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Journal entry for April 13th.
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Day like any other.
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The first day
of the rest of my life.
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I had Hostess Ho Hos
for breakfast.
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Stopped off at Aron's
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and bought the new
Dead Can Dance CD.
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Got the results
from my first AIDS test.
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Positive.
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Sorry.
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Now let me explain
what this means.
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The test only verifies
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that you have the antibodies
to the virus.
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And as you're probably aware,
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many people live perfectly
healthy, normal lives
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for years and years,
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so by no means
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should you consider this
a death sentence.
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And no doubt you've heard
of so-called safe sex,
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which, as a member
of a high-risk group,
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you ought to be
practicing anyway.
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Now I just have no idea
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of what the fuck
I'm going to do.
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Live fast, die young,
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leave a beautiful corpse.
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Yeah, right.
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Death is weird.
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So what's your name,
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you sexy slab of buff beefcake?
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Luke.
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Luke?
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Doesn't that rhyme with puke?
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I'm sure, Fern.
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Don't be so fucking rude
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to our new traveling companion.
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My name is Daisy.
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And this cranky cunt
with the teeth
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is Fern.
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Nice to meet you.
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Where are you headed?
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Wherever.
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Oh, my.
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A nomadic drifter.
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A lonesome cowboy
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hitching across the country
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like Jack Kerouac.
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How romantic.
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Isn't that just fucking
romantic, Fern?
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Stuff it, Daisy.
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You just want to play
hide the weenie with him,
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and you know it.
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Don't get your panties
all in a knot, Fern.
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You know I only
have eyes for you.
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Bullshit.
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All you got on your mind
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is that dumb pig's tool.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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His tool.
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You know,
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his penis,
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his pecker,
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his prick,
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his peter,
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his poker, his pussy plunger.
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You mean his wang, his hot dog,
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his dingus, his bologna pony,
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his smiling meat puppet,
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his love gun?
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Hey!
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All right, Daisy,
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I'm going to blow his
fucking face to smithereens.
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Sweetie pie, put the heat away.
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Why would I be interested
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petit little taste
of Vienna sausage?
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Daisy, I've had it
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with your lascivious
flirtatiousness.
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At least shoot this one
in the fucking head.
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The last guy she killed,
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she shot him in the cock.
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Took him 12 hours to die.
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All that squealing and bleeding
and whimpering.
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I couldn't fucking stand it.
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What do you got
to tell him that for?
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Now I got to kill him.
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So what?
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Then there was this other guy.
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She slams an ice pick
this fucking big
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up his asshole.
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At least he was bound and gagged
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so he didn't make
so much fucking noise.
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Would you please shut up?
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Jesus.
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You got me so agitated
with all this talk,
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I got to pee.
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What? Again?
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You must have a bladder
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the size of a seedless grape.
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It's all that fucking Diet Coke.
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Here.
You hold the gun on him.
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I'm going to go take a piss.
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Give me the toilet paper.
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Oh. Here.
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Aw, moopsie.
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Mmm, moopsies.
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Now don't kill him
until I get back.
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And no more flirting.
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I just love it
when she gets jealous.
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You know, she shouldn't
go out there alone.
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There's snakes in those bushes.
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You must think I'm real stupid.
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Fern can take care of herself.
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You'd better believe it.
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Moopsie!
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Snakes.
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Another death.
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Another gruesome killing.
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It's not like I'm
kicking the bucket
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right this second.
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No, I just can't believe it.
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I mean, you were careful, right?
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Yeah, I mean, um...
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most of the time.
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It was Craig, wasn't it?
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I never trusted that guy.
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I told you his karma sucked.
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I don't know if it was Craig.
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I don't know who it was.
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I'm not blaming anybody
yet, except myself.
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I'm...
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I just heard he was sick,
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and I thought
I should, you know,
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go to the doctor and...
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Is he still in New York?
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Uh, he moved
to his parents' in Utah.
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That's a fucking
fate worse than death.
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Listen, you know, um...
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I'm here for you
when... whenever...
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Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
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I think I'm going
to be fine, really.
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I just need to lay off
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those Joy Division
records for a while.
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By ultraconservative whites.
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Fuck.
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Don't these wenches
listen to anything else
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besides K.D. Lang
and Michelle Shocked?
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Fuck.
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Fuck. Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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Where's the party... Adam?
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15-love.
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30-love.
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Death is weird.
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Hello.
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Are you ready
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What?
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Are you horny?
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Do you want to get off?
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Who is this?
Where did you
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The Bulletin Board.
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You mean like one
of those 976 things?
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Uh-huh. So what
do you look like?
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This is a joke, right?
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Who is this, really?
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Are you hard?
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What?
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What are you wearing?
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Uh, look, I got to go.
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How big is your cock?
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I don't think that's
any of your business.
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Why? Don't you
want to get off?
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No. Maybe some other time.
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Sorry.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, shit.
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Ken, I thought we were finished
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with this little phase.
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I had a relapse.
Sorry.
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It's... It's not the '70s anymore
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when being married to a bisexual
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I just can't take this
anymore, Ken.
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I can't take this anymore.
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We, the people
of the United States,
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in order to form
a more perfect union,
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establish justice,
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ensure domestic tranquility,
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provide for the most
common defense,
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promote for
the general welfare...
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And secure the blessings
of liberty...
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Liberty.
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To ourselves and to poster...
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Pos... posterity.
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Posterity!
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Do ordain and establish
this Constitution
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for the United States
of America.
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Congress...
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Shall make...
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No law respecting...
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No law respecting...
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Prepare to swallow
your teeth, faggot.
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Oh, shit.
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It's cosmetic surgery
time, honey.
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Guess again,
fucking Three Stooges.
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Well... now what?
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Go, Dad. Just
fucking go, please!
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Go!
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They were trying to kill me.
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The motherfuckers
were going to kill me.
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Who? What?
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These butt-ugly motherfuckers,
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with baseball bats.
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Do you want me
to call the police?
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Fuck the police.
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Well, uh, do you want me
to take you someplace?
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Yeah. Off this fucking
insane planet.
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You got a second choice?
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Well, where do you live?
I'll take you home.
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Well...
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I'm kind of in between
places at the moment.
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Oh, great. Fuck.
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What... Where do you
want me to drop you?
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I don't know.
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Well, think. There's
got to be someplace.
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I don't know! Fuck.
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I don't care. It doesn't
really matter, all right?
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Just stop the car here
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and dump me off, all right?
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I just don't give
a fuck anymore.
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How am I supposed to know
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you aren't some sort of,
like, homicidal maniac
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who's going to
bludgeon me to death
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and, like, rip off my CD
collection or something.
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I guess you're just
going to have to trust me.
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Why do I not find that
so very reassuring?
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So, are you going
to smoke that thing?
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I don't smoke.
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Cigarettes.
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Whatever.
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I'm going to go
get you a blanket.
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So tomorrow morning
you're out of here, right?
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You're a memory.
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You're behind the wheel.
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Don't I even get
breakfast or anything?
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Coffee, maybe.
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Orange juice
if you're real lucky.
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Hey, what is this stuff?
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What?
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Oh. Just a bunch of shit
I'm using
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for this article I'm writing
on the death of cinema.
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What, you, like, uh,
review movies or something?
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Yeah, when all else fails.
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Those who can't do teach,
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and those who can't teach
get paid 25 cents a word
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to rip other people's work
to shreds.
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Oh.
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No.
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Are you a fish freak, too?
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Uh, it's my ex's, actually.
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Um, I just wound up
with custody.
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So what's his name?
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Who? The fish or my ex?
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Both.
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Craig. Both.
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Hey, you... you mind
if I grab a shower?
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No. Go ahead. There's...
There's towels...
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There's... There's
towels in on the, um...
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The rack?
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Rack. Can I get you
something else?
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Like milk and cookies?
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Uh, can I have
a little bit of that?
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Change of heart.
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Thanks a lot.
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Don't mention it.
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Well, good night.
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Good night.
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00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,944
Go ahead.
Make yourself at home.
274
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,089
Yo.
275
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,873
A bit paranoid, are we?
276
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:55,349
Well, I thought I'd
hold off on the shower.
277
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,730
And I was wondering
278
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,627
if maybe you'd
like another drink.
279
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,477
You want to know what it is
280
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:16,168
I like best about guys' bodies?
281
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,873
Glad you asked.
282
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,400
Well, you see,
they got this line
283
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,083
running right through
the middle of them,
284
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,883
dividing their torsos in two.
285
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,372
It starts up here,
286
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,187
around the V of the collar bone,
287
00:21:30,256 --> 00:21:33,331
and it goes down towards
the middle of their pecs,
288
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:36,992
and then it traces
itself over the tummy,
289
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:40,838
and then it kind of disappears...
290
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,783
End of anatomy lesson.
291
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:53,552
Is that thoroughly
killer or what?
292
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,257
Hey, you okay?
293
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,143
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
294
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,058
I guess it's just, uh...
295
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,549
You want me to stop?
296
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,724
Definitely not.
297
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:19,195
I... I just think
you should know that...
298
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,889
What?
299
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,122
I...
300
00:22:24,046 --> 00:22:27,015
I found out this
afternoon that, uh...
301
00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,659
If you're trying to say
what I think you are,
302
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:36,594
don't worry about it.
303
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,202
It's really no big deal.
304
00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:55,813
Welcome to the club, partner.
305
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:28,448
Breakfast is served.
306
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:35,457
Oh, really?
307
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:38,066
On the kitchen table, I mean.
308
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,590
So I'm serious, dude.
309
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:42,693
I mean,
we're both going to die...
310
00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:44,390
Maybe in ten years,
maybe next week.
311
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,222
So we...
312
00:23:46,292 --> 00:23:48,614
I mean, but it's not
I want to live forever
313
00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:50,296
and get old and fat and die
314
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:52,423
in this ugly,
stupid world anyway.
315
00:23:52,499 --> 00:23:57,272
I mean, we're victims
of the sexual revolution.
316
00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:59,987
The generation before us
had all the fun,
317
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,591
and we get to pick up
the fucking tab.
318
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:07,204
Anybody who got fucked
before safe sex is fucked.
319
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,491
I think it's all part
320
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:12,295
of the neo-Nazi
Republican final solution.
321
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,543
Germ warfare, you know?
322
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,798
Mm-hmm.
323
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:18,398
Genocide.
324
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,387
And you're calling me paranoid.
325
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,108
I'm not paranoid.
You're paranoid.
326
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:24,929
I'm not paranoid.
327
00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:28,072
Not moi.
You are paranoid,
328
00:24:28,167 --> 00:24:30,325
So, like, figure this.
329
00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,659
There's thousands,
maybe millions of us
330
00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:34,603
walking around with
this thing inside of us,
331
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,047
this time bomb ticking,
you know?
332
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:38,201
Making our futures finite.
333
00:24:38,277 --> 00:24:42,431
Suddenly I realize
we got nothing to lose.
334
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:46,145
We can say "Fuck work."
335
00:24:46,252 --> 00:24:48,476
Fuck the system.
336
00:24:48,555 --> 00:24:51,334
Fuck everything.
337
00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:52,642
Uh-huh.
338
00:24:55,762 --> 00:24:57,037
Don't you get it?
339
00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,437
We're totally free.
340
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,637
We can do whatever
the fuck we want to do.
341
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:09,575
Like what?
342
00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:16,655
So what?
343
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:18,646
Who is this Ken Robinson?
344
00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:21,366
A friend let me borrow it.
345
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:25,313
It's my uncle.
346
00:25:25,424 --> 00:25:27,026
I think we ought to feel
347
00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:28,695
at least a little guilty.
348
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,200
What the fuck for?
349
00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:32,355
We still got $1,700
on the credit card.
350
00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:34,033
So what happens
if we get caught?
351
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,996
I never get caught.
352
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:39,469
You're a fucking madman.
353
00:25:39,572 --> 00:25:43,137
Hey. Watch it.
354
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,878
Fags.
355
00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:46,513
Come on.
Excuse me?
356
00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:51,287
I said you know
what AIDS stands for?
357
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:55,799
Adios, infected dick suckers.
358
00:25:55,922 --> 00:25:58,309
Forget it, okay?
Come on.
359
00:25:58,390 --> 00:26:00,231
Come on.
360
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,205
Cocksuckers.
Forget it.
361
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:14,233
The asshole's
not worth the bother.
362
00:26:14,306 --> 00:26:15,909
Okay? Come on.
363
00:26:15,975 --> 00:26:18,984
You son of a bitch,
you son of a bitch
364
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:23,068
Fucking dick.
365
00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:32,414
Are you out of
your fucking mind?
366
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,701
Shit happens, man.
367
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,454
He deserved it.
368
00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:39,914
Now the fucker's dead, too.
369
00:26:45,504 --> 00:26:49,854
Tell me you didn't want to see
that fucker's head split open.
370
00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:52,461
I think you'd better go now.
371
00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:54,114
Read my lips, dude.
372
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,976
Get the fuck out of my house!
373
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:02,921
Okay.
374
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:06,897
Okay.
375
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,130
Jesus Christ.
376
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,303
Yeah. Hello.
377
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:55,118
So... are you ready
to get off yet?
378
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:58,748
Would you just get
a fucking life?
379
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:15,190
I don't know what it is with you
380
00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:16,863
and guys that turn
out to be bona fide
381
00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,596
I don't know.
It must be fate.
382
00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:19,773
Hmm.
383
00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:23,664
I mean, this is not
my imagination, right?
384
00:28:23,736 --> 00:28:26,713
Does it seem to you
like I attract trouble
385
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:30,926
like... like shit attracts flies?
386
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,875
That's a lovely way to put it.
387
00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:37,916
It's true.
388
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,340
Ah, I just can't get him
out of my head.
389
00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:45,292
Just thinking about him
gives me a fucking boner.
390
00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:47,158
The way he smells,
391
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:50,736
the way it feels to touch him.
392
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,219
Gross me out, why don't you?
393
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:57,403
Sorry.
394
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,404
I don't know. Um...
395
00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:05,405
I think I'm...
396
00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:10,618
I'm just really,
really needy right now.
397
00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,030
It's either that
398
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:20,144
or it's just plain
old-fashioned...
399
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,983
horniness.
400
00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:25,932
You want to sleep over?
401
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:27,404
We can stay up all night
402
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:30,181
and go to Millie's
for breakfast.
403
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,689
Nah. I, uh...
404
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,306
I gotta finish
that fucking article.
405
00:29:38,044 --> 00:29:40,463
You going to be okay?
406
00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:44,535
Nope.
407
00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:47,888
Do you blame me for worrying
408
00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:50,432
No.
409
00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:51,863
Darce, really,
410
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:53,919
it's getting to be like...
411
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:56,587
"rally around the fag."
412
00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:02,904
Got any spare change?
413
00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:05,584
Sorry.
414
00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:08,812
Fucking tightwad posers.
415
00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:18,088
Hey.
416
00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,740
Hi.
417
00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:25,288
What are you doing still up?
418
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:28,383
What time is it?
419
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,590
It's late.
420
00:30:34,133 --> 00:30:37,474
I don't think I'm going
to be able to sleep again.
421
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,052
Do you want a pill?
422
00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:45,551
No.
423
00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:56,806
Want to make some noises?
424
00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:00,617
I'm really worried about Jon.
425
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,360
Darce.
426
00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:04,914
You know,
427
00:31:04,997 --> 00:31:08,660
he's acting like
everything's okay,
428
00:31:08,767 --> 00:31:10,827
I've never seen him
so lost before.
429
00:31:10,903 --> 00:31:12,505
Darce, it's hardly like he's
430
00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:15,188
the most well-adjusted person
in the world to start with.
431
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:16,483
What's that supposed to mean?
432
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:18,144
I mean we're talking about a guy
433
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,042
who went into severe
depression for two weeks
434
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:22,826
when Echo and the Bunnymen
broke up.
435
00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:24,292
So?
436
00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,886
And it was only
a week and a half.
437
00:31:31,223 --> 00:31:33,349
Let's go to bed.
438
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:37,187
I think I'm going
to work for a while.
439
00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:39,137
Whatever.
440
00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:50,114
Are we totally out
of cigarettes again?
441
00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:46,380
Where did you get this from?
442
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:54,456
What's... What's wrong, huh?
443
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:55,759
Hey.
444
00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:02,150
I've blown it, man.
445
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:04,830
I've totally fucking blown it.
446
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:06,972
What happened?
447
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,963
I think I killed a cop.
448
00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,316
What?
449
00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,228
I mean, you think
you killed a cop.
450
00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:28,549
What do you mean,
451
00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:31,158
you think you killed a cop?
452
00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,009
I don't know.
453
00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:35,172
I mean, I didn't check
his pulse or anything,
454
00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:36,963
But...
455
00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:41,417
looked like dead pork to me.
456
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,823
You got to help me.
457
00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:46,133
Help you do what?
458
00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:47,369
Get away.
459
00:33:47,426 --> 00:33:51,252
To... What? To where?
460
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,867
I've got a friend up north.
461
00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:54,533
We can stay there for a while,
462
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,184
at least, I know,
I mean, until...
463
00:33:57,269 --> 00:34:00,585
Why me?
464
00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:04,741
You're the only person I know.
465
00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:11,785
Oh, tell me this is
just a nightmare.
466
00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:37,415
Ahem.
Here's your change.
467
00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,866
That's all?
468
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:47,810
I had to get supplies.
469
00:34:47,986 --> 00:34:50,374
You sure we got to do this?
470
00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:54,772
Dude, come on.
It's going to be rad.
471
00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:56,693
A big adventure.
472
00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:02,260
So, uh, what actually happens
473
00:35:02,334 --> 00:35:04,394
once we get to San Francisco?
474
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,875
I'll figure something out.
475
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,703
Oh, great.
476
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,604
And just to think, 48 hours ago,
477
00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:12,585
I was just another
bummed-out HIV-positive homo
478
00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:13,887
minding my own business.
479
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,123
Now I'm a fugitive
480
00:35:15,181 --> 00:35:16,880
driving to God-fuck knows where
481
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,322
in the middle of the night,
482
00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:20,477
facing an accessory
to a murder rap.
483
00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:22,188
Yeah, well,
484
00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:25,295
the world is a big,
confusing place, isn't it?
485
00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:34,444
Seven hours bound
in the cords of love
486
00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:36,036
What time is it?
487
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:40,077
I don't know.
It's like 5 something. I...
488
00:35:40,906 --> 00:35:43,490
You tired? Want me
to drive a while?
489
00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,014
Yeah. Would you?
490
00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,581
Sure.
491
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:49,556
Seven hours bound
in the cords of love
492
00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:05,979
You can go ahead
493
00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:09,498
Oh, God, I'm so beat.
494
00:36:10,902 --> 00:36:13,355
Hey, if your hands are freezing,
495
00:36:13,439 --> 00:36:15,659
would you at least
keep them on the wheel?
496
00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:22,294
Man, that stuff was
putting me to sleep.
497
00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:26,268
Do you want to just
concentrate on driving?
498
00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:33,127
Thanks for the nice
relaxing nap music.
499
00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:37,152
Oh. Sorry.
500
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:43,869
Hey, did you ever hear
of using one lane
501
00:36:43,969 --> 00:36:45,660
Huh?
502
00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:49,334
Hey.
503
00:36:51,743 --> 00:36:53,707
You're a bad enough
driver as it is.
504
00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:56,068
I really don't want
to end my life
505
00:36:56,147 --> 00:36:57,750
splattered
on the pavement out here
506
00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,320
in wherever the fuck...
507
00:36:59,385 --> 00:37:01,180
East Bum Fuck...
508
00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:03,905
Hey, look out!
509
00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:06,082
Don't spaz out, man.
510
00:37:06,157 --> 00:37:09,593
Jesus Christ, you're going to
give me a fucking heart attack.
511
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:15,070
Where did you get
your license, Beirut?
512
00:37:18,136 --> 00:37:20,077
What license?
513
00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:34,259
Well, we ought to be
alright here until morning.
514
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:37,327
Good, because I got
to take a piss.
515
00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:57,544
Uhh...
516
00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:00,692
Fuck, it's freezing out there.
517
00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,513
I thought my dick
was going to break off
518
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:03,824
like an icicle.
519
00:38:03,882 --> 00:38:05,550
Oh, that would be a pity.
520
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:08,266
Mmm.
521
00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:12,059
You want to get in back?
522
00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:16,008
Yeah, I guess.
523
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,382
Ow. Whoa. Watch out.
524
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:26,906
Ohh...
525
00:38:27,573 --> 00:38:29,814
So are we having fun yet?
526
00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:41,625
I'm wild about you, guy.
527
00:38:42,621 --> 00:38:45,362
Whatever you say.
528
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:13,436
Oh, great. What do you mean
you lost his phone number?
529
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:16,985
Don't have a cardiac,
Mr. Old Man.
530
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,495
I know the way, all right?
531
00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:20,879
Just get off at the next exit.
532
00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:25,210
Oh, why do I have this
horrible sinking feeling
533
00:39:25,330 --> 00:39:26,900
in the pit of my stomach?
534
00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:29,806
It's probably the fries.
535
00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:38,772
All right. So I'll
be back in a flash.
536
00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:46,551
Yo, Gus.
537
00:39:46,718 --> 00:39:49,138
How's it hanging, dude?
538
00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:53,112
Hey, man, don't you remember me?
539
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,579
Come on, Gus.
Gay Pride parade...
540
00:39:55,661 --> 00:40:00,304
Two, maybe three years ago?
541
00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:03,244
I can't believe we drive
all the fucking night long.
542
00:40:03,334 --> 00:40:08,175
Look, I said I'll figure
something out, all right?
543
00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:13,616
So now what?
544
00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:15,084
Now where do we go?
545
00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:16,586
Wherever!
546
00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:18,480
Here. There. This way.
547
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,021
I don't care.
548
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:23,454
What difference does it make?
549
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:26,630
All I know is if I
don't take a shower
550
00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:28,818
and brush my teeth
in about two minutes,
551
00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,722
I'm gonna... I'm gonna
fucking kill myself.
552
00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:37,307
I'm a fag, okay?
I can't stand being dirty.
553
00:40:44,309 --> 00:40:45,683
Feel better now, princess?
554
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:47,253
Piss off.
555
00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,792
I thought we were through
556
00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:55,283
with the little
Clint Eastwood routine.
557
00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:58,560
It's protection.
558
00:40:58,657 --> 00:41:00,998
It's my security blanket.
559
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:11,467
What the hell are those?
560
00:41:11,737 --> 00:41:12,999
What?
561
00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:16,569
They're my favorites.
562
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,975
You are weird, aren't you?
563
00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:23,463
I'm weird? I'm weird?
That's a good one.
564
00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:26,811
Yeah. You are.
565
00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:33,767
What do you say
we go to Washington
566
00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:36,606
and blow Bush's brains out?
567
00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:40,292
There is a great idea.
568
00:41:40,398 --> 00:41:44,355
Can you at least
hide that thing?
569
00:41:44,469 --> 00:41:45,745
Or better yet,
570
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:48,256
we can hold him at gunpoint,
571
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:50,694
inject him with a syringe
full of our blood.
572
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:54,917
How much you want to bet
573
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:56,713
they'd have a magic cure
by tomorrow?
574
00:41:56,782 --> 00:42:00,958
I said put the gun away, man.
575
00:42:01,587 --> 00:42:05,628
At least be a little
discreet with it.
576
00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:14,142
I got to go make a phone call.
577
00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:48,845
Wait.
578
00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,210
Hello.
579
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,526
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Hello?
580
00:42:54,606 --> 00:42:57,254
Yes, I will accept the charges.
581
00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:59,730
Jon, what the fuck?
582
00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:02,690
Where are you?
583
00:43:02,781 --> 00:43:06,214
Yeah, it's a long fucking story.
584
00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:07,427
Uh...
585
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:10,038
Yeah, he c... he came back,
586
00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:11,429
and yes...
587
00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:15,348
Yeah, we're
in a shitload of trouble.
588
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,652
Uh, I don't know.
Somewhere...
589
00:43:17,729 --> 00:43:21,883
All I know is that
we're somewhere outside
590
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,060
Yeah. Yeah, listen, Darce,
591
00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:26,228
I need you
to do me a favor, okay?
592
00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:29,575
Um, Alberto.
Can you call Alberto
593
00:43:29,675 --> 00:43:33,108
and tell him that I need
a deadline extension
594
00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:34,911
on the article.
595
00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:36,418
Yeah, yeah.
596
00:43:36,481 --> 00:43:39,228
And the rent was due last week.
597
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:42,132
Uh, the mail...
598
00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:46,243
Could you feed Craig?
599
00:43:46,324 --> 00:43:48,614
Jon, what the fuck is going on?
600
00:43:48,694 --> 00:43:51,702
Have you totally lost your mind?
601
00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:56,404
I don't know, but I
sincerely think I have.
602
00:43:56,735 --> 00:43:59,285
All I know is that
I have bitten off
603
00:43:59,370 --> 00:44:02,411
more than I can gag on,
that's for sure.
604
00:44:02,507 --> 00:44:06,248
Look, D... Darce, I can't
talk right now, okay?
605
00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:15,899
Uh, Darce, I got to go, okay?
606
00:44:15,987 --> 00:44:17,295
I can't talk.
607
00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:19,251
Yeah, I'll call you tomorrow.
608
00:44:19,324 --> 00:44:21,155
I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
609
00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:23,712
No. I'll be fine. Okay?
610
00:44:23,795 --> 00:44:26,018
Good-bye.
611
00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:32,776
Well, I give up.
612
00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:34,537
Huh?
613
00:44:34,605 --> 00:44:38,760
I can't think of any
place else for us to go.
614
00:44:38,877 --> 00:44:40,348
Let's just go around, you know?
615
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:42,701
I mean, hang out.
We'll see...
616
00:44:42,781 --> 00:44:46,116
Get a clue.
This is not a vacation.
617
00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:50,305
We're supposed to be
on the run here.
618
00:44:50,421 --> 00:44:53,626
Why don't we just park
somewhere and have sex?
619
00:44:53,725 --> 00:44:56,505
You don't think about
anything else, do you?
620
00:44:56,594 --> 00:44:58,000
Why bother?
621
00:44:58,063 --> 00:45:00,025
Besides, I got a chub.
622
00:45:00,098 --> 00:45:01,275
You have a what?
623
00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:02,837
A chub... you know, a boner.
624
00:45:02,901 --> 00:45:05,812
A boner. Oh, right.
625
00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:07,702
Go ahead, feel.
626
00:45:07,773 --> 00:45:11,467
I'm not going to fondle
your crotch right now.
627
00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:15,206
Why not?
628
00:45:15,313 --> 00:45:18,754
Because I'm
a responsible driver.
629
00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:23,050
Well, I think there ought
to be enough in this account
630
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,468
to keep us going at least
until we figure out
631
00:46:25,550 --> 00:46:27,774
what the fuck we're doing.
632
00:46:27,853 --> 00:46:30,594
Outstanding.
633
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,890
Hi, Jon. This is Tammy
634
00:47:03,955 --> 00:47:05,622
from the Outreach Clinic.
635
00:47:05,690 --> 00:47:07,717
Dr. Saford would like
to talk with you
636
00:47:07,792 --> 00:47:09,329
about some counseling centers
637
00:47:09,394 --> 00:47:11,650
which can hopefully get
you the help you need.
638
00:47:11,729 --> 00:47:17,270
Please give me a call
here at 818 954-4776.
639
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,287
Yeah, dude,
640
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,369
where the fuck are you?
641
00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:27,349
I've got these Revolting Cocks
tickets for Friday,
642
00:47:27,412 --> 00:47:30,453
and this one-time-only offer
expires at midnight,
643
00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:31,954
so you better call me.
644
00:47:32,017 --> 00:47:34,338
Did I take my Nitzer Ebb CD?
645
00:47:34,419 --> 00:47:36,054
Anyway, later.
646
00:47:37,722 --> 00:47:39,520
Hi. It's me, the worrywart.
647
00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,356
Just calling to see
if you want to maybe
648
00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:43,846
go to that thing
at Lace on Saturday.
649
00:47:43,929 --> 00:47:45,596
I know we both swore
650
00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:47,265
we'd never go near
performance art again
651
00:47:47,332 --> 00:47:48,934
as long as we lived,
652
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,995
but Peter said
Isabella is doing a piece
653
00:47:51,069 --> 00:47:52,872
and, well, it be just
for a laugh or something,
654
00:47:52,938 --> 00:47:54,409
so... ahem... call me, please,
655
00:47:54,472 --> 00:47:55,681
and let me know, okay?
656
00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:56,918
Talk to you later.
657
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,670
Wait. Hold on.
658
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:33,018
What?
659
00:48:33,078 --> 00:48:34,255
Don't come yet.
660
00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:35,717
I want to ask you something.
661
00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:38,756
What, right now?
662
00:48:38,849 --> 00:48:42,381
If you had to choose...
663
00:48:42,487 --> 00:48:44,645
which would you rather die for,
664
00:48:44,722 --> 00:48:48,548
sex... or love?
665
00:48:48,659 --> 00:48:50,425
What are you talking about?
666
00:48:50,495 --> 00:48:52,555
No, come on.
I'm curious.
667
00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:54,232
You're drunk.
668
00:48:54,299 --> 00:49:02,140
Out of your fucking mind
is more like it.
669
00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,965
So do you mind if we, uh,
670
00:49:06,044 --> 00:49:08,692
continue this discussion
a little bit later?
671
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:11,582
I'm starting to lose my hard-on.
672
00:49:15,753 --> 00:49:18,435
I really hate guys
who talk during sex.
673
00:49:18,523 --> 00:49:21,335
Did I ever mention that?
674
00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:22,667
Mm-mmm.
675
00:49:32,237 --> 00:49:34,264
These are notes
676
00:49:34,339 --> 00:49:37,837
This whole thing
is, um, so surreal.
677
00:49:37,942 --> 00:49:40,003
It's like some bizarre
678
00:49:40,078 --> 00:49:42,824
quasi-dream within a dream.
679
00:49:42,913 --> 00:49:46,609
It's like I've fallen
through the looking glass,
680
00:49:46,717 --> 00:49:50,707
never to return again.
681
00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:52,751
What'cha doing?
682
00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:57,010
Uh, it's, um...
It's sort of like a journal.
683
00:49:57,128 --> 00:50:00,071
You know, I keep notes of things
684
00:50:00,165 --> 00:50:03,500
and stuff I think about.
685
00:50:03,601 --> 00:50:07,427
What the fuck for?
686
00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:09,631
Well, I use it
for my work, for one.
687
00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:13,109
You know, for my writing.
688
00:50:13,211 --> 00:50:14,944
Sounds bogus to me.
689
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:18,053
Pass that tanning
butter, will you?
690
00:50:24,822 --> 00:50:26,424
Good catch.
691
00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:28,436
Thanks.
692
00:50:32,897 --> 00:50:34,123
Ahem.
693
00:50:36,834 --> 00:50:38,768
Oh, fuck.
694
00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:41,473
Shit.
695
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:43,413
What?
696
00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:46,604
Ah, the fucking
batteries are dead.
697
00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:49,789
Oh, great fucking loss.
698
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:53,551
Oh, that's pretty.
699
00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:54,991
Didn't your mom ever teach you
700
00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:58,356
to eat with your mouth shut?
701
00:50:58,456 --> 00:51:00,320
My mom got killed
by a garbage truck
702
00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,634
when I was about 3.
703
00:51:01,692 --> 00:51:03,164
You fucking whore!
704
00:51:03,228 --> 00:51:04,405
Shut up!
705
00:51:04,462 --> 00:51:05,999
You slut!
Fucking whore!
706
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:08,190
I said shut the fuck up!
707
00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:15,063
Excuse me. Excuse me.
708
00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:16,938
Uh, have you...
Have you read this...
709
00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:18,937
Have you seen this phrase?
710
00:51:20,678 --> 00:51:24,406
You fucking kook.
Get the fuck out of here.
711
00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:26,510
Yeah.
You're a fucking whore.
712
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:28,546
Go ahead, whore.
Try hitting me again...
713
00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:29,894
Let me go!
714
00:51:29,954 --> 00:51:31,164
Fucking whore!
715
00:51:31,222 --> 00:51:33,184
Let me go, slimy scumbag!
716
00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:34,761
Hey.
717
00:51:34,825 --> 00:51:38,228
What the fuck are
you gawking at?
718
00:51:39,964 --> 00:51:42,188
Mind your own fucking business!
719
00:51:42,267 --> 00:51:44,425
Creep.
Sorry.
720
00:51:47,138 --> 00:51:49,296
Aah!
721
00:51:54,011 --> 00:51:56,203
Put it inside me.
722
00:51:56,281 --> 00:51:59,355
Honest?
723
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:02,427
Put it in.
724
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,215
I haven't got a condom.
725
00:52:04,589 --> 00:52:06,630
I don't care.
726
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:30,654
Wait a minute.
727
00:52:31,549 --> 00:52:32,726
Here.
728
00:52:32,783 --> 00:52:34,484
What do you want me to do?
729
00:52:34,552 --> 00:52:36,939
When I start to come, choke me.
730
00:52:37,021 --> 00:52:38,395
What?
731
00:52:38,456 --> 00:52:40,620
Come on.
732
00:52:42,126 --> 00:52:43,467
Come on.
733
00:53:04,482 --> 00:53:06,137
Yes.
734
00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:11,531
So was that as good for you
as it was for me?
735
00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:14,763
Would you shut the fuck up?
736
00:53:38,048 --> 00:53:39,880
You think we ever met before?
737
00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:41,160
What do you mean,
738
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,854
like in another
life or something?
739
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,097
Yeah.
740
00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:46,044
Fuck, no.
741
00:53:48,259 --> 00:53:50,287
What do you think happens
after, uh...
742
00:53:50,361 --> 00:53:52,028
After what?
743
00:53:52,096 --> 00:53:55,334
You know, after we croak.
744
00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:56,544
I don't know.
745
00:53:56,601 --> 00:53:57,810
To tell you the truth,
746
00:53:57,868 --> 00:54:00,453
I never think about it.
747
00:54:00,538 --> 00:54:03,612
I'd like to think it's going
to be better than here.
748
00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:05,572
I mean, how could it
get much worse?
749
00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:06,950
There's nothing out there.
750
00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:11,883
It's just black,
cold nothingness.
751
00:54:12,016 --> 00:54:14,959
The entire concept
of the afterlife
752
00:54:15,052 --> 00:54:17,767
is just this pathetic notion
753
00:54:17,855 --> 00:54:21,355
in order to avoid
confronting their
754
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:27,083
I mean, we're just
fucking animals,
755
00:54:27,231 --> 00:54:29,160
You think amoebas sit around
756
00:54:29,233 --> 00:54:33,713
and contemplate
what heaven is like?
757
00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:36,879
I don't know.
I never asked one.
758
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,175
Hello.
759
00:55:04,234 --> 00:55:08,617
Yes, I'll accept the charges.
760
00:55:08,739 --> 00:55:10,145
Yeah, Darce.
761
00:55:10,207 --> 00:55:13,543
Look, I'm sorry to keep
calling you collect.
762
00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:18,222
I just... I don't have
the 37.50 in exact change.
763
00:55:18,349 --> 00:55:20,997
Um...
764
00:55:21,085 --> 00:55:23,865
Wyoming, maybe. I don't know.
765
00:55:23,954 --> 00:55:27,682
Siberia. Pluto.
I have no idea.
766
00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:30,081
I've been worried sick
about you, you dork.
767
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,366
I can't eat. I can't sleep.
My face has broken out.
768
00:55:33,464 --> 00:55:34,903
I'm driving Peter crazy.
769
00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,797
This is worse than PMS.
770
00:55:36,867 --> 00:55:39,354
When are you coming home?
771
00:55:39,437 --> 00:55:42,772
Soon, I hope.
772
00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:46,012
Darce, would you stop
worrying about me?
773
00:55:46,110 --> 00:55:50,721
Yes, I know that I have made
the worst mistake of my life.
774
00:55:50,848 --> 00:55:52,778
Well, at this point,
it really doesn't matter.
775
00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:56,120
I'm just trying
to take things day by day.
776
00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:58,116
Take it day by day?
777
00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:01,852
What, have you been brainwashed
778
00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:05,491
Well, the whole world's
spiraling out of control.
779
00:56:05,596 --> 00:56:09,336
I think Mars must be in Sag.
780
00:56:12,302 --> 00:56:13,840
Darce, I don't know
how to describe it.
781
00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:15,376
It's like...
782
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,303
It's like nothing's...
783
00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:18,878
Nothing is the same anymore.
784
00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:21,559
Everything has changed.
785
00:56:21,646 --> 00:56:26,649
It's... No, I am not
on Ecstasy, you wench.
786
00:56:26,784 --> 00:56:28,189
Look, Darce, I got to go.
787
00:56:28,252 --> 00:56:30,018
I got... I got to go.
788
00:56:30,087 --> 00:56:32,442
No, I'll call you
in a couple of days, okay?
789
00:56:32,523 --> 00:56:35,990
Don't worry about me.
I'll be fine, really.
790
00:56:36,093 --> 00:56:37,533
Yeah, okay, good-bye.
791
00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:40,832
I'm going to kill you!
792
00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:42,665
Did I ever tell you
about the time
793
00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:47,279
I saw this bag lady
jump off a skyscraper?
794
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:49,857
It was at the corner
of Hollywood and Vine
795
00:56:49,940 --> 00:56:51,543
during rush hour.
796
00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:53,735
Man, it was just
like in the movies.
797
00:56:53,811 --> 00:56:55,839
This big crowd gathered around.
798
00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:57,286
The cops came.
799
00:56:57,347 --> 00:57:00,717
The fire department
came and stuff.
800
00:57:00,818 --> 00:57:02,846
Everyone was all trying
to talk her down.
801
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,157
I mean, people who wouldn't
even give her a nickel
802
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:08,316
if she were begging
in the street.
803
00:57:08,392 --> 00:57:09,733
Now all of a sudden
804
00:57:09,794 --> 00:57:13,358
her life became this fucking
precious thing to them.
805
00:57:13,464 --> 00:57:16,048
Well, she took the plunge.
806
00:57:16,133 --> 00:57:18,521
She landed feet first.
807
00:57:18,603 --> 00:57:21,218
She bounced back up
like 10 feet in the air
808
00:57:21,305 --> 00:57:23,398
after she hit.
809
00:57:23,474 --> 00:57:25,534
And the sound of it, man.
810
00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:28,553
Oh, man, I'll never forget it.
811
00:57:28,646 --> 00:57:33,158
It was so loud,
like this thunder crack.
812
00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:37,536
Every bone in her body
shattered at once.
813
00:57:37,655 --> 00:57:39,884
Fucking gnarly.
814
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,598
Man, I'm starved.
815
00:57:46,664 --> 00:57:49,673
What's for lunch?
816
00:57:49,767 --> 00:57:51,074
So what is this?
817
00:57:51,135 --> 00:57:52,312
Is this the Super Whale
818
00:57:52,369 --> 00:57:55,214
or the Gut Bomb Burger?
819
00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:58,146
Take a bite and find out.
820
00:58:05,082 --> 00:58:07,038
I still can't tell
the difference.
821
00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:08,659
Oh, fuck.
822
00:58:10,555 --> 00:58:12,942
I hate the fucking parking...
823
00:58:13,023 --> 00:58:15,542
Fuck. Can you imagine
making a living
824
00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:19,353
fucking other people's days up?
825
00:58:19,463 --> 00:58:21,949
It's not like you got
to pay for it or anything.
826
00:58:22,032 --> 00:58:24,158
Yeah, well, considering
the mess we're in right now,
827
00:58:24,234 --> 00:58:25,837
the last thing I need
is somebody
828
00:58:25,903 --> 00:58:27,342
to run my license plate through
829
00:58:27,404 --> 00:58:30,969
some fucking computer,
if you know what I mean.
830
00:58:31,075 --> 00:58:32,350
I swear to God,
831
00:58:32,409 --> 00:58:34,862
if I ever got my hands
on one of their necks,
832
00:58:34,945 --> 00:58:36,188
I'd fucking wring it.
833
00:58:36,246 --> 00:58:40,001
What the...
Are you fucking crazy?
834
00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,819
You're trying to get us
both killed, right?
835
00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:47,197
Is that it?
836
00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:50,477
I just want to go home!
837
00:58:51,495 --> 00:58:53,032
I want to go home.
838
00:58:53,097 --> 00:58:54,830
I want to listen
to my Smiths CDs
839
00:58:54,899 --> 00:58:57,286
and pretend
I never fucking met you.
840
00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:59,166
Who the fuck are you anyways?
841
00:58:59,236 --> 00:59:01,132
Pretend I never met you.
842
00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:03,069
Pretend you never fucking
came into my life,
843
00:59:03,140 --> 00:59:05,887
that I never fucking
stopped the car that day,
844
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:07,382
that I just kept on going.
845
00:59:07,444 --> 00:59:09,537
So you and Toto
can go back to Kansas
846
00:59:09,614 --> 00:59:11,019
and live happily
ever after, right?
847
00:59:11,081 --> 00:59:12,324
Yeah, right. Fuck you.
848
00:59:12,382 --> 00:59:13,560
Right?
Fuck you!
849
00:59:13,618 --> 00:59:14,868
Right?
850
00:59:16,253 --> 00:59:18,604
Get your motherfucking hands off me!
851
00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:21,260
Ow. Fuck.
852
00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:23,665
You really want to go back
853
00:59:23,728 --> 00:59:25,068
to your "I'm HIV-positive
854
00:59:25,129 --> 00:59:28,838
and everything's normal,
hunky-dory" life?
855
00:59:29,967 --> 00:59:31,863
Well, go fucking right ahead.
856
00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:34,257
Just don't forget to have sex
857
00:59:34,338 --> 00:59:38,818
and don't plan anything
too far in the future.
858
00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:40,185
Don't you get it?
859
00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:41,846
We're not like them.
860
00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,285
We don't have as much time.
861
00:59:44,682 --> 00:59:46,775
So we got to grab
life by the balls
862
00:59:46,851 --> 00:59:49,401
and go for it.
863
00:59:49,486 --> 00:59:50,696
You can piss it all away
864
00:59:50,755 --> 00:59:52,160
in that stupid job of yours
865
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:53,399
until you wither away
866
00:59:53,457 --> 00:59:55,157
and they feed you to the worms.
867
00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:58,600
I say fuck that shit, man.
868
01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:02,518
You keep banging your
head against the wall,
869
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,201
and what are you going to get?
870
01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:06,909
A fucking bloody head,
that's what.
871
01:00:19,650 --> 01:00:23,091
I knew you'd see things my way.
872
01:00:33,197 --> 01:00:34,472
Just promise me
873
01:00:34,531 --> 01:00:38,795
no more convict
cowabunga bullshit, okay?
874
01:00:40,037 --> 01:00:41,280
Scout's honor.
875
01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:44,486
Promise me for real.
876
01:00:45,910 --> 01:00:48,851
Get the fuck off me.
877
01:00:59,023 --> 01:01:02,374
So where do we go from here?
878
01:01:03,393 --> 01:01:05,678
The world is ours.
879
01:01:06,063 --> 01:01:08,216
Yeah, right.
880
01:01:13,904 --> 01:01:15,212
I swear,
881
01:01:15,272 --> 01:01:16,645
the first symptom,
882
01:01:16,707 --> 01:01:18,669
the first sign of anything...
883
01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:20,050
What?
884
01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:21,549
I'll just off myself
straight away.
885
01:01:21,611 --> 01:01:23,214
No way am I going to go
886
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,144
through all that horrible
shit you hear about.
887
01:01:25,215 --> 01:01:27,177
Yeah, well, I'm sure
everybody says that.
888
01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:29,311
You know, when it comes
right down to it,
889
01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:31,512
I think every conceivable method
890
01:01:31,588 --> 01:01:35,775
is either too painful
or too gruesome.
891
01:01:35,893 --> 01:01:39,261
Like, did you ever hear
how Ian Curtis died?
892
01:01:39,363 --> 01:01:40,638
That Joy Division guy?
893
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:41,907
Yeah.
Didn't he hang himself?
894
01:01:41,966 --> 01:01:43,437
Yeah, except, you know,
895
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,313
instead of just jumping
off a chair or something,
896
01:01:46,403 --> 01:01:49,281
the story goes he, uh,
stood on a block of ice,
897
01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:53,264
turned on the heater,
and waited for it to melt.
898
01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:54,881
No shit.
899
01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:57,373
That's intense.
900
01:01:58,783 --> 01:02:01,333
Yeah, I hear death
is a lot like coming.
901
01:02:01,418 --> 01:02:02,661
Hmm.
902
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,061
The same chemicals and stuff
903
01:02:04,121 --> 01:02:06,966
get released in the bloodstream.
904
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:09,968
All I heard is that
you shit your pants.
905
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:13,265
I mean, you've read about
those big fat senators
906
01:02:13,363 --> 01:02:15,685
who drop dead while
hosing some juicy whore.
907
01:02:15,766 --> 01:02:17,009
Right.
908
01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:19,062
Yeah.
That's how I want to go.
909
01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:21,581
With a big bang
910
01:02:21,638 --> 01:02:24,385
and a big fucking
smile on my face.
911
01:02:24,474 --> 01:02:26,240
Whatever turns you on.
912
01:02:26,310 --> 01:02:28,403
I want you to do it for me.
913
01:02:28,478 --> 01:02:30,244
Do what?
914
01:02:30,314 --> 01:02:32,537
Duh. Kill me.
915
01:02:32,616 --> 01:02:34,088
Put me out of my misery.
916
01:02:34,151 --> 01:02:35,622
Oh, yeah, right.
917
01:02:35,685 --> 01:02:37,419
I'm serious, guy.
918
01:02:37,487 --> 01:02:41,870
Promise you won't let me down.
919
01:02:41,992 --> 01:02:43,202
Just think of it
920
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:45,811
as giving me
the ultimate orgasm.
921
01:02:45,896 --> 01:02:48,544
I wish you wouldn't
talk such bullshit.
922
01:02:48,632 --> 01:02:50,528
What's the matter?
You scared?
923
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,040
I'm not scared. I just...
924
01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:53,737
Ah, forget it.
925
01:02:53,804 --> 01:02:56,452
I just don't want to talk
about it anymore, all right?
926
01:02:56,540 --> 01:03:00,781
All right, you little
delicate flower, you.
927
01:03:08,685 --> 01:03:09,961
Forget it.
928
01:03:10,020 --> 01:03:13,649
Forget it. Can we
just forget it?
929
01:03:13,757 --> 01:03:16,198
Darcy. Ohh...
930
01:03:24,434 --> 01:03:27,239
This is not going to happen.
931
01:03:27,737 --> 01:03:30,056
Okay?
932
01:03:32,076 --> 01:03:33,940
So unless you want me
to lie here
933
01:03:34,011 --> 01:03:35,809
with my legs spread, faking it,
934
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,294
can we just give it up already?
935
01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:41,790
Where are my cigarettes?
936
01:03:41,852 --> 01:03:44,402
Maybe if you would just relax.
937
01:03:44,488 --> 01:03:47,689
I cannot just relax.
938
01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:51,433
I have too much junk on my mind.
939
01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:58,947
You know it's impossible for me
940
01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:01,750
I don't even know
why you instigated it
941
01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,538
Maybe because we haven't
had sex in so long,
942
01:04:03,607 --> 01:04:05,275
my cock's about to atrophy.
943
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:06,813
Well, jerk off, then.
944
01:04:06,877 --> 01:04:08,283
You know, I do not exist
945
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:09,686
solely to provide
periodic relief
946
01:04:09,746 --> 01:04:11,348
for the pressure
building in your gonads.
947
01:04:11,415 --> 01:04:12,820
And if I don't find a cigarette
948
01:04:12,883 --> 01:04:14,060
in one fucking second,
949
01:04:14,118 --> 01:04:15,523
I'm going to have a seizure.
950
01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:17,341
I don't need this.
951
01:04:19,756 --> 01:04:21,981
Darcy, I'm trying.
952
01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:24,404
I really am.
953
01:04:24,895 --> 01:04:27,543
You're letting a virus
in somebody else's bloodstream.
954
01:04:27,731 --> 01:04:31,100
Jon is hardly what I would call
somebody else.
955
01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:33,342
Eureka.
956
01:04:43,313 --> 01:04:44,552
Darce.
957
01:04:44,814 --> 01:04:47,257
Yeah.
958
01:04:49,686 --> 01:04:51,166
Um...
959
01:04:52,556 --> 01:04:54,650
Peter.
960
01:04:58,195 --> 01:05:02,085
Peter, I am sorry I have
been such a bitch lately.
961
01:05:04,034 --> 01:05:05,440
It's just this thing with Jon
962
01:05:05,502 --> 01:05:08,217
has got me really fucked up.
963
01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:11,546
I started seeing someone else.
964
01:05:18,515 --> 01:05:20,352
What?
965
01:05:21,851 --> 01:05:24,492
I was going to say
something before, but...
966
01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:37,101
Get out of here.
967
01:05:37,167 --> 01:05:38,855
Darcy.
968
01:05:41,371 --> 01:05:43,235
I mean it.
I give you two minutes
969
01:05:43,307 --> 01:05:44,908
to get dressed
and get your toothbrush
970
01:05:44,975 --> 01:05:46,955
and get the fuck out of here!
971
01:05:47,844 --> 01:05:49,885
You asshole!
972
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:52,182
Here you go.
973
01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:53,483
Thanks.
974
01:06:57,214 --> 01:06:59,292
Oh, fuck.
975
01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:01,655
God, I hate being sick.
976
01:07:01,718 --> 01:07:04,427
Hey, look, I got you
one of these, too.
977
01:07:04,821 --> 01:07:07,242
Thank you, Mommy.
978
01:07:07,324 --> 01:07:11,477
Hey, you want another
jacket or something?
979
01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:16,409
Ahem.
980
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:17,709
Here.
981
01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:18,977
Oh, no, thanks.
982
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,899
Hey, doctor's orders.
983
01:07:20,970 --> 01:07:22,344
Ahem.
984
01:07:22,406 --> 01:07:25,596
Beats the hell
out of Robitussin, you know.
985
01:07:28,245 --> 01:07:31,058
Do you want me to drive a while?
986
01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:34,495
I may be sick,
but I'm not suicidal.
987
01:07:39,022 --> 01:07:40,853
Hey, did you ever play
that alphabet game
988
01:07:40,924 --> 01:07:42,330
on the freeway with the cars
989
01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:43,569
when you were a kid?
990
01:07:43,627 --> 01:07:45,981
What, you mean that one, um,
991
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,777
where you, like, try
to spell out the alphabet
992
01:07:48,865 --> 01:07:50,827
with different makes of cars?
993
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:55,347
Yeah, why, when I was,
like, 12 or something.
994
01:07:57,307 --> 01:07:59,040
Want to play?
995
01:07:59,109 --> 01:08:00,221
What?
996
01:08:00,277 --> 01:08:01,486
Come on.
997
01:08:01,545 --> 01:08:05,828
Oh, you're kidding me, right?
998
01:08:05,949 --> 01:08:08,025
No. Audi.
999
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:54,702
I'll be back
in a second, all right?
1000
01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:08,838
Fucking machine's out of order.
1001
01:09:08,912 --> 01:09:11,094
Oh, shit.
1002
01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:14,873
Hey.
1003
01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:18,164
Fuck you! Fuck you!
1004
01:09:18,222 --> 01:09:19,464
Fuck you!
1005
01:09:19,523 --> 01:09:22,630
God fucking damn it!
1006
01:09:27,531 --> 01:09:29,558
You motherfucking idiot!
1007
01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:35,283
How can you be
so fucking stupid?
1008
01:09:35,405 --> 01:09:36,640
Sorry.
1009
01:09:37,106 --> 01:09:40,344
Oh, great. Sorry's going
to help us a lot now.
1010
01:09:40,444 --> 01:09:42,439
Look, I said I'm sorry.
1011
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:46,011
I said I'm sorry.
What do you fucking
1012
01:09:46,115 --> 01:09:48,242
I'm so fucking over this.
1013
01:09:49,586 --> 01:09:51,025
My mind is fucked up.
1014
01:09:51,087 --> 01:09:52,951
It's like I have
this vision of you
1015
01:09:53,022 --> 01:09:54,462
as this vampire.
1016
01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:57,074
You're sucking the life
force out of me.
1017
01:09:58,762 --> 01:10:01,511
I mean, it really scares me.
1018
01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:05,031
Well, then pull the trigger.
1019
01:10:05,101 --> 01:10:06,377
Will that make you happy?
1020
01:10:06,436 --> 01:10:08,038
Put that thing away.
1021
01:10:08,104 --> 01:10:09,968
No, come on, dude.
I deserve it, right?
1022
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:12,460
Just put that thing away.
1023
01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:13,850
Come on, dude, kill me.
1024
01:10:13,910 --> 01:10:15,872
Will you fucking
put that thing away?
1025
01:10:39,002 --> 01:10:41,559
I'm going for a walk.
1026
01:11:14,037 --> 01:11:15,495
Hello.
1027
01:11:30,854 --> 01:11:32,795
Fuck.
1028
01:12:25,008 --> 01:12:26,247
No!
1029
01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:30,451
Fuck you!
1030
01:13:00,510 --> 01:13:02,160
Hello.
1031
01:13:03,146 --> 01:13:05,726
Yes, I'll accept the charges.
1032
01:13:06,015 --> 01:13:07,716
Jon? Jon, is that you?
1033
01:13:07,784 --> 01:13:10,040
Where the fuck are you,
you fucker?
1034
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:14,829
Yeah, Darce,
1035
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:17,332
I'm coming home.
1036
01:13:25,535 --> 01:13:28,478
What are you doing?
1037
01:13:28,572 --> 01:13:30,970
Hey, dude.
1038
01:13:37,781 --> 01:13:39,358
Jesus.
1039
01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:47,050
It's living inside me, but...
1040
01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:50,411
I can't see it.
1041
01:13:52,328 --> 01:13:53,866
Can you?
1042
01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:55,166
Oh...
1043
01:13:55,632 --> 01:13:59,383
This just looks like regular
boring old blood to me.
1044
01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:04,910
What's the matter,
1045
01:14:05,174 --> 01:14:07,651
haven't you ever seen
anybody bleed before?
1046
01:14:09,979 --> 01:14:12,650
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1047
01:14:13,349 --> 01:14:16,632
How can you pull shit like this?
1048
01:14:19,589 --> 01:14:21,426
I don't know.
1049
01:14:24,761 --> 01:14:26,887
Our relationship
has definitely reached
1050
01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:29,995
critical mass here.
1051
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,754
Our holiday...
1052
01:14:33,036 --> 01:14:35,651
in the sun is over.
1053
01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:42,089
This hackneyed romantic fantasy
we've been having
1054
01:14:42,178 --> 01:14:45,419
has just about come to an end.
1055
01:14:55,692 --> 01:14:58,468
What do you mean?
1056
01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:02,834
I'm not going back.
1057
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:05,141
Send me a postcard.
1058
01:15:05,201 --> 01:15:07,742
This is where I get off.
1059
01:15:13,442 --> 01:15:15,045
So what are you going to do?
1060
01:15:15,111 --> 01:15:17,902
You going to just sit there?
1061
01:15:29,926 --> 01:15:32,467
Happy trails.
1062
01:15:54,751 --> 01:15:57,585
What do you think you're doing?
1063
01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:03,882
You'll never...
ever find anybody
1064
01:16:03,993 --> 01:16:07,515
who cares as much
about you as I do.
1065
01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:12,960
Don't you see that?
1066
01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:20,776
Don't be stupid.
1067
01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:27,815
You wouldn't have
the balls anyways.
1068
01:16:32,555 --> 01:16:33,700
You fucker.
1069
01:16:33,757 --> 01:16:37,148
Mellow out, man. Mellow out.
1070
01:16:37,761 --> 01:16:38,938
Ahh!
1071
01:16:38,995 --> 01:16:40,336
Mellow out, man!
1072
01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:42,228
Go ahead. Fucking
blow my brains out.
1073
01:16:42,298 --> 01:16:44,939
Go ahead, motherfucker!
1074
01:17:36,753 --> 01:17:39,455
What the fuck are you doing?
1075
01:17:53,903 --> 01:17:56,081
Can't you see?
1076
01:17:58,607 --> 01:18:01,510
I love you more than life.
1077
01:18:05,581 --> 01:18:07,577
You're crazy.
1078
01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:12,002
I don't care
about anything anymore.
1079
01:19:43,179 --> 01:19:44,454
Go ahead.
1080
01:19:44,513 --> 01:19:46,116
What the fuck
are you waiting for?
1081
01:19:46,182 --> 01:19:47,716
Just do it.
1082
01:19:47,984 --> 01:19:49,819
Do it!
71368
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