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When you said
you were taking me to Spain,
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I thought we'd eat tapas
and stroll the Riviera.
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Not watch defenseless animals
get killed.
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It's just a pit stop!
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Afterwards, we'll hit up
the flamingo thing you wanted.
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Flamenco.
It's art through dance.
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Now watch your dad
work his magic.
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Hey, pal.
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You got three punctured organs
and 30 seconds to live.
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Any unfulfilled desires
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from your
tragically short life?
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What if I could give you
that dream after you die?
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That you could have the freedom
to fishbrain and soul grind
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for eternity under my care?
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All you have to do
is sell me your soul.
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Uh, yeah, don't do it.
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Just spit here.
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Spit!
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Spit right there. Spit.
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- Jesus Christ.
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Congrats, sweetie.
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You just witnessed
your first soul collection.
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Yeah, congrats.
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You duped a guy
into signing a contract
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he didn't even read to go
where and do what exactly?
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I just fulfilled
his ultimate desire.
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Dude, I've heard
straight preachers
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warn about eternal damnation.
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I've seen Little Nicky.
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Western culture's given you
a misguided view
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of how I operate.
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I'm actually very above board,
morally speaking.
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Then, like, show me
his eternity under your care.
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I mean,
if you want me to consent
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to join a siren seed someday,
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I gotta know
what I'm consenting to, right?
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Exactly!
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It's about fucking time.
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Come on! Hot damn!
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You're gonna love this place
so much,
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you're gonna want
to kill yourself to join!
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Don't yet, okay?
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Yet?
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Welcome to my Soul Hole.
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Take a whiff.
- What the fuck?
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The smell
is my favorite part.
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Sit on me!
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I'm a chaise lounge.
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Sing Billy Joel to me.
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It's the only thing
that makes me come.
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Morally above board, huh?
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Well, the thing is, you see,
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souls are super valuable
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because they power
the universe.
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This is a tiny collection
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compared to my Soul Imperium
in hell.
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But I'm seeing steady growth!
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So you trick innocent people
into signing up
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for this torture porn flophouse
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so you can have more power.
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Well, it's not torture.
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What you're seeing
is absolute free will.
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Look at our friend over there,
rollerblading around the room.
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Happier than a pig in shit.
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I guess.
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What the fuck?
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You call that free will?
- Yeah!
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See, that guy wants
to rollerblade.
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Those guys want
to eat rollerbladers.
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Free will means no limits.
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He'll regenerate eventually.
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So he can do it
all over again?
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Yeah, that's the way
it works here.
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Man, this is some real
messed up libertarian bullshit.
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Ah, you're being
pretty reductive.
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Oh, fuck yes, they're here!
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Ooh, yeah, I think
that's my cue to skedaddle.
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No, no, honey--
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Snake with Arms said
he'd introduce me
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to the Step Up franchise.
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And between
a hot, sweaty Channing
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and that burger gobbler--
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The hole can be overwhelming.
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But seeing newbies arrive
will change you forever.
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Fine.
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But this is your last chance
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before I stan my Chan.
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Goddamn, I love that Chan.
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Hey.
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Hey, Laura! What's up?
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Yeah, so I caught Irwin
hoarding anger leeches
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for his
substitute teaching gig,
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so I set off a bug bomb
to prevent another infestation.
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Can I crash here for the night?
- Oh.
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Uh, sorry, Laur.
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It's-- it's not a good time.
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Try the Thompsons.
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Their normcore lifestyle
screams Murphy bed.
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You're the only neighbor
I haven't threatened
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physical violence to, so--
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Ugh, fine. Fine, come on in.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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Oh, well, you must be exhausted
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from your bug massacre
or whatever.
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Let's get you to bed.
- Bed? It's 8:35.
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Okay, here's a pillow.
There's the bed.
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You know what to do.
- Ah!
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Hey, Darlene--
Night, Laur!
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What the--
are you kidding me?
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Is this because I wouldn't go
see Sade with you?
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Hello?
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Darlene?
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Ugh.
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Okay.
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Holy shit, this place looks
a lot smaller on the outside.
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Ah!
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There we go.
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Mama needs her medicine.
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What do we got here?
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I want that brown stuff.
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Couple of cubes of ice
in that, please!
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Ah!
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Hey, I was saving that
for a special occasion!
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Gus, are you okay?
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What did she do to you?
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Gus?
I'm okay, Leeny.
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I just got the bejesus
scared out of me, that's all.
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Made a little piss.
- Wait a minute.
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Darlene, you know this ghost?
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Laur, this is my husband.
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Ex-husband.
- Who are you?
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A wrestling coach?
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That was good.
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Why do all dads like boats?
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Was there a meeting
or something?
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Wait till you see
how excited they get.
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It's like a baby eating
chocolate for the first time.
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All right, here we go.
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Any minute now.
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Huh.
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Where are my fucking souls?
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Uh, that might explain it.
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"Dear Satan,
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"Thanks for the souls.
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"Biggleheim will pay
big bucks for them.
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Eat shit.
Marv, the Beast Guard."
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That backstabbing son of a--
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Who's Biggleheim?
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Biggleheim's not a person.
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It's a place.
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The hub of the soul trade.
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A funhouse trash heap
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where corporate con artists
trick souls
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into eternal suffering
by offering
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roller coaster rides
and branded swag.
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We gotta get my souls back
before it's too late!
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Those souls sound better off
in Biggleheim
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than your Soul Bowl.
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Soul Hole!
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And didn't you hear what
I just said about Biggleheim?
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Yeah!
Branded swag, roller coasters.
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It sounds cool.
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Man, your selective hearing
is on fire today.
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It's an evil place, Chrissy.
- And this isn't?
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I think you've been sniffing
your own farts
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for way too long.
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You're gonna wish
you were eating my farts
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once I show you a place
of torture and torment!
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We're going to Biggleheim!
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Relax your grip, baby. Good.
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I thought
both your exes ran off
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with Russian catfishers.
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Oh, that was
hubbies one and two.
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Gus was number three.
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We were in the process
of mending fences
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when he died.
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One moment,
I'm getting my new
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Craigslist business
up and running.
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The next, a weather satellite's
crashing on my head.
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Luck of the Slovaks, I guess.
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Darlene, how long has Gus
been here like that?
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Uh, I noticed he was here
when my broken bidet
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started working again.
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Gus always loved me
with a clean caboose.
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That was a few months back.
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Mo--months?
Oh, fuck.
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What?
- Ghost can only stay
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on the corporeal plane
for so long
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before they turn into wraiths.
- What?
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Vengeful spirits who hunt
the living and feed off misery.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
Gus couldn't hurt a fly.
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Show me where you keep
your most precious memories
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from your relationship.
- What? Why?
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Oh, man.
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Uh-oh.
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He doesn't look good.
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Man, I'm feeling strange, Leeny.
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Like when I opened
that hookah restaurant
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on top of that open gas line?
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Oh!
- Do it now!
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Just give me a moment
to mourn that hand!
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- Darlene.
- It did things to me
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you'd never believe.
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- Ugh.
- Boom, boom.
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Welcome to the Biggleheim,
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where remarkable souls
like you have the freedom
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to choose your own afterlife.
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Milady.
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No wonder you're so sensitive
about your Soul Hole, Dad.
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I mean, how could anyone
compete with this?
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Stop!
- What are you doing?
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We need disguises
to sneak inside.
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You want dibs on being
the big pretzel?
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No? Okay.
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Why are we sneaking?
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Eh, I'm a rebel
of the industry.
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So much so,
the Biggleheim schmucks
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banned me from re-entering
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and revoked
my soul-collecting license.
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Pretty rock and roll, huh?
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Yeah, the Phil Spector
part of rock and roll.
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Phil Spector!
I love Phil Spector.
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I got the Christmas album.
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Welcome to Biggleheim,
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where your afterlife
awaits you.
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Funky like a chicken?
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You like to fuck chickens?
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Come to Polymelia afterlife
and get a hug.
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Two of them!
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Wow! Mutton chops? Who knew?
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So are all these booths run
by real gods?
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There are no gods, Chrissy.
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Some douchebags invented
that concept
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to manipulate naive souls
like yours to their cause.
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These afterlives are run
by eternal beings
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called primordials.
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That's what I am.
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PRIMORDIAL 1:
Slip and slide here.
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PRIMORDIAL 2:
Mormon afterlife over here!
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No birth control allowed.
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Seems like these souls
get to live plush,
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peaceful afterlives,
and yours get ripped to shreds.
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Make some noise
for the Biggleheim Angels!
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Whoa!
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Oh, fucking kill me.
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B-B-B-B-Biggleheim!
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Y'all having
a good time tonight?
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I can't hear you!
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I said, are you having
a good time tonight or what?
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Yeow!
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♪ Heaven is a place
for each of you ♪
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♪ I promise you,
this much is true ♪
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♪ So come and join
our paradise ♪
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♪ It's limitless
and really nice ♪
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♪ Heaven ♪
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♪ The place to be somebody ♪
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♪ In death ♪
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Now, this is an afterlife
where souls would actually
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want to spend eternity.
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It's like they're BTS
and you're some old guy
261
00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:56,271
who records BTS covers
in their mom's basement.
262
00:08:56,338 --> 00:08:58,378
These are the assholes
I was talking about!
263
00:08:58,443 --> 00:09:02,023
They're frat boys trying
to make you drink their piss!
264
00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:02,994
Oh!
265
00:09:03,052 --> 00:09:04,562
There's that rat bastard Marv.
266
00:09:04,622 --> 00:09:06,232
Okay, Chrissy, let's go!
267
00:09:06,292 --> 00:09:09,972
Where'd she--I should have
brought the leash.
268
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,703
I still don't understand
why I gotta get rid of
269
00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,270
all these precious memories.
270
00:09:13,339 --> 00:09:15,409
Most of this stuff is dildos
and gardening tools, Darlene.
271
00:09:15,477 --> 00:09:17,007
Yeah, that's my entire 40s!
272
00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,420
Unfinished business
is the reason Gus can't go.
273
00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:21,685
He died while trying to mend
your broken marriage.
274
00:09:21,757 --> 00:09:23,157
His unfinished business is you.
275
00:09:23,226 --> 00:09:24,596
That's the sweetest
thing I've ever heard.
276
00:09:24,662 --> 00:09:26,532
No.
We need to cut all ties
277
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,240
between you two
so he can cross over.
278
00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:29,942
Cross over?
I just got settled.
279
00:09:30,006 --> 00:09:32,776
Leeny-Beany-Tortellini and I
are doing gangbusters.
280
00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:34,245
My online business
in ladies' fashion
281
00:09:34,314 --> 00:09:36,424
is gonna get off the ground
any day now.
282
00:09:36,485 --> 00:09:38,055
I can feel it
in my garter belt.
283
00:09:38,122 --> 00:09:40,592
Aha! Divorce papers.
Oh, God.
284
00:09:40,661 --> 00:09:42,771
This will help you remember
how much you hated each other.
285
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:43,872
If I didn't know any better,
286
00:09:43,934 --> 00:09:45,814
I'd say this
was unnecessarily cruel.
287
00:09:45,871 --> 00:09:47,711
Darlene, you called Gus
a serial adulterer...
288
00:09:47,775 --> 00:09:48,775
Yeah?
- Who cheated on you
289
00:09:48,844 --> 00:09:49,784
multiple times.
Yeah?
290
00:09:49,846 --> 00:09:50,916
Doesn't that sting?
291
00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:52,251
It wasn't multiple times, Laura.
292
00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:54,517
It was one time
with multiple people.
293
00:09:54,589 --> 00:09:55,929
Actually,
it was multiple times
294
00:09:55,991 --> 00:09:57,831
with multiple people,
but one family.
295
00:09:57,895 --> 00:09:59,055
Lot of sisters.
296
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,231
Darlene convinced you
that you were
297
00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:02,510
the star of a Truman Show-like
experiment
298
00:10:02,572 --> 00:10:03,712
entitled,
What's All the Gus About?
299
00:10:03,774 --> 00:10:04,914
I still stand by that title.
300
00:10:04,976 --> 00:10:06,446
But her abuse
did reunite me
301
00:10:06,513 --> 00:10:07,683
with my biological father,
302
00:10:07,748 --> 00:10:09,548
who then turned out
to be a paid actor!
303
00:10:09,619 --> 00:10:11,189
- Argh!
- Laura.
304
00:10:11,255 --> 00:10:12,855
Let's not get our panties
in a bunch.
305
00:10:12,925 --> 00:10:14,625
Speaking of,
the duck pattern pair
306
00:10:14,696 --> 00:10:16,226
you got on
is a real nice choice.
307
00:10:16,298 --> 00:10:17,198
What the? Why, you
308
00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:18,767
Norman Bates
peeping motherfucker!
309
00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:21,007
Stop fighting!
Stop fighting right now, okay?
310
00:10:21,075 --> 00:10:22,545
There is no
unfinished business.
311
00:10:22,612 --> 00:10:23,582
Our love is strong.
312
00:10:23,647 --> 00:10:25,017
Stronger than death!
313
00:10:26,118 --> 00:10:27,388
Oh, God. Okay.
314
00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:30,834
Let's maybe put unfinished
business back on the table.
315
00:10:30,895 --> 00:10:32,765
Thumb Realm
is like Palm Springs.
316
00:10:32,832 --> 00:10:35,072
Weather's always nice,
and we have a heated pool!
317
00:10:36,305 --> 00:10:37,935
You're gonna love my afterlife,
little girl.
318
00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:40,049
The email list, by the way,
is really just
319
00:10:40,113 --> 00:10:41,523
a community bulletin
type thing.
320
00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:42,823
We really won't advertise--
321
00:10:42,885 --> 00:10:44,855
Beat it, you fat fucking toe!
322
00:10:44,923 --> 00:10:46,663
Hey, man.
The lady can speak for herself.
323
00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:49,796
The lady is alive and 13.
324
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,666
Hmm.
Come find me when you die.
325
00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:54,036
Ah, man.
This thumb guy's so cool!
326
00:10:54,107 --> 00:10:56,107
He runs this, like, resort
with a giant projector
327
00:10:56,178 --> 00:10:58,578
so his souls can watch movies
on the lawn.
328
00:10:58,650 --> 00:10:59,950
You should take some tips!
329
00:11:00,019 --> 00:11:01,489
You won't make a verbal
agreement with me,
330
00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:03,786
now you're signing up
for other afterlives?
331
00:11:03,861 --> 00:11:06,171
Who knows what dystopian
shitstorm that asshole runs.
332
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:08,602
You trick souls into living
in a pit of agony.
333
00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:09,610
Hanging with that thumb
334
00:11:09,672 --> 00:11:11,682
couldn't be worse
than your Soul Hole.
335
00:11:11,743 --> 00:11:13,213
I know you're a kid who
thinks the hereafter
336
00:11:13,279 --> 00:11:14,879
should be sunshine
and ice cream,
337
00:11:14,949 --> 00:11:17,789
and you judge me for being
the genius who created hell.
338
00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:20,325
If you created hell,
then why aren't you there?
339
00:11:20,393 --> 00:11:23,203
Why are you running a shithole
ambulance chasing on Earth?
340
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,136
Before you came along,
I commanded fear and respect
341
00:11:26,205 --> 00:11:28,305
from every goddamn
belief system ever created!
342
00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:30,046
And now you're trying
to convince yourself
343
00:11:30,113 --> 00:11:31,953
that you're still on top
because you don't want to admit
344
00:11:32,017 --> 00:11:35,117
you're an outdated fossil!
345
00:11:35,189 --> 00:11:37,389
I had this stupid idea
that having a child
346
00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:38,630
would make me stronger.
347
00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,497
But you're just
too fucking naive!
348
00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:42,608
You're never gonna get this
until you open your eyes
349
00:11:42,672 --> 00:11:44,242
and experience it.
350
00:11:44,308 --> 00:11:46,108
Big pretzel out.
351
00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:50,619
Goddamn,
she takes after her mother.
352
00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:53,358
I'm telling you,
I got two of them now.
353
00:11:53,426 --> 00:11:54,456
Go, quick,
quick, quick, quick.
354
00:11:54,529 --> 00:11:55,799
Quick, quick, quick.
355
00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,004
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
356
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:59,737
Quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick.
357
00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,236
My souls!
358
00:12:01,308 --> 00:12:02,848
All right,
a little bit to the left.
359
00:12:02,912 --> 00:12:04,782
To the left.
Okay, that's great.
360
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,149
Now drop it slow--
361
00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:07,418
Hey, Marv.
362
00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:09,457
Any last word before
I finger your eyes out
363
00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:10,685
and fuck your empty skull?
364
00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:11,901
Just a couple.
365
00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:13,203
We got him!
366
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,966
Quick, quick,
quick, quick.
367
00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:17,166
No need to struggle, Satan,
368
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,310
'cause we ain't ever gonna
let you go from our hearts.
369
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,280
Or our clutches.
370
00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:31,372
I'll never get this shit
until I live it?
371
00:12:31,435 --> 00:12:33,465
Well, fuck you, Dad!
372
00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,210
Who's living now?
373
00:12:37,447 --> 00:12:39,817
Happy Hour,
boat to Thumb Realm at 6:00.
374
00:12:39,886 --> 00:12:41,516
Free drink ticket.
375
00:12:41,589 --> 00:12:45,059
Huh, I guess I gotta open
my eyes and experience it.
376
00:12:45,129 --> 00:12:47,399
Oh, no! There's so many
afterlives recruiting me.
377
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:48,867
It's like, oh,
this is so awkward!
378
00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:50,607
I mean, I was popular
in high school,
379
00:12:50,674 --> 00:12:52,714
but who would have thought I'd
be popular in the afterlife?
380
00:12:58,957 --> 00:12:59,927
- Whoa!
381
00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:01,463
What the...
382
00:13:01,529 --> 00:13:03,269
Hmm.
383
00:13:14,555 --> 00:13:16,925
I didn't recognize you
in that whacked out man-suit.
384
00:13:16,993 --> 00:13:18,263
Didn't recognize you
385
00:13:18,329 --> 00:13:20,129
without your boss's dick
in your mouth.
386
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,499
Back in the day,
you would have never
387
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:23,209
fallen for a trap like this.
388
00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:25,012
You're weaker
than ever now.
389
00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:25,936
I can't believe
your bitch ass
390
00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:27,081
sold me out to these jag-offs.
391
00:13:27,147 --> 00:13:28,647
They offered me my own realm.
392
00:13:28,717 --> 00:13:29,847
It's open concept.
393
00:13:29,919 --> 00:13:30,919
Everything's buffet style.
394
00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:32,388
Spare me, shitbag!
395
00:13:36,365 --> 00:13:39,765
Shit's about to get biblical, bitches.
396
00:13:39,839 --> 00:13:41,979
Chrissy!
So glad to see you dead.
397
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:44,013
Oh, this place
is so great and classy!
398
00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:46,091
Hey, everybody.
This is Chrissy.
399
00:13:46,151 --> 00:13:47,351
She's here for pool hour.
400
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,460
Why do they all look
like thumbs?
401
00:13:49,525 --> 00:13:50,955
Here in Thumb Realm,
we all take on
402
00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:52,798
the one true and pure form.
403
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:56,005
All is balanced,
fair, peaceful.
404
00:13:58,677 --> 00:13:59,907
That thumb get too much sun?
405
00:13:59,979 --> 00:14:01,249
Pool time is over!
406
00:14:01,315 --> 00:14:02,345
Game time!
407
00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:04,387
Why don't we show Chrissy
Thumb Print?
408
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,563
Chrissy,
you're gonna love this.
409
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:12,040
I present the Great Thumb!
410
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:14,443
It measures our love
for thumbness!
411
00:14:14,509 --> 00:14:17,079
Huh. Okay.
412
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,887
Who wants to go first?
413
00:14:19,952 --> 00:14:21,692
How about you?
414
00:14:21,756 --> 00:14:23,556
Oh, uh.
Yes, of course, Thumb.
415
00:14:23,627 --> 00:14:25,497
No problem.
416
00:14:29,839 --> 00:14:31,109
This is a Dybbuk Box.
417
00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:32,035
It won't cure him,
but it sure as shit
418
00:14:32,110 --> 00:14:33,480
will contain him forever.
419
00:14:33,547 --> 00:14:34,407
I don't know, Laura.
420
00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:36,021
I already put Gus
in one wooden box.
421
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:37,715
I--I don't want to do it again.
422
00:14:37,788 --> 00:14:39,488
- Break it off, Darlene!
- I can't!
423
00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:41,499
Even the bad memories seem
not so bad now.
424
00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:44,133
You're romanticizing
a toxic relationship.
425
00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:46,371
Okay, and you and Satan
didn't have good times?
426
00:14:46,438 --> 00:14:48,178
He's made my life
a living hell!
427
00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:49,782
Without him, you wouldn't
have Chrissy, right?
428
00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:51,676
Oh, whatever. I'm doing this.
429
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,020
It's okay, baby.
430
00:14:53,085 --> 00:14:54,485
Don't be scared.
431
00:15:05,076 --> 00:15:07,406
Leeny! I love you!
432
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,620
Gus-Gus!
433
00:15:08,683 --> 00:15:10,053
Ooh!
434
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:11,659
I'm still going in!
435
00:15:11,723 --> 00:15:12,763
I'm still going--
436
00:15:12,825 --> 00:15:14,485
Darlene, no!
437
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,498
Uh-oh.
438
00:15:23,379 --> 00:15:25,079
So, Alan, how does thumbness
439
00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:26,989
help you
in your day-to-day life?
440
00:15:27,053 --> 00:15:29,963
Uh, we--well, when I think
of how fleshy
441
00:15:30,026 --> 00:15:34,066
and--and stumpy I am,
I never feel down!
442
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,704
You use pleasant words,
but the Great Thumb
443
00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:36,941
sees through your lies.
444
00:15:37,006 --> 00:15:38,376
What? No!
445
00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:41,252
Thumbness
is a "dream thumb true."
446
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,645
Ah, fuck it!
447
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,860
I hate thumbs!
448
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:45,992
I miss my fingers
and my genitals!
449
00:15:46,993 --> 00:15:48,163
Oh, fuck!
450
00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:51,299
So fun. Who's next?
451
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,608
- You're insane!
- Hey, now.
452
00:15:53,673 --> 00:15:56,083
Check yourself,
or you'll get thumbed.
453
00:15:56,145 --> 00:15:57,875
Shit, my dad was right.
454
00:16:00,186 --> 00:16:02,556
Stick yourself up an ass,
you fucking thumb!
455
00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:06,099
Ah, shit!
456
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,095
I'm stuck! This sucks!
457
00:16:08,169 --> 00:16:09,469
What sucks?
458
00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:11,279
That you're on your back
like an amputated turtle?
459
00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:14,551
Oh, bend,
you useless fucking knuckles!
460
00:16:16,986 --> 00:16:18,016
Damn it!
461
00:16:18,088 --> 00:16:19,758
I only had some hands!
462
00:16:22,598 --> 00:16:24,498
Oh, thank you!
Thank you so much!
463
00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:27,239
With Thumb gone, we can make
this place a real paradise!
464
00:16:27,307 --> 00:16:28,937
Uh, I--
I gotta go find my dad.
465
00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:30,310
He needs help with a thing,
466
00:16:30,379 --> 00:16:32,049
but have fun
thinking for yourselves again!
467
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,216
Oh, wait, wait,
we're gonna have
468
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:36,055
lots of good thinking times!
Ha!
469
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:39,567
Darlene?
470
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:40,772
I should warn you,
471
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,774
I get violent at hide and seek.
472
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:43,566
Ask Chrissy.
473
00:16:54,795 --> 00:16:56,095
Oh, God.
474
00:16:56,164 --> 00:16:58,104
Okay. Um...
475
00:17:00,941 --> 00:17:03,081
Oh, fuck!
476
00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:12,197
Leeny!
477
00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:13,733
Oh, God!
478
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,100
I have a confession to make!
479
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,111
I'm not
his unfinished business!
480
00:17:18,175 --> 00:17:19,305
What?
481
00:17:19,377 --> 00:17:20,807
We started
a business together.
482
00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:23,151
We wanted to succeed as a team,
even if it was
483
00:17:23,219 --> 00:17:24,989
just selling my used underwear online.
484
00:17:25,056 --> 00:17:26,426
Oh, God, Darlene!
485
00:17:26,491 --> 00:17:28,501
Not that it matters!
Nothing sold.
486
00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:30,903
We're gonna die 'cause nobody
wants my dumpy dundees!
487
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:31,998
Okay, so what you're saying
488
00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:33,740
is if someone buys
your underwear...
489
00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:37,347
His actual business will be
complete and he'll leave, yes.
490
00:17:37,413 --> 00:17:38,953
But it has to be
from a stranger!
491
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,717
He'll know we're pitying him.
492
00:17:40,787 --> 00:17:42,587
Who do we know that would buy
your dirty underwear?
493
00:17:42,658 --> 00:17:43,628
Wait.
494
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:47,938
Hello?
495
00:17:48,002 --> 00:17:49,242
Buy what now?
496
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:52,748
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
497
00:17:52,811 --> 00:17:54,521
God, you son of a bitch!
498
00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:00,627
Darlene?
499
00:18:00,694 --> 00:18:01,934
What--what happened?
500
00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:03,296
Good news. Online perverts
501
00:18:03,365 --> 00:18:05,065
are sexually attracted
to your wife.
502
00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:06,566
We got our first sale?
503
00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:08,279
Oh, Leeny-Beany!
504
00:18:08,342 --> 00:18:10,952
I told you, great collection,
great hips, great--
505
00:18:11,014 --> 00:18:12,724
♪ Lady ♪
506
00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:14,185
Oh!
507
00:18:16,024 --> 00:18:17,334
Goodbye, Gus.
508
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:19,233
Thanks for the memories.
509
00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:21,467
Goodbye, Darlene.
510
00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:23,436
Hey, real quick, are--
are you gonna send me
511
00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:25,706
my half of the money, or...
512
00:18:25,777 --> 00:18:27,047
You know, you keep it.
513
00:18:27,113 --> 00:18:30,023
I'll hit you up for it
on the flip-side!
514
00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:33,561
Hey, you okay?
515
00:18:33,627 --> 00:18:34,797
I think so.
516
00:18:34,862 --> 00:18:37,072
It'll be nice getting back
to the single life.
517
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:39,343
There's a speed dating event
down by the adult bookstore
518
00:18:39,404 --> 00:18:40,614
tomorrow if you want to--
- No, no.
519
00:18:40,674 --> 00:18:42,244
I'd rather go die
in a bug bomb.
520
00:18:49,525 --> 00:18:52,425
Did I just get
the craziest deja vu?
521
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,537
Or is this exactly how you
looked when we...
522
00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:55,942
♪ Kicked your ass out of hell ♪
523
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,844
- Kicked out?
- Fuck hell!
524
00:18:57,908 --> 00:18:59,378
I got a new thing going on.
525
00:18:59,444 --> 00:19:01,114
Word from Wibby Turkle
is that girl of yours
526
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:03,351
is a powerful little bastard.
527
00:19:03,419 --> 00:19:05,259
So that's what this
is all about.
528
00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:06,763
We can't have you
and your Lucifreak
529
00:19:06,826 --> 00:19:09,196
grabbing up all the power
for yourselves, now, can we?
530
00:19:09,264 --> 00:19:11,074
Boss feels
that wouldn't be fair.
531
00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:13,644
Where is that Beelzebaby,
B-T-dubs?
532
00:19:13,707 --> 00:19:15,737
When you find it, you better
bring a fucking army!
533
00:19:15,811 --> 00:19:17,581
I'm talking tanks! Nukes!
534
00:19:17,648 --> 00:19:20,248
Golems that shoot lasers
out of their dicks!
535
00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:23,159
Because Chrissy don't take shit
from nobody!
536
00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:25,625
She gets that from me.
We're rebels.
537
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:28,367
How sweet.
But heart to heart...
538
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,035
♪ Time to cut out yours ♪
539
00:19:34,247 --> 00:19:36,487
- See?
540
00:19:36,552 --> 00:19:38,192
What did I tell you?
541
00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:40,555
Hey! Get that bitch!
542
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,057
Quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick.
543
00:19:58,128 --> 00:20:00,198
Hey, girl, it's time to die!
544
00:20:02,103 --> 00:20:06,883
Get away from my daughter!
545
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,165
Fuck this.
546
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,244
We outie.
547
00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,812
This ain't over, Satan.
548
00:20:36,873 --> 00:20:40,213
Not by a long shot.
549
00:20:48,295 --> 00:20:50,795
Could a fossil go nuclear
like that?
550
00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:52,167
Fuck no.
551
00:20:52,236 --> 00:20:53,266
Hey, thanks for the save.
552
00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,738
Yeah, back at you.
553
00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:55,809
You were right.
554
00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:57,107
This place blows chunks.
555
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,620
So, you've come around, huh?
556
00:20:58,683 --> 00:21:00,323
Finally see the wisdom
of the Soul Hole?
557
00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:01,486
Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
558
00:21:01,556 --> 00:21:02,786
The Soul Hole's still
a shit place
559
00:21:02,858 --> 00:21:04,558
fucked up
beyond all imagination.
560
00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:05,898
It's just not the worst place
out there.
561
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,274
That's fair enough.
562
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,613
Come on, kiddo.
Let's get out of here.
563
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:18,594
Hey, Dad,
what the angel said about you
564
00:21:18,656 --> 00:21:20,786
getting kicked out of hell,
was that true?
565
00:21:20,861 --> 00:21:24,501
Is that why everyone
now thinks you're a loser?
566
00:21:24,568 --> 00:21:27,938
Um, yeah, I guess.
567
00:21:28,008 --> 00:21:29,478
Pretty rock and roll.
568
00:21:31,148 --> 00:21:33,518
Speaking of, you want to go
mess with Phil Spector's soul?
569
00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:34,556
I know where it is.
570
00:21:34,622 --> 00:21:35,992
Yeah, I'd like that.
571
00:21:42,236 --> 00:21:43,536
So how was your weekend?
572
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:45,036
It was actually pretty good.
573
00:21:45,109 --> 00:21:46,279
Yeah?
574
00:21:46,344 --> 00:21:48,054
What'd you do,
wipe out a fairy forest?
575
00:21:48,115 --> 00:21:50,845
Dad's not as two-dimensional
as you think.
576
00:21:51,454 --> 00:21:53,834
Uh, okay.
577
00:21:53,893 --> 00:21:56,003
What'd that fucker say
about me this time?
578
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,536
Nothing.
579
00:22:00,339 --> 00:22:02,009
Well, that's right.
580
00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:03,576
He better not.
581
00:22:05,382 --> 00:22:09,192
Because if he did, I would say
something to him that--
582
00:22:09,257 --> 00:22:10,857
say something back, so...
583
00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:12,829
And he knows it.
584
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:15,198
He knows he can't say shit.
585
00:22:15,269 --> 00:22:16,869
Got nothing to say to me.
586
00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:21,353
If he was like, "You're ugly,"
587
00:22:21,414 --> 00:22:23,854
I'd be like...
588
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,420
"You are."
589
00:22:27,159 --> 00:22:30,169
Uh, whoa,
is that a bird's nest?
590
00:22:30,232 --> 00:22:32,342
I didn't know they're--no.
591
00:22:33,338 --> 00:22:35,438
That's just a pile of sticks.
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