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(theme music playing)
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(growls)
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Fraca... Oh.
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Fracti...
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Oh. Sparkly thing
turn mayor to metal.
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No, Hulk,
that's a statue of the mayor,
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but the fractal must have landed there
when the Infinity Sword shattered.
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OK.
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There's a weird energy vortex
under that statue
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magnifying the fractal's power.
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We got to get it out of here.
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Ahhh!
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(screaming)
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By Odin's rainbow pony,
what dark magic is this?
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Ahhh!
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That was weird.
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-Boo!
-Ahhh!
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(Baron Mordo laughs)
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Baron Mordo?
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I thought you were trapped
in Dr. Strange's vegetable crisper.
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Yes, an aluminum can.
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Most unpleasant.
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His manservant Wong
emptied the recycling
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into the Dark Dimension!
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-Look at the time. You know I was just...
-Leaving? Not without me, you're not.
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Power of the Mordo meld!
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Ahhh!
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(groans)
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(Baron Mordo laughs)
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That's why I hate magic.
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(Baron Mordo cackling)
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(Doom) With that Infinity Sword,I will rule the universe.
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All right, Squaddies,time to Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get alongBut they're always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierceDr. Doom ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron ManJoins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the skySilver Surfer by his side ♪
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♪ Thor's hammerHas thunder's might ♪
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♪ Who'll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They'll Hero Up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up! ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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I hate those Squaddies!
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(pounding)
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Ahhh.
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(groans)
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Hey, Iron Man OK?
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OK? Oh, I'm more than OK.
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I'm peachy!
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Hunky-dory!
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(laughing)
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Now let's see
what we can do with this.
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(Wolverine) Hey, boss, why are we
delivering the fractal here?
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Because... Well, just because.
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I can detect odd waves of cosmic darkness
coming from our leader.
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That explains the smell.
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Mayhap he hath
a cosmic stomachache
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from thine freaky cosmic food.
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Sorry, Thor.
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My empanadas would be better
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if I had taste buds.
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Now that you've all helped me
get that fractal back here, get lost!
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Whoa!
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(all grunting and groaning)
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-Hey, what gives?
-This goes way beyond
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simple dissatisfaction
with my cooking.
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Whoa!
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Yes, yes, I like this power.
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I am no longer
your friend Iron Man.
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Call me Iron Menace.
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-Wow.
-And I intend to take over
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Super Hero City
and Villainville.
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My therapist says I have issues
with good and evil.
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It is a problem.
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I will amass an army
here at Dark Industries
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and use all the powers
at my disposal.
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Powers like this.
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(groans)
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(squawks)
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Now, my new evil recruits,
we attack.
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Hulk smash.
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No, big guy, we can't.
Those are our friends.
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(grunts) Fall back.
We cannot harm our friends
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in this less-than-stylish
head gear.
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Don't tell anybody,
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but for once
I agree with Blondie.
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(laughs)
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My newfound power
is too much for them.
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Now, evil recruit,
we have nastiness to attend to.
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Uh, what's so funny?
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(Wolverine) So, what do we got to do
to get the old bucket head back?
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Uh, Hulk confused.
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(chuckles) Not a new condition.
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Verily, his name change
to Iron Menace
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should certainly
have been a clue.
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The human concept
of comfort food might help.
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I've made a fresh batch
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of corn, dirt,
and cabbage spaghetti.
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Oh! (sniffs and gags)
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Hulk feel pukey.
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We must be cautious, Squaddies.
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There's definitely a dark energy
inhabiting Iron Man.
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(growls) I only got
one suggestion,
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the best defense
is a good offense.
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Hulk still confused.
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We should attack.
Let's Hero Up!
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♪ When the bad guys are outAll you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪
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♪ They'll save the day again ♪
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♪ Superhero Squad! Hero Up! ♪
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There's a dark energy afoot.
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-(grunts)
-Whoa!
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Ooh, I like what you have done
with the place.
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Oh, you do?
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Well, there's no accounting
for taste.
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Seems a little bit D-U-L-L to me.
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Ah, MODOK!
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That was a facetious,
villainous remark.
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It did not require
your comment!
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Sheesh, what a grouch.
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I can comment if I want to.
You're not the boss of me.
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Uh, actually,
he is the boss of you.
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(groans)
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Ahhh!
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(laughing)
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We're dealing with
some issues here, Doom.
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We don't need
your interference.
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My spies tell me
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Iron Man has stashed
a fractal nearby,
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and I want it.
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Ahhh! It burns. It burns!
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Ooh, is that parmesan?
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Finally, someone who
appreciates gourmet cooking.
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Back for more, eh?
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And you brought friends. Good.
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More recruits for my dark army.
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(laughing)
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Iron Man just
isn't himself today, Doom.
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Perhaps we could schedule
a battle later in the week?
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Oh, that would be lovely.
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(both struggling)
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Uh, uh, uh.
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Hey, that doesn't tickle.
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Better get out of the way!
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(MODOK) Get out of the way. No!
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And look at all these toys
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I found here at Dark Industries.
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(grunting)
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You take the one to the right.
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I've got those over there.
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On it.
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(growls)
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They are distracted.
Capture more recruits.
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Uh...
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(growling)
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Yes, all those plans I made
in the Dark Dimension
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are coming to fruition.
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I will rule them all!
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You're right.
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He is not himself.
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Now you will all
join my dark army
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and help me to conquer
Super Hero City and VillainVille.
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Nay, foul villain.
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I shall not allow it.
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Mjolnir, 'tis hammer time.
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For Odin! For Asgard!
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(all grunt)
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(laughs)
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(cries)
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Hey, big hammer. You OK?
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(moans)
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Big hammer fight to save us.
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Now Hulk get revenge.
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No, my green friend.
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First we need to get
Thor to safety.
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Withdraw now,
while we all have a chance!
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Hulk will be back
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to make you sorry,
Iron M... Meanie.
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Let them run for now.
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It's only a matter of time
before they will join us.
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(laughing)
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You know, uh, hammer time
always taketh away all my strength.
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Do not fear, my teammate.
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There. Is that better?
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Oh.
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(Thor throws up)
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(Hulk) Wow.
Only two of us now, Shiny.
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I've been
considering that, Hulk.
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I think we need to call in
some help.
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(Hulk) Ugh, creepy.
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Must be losing my sight.
Everything looks dark.
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No, we're just outside
the Sanctum Sanctorum,
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the house of Dr. Strange.
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I sensed you would be coming.
I put out a cheese platter.
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Let Wong and I finish our
online osh tour of Dungeon.
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(video game music playing)
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(giggling)
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Hulk love games.
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Eah.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, but you don't like my TV.
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No matter. You're here
about the dark power
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taking hold in Super Hero City,
aren't you?
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You are very wise, friend.
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It seems my foe,
Baron Mordo, is in town.
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Doctor, he's not just in town.
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He's in Iron Man.
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He now calls himself
Iron Menace.
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Way dark.
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The Eye of Agamotto sees all.
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That strange fractal,
magnified by an energy vortex,
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opened a portal
to the Dark Dimension,
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where Baron Mordo took over Iron Man
and left him trapped.
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I must get close enough
to Iron Menace
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to force Baron Mordo back to the
Dark Dimension and rescue Iron Man.
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But in order to do that,
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we will need extra help
with our cosmic factor,
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so I've asked Valkyrie
to help us out.
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Ah! Hello, fair maiden.
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By Odin's all-knowing ear cuff.
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Didst my father send you
to nurse me back to health?
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(sigh) We've been
through this, Thor.
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Dr. Strange called me
to help you defeat Baron Mordo.
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But sure thou remembers
our wild youth.
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(rock music playing)
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Behold my four-chord prowess.
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Bring me a live bat. I summon.
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What dorks these metal
heads be.
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The mall calleth.
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Ah, the crazy train to Asgard.
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My head doth bang
with memories.
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He used to bring
a hammer to math class.
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(chuckles)
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We must hurry. I have an idea
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where Iron Menace
will strike next.
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(laughs)
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Phase 1 of my dark plot
is complete.
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Now to find more power.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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More fractals will increase
my evil genius.
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Dr. Doom has more fractals.
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Then that is
where we must attack next.
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(laughing)
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Ooh, Iron Man seems
very aggressive today.
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Oh, really?
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Have you been paying attention?
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Someone from a Dark Dimension
has taken control of him.
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Oh, you mean there's
a darker dimension
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than your downstairs game room?
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(growls)
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-Ow! Ow!
-Hey!
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Move in to defend Doom's HQ.
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Say, we could call ourselves
the Defenders.
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Because we're defending.
Whoa, that's deep.
262
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:03,542
Ugh! We would do well to let
these tin cans take Doom apart.
263
00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:08,750
Odd as it may sound,
264
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:10,917
we must defend Doom
and his fractals
265
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,125
and, if we can, force Mordo
back into the Dark Dimension.
266
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:18,750
Nothing sounds odd compared
to Silver Surfer's recipe book.
267
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:21,125
We can't really hurt
our enslaved friends,
268
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,959
but we can make them sick
with some home cooking.
269
00:15:24,041 --> 00:15:25,458
No!
270
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,166
Here's meat in you eye.
271
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,917
-Aw, sick.
-(coughs)
272
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:35,583
Whoa, that's some
truly powerful pie.
273
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:36,667
(grunting)
274
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,667
You must return
to the Dark Dimension, Mordo.
275
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:43,375
Never!
276
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,667
Ahhh!
277
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:54,709
Now the all-tripping leg
of Hoggoth.
278
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:02,625
Leave him
to mine enchanted sword.
279
00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:04,333
No, stay back.
280
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,333
Ahhh!
281
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:07,208
The Iron Menace is withdrawing.
282
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,208
He is wounded but not finished.
283
00:16:09,291 --> 00:16:11,333
We will need help with that.
Follow me.
284
00:16:11,417 --> 00:16:13,417
Oh, look at this place.
285
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:16,250
Iron Menace?
More like Iron Mess.
286
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,834
Don't try to be clever.
287
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:21,792
(Dr. Strange) Dr. Doom,
I have a proposition for you.
288
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:24,709
Since we helped defend
your headquarters from Iron Menace,
289
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:26,375
help us defeat him.
290
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,542
Really?
291
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,208
What's in it for me?
292
00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:33,125
I know. How about a plate
of fungus and ragweed burgers?
293
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,875
Yummy in the tummy.
294
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:38,875
I'll help only if you keep him
from ever cooking again.
295
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:42,375
Why? It's my favorite
kind of food. Free.
296
00:16:43,542 --> 00:16:45,375
Ahhh!
297
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:51,792
(MODOK throws up)
298
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,959
The one thing we will need
299
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:56,750
is a fractal with which to open a portal
to the Dark Dimension.
300
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:58,500
-(gags)
-Watch the shoes.
301
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:00,166
Very well.
302
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,917
But it must remain
in my possession.
303
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,291
Who knows what dark powers
Mordo will unleash
304
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,709
if he senses defeat?
305
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:10,959
We must be vigilant.
306
00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,875
We need battle cry.
307
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:14,166
The Hulkster's right.
308
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:19,458
How about
"Defenders, get, um, defensive"?
309
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:23,583
-'Tis pretty lame.
-(chuckles) Hulk like.
310
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:25,792
Hulk won't play without it.
311
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:29,333
(hums)
312
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:31,959
♪ I like cheese,I like kitties ♪
313
00:17:32,041 --> 00:17:35,375
(all) Defenders,
get defensive!
314
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,750
-Whoa!
-(gasps)
315
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:40,166
Not only must you fight
my dark powers,
316
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:44,041
you must also fight
your friends. (laughing)
317
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:48,500
Friends? Abomination's
really not my friend.
318
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:52,834
We're more like cubical mates
or reluctant allies, really.
319
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,333
Whoa!
320
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,750
You cannot overcome the power
321
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:13,333
that I, Iron Menace,
have amassed.
322
00:18:13,417 --> 00:18:15,542
Amassed? Will kids
know what that means?
323
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:16,834
Whatever.
324
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:22,583
Flee before the power
of my... power.
325
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:25,166
Doom, your fractal.
We need it now.
326
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:26,291
Use it!
327
00:18:26,375 --> 00:18:27,375
Wow, he's so cranky.
328
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,166
By the Ashanti,
329
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:32,709
open the portal
of Agamotto's younger cousin.
330
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,542
Ahhh!
331
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,417
Ahhh!
332
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,709
(groans) Oh, man.
333
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,083
I've got a headache
the size of MODOK's head.
334
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:54,000
(screaming)
OK, you can stop now.
335
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:57,250
But this is fun. (laughing)
336
00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:59,750
It hurts a lot less
without the headband.
337
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,917
Playtime's over.
We are done here.
338
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:05,917
(groans)
339
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,417
Thou cannot leave.
340
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,500
Dr. Strange needs
that portal you opened,
341
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,959
or he'll be trapped
in the Dark Dimension forever.
342
00:19:13,041 --> 00:19:14,834
Not my problem.
343
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,542
I did what I agreed to do.
344
00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:20,000
Oh, you're such a bad guy.
345
00:19:20,083 --> 00:19:21,250
Defenders...
346
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,000
(all) Get defensive!
347
00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:24,959
Well, I don't hate it.
348
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,834
Surrender, Mordo.
349
00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:31,709
You must remain here
in your dimensional prison.
350
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:33,208
Never will I surrender to you
351
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:36,500
and your amateur magician
mind-freak theatrics.
352
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:38,250
Oh, now you're getting
personal.
353
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,458
(both grunting)
354
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,291
And he calls me theatrical.
355
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,125
(Mordo) You can't stop me,
356
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:50,083
for I am very evil.
357
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:53,583
(Mordo cackles)
358
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:56,792
Now I'm wet and evil.
Why did you do that?
359
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,375
It worked in The Wizard of Oz.
360
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,375
Now, as he is
distracted by dampness,
361
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:05,959
all-seeing Eye of Agamotto,
total pupil power!
362
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:15,041
(grunts)
363
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,750
(groans)
364
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:23,208
Oh, you know
how I detest dampness.
365
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,625
Gosh, that hurts.
366
00:20:31,709 --> 00:20:33,750
This is all your fault.
367
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,500
No, it's not. Your fault!
368
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:39,625
Huh? Our psychiatrist will be
so upset with our regression.
369
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:41,083
She'll want to see us
twice a week,
370
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,291
and my evil insurance
doesn't cover it.
371
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:47,375
Whoa, Iron Man,
is that really you?
372
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,000
Yeah, I'm back.
373
00:20:49,083 --> 00:20:50,333
Boy, am I dizzy.
374
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,542
-I could use a...
-Cosmic burrito.
375
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:56,375
Ugh! You! No more cooking!
376
00:20:56,458 --> 00:20:57,959
You promised.
377
00:20:58,041 --> 00:20:59,166
Faster, MODOK, faster.
378
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,083
Who knows what his sauce
could do to my armor?
379
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:04,583
Not to mention my cape
and my entire ensemble.
380
00:21:04,667 --> 00:21:06,041
That's French for outfit.
381
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,500
Fools!
382
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,500
Yeah. Better.
383
00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:16,083
-(doors open)
-(Dr. Strange) Hey, kids.
384
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,834
How goes the clean-up
at Stark Industries?
385
00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:22,000
The worst thing is that Mordo
painted everything black.
386
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,542
I want to thank you two
for your help.
387
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:24,750
Great job, Surfer.
388
00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:26,125
For assembling the Defenders,
389
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:29,417
I'm going to let you be cook for a day
at the Stark Industries Cafe.
390
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:33,208
You were the Iron Menace.
Now I'm the Cosmic Chef.
391
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:34,750
We made such a great team.
392
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,667
I would invite the Silver Surfer and Hulk
393
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,500
to continue our work
defending Super Hero City.
394
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:41,166
Yeah, yeah, yeah, verily,
395
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,458
I agree to join thee.
396
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:43,959
Whoa, whoa, slow down.
397
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,625
Before anyone
agrees to anything,
398
00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:48,041
just remember, you're part
of the Super Hero Squad.
399
00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:51,125
Besides, you want to sleep
at the Sanctum Sanctorum?
400
00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:55,000
Oh, creepy house
give Hulk nightmares.
401
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:56,875
-No offense.
-None taken.
402
00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:59,500
But now Valkyrie and I
must be off.
403
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:03,458
(whimpers)
404
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:08,375
Next time mine eyes
fall on Valkyrie,
405
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,041
I shall kiss her.
406
00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,917
So sweareth Thor.
407
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,041
(laughs)
408
00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:19,875
It's now or never.
409
00:22:20,959 --> 00:22:22,625
Gad!
410
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,834
Sheesh, I just got
the Mordo cooties off my armor,
411
00:22:24,917 --> 00:22:26,542
and now I've got
your thunder spit.
412
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:29,542
(Thor) This never happened.
413
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,333
(theme music playing)
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