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Through the years,
I have been known by many names.
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Diablo Gato.
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The Furry Lover.
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Chupacabra.
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Friskie Two-Times.
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And the Ginger Hit Man.
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But to most... I am Puss In Boots!
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Outlaw.
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I will never forget you... Margherita.
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I mean, Rosa.
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Sorry. I think maybe I should go.
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You cannot run forever,
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Puss In Boots!
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What can I say? I was a bad kitty.
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Just a fugitive from the law...
forever running.
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Searching for a way to clear my name.
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And I would get that chance...
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...on this one fateful night.
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Here, kitty, kitty!
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Raoul.
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Look what the cat dragged in.
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Oh, wait... That is the cat!
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One leche, please.
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What are you doing here, señor?
Did you lose your ball of yarn?
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So funny.
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One leche coming up.
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I am not looking for trouble.
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I am but a humble gato
in search of his next meal.
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Perhaps you gentlemen
can help me find a simple score?
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The only thing you'll find tonight
is trouble... Puss In Boots.
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Well, perhaps if one of us were to
tell the law that you are in town,
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we could split the reward.
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You made the cat angry.
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You do not want to make the cat angry!
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The Church of St. Michael
has just put up a golden statue
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of the Virgin of Guadalupe.
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I do not steal from churches.
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The boys' orphanage has been donated
silver candlesticks,
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they would look very lovely
in your home.
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I do not steal from orphans.
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What about Jack and Jill?
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- Shh! Are you crazy?
- The what?
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The murderous outlaws Jack and Jill
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have gotten their hands on...
magic beans.
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Do not joke with me about magic beans!
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I searched half my life for them.
They do not exist.
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No, cat. We have seen them.
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These... are the beans of legend.
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Grows a vine to the Land of Giants,
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and the Golden Goose.
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The Golden Goose...
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A heist like this
could set you up for life.
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All nine of them.
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Show him the golden eggs.
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No!
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Please, you have shown enough.
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Only a cat with a death wish would
steal the beans from Jack and Jill.
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The only wish I have
is to repay an old debt.
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And this is my chance.
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Now...
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...where do I find this Jack and Jill?
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I'm sorry... we have no rooms.
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Well, I think one just opened up.
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We'd like a complimentary
continental breakfast.
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And don't even think about skimpin'
on them baby muffins.
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We don't have any baby muffins.
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You know, Jill...
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...I been thinking.
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Get it out.
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I... Once we're done
with this magic bean business
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and got ourselves
all them beautiful golden eggs...
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Go on.
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...that we cut down on some
of the hijacking and murdering.
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I mean, it's fun and all, but...
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...I want a baby.
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A baby what, Jack?
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A baby us, Jill. We'll raise it wild,
like a squirrel or something.
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Holy frijoles!
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They do exist.
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Ever since you fell down that hill
and broke your crown,
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you have been talking crazy.
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It couldn't hurt to have
an extra shooter during ambushes.
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Maybe I cut too deep...
cut that brain out of your head.
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Hey! What gives?
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If it's to be a girl,
she'll have your strong...
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No! No! No!
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You, you, you! You stop where you are!
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I don't know, Jack. How do I ride and
shoot with a baby slung on my back?
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They got them backpacks now.
The way I see it, Jill...
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Those beans are mine!
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...we fall off this flat earth one time.
What better proof of our love...
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Me?
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You snap me?
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You snap me?!
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You looking for something?
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No.
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No hablo inglés.
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You are going to pay for this!
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No!
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Chupacabra!
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Chupacabra! Chupacabra!
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- Chupacabra!
- You are a crazy woman!
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Those magic beans were my score!
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You just cost me a chance
at getting the golden eggs, mi amigo.
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Put up your dukes.
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Very well.
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If it is to be a dance fight,
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then I will Tuesday-Night-Dance-Fight
you to the death!
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How dare you do the Litter Box at me!
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Hello!
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Can you feel me?
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Fear me... if you dare.
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You hit me in the head with a guitar?!
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You are a woman?
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Amateur.
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Wow!
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Señorita, wait!
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Let me buy you some leche!
I am a lover, not a fighter.
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Hello?
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You are hiding from me?
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I like to play the games, too.
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I sense in you a kindred spirit, a...
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I smell something familiar.
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Something... dangerous.
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Something...
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...breakfasty.
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It's been a long time, brother.
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Maldito huevo.
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Humpty Alexander Dumpty.
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How dare you show your face to me.
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I know you're angry.
You have every right.
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But it is good to see you, Puss.
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Are those new boots?
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No! They are the same boots I wore
when you betrayed me.
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Betrayed you?
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You left me cracked in pieces
on a bridge, surrounded by soldiers!
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They wrote a song about it!
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And how did we get on that bridge
in the first place?!
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Because we were brothers, and brothers
are supposed to look after each other...
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Humpty!
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Remember why we're here.
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I should have known.
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I had the magic beans in my grasp,
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and you sent this very attractive
devil woman to interfere.
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You are a curse on my life!
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Wait. Hear me out. OK?
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Yes, yes,
I sent Kitty to bring you here.
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But she is no ordinary thief.
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She's Kitty Softpaws.
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The softest touch in Spain.
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That's a lot of heel for a guy,
don't you think?
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Look, with Kitty's skill,
your sword and my brain,
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we've got a fighting chance here.
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Puss, come on, you of all people
know that nobody's ever ripped off
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the giant's castle
and lived to tell the tale.
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You want to survive? You need a plan.
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And I've studied this job my whole life.
You know that.
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Let's be honest.
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Without me, you don't even know
where to plant the beans, Puss.
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But Jack and Jill do.
They're on their way.
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We go up the beanstalk outlaws,
and we come down legends.
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So what do you say?
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Partners?
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No. Never again.
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I'm sorry, OK?
How long are you gonna hold a grudge?
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It's been seven years!
That's like 35 cat years.
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You need me! And I need you.
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Puss! You got any idea what they do
to eggs in San Ricardo prison?
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I'll tell you this, my friend.
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It ain't over easy.
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Adiós... Humpty Dumpty.
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Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
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Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
I know how to speak meow.
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...sad story with your twisted lies
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in your greasy shell
that smells like old ham!
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I should crack you open for...
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Look what I found.
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Someone forgot his money.
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Oh, you are dangerous.
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Humpty says you like danger.
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Just think of all the trouble
we can get into.
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The two of us together.
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We can steal a lot of golden eggs.
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And... you owe me.
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I owe you?
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You hit me in the head with a guitar.
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I regret the guitar.
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OK, I forgive you.
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So... you're in?
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There is one teeny, tiny,
itty-bitty problem.
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And what is that?
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You work for the egg!
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Come on, Puss. What happened between
you and Humpty that was so bad?
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I am afraid with me and Humpty...
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...the scars are too deep.
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It all started a long time ago.
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Oh, no. You really don't have to tell me
your whole life story, please.
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You may want to sit.
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It is at times quite... painful.
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OK, here we go.
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It was a year
in which the rain had not fallen.
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The wind was big
and the basket was small.
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For days, I bounced along...
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...a hungry little kitten
with no milk, no mama,
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and no litter box.
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Until I came to rest at a home
for lost children.
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Her name was Imelda.
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And, like a mother, she took me
into her heart and raised me as her own.
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Silencio.
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She was an angel of kindness.
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¡Silencio!
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Most of the time.
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I'd like to introduce
a new boy joining us.
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It's OK, pequeño.
You show with the face.
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Go on.
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And that was the moment I met...
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Humpty Alexander Dumpty.
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Hey, Whiskers! You're sitting
in Little Boy Blue's chair.
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Oh, come on. Is this necessary?
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Why don't you pick on
somebody your own size?
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Who asked you, Breakfast?
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Remember what Imelda says, Boy Blue:
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If you're going to blow your top,
you blow your horn instead, right?
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Let's spin him.
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Please don't spin me. Do not spin me!
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Not again! No! I'm going to yolk!
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Even though he took my beans,
the egg stood up for me,
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and I decided then...
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...that I would always have his back.
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Wow!
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That was very impressive. Thanks!
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Hey, egg boy!
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There was something about this
strange little egg that intrigued me.
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Oh... it's you.
I've been collecting for months now.
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You never know when you're gonna
get lucky. You know what I mean?
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Magic beans... is what they are.
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Hello?
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You gonna tell all the other kids
that I believe in magic now?
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Is that what you're gonna do?
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No? What's your name?
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You don't say much, do you?
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I think I'll call you Sparky.
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Whiskers?
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Zoltar!
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How about Puss?
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Humpty's mind
was full of imagination and invention.
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What is that, 50 feet down there?
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Here we go. Give me a...
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Puss!
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Look at me, Puss! I'm flying!
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He spoke of legends and adventures
beyond my wildest dreams.
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When I find those magic beans,
they'll grow a vine
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straight up into the clouds,
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where a terrible and a fearsome giant
hoards his greatest treasure...
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...the Golden Goose.
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Oh, the Golden Goose. Just one.
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Just one of her golden eggs...
could set me for life.
258
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,251
It's my destiny, Puss.
259
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:08,423
I can't really explain it,
but I just feel like I belong up there.
260
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,596
Oh, boy. This is awkward.
261
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:18,766
This is kind of a solo dream here.
262
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,770
I don't need any dead weight,
you know, holding me down.
263
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,898
What are you doing?
264
00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:31,571
Oh, man, that's good. The eye thing that
you're doing, that is really splendid.
265
00:25:31,739 --> 00:25:35,616
OK, let me just think for a second.
All right... OK.
266
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,202
This is crazy, but...
267
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,539
...I am considering a partnership.
268
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,043
I just need to know one thing.
269
00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:47,420
Can you commit?
270
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,797
Sí... I can commit.
271
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:53,384
Oh, you can talk!
Could you help me up?
272
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:56,971
OK...
273
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,141
First rule of Bean Club...
274
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:04,479
...you do not talk about Bean Club.
275
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:06,731
Second rule of Bean Club...
276
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:10,943
...is you don't talk about Bean Club.
You ready?
277
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,195
Ready.
278
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:15,698
From this day forth,
it shall be known...
279
00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:19,035
Never alone, always together...
280
00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:20,536
Humpty and Puss...
281
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,330
Brothers forever.
282
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,791
And from that moment on,
283
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:29,128
we were united on a great adventure
to find the magic beans.
284
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:30,379
Help me up.
285
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,048
Egg me.
286
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,300
Humpty was the brains...
287
00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:36,928
- Good gracious!
- I never saw him!
288
00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,639
- That really hurt!
- ...and I was the skill.
289
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,141
I'm cracked!
290
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:49,065
We got red beans, green beans, coffee
beans, lima beans... but no magic beans.
291
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,151
Would you care for a jelly bean?
292
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,486
Thank you.
293
00:26:54,071 --> 00:26:56,489
Finding them meant everything to us.
294
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,659
I almost forgot
the most important thing.
295
00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,911
That's me and you, Puss.
296
00:27:03,413 --> 00:27:04,914
Me and you.
297
00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:07,583
But we never did find them.
298
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:11,003
And, as years passed,
the quest for magic beans
299
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:15,424
seemed more and more
like the dreams of a child.
300
00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:20,513
As teenagers,
Humpty and I looked for trouble...
301
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:22,849
...and often found it.
302
00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:27,186
Third time this month, Imelda.
Next time is jail time.
303
00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:29,564
They're just kids.
304
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,358
They are thieves.
305
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,198
You are better than this.
306
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:42,535
I believe in you with all my heart.
307
00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:45,454
Please do not let me down.
308
00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:50,793
I hate this place.
I cannot wait for us to get out of here.
309
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,589
Throw a rock.
It'll make you feel better.
310
00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:58,634
Oh, boy. We should go.
311
00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:03,723
On instinct, I reacted.
312
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:21,199
He saved the Comandante's mother!
313
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,665
You saved my mother.
314
00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:33,419
Señor Puss... he is a hero!
315
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:41,093
Today we see that courage and bravery
come in all sizes!
316
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:45,806
Little did I know that one moment
would change my whole life.
317
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,559
These are for you, my boy.
318
00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:53,606
Wear them as a symbol of honor...
and justice.
319
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:57,526
I will make you proud, Mama.
320
00:28:57,694 --> 00:29:02,740
You already have, my Puss In Boots.
321
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:08,287
How strange it was
to give a cat boots...
322
00:29:08,455 --> 00:29:11,624
...but, whoa... I looked good!
323
00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:14,627
And as the light of my path
grew brighter...
324
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:19,131
...Humpty's road grew ever darker.
325
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,306
Gracias, Comandante.
326
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:29,892
Be careful of the company you keep.
327
00:29:32,062 --> 00:29:35,064
I know! I know, I never should've
tried something without you.
328
00:29:35,232 --> 00:29:38,734
You're not stealing lollipops anymore,
Humpty. This is getting serious.
329
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,279
You're right!
We have to be smarter about this.
330
00:29:41,446 --> 00:29:43,656
Here, look. We need to think bigger.
331
00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:46,575
I've been casing the silversmith
and it's perfect.
332
00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:49,203
You and me, in and out,
50 seconds tops.
333
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,998
Will you put that away!
This is our home.
334
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:54,792
These people have done nothing to us.
335
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,421
Our home? OK, yeah, I get it now.
336
00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:02,008
You get some fancy boots
and now you're too good for me?
337
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,551
That is not true.
338
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,803
We weren't born here.
We're orphans!
339
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,763
All we got is each other,
you understand?
340
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:09,557
We are better than this.
341
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,476
But we're partners.
342
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,687
We are brothers.
343
00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:18,149
But I am not stealing anymore.
344
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:23,446
But Humpty would not give up so easily.
345
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:25,281
I'm in trouble, Puss!
346
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,658
It's Boy Blue and his gang.
I owe them some money.
347
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,036
They're coming for me.
Just get me over this wall.
348
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:33,664
I gotta go. Help me up the wall.
Get me up the wall. Hurry! Hurry!
349
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,970
OK, I've got everything. We did it.
Come on, let's go!
350
00:30:48,138 --> 00:30:49,638
How could you do this to me?!
351
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:52,266
I did you a favor!
We can finally get out of here!
352
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:55,144
This is the money of the people!
This is all they have!
353
00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:01,650
You disgrace those boots!
354
00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,694
Comandante, please, I can explain!
355
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,071
Arrest them!
356
00:31:09,242 --> 00:31:11,369
Hurry up! Get to the bridge!
357
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:15,706
- You tricked me!
- I had to! You left me no choice!
358
00:31:23,632 --> 00:31:24,757
Mama...
359
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:26,759
Pequeño.
360
00:31:27,677 --> 00:31:28,677
Watch out!
361
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,445
Oh, no.
362
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,614
Puss. I can't get up.
363
00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:50,991
Puss! Help me. I can't get up!
364
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,493
Freeze!
365
00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,079
Puss, save me!
366
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,206
Save yourself.
367
00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,583
We got you.
368
00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:18,185
I lost everything
I cared about that day.
369
00:32:19,187 --> 00:32:21,021
My brother.
370
00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:22,690
My honor.
371
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:24,191
My home.
372
00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:30,448
All I thought about was the
disappointment in my mama's eyes.
373
00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,368
And I have been running ever since.
374
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:40,875
The egg betrayed me.
375
00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:44,712
His lies cost me everything.
376
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,717
- Hey!
- I'm awake!
377
00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:52,011
You think I don't want to fix the past?
378
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,099
I can't get down.
379
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:10,029
Listen. A day... A day doesn't go by
380
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,323
when I don't think about what I lost.
381
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:17,036
I lost my best friend.
382
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:19,455
My only friend.
383
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:22,583
And I get it now. I got greedy
and desperate and I let you down.
384
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:24,793
I let myself down.
385
00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,463
All I'm asking for, Puss,
is a second chance.
386
00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:31,842
Give me that second chance
and I'll help you pay back San Ricardo.
387
00:33:32,886 --> 00:33:34,762
Please, Puss.
388
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,723
Let me show you
what our friendship meant to me.
389
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:45,272
- I will do it.
- That's great.
390
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:50,653
I will do this for my mother
and for San Ricardo... not for you.
391
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:54,323
We are not partners
and we are not friends.
392
00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:59,995
OK. I promise this time,
I will not let you down.
393
00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,331
Yes!
394
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,834
I think we got our Bean Club back.
395
00:34:26,147 --> 00:34:27,565
Humpty's plan better work.
396
00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:32,736
Listen, you just need to worry about
your part. Don't screw it up.
397
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,239
- What?
- Again with the mask?
398
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:38,993
I don't need style advice
from Mr. Dusty Boots.
399
00:34:46,543 --> 00:34:48,335
Come on, Puss. Now!
400
00:34:52,632 --> 00:34:55,217
Our biological clocks
are tickin', darlin'.
401
00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:58,053
- You gotta look at the big picture.
- What's your problem?
402
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,473
Listen.
I put a lot of work into my body.
403
00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:04,602
I look good, and I am not
just gonna throw that away.
404
00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,648
- Hey, hey, hey.
- What?
405
00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:11,275
- We're gonna start small.
- Look.
406
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,402
Let's just pretend you have a baby.
407
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,405
Excellent.
408
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:23,162
I don't have time to be at home
with no diapers and baby socks.
409
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:25,998
You don't have to, Jill.
I'll be the stay-at-home dad.
410
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,584
We got ten hungry piggies,
there in the back.
411
00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:31,503
You can practice on them.
Just pull over, feed them.
412
00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:33,589
- That little Hamhock's my favorite.
- You've got to hurry up.
413
00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:35,341
He's a cute little bugger.
414
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,551
Why are you not using your claws?
415
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,637
Would you please just shut up!
I'm on it!
416
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,306
- Just use your claws!
- Be quiet.
417
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,476
- Your claws!
- I don't have any claws, all right?!
418
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,811
Was that Hamhock?
419
00:35:53,276 --> 00:35:56,320
There, there.
Sleepy, sleepy, big, fat piggy.
420
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,075
Remember when we had to pretend
we had that monkey one time...?
421
00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,660
You babysit.
422
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,913
- Soft paws.
- When did we have a monkey?
423
00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,625
Well?
424
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,669
...what happened last time...
You sat on it, Jack.
425
00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,921
Hello, beans of legend.
426
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:15,923
Let's go.
427
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:28,519
Well, well, well.
Look what we have here, Jill.
428
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:31,313
You messed with our baby.
429
00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:35,651
And you took my beans.
430
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:38,487
Sausage bomb!
431
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:48,163
You're gonna pay for this!
Soul-sucking cats!
432
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,541
Signal the egg!
433
00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:53,585
Yes!
434
00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,591
- OK.
- Ready.
435
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:01,760
- Set.
- Go!
436
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,361
Oh, my God!
437
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:40,299
All right, cat. Give me them beans.
438
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:44,428
Is it true
a cat always lands on its feet?
439
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,389
No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!
440
00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,767
Well, let's find out.
441
00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:59,568
See? I told you I wouldn't let you down!
442
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:01,487
You think this is over?
443
00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:09,495
Hey, that was close!
444
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:20,881
Now!
445
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:27,346
We just got to make it to that bridge!
Hang on!
446
00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:31,266
- Humpty! There is no bridge!
- Trust me.
447
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,274
Humpty!
448
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,615
We're going to die!
449
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,462
I hate cats.
450
00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:02,256
This is war!
451
00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:12,641
Giant's castle...
452
00:39:13,309 --> 00:39:14,810
...here we come.
453
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:19,815
I must hand it to the egg.
454
00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:22,776
This was a team effort.
Humpty still has his claws...
455
00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:27,948
I mean, flaws. That was what I meant,
not claws. He's not a cat.
456
00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:31,326
- Not to say there's anything wrong...
- I don't want to talk about it.
457
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:32,995
Got it.
458
00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:35,873
OK, we should be close!
459
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,251
Keep your eyes out
for any strange cloud activity!
460
00:39:40,461 --> 00:39:43,171
I am called Kitty Softpaws
because I'll steal you blind
461
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:45,549
and you'll never know I was there.
462
00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:52,890
Kitty?
463
00:39:54,309 --> 00:39:56,184
You are not as good as they say.
464
00:39:58,062 --> 00:40:00,188
You're better.
465
00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:05,819
I will respect your privacy.
466
00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:12,492
OK. I'll tell you.
467
00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,412
I was just a stray...
468
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,582
...but I had beautiful claws.
469
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:23,629
One day,
a really nice couple took me in.
470
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:26,131
Gave me milk every morning.
471
00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:27,633
Loved me.
472
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:34,473
Maybe I scratched their curtains
or played too rough with the hamster.
473
00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,975
I don't know why they did it.
474
00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:39,686
But they took my claws.
475
00:40:41,356 --> 00:40:43,523
Cat people are crazy.
476
00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:47,319
Stop the coach! I think this is it!
477
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:09,633
Can you believe this, Puss?
478
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:12,552
After all these years!
479
00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:17,224
Here. I want you to plant them.
480
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:26,233
That... is a strange cloud.
481
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:31,738
OK! This is it! It's happening, hurry!
482
00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:36,243
This way!
483
00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:38,036
Good, good.
Come on, come on, come on.
484
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,664
Twenty-three divided by cloud depth.
485
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,541
Hole! Right here.
486
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:47,421
Now place the beans.
487
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,216
Place the beans carefully, please.
488
00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:54,177
Not on top of each other.
The magic is very delicate.
489
00:41:54,679 --> 00:41:58,515
OK, good. Very good.
Now just stand back.
490
00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:43,226
What's happening here?
491
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,312
Maybe the magic rubbed off
in your pocket?
492
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,648
- That's impossible.
- OK, OK. Let's not panic.
493
00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:50,901
You know, I read somewhere
that plants have feelings.
494
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:54,738
So, come on...
say something nice to it.
495
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:55,906
OK.
496
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,575
Let me just think for a second.
497
00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:00,494
Hi, little plant.
498
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:23,160
Guys?
499
00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:25,704
Humpty!
500
00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:28,874
- I do not see him. Do you see him?
- I don't see him anywhere.
501
00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:31,334
You sound weird.
502
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:34,337
It's the thin air!
503
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:39,176
Come on in! It feels great!
504
00:44:45,641 --> 00:44:48,476
The cloud, it tickles my nose.
505
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:52,063
That's because they effervesce!
Who knew?
506
00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,362
Come on.
507
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,340
Gotcha!
508
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:23,678
Meow.
509
00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:27,933
Hey, Puss.
What do you think? Do I shave?
510
00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:30,435
Let me show you something.
511
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:40,028
Somewhere down there,
there are two little kids,
512
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:42,322
I don't know, maybe orphans,
513
00:45:42,490 --> 00:45:45,408
and they're laying on a hill,
staring at the clouds,
514
00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:47,494
dreaming about the future.
515
00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,163
That was me and you, Puss.
516
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:52,832
Me and you.
517
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:55,961
Boys!
518
00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:59,839
You might want to take a look at this.
519
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,345
The giant's castle.
520
00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:10,558
OK, time to suit up.
521
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:11,768
Humpty!
522
00:46:11,936 --> 00:46:14,437
I'll fit right in with the golden eggs.
523
00:46:18,192 --> 00:46:19,776
Brilliant or what, huh?
524
00:46:19,944 --> 00:46:23,530
Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!
525
00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:27,450
What? Are you embarrassed? I'm not.
526
00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:32,539
Puss, remember when everyone
was laughing at Bean Club?
527
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,583
And who is laughing now? We are!
528
00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:48,221
Wow!
529
00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:03,653
That is our target.
530
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,864
Hey, you don't sound
like an elf anymore.
531
00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:07,741
It's because the air pressure
in here is normal.
532
00:47:07,908 --> 00:47:08,950
Let's go.
533
00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:16,624
So here is the plan: You two get
the golden eggs, I will fight the giant.
534
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:19,544
There's no giant to fight.
The giant's been dead for years.
535
00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:21,963
- What?!
- You didn't do the reading, did you?
536
00:47:22,131 --> 00:47:25,467
Jack and the Beanstalk, chapter 14,
"Giant Takes a Big Dirt Nap."
537
00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:27,218
Ankle burn.
538
00:47:30,514 --> 00:47:33,350
- What was that?
- They call it the Great Terror.
539
00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,935
It's the monster that guards
the Golden Goose.
540
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:38,688
Legend has it that if you look at it,
you'll turn to stone.
541
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:42,317
But nobody really knows because
nobody's walked away from it alive.
542
00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:44,402
Follow me and keep quiet.
543
00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:55,747
Shh! Humpty!
544
00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:58,875
I can't help it.
Everything's rubbing and pinching!
545
00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:00,668
I need powder!
546
00:48:16,936 --> 00:48:19,104
How are we gonna get across?
547
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:20,355
Champagne.
548
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,318
Cheers!
549
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:39,582
Do not worry. I will protect you.
550
00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:45,088
What are you gonna do?
Hit it in the head with a guitar?
551
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:48,425
Please. Stop bringing up the guitar.
552
00:49:06,819 --> 00:49:08,236
Catch me!
553
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:11,614
Hurry!
554
00:49:12,992 --> 00:49:14,117
Hide!
555
00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:16,995
Don't look at it!
556
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:25,462
- Humpty! Be quiet!
- I'm hyperventilating!
557
00:49:26,547 --> 00:49:29,382
I said I couldn't breathe and then
you zipped the thing over my mouth!
558
00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,552
You gotta get it together. Come on!
559
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,887
OK.
560
00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:52,822
Look at this. It's egg paradise.
561
00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:57,118
It's so beautiful,
I feel like I belong here.
562
00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:04,375
Golden eggs.
563
00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:08,213
Grab as many as you can.
564
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,884
I thought they were going to be
like chicken size.
565
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:17,305
Can you imagine laying
one of these? Ouch!
566
00:50:17,473 --> 00:50:18,890
Puss!
567
00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:23,436
How are we supposed to
get these out of here?
568
00:50:23,604 --> 00:50:24,896
I don't know.
569
00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:29,234
Oh, my!
570
00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:35,240
The Golden Goose.
571
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:39,577
Just look at her. Isn't she beautiful?
572
00:50:51,173 --> 00:50:52,674
My sweet darling.
573
00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,344
I think she likes you.
574
00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,723
Let's just take her.
575
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:02,600
Wait a minute.
This is the goose of legend.
576
00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:04,519
We don't know what happens
if we take her.
577
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:08,982
I know what happens
if we don't take her, we got nothing.
578
00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:13,403
Guys, guys. It's a gold pooper.
We're taking it!
579
00:51:22,997 --> 00:51:24,122
Almost there!
580
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:35,216
Hang on!
581
00:51:56,238 --> 00:51:57,697
It's coming!
582
00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,324
Run!
583
00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,341
Kitty!
584
00:52:18,594 --> 00:52:20,219
What are you doing?
585
00:52:42,868 --> 00:52:44,285
Hang on!
586
00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,041
Come here, you.
587
00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:54,962
Got you!
588
00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:57,882
She's mine now!
589
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:09,060
Hello!
590
00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:17,819
Oh, no! Fly, little gosling, fly!
591
00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:25,159
No! It's not supposed to be this way!
592
00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:28,830
- Puss?
- No.
593
00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:39,132
I'm sorry.
594
00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:56,482
Thanks, Ginger.
595
00:54:03,198 --> 00:54:05,116
We should maybe cut that down.
596
00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:13,332
Look at that. You finally
got that family you wanted, Jack.
597
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:16,377
Did you hear that?
I think he just called me Daddy.
598
00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:20,882
- He looks just like you, Jack.
- Thank you.
599
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,144
Well, what is it?
600
00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:46,741
I do believe that's our cue.
601
00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,706
To paying back San Ricardo!
602
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:55,458
To being rich!
603
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:56,751
¡Olé!
604
00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:12,517
You.
605
00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:13,976
Me?
606
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:15,686
Yeah, yeah, baby!
607
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:20,149
One, two, cha-cha-cha!
608
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,318
Three, four, cha-cha-cha!
609
00:55:22,486 --> 00:55:24,278
One, two... What?!
610
00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:29,826
There is one word for you,
Kitty Softpaws: Me-wow!
611
00:55:29,993 --> 00:55:34,914
I know you have quite a reputation
with the ladies, Mr. Friskie Two-Times.
612
00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:38,251
I've also been known as the...
Furry Lover!
613
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:42,421
But that was before I met you.
614
00:55:42,589 --> 00:55:47,593
You don't know me, Puss. I'm not who
you think I am. I'm all about the score.
615
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:52,849
Come on. Look me in the eyes and
tell me all you care about is the gold.
616
00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:55,101
Puss...
617
00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:56,352
Kitty...
618
00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:58,521
Oh, my God!
619
00:56:00,899 --> 00:56:01,899
New partners!
620
00:56:02,651 --> 00:56:06,571
Do not fall for his animal magnetism.
You stay focused.
621
00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:09,240
What?!
622
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,626
So... I have been thinking,
Miss Softpaws,
623
00:56:20,794 --> 00:56:24,422
that when we go our separate ways,
we can go our separate ways...
624
00:56:24,756 --> 00:56:26,257
...together.
625
00:56:28,302 --> 00:56:30,511
Puss, you have to go, now.
626
00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:34,348
You do not have to push me away
anymore. You can trust me.
627
00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:39,812
Give it up for the legends of San
Ricardo, Humpty and Puss! We did it!
628
00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:45,318
- I'm calling it a night, guys.
- Kitty! Stay up with us.
629
00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:49,322
No, I feel a... hairball coming on.
630
00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:52,325
OK, yeah. Have fun with that!
631
00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:55,036
We should give her some privacy.
632
00:56:57,581 --> 00:57:00,082
I never thought we would get to here.
633
00:57:01,168 --> 00:57:03,169
After all we went through...
634
00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:06,005
...to pull this off, together.
635
00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:10,676
It is good to have my brother back.
636
00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:14,221
Yep. Sure is.
637
00:57:15,057 --> 00:57:17,058
Well, we have a big day tomorrow.
638
00:57:18,226 --> 00:57:20,061
Pretty exciting stuff.
639
00:57:20,228 --> 00:57:21,896
We should get some rest.
640
00:57:23,231 --> 00:57:25,399
Good night, Humpty.
641
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:33,074
Canasta!
642
00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:07,149
I am still alive!
643
00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:14,448
Jack and Jill.
644
00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,118
Kitty?
645
00:58:17,285 --> 00:58:18,452
Humpty?
646
00:58:20,956 --> 00:58:22,957
I will find you.
647
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:28,963
Get out of here!
648
00:59:23,101 --> 00:59:24,435
Be gone!
649
00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:29,482
What do you want? Gold? I have gold!
650
00:59:29,649 --> 00:59:32,485
Jack, egg's trying to bribe us.
651
00:59:32,652 --> 00:59:33,986
With our own gold.
652
00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:36,405
Come on now,
all we want is a little breakfast.
653
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:39,408
- No, no, please!
- How do you like your eggs, pumpkin?
654
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,243
Humpty, no!
655
00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:49,085
Hello, Puss.
656
00:59:49,252 --> 00:59:51,087
Surprise!
657
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:55,132
What is going on?
658
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:59,220
It's a surprise party,
and the surprise is on you.
659
00:59:59,387 --> 01:00:01,972
Looks like the cat's out of the bag.
660
01:00:02,140 --> 01:00:03,682
You were in cahoots?!
661
01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:06,143
Oh, yeah! They all work for me.
662
01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:13,526
I spent a lot of time in prison
preparing for this.
663
01:00:13,693 --> 01:00:16,403
- You set me up.
- Oh, yeah, I set you up. Of course.
664
01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:20,908
You think this was all about getting
the gold and clearing your name?
665
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:25,412
This little adventure
was about one thing.
666
01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:27,915
Revenge.
667
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:33,838
You never knew it, Puss...
but I was always there.
668
01:00:55,277 --> 01:00:59,029
You wanted to repay an old debt, Puss?
Well, so did I.
669
01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:00,573
Why would you do this?
670
01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:02,158
You left me on that bridge!
671
01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:04,451
You abandoned me
when I needed you the most.
672
01:01:04,619 --> 01:01:07,163
- What happened to "brothers forever"?!
- I trusted you!
673
01:01:07,330 --> 01:01:09,373
Well, now you're finally gonna know
what it feels like,
674
01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:12,334
you know, to trust someone
and have them stab you in the back.
675
01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:14,295
Guards!
676
01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:19,258
Puss In Boots, you're under arrest
for the robbery of the San Ricardo Bank!
677
01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:21,427
Consider this the final meeting
of Bean Club.
678
01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:23,470
I should scramble you with onions!
679
01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:27,224
You should never have come back.
680
01:01:28,977 --> 01:01:31,353
¡Pequeño! Wait.
681
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,647
Do not fight them, please.
682
01:01:33,815 --> 01:01:36,609
Mama! Listen to me. I can explain.
683
01:01:36,776 --> 01:01:41,155
No. Puss, no more running.
684
01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:45,492
Please stop breaking my heart
and face what you have done.
685
01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:50,164
I'm sorry, Mama.
686
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:52,666
I let you down.
687
01:01:55,921 --> 01:01:57,922
Paws where we can see them!
688
01:01:59,090 --> 01:02:01,091
Turn around... slow.
689
01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:04,762
Slower!
690
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:14,521
Step into the carrier... quiet-like.
691
01:02:22,697 --> 01:02:26,283
Attention! Attention, everyone! If you
could just come in a little closer.
692
01:02:26,451 --> 01:02:32,039
Ladies and gentlemen, I present
to you... the Golden Goose of legend!
693
01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:39,588
Kitty. Not you, too?
694
01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:46,929
Gold for everyone!
695
01:02:49,516 --> 01:02:52,101
We got some fresh,
hot gold here, people!
696
01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:55,604
Step right up! Get it hot!
697
01:02:56,815 --> 01:02:58,941
¡Huevos! ¡Huevos! ¡Huevos!
698
01:03:06,366 --> 01:03:08,367
One hat.
699
01:03:08,535 --> 01:03:10,703
One belt.
700
01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:13,038
And two boots...
701
01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:16,041
...once a symbol of honor.
702
01:03:17,711 --> 01:03:20,337
One bottle of catnip?
703
01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,132
It is for my glaucoma.
704
01:03:26,678 --> 01:03:30,222
This is where you belong, outlaw.
705
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:34,727
And this is where you will stay...
forever.
706
01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:55,247
No, no. Don't stop on my account.
707
01:04:07,344 --> 01:04:11,722
Well, it looks like the egg
got what he wanted.
708
01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,724
You're talking about Humpty?
709
01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:19,188
Don't say his name! I used to
share this cell with that smelly thing.
710
01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:22,316
Happiest day of my life
was when he left.
711
01:04:22,484 --> 01:04:25,194
Till I realized he stole my magic beans.
712
01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:28,489
Wait, wait, wait!
You had the beans? Who are you?
713
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,076
Hey! What's your name?
714
01:04:32,243 --> 01:04:34,078
Andy Beanstalk!
715
01:04:34,245 --> 01:04:36,080
My friends call me Jack.
716
01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:39,583
I traded the family cow for them beans.
717
01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:41,668
Course'n, it wasn't my family's cow.
718
01:04:41,836 --> 01:04:44,755
It was some other family's family cow.
That's why I got eight to ten.
719
01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:48,926
Always know which cow is yours.
720
01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,054
Crazy man. Wake up!
721
01:04:53,098 --> 01:04:54,223
What else do you know?
722
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:58,102
We're all goners,
thanks to that little stinky!
723
01:04:58,269 --> 01:05:03,524
I told him not to take the goose,
but all he wanted was his revenge!
724
01:05:03,691 --> 01:05:06,026
Don't take the goose. Why?
725
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:13,409
The Great Terror!
That's the Golden Goose's mama.
726
01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:14,868
Oh, no.
727
01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:17,704
And she will be out for blood
728
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:21,417
when she comes back for her baby.
729
01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:26,213
Guard! San Ricardo is in terrible
danger! You must listen to me!
730
01:05:26,381 --> 01:05:27,714
Quiet, you!
731
01:05:51,739 --> 01:05:53,073
Shut up.
732
01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:12,759
Open the door.
733
01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:22,019
Drop the weapon.
734
01:06:23,188 --> 01:06:25,147
Very good.
735
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:27,483
Step aside.
736
01:06:28,234 --> 01:06:29,651
No.
737
01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:31,612
Diablo Gato!
738
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:33,780
Nice try.
739
01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:48,504
I hope you can forgive me.
740
01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:51,465
Apology accepted!
741
01:06:52,383 --> 01:06:54,551
I don't really have time for you.
742
01:06:54,719 --> 01:06:56,803
I have to save the town
from the Great Terror!
743
01:06:56,971 --> 01:06:58,805
Wait, Puss!
744
01:06:58,973 --> 01:07:00,891
Don't you see? I'm here because...
745
01:07:01,893 --> 01:07:04,645
I am here
because you made me realize
746
01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:07,898
that there is something
I care about more than gold.
747
01:07:08,816 --> 01:07:10,609
Something?
748
01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:13,654
OK. Someone.
749
01:07:13,821 --> 01:07:16,698
He's about two feet tall,
wears high heels.
750
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:18,325
Handsome?
751
01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:20,452
He's very handsome.
752
01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:21,870
A real beefcake?
753
01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:23,997
- A stallion?
- Yes.
754
01:07:24,165 --> 01:07:26,041
- Tiger?
- Oh, brother.
755
01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:29,628
But this does not make us even.
756
01:07:29,796 --> 01:07:30,796
Freeze!
757
01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:32,422
Yes, it does.
758
01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:34,258
No, no, no, it doesn't.
759
01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:39,596
I saved you!
760
01:07:40,682 --> 01:07:42,182
You owed me one.
761
01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,768
You didn't tell me about Humpty.
762
01:07:46,938 --> 01:07:48,522
So now you owe me two.
763
01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:55,779
- You're a lot of work.
- I know. But I am worth it!
764
01:08:00,410 --> 01:08:02,828
You are not getting away, Puss In Boots!
765
01:08:03,496 --> 01:08:04,997
Wrong boots.
766
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,082
Kitty!
767
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:08,917
Now we're even!
768
01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:19,928
This is your San Ricardo weather report.
769
01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:22,681
Chances of a giant goose
destroying the town...
770
01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:24,933
...one hundred percent.
771
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,649
Never alone, always together...
772
01:08:32,817 --> 01:08:34,151
Humpty and Puss...
773
01:08:34,319 --> 01:08:36,069
Brothers forever.
774
01:08:38,573 --> 01:08:43,952
Come on, sweetie. Let's get
out of here before Mama shows up.
775
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:46,913
I should make you
into an egg salad sandwich!
776
01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:49,541
That is disgusting!
777
01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:51,209
Give me the goose, Humpty.
778
01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:53,295
No can do, I'm afraid.
779
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:55,464
See, the mama's on her way,
and when she gets here,
780
01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:59,968
it's bye-bye San Ricardo
and everything you ever cared about!
781
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:03,972
Revenge on me is one thing,
but why Imelda? Why the orphanage?
782
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:05,682
This is our home.
783
01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:07,225
You mean your home.
784
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,980
I never belonged here.
785
01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:13,482
We had a plan to get out of here,
786
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:17,819
but then you became a hero
and you picked this place over me.
787
01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:20,989
You left me with nothing.
788
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:28,664
Humpty... I'm sorry I hurt you.
789
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:35,087
But do not take it out on these people.
You are better than this!
790
01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:38,632
- No, I'm not.
- Oh, come on!
791
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,509
I know the real Humpty.
792
01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:44,805
The way you saw the world!
The inventor! The dreamer!
793
01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:47,265
What happened to that guy?
794
01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:55,107
I... I think it's too late.
795
01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:57,776
It is never too late
to do the right thing.
796
01:09:57,944 --> 01:10:00,028
Together we can save San Ricardo!
797
01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:09,413
I can forgive you, Humpty...
if you help me now.
798
01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:11,707
Really?
799
01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:14,251
After everything I put you through?
800
01:10:14,419 --> 01:10:17,212
Prove to me there is still
a good egg in you.
801
01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:20,966
I'll try.
802
01:11:12,852 --> 01:11:14,019
Goggles, check.
803
01:11:14,187 --> 01:11:16,730
Get the baby over the bridge.
I'll get the mother to follow.
804
01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:18,398
OK. Give me a...
805
01:11:18,566 --> 01:11:19,900
Puss!
806
01:11:43,716 --> 01:11:45,217
Mama Goose!
807
01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:50,555
Wait!
808
01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:54,184
Just follow me
and I will lead you to your baby.
809
01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:01,858
No! Not that way!
810
01:12:03,694 --> 01:12:05,320
Pequeño, help!
811
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:06,947
Hang on!
812
01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:18,166
That's my boy!
813
01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:25,465
Come with me, Mama Goose.
I know where your baby is.
814
01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:27,926
Here. Look!
815
01:12:39,397 --> 01:12:41,231
Humpty, pick up the pace!
816
01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:43,859
I'm trying, Puss! I'm trying!
817
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:52,450
Sorry, egghead,
we want more than just eggs.
818
01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:54,411
So how about you give us that goose!
819
01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:55,495
Humpty!
820
01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:58,331
Get her off!
821
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:03,670
- Nice moves.
- What would you do without me?
822
01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:09,551
Freeze!
823
01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:14,431
Comandante!
824
01:13:14,599 --> 01:13:16,057
I can explain?
825
01:13:16,225 --> 01:13:21,771
Gato, you are going back to jail
if it's the last thing I do!
826
01:13:21,939 --> 01:13:23,231
Humpty, hurry!
827
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:26,693
We're almost there. We're almost there!
828
01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:53,553
- Puss, help!
- Humpty, hang on!
829
01:13:53,721 --> 01:13:55,847
Puss!
830
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:07,233
Here we are again, right, Puss?
831
01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:13,281
I will not leave you behind
this time, Humpty.
832
01:14:21,749 --> 01:14:23,625
I'm sorry, Puss.
833
01:14:23,793 --> 01:14:25,460
I've made a mess out of everything.
834
01:14:26,629 --> 01:14:29,005
I'm a rotten egg.
835
01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:31,758
I'm not a person.
836
01:14:31,926 --> 01:14:35,095
I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food.
837
01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:38,556
I don't know what I am.
838
01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:42,185
You are what you have always been.
839
01:14:42,770 --> 01:14:44,437
My brother.
840
01:14:46,732 --> 01:14:48,525
Brothers forever.
841
01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:05,333
- You can't save us both.
- Yes, I can! Just hang on!
842
01:15:06,877 --> 01:15:11,965
Puss, you have to save the baby,
or the mama will destroy San Ricardo.
843
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:15,719
It's the right thing to do.
844
01:15:18,597 --> 01:15:21,850
I will not let you go, Humpty.
845
01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,352
I know you won't.
846
01:15:25,187 --> 01:15:27,355
So I won't make you choose.
847
01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:29,482
Humpty!
848
01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:53,298
I'm very sorry.
849
01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:55,050
She's OK.
850
01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:04,768
Humpty?
851
01:16:22,870 --> 01:16:26,623
I always knew that you were good inside.
852
01:16:39,929 --> 01:16:42,138
Goodbye, Humpty.
853
01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:56,069
- Yeah, I think it's wonderful...
- And I got a goose egg.
854
01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:58,238
It's him. Puss In Boots.
855
01:16:58,405 --> 01:17:00,406
He saved us from the giant goose!
856
01:17:00,574 --> 01:17:02,367
His sword is like lightning!
857
01:17:02,535 --> 01:17:04,410
They say he has ten lives.
858
01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:08,373
His boots are made
of the finest Corinthian leather.
859
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:10,834
He only drinks whole milk.
860
01:17:14,338 --> 01:17:15,630
Good leche.
861
01:17:15,798 --> 01:17:19,342
He's no outlaw. He saved us!
862
01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:21,678
Meow?
863
01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:26,015
A gift for you, Mama.
864
01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:32,689
I have to go.
The soldiers are coming for me.
865
01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:37,026
I am so proud of you, my son.
866
01:17:39,947 --> 01:17:44,117
Today, you faced the past
with bravery and honor.
867
01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:47,370
You earned those boots.
868
01:17:47,538 --> 01:17:52,542
And the people know that
you are San Ricardo's greatest hero.
869
01:17:53,836 --> 01:17:55,545
I did it for you, Mama.
870
01:17:56,589 --> 01:17:59,340
You will always be in my heart.
871
01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:01,718
And you in mine.
872
01:18:04,388 --> 01:18:06,347
¡Gato!
873
01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:09,142
- There he is!
- I see him!
874
01:18:50,893 --> 01:18:54,604
I will see you again, Kitty Softpaws!
875
01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:56,773
Sooner than you think.
876
01:19:04,823 --> 01:19:07,575
She is a bad kitty.
877
01:19:12,665 --> 01:19:16,417
This is the story of a cat
who became a hero.
878
01:19:16,585 --> 01:19:21,089
An outlaw dedicated to justice.
And a lover of beautiful women.
879
01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:24,884
A great... great lover.
880
01:19:25,052 --> 01:19:27,679
Really. It is crazy.
881
01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:30,890
I am Puss In Boots!
882
01:19:31,058 --> 01:19:35,603
And my name would become... legend!
883
01:20:08,012 --> 01:20:09,304
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