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The lake’s burst its banks but it
looks like the Lovells moved up
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to the North Meadow in the nick of time.
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It was quite a storm, huh?
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I didn’t sleep a wink.
I couldn’t stop thinking
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about Sir Simon. Poor guy
looked so distressed, Hiram.
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Do you think we should send a gift
to apologise for frightening him?
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Nice idea honey.
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You know, I think we
were in the eye of it.
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The damage isn’t as bad as I feared.
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A shelter in the time of storm
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Secure whatever ill betide
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A shelter in the time of storm…
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How did that happen?
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A weary land, a weary land
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Oh, Jesus is a rock in a weary land
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A shelter in the time of storm
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No fears alarm, no foes are right
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A shelter in the time of storm
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Lady D… D… Deborah.
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Delightful sermon this morning,
Reverend, although the end dragged.
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Please, do try to remember
the ten minute rule.
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Oh dear. I don’t suppose the insurance…?
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Ghost damage comes
under exclusion clauses.
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Curse his bones.
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He’s obviously not best pleased
with his new incumbents.
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- Sooner they leave the better.
- I couldn’t agree more, Elvis.
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What on earth can they have
done to offend him I wonder?
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Morning.
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Morning, Reverend.
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So how are you finding
England’s green and pleasant?
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A bit of a culture shock.
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I don’t expect you’ll stick around.
Don’t you have law studies to resume?
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Actually I’ve decided
I’m not cut out for law.
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So what are you going
to do with your life?
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You sound like my Mom.
You know what Mothers are like?
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Hardly, Cecil’s bolted with
a bridge player from Monte Carlo.
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And ours upped sticks to
become a Buddhist Nun.
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The last known location
was some temple near
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Wat Chiang Man, wherever
the blazes that is?
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Northern Thailand.
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Is she coming to the wedding?
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I sincerely hope not.
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I hesitate to use the words,
"wedding of the year",
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but the Prince of Wales
is the guest of honour.
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The last thing I want is a bald mother of
the bride in an orange sari ruining photos
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because, well, literally everyone
who is anyone will be there.
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We hope you can come.
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Although it will have to be the reception
party only as the chapel only seats 300.
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Don’t be a numpty, Mops.
She can be my plus one.
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I wouldn’t want to ruin the seating plan.
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It would be a shame if you
missed out on the ceremony.
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Imagine the chapel…
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a bower of freesias to match my bouquet.
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The eyes of the congregation
on me as I make my entrance.
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- The Duke of Stilton your…
- Ruddy man this is all I need.
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What on earth’s the matter, Bluey?
You look like a heart attack in waiting.
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Dickie Wales has invited himself to
stay on his way to Scotland next month.
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- Bad luck.
- He’ll drink my best vintages.
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And how I’ll entertain him when
the shooting season hasn’t even started?
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He is rather high maintenance.
Can’t you find an excuse?
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Hardly as my high maintenance
daughter would kill me
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seeing as he’s star guest at her wedding.
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Ralph seems smitten with the Otis girl.
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He’s not the only one smitten. Have you
seen the way she makes eyes at Cecil?
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If we’re not careful — none of
them will make a suitable match.
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I say, Bluey…
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what do you say we kill
two birds with one stone?
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Ooh. I did’st underestimate them.
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So impressed were they by mine performance
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they did’st leave me a tribute.
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They seem strange tributes.
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"Dear Sir Simon.
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It was a pleasure to meet you and
apologies if we alarmed you at all.
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Please accept these natural remedies,
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which we hope you will find helpful
for your soothing rest and relaxation.
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Sincerely, The Otis family.
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P.S. What does PS mean?
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Given the importance of sleep
to adolescent brain development,
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we’d very much appreciate it if you
could limit haunting to before 11pm."
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Well!
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Hiram,
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do you think that means
he appreciates my gift basket?
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At the black moon,
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when Chanticleer doth
sound twice his merry horn…
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then deeds of blood will be wrought,
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and murder walk abroad with silent feet.
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I’m not sure if appreciate
is the word I’d use.
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Death threats from a dead man. Way to go.
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Did you see how he turned brown when the
bath bombs exploded?
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- They stuck to him.
- So?
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Our Ghost isn’t an apparition
he’s made of atoms. Solid matter.
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That’s an impressive deduction.
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Although his molecular makeup must
be considerably lighter than ours
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in order for him to disperse…
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You mean he can’t just disappear.
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Mrs. Umney. Do you know
who Chanticleer is?
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A cursed cockerel.
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Legend says that if he crows
twice during the midnight hour,
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a member of the household will die.
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I take it this theory is tried and tested?
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The last time was in 1815 when Lord Digby
Canterville was struck down aged 29.
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How did he die?
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It’s said he was frightened
to death by the Ghost.
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Well, then I don’t think
we have anything to worry about.
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I suppose they’ll redecorate.
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Paint everything the colour of wet cement
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and call it New York
chic or some such thing.
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Never been. Visited
the Hamptons a few times.
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It’s a bit like Cornwall
but without poor people.
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Ah, good morning.
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I was just saying how
much I was looking forward
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to seeing what you’re
going to do with the decor.
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Well, I’ll ask Mrs. Umney
to fetch us some tea.
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Oh, there’s no need. I’ll
get straight to the point.
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Now the Chase is reoccupied,
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Bluey thought it might be a good
idea to revive a local tradition.
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Didn’t you, Bluey?
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The Stilton Canterville cricket match.
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Established in 1680 by way of
lowering the local murder rate.
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We fought on opposite
sides in the civil war.
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A lot of old scores. Dead
bodies piling up everywhere.
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Oh, ha ha.
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So the families decided to vent their
aggression on the playing field.
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Captaining their tenants
in an annual cricket match.
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Then over the years it became
a highlight of the social calendar.
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Until the family moved out.
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What does this involve?
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Oh, nothing onerous.
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Captain a team from the village
and lay on match refreshments.
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Basically a fun day out for
the locals and their families.
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Oh, we’ll do it.
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Ah, splendid.
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It will be huge fun.
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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- Well, thank you for coming…
- Morning.
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Bye.
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We’ve been wanting to get
to know the locals better.
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Hiram, is now a good time to point out
you know absolutely nothing about cricket?
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It can’t be that different from
baseball and the boys can join in.
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I guess I just can’t help feeling
that woman is up to something.
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You want to find the lost
treasure of the Cantervilles?
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So, what makes you think you’ll succeed
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when so many others
before you have failed?
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Maybe they didn’t ask the right
questions to the right people?
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Ask your questions.
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Well, the Gypsies built Canterville Chase.
So they must have built the priest hole?
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They never finished building it.
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They had a falling out with Lord Henry
and were banished from Canterville soil.
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Why doesn’t the ghost leave?
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00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,169
Spirits can’t roam.
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00:10:03,806 --> 00:10:08,592
They need to be within reach of their
earthly bones to recharge their energy.
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Oh, like a vampire’s coffin?
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Like a battery.
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He died unshriven.
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Denied divine mercy,
and so cursed to limbo,
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he’s trapped inside the walls
of his own house.
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Just one more thing, ma’am, do
you know what a black moon is?
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Rare nights when the sky
is completely black
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and spirits are at their most powerful.
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Perhaps the repertoire
could do with updating.
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What dost thine irksome like
know oft Sophoclean arts?
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How I had’st the misfortunance to
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culminate with a gobbetous
vermin as mine only critic…
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I didn’t apply for the job.
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I left a wife, 200 children and
a newly built cesspit for this.
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Well, rapacious rodent, thou
should’st not have tried to eat me.
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I didn’t know your flesh was cursed…
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You didn’t even taste nice.
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Ohhh, I do glean un
soupçon de schadenfreude
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thy last meal on’t earth was
such a crushing disappointment.
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Ahh, only nine moons to go
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and one of them will’t perish.
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Now what?
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He’s hardly the most reliable poultry.
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My cursed cockalorum will’t not fail me.
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They shall’t rue the night
for their vituperation
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and my noble Chanticleer
will’t be mine champion.
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Canterville Chase.
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One moment. Buckingham Palace, Madam.
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Lucretia Otis.
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Commander Tommy Tiverton.
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Personal private secretary to his
Royal Highness the Prince of Wales.
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Oh, I’m afraid you must
have the wrong number.
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Mrs. Hiram Otis?
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- Yes.
- Excellent.
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And may I start by extending his
Royal Highness’ thanks for hosting.
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So, if we can talk lists of
requirements and security arrangements.
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And there’ll probably be a small press
presence, but we’ll deal with that.
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"The" Prince Richard?
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Yes, Hiram. The heir
to the British throne.
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Buckingham Palace are keen to firm
up the details of the itinerary
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given that he is President of the MCC
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and looking forward to a "stonking match".
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I guess it will be one to
tell the grandchildren?
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How the English gave the Americans
a public whupping?
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You know, I knew that
woman was up to something.
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This isn’t a friendly for the locals.
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This is the social event of the year
and we’re the entertainment.
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Please tell me we have a team?
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Hi there.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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- Hiram Otis. I’ve recently moved into…
- I know who you are.
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Wonderful store. At least
you get wi-fi in the village.
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We don’t anymore. The mast
blew down the other night.
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Oh, it was quite a storm, huh?
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Hasn’t been a storm like that in 25 years.
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Hmm.
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I don’t know if you’ve heard
but we’re reviving the…
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Oh, it looks like you’ve heard.
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In that case I’m some players
short of a cricket team?
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Is there some place I
could put a signup sheet?
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Try the church notice board.
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Church notice board…
thank you for your help.
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Ok, what do we know?
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One. The Ghost must return
to his bones to recharge.
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And two he’s appearing
at the next black moon.
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Next Friday.
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Exactly. So why don’t we follow
him back to his priest hole?
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How can we follow someone
who can vanish through walls?
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Because he can’t go through solid objects.
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He’s made of atoms. He escapes
through cracks in the house.
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So?
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So… we can track and trace him.
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Paintball Gun, fast release.
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Lovely day.
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Ah, it’s nice to see a friendly face.
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00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,302
I’m not exactly top of
the polls round here.
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It’s the storm.
They took quite a battering.
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Well, they can hardly blame
an American for the British climate.
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Actually, they blame the Ghost.
They only blame you by association.
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That’s funny you mentioned a ghost.
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There’s nothing funny about Sir Simon.
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He’s a particularly malevolent spirit.
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Been causing localised
storms for centuries.
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Gather you’d reinstated the match.
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Hey, I don’t suppose any
Cantervilles are able to volunteer?
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Cecil’s playing for the Stilton team
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under pain of death from Moppy and
I’m booked in for a knee replacement.
240
00:15:47,857 --> 00:15:51,130
But let me know if you need
any help on the coaching side?
241
00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:52,905
Hey, I may hold you to that.
242
00:15:54,595 --> 00:15:57,958
So how about we transfer our
baseball skills to the cricket pitch?
243
00:15:58,039 --> 00:16:00,528
Frank used to be a champion
little league pitcher
244
00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:04,293
before the… "incident" and Theo…
245
00:16:04,374 --> 00:16:07,409
Has octopus hands and two
left feet. We’d never win.
246
00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:10,382
It’s not about winning.
It’s about playing the game.
247
00:16:11,101 --> 00:16:13,869
- What’s in it for us?
- Honour and glory, Theodore.
248
00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:15,862
What about Ginny?
249
00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:19,129
I can’t even play baseball.
I’ll be first aider.
250
00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:22,897
Oh, good, well since you’ve
got some time on your hands,
251
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,045
look, I got you these brochures.
252
00:16:26,126 --> 00:16:29,583
Oxford and Cambridge do some
excellent law conversion courses.
253
00:16:29,664 --> 00:16:32,968
Actually I was thinking I could
help Dad with his genealogy project.
254
00:16:33,048 --> 00:16:34,600
Oh, I would like that very much.
255
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:38,586
- Great then I’ll get on it tomorrow.
- You’ll need to go to Featherstonehaugh.
256
00:16:38,821 --> 00:16:42,043
The Cantervilles took the archives
with them when they moved out.
257
00:16:44,145 --> 00:16:47,533
Straight up I think we may have
inadvertently offended him.
258
00:16:47,871 --> 00:16:49,714
I’m guilty myself.
259
00:16:49,954 --> 00:16:52,960
Forty years ago on
my arrival as a young Curate
260
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,944
I attempted an exorcism on Sir Simon.
261
00:16:56,459 --> 00:16:58,187
He found my delivery so offensive
262
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:03,147
that he… he… he… stuck skeletal
fingers down my throat and…
263
00:17:03,887 --> 00:17:06,153
strangled my Adam’s apple.
264
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,405
Oh my.
265
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:09,886
Then he whipped up a storm
which brought the belfry down.
266
00:17:09,966 --> 00:17:12,498
It took three years to gain
the trust of the village after that
267
00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:17,141
and f… five years of speech therapy
before I could deliver a sermon.
268
00:17:18,447 --> 00:17:19,400
Hmm.
269
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:25,869
Well, the reason I’m here, may I introduce
Mr. Django Lovell. Roofing specialist.
270
00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:28,004
Reverend.
271
00:17:28,818 --> 00:17:32,927
There’s been so much storm damage over
the years it’s like an over darned sock.
272
00:17:34,046 --> 00:17:37,073
The economic long term solution
is to replace the entire roof.
273
00:17:37,153 --> 00:17:38,981
You’re preaching to the converted
274
00:17:39,461 --> 00:17:41,982
but there are only so many bring
and buy sales a parish can hold.
275
00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:45,604
Well, it was caused by my sitting
tenant so that’d be on me.
276
00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:48,924
I’m… I’m overwhelmed.
277
00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,744
The timing couldn’t be better
278
00:17:50,824 --> 00:17:52,840
as the future Supreme Governor
of the Church of England
279
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,662
is doing a drive by on
his way to the match.
280
00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:56,808
I see you’ve put a signup
sheet on the noticeboard.
281
00:17:56,888 --> 00:17:59,981
Hmm, let’s just say it hasn’t
exactly been a stampede.
282
00:18:00,062 --> 00:18:02,740
I’m sure once news of
your largesse gets out…
283
00:18:02,821 --> 00:18:04,830
I’d rather it didn’t, if you don’t mind.
284
00:18:05,147 --> 00:18:06,917
As my Grandfather always said.
285
00:18:07,026 --> 00:18:09,456
"It ‘ain't charity
when you help yourself."
286
00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:25,447
Good afternoon. Lord Canterville
said you’d be expecting me.
287
00:18:27,223 --> 00:18:28,900
Follow me, Miss.
288
00:18:29,988 --> 00:18:31,081
Hello there…
289
00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:35,332
My Dad’s researching his family tree
290
00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:38,571
and your Dad kindly gave him
access to the estate records.
291
00:18:38,798 --> 00:18:44,446
Which is why I’m here. On behalf of
my father… for purposes of research.
292
00:18:46,682 --> 00:18:49,355
Thanks, Danby. I’ve got this. Follow me.
293
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,582
Hey, Guys. What’s up?
294
00:18:55,663 --> 00:18:57,744
Hey, Dad, can we er, borrow some stuff?
295
00:18:57,825 --> 00:18:59,676
Sure. Help yourselves.
296
00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:04,124
What’s that?
297
00:19:04,282 --> 00:19:06,286
That’s a cytronic stain remover.
298
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,182
It’s a vacuum cleaner for stains.
299
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:12,027
That’s cyclone technology
mixed with cybertronics.
300
00:19:12,261 --> 00:19:13,734
Way to go, Theo.
301
00:19:14,074 --> 00:19:18,020
Yeh, it’s quite revolutionary.
At least it will be if I can get it work…
302
00:19:20,841 --> 00:19:22,658
Are you a keen historian?
303
00:19:22,739 --> 00:19:25,090
Not really. I’m just
trying to annoy my mother.
304
00:19:25,976 --> 00:19:30,052
It’s my Dad who’s obsessed by the past.
He’s really quite English in that respect.
305
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:32,953
There’s a great comfort in being
able to trace one’s lineage.
306
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,900
That depends on the lineage.
307
00:19:35,144 --> 00:19:37,623
Have you a date of birth for Simeon Otis?
308
00:19:37,704 --> 00:19:39,273
1575.
309
00:19:39,354 --> 00:19:41,341
Best start with the parish registers then.
310
00:19:41,421 --> 00:19:44,750
Anyone who was born married or died
on the estate will be in there.
311
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,438
These are all the Canterville
estate records.
312
00:19:47,594 --> 00:19:49,271
I may be here some time.
313
00:19:51,453 --> 00:19:54,283
Right, well, I’ll be off.
314
00:20:01,168 --> 00:20:03,778
Only six moons to go…
315
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:13,675
We’re gathered here to learn
the noble art of cricket
316
00:20:14,174 --> 00:20:17,244
and to convert our existing
skills into an efficient…
317
00:20:17,957 --> 00:20:20,537
into, er, an efficient cricket team.
318
00:20:20,696 --> 00:20:23,514
Each team will bowl 120 balls.
319
00:20:23,679 --> 00:20:26,593
The team with the most
runs wins. Any questions?
320
00:20:28,266 --> 00:20:30,557
Aren’t there supposed to be 11 players?
321
00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:32,837
Oh, we’re still waiting on reinforcements.
322
00:20:33,146 --> 00:20:35,000
Meanwhile we need to learn the rules
323
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:39,660
so we’ve engaged the services
of a coach AKA Lord Canterville.
324
00:20:39,741 --> 00:20:41,672
Oh, coach is fine.
325
00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:44,329
Coach Canterville. Has quite a ring to it…
326
00:20:45,355 --> 00:20:47,850
So I’m guessing it’s
pretty similar to baseball.
327
00:20:48,294 --> 00:20:50,163
Essentially yes.
328
00:20:50,577 --> 00:20:53,828
With some tactical differences
on the fielding side.
329
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:58,835
Here’s the field, er,
starting with silly mid off,
330
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:02,880
silly point, gully, slips,
331
00:21:03,124 --> 00:21:06,979
leg slip, short leg and
silly mid on, right.
332
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,880
Then moving outwards we have…
333
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:15,519
square leg, midwicket, and we have
deep square and deep mid wicket.
334
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:16,811
Oh and er, finally…
335
00:21:16,892 --> 00:21:21,418
Long off, straight hit,
long on — cow corner.
336
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,985
So um, that’s all clear?
337
00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:39,306
Good morning, Lady D, D, D, Deborah.
338
00:21:40,087 --> 00:21:43,680
Good morning. I see
you’ve found a benefactor.
339
00:21:44,126 --> 00:21:47,066
An extremely generous,
anonymous benefactor,
340
00:21:47,147 --> 00:21:49,550
who’s funding the complete
replacement of the roof.
341
00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:50,806
The whole shebang?
342
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,060
Who on earth could possibly afford to…
343
00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:56,805
He made me swear to secrecy.
344
00:21:57,348 --> 00:21:58,747
Hiram Otis?
345
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,865
Good deeds do have a way of getting out…
346
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,227
but not from me, er, us.
347
00:22:04,807 --> 00:22:08,205
Neither of us want to be guilty
of betraying a confidence.
348
00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:11,519
Trust me. They won’t hear it from me.
349
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,891
Thought you may be in need of a cuppa.
350
00:22:21,112 --> 00:22:23,078
What is it with the English and tea?
351
00:22:23,337 --> 00:22:25,151
It isn’t just a beverage.
352
00:22:25,746 --> 00:22:30,691
For we English no six words can
convey such multitude of meaning as,
353
00:22:31,195 --> 00:22:32,644
"shall I put the kettle on?"
354
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,065
It’s a ritual and a metaphor.
355
00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:38,830
For welcome, celebration,
356
00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:43,930
condolence… and apology.
357
00:22:46,746 --> 00:22:49,199
I could do with some of its superpowers.
358
00:22:52,568 --> 00:22:53,769
I’m sorry.
359
00:22:53,903 --> 00:22:56,519
Jeremiah and Sarah Otis had nine children
360
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,932
born between 1568-1579
361
00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:02,029
but none of them named Simeon.
362
00:23:02,562 --> 00:23:06,505
And the only birth recorded
in 1575 was a girl,
363
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:10,078
Hebizibah Otis born July 1575.
364
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:14,243
- Four months before Simeon which…
- Is biologically impossible.
365
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:19,581
Well, you spend your whole life
366
00:23:19,662 --> 00:23:22,668
thinking you’re someone only
to find out perhaps you’re not.
367
00:23:23,106 --> 00:23:24,760
What about Simeon’s sketchbooks?
368
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,826
Proof he was born and
raised in Canterville.
369
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,656
Yeah, maybe he’s a relative?
A nephew perhaps?
370
00:23:29,737 --> 00:23:32,769
Or a criminal fleeing the country
under a false identity.
371
00:23:32,850 --> 00:23:33,951
Nice, Frank.
372
00:23:34,252 --> 00:23:36,336
There are shelves of estate records.
373
00:23:36,417 --> 00:23:39,863
There must be mention of him somewhere
and if there is I’ll find him.
374
00:23:40,071 --> 00:23:41,202
Thanks, Ginny.
375
00:23:41,992 --> 00:23:45,326
- How are the match entertainments?
- Well, not very entertaining.
376
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:48,373
According to Mrs. Umney it’s
just tea and sandwiches.
377
00:23:48,454 --> 00:23:50,761
Although she has offered
her Scout a cappella choir
378
00:23:50,841 --> 00:23:52,307
to sing the national anthem.
379
00:23:53,751 --> 00:23:55,740
How’s the cricket team coming together?
380
00:24:08,389 --> 00:24:09,644
Are you alright?
381
00:24:11,824 --> 00:24:14,706
Pardon me for saying
but you don’t look well.
382
00:24:16,111 --> 00:24:21,986
Thine horrid, rude, vulgar and
dishonest family is to blame.
383
00:24:22,573 --> 00:24:26,067
A tad hypocritical when making
death threats is hardly polite.
384
00:24:26,447 --> 00:24:28,646
Or trying to terrorise people.
385
00:24:29,392 --> 00:24:31,320
‘Tis the reason for my existence.
386
00:24:33,178 --> 00:24:35,740
To lament by day and haunteth by night.
387
00:24:36,995 --> 00:24:41,130
Then, forgive me for asking the obvious
question, but why don’t you just leave?
388
00:24:41,211 --> 00:24:42,600
Because of this…
389
00:24:43,646 --> 00:24:46,170
- I don’t know what it means.
- I am cursed.
390
00:24:46,589 --> 00:24:49,879
I canst not weep for my
sins for I have no tears,
391
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:53,473
nor plead for my soul
because I have no faith.
392
00:24:53,635 --> 00:24:58,708
Thus I am to await the arrival
of a golden child,
393
00:24:59,108 --> 00:25:02,822
who shall’t plead my case
before the Angel of Death,
394
00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:09,402
ant should’st he show mercy I
will pass to the Garden of Rest.
395
00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:14,320
Then the House of Life and the
House of Death shall reunite,
396
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:18,123
and peace shall come to Canterville.
397
00:25:18,210 --> 00:25:20,004
And, until then?
398
00:25:21,482 --> 00:25:26,515
I am trapped in perpetual unrest.
399
00:25:26,596 --> 00:25:29,328
But that’s so, so unjust.
400
00:25:29,989 --> 00:25:32,827
- Ginny, who are you talking to?
- Er, no one.
401
00:25:40,163 --> 00:25:41,152
Catch!
402
00:25:42,850 --> 00:25:44,146
It’s ok, let’s go again.
403
00:25:45,574 --> 00:25:49,908
Hold the bat down to the ground and
bring it up after the bowler bowls.
404
00:25:53,088 --> 00:25:58,219
Hey, Hiram. So on a humiliation scale of
one to ten what is our current ranking?
405
00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:00,625
- Four.
- Really?
406
00:26:01,025 --> 00:26:02,042
Maybe five.
407
00:26:02,302 --> 00:26:03,814
- Nice catch.
- Sorry.
408
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:04,848
Nine!
409
00:26:05,612 --> 00:26:07,265
He wants an exhibition match.
410
00:26:07,492 --> 00:26:10,290
More like the battle of
Quebec all over again.
411
00:26:10,371 --> 00:26:11,371
No ball!
412
00:26:11,651 --> 00:26:13,929
Remember we won the War of Independence.
413
00:26:14,010 --> 00:26:18,052
If they want entertainment we’ll
give them some. American style.
414
00:26:20,942 --> 00:26:23,002
- Oh, good morning, Elvis.
- Morning.
415
00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:27,889
Goodness this is exciting.
Quite the mystery.
416
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:32,617
Although one can’t help but
wonder at the coincidence…
417
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,198
Coincidence?
418
00:26:35,279 --> 00:26:37,920
Well, that this act of
munificence should happen right
419
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,934
before Prince Richard’s visit.
420
00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:43,533
Just between us
421
00:26:43,614 --> 00:26:48,891
I believe he is very well known for
his anonymous charitable gestures.
422
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:55,359
Anyway, I expect we’ll
never find out. Morning.
423
00:26:55,969 --> 00:26:56,952
Morning.
424
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:18,219
It’s a fine nocturne
425
00:27:18,573 --> 00:27:25,020
my proud young struttercomb.
426
00:27:25,173 --> 00:27:26,120
Now!
427
00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:32,496
Paint ball guns! What, inside?
428
00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:35,970
Hiram! They have paint ball guns?
You could have taken someone’s eye out!
429
00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:38,691
- What on earth were you doing?
- Tormenting the ghost.
430
00:27:38,771 --> 00:27:41,309
- Can’t you be nice?
- Where did the paint go?
431
00:27:41,390 --> 00:27:42,440
It stuck to the ghost.
432
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:45,330
It’s, it’s like, um, dye packs
that they use in bank robberies.
433
00:27:45,410 --> 00:27:46,325
What kind of paint?
434
00:27:46,405 --> 00:27:49,737
Powder mixed with ultraviolet so that we
can track him back to the Priest hole.
435
00:27:49,817 --> 00:27:52,430
- Atta boy! You see now that is a very…
- Hiram!
436
00:27:52,511 --> 00:27:53,846
Hm, right, yeah.
437
00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:58,229
Time to call it a night. Go to bed.
438
00:28:02,494 --> 00:28:03,767
Are you asleep?
439
00:28:04,431 --> 00:28:05,474
Let’s go.
440
00:28:20,609 --> 00:28:21,937
We need to go down.
441
00:28:23,999 --> 00:28:27,389
Perdition seize this
pussumous prince of poultry.
442
00:28:27,856 --> 00:28:30,243
I did mention he was unreliable.
443
00:28:30,324 --> 00:28:32,535
Yeah… eh?
444
00:28:33,547 --> 00:28:36,640
I heard talking. Is this your pet?
445
00:28:37,224 --> 00:28:39,997
Hello. Aren’t you sweet?
446
00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,124
Is she a simpleton?
447
00:28:42,205 --> 00:28:43,326
Very possibly.
448
00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:47,040
‘Tis my familiar, Cesspitt.
449
00:28:48,286 --> 00:28:50,880
I canst assure you he
is aught but confection.
450
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,067
For four hundred years I have
endured his pratter gabble.
451
00:28:54,574 --> 00:28:56,127
It feels like a thousand.
452
00:28:56,374 --> 00:28:59,035
I thank thee not to
interrupt my conversement.
453
00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:02,613
Is he "talking" to you?
454
00:29:02,982 --> 00:29:06,845
For my sins he rarely desists.
455
00:29:07,032 --> 00:29:09,969
A vexatious vermin bound to me in limbo.
456
00:29:10,376 --> 00:29:13,191
Bound? As in a legal contract?
457
00:29:13,847 --> 00:29:17,050
Why ist a female speaking
of jurisprudence?
458
00:29:17,747 --> 00:29:19,929
I studied law for a while.
459
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,815
Women are not permitted to study the law.
460
00:29:23,332 --> 00:29:26,778
Times have moved on. Women
can do everything men do now.
461
00:29:27,931 --> 00:29:30,279
And their menfolk suffer it?
462
00:29:30,698 --> 00:29:33,205
Has it occurred "she" could be "the one."
463
00:29:33,286 --> 00:29:34,457
Jabbernowl.
464
00:29:35,659 --> 00:29:39,505
I await a golden girl not a pitch
haired spinster past her prime.
465
00:29:39,586 --> 00:29:40,905
I’m 22!
466
00:29:41,432 --> 00:29:42,514
As I said.
467
00:29:42,595 --> 00:29:45,219
The meaning is open to interpretation?
468
00:29:45,300 --> 00:29:48,160
Or must we wait till your
bones crumble in the dust?
469
00:29:48,241 --> 00:29:53,236
I suppose aught is preferable
to thy noxious chittering.
470
00:29:55,586 --> 00:29:56,630
Madam.
471
00:29:58,893 --> 00:30:02,916
Would’st thy do thyself
the honour to be mine advocate?
472
00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:06,204
Convince the Angel of
Death to show you mercy?
473
00:30:08,269 --> 00:30:09,598
What if I fail?
474
00:30:09,929 --> 00:30:11,760
I am sentenced to the garden of unrest.
475
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:15,126
Whence there is no love or reconciliation.
476
00:30:15,207 --> 00:30:16,139
I can’t…
477
00:30:17,752 --> 00:30:21,648
I already destroyed a life.
I won’t risk destroying your death.
478
00:30:27,696 --> 00:30:28,882
What are you doing?
479
00:30:28,963 --> 00:30:30,543
Tracking the Ghost.
480
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:32,096
He went this way.
481
00:30:32,177 --> 00:30:34,372
Oh, can’t you leave the poor man alone?
482
00:30:34,453 --> 00:30:36,892
- What’s under here?
- Ha! Gotcha!
483
00:30:37,187 --> 00:30:38,475
We found this in the library.
484
00:30:38,555 --> 00:30:40,086
Er, this can’t be right.
485
00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:42,600
I mean, look, here’s the tapestry room
486
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,712
and there’s nothing
underneath. It’s solid ground.
487
00:30:44,792 --> 00:30:46,299
If there is a Priest hole underneath
488
00:30:46,379 --> 00:30:49,804
they’re hardly likely to put it on
a plan and stick it in the library.
489
00:30:49,884 --> 00:30:53,532
This isn’t the master plan.
But the builders must have had one.
490
00:30:54,779 --> 00:30:56,233
Peter Lovell’s box.
491
00:30:56,900 --> 00:31:00,820
He was master builder of the Chase.
His original plans should be in there.
492
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,007
Do you think we could have a look at them?
493
00:31:04,815 --> 00:31:06,681
Any luck with the elusive Simeon?
494
00:31:06,762 --> 00:31:08,174
None so far.
495
00:31:08,326 --> 00:31:11,216
But I found a mention of
his alleged father Jeremiah.
496
00:31:11,297 --> 00:31:13,415
Here are their Canterville assize records.
497
00:31:16,259 --> 00:31:21,697
4th December 1575. Jeremiah Otis
fined one shilling for poaching.
498
00:31:22,342 --> 00:31:24,320
I wouldn’t advertise
the fact you are descended
499
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,544
from criminal ancestry if I were you.
500
00:31:28,590 --> 00:31:30,638
Cecil. Your fiancée is here.
501
00:31:31,548 --> 00:31:33,818
Right. Thanks. I’ll er…
502
00:31:34,243 --> 00:31:38,118
I should be going too. Thank
you for having me, Lady Deborah.
503
00:31:38,918 --> 00:31:40,164
I’ll see you out.
504
00:31:43,023 --> 00:31:44,983
Give my regards to your parents.
505
00:31:45,063 --> 00:31:48,392
Everyone is really looking
forward to the cricket tomorrow.
506
00:31:48,810 --> 00:31:51,207
It promises to be so entertaining.
507
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,127
Is something the matter?
508
00:31:55,270 --> 00:31:57,382
She seems strangely familiar.
509
00:31:58,295 --> 00:32:01,467
Not strange at all. There’s a
portrait of her at Canterville.
510
00:32:01,548 --> 00:32:05,661
She was Lady Eleanor Featherstonehaugh
before her marriage to Sir Simon.
511
00:32:06,066 --> 00:32:07,507
The murdered wife.
512
00:32:07,588 --> 00:32:09,575
Died 1576.
513
00:32:10,275 --> 00:32:13,754
Isn’t that a year after Sir Simon
was supposed to have murdered her?
514
00:32:13,874 --> 00:32:15,489
So says the legend.
515
00:32:16,172 --> 00:32:18,080
The truth is far more mundane.
516
00:32:18,988 --> 00:32:23,520
Brain dropsy induced by melancholia,
according to the records of the time.
517
00:32:25,326 --> 00:32:28,253
Yet another Featherstonehaugh
woman who made the mistake
518
00:32:29,153 --> 00:32:30,647
of marrying a Canterville.
519
00:32:48,416 --> 00:32:50,929
In a deviation from today’s gospel
520
00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:54,439
and in honour of this splendid new roof
521
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,765
I give you the parable
of the Good Samaritan.
522
00:32:58,191 --> 00:33:03,207
"A certain man went down from Jerusalem
to Jericho, and fell among thieves…"
523
00:33:03,288 --> 00:33:08,357
Imagine the man attacked
by robbers was a… building.
524
00:33:09,306 --> 00:33:13,200
Like a church attacked
by the forces of nature.
525
00:33:14,002 --> 00:33:19,614
And this Samaritan tended its
wounds and made reimbursement…
526
00:33:19,712 --> 00:33:23,504
Anonymously and without seeking thanks.
527
00:33:23,964 --> 00:33:25,737
God bless Prince Richard.
528
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:33,110
And this man…
529
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:36,040
shunned by the community.
530
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:39,975
Not a "princely" man — a Priest or Levite.
531
00:33:40,092 --> 00:33:44,653
But a foreigner. An outsider.
532
00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:52,480
Then ask yourself this. Which of these
three do you think was the neighbour?
533
00:33:54,967 --> 00:34:00,280
I say unto you it was
the good A… Am… Amer…
534
00:34:08,211 --> 00:34:11,585
Samaritan. The good Samaritan.
535
00:34:12,205 --> 00:34:16,502
And now we will sing hymn number 133.
536
00:34:32,829 --> 00:34:34,920
No not there, there!
537
00:34:35,852 --> 00:34:39,200
Mrs. Otis. Commander
Tiverton. Good to meet you.
538
00:34:39,281 --> 00:34:41,796
Good to meet you. Sorry,
but what is all this?
539
00:34:41,877 --> 00:34:45,109
Yes, the powers that be felt
it was worthy of coverage
540
00:34:45,190 --> 00:34:47,109
due to the "special relationship."
541
00:34:47,548 --> 00:34:49,311
Hands across the pond and all that.
542
00:34:50,731 --> 00:34:51,840
Excuse me.
543
00:34:53,524 --> 00:34:54,705
Good afternoon, Sir.
544
00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:58,832
Well yes, as fortune
fares she’s right here.
545
00:34:59,592 --> 00:35:02,863
It’s the American Ambassador.
Just wants to wish you luck.
546
00:35:03,056 --> 00:35:04,330
Oh, ok.
547
00:35:05,412 --> 00:35:06,603
Lucretia Otis…
548
00:35:07,635 --> 00:35:10,515
Thank you. Yeah, we’ll do
our best to fly the flag…
549
00:35:12,005 --> 00:35:13,768
We will. Goodbye.
550
00:35:14,929 --> 00:35:17,613
Ok, so it looks like it’s just us.
551
00:35:18,695 --> 00:35:22,279
I might have a gammy knee but I should
be able to hit a couple of balls.
552
00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:27,502
It’s only me I’m afraid.
I tried to garner support
553
00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,675
but subtext is not really
their strong point.
554
00:35:29,755 --> 00:35:32,286
Thank you, Reverend. Ok, so, we’re 8 now
555
00:35:32,367 --> 00:35:34,598
that’s 9.09% better than 7.
556
00:35:34,679 --> 00:35:37,070
We are still three players
short. We’ll never win.
557
00:35:37,150 --> 00:35:38,763
This isn’t about winning…
558
00:35:38,844 --> 00:35:40,920
this isn’t even about playing the game.
559
00:35:41,803 --> 00:35:44,943
It’s about losing with as
much dignity as possible.
560
00:35:59,165 --> 00:36:01,849
Oh, Debo. Thank heaven.
561
00:36:03,095 --> 00:36:05,494
- How are you, Caro?
- Livid.
562
00:36:05,575 --> 00:36:07,891
- Who can blame you?
- Oh, Bluey, old chap…
563
00:36:08,051 --> 00:36:09,726
I’ve been looking forward to this…
564
00:36:09,806 --> 00:36:11,917
- Hello.
- …let me out for the day…
565
00:36:22,924 --> 00:36:27,144
Your hostess. Mrs. Lucretia
Otis from Boston USA.
566
00:36:27,762 --> 00:36:30,342
Is this, er, how you
play cricket over there?
567
00:36:30,580 --> 00:36:33,049
Well, in the spirit of
detente we decided to add
568
00:36:33,130 --> 00:36:35,355
an American flavour to the festivities.
569
00:36:39,077 --> 00:36:41,060
- Oh, St John.
- Your Royal Highness.
570
00:36:46,284 --> 00:36:48,368
Cecil. Deborah Canterville’s grandson.
571
00:36:48,449 --> 00:36:50,387
Cecil. Good to see you.
572
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:54,186
Not sure about the opposition. Is that it?
573
00:36:54,267 --> 00:36:55,843
Appears to be, Your Highness.
574
00:37:02,323 --> 00:37:04,043
Have they forgotten the words?
575
00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:10,896
With freedom’s holy light
576
00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:15,755
To sing with heart and voice
577
00:37:16,008 --> 00:37:21,303
Great God our King
578
00:37:22,533 --> 00:37:23,749
Very good!
579
00:37:24,771 --> 00:37:26,501
Here we go, Canterville.
580
00:37:29,167 --> 00:37:30,528
Good luck, chaps.
581
00:37:31,567 --> 00:37:33,632
Right. Let’s see what they’re made of.
582
00:37:33,713 --> 00:37:36,944
Oh, how marvellous. Which one’s which?
583
00:37:41,430 --> 00:37:43,371
Go, Canterville!
584
00:37:44,037 --> 00:37:45,556
- Come on!
- Go, Cantervilles.
585
00:37:45,637 --> 00:37:47,457
- Pitch it up.
- Concentrate.
586
00:37:47,538 --> 00:37:48,710
Good luck, dad.
587
00:37:49,348 --> 00:37:50,308
Go on.
588
00:37:51,219 --> 00:37:52,641
Nice throw, dad.
589
00:37:55,485 --> 00:37:57,170
Never mind, Hiram, off you go.
590
00:37:58,176 --> 00:37:59,616
Catch it, come on.
591
00:38:03,244 --> 00:38:04,277
Catch it!
592
00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:06,543
Here we go, Canterville, and again.
593
00:38:06,843 --> 00:38:08,256
Do you like cricket?
594
00:38:08,789 --> 00:38:11,235
Until a few weeks ago I
knew nothing about it.
595
00:38:11,524 --> 00:38:15,185
But since then I’ve grown
to genuinely detest it.
596
00:38:15,365 --> 00:38:16,624
Oh, snap.
597
00:38:17,464 --> 00:38:20,737
I had my day all planned —
catching up on this week’s
598
00:38:20,818 --> 00:38:22,327
"Cash in the Attic."
599
00:38:23,014 --> 00:38:26,082
I should never have let my
husband talk me into this.
600
00:38:26,214 --> 00:38:27,555
I know the feeling.
601
00:38:30,123 --> 00:38:31,097
Got this.
602
00:38:35,177 --> 00:38:36,843
Run, Charity, Run.
603
00:38:38,674 --> 00:38:40,627
- Catch it.
- Well played.
604
00:38:45,168 --> 00:38:47,429
Ok, Canterville. Heads up.
605
00:38:47,776 --> 00:38:49,976
- Poor dad.
- I missed that, sorry.
606
00:38:50,066 --> 00:38:53,617
Oh, hopeless. They don’t
have the numbers to cope.
607
00:38:54,095 --> 00:38:57,369
I say, it’s quite fun really.
Which one’s which?
608
00:39:06,859 --> 00:39:09,772
Cecil, yes, please, we certainly need you…
609
00:39:13,843 --> 00:39:15,046
Catch it.
610
00:39:20,029 --> 00:39:21,344
What’s happening, Tommy?
611
00:39:21,425 --> 00:39:24,500
It seems young Cecil’s decided
to even up the teams, Ma’am.
612
00:39:24,581 --> 00:39:27,659
Very sporting. Top chap you’ve got there.
613
00:39:27,838 --> 00:39:30,057
Yay, Cecil, yay.
614
00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:32,066
Stupid boy.
615
00:39:33,354 --> 00:39:36,238
- Would you like some popcorn?
- Why?
616
00:39:36,319 --> 00:39:38,584
It’s traditional at
American sporting events.
617
00:39:39,220 --> 00:39:40,863
I find it helps with the boredom.
618
00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:43,853
Cecil, get in close. Forward short leg.
619
00:39:43,934 --> 00:39:45,125
- Good call.
- Yeh.
620
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,060
Right in his eyeline, put him off.
621
00:39:50,877 --> 00:39:54,622
Right, here we go, Canterville —
come on! Pitch it right up.
622
00:39:58,695 --> 00:40:01,245
- Right in his eyeline, put him off.
- Come on then.
623
00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:02,975
Here we go, Canterville.
624
00:40:04,215 --> 00:40:05,581
- You’ve got this
- Come on.
625
00:40:11,913 --> 00:40:14,561
- Oh, no.
- Oh, that’s going to hurt a bit isn’t it.
626
00:40:14,642 --> 00:40:15,615
Moppy!
627
00:40:17,005 --> 00:40:18,721
Shouldn’t someone do something?
628
00:40:18,802 --> 00:40:20,355
Yo, how are you?
629
00:40:20,436 --> 00:40:21,933
- I’m ok.
- Sure?
630
00:40:22,014 --> 00:40:23,283
Are you all right?
631
00:40:25,268 --> 00:40:26,624
Are you all right?
632
00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:28,703
I’m fine. Good to go.
633
00:40:28,784 --> 00:40:31,496
Oh, he’s good to go! He’s good to go!
634
00:40:31,956 --> 00:40:32,828
Dad?
635
00:40:32,909 --> 00:40:35,520
You’re going nowhere. You did us proud,
636
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,659
but your match is over. Captain’s orders.
637
00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:53,657
- What’s happening, Tommy?
- We’re halfway through the match, Ma’am.
638
00:40:53,737 --> 00:40:56,829
The Cantervilles are batting
next, I don’t fancy their chances.
639
00:40:56,909 --> 00:40:58,069
Thank you, Tommy.
640
00:40:59,952 --> 00:41:02,167
I hope you didn’t give up
the law to go into medicine.
641
00:41:02,247 --> 00:41:03,346
Funny.
642
00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:07,826
Why did you give it up? The real reason?
643
00:41:11,181 --> 00:41:12,760
I wanted to make a difference.
644
00:41:14,375 --> 00:41:16,975
Turns out I did only not for the better.
645
00:41:20,744 --> 00:41:25,404
I was interning for a non profit
preparing for a big appellate case.
646
00:41:25,485 --> 00:41:27,049
Can I have that in British?
647
00:41:27,949 --> 00:41:31,814
A charity investigating
miscarriages of justice.
648
00:41:33,093 --> 00:41:37,294
Kayla was an eighteen year old
accused of killing her stepfather.
649
00:41:38,547 --> 00:41:40,025
It was clear self defence
650
00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:42,892
but the prosecution pressed
for first degree murder
651
00:41:42,973 --> 00:41:44,565
and it wasn’t looking good.
652
00:41:45,685 --> 00:41:48,691
Until I found an unused legal precedent.
653
00:41:49,664 --> 00:41:51,057
So what happened?
654
00:41:52,048 --> 00:41:54,371
I made a mistake with the evidence.
655
00:41:55,697 --> 00:41:56,947
It was minor
656
00:41:57,028 --> 00:42:00,400
but enough to get the whole
argument declared inadmissible
657
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,534
and threw into doubt the line of defence.
658
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:09,174
Kayla was found guilty and
sentenced to life without parole.
659
00:42:11,553 --> 00:42:15,294
18 years old and she’ll spend the rest
of her life in prison because of me.
660
00:42:15,614 --> 00:42:18,377
You can’t let one mistake
destroy your future.
661
00:42:19,148 --> 00:42:20,734
You sound like my mother.
662
00:42:21,893 --> 00:42:24,358
At least she didn’t bolt
when you were in nappies.
663
00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:29,861
I’m sorry, that was super tactless…
664
00:42:30,711 --> 00:42:31,680
It’s ok.
665
00:42:33,004 --> 00:42:34,200
I barely remember her.
666
00:42:35,416 --> 00:42:37,240
Except she smelt of freesias.
667
00:42:39,593 --> 00:42:41,597
I’ve always hated the smell of freesias…
668
00:42:48,556 --> 00:42:50,264
What do you want out of life?
669
00:42:52,261 --> 00:42:53,612
I don’t want my epitaph to read…
670
00:42:53,692 --> 00:42:57,391
"Here lies Cecil Canterville, born
with a silver spoon in his mouth."
671
00:42:58,673 --> 00:42:59,597
I want to change the way
672
00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:01,812
Featherstonehaugh’s
been run for centuries.
673
00:43:02,576 --> 00:43:03,942
Green agriculture.
674
00:43:04,505 --> 00:43:06,192
Renewable energy sources.
675
00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:09,392
Permaculture. Aquaponics and hydroponics.
676
00:43:09,473 --> 00:43:12,264
Crop rotation and polycultures. Sorry…
677
00:43:13,612 --> 00:43:14,960
I sound a right bore.
678
00:43:16,933 --> 00:43:18,045
What’s next for you?
679
00:43:19,862 --> 00:43:21,818
That’s the million dollar question.
680
00:43:26,650 --> 00:43:27,788
Feeling better?
681
00:43:33,767 --> 00:43:37,075
Remember we’re three players
short so make every ball count.
682
00:43:37,567 --> 00:43:39,299
Hiram and Django in first
683
00:43:39,533 --> 00:43:41,739
followed by me then Reverend Dampier,
684
00:43:41,859 --> 00:43:45,106
Frank, Patience, Theo
and Charity, all right?
685
00:43:45,872 --> 00:43:47,013
Go On!
686
00:43:48,367 --> 00:43:51,947
Canterville, Canterville!
687
00:43:54,825 --> 00:43:55,959
Good luck, dad.
688
00:44:01,929 --> 00:44:04,485
- Good try, dad.
- Never mind, Hiram, unlucky.
689
00:44:05,228 --> 00:44:06,572
Good luck, Mr. Lovell.
690
00:44:09,502 --> 00:44:11,479
Wish I understood the rules more, Tommy.
691
00:44:11,559 --> 00:44:15,454
Canterville need 91 runs with
their best batsman injured, Ma’am.
692
00:44:15,535 --> 00:44:19,033
- Thank you, Tommy.
- It’s hardly much of a contest.
693
00:44:20,068 --> 00:44:22,015
It is rather embarrassing.
694
00:44:25,684 --> 00:44:27,159
- Got this.
- Come on.
695
00:44:27,769 --> 00:44:28,728
Come on.
696
00:44:31,075 --> 00:44:33,432
They’re on the brink
of a batting collapse.
697
00:44:34,019 --> 00:44:36,321
It’s all over before it’s started.
698
00:44:36,937 --> 00:44:37,992
Not quite.
699
00:44:45,542 --> 00:44:48,637
Sorry we’re late. It took me
a while to round everyone up.
700
00:44:49,064 --> 00:44:50,609
Oh, God bless you, Elvis.
701
00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:53,720
Your arrival couldn’t be more
timely as I was just going in…
702
00:44:57,651 --> 00:44:58,977
Here we go, Canterville.
703
00:44:59,058 --> 00:45:00,031
Got this.
704
00:45:00,854 --> 00:45:01,871
Come on.
705
00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:25,171
What’s happening, Tommy?
706
00:45:25,252 --> 00:45:27,184
- That’s the village cavalry out…
- Oh, Bravo.
707
00:45:27,264 --> 00:45:28,875
… it’s down to the last three batsmen now.
708
00:45:28,955 --> 00:45:31,082
- They went out fighting.
- Come on, boys.
709
00:45:31,592 --> 00:45:32,709
Got this.
710
00:45:41,019 --> 00:45:43,330
Oh, dear, poor chap has
run his brother out.
711
00:45:43,411 --> 00:45:45,891
- Sorry.
- Yeah, right. Octopus hands…
712
00:45:45,978 --> 00:45:47,862
It’s down to Charity and Theo now,
713
00:45:48,135 --> 00:45:51,441
6 balls remaining and they
need 7 runs to win the match.
714
00:45:51,522 --> 00:45:54,698
- Well, that sounds achievable.
- Oh, I wouldn’t get your hopes up.
715
00:45:54,778 --> 00:45:57,497
The last two are usually
last for a reason.
716
00:46:10,028 --> 00:46:11,622
This came in at the post office.
717
00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:14,689
Special delivery.
It looked important so er…
718
00:46:15,050 --> 00:46:17,300
Hmm. Thank you.
719
00:46:31,018 --> 00:46:33,561
Reminds me of the Ashes in 1981.
720
00:46:33,642 --> 00:46:36,334
Last ball, Ma’am, and
Canterville need to hit a 4.
721
00:46:36,415 --> 00:46:38,194
It’s actually rather thrilling!
722
00:46:52,263 --> 00:46:53,307
He’s done it.
723
00:46:59,165 --> 00:47:00,218
Bravo.
724
00:47:00,455 --> 00:47:02,785
Jolly well played…
725
00:47:08,196 --> 00:47:09,540
That was amazing.
726
00:47:09,884 --> 00:47:11,346
You guys were great.
727
00:47:20,347 --> 00:47:23,995
You’ve more than done your bit, Caro,
I’m sure you don’t need to stay.
728
00:47:24,282 --> 00:47:27,324
Well, Bluey can phone ahead and tell
his cook to have something waiting.
729
00:47:27,404 --> 00:47:31,493
Not ruddy likely. Looks like
the party’s just getting started.
730
00:47:40,226 --> 00:47:45,792
I used to think maybe you
loved me now, baby, I’m sure…
731
00:47:48,890 --> 00:47:54,405
And I just can’t wait till the day
when you knock on my door…
732
00:47:57,590 --> 00:48:03,203
Now every time I go for the mail box
gotta hold myself down
733
00:48:04,716 --> 00:48:06,103
Оh, bravo.
734
00:48:06,338 --> 00:48:11,964
And I just can’t wait till you write me
you’re coming around
735
00:48:13,970 --> 00:48:16,569
I’m walking on sunshine…
736
00:48:16,650 --> 00:48:21,080
Woah, I’m walking on sunshine…
737
00:48:21,161 --> 00:48:26,809
Woah, I’m walking on sunshine, woah
738
00:48:27,056 --> 00:48:33,614
It’s starting to feel good!
Ooh, yeah, it’s starting to feel good!
739
00:48:35,766 --> 00:48:37,984
It’s starting to feel good!
740
00:50:06,346 --> 00:50:08,619
Bravo, Mrs. Otis, bravo.
741
00:50:11,893 --> 00:50:17,568
I don’t want you back
for a weekend or back for a day…
742
00:50:20,436 --> 00:50:27,270
Сos baby I just want you
back and I want you to stay…
743
00:50:28,076 --> 00:50:32,341
I’m walking on sunshine… Woah
744
00:50:32,632 --> 00:50:36,562
I’m walking on sunshine… Woah
745
00:50:36,959 --> 00:50:41,112
I’m walking on sunshine… Woah
746
00:50:41,193 --> 00:50:47,628
It’s starting to feel good
Oh yeah, it’s starting to feel good
59853
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