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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:42,033 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:15,983 --> 00:01:17,519 I got nothing. 3 00:01:18,552 --> 00:01:20,654 Just rocks. 4 00:01:20,787 --> 00:01:23,990 Some sand and more fucking rocks. 5 00:01:24,124 --> 00:01:26,861 Thank you, Sergeant Hunter, AKA Captain Obvious, 6 00:01:26,993 --> 00:01:28,995 for the most impressive Sit-Rep. 7 00:01:29,129 --> 00:01:30,364 I'd completely failed to notice 8 00:01:30,498 --> 00:01:33,067 the extensive rock population, myself. 9 00:01:36,871 --> 00:01:38,105 An outcropping to the right. 10 00:01:38,239 --> 00:01:39,674 You see what I'm seeing? 11 00:01:41,374 --> 00:01:42,977 Holy shit. 12 00:01:43,111 --> 00:01:44,645 Up 200 meters. 13 00:01:46,748 --> 00:01:50,350 Well, well, well, the boy came out to play after all. 14 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:57,325 Are we compromised? 15 00:01:57,457 --> 00:01:58,626 Negative. 16 00:02:07,267 --> 00:02:09,269 The fuck are they doing down there? 17 00:02:24,317 --> 00:02:25,151 Shit. 18 00:02:25,285 --> 00:02:26,853 Ease up. Keep eyes on. 19 00:02:37,231 --> 00:02:38,266 He's on the move. 20 00:02:38,399 --> 00:02:39,867 Can you get a head shot from here? 21 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,536 We need to take this fucker out and avoid hitting the kid. 22 00:02:42,568 --> 00:02:44,037 I don't have a clear shot. 23 00:02:44,171 --> 00:02:45,739 He's got a kid with a bomb, 24 00:02:45,873 --> 00:02:47,340 that could sneak into any market place, 25 00:02:47,474 --> 00:02:48,775 from here to Kandahar. 26 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:51,544 Take the shot. 27 00:02:51,679 --> 00:02:54,715 You wanted the pink mist, it's yours. 28 00:02:54,849 --> 00:02:56,451 Take the shot. 29 00:03:00,321 --> 00:03:01,456 Control your breathing. 30 00:03:03,156 --> 00:03:04,190 Take the shot. 31 00:05:20,995 --> 00:05:22,163 We there yet? 32 00:05:24,031 --> 00:05:25,565 This doesn't look like the ocean. 33 00:05:25,699 --> 00:05:27,300 There's too many trees. 34 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:29,936 Just hang on, we're making good time. 35 00:05:30,070 --> 00:05:31,137 Is this really you guys? 36 00:05:31,272 --> 00:05:32,706 Yep, semper fi. 37 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:34,374 Yeah, okay, seriously though. 38 00:05:34,507 --> 00:05:35,709 Do you understand how many 39 00:05:35,841 --> 00:05:37,411 likes you could get on footage like this? 40 00:05:37,545 --> 00:05:38,979 Hear that, James? 41 00:05:39,111 --> 00:05:41,114 My girl thinks we're heroes. 42 00:05:44,118 --> 00:05:45,786 Baghdraneva... 43 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:48,322 I love the way it rolls off the tongue. 44 00:05:48,454 --> 00:05:49,957 Just please don't call him that. 45 00:05:50,089 --> 00:05:52,258 Those beads don't make him Hindu. 46 00:05:52,392 --> 00:05:53,693 They just make him more likely 47 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:55,262 to make out with men at raves. 48 00:05:55,394 --> 00:05:58,498 Hey, hey, keep your panties on, both of you. 49 00:05:58,632 --> 00:05:59,833 Who's wearing panties? 50 00:05:59,966 --> 00:06:00,635 I am. 51 00:06:10,611 --> 00:06:12,445 Lost in your phone again. 52 00:06:12,579 --> 00:06:13,947 I'm just checking some work emails. 53 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,648 Babe, you work at a drive-through espresso stand 54 00:06:15,783 --> 00:06:17,050 in your bikini all day. 55 00:06:17,183 --> 00:06:19,085 How many important work emails do you get? 56 00:06:19,219 --> 00:06:21,488 I'm the manager, Baby. Tons. 57 00:06:21,622 --> 00:06:22,823 Come on, baby, seriously. 58 00:06:22,957 --> 00:06:24,158 Put the phone away. 59 00:06:24,291 --> 00:06:26,159 I'm just checking some things. 60 00:06:26,293 --> 00:06:28,262 Oh, babe, come on. 61 00:06:28,396 --> 00:06:30,198 Not the Twilight tours again. 62 00:06:31,632 --> 00:06:33,300 Tim thinks that I look just like 63 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:35,001 the chick from the movie. 64 00:06:35,135 --> 00:06:37,070 I'm not doing a Twilight tour. 65 00:06:38,904 --> 00:06:40,406 You know, actually, did anybody ever tell you 66 00:06:40,541 --> 00:06:42,142 that you look kind of like that Jacob... 67 00:06:42,274 --> 00:06:45,078 Oh, yes, I was just thinking that, yes! 68 00:06:45,212 --> 00:06:46,046 Totally. 69 00:06:46,178 --> 00:06:47,914 The native werewolf guy. 70 00:06:48,048 --> 00:06:49,382 It's because of the jaw line. 71 00:06:49,517 --> 00:06:50,951 The jaw, the nose too though. 72 00:06:51,084 --> 00:06:52,319 Enough. 73 00:06:52,452 --> 00:06:54,354 I go away for a couple tours and I come back, 74 00:06:54,488 --> 00:06:56,423 and not only did he change his name 75 00:06:56,557 --> 00:06:58,225 to Moon Nectar of the fucking gods, 76 00:06:58,358 --> 00:06:59,993 or whatever the shit he calls himself. 77 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:02,230 Now you got him watching tween flicks as well? 78 00:07:03,731 --> 00:07:05,065 What happened to you, man? 79 00:07:05,199 --> 00:07:07,201 It's called an awakening, Jimbo. 80 00:07:07,334 --> 00:07:09,969 The whole planet's waking up. 81 00:07:10,103 --> 00:07:11,271 Yeah? Waking up to what? 82 00:07:11,404 --> 00:07:12,672 A fucking dick in their mouth? 83 00:07:12,805 --> 00:07:14,173 Courtesy of the power-elite? 84 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,843 Jesus fucking Christ! 85 00:07:15,976 --> 00:07:18,779 Man, the shit you say is just wrong. 86 00:07:18,911 --> 00:07:21,649 However, there is one stop that we do need to make. 87 00:07:21,781 --> 00:07:23,383 Another pit stop? 88 00:07:23,517 --> 00:07:25,418 Dude, this is horse's shit, man. 89 00:07:25,553 --> 00:07:27,620 It's gonna be too damned late to even surf, 90 00:07:27,755 --> 00:07:30,156 by the time we get to La Push. 91 00:07:30,289 --> 00:07:32,358 Whatever. Can we get some Cheetos? 92 00:07:32,491 --> 00:07:34,560 You used to be fat. You remember that right? 93 00:07:34,695 --> 00:07:36,863 You guys are faggots. Shut the fuck up. 94 00:08:00,553 --> 00:08:02,522 So, this is where your meth guy lives? 95 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,792 No, brother, it's not meth we're here for. 96 00:08:04,925 --> 00:08:07,061 Believe it or not, in that white-trash Mecca, 97 00:08:07,194 --> 00:08:09,529 is the key to the sweet-leaf holy grail. 98 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:11,398 God, you're so random. 99 00:08:11,531 --> 00:08:13,000 Yeah, and speaking of random, 100 00:08:13,132 --> 00:08:15,935 you know that I get surprise UA's pretty much all the time. 101 00:08:16,069 --> 00:08:18,639 No way I'm smoking up with you fucking assholes. 102 00:08:18,772 --> 00:08:22,175 Dude, this ganja is some next level shit. 103 00:08:22,308 --> 00:08:23,810 It's not worth the risk, okay? 104 00:08:23,944 --> 00:08:25,612 You're out of the Corps now, it's different for you. 105 00:08:25,745 --> 00:08:29,350 Those pills you're taking, are not the answer. 106 00:08:29,483 --> 00:08:31,485 Cannabis has medicinal properties, alright? 107 00:08:31,618 --> 00:08:33,620 It's not just some recreational time-waster. 108 00:08:33,753 --> 00:08:34,988 Science has my back on this. 109 00:08:35,122 --> 00:08:36,457 Yeah, science, bitch. 110 00:08:36,589 --> 00:08:40,194 Look, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. 111 00:08:40,326 --> 00:08:42,128 You go in there, you get a map that leads you 112 00:08:42,262 --> 00:08:44,131 to a secret grove in the mountains. 113 00:08:44,265 --> 00:08:47,033 It'll be a badass mission, just like before! 114 00:08:47,166 --> 00:08:48,802 I'm not going in. 115 00:08:48,935 --> 00:08:51,939 Dude, this ganja is out of this world. 116 00:08:53,373 --> 00:08:56,709 It is not of this earth! Comprende? 117 00:08:56,843 --> 00:08:58,411 Dude, hand me the box, let's go. 118 00:09:02,215 --> 00:09:03,416 Thank you. 119 00:09:05,252 --> 00:09:06,320 Oh, my god. 120 00:09:27,873 --> 00:09:29,375 Sweet-leaf holy grail, huh? 121 00:09:29,509 --> 00:09:31,645 Yeah, told you, come on. 122 00:10:14,653 --> 00:10:17,023 Yeah, this is the right place. 123 00:10:17,891 --> 00:10:19,825 Namaste. 124 00:10:19,959 --> 00:10:24,098 I'm looking for Seth Guardrail Slaughter, is he in? 125 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:27,000 - Seth Guardrail Slaughter? - He's a biker. 126 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,235 Dude, what the fuck. 127 00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:05,638 Young man, want a little advice? 128 00:11:05,772 --> 00:11:06,772 No, man, fuck you. 129 00:11:06,906 --> 00:11:08,007 Jesus... 130 00:11:17,651 --> 00:11:19,585 What's happening. 131 00:11:19,719 --> 00:11:21,387 You must be here about the star leaf. 132 00:11:22,321 --> 00:11:23,523 Well, come on up. 133 00:11:23,656 --> 00:11:25,959 Always happy to have some close encounters. 134 00:11:35,969 --> 00:11:37,537 Glad you could make it. 135 00:11:39,272 --> 00:11:40,541 Meet my girls. 136 00:11:40,674 --> 00:11:43,009 Aren't they beauties? 137 00:11:43,142 --> 00:11:45,377 Speaking of beauty, what in the world 138 00:11:45,512 --> 00:11:47,580 do they put in the water, where you're from? 139 00:11:51,984 --> 00:11:53,486 What's up man. 140 00:11:55,254 --> 00:11:56,955 Alright, hey, have a seat here. 141 00:11:57,089 --> 00:11:58,291 These pillows ain't just for show. 142 00:11:58,425 --> 00:11:59,593 Take a load off. 143 00:12:00,661 --> 00:12:01,896 My queen. 144 00:12:05,831 --> 00:12:07,367 Well, what can I do for you? 145 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,269 Well, we came here for the star leaf map. 146 00:12:10,402 --> 00:12:12,071 Of course you did. 147 00:12:13,473 --> 00:12:15,008 Oh, right, right, of course. 148 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,244 My bad. 149 00:12:19,112 --> 00:12:23,317 Total human optimization, gotta love that. 150 00:12:23,450 --> 00:12:25,151 And that's the point, really, isn't it? 151 00:12:25,285 --> 00:12:26,920 Coming back, time and time again, 152 00:12:27,052 --> 00:12:29,888 this reality, that reality, 153 00:12:30,022 --> 00:12:33,859 perfecting ourselves, slowly over the course of infinity. 154 00:12:33,993 --> 00:12:37,998 It's like, somewhere out there, is a giant disco-ball, 155 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:40,800 casting countless reflections. 156 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,969 And each one of us, 157 00:12:43,103 --> 00:12:46,406 is a tiny piece of that infinite light. 158 00:12:48,273 --> 00:12:49,642 Dude, shut up. 159 00:12:51,243 --> 00:12:52,912 Oh, sorry. 160 00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:56,215 Yeah, the brain isn't what it used to be, since the fall. 161 00:12:56,349 --> 00:12:57,816 That's why I need these babies. 162 00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:59,418 You fell and hurt your head? 163 00:12:59,551 --> 00:13:03,022 Well, cosmologically speaking, yes. 164 00:13:03,156 --> 00:13:06,126 But not all those that fall, are fallen. 165 00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:16,871 What? Did I forget something? 166 00:13:18,238 --> 00:13:20,205 The gummy snacks. 167 00:13:20,339 --> 00:13:21,740 Oh, shit. I'm so sorry. 168 00:13:21,874 --> 00:13:23,308 I forgot the gummy snacks. 169 00:13:23,443 --> 00:13:25,279 See, this is what happens when you don't write shit down. 170 00:13:26,412 --> 00:13:27,714 The Queen loves the gummy snacks. 171 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,517 That's your favorite. Right, Darling? 172 00:13:30,651 --> 00:13:32,752 You like that watermelon flavor, don't you? 173 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,321 We'll get it next time. 174 00:13:35,454 --> 00:13:36,290 Does that mean that we... 175 00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:37,825 No worries. No worries. 176 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,060 Now, I assume whoever told you about the star leaf, 177 00:13:40,193 --> 00:13:42,195 clued you into the code of conduct? 178 00:13:42,329 --> 00:13:43,497 Yes... 179 00:13:43,629 --> 00:13:47,299 No photos. No video. No GPS. 180 00:13:47,432 --> 00:13:50,269 You can't take any seeds or clippings from the site, 181 00:13:50,403 --> 00:13:51,437 although you can smoke as much 182 00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:52,571 as you want, while you're there. 183 00:13:52,705 --> 00:13:53,973 And you gotta destroy the map. 184 00:13:54,107 --> 00:13:55,709 Yeah, and you cannot leave a trace. 185 00:13:55,842 --> 00:13:56,877 Right, right. 186 00:13:57,011 --> 00:13:57,945 - Capisce? - Affirmative. 187 00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:00,179 I've seen that before. 188 00:14:03,382 --> 00:14:04,817 You can read that? 189 00:14:06,653 --> 00:14:09,355 No, but I saw it when I was high up in the Kush. 190 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:14,627 I didn't take you for an O.G. Kush fan. 191 00:14:14,761 --> 00:14:16,296 I'm talking about the Hindu Kush. 192 00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:18,832 The mountain range where we were fighting for our country. 193 00:14:18,964 --> 00:14:20,834 Not sitting on a fucking puff-pad, 194 00:14:20,967 --> 00:14:22,602 getting stoned all fucking day. 195 00:14:22,735 --> 00:14:24,704 Okay, okay, you're gonna have to excuse my friend. 196 00:14:24,838 --> 00:14:27,406 He's still decompressing from his last tour, 197 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,075 and he'll need some time. 198 00:14:29,209 --> 00:14:30,243 It took me a while too. 199 00:14:30,377 --> 00:14:31,544 Come on, man. 200 00:14:31,677 --> 00:14:32,945 Why is it on your wall? 201 00:14:33,079 --> 00:14:34,848 The real question is, 202 00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:37,117 why is it still in your head? 203 00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:39,619 He got you. 204 00:14:40,652 --> 00:14:41,620 Fuck you guys. 205 00:14:43,489 --> 00:14:46,625 All right, who's ready to get weird? 206 00:14:46,759 --> 00:14:48,361 The actual star leaf... 207 00:14:48,494 --> 00:14:49,863 Now hold up, Moon-dog. 208 00:14:49,996 --> 00:14:52,132 This is isn't the actual star leaf. 209 00:14:52,265 --> 00:14:54,167 It's just a distant cousin. 210 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,670 Put it in your mouth, baby. 211 00:14:56,802 --> 00:14:58,638 And suck it. 212 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,814 You mean to tell me that this star leaf, 213 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,250 is actually from outer space? 214 00:15:10,382 --> 00:15:12,618 We are outer space. 215 00:15:12,752 --> 00:15:15,522 Macrocosms, microcosms... 216 00:15:15,655 --> 00:15:17,291 Yeah, that. What he said. 217 00:15:28,334 --> 00:15:30,337 The actual star leaf map. 218 00:15:33,773 --> 00:15:35,140 The map's free. 219 00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:37,710 The journey isn't. 220 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:46,819 Well, I hope you all have a blast. 221 00:15:46,953 --> 00:15:49,189 Right out of this world. 222 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,757 Thank you. Thank you. 223 00:15:51,891 --> 00:15:54,094 Thank you both for your hospitality. 224 00:15:55,695 --> 00:15:56,863 Thanks. 225 00:15:59,666 --> 00:16:02,300 From the halls of Montezuma, 226 00:16:02,435 --> 00:16:05,405 to the shores of Tripoli. 227 00:16:05,539 --> 00:16:08,775 We fight our country's battles 228 00:16:08,908 --> 00:16:11,978 In the air, on land, and sea. 229 00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:15,382 First to fight for right and freedom 230 00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:18,919 And to keep our honor clean. 231 00:16:19,051 --> 00:16:21,887 We are proud to claim the title 232 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:25,025 of United States Marines. 233 00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:52,919 Whoa! It is sexy as fuck out here. 234 00:16:53,052 --> 00:16:55,620 Yeah. It beats dirty-ass hippy drug dens. 235 00:16:55,754 --> 00:16:56,856 Yeah. 236 00:16:56,989 --> 00:16:59,392 How far away is La Push from here? 237 00:16:59,526 --> 00:17:01,060 Dude, the beach ain't going anywhere. 238 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,630 We've got an adventure in these woods here, first. 239 00:17:05,163 --> 00:17:08,035 I mean, are you sure we're even in the right place? 240 00:17:08,735 --> 00:17:09,902 Yeah, dude. 241 00:17:10,036 --> 00:17:11,403 Look at the marking right there. 242 00:17:11,536 --> 00:17:13,574 There's tons of them, all down this road. 243 00:17:14,407 --> 00:17:15,609 Dude, check your bag. 244 00:17:15,741 --> 00:17:17,009 Make sure you've got all your stuff there. 245 00:17:17,142 --> 00:17:18,644 It's a long walk, we might have to setup camp. 246 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:21,581 Quick pit stop, my ass, nectar boy. 247 00:17:21,713 --> 00:17:22,781 Wait a second. 248 00:17:22,915 --> 00:17:24,517 Wait, you said we're camping here? 249 00:17:24,651 --> 00:17:26,018 I thought we were camping on the beach. 250 00:17:26,151 --> 00:17:28,455 Babe, we can do all that Twilight tour stuff later. 251 00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,155 Come on, this is really important for me. 252 00:17:30,289 --> 00:17:32,558 No, no, no, no way, now way. 253 00:17:32,691 --> 00:17:35,461 Bella's Sunset tour is on, bitch. You promised. 254 00:17:35,594 --> 00:17:36,929 He promised. 255 00:17:37,063 --> 00:17:39,632 Hey, you know Edward is like 400 years old, 256 00:17:39,766 --> 00:17:42,002 and still tries to fuck high school kids. 257 00:17:42,134 --> 00:17:44,171 Whatevs. 258 00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:45,671 We're just gonna hump all this gear along, 259 00:17:45,805 --> 00:17:47,740 in case we camp tonight? 260 00:17:48,708 --> 00:17:50,009 Yeah. 261 00:17:50,142 --> 00:17:51,376 Dude, why don't you just admit it to yourself 262 00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:52,944 that your whole entire plan for being up here 263 00:17:53,078 --> 00:17:54,580 is to smoke yourself into oblivion. 264 00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:56,815 What are you talking about? 265 00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,219 Just drop the fucking act already, man. 266 00:17:59,352 --> 00:18:01,853 No, no, no, I mean, we're going to find star leaf. 267 00:18:01,988 --> 00:18:03,289 And if we find some, 268 00:18:03,422 --> 00:18:05,291 I just think it'd be prudent of us to smoke a little. 269 00:18:05,424 --> 00:18:07,192 Dude said no photos. 270 00:18:07,325 --> 00:18:09,095 Why do you care? 271 00:18:09,228 --> 00:18:10,596 Come on, babe. 272 00:18:10,729 --> 00:18:12,332 Your online fan-base has enough 273 00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:14,034 pouty-face selfies for one day. 274 00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:15,669 Put it away, come on. 275 00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:17,236 What about his stupid camera? 276 00:18:17,370 --> 00:18:18,939 This thing's off, okay? 277 00:18:19,072 --> 00:18:20,440 I just didn't wanna leave it in the car. 278 00:18:20,573 --> 00:18:21,874 I didn't feel like it was safe. 279 00:18:22,008 --> 00:18:23,142 Yeah, well, I actually don't safe 280 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,811 leaving my iPhone in the car, so... 281 00:18:24,943 --> 00:18:27,813 Babe, Martha, sweetie, come on. 282 00:18:27,948 --> 00:18:29,416 - Don't give me that shit. - I just need you, 283 00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:31,550 to play by the rules, this one time. 284 00:18:31,683 --> 00:18:34,787 Promise me you'll turn it off and keep it off. 285 00:18:34,921 --> 00:18:36,555 Why? You know? 286 00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:37,990 I mean what's the big deal? 287 00:18:38,123 --> 00:18:40,459 The big deal is that the phone's GPS data 288 00:18:40,593 --> 00:18:42,528 will give away the location of the weed. 289 00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:44,998 Fine. 290 00:18:45,131 --> 00:18:46,565 I can't believe they trust us at all, out here. 291 00:18:46,699 --> 00:18:47,534 I wouldn't. 292 00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,436 Come on, let's giddy-up! 293 00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:52,404 Man sure likes his weed. 294 00:18:52,537 --> 00:18:55,208 He likes a lot of things. 295 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,477 And he isn't afraid to go after them, either. 296 00:19:53,767 --> 00:19:55,535 Hey, here, swing back on me. 297 00:19:59,238 --> 00:20:01,173 Hey, time for chow. 298 00:20:01,307 --> 00:20:02,842 Yes, please, I'm so hungry. 299 00:20:02,976 --> 00:20:04,511 Put something in my mouth. 300 00:20:05,577 --> 00:20:06,612 Anything. 301 00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:07,613 Girl, you crazy. 302 00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:09,782 Take a piece. 303 00:20:15,822 --> 00:20:17,757 Oh, fuck. It tastes like shit. 304 00:20:17,891 --> 00:20:19,793 What's in it? Shit? 305 00:20:19,926 --> 00:20:21,127 It's my new edible recipe. 306 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:22,528 Ganesha's groovy granola. 307 00:20:22,662 --> 00:20:23,896 I mean, it could use some more agave. 308 00:20:24,029 --> 00:20:25,464 But it's pretty good for homemade. 309 00:20:25,597 --> 00:20:26,932 Edible, as in weed edible? 310 00:20:27,066 --> 00:20:28,500 Yeah. 311 00:20:28,634 --> 00:20:30,402 What the fuck is your problem, man? 312 00:20:30,536 --> 00:20:32,772 Two problems. Hungry and sober. 313 00:20:32,904 --> 00:20:34,373 Eat some granola, bam! 314 00:20:34,507 --> 00:20:37,677 Two birds, one stoner. 315 00:20:37,809 --> 00:20:40,113 What? Oh, whoa my dude's crafty. 316 00:20:40,247 --> 00:20:41,180 - Give it up - Yep. 317 00:20:41,314 --> 00:20:42,248 You got it, baby. 318 00:20:46,219 --> 00:20:47,553 What the F? 319 00:20:47,687 --> 00:20:48,889 Whoa. 320 00:20:54,794 --> 00:20:56,963 Those branches look like alien fingers. 321 00:20:57,095 --> 00:20:58,998 Just some random branch configuration. 322 00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:00,299 Nothing to bust a nut on. 323 00:21:00,432 --> 00:21:01,600 Yeah? Then why is it pointing 324 00:21:01,734 --> 00:21:03,236 in the exact direction of the star leaf? 325 00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:05,372 Just a random coincidence. 326 00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:07,172 James doesn't believe in aliens. 327 00:21:07,306 --> 00:21:08,708 Where's the proof? 328 00:21:08,842 --> 00:21:10,009 Ahh... 329 00:21:10,142 --> 00:21:11,444 Exactly. 330 00:21:12,245 --> 00:21:13,546 Come on, man. 331 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:15,215 Don't tell me you never even entertained the idea. 332 00:21:15,347 --> 00:21:18,750 Some people say they are the jinn of Islam. 333 00:21:18,884 --> 00:21:21,087 Wait, what are the jinn? 334 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:23,390 Demons. 335 00:21:54,921 --> 00:21:56,623 Tim? 336 00:21:56,756 --> 00:21:59,559 I have never seen trees like this before. 337 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:07,968 Is this on the map? 338 00:22:08,101 --> 00:22:09,469 I mean, I think so. 339 00:22:09,602 --> 00:22:12,372 I think it's these outlines, right here. 340 00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,507 I had no idea what those meant until right now. 341 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:15,842 That's weird. 342 00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:21,982 The grove should just be up this way. 343 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,127 Wait, what's with all these bulges? 344 00:22:34,259 --> 00:22:36,161 Tree tumors, maybe? 345 00:22:36,295 --> 00:22:38,296 You never complained about bulging wood before. 346 00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:40,332 Honey, if your wood was bulging like this, 347 00:22:40,466 --> 00:22:41,968 I'd take you to a doctor. 348 00:22:46,271 --> 00:22:47,540 Dude, what if these are all filled with 349 00:22:47,673 --> 00:22:49,975 the sweetest fucking resin you ever had? 350 00:22:50,109 --> 00:22:51,511 We should tap these babies and get some 351 00:22:51,643 --> 00:22:53,445 sweet-ass, star leaf syrup. 352 00:22:53,578 --> 00:22:54,913 Woo! 353 00:22:55,047 --> 00:22:57,316 Sip, sippin' on some sizzurp. 354 00:22:57,450 --> 00:22:58,617 Help me up. 355 00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:01,555 Sippin' on some sizzurp. Sippin' on some sizzurp. 356 00:23:03,023 --> 00:23:05,158 These branches look sharp enough to kill. 357 00:23:05,292 --> 00:23:08,094 Yeah, I guess mother nature don't take no prisoners, huh? 358 00:23:08,227 --> 00:23:09,396 I mean, either that or she wanted 359 00:23:09,528 --> 00:23:12,198 to keep this place a secret for a reason. 360 00:23:12,331 --> 00:23:13,632 Ugh! Ugh! 361 00:23:13,766 --> 00:23:16,069 Babe, that's not actually star leaf syrup. 362 00:23:16,201 --> 00:23:17,938 Well, it's still gross. 363 00:23:44,096 --> 00:23:45,798 - James! - James! 364 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,435 James! 365 00:23:57,543 --> 00:23:59,245 Oh, my god! 366 00:23:59,378 --> 00:24:02,716 Welcome to the garden of Weeden, motherfucker! 367 00:24:02,848 --> 00:24:07,185 - Ta da! - We found it! I told you! 368 00:24:07,319 --> 00:24:10,556 I think I've seen bigger plants than this in Afghanistan. 369 00:24:10,690 --> 00:24:12,725 Dude, you see all these other plants? 370 00:24:12,859 --> 00:24:15,228 Fuck them. It's about this one, right here. 371 00:24:15,361 --> 00:24:16,929 This is the queen bee, 372 00:24:17,062 --> 00:24:20,833 the mother of all marijuana plants on planet Earth. 373 00:24:20,967 --> 00:24:22,669 They say she was seeded from outer space, 374 00:24:22,802 --> 00:24:25,171 and sent to us by some extraterrestrial intelligence, 375 00:24:25,305 --> 00:24:27,105 to help us find our way back. 376 00:24:27,238 --> 00:24:29,174 Wow, man. Back from what? 377 00:24:30,642 --> 00:24:32,812 Well, fuck if I know! I just came to smoke this shit! 378 00:24:32,944 --> 00:24:34,748 Oh, my god! 379 00:24:37,016 --> 00:24:39,985 Whoa, brother. Jesus, chill out, man. 380 00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:41,454 What? 381 00:24:41,586 --> 00:24:43,256 You're being an asshole to that plant right now. 382 00:24:44,723 --> 00:24:46,091 You know what? You're right. 383 00:24:46,226 --> 00:24:48,127 - Chill. - Alright. 384 00:24:48,260 --> 00:24:51,396 You're right. I'm being kind of an asshole to this plant. 385 00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:53,264 I need to step aside for a minute, 386 00:24:53,399 --> 00:24:55,834 center myself, come back, 387 00:24:55,969 --> 00:25:00,273 snip some buds, and proceed to get fucking baked. 388 00:25:01,574 --> 00:25:03,709 Awesome. 389 00:25:03,843 --> 00:25:05,545 You don't think he's addicted, do you? 390 00:25:05,678 --> 00:25:06,746 Him? 391 00:25:08,146 --> 00:25:10,282 No, he's always been like that. 392 00:25:10,417 --> 00:25:14,788 First guy in high school to tap a keg, unsnap a bra... 393 00:25:16,788 --> 00:25:18,458 Dude's a legend. 394 00:25:19,525 --> 00:25:20,893 Well, speaking of legends, 395 00:25:21,026 --> 00:25:22,694 I've heard a lot about you, James. 396 00:25:22,827 --> 00:25:24,129 Yeah? 397 00:25:24,263 --> 00:25:25,898 Yeah, I wasn't sure if we'd hit it off at first. 398 00:25:26,032 --> 00:25:28,301 But you know, so far so good. 399 00:25:31,304 --> 00:25:35,374 Look, Tim's my bro. 400 00:25:35,507 --> 00:25:36,741 Yeah. 401 00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:40,613 I just wanted to thank you for your services. 402 00:25:41,948 --> 00:25:42,815 Okay. 403 00:26:20,352 --> 00:26:21,488 Tim? 404 00:26:29,327 --> 00:26:31,062 Alright, this is ready. 405 00:26:31,197 --> 00:26:33,332 Who's ready to blast off? 406 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,867 Oh, me, me, me. 407 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,336 Oh, you know, before we commence this ceremony, 408 00:26:37,469 --> 00:26:38,836 we should say like a little prayer, you know? 409 00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:39,838 Kind of get into it. 410 00:26:39,972 --> 00:26:41,206 Out loud, or what? 411 00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,676 Whatever you feel comfortable with. 412 00:26:47,046 --> 00:26:48,213 Roll, roll, roll the joint. 413 00:26:48,346 --> 00:26:51,016 Twist it at the ends. 414 00:26:51,150 --> 00:26:53,686 Take a puff and that's enough, 415 00:26:53,818 --> 00:26:57,022 now pass it to your friends. 416 00:26:59,292 --> 00:27:01,560 Man, what kind of eastern bullshit you been studying? 417 00:27:01,693 --> 00:27:03,495 Well, have you ever heard of Tantra? 418 00:27:05,197 --> 00:27:06,866 No. 419 00:27:06,998 --> 00:27:08,735 Cause he has, and it's divine. 420 00:27:08,867 --> 00:27:11,636 It's an ancient Vedic sexual ecstasy practice. 421 00:27:11,769 --> 00:27:12,805 No big deal. 422 00:27:12,939 --> 00:27:14,006 No big deal? 423 00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:15,641 I'd say marathon love-making sessions, 424 00:27:15,775 --> 00:27:17,442 ending in multiple female ejaculation, 425 00:27:17,576 --> 00:27:19,844 is kind of a big deal. 426 00:27:19,978 --> 00:27:22,114 Jesus, fuck, calm down. 427 00:27:30,221 --> 00:27:31,557 That's it. 428 00:27:33,057 --> 00:27:34,861 I can't. 429 00:27:34,994 --> 00:27:37,297 Dude, this leaves no trace in your system. 430 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,502 Okay. 431 00:28:04,856 --> 00:28:06,258 Oh, my god. 432 00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:28,248 Guys, I can't move. 433 00:28:30,516 --> 00:28:32,885 I can't move, guys. 434 00:28:33,018 --> 00:28:33,920 Did I ever tell you that I used to be 435 00:28:34,053 --> 00:28:35,854 Jim Morrison in a past life? 436 00:28:49,035 --> 00:28:50,637 I'm so hot. 437 00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:53,305 I make fire jealous. 438 00:28:54,506 --> 00:28:55,374 Right? 439 00:28:58,209 --> 00:28:59,245 Baby, look at me. 440 00:28:59,379 --> 00:29:00,947 I haven't danced like this since 69. 441 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,415 You look like you're having a fucking seizure. 442 00:29:03,548 --> 00:29:04,950 You're not Jim Morrison. 443 00:29:14,927 --> 00:29:16,763 Tim, you're gonna fall in the fire. 444 00:29:18,064 --> 00:29:19,098 What'd you say? 445 00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:20,933 You want me to light your fire? 446 00:29:29,174 --> 00:29:30,776 Do you think I'm pretty? 447 00:29:35,748 --> 00:29:36,915 Yo... 448 00:29:38,551 --> 00:29:40,086 Your... 449 00:29:47,326 --> 00:29:51,796 That is the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me. 450 00:29:51,930 --> 00:29:54,233 Tim's too busy jerking off, to Asian fairy porn, 451 00:29:54,365 --> 00:29:56,235 to notice me anymore. 452 00:29:57,569 --> 00:29:58,937 Do you like Asian fairy porn? 453 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,449 Of course you do. 454 00:30:18,289 --> 00:30:19,491 All men do. 455 00:30:38,376 --> 00:30:39,578 Tim... 456 00:30:40,712 --> 00:30:42,414 Tim, you're gonna fall in the fire. 457 00:30:51,556 --> 00:30:54,661 What in the fuck just happened? 458 00:30:54,794 --> 00:30:55,928 Threw some sticks on the fire, homie. 459 00:30:56,061 --> 00:30:57,330 You feeling it? 460 00:30:59,797 --> 00:31:00,666 What? 461 00:31:01,566 --> 00:31:03,201 Here, hit this. 462 00:31:03,334 --> 00:31:04,870 No, fuck no. 463 00:31:05,004 --> 00:31:06,439 All right, suit yourself. 464 00:31:09,342 --> 00:31:12,978 Did you guys kill anyone when you were in Afghanistan? 465 00:31:13,112 --> 00:31:15,014 Why you gotta go bringing everyone down like that? 466 00:31:15,146 --> 00:31:16,480 You're on a crazy train right now, 467 00:31:16,614 --> 00:31:17,450 and it's time to get off. 468 00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:18,650 I'm sorry. 469 00:31:18,784 --> 00:31:19,584 I know you're high right now, 470 00:31:19,718 --> 00:31:20,620 but you need to stop. 471 00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:22,588 I'm sorry, war makes me laugh. 472 00:31:22,721 --> 00:31:26,526 Maybe this is enough for one night. 473 00:31:28,727 --> 00:31:30,696 Did you see that? 474 00:31:30,830 --> 00:31:31,797 The shooting star? 475 00:31:31,930 --> 00:31:33,032 Yeah. 476 00:31:35,968 --> 00:31:37,569 Whoa! What the hell? 477 00:31:37,702 --> 00:31:38,269 Jesus. 478 00:31:38,402 --> 00:31:40,639 Oh, dude! 479 00:31:40,771 --> 00:31:42,374 They don't call this star leaf for nothing. 480 00:31:42,507 --> 00:31:44,876 Full-on visuals! 481 00:31:45,009 --> 00:31:47,378 Wait, where do stars come from, anyway? 482 00:31:47,513 --> 00:31:48,647 Same place we do. 483 00:31:48,780 --> 00:31:50,415 Everything's star dust, baby. 484 00:31:54,286 --> 00:31:55,921 Fuck. Do you hear that? 485 00:31:59,525 --> 00:32:01,127 This weed is getting trippy. 486 00:32:01,259 --> 00:32:02,460 Maybe we should all just get up, 487 00:32:02,594 --> 00:32:04,028 and like walk around. 488 00:32:04,162 --> 00:32:05,930 No, dude. I fucking heard something out there. 489 00:32:06,064 --> 00:32:07,200 Really? 490 00:32:10,268 --> 00:32:11,170 Shit, there's movement out there! 491 00:32:11,303 --> 00:32:13,406 Dude, sit down. 492 00:32:13,538 --> 00:32:15,173 It's just voices in your head, alright? 493 00:32:15,306 --> 00:32:16,508 I'm fucking telling you, man. 494 00:32:16,642 --> 00:32:18,643 I heard somebody talking out there, in Pashto. 495 00:32:18,777 --> 00:32:19,812 What the hell is Pashto? 496 00:32:19,944 --> 00:32:21,146 It's an Afghan dialect. 497 00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:22,480 It's just voices in your head, alright? 498 00:32:22,613 --> 00:32:23,815 They get louder when there's no 499 00:32:23,950 --> 00:32:25,217 city noise to drown them out. 500 00:32:25,351 --> 00:32:26,118 He's right. 501 00:32:27,952 --> 00:32:29,187 What the hell? 502 00:32:30,622 --> 00:32:32,925 City noise does tend to drown out a lot. 503 00:32:33,057 --> 00:32:34,227 Doesn't it? 504 00:32:37,863 --> 00:32:39,832 Unfortunately, city people, 505 00:32:39,965 --> 00:32:41,734 such as yourselves, make so much noise, 506 00:32:41,866 --> 00:32:44,435 you can hear them miles away, in the dead of night. 507 00:32:44,569 --> 00:32:47,539 Talking about the secrets of the universe, 508 00:32:47,672 --> 00:32:49,342 and all kinds of interesting stuff, 509 00:32:49,475 --> 00:32:53,346 people like to talk about when they're high. 510 00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:55,547 Hmm? 511 00:32:56,648 --> 00:32:59,519 Oh, look at that. 512 00:33:10,296 --> 00:33:11,497 Mmm. 513 00:33:16,434 --> 00:33:17,869 It is legal now. 514 00:33:18,703 --> 00:33:19,971 No prescription necessary. 515 00:33:21,573 --> 00:33:24,043 I'm sorry, old habits die hard. 516 00:33:25,477 --> 00:33:26,945 Officer? 517 00:33:27,078 --> 00:33:28,746 Forrest ranger. 518 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:32,718 I'm just out making my rounds. 519 00:33:32,851 --> 00:33:36,122 Walking the trails with the snakes and the snails. 520 00:33:36,255 --> 00:33:39,592 Checking the pines for those evergreen crimes. 521 00:33:40,325 --> 00:33:42,094 Hmm? 522 00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:43,629 We found some evergreen, alright. 523 00:33:46,265 --> 00:33:47,833 That you did, honey. 524 00:33:47,967 --> 00:33:49,569 That you did. 525 00:33:50,936 --> 00:33:52,605 Here you go. 526 00:33:52,738 --> 00:33:54,707 - Thank you. - Yeah. 527 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:58,276 You folks mind if I take a knee? 528 00:33:58,410 --> 00:33:59,644 Please. 529 00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:04,183 Have a seat, son. 530 00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:06,651 Fire's getting cold. 531 00:34:08,721 --> 00:34:10,422 Well, look at that. 532 00:34:10,555 --> 00:34:12,390 Marshmallows and everything. 533 00:34:14,058 --> 00:34:18,964 Wow, you kids sure know how to enjoy the great outdoors. 534 00:34:19,832 --> 00:34:21,366 I'll give you that. 535 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:22,668 So, is this place something that 536 00:34:22,801 --> 00:34:26,138 you and the other forest rangers know about? 537 00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:28,674 We've been coming here a long time, son. 538 00:34:28,806 --> 00:34:31,710 Oh, you mean like the indigenous first peoples? 539 00:34:32,678 --> 00:34:34,080 I'm talking about everyone. 540 00:34:35,147 --> 00:34:36,282 From everywhere. 541 00:34:48,093 --> 00:34:50,696 Do you see a lot of wildlife? 542 00:34:54,966 --> 00:34:56,701 I saw a moose fucking a bear once. 543 00:34:58,004 --> 00:35:00,404 Wait, you saw what? 544 00:35:00,538 --> 00:35:03,142 Moose, fucking a bear. 545 00:35:04,442 --> 00:35:05,945 No, man. 546 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:08,947 What, are you telling me you've never 547 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:10,948 seen something strange before? 548 00:35:12,984 --> 00:35:15,621 Something only you, and no one else could see? 549 00:35:16,488 --> 00:35:17,390 Hmm? 550 00:35:19,491 --> 00:35:21,326 You folks wanna get high? 551 00:35:21,460 --> 00:35:22,861 - Yeah. - Yeah. 552 00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:27,065 Well, you can certainly get high, right? 553 00:35:51,056 --> 00:35:52,558 Whoa. 554 00:35:52,690 --> 00:35:54,227 It's not how high you go that matters. 555 00:35:55,259 --> 00:35:57,062 It's where you go. 556 00:35:57,196 --> 00:35:58,964 Ah, I like the way you think, officer. 557 00:35:59,096 --> 00:36:00,232 - Ranger. - Ranger... 558 00:36:00,364 --> 00:36:01,033 Ranger. 559 00:36:01,165 --> 00:36:01,866 Ranger. 560 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,069 Ranger Dave. 561 00:36:04,169 --> 00:36:05,071 All right, well... 562 00:36:06,171 --> 00:36:08,040 You folks have a good night. 563 00:36:08,174 --> 00:36:11,009 And enjoy the great outdoors. 564 00:36:17,149 --> 00:36:19,518 What the fuck was that? 565 00:36:19,652 --> 00:36:21,453 Did that really just happen? 566 00:36:21,587 --> 00:36:24,323 I have no idea what the dude was talking about. 567 00:36:24,457 --> 00:36:25,591 Do you think he was 568 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:27,460 lying about a moose fucking a bear? 569 00:36:27,593 --> 00:36:29,428 I don't know, with the weed we've been smoking, 570 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,328 I'd kinda believe him. 571 00:36:31,462 --> 00:36:32,797 Oh, man. 572 00:36:32,931 --> 00:36:35,767 Man, I don't even think he was real, though. 573 00:36:35,901 --> 00:36:37,536 Yeah, man, he was real. 574 00:36:39,738 --> 00:36:42,207 Okay, I'm going to bed. 575 00:36:42,341 --> 00:36:43,842 You know what? I'm gonna follow you. 576 00:36:43,975 --> 00:36:46,411 I don't want any close encounters of the moose-rape kind. 577 00:36:46,544 --> 00:36:48,379 Ooh, I actually wouldn't mind seeing that. 578 00:36:48,513 --> 00:36:49,714 Well, get in that tent, 579 00:36:49,848 --> 00:36:51,217 and I'll show you what a moose dick looks like. 580 00:36:53,718 --> 00:36:54,585 Let me in first. 581 00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,087 No! 582 00:38:17,703 --> 00:38:20,038 They'll be coming for you, James. 583 00:38:21,372 --> 00:38:23,475 They've have their eye on you a long time. 584 00:38:24,776 --> 00:38:26,145 Long time... 585 00:38:27,645 --> 00:38:29,080 But you already knew that. 586 00:38:31,382 --> 00:38:33,785 Didn't you? Hmm? 587 00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:58,977 Careful where you're going, now. 588 00:38:59,111 --> 00:39:00,745 You never know what you might find. 589 00:39:00,879 --> 00:39:02,114 Who the fuck are you? 590 00:39:02,247 --> 00:39:04,315 Stay the fuck away from my friends! 591 00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:20,533 Get up, goddamn it! We've got hostiles! 592 00:39:24,703 --> 00:39:25,603 Shit. 593 00:39:26,370 --> 00:39:27,539 James! 594 00:39:37,948 --> 00:39:38,850 Martha? 595 00:39:40,317 --> 00:39:42,153 What are you doing out here? 596 00:39:42,288 --> 00:39:44,490 Waiting for you to find me. 597 00:39:44,622 --> 00:39:47,892 We have to go back to the camp. 598 00:39:48,026 --> 00:39:49,560 Where's Tim? 599 00:39:49,694 --> 00:39:51,396 The plant can help you, James. 600 00:39:51,529 --> 00:39:52,830 What? 601 00:39:52,964 --> 00:39:54,333 It's a portal, don't you see? 602 00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:56,435 To the stars. 603 00:39:58,036 --> 00:39:59,404 What are you talking about? 604 00:40:00,906 --> 00:40:02,208 Where are your clothes? 605 00:40:04,509 --> 00:40:06,011 These can't help you. 606 00:40:08,279 --> 00:40:10,548 Share your pain with me, James. 607 00:40:12,917 --> 00:40:13,951 No, I don't need saving. 608 00:40:14,085 --> 00:40:15,120 Come here. 609 00:40:37,207 --> 00:40:37,910 Fuck! 610 00:41:12,410 --> 00:41:13,279 Tim? 611 00:41:14,413 --> 00:41:15,781 Tim? 612 00:41:19,984 --> 00:41:23,087 What? How the hell did we get out here? 613 00:41:24,388 --> 00:41:26,490 I don't know. 614 00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:27,660 We must've been higher than we thought. 615 00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:30,828 Yeah. 616 00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:35,100 Where's James? 617 00:41:37,002 --> 00:41:39,772 Probably smart enough to sleep in his own tent. I guess. 618 00:41:42,207 --> 00:41:44,609 Well, we better check. 619 00:41:48,614 --> 00:41:50,015 Wait a sec. 620 00:41:55,085 --> 00:41:58,689 Ooh, now this is the bulging wood I came to see. 621 00:41:58,823 --> 00:42:01,125 Top of the morning to you, too. 622 00:42:01,259 --> 00:42:03,429 Morning glory, or whatever it is. 623 00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:17,408 Tim? Martha? 624 00:42:36,395 --> 00:42:37,862 - Shit! - What? 625 00:42:37,995 --> 00:42:39,096 Get down. Get down. 626 00:42:39,230 --> 00:42:40,299 What the hell is going on? 627 00:42:40,431 --> 00:42:41,700 What are you guys doing out here? 628 00:42:41,832 --> 00:42:42,533 There's something behind that tree. 629 00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:43,701 It was watching us. 630 00:42:43,835 --> 00:42:45,304 What the fuck you talking about? 631 00:42:45,437 --> 00:42:46,603 The fucking tree, right there, was watching us. 632 00:42:46,738 --> 00:42:48,006 Please go check it out. 633 00:42:49,741 --> 00:42:50,542 No, to your left! 634 00:42:50,674 --> 00:42:51,408 Here? 635 00:42:51,542 --> 00:42:52,443 The big one! 636 00:42:56,381 --> 00:42:57,482 Do you see anything? 637 00:42:58,884 --> 00:43:00,352 Nothing! 638 00:43:00,486 --> 00:43:01,620 Maybe it was just that moose fucking. 639 00:43:01,754 --> 00:43:03,755 It wasn't a fucking moose. 640 00:43:03,888 --> 00:43:05,923 It wasn't a fucking moose. 641 00:43:07,357 --> 00:43:08,626 Fuck this, man. 642 00:43:08,761 --> 00:43:11,697 Okay, give me my shirt, I'm leaving. 643 00:43:43,828 --> 00:43:45,330 Hurry up! We gotta go! 644 00:43:45,462 --> 00:43:46,330 What, did you see something? 645 00:43:46,464 --> 00:43:47,265 I said we gotta go! 646 00:43:47,399 --> 00:43:48,767 Leave the fucking tents! 647 00:43:49,901 --> 00:43:51,036 I said leave them, come on! 648 00:43:51,169 --> 00:43:52,603 - Coming. - All right! 649 00:44:21,366 --> 00:44:23,936 I don't know. We're probably all just still high. 650 00:44:24,069 --> 00:44:25,170 No, I know what I saw. 651 00:44:25,303 --> 00:44:26,738 You saw the lights last night too? 652 00:44:26,870 --> 00:44:27,738 - No. - Yeah, dude. 653 00:44:27,872 --> 00:44:29,006 We all saw the shooting star. 654 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:30,675 I'm not talking about the shooting star. 655 00:44:30,808 --> 00:44:32,009 What the hell are you talking about then? 656 00:44:32,143 --> 00:44:33,345 That blinding light that... 657 00:44:33,477 --> 00:44:35,346 Fuck! Whoa! What the fuck is that? 658 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,615 - Jesus! - Just go man! 659 00:44:36,748 --> 00:44:37,882 - Go! - Just go! 660 00:44:38,982 --> 00:44:41,051 Holy fucking shit! 661 00:44:41,185 --> 00:44:42,721 What the fuck is that, man? 662 00:44:44,756 --> 00:44:45,790 Calm down. 663 00:44:45,924 --> 00:44:48,393 Get off! Run her over! 664 00:44:48,527 --> 00:44:49,461 Honk the horn! 665 00:44:50,863 --> 00:44:52,330 It's some kind of animal or something! 666 00:44:52,462 --> 00:44:53,131 - Go, motherfucker go! - Just run it over! 667 00:44:53,263 --> 00:44:53,964 Just go! 668 00:45:00,872 --> 00:45:01,772 Just go around. 669 00:45:01,906 --> 00:45:03,007 Babe, we're in a Prius. 670 00:45:03,140 --> 00:45:04,475 It's not built for off-road activity. 671 00:45:07,846 --> 00:45:09,080 What are you doing? 672 00:45:09,214 --> 00:45:10,949 We must've missed an off-road or something. 673 00:45:12,283 --> 00:45:13,484 - Shit! - Holy shit. 674 00:45:16,486 --> 00:45:17,788 It's an ambush. 675 00:45:17,922 --> 00:45:19,357 What the fuck are you talking about, an ambush? 676 00:45:19,491 --> 00:45:20,592 We're in a kill-zone. 677 00:45:20,725 --> 00:45:21,491 A what zone? 678 00:45:21,625 --> 00:45:22,761 A kill-zone! 679 00:45:27,966 --> 00:45:29,668 Grab your packs, hurry! 680 00:45:32,370 --> 00:45:33,671 Fuck. 681 00:45:33,805 --> 00:45:34,839 - Shit... - Come on, let's go! 682 00:45:34,971 --> 00:45:36,575 Come on! Come on! 683 00:45:38,109 --> 00:45:39,276 What the hell is going on? 684 00:45:39,410 --> 00:45:40,578 Some kind of ambush. 685 00:45:40,712 --> 00:45:41,913 Who would be ambushing us? 686 00:45:42,046 --> 00:45:43,214 Just get your shit. 687 00:45:43,348 --> 00:45:45,049 What the fuck is the holdup, man? 688 00:45:45,183 --> 00:45:46,351 Come on! 689 00:45:47,352 --> 00:45:48,987 What the hell is that? 690 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:50,489 Grab that shit and let's go! 691 00:45:50,622 --> 00:45:51,855 What the hell is that? 692 00:45:51,989 --> 00:45:53,024 Is that fucking star leaf? 693 00:45:53,158 --> 00:45:54,359 You have fucking star leaf clippings? 694 00:45:54,493 --> 00:45:56,060 He fucking has star leaf clippings. 695 00:45:56,194 --> 00:45:58,029 You're fucking us over, you realize that? 696 00:45:58,163 --> 00:45:59,364 You guys. You guys. 697 00:45:59,497 --> 00:46:00,297 - Are you serious? - He fucked us over. 698 00:46:00,431 --> 00:46:01,232 Are you serious? 699 00:46:01,366 --> 00:46:02,500 Man, get rid of that shit! 700 00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:03,368 Dude, it's not that much, okay? 701 00:46:03,502 --> 00:46:04,670 I just needed a little, 702 00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:06,170 to make some clones when I got home, alright? 703 00:46:06,303 --> 00:46:08,439 Look, you guys are freaking out way too much. 704 00:46:08,573 --> 00:46:09,507 We all just need to calm... 705 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:10,875 Whoa, dude! 706 00:46:11,009 --> 00:46:11,876 What the fuck? 707 00:46:12,009 --> 00:46:13,377 Tim? Baby? Baby? 708 00:46:13,511 --> 00:46:15,147 What the fuck just grabbed me? 709 00:46:16,881 --> 00:46:18,416 Baby, are you okay? 710 00:46:18,549 --> 00:46:20,651 Look at me. Let me see. Let me see. 711 00:46:35,966 --> 00:46:37,802 Tim? Martha? 712 00:46:47,846 --> 00:46:49,781 Okay... 713 00:46:49,913 --> 00:46:52,618 James Hunter, Sergeant, United States Marine Corps. 714 00:46:53,585 --> 00:46:55,553 I'm here, in Washington state, 715 00:46:55,687 --> 00:46:58,123 in the Olympic National Rainforest. 716 00:46:58,256 --> 00:46:59,656 I know this is gonna sound crazy. 717 00:46:59,790 --> 00:47:01,993 But something really, fucked up is happening right now. 718 00:47:02,127 --> 00:47:04,029 And to be honest, I have no idea what. 719 00:47:06,397 --> 00:47:07,431 Fuck. 720 00:47:07,564 --> 00:47:08,767 I know this looks cheesy as hell, 721 00:47:08,899 --> 00:47:10,167 staring down into a camera, 722 00:47:10,301 --> 00:47:12,337 like some bullshit scene from some horror film. 723 00:47:12,471 --> 00:47:14,907 But I promise you, this is real, okay? 724 00:47:16,741 --> 00:47:17,976 In case something happens, 725 00:47:19,210 --> 00:47:20,645 hopefully somebody will find this footage, 726 00:47:20,777 --> 00:47:22,647 and try to make some sense out of all this. 727 00:47:28,051 --> 00:47:29,320 It's been an hour. 728 00:47:30,855 --> 00:47:32,557 Still no sign of my friends. 729 00:47:34,259 --> 00:47:36,061 Think I'm gonna head west, 730 00:47:36,194 --> 00:47:39,264 towards the Pacific ocean, away from the peaks. 731 00:47:39,397 --> 00:47:40,699 Hopefully I'll run into some kind of 732 00:47:40,832 --> 00:47:42,267 fucking civilization out there. 733 00:47:42,399 --> 00:47:44,801 I just have no idea what the hell I'm doing, still. 734 00:47:44,935 --> 00:47:46,971 But, I don't know, I'm... 735 00:48:21,172 --> 00:48:21,974 Fuck. 736 00:49:07,752 --> 00:49:09,121 Lower your weapon. 737 00:49:10,488 --> 00:49:11,723 Lower your weapon. 738 00:49:17,127 --> 00:49:18,462 Now this, my friend... 739 00:49:19,864 --> 00:49:21,499 This is one hell of a violation, 740 00:49:21,632 --> 00:49:23,335 of park regulations. 741 00:49:25,335 --> 00:49:28,105 Look, I can put in a good word, 742 00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:29,908 about you using this thing here, 743 00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:31,876 considering your current state of mind and all. 744 00:49:32,910 --> 00:49:35,078 But as for them... 745 00:49:35,212 --> 00:49:37,515 They chose to break the rules, of their own free will. 746 00:49:37,649 --> 00:49:38,783 My friends are dead and you're 747 00:49:38,917 --> 00:49:40,884 talking to me about the fucking rules? 748 00:49:41,018 --> 00:49:43,321 I'll show you some fucking rules! 749 00:49:46,623 --> 00:49:48,091 If you can't follow a few simple rules, 750 00:49:48,225 --> 00:49:50,027 like not taking photos... 751 00:49:50,995 --> 00:49:52,197 Or as in his case, 752 00:49:52,330 --> 00:49:53,799 stealing himself some souvenirs to take home. 753 00:49:53,931 --> 00:49:55,466 How are we supposed to trust all of you, 754 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,035 with the secrets to the universe, huh? 755 00:49:57,167 --> 00:49:59,136 You tell me that. 756 00:49:59,270 --> 00:50:00,305 I can't believe I killed them. 757 00:50:00,437 --> 00:50:02,706 Well, let's go check, make sure. 758 00:50:10,348 --> 00:50:12,750 Yeah, they're dead. 759 00:50:14,919 --> 00:50:16,221 You got a permit for this? 760 00:50:18,522 --> 00:50:19,457 I found it. 761 00:50:19,589 --> 00:50:21,558 Wow. 762 00:50:21,692 --> 00:50:23,762 I guess it's your lucky day then. 763 00:50:24,928 --> 00:50:26,564 You sure as hell know how to shoot it. 764 00:50:28,065 --> 00:50:29,334 Don't you? 765 00:50:30,433 --> 00:50:31,335 Yes. 766 00:50:32,303 --> 00:50:33,105 Louder. 767 00:50:34,372 --> 00:50:36,007 Yes, sir. 768 00:50:37,140 --> 00:50:38,876 I can't hear you, maggot! 769 00:50:39,009 --> 00:50:40,078 Sir, yes sir! 770 00:50:40,210 --> 00:50:41,111 Sound off like you've got a pair! 771 00:50:41,245 --> 00:50:42,647 Sir, yes sir! 772 00:50:55,292 --> 00:50:56,693 James? 773 00:50:56,828 --> 00:50:57,996 Oh, my god. We found you. 774 00:50:58,129 --> 00:51:00,531 Who are you yelling at? 775 00:51:00,665 --> 00:51:02,334 What are you doing with that? 776 00:51:08,672 --> 00:51:09,707 I don't believe this. 777 00:51:09,841 --> 00:51:10,842 What? 778 00:51:12,143 --> 00:51:13,177 You're dead. 779 00:51:13,310 --> 00:51:14,844 What are you talking about? 780 00:51:14,978 --> 00:51:17,582 I killed you guys. 781 00:51:17,716 --> 00:51:19,584 Dude, that star leaf really messed with us. 782 00:51:19,716 --> 00:51:22,153 We need to just calm down, find a place to chill. 783 00:51:25,089 --> 00:51:26,357 I'm sorry. 784 00:51:28,692 --> 00:51:29,526 About what? 785 00:51:29,660 --> 00:51:30,895 What's he talking about, baby? 786 00:51:32,297 --> 00:51:34,632 We didn't know that there would be a kid. 787 00:51:36,500 --> 00:51:39,203 Dude, you're in Washington state now, okay? 788 00:51:39,335 --> 00:51:41,339 You're safe. 789 00:51:41,471 --> 00:51:43,774 You wanted me to take the shot so bad, didn't you? 790 00:51:45,576 --> 00:51:46,778 The pink mist... 791 00:51:47,578 --> 00:51:48,680 It's yours. 792 00:51:49,513 --> 00:51:50,781 Take the shot. 793 00:51:53,651 --> 00:51:54,819 Take the shot. 794 00:51:57,055 --> 00:51:58,156 Take the shot! 795 00:51:58,288 --> 00:52:00,091 Honey, honey, it's okay. 796 00:52:00,223 --> 00:52:01,926 No! No! 797 00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:03,195 James! 798 00:52:11,368 --> 00:52:13,837 My boy's lost it, completely. 799 00:52:13,971 --> 00:52:15,406 They told you not to touch their stuff. 800 00:52:15,538 --> 00:52:16,607 Why'd you do it? 801 00:52:16,741 --> 00:52:18,009 Had I known it would get this crazy, 802 00:52:18,142 --> 00:52:20,145 I never would've looked for it in the first place. 803 00:52:20,277 --> 00:52:21,846 Hey, when we get back to the car, 804 00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:24,516 don't let me forget to pick up the clippings. 805 00:52:26,384 --> 00:52:28,719 So I can take them back to the grove. 806 00:52:30,754 --> 00:52:32,089 Look, you're right. This whole thing is... 807 00:52:32,223 --> 00:52:33,791 No, you know what? This is fucking bullshit. 808 00:52:33,924 --> 00:52:35,292 Babe, calm down. 809 00:52:35,426 --> 00:52:36,759 You're just having a bad trip. 810 00:52:36,893 --> 00:52:38,462 Take the beads, they'll give you some 811 00:52:38,596 --> 00:52:40,465 - peace and calm. - No, fuck your hippy beads! 812 00:52:40,598 --> 00:52:42,533 What's your problem? 813 00:52:42,667 --> 00:52:44,669 Look, I'm not the only one who broke the fucking rules. 814 00:52:44,803 --> 00:52:45,870 No, get off me! Get off me! 815 00:52:46,002 --> 00:52:47,071 - Yeah. - Give me that. 816 00:52:47,205 --> 00:52:48,439 - Uh-huh. Uh-huh - No, no, no. 817 00:52:48,573 --> 00:52:50,775 - Give me that! - Yeah, yeah, I'm the asshole. 818 00:52:50,908 --> 00:52:53,076 I've seen the way you look at James. 819 00:52:53,210 --> 00:52:54,946 I'm not a slut. 820 00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:56,514 Fuck him. Who gives a shit anyway? 821 00:52:56,647 --> 00:52:59,150 What the fuck was he talking about back there, huh? 822 00:52:59,283 --> 00:53:00,984 The pink mist? 823 00:53:01,118 --> 00:53:04,622 What's the big fucking secret, huh? Tell me. 824 00:53:05,189 --> 00:53:06,223 Tell me. 825 00:53:06,357 --> 00:53:07,658 What'd you fucking do back there? 826 00:53:08,625 --> 00:53:09,459 What did you do back there? 827 00:53:09,593 --> 00:53:12,096 You fucking killed someone? 828 00:53:12,230 --> 00:53:15,033 You fucking killed someone, is that what you did? 829 00:53:15,165 --> 00:53:16,801 You're a fucking coward, hiding behind a plant. 830 00:53:16,933 --> 00:53:18,435 Yeah, who the fuck do you think you are? 831 00:53:18,569 --> 00:53:20,036 Ugh! God! 832 00:53:20,171 --> 00:53:22,073 When we were out, risking our lives for our country, 833 00:53:22,205 --> 00:53:24,209 you were here fucking every guy in town. 834 00:53:26,410 --> 00:53:28,312 Ah, shit! 835 00:53:29,879 --> 00:53:31,682 We are friends. 836 00:53:32,884 --> 00:53:34,352 We're friends. 837 00:53:38,756 --> 00:53:40,125 Oh, yeah? You like my beads? 838 00:53:41,959 --> 00:53:43,527 Maybe she can help us find a way out of here. 839 00:53:45,663 --> 00:53:46,965 Hey... 840 00:53:47,765 --> 00:53:49,067 We need some help, yo. 841 00:54:17,094 --> 00:54:17,995 Fuck! 842 00:54:18,596 --> 00:54:19,196 Tim! 843 00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:20,331 Fuck! Oh, god. 844 00:54:20,464 --> 00:54:22,198 Oh, my god. No, no, no. 845 00:54:22,332 --> 00:54:23,434 Tim! 846 00:54:27,772 --> 00:54:29,107 Forget something? 847 00:54:29,774 --> 00:54:30,875 Shit. 848 00:54:32,243 --> 00:54:33,744 You disappoint me, man. 849 00:54:33,877 --> 00:54:35,546 No, no, no. You're not real. 850 00:54:35,678 --> 00:54:37,748 Oh, I'm real. 851 00:54:37,881 --> 00:54:40,249 And it's about to get really real. 852 00:54:40,384 --> 00:54:42,753 No, no. You don't exist. 853 00:54:42,886 --> 00:54:45,189 You're not real. This is my brain on drugs. 854 00:54:45,323 --> 00:54:47,825 Yeah, you're tripping, man. You're tripping. 855 00:54:47,957 --> 00:54:50,794 And it's a trip straight to hell. 856 00:54:50,928 --> 00:54:52,296 You're just a figment of our imagination, 857 00:54:52,428 --> 00:54:53,897 our collective imagination. 858 00:54:54,031 --> 00:54:54,732 You don't exist. 859 00:54:54,866 --> 00:54:56,201 You disappoint me. 860 00:54:56,334 --> 00:54:57,301 Go away! 861 00:54:59,136 --> 00:55:00,171 Boo. 862 00:55:01,872 --> 00:55:03,140 Boo. 863 00:55:11,582 --> 00:55:13,084 What the fuck? 864 00:55:26,129 --> 00:55:27,864 What is this place? 865 00:55:27,997 --> 00:55:29,166 Where the fuck are we? 866 00:55:44,114 --> 00:55:45,750 Did you write that? 867 00:55:57,761 --> 00:56:00,597 This is my stuff. Where'd you get this stuff, huh? 868 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:03,067 This is my fucking sunglasses, my phone... 869 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,701 Where'd you get this? 870 00:56:10,473 --> 00:56:11,975 Oh, my god! 871 00:57:04,227 --> 00:57:05,195 Thank god. 872 00:57:07,564 --> 00:57:08,332 Fuck. 873 00:57:12,169 --> 00:57:13,203 Yes... 874 00:58:55,739 --> 00:58:57,108 What the fuck are you doing here? 875 00:58:57,241 --> 00:58:59,977 Oh, just checking things out. 876 00:59:00,111 --> 00:59:02,647 I hear you got yourself in a bit of a jam. 877 00:59:04,181 --> 00:59:05,583 Nice to see you're working it out. 878 00:59:05,716 --> 00:59:08,618 I'm telling you, my friend is a fucking idiot, okay? 879 00:59:08,752 --> 00:59:09,887 He didn't mean to take anything... 880 00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:11,821 Oh, he took it. He took it, alright. 881 00:59:11,955 --> 00:59:13,357 And I'm afraid he meant to. 882 00:59:13,491 --> 00:59:14,625 I'm telling you, man. 883 00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:15,626 He didn't mean to do any... 884 00:59:15,759 --> 00:59:17,694 You see this leaf? 885 00:59:17,828 --> 00:59:19,096 Most people think it's only job 886 00:59:19,230 --> 00:59:21,498 is to make them feel good. 887 00:59:21,631 --> 00:59:23,867 But feeling good really isn't what they want. 888 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:27,437 What they want, this plant can't give them. 889 00:59:27,571 --> 00:59:28,906 Well, what's that? 890 00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:33,311 What's troubling you, man? 891 00:59:34,611 --> 00:59:36,080 Excuse me? 892 00:59:37,381 --> 00:59:39,783 What happened to you, over there in Afghanistan? 893 00:59:51,761 --> 00:59:53,830 You saw something else over there, didn't you? 894 00:59:54,931 --> 00:59:56,901 Same thing you saw at my place. 895 01:00:03,006 --> 01:00:04,441 Do you know what it means? 896 01:00:07,643 --> 01:00:09,879 It's a doorway. 897 01:00:10,013 --> 01:00:12,149 Closed on one side, open on the other. 898 01:00:13,951 --> 01:00:15,753 But our plant friends, you see... 899 01:00:18,055 --> 01:00:18,922 They can only show you the door. 900 01:00:19,056 --> 01:00:20,524 They can't walk you through it. 901 01:00:20,658 --> 01:00:22,926 So what about those things we keep seeing? 902 01:00:23,060 --> 01:00:23,994 Well, they're no friends of mine. 903 01:00:24,127 --> 01:00:26,029 I'll tell you that. 904 01:00:26,163 --> 01:00:28,598 They're more of a nuisance, really. 905 01:00:28,732 --> 01:00:30,434 Well, what do they want? 906 01:00:30,567 --> 01:00:34,137 Man, your karma is like a magnet. 907 01:00:34,270 --> 01:00:35,705 They're drawn to it. 908 01:00:35,839 --> 01:00:39,343 Like vultures, in the night, waiting. 909 01:00:40,343 --> 01:00:41,644 Waiting for what? 910 01:00:41,777 --> 01:00:43,580 To feed of your conflict. 911 01:00:43,714 --> 01:00:45,750 They use you to form these 912 01:00:46,716 --> 01:00:48,785 charged emotional patterns, 913 01:00:48,919 --> 01:00:51,087 so they can share in a kind of awareness fulfillment, 914 01:00:51,221 --> 01:00:53,091 that they're otherwise denied. 915 01:00:55,426 --> 01:00:58,629 What? What the fuck are you talking about? 916 01:01:02,332 --> 01:01:03,600 No... 917 01:01:04,567 --> 01:01:05,602 Go on! Get out of here! 918 01:01:06,703 --> 01:01:08,005 Go back to where you came from! 919 01:01:08,138 --> 01:01:09,539 There ain't nothing here for you! 920 01:01:09,672 --> 01:01:10,707 Go on! 921 01:01:47,243 --> 01:01:49,913 Did you see that, man? 922 01:01:50,047 --> 01:01:51,915 What the fuck did you just say? 923 01:01:52,049 --> 01:01:54,252 Oh, it's just an old Jewish nursery rhyme for kids. 924 01:01:55,285 --> 01:01:56,420 What? 925 01:01:56,553 --> 01:01:57,587 Yeah, you know, it works in a pinch. 926 01:01:57,721 --> 01:01:59,189 But it ain't gonna work for long. 927 01:01:59,323 --> 01:02:00,123 You better get back to your friends. 928 01:02:00,256 --> 01:02:01,191 They're gonna need you. 929 01:02:01,325 --> 01:02:02,527 Go on. 930 01:02:08,364 --> 01:02:09,299 Hell yeah. 931 01:02:10,968 --> 01:02:12,402 Tim? Martha? 932 01:02:12,535 --> 01:02:13,903 - James? - What the fuck? 933 01:02:14,036 --> 01:02:15,439 - James, please. - Help us get down. 934 01:02:15,573 --> 01:02:16,272 - Please help us. - Please, before he... 935 01:02:16,406 --> 01:02:17,408 There he is! 936 01:02:19,076 --> 01:02:19,977 Been waiting for you. 937 01:02:20,109 --> 01:02:21,444 Who the hell are you, man? 938 01:02:21,578 --> 01:02:22,812 What the fuck do you want? 939 01:02:22,946 --> 01:02:24,382 I tried to warn you. 940 01:02:24,515 --> 01:02:26,217 Others tried as well. 941 01:02:27,183 --> 01:02:28,819 The star leaf... 942 01:02:34,924 --> 01:02:38,763 Well, that's a special leaf, as you know. 943 01:02:38,895 --> 01:02:40,997 Yeah? What's so special about it, huh? 944 01:02:41,832 --> 01:02:43,034 It's a star gate. 945 01:02:44,433 --> 01:02:46,836 It opens up a door to great healing. 946 01:02:46,969 --> 01:02:50,440 Also great chaos, if not navigated skillfully. 947 01:02:50,573 --> 01:02:54,244 Through this door, all kinds of beings emerge. 948 01:02:54,377 --> 01:02:56,580 Some good, some not so good. 949 01:02:57,980 --> 01:02:59,348 Shit. 950 01:03:02,218 --> 01:03:05,187 You ever ask yourself if you really had a choice or not? 951 01:03:05,321 --> 01:03:07,957 Pulling that trigger? Huh? 952 01:03:08,091 --> 01:03:09,293 I mean, who's to say? 953 01:03:09,426 --> 01:03:10,694 I'm just being theoretical. 954 01:03:10,828 --> 01:03:13,631 But who's to say you happened to save the lives 955 01:03:13,763 --> 01:03:16,800 of 13 innocent Afghan civilians. 956 01:03:22,105 --> 01:03:23,241 Just saying. 957 01:03:33,183 --> 01:03:35,518 God, I don't fucking deserve this, okay? 958 01:03:35,652 --> 01:03:37,788 I don't deserve this! This is bullshit! 959 01:03:37,921 --> 01:03:39,656 You can save them the fate of what awaits them. 960 01:03:39,790 --> 01:03:42,192 Put them out of their misery right now, hmm? 961 01:03:42,325 --> 01:03:44,895 Untie me, now! 962 01:03:45,027 --> 01:03:47,497 I just wanted to get a little high, I'm so sorry. 963 01:03:47,631 --> 01:03:49,232 Will you just please shoot his ass already? 964 01:03:49,366 --> 01:03:50,868 Fuck you. 965 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,435 Fuck all of you. 966 01:03:53,402 --> 01:03:55,805 I'm not gonna shoot my friends. 967 01:03:55,939 --> 01:03:58,109 I'm not shooting my friends! You hear that? 968 01:03:59,542 --> 01:04:00,576 I really wouldn't test them like that. 969 01:04:00,710 --> 01:04:01,913 And you... 970 01:04:03,846 --> 01:04:06,750 I've had enough of your fucking bullshit. 971 01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:08,618 Easy now. 972 01:04:08,752 --> 01:04:11,054 Fuck easy. 973 01:04:11,187 --> 01:04:14,624 Why shouldn't I blow your fucking head off, right now? 974 01:04:14,759 --> 01:04:16,627 Because you're not a murderer, James. 975 01:04:16,759 --> 01:04:19,062 A killer, maybe. 976 01:04:20,096 --> 01:04:21,299 But not a murderer. 977 01:04:22,665 --> 01:04:23,533 What? 978 01:04:24,835 --> 01:04:26,137 Bad things happen. 979 01:04:27,136 --> 01:04:29,339 But you're forgiven. 980 01:04:29,473 --> 01:04:31,342 That's all the plant is trying to tell you. 981 01:04:32,808 --> 01:04:34,678 It wants to help you, James. 982 01:04:34,812 --> 01:04:37,314 It does. It really does. 983 01:04:37,446 --> 01:04:39,749 Help? It wants to help me? 984 01:04:39,882 --> 01:04:42,151 Is that what it wants? Huh? Huh? 985 01:04:42,285 --> 01:04:43,886 Is this what you think is gonna help me? Huh? 986 01:04:44,020 --> 01:04:44,888 What the fuck! Seriously? 987 01:04:45,022 --> 01:04:47,058 How about this? Huh? 988 01:04:49,225 --> 01:04:50,727 Or maybe this. 989 01:04:53,029 --> 01:04:55,732 You might wanna think this one through. 990 01:04:55,866 --> 01:04:57,468 You're making a terrible choice. 991 01:04:58,468 --> 01:05:00,103 You wanna see it, don't you. 992 01:05:00,236 --> 01:05:01,372 See what? 993 01:05:03,506 --> 01:05:05,108 The pink mist. 994 01:05:06,176 --> 01:05:07,811 James, no! 995 01:05:07,944 --> 01:05:09,880 Careful what you wish for. 996 01:05:10,013 --> 01:05:11,114 You just might find it. 997 01:05:12,982 --> 01:05:13,783 No, James. 998 01:05:14,884 --> 01:05:15,585 No! 999 01:05:35,138 --> 01:05:35,971 Dude... 1000 01:05:36,105 --> 01:05:37,341 Where are we? 1001 01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:41,578 That place I was telling you about. 1002 01:05:45,482 --> 01:05:46,784 Martha? 1003 01:05:50,821 --> 01:05:51,788 Tim? 1004 01:05:52,589 --> 01:05:53,857 Yeah? 1005 01:05:58,261 --> 01:05:59,263 You're okay? 1006 01:05:59,395 --> 01:06:00,696 Yeah, are you okay, dude? 1007 01:06:00,830 --> 01:06:02,498 We haven't even smoked any weed yet, 1008 01:06:02,631 --> 01:06:04,334 and you're acting like a freak. 1009 01:06:05,402 --> 01:06:07,071 Anyway, dude, like I was saying. 1010 01:06:07,203 --> 01:06:08,504 In this house, there's a dude that's gonna give us 1011 01:06:08,638 --> 01:06:10,940 a map to the secret grove, here in the Olympics. 1012 01:06:11,075 --> 01:06:12,609 The stuff is called star leaf. 1013 01:06:12,743 --> 01:06:14,811 It opens a lot of doors to the supernatural. 1014 01:06:14,944 --> 01:06:16,412 Are you ready? Let's go. 1015 01:06:16,546 --> 01:06:17,515 Wait. 1016 01:06:19,149 --> 01:06:20,750 Dude, how about the kid? 1017 01:06:25,055 --> 01:06:26,556 What? 1018 01:06:26,689 --> 01:06:28,325 What kid? What are you talking about? 1019 01:06:28,457 --> 01:06:29,926 I know this sounds crazy. 1020 01:06:30,060 --> 01:06:31,962 But, you made the right choice that day. 1021 01:06:32,096 --> 01:06:34,197 You made the right call. 1022 01:06:34,330 --> 01:06:35,966 Wait, what kid? 1023 01:06:36,100 --> 01:06:37,801 Listen, man, I know you're suffering 1024 01:06:37,935 --> 01:06:39,069 from some P.T.S.D. from then. 1025 01:06:39,201 --> 01:06:40,370 But that's why I brought you here. 1026 01:06:40,504 --> 01:06:41,404 We're gonna fix all that. 1027 01:06:41,538 --> 01:06:42,772 Bullshit, man. 1028 01:06:42,906 --> 01:06:45,208 You don't wanna put in the real fucking work. 1029 01:06:45,341 --> 01:06:46,843 What fucking work? 1030 01:06:47,810 --> 01:06:49,279 You saw him too. 1031 01:06:50,379 --> 01:06:51,414 In the spotter's scope. 1032 01:06:51,547 --> 01:06:53,350 It ain't even like that for me. 1033 01:06:53,484 --> 01:06:54,551 I'm not mad at you. 1034 01:06:54,683 --> 01:06:57,020 And I don't blame you for shit. 1035 01:06:57,754 --> 01:06:59,290 I promise. 1036 01:07:08,631 --> 01:07:11,668 You have no idea how badly I needed to hear that from you. 1037 01:07:12,803 --> 01:07:13,837 Come on, man. 1038 01:07:20,676 --> 01:07:21,611 Shit. 1039 01:07:21,745 --> 01:07:22,880 Oh, god, the federales. 1040 01:07:23,013 --> 01:07:24,181 Let's get in. Come on! 1041 01:07:24,314 --> 01:07:25,147 All right, these dudes mess with 1042 01:07:25,281 --> 01:07:26,417 Black people all the time. 1043 01:07:26,549 --> 01:07:28,618 I have a fucking thing that I do. 1044 01:07:28,752 --> 01:07:30,421 Just shut up and listen. 1045 01:07:34,658 --> 01:07:35,526 It's him. 1046 01:07:35,658 --> 01:07:37,660 Who? 1047 01:07:37,794 --> 01:07:39,863 What brings you fine folks out to these parts? 1048 01:07:39,995 --> 01:07:42,465 Oh, I just think we made a wrong turn. 1049 01:07:42,598 --> 01:07:45,201 You did not make a wrong turn. 1050 01:07:45,335 --> 01:07:47,136 You're exactly where you need to be. 1051 01:07:47,270 --> 01:07:48,839 The question is, 1052 01:07:48,971 --> 01:07:51,240 did you or did you not 1053 01:07:51,373 --> 01:07:53,343 come here to purchase marijuana? 1054 01:07:53,477 --> 01:07:54,678 Depends. 1055 01:07:54,812 --> 01:07:56,913 You got the sticky icky? 1056 01:07:58,549 --> 01:08:00,483 Well, if the sticky icky is what you're looking for, 1057 01:08:00,616 --> 01:08:02,819 my friend here, Seth, would love to help you out. 1058 01:08:05,321 --> 01:08:09,225 Thanks, man, but we're heading out. 1059 01:08:10,127 --> 01:08:10,927 Dude. 1060 01:08:11,060 --> 01:08:11,894 Let's pull out of here, 1061 01:08:12,027 --> 01:08:13,129 and stick to the original plan, 1062 01:08:13,263 --> 01:08:15,732 hanging out and surfing at the beach. 1063 01:08:16,331 --> 01:08:17,933 The beach? 1064 01:08:18,068 --> 01:08:19,136 You folks heading to La Push? 1065 01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:20,270 Yeah, but we've gotta make 1066 01:08:20,403 --> 01:08:21,939 one little stop in Forks first. 1067 01:08:22,072 --> 01:08:24,041 You folks must be Twilight fans then. 1068 01:08:24,174 --> 01:08:26,042 Yeah, well, she thinks people will ask her 1069 01:08:26,175 --> 01:08:27,943 for her autograph cause she kinda looks 1070 01:08:28,077 --> 01:08:29,979 like the chick from the movie. 1071 01:08:30,112 --> 01:08:31,814 Yeah, do you see the resemblance? 1072 01:08:34,517 --> 01:08:37,421 No, not really. 1073 01:08:37,554 --> 01:08:41,056 Then again, I ain't got much time to watch movies. 1074 01:08:41,190 --> 01:08:44,760 Too busy walking the trails with the snakes and snails. 1075 01:08:44,894 --> 01:08:48,599 Checking the pines for those evergreen crimes. 1076 01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:52,102 You folks happen to see a wondering moose? 1077 01:08:52,236 --> 01:08:53,671 Looking a little lonely? 1078 01:08:54,837 --> 01:08:56,005 No. 1079 01:08:56,139 --> 01:08:57,574 Well, let me know if you see him. 1080 01:08:57,707 --> 01:09:00,009 Gotta go now. It's nice talking to you, officer. 1081 01:09:02,412 --> 01:09:03,847 Forest ranger... 1082 01:09:04,747 --> 01:09:06,582 Maybe next time, man. 1083 01:09:06,715 --> 01:09:09,319 No worries, bro. All is forgiven. 1084 01:09:12,654 --> 01:09:13,991 All is forgiven. 1085 01:09:16,626 --> 01:09:17,895 Get the fuck out of here, man. 1086 01:09:37,546 --> 01:09:38,982 Little souvenir for you. 1087 01:09:40,282 --> 01:09:42,752 The kid got his head right, after all. 1088 01:09:43,687 --> 01:09:44,622 That he did. 1089 01:09:45,854 --> 01:09:46,991 That he did. 1090 01:09:55,465 --> 01:09:58,166 God damn, I came all the way back, 1091 01:09:58,300 --> 01:09:59,502 to hang out with you guys, 1092 01:10:00,470 --> 01:10:02,673 for shit waves and no sun. 1093 01:10:02,805 --> 01:10:05,776 What? It's beautiful! 1094 01:10:05,908 --> 01:10:07,611 This is the high that I came for. 1095 01:10:10,913 --> 01:10:14,084 You telling me that you didn't already get high today? 1096 01:10:14,218 --> 01:10:15,585 Oh, no, I totally got high today. 1097 01:10:15,719 --> 01:10:17,453 But this is the one that I came for. 1098 01:10:17,587 --> 01:10:18,788 You're a fucking idiot, man. 1099 01:10:18,921 --> 01:10:20,556 Let's fucking do this, man! 1100 01:10:20,690 --> 01:10:21,957 Don't go so fast! 1101 01:15:01,104 --> 01:15:04,407 Nice. Yeah that's holding up really well. 1102 01:15:04,540 --> 01:15:06,609 I see you got your 108 little beads there, 1103 01:15:06,742 --> 01:15:08,978 to keep you occupied while we sort this out. 1104 01:15:09,745 --> 01:15:10,881 One for the one. 1105 01:15:11,014 --> 01:15:12,415 Zero for the nothing. 1106 01:15:12,549 --> 01:15:15,085 Eight for infinity. 1107 01:15:15,218 --> 01:15:17,955 Yeah, I guess it feels like infinity sometimes, don't it? 1108 01:15:18,955 --> 01:15:20,090 Yeah, it's silly. I know. 1109 01:15:20,223 --> 01:15:23,359 But, you know, rules are rules. 1110 01:15:23,492 --> 01:15:25,261 But, I got a good feeling about that friend of yours. 1111 01:15:26,062 --> 01:15:27,363 Yeah, a good feeling. 1112 01:15:28,497 --> 01:15:32,201 All right, well, shalom, shalom, baby. 1113 01:15:37,061 --> 01:15:42,061 Sync and corrections by explosiveskull www.addic7ed.com 75324

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