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片名：不玩美女人
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不要板著臉
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我沒有板著臉
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要喝香檳嗎？ -不要
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放鬆一下，一杯就好
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我很放鬆，我沒有板著臉
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我天生臭臉
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你還好吧？
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很好
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確定？ -是
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要跳舞嗎？
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來吧
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你先去，我隨後就來
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(超大咖)
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可惡
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學校打來的！ -別這麼大聲
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不是學校，是我姊
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沒事，你繼續睡
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喂？
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怎麼了嗎？
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你在哪裡？
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夜店
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我下次回診什麼時候？
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我想提早
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幫我插隊
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露西！現在是半夜一點
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你想要我怎樣？
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我就說我不舒服
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真的，我…
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我會噁心
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謝謝
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明天見
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她怎麼了？
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她很緊張
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好可憐
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睡過去一點，我都沒地方睡
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你不是說她病好了？
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是啊
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如果病好了，她緊張什麼？
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我哪知道
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借過
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你幹什麼？你要走了？
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對，我覺得很無聊，我40歲了
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我不抽菸喝酒
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不想為無聊浪費時間
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別走，你先坐
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你可以選一個，你看那一個
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他正要走過來，長得很帥
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看起來像賣車的
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你也配合一點嘛
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我可以坐下嗎？
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蘇菲在叫我
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你們在慶祝什麼？
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我知道你想把的是我妹
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她走開了，你被困在這裡
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你想再混一下
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因為快閃會被當混蛋
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沒關係就走吧，不必沒話找話說
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我沒有這麼想
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但既然你這麼說
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我不能走，不然會被當混蛋
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你要我離開？我本來就想走
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如果你離開，會被當混蛋
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你來不來？ -馬上來
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不用麻煩了，我們不合
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這裡有一半的人在羨慕你
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是啊！那幹嘛來騷擾我？
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這是怎麼回事？
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我不討喜？
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不是你想的那樣
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你心裡認為
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像她那樣的女人
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怎捨得拒絕我這個極品男？
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我可沒這麼想
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克羅威，快來
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我們在等你 -馬上來
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去吧，有人在等你
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怎麼稱呼？ -不會吧
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哪有「不會吧」這種名字
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可惡，你真的很煩
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我請你喝一杯？
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不用，謝謝
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我提供你郊區別墅的舒適生活？
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不必了
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我請你喝咖啡？ -不要
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喝茶？ -不要
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呼麻？ -不要
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吃妹妹？ -不要…不要！
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我請你跳舞？來吧
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不要
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來跳舞吧 -我要走了
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我可是舞棍
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放手，不要煩我
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我不要你，我誰都不要
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我沒興趣，不要打擾我
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好可怕
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什麼可怕？
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胸部的切片，像這樣
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你整天看裸女不覺得噁心？
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怎麼會？這是天下第一爽缺
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摸ㄋㄟㄋㄟ還有錢賺
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真的摸啊？邊看邊…
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聽好
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我剛才也說過
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我就知道 -什麼？
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你沒事
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你的乳房沒問題，好嗎？
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你現在覺得？
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糟透了
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孤單，你懂吧？
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我覺得有點失落
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我生病時，有一段療程
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我會回診，會與人接觸
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大家都很親切照顧我
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以前沒有這種待遇
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我很享受一大早在床上吃早餐
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醫院簡直就像度假村
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現在我不舒服，覺得疲勞
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因為療程結束
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大家都回歸正常生活
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我就有一點失落
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我在店裡工作一整天會很累
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我覺得孤單
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對，你要開始為接下來打算
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什麼接下來？
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重建你的人生
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重建人生的意思是？
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練瑜珈
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跟朋友見面
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我的朋友都跟以前一樣
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我變太多，已經沒有朋友了
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好了
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你已經康復了，這才是重點
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我還是會給你開止痛藥
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疼痛會減少
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對抗疲倦最好的方法是運動
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還可以減少復發的機率
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怎麼還會復發？
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沒事沒事，不要往那邊想
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去找個男人談戀愛
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保證可以降低復發的風險
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你要我馬上去找個男人？
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對，愛情非常有益健康
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相當於每日五蔬果
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白癡喔
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我辦不到 -你可以
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就算找到男人，你想想看
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到時候他會看我裸體？
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是，很有可能
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我應付不了這種場面
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說真的…
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頭髮會再長出來
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是？
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醫師？ -是
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瑪格女士在候診室了
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我馬上來
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瑪格女士
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很厚的病歷
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我最重要的病人
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去吧
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嗨，親愛的
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我幫你買了巧克力麵包
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你在看什麼？
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電視
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外婆說你中午去找她
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她跟我說… -她說什麼？
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沒說什麼
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女人都有的狀況
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血紅大軍入侵
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我的月經來了
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要慶祝嗎？想要禮物嗎？
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不要
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好啦，這很值得紀念
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你已經是女人了
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歐登絲，是我，媽媽
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還好嗎？需要幫忙嗎？
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判斷下列函數的開口方向
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並求對應拋物線的頂點座標
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好吧
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換一頂假髮
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什麼？ -你像阿達一族的魔帝女
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換頂假髮吧
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好
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您好 -您好
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我幫得上忙嗎？
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謝謝，我只是看看而已
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金髮
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什麼？
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不行，金髮我媽不喜歡
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是您還是您母親要戴？
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是我，可是要考慮到我媽
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哪一種癌症？
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沒有，我沒有癌症
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乳癌
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這不好吧，不要
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把握難得的機會
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這說法怪怪的
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哪裡怪？
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把握機會換造型
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通常我們會說把握人生
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不是把握得癌症的機會
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說什麼傻話
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誰也不懂如何把握人生
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有辦法的話，大家早就把握了
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難道不是嗎？
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好吧
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來
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跟我來
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來啊
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進來，不要怕
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過來，你先坐
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坐下，我馬上回來
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等等
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等我一下
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喂？
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晚上6點
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穿舒適的運動服
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好，待會見
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不要動
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這是定律：女人就該化妝
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不是嗎？
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好了
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太瘋狂了，我自己都認不出來
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女人的美麗三分靠天生
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剩下的七分靠什麼？
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什麼？
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我不知道 -打扮
228
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,065
謝謝
229
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,364
不客氣
230
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,529
您母親會很高興
231
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,354
菲約太太又幫她丈夫買杜鵑花
232
00:16:31,623 --> 00:16:34,091
我知道你覺得墓碑前擺杜鵑花很低俗
233
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,627
杜鵑花！俗不可耐！
234
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,662
不幫她丈夫的墓碑買花才低俗
235
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,202
認真一點
236
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,106
還有B走道的花要種
237
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,539
我10點半跟卡特琳有約
238
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,075
我們要寄禮物給黑人小朋友
239
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:03,280
羅神父讓我們看一部影片
240
00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,320
他們生活得好快樂
241
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,327
你應該去當志工
242
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:14,230
才不會鑽牛角尖
243
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:18,497
看別人那麼慘，你就想開了
244
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,940
不要坐在墳墓上
245
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:22,902
我說過多少次
246
00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,236
沒關係啦
247
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:27,810
不可以坐在死者頭上
248
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:29,641
鏟子給我
249
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,872
你甚至沒注意到我換了造型
250
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,576
鏟子拿來
251
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,078
我換了假髮
252
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:37,685
媽媽
253
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:39,613
你跟我說話？
254
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,859
沒事，我擔心歐登絲
255
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,288
她是青少年
256
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,227
自古以來青少年總是討人厭
257
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,729
她又不是第一個
258
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,099
習慣了就好
259
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,075
我以前年輕的時候呢？
260
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,141
難搞
261
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:10,253
你老是無病呻吟想引人注意
262
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:13,850
實在很難搞
263
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,096
喂？
264
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,894
當你說「不要來煩我」
265
00:18:19,998 --> 00:18:21,867
真的是字面上的意思
266
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:23,698
還是暗示我把你撲倒？
267
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,238
你有毛病？ -不
268
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,474
你放心，我不會愛上你
269
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,532
對我來說
270
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,577
愛情只能用來賣雜誌、保養霜
271
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,703
還有電影票
272
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,114
真相才沒有那麼浪漫
273
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,949
你打給我就為了說這些？
274
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,780
我們可以約出來碰面？
275
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:40,642
例如，星期二？
276
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:43,916
星期二
277
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,148
星期二，星期二
278
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,351
我要查一下，因為…
279
00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:50,628
我有很多事要忙
280
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:51,658
星期二？
281
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,458
不行，我沒空，因為…
282
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,362
我星期二晚上有事
283
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,399
星期三？
284
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,666
星期三…
285
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,601
星期三，我有事
286
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:01,195
是另一件事
287
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,399
反正就是有事
288
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:06,239
所以星期三我也不行
289
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,240
星期四？ -星期四？
290
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,413
星期四…星期四…
291
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,746
露西！
292
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:14,746
好
293
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,014
好，星期四，星期四我有空
294
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:17,952
糟了
295
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:21,457
誰打來的？
296
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:22,356
沒什麼
297
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,229
動作快一點
298
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:26,930
你會害我遲到
299
00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,932
我10點要去教堂
300
00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,568
這是什麼新花樣？
301
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,640
你要去跳康康舞嗎？
302
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:45,407
我只是試試看
303
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,559
(我在阿格巷3號3樓，達莉拉)
304
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,331
彎腰
305
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,903
夏洛特，彎腰
306
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:09,639
來吧
307
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,808
上天給你屁股不只是拿來坐的
308
00:20:13,812 --> 00:20:16,007
很好，接著轉身
309
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,713
薇薇安，做不到就不要勉強
310
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:19,815
很好
311
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,241
不好意思
312
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,285
是？你是要進來
313
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,616
還是要開門透氣？
314
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,520
進來吧
315
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,492
繼續踮腳，踮腳
316
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:30,619
停！ -您好
317
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,720
非常好
318
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,128
下星期見
319
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,927
吉拉，再見
320
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,002
記得要補充水分
321
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,608
現在，換新同學了
322
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,439
來，大家站起來
323
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,643
我只是來還您假髮 -謝謝
324
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,712
你站在那邊
325
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:55,679
排成一列
326
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:59,248
在鏡子前站成一排
327
00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,590
散開一點
328
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,155
我只是來還假髮的
329
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,230
很好
330
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,689
什麼狀況
331
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,961
第一課，表現友善
332
00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:15,401
看著鏡子裡的自己
333
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,835
對，觀察自己，來吧
334
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:21,778
你們看到什麼？
335
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,118
大家都站在鏡子前
336
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:33,486
面對鏡子
337
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:40,724
鏡子就在你面前
338
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,200
在你面前
339
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,097
觀察自己
340
00:21:43,201 --> 00:21:44,463
看自己
341
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,466
你這麼美，你自己看！
342
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,274
好了，美女們
343
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,472
觀察你自己，看鏡子
344
00:21:57,015 --> 00:21:58,482
你也一樣，看鏡子
345
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:02,583
大家都沒說話
346
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:03,814
你們看到了什麼？
347
00:22:03,922 --> 00:22:05,651
我看到一隻肥母牛
348
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,918
好，好
349
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,520
你叫什麼名字？
350
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:11,788
你叫什麼名字？
351
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:13,626
法莉達 -法莉達
352
00:22:13,765 --> 00:22:15,096
法莉達
353
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,762
摸你的大腿
354
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:18,591
摸你的大腿
355
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:21,571
不是…大腿的皮膚
356
00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,231
撫摸
357
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,634
撫摸你自己
358
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,778
怎麼樣？有什麼感覺？
359
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,477
鬆鬆的 -鬆鬆的
360
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:31,981
好，閉上眼睛
361
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,751
閉上眼睛，繼續摸你的皮膚
362
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:35,547
很好
363
00:22:35,887 --> 00:22:37,184
現在有什麼感覺？
364
00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:40,254
很柔軟
365
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:42,517
很柔軟
366
00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,086
對，很柔軟
367
00:22:45,597 --> 00:22:47,963
來吧，美女，來吧
368
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,062
來吧
369
00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:51,834
閉上眼睛
370
00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:54,471
閉上眼睛
371
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,565
現在，撫摸自己
372
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,310
輕輕的撫摸自己
373
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,879
臀部
374
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,704
胸部
375
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,817
輕輕的撫摸自己
376
00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:49,523
要溫柔
377
00:23:50,796 --> 00:23:51,854
要友善
378
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:54,756
要當個女人
379
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,428
小姐們，我有話要說
380
00:24:00,672 --> 00:24:02,503
我跟你們一樣不喜歡浪費時間
381
00:24:02,707 --> 00:24:04,937
或者是你們覺得自己不值得
382
00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:07,805
我們在這裡只是浪費時間
383
00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:11,280
或者是你們相信「我很美」
384
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:13,317
這樣，我們就能開始鍛鍊
385
00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:13,975
可以嗎？
386
00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:15,677
好，大家一起說
387
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:17,317
這就像個練習
388
00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:18,912
我們要說：「我很美」
389
00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,618
跟著我的手勢說：「我很美」
390
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,291
說
391
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:26,292
我很美
392
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,895
我們再說一遍，熱烈一點
393
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:29,659
來吧
394
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,167
說
395
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,669
我很美
396
00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,967
好，很好
397
00:24:36,107 --> 00:24:38,200
下次會更好，已經不錯了
398
00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:41,711
幸好當女人是可以學的
399
00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:06,660
請慢用 -謝謝
400
00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:21,884
午安
401
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:22,949
午安
402
00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:24,214
我臨時有事
403
00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:26,917
不會花太多時間
404
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,454
沒關係，我先走了
405
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,118
反正我有事要忙
406
00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:31,695
之後我們可以去喝一杯
407
00:25:31,796 --> 00:25:32,694
上車
408
00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:35,766
不用了，下次吧
409
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:36,629
來吧
410
00:25:49,314 --> 00:25:50,747
要去哪裡？ -坐好了？
411
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,874
好了
412
00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:19,772
不必
413
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:34,757
你還說很急，我正在約會耶
414
00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:36,855
你很漂亮
415
00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:38,589
你就這樣直接去餐廳
416
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:40,261
披頭散髮？
417
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,797
當然不行
418
00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:44,895
我不想被人當成老太婆
419
00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:46,197
老太婆？你不是老太婆
420
00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:48,431
你太年輕，連色情雜誌都不能買
421
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,099
他很乖吧？
422
00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:55,008
他每星期二來幫我打扮
423
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:57,973
你們會留下來吃飯？
424
00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:01,018
瑪莉露做完療程，她想見你
425
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,485
奶奶，我要跟露西去吃飯
426
00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:04,646
下次好不好？
427
00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,383
哪有什麼下次？
428
00:27:06,591 --> 00:27:09,958
下次說不定她就死了
429
00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:15,665
跟克羅威吃午餐我很開心
430
00:27:15,767 --> 00:27:16,529
我知道
431
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:17,602
午安
432
00:27:17,836 --> 00:27:20,236
午安，你好嗎？ -你好嗎？
433
00:27:20,338 --> 00:27:22,397
用餐愉快
434
00:27:22,507 --> 00:27:23,337
你好
435
00:27:23,441 --> 00:27:24,738
我想坐這 -這裡？
436
00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:25,867
對，太好了
437
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,205
謝謝您幫助我
438
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:28,836
您真好
439
00:27:29,814 --> 00:27:30,906
謝謝
440
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:32,881
午安，你好嗎？
441
00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:36,782
老傢伙，你好
442
00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:38,082
你好 -還活著？
443
00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:39,918
你帶新的女朋友來？
444
00:27:40,091 --> 00:27:42,491
我們沒有在交往
445
00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:44,357
我還沒吻過她
446
00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:46,291
你在等什麼？
447
00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:47,462
我們本來打算去喝一杯
448
00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:49,362
找個浪漫的地方
449
00:27:49,467 --> 00:27:51,935
結果卻跟一群老人吃火腿和薯泥
450
00:27:52,037 --> 00:27:53,800
我不確定她還肯再來
451
00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:56,503
假裝我們不存在
452
00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:57,573
這可不容易
453
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,610
這是我有生以來最糟的約會
454
00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:00,809
少來了
455
00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:03,380
我們想知道你怎麼辦到的
456
00:28:03,715 --> 00:28:05,979
莎洛美說你是專家
457
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:07,984
是啊，是啊
458
00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:12,182
小本本拿出來
459
00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:14,717
作筆記
460
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:20,587
首先，要懂得讀取訊息
461
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,962
如果她的鞋在腳尖上晃
462
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:27,269
甚至於她的腳在鞋子裡滑進滑出
463
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:28,964
就表示你吸引到她的注意
464
00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:32,135
你就可以發動攻勢
465
00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:40,710
什麼？
466
00:28:47,992 --> 00:28:49,323
我試著找話題
467
00:28:49,427 --> 00:28:50,826
可是你在旁邊嚼個不停
468
00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:53,295
難怪你們把不到妹
469
00:28:53,431 --> 00:28:54,056
她們都不理我們
470
00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:55,757
她們不理你們？
471
00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:58,529
不要因為年紀大就不敢把妹
472
00:28:58,636 --> 00:29:00,263
餐巾拿掉，你又不是三歲小孩
473
00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:01,633
還有你
474
00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:05,539
不要埋頭猛吃薯泥，你會噎死
475
00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:06,708
不能因為她們吃團膳
476
00:29:06,811 --> 00:29:09,041
餐廳照明是日光燈
477
00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:10,808
她們就沒有作夢的權利
478
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:11,779
她們是淑女
479
00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:13,510
而你們，你們是紳士
480
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:14,847
看看她們
481
00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:16,147
她們都在期待同一件事
482
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,154
這裡是安養院
483
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,584
我們都等著同一件事
484
00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:22,687
看著她們
485
00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:24,518
認真的看她們
486
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,693
你看她
487
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,929
她摸自己的手腕
488
00:29:32,337 --> 00:29:33,736
說不定她會接受
489
00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:35,134
說不定這是開端
490
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,132
那邊的那位
491
00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:42,273
難道還要我教你？
492
00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:46,411
女人，她們要的就是感情
493
00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:47,573
就是心動
494
00:29:47,685 --> 00:29:50,176
就是被愛，覺得自己被尊重
495
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,882
她們必須覺得自己獨特不凡
496
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,787
她們想成為男人最後的真愛
497
00:29:56,895 --> 00:29:58,021
就是這樣
498
00:29:59,330 --> 00:30:01,025
你們放心，我們的要求沒這麼多
499
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,225
我們要的跟你們完全相同
500
00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:06,068
只是希望有人無條件愛我們
501
00:30:16,381 --> 00:30:17,177
你看？
502
00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:21,814
這就是我的策略
503
00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:26,082
不然呢？ -還好吧
504
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:49,704
謝謝
505
00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:52,843
我該走了
506
00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:56,345
鑰匙
507
00:31:04,762 --> 00:31:05,854
安全帽
508
00:31:07,065 --> 00:31:07,895
安全帽
509
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:08,761
啊？
510
00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:10,927
安全帽
511
00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:15,064
對，這頂很棒
512
00:31:16,941 --> 00:31:19,466
如果你不介意，我想先留著
513
00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:22,304
剛好有需要，可是我沒有
514
00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:24,142
我在想
515
00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:26,816
因為這附近很吵
516
00:31:27,118 --> 00:31:29,916
我想這個應該可以隔音
517
00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:31,578
總之，今天晚上謝謝你
518
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:35,192
你的地址給我，我會帶去還給你
519
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:36,792
謝謝
520
00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:38,525
門沒鎖
521
00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:05,822
孩子，你動作怎麼那麼慢？
522
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,057
看看你妹妹
523
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:11,956
她的進度比你快多了
524
00:32:12,063 --> 00:32:13,621
對不起，我累了
525
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:15,899
你應該不至於太累
526
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:16,862
你才剛起床
527
00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:19,732
臉上還有枕頭印
528
00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:21,429
你要振作一點
529
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:25,771
我安排你跟阿榮約會
530
00:32:26,177 --> 00:32:28,008
阿榮？誰啊？
531
00:32:28,212 --> 00:32:29,440
他是彈風琴的
532
00:32:29,981 --> 00:32:31,312
那個牙齒有縫的？
533
00:32:31,649 --> 00:32:33,583
你這個年紀不要挑三揀四
534
00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:36,085
他肯答應就算你走運了
535
00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:37,245
阿榮，不可能
536
00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:38,720
我說不要就不要
537
00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:41,290
你不為自己，也要為女兒著想
538
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:43,292
青春期很麻煩
539
00:32:43,561 --> 00:32:44,528
我和寶琳也不對盤
540
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:45,926
幸好還有史戴凡在
541
00:32:48,099 --> 00:32:48,963
你要來一點嗎？
542
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:49,827
不要
543
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:04,310
別再照了，鏡子都會被你照壞
544
00:33:04,415 --> 00:33:05,575
看看你妹妹
545
00:33:05,683 --> 00:33:07,844
她才不會整天照鏡子
546
00:33:08,386 --> 00:33:09,978
我不是照鏡子，我是觀察自己
547
00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:12,849
無論何時何地
548
00:33:13,024 --> 00:33:14,548
我忍不住觀察自己
549
00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:17,793
當我坐上車，還沒開始發動
550
00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,897
我會扳後照鏡觀察自己
551
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:21,625
等紅燈時也一樣
552
00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:24,426
我會看電腦螢幕上的倒影
553
00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:26,765
電梯和櫥窗當然不放過
554
00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,532
甚至從刀面、小湯匙
555
00:33:28,639 --> 00:33:30,266
別人的太陽眼鏡上看我自己
556
00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:31,842
我跟自己長得不像
557
00:33:34,912 --> 00:33:38,643
那不是我，我的倒影跟我不合
558
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:39,876
所以我要確認
559
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,678
據說美人愛照鏡子，其實不然
560
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,820
不喜歡自己的人才會照鏡子
561
00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:52,755
住院時，我的外表和內在一樣醜
562
00:33:53,131 --> 00:33:54,860
醫院裡越憔悴的人越得到關愛
563
00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:58,800
你的醫生一定很辛苦
564
00:35:17,915 --> 00:35:20,406
生過病的人很難痊癒
565
00:35:25,356 --> 00:35:26,653
美女們，很棒
566
00:35:29,327 --> 00:35:30,419
休息一下
567
00:35:30,928 --> 00:35:32,054
放鬆
568
00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:35,398
這片廢墟必須重建
569
00:35:39,370 --> 00:35:41,770
假期結束後，我們要開始認真鍛鍊
570
00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:45,170
你們將學習脫衣舞
571
00:35:45,309 --> 00:35:46,571
脫衣舞
572
00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:47,974
就像蒂塔范提斯？
573
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:49,272
不，親愛的
574
00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,875
不像蒂塔范提斯
575
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,974
我不要求你們在香檳杯裡跳舞
576
00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:56,477
好可惜
577
00:35:57,788 --> 00:35:59,881
不過兩個月後
578
00:36:00,258 --> 00:36:01,953
你們要準備好參加盛大演出
579
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:03,449
意思是？
580
00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:05,624
年底盛大演出 -什麼？
581
00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:08,460
你們不是來較量身材的
582
00:36:08,966 --> 00:36:10,456
我們身為女人
583
00:36:13,704 --> 00:36:15,296
我們要展現自我
584
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,500
接受自我
585
00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:19,471
在所有人面前
586
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:24,810
我們要在別人面前脫衣服？
587
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,406
對，親愛的
588
00:36:26,884 --> 00:36:29,478
那些人叫觀眾
589
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:31,518
不行，老實說
590
00:36:31,622 --> 00:36:32,850
這是不可能的
591
00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:34,751
親愛的，有什麼不可能？
592
00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:37,389
在別人面前脫衣服，我做不到
593
00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:41,359
你可以，大家都可以
594
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,702
我不可能在我媽面前
595
00:36:50,808 --> 00:36:52,275
只用羽毛遮屁股跳舞
596
00:36:54,912 --> 00:36:56,812
你可以的
597
00:36:58,349 --> 00:36:59,680
她會受不了
598
00:37:07,425 --> 00:37:08,949
雙螢幕，親愛的
599
00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:10,055
什麼？
600
00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:14,860
你一邊滑手機一邊看電腦
601
00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:22,730
今天的晚餐你自己解決
602
00:37:26,010 --> 00:37:26,874
你要出門？
603
00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:33,039
對，我有東西要還給朋友
604
00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:38,322
我看起來如何？
605
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:44,359
好極了
606
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:46,122
謝謝你
607
00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:47,197
待會見
608
00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:37,503
討厭
609
00:38:41,919 --> 00:38:43,819
可惡
610
00:38:44,288 --> 00:38:46,153
去那邊找找看
611
00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:50,051
好無聊
612
00:38:50,127 --> 00:38:52,288
找到了 -拿來
613
00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:56,226
煩死了
614
00:39:10,047 --> 00:39:11,378
還你安全帽
615
00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:30,631
所以呢？
616
00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:32,265
所以什麼？
617
00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:34,664
多久沒做愛了？
618
00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:41,944
我不知道
619
00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:49,051
3天？
620
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:52,189
3個月？
621
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:56,417
3年！
622
00:39:57,628 --> 00:39:58,560
我的天
623
00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,221
好吧
624
00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:02,792
交給我處理 -不好吧
625
00:40:02,967 --> 00:40:04,628
我們可以先聊天
626
00:40:07,705 --> 00:40:08,637
謝謝
627
00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:12,202
這是你的把妹招數？
628
00:40:12,309 --> 00:40:14,140
日本茶
629
00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:16,174
黑膠唱片
630
00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:20,350
我會聽她們說話
631
00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:22,745
讓她們願意開口
632
00:40:23,921 --> 00:40:24,853
這樣就夠了？
633
00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:26,551
通常是
634
00:40:27,124 --> 00:40:28,056
溫馨提醒
635
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:30,525
我們聊的絕對不會洩漏出去
636
00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:32,789
我會保守秘密
637
00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:36,563
我表現得感同身受
638
00:40:37,835 --> 00:40:39,996
讓她們覺得我真的有興趣
639
00:40:42,006 --> 00:40:43,234
然後我讓她們看A片
640
00:40:44,308 --> 00:40:45,297
好，我懂了
641
00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:47,033
來吧，秀給我看
642
00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:50,778
不是A片，是之前的
643
00:40:50,881 --> 00:40:53,213
感同身受的傾聽
644
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,012
那就必須告訴我一些事
645
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,381
透露某些秘密
646
00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:57,350
例如？
647
00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:03,753
亂倫，強暴，不治之症
648
00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:05,026
我照單全收
649
00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:07,726
好
650
00:41:10,034 --> 00:41:11,592
那個…
651
00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:21,444
其實，我小時候想當舞者
652
00:41:21,645 --> 00:41:22,612
我還算有天分
653
00:41:22,713 --> 00:41:24,840
總之，我母親不答應
654
00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:29,314
真的，好神奇
655
00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:31,081
我再說個別的，這招有效
656
00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:32,880
你沒有要抱怨的？
657
00:41:33,524 --> 00:41:36,550
你還好嗎？沒有困擾嗎？
658
00:41:38,262 --> 00:41:39,194
對你
659
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:41,127
我有一個絕招
660
00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:43,489
在任何情況下都有效？
661
00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:44,932
沒錯
662
00:41:45,469 --> 00:41:46,026
太棒了
663
00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:48,161
然後你就把女人騙上床？
664
00:41:48,372 --> 00:41:49,339
通常是
665
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,139
跟你說，這招對我無效
666
00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:15,262
真老套
667
00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:22,503
這一招不管用
668
00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:24,970
不行
669
00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:26,875
不可能
670
00:42:28,245 --> 00:42:32,616
你真美麗…
671
00:42:32,616 --> 00:42:34,083
給你一點面子
672
00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:49,560
你如此美麗
673
00:42:55,506 --> 00:42:57,565
常住我心
674
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:02,379
難道你沒發現
675
00:43:05,482 --> 00:43:09,179
你是我所有希冀
676
00:43:10,454 --> 00:43:11,188
對不起
677
00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:17,184
你是我唯一所求
678
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:25,630
你如此美麗
679
00:43:27,471 --> 00:43:29,166
常住我心
680
00:43:33,344 --> 00:43:38,782
如此快樂幸福
681
00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:45,382
都因為你
682
00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:48,354
不行，我要去洗手間
683
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,597
右手邊
684
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:29,628
不會吧
685
00:44:38,976 --> 00:44:41,274
你浴室裡怎麼有那麼多東西？
686
00:44:42,046 --> 00:44:44,446
那是電視購物
687
00:44:45,249 --> 00:44:47,183
我當然知道是電視購物
688
00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:50,682
因為我會失眠
689
00:44:51,388 --> 00:44:53,447
所以我全買 -全部？
690
00:44:53,557 --> 00:44:54,649
全買 -全部？
691
00:44:54,758 --> 00:44:56,953
全買
692
00:44:58,395 --> 00:44:59,726
沒有人會買電視購物
693
00:44:59,830 --> 00:45:01,923
有，我和我奶奶
694
00:45:02,099 --> 00:45:04,590
她半夜打電話說要買這買那
695
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,567
這個在特價，買吧！
696
00:45:06,670 --> 00:45:07,728
所以我就買了
697
00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:09,305
可是這個用不到吧？
698
00:45:09,973 --> 00:45:11,440
用過幾次，沒用過
699
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,939
眼部護理儀？這是女人用的
700
00:45:14,478 --> 00:45:17,038
或許吧，可以消黑眼圈
701
00:45:18,082 --> 00:45:19,743
你說全買，真的全買？
702
00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:20,714
對，全部
703
00:45:21,218 --> 00:45:22,913
你該不會有腹肌訓練器？
704
00:45:23,887 --> 00:45:24,819
我還有全功能健身機
705
00:45:24,922 --> 00:45:26,287
不會吧？ -在樓上
706
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:27,755
真的嗎？ -真的
707
00:45:29,426 --> 00:45:30,620
你沒有蔬果切片器吧？
708
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,660
在廚房裡
709
00:45:31,762 --> 00:45:33,354
還能切絲？ -當然
710
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:34,561
我討厭你
711
00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:35,859
我有能切開鞋子的刀
712
00:45:35,966 --> 00:45:36,933
這是基本配備
713
00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:37,966
我有兩把
714
00:45:38,635 --> 00:45:39,932
而且 -什麼？
715
00:45:42,139 --> 00:45:43,436
我有掃地機
716
00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:45,474
超大刷頭 -沒錯
717
00:45:45,843 --> 00:45:47,470
可伸縮握把？ -對啊
718
00:45:47,811 --> 00:45:49,836
還有照明燈可用在傢俱底下
719
00:45:50,214 --> 00:45:51,772
如何？ -我嘆為觀止
720
00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:52,371
是吧？
721
00:45:52,483 --> 00:45:54,314
其實你很孤單，很可憐
722
00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:56,978
對，可是從前我孤單，我可憐
723
00:45:57,087 --> 00:45:59,647
而且沒有汽車用工具箱
724
00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:01,182
所以我進步了
725
00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:03,684
還有別的花樣嗎？
726
00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:06,422
我有一堆芳香蠟燭
727
00:46:07,097 --> 00:46:08,064
那個就不必了
728
00:46:16,373 --> 00:46:17,203
什麼？
729
00:46:18,408 --> 00:46:20,899
其實我該走了，我忘了我還要早起
730
00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:22,035
你想幹什麼？
731
00:46:22,379 --> 00:46:23,175
沒什麼
732
00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:26,477
你為什麼來我家？
733
00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,885
還你安全帽
734
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:32,149
還我安全帽？ -對啊
735
00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:33,314
你耍我？
736
00:46:33,423 --> 00:46:35,186
沒有，只是我…
737
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,953
你無法理解
738
00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:38,192
對不起，原諒我
739
00:47:17,701 --> 00:47:19,066
你換髮型了？
740
00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:20,831
你不喜歡？
741
00:47:20,938 --> 00:47:22,235
我很喜歡，很適合你
742
00:47:22,339 --> 00:47:23,067
真的？
743
00:47:23,273 --> 00:47:24,934
你有對象了？ -沒有
744
00:47:25,209 --> 00:47:26,904
或許有吧，我不知道
745
00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:29,171
有個男人叫克羅威
746
00:47:29,746 --> 00:47:31,304
我不清楚，我想我還沒準備好
747
00:47:31,415 --> 00:47:32,313
是嗎？
748
00:47:38,188 --> 00:47:39,485
比尿還難喝
749
00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:44,354
可惡，我累了，我不行了
750
00:47:44,461 --> 00:47:45,621
真的？ -真的
751
00:47:45,796 --> 00:47:47,354
我想我得嗑藥提神
752
00:47:47,831 --> 00:47:49,196
不是吧？ -是
753
00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:49,822
別這樣！
754
00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:53,300
沒有啦！我等一下要去開刀
755
00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:55,400
拉榭先生，您好 -賽琳，您好
756
00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:57,063
您好嗎？ -很好，您呢？
757
00:47:57,841 --> 00:47:58,569
我們待會見？
758
00:47:58,675 --> 00:48:00,540
待會見 -待會見
759
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:06,410
看來這不適合我
760
00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:07,778
什麼不適合你？
761
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:09,284
過得開心
762
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:11,946
與人互動、幸福感…之類的
763
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:14,080
我想我對任何形式的幸福過敏
764
00:48:14,291 --> 00:48:16,782
不然就是幸福對我過敏，更慘
765
00:48:18,996 --> 00:48:21,430
我會孤老一生 -孤老肉
766
00:48:21,765 --> 00:48:24,563
反正我對人生一無所知
767
00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:31,370
Siri？
768
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,544
人生的意義是什麼？
769
00:48:35,712 --> 00:48:39,079
我不認為人們對這問題有共識
770
00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:40,812
Siri？
771
00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:42,317
人生的意義是什麼？
772
00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:44,277
我不知道
773
00:48:44,388 --> 00:48:47,152
不過我相信有相關的應用軟體
774
00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:51,057
Siri，人生的意義是什麼？
775
00:48:51,161 --> 00:48:53,629
好了，你再問就要當機了
776
00:48:53,897 --> 00:48:57,958
當今的最佳解答似乎是巧克力
777
00:48:58,268 --> 00:48:59,565
這就對了
778
00:48:59,803 --> 00:49:00,895
我們都很滿意
779
00:49:07,577 --> 00:49:09,169
每天我都看著人離開
780
00:49:09,579 --> 00:49:11,604
人生真是一個大笑話
781
00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:13,144
所以拜託你，露露
782
00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,808
就做你覺得好玩的事
783
00:49:14,918 --> 00:49:17,853
其它的不要再抱怨
784
00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:28,287
對不起，我遲到了
785
00:49:28,465 --> 00:49:29,796
要怪我先生
786
00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:32,465
他忘了帶索菲安的書包
787
00:49:34,104 --> 00:49:35,935
他搞不定三個小孩
788
00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:37,404
不知道他怎麼應付員工
789
00:49:37,507 --> 00:49:38,701
三個書包
790
00:49:39,242 --> 00:49:40,402
三本筆記
791
00:49:40,644 --> 00:49:41,975
三份點心 -還好吧
792
00:49:42,079 --> 00:49:43,842
不要去讀軍校
793
00:49:44,114 --> 00:49:45,547
他們要如何主持作戰？
794
00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:47,844
糟糕，忘了裝設飛彈！
795
00:49:47,951 --> 00:49:50,112
搞錯了！
796
00:49:50,787 --> 00:49:52,652
今天早上順利嗎？ -很順利
797
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:54,515
我們學到如何脫胸罩
798
00:49:54,624 --> 00:49:55,613
這個厲害
799
00:49:55,726 --> 00:49:57,591
克蘿黛最有天份
800
00:49:58,061 --> 00:50:01,189
我在半年內天天袒胸露乳
801
00:50:01,298 --> 00:50:02,424
我訓練有素
802
00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:03,658
難怪
803
00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:05,825
然後我們用椅子來練習
804
00:50:05,936 --> 00:50:07,995
露西給我們露了一手
805
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:10,164
簡直是專業級舞者
806
00:50:11,108 --> 00:50:12,666
我們家的人筋骨柔軟
807
00:50:12,776 --> 00:50:14,505
我遺傳到我媽
808
00:50:15,145 --> 00:50:17,773
遺傳到她的柔軟和癌症基因
809
00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:20,575
沒上到課我嘔死了
810
00:50:20,751 --> 00:50:23,982
今晚莎碧要跳脫衣舞給老公看
811
00:50:24,087 --> 00:50:25,714
場面一定很火熱
812
00:50:25,822 --> 00:50:28,655
火辣辣
813
00:50:29,726 --> 00:50:31,853
你們都有男朋友或老公？
814
00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:33,486
有啊
815
00:50:33,864 --> 00:50:34,694
你沒有嗎？
816
00:50:35,565 --> 00:50:36,327
沒有
817
00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:37,894
請注意
818
00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,029
今天是脫衣舞日
819
00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:41,701
準備好了？
820
00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:44,839
你們準備好展現自己了？
821
00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:47,838
為了練習，我需要觀眾
822
00:50:47,944 --> 00:50:49,343
於是我邀請達米安
823
00:50:49,446 --> 00:50:51,209
他是這裡的燈光師
824
00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:54,578
我運氣好，請到這位…
825
00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:55,981
迪迪耶 -迪迪耶
826
00:50:56,153 --> 00:50:57,450
迪迪耶，你做哪一行？
827
00:50:57,587 --> 00:50:58,315
什麼？
828
00:50:58,488 --> 00:51:00,479
您在酒店裡做什麼工作？
829
00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:01,716
我是清潔工
830
00:51:01,958 --> 00:51:03,016
好喔
831
00:51:03,126 --> 00:51:04,650
非常好，非常適合
832
00:51:05,028 --> 00:51:07,724
在真正面對觀眾之前
833
00:51:07,831 --> 00:51:10,299
你們要先全裸登場
834
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,958
也就是說，你們要一個接一個上台
835
00:51:12,069 --> 00:51:13,866
全裸
836
00:51:15,539 --> 00:51:16,836
為時10秒
837
00:51:17,107 --> 00:51:18,472
我們要脫光衣服？
838
00:51:19,476 --> 00:51:19,874
我辦不到
839
00:51:19,976 --> 00:51:23,605
莎碧要在男士面前裸舞
840
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,144
勇敢的表演吧
841
00:51:29,853 --> 00:51:30,717
怎麼了？
842
00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:31,753
我做不到
843
00:51:31,855 --> 00:51:33,049
好不自在，我做不到
844
00:51:33,156 --> 00:51:35,556
可以！想像你是光溜溜的小寶寶
845
00:51:35,659 --> 00:51:36,956
你看！
846
00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:38,857
你就像這樣搖屁股
847
00:51:38,962 --> 00:51:40,930
你看莎碧的大屁股
848
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,399
我們先從克蘿黛開始
849
00:52:20,103 --> 00:52:22,833
太棒了！
850
00:52:23,540 --> 00:52:24,529
太棒了！
851
00:54:16,453 --> 00:54:17,920
我沒想到你會打來
852
00:54:23,860 --> 00:54:25,122
我也沒想到
853
00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:32,328
為什麼你到處把妹？
854
00:54:35,572 --> 00:54:37,130
心理醫生說
855
00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:39,833
這叫自戀型自抬身價
856
00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:43,408
我到處把妹以填補空虛
857
00:54:44,047 --> 00:54:45,446
你為何需要自抬身價？
858
00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:47,708
因為我的鼻子
859
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,582
你的鼻子怎麼了？
860
00:54:49,919 --> 00:54:51,784
在學校裡，大家都嘲笑我
861
00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:54,082
你鼻子很好看
862
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,282
我的鼻子像薩科吉，你看
863
00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:58,457
根本不像，我該怎麼說呢？
864
00:54:59,562 --> 00:55:01,757
你的鼻子很好看 -醜死了
865
00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,129
少來了
866
00:55:10,774 --> 00:55:12,207
你長得也很美
867
00:55:16,746 --> 00:55:18,577
第一次有人說我美
868
00:55:59,522 --> 00:56:00,318
露露？
869
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,731
睡過去一點
870
00:56:30,653 --> 00:56:33,087
你要堅強
871
00:56:34,924 --> 00:56:36,118
我已經…
872
00:56:37,827 --> 00:56:40,091
我看過檢查結果，不太好
873
00:56:40,997 --> 00:56:42,624
癌症復發
874
00:56:45,368 --> 00:56:47,563
所以我想
875
00:56:48,438 --> 00:56:50,668
你必須考慮
876
00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:53,031
乳房切除手術
877
00:56:53,476 --> 00:56:54,943
我們要切除兩邊乳房
878
00:56:55,645 --> 00:56:57,112
好嗎？這樣比較保險
879
00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:01,413
可是，等你恢復得差不多了
880
00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:03,979
我會幫你重建乳房
881
00:57:05,488 --> 00:57:06,648
我幫你…
882
00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:09,852
我幫你做得像金卡達夏
883
00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:10,948
好嗎？可以嗎？
884
00:57:11,060 --> 00:57:15,019
不行，我要像安潔莉娜裘莉
885
00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:17,395
好
886
00:57:33,082 --> 00:57:34,913
你記得小時候我躲到你床上
887
00:57:35,018 --> 00:57:36,542
因為我怕打雷
888
00:57:38,021 --> 00:57:39,454
你什麼都怕
889
00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:42,758
打雷對小孩來說真的很可怕
890
00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:44,523
不
891
00:57:45,829 --> 00:57:46,921
不太可怕
892
00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:21,820
露西，開門
893
00:58:24,868 --> 00:58:25,835
露西
894
00:58:43,119 --> 00:58:44,609
可惡！
895
00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:47,053
你要裝死到什麼時候？
896
00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:49,417
你的問題到底是什麼？
897
00:58:50,159 --> 00:58:52,354
你怕什麼？我們什麼都還沒做
898
00:58:54,964 --> 00:58:56,124
露西，你知道
899
00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:59,965
以前我追求女人只為了性愛
900
00:59:01,571 --> 00:59:03,061
我對你不同
901
00:59:04,908 --> 00:59:06,500
你的個性糟透了
902
00:59:12,315 --> 00:59:13,577
你想要什麼？
903
00:59:19,589 --> 00:59:21,147
我想要認識你
904
00:59:24,627 --> 00:59:26,117
我要知道你的一切
905
00:59:29,165 --> 00:59:30,632
我想看你健康的樣子
906
00:59:30,733 --> 00:59:32,963
我想看你生病的樣子
907
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,002
我想看你對我說謊
908
00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,442
我想知道你睡床的哪一邊
909
00:59:44,547 --> 00:59:45,844
什麼能逗你笑
910
00:59:46,215 --> 00:59:47,477
什麼能讓你哭
911
00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:51,742
露西？
912
01:00:02,398 --> 01:00:03,296
露西
913
01:00:07,270 --> 01:00:08,168
露西
914
01:00:16,813 --> 01:00:17,871
你很難搞
915
01:00:18,214 --> 01:00:19,909
可惡，你真的很難搞
916
01:00:41,270 --> 01:00:42,362
你遲到了
917
01:00:44,073 --> 01:00:45,267
等一下，不要動
918
01:00:46,109 --> 01:00:47,599
我叫你不要動
919
01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:50,403
別動
920
01:00:50,947 --> 01:00:51,777
別動
921
01:00:54,450 --> 01:00:56,418
你準備好參加星期二的盛會？
922
01:00:56,953 --> 01:00:58,921
我迫不及待
923
01:00:59,022 --> 01:01:01,320
我男朋友和父母也會出席
924
01:01:02,058 --> 01:01:03,923
我太高興了
925
01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:06,962
一定很震撼
926
01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:08,955
你的家人會來嗎？
927
01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:13,160
你怎麼了？
928
01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:18,564
我不能參加演出
929
01:01:19,809 --> 01:01:21,003
復發？
930
01:01:22,211 --> 01:01:23,269
要切除？
931
01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:24,576
對
932
01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:28,641
不參加演出
933
01:01:31,487 --> 01:01:33,751
一旦放棄，就是永遠放棄
934
01:01:34,791 --> 01:01:36,520
你是女人，你知道如何奮鬥
935
01:01:37,627 --> 01:01:39,857
女性特質就是你的武器
936
01:01:41,497 --> 01:01:43,192
對自己溫柔一點
937
01:01:43,433 --> 01:01:44,730
要溫柔
938
01:01:45,668 --> 01:01:47,533
痛的部位更要閃亮
939
01:01:49,505 --> 01:01:51,200
頭髮用羽毛裝飾
940
01:01:52,975 --> 01:01:54,772
把緞帶綁在繃帶上
941
01:01:57,547 --> 01:02:00,141
以最炫耀的方式
942
01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:06,053
告別乳房
943
01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:13,953
你等著看
944
01:02:17,533 --> 01:02:18,693
你等著看
945
01:02:31,214 --> 01:02:32,681
對不起，我們打烊了
946
01:02:32,782 --> 01:02:33,908
只要一朵玫瑰就好
947
01:02:34,016 --> 01:02:35,074
收銀機關了
948
01:02:35,184 --> 01:02:36,583
通融一下
949
01:02:36,686 --> 01:02:39,416
忘掉老婆生日的老公去死
950
01:02:39,522 --> 01:02:41,080
不會提早準備嗎？要打烊了
951
01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:42,623
謝謝 -不客氣
952
01:02:45,728 --> 01:02:48,026
看來你很久沒做生意了
953
01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:50,895
總要招呼客人
954
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,058
你知道嗎？
955
01:02:53,336 --> 01:02:54,496
你來算帳
956
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,970
不行，我不會算帳，而且我…
957
01:02:57,073 --> 01:02:59,371
這4年來都是我在算帳
958
01:02:59,475 --> 01:03:01,272
這4年來我承擔一切
959
01:03:02,478 --> 01:03:04,105
我告訴你，你要動起來
960
01:03:05,648 --> 01:03:08,811
當然得癌症不是你的錯
961
01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:12,120
但你有關心過我的生活嗎？
962
01:03:13,923 --> 01:03:15,413
露西，你不是病人了
963
01:03:18,394 --> 01:03:19,861
我也很累
964
01:03:20,530 --> 01:03:22,122
我也有我的日子要過
965
01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:26,097
現在我要去參加親師會
966
01:03:26,202 --> 01:03:29,137
所以你自己想辦法
967
01:03:29,872 --> 01:03:31,362
你要算帳
968
01:03:31,774 --> 01:03:33,241
你來關門
969
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,038
我要走了
970
01:05:31,193 --> 01:05:33,127
你腦殘嗎？你在做什麼？
971
01:05:33,396 --> 01:05:34,727
你不是去開會？
972
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:35,922
開什麼會？
973
01:05:36,666 --> 01:05:39,032
你的親師會
974
01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,130
那不是親師會
975
01:05:42,538 --> 01:05:43,835
他放我鴿子
976
01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:45,195
怎麼會？
977
01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:47,505
你幹嘛大驚小怪
978
01:05:49,045 --> 01:05:50,512
史戴凡老是不在家
979
01:05:50,746 --> 01:05:52,737
他跟每個女同事都有一腿
980
01:05:53,549 --> 01:05:55,278
他背叛你？
981
01:05:56,819 --> 01:05:58,980
任何事都有可能發生
982
01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:07,621
我提醒你，你剛才在跳脫衣舞
983
01:06:07,730 --> 01:06:08,958
你想談談嗎？
984
01:06:09,732 --> 01:06:13,395
其實這是一種告別的儀式
985
01:06:15,738 --> 01:06:17,296
我要切除兩邊的乳房
986
01:06:19,775 --> 01:06:20,764
不會吧！
987
01:06:23,779 --> 01:06:25,440
不，這是不可能的
988
01:06:29,485 --> 01:06:31,316
我很抱歉
989
01:06:34,857 --> 01:06:36,154
你要我把乳房給你嗎？
990
01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:38,592
我願意把乳房送給你
991
01:06:40,196 --> 01:06:42,027
反正我留著也沒用
992
01:06:42,698 --> 01:06:43,995
我的孩子長大了
993
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:45,833
老公不見人影
994
01:06:48,404 --> 01:06:51,066
男人為什麼在乎乳房
995
01:06:51,173 --> 01:06:52,504
我不知道
996
01:07:12,395 --> 01:07:14,761
就像這樣，放上來
997
01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:20,465
然後怎麼辦？
998
01:07:21,370 --> 01:07:22,564
我哪知道
999
01:07:28,144 --> 01:07:29,873
抽一口 -不要
1000
01:07:29,979 --> 01:07:31,071
只抽一口沒關係
1001
01:07:31,180 --> 01:07:32,112
不用了
1002
01:07:33,716 --> 01:07:35,445
你覺得誰身材比較好？
1003
01:07:35,985 --> 01:07:36,974
露西或瑪儂？
1004
01:07:38,721 --> 01:07:40,052
我不會注意我媽的身材
1005
01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:42,179
她就是我媽
1006
01:07:43,225 --> 01:07:44,487
我覺得我媽很正
1007
01:07:45,027 --> 01:07:47,188
她應該能找到比我爸更好的男人
1008
01:07:49,532 --> 01:07:51,466
你不覺得歐登絲不是很乖？
1009
01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:55,470
她有她的煩惱
1010
01:07:55,971 --> 01:07:58,405
偏偏你姊留不住好男人
1011
01:07:58,974 --> 01:08:01,772
晚上6點可以嗎？太好了
1012
01:08:01,877 --> 01:08:03,674
天啊，不會吧，是今天晚上
1013
01:08:03,879 --> 01:08:05,073
好，再見
1014
01:08:05,181 --> 01:08:06,671
不要加太多大蒜
1015
01:08:07,383 --> 01:08:08,543
上星期你就放了太多
1016
01:08:08,651 --> 01:08:10,642
露西阿姨 -你們好嗎？
1017
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:13,051
艾登，等我一下
1018
01:08:13,322 --> 01:08:15,313
抱抱，親一下
1019
01:08:16,892 --> 01:08:18,553
什麼？ -你晚上要出門？
1020
01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:21,025
我保證你看起來非常正
1021
01:08:21,363 --> 01:08:22,421
謝謝
1022
01:08:23,232 --> 01:08:23,926
你還好嗎？
1023
01:08:26,235 --> 01:08:27,600
稟報母后了嗎？
1024
01:08:28,404 --> 01:08:28,995
沒有，我不敢
1025
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:29,901
為什麼？
1026
01:08:30,005 --> 01:08:33,168
她會說我假裝復發來引人注意
1027
01:08:33,375 --> 01:08:34,171
你要我告訴她？
1028
01:08:34,276 --> 01:08:35,072
不用，我自己說
1029
01:08:35,177 --> 01:08:35,700
我可以告訴她
1030
01:08:35,811 --> 01:08:36,402
不用，我自己說
1031
01:08:36,512 --> 01:08:38,241
只是要找適當的時機
1032
01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:39,440
露西
1033
01:08:42,685 --> 01:08:43,811
時機到了
1034
01:08:44,053 --> 01:08:45,315
待會見
1035
01:08:45,688 --> 01:08:47,019
不要把麵包吃光
1036
01:08:50,759 --> 01:08:51,350
有事嗎？
1037
01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:54,395
你來幫忙摘豆子
1038
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,241
媽媽，你最近好嗎？
1039
01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:12,948
我很好
1040
01:09:13,716 --> 01:09:14,546
非常好
1041
01:09:16,352 --> 01:09:17,444
為什麼問這個？
1042
01:09:18,587 --> 01:09:20,487
不知道，我想沒人問過你
1043
01:09:20,923 --> 01:09:21,981
我好得很
1044
01:09:24,593 --> 01:09:25,423
還要幫什麼嗎？
1045
01:09:25,528 --> 01:09:26,552
不用，謝謝
1046
01:09:39,608 --> 01:09:40,267
媽媽？
1047
01:09:41,377 --> 01:09:42,605
我有話要跟你說
1048
01:09:45,781 --> 01:09:46,941
你在幹什麼？
1049
01:09:47,149 --> 01:09:47,843
摘豆子
1050
01:09:48,050 --> 01:09:50,416
給你3公斤，你也會全部摘？
1051
01:09:50,519 --> 01:09:51,042
是啊
1052
01:09:51,153 --> 01:09:52,814
拜託，這裡又不是軍營
1053
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:53,985
太浪費了
1054
01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:54,919
不然要做什麼？
1055
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,924
摘1公斤就好
1056
01:09:57,259 --> 01:09:59,420
而且菲德烈克的小孩不吃豆子
1057
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:03,055
這麼多豆子，我怎麼辦？
1058
01:10:03,732 --> 01:10:05,461
串成項鍊送給黑人小朋友
1059
01:10:20,549 --> 01:10:21,641
你在畫什麼？
1060
01:10:22,017 --> 01:10:24,508
爸爸，媽媽，艾登和我
1061
01:10:24,853 --> 01:10:25,877
這個人是誰？
1062
01:10:25,988 --> 01:10:27,012
是我
1063
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:29,157
啊，你是公主 -對
1064
01:10:29,258 --> 01:10:31,021
是啊，女生都是公主
1065
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:32,387
那這個人是爸爸嗎？
1066
01:10:32,595 --> 01:10:34,324
不，這是我的王子
1067
01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:35,921
你的王子好帥
1068
01:10:36,131 --> 01:10:37,393
鞋子很漂亮 -謝謝
1069
01:10:37,499 --> 01:10:40,059
非常漂亮 -你的白馬王子呢？
1070
01:10:41,337 --> 01:10:42,964
世界上沒有白馬王子
1071
01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:47,000
壞巫婆對公主下詛咒
1072
01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:48,938
所以公主殘缺不全
1073
01:10:49,845 --> 01:10:54,111
那些王子喜歡漂亮的公主
1074
01:10:54,316 --> 01:10:56,011
不喜歡殘缺的公主
1075
01:10:56,218 --> 01:10:58,152
所以公主就離開了
1076
01:11:00,856 --> 01:11:03,086
茱莉安，你沒跟奶奶打招呼
1077
01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:04,420
過來打招呼
1078
01:11:04,526 --> 01:11:06,084
去找奶奶
1079
01:11:13,669 --> 01:11:14,863
煩死了
1080
01:11:19,808 --> 01:11:20,900
他把你甩了？
1081
01:11:21,377 --> 01:11:23,106
沒有，是我要分手
1082
01:11:24,847 --> 01:11:25,836
你告訴他了？
1083
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,472
沒有，他不知道
1084
01:11:28,884 --> 01:11:30,112
怎麼不知道？
1085
01:11:30,352 --> 01:11:32,149
我完全沒告訴他
1086
01:11:36,592 --> 01:11:37,650
什麼？
1087
01:11:38,093 --> 01:11:40,357
不行，露露，說真的
1088
01:11:41,063 --> 01:11:43,156
你以為你活在哪個世界？
1089
01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:46,397
電影裡的男人都是混蛋
1090
01:11:46,669 --> 01:11:49,934
真實世界的男人並不混蛋
1091
01:11:50,105 --> 01:11:52,039
他們會親女生，牽她們的手
1092
01:11:52,241 --> 01:11:53,765
跟她們說一切都會順利
1093
01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:54,943
你懂嗎？還不快去！
1094
01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:56,111
晚上再去 -現在就去！
1095
01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:57,074
我今晚告訴他
1096
01:11:58,013 --> 01:11:59,913
不，現在就告訴他
1097
01:12:00,115 --> 01:12:01,275
他住哪裡？很遠嗎？
1098
01:12:01,483 --> 01:12:03,007
地鐵兩站，可是快吃飯了
1099
01:12:03,218 --> 01:12:05,186
我才不管，我來應付母后
1100
01:12:05,387 --> 01:12:07,355
還不快去，去啦
1101
01:12:07,556 --> 01:12:09,319
不然聞我的腳，聞我的腳
1102
01:12:09,425 --> 01:12:10,187
去吧
1103
01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:11,589
你想聞我的腳？快去！
1104
01:12:11,694 --> 01:12:13,685
你好噁心，你很討厭
1105
01:12:14,463 --> 01:12:15,157
去吧
1106
01:12:18,634 --> 01:12:19,362
媽媽
1107
01:12:21,270 --> 01:12:21,895
媽媽
1108
01:12:22,504 --> 01:12:23,232
幹嘛？
1109
01:12:24,606 --> 01:12:26,471
你幫我炸薯片好不好？
1110
01:12:27,142 --> 01:12:28,131
薯片？
1111
01:12:28,444 --> 01:12:30,071
對，你幫我炸薯片
1112
01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:33,509
新鮮馬鈴薯切成薄片
1113
01:12:33,716 --> 01:12:36,207
就像生牛肉薄片
1114
01:12:36,518 --> 01:12:37,382
不過是薯片
1115
01:12:38,921 --> 01:12:39,888
薯片
1116
01:12:39,988 --> 01:12:41,615
薯片，薯片，我的天…
1117
01:13:10,352 --> 01:13:11,785
我要告訴你我有…
1118
01:13:13,756 --> 01:13:15,155
就是…
1119
01:13:20,195 --> 01:13:21,025
我
1120
01:13:21,463 --> 01:13:22,487
其實
1121
01:13:26,902 --> 01:13:27,891
我
1122
01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:43,113
你有給她看過你買的牙膏？
1123
01:13:44,219 --> 01:13:45,049
沒有
1124
01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,192
你本來想跟我說什麼？
1125
01:13:52,394 --> 01:13:53,656
沒什麼，算了
1126
01:13:54,296 --> 01:13:55,524
已經不重要了
1127
01:14:21,356 --> 01:14:22,482
大家都到齊了？
1128
01:14:22,591 --> 01:14:23,956
可以開動了？
1129
01:14:24,059 --> 01:14:25,151
是的，媽媽
1130
01:14:28,096 --> 01:14:29,222
這洋腿好漂亮
1131
01:14:30,232 --> 01:14:31,392
烤得很好
1132
01:14:34,336 --> 01:14:35,826
再多一點
1133
01:14:35,938 --> 01:14:37,963
要全部吃完
1134
01:14:38,740 --> 01:14:40,264
露露不用太多 -要豆子嗎？
1135
01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:42,410
不用，我有薯片
1136
01:14:42,711 --> 01:14:44,736
薯片呢？我要薯片
1137
01:14:45,681 --> 01:14:46,670
歐登絲
1138
01:14:46,949 --> 01:14:48,610
你去換一件像樣的衣服
1139
01:14:49,384 --> 01:14:52,285
(去你的耶穌)
1140
01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:55,888
你先去卸妝
1141
01:14:55,991 --> 01:14:58,186
等儀容清爽了再回來
1142
01:14:58,293 --> 01:15:00,022
媽，你在說什麼？
1143
01:15:00,229 --> 01:15:01,662
她的衣服很有趣
1144
01:15:03,298 --> 01:15:04,697
這裡是我的餐桌
1145
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,631
在我的餐桌要舉止端莊
1146
01:15:06,735 --> 01:15:09,795
如果你不認同家裡的規矩
1147
01:15:10,005 --> 01:15:10,972
你可以退下
1148
01:15:14,209 --> 01:15:15,233
你可以離開
1149
01:15:16,712 --> 01:15:18,839
寶琳，去拿你的背心來
1150
01:15:22,484 --> 01:15:25,146
露西，你應該教訓你女兒
1151
01:15:25,921 --> 01:15:27,684
不，我不必教訓我女兒
1152
01:15:28,090 --> 01:15:29,887
我女兒的言行無懈可擊
1153
01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:31,556
她不做假
1154
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,987
她只是不在乎別人怎麼看她
1155
01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:35,288
當她15歲
1156
01:15:35,397 --> 01:15:36,830
她能做到我做不到的事
1157
01:15:37,232 --> 01:15:37,857
接受自己
1158
01:15:37,966 --> 01:15:39,900
她可以做她想做的，穿她想穿的
1159
01:15:40,002 --> 01:15:41,867
她想裸體跳舞也行
1160
01:15:42,070 --> 01:15:43,264
我會始終以她為榮
1161
01:15:57,920 --> 01:15:58,716
寶琳？
1162
01:16:00,155 --> 01:16:02,214
我嗑了大麻
1163
01:16:02,324 --> 01:16:03,382
你做了什麼？
1164
01:16:04,726 --> 01:16:06,193
我嗑了大麻
1165
01:16:08,430 --> 01:16:09,419
好吧
1166
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:12,398
不會吧
1167
01:16:12,601 --> 01:16:14,967
我要喝一點紅酒
1168
01:16:15,103 --> 01:16:16,365
我也喝一點
1169
01:16:17,139 --> 01:16:18,572
媽，幫你倒一點？
1170
01:16:18,774 --> 01:16:19,570
不要
1171
01:16:19,775 --> 01:16:20,036
星期日不喝酒
1172
01:16:20,142 --> 01:16:23,236
媽，我覺得你可以喝一點
1173
01:16:26,381 --> 01:16:29,475
道德過度是最大的罪惡
1174
01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:30,811
我幫你倒？ -不用了
1175
01:16:31,019 --> 01:16:32,384
歐登絲，你要嗎？
1176
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:33,646
加一點古柯鹼？
1177
01:16:33,855 --> 01:16:35,117
就像加點鹽
1178
01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:36,018
味道會更好
1179
01:16:36,124 --> 01:16:38,183
這不太好吧
1180
01:16:52,507 --> 01:16:54,600
阿姨，歐登絲沒有抽大麻
1181
01:17:03,185 --> 01:17:05,449
露西現在不適合，她在喝咖啡
1182
01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:06,384
我知道
1183
01:17:08,490 --> 01:17:09,252
媽媽
1184
01:17:09,424 --> 01:17:11,358
不行！我在喝咖啡
1185
01:17:21,069 --> 01:17:22,593
你就是不死心
1186
01:17:23,839 --> 01:17:24,965
你覺得我很醜嗎？
1187
01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:28,465
你從不死心
1188
01:17:28,677 --> 01:17:30,804
你想一直糾纏到我死為止
1189
01:17:33,115 --> 01:17:35,106
小時候你幫我們報名舞蹈課
1190
01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:36,775
你還記得嗎？
1191
01:17:37,519 --> 01:17:38,213
不記得
1192
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:40,217
我很喜歡，你記得嗎？
1193
01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:43,689
表演那一天，你來後台找我
1194
01:17:43,792 --> 01:17:45,384
你不准我上台
1195
01:17:45,594 --> 01:17:47,255
你又要提這件事
1196
01:17:47,362 --> 01:17:49,728
我們在台下看著瑪儂跳舞
1197
01:17:50,065 --> 01:17:51,464
當時你很胖
1198
01:17:52,267 --> 01:17:53,564
人家會笑你
1199
01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:54,761
你覺得我很醜？
1200
01:18:17,459 --> 01:18:18,323
我遇到你爸時
1201
01:18:18,427 --> 01:18:20,224
他剛從醫學院畢業
1202
01:18:23,131 --> 01:18:24,223
我只有19歲
1203
01:18:26,802 --> 01:18:28,292
他長得很帥
1204
01:18:30,772 --> 01:18:32,603
我只是個小ㄚ頭
1205
01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:34,838
我對人生一無所知
1206
01:18:40,315 --> 01:18:42,510
我始終不懂他為何看上我
1207
01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:49,088
我以為他會愛上更美的女人
1208
01:18:53,895 --> 01:18:55,556
他為我付出一生
1209
01:18:59,935 --> 01:19:01,300
始終沒有拋棄我
1210
01:19:10,345 --> 01:19:12,745
我看著你，就像看到你爸爸
1211
01:19:15,717 --> 01:19:17,548
你有他的嘴唇和眼睛
1212
01:19:19,821 --> 01:19:22,289
我看著你，就像看到你爸爸
1213
01:19:26,428 --> 01:19:28,225
當你得到癌症
1214
01:19:28,864 --> 01:19:30,263
我非常害怕
1215
01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:33,961
我怕會失去你
1216
01:19:35,337 --> 01:19:38,568
失去你就會忘記你爸爸的容貌
1217
01:19:41,376 --> 01:19:43,742
好了，你滿意了嗎？
1218
01:19:44,646 --> 01:19:46,807
現在我可以安心喝咖啡了？
1219
01:20:20,882 --> 01:20:23,373
我勸你不要
1220
01:20:25,086 --> 01:20:26,053
我不會，可是…
1221
01:20:28,890 --> 01:20:30,255
你有試過？ -有
1222
01:20:30,458 --> 01:20:31,550
那個動作
1223
01:20:40,335 --> 01:20:41,233
你會緊張？
1224
01:20:41,803 --> 01:20:43,634
有一點 -我也是
1225
01:20:57,385 --> 01:20:59,353
怎麼了？怎麼了？
1226
01:21:00,422 --> 01:21:01,548
喜愛你們所做的事
1227
01:21:03,725 --> 01:21:05,590
認真練習，輕鬆呈現
1228
01:21:07,128 --> 01:21:09,562
相信直覺，不要去判斷
1229
01:21:11,066 --> 01:21:12,363
聽我的建議
1230
01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:14,428
留下好的，捨棄壞的
1231
01:21:17,505 --> 01:21:19,029
千萬不要有遺憾
1232
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:22,574
不是嗎？
1233
01:21:23,678 --> 01:21:24,975
現在
1234
01:21:26,314 --> 01:21:27,076
跳舞吧！
1235
01:21:29,651 --> 01:21:30,515
跳舞吧！
1236
01:21:50,972 --> 01:21:53,304
歐登絲？你還好吧？
1237
01:21:54,943 --> 01:21:56,843
冷靜一點，你在哪裡？
1238
01:21:58,346 --> 01:22:00,007
什麼？你一個人在公車亭？
1239
01:22:00,982 --> 01:22:01,710
等一下，我馬上來
1240
01:22:01,816 --> 01:22:03,613
不要亂跑，留在原地
1241
01:22:03,718 --> 01:22:04,776
我必須離開，因為我女兒
1242
01:22:04,886 --> 01:22:05,375
可是…
1243
01:22:05,487 --> 01:22:06,545
我不會去很久
1244
01:22:06,922 --> 01:22:08,048
你代替我，你先上台
1245
01:22:08,156 --> 01:22:08,952
我馬上回來
1246
01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:15,654
我會趕回來
1247
01:22:24,572 --> 01:22:28,303
我等到70歲才能展現自己
1248
01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:33,278
快輪到我們了，露西還不回來
1249
01:22:33,381 --> 01:22:36,509
為了一點小事，她很討厭
1250
01:22:36,718 --> 01:22:38,083
我們怎麼辦？取消嗎？
1251
01:22:38,186 --> 01:22:38,880
不行
1252
01:23:12,887 --> 01:23:13,979
媽呀
1253
01:23:16,358 --> 01:23:17,017
什麼？
1254
01:23:17,225 --> 01:23:18,487
我不知道該說什麼
1255
01:23:19,794 --> 01:23:20,818
沒關係，我有話跟你說
1256
01:23:20,929 --> 01:23:21,861
你說吧
1257
01:23:21,963 --> 01:23:24,261
我要表演脫衣舞
1258
01:23:24,933 --> 01:23:25,297
什麼？
1259
01:23:25,400 --> 01:23:26,458
快輪到我了
1260
01:23:26,568 --> 01:23:27,899
不快一點就來不及了
1261
01:23:28,136 --> 01:23:29,501
你跳脫衣舞，你？
1262
01:23:29,604 --> 01:23:31,469
對，我會跟你解釋
1263
01:23:34,376 --> 01:23:36,344
我跳脫衣舞，算是治療
1264
01:23:36,544 --> 01:23:38,136
為了找回自信心
1265
01:23:39,681 --> 01:23:41,615
你以裸體來找回自信？
1266
01:23:41,716 --> 01:23:43,775
也是為了意識到你擁有身體
1267
01:23:49,524 --> 01:23:50,252
什麼？
1268
01:23:50,458 --> 01:23:51,823
我覺得很好笑
1269
01:23:54,295 --> 01:23:57,458
哪個混蛋半夜拋下我女兒？
1270
01:23:59,834 --> 01:24:01,597
路易，他想要…我就離開了
1271
01:24:01,803 --> 01:24:03,065
你在他家裡？ -對
1272
01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:04,462
他母親知道？
1273
01:24:04,672 --> 01:24:05,297
對
1274
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:06,670
他想做什麼？
1275
01:24:08,843 --> 01:24:10,435
他想抄我的數學作業
1276
01:24:13,348 --> 01:24:14,610
那還好，不是…
1277
01:24:14,816 --> 01:24:16,181
不，他想跟我上床
1278
01:24:17,352 --> 01:24:18,876
我不願意，所以就離開了
1279
01:24:31,466 --> 01:24:33,559
我打給你舅舅，叫他來接我們
1280
01:24:39,074 --> 01:24:41,235
如果沒有你，我該怎麼辦？
1281
01:24:42,977 --> 01:24:44,604
身為你母親，我好驕傲
1282
01:25:19,280 --> 01:25:20,679
露西不來，我們怎麼辦？
1283
01:25:23,017 --> 01:25:24,041
好了，去吧
1284
01:25:26,187 --> 01:25:26,846
去吧
1285
01:25:41,302 --> 01:25:43,236
衝啊 -不行啦
1286
01:25:43,438 --> 01:25:44,302
你可以超車
1287
01:25:44,506 --> 01:25:47,339
我為什麼半夜坐上車
1288
01:25:47,442 --> 01:25:49,876
而且露西穿得像妓女？
1289
01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:51,912
媽，露西有東西給你看，你會喜歡
1290
01:25:52,013 --> 01:25:52,980
別說了
1291
01:25:54,516 --> 01:25:55,642
最好是
1292
01:25:57,519 --> 01:25:58,679
載我回家
1293
01:25:59,521 --> 01:26:01,682
我受夠了露西的胡鬧
1294
01:26:02,390 --> 01:26:04,187
你真的不能開快一點？
1295
01:26:04,392 --> 01:26:05,256
你囉嗦什麼？
1296
01:26:05,360 --> 01:26:07,521
菲德烈克，載我回家
1297
01:26:07,929 --> 01:26:10,261
我老了，應該早點上床
1298
01:26:10,698 --> 01:26:11,460
奶奶，明天你還是老
1299
01:26:11,566 --> 01:26:12,897
早點上床也沒用
1300
01:26:13,134 --> 01:26:15,068
認命吧
1301
01:26:16,671 --> 01:26:18,263
糟糕 -不會吧
1302
01:26:18,473 --> 01:26:18,632
很抱歉
1303
01:26:18,740 --> 01:26:20,674
要是我來開，我們早就到了
1304
01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:21,398
是嗎？
1305
01:26:21,509 --> 01:26:22,908
而且這東西會砸到你臉上
1306
01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:23,841
胡說什麼？
1307
01:26:23,945 --> 01:26:26,243
你冷靜 -冷靜什麼？你很吵
1308
01:26:26,347 --> 01:26:27,746
注意看路
1309
01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,180
笨女人
1310
01:26:29,684 --> 01:26:30,480
他罵我什麼？
1311
01:26:30,585 --> 01:26:31,483
媽，你看他罵我
1312
01:26:31,586 --> 01:26:33,110
夠了，你要她怎樣？
1313
01:26:33,221 --> 01:26:33,983
你閉嘴
1314
01:26:34,088 --> 01:26:35,680
吵死了
1315
01:26:36,090 --> 01:26:37,421
你們安靜
1316
01:26:37,625 --> 01:26:40,025
不然我就把其中一個趕下去
1317
01:26:44,899 --> 01:26:45,831
是他先惹我的
1318
01:26:45,934 --> 01:26:47,629
媽媽你都不制止
1319
01:26:47,735 --> 01:26:48,565
媽媽偏心
1320
01:26:48,670 --> 01:26:50,729
我哪有偏心
1321
01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:53,430
我對你們三個一視同仁
1322
01:26:55,543 --> 01:26:56,339
來吧
1323
01:26:58,379 --> 01:27:00,574
你快一點
1324
01:27:00,982 --> 01:27:01,846
我盡量
1325
01:27:04,852 --> 01:27:06,251
抱歉
1326
01:28:34,676 --> 01:28:36,041
每個女人都做得到？
1327
01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:38,203
如果有一天我也想…
1328
01:28:38,546 --> 01:28:39,638
當然，親愛的
1329
01:28:40,181 --> 01:28:41,546
上帝大概改變心意了
1330
01:28:41,916 --> 01:28:43,645
他讓女人得到自由
1331
01:29:04,372 --> 01:29:05,464
奶奶，你還好嗎？
1332
01:29:05,606 --> 01:29:06,595
我讀過寄宿學校
1333
01:29:06,708 --> 01:29:08,335
相信我，我看過更可怕的
1334
01:30:45,606 --> 01:30:47,073
露西非常勇敢
1335
01:30:47,175 --> 01:30:49,234
我知道，她是我女兒
1336
01:31:05,660 --> 01:31:06,627
他離開了？
1337
01:31:08,262 --> 01:31:09,524
對，可是我們還在
1338
01:31:59,547 --> 01:32:01,378
您是露西拉榭？
1339
01:32:01,482 --> 01:32:03,143
您好，我是您的Uber司機
1340
01:32:03,251 --> 01:32:04,377
我叫菲德烈克
1341
01:32:04,552 --> 01:32:07,578
您可以享用清涼的水
1342
01:32:07,688 --> 01:32:09,087
還有薄荷糖
1343
01:32:09,190 --> 01:32:12,717
也可以為手機充電
1344
01:32:12,827 --> 01:32:14,226
謝謝 -歡迎您
1345
01:32:14,328 --> 01:32:15,625
來吧
1346
01:32:16,464 --> 01:32:19,194
他會幫你打造裘莉的胸部
1347
01:32:20,134 --> 01:32:21,431
對，很大
1348
01:32:21,802 --> 01:32:23,599
這樣我就能去勾引布萊德彼特
1349
01:32:23,704 --> 01:32:26,229
露西，你講話真低俗
1350
01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:27,671
我不是這樣教你的
1351
01:32:27,775 --> 01:32:30,471
媽，你很囉唆
1352
01:32:30,578 --> 01:32:32,136
你就不能少說兩句？
1353
01:32:33,047 --> 01:32:34,139
你不覺得有時候
1354
01:32:34,248 --> 01:32:36,614
露西會比較想聽安慰的話？
1355
01:32:37,084 --> 01:32:39,314
你的刻薄言論很討厭
1356
01:32:39,754 --> 01:32:42,382
你只會讓她覺得你嫌她不夠好
1357
01:32:42,623 --> 01:32:43,851
你想聽我說實話？
1358
01:32:44,358 --> 01:32:45,985
低俗並不是擁有大胸部
1359
01:32:46,093 --> 01:32:47,720
或者在舞台上露屁股
1360
01:32:48,329 --> 01:32:51,321
而是缺乏溫柔，缺乏愛
1361
01:32:51,432 --> 01:32:52,956
這才叫低俗
1362
01:32:53,668 --> 01:32:55,226
這才會使人醜陋
1363
01:32:57,004 --> 01:32:59,336
你現在翅膀硬了嗎？
1364
01:32:59,674 --> 01:33:01,665
說話這麼粗魯？
1365
01:33:01,876 --> 01:33:02,968
我不是這樣教你們的
1366
01:33:03,077 --> 01:33:05,841
是！你就是這樣教我們的
1367
01:33:08,716 --> 01:33:10,343
她尷尬轉身了
1368
01:33:50,124 --> 01:33:51,022
準備好了？
1369
01:34:16,183 --> 01:34:17,741
反正你本來的奶太小了
1370
01:34:19,754 --> 01:34:21,085
不是我的奶小
1371
01:34:21,188 --> 01:34:22,712
是你的手太大
1372
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:28,357
你會幫她做得像我的手一樣大？
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