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I can't believe it. I'm married
six years and I'm still happy.
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You're lucky. I think
Louise is cheating on me.
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We're not cheating.
We're just good friends.
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- Look, he's worried.
- He's joking!
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Wait a minute.
Pull the cab over.
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- This ain't the address.
- Be quiet!
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Sammy! Tony! Who's that singing?
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- Sounds like Vicki.
- That is Vicki.
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We'll get off here, cabbie.
George, pay the man.
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- What!
- $1.80.
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$1.80? Your meter broken?
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Fellas.
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- It's her.
- Would you look at that?
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It's her.
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J" here in your arms
I'm wealthy tonight
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j' when youth has its fling
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j' love is the thing
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j' while lovers fight for power
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j'we can...
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J' walk among the flowers
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they were the unhappiest
couple I ever knew.
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And the happiest.
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I thought the third time
they would have made it.
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J' love for you and me
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Vicki and Charley.
Now there's a story.
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I never told you this?
I'm sure I told you.
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I'm gonna tell you the story,
and you're gonna think I'm making it up.
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But I swear this is
exactly how it happened.
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It all started on a warm
June night, 1948.
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My friend, Charley Pearl, had
just announced his engagement...
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To the daughter of the most
important producer in Hollywood.
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Now, for a struggling
comic like myself...
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This was a rare chance to get into
a big-time Hollywood mansion...
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For which I otherwise
would've had no chance at all.
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For Charley it was the beginning
of the biggest roller coaster ride...
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In the history
of modern romance.
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Adele horner was
a new type dame for Charley.
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She had class, education.
Nice girl.
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You're the only woman
in the world for me, Adele.
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In the whole world?
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In as many worlds as they got.
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But me and the guys couldn't get
over Charley getting married.
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Here he is,
a good-looking guy...
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With millions coming in from
the family toothpaste business.
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To small-time
bachelors like us...
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Charley Pearl was a god.
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Five feet from
where we're sitting...
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There are three directors
I would sell my mother to meet.
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- You sold your mother last year.
- They returned her.
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Don't ever be funnier
than me, sweetheart.
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He's not in love with her.
I'll tell you that.
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How do you know?
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Well, he might love her.
But he's not hot for her.
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So the hors d'oeuvres are hot.
Isn't that enough?
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Why's he marrying her?
It's not as if he needs money.
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She doesn't need his,
so I trust her.
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For Charley that's
a hard thing to find.
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Charley, let's not get
married unless it's forever.
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I'm spoiled rotten.
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And I wouldn't know how
to handle disappointment.
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Every woman
I have ever been with...
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Has made her living
from disappointments.
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I need somebody good and
solid to keep me in check.
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I'll hold you to that, Charley.
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I'll never let you out
of my sight.
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Bite my mouth.
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Go on. Bite it hard.
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No, Charley.
I don't want to hurt you.
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You don't get it, Adele.
I like it when it hurts.
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Ahem.
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I'm sorry to intrude.
But your father...
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Would like a few moments
with Mr. Pearl.
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Don't look so worried.
He already said yes.
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He's been known
to change his mind.
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It's too late.
I already made up mine.
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Sit down, Charley.
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Thank you, sir.
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- Cigar?
- No, thank you.
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- Brandy?
- Not for me.
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Is it true you don't
smoke or drink?
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Stains the teeth.
That's what my father taught me.
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Makes you look impressive.
That's what my father taught me.
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No vices at all, Charley?
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Oh sure. All the ones
that don't stain the teeth.
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Well, you got nice teeth.
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How would you
characterize yourself?
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As a playboy?
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I prefer the word "sportsman."
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You don't give a damn
about impressing me...
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- Do you, Charley?
- I'm trying like hell to make a good impression on you.
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But you know
everything about me.
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I spotted those two
private detectives...
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You've had tailing me
for the last month.
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Sure I play the horses,
bet on football, baseball...
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Anything that moves or rolls.
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I've been out with every starlet
from Paramount to Warner brothers...
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And I've had
a dandy time doing it.
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But, that was
before I met Adele.
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Is it having 30 million dollars
that makes you so cocky?
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No, I don't think I'm cocky.
A little stupid, sometimes.
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No, I don't think you are.
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Fact is, I don't know
what the hell you are.
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Why did you pick Adele?
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There's a thousand better looking women you
could have by just snapping your finger.
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I don't think you appreciate
your own daughter's qualities.
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She's got style.
She's got class.
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Adele is a thoroughbred.
That's something I know about.
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We're not trading
horses here, Charley.
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We're talking about my one
and only daughter, Adele.
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Now what is it you really want?
To produce movies?
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Produce movies?
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No, I'd miss too
many ball games.
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We've talked about
everything except hard work.
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Exactly how much schooling
have you had?
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I went to a few Harvard
and Yale football games.
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Look, let's face it.
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I'm not ambitious.
I don't have to be.
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You know, my mother walked
out on us when I was three.
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Never saw her again.
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So my old man
gave me everything...
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Except the mother I didn't have.
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I love that old guy.
I'm gonna pay him back...
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By settling down.
My father made me rich.
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Now I want to make him happy.
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You're good, Charley.
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You use charm...
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Like a dealer uses a fresh deck.
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00:10:37,876 --> 00:10:40,796
There isn't an
ambitious writer...
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Actor or director out there...
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Who wouldn't sell
his soul to marry Adele.
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00:10:47,219 --> 00:10:49,471
But you present
a problem to me...
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Because you're lazy
and you're independent.
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How am I going to
control you, Charley?
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You can't.
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00:10:56,979 --> 00:11:00,858
But Adele, she can
make me do handstands.
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00:11:04,069 --> 00:11:07,156
There are two things in this
world that matter to me.
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My daughter and my studio.
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00:11:12,578 --> 00:11:15,080
You hurt my studio
and I kill you.
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00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:18,584
You hurt my daughter...
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And you'll pray
for me to kill you.
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00:11:24,131 --> 00:11:29,386
Don't give it a thought, sir.
I'm not a praying man.
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Okay, two days later
we were headed for what was then...
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Just a little dusty town
called Las Vegas.
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We were throwing Charley
a bachelor party.
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A three-day orgy at the
pick-a-Daisy ranch...
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Where all the Daisys
wore d-cups.
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"She loves me, she loves me not"
was the house game.
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By the time Charley
went on his honeymoon...
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We'd have Adele carrying
him across the threshold.
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Did I tell you clowns Esther
Williams likes one of my songs?
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Hey, that's terrific!
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- Mgm wants her to sing it in her next picture.
- Where, underwater?
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Shut up, you. What song?
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Haven't we met before
haven't we met before
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wait a minute. That's my song.
You promised that to me.
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So now I promised mgm.
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Since when does friendship
come before career?
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You little shit. In two years
I'll be mgm's hottest star.
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Esther Williams will do a backstroke in my
bathtub to get me in one of her pictures.
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And you will kiss my ass
before I do one of your songs.
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I'll kiss it now.
I'm not proud. Bend over.
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You can't do no Esther Williams
picture. You can't swim.
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- How do you know?
- You never go near the water because you wear the toupee.
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I wear a toupee, you fuckhead?
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You know, I love this guy.
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- He manages the worst baseball team in the minors.
- I'm sorry?
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Finishes last
three years in a row.
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- Four!
- Four years in a row!
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Now he knows everything
about show business.
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I know umpires making
20 bucks a month...
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- Better rugs on their heads.
- Mr. Pineapple head.
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- Pineapple head?
- Can I say something, George?
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You're very boring.
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You want to hang out with us,
get snappier dialogue.
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I don't hear Charley coming
up with any snappier dialogue.
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- That's different. Charley's rich.
- Hey, hey!
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I don't mind if Charley bores us.
Is this fun?
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Is this the best time
you ever had in your life?
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Going to Vegas with three-and-a-half
funny guys who treat you like an equal.
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We pretend that we
enjoy your company.
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Why do we treat you...
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Like an equal?
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- Because I pay for everything.
- Exactly!
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You see. The first thing
he grabs is his hair.
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I always do this.
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Hey, buddy.
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- How long's it going to take?
- You want it fast or do you want it to last?
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I'll write the lyrics.
Just fix the tire.
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Adele, we have a bad connection.
I miss you too, honey.
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I still say
he's not hot for her.
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About 40 miles outside of Vegas. I'm going
to drop these guys off and head back tonight.
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I just miss you too much.
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00:14:00,579 --> 00:14:03,707
What did he say? Birds were chirping.
I couldn't hear that.
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I love you. Bye, honey.
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He's joking, that's what it is.
He's joking. Charley.
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Don't tell jokes. You're not funny.
We're funny, not you.
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It's no joke. I'm going back.
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Aw, Charley!
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I'll take you there.
I'll pay for the weekend.
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- I'm going back to la. Tonight.
- Charley.
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00:14:24,519 --> 00:14:28,607
- I miss her, guys.
- Tell him what he's missing.
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On my mother's life,
these are not women, they're goddesses.
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- Am I lying, Sammy?
- Goddesses, Charley.
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Any of them could marry a prince
or a Duke if they could get to Europe.
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Big women, six-two, six-three.
There were 12 of them.
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It's like a mountain of tits.
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Hey, the tire, the tire!
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You guys don't get it.
I'm getting married in six days.
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I'm tired of screwing around. That's
all I've been doing my whole life.
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Can I ask you a question?
Are you hot for Adele?
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I just got finished telling you,
I'm nuts for her.
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We're not talking about nuts.
Nuts is a different topic.
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We are now talking about hot.
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- Hot!
- Different than nuts.
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I've had hot before.
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Hot always got me into trouble.
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Hot always cost me a bundle
of dough and a kick in the ass.
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- I want a woman I can depend on.
- Why can't you have both?
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Because you can't.
You ever hear of crimes of passion?
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A hot woman screws up your mind.
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Guy sees the woman
he's in love with...
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In bed with another guy,
he writes her off.
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He catches some guy screwing
the woman he's hot for...
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She's clone!
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00:15:42,681 --> 00:15:46,476
We did talk Charley
into stopping for a few drinks...
226
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Figuring we could persuade him
to join us at the pick-a-Daisy.
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00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:53,650
You can lead
a man in love to water...
228
00:15:53,692 --> 00:15:57,821
But you gotta drag him
to horse around.
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Feeling lucky! Feeling lucky!
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Watch your hands!
Keep your hands back!
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He's on the phone again.
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00:16:31,730 --> 00:16:34,232
We should have killed
this romance when it started.
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00:16:34,316 --> 00:16:36,818
A man in love is a man
who dumps his friends.
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I'm going to miss Charley.
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00:16:42,824 --> 00:16:45,660
Fellas, I have found
the one girl in a million.
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00:16:45,744 --> 00:16:48,371
You ask me if I'm hot for her,
I'm better than hot.
237
00:16:48,455 --> 00:16:52,542
I am crazy, nuts,
absolutely insane for her.
238
00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:56,505
That's great. Maybe one day
you'll be hot for her, too.
239
00:16:56,588 --> 00:17:01,718
And now here's a young lady
I know you're going to enjoy.
240
00:17:04,095 --> 00:17:06,223
Adele wants to put
my picture on the ceiling...
241
00:17:06,306 --> 00:17:09,267
So it's the first thing
she sees in the morning.
242
00:17:09,351 --> 00:17:12,687
I wish we didn't have
to wait six day...
243
00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:25,951
J“ birds do it
244
00:17:25,992 --> 00:17:28,620
j' bees do it
245
00:17:28,703 --> 00:17:33,124
j' even educated fleas do it
246
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:36,127
j' let's do it
247
00:17:36,211 --> 00:17:40,632
j' let's fall in love
248
00:17:40,715 --> 00:17:44,261
sometimes it's good to wait.
249
00:17:48,139 --> 00:17:51,476
- Who is that?
- For example.
250
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:55,480
J' let's do it let's do it
251
00:17:55,564 --> 00:17:58,567
who is she, Sammy?
252
00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:01,278
Must be a new kid.
Never saw her before.
253
00:18:01,361 --> 00:18:08,827
J" the Dutch in
old Amsterdam do it
254
00:18:08,910 --> 00:18:13,415
j" not to mention the Finns
255
00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:19,004
j' folks in siam do it
256
00:18:19,045 --> 00:18:22,007
j" think of siamese twins
257
00:18:22,048 --> 00:18:25,802
some Argentines...
258
00:18:25,885 --> 00:18:28,930
Nice body. Right, Charley?
259
00:18:29,014 --> 00:18:31,016
She's um...
260
00:18:31,057 --> 00:18:33,143
She's got, um...
261
00:18:33,226 --> 00:18:35,186
Good phrasing.
262
00:18:35,228 --> 00:18:38,857
- Her phrasing, it's good.
- First thing I noticed when she came out.
263
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:41,359
Let's hear her phrase
a little more.
264
00:18:41,443 --> 00:18:43,278
One more song?
265
00:18:43,361 --> 00:18:47,866
One song, one encore,
one reprise. That's it.
266
00:18:47,949 --> 00:18:52,871
J' electric eels
I might add, do it
267
00:18:52,954 --> 00:18:58,501
j“ although it shocks them
I know
268
00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:04,174
j why ask if shad do it
269
00:19:04,215 --> 00:19:06,343
j' oh waiter bring me shad roe
270
00:19:06,426 --> 00:19:10,096
in shallow shoal.
271
00:19:10,221 --> 00:19:13,183
J' English soles do it
272
00:19:13,224 --> 00:19:19,189
j' goldfish in the privacy
of bowls do it
273
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,524
j' let's do it
274
00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:26,821
j' let's fall...
275
00:19:26,905 --> 00:19:29,032
J' in love
276
00:19:29,074 --> 00:19:30,909
I come on, baby
277
00:19:30,992 --> 00:19:34,037
j' there's not much to it
278
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,498
j' just come along with me boy
279
00:19:36,581 --> 00:19:38,833
j' and get right down to it
280
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:43,421
j' let's fall...
281
00:19:43,505 --> 00:19:46,424
J' in love
282
00:19:49,135 --> 00:19:52,597
j' let's just do it
283
00:19:53,973 --> 00:19:56,434
j' let's just do it
284
00:19:59,270 --> 00:20:01,898
j' love'll come later
285
00:20:07,779 --> 00:20:12,033
J' feels so good
286
00:20:12,117 --> 00:20:14,411
j' yeah
287
00:20:16,996 --> 00:20:21,167
ladies and gentlemen,
miss Vicki Anderson.
288
00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:23,294
I gotta get going.
289
00:20:23,378 --> 00:20:25,296
Charley, where's your manners?
290
00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:28,967
Tell the lady how much
you appreciate her phrasing.
291
00:20:29,884 --> 00:20:33,263
J' murder, he says
292
00:20:33,304 --> 00:20:37,183
Sammy, ask if the lady will join
some admirers for a drink.
293
00:20:37,308 --> 00:20:40,478
- Phil...
- She'd get a kick out of meeting you.
294
00:20:40,562 --> 00:20:43,314
- Okay, Sam?
- Can do.
295
00:20:43,398 --> 00:20:47,110
If the man says
"can do," can do!
296
00:20:47,193 --> 00:20:50,155
J" is that the language of love
297
00:20:51,906 --> 00:20:54,492
j' is there something he said
298
00:20:54,576 --> 00:20:57,954
j' takes me in his arms
is there something he said
299
00:20:57,996 --> 00:21:01,624
j' the meaning of his charms
is there something he said
300
00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:06,921
j' is that the language of love
301
00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:11,509
no good. Bad idea. No can do.
302
00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:14,804
What do you mean?
She won't have a drink with us?
303
00:21:14,846 --> 00:21:18,433
- She's seeing a guy. She's spoke for.
- Let me talk to her.
304
00:21:18,516 --> 00:21:20,477
- Leave it to me.
- Forget it!
305
00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:28,109
She's bugsy Siegel's girl.
306
00:21:33,198 --> 00:21:35,533
- That name was not mentioned.
- Let's go.
307
00:21:35,617 --> 00:21:37,660
What's wrong with asking her
to have one drink?
308
00:21:37,744 --> 00:21:40,705
Nothin'. So they'll Bury
us all in the same box.
309
00:21:40,789 --> 00:21:43,541
Pay the check.
Leave a very big tip.
310
00:21:45,376 --> 00:21:48,379
- I just want to say hello.
- Without a tongue?
311
00:21:48,421 --> 00:21:51,132
They don't call bugsy "bugsy"
'cause he's friendly.
312
00:21:51,216 --> 00:21:53,968
- Grab his arms.
- Come on.
313
00:21:54,052 --> 00:21:56,721
Don't look back.
They got cameras in the ceiling.
314
00:21:56,805 --> 00:21:58,807
You don't think that girl
has something special?
315
00:21:58,890 --> 00:22:02,143
You're just nervous. Suddenly,
any gorgeous girl looks good.
316
00:22:02,227 --> 00:22:05,271
You don't think
that girl is beautiful?
317
00:22:05,396 --> 00:22:08,233
I thought she was
a little common.
318
00:22:08,274 --> 00:22:11,194
Adele is pretty. This girl...
319
00:22:11,236 --> 00:22:17,659
J' will bring on
nobody's murder but his own
320
00:22:17,742 --> 00:22:19,828
hard to say.
321
00:22:19,911 --> 00:22:22,038
Charley, you gotta come with us.
322
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,541
- We need you for the group discount.
- Get in the car.
323
00:22:24,582 --> 00:22:26,751
It's too late to
make it back to la.
324
00:22:26,835 --> 00:22:29,170
Give the girls
at the ranch a break.
325
00:22:29,254 --> 00:22:31,589
- I want to get back to Adele.
- Charley!
326
00:22:31,673 --> 00:22:33,925
- Bust a couple of broncos for me.
- See ya at the altar.
327
00:22:34,008 --> 00:22:35,927
Can you spot me a twenty?
328
00:22:36,010 --> 00:22:38,930
You're a lucky man to have
a real lady waiting for you.
329
00:22:39,013 --> 00:22:40,682
Poor slobs like us...
330
00:22:40,765 --> 00:22:43,560
We've got to kill three days
humping 12 crazy Amazons!
331
00:22:43,601 --> 00:22:45,603
See ya later, Charley.
332
00:22:45,687 --> 00:22:48,940
- It's only a dime to change your mind.
- Knock 'em dead.
333
00:22:49,023 --> 00:22:52,735
- We miss you already. Come on.
- We'll mail you the bill.
334
00:22:52,944 --> 00:22:56,573
J' he said get in the groove
335
00:22:56,656 --> 00:23:00,118
he said keep on the move.
336
00:23:00,201 --> 00:23:03,079
- J' he says murder.
- Murder!
337
00:23:03,121 --> 00:23:05,039
- Murder!
- Murder!
338
00:23:05,123 --> 00:23:11,963
J' murder, murder, murder
that's what he said
339
00:23:30,481 --> 00:23:33,818
Is that clock right? 1:30?
340
00:23:33,902 --> 00:23:36,446
Guess so.
341
00:23:36,529 --> 00:23:39,616
You're the first one in Vegas
who ever asked me the time.
342
00:23:39,657 --> 00:23:41,910
Another two-cents-plain?
343
00:23:41,993 --> 00:23:44,621
Sure. Why not?
344
00:23:52,045 --> 00:23:54,005
How ya doin', Charley?
345
00:24:01,179 --> 00:24:03,306
Well, I'm doin'
just fine, thanks.
346
00:24:05,224 --> 00:24:07,477
Lady's talkin' to me, chief.
347
00:24:07,518 --> 00:24:10,313
Oh, oh!
348
00:24:10,396 --> 00:24:13,650
My name is Charley, too.
349
00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:17,987
Honest.
350
00:24:20,281 --> 00:24:22,325
I saw your show.
351
00:24:22,367 --> 00:24:24,786
All three shows,
as a matter of fact.
352
00:24:24,869 --> 00:24:28,706
- You're very good.
- The lady likes to drink alone.
353
00:24:28,790 --> 00:24:32,710
Why don't you show her
a little professional courtesy, Charley?
354
00:24:32,794 --> 00:24:37,340
I'm not trying to pick you up.
I'm getting married in six days.
355
00:24:37,423 --> 00:24:40,677
I couldn't be happier for you.
Do we have any peanuts?
356
00:24:40,718 --> 00:24:42,637
Yeah.
357
00:24:45,223 --> 00:24:47,725
- Thanks.
- Yes, sir...
358
00:24:47,809 --> 00:24:50,061
Finally gonna tie the old knot.
359
00:24:50,144 --> 00:24:52,313
Never thought it
would happen to me.
360
00:24:52,397 --> 00:24:54,315
I'm up here on a bachelor party.
361
00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:58,236
Quiet party.
362
00:24:58,277 --> 00:25:02,156
I left early. Me and the guys,
we really went wild.
363
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,034
I was going to drive back
to L.A., but I decided...
364
00:25:05,076 --> 00:25:08,371
To stay and see your last show.
365
00:25:08,454 --> 00:25:11,708
Is there an album of yours
that I could buy?
366
00:25:11,749 --> 00:25:16,379
Because if there isn't, then
somebody better open their eyes...
367
00:25:16,421 --> 00:25:19,424
Because I think you have
one hell of a future.
368
00:25:19,465 --> 00:25:22,719
- You in show business?
- No, toothpaste.
369
00:25:22,802 --> 00:25:26,389
No wonder you smile so much.
370
00:25:26,431 --> 00:25:29,183
My name's Pearl...
Charley Pearl.
371
00:25:29,267 --> 00:25:31,269
Gus, got a talker down here.
372
00:25:31,352 --> 00:25:33,604
I'm in the columns now and then.
373
00:25:33,688 --> 00:25:36,774
Really? Selling toothpaste?
374
00:25:36,858 --> 00:25:40,069
I race cars, speedboats...
375
00:25:40,111 --> 00:25:42,113
Play a little Polo.
376
00:25:42,155 --> 00:25:44,866
You like Polo?
377
00:25:44,949 --> 00:25:47,493
I would have thought a guy
getting married in six days...
378
00:25:47,618 --> 00:25:49,495
Would behave himself.
379
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:52,498
- Am I out of line?
- Your foot's on the edge, pal.
380
00:25:52,623 --> 00:25:56,419
Excuse me.
This section just closed.
381
00:25:56,461 --> 00:26:00,381
Move to the other end of the bar,
we'd be glad to pick up your tab.
382
00:26:00,465 --> 00:26:04,719
- Have I offended someone?
- I don't own this hotel.
383
00:26:04,802 --> 00:26:07,513
See, no one's complaining.
384
00:26:07,638 --> 00:26:10,767
Look, I asked you nice once.
Second time gets ugly.
385
00:26:10,850 --> 00:26:12,810
He's harmless, Gus.
386
00:26:12,852 --> 00:26:14,812
He's getting married
in six days.
387
00:26:14,896 --> 00:26:17,815
I just want to make sure
the guy shows up.
388
00:26:17,899 --> 00:26:20,651
You got two minutes
to finish your drink.
389
00:26:20,735 --> 00:26:23,112
Then you run out of 'em.
390
00:26:29,494 --> 00:26:31,996
Those guys must think
you're pretty important.
391
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,249
- My fan club.
- Listen...
392
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:38,795
I know some influential
people in your business.
393
00:26:38,878 --> 00:26:41,130
Is there any way
they could sort of...
394
00:26:41,214 --> 00:26:44,175
- Get in contact with you?
- Nope.
395
00:26:44,217 --> 00:26:46,344
Don't go yet.
396
00:26:46,427 --> 00:26:48,262
Don't touch, Charley.
397
00:26:48,346 --> 00:26:50,848
Those guys know how
to turn wives into widows.
398
00:26:50,932 --> 00:26:53,351
I mean it when
I say you're good.
399
00:26:53,392 --> 00:26:55,978
You should be making records,
playing big clubs.
400
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,314
You should be in the movies.
401
00:26:58,397 --> 00:27:02,151
Charley, I'm gonna save your life.
402
00:27:02,235 --> 00:27:04,195
Do you know who I am?
403
00:27:04,237 --> 00:27:06,531
Yeah, bugsy Siegel's girlfriend.
404
00:27:06,572 --> 00:27:09,992
If they hear you call him bugsy,
they'll turn you...
405
00:27:10,076 --> 00:27:12,328
Into a roulette wheel.
406
00:27:12,370 --> 00:27:14,580
I'm not brave
and I'm not stupid.
407
00:27:14,705 --> 00:27:16,833
I've got 30 seconds
to finish my drink...
408
00:27:16,916 --> 00:27:19,502
Before they show me the door.
409
00:27:19,585 --> 00:27:23,339
Is there any way I could
see you later on tonight?
410
00:27:26,050 --> 00:27:29,345
Sure, if you don't mind
looking up from a grave.
411
00:27:29,428 --> 00:27:32,473
Just tell me where to go.
412
00:27:33,057 --> 00:27:36,227
Charley Pearl!
413
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:38,521
The toothpaste king!
414
00:27:38,604 --> 00:27:43,860
Why do you want to die if
you're worth 40 million bucks?
415
00:27:43,943 --> 00:27:47,196
30 million,
and I don't want to die.
416
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,365
I just want to see you later on.
417
00:27:49,448 --> 00:27:50,908
Why?
418
00:27:52,618 --> 00:27:56,539
Some things are worth
risking your life for.
419
00:27:58,833 --> 00:28:01,836
You have five seconds
to make up your mind.
420
00:28:03,504 --> 00:28:07,425
No. What is wrong with me?
421
00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:12,555
They'll kill us both
if he catches us.
422
00:28:12,638 --> 00:28:17,226
Makes life interesting,
doesn't it?
423
00:28:19,270 --> 00:28:21,272
Five yucca Ridge road.
424
00:28:21,314 --> 00:28:23,524
Don't come if
the porch light is on.
425
00:28:23,608 --> 00:28:27,069
I'll leave the side window open.
I must be crazy!
426
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,283
I've had enough.
I loved the show.
427
00:28:32,366 --> 00:28:34,577
Next time, I'll bring
the wife and kids.
428
00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:37,038
I know the way out.
429
00:28:40,958 --> 00:28:45,046
Jesus, the creeps
they let in this joint!
430
00:28:58,142 --> 00:29:02,104
Now, Charley's brain
knew that what he was doin'...
431
00:29:02,188 --> 00:29:05,274
Was dumb and dangerous.
432
00:29:05,316 --> 00:29:10,238
The problem was, his brain
was no longer drivin' the bus.
433
00:29:13,157 --> 00:29:15,826
Charley was about to break
the two golden rules:
434
00:29:15,910 --> 00:29:19,288
One, never fool around
with a gangster's girl.
435
00:29:19,372 --> 00:29:23,834
And two, never fool around
with a gangster's girl.
436
00:29:27,838 --> 00:29:30,591
Where are you?
437
00:29:30,675 --> 00:29:32,843
Pulling down the shade
would be a smart move.
438
00:29:32,927 --> 00:29:36,347
Right.
439
00:29:47,942 --> 00:29:51,487
Okay, so you're here.
What do you want?
440
00:29:51,570 --> 00:29:54,323
I thought maybe we'd talk.
441
00:29:54,407 --> 00:29:56,367
About what?
442
00:29:56,409 --> 00:29:59,370
I mean... what do
you mean, about what?
443
00:29:59,412 --> 00:30:03,499
I'm risking a bullet in my head
to come see you.
444
00:30:03,541 --> 00:30:06,877
I got the impression that
you want to see me, too.
445
00:30:06,961 --> 00:30:09,130
So, what do you want to do?
446
00:30:09,213 --> 00:30:12,341
Well, a drink would be nice.
447
00:30:12,425 --> 00:30:14,885
Soft music maybe.
448
00:30:14,969 --> 00:30:16,971
About my career.
449
00:30:22,226 --> 00:30:25,021
Well, uh, I meant what I said.
450
00:30:25,104 --> 00:30:27,523
I could introduce you
to some influential people.
451
00:30:27,606 --> 00:30:30,901
More important
than Benny Siegel?
452
00:30:30,985 --> 00:30:33,988
Well...
453
00:30:34,071 --> 00:30:36,574
Without those two gorillas,
Benny Siegel...
454
00:30:36,615 --> 00:30:39,994
Isn't anymore important than...
The doorman.
455
00:30:40,077 --> 00:30:42,204
Doormen open doors, Charley.
456
00:30:42,246 --> 00:30:45,791
Judging from your looks
and this bungalow...
457
00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:48,794
I think he had something
else in mind, don't you?
458
00:30:48,919 --> 00:30:51,172
And I suppose you don't.
459
00:30:51,255 --> 00:30:54,550
He gave you this job.
But I don't think...
460
00:30:54,592 --> 00:30:57,553
He's really going to
push your career.
461
00:30:57,595 --> 00:31:00,264
Whereas I am prepared
to pick up this phone...
462
00:31:00,348 --> 00:31:03,726
And get you an appointment
with decca records.
463
00:31:03,768 --> 00:31:06,187
Why would you do that for me?
464
00:31:06,270 --> 00:31:08,564
Why did you
leave the window open?
465
00:31:11,817 --> 00:31:15,696
I don't know. I don't know.
466
00:31:15,780 --> 00:31:19,575
Besides, Benny's gettin'
ready to dump me.
467
00:31:20,785 --> 00:31:24,747
That's what he went
to pick up in Chicago.
468
00:31:28,959 --> 00:31:33,089
Look, I gotta tell you this.
469
00:31:33,130 --> 00:31:37,134
I couldn't take my eyes
off you in that club.
470
00:31:37,218 --> 00:31:39,220
When I was sitting
next to you...
471
00:31:39,303 --> 00:31:42,306
I had to fight to keep
my hands off you.
472
00:31:49,980 --> 00:31:54,860
You know, sometimes
something strange...
473
00:31:54,985 --> 00:31:57,947
Something special happens
between a man and woman.
474
00:31:58,030 --> 00:32:01,492
She may not be right for him,
or he for her, but...
475
00:32:01,575 --> 00:32:03,619
It happens anyway.
476
00:32:03,702 --> 00:32:06,789
And there's not a damn thing
either one can do about it.
477
00:32:06,872 --> 00:32:10,584
Are you laughing at me?
478
00:32:10,668 --> 00:32:13,421
Yeah.
479
00:32:13,504 --> 00:32:15,840
But don't go away.
480
00:32:18,175 --> 00:32:20,261
On the other hand, Adele...
481
00:32:20,344 --> 00:32:23,347
The woman I'm supposed
to be married to...
482
00:32:23,431 --> 00:32:26,183
She is the absolute
right woman for me.
483
00:32:26,267 --> 00:32:29,687
Lucky Adele.
484
00:32:32,690 --> 00:32:34,817
Except I don't wanna...
485
00:32:34,859 --> 00:32:38,362
Devour every inch
of her flesh...
486
00:32:38,446 --> 00:32:41,198
The way I want to do right now.
487
00:32:44,368 --> 00:32:48,664
- Know what I'm talking about?
- Shut up, Charley.
488
00:33:15,149 --> 00:33:17,651
Oh, you smell so good.
489
00:33:22,281 --> 00:33:24,408
It's Benny.
I've got to answer it.
490
00:33:24,492 --> 00:33:26,410
Forget about him.
491
00:33:26,494 --> 00:33:29,663
You gotta let me up.
492
00:33:29,747 --> 00:33:31,916
He'll kill us both
if I don't answer.
493
00:33:35,794 --> 00:33:38,047
Hello.
494
00:33:38,130 --> 00:33:41,425
Hello? Benny, hi!
495
00:33:41,509 --> 00:33:45,387
No, I was just working
out on the floor.
496
00:33:45,429 --> 00:33:47,056
I just...
497
00:33:47,139 --> 00:33:49,266
I know you'll be home
in a few days, and I...
498
00:33:49,350 --> 00:33:51,560
Just wanted to
get in shape for you.
499
00:33:51,644 --> 00:33:55,439
Me, too, babe.
Oh, with my heart.
500
00:33:56,148 --> 00:33:59,610
Okay, sure. Bye.
501
00:34:04,281 --> 00:34:08,202
- He has somebody new, all right.
- Forget about him.
502
00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:14,291
She was workin' out
on the floor.
503
00:34:15,834 --> 00:34:17,878
What did this guy look like?
504
00:34:17,962 --> 00:34:21,006
Pretty, flashy smile.
505
00:34:21,131 --> 00:34:24,093
A country club shithead.
506
00:34:24,134 --> 00:34:27,596
This is very
disappointin' to me.
507
00:34:28,889 --> 00:34:32,393
You know what I mean?
508
00:34:34,645 --> 00:34:38,566
Ooo. You're an animal.
509
00:34:38,649 --> 00:34:41,735
You leave some pretty good
teeth marks, yourself.
510
00:34:44,863 --> 00:34:49,034
That girl you're marrying?
What's her name?
511
00:34:54,248 --> 00:34:56,166
Adele!
512
00:34:56,250 --> 00:35:01,463
Tell her she's going to have a short,
but happy, life.
513
00:35:03,841 --> 00:35:07,261
I once swung at a golf ball
and thought I missed it...
514
00:35:07,344 --> 00:35:11,682
Until I look up and I see
it climbing in the sky...
515
00:35:11,765 --> 00:35:14,852
Two hundred yards away,
still climbing.
516
00:35:14,935 --> 00:35:17,688
And then it drops...
517
00:35:17,771 --> 00:35:20,983
On the green
two inches from the pin.
518
00:35:21,066 --> 00:35:24,653
That is the only time
I've ever felt...
519
00:35:24,737 --> 00:35:28,198
Anything perfect
in my whole life...
520
00:35:28,282 --> 00:35:31,702
Until right now.
521
00:35:35,372 --> 00:35:38,542
That's the first time
I ever felt like a golf ball.
522
00:35:38,626 --> 00:35:43,172
I've gotta see you again.
We've gotta work it out.
523
00:35:43,213 --> 00:35:48,385
That's not my problem, Charley.
524
00:35:48,469 --> 00:35:50,387
Ah!
525
00:35:50,471 --> 00:35:53,849
You'll have to take
that up with bugsy.
526
00:35:53,932 --> 00:35:57,895
That's the first time
you've ever called me bugsy.
527
00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:03,901
- Oh, my god.
- Um...
528
00:36:03,942 --> 00:36:07,196
- Well...
- This is bad. This is so bad.
529
00:36:10,115 --> 00:36:13,869
I couldn't see much,
but it didn't sound good.
530
00:36:13,952 --> 00:36:16,580
- Benny, listen to me.
- Call me bugsy.
531
00:36:16,664 --> 00:36:19,249
Benny'd be an insult to me now.
532
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:22,544
Mr. Siegel,
this is all my fault.
533
00:36:22,628 --> 00:36:24,713
She turned me down at the bar.
534
00:36:24,797 --> 00:36:28,342
I followed her car out here
and broke into this room.
535
00:36:28,425 --> 00:36:31,428
I forced her, I swear to god.
536
00:36:31,512 --> 00:36:35,099
You know, I believe
this to be true...
537
00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:38,394
'Cause Vicki would never
do such a thing, not to me.
538
00:36:39,937 --> 00:36:42,940
And so you won, huh?
539
00:36:43,023 --> 00:36:45,943
Gee...
540
00:36:46,026 --> 00:36:49,405
You must've ripped
her clothes right off.
541
00:36:49,488 --> 00:36:51,407
You dragged her
into this bed, right?
542
00:36:51,490 --> 00:36:53,534
- Right.
- I bet she kicked and screamed.
543
00:36:53,617 --> 00:36:57,246
She must have begged you!
And you said what?
544
00:36:57,287 --> 00:37:01,041
You said, "shut up, baby,
'cause I'm takin' what I want.“
545
00:37:01,125 --> 00:37:03,460
right. That's exactly what I said.
546
00:37:03,544 --> 00:37:06,922
Is that right, sweetheart?
Is that the way he did it?
547
00:37:06,964 --> 00:37:09,925
Uh, yeah, I guess. I mean...
548
00:37:09,967 --> 00:37:13,262
No, I'm... I'm so scared
I don't know what to say.
549
00:37:13,345 --> 00:37:17,808
Gee, this is some ordeal.
550
00:37:19,977 --> 00:37:21,895
You know what I don't get?
551
00:37:21,979 --> 00:37:24,440
- What's your name?
- Charley.
552
00:37:24,481 --> 00:37:26,775
What I don't get is why?
553
00:37:26,859 --> 00:37:29,278
You knew she was my girl.
554
00:37:29,361 --> 00:37:34,074
You knew what would happen
if you got caught.
555
00:37:34,158 --> 00:37:37,494
And you were that hot to trot?
556
00:37:37,578 --> 00:37:40,497
You were that hot
to get into her pants?
557
00:37:40,581 --> 00:37:43,417
That what? Charley!
558
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:47,421
Well, I, uh... I, uh...
559
00:37:47,504 --> 00:37:50,841
I must've been drunk...
Too much celebrating.
560
00:37:50,924 --> 00:37:53,302
I was out here on
my bachelor party.
561
00:37:53,343 --> 00:37:56,013
Right. I heard that.
562
00:37:56,096 --> 00:37:59,141
Gettin' married, huh?
That's nice.
563
00:37:59,224 --> 00:38:03,979
- Congratulations, Charley.
- Thank you.
564
00:38:09,443 --> 00:38:12,696
You must be as embarrassed
about this as I am, right?
565
00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:17,326
Yes, this...
This is embarrassing.
566
00:38:17,409 --> 00:38:20,454
All right.
567
00:38:20,537 --> 00:38:22,706
I'll tell you what.
568
00:38:22,790 --> 00:38:24,875
Why don't you
both get dressed...
569
00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:27,336
'Cause I think we have to talk.
570
00:38:27,419 --> 00:38:30,839
Let's get an ice cream soda
somewhere, shall we?
571
00:38:34,468 --> 00:38:36,470
Hmm.
572
00:38:36,553 --> 00:38:39,556
What'd you say your old man
would pay for you, Charley?
573
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,558
Pay for me?
574
00:38:41,642 --> 00:38:44,186
- You mean, as in ransom?
- Naw.
575
00:38:44,269 --> 00:38:47,397
This ain't no kidnap.
This is a probable cement job.
576
00:38:47,481 --> 00:38:49,566
Couple of million, you think?
577
00:38:51,652 --> 00:38:54,404
I would like to avoid
involving my father.
578
00:38:54,488 --> 00:38:57,074
- He's very old, very sick.
- I see.
579
00:38:57,157 --> 00:38:59,535
But I'll give you
whatever I have.
580
00:38:59,618 --> 00:39:02,496
Then you're gonna pay
for Vicki, too?
581
00:39:02,579 --> 00:39:05,249
You two going Dutch?
582
00:39:05,290 --> 00:39:08,210
- Come on.
- Benny, I'm sorry.
583
00:39:08,252 --> 00:39:10,879
- I really am sorry.
- Oh, ho-ho.
584
00:39:10,963 --> 00:39:13,924
Hey, baby, level with me.
585
00:39:13,966 --> 00:39:17,302
Is he really an animal
like you said?
586
00:39:18,595 --> 00:39:21,515
Well, uh, that was
just something to say.
587
00:39:21,598 --> 00:39:25,853
- I mean...
- Ha, ha, ha!
588
00:39:28,856 --> 00:39:31,733
What's so funny, Charley?
589
00:39:31,775 --> 00:39:34,862
- Oh, no.
- I'm so scared!
590
00:39:35,946 --> 00:39:38,740
I mean, I'm really...
591
00:39:38,782 --> 00:39:40,784
I'm really scared.
592
00:39:40,826 --> 00:39:43,412
I don't think I've ever
been this scared...
593
00:39:43,453 --> 00:39:46,456
In my whole life.
594
00:39:46,498 --> 00:39:49,626
That's good.
You just relax, buddy.
595
00:39:49,710 --> 00:39:52,337
'Cause you'll stop
laughing real quick.
596
00:40:01,305 --> 00:40:02,764
Wake up.
597
00:40:02,806 --> 00:40:05,142
Mr. Siegel has a job for you.
598
00:40:05,225 --> 00:40:08,604
- Where are we?
- My problem is this.
599
00:40:08,687 --> 00:40:13,609
Vicki was on her way out anyway.
600
00:40:13,650 --> 00:40:15,986
She was a good kid.
601
00:40:16,069 --> 00:40:18,363
And I always figured
I'd set her up...
602
00:40:18,488 --> 00:40:21,742
A little business somewhere,
a few bucks in her account.
603
00:40:21,825 --> 00:40:24,953
Two years with Benny, huh, baby?
604
00:40:26,204 --> 00:40:29,917
Entities you to a little
security, don't you think?
605
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:33,170
I'll make out, I swear.
606
00:40:33,253 --> 00:40:35,756
On the other hand,
if a guy screws my girl...
607
00:40:35,839 --> 00:40:38,342
He's gotta pay for her.
608
00:40:38,383 --> 00:40:42,638
So why not pay both
bills at the same time?
609
00:40:44,890 --> 00:40:47,142
Come here.
610
00:40:49,353 --> 00:40:51,396
You marry her, Charley.
611
00:40:51,521 --> 00:40:53,815
That takes care of her security.
612
00:40:53,899 --> 00:40:55,943
And she marries you.
613
00:40:56,026 --> 00:40:59,029
Then I fucked up your life,
'cause she's no damn good.
614
00:40:59,112 --> 00:41:01,990
Everybody gets something this way, see?
615
00:41:02,032 --> 00:41:06,161
That's how I've run the biggest
hotel in Las Vegas, Charley.
616
00:41:06,203 --> 00:41:08,538
Bobby, you want to hit it?
617
00:41:08,622 --> 00:41:10,791
You gotta be kidding me.
618
00:41:10,874 --> 00:41:13,502
I can't marry her.
I'm marrying somebody else.
619
00:41:13,585 --> 00:41:16,129
I know, the Hollywood
big shot's daughter.
620
00:41:16,213 --> 00:41:18,799
After he reads
the morning papers...
621
00:41:18,882 --> 00:41:21,551
He's gonna cancel the caterers.
622
00:41:21,635 --> 00:41:23,720
Vicki, come on.
623
00:41:23,804 --> 00:41:25,806
Take the arm of your animal.
624
00:41:25,889 --> 00:41:27,683
Come on.
625
00:41:27,766 --> 00:41:30,644
- Step up to the altar.
- This is crazy!
626
00:41:30,727 --> 00:41:32,562
This is what?
627
00:41:32,646 --> 00:41:36,358
- It's not that. We don't have a wedding license.
- No.
628
00:41:36,441 --> 00:41:39,361
It's okay. I own the chapel.
629
00:41:39,403 --> 00:41:41,905
- We don't have a ring.
- No, we don't.
630
00:41:44,157 --> 00:41:45,659
Ah!
631
00:41:52,666 --> 00:41:54,710
Uh, uh...
632
00:41:54,793 --> 00:41:57,045
- What?
- Can I see your hand?
633
00:41:57,087 --> 00:41:59,047
Anything here with your size?
634
00:41:59,089 --> 00:42:02,050
- Try this one.
- That doesn't fit. I can tell by...
635
00:42:02,092 --> 00:42:06,054
- Give me that one back.
- That's not the one.
636
00:42:06,138 --> 00:42:08,056
- I've got it on my finger.
- That's mine.
637
00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:10,350
- That's the one I give you.
- This one isn't right.
638
00:42:10,434 --> 00:42:12,352
We're just workin' out
the ring thing.
639
00:42:12,436 --> 00:42:14,855
Got it.
640
00:42:19,443 --> 00:42:22,446
Do you,
Victoria Rosemary Anderson...
641
00:42:22,487 --> 00:42:26,491
Take Charles for your
lawful wedded husband?
642
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,372
I'm sorry,
we can't hear in the back.
643
00:42:32,456 --> 00:42:35,584
Speak up, dear.
644
00:42:37,169 --> 00:42:39,087
Uh, she did.
645
00:42:39,171 --> 00:42:41,131
And do you,
Charles Raymond Pearl...
646
00:42:41,214 --> 00:42:43,425
Take Victoria to be your
lawfully wedded wife...
647
00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:46,928
For as long as you
both shall live?
648
00:42:49,222 --> 00:42:52,601
It... it's not
that you're, uh...
649
00:42:52,642 --> 00:42:55,103
I really think
that you're, uh...
650
00:42:55,145 --> 00:42:57,647
The thing is, that...
651
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,319
Yeah, I do.
652
00:43:02,402 --> 00:43:04,738
- Did you hear that?
- Perfectly.
653
00:43:04,821 --> 00:43:07,115
With the power vested in me...
654
00:43:07,199 --> 00:43:11,328
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
655
00:43:14,664 --> 00:43:16,792
Hey, no kiss?
656
00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:18,835
Where's the kiss?
657
00:43:18,877 --> 00:43:23,340
We've seen the other stuff.
We want to see a little kiss.
658
00:43:44,694 --> 00:43:47,572
Rush it. I want to make
that early edition.
659
00:43:47,697 --> 00:43:49,825
No problem.
660
00:43:49,866 --> 00:43:52,536
You know what, Charley?
661
00:43:52,577 --> 00:43:55,122
I got a feeling one day
you're gonna wish...
662
00:43:55,205 --> 00:43:57,457
We gave you that cement job.
663
00:43:57,749 --> 00:44:01,044
I just said to the guys yesterday...
664
00:44:01,128 --> 00:44:03,171
"Hot always gets you
into trouble."
665
00:44:03,255 --> 00:44:06,383
When you're hot, you can bet
it's gonna screw up your life.
666
00:44:06,466 --> 00:44:08,468
I didn't rape you.
667
00:44:08,552 --> 00:44:11,513
I just left
the window open a little.
668
00:44:11,555 --> 00:44:14,850
It's too bad you don't have
the balls you had last night.
669
00:44:14,933 --> 00:44:18,145
Did I blame you?
It's my mistake.
670
00:44:18,228 --> 00:44:21,606
- I'm the one that made the first move.
- Gee, thanks.
671
00:44:21,731 --> 00:44:24,067
Are you always gonna be...
672
00:44:24,151 --> 00:44:26,570
This cheerful in the morning?
673
00:44:26,611 --> 00:44:29,739
What mornings? This is
the first morning and the last.
674
00:44:29,823 --> 00:44:32,033
What I said last night
was the truth.
675
00:44:32,117 --> 00:44:34,536
It was the greatest
experience of my life.
676
00:44:34,578 --> 00:44:37,706
I want you. I just don't
want to be married to you.
677
00:44:37,789 --> 00:44:40,167
I cannot believe
that I'm driving around...
678
00:44:40,250 --> 00:44:42,502
In a brand-new
packard convertible...
679
00:44:42,586 --> 00:44:46,006
Married to a man worth millions,
and I want to throw up!
680
00:44:46,089 --> 00:44:48,425
I was the only one having
a good time last night?
681
00:44:48,508 --> 00:44:51,428
- Maybe.
- Do you always moan, scream...
682
00:44:51,511 --> 00:44:54,389
And drive your fingernails into
somebody you're bored with?
683
00:44:54,472 --> 00:44:58,226
No, I really had
a terrific time last night.
684
00:44:58,310 --> 00:45:01,229
It's just that I haven't
been happy since we got married.
685
00:45:01,313 --> 00:45:04,107
We'll get it annulled as
soon as we get back to la.
686
00:45:04,191 --> 00:45:06,568
Fast enough for you, lover boy?
687
00:45:06,651 --> 00:45:09,946
No, we can do it quicker.
688
00:45:10,030 --> 00:45:13,200
I have a lawyer in palm Springs.
We'll be there in 20 minutes.
689
00:45:13,283 --> 00:45:17,579
Fine. Does breakfast
go with that?
690
00:45:17,621 --> 00:45:19,664
Look, I'll make good.
691
00:45:19,789 --> 00:45:21,917
I'll come up with a settlement.
692
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,794
10, 20 thousand...
Whatever you want.
693
00:45:27,631 --> 00:45:31,218
Don't treat me like
a bimbo, Charley.
694
00:45:31,968 --> 00:45:34,679
It's my wedding day.
695
00:45:34,804 --> 00:45:36,765
I'm sorry.
696
00:45:36,848 --> 00:45:41,394
I didn't mean to...
I'm really sorry.
697
00:45:52,030 --> 00:45:54,115
Oh, shit!
698
00:45:54,199 --> 00:45:57,160
Wow!
699
00:45:57,244 --> 00:45:59,955
I've never been on
the front page before.
700
00:46:00,038 --> 00:46:03,458
Could I have a few
to send to my family?
701
00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:07,921
"Heir forsakes studio Princess
for lounge singer."
702
00:46:08,004 --> 00:46:10,006
Those'll do.
703
00:46:11,383 --> 00:46:14,719
I wonder what it would cost
to buy every copy in L.A.?
704
00:46:14,844 --> 00:46:19,516
If she loves you,
she'll wait for you.
705
00:46:21,893 --> 00:46:25,605
Her father's probably
waiting for me, too.
706
00:46:25,689 --> 00:46:27,607
I wish I was dead.
707
00:46:27,691 --> 00:46:29,192
Thanks.
708
00:46:34,864 --> 00:46:39,369
- You coming?
- I don't think so.
709
00:46:43,873 --> 00:46:46,293
Where are you gonna go?
710
00:46:46,376 --> 00:46:50,505
You don't have any money,
a car, any clothes.
711
00:46:50,547 --> 00:46:53,508
Come on. I'll set you up in la.
712
00:46:53,591 --> 00:46:56,636
You know,
you guys are all alike.
713
00:46:57,971 --> 00:47:01,683
There are two things
I'm gonna do from now on...
714
00:47:01,725 --> 00:47:04,561
I'm gonna earn my own living...
715
00:47:04,644 --> 00:47:07,355
And I'm gonna
keep my window shut.
716
00:47:07,439 --> 00:47:10,233
So long, Charley.
717
00:47:17,907 --> 00:47:20,201
Three months!
718
00:47:20,285 --> 00:47:23,580
You want Adele homer
to wait three months...
719
00:47:23,663 --> 00:47:27,042
Until you get annulled from
some cheap, blonde bombshell...
720
00:47:27,083 --> 00:47:29,419
Bimbo cocktail waitress?
721
00:47:29,502 --> 00:47:32,172
She's not a cocktail waitress.
She sings with a band.
722
00:47:32,255 --> 00:47:34,674
I've been trying to tell you...
723
00:47:34,758 --> 00:47:37,218
We did not get married
of our own free will!
724
00:47:37,260 --> 00:47:40,347
We were kidnapped and forced
to get married at gunpoint.
725
00:47:40,430 --> 00:47:42,515
At gunpoint?
726
00:47:42,599 --> 00:47:44,893
What is that, a new crime wave?
727
00:47:44,934 --> 00:47:47,604
They grab people on the street
and make them get married?
728
00:47:47,687 --> 00:47:50,023
I warned you about him,
didn't I?
729
00:47:50,106 --> 00:47:53,777
Nobody gets forced to get married
at gunpoint except hillbillies.
730
00:47:53,818 --> 00:47:58,448
And you're no hillbilly, you pervert
Polo-playing goddamn playboy!
731
00:47:58,531 --> 00:48:02,744
- Do I look stupid? Do I look like a schmuck?
- No, sir.
732
00:48:02,827 --> 00:48:06,039
Bugsy siege! May be crazy.
But stupid, he's not.
733
00:48:06,122 --> 00:48:09,250
Those people out there
kill for power, money!
734
00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:11,586
But this thing
he did for revenge.
735
00:48:11,628 --> 00:48:14,714
For talking to his ex-girlfriend
he might break your legs.
736
00:48:14,798 --> 00:48:17,550
- You got broken legs, Charley?
- No, sir.
737
00:48:18,843 --> 00:48:23,556
What else did you do
besides talk to her?
738
00:48:25,475 --> 00:48:28,728
The rest of the story
contains certain...
739
00:48:28,812 --> 00:48:31,773
Indelicacies which are
best discussed among men.
740
00:48:31,815 --> 00:48:34,609
Indelicacies?
741
00:48:34,692 --> 00:48:38,279
We sent out 400
wedding invitations!
742
00:48:38,321 --> 00:48:43,243
The governor and both senators
are flying in from Washington!
743
00:48:43,326 --> 00:48:46,621
On this morning's front page
of the Los Angeles globe...
744
00:48:46,704 --> 00:48:48,665
Is a picture of you...
745
00:48:48,748 --> 00:48:51,626
Bugsy Siegel,
and the bimbo getting married...
746
00:48:51,668 --> 00:48:54,504
In some Las Vegas
quickie wedding chapel.
747
00:48:54,587 --> 00:48:58,466
On page 12 is the announcement
of the engagement...
748
00:48:58,550 --> 00:49:00,969
Of my daughter
to the same man...
749
00:49:01,010 --> 00:49:03,012
Whose fucking picture
is on page one.
750
00:49:03,054 --> 00:49:05,306
And you want to talk
about indelicacies!
751
00:49:05,390 --> 00:49:08,643
I can see you don't want
to hear my side of the story.
752
00:49:08,726 --> 00:49:12,897
They're laughing at me
at every studio in town.
753
00:49:13,022 --> 00:49:17,777
I make family pictures!
Families bring their kids.
754
00:49:17,861 --> 00:49:21,030
Children sing songs,
and buy toy bunny rabbits...
755
00:49:21,114 --> 00:49:24,617
And ducks that go
"quack" in my pictures.
756
00:49:24,701 --> 00:49:26,828
I'll break your ass,
you fucking little shithead.
757
00:49:26,870 --> 00:49:29,456
Get out of my house
before I kick you out.
758
00:49:29,539 --> 00:49:31,791
- I'm sorry, Adele.
- Don't talk to him.
759
00:49:31,875 --> 00:49:34,836
- You'll never forgive me.
- She doesn't forgive you!
760
00:49:34,878 --> 00:49:37,297
- I'd like to explain it.
- Get the fuck out of here!
761
00:49:37,380 --> 00:49:40,175
I'm not going to give up,
because I'm in love with you!
762
00:49:40,258 --> 00:49:43,678
Mr. Horner, we'll talk.
763
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:45,930
You'd better start
eating at home...
764
00:49:46,055 --> 00:49:48,641
'Cause you won't get into
a restaurant in this city.
765
00:49:48,725 --> 00:49:51,561
You won't get a table,
a chair, a plate...
766
00:49:51,644 --> 00:49:54,689
A piece of lettuce
that dropped off the tray!
767
00:49:54,772 --> 00:49:57,734
You're through in this town.
You're a dead man.
768
00:49:57,817 --> 00:50:01,488
In tomorrow's obituaries,
I'm puttin' in...
769
00:50:01,571 --> 00:50:03,698
"Died today,
Charles Raymond Pearl.
770
00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:05,700
"Cause of death...
771
00:50:05,742 --> 00:50:10,079
A fucking flaw
in his fucking character."
772
00:50:14,667 --> 00:50:17,921
I just want to swing with you
773
00:50:17,962 --> 00:50:19,923
- swing with you.
- Take that down.
774
00:50:19,964 --> 00:50:23,426
Charley.
775
00:50:23,510 --> 00:50:27,096
This thing... it'll pass.
776
00:50:28,515 --> 00:50:32,101
Maybe not in our lifetime,
but it'll pass.
777
00:50:36,189 --> 00:50:38,566
The guy's not eating.
778
00:50:38,608 --> 00:50:42,403
- You gotta eat, Charley.
- I'm not hungry.
779
00:50:44,489 --> 00:50:46,407
He's not hungry.
780
00:50:48,826 --> 00:50:51,454
You gotta get out more, Charley.
781
00:50:51,538 --> 00:50:54,249
You can't stay cooped up
on the patio...
782
00:50:54,290 --> 00:50:56,751
Looking out at the same
panoramic view every night.
783
00:50:56,834 --> 00:51:00,255
Forget it.
No woman is worth starving for.
784
00:51:00,296 --> 00:51:04,092
- Just another broad.
- Adele horner is no broad.
785
00:51:04,175 --> 00:51:06,553
Thought you were
thinking of Vicki.
786
00:51:06,636 --> 00:51:09,430
Have you heard from her?
787
00:51:09,514 --> 00:51:12,100
- Vicki?
- No, Adele.
788
00:51:12,183 --> 00:51:14,602
They won't put my calls through.
789
00:51:14,686 --> 00:51:16,813
I hear she's in San Diego.
790
00:51:16,896 --> 00:51:21,025
- Adele?
- No, Vicki.
791
00:51:21,150 --> 00:51:23,945
She's singing in some joint.
792
00:51:32,662 --> 00:51:35,456
I just can't get that woman
out of my mind.
793
00:51:40,587 --> 00:51:43,006
Which one?
794
00:51:43,047 --> 00:51:45,341
Excuse me, Mr. Charley.
795
00:51:46,676 --> 00:51:49,304
There's a lady here to see you.
796
00:51:53,683 --> 00:51:55,810
Even money, it's Adele.
797
00:51:55,893 --> 00:51:58,438
I'll take a c-note
on the songbird.
798
00:51:59,689 --> 00:52:02,859
You got my letter?
799
00:52:02,942 --> 00:52:06,613
I hate you so much...
800
00:52:06,696 --> 00:52:09,532
Because I'm still
in love with you...
801
00:52:09,616 --> 00:52:11,951
Partly because you're so bad...
802
00:52:12,035 --> 00:52:14,329
And partly because
you're so honest.
803
00:52:14,412 --> 00:52:17,665
I don't know another man who'd
admit to his future wife...
804
00:52:17,749 --> 00:52:19,667
That he'd slept
with another woman...
805
00:52:19,751 --> 00:52:22,712
Six days before their wedding.
806
00:52:22,795 --> 00:52:26,174
I think Mr. Siegel
let you off easy.
807
00:52:26,215 --> 00:52:28,801
If I had walked into that room
and saw you in bed...
808
00:52:28,885 --> 00:52:32,013
I would have shot you
and her on the spot.
809
00:52:32,096 --> 00:52:35,558
Especially her!
810
00:52:35,642 --> 00:52:40,104
You go and write these loving
things to me on "last page,"
811
00:52:40,229 --> 00:52:43,024
and I don't know what to think.
812
00:52:43,066 --> 00:52:45,026
Do you still want to marry me?
813
00:52:45,109 --> 00:52:47,028
- Yes, Adele.
- Why?
814
00:52:47,111 --> 00:52:49,656
- I'm still in love with you.
- Why did you sleep with her?
815
00:52:49,739 --> 00:52:53,368
- You won't like my answer.
- Say it anyway.
816
00:52:55,495 --> 00:52:57,705
I just had to have her.
817
00:52:59,499 --> 00:53:02,418
You're right, I hate it.
818
00:53:02,502 --> 00:53:04,837
- Do you still see her?
- No.
819
00:53:04,921 --> 00:53:07,715
- Do you still want her? Don't lie.
- No!
820
00:53:07,757 --> 00:53:10,218
A little, but it'll go away.
821
00:53:10,259 --> 00:53:12,887
- Oh, Charley.
- Marry me, Adele.
822
00:53:12,970 --> 00:53:15,515
I'll never see her again.
I'll stop wanting her.
823
00:53:15,598 --> 00:53:18,267
- I swear.
- You're still lying.
824
00:53:18,351 --> 00:53:21,229
Not to me, but to yourself.
825
00:53:25,692 --> 00:53:30,613
I'm going to Europe with
my father for three months.
826
00:53:30,697 --> 00:53:35,576
You should be free from
that... person by then.
827
00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:37,870
I'll be home on September 9th.
828
00:53:37,954 --> 00:53:41,457
You can call me
on September 10th.
829
00:53:43,668 --> 00:53:46,295
Good-bye, Charley.
830
00:53:48,005 --> 00:53:50,925
And so,
Adele went to Europe to think...
831
00:53:50,967 --> 00:53:53,094
And Charley buried himself
in his work...
832
00:53:53,177 --> 00:53:57,890
Well, playboy work.
But his heart just wasn't in it.
833
00:54:11,487 --> 00:54:13,406
Heyyy!
834
00:54:15,992 --> 00:54:17,577
Ah, shit!
835
00:54:25,752 --> 00:54:27,795
If Adele didn't
come home soon...
836
00:54:27,879 --> 00:54:32,675
There wouldn't be much
of Charley to come home to.
837
00:54:32,759 --> 00:54:35,636
Then, finally it came...
September 10th.
838
00:54:35,678 --> 00:54:39,974
The morning line on Adele
saying "yes" was eight to five.
839
00:54:40,016 --> 00:54:43,227
I took the odds
and bet on cupid.
840
00:54:49,525 --> 00:54:53,488
- Did you miss Adele, Charley?
- Yes, sir.
841
00:54:53,529 --> 00:54:57,658
- Have you been behaving yourself?
- Yes, sir.
842
00:54:57,700 --> 00:55:01,162
You haven't been seeing
anyone you shouldn't be?
843
00:55:01,245 --> 00:55:05,041
Yes, sir. Sorry... no, sir.
844
00:55:07,919 --> 00:55:11,839
I was young once myself, chaney.
845
00:55:11,881 --> 00:55:15,635
And I also made some
big mistakes in my time.
846
00:55:15,676 --> 00:55:18,513
But I did everything I could
to rectify those mistakes.
847
00:55:18,596 --> 00:55:20,515
I understand.
848
00:55:20,598 --> 00:55:25,186
It would take you
1200 years to rectify yours.
849
00:55:25,269 --> 00:55:28,231
That's a long time to wait
to start a family.
850
00:55:29,273 --> 00:55:31,484
Yes, sir.
851
00:55:31,567 --> 00:55:34,487
So here's the deal.
852
00:55:34,570 --> 00:55:37,198
You get married
one week from tonight...
853
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:40,159
A simple ceremony,
no guests, quiet as a grave.
854
00:55:40,243 --> 00:55:43,162
A retired judge will
do it in my study.
855
00:55:43,246 --> 00:55:45,414
The servants will be
given the night off.
856
00:55:45,498 --> 00:55:48,292
I'm takin' no chances on
another scandal, understand?
857
00:55:48,417 --> 00:55:50,002
Perfectly, sir.
858
00:55:50,086 --> 00:55:53,256
One other item.
859
00:55:53,297 --> 00:55:55,716
I want you to put up
a half-a-million-dollar bond...
860
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:57,718
To be held in escrow.
861
00:55:57,802 --> 00:56:00,721
At the end of the ceremony,
it'll be returned to you.
862
00:56:00,763 --> 00:56:04,851
If you don't show up, you'll be the
generous benefactor of an orphanage.
863
00:56:04,934 --> 00:56:08,104
- Is that acceptable?
- It's not to me!
864
00:56:08,187 --> 00:56:11,065
I don't think I should have to
buy someone to marry me.
865
00:56:11,148 --> 00:56:13,568
He's not being bought
to marry you...
866
00:56:13,609 --> 00:56:16,028
But he's paying up
if he doesn't.
867
00:56:16,112 --> 00:56:18,739
That's acceptable to me, sir.
868
00:56:18,823 --> 00:56:22,618
A final item...
869
00:56:22,702 --> 00:56:25,413
Not a word of
this wedding to anyone.
870
00:56:25,496 --> 00:56:29,792
- If there's a leak or rumor, it's off.
- You have my word.
871
00:56:29,876 --> 00:56:32,879
Put the check on
the desk in my library.
872
00:56:32,962 --> 00:56:37,425
Make it out to the
culver city boys' orphanage.
873
00:56:42,305 --> 00:56:45,224
I regret using such foul
language at our last meeting.
874
00:56:45,308 --> 00:56:47,435
It was uncharacteristic of me.
875
00:56:47,476 --> 00:56:50,563
I deserved it, sir.
876
00:56:50,646 --> 00:56:53,232
I'll see you here
one week from tonight.
877
00:56:53,316 --> 00:56:55,568
If not, the next time you
go on a honeymoon...
878
00:56:55,651 --> 00:56:58,237
You'll go as a eunuch.
879
00:57:02,533 --> 00:57:04,577
Okay, two nights later...
880
00:57:04,660 --> 00:57:06,621
Tony was opening at
the St. tropez club...
881
00:57:06,704 --> 00:57:11,375
With a couple of new songs
Sammy had written just for him.
882
00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:14,253
It's a big night for everybody,
very big.
883
00:57:14,337 --> 00:57:18,132
- What happened with Adele?
- Nothing much. She's fine.
884
00:57:18,174 --> 00:57:20,343
I can't get a word
outta this guy.
885
00:57:20,384 --> 00:57:23,304
Charley, something's cooking.
I can tell.
886
00:57:23,387 --> 00:57:25,848
Nothing. I swear.
887
00:57:25,932 --> 00:57:30,519
It's not my night.
Everything's going wrong.
888
00:57:30,603 --> 00:57:34,815
Tony's nervous 'cause the
mgm people didn't show yet.
889
00:57:34,857 --> 00:57:37,151
Then, the opening act cancels.
Laryngitis.
890
00:57:37,193 --> 00:57:40,112
- Honey, what a shame.
- No opening act?
891
00:57:40,196 --> 00:57:42,823
What's he need? 20, 30 minutes?
892
00:57:42,907 --> 00:57:45,326
I would do this for Tony,
nobody else.
893
00:57:45,409 --> 00:57:49,330
Relax. They got somebody else.
Just sit down.
894
00:57:49,372 --> 00:57:51,666
Ladies and gentlemen,
the management regrets...
895
00:57:51,749 --> 00:57:55,002
Miss Amber Wayne
will be unable to appear...
896
00:57:55,044 --> 00:57:59,507
But delights presenting in her
first Los Angeles appearance...
897
00:57:59,548 --> 00:58:03,010
Miss Vicki Anderson.
898
00:58:06,389 --> 00:58:08,307
Jesus.
899
00:58:08,391 --> 00:58:10,977
You know what the odds are
on this happening?
900
00:58:11,018 --> 00:58:12,979
Impossible to one.
901
00:58:13,020 --> 00:58:16,440
J every honey bee j
902
00:58:16,565 --> 00:58:20,152
j' fills with jealousy j
903
00:58:20,236 --> 00:58:23,656
j' when they see you out
with me j'
904
00:58:23,739 --> 00:58:29,078
j' I don't blame them
goodness knows j'
905
00:58:29,161 --> 00:58:32,832
j honeysuckle Rose j
906
00:58:35,084 --> 00:58:38,087
j' don't cry
907
00:58:38,170 --> 00:58:41,549
j' sugar j'
908
00:58:41,590 --> 00:58:45,344
j' you just have
to touch my cup j'
909
00:58:45,428 --> 00:58:49,724
j' you're my sugar
910
00:58:49,807 --> 00:58:52,018
she looks familiar.
911
00:58:53,352 --> 00:58:55,855
Charley, isn't that... ow!
912
00:58:55,896 --> 00:58:59,233
Charley, I didn't know
it was gonna be her.
913
00:58:59,275 --> 00:59:02,611
- I gotta get outta here.
- And miss Tony's opening?
914
00:59:02,695 --> 00:59:06,866
- He'll never forgive you.
- If lew horner finds out that she and I are in the same club...
915
00:59:06,907 --> 00:59:08,492
He's gonna call
the whole thing off.
916
00:59:08,617 --> 00:59:10,911
- Call what off?
- That's it! I knew it.
917
00:59:10,953 --> 00:59:14,290
- You and Adele are getting married.
- Not unless I beat it now!
918
00:59:16,459 --> 00:59:18,335
Tell Tony I got sick.
919
00:59:20,296 --> 00:59:23,466
- What's wrong with him?
- Slight heart attack.
920
00:59:23,507 --> 00:59:26,886
I you just have to
921
00:59:26,927 --> 00:59:29,472
j' touch my cup
922
00:59:29,513 --> 00:59:35,770
j' you're my sugar
923
00:59:35,811 --> 00:59:37,772
j' it's sweet
924
00:59:37,813 --> 00:59:40,274
j' when you stir it up
925
00:59:40,316 --> 00:59:46,197
j' when I'm taking sips
from your tasty lips
926
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:50,201
j' seems the honey fairly drips
927
00:59:50,284 --> 00:59:53,329
j“ you're confection
928
00:59:53,496 --> 00:59:55,998
j“ goodness knows
929
00:59:56,040 --> 01:00:03,047
j' honey... suckle Rose
930
01:00:03,130 --> 01:00:06,717
mmm-yeah.
931
01:00:13,390 --> 01:00:16,227
Good. She's very good.
932
01:00:31,450 --> 01:00:34,870
There wasn't a window,
so I decided to use the door.
933
01:00:39,750 --> 01:00:42,253
So how are you?
934
01:00:44,922 --> 01:00:47,591
I'm okay.
935
01:00:48,884 --> 01:00:52,179
I see you didn't
have any trouble...
936
01:00:52,221 --> 01:00:54,849
Getting back on your feet.
937
01:01:00,980 --> 01:01:03,858
I really shouldn't be here
talking to you.
938
01:01:03,899 --> 01:01:08,112
It usually gets us in trouble.
939
01:01:08,195 --> 01:01:11,615
Oh, god! I'm so clumsy!
940
01:01:11,699 --> 01:01:14,368
Let me help you with that.
941
01:01:16,287 --> 01:01:19,039
I guess I shouldn't
tell you this either...
942
01:01:19,081 --> 01:01:22,376
But I'm supposed to be...
Getting married...
943
01:01:22,418 --> 01:01:25,588
On Tuesday.
944
01:01:25,629 --> 01:01:27,715
Well!
945
01:01:27,756 --> 01:01:31,302
Good for Adele.
946
01:01:31,385 --> 01:01:33,554
She hung in there.
947
01:01:33,596 --> 01:01:35,222
Yeah.
948
01:01:35,264 --> 01:01:36,974
So how 'bout you?
949
01:01:37,057 --> 01:01:41,312
- Charley...
- I mean, are you seeing anybody?
950
01:01:41,395 --> 01:01:44,064
I've only been
annulled two weeks.
951
01:01:44,106 --> 01:01:46,442
What's the rush?
952
01:01:46,525 --> 01:01:48,485
Yeah.
953
01:01:48,569 --> 01:01:52,573
Tony's gonna kill me
if I don't see the show.
954
01:01:52,615 --> 01:01:55,117
Your life is always
being threatened...
955
01:01:55,201 --> 01:01:58,454
Isn't it, Charley?
956
01:01:58,495 --> 01:02:00,831
I really gotta go.
957
01:02:00,915 --> 01:02:04,335
I just wanted to drop by
and say hello.
958
01:02:04,418 --> 01:02:07,755
The real reason
I came by was to see...
959
01:02:07,796 --> 01:02:11,258
If I could be around you
and still want to get married.
960
01:02:11,342 --> 01:02:14,929
I guess I'm reasonably safe.
961
01:02:16,764 --> 01:02:21,810
Well, you know how I like
to see you happy, Charley.
962
01:02:25,856 --> 01:02:27,816
Well...
963
01:02:42,498 --> 01:02:44,625
- I was just thinking...
- I was just thinking...
964
01:02:44,667 --> 01:02:46,627
Me, too. What?
965
01:02:46,669 --> 01:02:50,172
If you weren't going
to be too long...
966
01:02:50,256 --> 01:02:53,801
Maybe I could...
Give you a ride home.
967
01:02:55,052 --> 01:02:56,971
I have a car.
968
01:03:00,933 --> 01:03:03,018
Mine's bigger.
969
01:03:11,819 --> 01:03:16,865
J' you... you're
driving me crazy
970
01:03:16,949 --> 01:03:21,704
j' what did I do
baby, whatever did I do
971
01:03:23,163 --> 01:03:26,041
j' my tears for you
972
01:03:26,125 --> 01:03:30,087
j' they make everything hazy
973
01:03:30,170 --> 01:03:35,426
j' clouds in the sky
that used to be blue
974
01:03:36,885 --> 01:03:38,762
j' how true
975
01:03:38,846 --> 01:03:42,057
j“ were the friends
who were near me to cheer me
976
01:03:42,141 --> 01:03:44,560
j' believe me they knew but you
977
01:03:44,601 --> 01:03:47,187
j' were the kind
who would hurt me
978
01:03:47,271 --> 01:03:49,690
j' desert me when I needed you
979
01:03:49,732 --> 01:03:52,860
j' yeah, you baby, you
980
01:03:52,943 --> 01:03:56,238
j' you're driving me crazy
981
01:03:56,280 --> 01:04:00,409
j' what did I do did I do to you
982
01:04:16,508 --> 01:04:18,677
J' how true
983
01:04:18,761 --> 01:04:21,430
j“ were the friends
who were near me to cheer me
984
01:04:21,513 --> 01:04:23,891
j' believe me they knew but you
985
01:04:23,932 --> 01:04:26,560
j' were the kind
who would hurt me
986
01:04:26,602 --> 01:04:28,937
j' desert me when I needed you
987
01:04:29,021 --> 01:04:32,107
j“ yeah, you,
yeah, yeah, yeah, you
988
01:04:32,191 --> 01:04:35,319
j' you're driving me crazy
989
01:04:35,402 --> 01:04:37,780
j' what did I do
990
01:04:37,821 --> 01:04:40,824
I tell me what did I do to you
991
01:04:40,908 --> 01:04:44,370
j' please what did I do
992
01:04:44,453 --> 01:04:46,455
j' to you
993
01:04:54,963 --> 01:04:57,383
Tony!
994
01:04:59,593 --> 01:05:01,553
Oh, Jesus.
995
01:05:03,430 --> 01:05:06,433
That just cost me
a half-a-million bucks.
996
01:05:06,475 --> 01:05:09,311
No, mister.
997
01:05:09,395 --> 01:05:13,190
That... was just
for old-time's sake.
998
01:05:16,652 --> 01:05:18,821
I don't think so.
999
01:05:18,862 --> 01:05:22,032
You know it and I know it.
1000
01:05:23,659 --> 01:05:27,204
It's gonna be like this
for the rest of our lives.
1001
01:05:27,287 --> 01:05:30,124
When you walked away
from me that day...
1002
01:05:30,165 --> 01:05:33,127
Flat as a penny,
without a red cent...
1003
01:05:33,168 --> 01:05:35,212
I couldn't believe it.
1004
01:05:36,505 --> 01:05:38,799
I said to myself...
1005
01:05:38,841 --> 01:05:42,970
"If I had a woman like that...
1006
01:05:43,011 --> 01:05:46,306
I would want to spend
the rest of my life with her."
1007
01:05:46,348 --> 01:05:48,434
Charley...
1008
01:05:49,518 --> 01:05:51,895
Do you really love me?
1009
01:05:52,020 --> 01:05:54,481
I mean, really love me?
1010
01:05:54,523 --> 01:05:56,859
'Cause when you walked out
of my dressing room...
1011
01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:59,278
And I thought you were
never coming back...
1012
01:05:59,361 --> 01:06:02,531
I wanted to die.
1013
01:06:13,876 --> 01:06:16,545
I do love you, baby.
1014
01:06:18,380 --> 01:06:21,550
I have never been this happy...
1015
01:06:21,633 --> 01:06:25,888
In my entire,
spoiled, rotten life.
1016
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,773
It was a beautiful wedding,
even better than the first.
1017
01:06:36,857 --> 01:06:39,526
Better entertainment.
I was the best man.
1018
01:06:39,568 --> 01:06:42,070
I did 40 minutes
of boffo material.
1019
01:06:42,154 --> 01:06:44,907
It was beautiful, not to brag.
1020
01:06:44,948 --> 01:06:47,743
Tony sang a song that Sammy
wrote for the occasion called...
1021
01:06:47,826 --> 01:06:51,413
"The girl that I marry,
then married."
1022
01:06:51,497 --> 01:06:54,666
The other girls, being single,
naturally cried at the wedding.
1023
01:06:54,750 --> 01:06:57,169
Somewhere else in Hollywood...
1024
01:06:57,252 --> 01:06:59,755
Someone was crying
more than anybody.
1025
01:07:05,219 --> 01:07:08,388
He's dead! The man is dead.
1026
01:07:08,472 --> 01:07:10,766
I'll get pictures of him dead.
1027
01:07:10,807 --> 01:07:14,770
You can pin 'em on your wall
and throw darts at them.
1028
01:07:14,811 --> 01:07:18,273
Last time, he tells us,
he got married at gunpoint.
1029
01:07:18,315 --> 01:07:21,610
What did they have this time?
A Cannon?
1030
01:07:24,655 --> 01:07:26,532
Mr. Pearl?
1031
01:07:28,408 --> 01:07:32,621
We're almost done packing.
I'll call you to pick up the bags.
1032
01:07:32,704 --> 01:07:35,707
We got a going-away
gift for you...
1033
01:07:35,791 --> 01:07:38,460
From a friend.
1034
01:07:42,548 --> 01:07:45,175
Wait a minute, fellas.
1035
01:07:45,259 --> 01:07:48,178
If he can pay you,
I'll pay you double.
1036
01:07:48,262 --> 01:07:51,139
He already paid us double.
1037
01:07:51,807 --> 01:07:53,308
Charley?
1038
01:07:56,853 --> 01:07:58,480
Aaah!
1039
01:08:00,482 --> 01:08:01,817
Aaah!
1040
01:08:10,951 --> 01:08:14,204
Daddy, don't kill him.
1041
01:08:14,288 --> 01:08:18,667
Maybe he'll change
his mind again.
1042
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:22,421
What the hell did he see
in you in the first place?
1043
01:08:24,506 --> 01:08:26,967
Where are we goin', fellas?
1044
01:08:48,447 --> 01:08:50,532
Charley, Charley!
1045
01:08:52,576 --> 01:08:55,412
Charley? Charley?
1046
01:08:58,415 --> 01:09:02,085
I'm sorry about
the honeymoon, Vicki.
1047
01:09:03,962 --> 01:09:05,881
Huh?
1048
01:09:05,964 --> 01:09:10,636
I said, "I'm sorry
about the honeymoon."
1049
01:09:10,719 --> 01:09:13,180
Oh, that's okay, honey.
1050
01:09:13,263 --> 01:09:16,642
This is the second time
you haven't had one.
1051
01:09:16,725 --> 01:09:19,394
What did you say?
I can't hear you.
1052
01:09:19,478 --> 01:09:24,107
- Excuse me.
- Oh! Oh, they're beautiful.
1053
01:09:25,901 --> 01:09:27,861
What is this?
1054
01:09:27,944 --> 01:09:31,323
Flowers from the
culver city boys' orphanage.
1055
01:09:31,406 --> 01:09:33,950
Oh, Jesus.
1056
01:09:38,789 --> 01:09:41,083
Tomorrow morning at 8:00...
1057
01:09:41,124 --> 01:09:43,210
I start to take
swimming lessons.
1058
01:09:43,293 --> 01:09:46,755
I lose Esther Williams at the end
of the picture, but what the hell?
1059
01:09:46,838 --> 01:09:48,840
Original score
by frank loesser...
1060
01:09:48,924 --> 01:09:52,386
- Additional songs by Sammy fine.
- That's great, Sam.
1061
01:09:52,469 --> 01:09:54,596
- It gets greater.
- Me...
1062
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:57,474
Fred Astaire
and Rita Hayworth in one picture.
1063
01:09:57,557 --> 01:10:00,727
- Co-starring?
- Better, I play a funny taxi driver.
1064
01:10:00,811 --> 01:10:02,771
I got one dynamite scene...
1065
01:10:02,813 --> 01:10:05,607
And let Fred and Rita
carry the heavy plot. I'm no dope.
1066
01:10:05,691 --> 01:10:07,818
- Terrific, fellas.
- Let's not forget George.
1067
01:10:07,901 --> 01:10:10,404
Cincinnati's won
four games in a row!
1068
01:10:10,487 --> 01:10:13,448
And Charley's got Vicki.
Everyone finishes in the money!
1069
01:10:13,490 --> 01:10:16,368
I gotta call Vicki.
She had an audition at Paramount.
1070
01:10:16,451 --> 01:10:18,453
I wanna see how she made out.
1071
01:10:18,537 --> 01:10:22,874
I could tell him.
Nobody's hiring wives of Charley Pearl.
1072
01:10:22,958 --> 01:10:25,919
The irony is,
if he'd married Adele...
1073
01:10:26,002 --> 01:10:29,131
- Vicki would be working today.
- Tell him.
1074
01:10:29,172 --> 01:10:31,717
He loves stories about irony.
1075
01:10:43,687 --> 01:10:45,647
Charley?
1076
01:10:45,689 --> 01:10:49,693
Charley, guess what?
1077
01:10:51,403 --> 01:10:54,740
They want to test me
at monogram pictures.
1078
01:10:54,823 --> 01:10:56,992
It's not a werewolf picture.
1079
01:10:57,075 --> 01:11:00,120
It's a really big musical!
1080
01:11:00,203 --> 01:11:02,289
Oh, oh!
1081
01:11:02,372 --> 01:11:04,458
I've got to learn
two songs by Wednesday.
1082
01:11:04,541 --> 01:11:07,002
I've got to take some
really fast dancing lessons.
1083
01:11:07,043 --> 01:11:10,672
Charley, if I could just
show them what I can do.
1084
01:11:11,506 --> 01:11:14,551
What's wrong?
1085
01:11:14,634 --> 01:11:18,096
I'm leaving for Boston
in two hours.
1086
01:11:18,180 --> 01:11:20,599
My father had a stroke.
1087
01:11:20,682 --> 01:11:23,852
They don't think he's
gonna last out the week.
1088
01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:27,898
Charley.
1089
01:11:27,981 --> 01:11:30,901
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
1090
01:11:30,984 --> 01:11:34,613
I never thought about him dying.
1091
01:11:34,696 --> 01:11:38,366
He didn't seem the type,
you know what I mean?
1092
01:11:39,993 --> 01:11:42,496
Did you talk to him?
1093
01:11:42,579 --> 01:11:45,248
No, not really. He's on oxygen.
1094
01:11:45,373 --> 01:11:47,626
Just a couple of words.
1095
01:11:47,709 --> 01:11:50,754
What did he say?
1096
01:11:50,837 --> 01:11:53,757
He said he wants to meet you!
1097
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:58,762
He said he's not going anywhere
'til he meets his daughter.
1098
01:11:58,845 --> 01:12:03,266
Even after everything
he's read about me?
1099
01:12:03,391 --> 01:12:05,894
Especially.
1100
01:12:05,977 --> 01:12:09,648
I'll tell him
that you wanted to go.
1101
01:12:09,731 --> 01:12:12,192
I'm going with you.
1102
01:12:12,275 --> 01:12:14,569
I'll start packing.
1103
01:12:14,611 --> 01:12:17,948
I'll call monogram.
They'll postpone the test.
1104
01:12:18,031 --> 01:12:19,950
No, it doesn't matter.
1105
01:12:20,033 --> 01:12:23,161
There were ten other girls.
It was a long shot anyway.
1106
01:12:23,245 --> 01:12:25,664
I'll make it up to you. I swear.
1107
01:12:25,747 --> 01:12:29,793
Hey, I'm just glad
he wants to meet me.
1108
01:12:29,876 --> 01:12:32,921
When they got to Boston...
1109
01:12:33,004 --> 01:12:35,257
Charley's father was in a coma.
1110
01:12:35,298 --> 01:12:38,844
Well, they watched and waited...
1111
01:12:38,927 --> 01:12:41,429
And waited and watched
for five solid days...
1112
01:12:41,513 --> 01:12:44,474
Just for the old man
to meet Vicki.
1113
01:12:45,934 --> 01:12:49,896
Honey, is it okay
if I go to the bathroom?
1114
01:12:49,980 --> 01:12:51,940
Yeah, sure.
1115
01:12:55,652 --> 01:12:57,821
I'll be right back.
1116
01:13:20,260 --> 01:13:23,471
Where... is she?
1117
01:13:23,555 --> 01:13:26,850
- Where is she!
- Vicki!
1118
01:13:26,933 --> 01:13:30,145
- Where is she?
- Vicki, hurry up!
1119
01:13:31,771 --> 01:13:33,982
What?
1120
01:13:36,234 --> 01:13:38,153
What?
1121
01:13:39,237 --> 01:13:42,490
You missed him.
1122
01:13:42,532 --> 01:13:44,910
So Charley lost his father...
1123
01:13:44,993 --> 01:13:47,329
And Vicki lost the part
at monogram.
1124
01:13:47,370 --> 01:13:50,457
The girl who got it?
Bugsy Siegel's new girl...
1125
01:13:50,540 --> 01:13:52,584
The one he dumped Vicki for.
1126
01:13:52,667 --> 01:13:56,922
You know the odds on that?
You couldn't place the bet!
1127
01:13:57,005 --> 01:14:01,635
- I'm real sorry he never got to meet you.
- Yeah.
1128
01:14:01,676 --> 01:14:04,012
He had a real nice face...
1129
01:14:04,054 --> 01:14:07,974
So... gentle.
1130
01:14:09,684 --> 01:14:12,812
Well, he was in a coma.
1131
01:14:14,272 --> 01:14:16,942
When are we going home?
1132
01:14:17,025 --> 01:14:20,487
I've got some business
to take care of.
1133
01:14:20,528 --> 01:14:23,365
I am the president
of the company now.
1134
01:14:23,406 --> 01:14:25,700
When can we leave?
1135
01:14:25,742 --> 01:14:30,163
I don't know.
I'd say in about two years.
1136
01:14:36,711 --> 01:14:40,840
After that, we'd only have to spend
seven or eight months a year here.
1137
01:14:44,052 --> 01:14:46,513
Two years?
1138
01:14:46,596 --> 01:14:49,057
Honey, the company
isn't doing well.
1139
01:14:49,140 --> 01:14:52,560
If I don't go to work,
we could lose everything.
1140
01:14:54,562 --> 01:14:56,439
Two years!
1141
01:14:56,564 --> 01:14:59,526
You've got to give me
at least a year and a half.
1142
01:14:59,567 --> 01:15:03,530
If a picture comes up,
you go to la. And do it.
1143
01:15:03,613 --> 01:15:05,573
Pictures don't
come up in Boston.
1144
01:15:05,657 --> 01:15:08,410
You don't get to do
screen tests in Massachusetts...
1145
01:15:08,451 --> 01:15:10,829
Or meet directors or producers
on Plymouth rock!
1146
01:15:10,912 --> 01:15:15,250
I had a hard enough time getting into
the studios when I was there every day.
1147
01:15:15,291 --> 01:15:18,211
- Why was that, Charley?
- It's a tough business.
1148
01:15:18,253 --> 01:15:22,757
Especially when you're married
to the guy who dumped Adele horner.
1149
01:15:22,841 --> 01:15:25,593
Right.
And who did I dump her for?
1150
01:15:25,635 --> 01:15:28,388
Isn't that worth
two years of your life?
1151
01:15:28,430 --> 01:15:31,558
Is it a torture to live
in a place like this?
1152
01:15:31,599 --> 01:15:34,728
This is high society.
It doesn't get any higher.
1153
01:15:34,769 --> 01:15:37,897
I just want a chance
to do it on my own.
1154
01:15:37,939 --> 01:15:39,941
I can understand that.
1155
01:15:39,983 --> 01:15:42,777
All I want is
what's coming to me.
1156
01:15:42,819 --> 01:15:45,238
- Don't touch me.
- You're good at singing.
1157
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:48,908
I'm very good at
inheriting money.
1158
01:15:48,992 --> 01:15:51,953
I may be the best in my field.
1159
01:15:51,995 --> 01:15:56,624
I just don't want
to be without you.
1160
01:15:58,710 --> 01:16:02,756
I'll leave it up to you.
Whatever you decide is fine.
1161
01:16:05,467 --> 01:16:08,928
You know I can't be
without you two years.
1162
01:16:09,012 --> 01:16:11,765
Oh, god!
1163
01:16:11,806 --> 01:16:14,434
So they stayed...
1164
01:16:14,476 --> 01:16:18,271
And Vicki began the pleasant
process of fitting into Boston.
1165
01:16:18,313 --> 01:16:21,524
A lot of parties, new clothes,
a lot of hats.
1166
01:16:21,649 --> 01:16:23,902
I recall she mentioned hats.
1167
01:16:23,985 --> 01:16:28,740
Meanwhile, Charley became obsessed
with saving the family business.
1168
01:16:28,823 --> 01:16:31,743
He was determined
to make the old man proud.
1169
01:16:31,826 --> 01:16:34,537
Vicki spent her nights alone
waiting for Charley.
1170
01:16:34,662 --> 01:16:36,539
He was very busy.
1171
01:16:36,664 --> 01:16:40,251
He was making major
important business decisions.
1172
01:16:40,335 --> 01:16:44,089
It needs a little more mint, guys.
1173
01:16:47,383 --> 01:16:50,970
Vicki, darling,
how long have you been here?
1174
01:16:52,847 --> 01:16:55,475
Vicki, darling?
1175
01:16:57,685 --> 01:17:01,689
Oh, ah, two years.
We've been here two years.
1176
01:17:01,773 --> 01:17:04,442
Carl and I were
married two years...
1177
01:17:04,526 --> 01:17:06,444
When our sex life died.
1178
01:17:06,528 --> 01:17:09,197
We had a small funeral.
It was lovely.
1179
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:13,785
- Charles is having an affair with his secretary.
- What?
1180
01:17:13,868 --> 01:17:15,495
Oh, no, no, darling.
1181
01:17:15,537 --> 01:17:18,998
My Charles, not your Charles.
1182
01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:22,877
Oh! I didn't think...
1183
01:17:22,919 --> 01:17:26,506
Everything is all right
with you two, isn't it?
1184
01:17:26,548 --> 01:17:29,968
Oh, absolutely. We're fine.
1185
01:17:30,051 --> 01:17:33,054
He's just a little busy.
1186
01:17:33,138 --> 01:17:37,350
Busy? - "Just have to
finish these reports, dear."
1187
01:17:46,734 --> 01:17:49,195
Whatcha doing?
1188
01:17:49,279 --> 01:17:51,990
I gotta get through
these reports.
1189
01:17:52,073 --> 01:17:54,701
How much longer?
1190
01:17:54,742 --> 01:17:56,744
Couple of hours.
1191
01:17:56,786 --> 01:17:58,913
Oh, Charley!
1192
01:17:58,997 --> 01:18:02,417
I miss you so much.
1193
01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:04,836
I miss you, too, baby.
1194
01:18:07,422 --> 01:18:09,424
How does that feel?
1195
01:18:10,967 --> 01:18:13,261
That feels great, baby.
1196
01:18:15,096 --> 01:18:17,724
Do you know where my hand is?
1197
01:18:17,807 --> 01:18:19,851
Not now, okay. Maybe later.
1198
01:18:19,934 --> 01:18:23,563
Not later, Charley. Now!
1199
01:18:26,024 --> 01:18:29,235
What are you doing?
What's the matter with you?
1200
01:18:30,778 --> 01:18:33,281
What's the matter with us?
1201
01:18:33,364 --> 01:18:35,742
What's happening to us?
1202
01:18:35,783 --> 01:18:37,952
Nothing's happening.
1203
01:18:38,036 --> 01:18:40,955
- Exactly. Nothing.
- What are you talking about?
1204
01:18:41,039 --> 01:18:43,958
Where's that crazy feeling
you used to have about me?
1205
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:45,960
Where is it, Charley?
1206
01:18:46,002 --> 01:18:49,589
Oh, come on, baby.
1207
01:18:56,346 --> 01:18:58,932
- It's gone.
- No, it's not.
1208
01:18:58,973 --> 01:19:01,392
Don't lie.
1209
01:19:01,476 --> 01:19:04,395
Well, a little,
but it'll come back.
1210
01:19:04,479 --> 01:19:07,106
This happens to everybody.
1211
01:19:07,148 --> 01:19:09,901
Charley, we don't even
touch each other anymore.
1212
01:19:09,984 --> 01:19:13,279
Remember how you used
to love to touch me?
1213
01:19:13,321 --> 01:19:15,323
I still do.
1214
01:19:17,700 --> 01:19:20,078
No, you don't, Charley.
1215
01:19:20,161 --> 01:19:23,623
We've been here two years.
1216
01:19:23,665 --> 01:19:27,710
Get us out of here
before it kills us. Please!
1217
01:19:27,835 --> 01:19:32,465
You can't expect me to walk away
from such an important part of my life.
1218
01:19:32,548 --> 01:19:34,467
I did.
1219
01:19:34,509 --> 01:19:38,429
The board of directors
is trying to squeeze me out.
1220
01:19:38,513 --> 01:19:42,016
I've put everything we own
into the stock options.
1221
01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:44,727
If I leave now,
we'll lose everything.
1222
01:19:44,852 --> 01:19:47,814
If you stay, you'll lose me.
1223
01:19:48,940 --> 01:19:51,985
I kept my side of the bargain.
1224
01:19:58,241 --> 01:20:00,868
What's it gonna be, Charley?
1225
01:20:33,735 --> 01:20:37,864
Christmas, 1950,
was not a happy time for Charley Pearl.
1226
01:20:37,905 --> 01:20:40,366
They were divorced
for the second time.
1227
01:20:40,408 --> 01:20:42,535
Somewhere fate was laughing.
1228
01:20:42,744 --> 01:20:46,789
Then spring arrived
and tragedy struck one of our own.
1229
01:20:46,914 --> 01:20:49,042
Sammy announced
he was getting married.
1230
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:51,878
So we drove back
to the pick-a-Daisy ranch.
1231
01:20:51,919 --> 01:20:54,047
Bugsy Siegel
had been bumped off.
1232
01:20:54,130 --> 01:20:58,217
We figured Nevada was now safe.
Even Charley made the trip west.
1233
01:20:58,301 --> 01:21:00,762
- Boy, was he a load of laughs.
- Somebody cheer Charley up.
1234
01:21:00,803 --> 01:21:03,931
- He's givin' me the creeps.
- Leave the man alone. He's grieving.
1235
01:21:04,015 --> 01:21:07,268
I can't believe
I'm getting married.
1236
01:21:07,352 --> 01:21:10,021
- Why'd you say "yes"?
- I don't know.
1237
01:21:10,104 --> 01:21:12,732
I think she had a hypnotist
over while I was sleeping.
1238
01:21:12,774 --> 01:21:15,068
- What do you think about Adele?
- What?
1239
01:21:15,109 --> 01:21:17,695
She eloped to Mexico
with her chauffeur.
1240
01:21:17,779 --> 01:21:19,906
Lew horner cut her off
without a cent.
1241
01:21:19,989 --> 01:21:22,575
You are kidding me!
1242
01:21:22,658 --> 01:21:25,411
They say two out of four
marriages ends in divorce.
1243
01:21:25,453 --> 01:21:28,915
The other two are suicides!
But I... hey!
1244
01:21:28,956 --> 01:21:31,209
- I wonder where she is now.
- Adele?
1245
01:21:31,292 --> 01:21:33,920
- In Mexico with the chauffeur.
- No, Vicki!
1246
01:21:33,961 --> 01:21:37,090
- Haven't played that in years!
- I was crazy about that woman.
1247
01:21:37,131 --> 01:21:38,758
- Vicki.
- Right.
1248
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:42,220
Then one day it stopped.
Just like that. Why?
1249
01:21:42,303 --> 01:21:45,264
Why? Because you're a man, Charley.
1250
01:21:45,348 --> 01:21:48,267
And men are crazy,
fucked up sons-of-bitches.
1251
01:21:48,309 --> 01:21:52,480
We want what we can't have, and when
we have it we don't want it anymore.
1252
01:21:52,563 --> 01:21:55,775
- Look at him.
- Look at me, going to a whorehouse...
1253
01:21:55,817 --> 01:21:58,319
So I can get hot for
my wife on our honeymoon...
1254
01:21:58,361 --> 01:22:01,322
Who I already shtupped
twelve hundred times.
1255
01:22:01,406 --> 01:22:03,408
We're all nuts!
1256
01:22:03,491 --> 01:22:05,410
- You're not the first.
- What?
1257
01:22:05,493 --> 01:22:08,287
- Lots of guys shtupped your wife twelve hundred times.
- I did.
1258
01:22:08,329 --> 01:22:10,581
See? The first person we asked.
1259
01:22:10,665 --> 01:22:12,959
- That is not funny.
- What is not?
1260
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:15,837
- Hey, slow up. Just slow up.
- What for?
1261
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:21,300
- Aw, no.
- I don't believe it.
1262
01:22:21,342 --> 01:22:24,137
- Are you serious?
- Do you know...
1263
01:22:24,178 --> 01:22:26,764
What the odds are on this happening?
Predictable.
1264
01:22:26,848 --> 01:22:28,808
- Just one drink.
- No, no.
1265
01:22:28,850 --> 01:22:31,436
Every time we stop for a drink,
you gotta get married.
1266
01:22:31,519 --> 01:22:33,813
I just want to wish her
good luck.
1267
01:22:33,855 --> 01:22:36,023
Tie it on a rock
and throw it through the window.
1268
01:22:40,361 --> 01:22:44,699
J' I'm so glad that
I ain't no fool no more
1269
01:22:48,119 --> 01:22:52,999
j' I'm so glad that
I ain't no fool no more
1270
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:55,877
god, she still looks great, huh?
1271
01:22:55,918 --> 01:22:58,713
Oh, well,
I don't mean that great.
1272
01:22:58,796 --> 01:23:02,842
She looks good. Nice. Regular.
1273
01:23:02,884 --> 01:23:06,637
J' my ma wants me to marry
a multimillionaire
1274
01:23:06,721 --> 01:23:09,807
j' but I just want somebody
who can handle me with care
1275
01:23:09,891 --> 01:23:12,477
so now you seen her,
don't look anymore.
1276
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:14,479
Remember that story
in the Bible?
1277
01:23:14,562 --> 01:23:16,689
You're gonna turn
into a box of salt.
1278
01:23:16,731 --> 01:23:19,484
It's a biblical story.
You can check.
1279
01:23:19,567 --> 01:23:21,944
It's over, finito, kaput, huh?
1280
01:23:22,069 --> 01:23:25,823
- Fellas, let's go.
- We didn't order no champagne.
1281
01:23:25,907 --> 01:23:29,952
- Compliments of Mr. Denaro.
- Who's Mr. Denaro?
1282
01:23:30,077 --> 01:23:33,498
Number-one man at the hotel.
1283
01:23:33,581 --> 01:23:36,542
Look at this.
It went from bugsy to crazy.
1284
01:23:36,626 --> 01:23:40,880
Pal, tell miss Anderson
to join us for a glass of champagne...
1285
01:23:40,922 --> 01:23:42,924
Shh! After this set is over.
1286
01:23:42,965 --> 01:23:46,677
Miss Anderson doesn't drink
with guests.
1287
01:23:46,761 --> 01:23:50,056
Hey, hey, pal,
this is not a guest.
1288
01:23:50,097 --> 01:23:53,434
This is Charley Pearl.
He was both her husbands.
1289
01:23:53,518 --> 01:23:57,104
I'm sorry. Mr. Denaro's orders.
1290
01:23:57,188 --> 01:24:00,733
She's taken up with Gus!
I should've known...
1291
01:24:00,816 --> 01:24:05,238
That these cheap Vegas punks
were always her style.
1292
01:24:05,279 --> 01:24:08,407
Charley, this girl had
a shot at the big leagues...
1293
01:24:08,449 --> 01:24:11,452
- But could not hit the fastball.
- He's not wrong.
1294
01:24:11,536 --> 01:24:15,873
J' I don't care if you're young
of if you're old
1295
01:24:17,875 --> 01:24:20,920
- let's get outta here.
- Smart.
1296
01:24:21,003 --> 01:24:23,965
Her face is gettin'
a little puffy, you notice?
1297
01:24:24,006 --> 01:24:28,094
On my mother's life, I was gonna
say that, but I was afraid to.
1298
01:24:28,135 --> 01:24:32,765
She put on a few pounds in the hips.
You notice the hips?
1299
01:24:32,807 --> 01:24:35,768
In two years you couldn't fit
her into a freight elevator.
1300
01:24:35,810 --> 01:24:38,020
I thought she had
sandwiches in her mouth.
1301
01:24:38,145 --> 01:24:41,274
You got rid of her
just in time, Charley.
1302
01:24:41,357 --> 01:24:44,610
- Hey, where's Charley?
- He stopped at the John.
1303
01:24:44,694 --> 01:24:46,779
Alone?
1304
01:24:46,862 --> 01:24:49,824
- Why didn't you go with him?
- I don't go unless I gotta do something.
1305
01:24:49,907 --> 01:24:53,160
- What's the matter with you?
- Hey, be careful!
1306
01:24:58,708 --> 01:25:01,794
So this is what you
left Boston for?
1307
01:25:01,877 --> 01:25:06,674
- I thought you gave me up for something better than this.
- I like it here, Charley.
1308
01:25:08,009 --> 01:25:11,470
So, how's the
toothpaste business?
1309
01:25:11,512 --> 01:25:14,640
You having fun thinking
up next year's flavors?
1310
01:25:14,724 --> 01:25:17,268
At least that's next year's.
You went back to last year's.
1311
01:25:17,351 --> 01:25:20,187
You like working with Gus
as much as bugsy?
1312
01:25:20,271 --> 01:25:22,773
Excuse me while I get
my divorce papers to see...
1313
01:25:22,857 --> 01:25:26,193
Where it says you have the right
to ask me personal questions.
1314
01:25:26,235 --> 01:25:28,821
I don't have to be married
to you to be worried.
1315
01:25:31,198 --> 01:25:35,786
- Ten seconds and then I call the boys.
- The boys?
1316
01:25:35,870 --> 01:25:40,666
Oh, that's cute.
What's happening to you?
1317
01:25:40,708 --> 01:25:43,085
Is Gus the one slipping
in your side window...
1318
01:25:43,210 --> 01:25:47,048
Or does he still have
a key to the front door?
1319
01:25:48,424 --> 01:25:50,968
Nobody's laid
their hands on me...
1320
01:25:51,052 --> 01:25:54,805
Since the day you stopped
laying your hands on me.
1321
01:25:55,765 --> 01:25:59,018
Now get your hands off me.
1322
01:26:01,562 --> 01:26:04,523
I don't know
how that happened...
1323
01:26:04,607 --> 01:26:06,734
But you changed on me.
1324
01:26:08,402 --> 01:26:11,072
And who changed me, Charley?
1325
01:26:11,113 --> 01:26:13,074
If you wanted Adele...
1326
01:26:13,115 --> 01:26:16,994
Why didn't you marry her
in the first place...
1327
01:26:17,078 --> 01:26:20,665
- Or the second?
- I made a mistake.
1328
01:26:20,748 --> 01:26:23,376
But I gave you enough money
not to have to play...
1329
01:26:23,459 --> 01:26:26,337
A crummy place like this!
1330
01:26:32,134 --> 01:26:35,888
All right, maybe it
is over between you and me.
1331
01:26:35,930 --> 01:26:37,890
Maybe?
1332
01:26:37,932 --> 01:26:40,434
You can go to the casino
and bet on it!
1333
01:26:40,476 --> 01:26:43,729
I just don't want you to throw
your life away, understand?
1334
01:26:43,771 --> 01:26:46,899
I've already thrown
away two years...
1335
01:26:46,941 --> 01:26:50,903
Giving dinner parties
for 22 dead people.
1336
01:26:50,986 --> 01:26:54,907
- You really are a tramp.
- You loved the tramp in me!
1337
01:26:54,949 --> 01:26:59,578
You kissed it good-bye when you made me
raise my pinky holding a teacup.
1338
01:26:59,662 --> 01:27:02,456
You won't make me
ashamed of myself!
1339
01:27:02,540 --> 01:27:04,875
I can't be bought
by you or anybody!
1340
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:12,133
I can't believe you did...
1341
01:27:12,174 --> 01:27:16,721
What the hell are you doing?
Jesus Christ! Wait!
1342
01:27:16,804 --> 01:27:20,266
You wouldn't dare?
Okay, come on.
1343
01:27:20,307 --> 01:27:23,144
Come on. I dare you!
1344
01:27:23,185 --> 01:27:25,312
Come on!
1345
01:27:25,396 --> 01:27:28,566
I can't believe you did that!
1346
01:27:29,817 --> 01:27:31,777
All right, wait!
1347
01:27:31,861 --> 01:27:35,448
I'm going,
but I'm taking you with me!
1348
01:27:35,489 --> 01:27:38,826
Aaah! Stop!
1349
01:27:38,909 --> 01:27:41,078
Oh!
1350
01:27:41,162 --> 01:27:43,998
You ripped my dress!
1351
01:27:48,377 --> 01:27:49,962
Owww!
1352
01:27:53,758 --> 01:27:56,469
This is cute, really cute.
1353
01:27:56,552 --> 01:27:58,637
Ah, ah...
1354
01:28:00,181 --> 01:28:02,933
Why is it you don't
ever seem to listen, huh?
1355
01:28:03,017 --> 01:28:05,144
Didn't you hear the waiter?
1356
01:28:05,227 --> 01:28:07,855
You need my permission
to see the star.
1357
01:28:07,938 --> 01:28:11,317
Gus, why don't you
go out to the bar...
1358
01:28:11,358 --> 01:28:14,445
And try to look like bugsy.
1359
01:28:14,528 --> 01:28:18,032
Once I was nice enough to give you
a warning. I'm not that nice anymore.
1360
01:28:18,115 --> 01:28:20,326
Who's your tailor, Gus?
1361
01:28:20,409 --> 01:28:23,996
This suit looks like the lining
to a better suit.
1362
01:28:24,079 --> 01:28:26,540
You're a funny guy.
1363
01:28:28,125 --> 01:28:30,169
Don't, don't! He's leaving.
1364
01:28:30,211 --> 01:28:32,213
Come on.
1365
01:28:34,757 --> 01:28:38,719
Hey, count to three
before I go, Gus.
1366
01:28:38,803 --> 01:28:41,722
Can you count that high, Gus?
1367
01:28:44,600 --> 01:28:47,561
- Charley, just shut up.
- You know what I hear, Gus?
1368
01:28:47,603 --> 01:28:51,148
- Keep talkin', playboy.
- I hear you go to the cemetery...
1369
01:28:51,232 --> 01:28:54,735
And kiss where bugsy's ass
used to be.
1370
01:28:54,819 --> 01:28:58,656
That's what Vicki told me, Gus.
Ain't that right, honey?
1371
01:29:00,950 --> 01:29:04,495
No, Gus, stop it!
You're killing him.
1372
01:29:04,578 --> 01:29:07,706
I'm gonna ask one question.
The answer better be "yes."
1373
01:29:07,748 --> 01:29:10,584
You ain't never gonna come
around and bother Vicki.
1374
01:29:10,626 --> 01:29:13,003
- Is that right?
- Yes, yes, he promises.
1375
01:29:13,087 --> 01:29:15,923
Is that right?
1376
01:29:15,965 --> 01:29:18,717
Yes, yes, yes.
1377
01:29:18,759 --> 01:29:20,845
Oh, I hated doing that.
1378
01:29:27,309 --> 01:29:30,020
You idiot!
You want to get us killed?
1379
01:29:30,104 --> 01:29:32,773
No, I was trying
to get you fired!
1380
01:29:32,857 --> 01:29:34,775
Oh, whoa!
1381
01:29:36,318 --> 01:29:38,779
Don't you guys ever grab
anywhere else?
1382
01:29:38,821 --> 01:29:41,740
I'll bet he's already
proposed to her.
1383
01:29:41,782 --> 01:29:43,784
Ooo.
1384
01:29:43,868 --> 01:29:46,412
Jesus, it's a massacre.
1385
01:29:46,495 --> 01:29:50,249
All right, somebody
get Vicki out of here.
1386
01:29:50,332 --> 01:29:52,293
I'll do that. That'll be my job.
1387
01:29:52,334 --> 01:29:56,797
There are four of us
and only one of you.
1388
01:29:58,799 --> 01:30:01,802
I think he likes
the odds, George.
1389
01:30:01,886 --> 01:30:05,306
- They might need you.
- They're much better off without me.
1390
01:30:05,347 --> 01:30:09,101
Believe me when I say that.
This is, uh...
1391
01:30:09,184 --> 01:30:12,146
Not my forte.
1392
01:30:12,229 --> 01:30:14,648
Oh, my god!
1393
01:30:14,690 --> 01:30:16,650
That's not George.
That's a good sound.
1394
01:30:16,734 --> 01:30:19,111
They're working it out,
is what they are.
1395
01:30:19,153 --> 01:30:22,281
- Sweetheart, come with me.
- Let's get outta here.
1396
01:30:31,248 --> 01:30:33,500
Watch the hair!
1397
01:30:33,584 --> 01:30:36,503
You should see what I did
to that big palooka.
1398
01:30:36,545 --> 01:30:38,756
Let's go!
1399
01:30:50,059 --> 01:30:52,645
Thank you. We had a great ti...
1400
01:30:58,609 --> 01:31:02,279
It's god's curse on me for
wanting to get shtupped again.
1401
01:31:06,867 --> 01:31:10,204
- Can't you pull down a side street?
- It's all desert!
1402
01:31:11,288 --> 01:31:13,999
- Make a right.
- There's no road there!
1403
01:31:14,041 --> 01:31:16,502
Just do it!
1404
01:31:16,543 --> 01:31:20,172
Vicki, I can't see a damn thing!
1405
01:31:20,255 --> 01:31:22,341
This is like looking for...
1406
01:31:22,383 --> 01:31:25,010
A ballpark in the minor leagues.
1407
01:31:27,596 --> 01:31:30,182
If there's a bus stop,
I'd like to be let out.
1408
01:31:31,892 --> 01:31:33,811
- Make another right.
- Where?
1409
01:31:33,894 --> 01:31:37,147
- Anywhere.
- You can't make a right anywhere. It has to be somewhere.
1410
01:31:37,231 --> 01:31:39,149
Oh, god.
1411
01:31:41,402 --> 01:31:44,154
What are you doing?
1412
01:31:46,907 --> 01:31:48,867
- We got 'em, Gus.
- Shut up.
1413
01:31:51,745 --> 01:31:54,832
- Hey, do we got 'em Gus?
- Shut up.
1414
01:32:14,852 --> 01:32:18,397
Who got killed? Them or us?
1415
01:32:18,480 --> 01:32:20,566
Seriously.
1416
01:32:27,448 --> 01:32:32,036
The station doesn't open 'til 7:00.
I got some rooms.
1417
01:32:32,119 --> 01:32:34,496
I'm surprised they took us
without reservations.
1418
01:32:34,621 --> 01:32:37,708
This is where werewolves
stop on camping trips.
1419
01:32:37,791 --> 01:32:40,502
They only had two. Good night.
1420
01:32:40,627 --> 01:32:43,464
- Give me that.
- Five guys in one room?
1421
01:32:43,505 --> 01:32:46,967
In the minor leagues,
the whole team sleeps in one room.
1422
01:32:47,051 --> 01:32:49,261
I get a bed.
1423
01:33:16,163 --> 01:33:18,123
Where were you?
1424
01:33:19,500 --> 01:33:22,252
I'm freezing. Close the window.
1425
01:33:27,883 --> 01:33:29,968
Oh, Vicki, baby.
1426
01:33:30,052 --> 01:33:33,305
- I missed you so much.
- Stop right there.
1427
01:33:36,225 --> 01:33:40,813
Is it back? That old feeling...
1428
01:33:40,896 --> 01:33:44,942
That you'd go nuts
if you don't get to touch me?
1429
01:33:46,026 --> 01:33:47,986
Yeah, it's back.
1430
01:33:48,028 --> 01:33:50,197
We have to talk first.
1431
01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:52,699
Stand over there.
1432
01:33:56,286 --> 01:33:59,790
What's changed, Charley?
I still want to be a singer.
1433
01:33:59,873 --> 01:34:02,668
You still want to be
chairman of the board.
1434
01:34:02,709 --> 01:34:05,003
Somebody's got
to give up something.
1435
01:34:06,213 --> 01:34:08,799
I gave up my stock options.
1436
01:34:08,882 --> 01:34:11,385
I sold my house.
1437
01:34:11,468 --> 01:34:15,013
I left all that behind.
1438
01:34:17,307 --> 01:34:19,726
I went crazy without you, baby.
1439
01:34:23,063 --> 01:34:26,483
I took that job in Vegas...
1440
01:34:26,567 --> 01:34:31,363
'Cause I knew it was
the one place that you'd find me.
1441
01:34:31,405 --> 01:34:33,532
I never would've
stopped looking.
1442
01:34:33,574 --> 01:34:36,743
Charley, this is a curse.
1443
01:34:36,827 --> 01:34:40,080
It's okay to love somebody...
1444
01:34:40,164 --> 01:34:45,335
But it's neurotic to think
you can't live without them.
1445
01:34:45,419 --> 01:34:47,379
I read that
in "reader's digest."
1446
01:34:47,421 --> 01:34:49,339
I want you back.
1447
01:34:49,423 --> 01:34:52,092
We'll live in la.
You can sing, dance, act...
1448
01:34:52,176 --> 01:34:55,012
Whatever the hell you want,
so long as we're together.
1449
01:34:55,095 --> 01:34:57,014
Please?
1450
01:34:57,097 --> 01:34:59,641
You won't regret it.
1451
01:34:59,766 --> 01:35:02,019
I promise, Charley.
1452
01:35:02,102 --> 01:35:04,229
Look at you.
1453
01:35:04,313 --> 01:35:06,565
Let's get married
in the morning, baby.
1454
01:35:06,607 --> 01:35:08,650
Ah, shit, Charley!
1455
01:35:08,775 --> 01:35:12,654
- I don't want to get married again.
- We've rehearsed twice.
1456
01:35:12,779 --> 01:35:15,657
We're practically professionals.
What's the problem?
1457
01:35:15,782 --> 01:35:18,285
- Do you, Charles Raymond Pearl...
- I do.
1458
01:35:18,368 --> 01:35:21,955
- Take Victoria to be your lawfully wedded wife?
- I do.
1459
01:35:22,039 --> 01:35:25,459
Not yet.
For as long as you both shall live?
1460
01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:27,669
- Now.
- I do.
1461
01:35:27,794 --> 01:35:30,881
If the man says, "can do,"
can do.
1462
01:35:30,964 --> 01:35:33,383
Do you,
Victoria Rosemary Anderson...
1463
01:35:33,467 --> 01:35:35,135
Take Charles to be your husband?
1464
01:35:35,219 --> 01:35:37,804
In sickness and in health?
For better or worse?
1465
01:35:37,888 --> 01:35:41,934
Richer or poorer,
so long as you both shall live?
1466
01:35:47,564 --> 01:35:50,984
I don't think
she's comin' outta the gate.
1467
01:35:51,068 --> 01:35:54,154
The filly's nervous.
Never a winner on this track.
1468
01:35:55,906 --> 01:35:58,992
Take your pitch and swing, baby.
1469
01:35:59,076 --> 01:36:00,661
I do.
1470
01:36:00,702 --> 01:36:05,165
With the power vested in me,
I pronounce you man and wife.
1471
01:36:05,249 --> 01:36:08,126
You may kiss the bride.
1472
01:36:09,086 --> 01:36:11,838
This is the
happiest day of my life.
1473
01:36:13,548 --> 01:36:16,260
I always love these days,
too, Charley.
1474
01:36:16,343 --> 01:36:18,262
I really do.
1475
01:36:18,345 --> 01:36:21,598
Hey, atta boy, Charley.
1476
01:36:26,353 --> 01:36:28,981
The greatest comeback
in marital history.
1477
01:36:29,064 --> 01:36:31,149
- Good luck, babe.
- Thank you.
1478
01:36:31,233 --> 01:36:33,819
After Sherry and I get married,
we're gonna get divorced.
1479
01:36:33,902 --> 01:36:35,862
- This is so romantic.
- No.
1480
01:36:42,411 --> 01:36:45,664
And so the happy newly,
newly, newlyweds...
1481
01:36:45,747 --> 01:36:47,708
Drove off into the sunset...
1482
01:36:47,749 --> 01:36:51,169
Where, you would imagine,
they lived happily-ever-after.
1483
01:36:51,211 --> 01:36:55,674
Truth? They drove straight to a walnut
grove in culver city, California.
1484
01:36:55,757 --> 01:36:59,303
See, for the first time in his life,
Charley had plans.
1485
01:36:59,386 --> 01:37:01,722
This is it.
1486
01:37:03,140 --> 01:37:06,059
This is what?
1487
01:37:06,101 --> 01:37:08,895
This is ours. 26 acres.
1488
01:37:08,979 --> 01:37:12,691
I bought it. It'll be
finished in nine months.
1489
01:37:12,774 --> 01:37:18,071
- Charley, not another big house.
- Not a house.
1490
01:37:18,155 --> 01:37:22,409
A movie studio.
Pearl productions.
1491
01:37:22,492 --> 01:37:25,996
I'm gonna make movies
just for you, baby!
1492
01:37:26,079 --> 01:37:28,206
Oh, Charley...
1493
01:37:28,290 --> 01:37:31,376
- What do you know about making movies?
- What's to know?
1494
01:37:31,418 --> 01:37:34,212
You buy a movie camera.
I point the camera at you...
1495
01:37:34,296 --> 01:37:37,049
And america falls
in love with you...
1496
01:37:37,090 --> 01:37:40,093
Just the way I did.
1497
01:37:40,135 --> 01:37:43,096
Pearl studios cost 15 million bucks.
1498
01:37:43,180 --> 01:37:45,891
Lucky coincidence.
That's all the money Charley had left.
1499
01:37:45,932 --> 01:37:49,686
Nine months later,
a star was about to be born.
1500
01:37:49,770 --> 01:37:52,773
Except... it came out a baby.
1501
01:37:55,150 --> 01:37:57,110
Unbelievable.
1502
01:38:00,113 --> 01:38:02,824
But it didn't stop production,
no siree.
1503
01:38:02,949 --> 01:38:06,036
Because with hard work
and perseverance...
1504
01:38:06,119 --> 01:38:09,039
11 months later
they had another baby.
1505
01:38:09,122 --> 01:38:11,625
Finally, Charley found
the right property for Vicki:
1506
01:38:11,708 --> 01:38:14,211
A big-budget
musical extravaganza.
1507
01:38:14,294 --> 01:38:16,254
When Vicki heard the news,
she was so excited...
1508
01:38:16,296 --> 01:38:17,839
She had twins.
1509
01:38:17,964 --> 01:38:20,717
Charley was never happier
in his life.
1510
01:38:20,801 --> 01:38:23,845
He had Vicki, a family, a home.
1511
01:38:23,970 --> 01:38:27,099
Only he didn't have the studio,
which went bankrupt.
1512
01:38:27,140 --> 01:38:29,267
There's an old saying
in Hollywood...
1513
01:38:29,351 --> 01:38:31,561
"You can't make hits
unless you make pictures."
1514
01:38:31,645 --> 01:38:34,981
Vicki got back to her singing...
1515
01:38:35,065 --> 01:38:37,859
This time to support the family.
1516
01:38:37,984 --> 01:38:41,321
Charley was finding out there were
not a lot of job opportunities...
1517
01:38:41,363 --> 01:38:44,449
For ex-millionaire,
playboy, toothpaste kings.
1518
01:38:44,533 --> 01:38:46,785
All the influential people
he had known...
1519
01:38:46,868 --> 01:38:49,996
Guys he had picked up
countless tabs for...
1520
01:38:50,080 --> 01:38:53,625
Now wouldn't give Charley
the time of day.
1521
01:38:53,708 --> 01:38:56,503
After all the things you told me
1522
01:38:56,586 --> 01:39:02,175
and the promises that you gave.
1523
01:39:02,259 --> 01:39:06,638
As Vicki's star climbed
higher and higher...
1524
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:10,267
Charley's crashed and burned.
1525
01:39:12,519 --> 01:39:16,982
1954 found the rest of us
riding the tail of a comet.
1526
01:39:17,065 --> 01:39:20,152
Tony and me were starring
with "la Hayworth."
1527
01:39:20,235 --> 01:39:22,487
Sammy had a hit musical
on Broadway.
1528
01:39:22,571 --> 01:39:25,782
And George had Cincinnati
in second place.
1529
01:39:25,866 --> 01:39:29,494
About a year passed,
and another of our brave comrades fell.
1530
01:39:29,578 --> 01:39:32,539
Tony Madden,
now mgm's biggest star...
1531
01:39:32,581 --> 01:39:37,169
Was finally caught in that evil spider's
web that traps us all... marriage.
1532
01:39:37,252 --> 01:39:40,630
He not only got the girl,
he bought lew horner's house.
1533
01:39:40,714 --> 01:39:43,842
I'm telling ya, irony,
irony everywhere.
1534
01:39:43,925 --> 01:39:47,888
I wonder if she knows
it's a toupee.
1535
01:39:47,929 --> 01:39:51,892
- That's not his real hair?
- It is, but when it fell out...
1536
01:39:51,933 --> 01:39:54,186
He had it made into a toupee.
1537
01:39:54,269 --> 01:39:58,315
- Look at these four guys.
- That's us seven years ago.
1538
01:39:58,398 --> 01:40:00,859
Do you think they'll
make it as big as we did?
1539
01:40:00,901 --> 01:40:02,903
Nah, we're the last
of our breed.
1540
01:40:02,944 --> 01:40:05,697
Isn't one of your friends
missing, darling?
1541
01:40:05,739 --> 01:40:07,908
Charley Pearl and Vicki.
1542
01:40:07,949 --> 01:40:11,036
- They'll be here. Don't worry.
- I hope nothing's wrong.
1543
01:40:11,119 --> 01:40:13,872
Nah! Probably just stopped
off to have another kid.
1544
01:40:13,914 --> 01:40:19,377
Sorry I couldn't buy you
a new dress for the party.
1545
01:40:19,419 --> 01:40:24,549
Charley, I've only had this
a year and I've worn it twice.
1546
01:40:24,591 --> 01:40:27,719
I never thought a wife of mine
would wear costume jewelry.
1547
01:40:27,802 --> 01:40:30,889
It's not even good
costume jewelry.
1548
01:40:30,931 --> 01:40:34,684
You don't like this bracelet?
I love it!
1549
01:40:34,768 --> 01:40:37,938
Who cares? It looks better
than the real stuff anyway.
1550
01:40:40,774 --> 01:40:42,901
Let's not go.
1551
01:40:42,943 --> 01:40:46,530
It's gonna be boring,
the same jokes, songs...
1552
01:40:46,613 --> 01:40:50,116
The same faces.
I'm sick of these people.
1553
01:40:50,200 --> 01:40:54,120
These guys were more laughs
when they were bums.
1554
01:40:55,830 --> 01:40:59,376
We've missed the
last three parties.
1555
01:40:59,459 --> 01:41:02,379
You've gotta stop hiding
from your friends, Charley.
1556
01:41:02,462 --> 01:41:07,008
- They're your friends.
- I'm not hiding from my friends.
1557
01:41:10,136 --> 01:41:12,722
Okay. Never mind. Let's go.
1558
01:41:12,806 --> 01:41:17,269
Wait, what did you mean,
"hiding from my friends"?
1559
01:41:17,352 --> 01:41:21,231
- Never mind!
- Hey, I want an answer to my question.
1560
01:41:21,314 --> 01:41:23,817
- Just let go of it.
- What did you mean?
1561
01:41:23,900 --> 01:41:27,612
- What did you mean by that?
- It doesn't matter, Charley!
1562
01:41:32,325 --> 01:41:34,953
You just...
1563
01:41:35,036 --> 01:41:38,123
You just had a little
run of bad luck.
1564
01:41:38,206 --> 01:41:40,458
"A run of bad luck"?
1565
01:41:40,500 --> 01:41:43,753
I've had a fucking marathon!
1566
01:41:43,837 --> 01:41:47,340
- Why don't you go to the party by yourself?
- No.
1567
01:41:47,424 --> 01:41:50,010
There'll be a lot
of successful people like you.
1568
01:41:50,051 --> 01:41:52,804
You can compare your reviews
in "variety,"
1569
01:41:52,846 --> 01:41:57,058
how many times your names
have been in the columns.
1570
01:41:57,183 --> 01:41:59,185
Okay?
1571
01:41:59,269 --> 01:42:02,355
I didn't ask you to build
the studio, Charley.
1572
01:42:02,439 --> 01:42:04,524
I didn't say
"make me a movie star."
1573
01:42:04,608 --> 01:42:07,027
I just wanted to sing,
that's all!
1574
01:42:07,068 --> 01:42:10,155
- Why didn't you stop me from making an ass of myself?
- What?
1575
01:42:10,238 --> 01:42:12,991
What the hell did I know
about making movies?
1576
01:42:13,033 --> 01:42:15,327
- Huh?
- I don't believe this.
1577
01:42:15,368 --> 01:42:18,830
- A husband and wife are supposed to look out for each other, right?
- Yes.
1578
01:42:18,872 --> 01:42:22,000
Why didn't you stop me
from writing all those checks...
1579
01:42:22,083 --> 01:42:26,004
To every creep looking
for a lovesick sucker...
1580
01:42:26,046 --> 01:42:29,215
- Which is what I am. Am I right?
- You're not.
1581
01:42:30,634 --> 01:42:34,179
I pulled you out of that place
in Vegas, didn't I?
1582
01:42:34,262 --> 01:42:37,223
You're never gonna let me
forget, are you?
1583
01:42:37,265 --> 01:42:41,353
How you pulled me out of Vegas
and made me respectable.
1584
01:42:41,394 --> 01:42:44,856
Then I work my ass off, gain a little
self-respect while bringing up your kids.
1585
01:42:44,898 --> 01:42:47,734
But you can't take that,
can you, Charley?
1586
01:42:49,069 --> 01:42:52,739
What do you want?
Me to stay at home?
1587
01:42:52,822 --> 01:42:55,116
I can be a wife!
I can be a bimbo!
1588
01:42:55,241 --> 01:42:57,577
It's your choice.
What do you want?
1589
01:42:57,619 --> 01:43:01,373
No, no, no. I'm the bimbo here.
1590
01:43:01,456 --> 01:43:04,417
I mean, I'm a kept man.
1591
01:43:04,459 --> 01:43:06,503
- No, Charley.
- Do you know where this party is?
1592
01:43:06,586 --> 01:43:10,590
This is in the house
that Adele horner lived in...
1593
01:43:10,674 --> 01:43:14,052
- A place where I was treated like a king once.
- It doesn't matter.
1594
01:43:14,094 --> 01:43:17,555
There are waiters making
more money at this party...
1595
01:43:17,597 --> 01:43:20,016
Than I made all of last year.
1596
01:43:20,100 --> 01:43:23,061
I had my life going exactly
the way I wanted.
1597
01:43:23,144 --> 01:43:25,563
- Shh.
- That's what I gave up for you.
1598
01:43:28,024 --> 01:43:30,527
What did you say, Charley?
1599
01:43:30,610 --> 01:43:32,779
What you gave up for me?
1600
01:43:32,862 --> 01:43:35,740
Yeah, that's right.
1601
01:43:47,001 --> 01:43:49,754
Hey, where you going?
1602
01:43:52,590 --> 01:43:55,635
What you gave up for me,
Charley?
1603
01:43:55,719 --> 01:43:58,596
I don't need you.
1604
01:44:00,140 --> 01:44:02,600
And I never want
to see you again.
1605
01:44:02,642 --> 01:44:05,103
Ever!
1606
01:44:09,315 --> 01:44:11,443
You come back here.
1607
01:44:11,526 --> 01:44:14,612
Where do you think you're going?
1608
01:44:14,696 --> 01:44:18,032
Come back and get in this car.
Do you hear me?
1609
01:44:18,116 --> 01:44:22,287
Come back, goddamn it.
You owe me the rest of your life!
1610
01:44:22,328 --> 01:44:24,372
What about my kids?
1611
01:44:24,456 --> 01:44:27,000
I'm not giving up my kids!
1612
01:44:27,083 --> 01:44:30,295
I don't want my kids to have
a revolving door as a father.
1613
01:44:30,378 --> 01:44:34,174
We have more anniversaries
than we do birthdays!
1614
01:44:34,215 --> 01:44:37,343
I'm a great father.
I love being a father.
1615
01:44:37,427 --> 01:44:40,889
Too bad you don't love
being a husband!
1616
01:44:40,972 --> 01:44:43,224
Look at me, Charley. Look at me!
1617
01:44:43,308 --> 01:44:46,895
'Cause it's the last chance
you're ever gonna get.
1618
01:45:09,000 --> 01:45:11,920
Goddamn you, bugsy Siegel.
1619
01:45:13,254 --> 01:45:15,840
I hope you burn in hell.
1620
01:45:18,384 --> 01:45:21,513
And they got divorced a third time.
1621
01:45:21,554 --> 01:45:24,349
And bugsy Siegel burnt in hell.
1622
01:45:24,432 --> 01:45:26,684
Charley knew he'd blown it.
1623
01:45:26,726 --> 01:45:28,895
He never made it to the party.
1624
01:45:28,978 --> 01:45:33,191
In fact, as 1955 became 1956...
1625
01:45:33,274 --> 01:45:36,945
None of us heard from or even about...
Charley Pearl.
1626
01:45:37,028 --> 01:45:40,406
Vicki packed the kids in her Van
and moved up to San Francisco.
1627
01:45:40,448 --> 01:45:44,744
I never told you?
That's where me and the guys found her.
1628
01:45:44,828 --> 01:45:49,374
J' what good is money if
your heart isn't light
1629
01:45:51,501 --> 01:45:55,046
she's singing with more...
Heart.
1630
01:45:55,129 --> 01:45:57,215
Know what I mean?
1631
01:45:57,298 --> 01:45:59,884
Yeah. It's called loneliness.
1632
01:45:59,926 --> 01:46:03,054
J' when youth has its fling
1633
01:46:05,515 --> 01:46:08,726
- Jesus, I don't believe it.
- What?
1634
01:46:08,768 --> 01:46:13,314
- Charley. It's Charley.
- Holy Moses!
1635
01:46:15,024 --> 01:46:19,404
- You know what the odds are on this happening?
- Even money.
1636
01:46:22,532 --> 01:46:29,455
J' we have the right
to laugh at them all
1637
01:46:29,497 --> 01:46:32,041
come on. Let's go.
1638
01:46:32,125 --> 01:46:34,627
J' love is still king
1639
01:46:34,711 --> 01:46:40,758
j' love is the thing
1640
01:46:40,842 --> 01:46:43,303
Charley.
1641
01:46:45,471 --> 01:46:47,891
- Charley, it's us.
- It's Tony.
1642
01:46:52,312 --> 01:46:54,314
Hey, fellas.
1643
01:46:54,355 --> 01:46:57,483
It's nice to see you.
1644
01:47:01,362 --> 01:47:03,448
Where you been, Charley?
1645
01:47:03,489 --> 01:47:05,116
I've been around.
1646
01:47:05,199 --> 01:47:07,160
- Around where?
- What've you been doing?
1647
01:47:07,201 --> 01:47:10,788
I got into this new business
they got up here.
1648
01:47:10,830 --> 01:47:12,957
What business?
1649
01:47:12,999 --> 01:47:15,960
- They're called computers.
- Schmuck.
1650
01:47:16,002 --> 01:47:18,796
Shh.
1651
01:47:18,880 --> 01:47:21,341
Hey, does Vicki
know you're here?
1652
01:47:21,382 --> 01:47:25,136
Yeah, I come in three,
four times a week.
1653
01:47:25,178 --> 01:47:28,181
You two...
You're not... together?
1654
01:47:28,222 --> 01:47:30,808
No, no.
1655
01:47:30,850 --> 01:47:34,812
She's a tough nut to crack,
you know.
1656
01:47:34,896 --> 01:47:38,358
J' if we're rich or we're poor
1657
01:47:40,026 --> 01:47:42,153
are you okay, Charley?
1658
01:47:42,195 --> 01:47:44,948
Yeah, I'm fine.
1659
01:47:45,031 --> 01:47:47,867
You been drinking, Charley?
1660
01:47:50,244 --> 01:47:53,665
Drinkin'?
You know I don't drink.
1661
01:47:53,706 --> 01:47:55,208
Hey, fellas.
1662
01:47:55,291 --> 01:47:58,169
I wanna show you something.
1663
01:47:58,211 --> 01:48:00,630
Look at that.
1664
01:48:00,713 --> 01:48:02,507
Beaufles, huh?
1665
01:48:02,590 --> 01:48:05,677
They all look like their mom.
1666
01:48:05,760 --> 01:48:12,350
J' and here in your arms
1667
01:48:12,392 --> 01:48:15,812
let me ask you fellas
a question.
1668
01:48:20,066 --> 01:48:22,694
You think she'll like this?
1669
01:48:26,406 --> 01:48:28,866
It's a dazzler, Charley.
1670
01:48:28,908 --> 01:48:32,203
What's the occasion?
1671
01:48:32,286 --> 01:48:36,374
I'm gonna pop the question.
What do you think?
1672
01:48:36,416 --> 01:48:39,711
- Tonight?
- Yeah.
1673
01:48:39,752 --> 01:48:42,672
Charley, answer me something.
1674
01:48:42,755 --> 01:48:46,926
Why do you want to marry
the same woman four times?
1675
01:48:53,099 --> 01:48:55,727
It fits.
1676
01:49:01,274 --> 01:49:07,864
J' and even though our castles
crumble and fall
1677
01:49:07,947 --> 01:49:11,409
j' we have the right
1678
01:49:11,492 --> 01:49:14,871
I to laugh at them all
1679
01:49:14,954 --> 01:49:18,374
j' for love is still king
1680
01:49:21,627 --> 01:49:26,716
j' love is the
1681
01:49:29,886 --> 01:49:31,888
j' thing
1682
01:49:55,661 --> 01:49:57,538
J' birds do it
1683
01:49:57,663 --> 01:50:00,291
j' bees do it
1684
01:50:00,374 --> 01:50:03,002
j' even educated fleas do it
1685
01:50:03,086 --> 01:50:07,131
j' let's do it
let's fall in love
1686
01:50:08,674 --> 01:50:13,638
j' in Spain the best of the set
do it
1687
01:50:13,721 --> 01:50:17,183
j' Lithuanians and letts do it
1688
01:50:17,225 --> 01:50:22,939
j' let's do it
let's fall in love
1689
01:50:23,022 --> 01:50:27,693
j' the Dutch in
old Amsterdam do it
1690
01:50:27,777 --> 01:50:30,988
j' not to mention the Finns
1691
01:50:31,030 --> 01:50:37,120
j' folks in siam do it
think of siamese twins
1692
01:50:37,203 --> 01:50:41,582
j' some Argentines without means
do it
1693
01:50:41,707 --> 01:50:45,378
j' people say in Boston
even beans do it
1694
01:50:45,461 --> 01:50:50,049
j' let's do it
let's fall in love
1695
01:51:29,088 --> 01:51:34,760
J' electric eels
I might add do it
1696
01:51:34,844 --> 01:51:37,930
j' though it shocks them I know
1697
01:51:38,014 --> 01:51:43,603
j' why ask if shad do it
waiter, bring me shad roe
1698
01:51:43,644 --> 01:51:48,357
j' in shallow shoals
English soles do it
1699
01:51:48,441 --> 01:51:53,112
j' goldfish in the privacy
of bowls do it
1700
01:51:53,196 --> 01:51:58,284
j' let's do it, let's fall
1701
01:51:58,367 --> 01:52:00,953
j' let's do it
1702
01:52:01,037 --> 01:52:07,585
j' let's fall in love
1703
01:52:07,627 --> 01:52:10,922
and they never
got divorced again.
1704
01:52:10,963 --> 01:52:13,799
Vicki kept on singing
her heart out.
1705
01:52:13,883 --> 01:52:16,969
And curiously enough, Charley's
hunch about that computer thing...
1706
01:52:17,053 --> 01:52:19,597
Actually paid off. Yeah.
1707
01:52:19,680 --> 01:52:22,433
He now owns a small county
in northern California.
1708
01:52:22,516 --> 01:52:26,312
Well, they needed a big yard
for all those kids.
1709
01:52:26,395 --> 01:52:29,148
Like Charley says,
there are couples in love...
1710
01:52:29,232 --> 01:52:31,067
And there are couples
who are hot.
1711
01:52:31,150 --> 01:52:33,069
And then there's him and Vicki.
1712
01:52:33,152 --> 01:52:35,154
They got both.
1713
01:52:35,238 --> 01:52:37,323
You know what
the odds are on that?
1714
01:52:37,406 --> 01:52:39,951
Big... very big...
1715
01:52:40,034 --> 01:52:42,411
Extremely very big.
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