All language subtitles for elnogiceo 2-en

How ugly is the thing?

But do not worry.

The worse the reality,
we need more fantasies.

It is that exactly.

You are no longer a priority.

I need money, Ariel.
Do you know how old I am?

No marketing, nothing.
With marketing, Coca-Cola.

If the Stock Market falls 10%,
you give them a 10% discount.

Marketing.

-It's full today. Why?
It's the crisis.

-Can I make you a proposal?
-I'll work on my own.

Linked sale.

If Karin spoke to me before
of sexual positions,

the horse, the roller coaster,
the flight of the heron,

the sacred arch
of sublime pleasure of the queen,

now talk about goals,
points of reference,

market share
and contact networks.

On Saturdays we drank wine
with popcorn

to watch movies
by George Clooney.

Now on Saturdays we drink wine
with popcorn,

watching teacher speeches
American college students

Look around you.
Where is the marketing?

Or better yet,
where there is no marketing?

marketing
it is everywhere.

What is that Karin?

She is one of the great authorities

of world marketing.

such a great authority
of the world's marketing

couldn't you afford better?

pay attention and learn
what you owed in school.

Soon you will see some examples

of the classic tools
of marketing.

They will open their eyes and minds

to the omnipresence of marketing
in daily life.

come with me

One Sunday night,
a woman walks into a pharmacy

to buy
Just some painkillers.

This is where the marketing
springs into action

Observe.

look at the difference
enter basket size

and the product it contains.

A detail that would happen
unnoticed to the untrained eye.

The basket is a tool
It encourages impulse buying.

It is that when taking a basket
the client,

tend to buy more products
of which he thought upon entering.

Marketing in its purest essence.

amazing, i thought the basket
it was a courtesy.

Do you see how innocent you are?

I didn't know it worked that well.

Marketing is in everything, Luna.
In all but one thing.

In our profession.

Observe.

This is our marketing.

"Brunette with something else."
Why don't they put a penis and that's it?

-Name?
-Joana Segel.

Joana. Welcome.
Enjoy it.

Thanks.

Thank you.

While Karin was trying
apply marketing to business,

I kept looking
a rich husband.

The next target was Oscar.

I had to search
the way to impress him.

He thought that by opening
the parachute,

he would rise before falling again.

I did not know what it was
an optical illusion.

Sometimes a little lie is enough
to make a big impression.

I thought the same thing,
but at seven years old

Do you jump too?

Yes I jump.

Tell me a place, any place.

-Plettenberg Bay.
- Sure, she's cute.

-The Kamchatka peninsula.
-Many times.

I confess that I got carried away.

It feels
when jumping into a volcano?

Do you know what happiness is?

I always wanted to jump there.

-Yes?
-Where else did you jump?

So many places.
Name an exotic place.

Brazil?

-Good afternoon.
-Good afternoon teacher.

and this is one of the pillars
marketing fundamentals.

We are going to continue
with the next case.

In the 60s,
a large network of supermarkets

discovered that on Fridays
in the evening

the person who buys
Disposable diapers,

is the same consumer
beer potential.

Married men
between 25 and 30 years old.

So they decided to put
both products

next to each other,

increasing sales
of beer by 30%.

Beer next to diapers
outsold the competition.

Customers who buy diapers

They also buy beer

because they spend the night at home
anyway.

Forgive me,
but what good is that to you?

Think well, Moon.

Locate us in the place
specified at the specified time.

Locate us?

Yes, you have to seduce the client

long before i think
request our services.

we must be the beer
next to the diapers.

Does the beer next door
of diapers?

And do you know which is the best place?

-In the supermarkets?
-In maternity hospitals.

The maternity hospitals?

Think about it.

When the baby is born,
the father has been without sex for a while.

And then he must wait
at least 40 days without doing anything.

-What a good idea!
-But?

No, it's a great idea.
It never occurred to me.

It's a joke, Luna.
I am a prostitute, not the daughter of one.

Sorry.

This is the real idea.

groomsmen
rent suits

when organizing
bachelor party.

Give them my card
when they come for the suits.

They will enter the portal with
the key and they will see the photos.

And of course, Guido,
you will have your commission.

Miss...

...here we dress the clients,
we do not undress them.

It wasn't easy, no tailor
wanted to distribute the cards.

But Karin did not give up.

After many tries...

Girl, I'm a tailor, not a...

I have a groomsman
and I'm interested.

Take the card.

I can help you
in everything you need.

My brother is getting married.
You come yourself, right?

I wouldn't be surprised
see Guido too.

I'm here to please you
but without exaggerations.

-Fine. Thanks.
-You are welcome.

Thirty percent.

Thirty percent
just for handing out the cards?

No, 10% maximum.

For every 5 cards
that Guido delivered,

two customers called Karin
and one hired her.

That's all for today.
Until next week.

Thanks.

I like it, it always ends
class early.

I hope he gives us the last class.

Luna, Oscar.

We have a great idea for you.

Shall we jump together?

-To jump?
-This weekend.

-João Fernando has a plane.
-This weekend?

You're coming, aren't you, Oscar?

I like only one thing
more than jump

sleep on weekends

Please.
You come with us.

my plan had worked
a little more than okay.

Much more than I wanted.

Come to this track.

You must decide which step to take.

That point is mine. I attacked.

Julio released the arm earlier.
It is the point of it.

We all need to vent.

Karin liked to fight
and she started kickboxing,

but her legs bruised

they don't mix well
with our profession.

Very good Karina.

One more round?

Can't,
I have a regular client today.

You must improve your dodge.

I know, but I can't miss it.

He is faithful.
He only cheats on his wife with me.

Karin only had one regular customer.

Osvaldo.

He had been seeing her once
per week for 10 years.

She didn't pay much
but she always paid.

He was never missing and he was a little,
just a little paranoid.

Karin, smell let's see if it smells
to vagina.

Osvaldo, for the love of God.

Is seriously,
My wife is a sommelier.

She smells a dewdrop
In the woods.

This is the perfume you wear
TRUE?

Although Karin
she didn't make money from marketing,

Osvaldo guaranteed
the daily bread,

and the weekly manicures.

But he didn't like that
to an acquaintance

-Hello.
Hi Karin. This is Ariel.

What do you want Ariel?

I see that the joy is mutual.

I knew that you continue to attend
to Osvaldo.

and I want my 50%.

Did you go crazy or what?
I no longer work for you.

And I'm very happy
but we had agreed

that for each visit from Osvaldo
you pay me 50%.

Forever? Who does that?

pay 50%
for the rest of his life?

Do you think you can forget it
when it suits you?

Ariel, take care of your customers
that I take care of mine.

It is that precisely.
Osvaldo is my client.

I am the one who attends to him.

But he is my client.

forget about mine
and he looks for yours.

if you can get
new clients without an agent.

Do you think I can't?

Do you really think I can't?

Ariel was wrong.

the night of the farewell
I want about six women.

It's okay. I'll call my friends.

make them blonde if you can
and with some, some big ones...

do you move your hands
indicating large breasts?

Yes, Im sorry.
This is my third vodka.

I can not believe it. Dammit!

Destiny
is conspiring against me.

I bought the answers
and they failed me.

Didn't you memorize the answers?

i said i'm a skydiver
and I have to jump.

-You are crazy?
No, just terrified.

You will not think to do it.

Of course.
I just have to stay calm.

I always wanted to skydive
but I never dared to do it.

And I always wanted to try it.

I will do a course to learn.
It can't be difficult.

You just jump and pull the rope.

What can happen?

skydiving class
for starters.

I would like to sign up.

-Fill this out please.
-Thanks.

It's a bachelor party.
You stay all night, okay?

Can you dress up as a mermaid?

men love those things
at bachelor parties.

My plan works at least.

-Will it take a long time?
-Fifteen minutes.

it's the third time
which tells me 15 minutes.

It's the third time it works.
Fifteen minutes.

It's okay.

OK, see you later.

-A client?
-Oscar.

The customer who doesn't know
that he is a client.

Isn't this restaurant very expensive?

Yes, but don't worry.
Today it is on me.

Really?

I invited you to celebrate.

In a week
I earned more than last month.

-Agree.
-If they give us a table.

Calm down. I'm taking care of it.

that table is yours
as soon as it vacates.

At last. Thanks.

Murilo.

Hello, Magali. How are you?
-Hungry.

Are you alone?

Many people?
Will it take long?

I don `t believe. Come with me.

-I can not believe it.
That table is ours.

I can not believe it.

Give me just 5 minutes.
-Just a moment. What's going on?

It was something unforeseen
but there is another table.

-No, that table was ours.
-Yes, but...

We've been waiting for an hour.

Excuse me, I can't do anything
about.

She is the owner's girlfriend.
I beg your pardon.

I'll have a table for you in 5 minutes.

I can offer you
a glass of champagne

courtesy of the house.

Livia.

Livia, for an instant I believed
that she was Venus herself,

leaving the sea and entering
to my humble restaurant.

I would like Venus
earn so much in a week.

You are above the gods.
Keep going that way.

if you keep sending me
the best customers.

Clear.

Beer?

Water.

The water hurts you.

look what happened to him
to the wicked witch of the west.

Without gas.

Don't you know what happened to them
to the goblins?

Without ice.

Taking.

Thanks.

I have a proposal for you.
A regular customer.

Once a week
how he likes it.

And he pays well?

Clear.

It's okay.

-There is only one problem.
-Which problem?

After a while,
Some girls stop paying me.

They forget who was the one
got them customers.

I will not forget.

And I believe you.

But to help you not to forget,
I'll show you what I do.

It's simple.

Hi Osvaldo.

This is Ariel.

-With his permission. Enjoy your meal.
-Thanks.

What are we going to order?

Pliny.

I can not believe
no steak tartare.

I hate competing
with the informal market.

the informal market
It's the girls without a schedule

do not advertise their services
and they don't take cash.

But they are expensive.
A brand watch.

A trip with everything paid for.

Dinners in the restaurants
finer.

That wine is very expensive, Luna.
What a waste!

ignore her. We came to celebrate.

And see that it is working.
Is awesome.

Much more than she expected.

It's hard to organize everything
and serve customers.

I need a secretary.

I always wanted to have
a secretary.

-And an office.
-That too?

A secretary without an office?

What else do you want?

A partner.

Really?

I can not believe it.
And what did she say?

Please.

Bring us a bottle of that wine.
Thanks.

We drank two bottles of that wine.

Then we look for a name
for the company.

We wrote down ten great names.

But when we wake up sober
the next day,

we decided that those names
they were really stupid.

and despite the hangover,
I went to my skydiving class.

For the first time in years,

I decided to pay attention
in a class.

But the winds
they were not in my favor.

The course was canceled
Because of the bad weather.

I was desperate
to escape bad weather.

I went more than 100 kilometers,

to the skydiving course
in Boituva.

But that day,
the professor went to Sao Paulo.

I'm not going to use this thing.
-Why not?

-Why not.
-It will be fun.

You are the groom's gift.
Imagine him opening it.

instead of a mummy,
she will find you.

-Very funny. I will not do it.
-Please.

The groom has arrived.

Hello, Ed.

Take advantage of,
that this woman is all yours.

It's funny, come on.

Excuse me.

Look, she is the queen of Egypt.

Cleopatra. Cleopatra.
Come grab my snake.

Cleopatra.

Your friends are fools.

I already know it. Look at all this.

who can have sex
before Tutankhamen?

It's hard.

I didn't want to come.

they forced me
I don't like these parties.

we don't have to do anything
if you do not want.

Yes I want, but he doesn't have
to be here, right?

Isn't there another place?

There are a lot of motels around here.

Bel has the Sphinx on him.
And Rubão walks like crazy.

He couldn't stand being there anymore.

What a cute car!

It was the dream of my life
buy this Porsche.

But it's sad to realize a dream
before the age of 30.

Don't you think?

We are going?

Where to? To another motel?

I don't like motels.

The apartment is close
Where will I live when I get married?

There is a bed?

As big as
a tennis court.

Does that work for you?

Perfect.

Oh.

Your apartment is nice.

You should see the decoration.

Chris has good taste. We enter?

Go.

Upstairs is very nice too.

after learning
the first steps,

anyone can enjoy
in a wonderful leap

at about 200 kph.

At an altitude of 4,000 meters,

are 50 unforgettable seconds
of free fall.

Contrary to what is believed,
it is not a risky sport.

For some years,
low accident rate

it's going down even more
and most accidents

it happens because the skydiver
does not have the experience

enough to do
certain things.

now we will talk
with some students.

Do you striptease backwards?
I find it sexy.

Can you ask me for a taxi?
-I take you home.

My fiancee is amazing.
She...

She what?

She was here.

Damn. Damn.

Take it easy.

She would have made a fuss
if she had come

She was here. I'm sure.

she must be the woman
most controlled in the world.

Not! Wait!

tell me can you explain it
and I kill you

Chris, calm down. Do you know what happened?

According to Karin,
It was almost a legal discussion.

The boyfriend presented her arguments.

Everyone
He does bachelor parties.

I didn't want to go.

Your dad doesn't?
My friends forced me.

They would have called me gay.
Society is to blame.

bachelor parties
They are so normal

offered by the tailor.

And the girlfriend
presented her arguments.

Go to hell, Eduardo.

He came to prepare a surprise for you.

a lunch for tomorrow
to release the apartment.

But you already released it.

My love, it was nothing.

Don't come to me with that about my love.
It's over.

No, my love, give me that.

reversal happens

if one of the extremities
accidentally inflates

between the suspension ropes.

That night Karin was
where he always went

She did what he always did.
He ate what he always ate.

But your dreams
they were no longer the same.

They were bigger.

with each passing day
They were more ambitious.

But the next day,
Guido arrived desperate.

You discredited me, Karin.
That you did.

The bride, that Cristina,
she came to return the tailcoat.

She yelled at me and said she'll post it
in all the newspapers

that my store ended with her wedding.

I see the headlines:
"Frac of Desire".

-Calm down, Guido, calm down.
-You are to blame for everything.

We will look for the solution.

This store belonged to my dad.

He was not a saint
he had his women around.

But I would scold myself for this.
What did you say?

Where does the boyfriend live?

Karin knew
what to save your business

and Guido's reputation,

she had to do something
that she never thought she would do.

Save a marriage.

-Sugarfree?
-Yes.

Moon, we already saw
the weather report.

tomorrow will be amazing
not a cloud

-Result...
Don't tell me you can't.

-I feel a bit sick.
-A little is nothing.

And tomorrow I go to work.

But it is your company.

Let your employees work
That's what you pay them for.

You know what would be cool?
Jump in pairs.

me with moon
and you with João Fernando.

No, that's for beginners.

I haven't since my first jump.

That is precisely why I say it.
It will be fun.

-I like the idea.
-Really?

I think it's great.

it's time to leave
that my employees work.

That's what I pay them for,
don't you think?

finally the wind
blew in my favor.

it was my chance
to hunt my millionaire

in the heights.

João.

Don't tell Luna.

-What?
I have never jumped.

What?

Lower your voice.

He just wanted to impress her.
It will be great to jump with her.

I can't believe it.

Don't let Oscar know.

Good thing my first jump
it will be with him with his experience.

You need this for the wedding.

There is no wedding anymore.
It was cancelled, that's over.

It's too early to give up.

It's too late to try anything.

Men don't know how to apologize.

You didn't tell him what you owed.

Did you tell him that it was once
and what will not happen again?

And that once married,
will none of that happen again?

Especially that part.

Of course.

What the one who does it before
he doesn't do it after?

I told him all that to no avail.

I even promised to sell
this apartment

to start again
somewhere else,

but he doesn't want to know anything.

Do you know that he threatened
with going to the press?

tell the whole thing
of the tailcoats?

But he did not make a scandal.

And if he didn't make a scandal,
It's because you have your doubts.

I wish it were true
but it's too late.

You don't take my calls
He doesn't even welcome me into his house.

It's over, period.

-You can't give up now.
I gave up five drinks ago.

Trust me, she's not sure.
She just needs a little push.

A little push?
She needs a good beating.

She called off the wedding
but not her membership in the spa.

Beauty treatments.

she is doing everything
at her family's spa.

So that? For whom?

But if you...

She's over. Do not insist anymore.

-I think it's fine.
-Let me see.

Not yet. He needs more work.

she flew over
the Kamchatka Peninsula,

Plettenberg Bay
and other unimaginable places.

You can't even imagine them.

Is the tailcoat business over?

It's over. I only have Osvaldo left.

Speaking of which,
should have arrived by now.

Osvaldo, I would like to know
whether the report is late or not.

Call me when you get my message, okay?
Thanks.

Do you think there is a lot left?

I think so.

A little more.

Do that part while I'm doing this.

What a great idea!

-Ready. We are going?
-Go.

-Luna, you take the parachute.
-Because I? put it on yourself

No, you have more experience.
-No. What are you talking about?

You jumped in Plattenberg Bay
and the Kamchatka peninsula.

You better use it.

It's up to the girls to enjoy.
Put it on yourself, Oscar.

Yes, today I have to enjoy.

-Let's go. What do they do?
-We are ready.

Good news.
It is an ideal day to jump.

-Oscar.
-What? Did you regret?

No, it's not right like that.

I always forget it.

I just need to put it in.
It's simple. Give me a hand.

Push nothing else.

Wait.

It's ready.

Is it so?

Believe. It is not like this?

-Have you never jumped?
-Have you never jumped?

-No. And you?
-Neither do I.

-What?
-Holy God!

-We would have killed each other.
-Clear.

I dont even know
how to put this thing on

I don't even know where the rope goes.

It's simple.

you have to pull this
to open the other parachute.

I felt relieved
but Karin was upset.

Osvaldo told him
that he plus he would never see her again.

Karin didn't know why she did it.

But she suspected that Ariel
had something to do with it.

and of course Ariel said:

I had nothing to do with it.

And you expect me to believe you?

You should.

I read that the skeptics
they age faster.

Trusting does you good, Karin.

She said she'll call the police
if i call him again

Don't call him then.
-What did you tell him, Ariel?

Nothing, nothing, but she maybe she heard
some things out there.

What kind of things?

that you are blackmailing
to your clients.

With photos and everything.
Maybe the poor thing got scared.

Let me tell you something.
I warned you.

I warned you.

You should be careful.
You could end up getting wet.

What?

Damn Karin!

I warned you.

Thanks.

Tell me.

Why did you lie?

It is not obvious?

I met you among the heirs
richest in the country.

I thought my fortune
you wouldn't be impressed.

I needed something
a bit more radical.

And you?

Me too.

why don't we start
like a normal couple

Having dinner in a restaurant?

Or with something else... I don't know...

Safer?

Yes, safer.

It would be easier, but without grace.

What risk are we running here?
Choking on an olive?

In addition to being rich
he was handsome and funny.

He had only one flaw.
It wasn't mine yet.

Karin, stop the attack.

-What happened?
-Nothing happened.

She, well, she returns to the track.
You have 25 minutes left.

I do not feel good today.

Tell me everything.

I don't know what to do, Caesar.

The plan of the tailcoats,
my only regular customer

all that went to hell
it's over,

But that is not the worst.

The worst thing will be admitting to Ariel
that she is right.

-Maybe she has it.
-Do you believe?

Seeing how you are

I believe it.

Hello.

Hello, I called you recently.
I am Christina's friend.

Can I talk to her?

Yeah, but does she know what's up?

Her mother does not want
let no one bother her.

She wants to be alone.

Of course she wants to be alone.
Didn't they tell you what happened?

She called off the wedding because she caught
her boyfriend with a prostitute.

And she is devastated.

That poor woman.

I knew that her aura was wrong.

You are so sensitive.
Cris hides her emotions.

If you don't know what happened
you don't even realize,

but she is very sad.

I did notice.
I looked at her and immediately thought:

"Something's wrong with that girl."

Give me chills
seeing that kind of power.

I don't envy you at all.

I don't go to some sites
when I feel an evil aura.

my mom tells me
Don't be silly, but I'm not going in.

I have an aunt who is like that.

They call it old spirit.
You are an old spirit.

I'm sure of
that you have had many lives.

I think so, you know?

Can I see it quick?
She is my best friend.

loneliness in this situation
can cause depression.

if they are friends
I don't see any problem.

but she just left
of laser treatment,

wears a mask,
he cannot move or speak well.

Understood. Thanks.

Your first payment for Osvaldo.

What do you think about it?

Well, he's nice
but it's a little strange.

Are you still yelling "Geronimo"
when he finish?

He cried because of Karin.

I cry?

She says that she liked him
and that she misses her.

My, my, how romantic!

How touching.

Livia, what's in my eyes?

A tear.

Ariel, tell me something.

What does Karin have?
that she is so special?

Is she very pretty or what?

Karin was a
one of my best girls

But she is getting old.

And crazy.

-What are you doing here?
-I came to talk to you.

Get out of here,
or call Security.

you will lose the treatment
if you keep talking

you must listen to me
because I want to help you.

Get out of here right now.
Right now.

I won't let a whore
get into my life.

you canceled your wedding
because of one

you gave up your dream
because of one

your future with the man
that you love for one

And it wasn't for a prostitute,
it was a prank.

all men do it
before getting married.

They do it for fun
but not for sex.

The children ring the bell
from the neighbor and run away.

they grow up, they drink
and they do those things, that's all.

Stop. Go away.

Do you know what Hinduism says?

To hell with Hinduism.

that if you forgive,
People will say that you are weak.

but stronger
is the person who forgives.

I'll call security
if you don't go now

I don't know how Karin convinced
the bride to forgive the groom.

But she took the chance

to demand the title
of all goods.

Guido redistributed
the cards,

as if he had not scared him
the threat of a scandal.

Karen's eyes
they were shining again.

-Hello.
-Welcome.

I made an appointment for Karin and Luna.

And this is just the beginning.
We will go very far.

We will arrive where none
prostitute dreamed

Correct.

Karen, it was a joke.

Have you heard of the Blue Ocean?

Like the Caribbean Sea?

It is a marketing concept.

A firm that does something
that no one else does,

and conquer a new market.

Cirque du Soleil did it.

They occupied a space
no other circus had occupied.

they went places
that the other circuses did not even dream of.

Blue ocean?

Doesn't that sound like a good name?
for our company?

I think so.

it will look nice
at the office entrance.

are you sure you want
rent an office?

I don't want to rent it.
I already rented it.

Really?

-You are crazy.
-I already know it.

-Where to?
-You'll never guess.

I don't want to guess. Tell me now.

I'll give you the address.
Go there tomorrow, okay?

Yes.

Nice suit.

Like?
I'll give it back to you some day.

Fine.

-We enter?
-Yes.

-Thanks.
-Thanks.

The next day
I went to see the office

and I thought that I had lost myself.

-How about?
-It's here?

In the fifth floor.
How about?

I don't know, isn't it too risky?

Of course not, Moon.

What is the best in the class
to cheat?

-In the background where no one sees you.
-To the front where no one suspects.

OMG!

But look where we are.

There they earn more money in a day
than the rest of the country in a month.

Hello.

I call about
a bachelor party.

I'm the best man at the wedding.
Guido gave me his card.

Of course, of course.
When do you want to do it?

Is this Wednesday too soon?

Not at all, I'm so free
like a cab.

Did you say as free as a taxi?

What?

Joanna?

Marketing?
In prostitution?

Yes, why not?

Did you do a focus group?

Do you want to do a focus group?
about prostitution?

It's the most daring thing I've ever heard.

I spent a lot of money
with Oscar.

Of a millionaire lie
I was going to end up really poor.

Focus group, Karin?
We do not sell toothpaste.

Who used the services
of a sex worker?

Look, that thing about paying for sex
doesn't work very well for me.

It is more dignified to stay at home
and masturbate

than to call a prostitute.

I'm going to read the newspaper
has fewer lies.

Thanks.

Can I invite you?

Your company is not serious.