Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:08,608
Ooh. What's going on?
2
00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:09,876
Jay and Sam are interviewing
potential assistants.
3
00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,378
So far, it's been a bunch of duds.
4
00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:13,079
I blame child labor laws.
5
00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,781
How are people supposed to get experience
6
00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:17,217
when they're wasting their youth in schools?
7
00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:20,487
Oh. Cornell University School
of Hotel Administration.
8
00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:23,690
And three years working
at the St. Regis Midtown.
9
00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:25,525
This is very impressive, Freddie.
10
00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:27,160
Mm, yeah.
11
00:00:27,227 --> 00:00:28,595
I just have one question for you.
12
00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:29,996
You're at the airport.
13
00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:31,531
A gunman is using a hostage for cover.
14
00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:33,099
What do you do?
15
00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:34,601
Ignore him.
16
00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:36,403
Look, you seem very qualified,
17
00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:41,408
and no offense-- mainly to us--
but why do you want this job?
18
00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:43,109
Well, I'm from the area,
and I moved back recently
19
00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:44,811
to be near family.
20
00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:48,081
And it's always been my dream
to have my own B&B, so I thought
21
00:00:48,148 --> 00:00:49,349
why not learn from the best?
22
00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:50,784
The best?
23
00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:53,153
What fool would buy this malarkey?
24
00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,155
The best. That's...
25
00:00:55,221 --> 00:00:56,589
Wow.
26
00:00:56,656 --> 00:00:58,124
Look, I read that rave
27
00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:00,026
about you guys in Sippr last month.
28
00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:01,594
You're doing something
right here at Woodstone,
29
00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:03,763
and I just want to be a part of that.
30
00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,433
And, Jay, you shoot the hostage.
31
00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:08,435
Speed is the perfect movie,
32
00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:11,204
and Mr. Keanu Reeves is a national treasure.
33
00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:12,372
You're hired.
34
00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:13,673
I think Jay's in love.
35
00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,375
Oh. So am I.
36
00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:18,478
What? So... am I...
37
00:01:18,545 --> 00:01:20,647
officially offering you the job?
38
00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:22,882
I think I am!
39
00:01:22,949 --> 00:01:24,651
Wow!
40
00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:26,152
What an interesting way of phrasing that.
41
00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:29,322
So am I accepting the offer? You betcha.
42
00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:33,259
So Sam and Jay picked a third?
43
00:01:33,326 --> 00:01:34,961
Sure.
44
00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:37,063
♪ ♪
45
00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,669
Bjorn! Everything okay?
46
00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:45,271
I'm having situation with other ghost.
47
00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:47,507
It's embarrassing!
48
00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:51,444
{\an8}Son! Tell me what troubles you!
49
00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,380
{\an8}I'm getting bullied.
50
00:01:54,447 --> 00:01:56,115
{\an8}What?!
51
00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:57,283
{\an8}Bullied!
52
00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:58,985
{\an8}I'm sorry,
53
00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:02,489
{\an8}but it sound like you say "bullied,"
which is impossible.
54
00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:04,123
{\an8}Because you are mighty Viking.
55
00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:07,460
{\an8}Who could bully mighty Viking?
56
00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:11,030
{\an8}Oh, my God.
Are you whining to your daddy?
57
00:02:11,097 --> 00:02:12,198
{\an8}No!
58
00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:14,000
{\an8}Daddy,
59
00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:19,906
{\an8}the mean 50s housewife
is being mean to me. Wah!
60
00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,242
{\an8}That your bully?!
61
00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:25,845
{\an8}But she is... tiny woman! No.
62
00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:29,649
{\an8}She normal size woman,
just tiny 'cause you far away.
63
00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:33,586
{\an8}That was not Thor's
main issue with it.
64
00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:35,188
{\an8}I don't understand.
65
00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,023
{\an8}The gentleman hired to
be Sam and Jay's new assistant
66
00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:40,593
{\an8}just left his companion out
here to wait in his vehicle. Hmm.
67
00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:41,995
{\an8}I wonder if she's his girlfriend.
68
00:02:42,061 --> 00:02:43,496
{\an8}No way. She's way too hot for him.
69
00:02:43,563 --> 00:02:44,864
{\an8}Oh, my God.
70
00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:47,133
{\an8}Thank you. You can see us?
71
00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,002
{\an8}Yeah, I'm a ghost.
72
00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:51,137
{\an8}Ooh!
73
00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:53,273
{\an8}Hey, y'all.
74
00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,608
{\an8}I'm Jessica. How's it going?
75
00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,545
{\an8}Hold on. What is happening?
Where did you come from?
76
00:02:58,611 --> 00:02:59,679
{\an8}Uh, I'm a car ghost.
77
00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,147
{\an8}What's a car ghost?
78
00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,482
{\an8}I died in a car accident,
79
00:03:02,549 --> 00:03:04,217
{\an8}so now I'm bound to this car.
80
00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:05,618
{\an8}Well, this car and about...
81
00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,854
{\an8}One, two, three, four...
82
00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,490
{\an8}This car and about a five-foot border.
83
00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:12,992
{\an8}This is quite vexing.
84
00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:15,762
{\an8}You simply go
wherever the vehicle goes?
85
00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:18,064
{\an8}Yeah, but it's not bad,
for being dead.
86
00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:21,701
{\an8}Um, Freddie does food delivery,
so I get to see the world
87
00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,603
{\an8}and smell the smells.
88
00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:25,305
{\an8}Does he deliver pizzas?
89
00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,774
{\an8}All... the... time.
90
00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,475
{\an8}Ooh.
91
00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,611
{\an8}Sorry. I died buzzed.
92
00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:34,814
{\an8}I was coming from a bottomless
mimosa brunch with my bitches.
93
00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,516
{\an8}Bottomless alcoholic beverages?
94
00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,484
{\an8}How does such an
establishment stay in business?
95
00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:40,420
{\an8}Oh, well, they water the drinks down,
96
00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,989
{\an8}but, you know,
if you drink twice as many...
97
00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,892
{\an8}Aah!
Always forget about my head wound.
98
00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,095
{\an8}So, this is where we
keep the stapler and the stamps
99
00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,297
{\an8}and the little reception
bell that we had to put away
100
00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:53,032
{\an8}'cause Jay can't walk
by it without ringing it.
101
00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,601
{\an8}Uh, you gonna wrap this up soon?
102
00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:56,536
We got an afternoon walk.
103
00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,271
This is the guest book.
104
00:03:58,338 --> 00:03:59,706
Hello?
105
00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:01,841
Samantha, after our walk,
106
00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,376
will you open the curtain in my room?
107
00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:06,045
I have plans to stare
pensively for several hours.
108
00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:07,614
Hello?
109
00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,148
She's still ignoring us.
110
00:04:09,215 --> 00:04:10,483
Well, this is untenable.
111
00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,085
How long can this situation continue?
112
00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:14,587
Yeah, Sam.
How often is this guy going to be here?
113
00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:16,522
Freddie, I thought I should let you know
114
00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:19,892
your hours are going to be 10:00
to 6:00 Tuesday through Sunday.
115
00:04:19,959 --> 00:04:23,129
What?! If it's okay with you,
I'll be in early and leave late.
116
00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:24,797
That's not okay with us!
117
00:04:24,864 --> 00:04:26,933
Indeed. It's one thing when she
must refrain from responding
118
00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,735
during brief interactions with the guests,
119
00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:30,403
lest she appear deranged.
120
00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:32,238
But all day, every day?
121
00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:33,673
That we cannot abide.
122
00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:35,875
Freddie, you know, I'm going to take a walk
123
00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,610
around the grounds to stretch my legs.
124
00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:39,679
Ooh, I'll come with you.
125
00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:41,080
Would love to familiarize
myself with the grounds
126
00:04:41,147 --> 00:04:42,915
so I could better help the guests.
127
00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:44,317
Oh, get a damn life, Freddie!
128
00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,054
So Bjorn's being bullied
129
00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,056
by one of the other ghosts at the Farnsby's?
130
00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:53,926
Normally, I would counsel Bjorn
to destroy enemy with violence,
131
00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:55,762
but can't do that with woman, and,
132
00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:58,097
also, violence not affect ghost.
133
00:04:58,164 --> 00:05:04,570
Being father to adult ghost baby son...
very complicated.
134
00:05:04,637 --> 00:05:05,905
I hear you, buddy.
135
00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,473
Fatherhood. It's not easy.
136
00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,042
But there's some good news.
137
00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:11,844
There's a simple solution
to Bjorn's problems.
138
00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:14,414
All he has to do is use his words.
139
00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,716
Interesting.
140
00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:20,253
Use words to inflict emotional violence.
141
00:05:20,319 --> 00:05:22,055
I like.
142
00:05:22,121 --> 00:05:24,824
No, that's not what I meant.
I meant to communicate.
143
00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:26,259
You know? Talk to the bully,
144
00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:28,928
tell her how her words are affecting Bjorn.
145
00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,931
Or let her know how dumb her face looks.
146
00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,200
I don't think that's what Pete's saying,
Thor.
147
00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:36,335
Yes, but is better than what Pete is saying,
148
00:05:36,402 --> 00:05:38,237
and comes from Pete's idea.
149
00:05:38,304 --> 00:05:39,906
Thor "yes and" Pete.
150
00:05:39,972 --> 00:05:42,375
Okay, do not use improv for evil.
151
00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:43,876
That is the first rule of improv.
152
00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:45,344
I thought the first rule was
153
00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,080
always support your scene partner. Yes.
154
00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:50,650
Okay, love that you guys are listening,
but, Thor, please.
155
00:05:50,717 --> 00:05:52,819
Bullying back is not the solution.
156
00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:55,788
Yes, and... it is!
157
00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,557
All right.
158
00:05:57,623 --> 00:06:01,160
Off to counsel Bjorn on how
to continue cycle of violence.
159
00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:03,162
Good talk!
160
00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,031
But probably one of the best classes
161
00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:06,866
I took was Beverage Management.
162
00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:09,602
Samantha, you have to see this!
There's a car ghost!
163
00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:11,738
Oh, my God!
164
00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:13,773
Is that a... Toyota?
165
00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,308
You don't see those every day.
166
00:06:15,374 --> 00:06:18,010
Really? I think they're
literally the most popular car.
167
00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:19,979
She's bound to the car.
168
00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,048
We've never seen anything like it!
169
00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,250
Freddie,
would you mind covering the desk for a bit?
170
00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,852
Sure thing, boss.
171
00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:27,353
This is the Living we were telling you about.
Oh, yeah.
172
00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,055
Yeah, yeah. Hi. I'm Sam.
173
00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,858
So, you live in Freddie's car?
That's interesting.
174
00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:33,426
He seems like a really great guy.
175
00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,361
Oh, yeah, he's so great.
176
00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:37,163
And you're his new boss, right?
177
00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:38,698
Yeah, we interviewed a bunch of people,
178
00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,333
but he really blew us away.
179
00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:41,667
To be honest,
180
00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:43,369
I can't believe he took the job. Yeah.
181
00:06:43,436 --> 00:06:46,205
He's the best. Although,
um, if he's working here,
182
00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:48,141
there is one thing that I
feel like you should know.
183
00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:50,977
Oh, what? Um, he killed me.
184
00:06:56,983 --> 00:06:58,985
I-I'm sorry, what? Freddie killed you?
185
00:06:59,051 --> 00:07:00,586
I thought you said you
died in a car accident.
186
00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:02,822
Yeah. A hit-and-run. It was really sad.
187
00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,457
Well,
Freddie doesn't seem like the kind of guy
188
00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:05,825
who'd just drive away.
189
00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:07,660
Are you sure he realized he hit you?
190
00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:09,495
Well, I flew through the windshield
191
00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:11,430
and then he dumped my body in the woods,
192
00:07:11,497 --> 00:07:13,299
so, yeah, I think he noticed.
193
00:07:13,366 --> 00:07:14,700
But I hear he types,
194
00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,235
like, a hundred words a minute,
195
00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:17,637
so, that's cool for you.
196
00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:20,439
How did this happen? Um, I was at brunch
197
00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:22,074
with my bitches.
198
00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:23,543
Uh, we got kicked out because
199
00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:24,777
my bestie Lindsey puked
all over the waitress.
200
00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:27,346
This is a vivid retelling. And
201
00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:28,714
I was walking across the street.
202
00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,651
Next thing I know, boom,
I'm getting hit by a car
203
00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:33,319
and flying through a windshield.
204
00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,987
Well, you look great for a victim
205
00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:36,956
of blunt force head trauma.
206
00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:38,024
Oh, you're sweet.
207
00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:40,660
I need to talk to Jay.
208
00:07:42,728 --> 00:07:45,531
You really know your way
around that whetstone.
209
00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,867
Oh, I'm just here to support your genius
210
00:07:47,934 --> 00:07:51,137
and allow you to concentrate on
that beautiful crème anglaise.
211
00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:53,139
Oh, my God, he's got a knife!
212
00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,007
And Jay has a spoon!
213
00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,577
Uh, Jay, can I talk to you
in the hallway for a second?
214
00:07:57,643 --> 00:07:59,612
Yeah, sure. Freddie, can you...?
215
00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,280
Stir for three minutes
then remove from heat?
216
00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:04,150
This guy. He's killing it.
217
00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,719
Oh, you have no idea.
218
00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,221
What is it, babe?
219
00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:09,555
Jay,
220
00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:11,290
Freddie killed someone in a hit-and-run,
221
00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:13,059
and was never caught. What?
222
00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:14,560
How do you know this?
223
00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:16,162
Because the ghost of that person,
a woman named Jessica,
224
00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,830
lives in Freddie's SUV,
225
00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:20,099
which is currently parked in our driveway.
226
00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,634
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
227
00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:23,469
This dead Jessica lady just
goes wherever the car goes?
228
00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:25,004
Jay, that's not the key point here.
229
00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:26,572
It is fascinating, though.
230
00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,507
What are you doing?
Adding this to my Ghost Notes.
231
00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:31,577
This is huge.
So, is the actual car the boundary,
232
00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:33,079
or does it extend to, like, a perimeter?
233
00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:34,380
Oh. I don't know!
234
00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,382
Boundary unknown.
235
00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,417
S-So, what do we do? Do we call the cops?
236
00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:40,253
Yes, yes, call the authorities!
237
00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:43,055
And tell them what?
A ghost told us Freddie's a murderer?
238
00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:44,991
Yeah, that doesn't sound great.
239
00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:47,026
At the very least, you must fire Freddie.
240
00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:49,662
The ghosts are saying
we need to fire Freddie.
241
00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,564
I mean, if he actually did that,
242
00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:53,332
that's really bad.
243
00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,734
Yeah. Cut and dried.
244
00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,502
Give him the heave-ho! It will mean
245
00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:57,703
a return to slightly more work
246
00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,605
for the two of you, but you'll be able
247
00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:01,173
to speak freely to us once again,
248
00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,776
which is a trade-off I,
for one, am willing to make.
249
00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:04,877
He was just
250
00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,879
such a good assistant. The best.
251
00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:08,614
Oh, Lord, here comes the rationalizing.
252
00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:10,917
The truth is,
anybody could have done what he did.
253
00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:13,352
Yeah. You know, I ran over a cone
254
00:09:13,419 --> 00:09:14,854
in that grocery store parking lot,
255
00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,023
and that could have been
a tiny orange person.
256
00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,090
Totally.
257
00:09:18,157 --> 00:09:19,625
Oh, for God's sake.
258
00:09:19,692 --> 00:09:21,494
You cannot simply overlook the
fact that he killed someone
259
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:22,728
just because
260
00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,196
he knows how to fold a towel into a swan.
261
00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:27,433
But we probably would have
stopped and reported it.
262
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,435
Also, Jessica did sort of mention
263
00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:30,836
that Freddie dumped her body in the woods.
264
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,471
Ooh, that's hard to get past.
265
00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:33,739
I mean, that's a string of decisions.
266
00:09:33,806 --> 00:09:35,808
We have to get rid of him, don't we?
267
00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,576
Yeah.
268
00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:39,445
Hey, Jay, just wanted to let you know
269
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:41,147
I went ahead and created a digital backup
270
00:09:41,213 --> 00:09:42,548
of all your recipe cards.
271
00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:44,216
The archive is searchable
272
00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:47,920
by flavor profile,
protein type and country of origin.
273
00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,855
Of course it is.
274
00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:55,995
Father?!
275
00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:59,832
Father!
276
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:04,003
Hey, Bjorn, I'm Pete!
277
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,271
I'm a good friend
278
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,639
of your dad's!
279
00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,174
Let me go get him for you,
280
00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,675
okay?!
281
00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:14,847
Actually, if you don't mind me asking,
h-how's that bullying
282
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,349
situation going?
283
00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:19,652
He told you?! How embarrassing!
284
00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:21,354
Oh, no, don't be embarrassed.
285
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,889
I-I was bullied constantly as a kid.
286
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,324
My mom says it was
287
00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:27,793
'cause I was special and
the other kids were jealous,
288
00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:31,797
which was not true,
but comforting nonetheless.
289
00:10:31,864 --> 00:10:37,003
Father says I should be mean to Judy,
but it doesn't feel right!
290
00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:39,872
Here's the thing, Bjorn!
291
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:44,410
Your dad means well,
but that doesn't necessarily mean
292
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,345
that's the best advice to follow!
293
00:10:46,412 --> 00:10:48,848
Well, what is best advice?!
294
00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:51,684
I think just communicate honestly!
295
00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:55,287
Tell her how her behavior
is making you feel!
296
00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:56,689
What do you think you're doing?
297
00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,391
Thor, I was just looking for you.
298
00:10:58,457 --> 00:10:59,859
I-I was just coming to get you
299
00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:02,328
because B-Bjorn was looking for you.
300
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,963
No, you weren't.
301
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:08,067
You're trying to replace me
as father to my Baby Bjorn!
302
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,835
No, no, not at all.
303
00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:12,438
You say I shouldn't listen to father?!
304
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,540
Pete, is that right?
305
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,742
Not now, Bjorn! Okay!
306
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:19,478
Just want to be clear. You say
307
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,881
listen to you and not my father.
308
00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:25,284
He's-he's joking. He's a funny kid.
309
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:29,555
We talk after Housewives.
310
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,926
Why are you doing this?
311
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,795
I thought everything was working out.
312
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,497
It's just not the right fit.
313
00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:40,800
Is this because of the Diet Coke I took?
314
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,135
Jay said I could help myself.
315
00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:46,238
Yes, it is the Diet Coke.
316
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:48,474
You did something unforgiveable,
317
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,810
and I hope it keeps you up at night.
318
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,879
So what's it gonna be
for you and Freddie now?
319
00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:57,616
Guess we're gonna go back to the
open road and food deliveries.
320
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,351
Well, that works out pretty well for you.
321
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:03,422
We get our Samantha back, so,
seems like everybody wins. Hmm.
322
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,723
What's going on?
323
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,158
Oh, uh, Sam and Jay are getting rid
324
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:07,993
of Freddie, cause, you know, the murdering.
325
00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,730
Oh. So,
I guess that means you're going to be...
326
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:14,700
Leaving, yeah. I know it sucks, but, um,
327
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,368
maybe we'll still see each other, you know,
328
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:18,404
if like your Livings, like,
order a burrito or something.
329
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:21,107
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, totally.
330
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:24,243
I just feel like I didn't
really get a chance to know you.
331
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,945
Like, do you have a ghost power?
332
00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:29,014
Um, well, kind of.
I can set off the car alarm.
333
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,549
Whoa. How?
334
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,551
I have the keys. Here, I'll show you.
335
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,421
Oh! Oh. Ooh, wow.
336
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,124
Wait.
337
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:39,992
Why do you have the keys to this car?
338
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:40,926
What?
339
00:12:40,993 --> 00:12:42,161
Well, you said you got hit
340
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:43,729
when you were walking across the street.
341
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:46,031
Yes, isn't this Freddie's car?
342
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,634
Uh... yeah.
343
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,469
Okay.
344
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,638
Can totally see where
345
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,540
you guys are getting confused.
346
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,876
See, what happened was, after I was hit,
347
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,777
I flew through the windshield,
348
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:01,447
and the force of the
accident made Freddie's keys
349
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:04,950
fly up and land in my pocket.
350
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:07,453
Mm, that does not make any sense at all,
my dear.
351
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,787
Mm-mm. No.
352
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:11,657
Okay, you know what?
353
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,726
I'm too buzzed to pull off these lies.
354
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:17,096
Uh, Freddie didn't kill me.
355
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:20,533
I was driving the car,
and I ran into a telephone pole,
356
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:22,735
which came out of nowhere.
357
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:25,404
And Freddie bought the
car used a few years ago.
358
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,240
So, that means Samantha is
firing that poor young man
359
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,675
for no reason.
360
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,343
Well, we need to tell her. No!
361
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,444
Please don't, okay?
362
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,046
I miss the open road,
363
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,848
and the smell of chicken tikka masala
364
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,383
wafting through the car.
365
00:13:37,449 --> 00:13:40,319
That's why I lied--
just to get back to that life.
366
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:41,954
Let's not forget,
with Freddie out of the picture,
367
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,756
we do get Sam all to ourselves. True.
368
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,291
But at what cost, guys?
369
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:46,792
What about this poor guy,
accused of a terrible crime,
370
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,227
about to lose his job for no reason?
371
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,730
Please, Sass, for me?
372
00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,098
Yeah, okay.
373
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,633
Oh, there you go.
374
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,403
Mom, hey, listen, I got fired.
375
00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:58,971
I know it's just been one day.
376
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,240
I don't want to talk about it.
I'll pick up some Arby's?
377
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:04,810
Because that's what I do now,
Mom-- pick up food.
378
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,245
That's all I'm good for.
379
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,613
Oh, yes!
380
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,283
Arby's Horsey Sauce, baby!
381
00:14:14,086 --> 00:14:16,956
We're doing the right thing.
382
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:19,091
A sauce made from horses.
383
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,532
I'm so sorry, Mrs. Greenstein.
384
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,267
I didn't see the note
about your kosher meal.
385
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:29,768
Oy gevalt!
386
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,604
We have a new system,
and I'm still getting used to it.
387
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,707
The toilet paper triangles won't stay, Sam.
388
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,342
They won't stay!
389
00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:37,676
I'm kind of drowning here.
390
00:14:37,743 --> 00:14:39,278
Freddie installed all these new systems,
391
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,013
and he didn't get a chance
to walk me through them.
392
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,581
This isn't good.
393
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,683
The sounds of Freddie crying
and phoning in that Arby's order
394
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,019
are going to haunt me for a long, long time.
395
00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:48,954
Stay strong, my friends.
396
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,389
Oh, before I forget, we need
397
00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,991
to cancel our dinner
reservation tomorrow night.
398
00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,261
Our date night?
I was really looking forward to that.
399
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,229
What is this? Date night?
400
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:59,331
It's a thing that modern
couples do to reconnect.
401
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,733
We were gonna go out for a nice dinner.
402
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:03,068
It's been months, but with Freddie not here,
403
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,703
somebody has to stay for the guests.
404
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,506
Stupid murderer.
405
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,075
Okay. I can't do this. We have to tell Sam
406
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:11,510
that Freddie didn't kill anyone.
407
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,379
That we know about!
408
00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:16,348
Ugh. All right, fine.
409
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,020
Samantha, funny story.
410
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,789
Turns out Freddie didn't
actually kill the car ghost.
411
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,424
What?!
412
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,326
Jessica was driving and got in an accident.
413
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,460
After brunch
414
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:29,828
with her bitches,
415
00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,297
which, apparently, is a term of endearment.
416
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,532
The point is, Freddie didn't kill her.
417
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:34,733
Why would you lie to me?!
418
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,369
We never actually lied.
419
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,405
It was more of a sin of omission,
420
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,373
if one wanted to get technical.
421
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,708
We missed you!
422
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,076
With Freddie around, you were ignoring us.
423
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,577
We didn't want to share you.
424
00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,113
If you think about it,
425
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,448
it's actually very sweet.
426
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,783
Feel free to "aw" if you're so moved.
427
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,551
Guys, one of the reasons
428
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,187
that we were getting an
assistant was to free us up.
429
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,589
Yes, there was a breaking-in period,
but eventually,
430
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,224
I would have been more available.
431
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:02,394
That was not communicated clearly.
432
00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,097
Jay, we need to get Freddie back.
433
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,200
Yes! I completely agree.
434
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:10,235
Who cares if the guy killed somebody?
435
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,404
He can organize the hell out of a pantry.
436
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,440
What?! No. No, Freddie didn't kill anyone.
437
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,442
The car ghost was lying.
438
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:19,678
Even better. Let's get the bastard back.
439
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,316
"Bastard" is a term of endearment?
440
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,919
What has become of the lexicon?
441
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,421
Hey, Thor, what's up?
442
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,390
Housewives over.
443
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:34,326
Now why do you go behind Thor's back?!
444
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,995
I think Pete just wanted to help, Thor.
445
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,397
Like an uncle.
446
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,898
That's what uncles do.
447
00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:42,234
They give you advice and buy you weed,
448
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,169
and stare too long at your friends.
449
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:46,171
Do you think Thor bad father?
450
00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:47,873
And that you better father
451
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,175
because you actually got to be father?
452
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,777
No, no, not at all.
453
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,613
I-I just understand what
Bjorn is going through, okay?
454
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,116
Yeah. I know. I heard.
455
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,584
You were bullied, too.
456
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,119
But that doesn't excuse.
457
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:03,655
No. I-I... I mean, because...
458
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,557
my dad was a lot like you,
459
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:07,893
Thor-- a distant tough guy...
460
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,695
Thank you.
461
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,964
...who pushed me to solve my
problems through aggression,
462
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,332
and I hated it
463
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,401
because I wasn't that kind of kid.
464
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,503
But your father was trying to help you.
465
00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:19,471
But he wasn't listening to me.
466
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,541
I-I didn't want to fight fire with fire.
467
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,676
I-I just wanted a dad who accepted me
468
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,545
and understood who I was.
469
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,947
Thor have idea.
470
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:32,751
Maybe Thor accept Bjorn,
471
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:36,321
let Bjorn be who he is.
472
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,490
So, kind of just what I said?
473
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,992
It's slightly different.
474
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:43,195
Okay. Just glad you got there.
475
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,497
Ah... Ooh, what's all this?
476
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,533
It's a pile of burritos.
477
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,268
Freddie isn't responding
478
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,836
to any Sam and Jay's calls and texts.
479
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,371
So, Samantha and Jay are repeatedly
480
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,705
placing orders in the hopes
481
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,941
that one of them shall
be delivered by Freddie,
482
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,709
thus allowing them to
apologize and win him back.
483
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,511
Unfortunately, drivers other than Freddie
484
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,481
keep appearing,
which has led to this comical, yet aromatic,
485
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,750
mountain of burritos.
486
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,885
Damn it. That wasn't Freddie, either.
487
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,554
Sam,
what are you going to do with all of these?
488
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,689
Well, have a safe trip home,
Mrs. Greenstein.
489
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:14,993
And enjoy your complimentary
kosher veggie burrito.
490
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,996
Jay, this is getting very expensive.
491
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:20,499
Maybe we should just throw in the towel.
492
00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,067
Here's your burrito.
493
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,368
Hey! Freddie!
494
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,703
What are the odds?!
495
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,505
I didn't even want to come.
496
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:27,973
I just need to keep my rating high
497
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,575
since this is my only
form of income right now.
498
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:32,144
I threw in a Diet Coke so now we're even.
499
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,445
My God, the drama.
500
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:36,348
Wait. Freddie?
501
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:38,350
Look, we, uh...
502
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:41,186
we overreacted, and we're sorry.
503
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,021
We're-we're not used to being bosses.
504
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,424
But-but I've gotten a chance to sleep on it,
505
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:48,427
and, you're right-- it was just a Diet Coke.
506
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:49,928
That you said I could have.
507
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,930
Freddie,
we could go round and round on this thing,
508
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,434
but you know what?
The point is, we want you back.
509
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,769
Wait.
510
00:18:57,836 --> 00:19:01,240
Did you order, like,
50 burritos just to talk to me?
511
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,842
Yes. Yes, we did.
512
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,410
But you guys are, like, broke.
513
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,312
Okay, every tenth one was free.
514
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:10,482
That is... so sweet.
515
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:12,251
Crazy,
516
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,585
but sweet.
517
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,388
So, does this mean you're coming back?
518
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,190
I want three of those burritos.
519
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:21,059
Push that leverage, young man. Gouge 'em!
520
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:22,528
You got it.
521
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:26,465
Well, then,
you guys got yourself a new old assistant.
522
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,166
Oh, Freddie's back.
523
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,202
I think I'll just go
outside for some fresh air.
524
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:31,603
Ah, I'll come with you.
525
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,138
Please don't. Ooh!
526
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,806
Don't get poked by that glass
527
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:36,909
sticking out of her
forehead if you kiss her!
528
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,049
Bjorn, I was wrong to try
529
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,984
to make you do things my way.
530
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,186
From now on, I listen
531
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,989
and accept you for who you are, my son!
532
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:54,092
I'm so happy to hear that, Father!
533
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:57,629
And good news-- it went really well.
534
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:02,267
Turns out,
Judy only bully because she have crush on me.
535
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,770
Yes, my boy!
536
00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:06,872
How was the sex?
537
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,576
We haven't done that yet, Father. Right.
538
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,978
Because we have not had the talk yet.
539
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,246
So,
540
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,381
you know how sword go into sheath?
541
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,150
He's fathered children, Thor.
542
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,918
I think he knows how it works.
543
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:23,555
With Dane, maybe,
but with person, different.
544
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:26,191
Just let him have his moment, Pete. Okay.
545
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:28,193
So,
your body is going through lots of changes.
546
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,395
This is good!
547
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:38,370
{\an8}Captioning sponsored by CBS
548
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:41,173
{\an8}and TOYOTA.
549
00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:44,676
{\an8}Captioned by Media Access
Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org
39914
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof