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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,359 --> 00:01:01,122 My whole life, it was obvious 2 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,958 I was gonna end up in this city. 3 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:10,692 I don't want to be arrogant here, but I'm an incredibly attractive man. 4 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,535 I can't help it. I don't try to be. I just am. 5 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,334 When I was a kid, my mother's best friend used to tell me 6 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:19,709 that I was gonna be a little heartbreaker. 7 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,714 Turns out she was right. 8 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,375 Her husband came home from work one day 9 00:01:23,416 --> 00:01:25,976 and found us fucking on the Stairmaster. 10 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:30,181 Los Angeles, California. 11 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:33,021 That's where all the beautiful little heartbreakers go to live and dream. 12 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:36,358 30,000 of them arrive here every single month. 13 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:38,921 30,000 prom kings and queens 14 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:40,830 and Little Miss Cute Tits, 15 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:42,698 every one of them with stars in their eyes 16 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:44,532 and a dream in their heart. 17 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,039 When I first came out here, I had a dream... 18 00:01:47,073 --> 00:01:49,007 a dream of an easy life. 19 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,237 I was gonna get rich from lyin' around 20 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,211 having my picture taken. 21 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:56,807 I was gonna live in the hills and drive a noisy yellow sports car 22 00:01:56,850 --> 00:02:00,650 and fuck 6 girls who weighed 89 lbs. 23 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:03,781 Guess what? Most of it came true. 24 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:18,871 Hey, handsome! 25 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:23,171 Excuse me. Excuse me. 26 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:26,378 - Excuse me. - What's up? 27 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,277 Good to see you. 28 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:31,408 - You're here a little early, man. - Well, you know, a boy's gotta eat. 29 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:12,286 ♪ I don't wanna tell you ♪ 30 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:14,350 ♪ 'Cause you're lookin' that way ♪ 31 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:17,488 ♪ Turn around and wonder how you keep up ♪ 32 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,794 ♪ With things that I don't want to tell you ♪ 33 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:22,096 ♪ 'Cause you're lookin' that way ♪ 34 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,467 ♪ Turn around and wonder how you keep up ♪ 35 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:26,301 ♪ With things that I don't... ♪ 36 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:28,637 Some men remember breast feeding. 37 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,836 I do not. 38 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,107 I do remember seeing my mother in the shower once. 39 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:36,138 She had a giant mound of pubic hair. 40 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:38,650 It caused me an aversion to all things untrimmed. 41 00:03:39,652 --> 00:03:42,815 Ah. Meet Jen. She has a bush like the outback. 42 00:03:44,023 --> 00:03:46,457 Strong hands though. I like that. 43 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:51,053 Let's see. 44 00:03:51,097 --> 00:03:52,587 Ah, Shelly. 45 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:55,260 Ladies, if you want tits, go to Canada. 46 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:58,759 They just do 'em better up there. Don't ask me why. 47 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:03,970 I don't remember her name. But I do remember the look on her face 48 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:06,706 when she found out I was also sleeping with her sister. 49 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:11,281 But tonight I'm not looking for the tight skin of a 20-year-old. 50 00:04:11,317 --> 00:04:14,184 I am in need of assiduation and that changes the game. 51 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:16,916 Ah, here we go. 52 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:19,447 The jacket's Dolce, the jeans are by Helmut Lang 53 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:22,154 and the complexion comes from a strict regimen of facials. 54 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,494 I'm guessing she drives a Mercedes. 55 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:27,226 By the way, there's only one pick-up line. 56 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,894 Everything else is cheese. 57 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,199 Hi. What's your name? 58 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,565 - Samantha. - Hi, Samantha. 59 00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:37,132 I'm Nikki. 60 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:39,770 - I'm leaving. - Really? 61 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:42,178 Why? 62 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,376 - It's late. - You're right. 63 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:45,975 We should get going. 64 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,611 So wait a second. You had dinner here? 65 00:04:47,654 --> 00:04:49,679 What'd you have? 66 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:51,212 I had a salad. 67 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:54,283 - What kind of salad? - A Greek salad. 68 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:56,557 You had a Greek salad at a French restaurant? 69 00:04:56,596 --> 00:04:58,928 I like that. Oh. Valet, huh? 70 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,433 I bet you're a bad driver. You want me to drive? 71 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:02,957 I'll flip you for it. Here. 72 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:05,266 Heads, I drive; tails, you drive. 73 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:09,538 - There it is. - It's tails. You flipped it. 74 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:11,770 You always flip it. Don't be a sore loser. 75 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:15,046 Look, you're cute and everything, 76 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:17,914 but you're not coming home with me. Thank you. 77 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:21,317 You're gonna have to do better than that. 78 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,754 "You're cute and everything"? What is that? 79 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,587 I was trying not to be rude. 80 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,320 - You're far from rude. - Aww. 81 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,260 I'll help you out. 82 00:05:29,295 --> 00:05:32,162 Tell me that you're married. 83 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,092 I am not married. That would be a lie. 84 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:38,296 You're not. 85 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,568 Tell me that you're madly in love with someone. 86 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,939 - That would also be a lie. - Mm-hmm. 87 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:49,167 Then tell me why I can't come home with you. 88 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,608 I don't know you. 89 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:04,926 Roll the windows down, turn the music up 90 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,955 and make an ass out of yourself. 91 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:08,489 It puts them at ease. 92 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:17,769 It's nice. 93 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:20,142 Peter Bogdanovich used to live here. 94 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:22,443 Hmm. I bet he did. 95 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,074 What's that supposed to mean? 96 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,812 Never show you're impressed. 97 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:27,581 It lowers your market value. 98 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,088 Do you want a drink? 99 00:06:30,123 --> 00:06:31,647 I don't drink. 100 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:52,967 Come here. 101 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,850 Wait. 102 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:05,549 No boots in the bed. 103 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,616 It's my bed. 104 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,920 The boots go or I go. 105 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,029 You want to give them a good fucking, 106 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:24,201 but not too good. Leave a little room for the relationship to grow. 107 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,477 Oh, this fucking... 108 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:35,885 Hey, Nikki. 109 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:38,083 Nikki, wake up. I gotta go to work. 110 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,183 Now pay very close attention. 111 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:43,718 I call this the "roll over sleeping smile." 112 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,206 - Right here is fine. - There? 113 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,042 Yeah. 114 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:38,341 Nice spread, man. 115 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,215 Yeah, it is, isn't it? 116 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,815 Hey, do you keep these cards on file? 117 00:08:46,859 --> 00:08:48,793 Yeah, we can. 118 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:23,888 It doesn't matter if you can cook or not. 119 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:27,593 Women grade on effort. It's almost better when the meal's a flop. 120 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:29,833 It shows that you're willing to make a fool of yourself. 121 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:33,063 It's all about creating equity. 122 00:09:33,105 --> 00:09:34,800 Think of it as a point system. 123 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:38,276 One for flowers, two for dinner, three for an orgasm. 124 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:41,644 You need 26 points for them to trust you. 125 00:09:41,681 --> 00:09:43,649 And then you can go back to watching football. 126 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:49,316 - Hello? - In here. 127 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,515 Oh ho ho, you're still here. 128 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:56,994 And you're cooking. 129 00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:59,190 - I'm trying. - Hmm. 130 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:01,597 Turn around. 131 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,192 Here you go. 132 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,795 Sit down... and take off your shoes. 133 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,738 I'm gonna go pour you a glass of wine. 134 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,537 Here's what she doesn't know... 135 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,271 I'm homeless, carless 136 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,211 and completely unreliable. 137 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,111 I do, however, own a cell phone 138 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:18,946 that happens to be right in front of her. 139 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:22,819 That's right, baby. 19 other offers and I'm here with you 140 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:24,948 creating equity. 141 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:28,358 So what do you do? 142 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:30,123 What? 143 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:33,088 For work? 144 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,724 Do you have a job? 145 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:38,293 No. 146 00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:42,004 What did you do today? 147 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,531 I was here today. 148 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,203 Yesterday... 149 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,075 what did you do yesterday? 150 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:52,143 Yesterday. 151 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,948 Yesterday, I woke up, 152 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,387 I got a cup of coffee, 153 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,254 I had something to eat, 154 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,953 and then I went outside to see what it was like. 155 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,894 And what was it like? 156 00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:08,190 It was nice. 157 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,940 Have you ever had a job? 158 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,743 Yes. 159 00:11:20,913 --> 00:11:22,744 What sort of job? 160 00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:24,272 You know... 161 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:25,943 jobs on lakes, 162 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,613 jobs on water. 163 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,281 Job-jobs. 164 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,255 Are you looking for a job right now? 165 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,818 Not right now. 166 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,921 - No? - No. 167 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:41,432 Right now, I'm having dinner with you. 168 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,107 Is that it? 169 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:02,176 ♪ Fire ♪ 170 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,655 ♪ Me and old Ricardo ♪ 171 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:07,056 ♪ We're swooping down to town ♪ 172 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,254 ♪ We're coming round your way ♪ 173 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:11,820 ♪ Tonight ♪ 174 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:14,264 ♪ So open up your eyes ♪ 175 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,495 ♪ Then pull back the skies ♪ 176 00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:19,561 ♪ 'Cause we are coming round ♪ 177 00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,196 ♪ Kick it ♪ 178 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:25,301 ♪ That's right... ♪ 179 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,335 That's a lot. 180 00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,759 ♪ That's right ♪ 181 00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,595 Just rack up those points until... 182 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,004 I'm going to New York for a few days. 183 00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,806 I thought you might want to come. 184 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,478 I can't. 185 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,017 You want to stay here. 186 00:13:15,427 --> 00:13:17,224 Do you want me to stay here? 187 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,266 Yeah, I do. 188 00:13:23,569 --> 00:13:25,503 Then I'll stay. 189 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,946 I have my cell. I'll leave it on. 190 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:45,957 Okay. 191 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,517 - Thursday morning you'll pick me up? - Of course. 192 00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,034 - You have a safe flight. - I hope so. 193 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:23,052 ♪ Been so long since you told me ♪ 194 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:28,092 ♪ Been so long since you told me ♪ 195 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,597 ♪ Been so long since you told me ♪ 196 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,529 ♪ Been so long since you told me... ♪ 197 00:14:34,573 --> 00:14:36,803 Hey! 198 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,833 I don't like you two talking to each other. 199 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,743 I do not like you two talking to each other. 200 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,440 This is bad. 201 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:46,712 Stop! Stop! 202 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:49,277 - God. - How do you like my new house? 203 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,755 You think any girls are gonna believe this is your house? 204 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,418 The young ones do. Oh FYI, I'm a graphic designer 205 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,087 if anybody asks. 206 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,154 What? What happened? 207 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:00,756 - I blew it. - With who? 208 00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:03,461 - El Paso Erin. - That DJ girl? 209 00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,902 No, that's hi-fi Tara. No El Paso's a somatologist. 210 00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,565 - She's... - That's... 211 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,267 I fuckin' froze up. I couldn't say anything. 212 00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,208 I... I started making cricket noises. 213 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,040 You know what your problem is? You care too much. 214 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:16,309 You gotta cut out the conversation, right? 215 00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,782 And just like say something to piss 'em off. 216 00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:20,512 - Why? - 'Cause once you piss 'em off, 217 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,349 you set up the apology. 218 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,652 And once you apologize, you look like a sensitive guy. 219 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:26,180 I am a sensitive guy. 220 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,817 All right, but you've gotta look like a rebel 221 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,693 before you look like a sensitive guy. 222 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,190 - Is that Helen? - Oh! 223 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,095 - Who invited her? - I don't know. 224 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,195 - I didn't fucking invite her. - She's gonna tell people 225 00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,672 - it's not my house. - Hey, Nikki. 226 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:44,699 - Hi. - Yeah, I heard you were having a party 227 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:47,177 so I thought I'd just stop by and say hi, 228 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:49,009 see where you landed. 229 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:52,211 Yeah, not bad. Not... not bad at all. 230 00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:55,778 - So, you want to go swimming? - Oh whoa! 231 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:58,483 Helen, uh, just... 232 00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,355 Okay, we gotta get her out of here. 233 00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:01,916 - You gotta take her home. - What?! 234 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,055 Just take her home. She's gonna blow this whole thing for us. 235 00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:06,792 - I was hoping to meet someone, man. - Who you gonna meet tonight? 236 00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,094 - I don't know. - Who are you gonna meet? 237 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,623 Nikki. 238 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,260 Hey. 239 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,965 I'm drunk as shit. Where's my tour? 240 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,507 Your tour's starting right now. 241 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,033 I... I love you. 242 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,103 - Hey, Helen? Meet Harry. - Huh? 243 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,045 A tour of the house should always end in the bedroom. 244 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:30,146 I like fucking in the kitchen as much as the next guy, 245 00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,989 but you're three times more likely to get laid 246 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,186 if there's a bed in the room. 247 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,421 - You're good at that. - I used to be a cheerleader. 248 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:38,259 - Oh really? - Mm-hmm. 249 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,898 So you took your pants off a lot? 250 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,426 - What? - What? 251 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,664 You date the offense or the defense? 252 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,675 Give me some credit. Offense. 253 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,233 Offense. 254 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:54,177 - Mm-hmm. - Quarterbacks? 255 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:55,976 - Receivers. - Mm. 256 00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:00,551 Took a bunch of acid once and thought my dick was a Dolphin. 257 00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,247 I hate the Dolphins. 258 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,213 I'm a Niners fan. 259 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,116 I don't know how I feel about that. 260 00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,921 Feels like you like it. 261 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,345 That lady's crazy. 262 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,474 - Crazy good, right? - No. Just crazy. 263 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,916 She almost got us killed... 264 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:38,047 trying to grab me, get my zipper down... 265 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,456 while I'm driving. 266 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,756 - That's a problem? - She's trying to fuck me 267 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,435 while I'm driving. I need to see the road. 268 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,192 It's an important part of driving. 269 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,596 Somebody's gotta make the first move, man. 270 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,463 Yeah, well, she wanted to know if you brought any girls 271 00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,475 over to her house when you were living there. 272 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,511 What'd you say? 273 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,779 What was I supposed to say? 274 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,982 All these things I can say, things I can't say. 275 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,115 Sometimes I get confused. What am I supposed to do? 276 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,656 Dude. 277 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,324 What am I supposed to do? 278 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,859 You're an asshole. 279 00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,428 I hate you. 280 00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,338 Did you show her the little red Corvette? 281 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,639 But of course... not. 282 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,238 Dude, you didn't fuck her? How could you not fuck her? 283 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,407 - Fuck you. - She's got a magical pussy. 284 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,883 - Ain't nothing wrong with it. - Oh because it's, what, 285 00:18:39,918 --> 00:18:42,478 been worked on like 30 times maybe? 286 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:47,518 Hey, there's a spare bedroom here if you want to stay. 287 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,703 - Yeah. - Don't let me screw this one up, okay? 288 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,828 This is hot. 289 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,861 Yeah, this is pretty nice. 290 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:03,272 When you're rich, it costs more money to stay rich. 291 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,176 I always follow up a meaningless fuck 292 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,701 with a chatty phone call. 293 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:10,214 Keeps me in the game. Most guys drop the ball 294 00:19:10,249 --> 00:19:12,217 after they ball. I look ahead. 295 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:15,379 An easy call the day after a lay can go a long way. 296 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,082 Hola, Amiga! 297 00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:20,387 Lo siento por El mess. 298 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:34,234 - Hello? - Hey, where are you? 299 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:38,538 - Uh, I'm at your house. - Really? 300 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:41,512 So why didn't you answer the phone? I called you twice last night. 301 00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:45,176 You did? How's New York? 302 00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:48,152 These guys don't need a lawyer. They need a babysitter. 303 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,520 So, listen, we have some friends coming over on Thursday night. 304 00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,650 We do? 305 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,660 We do. Do you want to check your schedule? 306 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,457 Yeah, sure. 307 00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:01,728 Hey, Gina, how's my Thursday night look? 308 00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,394 Oh, that's sweet. 309 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,370 So we're on. 310 00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,498 - We're on. - Okay. 311 00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:12,308 - Bye. - Okay. 312 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,005 Bye. 313 00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:22,646 The home team has first and 10... 314 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:28,652 Oh my God. You didn't tell me you live at the top of the fucking globe. 315 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,827 My car overheated, so I walked up the hill. 316 00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:35,355 This guy offers me a ride. 317 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,992 I say no, but he keeps following me, 318 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,593 so I ran. 319 00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:42,133 Oh my God. Is that a ham? 320 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,199 I haven't eaten since like Thursday. 321 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,404 Cornflakes. 322 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,879 I started this band... me and this guy. 323 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,882 We tell everyone we're brother and sister 324 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,441 and then we get all sexy on stage. 325 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,878 Who are you hustling, Nikk? 326 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:01,290 - What? - Mm. The house. 327 00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:04,784 - Who's it belong to? - Uh... 328 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,355 it used to belong to Peter Bogdanovich. 329 00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:10,732 Who? Come on, Nikk. It's me, okay? 330 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,669 Remember me? 331 00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:14,331 I was the first girl to shave your balls. 332 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,068 You were the first guy in my ass, I mean... 333 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,598 there were feelings. 334 00:21:17,643 --> 00:21:19,440 It's not what you think. 335 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,036 You can tell me. I mean, 336 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:24,105 it's not like you're getting any from me. 337 00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:27,448 When a girl tells you you're not getting any, 338 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:30,011 before you ask, 339 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,717 before you even try, 340 00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,953 you're getting some. 341 00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:36,620 Mm-hmm. 342 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:40,226 What do you tell these women? 343 00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:43,564 Less is more. 344 00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,160 Why do you care? 345 00:21:45,203 --> 00:21:47,228 Um, so that when you call me 346 00:21:47,272 --> 00:21:49,331 lonely and miserable in 10 years, 347 00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:52,434 I can tell you exactly how you got there. 348 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,274 - Hmm. - You're a good person, Nikki. 349 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,781 I mean, this can't feel good. 350 00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,779 So what's her deal? How old is she? 351 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:09,226 I have to be inside you right now. 352 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,752 Every time we have sex, you disappear. 353 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:13,765 - It's not like that... - You say that every time. 354 00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:17,565 I didn't call you for sex. I called you because I miss you. 355 00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:20,730 Yeah, but now that I'm here, 356 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:24,105 you don't miss me anymore and now you want sex. 357 00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:27,407 - And you don't? - I want more than sex. 358 00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:29,243 Me too. 359 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:30,908 What, Nikki? More what? 360 00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:34,612 I... I don't know. It's all very new, this feeling. 361 00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:38,447 You are so full of shit. 362 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:43,988 You're right. 363 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,293 I am full of shit. 364 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,241 Does she have a bathtub? 365 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,717 You want to shave my papaya? 366 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,701 Be careful with me. 367 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,771 Promise. 368 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,709 I promise. 369 00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,588 Lots of times I can envision my future 370 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,601 with a woman before I come. 371 00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:04,573 How long are you gonna keep doing this? 372 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,975 And then after, I just want them to stop touching me. 373 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:09,071 I don't know. 374 00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:13,875 What if we just gave it a try? 375 00:24:18,824 --> 00:24:20,758 I don't want to do that to you again. 376 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,320 I'm a big girl. I can handle it. 377 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:32,328 Maybe you just don't care about me. 378 00:24:37,342 --> 00:24:39,105 You cool? 379 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,873 Yep, I'm cool. 380 00:24:41,947 --> 00:24:43,710 You know you're my homegirl, right? 381 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:45,375 Yeah. 382 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:52,020 - See ya. - Drive safe, okay? 383 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:53,649 Yep. 384 00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:59,924 Oh! 385 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,592 The snap... 386 00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:04,500 Brown kicks it off. It's 40, at the 45, 387 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,231 he's at the 30, 35... 388 00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:07,863 Oh yes! Yes! 389 00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,737 - No! - Yes! 390 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,675 - What the hell's wrong with them? - They suck, 391 00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:15,236 that's what's wrong with them. 392 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,271 - Shut up. - You shut up. 393 00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:41,966 Jesus Christ. 394 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,567 Turn it off. 395 00:25:44,609 --> 00:25:47,737 - Uh... - Uh... 396 00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:49,474 - Get out. - Her? 397 00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:51,812 Her! Get out. 398 00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,340 I, uh... 399 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:55,444 - Brown has it. - ...we were watching the game 400 00:25:55,487 --> 00:25:57,512 and, uh, one thing led to... 401 00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:01,088 I'm... I... 402 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,329 - I'm sorry. - For what? Getting caught? 403 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,963 How was your little party? 404 00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:15,402 - What party? - The one my maid cleaned up for you. 405 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,101 Sit down. 406 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,046 Thanks. See you later. 407 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:35,218 I trusted you. I fucking trusted you. 408 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:38,058 Yeah? Really? You trusted me? 409 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,791 'Cause it kind of feels like you came home early 410 00:26:39,831 --> 00:26:41,992 to catch me at something, but catch me at what? 411 00:26:42,033 --> 00:26:44,365 I don't really know, 'cause we never really had the conversation. 412 00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:45,960 Oh, the conversation? 413 00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:47,665 You want to have the fucking conversation? 414 00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:50,834 Okay, how would you characterize our relationship? 415 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:52,968 What? I'm... 416 00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:55,673 You want me to characterize and you can confirm or deny? 417 00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:57,341 - Confirm or deny. - Yeah, confirm or deny. 418 00:26:57,382 --> 00:26:59,350 We are hopelessly in love with each other. 419 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:04,079 Come on! Are we hopelessly in love with each other? 420 00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,352 - No. - No, of course not. 421 00:27:06,391 --> 00:27:07,949 - No. - So how about this? 422 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:10,052 We have a relationship built on honesty and integrity. 423 00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:12,086 - Samantha, I'm not... - What? Confirm or deny! 424 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,496 - Well, you want me... deny! - Deny is right. 425 00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:16,500 How about this? 426 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:20,663 I support you and you perform sexual favors. 427 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:22,639 Is that what this is about? 428 00:27:24,876 --> 00:27:26,468 - We're friends. - We're friends? 429 00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:28,672 Friends who... 430 00:27:28,713 --> 00:27:30,681 fuck. 431 00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:33,344 Okay, how about we're friends who fuck 432 00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:35,353 and you don't stay here anymore? 433 00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:40,282 - Fine. - Great. 434 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:45,861 I don't know how that's gonna work. 435 00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:49,395 I don't have a car, so I can't... 436 00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:51,265 it's not... I can't come over. 437 00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:54,362 And I don't have a place, so it's not like you can come and... 438 00:27:57,275 --> 00:28:00,711 fuck me, so, I... I guess if we're... 439 00:28:00,745 --> 00:28:02,235 and as my friend, 440 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,838 I think you should be a little bit concerned 441 00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:05,816 that I don't have a place to live. 442 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:11,421 You are a real piece of work. 443 00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:27,131 ♪ Help ♪ 444 00:28:32,677 --> 00:28:36,408 ♪ Standing at the door, there's a man to meet ♪ 445 00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:41,576 ♪ Shaking on my hand... ♪ 446 00:28:41,619 --> 00:28:43,985 ♪ As he starts to speak ♪ 447 00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:52,357 ♪ And he just might be afraid, he just might be afraid ♪ 448 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:58,366 ♪ I don't want to hear what he's gonna say ♪ 449 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,303 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 450 00:29:00,338 --> 00:29:02,607 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 451 00:29:03,975 --> 00:29:06,603 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 452 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:10,512 ♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh... ♪ 453 00:29:17,989 --> 00:29:20,253 - Is everything all right? - No. 454 00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,259 These pancakes are sour. 455 00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:26,158 They're buttermilk pancakes. They're supposed to be sour. 456 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,865 Oh, maybe you're right. 457 00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:32,870 - Good. - Excuse me. 458 00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:36,569 What's your name? 459 00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:38,974 - Heather. - Hi, Heather. I'm Nikki. 460 00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:41,001 - Hi, Nikki, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 461 00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:43,138 - Have you worked here long? - Three days. 462 00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:45,479 Really? You new to LA? 463 00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,542 Why? You want to show me around? 464 00:29:48,686 --> 00:29:50,881 I don't... um, yeah, okay. 465 00:29:50,922 --> 00:29:52,947 I'm from here. 466 00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:55,289 Okay. Maybe you can show me around. 467 00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:58,386 I don't think so. Can I get you anything else? 468 00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:00,522 How about a phone number? 469 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:02,499 Why? 'Cause we're so compatible? 470 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:05,560 I don't know. I just thought we'd get a cup of coffee or something. 471 00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:07,537 When I leave here, the last thing I want is coffee. 472 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:10,473 Hey, maybe we could go on a hike? 473 00:30:11,709 --> 00:30:13,904 No. No hikes. 474 00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,810 We could just talk. 475 00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:19,112 We're talking now, and don't take this personally... 476 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:21,311 it's not that you're not a brilliant conversationalist... 477 00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:23,252 Okay okay okay. 478 00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:26,223 Why don't you just give me your phone number? 479 00:30:26,257 --> 00:30:28,521 Because I don't want you to call me. 480 00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:31,189 Whenever you're ready. 481 00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,867 She's hot, huh? 482 00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:46,405 Yeah. 483 00:30:46,444 --> 00:30:49,311 - I delivered some stuff. - Oh, hey, man. How you doing? 484 00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:23,980 Hello. 485 00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:25,915 I was expecting a phone call, but this'll work. 486 00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:28,470 Who the fuck do you think you are making me chase down my money? 487 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:33,149 I'm sorry. I... how did you find this place? 488 00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:34,954 Your friend, the delivery guy. 489 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:36,790 Right. 490 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:38,625 Where's my money, asshole? 491 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,918 - It's inside. You wanna come in? - No, I don't want to come in. 492 00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,447 Uh, look, I didn't... 493 00:32:01,085 --> 00:32:02,643 See ya. 494 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:29,878 I'm gonna get some lemonade. Do you want some lemonade? 495 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,076 Lemonade sounds good. 496 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,019 Okay. 497 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,722 Ah! 498 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:49,756 - Oh! - Oh God! 499 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,393 - Oh! - Slap it! 500 00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:52,960 - Oh! - Nasty! 501 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:54,938 - In your ass! - Love that! 502 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,703 I love the tennis, man. I love the girls' noises... 503 00:32:57,742 --> 00:33:01,075 - You can't go wrong with girls' tennis. - No. No. Girls' tennis. 504 00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:04,879 It's the best. Hey, can you do me a favor? 505 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:07,885 Yeah, sure. 506 00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,445 Tomorrow morning, 507 00:33:11,489 --> 00:33:14,287 there's this girl working at this coffee shop, right? 508 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,590 I got a little thing going with her. 509 00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:19,391 Yeah. 510 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,125 I just need you to help me work this out. 511 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,367 Excellent. When in doubt, call your friend Harry. 512 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:40,013 All right, look. She's seen the house, 513 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:41,746 so we gotta play it up. 514 00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,879 Hey, I'm not your assistant. 515 00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:45,752 Is she coming now? 516 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,892 Come on. You're killing me, Charlie. 517 00:33:48,926 --> 00:33:51,224 Look, your lawyer blue-lined it, you agreed to it. 518 00:33:51,262 --> 00:33:53,230 - I'll have the oatmeal... - Do you want to do this or not? 519 00:33:53,264 --> 00:33:55,994 - No raisins please. - Excellent. 520 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:59,526 - All right. Where we at with Jim Case? - Jim Casey. 521 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:07,971 Shit. Where'd I lose ya? 522 00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:11,747 - You gonna order? - It's... it's... 523 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:15,114 He's gonna get the eggs over easy 524 00:34:15,153 --> 00:34:16,814 - and... and a muffin. - Can I talk to you later? 525 00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:18,788 All right. 526 00:34:18,823 --> 00:34:21,485 I need a new phone. 527 00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:23,118 Apparently. 528 00:34:28,866 --> 00:34:31,130 That was brutal. 529 00:34:31,169 --> 00:34:32,659 That was karma... 530 00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:34,637 boss. 531 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,268 Is that your car, the Mercedes? 532 00:34:41,312 --> 00:34:43,246 Yeah. 533 00:34:43,281 --> 00:34:45,112 You're getting a ticket. 534 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:52,449 - What do you want? - Wow, you have beautiful hands. 535 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,082 Can I see your hand? 536 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:56,616 Can I see... they're beautiful. 537 00:34:56,661 --> 00:34:58,288 - Could you... - Somebody... 538 00:34:58,329 --> 00:34:59,853 would you do a little spin for me? 539 00:34:59,897 --> 00:35:01,865 - Are you kidding? - No no no, just a little spin. 540 00:35:01,899 --> 00:35:03,499 Just... just a little light... that's it. 541 00:35:03,534 --> 00:35:05,024 Just like this. 542 00:35:17,248 --> 00:35:19,307 We're... we're like it's a street party, Doris. 543 00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:21,318 - Look, give me one of these... - Yeah, yeah yeah yeah... 544 00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:23,479 Just give me one of these. Oh! Yeah, look... look at you. 545 00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:25,580 - I'm gonna give you one of these... - You have got the moves. 546 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:27,147 - Yeah. - All right. 547 00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:28,886 - Have a good day. - Yeah, you too. 548 00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:39,668 No coffee. No hikes. 549 00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:07,493 Hey, this is Nikki. What are you doing? 550 00:36:07,532 --> 00:36:09,363 I'm ironing my pants. 551 00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:13,627 What are you ironing your pants for? 552 00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:15,298 Can I call you right back? 553 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:20,236 Yeah. Yeah, no problem. Just call me back. 554 00:36:20,278 --> 00:36:22,644 All right. 555 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:40,692 "I'll call you back." 556 00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:42,528 Doesn't that mean like 15 minutes or something? 557 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:45,627 You say it all the time. You don't call me back in 15 minutes. 558 00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:48,104 It's been like 12 hours. 559 00:36:48,139 --> 00:36:49,663 And that sucks, doesn't it? 560 00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:52,505 Right, look, you're... you're mad 'cause you can't follow your own advice. 561 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:55,569 Okay, you can always call a girl. You can't uncall her. 562 00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:57,945 Come on, man. I like this girl. 563 00:36:57,982 --> 00:36:59,472 I'm serious. 564 00:36:59,517 --> 00:37:01,451 Yeah. 565 00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:04,613 Why does all my stuff smell like mothballs? 566 00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:06,816 'Cause I don't want moths. 567 00:37:06,857 --> 00:37:09,417 Well, what's worse, moths or mothballs? 568 00:37:10,661 --> 00:37:13,152 I don't know. If you don't like it, you should take your shit. 569 00:37:14,465 --> 00:37:16,763 Tell you man, between your mothballs and your frogs. 570 00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:18,428 What's wrong with the frogs? 571 00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:21,164 I am Harry the frog here. 572 00:37:21,205 --> 00:37:23,435 I have three frogs. I have two tree frogs 573 00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:25,032 and a bullfrog. 574 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:28,637 I don't have moths because I have mothballs. 575 00:37:28,679 --> 00:37:31,147 - All right. Get the fuck out, okay? - Come on. 576 00:37:31,182 --> 00:37:32,902 You come over here, you start belittling me. 577 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:35,215 Just start thinking of a place to store your shit 578 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,950 - and get the fuck out. - It was a joke. 579 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:41,481 I don't care. Get out. 580 00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:52,391 Sorry. 581 00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:54,370 I'm sorry. 582 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:26,325 - Hello. - Hey there. It's Heather. 583 00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:28,361 - Hey. - Hello. 584 00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:30,897 Think you might be up for some dinner tonight? 585 00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:35,777 - Where? - Um, La Poubelle? 9:00? 586 00:38:35,813 --> 00:38:38,680 - All right. - All right. Bye now. 587 00:38:38,716 --> 00:38:41,617 Okay. Bye. 588 00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:51,355 Keep this open. 589 00:38:51,395 --> 00:38:53,693 I'm late. Are you mad? 590 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:58,035 Will you ever forgive me? 591 00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:00,930 Maybe someday when I'm old and gray. 592 00:39:01,972 --> 00:39:04,099 Let's get a table. 593 00:39:12,149 --> 00:39:14,709 Take Camp David, for example. There's no camping. 594 00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:17,653 How much better would it be if the four dignitaries 595 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:19,417 could just pitch a tent and hang out? 596 00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:21,391 We'd have Israel, Palestine... 597 00:39:21,425 --> 00:39:24,155 ...talking out their differences over a campfire roasting marshmallows. 598 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:27,562 It's just that there's a better way to lead a superpower into the 21st century. 599 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:29,623 Hey. 600 00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:32,033 I'm with friends. 601 00:39:32,069 --> 00:39:33,559 She's with the commander in chief. 602 00:39:33,604 --> 00:39:35,936 What are you talking about? 603 00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:40,110 You're a little monkey, you know that? 604 00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:43,212 All right. 605 00:39:43,247 --> 00:39:44,942 Okay. 606 00:39:47,651 --> 00:39:49,778 I'm sorry. I have to go. 607 00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:52,618 What do you mean you have to go? 608 00:39:52,656 --> 00:39:54,453 I gotta go. Rain check? 609 00:39:59,263 --> 00:40:01,788 Hey. 610 00:40:01,832 --> 00:40:03,390 - I'm sorry, I really am. - What the fuck? 611 00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:05,595 - What happened? - I gotta go. Nothing. 612 00:40:06,637 --> 00:40:08,605 Where are you going? 613 00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:11,631 - Will you call me? - No. 614 00:40:11,675 --> 00:40:14,007 - You sure? - No, I don't think so. 615 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:18,147 Are you kidding me? 616 00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:47,172 - Who are you fucking? - Huh? 617 00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:48,940 Who are you fucking? 618 00:40:48,979 --> 00:40:51,573 Nobody. 619 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:57,313 Liar. 620 00:40:57,354 --> 00:40:59,219 I need you to drive me to the hospital. 621 00:41:01,358 --> 00:41:03,849 - What for? - Just get dressed. 622 00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:06,620 Why do you go to the hospital? 623 00:41:06,664 --> 00:41:08,359 Not your business. 624 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,163 It's none of my business. All right. 625 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:13,670 Just drop me off. Pick me up tomorrow. 626 00:41:27,585 --> 00:41:29,143 Oh hey, is Heather here? 627 00:41:29,186 --> 00:41:31,381 No, Heather doesn't work here anymore. 628 00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:44,033 "Are you alone?" 629 00:41:46,103 --> 00:41:47,798 Yeah. 630 00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:09,484 I love your house. 631 00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:11,586 What are you doing? 632 00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:14,257 Am I interrupting anything? 633 00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:16,357 Yeah. A peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 634 00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:20,560 What kind of jelly? 635 00:42:20,604 --> 00:42:23,471 It was jam actually. Apricot. 636 00:42:24,775 --> 00:42:26,640 I love that you know the difference. 637 00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:35,984 Hey, what's your deal? 638 00:42:36,020 --> 00:42:37,578 You're having a good time with someone 639 00:42:37,621 --> 00:42:39,316 and you just take off, you split. 640 00:42:39,356 --> 00:42:41,551 - What's that? - Is that what you think? 641 00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:44,459 What I think is that you have a boyfriend. 642 00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:46,486 - You're wrong. - Oh right. 643 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:48,410 Then what was the big emergency? Who's "monkey"? 644 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:56,000 - My little brother. - Oh. Right. 645 00:42:57,908 --> 00:42:59,876 You know, I just met you. 646 00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:01,673 You really need to know all this? 647 00:43:05,215 --> 00:43:07,183 He has MS. 648 00:43:07,217 --> 00:43:09,742 He's 17 and... incontinent. 649 00:43:09,787 --> 00:43:11,277 You know what that means? 650 00:43:13,557 --> 00:43:15,184 Of course. 651 00:43:46,924 --> 00:43:48,551 Hey. 652 00:43:55,332 --> 00:43:57,300 I smoke sometimes. 653 00:43:57,334 --> 00:43:59,199 Mm. 654 00:44:05,743 --> 00:44:08,405 I'm allergic to cats. 655 00:44:08,445 --> 00:44:10,345 Okay. 656 00:44:15,452 --> 00:44:18,012 I hate my last name. 657 00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:22,656 I really like you. 658 00:44:23,694 --> 00:44:25,628 I don't want to rush this, okay? 659 00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:31,565 Okay. 660 00:44:32,970 --> 00:44:34,904 Will you just hold me? 661 00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:41,377 Yeah. 662 00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:17,209 I gotta move your car. 663 00:45:17,247 --> 00:45:19,078 There's street cleaning. 664 00:45:40,604 --> 00:45:42,970 Heather. Heather. 665 00:45:47,878 --> 00:45:49,971 That's cute. I made that move up. 666 00:45:50,013 --> 00:45:51,640 Wake up. 667 00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:53,206 Go. Get the fuck out. 668 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:55,480 Go shake it off. Go fuck monkey. 669 00:45:56,987 --> 00:45:58,955 What are you talking about? 670 00:45:59,990 --> 00:46:02,618 You're a little monkey, you know that? 671 00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:04,354 You're a little monkey. 672 00:46:04,394 --> 00:46:07,192 You're a fucking whore. I asked you if you had a boyfriend 673 00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:09,131 and you said no. 674 00:46:16,807 --> 00:46:18,968 I'm waiting tables and driving an $80,000 car. 675 00:46:19,009 --> 00:46:20,806 Did you actually think it was mine? 676 00:46:20,844 --> 00:46:22,573 Get out. 677 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:37,852 Hey. Hey. 678 00:46:41,165 --> 00:46:43,895 - I missed you. - You okay? 679 00:46:47,271 --> 00:46:49,239 - Hi. - HI. 680 00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:52,834 Let me just tell you a little bit about vaginal rejuvenation. 681 00:46:52,876 --> 00:46:56,642 What I did was, I took fat cells from her thighs 682 00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,341 and I injected them 683 00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:01,818 into the walls of her vagina tightening it all up. 684 00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:04,548 So that means no penetration 685 00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:06,215 for five days. 686 00:47:06,256 --> 00:47:08,417 But I think you'll find it well worth the wait. 687 00:47:11,461 --> 00:47:13,258 - See you soon. - Okay. 688 00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:08,279 Hey. 689 00:48:09,987 --> 00:48:12,285 You all right? 690 00:48:14,157 --> 00:48:15,954 You didn't come home all night. 691 00:48:15,993 --> 00:48:18,484 You didn't call. You didn't answer my calls. 692 00:48:18,528 --> 00:48:21,622 You didn't leave me a note. 693 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,032 No, I'm not all right. 694 00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:31,472 - I'm really sorry. - You're not sorry. 695 00:48:31,508 --> 00:48:33,135 You know what I meant. 696 00:48:33,176 --> 00:48:35,007 No, I don't know what you meant. 697 00:48:35,045 --> 00:48:38,481 I know what you fucking said. Why don't you show some regret? 698 00:48:38,515 --> 00:48:40,483 Why don't you show me that you're sorry? 699 00:48:40,517 --> 00:48:43,077 Fuck it. This isn't working out. 700 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,350 Where'd you pick that up? Junior high? 701 00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:48,457 Oh you're gonna go? You wanna go? 702 00:48:49,526 --> 00:48:52,893 You're gonna go now? You better take all the fucking shit I bought you. 703 00:48:54,398 --> 00:48:55,956 - Come on. - Gucci. 704 00:48:55,999 --> 00:48:58,297 $400 jeans... 705 00:48:58,335 --> 00:48:59,825 - Stop it. - And fucking... 706 00:48:59,870 --> 00:49:01,462 Stop it. 707 00:49:01,505 --> 00:49:04,065 - Prada... - Stop it! 708 00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:05,904 I don't want it. 709 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,002 You don't want it? 710 00:49:08,045 --> 00:49:10,343 Let me tell you something. 711 00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,439 You are getting older. 712 00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:14,109 You're losing your looks. 713 00:49:14,151 --> 00:49:15,743 And your only charming 'cause you're cute. 714 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:18,380 You're not really charming. You're not funny. 715 00:49:18,422 --> 00:49:21,585 And you're not smart, I hope you understand that. 716 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:24,355 You're nothing but six inches and a pretty face 717 00:49:24,394 --> 00:49:27,192 and you're gonna have to suffer just like everybody else. 718 00:49:28,565 --> 00:49:31,295 - It's seven. - It's not seven. 719 00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:49,452 It's okay. 720 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:54,753 You'll be okay. 721 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,760 You're gonna be okay. 722 00:50:03,633 --> 00:50:06,033 You hungry? 723 00:50:06,069 --> 00:50:07,969 Want me to make you an omelet? 724 00:50:38,502 --> 00:50:40,299 Where are you gonna go? 725 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,064 I don't know. 726 00:50:47,177 --> 00:50:50,408 How long do you think it'll be before you come crawling back here? 727 00:50:50,447 --> 00:50:53,075 I don't know. 728 00:51:00,023 --> 00:51:01,684 S... Samantha! 729 00:51:02,759 --> 00:51:05,626 - Say goodbye to the little cunts. - Fuck! 730 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,399 If you like me so much, tell me what you like about me. 731 00:51:47,804 --> 00:51:50,773 I like that you're smart... 732 00:51:50,807 --> 00:51:52,832 and you're interesting... 733 00:51:52,876 --> 00:51:54,639 and you don't take shit from people... 734 00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,545 and I like who I am when I'm with you. 735 00:51:58,582 --> 00:52:00,550 See? 736 00:52:00,584 --> 00:52:02,882 It's not even about me. You don't give a shit about me. 737 00:52:02,919 --> 00:52:05,649 - Well, that's not true. - Yeah? 738 00:52:05,689 --> 00:52:07,623 Then why don't you ask me any questions? 739 00:52:08,725 --> 00:52:10,454 Ask you any quest... what do you mean? 740 00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:12,724 - That's a question right there. - No, I mean like 741 00:52:12,762 --> 00:52:14,525 "Hey, Em, how's your band?" 742 00:52:14,564 --> 00:52:17,192 "How's your sick mom, Emily?" 743 00:52:17,234 --> 00:52:19,065 Well, I'm not a question asker. 744 00:52:19,102 --> 00:52:21,366 - You know what it's like? - You're gonna say I'm not... 745 00:52:21,404 --> 00:52:24,237 It's just like I can't tell if you're... I don't know if it's me, 746 00:52:24,274 --> 00:52:26,936 or if... or if you're just afraid. 747 00:52:28,378 --> 00:52:29,936 Afraid? I'm afraid of what? 748 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,504 Intimacy. 749 00:52:31,548 --> 00:52:33,413 - And you're not. - No, I'm not. 750 00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:36,078 Oh come... all right, that's why you're with someone right now? 751 00:52:38,955 --> 00:52:42,686 Don't you ever think that maybe you just haven't met the right person yet? 752 00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:46,623 You know, I feel like when I meet that person, 753 00:52:46,663 --> 00:52:48,597 that I'll ask the right questions. 754 00:52:48,632 --> 00:52:51,328 This is a waste of time. You can't stay here. 755 00:52:51,368 --> 00:52:53,131 You... you tell me that I'm afraid. 756 00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,502 And then the minute I get real, you're gonna kick me out. 757 00:52:55,539 --> 00:52:57,598 - You want me to get real with you? - Yeah. 758 00:52:57,641 --> 00:53:00,576 Okay, I have always been attracted to you, okay? 759 00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:03,078 But that is it. 760 00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:06,173 'Cause I don't find you remotely interesting. 761 00:53:07,217 --> 00:53:10,186 - You don't mean that. - Yeah, I do. I think you're vacuous. 762 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:13,018 And you fuck women for stuff? 763 00:53:15,659 --> 00:53:17,286 You're a whore. 764 00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:22,928 Is everything okay? 765 00:53:22,966 --> 00:53:24,934 Yeah, it's fine. 766 00:53:36,446 --> 00:53:38,778 Harry. Hey, where are you? 767 00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:42,007 Where? 768 00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,781 - Nikki? - Yeah yeah. 769 00:53:43,820 --> 00:53:46,186 I'm Sean. I'm Harry's buddy from high school. 770 00:53:50,827 --> 00:53:52,954 Very very nice. That girl's hot. 771 00:53:52,996 --> 00:53:54,520 How are you? I love you. 772 00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:56,156 You're fucking hot. 773 00:53:59,669 --> 00:54:03,435 Harry, yo, I gotta talk to you. 774 00:54:03,473 --> 00:54:05,236 Harry. 775 00:54:06,710 --> 00:54:08,735 Oh my goodness. Hi. 776 00:54:10,714 --> 00:54:13,808 You are fucking gorgeous. Let's do this right now. 777 00:54:13,850 --> 00:54:15,579 Let's just start. 778 00:54:18,388 --> 00:54:21,846 Hey, hi, how are you? Hi, nice to meet you. 779 00:54:21,891 --> 00:54:23,984 Can I just... can you lean back for a second? 780 00:54:24,027 --> 00:54:25,551 All right? Wow? 781 00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:27,495 - Will you rub your box for me? - All right. 782 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:29,498 - That's not... - Rub your box for me, come on. 783 00:54:29,532 --> 00:54:31,022 Rub your box for Daddy. Fucking love it. 784 00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:33,035 - Dude, what the fuck? - Come on, come on. Rub your box. 785 00:54:33,069 --> 00:54:35,594 Yo, come on, man. 786 00:54:35,639 --> 00:54:37,163 - No, they like that. - No, that's not cool. 787 00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:39,038 - That's not cool. - Will you rub your box for me? 788 00:54:39,075 --> 00:54:41,043 Just like rub your box for me like you were in the shower. 789 00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:43,068 Don't talk to her like that. No, they like that. 790 00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:45,308 Did you wash your ass, actually? Can I smell? 791 00:54:45,348 --> 00:54:47,111 - What the fuck, man? - That would be great. 792 00:54:47,150 --> 00:54:49,311 You little fucking whore! 793 00:54:49,352 --> 00:54:51,343 - Okay. What the... - Hey hey hey! 794 00:54:51,388 --> 00:54:53,447 Hey, what are you doing, man? 795 00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:57,887 It's a fucking strip club, man. 796 00:54:57,927 --> 00:54:59,451 Come on, man. 797 00:54:59,496 --> 00:55:02,090 That girl's straight off the bus from like Kansas or whatever. 798 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,191 You don't talk to her like that. 799 00:55:04,234 --> 00:55:05,724 She's a human being, man. 800 00:55:05,769 --> 00:55:08,829 Are you kidding me? You objectify women more than anyone. 801 00:55:08,872 --> 00:55:10,635 What if that girl was your sister, man? 802 00:55:10,674 --> 00:55:13,074 Dude, I wouldn't let you within 10 miles of my sister, all right? 803 00:55:13,109 --> 00:55:14,974 And you wouldn't even go after her 'cause she doesn't have the right car 804 00:55:15,011 --> 00:55:17,309 or the right house, right? 805 00:55:18,548 --> 00:55:20,914 Well, you should've told me that before I fucked her. 806 00:55:22,786 --> 00:55:25,084 Smelled like Teen Spirit, man. 807 00:55:25,121 --> 00:55:27,214 Fuck you. 808 00:55:27,257 --> 00:55:29,248 Get the fuck out of my face. 809 00:55:34,297 --> 00:55:36,128 Here comes your boyfriend. 810 00:55:44,074 --> 00:55:46,099 - Think I can slip in? - Sorry, bro, not tonight, man. 811 00:55:46,142 --> 00:55:48,201 - No, you're kidding me, right? - Not my call. 812 00:55:51,147 --> 00:55:53,240 Come on. I'm sorry. 813 00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:55,945 - You're joking, right? - It's not us tonight. It's a buyout. 814 00:56:14,904 --> 00:56:16,428 Come on, man. I said I was sorry. 815 00:56:16,473 --> 00:56:18,498 You're always sorry. Just take your shit. 816 00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:20,702 I got nowhere to go, man. 817 00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:23,645 I'm sure you're gonna figure it out. 818 00:56:34,190 --> 00:56:37,125 ♪ Baby girl, hold on... ♪ 819 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,855 Unbelievable. It's unbelievable. 820 00:56:38,895 --> 00:56:40,775 You guys have... what... what about the sweater? 821 00:56:40,797 --> 00:56:43,630 - What'll you give me for the sweater? - Nine bucks. 822 00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:46,032 Nine bucks?! No, that's rob... fine. 823 00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:47,696 You know what? Take it. Take it. 824 00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:50,467 ♪ You give it u-u-u-up ♪ 825 00:56:50,507 --> 00:56:52,702 ♪ Baby girl, hold on ♪ 826 00:56:54,210 --> 00:56:57,008 ♪ I won't let go-o-o-o ♪ 827 00:56:57,046 --> 00:56:59,606 ♪ I won't let go... ♪ 828 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:04,414 I'm good. Yeah, things are good. Real good. 829 00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:06,581 You've been out there for a long time. 830 00:57:06,623 --> 00:57:09,183 Are you working? 831 00:57:09,225 --> 00:57:11,125 Yeah. 832 00:57:11,161 --> 00:57:12,753 I'm up for a couple jobs. 833 00:57:12,796 --> 00:57:15,026 They're, um... 834 00:57:15,064 --> 00:57:17,828 they're big campaigns actually, so if I get one 835 00:57:17,867 --> 00:57:19,732 it could be real good. 836 00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:23,233 Hello? 837 00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:28,470 Mom? 838 00:57:28,511 --> 00:57:31,378 ♪ Hold on, it's just you and me... ♪ 839 00:57:31,414 --> 00:57:33,041 ♪ Hold on ♪ 840 00:57:33,082 --> 00:57:35,983 ♪ We can make this Hollywood Hollywood ♪ 841 00:57:36,019 --> 00:57:39,113 ♪ You can be a big star, big star... ♪ 842 00:57:39,155 --> 00:57:41,851 Hi, you've reached Terry. 843 00:57:41,891 --> 00:57:44,018 - Leave a message. I'll call you back. - Mom? 844 00:57:44,060 --> 00:57:46,187 ♪ Big star, big star... ♪ 845 00:57:46,229 --> 00:57:49,062 Hello? ♪ Hollywood Hollywood... ♪ 846 00:57:49,098 --> 00:57:50,827 Pick up, Mom. 847 00:57:50,867 --> 00:57:52,528 ♪ Big star, big star ♪ 848 00:57:52,569 --> 00:57:55,367 ♪ We can make this ♪ ♪ Hollywood Hollywood. ♪ 849 00:58:13,423 --> 00:58:15,220 When I first came here, 850 00:58:15,258 --> 00:58:18,352 I thought every day was gonna be a Van Halen video... 851 00:58:18,394 --> 00:58:19,986 hot chicks wearing bikinis 852 00:58:20,029 --> 00:58:21,860 riding around on roller skates 853 00:58:21,898 --> 00:58:23,593 drinking cocktails by the pool. 854 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:26,927 Damn you, Van Halen. 855 00:58:47,323 --> 00:58:50,258 ♪ All the fallen leaves will find their branches again ♪ 856 00:58:50,293 --> 00:58:53,660 ♪ Raindrops from the heavens, I'll eventually swim ♪ 857 00:58:53,696 --> 00:58:56,995 ♪ A river, an ocean, a wave in my heart ♪ 858 00:58:57,033 --> 00:59:01,231 ♪ We got your money, now we'll make a new start ♪ 859 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:10,872 ♪ All the fallen leaves will find their branches again ♪ 860 00:59:10,914 --> 00:59:14,111 ♪ Raindrops in the heavens I'll eventually swim ♪ 861 00:59:14,150 --> 00:59:17,745 ♪ River, an ocean, a wave in my heart ♪ 862 00:59:17,787 --> 00:59:20,813 ♪ We got your money, now we'll make a new start ♪ 863 00:59:28,631 --> 00:59:31,794 ♪ In another week, promise ♪ 864 00:59:31,834 --> 00:59:34,632 ♪ In another year, I promise ♪ 865 00:59:35,672 --> 00:59:38,800 ♪ Put your right hand on my heart ♪ 866 00:59:44,347 --> 00:59:48,078 ♪ Heart... ♪ 867 00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:56,352 - What the fuck are you doing? - Swimming. 868 00:59:58,728 --> 01:00:00,320 Look, 869 01:00:00,363 --> 01:00:03,230 I'm sorry about what happened, but this is not fucking cool. 870 01:00:03,266 --> 01:00:05,757 What happened? 871 01:00:05,802 --> 01:00:08,737 I called you an asshole. I kicked you out. 872 01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:10,295 I called you a whore. 873 01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:11,830 I'm sorry. 874 01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:13,671 That's strange. 875 01:00:13,710 --> 01:00:16,804 'Cause it seems like you and I are maybe playing the same cards. 876 01:00:16,846 --> 01:00:18,646 - Yeah. - Last time I checked, you were living 877 01:00:18,648 --> 01:00:21,515 in a $5 million house. Now you're turning tricks for a sandwich. 878 01:00:21,551 --> 01:00:24,679 - I'm not turning anything. - Tell me something, though... 879 01:00:24,721 --> 01:00:26,848 out of everybody here, why her? 880 01:00:26,889 --> 01:00:30,256 I don't think you understand my situation, okay? 881 01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:33,956 I'm about to get evicted from the Sahara Motor Inn. 882 01:00:33,997 --> 01:00:35,988 I'm selling my near-mint sweaters for nine bucks. 883 01:00:36,032 --> 01:00:38,865 And the club sandwich is gonna be the first thing I've had to eat all day. 884 01:00:38,901 --> 01:00:41,233 I don't really have time to be picky. 885 01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,372 Going up to my suite. 886 01:00:46,409 --> 01:00:48,070 Are you coming? 887 01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:53,706 He'd like to know if your AmEx is silver or black? 888 01:00:56,586 --> 01:01:00,420 I'll buy him a sandwich... you ratty bitch. 889 01:01:07,730 --> 01:01:11,291 - This is us? - Is that okay? 890 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:13,564 What? Are you scamming a schoolteacher now? 891 01:01:14,804 --> 01:01:17,170 Used car salesman. 892 01:01:20,810 --> 01:01:22,573 I hate the furniture. Don't look at it. 893 01:01:25,615 --> 01:01:28,914 My roommate's a total pothead. She never comes out of her room. 894 01:01:31,954 --> 01:01:35,048 So what happened to Mercedes? 895 01:01:38,261 --> 01:01:40,525 I told her it wasn't working out. 896 01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:44,699 - What about the Porsche? - Turned into an asshole. 897 01:01:44,734 --> 01:01:47,464 I got back at him though. 898 01:01:47,503 --> 01:01:49,971 I sold his cigars on eBay. 899 01:01:56,612 --> 01:01:59,137 Dougie. 900 01:01:59,182 --> 01:02:00,809 I don't know. 901 01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:02,750 Where you been looking? 902 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,448 Actually, I was on my way to do some grocery shopping. 903 01:02:09,659 --> 01:02:12,184 Bristol Farms on Doheny. 904 01:02:12,228 --> 01:02:14,628 You said you wanted to see me. 905 01:02:14,664 --> 01:02:16,791 Great. 906 01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:18,664 When are you picking me up? 907 01:02:20,336 --> 01:02:21,894 Perfect. 908 01:02:21,938 --> 01:02:23,997 See you then, baby. Ciao. 909 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:27,672 What do you want for dinner? 910 01:02:41,457 --> 01:02:43,084 Cheers to that. 911 01:02:50,533 --> 01:02:53,502 This wine would be better after 2012. 912 01:02:54,537 --> 01:02:56,596 Maybe we should wait. 913 01:02:58,741 --> 01:03:00,675 We're not in. Leave a message. 914 01:03:02,245 --> 01:03:04,543 Hey, it's me. You know Douglas Dukes, 915 01:03:04,580 --> 01:03:08,209 that video game billionaire? I guess he just broke up with what's-her-name. 916 01:03:08,251 --> 01:03:10,151 And he and his boys are going to Les Trois tonight. 917 01:03:10,186 --> 01:03:12,347 I can't go, but I put you on the list. 918 01:03:12,388 --> 01:03:14,822 Have fun. 919 01:03:26,936 --> 01:03:28,631 You gonna keep stepping on my dress like that? 920 01:03:28,671 --> 01:03:31,003 All night long I'm stepping on your dress like that. 921 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,905 Two shots of tequila, please. 922 01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:35,837 - Got him. - Where? 923 01:03:35,878 --> 01:03:38,176 12:00. 924 01:03:38,214 --> 01:03:41,115 Next to the girl in the yellow. 925 01:03:41,150 --> 01:03:42,845 Not bad. 926 01:03:44,053 --> 01:03:46,180 - Hmm. - Can I have a gin and tonic? 927 01:03:46,222 --> 01:03:48,383 - What are we drinking to? - Trouble. 928 01:03:54,564 --> 01:03:56,191 - Laugh. - What? 929 01:03:56,232 --> 01:03:58,564 I just said something funny. Laugh. 930 01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,606 Well done. 931 01:04:06,642 --> 01:04:08,542 - I try. - Any more moves? 932 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:13,708 - Can you dance? - Can I dance? 933 01:04:34,170 --> 01:04:37,401 ♪ Why aren't you coming anymore? ♪ 934 01:04:39,842 --> 01:04:43,073 ♪ Why aren't you coming anymore? ♪ 935 01:05:10,339 --> 01:05:14,002 They say you gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince. 936 01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:18,141 But in this town, everyone thinks they're royalty. 937 01:05:18,180 --> 01:05:20,045 And the frogs don't stand a chance. 938 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:29,323 - I want 15%. - You're out of your mind. 939 01:05:29,358 --> 01:05:31,519 Fine, 12. 940 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:33,687 Four and that's my final offer. 941 01:05:33,729 --> 01:05:36,789 What are you, my pimp? 942 01:05:36,832 --> 01:05:39,164 Look, I... 943 01:05:45,207 --> 01:05:48,040 Oh man. All I need's a blanket. 944 01:05:48,077 --> 01:05:50,238 I don't need all those sheets and everything. 945 01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:53,314 I don't want you getting your funk all over. 946 01:05:53,349 --> 01:05:56,182 My funk. 947 01:05:56,218 --> 01:05:58,311 Yeah, you can't wash a couch. 948 01:05:59,355 --> 01:06:02,415 - Night. - Hey, thank you. 949 01:06:04,193 --> 01:06:05,717 I'd let you sleep in my bed, 950 01:06:05,761 --> 01:06:09,322 but, um, I wouldn't want you to get confused. 951 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,831 Good night. 952 01:06:50,639 --> 01:06:54,268 The, uh, couch is... 953 01:06:54,310 --> 01:06:56,437 the couch is a little short. 954 01:06:56,479 --> 01:06:58,709 So, I'm... I'm just gonna... 955 01:06:58,748 --> 01:07:02,548 just gonna lie down here like this. 956 01:07:02,585 --> 01:07:04,553 I'm on the side, away from you. 957 01:07:04,587 --> 01:07:06,418 You won't even know I'm here. 958 01:07:06,455 --> 01:07:09,481 - Okay, I'll take the couch. - No. No no no. 959 01:07:09,525 --> 01:07:11,425 No, wait. Wait. 960 01:07:13,429 --> 01:07:15,761 - What? - What are you afraid of? 961 01:07:16,832 --> 01:07:18,925 You really think I'm gonna make a pass at you? 962 01:07:18,968 --> 01:07:22,404 - You're in my bed. - And? 963 01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:25,669 You don't... you don't think you can keep your hands off me, huh? 964 01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:28,336 Please! 965 01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:31,437 We're adults. I think we can control ourselves. 966 01:07:34,183 --> 01:07:35,844 Whatever. 967 01:07:52,902 --> 01:07:55,132 Sorry. 968 01:07:55,171 --> 01:07:57,332 For what? 969 01:07:57,373 --> 01:07:59,807 What? I nudged you, didn't I? 970 01:08:01,043 --> 01:08:02,635 I didn't feel anything. 971 01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:06,507 Well, I... I... I brushed up 972 01:08:06,549 --> 01:08:08,710 against your foot like that. 973 01:08:10,753 --> 01:08:12,516 I felt that. 974 01:08:22,932 --> 01:08:24,695 Do you feel that? 975 01:08:28,037 --> 01:08:29,834 That tickles. 976 01:08:34,710 --> 01:08:37,008 Like good tickles or bad tickles? 977 01:08:39,448 --> 01:08:41,040 Just tickles. 978 01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:46,515 I can tell you're smiling 979 01:08:46,555 --> 01:08:48,352 and I can't even see your face. 980 01:08:49,658 --> 01:08:51,990 How many times have you used that line? 981 01:08:53,529 --> 01:08:55,156 Oh, I don't know. 982 01:08:56,632 --> 01:08:59,362 But I'm not just saying it to get your pants off. 983 01:09:04,006 --> 01:09:05,633 My pants are already off. 984 01:09:08,577 --> 01:09:10,408 Oh. 985 01:09:16,218 --> 01:09:18,049 What are we doing? 986 01:09:20,890 --> 01:09:22,915 Why do we have to be doing anything? 987 01:09:25,127 --> 01:09:26,924 This is not a good idea. 988 01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:34,900 If I don't kiss your right now, my face is gonna fall off. 989 01:09:40,276 --> 01:09:41,971 - All right. - There. 990 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,275 Oh, I need more than that. 991 01:09:46,715 --> 01:09:49,047 For what? 992 01:09:49,084 --> 01:09:50,745 See if I like it. 993 01:09:50,786 --> 01:09:53,516 If you like it? 994 01:09:53,556 --> 01:09:55,285 Yeah. 995 01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,534 Like it? 996 01:10:06,569 --> 01:10:09,970 I didn't like that at all. 997 01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:12,667 - Really? - Yeah. 998 01:10:31,627 --> 01:10:33,993 So none of that was true? 999 01:10:34,029 --> 01:10:35,587 I don't have a brother. 1000 01:10:35,631 --> 01:10:37,496 Well, I knew that. 1001 01:10:37,533 --> 01:10:39,125 But I'm from Canada. 1002 01:10:40,703 --> 01:10:42,295 I'm sorry about that. 1003 01:10:44,039 --> 01:10:47,304 So when'd you decide to stop playing Mata Hari with me? 1004 01:10:47,343 --> 01:10:50,210 What makes you so sure I stopped? 1005 01:10:50,246 --> 01:10:51,975 You're two drinks in 1006 01:10:52,014 --> 01:10:54,539 and you're already bragging about all your lies. 1007 01:10:54,583 --> 01:10:56,346 I could drink you under the table. 1008 01:10:56,385 --> 01:10:58,182 - Oh come on. - Oh my God... 1009 01:10:58,220 --> 01:10:59,710 - Nikki, hi. - Hey. 1010 01:10:59,755 --> 01:11:02,189 - How are you? Hi. - Hey. 1011 01:11:02,224 --> 01:11:04,283 Hey, remember me? 1012 01:11:04,326 --> 01:11:06,123 Yeah, of course. 1013 01:11:07,162 --> 01:11:10,290 - What's my name? - Your name. 1014 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:13,730 My name. 1015 01:11:13,769 --> 01:11:16,135 I'm blanking out. Um, I'm blanking. 1016 01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:19,736 You don't remember. 1017 01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:26,211 That was fucked up. 1018 01:11:27,249 --> 01:11:29,717 - Sorry. - Don't be sorry. 1019 01:11:29,752 --> 01:11:32,016 She's a jerk. 1020 01:11:32,054 --> 01:11:33,988 Chew this into your food. 1021 01:11:39,862 --> 01:11:41,352 - Mm? - Yeah. 1022 01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:46,267 - Oh... ah! - Oh my God. Waiter! 1023 01:11:48,704 --> 01:11:50,744 - How can I assist? - I don't want to cause a scene, 1024 01:11:50,773 --> 01:11:53,503 but there's garbage in the food. We're leaving now. 1025 01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:57,107 - Wow. - I'm sorry, sir. 1026 01:11:57,146 --> 01:11:59,046 - Come on. - Yeah, I'm coming, honey. 1027 01:12:25,741 --> 01:12:27,606 How long do you think it takes for it to set? 1028 01:12:27,643 --> 01:12:31,443 - I don't know, like 20 seconds? - See the dolphin? 1029 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:34,074 You see the dolphins? There's freaking dolphins out there. 1030 01:12:34,116 --> 01:12:35,640 - Oh! - See it? 1031 01:12:35,684 --> 01:12:37,413 - Yeah. - There's freaking dolphins. 1032 01:12:39,588 --> 01:12:42,056 ♪ When I'm lost ♪ 1033 01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:44,286 ♪ You bring me back ♪ 1034 01:12:45,327 --> 01:12:47,955 ♪ When I don't know ♪ 1035 01:12:47,996 --> 01:12:49,520 ♪ Where to go ♪ 1036 01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:52,959 ♪ And it feels ♪ 1037 01:12:53,001 --> 01:12:55,060 ♪ Like I'm alone ♪ 1038 01:12:56,772 --> 01:12:58,967 ♪ When I hang ♪ 1039 01:12:59,007 --> 01:13:00,497 ♪ My head down low... ♪ Bye, baby. 1040 01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:02,032 Bye. 1041 01:13:02,077 --> 01:13:03,567 ♪ I think of you... ♪ Where are you going? 1042 01:13:03,612 --> 01:13:05,739 Out. I'll be back in a bit. 1043 01:13:08,550 --> 01:13:10,848 ♪ Each night ♪ 1044 01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:13,912 ♪ You wait ♪ 1045 01:13:13,956 --> 01:13:17,824 ♪ Outside my door ♪ 1046 01:13:18,927 --> 01:13:21,760 ♪ 'Cause you want to know ♪ 1047 01:13:21,797 --> 01:13:24,527 ♪ Oh, whoa... ♪ 1048 01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:26,534 ♪ I think of you ♪ 1049 01:13:47,389 --> 01:13:51,655 ♪ When I fall into a snare ♪ 1050 01:13:53,162 --> 01:13:57,292 ♪ And it's all too much to bear ♪ 1051 01:13:58,734 --> 01:14:02,966 ♪ When I think nobody cares ♪ 1052 01:14:04,173 --> 01:14:06,008 ♪ I think of you. ♪ 1053 01:14:10,245 --> 01:14:11,803 Hey. 1054 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:15,079 Hey. 1055 01:14:18,353 --> 01:14:20,913 You all right? 1056 01:14:20,956 --> 01:14:22,890 Hey. 1057 01:14:23,959 --> 01:14:25,654 What happened? 1058 01:14:25,694 --> 01:14:27,491 I just kinda broke up with someone. 1059 01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:34,325 You gotta fucking be kidding me. 1060 01:14:36,338 --> 01:14:38,238 He's my fiancé. 1061 01:14:40,742 --> 01:14:42,403 Why didn't you tell me? 1062 01:14:43,412 --> 01:14:45,073 I'm telling you now. 1063 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:52,287 When's the last time you talked to him? 1064 01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:55,623 Yesterday. 1065 01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:00,428 When's the last time you saw him? 1066 01:15:01,964 --> 01:15:03,488 - Don't do this. - Don't do what? 1067 01:15:03,532 --> 01:15:05,466 What am I doing? 1068 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,469 Like it's a big surprise. 1069 01:15:07,503 --> 01:15:09,061 He's rich. 1070 01:15:09,104 --> 01:15:11,868 - His family owns the Rangers. - Which one, 1071 01:15:11,907 --> 01:15:13,807 Texas or New York? 1072 01:15:13,842 --> 01:15:15,366 New York. 1073 01:15:15,410 --> 01:15:17,378 Well, fuck, what'd you break up with him for? 1074 01:15:17,412 --> 01:15:19,539 He sounds like a fucking catch. 1075 01:15:19,581 --> 01:15:21,515 - You know why. - No, I don't. 1076 01:15:21,550 --> 01:15:23,177 Honestly, I don't know what to think. 1077 01:15:23,218 --> 01:15:24,947 Because I love you. 1078 01:15:28,323 --> 01:15:30,291 Happy? I said it. 1079 01:15:31,994 --> 01:15:34,758 - Do you love him? - No. 1080 01:15:37,699 --> 01:15:39,462 Well... 1081 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:42,436 I don't think I was faking it all the time. 1082 01:15:48,377 --> 01:15:50,436 Are you faking it with me? 1083 01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:54,246 Why would I fake it? 1084 01:15:55,751 --> 01:15:58,447 You don't have a dime or a job or a fucking plan. 1085 01:15:58,487 --> 01:16:00,648 What would I fake for? 1086 01:16:10,332 --> 01:16:11,959 - Where are you going? - I don't know. 1087 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,797 I don't have a fucking plan. 1088 01:16:56,211 --> 01:16:59,544 ♪ Punk's dead ♪ 1089 01:16:59,581 --> 01:17:02,607 ♪ The world's Grey ♪ 1090 01:17:03,986 --> 01:17:07,786 ♪ The sun rules ♪ 1091 01:17:07,823 --> 01:17:11,122 ♪ It sucks life out ♪ 1092 01:17:11,159 --> 01:17:14,492 ♪ Of each day ♪ 1093 01:17:15,964 --> 01:17:18,364 ♪ I hate love... ♪ 1094 01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:19,890 Heather? 1095 01:17:19,935 --> 01:17:23,268 ♪ It's soap stars ♪ 1096 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,398 ♪ And fake pink... ♪ "Nikki, I'm going 1097 01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:27,067 to New York to try to sort this out. 1098 01:17:27,109 --> 01:17:29,737 Don't burn down the house. Big hug. Heather." 1099 01:17:31,146 --> 01:17:32,943 Just come back. You... don't leave. 1100 01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:34,812 I know you're not gone yet. You can't be gone yet. 1101 01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:36,579 You couldn't have gotten a flight that fast. 1102 01:17:36,618 --> 01:17:39,712 Just... fuck. Just call me back and come back. 1103 01:17:39,755 --> 01:17:43,623 ♪ Plastic matrix ♪ 1104 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:48,028 ♪ Of cartoon ♪ 1105 01:17:48,063 --> 01:17:50,759 ♪ People ♪ 1106 01:17:52,134 --> 01:17:55,467 ♪ Who talk loud ♪ 1107 01:17:55,504 --> 01:17:59,270 ♪ And don't say anything ♪ 1108 01:17:59,307 --> 01:18:02,037 ♪ But let her go. ♪ 1109 01:18:06,848 --> 01:18:09,510 Okay, this is hard to believe it's not real meat. 1110 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:14,548 - Do... do you mind if I... - Oh, please. 1111 01:18:14,589 --> 01:18:16,614 Look who it is. 1112 01:18:16,658 --> 01:18:18,922 - Mr. Monday night! - Hey. 1113 01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,485 Hey. What are you doing? 1114 01:18:22,731 --> 01:18:25,825 You want to watch the game? 1115 01:18:27,803 --> 01:18:30,101 - All that beer for you? - No. 1116 01:18:30,138 --> 01:18:32,129 Uh... this one's for me 1117 01:18:32,174 --> 01:18:34,404 and then I got another one. 1118 01:18:34,443 --> 01:18:36,172 - Oh, here we go. - Oopsie. 1119 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,180 Do you, um... 1120 01:18:42,217 --> 01:18:44,310 what do you say I drive you home? 1121 01:18:44,352 --> 01:18:46,411 - Okay. - Okay. 1122 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:51,018 Don't get sick in the car. Here, I'll pull over. 1123 01:18:51,059 --> 01:18:53,550 I'm pulling over. Just... all right. 1124 01:18:53,595 --> 01:18:56,792 Open your door. Open your door, don't... 1125 01:18:58,667 --> 01:19:00,225 Are you all right? 1126 01:19:01,703 --> 01:19:03,830 Do you want me to... 1127 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:16,384 Are you mad? 1128 01:19:16,418 --> 01:19:19,876 No, I was worried. I called you like 17,000 times. 1129 01:19:19,921 --> 01:19:21,855 It's been hard to get away. 1130 01:19:23,558 --> 01:19:25,082 Are you with him now? 1131 01:19:25,127 --> 01:19:26,958 No, I'm not with him. 1132 01:19:26,995 --> 01:19:30,158 Baby, I'm sorry. I'm... I... look, I'm sorry 1133 01:19:30,198 --> 01:19:32,598 I was such a dick. I just... come home. 1134 01:19:34,069 --> 01:19:36,333 Do you know what it's like sleeping in your bed without you? 1135 01:19:36,371 --> 01:19:38,100 No. What's it like? 1136 01:19:38,140 --> 01:19:40,040 It's miserable. I can... I can smell you, 1137 01:19:40,075 --> 01:19:41,702 but I can't touch you. 1138 01:19:41,743 --> 01:19:44,871 - When are you coming home? - Nikki... 1139 01:19:44,913 --> 01:19:47,245 Why can't you just leave now? 1140 01:19:47,282 --> 01:19:49,614 - It's complicated. - Baby, I don't... 1141 01:19:49,651 --> 01:19:51,710 I... I'm here. You're there with this guy and I... 1142 01:19:51,753 --> 01:19:54,415 Who do you think's been paying the bills? 1143 01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:56,416 Who do you think bought the bed we're sleeping in? 1144 01:19:57,759 --> 01:20:00,125 - Baby, look, that's over. It's done. - Hey! 1145 01:20:00,162 --> 01:20:03,427 We're not gonna do that anymore. I'm gonna... we'll get a place. 1146 01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:05,729 I'll... I'll... 1147 01:20:05,767 --> 01:20:08,702 deliver pizzas or rob banks... I'll become a cop or something. 1148 01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:10,466 Hey! 1149 01:20:10,505 --> 01:20:13,906 - I love you. - I love you, baby. 1150 01:20:13,942 --> 01:20:16,240 - Let me in the car! - Who's that? 1151 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,941 - It's a girl. - Why didn't you tell me 1152 01:20:20,982 --> 01:20:22,643 you were with someone? Who's the girl? 1153 01:20:22,684 --> 01:20:25,949 It's... she's just a friend. I was... she was drunk 1154 01:20:25,987 --> 01:20:28,478 and I didn't want her to drive and so I... 1155 01:20:28,523 --> 01:20:30,991 I told her that I would take her home. 1156 01:20:31,026 --> 01:20:33,517 What kind of car does she have? 1157 01:20:33,562 --> 01:20:35,621 This isn't funny anymore! 1158 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:38,258 It's a Mercedes, but it's not what... baby... 1159 01:20:38,300 --> 01:20:40,097 I've gotta go. 1160 01:20:40,135 --> 01:20:41,932 No, baby, don't... don't... 1161 01:20:44,206 --> 01:20:46,538 I was on the phone with my girlfriend. 1162 01:20:46,575 --> 01:20:48,099 You're an asshole. 1163 01:21:26,615 --> 01:21:28,378 Who is it? 1164 01:21:28,416 --> 01:21:31,249 Uh, it's Nikki. I'm a friend of Heather's. 1165 01:21:35,357 --> 01:21:38,326 - Hey. - Hi. Is something wrong? 1166 01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,727 - Do you know where Heather is? - Who are you? 1167 01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:45,623 I'm kind of your roommate. 1168 01:21:48,737 --> 01:21:50,398 What is that? 1169 01:21:50,438 --> 01:21:52,963 Sounds like music. 1170 01:21:53,008 --> 01:21:55,499 Where's Heather? 1171 01:21:55,543 --> 01:21:57,704 That's what I'm trying to figure out. 1172 01:21:57,746 --> 01:22:00,613 - What is your name? - Nikki. 1173 01:22:00,649 --> 01:22:03,117 - I'm Eva. - Hey. 1174 01:22:03,151 --> 01:22:05,176 Sure means certain. 1175 01:22:06,788 --> 01:22:08,688 Pretty sure doesn't mean anything. 1176 01:22:08,723 --> 01:22:10,281 Okay, I'm sure. 1177 01:22:10,325 --> 01:22:13,055 Okay. Then you need to act. 1178 01:22:16,064 --> 01:22:18,032 Like what? Get on a plane? 1179 01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:21,034 I mean, make a commitment. 1180 01:22:23,038 --> 01:22:24,903 What kind of commitment? 1181 01:22:26,207 --> 01:22:28,141 A commitment. 1182 01:22:42,691 --> 01:22:44,181 Greene Street. 1183 01:22:46,394 --> 01:22:49,852 Believe me, if the ring is the problem, 1184 01:22:49,898 --> 01:22:51,490 the ring is not the problem. 1185 01:22:57,672 --> 01:22:59,833 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1186 01:23:01,743 --> 01:23:03,973 ♪ Gonna take you out ♪ 1187 01:23:04,012 --> 01:23:07,004 ♪ Miss November ♪ 1188 01:23:09,117 --> 01:23:13,884 ♪ Underneath a cloud so white... ♪ 1189 01:23:18,059 --> 01:23:19,890 ♪ We won't come back ♪ 1190 01:23:19,928 --> 01:23:22,488 ♪ Until the daylight's ♪ 1191 01:23:22,530 --> 01:23:24,157 ♪ In our eyes ♪ 1192 01:23:26,067 --> 01:23:29,764 ♪ I can feel your heart beat, baby ♪ 1193 01:23:29,804 --> 01:23:34,264 ♪ I can feel your heart beat fast ♪ 1194 01:23:34,309 --> 01:23:36,800 ♪ Gonna take you out ♪ 1195 01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:38,904 ♪ Ms. November... ♪ Actually, I don't know 1196 01:23:38,947 --> 01:23:40,437 how to thank you for this. 1197 01:23:40,482 --> 01:23:42,245 Just pay me back some time, okay? 1198 01:23:42,283 --> 01:23:43,875 - You're a great friend. - I know, I know. 1199 01:23:43,918 --> 01:23:45,886 - Okay, you're late, all right? - Good luck. 1200 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:48,184 Okay. I feel like I'm gonna puke. 1201 01:23:48,223 --> 01:23:50,214 - That sounds about right. - Go get her. 1202 01:23:50,258 --> 01:23:52,920 ♪ Ah... ♪ ♪ We won't be home ♪ 1203 01:23:52,961 --> 01:23:57,421 ♪ Until all the birds have flown ♪ 1204 01:23:58,800 --> 01:24:02,759 ♪ I can feel your heart beat, baby ♪ 1205 01:24:02,804 --> 01:24:06,638 ♪ I can feel your heart beat fast ♪ 1206 01:24:06,674 --> 01:24:09,142 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 1207 01:24:09,177 --> 01:24:12,271 ♪ La la la la... ♪ 1208 01:24:14,082 --> 01:24:16,812 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 1209 01:24:16,851 --> 01:24:20,048 ♪ La la la ♪ 1210 01:24:23,324 --> 01:24:25,292 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 1211 01:24:26,361 --> 01:24:29,421 ♪ La la la la la la la ♪ 1212 01:24:31,366 --> 01:24:35,268 ♪ I can feel your heart beat, baby ♪ 1213 01:24:35,303 --> 01:24:38,500 ♪ I can feel your heart beat fast ♪ 1214 01:24:39,574 --> 01:24:43,340 ♪ I can feel your heart beat, baby ♪ 1215 01:24:43,378 --> 01:24:46,677 ♪ I can feel your heart beat fast. ♪ 1216 01:24:54,055 --> 01:24:56,182 What are you doing here? 1217 01:24:56,224 --> 01:24:59,159 - Is he here? - No, but he could be. 1218 01:25:00,695 --> 01:25:02,959 Nothing happened with that girl. 1219 01:25:02,997 --> 01:25:05,192 It was completely innocent, I swear to you. 1220 01:25:08,036 --> 01:25:09,697 Close the door. 1221 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:17,442 You shouldn't have come here. 1222 01:25:17,479 --> 01:25:20,971 I had to come here. This isn't real. 1223 01:25:21,015 --> 01:25:23,415 You know this isn't real. This is bullshit. 1224 01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:27,613 I've been here. 1225 01:25:28,857 --> 01:25:30,825 You can't be happy. 1226 01:25:35,029 --> 01:25:38,157 Come here. Come here. 1227 01:25:39,601 --> 01:25:41,967 Come with me. Let's go. 1228 01:25:43,004 --> 01:25:45,029 Go get your stuff. 1229 01:25:45,073 --> 01:25:47,041 I can't. 1230 01:25:48,076 --> 01:25:50,670 Why not? 1231 01:25:50,712 --> 01:25:52,873 Say we go back to LA. Then what? 1232 01:25:52,914 --> 01:25:55,178 Get an apartment? 1233 01:25:55,216 --> 01:25:57,343 They want first, last and security. That's five grand. 1234 01:25:57,385 --> 01:25:59,148 Where do we get that? 1235 01:25:59,187 --> 01:26:00,711 Hmm? 1236 01:26:00,755 --> 01:26:03,849 - We'll figure it out. - You're not a realist. 1237 01:26:05,260 --> 01:26:07,387 You're a dreamer and it scares me. 1238 01:26:12,901 --> 01:26:15,734 It's not a diamond. 1239 01:26:18,106 --> 01:26:20,370 I want to spend the rest of my life with you. 1240 01:26:24,779 --> 01:26:27,373 Marry me. 1241 01:26:27,415 --> 01:26:28,939 Be my wife, 1242 01:26:28,983 --> 01:26:31,952 to have and to hold and all that. 1243 01:26:34,923 --> 01:26:36,891 We're already married. 1244 01:26:50,171 --> 01:26:52,935 No. You can get a divorce. 1245 01:26:52,974 --> 01:26:55,169 I can't. 1246 01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:57,144 Why not? 1247 01:26:58,680 --> 01:27:00,910 I need this. 1248 01:27:03,484 --> 01:27:05,611 Hey, I'm home. 1249 01:27:05,653 --> 01:27:08,087 - Where are you? - Will. 1250 01:27:09,824 --> 01:27:13,282 Honey, um, do you have a five for the grocery boy? 1251 01:27:14,362 --> 01:27:16,455 Oh sure, yeah, hey. 1252 01:27:17,498 --> 01:27:19,159 Thanks, man. 1253 01:27:22,470 --> 01:27:23,994 - Thanks. Hey. - Thank you! 1254 01:27:24,038 --> 01:27:26,131 - Hello. - Hi. 1255 01:27:35,049 --> 01:27:37,950 ♪ Good morning, dear ♪ 1256 01:27:39,053 --> 01:27:42,284 ♪ I hope I didn't wake you too soon ♪ 1257 01:27:45,059 --> 01:27:47,186 ♪ Because my mind ♪ 1258 01:27:47,228 --> 01:27:49,992 ♪ Is growing tired ♪ 1259 01:27:50,031 --> 01:27:52,966 ♪ Too much thinking what I should do ♪ 1260 01:27:55,903 --> 01:27:57,768 ♪ I picture you ♪ 1261 01:27:57,805 --> 01:27:59,534 ♪ Out there ♪ 1262 01:28:00,908 --> 01:28:03,536 ♪ It must be beautiful ♪ 1263 01:28:03,578 --> 01:28:05,637 ♪ This time of year ♪ 1264 01:28:07,015 --> 01:28:10,542 ♪ All those East Coast leaves ♪ 1265 01:28:12,086 --> 01:28:14,577 ♪ Floating round like embers ♪ 1266 01:28:14,622 --> 01:28:17,250 ♪ From burning trees ♪ 1267 01:28:18,393 --> 01:28:20,725 ♪ Well, the weather out here ♪ 1268 01:28:20,762 --> 01:28:23,822 ♪ Is just the same ♪ 1269 01:28:23,865 --> 01:28:26,493 ♪ But the garden ♪ 1270 01:28:26,534 --> 01:28:29,196 ♪ That you planted ♪ 1271 01:28:29,237 --> 01:28:31,330 ♪ Remains... ♪ 1272 01:28:43,718 --> 01:28:45,345 When you're a kid, it's LA 1273 01:28:45,386 --> 01:28:47,013 that teaches you how to dream. 1274 01:28:48,423 --> 01:28:51,688 Tell me that you didn't learn more from the movies than you did from school, 1275 01:28:52,760 --> 01:28:55,854 more from TV than you did from your parents. 1276 01:28:55,897 --> 01:28:58,195 And what do we learn? 1277 01:28:58,232 --> 01:29:00,200 We learn to believe in fairy tales. 1278 01:29:16,851 --> 01:29:18,910 Hey. 1279 01:29:18,953 --> 01:29:22,218 - How are you? - Do you want to... I'm good. 1280 01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:25,884 You? 1281 01:29:25,927 --> 01:29:28,293 I'm great. 1282 01:29:35,303 --> 01:29:37,100 Thank you. 1283 01:29:38,439 --> 01:29:40,464 Take care, Nikki. 1284 01:29:41,676 --> 01:29:43,871 You too. 1285 01:30:04,932 --> 01:30:08,595 ♪ 'Cause everything around me has changed ♪ 1286 01:30:10,138 --> 01:30:12,629 ♪ But the garden ♪ 1287 01:30:12,673 --> 01:30:15,403 ♪ That you planted ♪ 1288 01:30:15,443 --> 01:30:17,502 ♪ Remains. ♪ 1289 01:30:31,359 --> 01:30:33,657 You know why the departures and the arrivals at LAX 1290 01:30:33,694 --> 01:30:36,094 are on separate levels? 1291 01:30:36,130 --> 01:30:39,190 So the 30,000 heartbreakers that come here each month 1292 01:30:39,233 --> 01:30:42,202 don't notice the 30,000 that are leaving with their hearts broken. 1293 01:30:54,081 --> 01:30:56,845 My whole life, it was obvious I was gonna end up in this city. 1294 01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:01,789 I'm still here. 1295 01:31:03,391 --> 01:31:04,983 ♪ Come on, let's go ♪ 1296 01:31:05,026 --> 01:31:07,551 ♪ To where it's fun ♪ 1297 01:31:11,065 --> 01:31:14,899 ♪ I want a slice of LA sun ♪ 1298 01:31:17,572 --> 01:31:19,335 ♪ Whoa ho ho ♪ 1299 01:31:21,342 --> 01:31:23,367 ♪ Whoa ho ho ♪ 1300 01:31:25,279 --> 01:31:26,837 ♪ Honey, let's go ♪ 1301 01:31:26,881 --> 01:31:30,783 ♪ Feels like you never have to ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ 1302 01:31:30,818 --> 01:31:33,218 ♪ Come down, you don't really want to ♪ 1303 01:31:33,254 --> 01:31:34,744 ♪ Honey, let's go ♪ 1304 01:31:34,789 --> 01:31:38,657 ♪ Stay out is all you need to ♪ ♪ Honey, let's go ♪ 1305 01:31:38,693 --> 01:31:42,561 ♪ Go to sleep, you don't really want to ♪ 1306 01:31:42,597 --> 01:31:47,227 ♪ So come along and pay the price ♪ 1307 01:31:50,571 --> 01:31:55,338 ♪ This ain't New York, this tasty slice ♪ 1308 01:31:57,111 --> 01:31:59,545 ♪ Whoa ho ho ♪ 1309 01:32:01,048 --> 01:32:03,573 ♪ Whoa ho ho ♪ 1310 01:32:05,119 --> 01:32:06,643 ♪ Honey, let's go ♪ 1311 01:32:06,687 --> 01:32:10,589 ♪ Feels like you never have to ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ 1312 01:32:10,625 --> 01:32:13,025 ♪ Come down, you don't really want to ♪ 1313 01:32:13,060 --> 01:32:14,550 ♪ Honey, let's go ♪ 1314 01:32:14,595 --> 01:32:18,463 ♪ Stay out is all you need to ♪ ♪ Honey, let's go ♪ 1315 01:32:18,499 --> 01:32:22,230 ♪ Go to sleep, you don't really want to ♪ 1316 01:32:22,270 --> 01:32:23,828 ♪ Take a minute ♪ 1317 01:32:23,871 --> 01:32:26,339 ♪ Listen to this town ♪ 1318 01:32:26,374 --> 01:32:28,069 ♪ Don't you ever ♪ 1319 01:32:28,109 --> 01:32:30,134 ♪ Feel you have to come ♪ 1320 01:32:30,177 --> 01:32:32,441 ♪ Take a minute ♪ 1321 01:32:32,480 --> 01:32:34,744 ♪ She won't let you down ♪ 1322 01:32:35,850 --> 01:32:38,080 ♪ No no no no ♪ 1323 01:32:38,119 --> 01:32:40,679 ♪ See you excited ♪ 1324 01:32:40,721 --> 01:32:43,087 ♪ In her arms ♪ 1325 01:32:46,127 --> 01:32:50,757 ♪ LA and all her crazy charms ♪ 1326 01:32:52,700 --> 01:32:54,463 ♪ Whoa ho ho ♪ 1327 01:32:56,504 --> 01:32:59,769 ♪ Whoa ho ho ♪ 1328 01:32:59,807 --> 01:33:02,139 ♪ Whoa ho oh ho ♪ 1329 01:33:02,176 --> 01:33:06,078 ♪ Feels like you never have to ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ 1330 01:33:06,113 --> 01:33:08,513 ♪ Come down, you don't really want to ♪ 1331 01:33:08,549 --> 01:33:10,039 ♪ Honey, let's go ♪ 1332 01:33:10,084 --> 01:33:13,952 ♪ Stay out, is all you need to ♪ ♪ Honey, let's go ♪ 1333 01:33:13,988 --> 01:33:18,118 ♪ Go to sleep, you don't really want to ♪ 1334 01:33:18,159 --> 01:33:22,061 ♪ Feels like you never have to... ♪ 1335 01:33:22,096 --> 01:33:24,496 ♪ Come down, you don't really want to ♪ 1336 01:33:25,733 --> 01:33:29,931 ♪ Stay out is all you need to ♪ ♪ Honey, let's go ♪ 1337 01:33:29,971 --> 01:33:33,771 ♪ Go to sleep, you don't really want to ♪ 1338 01:33:33,808 --> 01:33:37,710 ♪ Feels like you never have to... ♪ 1339 01:33:37,745 --> 01:33:40,145 ♪ Come down, you don't really want to ♪ 1340 01:33:40,181 --> 01:33:41,671 ♪ Honey, let's go ♪ 1341 01:33:41,716 --> 01:33:45,584 ♪ Stay out is all you need to ♪ ♪ All you need ♪ 1342 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:49,716 ♪ Go to sleep, you don't really want to ♪ 1343 01:33:49,757 --> 01:33:53,659 ♪ Feels like you never have to ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ 1344 01:33:53,694 --> 01:33:56,094 ♪ Come down, you don't really want to ♪ 1345 01:33:56,130 --> 01:33:57,620 ♪ Whoa ho ho ♪ 1346 01:33:57,665 --> 01:34:01,533 ♪ Stay out is all you need to ♪ ♪ Honey, let's go ♪ 1347 01:34:01,569 --> 01:34:05,164 ♪ Go to sleep, you don't really want to ♪ 1348 01:34:05,206 --> 01:34:07,834 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 1349 01:34:07,875 --> 01:34:10,343 ♪ Whoa-oh whoa-oh, whoa. ♪ 98286