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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,285 --> 00:00:07,549 [helicopter whirring, siren wails] 2 00:00:08,455 --> 00:00:10,184 ( male ) Stop right there ! 3 00:00:11,958 --> 00:00:13,858 Get over here. 4 00:00:16,330 --> 00:00:19,060 Do you want me to let you cross the border? 5 00:00:19,132 --> 00:00:21,726 S�, Officer. 6 00:00:21,802 --> 00:00:25,329 l'll do anything to see my wife and children. 7 00:00:25,405 --> 00:00:27,134 Anything? 8 00:00:27,207 --> 00:00:30,267 Yes, Mr. Border Patrol... 9 00:00:30,344 --> 00:00:32,608 Anything. 10 00:00:32,679 --> 00:00:34,306 We'll, then.. 11 00:00:34,381 --> 00:00:38,112 let's just see how good a cocksucker you are. 12 00:00:38,185 --> 00:00:40,983 But, l'm a married man. 13 00:00:41,054 --> 00:00:42,612 And now you're on my land. 14 00:00:42,689 --> 00:00:44,418 So, if y ou want to stay in the good ol' United States, 15 00:00:44,491 --> 00:00:47,654 you better start lickin' my huevos. 16 00:00:47,728 --> 00:00:49,958 [zipper opens] 17 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:52,123 There you go. 18 00:00:53,867 --> 00:00:57,860 Hmm... Just lik e that... 19 00:01:00,774 --> 00:01:03,743 Daddy likes that... 20 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:06,244 There you go... 21 00:01:08,782 --> 00:01:11,717 Nice... 22 00:01:12,953 --> 00:01:14,318 [knocking on door] 23 00:01:14,388 --> 00:01:16,322 - Dieguito? - Oh, shit! 24 00:01:17,858 --> 00:01:20,827 What's all that noise? Are you okay? 25 00:01:20,894 --> 00:01:22,657 Hello? Diego? 26 00:01:22,729 --> 00:01:24,390 You said your grandmother was a heavy sleeper. 27 00:01:24,464 --> 00:01:26,523 Get the music! 28 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,862 [music plays] 29 00:01:27,934 --> 00:01:29,868 Answer me. Are you okay? 30 00:01:34,474 --> 00:01:36,339 You're still here? 31 00:01:36,410 --> 00:01:39,345 Pablo and l were watching a show about-- 32 00:01:39,413 --> 00:01:41,847 lllegal immigrants. 33 00:01:41,915 --> 00:01:45,749 lt's really humiliating the way the border patrol 34 00:01:45,819 --> 00:01:47,684 treat those people. 35 00:01:47,754 --> 00:01:49,688 True, true. 36 00:01:51,558 --> 00:01:53,526 lt's late. 37 00:01:53,593 --> 00:01:57,324 Remember we have a long day tomorrow. 38 00:01:58,565 --> 00:02:00,157 Well, goodnight, Do�a Sara. 39 00:02:00,233 --> 00:02:01,757 Good night. 40 00:02:10,410 --> 00:02:14,642 [DJ announces in Spanish] 41 00:02:39,706 --> 00:02:41,503 Will you slow down? 42 00:02:41,575 --> 00:02:43,736 Our employees can do that. 43 00:02:45,412 --> 00:02:47,437 You know... 44 00:02:47,514 --> 00:02:50,574 this place is going to be yours some day. 45 00:02:53,053 --> 00:02:55,817 The thing is l've been thinking about leaving LA 46 00:02:55,889 --> 00:02:58,858 and maybe opening my own restaurant. 47 00:02:58,925 --> 00:03:00,950 And what's wrong with this place? 48 00:03:01,027 --> 00:03:02,392 Abue la... 49 00:03:02,462 --> 00:03:05,124 l went to Culinary Academy. C'mon. 50 00:03:05,198 --> 00:03:07,029 l know. 51 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,466 l paid for it. 52 00:03:09,536 --> 00:03:10,764 And? 53 00:03:10,837 --> 00:03:14,068 l need to get out of here... 54 00:03:14,140 --> 00:03:17,473 Make a name for myself. 55 00:03:17,544 --> 00:03:21,708 How could you think of leaving? 56 00:03:21,781 --> 00:03:24,841 There are so many memories here. 57 00:03:24,918 --> 00:03:29,048 You were toilet trained in that kitchen. 58 00:03:29,122 --> 00:03:33,081 Your mother and father - que en paz descansen - 59 00:03:33,159 --> 00:03:37,152 they had their last meal at that table. 60 00:03:37,230 --> 00:03:38,595 [door opens] 61 00:03:38,665 --> 00:03:41,691 Buenos d�as. Are y ou open for business? 62 00:03:41,768 --> 00:03:43,759 Pues claro que s�. 63 00:03:51,511 --> 00:03:53,843 Wow... You look great. 64 00:03:55,916 --> 00:03:57,781 l'll have a beer. 65 00:03:59,119 --> 00:04:01,644 [Ranchero music plays] 66 00:04:03,456 --> 00:04:05,151 You're burning the enchiladas, idiota. 67 00:04:05,225 --> 00:04:06,749 Where's 56? l need 56. 68 00:04:06,826 --> 00:04:08,123 56? 69 00:04:08,194 --> 00:04:11,357 Two grilled burritos, with no beans, no rice, 70 00:04:11,431 --> 00:04:13,228 no guacamole and mild salsa. 71 00:04:13,300 --> 00:04:15,200 What kind of a wimp ordered that? 72 00:04:16,336 --> 00:04:17,769 And just because l danced with him, 73 00:04:17,837 --> 00:04:19,134 he kept chasing me around the club. 74 00:04:19,205 --> 00:04:20,968 Oh, thanks, Diego. 75 00:04:21,041 --> 00:04:24,033 Anyway, this guy from the club will not leave me alone. 76 00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:26,578 l think he's falling in love with me-- 77 00:04:26,646 --> 00:04:28,739 (Diego ) Who ordered chimichangas, extra cheese? 78 00:04:31,484 --> 00:04:33,452 Diego, these are my friends - 79 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,215 Xotchil and Jasmine. 80 00:04:35,288 --> 00:04:36,778 - Hi. - Pleasure to meet you. 81 00:04:36,856 --> 00:04:38,915 Tiffany, table seven needs a diet Coke and two Millers. 82 00:04:38,992 --> 00:04:40,619 S�, jefe. 83 00:04:40,694 --> 00:04:42,252 Girl, he's so gorgeous. 84 00:04:42,329 --> 00:04:44,923 Did you see his butt? Did you see how jealous he was? 85 00:04:44,998 --> 00:04:47,262 l swear, he wants me. 86 00:04:49,836 --> 00:04:53,397 House prices in the ne ighborhood are going through the roof. 87 00:04:53,473 --> 00:04:56,738 Just look at the size of this room. 88 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:59,278 lt is the perfect family room. 89 00:04:59,346 --> 00:05:02,474 Your loved ones can gather around here, play games, 90 00:05:02,549 --> 00:05:05,746 watch TV, sit by the fireplace... 91 00:05:05,819 --> 00:05:06,786 Perfect. 92 00:05:06,853 --> 00:05:08,821 How many kids did you say you have? 93 00:05:08,888 --> 00:05:11,652 Just two. They're twins. 94 00:05:14,828 --> 00:05:18,025 So, what brings you and your wife 95 00:05:18,098 --> 00:05:20,066 to sunny Southern California. 96 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:21,760 My wife and l divorced. 97 00:05:21,835 --> 00:05:24,235 Sorry to hear that. 98 00:05:24,304 --> 00:05:26,829 l'm sure y ou'll find a nice girl though. 99 00:05:26,906 --> 00:05:30,569 You're young, handsome... 100 00:05:30,644 --> 00:05:33,044 in great shape. 101 00:05:33,113 --> 00:05:34,705 Do you work out? 102 00:05:34,781 --> 00:05:37,443 That's from carrying the kids around. 103 00:05:37,517 --> 00:05:40,611 Do you ever spank your children? 104 00:05:40,687 --> 00:05:43,383 lt depends if they misbehave. 105 00:05:43,456 --> 00:05:47,153 So, you're a stern little papi. 106 00:05:47,227 --> 00:05:50,458 We ll...children need discipline. 107 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:52,020 Not just children. 108 00:05:52,098 --> 00:05:53,588 ls that right? 109 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:54,827 That's right... 110 00:05:54,901 --> 00:05:58,962 So...what kind of a place are you looking for? 111 00:05:59,039 --> 00:06:01,098 l don't care... 112 00:06:01,174 --> 00:06:03,369 As long as it's far away from here. 113 00:06:03,443 --> 00:06:05,468 l just want to get out so we can be together. 114 00:06:05,545 --> 00:06:07,604 What about the twins? 115 00:06:07,681 --> 00:06:09,478 Enough of the role playing. 116 00:06:09,549 --> 00:06:12,017 Enough. l'm talking about us. 117 00:06:12,085 --> 00:06:13,609 We've been together for over a year. 118 00:06:13,687 --> 00:06:15,416 Don't you want us to be a couple? 119 00:06:15,488 --> 00:06:18,355 What? A couple of fags? 120 00:06:20,226 --> 00:06:22,251 l'm okay with that. 121 00:06:22,328 --> 00:06:24,125 Pablo, l don't know where y ou live. 122 00:06:24,197 --> 00:06:25,494 l haven't met your family-- 123 00:06:25,565 --> 00:06:27,499 Diego! 124 00:06:31,604 --> 00:06:36,041 l care about you, but look... 125 00:06:36,109 --> 00:06:41,274 but l need to keep my personal life low ''pro.'' 126 00:06:41,347 --> 00:06:45,443 - l'm getting tired of this. - We ll, l'm not. 127 00:06:49,622 --> 00:06:55,993 l'll ne v er get tired of y ou, my stern little papi. 128 00:06:56,062 --> 00:06:58,428 You sure about that? 129 00:06:58,498 --> 00:07:00,193 Yeah, l'm sure. 130 00:07:00,266 --> 00:07:01,824 Sure? 131 00:07:01,901 --> 00:07:04,096 That's what l said. 132 00:07:05,572 --> 00:07:08,507 Okay...you're gonna hav e to proveit. 133 00:07:08,575 --> 00:07:10,634 You're gonna discipline me? 134 00:07:10,710 --> 00:07:13,201 You don't know what l'd do to do to you, Mr. Real Estate. 135 00:07:13,279 --> 00:07:15,747 l didn't sell any houses last week. 136 00:07:15,815 --> 00:07:18,181 l need to be disciplined. 137 00:07:18,251 --> 00:07:20,219 Come on, take it off me. 138 00:07:24,157 --> 00:07:26,182 ( Sara ) Diego? 139 00:07:26,259 --> 00:07:29,092 About time - l was getting worried. 140 00:07:31,064 --> 00:07:32,497 Sorry. 141 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:35,494 Coffee at this hour? 142 00:07:35,568 --> 00:07:37,399 We have a guest. 143 00:07:37,470 --> 00:07:39,802 ( female ) ls that Diego? 144 00:07:43,076 --> 00:07:45,101 Aunt Blanca? 145 00:07:45,178 --> 00:07:46,873 What is she doing here? 146 00:07:46,946 --> 00:07:48,243 What do you think? 147 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:52,784 Diego... 148 00:07:52,852 --> 00:07:54,080 Hi. 149 00:07:54,154 --> 00:07:56,179 Hey, Blanca. 150 00:07:56,256 --> 00:07:58,315 lt's Bianca. 151 00:07:58,391 --> 00:08:00,518 Remember l changed my name? 152 00:08:00,593 --> 00:08:03,994 Blanca just sounded so barrio. 153 00:08:04,063 --> 00:08:07,157 So did you guys notice? l've lost ten pounds. 154 00:08:07,233 --> 00:08:08,700 You look great. 155 00:08:08,768 --> 00:08:10,633 Honey, are you sure you want coffee at this hour? 156 00:08:10,703 --> 00:08:12,102 lt's almost midnight. 157 00:08:12,172 --> 00:08:14,640 Yes, mami, but it's eight in the morning in France. 158 00:08:14,707 --> 00:08:16,504 l'm still on Monaco time. 159 00:08:16,576 --> 00:08:18,009 l'm going to bed-- 160 00:08:18,077 --> 00:08:21,046 No! Wait! l got gifts ! 161 00:08:21,114 --> 00:08:22,604 ''Monaco time?'' 162 00:08:22,682 --> 00:08:25,549 While you and l slave away at the restaurant? 163 00:08:25,618 --> 00:08:27,552 Monaco time? 164 00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:31,985 How much money does she want this time? 165 00:08:32,058 --> 00:08:33,889 l'll tell you after l see the gifts. 166 00:08:38,431 --> 00:08:41,628 Ah, it's beautiful. 167 00:08:41,701 --> 00:08:42,929 Tada ! 168 00:08:43,002 --> 00:08:45,095 All French women wear scarves. 169 00:08:45,171 --> 00:08:47,139 Gracias. 170 00:08:48,074 --> 00:08:50,099 Oh, my God, mami ! 171 00:08:50,176 --> 00:08:52,838 You look like Princess Caroline. 172 00:08:55,615 --> 00:08:57,173 Ten thousand. 173 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,480 And these are for you ! 174 00:08:59,552 --> 00:09:01,247 l got them in Munich. 175 00:09:01,321 --> 00:09:03,255 Aren't those for girls? 176 00:09:03,323 --> 00:09:05,120 Well... 177 00:09:07,327 --> 00:09:11,024 l'm so tired from Cannes. 178 00:09:11,097 --> 00:09:12,428 Did l tell you? 179 00:09:12,498 --> 00:09:14,625 l am working as a party planner. 180 00:09:14,701 --> 00:09:16,566 lt is so much fun. 181 00:09:16,636 --> 00:09:19,104 Although European royalty can be so boring. 182 00:09:19,172 --> 00:09:20,969 And so expensive. 183 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,634 Remember Count Von Bisquit? 184 00:09:27,313 --> 00:09:29,747 Von Bismark. 185 00:09:29,816 --> 00:09:32,080 Do y ou know that if wasn't for me 186 00:09:32,151 --> 00:09:34,244 he would have never regained his castle? 187 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:36,117 You did it at your mother's expense. 188 00:09:36,189 --> 00:09:38,054 lt cost her $ 2 0,000. 189 00:09:38,124 --> 00:09:39,853 Don't remind me. 190 00:09:39,926 --> 00:09:42,394 Why did y ou have to tell him? 191 00:09:42,462 --> 00:09:45,022 Do you think l'm blind, Bianca? 192 00:09:45,098 --> 00:09:47,430 Your mother and l work our asses off at the restaurant 193 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,195 so you can go parading around-- 194 00:09:49,269 --> 00:09:50,930 Diego, por favor. 195 00:09:55,575 --> 00:09:57,907 Baby, no. 196 00:09:59,946 --> 00:10:01,846 You're too good for that gigolo. 197 00:10:01,915 --> 00:10:03,712 That's the truth. 198 00:10:03,783 --> 00:10:07,344 l tried so hard to make that work. 199 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:09,411 l gave him two years of my life. 200 00:10:09,489 --> 00:10:11,423 And $ 20,000. 201 00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:15,257 l promise y ou you'll get through this. 202 00:10:15,328 --> 00:10:18,627 You have your family. And we love you. 203 00:10:18,698 --> 00:10:20,666 Right, Diego? 204 00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:22,428 Right. 205 00:10:24,304 --> 00:10:26,033 [Latin music pla ys] 206 00:10:26,105 --> 00:10:28,369 ( male ) Dear Editor of El D�a: 207 00:10:28,441 --> 00:10:32,537 l ha v e liv ed in this neighborhood since 1954. 208 00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:36,742 This neighborhood has been my home and my refuge. 209 00:10:36,816 --> 00:10:42,083 And now white homos are snatching up our houses, 210 00:10:42,155 --> 00:10:44,919 hiking up our property taxes and forcing us 211 00:10:44,991 --> 00:10:48,950 poor Latinos out of our own homes. 212 00:10:49,028 --> 00:10:52,429 l warn y ou: lf we don't put a stop 213 00:10:52,498 --> 00:10:55,433 to these degenerates, we'll wind up 214 00:10:55,501 --> 00:10:58,959 doing their y ards and cleaning their houses. 215 00:10:59,038 --> 00:11:02,235 We must get rid of this before they take what is - 216 00:11:02,308 --> 00:11:07,678 and shall continue to be - our precious neighborhood. 217 00:11:07,747 --> 00:11:09,840 Sincerely, 218 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:13,147 Rogelio Armando Robles. 219 00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,485 Good boy, Bimbo. 220 00:11:16,556 --> 00:11:18,581 Good boy! 221 00:11:19,225 --> 00:11:21,284 Hey, l saw that! 222 00:11:21,361 --> 00:11:22,555 Pick it up! 223 00:11:22,628 --> 00:11:24,994 How would y ou like it if l took a shit in front of your house? 224 00:11:25,064 --> 00:11:28,625 Sorry. Me no speak English. 225 00:11:28,701 --> 00:11:29,725 Well, in that case, 226 00:11:29,802 --> 00:11:31,292 Go fuck yourself and your dog ! 227 00:11:31,371 --> 00:11:34,397 You go fuck yourself, you faggot! 228 00:11:34,474 --> 00:11:36,465 Fuck you, you old Mexican ! 229 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,567 - What the hell is going on? - Look at that! 230 00:11:38,644 --> 00:11:40,475 A dog took a shit! So what? 231 00:11:40,546 --> 00:11:42,070 His dog ! Call the police ! 232 00:11:42,148 --> 00:11:43,410 And tell them what? 233 00:11:43,483 --> 00:11:45,314 ln West Hollywood you can get arrested 234 00:11:45,385 --> 00:11:46,875 for not curbing your dog ! 235 00:11:46,953 --> 00:11:48,944 Jonathan, this is not West Hollywood. 236 00:11:49,022 --> 00:11:50,421 Think of it as fertilizer. 237 00:11:50,490 --> 00:11:52,117 Just pick up the mess ! 238 00:11:52,191 --> 00:11:54,182 l'm calling the cops. 239 00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:04,293 This is a pretty strong letter, Don Rogelio. 240 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,736 Gays are people too. 241 00:12:06,806 --> 00:12:08,239 The hell they are. 242 00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:10,275 Speed it up, we open in five. 243 00:12:10,343 --> 00:12:12,641 Whatever you say, my jefecito. 244 00:12:12,712 --> 00:12:14,270 [door opens] 245 00:12:14,347 --> 00:12:16,315 l'm sorry, you have to leave. 246 00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:18,850 We're not open yet. 247 00:12:18,918 --> 00:12:21,751 Relax, honey. l own this place. 248 00:12:24,023 --> 00:12:27,550 Did you see the letter one of our employees wrote? 249 00:12:27,627 --> 00:12:28,924 l don't have time. 250 00:12:28,995 --> 00:12:30,895 Well, you better make time. 251 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,461 Who's that talking to Diego? 252 00:12:36,536 --> 00:12:39,061 That's his Aunt Blanca. 253 00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:41,601 Blanca... 254 00:12:41,674 --> 00:12:45,576 what the hell have you done to your eyes? 255 00:12:45,645 --> 00:12:47,476 They're blue ! 256 00:12:47,547 --> 00:12:49,811 Don't you talk to me, you bigot. 257 00:12:52,952 --> 00:12:55,716 We can't let those homos move here. 258 00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,855 They set a bad example to our community. 259 00:13:01,928 --> 00:13:04,863 And alcoholic, womanizing men like you, don't? 260 00:13:07,767 --> 00:13:09,564 We need to pray for them. 261 00:13:09,635 --> 00:13:13,036 Yes, pray that they burn in he ll ! 262 00:13:13,106 --> 00:13:17,304 How can you say that? You idiot! 263 00:13:17,376 --> 00:13:19,901 Can't you see that my nephew is gay? 264 00:13:22,949 --> 00:13:25,611 Let go of me ! Let go! 265 00:13:25,685 --> 00:13:26,913 You know what? 266 00:13:26,986 --> 00:13:29,614 - You should be thanking me. - That was my secret! 267 00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:30,951 How would you like it if l told them 268 00:13:31,023 --> 00:13:32,251 you've been in an orgy? 269 00:13:32,325 --> 00:13:34,350 A four-way is not an orgy! 270 00:13:34,427 --> 00:13:36,327 And besides, what's wrong with being gay? 271 00:13:36,395 --> 00:13:38,090 Are you kidding? 272 00:13:38,164 --> 00:13:39,392 How can you even be asking me that - 273 00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:40,693 in this neighborhood? 274 00:13:40,766 --> 00:13:43,200 - Oh, screw them. - You probably have. 275 00:13:43,269 --> 00:13:45,328 That's it! l'm out of here ! 276 00:13:45,404 --> 00:13:46,530 Go ahead ! 277 00:13:46,606 --> 00:13:48,665 Run ! lt's what you always do. 278 00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:51,403 You come here, stir the shit up, and l get stuck with the mess ! 279 00:13:51,477 --> 00:13:53,809 You sure he never tried to touch you? 280 00:13:56,549 --> 00:13:58,983 Tiffany, are your tables set? 281 00:14:02,121 --> 00:14:04,089 What's today's special? 282 00:14:04,157 --> 00:14:05,886 Queer-sadillas ! 283 00:14:09,695 --> 00:14:10,923 Pablo, l need to talk to you. 284 00:14:10,997 --> 00:14:11,964 Not now! 285 00:14:12,031 --> 00:14:13,521 Diego-- 286 00:14:13,599 --> 00:14:15,897 Pablo Morales? 287 00:14:15,968 --> 00:14:18,163 Blanca Campos? 288 00:14:18,237 --> 00:14:20,262 lt's Bianca now. 289 00:14:20,339 --> 00:14:23,934 l have not seen you since high school. 290 00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:25,875 Looks like you're doing we ll. 291 00:14:25,945 --> 00:14:27,344 Well, l was just voted 292 00:14:27,413 --> 00:14:30,075 Number One Latino Realtor in Southern California. 293 00:14:30,149 --> 00:14:31,707 Tr�s impressive ! 294 00:14:31,784 --> 00:14:34,048 Oui ! Oui ! 295 00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:39,652 Well, you must join me for lunch. 296 00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:42,091 l'm sorry, it's gonna have to be dinner. 297 00:14:42,161 --> 00:14:44,857 l'm still on Monaco Time. 298 00:15:03,649 --> 00:15:05,048 Get in. 299 00:15:06,986 --> 00:15:08,715 What the fuck is wrong with you? 300 00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:10,255 You should have denied it. 301 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:12,223 Why? 302 00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,623 Because you don't want to be seen with a fag? 303 00:15:15,661 --> 00:15:17,424 l'm trying to protect you. 304 00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:18,963 That's bullshit. 305 00:15:19,031 --> 00:15:21,431 All you care about is yourself and your reputation. 306 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:25,129 My reputation is very important to me. 307 00:15:25,204 --> 00:15:27,138 This is my turf. 308 00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:30,607 And nobody's gonna fuck it up! 309 00:15:30,676 --> 00:15:32,906 You can sell houses anywhere. 310 00:15:32,979 --> 00:15:35,641 We can go wherever you want. l don't care. 311 00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:38,616 We? There's no ''we'' here. 312 00:15:38,684 --> 00:15:39,844 How can you say that? 313 00:15:39,919 --> 00:15:41,580 We've been going out for over a year. 314 00:15:41,654 --> 00:15:43,349 Diego, we hook up once in a while. 315 00:15:43,422 --> 00:15:44,980 End of story. 316 00:15:45,057 --> 00:15:46,888 That's it? 317 00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:49,894 Yeah, that's it. 318 00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:57,660 And it's over. 319 00:15:59,572 --> 00:16:01,836 After all that we've been through? 320 00:16:01,907 --> 00:16:06,071 You just can't break up with me. 321 00:16:08,514 --> 00:16:11,381 Pablo... 322 00:16:13,019 --> 00:16:16,455 l love you... 323 00:16:16,522 --> 00:16:18,649 l do. 324 00:16:24,263 --> 00:16:26,857 Listen to you... 325 00:16:26,932 --> 00:16:29,526 You're starting to sound like a woman. 326 00:16:31,437 --> 00:16:32,961 [doors unlock] 327 00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:36,393 There you are. 328 00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:38,266 l made some enchiladas for the new neighbors. 329 00:17:38,337 --> 00:17:40,532 You should take them over before they get cold. 330 00:17:41,374 --> 00:17:43,342 l'll do it tomorrow. 331 00:17:43,409 --> 00:17:45,843 Tomorrow you're taking me to the airport. 332 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,240 Abue la, l have to talk to you. 333 00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:53,012 l stopped by the restaurant. Everybody seemed upset. 334 00:17:53,085 --> 00:17:54,643 Are y ou okay? 335 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:57,587 There's just something l have to tell you. 336 00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:10,301 Diego...whatever you have to tell me, 337 00:18:10,369 --> 00:18:13,770 just know that l will always love you. 338 00:18:13,839 --> 00:18:15,067 Okay? 339 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:21,245 l'll run the restaurant while you're on vacation. 340 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:26,084 But as soon as you get back, l'm lea ving. 341 00:18:30,289 --> 00:18:32,883 You should take some time off. 342 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:35,358 Take a month off like l'm doing. 343 00:18:35,428 --> 00:18:37,862 l'm not talking about a vacation. 344 00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:45,767 l knew this day would come. 345 00:18:45,838 --> 00:18:49,296 l just didn't think it would be so soon. 346 00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:52,708 Come on, grandma. l'm almost 30. 347 00:18:52,778 --> 00:18:54,211 You've never lived alone. 348 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:57,340 You've never had another job. You don't have any friends-- 349 00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:59,213 l'll be fine... 350 00:18:59,285 --> 00:19:01,150 Okay? l'll be fine. 351 00:19:05,257 --> 00:19:07,782 Well, y ou make sure you train Bianca while l'm gone 352 00:19:07,860 --> 00:19:10,454 because she's gonna have to take over. 353 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:17,166 l'll train her. 354 00:19:18,671 --> 00:19:21,299 The enchiladas are getting cold. 355 00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:26,910 So you're okay? 356 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:33,311 My flight leaves at seven, so just make sure... 357 00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:36,616 Don't stay up too late. 358 00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:45,259 [doorbell rings] 359 00:19:47,199 --> 00:19:49,224 Hi. 360 00:19:49,301 --> 00:19:53,704 Hi...l'm your neighbor. 361 00:19:53,772 --> 00:19:55,535 Diego Campos. 362 00:19:55,608 --> 00:19:57,405 My grandmother made some enchiladas. 363 00:19:57,476 --> 00:19:58,966 Thank you. 364 00:19:59,044 --> 00:20:01,103 Wesley Anderson. 365 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,876 - Good to meet you. - You wanna come in? 366 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:06,249 Sure. 367 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:14,623 Sorry, it's a bit of a mess. We're painting. 368 00:20:14,693 --> 00:20:17,753 lt looks great. 369 00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:19,092 ( male ) Wes ! 370 00:20:19,164 --> 00:20:20,461 ln a minute. 371 00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:22,262 Can l get you something to drink? 372 00:20:22,334 --> 00:20:25,030 Water? Paint thinner? 373 00:20:25,104 --> 00:20:28,096 l didn't know you sent out for Mexican food. 374 00:20:28,173 --> 00:20:31,040 This is Diego Campos, our neighbor. 375 00:20:31,110 --> 00:20:33,840 l'm Jonathan Webber, Wesley's partner. 376 00:20:33,913 --> 00:20:36,814 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 377 00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:39,749 So is there a Mrs. Campos? 378 00:20:39,818 --> 00:20:42,616 We ll, my grandmother. 379 00:20:42,688 --> 00:20:44,713 But every one calls her Sara. 380 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:46,917 l've never been married. 381 00:20:46,992 --> 00:20:49,051 We ll, do you have a girlfriend? 382 00:20:49,128 --> 00:20:50,322 No. 383 00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:52,023 Never been married, doesn't have a girlfriend, 384 00:20:52,097 --> 00:20:53,359 lives with his grandmother - 385 00:20:53,432 --> 00:20:55,024 The plot thickens. 386 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,728 Do you live with your parents? 387 00:20:57,803 --> 00:20:59,668 No, my parents died. 388 00:20:59,738 --> 00:21:02,468 l'm sorry. 389 00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:04,975 Was it gang-related? 390 00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:11,339 No, they were killed by a drunk driver. 391 00:21:11,417 --> 00:21:14,079 An old white guy. 392 00:21:16,221 --> 00:21:20,521 We ll, on that note... lt was nice to meet you. 393 00:21:20,593 --> 00:21:22,185 Like wise. 394 00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:26,662 l should probably get going. 395 00:21:26,732 --> 00:21:29,724 Thank you very much. 396 00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:35,196 We're having a small get together this Friday night. 397 00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:37,174 Why don't you stop by? 398 00:21:37,242 --> 00:21:39,369 This Friday? 399 00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:41,276 Okay. 400 00:21:41,347 --> 00:21:42,939 Oh, wait. 401 00:21:43,015 --> 00:21:47,076 l can't. l have a lot of things to do. 402 00:21:47,152 --> 00:21:51,612 We ll, if y ou stop being busy, drop by. 403 00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:53,590 lt's a short drive. 404 00:21:53,659 --> 00:21:56,526 Thanks. Enjoy. 405 00:22:07,406 --> 00:22:09,397 Why aren't you going to your neighbors' party? 406 00:22:09,475 --> 00:22:11,943 Maybe they can fix you up with a cute friend. 407 00:22:12,011 --> 00:22:14,172 l don't want to meet anybody. l'm leaving in a month. 408 00:22:14,246 --> 00:22:15,543 A month? 409 00:22:15,614 --> 00:22:17,912 That's like ten years in the gay life ! 410 00:22:17,983 --> 00:22:20,383 You have plenty of time to meet someone, move in, 411 00:22:20,452 --> 00:22:21,885 adopt a crack baby-- 412 00:22:21,954 --> 00:22:23,216 [doorbell rings] 413 00:22:23,288 --> 00:22:24,277 That's my date. 414 00:22:24,356 --> 00:22:26,290 Please open the door so l can make my entrance. 415 00:22:26,358 --> 00:22:28,223 What? 416 00:22:29,528 --> 00:22:31,553 Open the fucking door! 417 00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:33,564 (Diego ) l'm not your damn maid ! 418 00:22:35,734 --> 00:22:36,996 Pablo! 419 00:22:37,069 --> 00:22:39,003 What's up, man? 420 00:22:39,905 --> 00:22:42,465 Where's Bianca? 421 00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:45,533 You're taking her out? 422 00:22:45,611 --> 00:22:48,375 What's your problem? 423 00:22:48,447 --> 00:22:50,415 She's my Aunt! 424 00:22:50,482 --> 00:22:52,347 You and l... 425 00:22:52,418 --> 00:22:54,283 l'm gonna tell her. 426 00:22:54,353 --> 00:22:56,617 You're not telling her shit. 427 00:22:56,689 --> 00:22:59,988 There's nothing between us. 428 00:23:00,059 --> 00:23:01,890 Diego, l'm straight. 429 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,588 You're kidding, right? 430 00:23:04,663 --> 00:23:08,724 lt was just a phase. And l'm over it. 431 00:23:08,801 --> 00:23:11,599 The truth of the matter is... 432 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:13,331 l love pussy. 433 00:23:15,074 --> 00:23:17,907 Paolo, mi caro. 434 00:23:17,976 --> 00:23:25,348 Bianca... �est�s be ll�s ima ! 435 00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:29,080 l made dinner reservations at a romantic ltalian restaurant. 436 00:23:29,154 --> 00:23:32,715 �Yo adoro lo ltaliano! 437 00:23:32,791 --> 00:23:34,554 Ciao, Diego. 438 00:23:48,107 --> 00:23:52,544 [techno music plays] 439 00:24:55,674 --> 00:24:57,266 Hola ! 440 00:24:58,977 --> 00:25:00,968 Ever wonder why kitchens are the first place 441 00:25:01,046 --> 00:25:04,607 people gravitate to when they first get to a party? 442 00:25:04,683 --> 00:25:07,151 ls it the warmth? 443 00:25:07,219 --> 00:25:10,188 ls it the chips and salsa? 444 00:25:10,255 --> 00:25:12,189 Or is it the liquor? 445 00:25:13,492 --> 00:25:16,017 l'm Lowell, Jonathan's boss. 446 00:25:17,896 --> 00:25:20,558 You just grabbed my ass. 447 00:25:20,632 --> 00:25:22,224 Excuse me? 448 00:25:22,301 --> 00:25:25,236 You just walked up to me and grabbed my ass. 449 00:25:25,304 --> 00:25:26,931 Oh, lighten up. 450 00:25:27,005 --> 00:25:28,996 lt's just a party. 451 00:25:35,447 --> 00:25:36,880 Hey, you made it. 452 00:25:41,186 --> 00:25:43,381 lf you don't mind me asking, 453 00:25:43,455 --> 00:25:48,916 how long have you and Jonathan been together? 454 00:25:48,994 --> 00:25:50,586 Two years. 455 00:25:50,662 --> 00:25:52,289 Where did y ou guys meet? 456 00:25:52,364 --> 00:25:54,355 At a White Party. 457 00:25:54,433 --> 00:25:56,458 Oh, like the one inside? 458 00:25:56,535 --> 00:25:58,127 No. 459 00:25:58,203 --> 00:26:01,172 At a circuit parties where everybody wears white. 460 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,572 Jonathan was wearing these blue overalls. 461 00:26:03,642 --> 00:26:05,507 He looked so cute. 462 00:26:05,577 --> 00:26:07,772 He'd just gotten off the bus. 463 00:26:07,846 --> 00:26:09,040 From where? 464 00:26:09,114 --> 00:26:11,309 Pascagula, Mississippi. 465 00:26:11,383 --> 00:26:13,408 The Cabbage Capital of the World. 466 00:26:13,485 --> 00:26:16,545 So, is this, like, your first relationship? 467 00:26:16,622 --> 00:26:18,522 You ask a lot of questions. 468 00:26:18,590 --> 00:26:20,888 l know. l'm sorry-- 469 00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:24,520 So, how come you're still unattached? 470 00:26:24,596 --> 00:26:30,501 l've been...seeing someone for the last year. 471 00:26:30,569 --> 00:26:35,302 You should have brought...him. 472 00:26:35,374 --> 00:26:37,706 lt's a him, right? 473 00:26:43,315 --> 00:26:44,782 Yeah... 474 00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:47,944 Yeah, it's a him. 475 00:26:50,122 --> 00:26:54,183 Thing is we broke up though. 476 00:26:54,259 --> 00:26:57,695 But l'm cool about it. 477 00:26:59,264 --> 00:27:03,257 He and l didn't have much in common. 478 00:27:03,335 --> 00:27:06,361 We...liked different things. 479 00:27:11,009 --> 00:27:13,705 He liked cats. 480 00:27:13,779 --> 00:27:15,007 Wesley! 481 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,571 Don't forget there's a party going on inside. 482 00:27:20,619 --> 00:27:22,917 Come on, let's head back. 483 00:27:22,988 --> 00:27:24,285 l can't. 484 00:27:24,356 --> 00:27:25,948 l have an early day tomorrow. 485 00:27:26,024 --> 00:27:28,390 lt was nice talking to y ou. 486 00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:30,826 You too. 487 00:27:30,896 --> 00:27:33,057 Thanks for the water. 488 00:27:38,170 --> 00:27:40,104 You were supposed to be at the restaurant this morning. 489 00:27:40,172 --> 00:27:42,333 l'm sorry. loverslept. 490 00:27:42,407 --> 00:27:44,272 lt's the jetlag. ls dinner ready? 491 00:27:44,343 --> 00:27:46,140 - You mean, breakfast? - Breakfast? 492 00:27:46,211 --> 00:27:48,679 Yeah, aren't you still on Monaco time? 493 00:27:53,018 --> 00:27:54,883 Rosas ! 494 00:28:01,326 --> 00:28:04,193 Pablo is such a gentleman. 495 00:28:04,262 --> 00:28:06,025 l don't want to jinx it, 496 00:28:06,098 --> 00:28:08,396 but l think l've found ''the one.'' 497 00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:09,798 Shut the hell up! 498 00:28:09,868 --> 00:28:11,165 You'v e gone out with him once. 499 00:28:11,236 --> 00:28:13,670 Diego, when it's right, you just know. 500 00:28:16,241 --> 00:28:18,835 Did you ask him about his last relationship? 501 00:28:21,213 --> 00:28:22,737 He's never been married, you know. 502 00:28:22,814 --> 00:28:25,339 So? Neither have l. 503 00:28:27,452 --> 00:28:29,920 There's something you should know about him. 504 00:28:29,988 --> 00:28:32,456 l've, uh... 505 00:28:32,524 --> 00:28:36,119 l've heard...he's been with other men. 506 00:28:40,265 --> 00:28:42,062 We ll, big fuckin' deal ! 507 00:28:42,134 --> 00:28:43,829 l'v e been with women. 508 00:28:43,902 --> 00:28:46,496 A Swedish model - lngegerd. 509 00:28:46,571 --> 00:28:49,699 But please, don't you tell mami. 510 00:28:49,775 --> 00:28:50,901 [doorbell rings] 511 00:28:50,976 --> 00:28:52,238 Oh, my God ! 512 00:28:52,310 --> 00:28:53,937 Look at me ! What if it's him? 513 00:28:54,012 --> 00:28:56,139 - Go get it. - l don't want to get it. 514 00:28:56,214 --> 00:28:58,478 This is horseshit. 515 00:29:03,355 --> 00:29:06,017 - Wesley. - Hey. 516 00:29:06,091 --> 00:29:07,752 Buenas noches. 517 00:29:07,826 --> 00:29:09,657 Come in. 518 00:29:10,996 --> 00:29:12,554 This is great. 519 00:29:12,631 --> 00:29:15,031 Tell your grandmother: Muy buenas enchiladas. 520 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:16,465 Absolutely. 521 00:29:16,535 --> 00:29:18,696 - Would you like some wine? - No, thanks. 522 00:29:18,770 --> 00:29:20,431 Beer, scotch, tequila... 523 00:29:20,505 --> 00:29:21,836 You name it, we've got it. 524 00:29:21,907 --> 00:29:23,534 l don't drink alcohol. 525 00:29:23,608 --> 00:29:24,734 Okay-- 526 00:29:24,810 --> 00:29:26,607 No, no. 527 00:29:26,678 --> 00:29:29,613 Old picture. Don't have my front teeth. 528 00:29:30,515 --> 00:29:32,210 Why don't you join me for dinner? 529 00:29:32,284 --> 00:29:34,650 l don't want to impose. 530 00:29:34,719 --> 00:29:36,914 You're not imposing. 531 00:29:36,988 --> 00:29:38,512 l know you weren't expecting me. 532 00:29:38,590 --> 00:29:40,353 No, stay. lt's no bother. 533 00:29:40,425 --> 00:29:41,653 You sure l won't be a bother? 534 00:29:41,726 --> 00:29:44,286 (Bianca ) Oh, stay already. 535 00:29:44,362 --> 00:29:46,125 Who's that? 536 00:29:46,198 --> 00:29:48,598 That's my crazy aunt. 537 00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:50,567 We keep her locked up. 538 00:29:52,504 --> 00:29:55,064 lt's my dream restaurant. 539 00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:57,802 l've been working on it for years. 540 00:29:57,876 --> 00:29:59,673 So if you laugh, l'll kill you. 541 00:29:59,744 --> 00:30:01,905 Come on, let's see it. 542 00:30:01,980 --> 00:30:03,572 Let me show you the menu. 543 00:30:07,252 --> 00:30:09,186 Wow! 544 00:30:09,254 --> 00:30:10,812 You're really talented. 545 00:30:10,889 --> 00:30:12,754 Have you shown this to investors? 546 00:30:12,824 --> 00:30:16,487 No, nobody's seen it but you. 547 00:30:18,430 --> 00:30:22,127 l'm...opening my own restaurant. 548 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,792 Give me five years. 549 00:30:23,869 --> 00:30:26,030 Five years? Why wait? 550 00:30:26,104 --> 00:30:29,039 You have the menu, the design - you obviously have the talent. 551 00:30:29,107 --> 00:30:30,301 There are plenty of locations. 552 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:31,842 l'll help you find the perfect place. 553 00:30:31,910 --> 00:30:33,741 l'm moving to Phoenix in a month. 554 00:30:33,812 --> 00:30:35,211 You're leaving? 555 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,577 Yeah. 556 00:30:36,648 --> 00:30:38,582 l figure l'd work my way up at a five-star restaurant. 557 00:30:38,650 --> 00:30:41,744 Just see where it goes. 558 00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:44,288 We're gonna miss you. 559 00:30:46,124 --> 00:30:48,092 You know what? 560 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,822 l've finally got the courage to get out, 561 00:30:50,896 --> 00:30:55,993 to...be ''out''. 562 00:30:58,537 --> 00:31:02,405 lt's just something l could never do here. 563 00:31:02,474 --> 00:31:04,567 Have you tried? 564 00:31:06,178 --> 00:31:08,772 And here's the dessert menu. 565 00:31:10,448 --> 00:31:12,177 Diego, what are they gonna do? 566 00:31:12,250 --> 00:31:13,911 Stone you to death? 567 00:31:13,985 --> 00:31:15,009 Look at me. 568 00:31:15,086 --> 00:31:17,680 l'm openly gay and l'm still standing. 569 00:31:17,756 --> 00:31:19,621 Stick around. 570 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,458 Are you guys okay? 571 00:31:24,529 --> 00:31:26,724 Diego, please cover for me. l'll be right back. 572 00:31:26,798 --> 00:31:28,390 Hey, where are you going? 573 00:31:28,466 --> 00:31:29,626 Tiffany! 574 00:31:30,936 --> 00:31:32,995 Mesero! Hello? 575 00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:37,005 Are you guys ready to order? 576 00:31:37,075 --> 00:31:39,509 We ordered 20 minutes ago. 577 00:31:39,578 --> 00:31:41,443 Where's our food? 578 00:31:41,513 --> 00:31:43,708 Let me check. l'll be right back. 579 00:31:43,782 --> 00:31:45,147 Thank you. 580 00:31:49,221 --> 00:31:50,449 Where's table six? 581 00:31:50,522 --> 00:31:52,251 l need table six. 582 00:31:56,461 --> 00:31:58,395 Here you go. Enjoy your food. 583 00:31:58,463 --> 00:32:00,761 lf y ou need anything at all just let me know. 584 00:32:00,832 --> 00:32:02,459 Ah, look at y ou. Go clear that table. 585 00:32:02,534 --> 00:32:03,466 l can't. 586 00:32:03,535 --> 00:32:05,366 Why? Are you flaking out again? 587 00:32:05,437 --> 00:32:06,836 Come on, we're late. 588 00:32:06,905 --> 00:32:08,532 S�, mi amor. 589 00:32:08,607 --> 00:32:10,165 Wish me luck. 590 00:32:10,242 --> 00:32:11,573 Hurry it up. 591 00:32:11,643 --> 00:32:13,611 l don't want you smelling of grease. 592 00:32:18,683 --> 00:32:23,086 Diego, l want you to meet Mr. Mart�nez and Mr. Gonz�lez. 593 00:32:23,154 --> 00:32:26,954 - Diego. - Hi. 594 00:32:27,025 --> 00:32:28,720 They're friends from church. 595 00:32:28,793 --> 00:32:31,387 They used to be homosexuals just like you ! 596 00:32:31,463 --> 00:32:32,930 Right guys? 597 00:32:32,998 --> 00:32:35,262 Right. But look at us now. 598 00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:37,062 See? lt works ! 599 00:32:37,135 --> 00:32:38,727 You can change too! 600 00:32:38,803 --> 00:32:41,169 They want to talk to you about conversion therapy. 601 00:32:41,239 --> 00:32:45,141 Because being gay in East LA? 602 00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:47,075 No way! 603 00:32:47,145 --> 00:32:48,976 Wrong briefcase. 604 00:32:49,047 --> 00:32:51,174 Waiter! 605 00:32:51,249 --> 00:32:52,910 Hi ! How's your dinner? 606 00:32:52,984 --> 00:32:56,010 We ordered the grilled camarones. 607 00:32:56,087 --> 00:32:57,577 What's this? 608 00:32:57,656 --> 00:32:59,123 The kitchen made a mistake. 609 00:32:59,190 --> 00:33:01,715 l'll fix it for you - on the house. 610 00:33:05,630 --> 00:33:07,029 Two orders of grilled shrimp. 611 00:33:07,098 --> 00:33:08,622 Don't you understand English? 612 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,133 Salvador! 613 00:33:10,201 --> 00:33:12,226 � ldiota ! �Ap�rate con esas fajitas ! 614 00:33:12,304 --> 00:33:14,295 Hey! l'm talking to you ! 615 00:33:14,372 --> 00:33:15,964 l'm busy, l'm working. 616 00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:17,668 Salvador, pass me the chile. 617 00:33:17,742 --> 00:33:19,835 l want those plates... 618 00:33:19,911 --> 00:33:21,776 Now! 619 00:33:21,846 --> 00:33:23,780 You heard the chief. 620 00:33:27,085 --> 00:33:28,814 That's it. Get out of here. 621 00:33:28,887 --> 00:33:30,218 l don't need you. Get out. 622 00:33:30,288 --> 00:33:31,687 And who's gonna cook? 623 00:33:31,756 --> 00:33:33,883 l will if l have to. 624 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:35,983 That's right. l forgot. 625 00:33:36,061 --> 00:33:40,327 You went to study at the culo-nary academy. 626 00:33:44,569 --> 00:33:46,594 You're fired ! 627 00:33:46,671 --> 00:33:48,798 What's the matter, chief? 628 00:33:48,873 --> 00:33:50,841 Can't you take a joke? 629 00:33:50,909 --> 00:33:52,843 Get the fuck out of my restaurant! 630 00:33:52,911 --> 00:33:54,572 Fuck you and your restaurant! 631 00:33:54,646 --> 00:33:56,204 l'm a very good cook! 632 00:33:56,281 --> 00:33:58,647 l can get work anywhere ! 633 00:33:58,717 --> 00:33:59,979 Salvador! 634 00:34:00,051 --> 00:34:02,645 Finish the enchiladas and grill two orders of shrimp! 635 00:34:02,721 --> 00:34:04,780 Salvador! Don't listen to him ! 636 00:34:04,856 --> 00:34:06,687 Now! Go! 637 00:34:17,869 --> 00:34:19,803 Shit! He's having a heart attack. 638 00:34:33,752 --> 00:34:36,050 He's trying to say something. 639 00:34:37,856 --> 00:34:40,950 Get away from me, you faggot! 640 00:35:22,267 --> 00:35:24,462 Table for one, por favor. 641 00:35:27,305 --> 00:35:29,364 Can't you read? 642 00:35:29,441 --> 00:35:32,205 This restaurant is closed. 643 00:35:35,113 --> 00:35:36,307 Sorry. 644 00:35:36,381 --> 00:35:38,440 l guess that's what 'cerrado' means. 645 00:35:40,118 --> 00:35:41,608 No, no, wait. Wesley! 646 00:35:41,686 --> 00:35:42,812 No, stay! 647 00:35:42,887 --> 00:35:44,081 Can't you see he's up to no good? 648 00:35:44,155 --> 00:35:46,146 He's gonna lead y ou down the wrong path ! 649 00:35:46,224 --> 00:35:47,714 Don't waste your time. 650 00:35:52,564 --> 00:35:55,158 - Thanks for the ride. - Absolutely. 651 00:35:58,102 --> 00:36:00,195 Wait. Are you busy Saturday? 652 00:36:01,739 --> 00:36:04,469 No, not really. 653 00:36:04,542 --> 00:36:05,839 Why? 654 00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:07,537 lt's my birthday. 655 00:36:07,612 --> 00:36:10,376 l'm gonna have a few people over. 656 00:36:10,448 --> 00:36:14,282 So, do you have a birthday wish? 657 00:36:16,521 --> 00:36:18,148 A death wish is more lik e it. 658 00:36:18,223 --> 00:36:19,656 You're an hour late ! 659 00:36:19,724 --> 00:36:20,884 Hi, Jonathan. 660 00:36:20,959 --> 00:36:22,221 Don't tell me it took you two hours 661 00:36:22,293 --> 00:36:23,760 to find a location for an AA meeting. 662 00:36:23,828 --> 00:36:26,126 He's a recovering alcoholic, you know. 663 00:36:26,197 --> 00:36:28,392 l'm celebrating seven years next month. 664 00:36:28,466 --> 00:36:29,956 Come on. We're late. 665 00:36:30,034 --> 00:36:31,968 We have to find a caterer for your party Saturday. 666 00:36:32,036 --> 00:36:33,401 l'll cater your party. 667 00:36:33,471 --> 00:36:37,168 Saturday is Wesley's birthday, not Cinco de Mayo. 668 00:36:37,242 --> 00:36:38,436 You would? 669 00:36:38,510 --> 00:36:41,502 Absolutely, l'd love that. lt'd be fun. 670 00:36:41,579 --> 00:36:43,274 Okay. 671 00:36:43,348 --> 00:36:47,409 Okay... l'll see you then. 672 00:36:47,485 --> 00:36:49,385 Take it easy, Jonathan. 673 00:36:49,454 --> 00:36:50,580 Bye. 674 00:36:53,525 --> 00:36:55,652 You okay with that? 675 00:36:55,727 --> 00:36:57,217 lt's your fucking party. 676 00:36:57,295 --> 00:36:59,092 lf you want pi�atas ! 677 00:37:14,979 --> 00:37:17,311 What time is your date coming over? 678 00:37:18,583 --> 00:37:20,517 Uh...eight. 679 00:37:23,521 --> 00:37:26,888 Pablo has not called me all day. 680 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:29,017 l hope he didn't forget. 681 00:37:29,093 --> 00:37:31,960 Of course he wouldn't forget. 682 00:37:32,030 --> 00:37:36,831 He's a standup guy... lsn't he? 683 00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:41,696 - Table looks great. - You really think so? 684 00:37:41,773 --> 00:37:43,934 l don't want to disappoint him. 685 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,843 Hey. 686 00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:54,041 Get in. l want to talk to you. 687 00:37:59,757 --> 00:38:01,622 What do you want? 688 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:06,355 Let's you and l go for a ride, okay? 689 00:38:09,434 --> 00:38:11,766 You're gonna stand up my aunt? 690 00:38:11,836 --> 00:38:15,431 l'll te ll her something came up. 691 00:38:15,506 --> 00:38:17,770 You motherfucker. 692 00:38:18,943 --> 00:38:22,538 You're fucking unbelievable, you know that. 693 00:38:22,614 --> 00:38:24,138 She's falling in love with you, 694 00:38:24,215 --> 00:38:27,651 and you're just gonna break her heart. 695 00:38:29,053 --> 00:38:31,749 Well, guess what? 696 00:38:31,823 --> 00:38:36,157 lf you don't tell her about us, l will. 697 00:38:36,227 --> 00:38:38,092 We ll, go ahead. 698 00:38:38,162 --> 00:38:41,063 She won't believe you. 699 00:38:41,132 --> 00:38:42,861 We'll see. 700 00:38:48,272 --> 00:38:49,899 Jonathan? 701 00:38:49,974 --> 00:38:52,636 No, thanks. l'm staying away from the carbs. 702 00:38:54,312 --> 00:38:56,303 l'll have some. 703 00:38:57,682 --> 00:38:59,479 Hasn't he been a great help? 704 00:38:59,550 --> 00:39:00,983 Prompt. Efficient. 705 00:39:01,052 --> 00:39:02,519 He even brought his own food. 706 00:39:02,587 --> 00:39:04,145 l'll have another. 707 00:39:04,222 --> 00:39:05,689 Hey, why don't you get it yourself? 708 00:39:05,757 --> 00:39:08,021 Diego's off the clock. Sit down, relax. 709 00:39:08,092 --> 00:39:11,027 - You sure? - Absolutely. 710 00:39:13,264 --> 00:39:15,164 Come on, just one more round. 711 00:39:15,233 --> 00:39:17,064 You heard the birthday boy. 712 00:39:18,903 --> 00:39:20,928 Good help is so hard to find. 713 00:39:21,005 --> 00:39:23,735 Pretty soon the y'll be having us do our own lawns. 714 00:39:28,212 --> 00:39:32,512 He y, how about you start opening up your gifts? 715 00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:37,588 Happy Birthday. 716 00:39:41,125 --> 00:39:43,218 lt's not a knock off, you know. 717 00:39:44,429 --> 00:39:46,897 lt's for our getaway to Maui. 718 00:39:46,964 --> 00:39:48,829 Jonathan, l told you l can't go-- 719 00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:52,097 Okay, okay. l'll go get the cake... 720 00:39:52,170 --> 00:39:54,229 since the help is off the clock. 721 00:39:58,176 --> 00:39:59,643 Here. 722 00:39:59,711 --> 00:40:01,508 l almost forgot. 723 00:40:05,049 --> 00:40:07,040 Gracias. 724 00:40:08,252 --> 00:40:10,584 l'm not a very good wrapper. 725 00:40:14,892 --> 00:40:16,052 Turn it around. 726 00:40:16,127 --> 00:40:18,459 l had your name and birthday engraved on it. 727 00:40:20,732 --> 00:40:22,461 lt's really nice. 728 00:40:24,402 --> 00:40:26,029 Here. Try it on. 729 00:40:26,104 --> 00:40:27,799 Do you mind? 730 00:40:32,376 --> 00:40:35,174 Silv er is really cheap in Tijuana. 731 00:40:35,246 --> 00:40:38,215 And so is good sex. 732 00:40:40,351 --> 00:40:42,478 l would like to make a toast. 733 00:40:42,553 --> 00:40:44,783 To Wes, 734 00:40:44,856 --> 00:40:48,223 my partner and the love of my life. 735 00:40:48,292 --> 00:40:50,192 Cheers ! Happy Birthday. 736 00:40:50,261 --> 00:40:52,126 ( all) Salud. 737 00:40:53,831 --> 00:40:55,264 And let's toast Dennis and Dan 738 00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:57,358 for having their house offer accepted. 739 00:40:57,435 --> 00:40:59,767 Now that so many of us are moving here, we need to unite. 740 00:40:59,837 --> 00:41:01,498 Let's start a petition, and bring some gay pride 741 00:41:01,572 --> 00:41:03,005 to this neighborhood. 742 00:41:03,074 --> 00:41:05,008 That's so ''Norma Rae'' of you, Jonathan. 743 00:41:05,076 --> 00:41:06,475 Well, someone has to take charge. 744 00:41:06,544 --> 00:41:08,341 We need to clean up the area - 745 00:41:08,412 --> 00:41:09,777 get rid of the riff raff. 746 00:41:09,847 --> 00:41:12,042 You've seen how these people live-- 747 00:41:12,116 --> 00:41:14,209 Jonathan, get the cake. 748 00:41:17,288 --> 00:41:19,620 (Diego ) And don't forget the plates. 749 00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:24,094 What did y ou just say? 750 00:41:24,162 --> 00:41:25,527 You heard me. 751 00:41:25,596 --> 00:41:28,156 And get the fork s while you're at it, too. 752 00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:31,229 Hey! 753 00:41:31,302 --> 00:41:33,896 Why don't we all go to the kitchen and cut the cake. 754 00:41:33,971 --> 00:41:35,495 l'm not moving. 755 00:41:35,573 --> 00:41:36,767 Fine. l'll get the cake. 756 00:41:36,841 --> 00:41:38,741 No. Sit down. 757 00:41:38,810 --> 00:41:40,573 lt's your birthday. l'll get it. 758 00:41:40,645 --> 00:41:42,738 This is my goddamn house ! And l will get the cake ! 759 00:41:42,814 --> 00:41:44,247 You seem a little tipsy. 760 00:41:44,315 --> 00:41:45,748 Sure you don't want me to get it? 761 00:41:45,817 --> 00:41:47,250 You fucking little-- 762 00:41:47,318 --> 00:41:49,149 - � Qu� pas�, cabr�n? - Guys, come on ! 763 00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:53,179 l say we have a wresting match to see who gets... 764 00:41:53,257 --> 00:41:55,020 the cake. 765 00:42:02,900 --> 00:42:05,425 Diego! Wait up. 766 00:42:05,503 --> 00:42:07,232 How much do l owe you for the food? 767 00:42:07,305 --> 00:42:08,533 Don't worry about it. 768 00:42:08,606 --> 00:42:10,471 - Happy Birthday. - Thank s. 769 00:42:10,541 --> 00:42:11,769 Let me help you carry this home. 770 00:42:11,843 --> 00:42:13,504 l'm not going home. 771 00:42:13,578 --> 00:42:15,136 Look, l'm sorry. 772 00:42:15,213 --> 00:42:17,408 l know that when my friends all get together-- 773 00:42:17,481 --> 00:42:19,949 Your friends aren't the problem. 774 00:42:20,017 --> 00:42:21,575 l know. 775 00:42:21,652 --> 00:42:23,813 Don't pay any attention to Jonathan. 776 00:42:23,888 --> 00:42:25,856 He just had too much to drink. 777 00:42:25,923 --> 00:42:27,151 He's under a lot of stress - 778 00:42:27,225 --> 00:42:28,749 especially after buy ing the house. 779 00:42:28,826 --> 00:42:31,522 lt's cool. l get it. 780 00:42:31,596 --> 00:42:34,861 Good. l'm glad you understand. 781 00:42:34,932 --> 00:42:36,399 Of course l do. 782 00:42:36,467 --> 00:42:38,799 You're stuck and you can't get out. 783 00:42:45,676 --> 00:42:48,270 That was an excellent meal, mi amor. 784 00:42:51,015 --> 00:42:53,415 All homemade. 785 00:42:53,484 --> 00:42:55,418 Even the tortillas. 786 00:43:02,293 --> 00:43:06,992 Mi amor, t� sabes, que est�s bien sexy... 787 00:43:07,064 --> 00:43:10,465 but l want to respect you. 788 00:43:10,534 --> 00:43:12,001 Pablo... 789 00:43:12,069 --> 00:43:15,800 l appreciate you being such a caballero, 790 00:43:15,873 --> 00:43:19,274 but l would not be offended if you wanted 791 00:43:19,343 --> 00:43:23,575 to take things a little bit further. 792 00:43:40,698 --> 00:43:43,189 What...are you doing? 793 00:43:43,267 --> 00:43:44,894 l want to please you... 794 00:43:44,969 --> 00:43:47,028 l want to drive you crazy! 795 00:43:47,104 --> 00:43:48,799 No, Bianca. Stop. 796 00:43:48,873 --> 00:43:51,171 Oh, l get it. 797 00:43:51,242 --> 00:43:53,676 You want me to beg for it, don't you? 798 00:43:53,744 --> 00:43:58,010 Ah, Se�or. Please let me suck you off. 799 00:43:58,082 --> 00:44:00,448 Me so hungry. 800 00:44:01,652 --> 00:44:03,643 No! Don't... 801 00:44:10,294 --> 00:44:12,387 Oh, look who's waking up... 802 00:44:12,463 --> 00:44:17,332 And it's not a flauta -- it's a burrito! 803 00:44:18,903 --> 00:44:21,269 l'll do anything, officer. 804 00:44:21,339 --> 00:44:23,466 Just don't send me back to Me xico. 805 00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:25,634 Pablo, are you here illegally? 806 00:44:25,710 --> 00:44:28,008 No, no! 807 00:44:28,079 --> 00:44:31,139 Just don't hurt my wife and kids. 808 00:44:31,215 --> 00:44:32,773 What wife and kids? 809 00:44:32,850 --> 00:44:35,011 Shut up! 810 00:44:35,086 --> 00:44:36,951 Just give it to me... 811 00:44:37,021 --> 00:44:39,285 That's it... 812 00:44:39,857 --> 00:44:41,688 You know, if you're here illegally, l know this great-- 813 00:44:41,759 --> 00:44:44,387 Just play along ! 814 00:44:44,462 --> 00:44:46,555 Ah... 815 00:44:46,630 --> 00:44:49,224 Oh... 816 00:44:59,276 --> 00:45:01,710 Wes, this is Adam and Steve. 817 00:45:01,779 --> 00:45:03,440 They're friends of Dennis and Dan. 818 00:45:03,514 --> 00:45:05,243 - Hello. - Shalom. 819 00:45:05,316 --> 00:45:07,375 You guys look around. l'll be right with you. 820 00:45:07,451 --> 00:45:09,646 - Kitchen. - Yes. 821 00:45:11,522 --> 00:45:13,046 l found us some buyers. 822 00:45:13,124 --> 00:45:16,059 lf we play our cards right, we can make a $ 30,000 profit. 823 00:45:16,127 --> 00:45:17,856 l want to talk to you about the house. 824 00:45:17,928 --> 00:45:19,623 This is not a house - it's an investment. 825 00:45:19,697 --> 00:45:21,892 And the real estate market is really hot right now. 826 00:45:21,966 --> 00:45:24,059 We just got here. l'm not ready to move. 827 00:45:24,135 --> 00:45:26,569 You're just being sentimental, this being our first home. 828 00:45:26,637 --> 00:45:28,468 We clearly don't be long here. 829 00:45:28,539 --> 00:45:31,838 You guys, the master bedroom is to your left. 830 00:45:31,909 --> 00:45:34,002 Jonathan, l like it here. 831 00:45:34,078 --> 00:45:35,102 Of course you do. 832 00:45:35,179 --> 00:45:36,806 You're not the one who's being threatened. 833 00:45:36,881 --> 00:45:39,042 l don't feel safe here. None of our neighbors lik e me. 834 00:45:39,116 --> 00:45:40,913 Haven't you noticed they don't like gay men? 835 00:45:40,985 --> 00:45:44,079 There are plenty of gay men in this neighborhood. 836 00:45:44,155 --> 00:45:45,918 You're not even trying. 837 00:45:45,990 --> 00:45:48,220 You don't know what it's like to grow up in a trailer park, 838 00:45:48,292 --> 00:45:50,658 eating Spam, fighting bullies. 839 00:45:50,728 --> 00:45:52,491 l'm not going through that again. 840 00:45:52,563 --> 00:45:54,895 So what do you guys think? lsn't it fabulous? 841 00:45:54,965 --> 00:45:57,900 - lt's super fabulous. - lt's superduper fabulous. 842 00:45:57,968 --> 00:46:00,436 - How are the schools? - Are they safe? 843 00:46:00,504 --> 00:46:02,597 We're adopting a little Chinese girl. 844 00:46:02,673 --> 00:46:04,265 Little Ling-Ling. 845 00:46:07,745 --> 00:46:09,713 [sound of TV] 846 00:46:11,816 --> 00:46:13,113 Hola. � C�mo est�n? 847 00:46:13,184 --> 00:46:14,378 Buenas. 848 00:46:14,452 --> 00:46:16,818 Me dicen cuando estan listo. 849 00:46:19,990 --> 00:46:21,582 Cerrado? 850 00:46:21,659 --> 00:46:24,127 No, we're open. How can l help you? 851 00:46:24,195 --> 00:46:25,856 l never got to thank you for my gift. 852 00:46:25,930 --> 00:46:27,864 Don't worry about it. 853 00:46:30,601 --> 00:46:33,399 Ah, isn't that sweet? 854 00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,118 What did he say? 855 00:46:50,187 --> 00:46:52,951 He wanted to know if we delivered. 856 00:46:58,629 --> 00:47:00,620 This food is delicious. 857 00:47:00,698 --> 00:47:02,256 Why isn't it on the menu? 858 00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:04,233 Nouvelle cuisine in T�o Pepe's? 859 00:47:04,301 --> 00:47:06,895 We'd go broke. 860 00:47:06,971 --> 00:47:09,906 You underestimate your clientele. 861 00:47:09,974 --> 00:47:11,999 Good food is good food. 862 00:47:12,076 --> 00:47:14,203 lt's the kind of food l'll be serving 863 00:47:14,278 --> 00:47:16,508 when l open my restaurant in Phoenix. 864 00:47:16,580 --> 00:47:18,411 You still thinking of moving? 865 00:47:18,482 --> 00:47:21,849 Of course l am. Why wouldn't l? 866 00:47:21,919 --> 00:47:24,479 l'd reconsider leaving if l were you. 867 00:47:24,555 --> 00:47:27,718 l heard the word Phoenix means ''bash me'' in Native American. 868 00:47:27,791 --> 00:47:29,816 ''Bash me'' in Native American, huh? 869 00:47:29,894 --> 00:47:31,486 Yeah. 870 00:47:34,565 --> 00:47:38,592 Wesley, why don't you just come out and say it? 871 00:47:38,669 --> 00:47:40,102 What? 872 00:47:44,074 --> 00:47:47,134 You don't want me to go. 873 00:47:47,211 --> 00:47:49,441 Do you? 874 00:47:52,483 --> 00:47:54,610 l don't think you do. 875 00:48:07,198 --> 00:48:08,460 We gotta slow down. 876 00:48:08,532 --> 00:48:09,863 You okay? 877 00:48:09,934 --> 00:48:12,835 Yeah, it's just-- 878 00:48:12,903 --> 00:48:15,463 l've never done this before... 879 00:48:15,539 --> 00:48:18,303 Not while l'm with another person. 880 00:48:19,443 --> 00:48:21,502 Sure. 881 00:48:21,579 --> 00:48:23,979 - Don't get me wrong. - l understand. 882 00:48:24,048 --> 00:48:25,879 l want this as much as you do... 883 00:48:25,950 --> 00:48:28,885 but l need to be honest with everyone. 884 00:48:31,288 --> 00:48:33,256 Right. 885 00:48:38,862 --> 00:48:40,796 l better get going. 886 00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,265 Okay. 887 00:48:52,443 --> 00:48:54,502 Well, good night. 888 00:48:54,578 --> 00:48:56,170 Good night. 889 00:49:15,633 --> 00:49:17,794 No, this isn't... 890 00:49:17,868 --> 00:49:19,529 this isn't-- 891 00:49:26,243 --> 00:49:30,202 l'm sorry... l can't do this. 892 00:49:30,281 --> 00:49:31,976 l gotta go. 893 00:50:21,265 --> 00:50:23,096 Honey, are you okay? 894 00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:25,067 Yeah, of course l am, baby. 895 00:50:25,135 --> 00:50:27,569 - You sure? - l'm fine. 896 00:50:27,638 --> 00:50:30,664 l want y ou to make you feel really good. 897 00:50:30,741 --> 00:50:32,265 Yeah? 898 00:50:32,343 --> 00:50:37,645 l know something y ou're really going to love. 899 00:50:37,715 --> 00:50:39,478 Bianca... 900 00:50:42,486 --> 00:50:44,477 l don't know-- 901 00:50:44,555 --> 00:50:46,420 What's wrong? 902 00:50:46,490 --> 00:50:50,756 l don't want it to be lik e this. l want it to be special. 903 00:50:50,828 --> 00:50:54,025 lt's already special. 904 00:50:55,933 --> 00:50:57,298 No, B ianca. 905 00:50:57,368 --> 00:50:59,427 �No! �Por favor! 906 00:51:02,439 --> 00:51:04,407 You know what? 907 00:51:04,475 --> 00:51:06,466 l give up! 908 00:51:06,543 --> 00:51:09,205 We'v e been dating for almost a month 909 00:51:09,279 --> 00:51:11,543 and you still don't want to fuck me. 910 00:51:11,615 --> 00:51:12,775 Bianca, l like you. 911 00:51:12,850 --> 00:51:14,477 l just don't want to do it here. 912 00:51:14,551 --> 00:51:17,281 Why not? This is a luxury car! 913 00:51:17,354 --> 00:51:20,755 What l'm trying to say is that... 914 00:51:20,824 --> 00:51:24,817 l want our first time to be really special. 915 00:51:28,665 --> 00:51:30,223 Oh, my God... 916 00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:31,927 You mean? 917 00:51:32,002 --> 00:51:34,562 That's why l'm taking my time. 918 00:51:34,638 --> 00:51:38,870 l want to make sure that you're the one. 919 00:51:38,942 --> 00:51:41,308 ''The One?'' 920 00:51:41,378 --> 00:51:43,812 S�, mi amor. 921 00:51:45,516 --> 00:51:49,179 Oh, my God. l am so sorry. 922 00:51:49,253 --> 00:51:53,747 And here l am acting like a cheap little slut. 923 00:51:53,824 --> 00:51:56,122 l'm so sorry... 924 00:51:56,193 --> 00:51:57,660 Will you ever forgive me? 925 00:51:57,728 --> 00:52:00,720 We ll, l'll think about it... 926 00:52:00,798 --> 00:52:03,426 S�, mi amor, te perdono. 927 00:52:06,603 --> 00:52:08,537 Ay, l'm sorry, papi. 928 00:52:08,605 --> 00:52:10,835 lf we're gonna plan our future together, 929 00:52:10,908 --> 00:52:13,172 we have to learn to all get along. 930 00:52:13,243 --> 00:52:14,733 We? 931 00:52:14,812 --> 00:52:16,871 Well, since your mother is coming back from Me xico, 932 00:52:16,947 --> 00:52:20,542 l thought it was about time you met my family. 933 00:52:24,054 --> 00:52:26,989 Oh, mi amor. l love you. 934 00:52:33,530 --> 00:52:35,964 Of course l want to sell this house. 935 00:52:36,033 --> 00:52:37,864 l just need to talk to Wesley. 936 00:52:37,935 --> 00:52:40,870 l'll do it tonight, l promise. 937 00:52:40,938 --> 00:52:43,600 Okay. Bye. 938 00:52:47,311 --> 00:52:49,779 Wesley, why is the door open? 939 00:52:58,622 --> 00:53:00,487 Wes? 940 00:53:03,193 --> 00:53:05,218 Where are you? 941 00:53:08,799 --> 00:53:09,993 Wes? 942 00:53:10,067 --> 00:53:11,261 Oh, God ! 943 00:53:11,335 --> 00:53:12,859 Oh, my God ! 944 00:53:12,936 --> 00:53:16,133 Please ! Just take whatever you want. 945 00:53:16,206 --> 00:53:17,867 Please don't hurt me. 946 00:53:17,941 --> 00:53:19,909 You can have this - it's a Rolex! 947 00:53:20,944 --> 00:53:23,208 [men giggling] 948 00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,214 (Wesley ) l'm thinking of adding a deck. 949 00:53:25,282 --> 00:53:28,513 You have done such an incredible job! 950 00:53:28,585 --> 00:53:30,382 What are these people doing here? ! 951 00:53:30,454 --> 00:53:32,319 These are my new buddies. 952 00:53:32,389 --> 00:53:34,721 l'm starting a gay AA meeting in the house. 953 00:53:34,791 --> 00:53:36,622 Does anybody want some cake? 954 00:53:36,693 --> 00:53:38,285 lt's homemade. 955 00:53:38,362 --> 00:53:40,193 Everyone, this is Jonathan. 956 00:53:40,264 --> 00:53:41,754 Hi, Jonathan ! 957 00:53:41,832 --> 00:53:43,959 We need to talk. Now! 958 00:53:45,802 --> 00:53:49,738 l'm Luis, and l'm an alcoholic. 959 00:53:49,806 --> 00:53:52,434 ( all) Hi, Luis ! 960 00:53:52,509 --> 00:53:56,172 (Wesley ) l told you - l'm not selling this house ! 961 00:53:56,246 --> 00:53:59,147 (Jonathan ) Then it's over between us, because l hate it here. 962 00:53:59,216 --> 00:54:03,050 This is my 20th day without drugs, 963 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:07,022 alcohol, crack, poppers-- 964 00:54:07,090 --> 00:54:08,557 (Jonathan ) Damn right l'm going ! 965 00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:11,059 l'm not gonna stay in a house full of cholos ! 966 00:54:11,128 --> 00:54:13,892 Cholos? l am gonna slap that bitch ! 967 00:54:13,964 --> 00:54:16,626 Girl, you better work on that resentment. 968 00:54:17,467 --> 00:54:20,630 (Wesley ) Have a good fucking life ! ! 969 00:54:20,704 --> 00:54:23,832 (Jonathan ) Give me my bag ! 970 00:54:23,907 --> 00:54:26,467 Take it! lt's a fucking knock off! 971 00:54:26,543 --> 00:54:28,704 �Dios m�o! �Esto es te leno ve la ! 972 00:54:28,779 --> 00:54:30,007 Adi�s ! 973 00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:31,479 [door slams] 974 00:54:31,548 --> 00:54:33,140 ''She'' didn't even give me her Rolex. 975 00:54:33,216 --> 00:54:36,151 M'hija, it was probably a fake... 976 00:54:36,219 --> 00:54:39,313 just like her hair. She's all stupid. 977 00:54:39,389 --> 00:54:41,516 Shit, l need a drink. 978 00:54:42,659 --> 00:54:44,718 �Salud ! 979 00:54:45,963 --> 00:54:48,397 As soon as Pablito told me about you, 980 00:54:48,465 --> 00:54:52,526 l come to fly out to visit you and meet you. 981 00:54:53,971 --> 00:54:55,302 Hey! 982 00:54:55,372 --> 00:54:58,000 l didn't spend $ 8,000 on liposuction 983 00:54:58,075 --> 00:55:00,441 just to see you fat again ! 984 00:55:04,615 --> 00:55:06,742 So, you like to cook? 985 00:55:06,817 --> 00:55:08,045 Of course she does. 986 00:55:08,118 --> 00:55:10,484 Can't you see they own a restaurant? 987 00:55:10,554 --> 00:55:13,318 l learned from the best, right mami? 988 00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:15,358 Do�a Sara, more wine? 989 00:55:15,425 --> 00:55:17,450 Please ! 990 00:55:21,298 --> 00:55:25,291 Mr. and Mrs. Morales, have you met my grandson, Diego? 991 00:55:25,369 --> 00:55:28,167 - No. - Nice to meet you. 992 00:55:28,238 --> 00:55:29,830 Nice to meet you, too. 993 00:55:29,906 --> 00:55:32,500 You didn't mention you had such a handsome nephew. 994 00:55:32,576 --> 00:55:35,670 Pablo and Dieguito have been very close friends for years. 995 00:55:35,746 --> 00:55:37,111 They have? 996 00:55:37,180 --> 00:55:39,774 How come you didn't invite them to go hunting? 997 00:55:39,850 --> 00:55:42,842 ln Texas, we love our guns ! 998 00:55:42,919 --> 00:55:44,511 Sounds great. 999 00:55:44,588 --> 00:55:46,988 You and l would enjo y play ing hunters. 1000 00:55:52,629 --> 00:55:54,927 Do�a Sara, what's happened to this place? 1001 00:55:54,998 --> 00:55:56,556 There's no business anymore. 1002 00:55:56,633 --> 00:55:58,567 That's what l'd like to know. 1003 00:56:05,275 --> 00:56:07,641 [scream of joy] 1004 00:56:09,146 --> 00:56:11,876 �S�, mi amor! 1005 00:56:13,183 --> 00:56:14,844 lt's about time, my son ! 1006 00:56:14,918 --> 00:56:17,546 l was beginning to worry about you ! 1007 00:56:19,122 --> 00:56:20,987 What do you think, mami? 1008 00:56:21,058 --> 00:56:22,889 l'm speechless. 1009 00:56:22,959 --> 00:56:24,620 l guess that means l'm gonna be your uncle, 1010 00:56:24,695 --> 00:56:26,356 and you're gonna be my little nephew. 1011 00:56:26,430 --> 00:56:27,920 This is so exciting ! 1012 00:56:27,998 --> 00:56:30,967 You're gonna have to help me plan the wedding. 1013 00:56:31,034 --> 00:56:33,127 l'm moving to Phoenix. 1014 00:56:33,203 --> 00:56:37,469 No, Diego, you can't leave because l need a best man. 1015 00:56:37,541 --> 00:56:39,099 Did you hear that? 1016 00:56:39,176 --> 00:56:41,201 He wants Diego to be the best man ! 1017 00:56:41,278 --> 00:56:42,745 l've made plans - l'm leaving. 1018 00:56:42,813 --> 00:56:45,441 And l'm going to put Diego in charge of the bachelor party. 1019 00:56:45,515 --> 00:56:47,142 l've been to a few of those. 1020 00:56:47,217 --> 00:56:49,913 They can get so wild ! 1021 00:56:49,986 --> 00:56:51,920 l say we do it in Vegas. 1022 00:56:51,988 --> 00:56:53,285 Oh, my God ! 1023 00:56:53,356 --> 00:56:56,655 l don't want to know what you two are going to do over there. 1024 00:56:57,694 --> 00:56:59,628 To the happy couple ! 1025 00:57:01,231 --> 00:57:03,722 �Aver un traguito! 1026 00:57:12,542 --> 00:57:14,669 Bianca, it's me again ! 1027 00:57:14,745 --> 00:57:16,940 l need to talk to you. Please call me. 1028 00:57:21,952 --> 00:57:25,479 Diego Campos, t� eres el hombre de mivida. 1029 00:57:25,555 --> 00:57:28,649 That means you're the man of my dreams. 1030 00:57:28,725 --> 00:57:31,250 l'm really busy. l'm really tired. 1031 00:57:31,328 --> 00:57:32,989 You don't know what kind of day l've had. 1032 00:57:33,063 --> 00:57:34,690 l want to talk to you. 1033 00:57:34,765 --> 00:57:36,562 Why? Shouldn't you be home? 1034 00:57:36,633 --> 00:57:38,191 ln bed? With your boyfriend? 1035 00:57:38,268 --> 00:57:39,701 lsn't that what boyfriends do? 1036 00:57:39,770 --> 00:57:42,034 Jonathan and l broke up. 1037 00:57:42,105 --> 00:57:44,801 Right, right. 1038 00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:46,399 You guys have been together for two years, 1039 00:57:46,476 --> 00:57:47,841 you bought a house - 1040 00:57:47,911 --> 00:57:49,469 and you expect me to believe that it's over? 1041 00:57:49,546 --> 00:57:50,979 Are you kidding me? 1042 00:57:51,047 --> 00:57:52,639 S�. 1043 00:57:55,519 --> 00:57:57,919 Get out of here. 1044 00:57:57,988 --> 00:58:00,548 No, no quiero. 1045 00:58:00,624 --> 00:58:02,888 l don't have time for Spanish lessons. 1046 00:58:02,959 --> 00:58:04,551 l'm incredibly busy. l have-- 1047 00:58:04,628 --> 00:58:06,562 Stop that! What are you doing? 1048 00:58:06,630 --> 00:58:08,461 l need to get organized. 1049 00:58:08,532 --> 00:58:10,397 l need to get a U-Haul. l need to finish packing. 1050 00:58:10,467 --> 00:58:12,025 l need to get masking tape. Do you have any idea 1051 00:58:12,102 --> 00:58:14,036 how hard it is to get masking tape in LA? 1052 00:58:14,104 --> 00:58:15,298 lt's really hard. 1053 00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:45,665 This fee ls really good. 1054 00:58:47,404 --> 00:58:50,339 You say that like it's a bad thing. 1055 00:58:52,976 --> 00:58:55,774 lt is. 1056 00:58:58,682 --> 00:59:02,880 You're the first person l can be honest with - 1057 00:59:02,953 --> 00:59:05,888 just be myself. 1058 00:59:12,462 --> 00:59:14,987 l don't want to get involved. 1059 00:59:15,065 --> 00:59:17,932 l don't. 1060 00:59:20,503 --> 00:59:22,801 At the rate we're going, 1061 00:59:22,873 --> 00:59:26,309 the U-Haul is going from my house right into your drive way. 1062 00:59:28,545 --> 00:59:31,537 l'll help you unpack. 1063 00:59:36,486 --> 00:59:39,080 l'm leaving in a week. 1064 00:59:39,155 --> 00:59:42,090 And that's final. 1065 00:59:42,158 --> 00:59:44,752 l know. 1066 00:59:45,862 --> 00:59:48,695 A week... 1067 00:59:48,765 --> 00:59:57,696 That means l have 168 hours to change your mind. 1068 00:59:57,774 --> 01:00:00,834 168 hours? 1069 01:00:00,911 --> 01:00:04,210 You figured that out-- 1070 01:00:04,281 --> 01:00:05,748 That was quick, wasn't it? 1071 01:00:05,815 --> 01:00:07,806 lt was quick. 1072 01:00:11,621 --> 01:00:13,680 lt's cold. 1073 01:00:19,329 --> 01:00:20,956 ( male ) Are you sure about this? 1074 01:00:21,031 --> 01:00:24,023 l'm not moving until l leave with what l came with. 1075 01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:25,931 Your dignity? Too late. 1076 01:00:26,002 --> 01:00:27,469 Wesley! 1077 01:00:27,537 --> 01:00:29,596 Oh, him. Definitely too late. 1078 01:00:29,673 --> 01:00:31,607 The hell it is ! 1079 01:00:32,475 --> 01:00:34,773 Well, are y ou gonna help me or what? 1080 01:00:40,283 --> 01:00:44,185 [honking horn] 1081 01:01:35,271 --> 01:01:36,602 Ahem. 1082 01:01:39,175 --> 01:01:40,733 �Abue la ! 1083 01:01:40,810 --> 01:01:44,007 Hi, grandma. What are you doing here? 1084 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,310 l own this place... 1085 01:01:46,383 --> 01:01:48,010 l think. 1086 01:01:48,084 --> 01:01:49,847 Sorry. 1087 01:01:49,919 --> 01:01:52,615 l worked really late last night. 1088 01:01:52,689 --> 01:01:55,021 And had a visitor. 1089 01:01:58,661 --> 01:02:01,630 l didn't think you'd approve. 1090 01:02:01,698 --> 01:02:04,565 Ay, Diego, por favor... 1091 01:02:04,634 --> 01:02:07,762 What other choice do l have? 1092 01:02:07,837 --> 01:02:11,967 You're my only grandson and l love you. 1093 01:02:12,042 --> 01:02:14,840 l just didn't think you were with the right person. 1094 01:02:14,911 --> 01:02:18,108 You mean, your future son-in-law? 1095 01:02:18,181 --> 01:02:19,739 What's happened around here? 1096 01:02:19,816 --> 01:02:21,977 l'm gone for a month, the chef dies, 1097 01:02:22,052 --> 01:02:23,576 the restaurant is bankrupt, 1098 01:02:23,653 --> 01:02:26,053 your ex-boyfriend is now engaged to my daughter, 1099 01:02:26,122 --> 01:02:27,783 and l find you in bed with the gringo 1100 01:02:27,857 --> 01:02:29,791 from across the street! 1101 01:02:32,028 --> 01:02:36,260 You know, we talked about you running the restaurant, 1102 01:02:36,332 --> 01:02:40,598 but l think it's best we sell. 1103 01:02:40,670 --> 01:02:42,797 You want to sell this place? 1104 01:02:42,872 --> 01:02:44,772 Well, l don't want to run it, 1105 01:02:44,841 --> 01:02:47,639 and your heart is somewhere else. 1106 01:02:47,710 --> 01:02:51,009 This way, you can go and make it on your own, 1107 01:02:51,081 --> 01:02:52,810 be a famous chef, 1108 01:02:52,882 --> 01:02:54,941 open your fancy restaurant. 1109 01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:59,880 What's wrong? lsn't that what you wanted? 1110 01:02:59,956 --> 01:03:01,548 (Wesley ) Good morning. 1111 01:03:01,624 --> 01:03:03,251 Good morning. 1112 01:03:03,326 --> 01:03:05,021 l'm Wesley. 1113 01:03:05,095 --> 01:03:07,757 You must be Mrs. Campos, Diego's grandmother. 1114 01:03:07,831 --> 01:03:10,994 Wesley. Very nice to meet you. 1115 01:03:11,067 --> 01:03:12,898 Call me Sara. 1116 01:03:14,170 --> 01:03:15,797 How was Mexico? 1117 01:03:15,872 --> 01:03:18,363 Guadalajara is beautiful. 1118 01:03:18,441 --> 01:03:20,705 l've decided to retire there. 1119 01:03:22,245 --> 01:03:24,076 You have? 1120 01:03:24,147 --> 01:03:25,614 Yeah. 1121 01:03:25,682 --> 01:03:27,115 When? 1122 01:03:27,183 --> 01:03:29,242 ln about two weeks. 1123 01:03:30,553 --> 01:03:33,147 There's no reason for me to stay here - 1124 01:03:33,223 --> 01:03:36,989 especially now that Diego is leaving. 1125 01:03:37,060 --> 01:03:39,255 Pablo could se ll this place. 1126 01:03:39,329 --> 01:03:44,699 He y, you better talk to Bianca about her fianc�. 1127 01:03:44,767 --> 01:03:45,756 l've tried. 1128 01:03:45,835 --> 01:03:47,325 l've left over four messages. 1129 01:03:47,403 --> 01:03:49,337 Ay, she'll never learn. 1130 01:03:52,342 --> 01:03:54,810 Don't l look like a princess? 1131 01:03:55,578 --> 01:03:57,569 l fucked Pablo. 1132 01:03:57,647 --> 01:04:00,377 Excuse me? 1133 01:04:00,450 --> 01:04:04,113 Pablo and l have been screwin' around for over a year. 1134 01:04:04,187 --> 01:04:06,781 Cut it out. That's not funny. 1135 01:04:06,856 --> 01:04:09,051 l'm serious. 1136 01:04:11,194 --> 01:04:14,357 You're lying. Pablo wants to marry me. 1137 01:04:14,430 --> 01:04:16,762 We're having children together. 1138 01:04:16,833 --> 01:04:20,428 l didn't want to tell y ou. Trust me, l didn't. 1139 01:04:20,503 --> 01:04:22,596 lt's true. 1140 01:04:22,672 --> 01:04:24,469 Ask Pablo. 1141 01:04:30,380 --> 01:04:32,678 l get it. This is a joke, right? 1142 01:04:32,749 --> 01:04:34,011 Where is he? 1143 01:04:34,083 --> 01:04:36,278 Pablo come out here. 1144 01:04:36,352 --> 01:04:38,149 Come out wherever you are. 1145 01:04:38,221 --> 01:04:42,021 Bianca ! Pablo is never coming out. 1146 01:04:46,496 --> 01:04:49,124 You're making all this up. 1147 01:04:49,699 --> 01:04:52,600 No, l'm not. l wish l were, but l'm not. 1148 01:04:54,771 --> 01:04:58,207 Okay... describe his penis. 1149 01:04:59,842 --> 01:05:02,675 Fat, uncut, with a dark beauty mark-- 1150 01:05:02,745 --> 01:05:04,610 [loud scream] 1151 01:05:16,626 --> 01:05:18,389 Jonathan... 1152 01:05:19,128 --> 01:05:20,618 Jonathan ! 1153 01:05:20,697 --> 01:05:21,891 Are you okay? 1154 01:05:23,199 --> 01:05:25,565 Did you see who did it? 1155 01:05:27,003 --> 01:05:30,598 l ran out because l heard noises... 1156 01:05:30,673 --> 01:05:33,608 They ganged up on me... 1157 01:05:35,511 --> 01:05:37,809 they held me down... 1158 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:39,541 Did they? 1159 01:05:39,616 --> 01:05:42,881 Worse...they... 1160 01:05:43,786 --> 01:05:45,515 Oh, my God. 1161 01:05:58,668 --> 01:06:00,727 l'm so scared... 1162 01:06:02,238 --> 01:06:03,637 Pablo! You better call me. 1163 01:06:03,706 --> 01:06:04,798 Now! 1164 01:06:07,910 --> 01:06:10,606 - ls that the dress you want? - The wedding is off! 1165 01:06:12,248 --> 01:06:15,843 l am serious, you fucking cocksucker! 1166 01:06:15,918 --> 01:06:18,478 l am leaving and l'm never coming back. 1167 01:06:18,554 --> 01:06:20,818 Your Dieguito can tell you what happened. 1168 01:06:22,392 --> 01:06:24,360 Oh, good. You told her! 1169 01:06:26,663 --> 01:06:28,631 You knew? 1170 01:06:28,698 --> 01:06:30,791 You guys are sick. 1171 01:06:30,867 --> 01:06:32,801 No! You stay away from me ! 1172 01:06:36,439 --> 01:06:38,498 What's wrong with me? 1173 01:06:38,574 --> 01:06:41,407 Why can't l find lov e just like everyone else? 1174 01:06:41,477 --> 01:06:43,843 l am beautiful, l am funny, 1175 01:06:43,913 --> 01:06:45,972 l'm a great cook... 1176 01:06:46,049 --> 01:06:47,641 l give great head ! 1177 01:06:47,717 --> 01:06:49,947 �Ay, Bianca ! �Por favor! 1178 01:06:50,019 --> 01:06:51,452 You never loved me. 1179 01:06:51,521 --> 01:06:53,682 You've always preferred your grandson. 1180 01:06:53,756 --> 01:06:55,747 - El mariconcito. - No! 1181 01:06:55,825 --> 01:06:58,919 Let's talk about this like a family. 1182 01:06:58,995 --> 01:07:01,623 Like a family? What a joke ! 1183 01:07:02,365 --> 01:07:04,390 No! Don't go! 1184 01:07:04,467 --> 01:07:06,128 Let's talk about this ! 1185 01:07:06,202 --> 01:07:08,636 Please ! l'm sorry l didn't tell you ! 1186 01:07:08,705 --> 01:07:10,400 Bianca ! 1187 01:07:17,914 --> 01:07:20,212 Hi. lt's me... 1188 01:07:20,283 --> 01:07:23,878 Diego... Your nephew... 1189 01:07:27,957 --> 01:07:29,618 El mariconcito. 1190 01:07:29,692 --> 01:07:32,422 Listen, l'm thinking of stay ing in LA. 1191 01:07:32,495 --> 01:07:36,124 And l think you should come back and, you know... 1192 01:07:36,199 --> 01:07:40,568 help me run the restaurant, if you want... 1193 01:07:40,636 --> 01:07:43,503 Okay, call me. 1194 01:07:44,707 --> 01:07:46,231 Run the restaurant? 1195 01:07:46,309 --> 01:07:48,800 We've had no customers since Don Rogelio died. 1196 01:07:50,046 --> 01:07:53,345 Ay, con candles y todo. Qu� romantic. 1197 01:07:53,416 --> 01:07:55,407 ls that for us? 1198 01:07:55,485 --> 01:07:58,545 lt's for me and my boyfriend. 1199 01:07:58,621 --> 01:08:00,486 l have a date. 1200 01:08:05,628 --> 01:08:08,654 l guess conversion therapy never works. 1201 01:08:08,731 --> 01:08:10,221 Don't say that. 1202 01:08:10,299 --> 01:08:12,699 lt worked for Mr. Mart�nez and Mr. Gonz�les. 1203 01:08:12,769 --> 01:08:15,294 Not really. 1204 01:08:15,371 --> 01:08:19,034 l heard they left their wives and ran away together. 1205 01:08:19,108 --> 01:08:22,339 They're opening up a bed and breakfast... 1206 01:08:22,412 --> 01:08:24,676 in Ensenada. 1207 01:08:26,849 --> 01:08:29,340 Come on, don't cry. 1208 01:08:29,419 --> 01:08:30,909 Sounds like they're happy. 1209 01:08:30,987 --> 01:08:33,148 Maybe. 1210 01:08:33,222 --> 01:08:38,626 l just wish you and l would have been happy together. 1211 01:08:41,264 --> 01:08:42,754 (Wesley ) l'm sorry. 1212 01:08:42,832 --> 01:08:44,766 l can come back later. 1213 01:08:48,538 --> 01:08:51,006 No, it's okay. 1214 01:08:54,544 --> 01:08:56,478 l was just leaving. 1215 01:08:59,782 --> 01:09:01,579 Good luck. 1216 01:09:09,325 --> 01:09:12,226 lf you hurt him, l will kill you. 1217 01:09:18,334 --> 01:09:20,427 Guess what? 1218 01:09:20,503 --> 01:09:22,801 l've been thinking about it... 1219 01:09:22,872 --> 01:09:25,238 and l don't want to move to Phoenix anymore. 1220 01:09:25,308 --> 01:09:26,900 l'm staying. 1221 01:09:26,976 --> 01:09:28,170 You are? 1222 01:09:28,244 --> 01:09:29,711 Yeah. 1223 01:09:29,779 --> 01:09:31,872 lsn't that what we discussed 12 hours, 1224 01:09:31,948 --> 01:09:34,849 10 minutes and 2 seconds ago? 1225 01:09:34,917 --> 01:09:37,215 Diego, we need to talk. 1226 01:09:37,286 --> 01:09:39,311 Oh, shit. 1227 01:09:39,388 --> 01:09:41,822 What's wrong? 1228 01:09:41,891 --> 01:09:43,756 Am l moving too fast? 1229 01:09:43,826 --> 01:09:45,259 Maybe l should have warned you - 1230 01:09:45,328 --> 01:09:48,889 Latinos, we don't mess around. When we fall, we fall. 1231 01:09:53,236 --> 01:09:54,601 l don't know if y ou'v e heard, 1232 01:09:54,670 --> 01:09:56,695 but last night our house was vandalized 1233 01:09:56,772 --> 01:09:59,764 and poor Jonathan was attacked, beaten up. 1234 01:09:59,842 --> 01:10:01,867 What was he doing there? 1235 01:10:01,944 --> 01:10:04,139 You said y ou guys broke up. 1236 01:10:09,085 --> 01:10:11,019 - You lied to me? - No. 1237 01:10:11,087 --> 01:10:13,317 We had broken up... 1238 01:10:13,389 --> 01:10:15,653 So, y ou're back together? 1239 01:10:15,725 --> 01:10:16,919 You don't understand. 1240 01:10:16,993 --> 01:10:19,018 There's a lot of history between Jonathan and me. 1241 01:10:19,095 --> 01:10:20,858 l do understand. 1242 01:10:20,930 --> 01:10:23,091 l was just the flavor of the week - right? 1243 01:10:23,165 --> 01:10:24,996 That's not true. 1244 01:10:25,067 --> 01:10:29,561 You went South of the Border, sampled the menu, liked it... 1245 01:10:29,639 --> 01:10:32,199 but now you're back to your comfort food. 1246 01:10:32,275 --> 01:10:33,742 You are so special to me-- 1247 01:10:33,809 --> 01:10:35,401 No. Stop. 1248 01:10:35,478 --> 01:10:39,574 You do not get to dump me and still be the nice guy. 1249 01:10:39,649 --> 01:10:41,583 Diego, l-- 1250 01:10:41,651 --> 01:10:42,982 Go! 1251 01:10:43,052 --> 01:10:44,485 Just go! 1252 01:10:44,554 --> 01:10:46,784 Get the fuck out of here ! 1253 01:11:43,846 --> 01:11:45,370 Remind whoever buys the restaurant 1254 01:11:45,448 --> 01:11:46,779 that the fridge is brand new. 1255 01:11:46,849 --> 01:11:48,942 So make sure you charge them extra. 1256 01:11:52,121 --> 01:11:54,385 l'm gonna miss you. 1257 01:11:56,325 --> 01:11:58,350 What's wrong with you? 1258 01:11:58,427 --> 01:12:02,056 You're making the right choice. You're getting out of here. 1259 01:12:02,131 --> 01:12:04,793 l'm the one who should be crying. 1260 01:12:04,867 --> 01:12:06,300 l know. 1261 01:12:06,369 --> 01:12:10,567 l'm going to move Phoenix, l'm gonna work hard... 1262 01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,938 make it on my own. 1263 01:12:13,009 --> 01:12:14,909 That's right. That's the spirit. 1264 01:12:14,977 --> 01:12:17,844 But if things don't work out, you can come live with me. 1265 01:12:17,913 --> 01:12:20,848 l have this beautiful house in Guadalajara. 1266 01:12:20,916 --> 01:12:23,384 l have this room that overlooks the Plaza. 1267 01:12:23,452 --> 01:12:25,010 lt's a guest bedroom just for you. 1268 01:12:25,087 --> 01:12:26,384 l'm gonna paint it blue. 1269 01:12:26,455 --> 01:12:29,117 You come and stay with me. Okay? 1270 01:12:31,827 --> 01:12:33,294 Let's go. 1271 01:12:33,362 --> 01:12:36,627 But anytime, you come and visit me. 1272 01:13:37,660 --> 01:13:39,525 Hello. 1273 01:13:40,996 --> 01:13:42,827 How was Europe? 1274 01:13:42,898 --> 01:13:44,695 Europe? 1275 01:13:44,767 --> 01:13:47,702 Honey, l ran out of cab fare in Riverside. 1276 01:13:50,873 --> 01:13:53,034 What are y ou doing here? 1277 01:13:53,109 --> 01:13:55,771 What do you mean? 1278 01:13:55,845 --> 01:13:58,177 You left me a message begging me to come back 1279 01:13:58,247 --> 01:14:01,273 and help you run the restaurant. 1280 01:14:03,519 --> 01:14:05,180 Things have changed. 1281 01:14:05,254 --> 01:14:07,347 We need to sell. We're broke. 1282 01:14:08,724 --> 01:14:11,488 Well, l don't think we should sell. 1283 01:14:11,560 --> 01:14:13,357 With all the gays moving into town, 1284 01:14:13,429 --> 01:14:16,421 this is becoming a very fashionable neighborhood. 1285 01:14:16,499 --> 01:14:22,460 l say that we fix up the place, change the menu, 1286 01:14:22,538 --> 01:14:24,733 double the prices, of course... 1287 01:14:24,807 --> 01:14:27,173 You can be the chef and l'll be the hostess. 1288 01:14:27,243 --> 01:14:29,711 l told you l'm leaving L.A. 1289 01:14:29,779 --> 01:14:32,441 lt would just be for a couple of months. 1290 01:14:34,483 --> 01:14:37,543 Forget it... l won't be here. 1291 01:14:37,620 --> 01:14:43,354 We can mak e tons of money and have so much fun ! 1292 01:14:43,425 --> 01:14:45,484 You'll be the hottest chef in town ! 1293 01:14:45,561 --> 01:14:48,086 Oh, my God - and so popular with the boys. 1294 01:14:48,164 --> 01:14:49,597 Can you hear me? 1295 01:14:49,665 --> 01:14:51,360 l'm leaving. 1296 01:14:51,433 --> 01:14:53,765 All right? 1297 01:14:53,836 --> 01:14:55,736 l already made plans. 1298 01:14:55,805 --> 01:14:58,501 You can't go. You have to stay. 1299 01:14:58,574 --> 01:15:02,704 l don't have to do anything - for anyone. 1300 01:15:14,256 --> 01:15:17,191 Diego, please... 1301 01:15:20,529 --> 01:15:24,021 l have nowhere to go. 1302 01:15:37,913 --> 01:15:40,973 All right... 1303 01:15:41,050 --> 01:15:43,985 Let's just say that l was to help you... 1304 01:15:44,053 --> 01:15:47,853 just for a couple of months. All right? 1305 01:15:47,923 --> 01:15:51,120 We need money. 1306 01:15:51,193 --> 01:15:54,458 Where are we gonna find that? 1307 01:16:03,572 --> 01:16:05,563 Everything is gonna work out. 1308 01:16:05,641 --> 01:16:07,575 Somos familia. 1309 01:16:13,249 --> 01:16:15,217 l even figured out a way to forgive Pablo. 1310 01:16:23,692 --> 01:16:26,718 l'll kill that bitch ! 1311 01:16:26,795 --> 01:16:28,786 Shit! 1312 01:16:31,066 --> 01:16:32,931 l don't believe this ! 1313 01:16:34,670 --> 01:16:37,264 l'll fuckin' kill this bitch ! 1314 01:16:52,154 --> 01:16:55,214 Wes, honey, you better get dressed. 1315 01:16:55,291 --> 01:16:57,725 Adam and Steve are going to be here soon. 1316 01:17:02,998 --> 01:17:06,934 Or is it Steve and Adam? The top usually goes first. 1317 01:17:09,171 --> 01:17:12,436 l called them and told them the deal is off. 1318 01:17:12,508 --> 01:17:14,874 l'm not selling. 1319 01:17:15,811 --> 01:17:17,972 Oh, come on. Not again. 1320 01:17:18,047 --> 01:17:19,878 l'm not moving. 1321 01:17:23,953 --> 01:17:26,080 Well, l am. 1322 01:17:29,291 --> 01:17:31,225 Then go. 1323 01:17:33,395 --> 01:17:36,057 You're gonna have to buy me out. 1324 01:17:36,131 --> 01:17:38,065 Whatever you want. 1325 01:17:40,869 --> 01:17:43,531 And l'm warning you, it's gonna cost you. 1326 01:17:43,605 --> 01:17:48,235 Real estate prices have gone up, which means... 1327 01:17:50,245 --> 01:17:52,372 which means we did something right. 1328 01:17:56,418 --> 01:17:58,818 l better start packing. 1329 01:18:00,155 --> 01:18:03,283 Jonathan... 1330 01:18:05,561 --> 01:18:07,529 Don't forget this. 1331 01:18:08,831 --> 01:18:11,197 l found it in your car. 1332 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,039 Not bad for a Tuesday night. 1333 01:18:53,108 --> 01:18:55,508 Not bad at all, Mr. Chef. 1334 01:18:57,980 --> 01:19:01,040 Hello, l'm Marisol. And l ordered some food to go. 1335 01:19:01,116 --> 01:19:02,777 l'll be right with you. 1336 01:19:02,851 --> 01:19:04,682 Another bottle of Pinot Noir for table five. 1337 01:19:04,753 --> 01:19:06,448 Right away, Miss Campos. 1338 01:19:06,522 --> 01:19:08,649 Call me Blanca. 1339 01:19:09,491 --> 01:19:11,356 Hey, what's taking so long? 1340 01:19:11,427 --> 01:19:13,361 l'm so sorry, papi. lt's coming. 1341 01:19:16,565 --> 01:19:18,999 How much do l owe you? 1342 01:19:19,068 --> 01:19:21,263 lt's on the house. 1343 01:19:21,336 --> 01:19:23,201 Bon appetit. 1344 01:19:23,272 --> 01:19:24,899 That's sweet. 1345 01:19:24,973 --> 01:19:26,600 They're giving it to us for free. 1346 01:19:26,675 --> 01:19:28,609 Let's just go. 1347 01:19:34,850 --> 01:19:37,910 Listen, l know you want to move, 1348 01:19:37,986 --> 01:19:40,750 but would you consider staying a little longer? 1349 01:19:40,823 --> 01:19:43,883 We're doing so well - l don't want to jinx it. 1350 01:19:43,959 --> 01:19:45,893 l'll be right there... 1351 01:19:45,961 --> 01:19:49,226 Just think about it. Please. 1352 01:20:32,641 --> 01:20:34,666 Felicidades, se�or chef. 1353 01:20:37,379 --> 01:20:38,812 Hi. 1354 01:20:39,882 --> 01:20:41,281 l wanted to go to the restaurant, 1355 01:20:41,350 --> 01:20:44,080 but l wasn't sure y ou were ready to see me yet. 1356 01:20:51,994 --> 01:20:53,928 Staying? 1357 01:20:56,732 --> 01:20:58,666 For now. Yeah. 1358 01:21:02,337 --> 01:21:03,770 Here. 1359 01:21:17,619 --> 01:21:19,780 A silver bracelet. 1360 01:21:19,855 --> 01:21:21,049 How original. 1361 01:21:23,392 --> 01:21:26,919 Turn it around. l had your name engraved on it. 1362 01:21:29,298 --> 01:21:31,232 lt has a date on it. 1363 01:21:33,502 --> 01:21:35,527 That's not my birthday. 1364 01:21:38,473 --> 01:21:42,068 lt's the first time we made love... 1365 01:21:45,314 --> 01:21:48,340 And hopefully not the last. 1366 01:22:09,271 --> 01:22:12,138 l guess we'll see... 1367 01:22:12,207 --> 01:22:14,232 Won't we? 92050

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