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[Adult Adam] Back in the '80s,
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the Oscars crowned the best
dramatic films of the time.
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Nothing could beat
a heart-wrenching story,
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masterful direction,
or a powerful performance.
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My family, however,
didn't think so.
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Places in the Heart.
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Who cares about
a lady saving a farm?
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Sally Field needs to stick
to being the Bandit's
main squeeze.
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The Bandit was clearly
a criminal.
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Smokey's the star,
in my book.
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And that's why
he's the fun husband.
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Splashshould've
swept everything.
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It taught the important lesson
that fish can talk and love!
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What I want to know is,
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where are all the great
mother-son movies?
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And mother-daughter
movies.
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No need to include me
in whatever cuckoo bananas
you're about to share.
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A mom and her Schmoo
rescue an ark from the Nazis.
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She and her squish
go top-gunning.
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A mama and her three poopies
hunt down a killer shark.
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These movies write themselves.
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Because no one else
is going to.
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Oh! They're announcing
Best Picture!
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And the winner is...
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-Amadeus!
-[both booing]
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Oh, that's a shame.
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Amadeus--
it's not even a real word.
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Amadeus is Wolfgang Mozart's
middle name.
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The movie's about
his musical genius
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and his rival Salieri's
murderous jealousy.
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Before he composed anything,
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his mother composed him
in her lady tuba.
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Lady tuba?
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Well, then there needs
to be a prequel
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that focuses only on her--
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Mom-adeus.
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I will
never see that.
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We haven't been to the movies
since we had our baby,
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so how do you know
what "Amadeus" is about?
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Uh.
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Hey, Schmoo, when are you gonna
be up there thanking me
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and hilariously forgetting
to thank your wife?
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Probably never because
the Academy doesn't appreciate
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how hard a comedy is to write.
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I toiled over
my most recent script,
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a spoof of
A Passage to India
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called A Passage to Lydia.
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[laughs] Lydia!
That's a lady's name!
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Have you seen
the original movie?
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Why would I watch something
I'm just gonna make fun of?
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It's about racial prejudice
during the British
colonial era.
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Oh, is it?
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[stammers]
According to the poster.
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Exactly how many movies
have you seen
without me, Geoff?
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You know, uh,
close to none.
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Drama.
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I'm on the edge
of my floor!
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Shh!
This is the best part.
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How...many?
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The normal amount.
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Give me the number,
husband.
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She's so powerful
in this.
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The tension is too much.
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It's like watching the sequel
to Who Ate My Cream Cheese?
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All of them, okay?
I've seen all the movies!
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Sometimes twice!
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-Yes!
-Predictable, but satisfying.
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They're flawed characters,
but you root for 'em!
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♪♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪♪
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♪♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say ♪♪
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♪♪ I don't know the future ♪♪
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♪♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪♪
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[Adult Adam]
It was January 18th,
1980-something,
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and my newly single mom
wasn't good at picking up
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on attention
from the opposite sex.
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Hey, Beverly,
let me help you with that.
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Especially when it came from
her charming co-worker,
Mr. Perott.
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Wow.
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Whatever's in there
smells great.
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Or is that you?
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It's the seven lasagnas.
[chuckles]
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My fridge at home
just doesn't have the space.
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-Oh.
-Helen, I love that blouse.
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It's the same one
I wore yesterday.
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I woke up in the park.
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But the less you know,
the less likely you'll be
called in to testify.
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Speaking of nice outfits,
that's a great sweater,
Beverly.
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Thank you, Joe.
I don't love
that shirt on you.
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It draws all the color
out of your face,
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and you're already very pale
to begin with.
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[Adult Adam] Yep,
she really wasn't
used to attention.
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[sighs] Terrible news.
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Ms. Kramer was home gardening,
and she hoe'd off
her pinky toe.
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-Oh, no.
-How horrible!
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Been there.
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Worse yet, she's the only
faculty member
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that I could bamboozle into
running the yearbook committee.
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I'd be happy to take over.
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Thank you, Beverly,
but be prepared
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to waste hours
of your life on this.
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I can help out.
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We can waste hours
of our lives together.
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-Wait, what's happening?
-Thank you, Joe.
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I-It's really just
a one-person job.
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I'd love to get started.
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-What's your afternoon
looking like?-I'm totally free.
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Don't you have appointments
with the students?
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Honestly,
they mostly just listen
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to what their friends say.
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-Should we head to my office?
-Yearbook team. So exciting!
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[chuckles]
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I think old James Dean
likes blondie.
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Obviously, Helen.
Thanks for coming to.
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You're welcome.
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[Adult Adam] As Mr. Perott
was looking for some
quality time with my mom,
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Dave Kim was home from college
looking for my expertise.
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So, I have a huge favor to ask.
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Will you read my script?
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You...wrote a script?
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I took a screenwriting
elective on a lark.
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You want me to take time out
of my day to read your script?
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Am I saying it weird?
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I'll read this
on one condition.
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No matter
how harsh my criticism is,
you can't be mad at me.
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I'd never be mad at you.
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It's gonna feel like an anvil
crushing your heart,
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your head, and your groin
all at once.
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I've been kicked down there
many a time.
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Dave Kim's lower half
is made of stronger stuff
than you'd think.
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Amadoofus?
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It's a comedic spoof
of Amadeus.
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Hey, have you seen
Muriel's binkie? Wh--
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Amadoofus?
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That's hilarious, Adam.
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It's Dave Kim's script.
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Oh, that tracks.
Noice, DK.
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[Adult Adam]
So I headed upstairs,
took out my red pen,
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and got ready to mark up
my friend's script.
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But to my surprise,
and slowly my horror,
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ink never touched the page.
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No! No, no!
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The puns, sublime.
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The gags, hysterical.
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It was a spoof for the ages.
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There was only one way
to describe what I read.
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Balls!
Balls, balls, balls, balls!
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[orchestral music plays]
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Balls.
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[Adult Adam]
Yep, it blew my mind.
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And as Dave Kim's best friend,
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I had no choice
but to give him his due.
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It's good, not great.
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Now back to the bio lab,
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you mildly creative
doctor-to-be.
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NYU's gonna give him
$3,000 to shoot it!
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Shoot [bleep] what now?
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I won a screenwriting
contest at school.
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I kept it secret
'cause I didn't want
your opinion colored
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by my overnight success.
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That's grea--
[gasps, laughs]
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That's so great!
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He re-named Salieri
"Silly Larry."
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-I mean,
how genius is that?
-No, I read it.
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Dave, is there any way
I could just, like,
watch you write sometime?
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-No. That's weird.
-Totally get that.
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But come to
the table read later.
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Brea will be there, Walls,
lots of familiar faces.
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Wow, those folks have been
in quite a few movies of mine.
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And now they're in mine.
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I'll be playing Amadoofus,
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but I do have one part
yet to cast.
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-Could I do it?
-Absolutely not.
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You're right.
I'd just mess it up.
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Adam, may I cast you
in the role of Silly Larry?
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Amadoofus's jealous rival?
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You're the only
person I know
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who could bring
the character to life.
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[piano music plays]
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But of course.
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Whoa.
Things just got weirdly tense.
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You creative types
are such a mystery to me.
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[Adult Adam]
While Dave Kim put me down
for the role of his rival,
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my mom still couldn't
pick up on Mr. Perott's
increasing attention.
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Okay, so, this is
for student superlatives.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Best Personality,
Best Dresser,
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Most Likely To Get A Job
That Requires Coveralls.
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Maybe we should add
some teacher superlatives, huh?
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-Oh.
-Like Best Eyes.
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You know
who I think would win?
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-Nick Mellor.
-No.
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-Ms. Cinoman?
-No.
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-Mr. Crosby?
-I can just tell you.
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-Nurse Steve!
-No.
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Now, technically,
he could only win for Best Eye,
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but the one he does have is
[clicks tongue] very pleasant.
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You!
I was gonna say you.
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[Adult Adam]
My mom still wasn't getting it!
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I'm Quaker Warden.
I'm not a teacher.
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I wouldn't qualify,
you silly goof. [scoffs]
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Anyway, I hope this doesn't
seem weird, Bev,
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but I made you a mixtape.
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[gasps softly]
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This will be perfect
for my grandbaby.
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Get this--
when she gets backed up,
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-music helps her poop.
-Mm.
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[Adult Adam]
But, finally, Mr. Perott
had an opening.
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It's getting late.
I should call Adam
to pick me up.
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Or I could just...
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give you a ride home.
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Joe, you are a lifesaver.
[chuckles]
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-Where's your car parked?
-I don't have a car.
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No!
Motorcycles are not safe.
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A little danger
can be a thrill, Bev.
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How can I be sure
not to fall off?
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Just wrap your arms
around me.
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And hold on tight.
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-Frisky business.
-[motorcycle engine revs]
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What is happening?
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She is really pressed
against him.
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I see that, Helen!
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[Adult Adam]
As surprised as
Mr. Glascott was,
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a few others were even
more in shock.
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Is that Mr. Perott?
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With another hottie
wrapped around his waist.
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Why is he stopping here?
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Yeah, look at that
sexy denim jacket.
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She's a ho-- Oh, no!
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[choral music plays]
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-Hey, Schmoos!
-[quivering]
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Hey, Bev,
I was thinking, uh...
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you want to go
to dinner sometime?
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Joe, I would love that.
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Oh, wow. Okay.
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It's so smart
to take brainstorming
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for the yearbook
outside the school.
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-Uh, sure.
-Maybe we can go to O'Grady's.
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-They have
bottomless lemonade.
-Uh...
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I'll be making many trips
to the girl potty,
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but it'll be
totally worth it.
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-Uh...
-See you tomorrow.
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[Adult Adam]
She may not have known it,
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but my mom just agreed
to her first date.
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00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:41,563
Meanwhile, it was time for
Dave Kim's first table read.
244
00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:44,261
Amadoofus's wife enters
the hospital room
245
00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:46,743
to find Silly Larry
on his death bed.
246
00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:49,354
My crime is jealousy.
247
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,183
-[mouthing line]
-Amadoofus was
the genius I wish I was.
248
00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,882
But wait!
Something stirs within me.
249
00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,797
Just then,
Silly Larry lets out
250
00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,582
an impossibly long
and melodic fart,
251
00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:02,672
then keels over and dies.
252
00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:04,979
He finally composed a song
worthy of admiration.
253
00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,154
With his butt.
254
00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,199
And...scene.
255
00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,897
Maestro.
256
00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,638
That was sublime.
257
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,378
And I'm not completely sure
what sublime means.
258
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,337
Fun collab, gang!
259
00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:17,121
I'll be in my trailer,
which is your room.
260
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,689
No disturbances
as I rest my big brain.
261
00:09:21,691 --> 00:09:23,432
Ah, man,
that guy is too much.
262
00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:25,042
Oh, totally.
Dave Kim is too much.
263
00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:26,870
Not the positive too much.
264
00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,393
The negative too much.
265
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,178
Sure, he's a bit full of
himself, but can you blame him?
266
00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:31,919
He just won that big contest.
267
00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:33,355
But silly comedic spoofs
are mything.
268
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:35,226
You should watch
the real Amadeus.
269
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,228
-I think it'll give you
some perspective.
-Why would I do that?
270
00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,753
Because you'd sound less
like Dave Kim's friend Adam,
271
00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:42,756
and more like Salieri,
Mozart's vengeful mentor.
272
00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:46,237
Maybe it is time to figure out
what this is really all about.
273
00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:48,979
[Adult Adam]
So, I watchedAmadeus.
274
00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:52,461
How can a movie without lasers
or Muppets be so good?
275
00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:55,464
And I discovered Salieri
gets his revenge...
276
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,727
and so would I.
277
00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:00,904
You'll rue the day you messed
with Silly Larry, Amadoofus!
278
00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,167
[laughs maniacally]
279
00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:08,346
-[doorbell rings]
-So, Mr. Perott
asked out my mom.
280
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,783
Even though she was clueless,
Barry was not happy.
281
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,828
And he was not alone.
282
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,395
Your mom was on
the back of a hog!
283
00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:14,875
He asked her to dinner!
284
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,354
The meal where
connections are made!
285
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,226
We have to stop this!
286
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,183
-Thank goodness
you feel the same!
-Come here.
287
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,493
-You know,
that's our first hug.
-Eh, let's not linger on it.
288
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:28,279
I always thought
I'd hug Adam first,
then Erica, and you last.
289
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:30,281
I knew you weren't gonna
be able to hug me normally.
290
00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:31,282
You two will stop at nothing.
291
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,415
Is that a giant Pixy Stix?
292
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:35,983
Mr. Glascott, I'm sorry
to tell you this,
293
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,550
but [sighs] your jealousy
is a waste of time.
294
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,030
My mom doesn't think
of you that way.
295
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:42,772
How dare you!
My heart belongs to my ex.
296
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,165
She sent me a letter
through her lawyer
297
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:45,949
demanding more
spousal support.
298
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:47,603
[chuckles]
She's such a flirt.
299
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,431
So why are you
all worked up?
300
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,912
Because I have my cousin Gerald
in my back pocket for your mom
301
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,478
when she's ready
for romance.
302
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,176
He has his own bait shop,
303
00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:58,658
so she'll never want for
small fish
to catch bigger fish.
304
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:01,225
Okay, can we focus
on Perott, please?
305
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:04,838
The good news is,
Mom thinks the date
is a yearbook meeting.
306
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,535
And once we tell her
what's really going on,
307
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:08,537
I'm sure she'll panic
and cancel.
308
00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,452
Which is why you're going to
keep your face hole shut.
309
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,367
She's not ready for this.
310
00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:15,109
I think she is,
and I just want her
to be happy.
311
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:17,851
Doesn't matter,
'cause you can't stop me
from talking to her!
312
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,984
Ow! Ow! No fair!
I wasn't
in my defensive stance!
313
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,595
Swear you won't talk to Mom,
or I will crack you in half!
314
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,032
Do what she says.
Her eyes are dead.
315
00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,208
Fine!
I won't say a thing to Mom!
316
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,993
I could have broken out of that
if I wanted to,
317
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:31,255
but I would've had decapitated
you, so you're welcome.
318
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:36,652
But I didn't say anything
about talking to Mr. Perott.
319
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,349
Aha! Trickery's afoot.
320
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:39,350
Should we hug again
to celebrate?
321
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,614
Another time it is.
322
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,660
[Adult Adam]
And so, Barry went to
confront my mom's suitor.
323
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,706
We need to talk,
scoundrel!
324
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,229
Yeah, your sister
was just telling me.
325
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,057
Hey, pal.
326
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:51,711
Why are you showing up
everywhere
327
00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:52,973
with giant novelty foods?
328
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,191
That's mything!
329
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:55,802
Listen, Bar,
take a seat.
330
00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:00,023
I understand you're feeling
a little bit conflicted
331
00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,069
about me and your mom.
332
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,680
So let's, uh--
let's talk like bros.
333
00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:08,728
-With puppets.
-What?
334
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,034
I like your mom, dude.
335
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,775
[Adult Adam] While Erica
had foiled Barry's plan,
336
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,951
my plan to drive
Dave Kim to madness
337
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,518
was about to come alive.
338
00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,781
His rear
is not of this world.
339
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:21,001
Um, what is
his workout regimen?
340
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,090
Hm. Oh, he never works out,
Your Majesty.
341
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,048
He was born this way.
342
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,747
How can a just God
give that fool such a rump
343
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,357
while mine
is so pedestrian?
344
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:30,358
I curse the heavens!
345
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,752
And cut.
346
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:36,016
[Adult Adam] It was time
for Silly Larry
to do his thing.
347
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,669
It's hard for me to say,
Dave Kim,
348
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,107
but this is the best movie
I've ever been a part of.
349
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,935
It means a lot
to hear that.
350
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:44,720
Especially the part where you
admit it's hard for you to say.
351
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,548
If I have one criticism--
352
00:12:46,722 --> 00:12:48,028
I would love to hear it--
super busy.
353
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:48,811
I just wish it was longer.
354
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:51,553
Okay.
355
00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:54,512
Everything you think of
is so good.
356
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:55,992
Why stop writing?
357
00:12:56,165 --> 00:12:58,778
More jokes, more story,
more pages, more--
358
00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,780
Dave Kim.
359
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,259
Exactly.
360
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:03,652
To my room trailer!
361
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,088
-I need to create.
-Go!
362
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:07,482
Do what only you can do!
363
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:10,572
[Adult Adam]
Just like that, I used
the ultimate weapon to destroy
364
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,008
Dave Kim--
365
00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:13,314
Dave Kim.
366
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,881
Hilarious!
367
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,752
If I weren't too busy typing,
I'd be laughing.
368
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,406
I just hope there's more.
369
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,843
-[keyboard clacking]
-Yes, more!
Much more!
370
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,410
All the precious words!
371
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,151
I'm envisioning
a comedic nightmare
372
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,154
where Silly Larry's butt grows
to the size of a beach ball.
373
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,677
You'll need a special
pair of pants.
374
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:29,852
I'll go get my mom's
sewing machine.
375
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,854
[sewing machine whirrs]
376
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,813
Ugh. Dave Kim.
377
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,292
This is a terrible dream.
378
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,772
Shh!
Let the genius work.
379
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,252
Perfect!
380
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,384
I'm perfect!
381
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:43,387
[Adult Adam]
With my trap set,
the rest was easy.
382
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:46,042
-Ahh!
-Relax, buddy. It's me.
383
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:47,348
Did you sleep at all?
384
00:13:47,522 --> 00:13:49,393
-Not really.
-You should rest.
385
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,178
I'll fill in while
you gather your strength.
386
00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:54,311
-But my movie--
-It'll be fine.
387
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,879
I have your shot list,
your mediocre script--
388
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:59,055
-Mediocre?
-I said meteoric.
389
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,318
You're hearing things,
you poor fellow.
390
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,842
Silly Larry will
take it from here.
391
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,191
[orchestra swells]
392
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,410
[Adult Adam]
My plan worked flawlessly.
393
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,980
Barry, on the other hand,
was running out of moves.
394
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,069
They're worms and minnows,
Gerald.
395
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,679
They can survive for
one night without you.
396
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,594
[dial tone]
397
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,945
-Cousin Gerald's out.
-Oh, damn it!
398
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,424
We're running out of time!
399
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,731
You know, now that my kin
is out of the picture,
400
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:23,819
I'm rethinking this.
401
00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,690
Then there's no other choice.
402
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:29,433
-You must seduce my mother
away from him.
-No, thank you!
403
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,348
Take off that sweater vest and
let me comb out your mustache.
404
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,393
We gotta raise
your appeal, man.
405
00:14:32,567 --> 00:14:34,395
No! Get off of me!
406
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,745
And why am I conspiring
with my friend's son?
407
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,574
Because we both want
the same thing--
408
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:42,577
for my mother
to grow old alone.
409
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:45,885
No!
And Mr. Perott's a good guy.
410
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,278
He keeps his cubby clean
in the lounge at school,
411
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,237
and he's the only person
I've ever met
412
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,673
that actually likes
your mom's sweaters.
413
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,110
Well, if it's her sweaters
he likes,
414
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,720
it's her sweaters
he'll never see.
415
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,331
Exactly. [chuckles]
416
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,420
Wait. What nonsense!
417
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,379
She can't go on a date
if she has nothing to wear.
418
00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:05,295
This relationship will be over
before it's even started.
419
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,384
[Adult Adam] So, with one last
desperate attempt,
420
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,951
Barry hid my mom's sweaters,
421
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,431
then packed her pants,
422
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:13,738
ditched her dresses,
and stashed her shoes.
423
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,566
Just when he thought he'd won,
424
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,352
Erica had once again
beat him to the punch.
425
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:20,397
Aw, man!
426
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,921
Are you sure
this is okay?
427
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,487
I feel silly
in your dress.
428
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,967
It's so plain.
429
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,751
Faculty advisors
always dress up
430
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:27,883
for outside-the-school
meetings.
431
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,363
It's in the school charter.
432
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:32,453
Quakers-- they're
so peaceful and weird.
433
00:15:32,627 --> 00:15:36,631
Barry, Erica told me you took
all my clothes to the cleaners.
434
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,198
Ah, such a good boy.
435
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,591
Yeah, such a good boy.
[chuckles]
436
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:41,984
[softly]
But I'm the better boy.
437
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,116
[doorbell rings]
438
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:45,988
Wow.
439
00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,772
Beverly, you look great.
440
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,340
Well, by-laws are by-laws.
441
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,560
-Here's the yearbook stuff.
-Okay.
442
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,823
[Adult Adam]
As my mom still couldn't see
where the night was headed,
443
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,695
I had steered Dave Kim's
production in a new direction.
444
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,480
Okay, people.
Time to roll film.
445
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:00,742
This is so exciting.
446
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,483
I'm a professional actor!
447
00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:03,614
Also, I lost my script.
448
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:04,789
I don't get these new pages.
449
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:05,921
I made a few tweaks.
450
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:08,097
Amadoofus admits
he's a fraud
451
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,752
and then declares Silly Larry
the real genius?
452
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,188
Then he poops himself
and dies?
453
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,189
A death poop.
454
00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:14,625
Hilarious, right?
455
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:15,887
Why do I keep agreeing
to do these things?
456
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,628
Cut!
457
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,282
He's ruining
my masterpiece!
458
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,675
Balls!
He's awake!
459
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,111
I know what you're up to.
460
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,331
I found your new pages
on the back of the toilet!
461
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,985
Oh, there's my script.
462
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,074
You just couldn't stand that
Dave Kim's the funny one now.
463
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:32,339
That Dave Kim's the one
everyone wants to be!
464
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,341
-Don't get carried away.
-For starters, your hair...
465
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,038
-Your clothes...
-Sometimes your personality...
466
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,866
Okay,
Dave Kim is flawed!
467
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,737
You're more than flawed.
You're petty and mean!
468
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,870
Oh, you're one to talk!
469
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,567
Casting me as
your jealous rival?
470
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,526
Refusing to admit
I can write, too?
471
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,049
Making Brea your "wife"?
472
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,268
I know what that's about!
473
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,922
Don't be ridiculous!
474
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,316
Unless, of course,
some long-repressed
feelings are emerging.
475
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:54,839
I really have to stop
coming back home.
476
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,754
What scene is this?
477
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:58,800
Now I know I definitely
don't want to live
with you next year.
478
00:16:58,974 --> 00:16:59,975
Live together?
479
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,063
I don't even want to be
your friend!
480
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:02,586
Fine by me!
481
00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:05,328
Could I borrow
that script?
482
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,589
[orchestral flourish]
483
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:12,901
[Adult Adam]
The big date was underway,
and despite my mom's confusion,
484
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,382
or rather because of it,
things were going pretty well.
485
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:18,340
So, what do you think
of the background
486
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:19,820
for this dedication page?
487
00:17:19,994 --> 00:17:21,431
A collage of your kids?
488
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,172
They really do represent
489
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,044
all the children of the world,
don't you think?
490
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:26,567
I do.
491
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,134
More wine?
492
00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:30,832
I love how creatively
in sync we are.
493
00:17:31,006 --> 00:17:32,964
You know,
I always thought we, uh,
494
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,097
had our own
sort of connection.
495
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,012
You know, I didn't think
this place was gonna work
496
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,493
with the small table,
the poor lighting,
497
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,321
and the roaming violinist,
498
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,323
but we are getting
so much work done.
499
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:45,586
We make a good team.
[chuckles]
500
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,371
One could even say,
we make a good couple.
501
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:49,894
[chuckles]
502
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,636
Well, that's a funny place
to rest your hand.
503
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,508
Were you reaching for
the rolls and got tired?
504
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:55,596
No.
505
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,815
No, I wasn't.
506
00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,862
[Adult Adam]
In that moment, my mom finally
put the pieces together.
507
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,951
My tummy just got hot.
508
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,779
[Adult Adam]
The romantic bistro.
509
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,302
The tender music.
510
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:07,956
The flirty banter.
511
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,349
We'll have
the "lovers' special."
512
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,829
[echoing] Lovers' special.
Lovers' special.
513
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:13,657
Beverly, you are gorgeous.
514
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,574
[gasps softly] Oh, no!
515
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:19,010
I am gorgeous!
516
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,534
Beverly, are you okay?
517
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,101
Joe, are we...
518
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,625
on a date?
519
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:25,843
You didn't know?
520
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,411
-Unhand her!
-No, hand her!
521
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,065
I told you,
she's not ready for this!
522
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,371
I don't want to
see her get hurt!
523
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,894
And I don't want
to see her alone!
524
00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,331
She's not alone.
She has us.
525
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,246
-She needs way more than us.
-Enough!
526
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,988
Stop fighting about your
mother's romantic inclinations!
527
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,859
Oh, no!
Don't say it that way. Gross.
528
00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:43,426
Kids, sit down.
529
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:45,298
[both sigh]
530
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:48,910
The fact is, I am not ready
to start dating.
531
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,043
-In fact, until this moment,
I hadn't even thought about it.
-Good.
532
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,741
But now that we are
talking about it,
533
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,570
I guess I will
be ready someday.
534
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:57,658
Okay?
535
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,268
Okay.
536
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:02,053
And when I am,
everything's gonna be fine
537
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,881
because I have the most
wonderful Schmoos
538
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,056
looking after me.
539
00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:06,667
You got that right.
540
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:07,755
We really are
pretty great.
541
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,192
You can leave now.
542
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:11,150
-Barry.
-You've been rejected.
543
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:12,890
Barry!
544
00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:17,286
Joe, I'm so flattered
and so sorry.
545
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,158
Ah, don't be.
546
00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:20,985
I get it.
547
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,291
Maybe some other time.
548
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,339
I'm just gonna make sure
he actually leaves.
549
00:19:27,992 --> 00:19:29,298
[scoffs]
550
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,041
He called me gorgeous!
551
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,738
-[squeals]
-[giggles]
552
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,045
[Adult Adam] My mom took
a big step that day.
553
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:40,222
And with Geoff's help,
I was ready to do the same.
554
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,050
Adam has something
he'd like to say.
555
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:43,573
So does Dave Kim,
actually.
556
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:46,489
-I'm so sorry!
-No, I'm sorry!
557
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,317
-Your script is amazing!
-Your script is amazing!
558
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,014
I've been a terrible friend!
I've been a terrible human.
559
00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:52,974
Okay, they both
know they suck.
560
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:53,757
Yeah, we can let them
take it from here.
561
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,458
It was just...
562
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,242
hard seeing you thrive
at something
563
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:01,374
I always thought
was my thing.
564
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:03,506
It is your thing.
565
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,768
You're the funniest
writer I know.
566
00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:09,512
Well, you're pretty good,
too, Dave Kim.
567
00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:11,079
And you know what?
568
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,168
Maybe next year,
when we're both at NYU,
569
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,996
we can work
on something together.
570
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,258
That would be amazing.
571
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:17,868
Great.
572
00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:20,784
But before all that,
let's finish your Amadoofus?
573
00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:23,700
I would really love that.
574
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,615
["Rock Me Amadeus"
by Falco playing]
575
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,704
[Adult Adam]
Relationships go through
many changes.
576
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,750
Your best friend can turn
into your enemy
577
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,534
then back to your best friend.
578
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,101
[glasses clink]
579
00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,538
Or the people you take care of
can, overnight,
580
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:38,324
be the ones who are
taking care of you.
581
00:20:38,498 --> 00:20:39,542
♪♪ Come and rock me, Amadeus ♪♪
582
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,675
♪♪ Amadeus, Amadeus ♪♪
583
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,720
[Adult Adam] Yeah,
we may not always catch
the hints right away,
584
00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:47,594
but once we do, we realize
they were there all along...
585
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,639
♪♪ Amadeus, Amadeus ♪♪
586
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:52,990
...thanks to those we love
being there when we need them
587
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:56,385
and, of course,
sharing laughter along the way.
588
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,213
[echoing]
♪♪ Amadeus ♪♪
589
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,261
Erica, thanks for
being open to me
590
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,132
getting back out there.
591
00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:06,526
Please, we're not just mother
and daughter, we're friends.
592
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,484
You can always talk to me
about this stuff.
593
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:12,401
-Like how dreamy
Tom Berenger is?
-I guess.
594
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,708
I like how his hair is
so ruggedly curly.
595
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,318
Sure, nice lettuce.
596
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:19,190
You can tell he's a bad boy
who does bad things.
597
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:21,845
Bad... [chuckles]
That's how
I'm starting to feel.
598
00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:24,544
Major League?
More like major yum.
Am I right?
599
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,415
Okay, that's it!
I'm out.
600
00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,548
You know what?
I'm gonna keep this magazine,
if that's okay.
601
00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:29,940
Oh, totally fine.
Friendship over.
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