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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:07,507 Previously on                 The L Word: Generation Q... 2 00:00:07,549 --> 00:00:10,093 I can't do anything                     that's too... 3 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,679 real right now. 4 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:13,847 [Dre]                                 Okay. 5 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,932 What the actual fuck, Taylor? 6 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,183 I'm sorry. 7 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:19,144 Yeah, I am, too. 8 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:22,731 -By the way, he dies in the end!           -Oh, come on, lady! 9 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:25,525 You want to start your new life? 10 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,527 Call this exactly what it was. 11 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,820 An awakening. 12 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,697 For both of us. 13 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,657 -Fuck. Oh, my God.                     -[Shane] What? 14 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,200 [Angie]                  It's someone I dated, briefly. 15 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:36,202 Bum-ba-dum-ba-dum, bum... 16 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:37,579 [Shane] Hey, hey.                Grab your shit. Come on. 17 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,664 I love you, but I am not 18 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,374 my full self                    when I'm with you, Finn. 19 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,918 I am on my own path, 20 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,211 I am taking swings. 21 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:48,006 [crying] My mom died. 22 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,050 [Shane]                       I'd like another chance. 23 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,844 And I-I want to earn                    your trust back. 24 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,429 [Tess] I can't do this               back-and-forth, I just, 25 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,555 I need to get off                     this fucking ride. 26 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:56,806 [Finley]                            Are you okay? 27 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,390 No, I think I need to lie-- 28 00:00:58,433 --> 00:01:00,018 Hey. Carrie. Carrie! 29 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,394 Yeah, trouble finds me 30 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:03,229 [siren wailing] 31 00:01:03,271 --> 00:01:04,731 [medic]   Her heart rate             is dropping, we're losing her. 32 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,566 [medic 2]                       Starting compressions. 33 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:07,901 I need epinephrine              and bicarbonate going in, now! 34 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:09,860 [devices pumping, hissing] 35 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:13,073 -Stay with me.                     - In your corner... 36 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:15,741 She's stabilizing. 37 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,535 -[medic] I've got a pulse.         -[medic 2] She's gonna make it. 38 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:18,912 Get her to CCU for observation. 39 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:20,413 [Carrie]                       See, she's not dead. 40 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:23,041 Next season, she has an affair               with a patient 41 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,209 and she goes completely coocoo. 42 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,336 Okay. 43 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:28,338 Have many times have you seen       this show all the way through? 44 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,633 I don't really want               to answer that question. 45 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:32,926 -Okay.                             -All right? 46 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:33,927 Let's just say a lot. 47 00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:35,095 -Uh-huh.                          -[Finley] Hey. 48 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,596 -[Carrie] Hey.                        -[Misty] Hey. 49 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,389 Hey, what did we say                about starting the day 50 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:40,058 with a balanced breakfast             and a little movement? 51 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,643 Well, we have said nothing, 52 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:43,478 but you apparently                    have said a lot. 53 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:46,106 Okay, well, the doctor said         you got to get your steps in. 54 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:47,774 We're trying to heal here. 55 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:48,817 [Misty]                    Yeah, it's only been a week 56 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:49,776 since your heart attack, babe. 57 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,277 Oh, I find   Grey's Anatomy 58 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:52,946 very healing, you know? 59 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:54,239 It's gotten me through some             really rough patches 60 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,823 -in my life.                   -Thank you. That's nice. 61 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:57,158 -Well...                          -[TV turns off] 62 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,827 -Ah, come on.                  -That can be your reward 63 00:01:58,868 --> 00:02:00,703 for doing                     your stress test today. 64 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,622 -Yeah?                     -Yep, we got a quarter mile 65 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,916 -up an incline, baby.                        -Ugh. 66 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,793 Yes, we have to do that.              We're doing that today. 67 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,128 -Yeah.                        -[Carrie] All right. 68 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,129 Then you can do                    anything you want. 69 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,046 -Yep.                          -Including Misty. 70 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,297 [Misty]                               Ooh. 71 00:02:11,339 --> 00:02:13,258 Sex as motivation.                    I like that. Yes? 72 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:14,926 -[Finley] Hey!                       -The two of you 73 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,636 are really bad, you know that? 74 00:02:16,678 --> 00:02:18,638 -[Misty] Mm-hmm.                       -Oh, my God. 75 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,640 Ugh. Ugh. This is not eggs. 76 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:21,975 No, it's tofu. 77 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:24,269 Yeah? Well, tofu...                    fuck yourself. 78 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,563 No wonder I've never                    had it before. 79 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:27,939 I'm a lunatic 80 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:28,982 I'm a bitch 81 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:30,316 I'm-a, I'm-a, I'm-a 82 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:31,901 Light up all your shit 83 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,278 Blow a kiss like 84 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,988 Whoa-oh-oh 85 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:36,823 - I'm a lunatic                      - Whoa-oh-oh 86 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:38,283 I'm-a, I'm-a, I'm-a 87 00:02:38,323 --> 00:02:40,994 I'm a lunatic,                      I'm a bitch... 88 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:43,121 [TV playing indistinctly] 89 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,497 [woman over TV]                 I think that's a great idea. 90 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,499 [woman 2]                               Yeah. 91 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:47,542 [woman]   It's nice to know that          I can always depend on you. 92 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:50,003 [both laugh] 93 00:02:50,044 --> 00:02:52,505 -I love you so much.                   -I love you, too. 94 00:02:52,547 --> 00:02:54,007 -Fuck you.                          -[door opens] 95 00:02:54,048 --> 00:02:56,009 [Bella] Hey. I was hoping               for chicken nuggets 96 00:02:56,049 --> 00:02:57,969 but all they had was something            called a "fish cake," 97 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,846 so proceed with caution. 98 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,140 I'm not hungry, but thanks. 99 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:05,977 [Bella]                       G, this has to stop. 100 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,646 Get your sorry ass out of bed,            put on some clothes, 101 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,857 and get to your reading. 102 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,025 I'm not going. 103 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:13,359 Hendrix can fail me if he wants, 104 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,111 I really don't care.                      [sniffles] 105 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,530 You're way too hot to be hung up       on some Hemingway wannabe. 106 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:21,534 I hope to one day share                 that perspective. 107 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,454 I got to run to rehearsal 108 00:03:24,495 --> 00:03:25,455 but when I get back,                  you better be gone. 109 00:03:25,496 --> 00:03:27,207 I will definitely be here. 110 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,042 Angie... 111 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:31,544 I'm serious. I can't see him. 112 00:03:31,586 --> 00:03:33,379 There's nothing in                 this whole world that's 113 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:35,381 -gonna make me want to go.                   -[knocking] 114 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,967 [scoffs] Who's that?             Did you invite someone over? 115 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,385 [Bella]                                No. 116 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,389 -Surprise!                           -Surprise! 117 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:44,891 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God.                   -[Tina] Hey. 118 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,434 Wait, what are                    you guys doing here? 119 00:03:46,475 --> 00:03:48,895 [Tina] Well, we weren't             gonna miss your reading. 120 00:03:48,936 --> 00:03:50,939 [Bette] We're gonna film it,                 is that okay? 121 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:52,398 No, no, the reading... 122 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,443 It's not a thing.                    It's a non-thing. 123 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,028 -Right?                     -Yep, a total non-thing. 124 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,196 [Bette]                      Well, not according to 125 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,573 the department website. 126 00:04:00,615 --> 00:04:01,574 Are you coming? 127 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,326 -Me? No.                               -Yes. 128 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,953 [Bella]                               Yes. 129 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:06,663 -Is something wrong?                    -[Angie] Nope. 130 00:04:06,704 --> 00:04:07,664 Is everything okay? 131 00:04:07,705 --> 00:04:09,290 She's nervous. 132 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:10,667 -[Angie] I'm nervous.                       -Oh... 133 00:04:10,708 --> 00:04:11,834 About the reading. 134 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:12,961 Big nerves about it, so... 135 00:04:13,002 --> 00:04:14,921 Oh, honey, look, come here. 136 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:16,422 -Sit down.                         -Don't... Okay. 137 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:19,092 You have nothing               to be nervous about, at all. 138 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:21,511 -That's what I told her.            -It's gonna be great, okay? 139 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:24,055 Just breathe, like in                your stomach sort of. 140 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,766 Okay. Just... You don't            have to be nervous, honey. 141 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,601 Because you are                    an amazing writer. 142 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,770 Yes. And you have               such command of the stage. 143 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:32,772 You were so terrific          in your high school productions. 144 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,691 I was a stage hand. 145 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:35,942 And it was memorable. 146 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,402 -Okay.                     -[Tina] Well, that's good. 147 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,528 [Angie]                  Thanks. I hope that experience 148 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:39,570 can get me through today. 149 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,948 [Bette]                             It will. 150 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,451 And then afterwards we can all       go out to dinner and celebrate. 151 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:47,412 [whispers] I made a reservation             at Providence. 152 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,789 -[Bella] So bougie.                     -Okay, okay. 153 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,499 I guess, um, 154 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,293 -we're all going to this thing.                  -Yep. 155 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,627 -Yay.                               -Great. 156 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:58,298 [Tina]                     Um, maybe you should, um... 157 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:00,425 Are you gonna...                    Yeah, maybe change? 158 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:02,510 Uh, maybe just a quick shower. 159 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,304 -[Angie] Mom, stop.              -Maybe just pits and bits. 160 00:05:04,345 --> 00:05:05,805 Or you could wipe just... 161 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,307 -very fast with water.                       -Guys. 162 00:05:07,348 --> 00:05:09,434 Or-or whatever you think                     is best. 163 00:05:09,475 --> 00:05:11,060 -Totally fine. Okay.             -[Bette] That's-that's good. 164 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,353 [Angie]                    Now go, so I can get ready. 165 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,813 -Okay.                     -[Tina] You can get ready. 166 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:14,981 -[Bette] Um, I love you.               -[Tina] We're going. 167 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,190 [Bette]                           Break a leg. 168 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,608 [Tina]                       Bye. Nice meeting you. 169 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,527 [Bette]                          You look great. 170 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,653 [Bella]                      They're low-key iconic. 171 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,657 upbeat music 172 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,827 Uh-huh, oh, yeah 173 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,495 Oh, yeah 174 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:30,788 Uh, where she get it? 175 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,498 Uh-huh, uh-uh 176 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,334 [door closes] 177 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,090 Are you sneaking out? 178 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:47,305 Do you want some coffee? 179 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,515 No, um, I'm good, thanks. 180 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:53,770 It was really nice              to have you here last night. 181 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:55,355 I think Mack missed you. 182 00:05:55,396 --> 00:05:59,025 [laughs] He's a good boy. 183 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:04,697 Um, I was thinking maybe           we could go talk to someone. 184 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,160 If-if you're ready to. 185 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,414 I'm not... yet. 186 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,044 Thought it might be a good idea. 187 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,129 Well, you also thought               it would be a good idea 188 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,340 to fuck another woman, um... 189 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,592 I'm gonna go to the,                     um, expansion 190 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:26,052 and-and meet the tile guy. 191 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:28,388 I'll see you later. 192 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:30,223 You can try to fight it 193 00:06:30,264 --> 00:06:32,308 Go ahead, if you dare 194 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,060 No one's gonna help you 195 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,396 This is life, it ain't fair 196 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,022 Do you got it? 197 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,234 Do you got it? 198 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:43,820 Look at these little                   jelly bean toes. 199 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,321 They're so squishy.                   Are you looking? 200 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:46,697 -Yes.                            -Like-- Look. 201 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:49,742 -Ooh! Oh, he's perfect.                 -[Sophie laughs] 202 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:53,913 I mean, his cat box is not           perfect. It's like-- whew. 203 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,873 But I cracked a window. 204 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,417 Oh, look at this one.                  Look at this one. 205 00:06:57,458 --> 00:06:59,043 Come on. Have you ever seen                anything cuter? 206 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,253 [Sophie]                               Aww. 207 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:01,921 Yeah, just the other                     200 pictures 208 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,673 you showed me of                  your kitten yesterday. 209 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:07,552 Anyway, um, how are those         Rachel questions coming along? 210 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,387 -Oh, so good.                           -Okay. 211 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,680 Yeah, I can't believe we're             wrapping this season 212 00:07:10,721 --> 00:07:12,348 with the Rachel Maddow. 213 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:14,183 I mean, we are living             the queer dream here, so... 214 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,351 [phone chimes] 215 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:19,939 Ooh, do you have the green? Ah. 216 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:21,899 There's only two. 217 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:25,653 -Um, Alice.                            -Yeah? 218 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:29,699 Did you interrupt a movie             at a theater recently? 219 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,617 Who's asking? 220 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:33,744 Uh, everyone in my DMs. 221 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,289 Apparently James Corden                retweeted the video 222 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:38,249 and now the hashtag... 223 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,752 -Oh, my God, that guy.              -"AliceSoEntitled" is... 224 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,255 -is trending.                        -"Entitled"? 225 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,798 How is that even... 226 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:49,552 -All right. Yeah, I see it.                -Wait a minute. 227 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,095 Did you yell                   at an elderly woman, too? 228 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,638 -Oh, my God.                        -What? What...? 229 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:55,475 Okay, we had a rapport               until she turned on me. 230 00:07:55,516 --> 00:07:57,143 Okay, and-and... 231 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:59,979 Oh, and then you told everyone            how the movie ended. 232 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:01,731 Oh, my God, it was an old movie. 233 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,733 Everybody knows                    how the movie ends. 234 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,276 -Now everyone's talking about...       -[phones buzzing, chiming] 235 00:08:05,317 --> 00:08:07,653 ...all this other bullshit                  you've done. 236 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,238 -[chiming continues]                     -[murmuring] 237 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,783 Alice, do you know                a guy named Daryl Brewer? 238 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:14,202 exciting music 239 00:08:14,243 --> 00:08:16,579 [gags quietly] 240 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,122 Oh, God. 241 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,499 All eyes on me 242 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,377 [Finley]                              Okay... 243 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,379 All right, here we are. 244 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:27,256 A quarter-mile incline                 with a view, baby. 245 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,716 I'm gonna run up ahead, 246 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,760 find the quarter-mile mark                     for us. 247 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:32,261 -You got this.                 -[Carrie] Okay. All right. 248 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,429 Just follow when you're ready.                Stretch out. 249 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,972 -Don't get hurt.                        -All right. 250 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,474 [Carrie]                           Are you sure? 251 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,184 That looks like longer                than a quarter mile. 252 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:40,603 Well, it's gonna get            a lot closer once we get going. 253 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,688 -Yeah.                          -And then, uh... 254 00:08:42,730 --> 00:08:44,607 we can get going. 255 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:46,108 [chuckles] 256 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,152 Well, you know, I would,                  uh, like that, 257 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,029 I just don't want to                    die during it. 258 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,031 You know? 259 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,658 -Okay.                               -Yeah. 260 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,202 You know, um... 261 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,289 I wasn't expecting                     to feel all these... 262 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:01,999 feelings with you, you know? 263 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,752 Yeah, me neither. 264 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,462 gentle music 265 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,005 I mean... 266 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,299 I'm not somebody who just, 267 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,468 you know, jumps right into             sex stuff or whatever. 268 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:13,719 Okay. 269 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,638 I totally understand that. 270 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,390 -Yeah.                               -Yeah. 271 00:09:17,431 --> 00:09:19,392 I can't take another heartbreak. 272 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:23,020 We don't have to do anything      that you're not ready for, okay? 273 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,188 [Carrie sighs] 274 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,690 Obviously. 275 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,025 -Thank you.                            -Okay. 276 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,319 But also I'm very good at it. 277 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,029 -You're what?                          -[laughs] 278 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,031 I just-- I want you to have            all of the information. 279 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,367 I am excellent at it,             I've had a lot of practice, 280 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,494 it would be a, you know,            shame to miss out, really. 281 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:41,706 I don't plan on missing out,           Misty. At all. Oh, look, 282 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,708 a family is here.              Hello. This is a family hike. 283 00:09:43,749 --> 00:09:46,168 -No sex talk.               -[Misty] All right, all right. 284 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,336 [Carrie]                    It's a family hike, Misty. 285 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,922 -[Misty laughs]                         -Come on. 286 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,340 Oh, that's a...                    that's an incline. 287 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,592 [Misty]                           We got this. 288 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,677 energetic, upbeat music 289 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,095 Up the tempo 290 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,763 Up                              the tempo 291 00:09:57,805 --> 00:09:59,056 [Barry]   Alice,                  I've got the board up my ass 292 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,766 and sponsors ready to pull. 293 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,393 What happened between                 you and Daryl Brewer? 294 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,438 I met him at a party.             He was with his boyfriend. 295 00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,940 Then his teammate came out             of the closet, which... 296 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:11,360 was and is a very brave thing                to do, Barry. 297 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,029 -Okay.                        -Then Daryl Brewer 298 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:16,282 goes on national TV,                  he gay-bashes him, 299 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:19,285 so I responded by calling him             a fucking hypocrite 300 00:10:19,327 --> 00:10:21,621 and by doing so, yes,                I guess I outed him. 301 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:23,289 Oh, Alice. 302 00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,583 But she feels                very differently now, Barry. 303 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,126 No, I don't-- No, I don't. 304 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,253 I feel exactly the same way. 305 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,796 [Barry]                          People are angry. 306 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,840 They need to see                      genuine remorse. 307 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,675 If you can't give them that, 308 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:36,844 we think it's best if              you cancel the show tonight. 309 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:40,473 Go home, lay low.                    Let this blow over. 310 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:41,974 Barry? [laughs] 311 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:45,311 I am not canceling                 on Rachel Maddow, okay? 312 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,812 Not my Maddow. Not my Maddow. 313 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,981 We're gonna figure                 this thing out, Barry. 314 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,859 We really want to deliver          a great finale for our fans. 315 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,486 [Barry]                     That would be ideal, but... 316 00:10:53,527 --> 00:10:55,321 Thank you so much for your               leadership on this. 317 00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:57,323 -We'll get back to you.                -[Barry]   All right, 318 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,491 I'm giving you one shot.                 Just don't make me 319 00:10:58,532 --> 00:10:59,825 look like an asshole, Alice. 320 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,160 [Sophie]                   All right. Thank you, Barry. 321 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,873 All right. 322 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,668 What is the way out of this? 323 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,754 I have no fucking clue. 324 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,173 But we'll find it. 325 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:16,425 Well, at least you                 sounded like you knew. 326 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:17,677 So, that's a good thing. 327 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,178 What you want, what you need 328 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,930 Got the smoke,                      bring the weed 329 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,182 Gassed enough, tryna see 330 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,142 If you got that '93 331 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,811 Right now 332 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:28,145 Like it, like it, like it 333 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,356 Give me that good loud 334 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,565 Bring it now... 335 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,192 [laughs] 336 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:35,194 I think I figured it out. 337 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,530 Oh, yeah? The song's working? 338 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:39,365 [chuckles] I think so. 339 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,366 What's it about? 340 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:42,702 I'm not telling you that. 341 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,745 Oh, so it's a secret? 342 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,163 Yeah. 343 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,165 -Oh.                           -[both laughing] 344 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,375 Well, I like secrets. 345 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,710 -Let me see.                        -Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 346 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:51,711 -Gimme, gimme.                    -No, no, no, no, no. 347 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,379 -Give me a peek.                           -No. 348 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,715 I swear I can feel us getting                 close now... 349 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:59,009 -Come on. Tell me.                         -Mm-mm. 350 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,345 So discreetly when                you see me in my Fenty 351 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,181 They on the floor,                     floor, floor 352 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,309 Let them inhibitions go,                   go, go... 353 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,520 God, I love you. 354 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:12,857 I mean, I love what                     you're doing. 355 00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,942 Is what I meant. 356 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:19,572 Not, like, you. 357 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:22,658 [phone buzzing] 358 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,078 Um, it's... It's Sophie. 359 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,246 -I'm-a just...                           -Yeah. 360 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,582 -Um, please.                         -Yeah, okay. 361 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,834 Hey, Soph. 362 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,628 Perfect timing. 363 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,925 [quiet chatter] 364 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,427 [Angie]                  They probably can already tell. 365 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,887 They can, like, sniff                   this shit out. 366 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,221 [Bella]                   I'm the only person who knows 367 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,056 you're banging                    the professor, okay? 368 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:47,308 Was banging him. 369 00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:48,559 Was. 370 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,269 [Hendrix]                    Hey, uh, good afternoon. 371 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,645 We're about to get started, 372 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:52,438 so if you could all please                take your seats. 373 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,481 Thank you. 374 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:54,774 Bella. 375 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,150 Here, come join us. 376 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,235 -Oh, yeah.                             -Yeah. 377 00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,654 [Bella sighs]                            Okay. 378 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:03,073 You got this. Good luck. 379 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,658 Do I? 380 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,912 [sighs] 381 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,455 You're the best person I know. 382 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,081 I don't know about that.                     That's... 383 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:15,294 Oh, you're smart and kind 384 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:18,130 and full of life and wisdom. 385 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,716 He's an idiot                     and you're a catch. 386 00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:23,552 It's so obvious. 387 00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,970 Says who? 388 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,597 gentle music 389 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,226 You got this. 390 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,977 [Hendrix]                    Thank you all for coming. 391 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,479 My name is Samuel Hendrix, 392 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:35,898 I'm the Intro to Creative               Writing instructor. 393 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,651 And, yeah, okay.                    Here we are. Um... 394 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:41,529 I've been excited about this day           the whole semester. 395 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,197 I've gotten to watch                  these young writers 396 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,115 really come in to their own. 397 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,118 And now, today,               you all get a front-row seat 398 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,955 at the next generation                   of young poets 399 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,874 and writers of all kinds. 400 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,211 So, sit back, relax, 401 00:13:57,253 --> 00:14:00,506 and let's have a good time. 402 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:04,134 Dani has written hundreds           of these public apologies. 403 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,635 [Dani]                 I'm happy to give you a template 404 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,012 and then we can tailor it                    together. 405 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:10,057 Or a better idea,                  I could just lean in. 406 00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:12,601 Uh, I don't know, Alice. 407 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:15,938 "Lean in" sounds like             the opposite of "lay low." 408 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,314 Yeah. 409 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,607 [Alice]                   Okay, look, if people really 410 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:21,193 think that I'm                     an out-of-touch... 411 00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:24,864 entitled asshole, then I say           we make a bit out of it. 412 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:27,199 Uh, I fear that would            make things worse. [chuckles] 413 00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,368 Kimmel would do it. 414 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,995 -Um...                          -[Alice] Sophie. 415 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,204 You know he would. 416 00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:33,998 Yes, but... 417 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,375 Kimmel isn't a queer woman. 418 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,461 Which is exactly                    why I should do it. 419 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,005 I know, Alice, I know. 420 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,840 -I hear you, but...                   -[Alice] Listen. 421 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,385 I don't mean any disrespect                by saying this. 422 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:50,055 But you two do not know what      it was like to be gay back then. 423 00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,724 You just don't. 424 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,351 You weren't there. 425 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:58,272 Somebody with his power                  and his status 426 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,942 saying "down with the fags"           was like a normal thing. 427 00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,778 -We don't use that word anymore.       -It's the anti-gay F-word. 428 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:09,199 Well, that's really long               to say, but... Okay. 429 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,453 I just...                   I don't regret what I said. 430 00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:14,705 So, I don't think                   I should apologize. 431 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,583 Okay. 432 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:20,878 Alice... 433 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,091 I see you, I really do. 434 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,969 And I get that this is what                you want to do. 435 00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:33,599 But I'm just trying            to look out for the show here. 436 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:36,602 We're still the only ones                 on television. 437 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,021 gentle music 438 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,108 Okay. 439 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,236 I'll give you an apology. 440 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:47,446 Make you happy? 441 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,406 Yes. 442 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,950 I'm gonna go prep for Maddow. 443 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:54,787 If you guys come up with             something, come find me. 444 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,332 Okay. 445 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,293 [sighs] 446 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,378 Thank you. 447 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,046 I'm just following your lead. 448 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,422 Where should we work? 449 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,716 Come on. 450 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,260 [student]                   A slim opening in the trees 451 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,596 gives way to the dirt path, 452 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,765 which weaves down                     the hillside... 453 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,142 [quietly] My car got broken into           a couple days ago. 454 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,227 [student]                         Young trees... 455 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,604 I'm sorry to hear that. 456 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:24,066 Yeah, somebody shattered                    the window. 457 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:27,486 It cost me like 250 bucks                 to replace it. 458 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,238 What a terrible inconvenience. 459 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,323 I almost reported a theft. 460 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,327 Until I realized                only one thing was missing. 461 00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,663 What was that? 462 00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:42,710 It was that chapbook                     you made me. 463 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:45,754 A criminal with good taste. 464 00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:48,589 Maybe. 465 00:16:49,799 --> 00:16:51,677 Or... 466 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:55,347 maybe an immature person             whose feelings were hurt, 467 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:56,765 so they decided to vandalize 468 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,350 somebody's property                    for no reason. 469 00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:02,813 I had a very valid reason,                  Professor Hendrix. 470 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,606 And you know it. 471 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,525 [student] ...revealing                an aging playground. 472 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,820 Hey, Bella,                    do you want some candy? 473 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,781 I have a whole assortment           in my bag if you want some. 474 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,533 Yeah, sure. 475 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,494 She always stocks up                  at Duty Free, yeah. 476 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,538 -She's kind of perfect that way.                  -Aww. 477 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,498 Well, thank you, that's so nice. 478 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,500 Hey, hey. 479 00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,002 -Hi.                           -Hey. Come here. 480 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,380 Aww. It's so good to see you. 481 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:31,050 -I miss you guys.                   -Aww, I missed you. 482 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:32,593 -Hi, beautiful.                      -Hello, hello. 483 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,345 Oh, Shane, this is Bella.              Bella, this is Shane. 484 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,639 How you doing, Bella?                  Nice to meet you. 485 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:38,891 Wow, hot aunt. 486 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,393 Okay. I feel that. 487 00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:44,104 -Yeah.                           -Where's Tess? 488 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,982 She couldn't make it. 489 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,358 But she sends her love. 490 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,651 Mmm. 491 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:50,986 [student]                        ...our ballroom. 492 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:54,156 A sandbox waiting                  to be transformed... 493 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,409 I know it's not easy owning               your own mistakes 494 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,328 and trying to make things right. 495 00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,579 I know how that feels. 496 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,372 Mm. 497 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,707 She's a good person. 498 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,918 I know. I know. 499 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,462 She's just, uh... 500 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,255 She's not herself yet. 501 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:12,508 Yeah, well, that makes sense.                   Right? 502 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:14,009 -I mean, her mom just died.                    -Yeah. 503 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,011 You two are trying                  to figure things out. 504 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,639 I know, I know, I know.                   It's-it's... 505 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,935 It's more than that. 506 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:27,815 It just, it feels like we're         not moving forward together. 507 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,817 gentle music 508 00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,738 Trust takes time. 509 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,199 -Right.                               -Mm. 510 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,660 -Time and honesty.                  -Relentless honesty. 511 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:42,871 They've got good                    couples therapists 512 00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,123 in Toronto, don't they? 513 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,541 [laughs] The best. 514 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:46,917 -Ah.                        -Universal health care. 515 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,752 Oh, okay, that's the secret. 516 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,630 [applause] 517 00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,049 [Hendrix]                 Beautiful. Beautiful work, Ben. 518 00:18:56,009 --> 00:19:00,973 Next up, we have                 Angelica Porter-Kennard. 519 00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:03,308 -Whoo!                               -Go, G! 520 00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,152 -[Bette] She looks nervous.                -Wait, that's-- 521 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,946 -[shushing]                     -Shh, she's starting. 522 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,781 tense music 523 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,825 [Angie]                        Hi. [clears throat] 524 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,661 Nowhere. 525 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,122 [busy chatter] 526 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,915 [sighs] 527 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,917 -Oh, hi. Oh, nice.                   -Hey, you approve? 528 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,128 Kitties everywhere. I love it. 529 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,088 -Hey.                 -Hey. What do you think of this? 530 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,716 "Sometimes I lose sight of         my own power and responsibility 531 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,634 as a public figure                and it's in those moments 532 00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,386 that I betray myself                  and my community." 533 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,722 Mmm. Okay. Uh,                   the sentiment's there, 534 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:42,931 I just think it needs               to be in Alice's voice 535 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,057 just a little bit more. 536 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:45,350 -Copy.                         -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 537 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:48,020 -[phone ringing]                   -Oh, uh, one second. 538 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,730 This is Sophie. 539 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:55,152 [Alice] Okay, okay.                That's a lot of torque. 540 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,779 -Whoo! How many CCs is this?                    -Alice. 541 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,698 -What are CCs anyway?                    -Hey, Alice. 542 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,366 -Can I get you for a minute?          -Do you know what a CC is? 543 00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:02,993 [Alice]                         Yeah, okay, wait. 544 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,328 Here's what                     I'm wondering though. 545 00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:07,497 The transition time between 546 00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,626 landing with Rachel, right?             And landing the jump. 547 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,170 Also, I think we should walk           it through. Is she here? 548 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,213 Is she here yet? 549 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,089 She's not coming. 550 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,219 What? 551 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,637 Maddow pulled out. 552 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,182 Sophie... 553 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,558 Did she say why? 554 00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,269 Alice... 555 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,063 Oh, my... 556 00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,731 -[Sophie] But hey, hey.                  -[Alice sighs] 557 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:36,068 We tape in 45 minutes,              we-we-we can call favors. 558 00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,238 That's enough time. We can           call people in. It's fine. 559 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:45,410 Let's just... cancel the finale. 560 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,788 -Excuse me?                     -Everyone, canceled! 561 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,706 Alice... 562 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,042 What's the point of all this,       really? If you think about it. 563 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,587 Just like, oh, I get on stage            every week and I'm... 564 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,131 you know, trying to bring            a little joy to everyone. 565 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,760 Just trying to give a voice              to all the queers! 566 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,929 And they turn on me? 567 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,265 It's not fucking worth it, okay? 568 00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,850 Just run a, uh, clip show                 for all I care. 569 00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,103 That, that-- I'm sorry, Sophie. 570 00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,939 I'll... I'll pay for it                  if it's broken. 571 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,693 Hey. You okay? 572 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,945 somber music 573 00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,446 What are you gonna do? 574 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,782 You gonna cancel the episode? 575 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,828 I'm gonna make a fucking show. 576 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:34,001 "Then I shouted to everyone,                  everywhere, 577 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,295 but my voice was heard                 by no one, nowhere. 578 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:38,463 I saw you in the mirror                  until I grew up 579 00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:41,133 and realized there's nothing          familiar about you anymore, 580 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:44,636 you were just empty space             where love once lived." 581 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:45,804 Thank you. 582 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,264 [applause] 583 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,726 [whooping] 584 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,647 Wait, that's the guy. 585 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,190 -[Bette] Who?               -That's the guy, that's her ex. 586 00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:00,319 -No, no, that's her professor.              -I'm telling you, 587 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,987 that's her ex.                   Bella. Is that her ex? 588 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,739 Or is that her professor? 589 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,324 tense music 590 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,328 Um... Uh... 591 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,495 [Tina]                                Hey! 592 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:11,955 Get away from my daughter! 593 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,123 I'm talking to you, Professor! 594 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,667 What are you...?                      Mom. Sit down. 595 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,461 -You're making a scene.                   -Don't speak! 596 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,504 What is wrong with you?! 597 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,842 [groans] 598 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,845 Okay, okay, okay, okay,              okay, okay, okay, okay. 599 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,014 [takes deep breath] 600 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,432 Margaret Cho is gonna                 come back as host, 601 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,851 -she's gonna kill it.                   -[Dani] Great. 602 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,187 So, that takes care of our         three-minute opening monologue, 603 00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:38,315 but that still leaves with me       with four to five minutes short 604 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,151 without... Maddow. God. 605 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:42,486 What about Dre? 606 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,697 They've been working                   on new material. 607 00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,324 They're new, but... 608 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,493 [Sophie] I've been wanting            to do this kind of thing 609 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,870 for so fucking long. 610 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:54,206 Make the show about bringing                in new talent. 611 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:55,415 Queer talent. 612 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,084 [Dani]                       Okay, then let's do it. 613 00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:58,835 optimistic music 614 00:23:03,673 --> 00:23:05,675 [Misty]                         You're almost there. 615 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,136 -Home stretch. Here we go, Care.          -Just past this line. 616 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,679 [Carrie]                      I'm coming. I'm, uh... 617 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,056 -[Misty] Okay.               -[Finley] Come on, right here. 618 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,557 [Misty]                   You can stop if you need to. 619 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,892 -Okay. Oh, God, I'm--                -[Finley] Right here. 620 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,394 -Yeah, come on. Right here.                   -Come on. 621 00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:16,728 -Come on, you got this.                -[Carrie] Oh, man. 622 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,146 You got this.                    A couple more steps. 623 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,481 -Come on.                 -A couple more, you can do it. 624 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,400 -Yes!                    -Yes! She's a beast, people! 625 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:22,734 -You did it. Are you all right?           -Please give me... 626 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,236 Just give me a minute,                  give me a minute. 627 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,195 -How's the heart?              -I don't know. I don't know. 628 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,405 Here, chug this. 629 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:27,656 -You need to drink this.                    -You okay? 630 00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,449 -You okay?                       -Yeah. I think so. 631 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,413 What the fuck is in that? 632 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,415 -What?                      -Well, it's green powder. 633 00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:37,916 -I thought it'd be good for you.               -Oh, dude. 634 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,835 -It's got vitamins and stuff.              -That's so not... 635 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:43,088 Come on, Finley, I like my water       clear, like everyone does. 636 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,590 You know, I like my eggs                    to be eggs. 637 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,718 The doctor said, you know...         I'm just, I'm trying to help. 638 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,263 I know, but you're                    driving me crazy. 639 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:54,266 Sorry, I just... 640 00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:56,977 I thought I lost you          and it was really fucking scary. 641 00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:58,979 -I know.                        -[Finley] I just... 642 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,857 I don't want to lose you,                   I love you. 643 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,483 Not in a gay way. 644 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,818 I mean, you know,                     we're both gay, 645 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,111 -but...                              -Yeah. 646 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:08,822 I totally get that.                   I love you, too. 647 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,449 A lot. 648 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,451 Now, will you help me get down             this fucking hill? 649 00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:13,952 [Finley]                     Yep. I got you. Let's go. 650 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,287 -Let's go. Let's go.                       -Come on. 651 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,580 -Carrie?                              -What? 652 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:17,873 -I'm super gay for you.                     -You are? 653 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:20,083 -Mm-hmm.                   -That's good to know, Misty. 654 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,918 -Oh, boy, my legs are jiggling.             -[Misty] Yeah? 655 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,420 [Finley] It's all right,            it's only a half mile down. 656 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,047 [Carrie] A half mile?              I knew you lied, Finley. 657 00:24:26,089 --> 00:24:27,466 [Finley]                   I wanted you to see the view. 658 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,301 [Carrie]                   I don't want to see the view. 659 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:32,429 Oh 660 00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,807 You just fucking humiliated me        in front of my entire class. 661 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,601 [sighs] We trusted you to             take care of yourself. 662 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,102 I am taking care of myself. 663 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:40,645 He belongs in jail. 664 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,063 Okay, why didn't you tell us? 665 00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,815 -I...                      -Why didn't you tell me? 666 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:46,318 Because I don't owe you          anything! It's my fucking life! 667 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,986 We obviously need                   to move back here. 668 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,321 No, I do not want you here. 669 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:51,156 -At all.                         -Which is clear. 670 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:52,491 I'm just gonna get a condo             right next to your dorm 671 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:53,992 and I'm not gonna let you                out of my sight. 672 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,785 -Okay. Okay.                 -Okay, okay, okay. All right. 673 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,497 All right, no. For the record,         listen, we're blaming him, 674 00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:00,290 -we're not blaming you.                  -What? No! Why? 675 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,875 Oh, honey,                    he took advantage of you. 676 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,668 No, he did not.                  You're not getting it. 677 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:06,004 -What is he? Like 27? 28?                  -[Angie] Yes. 678 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,422 Yeah, and it was                    nothing like that. 679 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:09,049 That's not the situation. 680 00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:11,051 Honey, you just don't see it              that way right now. 681 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,469 But later you're                     gonna understand: 682 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,054 he totally took advantage                     of you. 683 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:15,847 This is exactly why              I don't tell you anything. 684 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,766 You're all acting like                 fucking hypocrites. 685 00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:20,685 Like you've never fallen in love   with someone that you shouldn't? 686 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,187 -It's fucking bullshit.                  -[Bette] Okay. 687 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:25,607 Okay. Okay. Um... 688 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,318 Oh, no, okay... 689 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,529 -It's fine.                     -[Bette] Okay, okay. 690 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:31,696 [sighs] 691 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,992 [sighs] All right,                why don't we just, um... 692 00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,536 I don't know, why won't we              just go to dinner... 693 00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:39,037 Fuck dinner. I don't-- 694 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,789 I don't want--               I don't want to be around you. 695 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,376 Angie, wait up! 696 00:25:48,421 --> 00:25:50,549 -Angie, wait up. Wait up.                      -No. 697 00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,217 -They just treat me like a kid.             -[Bella] No... 698 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:53,718 They just fucking humiliated me 699 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,053 and they didn't even                  fucking realize it. 700 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,221 Okay, now that I saw.                     I saw that. 701 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,556 Like, can you believe how wrong 702 00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:59,057 they all are                     about the situation? 703 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:02,143 Like, they misjudged it               so poorly, you know? 704 00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:05,063 I-I sort of think...                    they're right. 705 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:10,569 What? 706 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,571 Uh, I just mean, um... 707 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:15,907 I think it's weird. 708 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:19,452 On his side. Not on yours. 709 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:20,954 How? I was the one                    that kissed him. 710 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,455 I know, but it-it's... 711 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:25,250 I was the one that told him               that it was okay. 712 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,876 Do you understand                    what I'm saying? 713 00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:30,046 He was the one                that wanted to get out of it. 714 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,048 I don't want to seem                like I'm a fucking kid 715 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,425 who doesn't know what she wants. 716 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,926 -Because that is not the truth.                -I know. 717 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:38,221 I'm on your side!                   I am on your side! 718 00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:41,266 I just-- He has all the power. 719 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:42,934 -Okay, whatever.                       -That's real. 720 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:44,686 May I please have my bag? 721 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,356 -May I please have my bag?                        -Okay. 722 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:52,277 Where are you going? 723 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,778 Don't worry about it. 724 00:26:58,241 --> 00:26:59,909 Piddles Junior? 725 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,996 I had the worst day... 726 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,998 getting canceled. 727 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:08,043 Oh, my God. 728 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:10,962 What, am I gonna go back           to podcasts? Because kill me. 729 00:27:12,088 --> 00:27:14,007 Piddles? 730 00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:16,134 Hey, little PJ? 731 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,636 [whistles] 732 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:19,179 PP? 733 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,805 Little PP? 734 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,100 Mr. P? 735 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,144 Where are you hiding? 736 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:29,939 Are you hiding from me?              Are you hiding from me? 737 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:34,277 I see you. I see you. 738 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:39,199 PJ! PJ! Piddles! 739 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,165 [gasps] 740 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,250 tense, dramatic music 741 00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,670 No... You're so little! 742 00:27:51,711 --> 00:27:53,004 You're my trigger 743 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:55,507 Makin' me give in 744 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:57,342 Oh, I can't help it 745 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,844 Can't help it 746 00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:03,515 Maybe you think all the bad                 could decay 747 00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,809 But I think there's too much 748 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:08,478 That I'd need to erase 749 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,397 All my life                   I've been misunderstood 750 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,357 -[knocking]                            -Tess! 751 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:16,486 A dark intruder                   of the neighborhood 752 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,071 [knocking continues] 753 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:20,699 You might come                     to like the pain 754 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:23,368 If you fall in love 755 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,869 Hey. 756 00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:28,540 -Hey. What's up? [laughs]                     -Um... 757 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:33,503 I wanted to talk to you                 about something. 758 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,046 Okay. 759 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:40,677 I haven't been honest with you. 760 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,435 I never thought                  we needed a second bar. 761 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:53,314 I just bought it because            I wanted to make you happy. 762 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:55,233 [laughs] 763 00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,860 We're in the middle                   of a renovation. 764 00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:58,194 I know, I know,                     I know, but look, 765 00:28:58,236 --> 00:28:59,821 they didn't even                   put the tiles up yet. 766 00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:01,573 They're... They're here--               they're right here. 767 00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:02,782 I understand, I understand. 768 00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,492 But... 769 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,077 optimistic music 770 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,288 What if it wasn't a bar? 771 00:29:08,329 --> 00:29:10,874 Then what would it be? 772 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,042 A salon. 773 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,464 It's just an idea that I'm           kicking around, all right? 774 00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:19,841 -So, bear with me.                        -Okay... 775 00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:23,928 But on this side over here,                a couple sinks. 776 00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:27,182 All right? And then... 777 00:29:27,223 --> 00:29:29,642 Along this wall right here, 778 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:33,438 the stations, with separate 779 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:38,026 floor-to-ceiling mirrors          and some vintage barber chairs. 780 00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:41,696 Huh? Like, ambient lighting. 781 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:45,450 Maybe a-a lounge area            over in this section, but... 782 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,705 Whatever it is,              it would be small and low-key. 783 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,460 You would be at Dana's and... 784 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,295 I could be here. 785 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:03,218 This is just something              I've been missing, Tess. 786 00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,682 What do you think? 787 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,978 I think... it's bullshit. 788 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,650 Why do you get to make up                 all the rules? 789 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:19,859 I don't, I don't, I don't. 790 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:21,194 Tess, this was an idea. 791 00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:22,695 [Tess]                             No, you do. 792 00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:24,489 You get to fuck                    whoever you want... 793 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:25,615 [Shane]                      I apologized for that. 794 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,033 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 795 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,618 And now you're coming in here 796 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,870 and just, like, blowing               this whole thing up. 797 00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:33,498 This was my dream. 798 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:38,002 You are so fucking             self-centered, it's exhausting. 799 00:30:38,044 --> 00:30:41,047 It's like, if you're not happy,         no one's allowed to be. 800 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:42,966 I can't do this anymore. 801 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:44,634 Do what? 802 00:30:47,220 --> 00:30:48,555 I can't. 803 00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:52,100 [sighs] 804 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:57,230 I can't do this. This. 805 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,357 Anymore. 806 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:01,359 dramatic music 807 00:31:05,822 --> 00:31:07,407 Oh. This? 808 00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,035 [laughs] 809 00:31:11,077 --> 00:31:12,704 "Cold Blooded" by Ida Maria 810 00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:15,999 I put my soul on ice... 811 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,709 Fuck you. 812 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:21,546 I got this question                      in my head 813 00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:26,175 Can you wake me                      from the dead? 814 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:29,012 I am 815 00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:31,723 Cold-blooded 816 00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:34,517 I am 817 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,395 Cold-blooded 818 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,191 Purple, not red. 819 00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:44,402 -Hi, guys. How are you?                   -Doing great. 820 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,533 Hi. Have the writers                 revise the cold open. 821 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,243 Sure. 822 00:31:52,285 --> 00:31:55,622 Oh, hey. Um, cue the music           cue-in later for Margaret. 823 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:57,248 I don't want to drown out 824 00:31:57,290 --> 00:31:58,625 anything she says                    to the audience. 825 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,460 -Thank you.                     -Sure thing, Sophie. 826 00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,713 [sighs] 827 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,590 We turnin' it up,                    we turnin' it on 828 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:07,800 We turnin' it up,              turnin' it on and on and on 829 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,262 Right, so Margaret's                 gonna do your intro. 830 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,431 You're gonna get touches                   right before 831 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,224 you go on. And then the band          does have your music, so-- 832 00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:16,768 Dani, Dani, Dani. 833 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,855 Are we just gonna pretend like          this morning didn't happen? 834 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:27,028 Look, this moment is not            about that right now, okay? 835 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,030 It's not about me at all,             really. It's about you. 836 00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:30,949 No, I know, but I-- 837 00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:32,367 [Sophie]                        Oh, thank God, hey. 838 00:32:32,408 --> 00:32:33,910 We're live-to-tape in 20. 839 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,453 You're gonna fucking kill it. 840 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:36,996 -[laughs]                    -Okay, come on, let's go. 841 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:39,123 Turnin' it on,                     we turnin' it up 842 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:40,833 Turnin' it on and on and on 843 00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:44,337 [clerk]                            Order 152. 844 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:46,798 I'm sorry we didn't                  make it to dinner. 845 00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:48,257 It's okay. Burgers are good. 846 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,593 How are you so calm right now? 847 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:53,096 [scoffs] I'm not calm. 848 00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:56,641 I'm vibrating at a very high        frequency internally right now. 849 00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:58,810 Just trying to stay mindful, 850 00:32:58,851 --> 00:33:00,853 to reserve my white-hot                   anger for him 851 00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:03,314 instead of letting it decimate          some innocent bystander. 852 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,108 [clerk]                            Order 153. 853 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:08,653 I just... I feel like we should         go find him and just... 854 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,488 We can't do that. 855 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:12,240 We want our daughter                   to tell us stuff. 856 00:33:12,281 --> 00:33:15,118 I mean, she didn't even feel          like she could talk to us. 857 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,411 She was right. 858 00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:17,996 So, instead of murdering him, 859 00:33:18,037 --> 00:33:19,998 I think we should just                   eat some fries. 860 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,416 gentle music 861 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,668 I feel like we're losing her. 862 00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:26,504 We are. 863 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:29,173 -She's pushing us away...       -No, don't say it. Don't say it. 864 00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:30,591 ...and that's exactly              what she's supposed to be 865 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:33,011 -doing right now.                       -I hate it. 866 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,638 -I hate how it feels.                  -I know, I know. 867 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,434 Me too, but we want her to         carve out her own path, right? 868 00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:42,020 And she's ready.                  She's so fucking smart. 869 00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:43,521 I know she is. 870 00:33:43,562 --> 00:33:45,023 But it doesn't matter                 how smart you are, 871 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:47,191 because you're gonna                fuck up along the way. 872 00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:48,818 -Yeah.                               -Right? 873 00:33:48,859 --> 00:33:50,403 Yeah, you're right. 874 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:52,571 -[clerk] Order 160.                 -[indistinct chatter] 875 00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:54,073 [Tina sighs] 876 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:57,368 I think I want a number three. 877 00:33:57,410 --> 00:33:59,328 -Hmm.                     -That's what I usually get. 878 00:33:59,370 --> 00:34:01,497 -I'm gonna get that.             -Before I forget to tell you, 879 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:04,167 it was so sexy watching you               stand up for her. 880 00:34:05,292 --> 00:34:07,253 -Really?                              -Yeah. 881 00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:10,048 Are you flirting with me? 882 00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:12,133 Maybe. 883 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:14,343 I think you are flirting                     with me. 884 00:34:16,678 --> 00:34:18,222 -Hey.                              -Hi, um, 885 00:34:18,263 --> 00:34:20,140 can we get two number threes 886 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,185 -with cheese and...                        -Fries. 887 00:34:22,225 --> 00:34:24,020 -Ooh, yeah, fries.                         -Fries. 888 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,730 And a large Coke. 889 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,064 -Yeah, we can do that.                    -Two straws. 890 00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:28,900 -We're gonna share it.                     -[laughter] 891 00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:30,234 Piddles? 892 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:32,028 [kissing] 893 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:35,698 PJ? I got your favorite. 894 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:39,577 Well, it's technically my         favorite but it's got chicken. 895 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:42,288 -You love chicken.                       -[rustling] 896 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,333 Piddles? 897 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,959 [rustling] 898 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,754 Piddles? 899 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:55,718 I hear you. I hear you. 900 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,553 [screeching] 901 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,430 That's a rat. That's a rat. 902 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,599 Oh! [shudders] 903 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:02,767 Oh... 904 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:05,478 [panting] 905 00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:08,773 Okay, I get it. 906 00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:12,610 I stand by my reasons                    for doing it, 907 00:35:12,652 --> 00:35:14,946 but I should've apologized                  for the rest. 908 00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:16,906 I get it, it's payback. 909 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:20,284 But karma shouldn't hurt cats. 910 00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:22,578 [meowing in distance] 911 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:24,622 optimistic music 912 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:26,457 Piddles? [kissing] 913 00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:27,959 Piddles? 914 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,210 Psst, psst, psst, psst. 915 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:31,170 [meowing] 916 00:35:36,175 --> 00:35:37,468 Where are you? 917 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:38,803 [meowing] 918 00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:47,103 Piddles. Piddles! 919 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,063 Piddles, Piddles, Piddles. 920 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:51,107 Oh, my God. 921 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,483 -[meowing]                        -You're so high. 922 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,318 -Okay.                             -[meowing] 923 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,945 Um... 924 00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:58,364 Yeah, let's just call somebody. 925 00:35:58,406 --> 00:36:00,283 [muttering] 911? 926 00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:02,118 [line ringing] 927 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,828 [dispatcher]                   911. What's your emergency? 928 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:07,248 Hi, um, okay, this is not                  an emergency. 929 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,792 I-I... My cat is-is stuck                   in a tree. 930 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,377 -[meowing]                       -Can you repeat that? 931 00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:19,218 I'm so sorry. 932 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:22,180 Like, obviously I did not          tell them to say any of that. 933 00:36:22,221 --> 00:36:23,556 And I know that's exactly 934 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,057 -what you were afraid of.                 -Yeah. Well... 935 00:36:25,099 --> 00:36:26,976 And so I, well... 936 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,020 -What are you doing?             -[Hendrix] I'm-I'm packing up 937 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,688 my stuff.                          I'm leaving. 938 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,148 Did they fire you? 939 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,524 [Hendrix]                      Angie, take a breath. 940 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:36,319 Everything is okay.                  I chose to resign. 941 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,029 You did not have to do that,                 I could've... 942 00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:39,363 I could've told whoever                    you wanted 943 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:40,948 that it was me                     in the first place. 944 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,366 [Hendrix] Hey, you have               done me a huge favor. 945 00:36:42,408 --> 00:36:44,535 I never should've                     taken this job. 946 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,871 Okay? It's been holding me back.               And now... 947 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,040 I can truly focus                  full-time on my book. 948 00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:51,876 Oh. Okay. 949 00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:53,085 Good for you. 950 00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,797 So you don't work here anymore? 951 00:36:58,174 --> 00:37:01,219 Nope. I'm a free agent. 952 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:03,679 I'm an unemployed writer.           Now, I got to figure out-- 953 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:05,056 Stop talking. 954 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:07,225 I can't ignore you 955 00:37:07,266 --> 00:37:09,810 I really, really want you 956 00:37:09,852 --> 00:37:11,979 So, baby, bring it                      over to me 957 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:14,440 Okay, fuck her. 958 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:15,524 Right? 959 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:16,984 -Yes.                               -Yeah. 960 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:19,612 Also, there's something                  about her face. 961 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:21,656 -Rubs you the wrong way.                     -It does. 962 00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:24,116 Yeah. Don't worry,               she dies in a plane crash. 963 00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:25,243 [laughs] 964 00:37:25,284 --> 00:37:27,078 Thank you for the spoiler. 965 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:29,038 [both laughing] 966 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,582 I really actually                     like this show. 967 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,169 gentle music 968 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,006 -Hi.                                 -Hi. 969 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,864 Are you sure? 970 00:38:03,906 --> 00:38:05,616 I'm sure. 971 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,714 somber music 972 00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:20,965 -Hey.                        -[crying] I'm sorry. 973 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:21,966 -Hey, Carrie.                         -I'm sorry. 974 00:38:22,008 --> 00:38:23,509 It's okay. 975 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,469 I didn't expect to feel               this much, you know? 976 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:26,637 Yeah. 977 00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:27,888 I almost died. 978 00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:29,557 I know, I know. 979 00:38:29,598 --> 00:38:32,518 It hasn't really sunk in yet,               I don't think. 980 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:37,189 Listen, Carrie,                  I'm not going anywhere. 981 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:40,818 Neither are you. 982 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:55,666 -Oh, my God, that's so good.           -[mouth full] Oh, my God. 983 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:57,710 Do you ever miss L.A.? 984 00:38:59,462 --> 00:39:01,630 Mm, no. 985 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,341 Hmm. 986 00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:05,509 Not really. 987 00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:06,927 Mm. 988 00:39:06,969 --> 00:39:08,804 I have you, I could be anywhere. 989 00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:11,182 Yeah, I feel the same way. 990 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,310 I want to spend the rest               of my life with you. 991 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,062 Same. 992 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:20,358 What if we got, um... 993 00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:22,443 Ah. What if we got married? 994 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:25,821 You know? I don't know. 995 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,199 Throw a party for our friends           or something like that. 996 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,825 Something fun. 997 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:33,829 gentle music 998 00:39:33,871 --> 00:39:36,123 That's what the dinner was               supposed to be for. 999 00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:37,625 Really? 1000 00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:39,043 Yeah. 1001 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,923 -[laughs]                 -I can't believe you did that. 1002 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,383 [laughs] 1003 00:39:48,928 --> 00:39:50,179 Do you like it? 1004 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:52,306 Yeah. 1005 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,433 I like it a lot. 1006 00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:59,063 -Can I put it on?                         -Yeah. 1007 00:40:07,696 --> 00:40:09,532 You sure you like it? 1008 00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:11,534 My God, it's been in my bag all      night. It's been killing me. 1009 00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:13,869 Oh, you're so sneaky.           I don't know how you did that. 1010 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,330 -[both laughing]                        -I love it. 1011 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,791 It's so beautiful. 1012 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,419 I love you. 1013 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,129 I love you, too. 1014 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:24,713 -Mm.                             -I'm just... 1015 00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:28,592 I want it on record                that I asked you first. 1016 00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:30,761 Oh, okay. 1017 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,930 But one could argue that ring 1018 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:35,349 is proof that I had                    the idea first. 1019 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:39,812 Okay. One could argue. 1020 00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:42,022 But one wouldn't. 1021 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:47,278 No, one most certainly                     would not. 1022 00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:53,325 [both laugh] 1023 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,869 Where have you been? 1024 00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:57,455 I've been waiting                     my whole life 1025 00:40:57,496 --> 00:41:01,208 For someone like you               to keep me on my light 1026 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:04,128 I've been down, I've been up 1027 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:08,632 Where, where, where                     are you now? 1028 00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:15,764 Sometimes it takes               more time than expected 1029 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:20,436 My patience is running thin             so I keep pretending 1030 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,229 I'm not down, I'm not out 1031 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:26,817 But where, where, where                   are you now? 1032 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:32,156 Ooh, ooh 1033 00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,616 [Misty moaning] 1034 00:41:33,657 --> 00:41:36,118 Is it you? 1035 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,329 [Carrie]                         Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah! 1036 00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:41,499 Ooh 1037 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:44,793 I found you 1038 00:41:48,255 --> 00:41:53,010 I'm not afraid of what's             near and what's coming 1039 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:56,847 I want the love so do away               with the runnin' 1040 00:41:56,889 --> 00:41:59,350 I've been high,                      I've been low 1041 00:41:59,391 --> 00:42:03,521 So when, when, when                    will you show? 1042 00:42:03,562 --> 00:42:06,148 Yeah 1043 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:09,985 Ooh, ooh 1044 00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:13,864 Is it you? 1045 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:18,035 Ooh 1046 00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:21,497 I found you 1047 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,542 All right, all right,                     all right 1048 00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:27,294 On my way to better days 1049 00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:32,550 I never was good at change 1050 00:42:32,591 --> 00:42:37,513 You're the only place                   I want to stay 1051 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:41,517 I found you, I found you 1052 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,894 I found you 1053 00:42:45,145 --> 00:42:48,065 Ooh, I found you 1054 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:52,444 Ooh, it's only you 1055 00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:55,072 [sniffing] 1056 00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:58,701 You 1057 00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:01,287 Oh... 1058 00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:04,832 Oh! 1059 00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:07,835 Is it you? 1060 00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:10,504 Yeah 1061 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:12,506 You 1062 00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:13,591 Oh 1063 00:43:13,632 --> 00:43:15,426 Honey, I found you 1064 00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:16,927 [whooping] 1065 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,929 I found you 1066 00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:22,099 [applause and cheering] 1067 00:43:22,141 --> 00:43:26,437 -[whooping]                          -Yeah, Dre! 1068 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,898 [Dre]   The Lyft driver did not          need to know that about me. 1069 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,191 [Dani]                           Oh, yes, she did. 1070 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,069 She's gonna be like, 1071 00:43:34,111 --> 00:43:36,280 "I drove Dre home the night             of their first show." 1072 00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:37,281 [laughs] 1073 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:39,158 She's never gonna say that. 1074 00:43:39,199 --> 00:43:40,909 Well, I follow her                    on Instagram now, 1075 00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:43,245 so we'll see who's right                    in the end. 1076 00:43:45,664 --> 00:43:47,166 Are-are you going somewhere? 1077 00:43:47,207 --> 00:43:49,918 Yeah, I'm gonna head home. 1078 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,796 Today was the best day                     of my life. 1079 00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:54,131 And I owe you everything. 1080 00:43:54,173 --> 00:43:56,383 -But...                         -[zipper closes] 1081 00:43:58,010 --> 00:44:00,220 I meant what I said earlier. 1082 00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:03,307 I'm falling for you. 1083 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:05,142 tense music 1084 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,268 And if... 1085 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:08,312 you don't feel the same way, 1086 00:44:08,354 --> 00:44:10,981 I should probably head home. 1087 00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:13,275 Protect my heart a little. 1088 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:16,487 So... 1089 00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:20,032 Where you at? 1090 00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:26,747 [indistinct chatter] 1091 00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:28,832 PJ? PJ. Oh, my God. 1092 00:44:28,874 --> 00:44:30,334 Oh, here, you should eat this,              it's really good. 1093 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,752 -[meowing]                           -Hi, honey. 1094 00:44:31,794 --> 00:44:35,964 Oh, thank you so much.                   Thank you. Oh. 1095 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:38,258 Was that so scary? Hi, honey. 1096 00:44:39,843 --> 00:44:43,180 -Beautiful.                          -Hi, Alice. 1097 00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:45,516 [meowing continues] 1098 00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:48,894 "Bad Idea" by Dove Cameron 1099 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:52,147 Oh, my God. That is so annoying. 1100 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:55,192 Could've said                   this day was coming... 1101 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:58,404 -Fuck this day.                  -Nice to see you, too. 1102 00:44:58,445 --> 00:44:59,697 You know what? 1103 00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:01,073 I don't feel the same way,                     Tasha. 1104 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:02,574 -I was being sarcastic.                   -Okay, well, 1105 00:45:02,616 --> 00:45:06,286 as you know,              I have had a very, very bad day. 1106 00:45:06,328 --> 00:45:08,831 Oh, have you? And how am I             supposed to know that? 1107 00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:10,624 Oh, I don't know,              because I've been in the news 1108 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,668 for the last 24 hours                  about everywhere. 1109 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:14,253 I mean, you've seen it, right?            They've all seen it. 1110 00:45:14,294 --> 00:45:16,088 [Tasha] Well, this may               come as a shock to you, 1111 00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:19,299 but I don't actually have a        Google Alert set to your name. 1112 00:45:19,341 --> 00:45:21,885 Right. Because you hate                celebrity culture. 1113 00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:24,346 It's just so vapid,                 it's so meaningless, 1114 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:25,806 and blah, blah, blah. 1115 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:27,349 You never change. 1116 00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:28,559 Well, I take that                    as a compliment. 1117 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,060 It wasn't intended as one. 1118 00:45:30,102 --> 00:45:31,395 -[meows]                   -Yeah, let's get out of here. 1119 00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:33,063 Thank you very much, everybody, 1120 00:45:33,105 --> 00:45:35,858 present company excluded, 1121 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:37,568 for saving my kitten. 1122 00:45:37,609 --> 00:45:40,821 We're happy together again.           Have a wonderful evening. 1123 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,740 Heroes. Heroes. 1124 00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:44,575 Something, face to face 1125 00:45:44,616 --> 00:45:46,493 Alice, wait. 1126 00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:48,078 I know I shouldn't do it,              but I'm gonna do it 1127 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,329 Seems exactly                    where I shouldn't go 1128 00:45:49,371 --> 00:45:51,081 I'm running to it... 1129 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,583 There's paperwork. 1130 00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:54,209 I got a lot of sins 1131 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:55,878 But you're my favorite 1132 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:57,755 Baby, you're a bad idea 1133 00:45:57,796 --> 00:46:00,090 But I could do                     a few more years 1134 00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:02,634 I've got a little                      left in here 1135 00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:04,928 Funny how you reappear 1136 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,680 In the nick of time 1137 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,682 I guess it didn't die 1138 00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:10,768 Can't say we didn't try 102716

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