All language subtitles for Candy Land (2022)

They told me but I had no idea.

Breaker 1-9, this is R-Danger-7,

crossing into the Sooner State,

heading for Candy Land.

Any angels on the airwaves
listening out there?

Danger, Danger. How
you doin', baby?

You recognize this voice?

How could I forget?

Merry Christmas,
kitten. How you doin'?

Any plans for the holidays?

The kingdom awaits you.

Follow God in the
great cleansing.

The kingdom starts
with your family.

God wants you to repent

so you can join us in
the kingdom of Heaven.

You know, the ones
and the twos, okay?

Oh, and there she
is. The lady herself.

You got the steps.

Y'all are so stupid.

Oh, you just don't know

how to have a good time.

- Oh, Sadie-bug.
- No!

Give me a bite of that Sno Ball.

I'm fucking starving. No.

Come on, girly girl, just...

Get out of here, Levi.

Thank you.

You're a bum!

Levi.

I'll be there with you
by the white truck.

Uh, Sadie, just so you know,

when I'm done with this,

I'm gonna go buy every
Sno Ball that Max has,

and if you want another one,

you're gonna have to come
and beg me for it, all right?

So fuck you.

You okay?

Yeah, fucking cramps.

Aw, man. You want
me to get something?

No, it's okay.

I already took something
earlier. Thank you.

Ugh, I might actually have to
cum for one of these Johns.

It hurts, it hurts!

You can get me off if you want.

Ugh, I thought they left.

Oh, God.

Have you all repented?

No, no. Thank you.

Pass.

I know what it is you do.

I can see right
through you, your sins,

and so can Heavenly Father.

Repent, or you will be left
for the final cleansing.

Ooh, the final cleansing.

What's your name?

Theo.

You gonna teach
me how to repent?

Oh, yes. Yes.

We will show you the way
to the kingdom of Heaven.

There is still time for you.

You gonna show me your cock

before God's Kingdom, Theo?

God help you, child.

He hasn't helped
me yet, I'm sorry.

Oh my God.

What are you doing?

What's happening?

That's probably the first
eagle he's ever seen.

Hey, Sadie-bug.

Hey, Nora.

Are you tired?

You know you have someone
coming at 8:00, right?

Yeah, I'm just gonna shower.

Okay.

Fuck.

What's up, Rex?

Levi, why don't you hop in?

I'm all right, Rex.

Come on, Levi.

Nah, I didn't walk straight

for a week last time.

And I'm hungry, so...

How about I get you a burger?

No. I'm alright, Rex.

But thank you all the same.

Get in the fucking truck, Levi.

What the fuck am I
supposed to do with this?

Why don't you use that big
old noodle of yours, Levi?

Surprise me.

Rex, there's a hair on this.

It's not even fucking clean.

You got a mouth.

Clean it.

This better be some
fucking burger, Rex.

Best damn burger you ever had.

What are you doing back here?

Are you okay?

She said I needed
to cleanse them.

"She"?

Um, where did "she" go?

She left.

Hey, you were in
the car yesterday

with those people, right?

What's your name?

Remy.

Thank you, truck stop gods.

What the fuck?

You okay in there?

I just got my period too.

Oh, please be a joke.

Oh, my God!

Sadie!

- Sadie!
- What?

Um, there's, like, a
dead guy in the bathroom.

What?

Son of a bitch.

Well...

You kinky freak.

What...

did you leave me?

Show me, show me, show me.

So Maxine, you didn't
see nothing weird,

nothing suspicious, huh?

No, just a normal Tuesday, Rex.

I already told you.

All right.

One more time.

What the fuck is
wrong with you, Rex?

Don't you fuck with me, Riley.

Nora, what the fuck
is wrong with him?

I was peeing.

I got my period.

I bought a tampon, and he was
just fucking dead like that

when I found him.

You don't say.

Can you just leave, please?

She didn't do it.

What, did you have
a fucking hunch?

There's my hunch.

Oh.

Look, I'd love for
it to be that cunt

more than anybody else,
and you know that.

But she ain't good for nothing

but giving mango cakes.

She ain't no killer.

What do we do now?

Nothing.

They took the body,
bring it to the morgue,

bury it in a few days.

Life goes on, Nora.

Who was he?

Who fucking cares?

How's Riley?

She's fine.

I think she just needs
to be left alone.

Who's this?

She's from that weirdo cult,

the 13 somethings.

My cousin went to
a few of their meetings.

They think they're
gonna leave for Heaven

before the rest of us.

So what are you doing here?

They made her leave, I think.

I don't know.

I just didn't think it was safe

to let her stay
at the stop alone,

especially after what happened.

Okay, who's got
something for me?

On the TV.

Yeah, mine's there too.

Okay.

Night.

Hey, pumpkin.

You snored.

Yeah, you too.

Levi.

Hey. Let's go eat.

All right, give me a second.

Yo, Riley!

Let's go eat.

Go away.

All right, so we got
root beer for Sadie,

- Sprite for Livy.
- Thank you, baby.

And Coke for Remy.

- Thank you.
- No problem.

You're gonna let me
order for you, right?

- Yeah.
- Okay, good.

You ever had a Coney?

No. What is it?

She's never had a coney!

It's like, uh, it's like
a hot dog, pretty much.

Okay.

You've had a hot dog, yeah?

No fucking way!

Okay, uh, it's like a sausage.

You're gonna like 'em.

But my grandfather
once, in under an hour,

ate 21 of them bad boys.

- Oh, here we go.
- No, no, no. He did, he did.

Yeah, he did, and they put his
plaque on the wall over there

- Oh, really?
- Yes! He did. For years.

Oh, yeah?

Mm-hm.

What happened to him?

I mean, he died, like everybody.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

So how long have
you worn this getup?

Since I was a girl.

How long have you worked
at the truck stop?

For a little while.

What?

Nothing.

Come on, say it. What is it?

Just, how can you...

how could you do that?

I hate that question.

I'm sorry, I don't...

No, it's okay.

I don't think too much about it.

It's just a way to make
some money for now.

You?

I mean, you don't
think I've worked a job

for six bucks an hour?

I've done that.

Turn one trick, make a
whole day's pay, you know?

It's kind of hard to
go back after that.

I just like to party.

- Slut.
- You know,

you make a little dough.
It's not a bad gig.

But you're gay.

No.

You know, I can blow the horn,

but, well, I like ladies too.

We're together.

But it's, you know,
it's whatever.

What about you, Remy?

What do you wanna do?

I don't know.

Are you gonna go home?

I can't go home.

Why not?

I just can't.

Okay? I can't go back.

So I got someone coming over.

You're gonna have to
wait outside the room

for a little bit, okay?

Okay.

You know, I can talk to Nora

and probably get her to let
you stay another couple days

while you figure out
what you wanna do.

Thank you.

All right.

I'll make it quick.

Hey, baby.

Still here, huh?

Why don't you come wait inside.

It's okay. I like it out here.

Thank you, though.

Oh, come on.

They don't like you hanging
out out here anyway.

Come on. I'll make some tea.

You're so pretty.

People must say that
to you all the time.

They don't?

Well, then you are hanging
out with the wrong people.

Sadie's a nice girl, huh?

Yeah. She's really nice.

They're all really good kids.

And they take care of
each other, you know?

'Cause it's rough out there.

And it's nice to have
someone who has your back.

But we have a rule.

You stay, you work.

But if you work, we
take care of you.

Hey, don't be so nervous.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

So what do you think?

You think you wanna stay
with us for a while?

Good.

Stand up for me.

Look at you.

Where do they even
get these dresses?

Where is that store?

I mean, is it like
a pioneer thing?

It's so pervy.

Don't be ashamed.

You really are an angel.

I have to ask, have you ever
even kissed someone before?

No.

Not so bad, huh?

So, this whole lot is exit 17.

There's three stops
like ours on route 66,

but if you're heading west,

this is the last stop
for any quality action.

If you wanna unbuckle
the bible belt,

this is the place to do it.

Good, clean, old-fashioned,
drug-free pussy.

And dick.

We have a bit of
a reputation here,

and we're so proud of it.

Hey, you know, Riley's mom,

she worked exit 17.

Gave it the nickname,
too. Candy Land.

So there's four parts.

The pit. Think of it
as a neighborhood.

Yeah, you'd never just
walk up to any old house

and knock on the door
at 3:00 AM and be like,

"Hey, how's it going? You
want your cock sucked?"

There's rules.

If someone wants company,
they'll let you know.

The first is simple,
back-in parking.

Next is more of the same,

if they flash their lights.

Remember, they're
watching for you too.

Next is the bathroom
cruisers. Levi?

So your bathrooms are for
your thrill seekers, you know,

not just about getting off,
but about not getting caught.

Stalls around here
are most active

in the afternoon
and the evening.

I usually post up in the stall
at the end, against the wall.

When someone comes in,

you can tell a lot by
their body language.

Do they go straight
to take a piss?

Do they bust through the
door and take a shit?

Or do they come in casually?

And if they do, I
start to tap my foot.

If they tap back,
then it's game on.

You know, and a lot of
these cats are not truckers.

They're married men,
and proud of it too.

They're just looking
for a little excitement.

Who's that?

That's Rex. Don't
worry about him.

Not unless you're Levi.

Mm-hm.

Babe, the radio.

Right. Go.

So we use these.

We're listening
for our code words,

commercial company,

angels on the
airwaves, lot lizards,

or anyone who says they're
headed for Candy Land.

I-9, this is Hot-Karl

heading for Candy Land.

Any lizards running today?

33.

So once they put out the signal,

we have 'em flip over
to a private channel,

and there, we make plans.

Hot-Karl, what did
you have in mind?

And no matter what,
you always use one of these.

They'll beg you not to, but
don't be stupid like Levi.

Or for an extra 40
bucks, you can always

- ride bare back.
- Stop.

- Do not listen to him.
- It's...

So what do you
think? You ready?

Wait, now?

No, I'm kidding.

Relax, we're not
gonna start you here.

So, this is your room.

Liv was nice enough
to move in with Sadie

so that you could
have it for yourself.

Do whatever you want with
it. Make it your own.

And I got you something.

Why don't you try it on.

We'll let you get settled.

Wow. You look
like a real woman.

How do you feel?

I feel okay.

Great. I'm so
glad to hear it.

We have a guy coming to see you.

He's a really nice man.

He's super gentle.

We don't let guys
in here who aren't,

you know, people we trust.

It is okay to be a
little nervous and shy.

That's fine. It's normal.

But I know that
deep down inside,

there's a woman who
is dying to come out.

So don't be afraid
to enjoy yourself.

You're gonna be great.

And you know I'll
be right next door,

so just knock if you need me.

Okay.

You a Goodbuddy?

Sure am.

I'm looking for
a little... fun.

All right. Well,
what you looking for?

What's on the menu?

Well, we've got 40,

60,

and 80.

Fine as you are,

I'd hate myself not saying 80.

Well, you wanna slide in the
back and let me join you?

It's a little,
uh, tight in here.

Why don't we, uh,
go back over there,

someplace quiet.

All right, here work?

Yeah.

Then what are you waiting for?

You gonna whip that thing out?

Why don't you
come help me with it.

Okay.

You fucking make a sound,

I'm gonna slit your
fucking throat.

Do you understand me?

Yes.

You understand me?

Yes, yes, yes!

Hi, there.

May I come in?

My name's Father Phillip.

What's your name?

Remy.

Remy?

I hear you're a Christian.

How cool is that? So am I.

Do you say your prayers
every night, Remy?

Yes.

That's good.

You can never get too
old to say your prayers.

May I take a seat next to you?

My gosh.

You are so beautiful.

They told me, but I had no idea.

I rushed over here to meet you.

Oh, you don't have to be scared.

I couldn't hurt a fly.

Is there something
I can do for you?

Oh, you're so sweet.

What if I did something for you?

How would you like that?

Okay.

Great.

Well, why don't you lay back.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Lord.

Yeah.

I ask for your forgiveness.

Yeah.

Cleanse me.

I receive your grace.

I accept your forgiveness

and your sacrifice

to pay my debt.

Cleanse me.

Cleanse me.

Amen.

Hold on.

You okay?

Yeah.

Come here.

It's all right.

It's over, okay?

What is this?

It's a cherry cupcake,

for the girl who
just lost her cherry.

Oh, yeah. Blow it out.

This looks really good.

Levi?

Levi, what happened to you?

Baby, what happened?

Barely nicked you.

You got lucky, kiddo.

You'll be all right.

Give him a little Bactroban.

I'm just glad you're okay.

So what do you think?

You think it was the same
guy from the bathroom?

Stands to reason.

He did say he'd
carve my throat up.

Seemed like his thing too.

How's your back end?

Why, just swell, Rex.

Thanks.

So what now? Are you
gonna call it in?

You sure he's cooked?

You don't wanna call
this kind of thing in,

it just creates more problems,
more eyes on the lot.

You got the same son of a bitch

that carved up
our bathroom John,

and I'll bet dollars
to donuts it is,

then you did a
great thing, Levi.

You did a real great thing.

Now we just gotta clean it up.

Fuck.

Face looks like scrambled eggs.

You weren't fucking around.

Yeah, what was I supposed to do?

Well, what could you do?

You got nothing to
worry about, Levi.

No one's gonna come
looking for this psycho.

Why don't you grab his feet.

I'm glad you're okay, Levi.

I'm glad you're not hurt.

Thanks, Rex.

I care about you, Levi.

I've got feelings for you.

Okay.

Claudia's a good woman.

Cooks, cleans, knows when to
keep her fucking mouth shut.

But she just doesn't
have that wow factor.

You wow me every time, son.

Every time.

What the fuck are you doing?!

Kiss me.

Rex, stop! No, not tonight!

Not tonight, no!

I just thought...

What do you mean
what am I doing?

- What are...
- What...

Can we, can we please just...

Fuck you!

Please, can we please just go

move the body, please?

- Please?
- Fuck you.

All right, just, just, let's go.

Can we go?

You've got some fucking nerve.

Go away.

What the fuck?

God damn it.

Sadie!

Turn around, Jonah.

I remember you.

Did you come to
show me that cock?

Take me to God's kingdom?

We're here to see Remy.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

It's okay, I'll
meet you over there.

Would you like
to put on some clothes?

Hey, cutie.

What are you doing here, Theo?

I could ask you the
same thing, but I won't.

I didn't ask to withdraw.

I want you to try
and hear me, okay?

Your mind has been poisoned,

and I know it is not your fault.

I recognize that, I do.

Your mother and her beliefs,

they were not that of the
apostles, but of her own.

She instilled them into you,

and I need you to see that.

That is why you were
asked to withdraw.

Theo, my mother
taught you how to see,

and you turned on her.

I did not turn on her, Remy.

- Yes, you did.
- I did not.

She became ill, Remy.

And when that happened, she
changed. Her mind changed.

She became barbaric,

with no mercy for
the dissenters.

Now I've made peace with
her since she left us,

and I am grateful for the
life that she showed me,

and that is why I feel I
owe the same debt to you.

We are not here to cleanse
the dissenters of the world.

We are here to cleanse
ourselves of this world,

and when we are cleansed,
then we will leave it.

Theo.

Your mind has
always been so small.

Ye shall tear down
their altars, Theo,

rip down their sacred
constructs, and burn them,

cut down the images
of their gods,

and erase their
memories of this place.

You know this.

You are so lost.

We must be the ones
to drive the stakes

into their hands and their feet,

for they cannot
do it themselves.

We must cleanse the world
before we can cleanse

- ourselves of it.
- Stop it.

Stop it, please.

I just came here to tell
you that we are leaving.

The other elders and myself,

we have decided that it is time.

When?

Tomorrow morning.

And I know that we asked
for your withdrawal,

and I know that our
beliefs are not the same,

but deep inside you, Remy,

there is a light so bright.

And I know that. And
so does the Lord.

And we just thought
that we owed you

the opportunity to come with us.

You know where to find us.

Say goodbye to your sister.

How are you?

Good.

Good.

Theo says we're leaving soon.

Are you coming with us?

I'll think about it.

Come, Jonah. It's time.

It's time. Let's go.

Father.

Father... I am ready for you.

Use me.

Guide my hands to
do your bidding.

I am ready.

How come... your legs are...

I shaved today.

Alright, well, yeah, but
like when it's, like, cold,

like, my hair just grows
back so fucking fast.

Like, yours are all smooth.

Look at mine.

These are nice.

No, I have strawberry legs.

What?! What's a
strawberry leg?

I have, like,
black dots on my legs,

so when I shave, and it,

it's just, like, it
always looks hairy.

It's really unbecoming.

It's really...

Only you would notice that.

Is everything okay?

Everything's okay.

You want a smoke?

No, I'm okay. Thank you.

Okay.

We'll break you down
though, soon enough.

Oh, Sadie-bug, let me
get your cigarette.

Hey, you feel okay?

Yeah, I'm okay. Thanks.

Heads up.

Oh, man. I just sat down.

I'm gonna go get
something to eat.

No, no.

I need to eat.

I need...

Don't do that!

And my fucking feet, too.

Well, who's gonna go?

I'm not going.

Hey, why don't you go down?

Riley, fuck me.

Come on, she's not ready
for the pit, okay?

- Sadie.
- I'll go.

Stop.

Hold on.

Yeah, I can do it.

Yeah?

- Yeah.
- Are you sure?

What'd I tell you?

- You got a rubber?
- Mm-hm.

Yeah.

You've got this, girl.

Go.

You've got it.

There she goes.

All right, let's
do half and half.

Money's in the cup holder.

You ain't touching
it 'til you're done.

What, you just gonna sit there?

Come on. Mash
your motor, honey.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

- I was...
- No, no, no, no.

I'm not wearing no raincoat.

There's an extra 40 in there.

All right?

So quit your fucking
lolly-gagging

and give me that
bean cap, right now.

Woo, woo!

Hey! Get over here,
you little whore.

Oh. Hey, babe.

So how did, uh, how'd it go?

Good. It went good.

What is that?

Remy, what is that?

Just witness.

I'll meet you outside.

Meet me at the car.

Hello?

Are you okay?

Hey, catch.

Thank you.

No problem.

How are you?

I'm good.

I heard that some guy
came by the motel for you.

Yeah.

Is that, like, your dad, or
your brother, or something?

You got, like, a
boyfriend or something?

- No.
- No?

That's cool.

He likes to think
that he's, like,

my dad, or my older
brother, but he's not.

Yeah, I was just asking.

Looks like you're up.

Hold that.

You can have it.

I'll save it for you.

Okay.

Uh, to tell you the truth,

I haven't done this before,

and I really don't
know what to say.

Why are you here?

Uh, well, let's see.

Well, I suppose I'm lonely,

just looking to feel
the touch of a woman.

But now you must be cleansed.

Um, is that part of the game?

Salvation is not a game, silly.

Clothe yourself in him.

Make no provisions of the
flesh to fulfill its desires.

Um, you know, I think
maybe this was a mistake.

I think I'm gonna
be leaving now.

I'm so sorry, sweetie.

No, no.

Let me do this for you.

Why don't you get
some rest, honey?

I'm right down the hall. Okay?

I'm so sorry, Sadie.

Come here, Rem.

Come here.

Nobody goes out tonight, okay?

Just stay in.

Yeah, let it snow.

Gonna get this shit today.

Have you been naughty or nice?

Oh my god, Bruce. Not today.

What?

You ain't got a
fucking sense of humor?

Dead in a truck stop bathroom?

Yeah.

I wouldn't have
come if I'd known.

I've been at the mall all day

getting coughed on,

beard getting pulled,

shitty diapers.

Just another Christmas.

But hey, I'm still here,

so what the fuck, you know?

Yeah.

I'll get outta your hair though.

Just let me finish
this drink first.

You know, I'm gonna see

if another one of the
girls is available.

Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.
- Seriously?

Yeah.

Oh shit, yeah.

She could tell a fella, baby.

Why don't you stop
what you're doing,

come in here, and
sit on Santa's lap.

Oh, yeah. There you go.

There it is.

Take a load off, baby girl.

Relax.

You had a hard day, girl.

I'm here for you.

Thank you, Santa.

Why don't you tell Santa
what you want for Christmas.

Come in.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, it's okay. It's your room.

Should I?

Yeah, please.

No, just makes
yourself comfortable.

I'm okay.

How do you feel?

Just so crazy.

You know, you can be there
one minute and then just gone,

like a light.

That's what I can't get over.

You know, you hear about it
on the news all the time.

It's like, whatever.

But then when it's
somebody you know,

you just can't stop thinking

if there was something
you could have done,

or, like, the last
thing you said to them.

Shoot.

What?

That was the last
thing I said to Liv.

Rock, paper, scissor, shoot.

So stupid.

What usually cheers you up?

Music.

Okay.

But that's not working tonight.

Okay, well what's
your favorite music?

Here.

Get up.

Stuff like this, you just
gotta let it get in your bones.

♪ Got your name on the cover

Come on.

This is so silly.

You've got a great smile.

I'm glad you came by, Brucy.

The pleasure's all mine.

Merry Christmas, baby.

Money's on the table.

Remy?

How's it going?

Where are you going?

I can't do it anymore.

I'm done.

Why don't you just stay tonight,

and then we can talk about
everything in the morning,

and if you still wanna go,

then I'll help you pack
your things, and...

Okay.

Where are you gonna go?

Um, I've got some
family in Fort Smith.

I don't know.

It's okay, Sadie-bug.

It's okay.

I got you.

I just feel like I just
can't do it anymore.

I'm really sorry.

I know.

I know.

Are you gonna be
okay without me?

Yeah, I'll be alright.

I've got Levi.

Yeah.

I'm really gonna miss you.

And I'm gonna miss you too.

Thank you for everything.

Nora?

Nora?

Nora?

Shit, Nora, open
the door, please.

Sadie's packing up
her shit, and...

Can you just come down and help?

Remy, come out here.

Oh my god! What the fuck?!

Levi, God fucking damn
it, open the door, please!

What the fuck?

Levi, what the fuck?

Remy, what the fuck happened?

Witness.

My God, I have now
cleansed them for you.

Please accept them into
your kingdom of Heaven.

Guide my hands and
ignite my spirit

as I carry out your will.

Amen.

Riley said you're leaving.

Oh my god, Remy.

God, you scared me.

I'm sorry,

I'm just still a little
jumpy from everything.

It's okay.

Yeah, I uh, I just can't
be here anymore.

I need a change.

I've felt it for a
while, now I know.

Where will you go?

I don't know, and
I don't even care.

Anywhere else, you know?

Yeah.

Look, I'm sorry if it feels
like I'm abandoning you.

It doesn't.

I'm leaving too.

Oh.

Where are you going?

Home.

I, um, I found
this in my dresser.

I saw the photo of you
and, is that your mother?

Yeah.

What happened to her?

She got sick and left us.

She gave you that?

Yeah, this was hers.

Wanna see it?

Why don't you come with me?

I think I need to
do this on my own.

Thank you, though.

Give me a hug.

I'm really glad
I met you, and...

Me too.

Please come.

I can't.

This isn't goodbye, okay?

Riley and Levi are coming too.

They're coming where?

They've already left.

What? What do you mean?

They witnessed, and now
they're waiting for us.

Liv too.

Remy, what are you saying?

I'm saying it's okay.

Sadie.

Riley?

Riley?

Nora?

Nora, come out here.

Everything's gonna
be okay, Sadie.

Levi, come out here!

Levi.

Oh my God!

Don't be scared, Sadie.

They're waiting for us.

They've been cleansed.

It's okay.

Don't come any closer.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

What do you want?

What the fuck do you want?

I want you to come with me.

Riley and Levi, they
are waiting for you.

Listen to me!

I am not going
anywhere with you!

Just leave me alone!

Fucking leave!

Leave!

Leave!

I'm sorry you
won't come with us.

Nora!

Motherfucker.

Sadie?

Riley?

Levi!

You motherfucker.

Oh my god.

Levi, look at you.

Not you.

God, not him, please, not him.

Where am I taking you?

Just take me home, please.

Could you maybe
come inside with me?

Come. Please?

No! No!

No, you were supposed
to wait for me!

You told me to come back!

Oh, Jonah!

They left me.

They all left me!

Why'd you do it, Remy?

It's what God wanted.

I did what God wanted,

and they all left me behind!

They all left me!

They went without me!

Drop the fucking blade.

I have to go.

I'll fucking shoot
you right here!

Don't make me do it!

I'm sorry you
can't come with us.