,
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The Quiet Times with Herbert Herpels.
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- Hey Al.
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- Hey.
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- Hey.
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I know money's tight and I
don't wanna keep bugging you,
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but none of us have gotten
our checks from last week.
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- Mmhm.
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Oh yeah.
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I've been meaning to write you a check.
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I'm sorry Maggie.
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I just keep getting distracted.
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Uh, yeah.
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Let me just write you a check right now.
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- Thank you.
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Have you heard anything yet
from that new sponsor, or?
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- Yeah.
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- Great.
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- It's looking good.
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I just, I'm still talking to them
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and just, need a little bit more time.
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It just takes a little bit.
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You know, it's a long
process and you know?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah I know.
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I know that you're trying.
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It's just...
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If we don't get paid,
none of us can do it.
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It's really not--
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- I know, Maggie you can just...
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I'll just stop you right there,
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because I know full well
that you need to get paid,
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and here's the money.
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- Thank you.
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- I'm sorry.
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I know I haven't been paying you on time,
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and I'm gonna start, and
this is all gonna work out.
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I just need a little bit more time okay?
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- [Robotic Computer
Voice] You have reached
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the answering machine of Sylvio.
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Please leave a message after beep.
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Hey Sylvio, it's Al.
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Look, I know the Herbert
segment wasn't quite as
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well received as we would've hoped but,
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I've been doing a lot of thinking,
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and I was wondering if maybe you and me
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could work together on something.
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Maybe figure out a way to take
the show in a new direction.
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Hey!
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Hey man, watch it.
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Where are you going with that hose?
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Hey, this is my stuff!
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What are you doing here?
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There's no fire.
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Hey, watch where you're going man.
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Oh...
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Peter from Curtis Bay, you're on the air.
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I just wanted
to say great show guys!
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I just have a quick question.
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What's the ape gonna break next?
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- Two words.
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- A movie.
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- King Kong.
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Congo!
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- Yeah!
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♫ When they fight they fight
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♫ And when they come
home at night they say
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♫ I love you baby
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♫ Was it too much too soon
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♫ Was it a little too late
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♫ He got the message she
left on his car in the rain
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♫ And then the words, they come to you
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♫ Drive him away
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♫ You just can't let it go
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♫ And when it all comes crashing down
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♫ What can you do
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♫ Find what you're looking for
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♫ And then the words, they'll come to you
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♫ Driving through the rain
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♫ But there'll be no one
there to say them to anyway
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♫ I love you baby
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- Well, what a lot of
people don't understand
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is that Sylvio is not
just some wild animal.
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He's actually a really
sensitive and talented artist.
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- I don't know about that.
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As far as I can tell,
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all he does is destroy
every darn thing he sees.
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Talented?
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You're not serious.
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♫ The brattleboro is flooding
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♫ For every day
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♫ Brattleboro is flooding
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♫ In every way
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♫ Better find a new best friend
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♫ You better find a new best friend
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♫ Brattleboro is flooding
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♫ And so am I
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♫ They're never gonna find
your baby even if they try
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♫ You better find a new best friend
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♫ You better find a new best friend
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♫ When all the late papers come in
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♫ And when they tell me it's not my fault
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♫ When both of our lives start humming
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♫ You know I think I pay my weight in salt
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♫ Just to have her be the same again
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♫ Yeah it'll never be the same again
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♫ You're never gonna mount
that hard drive anymore
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♫ You're never gonna mount
that hard drive anymore
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273
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- So, that's the commercial spot
274
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we want to air during your show,
275
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and here is the rate we we can offer you
276
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for the one month trial period.
277
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- Yeah, works for us.
278
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Oh yeah, on one condition.
279
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Today's show is brought to you
by Charlotte's Chandeliers.
280
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The best lights in the biz.
281
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Shop Charlotte's and keep the light on.
282
00:35:01,711 --> 00:35:02,983
Live from Clover Crest,
283
00:35:02,983 --> 00:35:05,251
it's The Afternoon Show with Al Reynolds,
284
00:35:05,251 --> 00:35:07,001
starring Al Reynolds.
285
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:21,412
And now ladies and gentlemen,
your host, Al Reynolds.
286
00:35:21,412 --> 00:35:22,943
- Hi and welcome to The Afternoon Show.
287
00:35:22,943 --> 00:35:23,889
If you're new to the show,
you've come to the right place.
288
00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:26,259
We're happy to have you.
289
00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:27,831
The ape will be on soon to do his thing,
290
00:35:27,831 --> 00:35:29,282
but first let's check the news.
291
00:35:30,133 --> 00:35:30,966
This is interesting.
292
00:35:30,966 --> 00:35:33,549
The mayor of Albuquerque has...
293
00:35:39,096 --> 00:35:40,763
- Open the door sir.
294
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,713
I can hear you inside.
295
00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:48,395
I have an urgent matter
to discuss with you.
296
00:35:52,068 --> 00:35:53,818
Allen, open the door.
297
00:35:55,212 --> 00:35:58,490
You face tremendous consequences
if you don't respond.
298
00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,474
Alright, the last guy
might've been a pushover,
299
00:36:00,474 --> 00:36:02,807
but I assure you I won't be.
300
00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,682
This says they can
repossess Al's property.
301
00:36:19,682 --> 00:36:21,515
That's our whole show.
302
00:36:22,527 --> 00:36:24,756
What are we gonna do?
303
00:36:27,293 --> 00:36:29,043
Copy, be right there.
304
00:36:31,984 --> 00:36:34,784
Okay well, I gotta tell Al.
305
00:36:37,754 --> 00:36:40,743
Sylvio, this is really serious.
306
00:36:40,743 --> 00:36:42,602
He needs to know.
307
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:45,843
Well I don't know what to do.
308
00:36:45,843 --> 00:36:48,362
Maybe you could talk to your
boss again or something?
309
00:36:50,298 --> 00:36:52,048
Okay, keep me posted.
310
00:38:51,935 --> 00:38:54,435
- Hey man, hold up just a sec.
311
00:39:00,232 --> 00:39:02,232
Dawg, break this for me!
312
00:39:10,287 --> 00:39:11,287
I'm filming.
313
00:39:20,438 --> 00:39:21,844
Dude, what?
314
00:39:21,844 --> 00:39:23,063
I know you're that smasher gorilla dude.
315
00:39:23,063 --> 00:39:23,896
Smash it!
316
00:39:28,272 --> 00:39:29,158
- There's the man!
317
00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,657
- Hey Sylvio.
318
00:39:30,657 --> 00:39:32,019
I want you to meet J.J.
319
00:39:32,019 --> 00:39:33,135
He is a talent agent
320
00:39:33,135 --> 00:39:33,968
and he's interested in
321
00:39:33,968 --> 00:39:36,133
maybe setting up some
opportunities for us.
322
00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:38,486
You know, some business opportunities.
323
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:41,801
Great to finally meet you.
324
00:39:41,801 --> 00:39:42,784
Big fan.
325
00:39:42,784 --> 00:39:44,190
- Why don't you guys
chat it out a little bit.
326
00:39:44,190 --> 00:39:45,409
See if you can come up with something.
327
00:39:45,409 --> 00:39:47,833
I'm gonna head down there.
328
00:39:51,055 --> 00:39:51,888
Oh boy.
329
00:39:53,864 --> 00:39:54,697
Sylvio!
330
00:39:55,879 --> 00:39:57,164
I love it.
331
00:39:57,164 --> 00:39:59,203
What's the ape gonna break?
332
00:39:59,203 --> 00:40:00,465
It's brilliant!
333
00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:01,929
You come up with that?
334
00:40:01,929 --> 00:40:04,082
I bet you did.
335
00:40:04,082 --> 00:40:07,010
Look, I'll cut to the chase.
336
00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:08,629
I wanna represent you.
337
00:40:08,629 --> 00:40:11,905
I wanna be a part of the Sylvio team.
338
00:40:11,905 --> 00:40:14,474
You got potential to make a lot of money.
339
00:40:14,474 --> 00:40:17,382
You ever think about branding?
340
00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:19,830
You understand what I'm saying?
341
00:40:26,406 --> 00:40:27,910
- Oh no, I thought you understood.
342
00:40:27,910 --> 00:40:29,949
We can't do Herbert on the show anymore.
343
00:40:31,822 --> 00:40:33,214
Yeah, I mean now that
we have our new sponsor
344
00:40:33,214 --> 00:40:36,484
they're looking for a
certain type of show.
345
00:40:36,484 --> 00:40:39,706
Unfortunately, puppet shows
aren't really the content
346
00:40:39,706 --> 00:40:42,517
that they're looking for.
347
00:40:42,517 --> 00:40:45,238
You know, I have to
make sure they're happy
348
00:40:45,238 --> 00:40:47,649
because that's where
the money's coming from.
349
00:40:50,123 --> 00:40:51,730
Look Sylvio, I'm sorry to disappoint you
350
00:40:51,730 --> 00:40:53,980
but this is a new show now.
351
00:40:54,859 --> 00:40:55,807
It's not like the old days
352
00:40:55,807 --> 00:40:57,011
where we could just do whatever we want.
353
00:40:57,011 --> 00:41:00,046
You know, we have to stick to the script.
354
00:41:00,046 --> 00:41:02,046
You see what I'm saying?
355
00:41:07,272 --> 00:41:09,522
Let's get you into costume.
356
00:41:37,032 --> 00:41:39,248
Take the bat.
357
00:42:12,204 --> 00:42:14,969
Smash the guitar, gorilla!
358
00:42:14,969 --> 00:42:16,752
What's the ape gonna break?
359
00:42:16,752 --> 00:42:18,048
It's Brilliant!
360
00:42:18,048 --> 00:42:20,100
Did you come up with that one?
361
00:42:20,100 --> 00:42:21,736
Look, Sylvio I'm
sorry to disappoint you,
362
00:42:21,736 --> 00:42:23,454
but this is a new show now.
363
00:42:23,454 --> 00:42:24,424
It's not like the old days
364
00:42:24,424 --> 00:42:25,740
when we could just do
whatever we want you know?
365
00:42:25,740 --> 00:42:28,323
We have to stick to the script.
366
00:45:43,996 --> 00:45:46,144
- Tony, did you settle
the Allen Reynolds debt?
367
00:45:46,144 --> 00:45:46,977
- No sir.
368
00:45:48,950 --> 00:45:52,617
- Did anyone settle the
Allen Reynolds debt?
369
00:45:56,497 --> 00:45:58,681
Then why is it listed under settled debts?
370
00:45:58,681 --> 00:45:59,681
- I don't know,
371
00:45:59,681 --> 00:46:02,033
but this guy hasn't paid.
372
00:46:02,033 --> 00:46:05,616
Haven't gotten him to
even answer the door.
373
00:46:12,079 --> 00:46:12,996
- Sylvio...
374
00:46:23,339 --> 00:46:24,172
- Sylvio!
375
00:46:27,345 --> 00:46:28,595
Come on Sylvio.
376
00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:42,298
Listen
377
00:46:44,096 --> 00:46:45,640
I spoke with Charlotte.
378
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:46,984
I explained the whole situation to her.
379
00:46:46,984 --> 00:46:49,567
She's gonna let us air Herbert.
380
00:46:50,452 --> 00:46:53,064
I'm serious, we're all set.
381
00:46:58,572 --> 00:46:59,405
Sorry.
382
00:47:02,649 --> 00:47:06,020
I was thinking we could
give Herbert his own slot,
383
00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:08,456
and you could do whatever
you want with it.
384
00:47:08,456 --> 00:47:09,789
No interference.
385
00:47:11,888 --> 00:47:13,940
That sound good?
386
00:47:16,813 --> 00:47:17,646
I'm sorry.
387
00:47:26,088 --> 00:47:27,885
I don't know, maybe just
one episode or something
388
00:47:27,885 --> 00:47:32,052
you could, have Herbert polishing
a chandelier or something.
389
00:47:33,430 --> 00:47:35,901
But we'll figure that all out.
390
00:47:35,901 --> 00:47:40,068
The main thing is, I want
you to be a part of this.
391
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:46,613
Oh my god.
392
00:47:50,109 --> 00:47:50,942
What Maggie?
393
00:47:50,942 --> 00:47:51,778
I'm in the middle of something.
394
00:47:51,778 --> 00:47:55,696
- You have to come back,
they're taking everything.
395
00:47:55,696 --> 00:47:56,529
Al?
396
00:48:37,527 --> 00:48:38,360
- Hey!
397
00:48:39,315 --> 00:48:42,648
Hey, what are you doing with that stuff?
398
00:49:10,659 --> 00:49:11,740
This is all my equipment.
399
00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:12,573
Sir, I'm sorry.
400
00:49:12,573 --> 00:49:13,406
I'm sorry.
401
00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:25,127
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
402
00:50:06,685 --> 00:50:07,518
- Boom!
403
00:50:27,983 --> 00:50:29,816
♫ See
404
00:50:33,994 --> 00:50:35,827
♫ See
405
00:50:44,232 --> 00:50:46,315
♫ We can
406
00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:52,307
♫ Accomplish anything
407
00:50:54,167 --> 00:50:57,334
♫ We put our minds toward
408
00:53:44,165 --> 00:53:45,571
- Hands, hands, show me your hands!
409
00:53:45,571 --> 00:53:46,404
Show me your hands.
410
00:53:46,404 --> 00:53:47,237
Get out of the car.
411
00:53:47,237 --> 00:53:48,207
Get out of the car now!
412
00:53:48,207 --> 00:53:49,289
Get out of the car.
413
00:53:49,289 --> 00:53:50,122
Turn around.
414
00:53:50,122 --> 00:53:51,102
Put your hands against the van.
415
00:53:51,102 --> 00:53:52,738
Put your hands against the van.
416
00:53:52,738 --> 00:53:54,238
Hands behind back.
417
00:54:15,670 --> 00:54:16,503
You're lucky.
418
00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:19,253
They're not pressing any charges.
419
00:54:20,639 --> 00:54:24,056
Do you know anybody that can pick you up?
420
00:55:14,147 --> 00:55:16,230
- I hate to ask this but,
421
00:55:18,828 --> 00:55:22,995
well since I'm technically
not a home owner anymore,
422
00:55:25,595 --> 00:55:26,428
you think I could,
423
00:55:26,428 --> 00:55:30,095
maybe stay at your place
for a little while?
424
00:55:34,487 --> 00:55:35,320
Yeah?
425
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:38,929
You sure?
426
00:57:06,024 --> 00:57:06,857
J.J.?
427
00:57:08,870 --> 00:57:09,703
J.J. what?
428
00:57:12,409 --> 00:57:13,370
The show?
429
00:57:15,853 --> 00:57:16,705
You wanna get the show back?
430
00:57:21,937 --> 00:57:23,020
- Look, here's the deal.
431
00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:24,459
You're in set back mode, okay?
432
00:57:24,459 --> 00:57:26,078
But that's not a bad thing.
433
00:57:26,078 --> 00:57:27,255
Alright, you're still hot.
434
00:57:27,255 --> 00:57:28,958
You're still on people's radar,
435
00:57:28,958 --> 00:57:31,033
but you gotta move quickly, okay?
436
00:57:31,033 --> 00:57:33,350
I'd say you got a two, three month window
437
00:57:33,350 --> 00:57:35,849
before people start to
forget about you, okay?
438
00:57:35,849 --> 00:57:37,601
So you gotta strike while the iron's hot.
439
00:57:37,601 --> 00:57:40,888
Saturation, heavy, you know what I mean?
440
00:57:40,888 --> 00:57:43,584
But you gotta be willing to play ball.
441
00:57:49,390 --> 00:57:50,975
Yeah?
442
00:57:50,975 --> 00:57:53,308
Okay, let's make some money.
443
00:57:55,610 --> 00:57:57,844
- You know, you are a gorilla.
444
00:57:57,844 --> 00:57:59,592
You are a beast.
445
00:58:00,624 --> 00:58:01,983
Give me mean.
446
00:58:01,983 --> 00:58:03,400
Give me powerful.
447
00:58:04,301 --> 00:58:05,801
Show me toughness.
448
00:58:07,096 --> 00:58:10,564
These paper towels don't
wilt under the pressure.
449
00:58:10,564 --> 00:58:12,564
They defeat the wetness.
450
00:58:13,460 --> 00:58:16,377
They don't let the wetness through.
451
00:58:17,415 --> 00:58:19,874
Show me impenetrable.
452
00:58:22,059 --> 00:58:24,254
Alright everyone, let's reset.
453
00:58:24,254 --> 00:58:25,793
Back to one if you will.
454
00:58:25,793 --> 00:58:28,960
Let's bring light three in two inches.
455
00:58:30,135 --> 00:58:32,302
- 35 Baker, take 12, mark.
456
00:58:34,034 --> 00:58:35,201
- And, action!
457
00:58:38,707 --> 00:58:40,243
- No, no come on.
458
00:58:40,243 --> 00:58:42,079
We need more aggression!
459
00:58:42,079 --> 00:58:43,256
You're lifeless.
460
00:58:43,256 --> 00:58:45,858
Come on, are you a gorilla or a baby?
461
00:58:45,858 --> 00:58:47,179
More reckless, more anger!
462
00:58:47,179 --> 00:58:49,429
We need more, now get mean.
463
00:58:50,514 --> 00:58:53,479
Come on, yeah, show me your teeth!
464
00:58:53,479 --> 00:58:56,011
Look, this is for a cereal box.
465
00:58:56,011 --> 00:58:57,371
This is big time!
466
00:58:57,371 --> 00:58:59,288
Prime time, get mean!
467
00:59:00,847 --> 00:59:01,728
You're a gorilla.
468
00:59:01,728 --> 00:59:03,145
You're a gorilla!
469
00:59:18,002 --> 00:59:19,002
- Two kings.
470
00:59:24,789 --> 00:59:25,843
How do you like your eggs Sylvio?
471
00:59:27,751 --> 00:59:28,687
Scrambled?
472
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:30,353
Got it.
473
00:59:33,077 --> 00:59:36,948
Sylvio, you have some really good albums.
474
00:59:36,948 --> 00:59:39,564
This is a collector's item, you know that?
475
00:59:39,564 --> 00:59:40,908
Sylvio, can you beat this boss?
476
00:59:42,906 --> 00:59:44,656
Alright, here you go.
477
01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:10,843
Sylvio and I brought you here today
478
01:00:10,843 --> 01:00:13,343
because we have some big news.
479
01:00:15,198 --> 01:00:17,736
We're bringing the show back.
480
01:00:19,279 --> 01:00:23,446
One night only, in front
of a live studio audience,
481
01:00:25,435 --> 01:00:28,496
and all we need to know from you is,
482
01:00:28,496 --> 01:00:29,413
are you in?
483
01:00:31,063 --> 01:00:31,896
- Cool.
484
01:00:32,816 --> 01:00:33,649
- I'm in.
485
01:00:35,071 --> 01:00:35,904
- Me too.
486
01:00:38,744 --> 01:00:40,530
- Oh come on Maggie.
487
01:00:40,530 --> 01:00:42,697
I can't do it without you.
488
01:01:12,128 --> 01:01:15,259
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
489
01:01:15,259 --> 01:01:17,119
♫ What's the ape gonna break
490
01:01:17,119 --> 01:01:19,327
♫ What's the ape gonna break
491
01:01:19,327 --> 01:01:21,415
♫ What's the ape gonna break
492
01:01:21,415 --> 01:01:24,007
♫ What's the ape gonna break
493
01:01:24,007 --> 01:01:25,924
- Last chance dumb ass.
494
01:01:28,469 --> 01:01:30,544
- Alright, you guys need to
pack up your little game here
495
01:01:30,544 --> 01:01:31,377
and get out.
496
01:01:32,210 --> 01:01:33,043
- You will you little punk!
497
01:01:33,043 --> 01:01:34,726
He's not gonna break anything for you.
498
01:01:34,726 --> 01:01:36,225
- Why, it's what he does!
499
01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:39,441
- Alright, it's your last chance.
500
01:01:39,441 --> 01:01:40,498
I'm gonna call the cops.
501
01:01:44,277 --> 01:01:45,321
- Ooh!
502
01:02:25,877 --> 01:02:26,877
- Oh my god!
503
01:02:28,841 --> 01:02:30,424
- This is just atrocious.
504
01:02:30,424 --> 01:02:31,257
You were right.
505
01:02:31,257 --> 01:02:33,272
When he was a guest on
out show, you called it.
506
01:02:33,272 --> 01:02:34,783
He's nothing but a violent beast,
507
01:02:34,783 --> 01:02:36,632
and he shouldn't be
allowed on our streets.
508
01:02:37,988 --> 01:02:40,039
These kids are just teenagers,
509
01:02:40,039 --> 01:02:41,575
and this kid we hear
510
01:02:41,575 --> 01:02:44,179
actually broke his arm in the altercation,
511
01:02:44,179 --> 01:02:45,116
and it's a shame
512
01:02:45,116 --> 01:02:48,356
because he's a promising
young baseball star.
513
01:02:48,356 --> 01:02:49,762
This is just awful.
514
01:02:49,762 --> 01:02:50,595
- Oh no!
515
01:02:54,873 --> 01:02:58,605
- Don't worry mam, I've got
this crazy gorilla under control
516
01:02:58,605 --> 01:02:59,446
and as for this mess,
517
01:02:59,446 --> 01:03:01,617
the new round tree Triple
Quilted Paper Towel
518
01:03:01,617 --> 01:03:05,784
should do the trick, guaranteed
to clean all your problems,
519
01:03:06,249 --> 01:03:08,219
even the hairy ones.
520
01:03:08,219 --> 01:03:10,715
♫ Round tree
521
01:04:28,147 --> 01:04:29,252
- We're live from Blue Rock Studios
522
01:04:29,252 --> 01:04:31,813
where a group of protestors
have gathered in protest
523
01:04:31,813 --> 01:04:34,563
of Sylvio Bernardi, the local performer.
524
01:04:34,563 --> 01:04:37,077
Mam, why are you out
here today protesting?
525
01:04:37,077 --> 01:04:38,820
- Well you know, I just
think that he's horrible
526
01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:40,848
and violent, and it's just not a world
527
01:04:40,848 --> 01:04:44,015
that I want my daughter to grow up in.
528
01:04:49,213 --> 01:04:51,180
- Sir, why are you out here today.
529
01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:52,956
- That stupid animal broke my arm
530
01:04:52,956 --> 01:04:55,848
and now I can't pitch for three months.
531
01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:59,201
- You see that guy over
there in the front row?
532
01:04:59,201 --> 01:05:00,727
He's a producer at Laugh TV.
533
01:05:00,727 --> 01:05:02,043
- Okay.
534
01:05:02,043 --> 01:05:04,660
- He told me he might be
interested in picking up the show.
535
01:05:06,203 --> 01:05:09,546
- Look, I don't think I
need to say this, but,
536
01:05:09,546 --> 01:05:11,275
let's make it a big show tonight.
537
01:05:11,275 --> 01:05:12,281
High energy, smooth show.
538
01:05:12,281 --> 01:05:13,287
- Okay.
539
01:05:13,287 --> 01:05:14,537
I got it, yeah.
540
01:05:25,623 --> 01:05:26,456
- Yes!
541
01:05:27,879 --> 01:05:29,391
- Five minutes Sylvio.
542
01:05:35,650 --> 01:05:38,371
- Live from Blue Rock,
it's The New Afternoon Show
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01:05:38,371 --> 01:05:40,457
with Al and Sylvio.
544
01:05:40,457 --> 01:05:42,389
Tonight we have an All-Star show
545
01:05:42,389 --> 01:05:44,669
with some of our favorite guests,
546
01:05:44,669 --> 01:05:48,836
and now ladies and gentlemen,
your host, Al Reynolds.
547
01:05:49,697 --> 01:05:52,062
- Thank you, thank you,
thank you all for being here.
548
01:05:52,062 --> 01:05:54,846
Welcome to The New Afternoon
Show with Al and Sylvio.
549
01:05:54,846 --> 01:05:56,647
It means a lot to us that you're here.
550
01:05:56,647 --> 01:05:57,678
Really excited to have you.
551
01:05:57,678 --> 01:05:58,973
Great show for you tonight.
552
01:05:58,973 --> 01:06:02,064
All-Star cast and crew,
and let's get right to it.
553
01:06:02,064 --> 01:06:03,536
- Queue Terrance.
554
01:06:03,536 --> 01:06:05,922
- I will now juggle,
555
01:06:05,922 --> 01:06:07,074
these three toasters.
556
01:06:17,806 --> 01:06:18,639
Let's do this.
557
01:06:53,556 --> 01:06:55,560
What's the ape, gonna break?
558
01:06:55,560 --> 01:06:57,682
What's the ape, gonna break?
559
01:06:57,682 --> 01:06:59,721
What's the ape, gonna break?
560
01:06:59,721 --> 01:07:01,943
What's the ape, gonna break?
561
01:07:01,943 --> 01:07:04,041
What's the ape, gonna break?
562
01:07:04,041 --> 01:07:06,094
What's the ape, gonna break?
563
01:07:06,094 --> 01:07:08,134
What's the ape, gonna break?
564
01:07:08,134 --> 01:07:10,868
What's the ape, gonna break?
565
01:07:26,839 --> 01:07:27,845
What's the ape, gonna break?
566
01:07:27,845 --> 01:07:29,332
What's the ape, gonna break?
567
01:07:29,332 --> 01:07:31,001
What's the ape, gonna break?
568
01:07:31,001 --> 01:07:32,717
What's the ape, gonna break?
569
01:07:32,717 --> 01:07:34,781
What's the ape, gonna break?
570
01:07:34,781 --> 01:07:37,114
What's the ape, gonna break?
571
01:08:19,455 --> 01:08:21,811
- It's very important as
you live through this world.
572
01:08:22,767 --> 01:08:25,299
To know when, and when
not your light's on.
573
01:08:25,299 --> 01:08:29,466
So that you can be best doing what you do,
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01:08:29,486 --> 01:08:33,049
because this light will guide you.
575
01:08:33,049 --> 01:08:35,426
It'll inform who you are,
576
01:08:35,426 --> 01:08:38,259
and when you're doing
what's right for you.
577
01:08:38,259 --> 01:08:42,426
As you live and grow, you'll
find out what that light is.
578
01:14:44,902 --> 01:14:46,116
Hello.
579
01:14:46,116 --> 01:14:48,540
This is Sylvio speaking.
580
01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:50,580
Thanks for watching,
581
01:14:50,580 --> 01:14:54,747
and thanks to my friends for
helping me tell my story.
582
01:14:55,103 --> 01:14:59,270
I just want to say, I am
not a violent gorilla.
583
01:14:59,483 --> 01:15:02,968
As far as I'm concerned,
all of the plants,
584
01:15:02,968 --> 01:15:07,135
all of the animals, everything
on this big beautiful planet
585
01:15:08,412 --> 01:15:10,662
can live together in peace.
586
01:15:11,567 --> 01:15:13,650
Thank you and good night.
587
01:16:15,733 --> 01:16:18,277
♫ There are people I am sure
588
01:16:18,277 --> 01:16:21,241
♫ That take comfort in the words
589
01:16:21,241 --> 01:16:25,408
♫ That what happens to
you when it's time to die
590
01:16:26,869 --> 01:16:29,845
♫ And you have heard the pearly gates
591
01:16:29,845 --> 01:16:32,724
♫ And instructions of the faith
592
01:16:32,724 --> 01:16:36,891
♫ Seen directions to the palace in the sky
593
01:16:39,146 --> 01:16:41,510
♫ But sleeping on a beach
594
01:16:41,510 --> 01:16:44,847
♫ Oh heaven is in reach
595
01:16:44,847 --> 01:16:49,014
♫ The whales are in
the deep singing softly
596
01:16:50,343 --> 01:16:52,925
♫ So in visiting a town
597
01:16:52,925 --> 01:16:55,946
♫ Or just hanging around
598
01:16:55,946 --> 01:16:57,771
♫ Take it down
599
01:16:57,771 --> 01:17:01,521
♫ Do whatever you do godly
600
01:17:04,967 --> 01:17:07,379
♫ There are people I am sure
601
01:17:07,379 --> 01:17:10,356
♫ Who seek constantly a cure
602
01:17:10,356 --> 01:17:14,523
♫ This happens all the
days I do my dancing
603
01:17:16,570 --> 01:17:19,077
♫ When you could come with me
604
01:17:19,077 --> 01:17:22,031
♫ I'm as happy as can be
605
01:17:22,031 --> 01:17:26,198
♫ And a little notoriety could help me
606
01:17:27,873 --> 01:17:31,078
♫ Well I go sleeping on a beach
607
01:17:31,078 --> 01:17:33,637
♫ Oh heaven is in reach
608
01:17:33,637 --> 01:17:37,804
♫ The whales are in
the deep singing softly
609
01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:42,648
♫ So in visiting a town
610
01:17:42,648 --> 01:17:45,293
♫ Or just hanging around
611
01:17:45,293 --> 01:17:46,980
♫ Take it down
612
01:17:46,980 --> 01:17:51,147
♫ Do whatever it is you do godly
613
01:17:51,512 --> 01:17:53,429
♫ Down
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01:17:56,541 --> 01:17:59,291
♫ I take it down
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