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But as all good friendships require,
you're gonna have to do something for me.
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No I get the top drawer, I've always had the
top drawer and this conversation is over!
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Don't you walk
away from me!
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I walk wherever I want! Oh look,
I'm gonna walk on the couch!
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Oh yeah?! Well,
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I'm gonna drink the
rest of your last beer!
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I win. I put out a
cigarette in there.
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What is going on with you
and your stripper wife?
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You guys are fighting
like cats and whores.
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Yep. The honeymoon is over.
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You know, once the thrill being
married to a stripper is gone,
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you're just left with a wife
who's always got change for a five.
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You guys,
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the radio station asked me to host an
on-air fundraiser for the Children's Library.
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A year ago I was doing the Farm Report and
now it's gonna be Hot Donna all day long.
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That's right. I'm gonna be referring to
myself in the third person from now on.
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Wait. You're not doing
the Farm Report anymore?
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Well how am I supposed to
know if my corns-a-gonna grow?
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And I told my boss, that I'm not getting
off the air until I've raised 500 bucks.
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Which'll be easy, because
my fans do anything I say.
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Like, there was this one time, when I told everybody to
get up and dance when I played Tear The Roof Off The Sucker.
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There was almost a
riot at the prison!
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Yeah. Thanks a lot Donna. My
Dad had to hide under his bunk.
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Hyde, thanks for letting
us broadcast from Grooves.
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We couldn't do it at the Children's
Library, because the last time I was there,
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this ten year old boy
got a peek down my shirt
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and his mom had to read him "What's happening
to my body" three years earlier then she planned.
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And well, now I'm
not welcome back.
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Wait a second, you guys
are doing this at my store?
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Where was I when
this was decided?
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At work. We just
didn't want to wake you.
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I cleared all your
crap off the bed.
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- Why the hell did you do that?
- Because... we're gonna use it to make up!
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Unless you wanna... make
up in the shower...
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Honeymoon's back on!
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Oh.
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It's you.
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Fenton.
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During business hours you may address
me by my official title "Landlord".
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I'll also respond
to "Lord Fenton".
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Oeh, or on Sundays,
"The Good Lord".
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Yeeeesss...
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Fenton, I am in no
mood to talk to you.
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Oh well then just listen.
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I did a little shuffle-y-doo
with the parking lot assignments.
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Your new space... is Z.
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Z?
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Z's the last spot.
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It's dangerous to walk
from there at night.
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I'm a single man.
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Well, maybe you should put some
effort into your appearance.
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Maybe you should put some effort
into minding your own business!
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- Maybe you should shut up!
- Maybe you should go to hell!
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I'll go to hell
when you shut up!
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Damn. I really should have turned
in the direction of my door.
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- Excuse me.
- Of course.
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Hey Fezzie!
How's the salon?
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Horrible. An old lady and a marine came
in at the same time. I got confused.
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And well, Mrs. Riley was not
happy when I shaved her head.
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Yeah I know. I had
a tough day too.
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General Hospital is pre-empted
by some stupid hostage crisis.
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Did you drink my
last grape soda?!
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Yeah. I left the empty bottle in the
fridge, so you'd know to buy more.
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But I'd been looking forward
to this grape soda all day!
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I even made up a song.
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I'm looking forward to
that grape soda. Yeah!
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Jackie,
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I took you in when you had nowhere
to go. But you've been a total mooch.
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You have no job, you pay no rent.
You need to shape up or put out.
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Uhh Fez it's shape
up or ship out.
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Then what the hell
is in it for me?
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You know I hate it when you read the paper
while I'm sitting right here next to you!
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Yeah. That's why I'm
doing it, honey-bunch.
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Why don't you read your horoscope? I
bet it says You won't be getting any!
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Oh, here is my horoscope.
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You'll find yourself
living with a bitch!
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You know why
they're fighting?
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Because they're packed into Steven's tiny
room like sardines. And that's no way to be.
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Unless you are a sardine and
then you've got bigger problems.
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I think I see where you are going with this
Kitty. You kick 'm out and I'll change the locks.
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No! They should move into Laurie's
old room. It's just sitting there.
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Kitty, 'it's just sitting there'
is a reason to shoot a deer.
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Not a reason to move
two kids in next door.
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Oh you're just upset because you don't want
people seeing you in your big green fuzzy slippers.
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Those are my Green
Bay Packers-slippers.
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And they looked a lot
sharper in the catalog...
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Okay, Hot Donna fans!
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I'm here at Grooves-records raising
money for the Children's Library.
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And I'm not getting off the
air until my jug is full!
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We have our first donation.
Sir, how much did you give us?
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Um... 68 cents.
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Alright. And ah, how did you
come into that kind of cash?
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I bought something
that costs 32 cents.
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Terrific! Hey,
here's a fun fact:
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money is covered in germs and
human waste, so give it to me!
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Pop in your cars, your trucks, your
speed wagons and come on down to Grooves.
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Speaking of speed wagons, here
is a new song from... The Cars!
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Hey after this song, do you think
I can do one of my characters?
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I do a really great British
boy, trapped in an elevator.
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Please sir, I'm stuck in the
lift and I 'of to use the looooo!
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Okay... it's been
two hours... and I'm..
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nowhere near my goal.
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Um, I understand that some of my
fans can't make it here because, well,
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you're in prison.
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But for those of you who
aren't: rob a bank or something!
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Just kidding! Uh..WFPP in no way
endorses the robbing of banks!
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I think what you're
doing here is great, man.
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Thanks, Leo.
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Yeah, we haven't had a
trash can here in ages.
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Oh yeah Fenton? Well if I could do that to myself,
I wouldn't be standing here arguing with you!
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Wow!
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This place is spotless!
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I can see my reflection!
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Why hello Robert Redford!
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Well Fez, I realized
what you said was true.
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That I needed to help
out. So..I cleaned.
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Hm. I guess all the years of watching
my maid scrub the floor really paid off.
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Well, thank you Jackie.
You deserve a big night out.
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I'm taking you to
the Muppet movie.
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Hahaha! No thanks Fez. I'm actually running the
bath and I'm gonna spend all night soaking in the tub.
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Okay, well then
let's do that then.
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Alone!
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Fine. But I'm still
going to the movies.
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I think Miss Piggy and Kermit
are finally going to doooo iiiiit.
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Why the hell did
you turn the TV on?!
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To drown out your snoring!
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I was snoring to drown
out your talking!
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Okay.
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I can't put up with those
two fighting anymore.
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It's like living with
a couple of Italians!
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Oh yeah.
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We moved two fighting morons into an
adjacent room and now we can't sleep.
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Who could have
seen this coming...
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Hot Donna here.
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Heading into my
12th hour on the air.
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Our top news story: I've raised
38 dollars and my ass is asleep!
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I guess what I'm trying to say is:
where the hell are all my fans?
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Yeah, I know you're
home listening.
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I've signed enough of your bellies
to know you're not out on dates!
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You know what.
Just forget it.
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I'll find my own change,
you cheap bastards
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Donna, what are you doing?!
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I'm looking for
change man, back off!
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I wouldn't stick
your hand in there.
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Sometimes when Leo doesn't finish
his lunch, he puts it in his pockets.
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He eats a lot of ravioli!
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Hey are you stealing
my raviolis?
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Okay, listen up
you tightwads.
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I can't go home till I've raised 500
bucks. So, this is how it's gonna work.
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Donate a quarter: I'll
take a picture with you.
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Drop in a dollar:
I'll sign your butt.
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Anybody who donates 50 bucks: I'll
take off my clothes and show you stuff!
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Hm. I've never made
that sound before.
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Jackie! What?!
What's going on?
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You flooded the apartment!
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What?
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Ohhh I must have fallen
asleep with the tub running.
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Oh I bet all the
hot water is gone.
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It soaked into the
carpet and into the floor.
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Well who lives downstairs?
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Oh! Entrez!
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Oh. It's you.
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What do you want?
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Uhm, we're just here to
borrow some sugar neighbor...
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I don't have any. You can't
eat sugar and keep this figure.
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Then we'll go...
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cause everything
here looks...
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ship-shape.
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Goodnight then!
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This is terrible.
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Your apartment is ruined, water
is still pouring into mine.
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I'm gonna have to walk around in a
big rubber suit. If it still fits!
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Fenton, I know it looks bad,
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but according to the commercial one roll
of Bounty should take care of everything.
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You're gonna pay for the carpet,
the floor, and my damaged ceiling.
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How am I supposed to
find that kind of money?
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Well you always seem to find money
for those tacky tight pants you wear.
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- You wish your pants were tight!
- You wish your pants were loose!
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- Toothpick-legs! -
Salt-sticks-thighs!
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Get out!
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You. Pack your bags.
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Fez! That's a great idea!
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Let's go to Bermuda while
this place dries out.
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You pushed it too
far. I want you out.
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Wait, what?
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Fez, where am I
supposed to go?
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Oh, how about this, why don't you
go down to "I Don't Care" Street,
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make a left on "Get Out Of My Life" Boulevard,
and take the express bus to downtown "Suck It"!
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Samantha, Red and I both
felt we needed to talk to you.
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Steven, Kitty is
making me talk to you.
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We're worried that you two aren't
communicating the way a couple should.
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We're sick of you screaming at each
other like a couple of dumbasses.
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Red, what happens between
me and Sam is kinda private.
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I'll tell you anything.
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Hyde and I are
like an open book.
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Oh Red and I share
everything too.
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Except bars of soap,
it's unsanitary.
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Well I gotta tell
Kitty something.
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You two are gonna
stop fighting?
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Er. You see the thing is...
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Fighting gets Hyde and
me all worked up and...
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.. after we fight... we...
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well...
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you know.
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We get naked and
have hot crazy sex.
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Good God I didn't need
to hear about that!
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Holy Toledo, tell
me more about that!
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So you're saying...
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You put up with the fighting
to spice up your s. e. x?
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- Exactly.
- Exactly.
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You two are naughty!
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You two are idiots!
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Fenton! I'm so glad I caught you look
this whole mess is my fault and not Fez's.
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I'm the one who ran the
bath, I flooded the place,
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I ruined your creepy night of
classical music and Indian food.
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Well, you also ruined this.
My beautiful pig-suede jacket.
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Oooohhh, from China?!
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Ohhh it's beautiful.
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And versatile. You can wear it
as a jacket or a sportcoat or
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you can wrap it around your waist
when you're having a big-butt day.
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Fenton, please let me
make this up to you.
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I know a great place we can
get an even better jacket.
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It may not be suede and
it may not be from China,
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but I'm neither of those things
and I'm a better person for it.
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Well it'd better
be good stuff.
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Cheap leather makes me rashy
in all the wrong places.
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What are the right places?
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I have said too much...
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Hello Donna.
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Santa Klaus?
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Am I having a dream?
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No Donna. This is
really happening.
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What are you doing here?
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Well I've come to fill
your jug. With change.
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So that you can help build that library
for all the good little boys and girls.
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Wow!
237
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Thanks Santa.
238
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,660
And to think everyone
said you weren't real.
239
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,380
Who? I'll kill those
little bastards! I...
240
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:16,740
I mean... who?
241
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:21,020
Donna?
242
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,940
Don't kill them Santa!
Please don't kill them!
243
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Whoo Donna, calm
down. It's me, Randy.
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I brought change.
245
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My nana,
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God rest that
sweet woman's soul,
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gave me this bank
when I was just a boy.
248
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,700
She didn't have much but
249
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:42,660
every time she came over
she told me to close my eyes
250
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,580
and she'd drop a
silver dollar in here.
251
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I want you to have it.
252
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My God Randy, you
are so awesome.
253
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Pennies?!
254
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Thanks a lot nana!
255
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:03,380
I guess all your real money must have gone to
Jack Daniels and slot-machines, you lying old hag!
256
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:06,700
Randy don't worry about it.
257
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I mean at least you tried.
258
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,580
Yeah well, I'd like to
do what I can to help.
259
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Because I care about
the Children's Library.
260
00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:16,220
You hear that Point Place?
261
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:19,820
Randy Pearson
loves little boys!
262
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:34,980
Okay well, Steven and Samantha are moving back
downstairs because they're not gonna stop fighting.
263
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,620
And you know why?
264
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,220
Yes, unfortunately I do.
265
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,900
What kind of person has
to argue in order to...
266
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:46,380
you know.
267
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:49,940
Well what's wrong with it if
it spices up their lovemaking?
268
00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:53,420
Oh Jeez Kitty is that what we're
doing? We're just saying it now?
269
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,020
Well you never want
to talk about anything.
270
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,980
And you always do.
271
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:02,140
I can't get any peace
unless I leave the room.
272
00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:05,580
And even then I have to run the
lawnmower in the garage in order to
273
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:08,220
not hear your
constant jammering.
274
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,140
Red Forman!
275
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Ahh speechless huh? Well
it's about damn time!
276
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:18,660
I thought we were
uhm trying this...?
277
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:22,260
Oooooooooohhh!
278
00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:30,500
Jackie I had such a
great time with you.
279
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I got a new jacket,
a manicure, crepes.
280
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:36,020
I didn't know a woman
could be so into that stuff.
281
00:18:37,060 --> 00:18:39,660
I know. Fenton, I had such
a great time with you too.
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Well.
283
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If it isn't Jackie.
284
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,620
There's only one person I hate more
than Jackie, and that is Fenton.
285
00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:50,860
And Fenton, there's only one
person I hate more than you:
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Queen Elizabeth.
287
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,580
Who does she think she
is? Queen of England?
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00:18:58,820 --> 00:19:00,740
Well don't worry Fez.
Cause I'm leaving tonight.
289
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,060
Wowho, you're leaving?!
290
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,780
Yeah she's leaving. She destroyed my
apartment, she is costing me a fortune!
291
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:09,580
Jackie I... I can't
let you go. I mean,
292
00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:13,700
you have the other half of my
"Best Friends Forever" heart-charm!
293
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:18,220
Well Fenton,
I'd love to stay.
294
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:22,211
But as all good friendships require,
you're gonna have to do something for me.
295
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,097
Forgive Fez and not charge him
for any of the damages.
296
00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:29,284
Well, Jackie, you're putting me
in quite a bind.
297
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,682
And not in a good way.
298
00:19:33,264 --> 00:19:35,783
Well unfortunately...
299
00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:38,135
I don't respond to threats, so...
300
00:19:38,335 --> 00:19:41,142
- Ok. See ya.
- Don't go! Don't go.
301
00:19:45,651 --> 00:19:47,447
Fine. He's off the hook.
302
00:19:47,647 --> 00:19:48,647
Yeah?
303
00:19:49,892 --> 00:19:52,188
Fez? Come on, what do you say?
304
00:19:52,473 --> 00:19:53,757
Can I still be your roommate?
305
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:55,636
Fine.
306
00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:58,434
But if she's staying,
I want a better parking space.
307
00:19:58,634 --> 00:19:59,867
- You can have S.
- A!
308
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:00,562
- S!
- B!
309
00:20:00,683 --> 00:20:01,426
- S!
- C!
310
00:20:01,427 --> 00:20:03,318
Why don't you park on the roof
and pay me 3,000 dolars?
311
00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:07,311
Is S still available?
312
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:16,274
Apparently, in my delirium last night, I said
few things on the air I shouldn't have said.
313
00:20:16,322 --> 00:20:18,961
So I need to apologize to
the following groups of people.
314
00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:20,367
The Irish.
315
00:20:21,060 --> 00:20:23,030
People who make their living from boats.
316
00:20:24,365 --> 00:20:26,803
Any religion that values
the old testament.
317
00:20:27,569 --> 00:20:28,875
Glass blowers.
318
00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:32,200
Cross country skiers,
it's not just walking.
319
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:35,065
Um... Quakers.
320
00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:37,539
I don't know what you are,
but I love your oatmeal.
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