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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:30,914 --> 00:01:32,517 - How do I look? - Good. 2 00:01:32,550 --> 00:01:35,386 I feel weird. Do I look weird? 3 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,490 Did you put this in the wash or something? 4 00:01:38,523 --> 00:01:40,191 - No, it's Italian cut. - Is it? 5 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:41,859 - Yeah. - Okay. 6 00:01:41,892 --> 00:01:44,529 - Oh, great, so you're saying-- - No, hey! You look great. 7 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:45,796 I don't feel great, man. 8 00:01:45,829 --> 00:01:47,698 I feel like... I feel sick. 9 00:01:47,731 --> 00:01:49,200 What if I vom during the ceremony? 10 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:52,170 - No, you're not gonna vom. - You don't know that, man. 11 00:01:52,203 --> 00:01:53,770 Yeah, sure I do. 12 00:01:53,804 --> 00:01:55,005 You're gonna be fine, you're gonna be great. 13 00:01:55,039 --> 00:01:58,276 Listen, Adam, I don't know if I can do this. 14 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:01,679 You do remember that I'm the one who's getting married, right? 15 00:02:01,713 --> 00:02:02,914 - Yeah. - It's not your wedding. 16 00:02:02,947 --> 00:02:04,283 - I know, but I'm-- - It's my wedding. 17 00:02:04,316 --> 00:02:05,484 I know, I know, bro, 18 00:02:05,518 --> 00:02:06,519 but I'm the one with all the responsibility. 19 00:02:06,552 --> 00:02:08,621 - I know. - I'm the best man! 20 00:02:08,653 --> 00:02:09,754 - Yeah. - I've got to do the rings, 21 00:02:09,787 --> 00:02:10,955 I've got to do the speech, 22 00:02:10,989 --> 00:02:11,956 - I've got to do everything. - Bro, bro, 23 00:02:11,990 --> 00:02:12,891 - you're gonna kill it. - Okay. 24 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:13,892 You're going to crush it. 25 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,195 Listen, are you sure this whole, 26 00:02:16,228 --> 00:02:18,297 you getting married thing is the best idea? 27 00:02:18,330 --> 00:02:20,166 - Sure I do. - Are you sure? 28 00:02:20,199 --> 00:02:20,999 Yeah, I'm sure. 29 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:23,102 - Adam, look at me. - Yeah? 30 00:02:23,135 --> 00:02:26,205 If the priest says, "If anyone has any objection to this marriage--" 31 00:02:26,238 --> 00:02:28,006 you know, "speak now or forever hold your piece?" 32 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:29,108 - Yeah? - What I want you to do is, 33 00:02:29,141 --> 00:02:30,708 if you want out, I want you to blink... 34 00:02:30,742 --> 00:02:32,278 - I'm not-- - ...and then I'll know. 35 00:02:32,311 --> 00:02:33,711 Well, no, because I gonna have to blink 36 00:02:33,745 --> 00:02:35,080 at some point, so... 37 00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:37,616 - Okay, you can't marry Sarah. - Why is that? 38 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:39,784 Okay, she's Bulgarian, bro. 39 00:02:39,817 --> 00:02:41,019 I'm not, you know-- I'm not being like... 40 00:02:41,053 --> 00:02:42,421 - I love that. - Yeah, okay, that's great, 41 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,089 but I'm saying, do you remember that Bulgarian stripper 42 00:02:44,124 --> 00:02:45,392 that broke my heart? 43 00:02:45,425 --> 00:02:46,660 - Bavnesh Patel? - Yeah. 44 00:02:46,692 --> 00:02:47,927 - You're my best friend. - You're my best friend. 45 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,196 - I need you today, okay? - Okay. 46 00:02:49,229 --> 00:02:51,231 - Can you be there for me? - Hundred percent. 47 00:02:51,264 --> 00:02:52,065 - Okay. - All right? 48 00:02:52,098 --> 00:02:53,366 Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just nervous. 49 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,668 I know. 50 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:55,935 She's actually really lovely. 51 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:58,171 I'm glad to hear you say that. 52 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:04,044 You look great. 53 00:03:04,077 --> 00:03:05,245 Hold on. 54 00:03:09,149 --> 00:03:10,250 I'll leave it-- I'll leave it open. 55 00:03:10,283 --> 00:03:12,452 - Yeah... - It's looks better open. 56 00:03:13,220 --> 00:03:14,454 Let's go. 57 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:15,589 After you. 58 00:03:48,788 --> 00:03:51,158 Does the best man have the ring? 59 00:03:53,261 --> 00:03:54,695 Best man... the ring. 60 00:03:54,729 --> 00:03:57,064 Oh, bollocks, that's me, isn't it? Sorry. 61 00:03:58,999 --> 00:04:03,104 Um, let me just get it. I've got it in this pocket. 62 00:04:05,673 --> 00:04:07,108 You have got it, haven't you? 63 00:04:07,141 --> 00:04:08,908 Of course, I have it. I'm not a complete idiot, Adam. 64 00:04:08,942 --> 00:04:11,379 I haven't left it at the flat or anything, of course... 65 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,048 Have you lost it?! 66 00:04:14,081 --> 00:04:15,882 That's a 3,000 pound ring! 67 00:04:18,486 --> 00:04:19,654 Did you take it? 68 00:04:19,687 --> 00:04:20,688 No, of course, he didn't take it. 69 00:04:20,721 --> 00:04:22,056 Have you got it, Father? 70 00:04:22,090 --> 00:04:23,824 - No, you have it. - No. 71 00:04:23,858 --> 00:04:26,228 - I told you I don't want the responsibility. - - Okay, okay. 72 00:04:26,261 --> 00:04:28,063 - Shall I go back to the flat and get it? - No, don't go back. 73 00:04:28,096 --> 00:04:29,364 Do you know we're in the middle of the ceremony? 74 00:04:29,398 --> 00:04:31,033 Okay, okay. 75 00:04:31,066 --> 00:04:32,867 Uh... Oh, wait... 76 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:34,303 I've got it, I've got it. 77 00:04:34,336 --> 00:04:35,671 What were you all worried about? 78 00:04:35,704 --> 00:04:37,406 Panic over. Sorry, guys, sorry. 79 00:04:37,439 --> 00:04:38,839 Here we go. 80 00:04:38,873 --> 00:04:39,940 Oh, shit! 81 00:04:39,974 --> 00:04:41,809 Oh, my God! 82 00:04:47,449 --> 00:04:49,051 Is the ring essential? 83 00:04:53,455 --> 00:04:56,792 ♪ Gotta grab hold of life with all of my might ♪ 84 00:04:56,824 --> 00:04:59,994 ♪ Like each moment just might be my last ♪ 85 00:05:00,027 --> 00:05:01,763 ♪ Leave my worries behind... ♪ 86 00:05:01,797 --> 00:05:02,897 - Question. - Yes. 87 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:04,700 What's the deal with you and Bav, hm? 88 00:05:04,733 --> 00:05:06,234 What do you mean? 89 00:05:06,268 --> 00:05:10,838 Does he have some embarrassing photos of you naked 90 00:05:10,872 --> 00:05:13,476 or he's blackmailing you with them or...? 91 00:05:13,509 --> 00:05:14,910 No. You know how it is. 92 00:05:14,943 --> 00:05:17,080 Some people, you just know for so long they're like family. 93 00:05:17,113 --> 00:05:17,979 Really? 94 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:19,382 You know, before I left for America 95 00:05:19,415 --> 00:05:21,484 - we barely spent a day apart. - Mm. 96 00:05:21,517 --> 00:05:23,186 We were like brothers. 97 00:05:25,421 --> 00:05:29,958 Well, I guess at least I know I've married someone extremely tolerant. 98 00:05:29,991 --> 00:05:32,195 That's true. I do tolerate you, don't I? 99 00:05:32,228 --> 00:05:34,130 - Yep. - Yep. 100 00:05:34,163 --> 00:05:36,499 And you've just agreed to for the rest of your life. 101 00:05:36,532 --> 00:05:39,402 - So, tough titties. - Uh-oh. 102 00:05:40,069 --> 00:05:42,638 Uh-oh. Ooh. 103 00:05:42,672 --> 00:05:43,806 Okay. 104 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,641 Hi, guys, my name is Bav, 105 00:05:45,675 --> 00:05:49,945 and me and Adam have been friends since we were kids. 106 00:05:49,978 --> 00:05:54,550 When we were five years old we called ourselves the Inseparables. 107 00:05:54,584 --> 00:05:57,053 And we promised and swore 108 00:05:57,086 --> 00:06:01,457 that nothing or no one would ever come between us. 109 00:06:01,492 --> 00:06:07,231 Even though Adam moved away to America and left me on my own. 110 00:06:07,264 --> 00:06:10,701 Even during all of that we still remained very, very close friends. 111 00:06:10,734 --> 00:06:12,803 BFFs forever and we still are. 112 00:06:12,836 --> 00:06:15,139 There was-- there was this one period 113 00:06:15,172 --> 00:06:18,975 when this guy called, um, Dan Simmonds came on the scene, 114 00:06:19,008 --> 00:06:20,577 and he thought he was Adam's best friend. 115 00:06:20,611 --> 00:06:24,715 But Adam soon realized what a complete dick he was 116 00:06:24,748 --> 00:06:26,183 and he got rid of him. 117 00:06:26,216 --> 00:06:28,118 Daniel Simmonds, where is he now? 118 00:06:28,152 --> 00:06:30,421 - He died. - Huh? 119 00:06:30,454 --> 00:06:33,657 - Bro, he died. - Oh, he did die, didn't he? I forgot. 120 00:06:34,858 --> 00:06:36,260 Okay, guys, um, 121 00:06:36,293 --> 00:06:38,862 I just remembered that Daniel Simmonds actually died. 122 00:06:38,896 --> 00:06:42,800 So sorry about that, um, it's quite sad, 123 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:46,036 maybe we could all have a moment of silence for Daniel Simmonds. 124 00:06:46,069 --> 00:06:47,704 Maybe everyone bow their heads. 125 00:06:51,443 --> 00:06:54,145 I think that's enough. A minute silence is never normally a minute. 126 00:06:54,179 --> 00:06:55,313 You know, and he... 127 00:06:55,346 --> 00:06:57,782 It is sad, but he was a bit of a dick. 128 00:06:57,816 --> 00:07:02,520 He was a bit of a dick. He had a weird vibe about him. 129 00:07:02,554 --> 00:07:03,987 Talking about death, uh... 130 00:07:04,021 --> 00:07:06,724 My mum actually died not too long ago.... 131 00:07:06,758 --> 00:07:10,295 And that was quite traumatizing and quite sad for me, you know? 132 00:07:10,328 --> 00:07:12,597 By the end of it, she was a real mess. 133 00:07:12,630 --> 00:07:16,534 She had to wear an adult size nappy, you know. 134 00:07:16,568 --> 00:07:19,070 And Adam is such a good friend of mine 135 00:07:19,103 --> 00:07:21,406 that he used to come around and help me clean her, 136 00:07:21,439 --> 00:07:26,009 and, you know, in all her private parts, as well, you know... 137 00:07:27,712 --> 00:07:28,847 And it wasn't pretty down there, 138 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,582 let me tell you, it was, uh... 139 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:32,484 it was quite horrific. 140 00:07:32,517 --> 00:07:34,285 It was like a horror film down there. 141 00:07:34,319 --> 00:07:36,588 He would really get in there and give it a good scrub. 142 00:07:36,621 --> 00:07:39,022 Good friend. Good mate. 143 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:53,405 ♪ I see the crystal raindrops fall ♪ 144 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:56,041 ♪ See the beauty of it all ♪ 145 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:59,378 ♪ When the sun comes shining through ♪ 146 00:08:00,713 --> 00:08:03,649 ♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪ 147 00:08:03,682 --> 00:08:06,318 ♪ When I think of you sometime ♪ 148 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:09,855 ♪ I want to spend some time with you ♪ 149 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,324 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 150 00:08:12,358 --> 00:08:15,327 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 151 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:19,865 - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 152 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:22,935 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 153 00:08:22,968 --> 00:08:25,304 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 154 00:08:25,337 --> 00:08:29,808 ♪ Just the two of us you and I ♪ 155 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:32,913 - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ - ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 156 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,315 ♪ We can make it if we try ♪ 157 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,250 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 158 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,953 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 159 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:42,789 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 160 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:45,659 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 161 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,994 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 162 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,297 ♪ You and I ♪ 163 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,699 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 164 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:55,302 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 165 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:58,238 ♪ Building castles in the sky ♪ 166 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:00,707 ♪ Just the two of us ♪ 167 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,609 ♪ You and I ♪ 168 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,249 Uh, have you got the passports? 169 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:12,218 - Yes. - Did you book the taxi? 170 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,387 Yes, it's gonna be here at two. 171 00:09:14,422 --> 00:09:17,358 Also, by the way, I had a thought. 172 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,260 We're gonna be visiting the San Rocco gallery, right? 173 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:20,261 - The San Rocco museum? - Yeah. 174 00:09:20,294 --> 00:09:21,696 And thought that maybe 175 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,331 we could meet the curator there and try to see if they can 176 00:09:23,364 --> 00:09:25,232 help you get an exhibition going in London or something. 177 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:27,902 - Seriously? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 178 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,737 I made a good decision marrying you. 179 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:33,174 - That's what I'm talking about. - I don't care what they say. 180 00:09:33,207 --> 00:09:35,376 - That was-- That was a joke, right? 181 00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:39,347 - Yeah, pretty much. - Pretty much. Right. 182 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:41,916 So when you say "pretty much" what do you mean, exactly? 183 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:43,918 What are you doing here? 184 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,152 Relax, okay? 185 00:09:45,186 --> 00:09:47,955 I married you, didn't I? 186 00:09:47,989 --> 00:09:49,690 Yeah, I guess you did. 187 00:09:52,193 --> 00:09:53,494 Sorry, one second. 188 00:09:56,230 --> 00:09:57,498 - It's Bav. - Of course it is. 189 00:09:57,531 --> 00:09:59,300 He can't go five minutes without speaking to you. 190 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,635 Oh, I should probably take that though, 191 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,770 because he's got this work review today, 192 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:04,039 and I'm kinda nervous about it. 193 00:10:04,073 --> 00:10:05,273 I mean, he really loves... 194 00:10:05,307 --> 00:10:07,242 really loves his job, so... 195 00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:09,045 - I'm gonna... - Take it. 196 00:10:09,078 --> 00:10:10,012 - Yeah? - Mm-hm. 197 00:10:10,046 --> 00:10:11,146 - You sure? - Yeah. 198 00:10:11,179 --> 00:10:12,214 - Okay. - At least we're gonna have 199 00:10:12,247 --> 00:10:14,449 two weeks without him. 200 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:16,652 Hello? 201 00:10:17,352 --> 00:10:18,153 Bav? 202 00:10:18,186 --> 00:10:19,588 They fired me, man. 203 00:10:19,621 --> 00:10:23,025 - They fucking fired me! - Buddy, what? 204 00:10:23,059 --> 00:10:25,027 Okay, maybe, uh... all right. 205 00:10:25,061 --> 00:10:26,228 - Hey! - Well... 206 00:10:26,261 --> 00:10:28,263 - Hey, hey, hey-- - Hold on, sorry. 207 00:10:28,296 --> 00:10:29,564 I have to-- I don't know, I don't know. 208 00:10:29,598 --> 00:10:31,067 Hold on one second. I gotta go, ten minutes, 209 00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,367 give me 15 minutes. Okay, sorry. 210 00:10:32,401 --> 00:10:34,770 Please, please... I'll be right back. 211 00:10:40,409 --> 00:10:42,511 So you came to the tree, huh? 212 00:10:43,146 --> 00:10:44,680 The fingering tree. 213 00:10:45,148 --> 00:10:46,548 Classic spot. 214 00:10:49,751 --> 00:10:54,489 Do you remember in 2004, when I fingered four girls here? 215 00:10:54,524 --> 00:10:57,360 - I don't remember that. - No, I did, remember? 216 00:10:57,393 --> 00:11:00,229 I did it so much I got arthritis that summer. 217 00:11:00,263 --> 00:11:01,831 - Got it. Yeah. - It's this finger. 218 00:11:01,864 --> 00:11:03,067 Yeah, yeah. 219 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,500 So, tell me, what happened? What'd you do? 220 00:11:04,534 --> 00:11:06,170 Why are you assuming it's something I did? 221 00:11:06,202 --> 00:11:07,370 That's called victim blaming, mate. 222 00:11:07,403 --> 00:11:10,673 I'm sorry, but... what'd you do? 223 00:11:10,707 --> 00:11:13,143 So, they asked me what some of my weaknesses are. 224 00:11:13,177 --> 00:11:16,012 - And you said? - I said that some people think my penis is too big. 225 00:11:16,046 --> 00:11:17,413 Oh, my God, Bav. 226 00:11:17,447 --> 00:11:19,215 Why would you say that in a work review?! 227 00:11:19,248 --> 00:11:20,383 It was obviously a joke! 228 00:11:20,416 --> 00:11:21,484 I didn't think that she'd get offended! 229 00:11:21,517 --> 00:11:22,752 She?! You said that to a female?! 230 00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:24,287 I mean, you don't ever refer to your penis 231 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,788 in a work review, Bav. That's page one. 232 00:11:25,822 --> 00:11:27,724 Especially to a woman. 233 00:11:27,757 --> 00:11:30,493 Alright, it was a gamble that didn't pay off, I get it. 234 00:11:30,526 --> 00:11:33,463 But, now, they're calling me a misogynist. 235 00:11:33,496 --> 00:11:34,230 Me?! 236 00:11:34,263 --> 00:11:35,998 I love women. 237 00:11:36,032 --> 00:11:38,401 You know, I'm always trying to have sex with literally any woman? 238 00:11:38,434 --> 00:11:40,503 - It's true. - I might call them up and tell them, actually. 239 00:11:40,536 --> 00:11:44,006 - I don't think that'll help. - I'm such an idiot. 240 00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:49,246 I'm just no good at this life stuff. 241 00:11:50,814 --> 00:11:54,752 Maybe it would just be better if I wasn't here. 242 00:11:55,819 --> 00:11:57,222 What? 243 00:11:57,254 --> 00:11:59,523 After you come back from your honeymoon, 244 00:11:59,556 --> 00:12:03,627 if I'm not around anymore, just don't to be sad, okay? 245 00:12:03,660 --> 00:12:05,863 - What do you mean? - You've got Sarah now. 246 00:12:05,896 --> 00:12:07,931 You'll be okay without me. 247 00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:09,733 Just do me one favor though. 248 00:12:12,002 --> 00:12:13,604 When I'm not here anymore... 249 00:12:14,671 --> 00:12:18,076 come back here to the fingering tree... 250 00:12:18,109 --> 00:12:19,877 think about me. 251 00:12:21,478 --> 00:12:23,313 Think about the good times. 252 00:12:28,385 --> 00:12:30,454 Adam, where the hell are you? 253 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,191 The car is gonna be here soon. 254 00:12:32,224 --> 00:12:33,625 Sarah, we've got a problem. 255 00:12:33,658 --> 00:12:36,528 I think I've a solution but, uh... 256 00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:39,764 I'm gonna need you to brace yourself. 257 00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:54,379 Venice! 258 00:12:54,412 --> 00:12:58,250 Venice! Venice! Venice! Venice! 259 00:12:58,284 --> 00:12:59,384 Gondola! 260 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:01,352 Interesting T-shirt, Bav. 261 00:13:01,386 --> 00:13:02,921 Oh, thank you, yeah. It's uh... 262 00:13:02,954 --> 00:13:05,890 See you next Tuesday. So, it's C-U-N-T. 263 00:13:05,924 --> 00:13:08,260 - It actually stands for-- - Yeah, we know what it stands for. 264 00:13:08,294 --> 00:13:09,561 Okay. 265 00:13:09,594 --> 00:13:13,364 - I think it really suits you. - Oh, thank you. 266 00:13:15,234 --> 00:13:17,936 How lucky was it that there was an extra plane ticket for me? 267 00:13:17,969 --> 00:13:20,004 Oh... really lucky. 268 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,340 - Right? - So lucky. 269 00:13:45,298 --> 00:13:46,498 Whoa. 270 00:13:46,532 --> 00:13:49,135 - So, what do you think? - It's gorgeous! 271 00:13:49,169 --> 00:13:50,502 - Do you like it? - I love it! 272 00:14:03,816 --> 00:14:06,819 - I'll go and get ready. - Okay. 273 00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:40,687 Yeah, okay, I'm coming. 274 00:14:42,022 --> 00:14:44,225 I need to use your bathroom. 275 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,060 What? Why? Why? There's what-- just-- 276 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,994 - What's wrong with yours? - Okay, mine's all clogged up. 277 00:14:48,028 --> 00:14:49,629 Okay, you don't wanna know what's going on there right now. 278 00:14:49,663 --> 00:14:50,764 I shouldn't have had those clams on the plane. 279 00:14:50,797 --> 00:14:52,233 They weren't serving clams on the plane. 280 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,633 No, I brought them from home. I shouldn't have left them 281 00:14:53,667 --> 00:14:54,968 out of the fridge for so long. 282 00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:56,503 Just use one of the hotel toilets downstairs. 283 00:14:56,537 --> 00:14:58,539 There's no time, mate. There's no time. 284 00:14:58,572 --> 00:15:01,343 - No, no, no... - Sarah?! 285 00:15:01,376 --> 00:15:02,443 - The swans... - Sarah?! 286 00:15:02,476 --> 00:15:03,911 Sarah, open the door. 287 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,513 Sarah, open the door, I need to use the toilet. 288 00:15:05,546 --> 00:15:06,781 For fuck's sake! 289 00:15:06,814 --> 00:15:08,783 Oh, my God... Please, Sarah, open the door! 290 00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:10,484 I'm not dressed. I cannot open! 291 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:13,288 I've seen tits before, I don't care! Please, just open the door. 292 00:15:13,322 --> 00:15:14,922 It's more out than in right now, please! 293 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:17,625 - Fuck off, Bav! - Sarah, please, I'm going to shit myself. 294 00:15:17,658 --> 00:15:18,993 - Don't do it on the floor. - Sarah! 295 00:15:19,026 --> 00:15:21,330 - Stop banging! - Sarah! Sarah, open the door! 296 00:15:21,363 --> 00:15:22,730 - Sarah! - Stop banging, she's... 297 00:15:22,763 --> 00:15:24,765 - Sarah! Sarah! - Jesus! 298 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,168 Get out, get out, get out, get out... 299 00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:28,636 - Oh, Sarah, I'm so sorry. - What the fuck, Adam? 300 00:15:28,669 --> 00:15:30,439 - I don't know. I don't know what's going on, he just-- - What the fuck? 301 00:15:31,706 --> 00:15:32,540 He just came in through the door. 302 00:15:32,573 --> 00:15:33,808 I don't know he's got-- 303 00:15:33,841 --> 00:15:35,476 He's got diarrhea or something, he ate clams. 304 00:15:35,509 --> 00:15:36,744 There were no clams on the plane. 305 00:15:36,777 --> 00:15:37,979 I know, he brought the clams, I don't know. 306 00:15:38,012 --> 00:15:41,383 I don't know, I'm sorry. 307 00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:43,584 - My God. - Ohh. 308 00:15:43,617 --> 00:15:46,988 It burns. Adam, it burns! 309 00:15:47,022 --> 00:15:49,624 I didn't even know a human could create a smell like that. 310 00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:50,726 It's coming out of my asshole! 311 00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:52,561 How do you think I feel, Sarah? 312 00:15:52,594 --> 00:15:53,595 I'm gonna be sick. 313 00:15:53,628 --> 00:15:54,963 Let me in! I need to be sick. 314 00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:56,199 I seriously do not recommend 315 00:15:56,232 --> 00:15:57,599 coming in here right now. 316 00:15:57,632 --> 00:15:59,435 - It's a fucking warzone in here. - Dude... 317 00:15:59,469 --> 00:16:01,603 Don't come in here, Sarah, I'm saying it for your own good. 318 00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:04,440 I'm so sorry, guys. 319 00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:08,177 Sorry! 320 00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:17,886 Mm. 321 00:16:35,738 --> 00:16:37,607 Sarah, you're not eating that? 322 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,411 I seem to have lost my appetite. 323 00:16:40,444 --> 00:16:41,412 Come on, that's a waste. 324 00:16:41,445 --> 00:16:42,645 It's a buffet. 325 00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:43,880 You're supposed to eat as much as you can. 326 00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:45,782 You're supposed to eat as much as you like, 327 00:16:45,815 --> 00:16:47,284 not as much as you can. 328 00:16:47,317 --> 00:16:48,252 There is a difference. 329 00:16:48,285 --> 00:16:50,653 Yeah, but it's free food. 330 00:16:50,686 --> 00:16:52,755 There are children starving in Africa. 331 00:16:54,791 --> 00:16:57,094 Okay, Adam, I'll see you outside. 332 00:16:57,127 --> 00:16:58,295 - Yeah. - Cool? 333 00:17:01,065 --> 00:17:01,964 What's up with her? 334 00:17:01,998 --> 00:17:03,599 Listen, Bav, we're spending the day 335 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:06,236 - alone today, okay? - That's totally cool with me. 336 00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:07,603 And what's Sarah gonna do? 337 00:17:07,637 --> 00:17:08,971 What do you mean? 338 00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:10,374 If we're gonna spend the day alone, 339 00:17:10,407 --> 00:17:12,708 - what's Sarah gonna do? - No, no. 340 00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:14,610 Sarah and me are spending the day together. 341 00:17:14,644 --> 00:17:17,081 - The whole day? - Yes, the whole day. 342 00:17:17,914 --> 00:17:18,948 What am I supposed to do, 343 00:17:18,981 --> 00:17:21,118 sit at home with my thumb up my ass? 344 00:17:21,151 --> 00:17:23,353 Remember, this is mine and Sarah's honeymoon, right? 345 00:17:23,388 --> 00:17:25,756 Yes, you don't have to remind me, you go on about it all the time. 346 00:17:25,789 --> 00:17:28,025 Because it doesn't seem to be sinking in. 347 00:17:28,059 --> 00:17:30,328 Okay, go then, Adam. 348 00:17:30,361 --> 00:17:32,263 Go, enjoy your "honeymoon". 349 00:17:32,297 --> 00:17:33,931 See you later. 350 00:17:43,108 --> 00:17:45,343 One full day pass, just you and me. 351 00:17:45,376 --> 00:17:46,810 Thank fuck for that. 352 00:19:25,378 --> 00:19:27,113 Something pure. 353 00:19:28,847 --> 00:19:30,350 Something real. 354 00:19:35,788 --> 00:19:38,358 So, when I saw Tintoretto's paintings, 355 00:19:38,391 --> 00:19:40,826 I was, like, obsessed 356 00:19:40,859 --> 00:19:44,130 by his use of light and color. 357 00:19:44,164 --> 00:19:47,400 For its time, it's been really groundbreaking. 358 00:19:49,537 --> 00:19:50,770 Hey. 359 00:19:50,804 --> 00:19:53,507 - Are you listening? - Yeah, totally. 360 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:57,078 - Uh-huh? - You were talking about Tin Tin or something. 361 00:19:57,111 --> 00:20:00,747 Tintoretto! One of the greatest Italian artists... 362 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,283 - Okay. - ...to have ever lived. 363 00:20:02,316 --> 00:20:05,453 Alright, alight, I'll Google him when we get back. 364 00:20:13,227 --> 00:20:14,262 Adam! 365 00:20:15,496 --> 00:20:17,198 Adam! 366 00:20:17,231 --> 00:20:19,600 - Adam! - You've gotta be kidding me. 367 00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:23,104 - Adam! Adam! - No, no, no! We're not acknowledging him. 368 00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:24,971 - No. - Adam! 369 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,476 Adam! 370 00:20:28,509 --> 00:20:30,010 Adam! 371 00:20:31,379 --> 00:20:33,748 Adam! 372 00:20:33,780 --> 00:20:35,049 They're my friends. 373 00:20:35,082 --> 00:20:37,017 Adam! 374 00:20:37,686 --> 00:20:39,054 Adam! 375 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,590 Adam! 376 00:20:41,623 --> 00:20:43,125 Sarah! 377 00:20:44,192 --> 00:20:45,394 Sarah! 378 00:20:46,695 --> 00:20:48,330 Sarah! 379 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,500 Adam and Sarah! 380 00:20:51,533 --> 00:20:53,268 Adam and Sarah! 381 00:20:54,536 --> 00:20:56,438 - Adam and Sarah! - What?! 382 00:20:57,372 --> 00:20:58,906 I got this T-shirt! 383 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:03,412 I got you the same one! 384 00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:06,847 Matching twinsies! 385 00:21:08,717 --> 00:21:11,520 Promise me you will never wear that T-shirt. 386 00:21:11,553 --> 00:21:12,554 Cool. 387 00:21:12,587 --> 00:21:13,821 They're my friends. 388 00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:18,025 My friends. 389 00:21:56,865 --> 00:21:59,168 Um, I ordered an adult size cup, 390 00:21:59,202 --> 00:22:01,504 this seems to be a cup for a small child. 391 00:22:05,141 --> 00:22:07,243 They have small cups in Italy, no? 392 00:22:07,276 --> 00:22:10,747 Yeah, I know, right? What's that about? 393 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:13,383 Do I know you? Your face looks so familiar. 394 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:15,418 Do you do porn? 395 00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:18,155 Uh... no. 396 00:22:18,188 --> 00:22:19,356 I mean, you definitely could. 397 00:22:19,390 --> 00:22:20,691 I don't know how big your penis is, 398 00:22:20,724 --> 00:22:24,094 - but you have BDE. - BDE? 399 00:22:24,128 --> 00:22:26,530 - Big dick energy. - Oh. 400 00:22:26,563 --> 00:22:29,899 - I guess it takes one to know one. - Hey... 401 00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:33,470 Oh, no, not really. I'm blushing, no, no, no. Mine's not that big. 402 00:22:33,504 --> 00:22:35,972 - Oh. - It's very wide, but not very long. 403 00:22:36,005 --> 00:22:38,642 I've got big bollocks, but small cock. 404 00:22:38,675 --> 00:22:40,611 I'd be curious to see that. 405 00:22:40,644 --> 00:22:41,944 Hey, you're my level. Bav! 406 00:22:41,978 --> 00:22:43,747 - Giorgio. - Nice to meet you, man! 407 00:22:45,014 --> 00:22:46,083 So you are here alone? 408 00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:47,251 I'm actually with a couple, 409 00:22:47,284 --> 00:22:48,585 and they're on their honeymoon. 410 00:22:48,619 --> 00:22:49,553 They must like you a lot 411 00:22:49,586 --> 00:22:50,854 to bring you on their honeymoon. 412 00:22:50,888 --> 00:22:53,056 Yeah. But I wanna do something for them, you know. 413 00:22:53,090 --> 00:22:55,559 Something romantic, like a romantic gesture, you know. 414 00:22:55,592 --> 00:22:58,027 Something to make their honeymoon feel really special. 415 00:22:58,061 --> 00:22:59,329 You know what? 416 00:22:59,363 --> 00:23:00,898 I think I just had an amazing idea. 417 00:23:00,930 --> 00:23:02,399 Could you excuse me for one minute, 418 00:23:02,433 --> 00:23:03,500 and I'll be right back? 419 00:23:03,534 --> 00:23:04,735 - Of course. - Okay. 420 00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:10,608 Excuse me. 421 00:23:15,447 --> 00:23:19,083 This is it, the San Rocco art gallery. 422 00:23:20,618 --> 00:23:21,686 Oh, no. 423 00:23:21,719 --> 00:23:24,722 Closed for the rest of the summer. 424 00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:27,358 I'm so sorry. 425 00:23:28,326 --> 00:23:30,695 It's not a big deal, honestly. 426 00:23:33,964 --> 00:23:35,567 We'll come some other time. 427 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,669 - Yeah? - Yeah. 428 00:23:37,702 --> 00:23:39,370 I'm sorry. 429 00:23:39,404 --> 00:23:41,439 Aye-yi-yi. 430 00:23:45,477 --> 00:23:47,445 Thank you so much. They're gonna love this. 431 00:23:47,479 --> 00:23:48,580 Okay, come, come. 432 00:23:49,481 --> 00:23:51,048 In here. 433 00:23:51,082 --> 00:23:55,253 Andale, andale, andale, andale, andale. 434 00:23:56,355 --> 00:23:59,525 Okay, we're gonna hide in here, 435 00:23:59,558 --> 00:24:00,893 wait for them to arrive, 436 00:24:00,926 --> 00:24:02,428 and when I say, "One, two, three," 437 00:24:02,461 --> 00:24:03,929 we're going to burst out and give them 438 00:24:03,963 --> 00:24:06,131 the romantic surprise of their lives. 439 00:24:22,348 --> 00:24:23,916 - Put it on. - Really? 440 00:24:23,949 --> 00:24:25,417 - Yeah. - Okay. 441 00:24:25,451 --> 00:24:27,520 I can hear them. 442 00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:29,855 - Okay. - Well, how can I serve you, my lady? 443 00:24:29,889 --> 00:24:31,123 So, you're a jester, aren't you? 444 00:24:31,156 --> 00:24:34,393 - Yeah. - Be a donkey and make me laugh. 445 00:24:34,426 --> 00:24:35,327 Oh... 446 00:24:35,361 --> 00:24:36,495 Tamb... 447 00:24:36,529 --> 00:24:39,098 - You wanna ride me? - This one, clarinet? 448 00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:45,071 Faster, faster, faster. 449 00:24:49,543 --> 00:24:50,977 Faster. 450 00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:53,413 Go faster! Faster! 451 00:24:59,719 --> 00:25:00,987 Shut the fuck up! 452 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:02,088 Did you hear that? 453 00:25:02,122 --> 00:25:04,324 - What was that? - Be quiet! 454 00:25:09,663 --> 00:25:11,197 Shut... 455 00:25:23,543 --> 00:25:25,679 And a one, and a two, and a three... 456 00:25:37,291 --> 00:25:39,393 To be clear, we're only coming to this friend of yours 457 00:25:39,427 --> 00:25:41,529 because you promised not to ever mention what you just saw 458 00:25:41,562 --> 00:25:43,664 for the rest of your life. Right? 459 00:25:43,698 --> 00:25:45,700 - Yeah, I promise! - Alright. 460 00:25:45,733 --> 00:25:47,969 It was weird though, and really disturbing. 461 00:25:48,002 --> 00:25:50,338 - Dude... - - I mean, what was that donkey stuff? 462 00:25:50,371 --> 00:25:51,572 You literally just promised! 463 00:25:51,606 --> 00:25:53,374 - You just promised! - Okay, sorry! 464 00:25:53,407 --> 00:25:54,809 It was just, sort of freakish. 465 00:25:54,842 --> 00:25:56,377 Shut up! 466 00:25:58,846 --> 00:26:00,815 - Fuck me! - Wow. 467 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:05,486 Who the hell is this friend of yours? 468 00:26:05,519 --> 00:26:07,488 To be honest, the house is bigger than I was expecting. 469 00:26:07,521 --> 00:26:09,123 - See, I'm connected, baby! - Bav! 470 00:26:09,156 --> 00:26:11,759 Hey, Giorgio! 471 00:26:15,262 --> 00:26:17,065 These are my friends I was telling you about. 472 00:26:17,099 --> 00:26:18,299 - Hey, Adam-- - Piacere. 473 00:26:18,332 --> 00:26:19,767 Oh. 474 00:26:19,801 --> 00:26:22,204 Right on, cool, right on. 475 00:26:22,237 --> 00:26:24,172 Okay. Wait, whoa-- Why are you kissing me? 476 00:26:24,206 --> 00:26:26,109 - 'Cause he just did it. - Why is your mouth so wet? 477 00:26:26,141 --> 00:26:27,709 It's spittle from the excitement. 478 00:26:27,743 --> 00:26:29,177 Bav told me all about you. 479 00:26:29,211 --> 00:26:31,313 Although, I'm a little annoyed, you didn't tell me 480 00:26:31,346 --> 00:26:34,182 you were bringing a goddess to the house. 481 00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:36,818 Who are you talk-- Sarah? 482 00:26:39,321 --> 00:26:41,156 Of course, Sarah. 483 00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:46,561 So you're married, yes? 484 00:26:46,595 --> 00:26:47,496 To him? 485 00:26:48,497 --> 00:26:50,432 I am, yes. 486 00:27:00,509 --> 00:27:02,944 Love is... has no logic, no reason. 487 00:27:02,978 --> 00:27:04,713 It's a... a thing of the heart. 488 00:27:04,746 --> 00:27:07,749 - Hm. - What do you, what do you-- What? 489 00:27:07,784 --> 00:27:08,951 Come, come, let me show you. 490 00:27:08,985 --> 00:27:11,521 I have a few friends around, but make yourself home. 491 00:27:11,554 --> 00:27:14,590 - What is he talking...? - Went over your head, it's too deep for you. 492 00:27:21,864 --> 00:27:22,999 Apples! 493 00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:24,634 Don't pick 'em. 494 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:27,236 Whoa... 495 00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:30,506 Look, chicks, chicks, chicks, chicks, chicks! 496 00:27:30,540 --> 00:27:32,375 I'm definitely getting laid tonight. 497 00:27:36,113 --> 00:27:37,680 More! More chicks! 498 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:46,889 Wow, the art here is amazing. 499 00:27:46,923 --> 00:27:48,424 Let me show you. 500 00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:53,329 I think I've died and gone to heaven. 501 00:27:55,565 --> 00:27:57,167 Oi, this one's checking me out. 502 00:27:57,202 --> 00:27:59,570 - She's checking out her phone what are you talking-- - Shh... 503 00:28:04,241 --> 00:28:05,509 What is that? 504 00:28:18,189 --> 00:28:19,456 Fuck off. 505 00:28:20,958 --> 00:28:24,361 You tried... you did your best, you did your best. 506 00:28:25,262 --> 00:28:26,730 These are the original prototypes 507 00:28:26,764 --> 00:28:30,033 of the Venetian masks. They were made 800 years ago. 508 00:28:30,068 --> 00:28:32,803 Wow. They must be worth a fortune. 509 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:35,272 Ah, priceless. 510 00:28:35,305 --> 00:28:37,574 - What is the manuscript? - This? 511 00:28:37,608 --> 00:28:40,911 This is a letter written by Pope Gregory 512 00:28:40,944 --> 00:28:42,412 to one of my ancestors. 513 00:28:42,446 --> 00:28:45,616 One of my most valuable possessions. 514 00:28:45,650 --> 00:28:47,219 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 515 00:28:47,253 --> 00:28:48,753 Hallway, to the left. 516 00:28:53,892 --> 00:28:55,326 Just like... 517 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,829 karate's is more of kind of a state of mind, you know. 518 00:28:57,862 --> 00:29:00,732 You kind of live it. Let me show you something. 519 00:29:17,882 --> 00:29:20,919 Sorry, I was just looking for the bathroom. 520 00:29:30,528 --> 00:29:32,397 You know people punch like this. 521 00:29:32,430 --> 00:29:34,266 No, twist like this. 522 00:29:36,502 --> 00:29:38,071 You know? You twist... 523 00:29:39,004 --> 00:29:40,273 What the fuck? 524 00:29:40,307 --> 00:29:41,174 Uppercut! 525 00:29:45,010 --> 00:29:46,512 Knock your head off. 526 00:29:46,946 --> 00:29:48,114 Clean off. 527 00:29:48,981 --> 00:29:50,083 Bav, by the way. 528 00:29:52,818 --> 00:29:54,453 - Bang, bang, bang. - Bav, Bav, come here. 529 00:29:54,486 --> 00:29:56,289 - What? - Listen to me, listen to me. 530 00:29:56,323 --> 00:29:58,557 Shit just got fucking real, bro. 531 00:29:58,591 --> 00:30:00,093 - What happened? - We need to get the hell out of here. 532 00:30:00,126 --> 00:30:01,694 What? Are you joking me? I'm totally in there with Angelina. 533 00:30:01,727 --> 00:30:05,131 I don't give a fuck about Angelina, okay? 534 00:30:05,165 --> 00:30:06,699 You listen to me, you stay right here. 535 00:30:06,732 --> 00:30:08,168 - I'm gonna go get Sarah. - What's happened? 536 00:30:08,201 --> 00:30:09,635 Just shut up, wait here. 537 00:30:09,668 --> 00:30:13,073 Sorry. Anyway... So... 538 00:30:13,106 --> 00:30:15,040 Hey, hey. Can't I talk to you--? 539 00:30:15,075 --> 00:30:19,044 I cannot believe this. Giorgio said he will help me get an exhibition! 540 00:30:19,079 --> 00:30:21,081 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's brilliant! That's brilliant. 541 00:30:21,114 --> 00:30:22,514 Oh, thanks. Oh, but we do-- 542 00:30:22,548 --> 00:30:24,117 Unfortunately, we have to go. So, Giorgio, 543 00:30:24,151 --> 00:30:25,819 thanks so much for a great evening, 544 00:30:25,852 --> 00:30:27,221 and, um, yeah. 545 00:30:27,255 --> 00:30:28,655 - You're leaving already? - Yeah. 546 00:30:28,688 --> 00:30:30,557 - But it's only three am. - Yeah, the night is young. 547 00:30:30,590 --> 00:30:33,327 But we have this thing tomorrow, so, so we gotta-- 548 00:30:33,361 --> 00:30:34,594 Maybe we'll do it again some time. 549 00:30:34,628 --> 00:30:36,097 - I would like that, very much. - Bav, come on. 550 00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:38,332 - Hold on, I'm just showing her these moves. - No, let's go! 551 00:30:38,366 --> 00:30:40,234 Hey, Giorgio, check this shit out! 552 00:31:00,254 --> 00:31:02,022 I literally can't believe it. 553 00:31:03,056 --> 00:31:04,292 I can. 554 00:31:04,325 --> 00:31:05,458 What? It was an accident. 555 00:31:05,492 --> 00:31:06,559 Have you ever had an accident before? 556 00:31:06,593 --> 00:31:07,861 Not like that, Bav. 557 00:31:07,894 --> 00:31:09,629 Not like that. 558 00:31:43,731 --> 00:31:45,933 You know, I think we should just go. 559 00:31:45,967 --> 00:31:47,436 But Giorgio told us to wait here. 560 00:31:47,468 --> 00:31:48,769 Have you not fucking gotten it yet? 561 00:31:48,803 --> 00:31:49,904 Giorgio's back there right now 562 00:31:49,937 --> 00:31:51,605 with the cast of the fucking Sopranos. 563 00:31:51,639 --> 00:31:53,708 Oh, come on, Adam. What, just because we're in Italy 564 00:31:53,741 --> 00:31:55,210 everyone's automatically the mafia? 565 00:31:55,243 --> 00:31:56,445 - You know what? - Yeah? 566 00:31:56,477 --> 00:31:57,912 - That's quite stereo-typical. - Oh, no. 567 00:31:57,945 --> 00:32:00,748 - And a little bit racist. - They're drug dealers! 568 00:32:00,782 --> 00:32:02,118 Oh, who hasn't sold a bit of drugs? 569 00:32:02,151 --> 00:32:03,518 It's not like they're violent criminals-- 570 00:32:03,552 --> 00:32:05,088 Is this a bullet hole? 571 00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:11,461 - Okay, let's get the fuck out of here. - Let's-- yeah. 572 00:32:12,728 --> 00:32:14,230 Leaving already? 573 00:32:14,263 --> 00:32:15,998 Hey, Giorgio. 574 00:32:16,031 --> 00:32:16,932 Yeah, we gotta get going 575 00:32:16,965 --> 00:32:18,334 'cause we've got that thing tomorrow. 576 00:32:18,368 --> 00:32:19,968 - Sit down, please. - And, uh... 577 00:32:20,802 --> 00:32:22,004 Yeah. 578 00:32:30,879 --> 00:32:33,116 We need to have a conversation. 579 00:32:33,149 --> 00:32:35,418 About the broken art and stuff? 580 00:32:35,451 --> 00:32:37,019 Yes, about the broken art and stuff. 581 00:32:37,052 --> 00:32:39,222 Yeah, can I just say that Bav is really, 582 00:32:39,255 --> 00:32:41,290 - really sorry about what happened. - Yeah. 583 00:32:41,324 --> 00:32:42,991 - Aren't you, Bav? - Yeah, I'm really sorry. 584 00:32:43,025 --> 00:32:44,793 I was just-- I was talking to that girl, 585 00:32:44,826 --> 00:32:47,662 and I thought I was in there, and I thought I'd show her 586 00:32:47,696 --> 00:32:49,564 some moves, I did the spinning kick-- 587 00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:51,168 To be honest, I am very sorry, 588 00:32:51,201 --> 00:32:53,137 but everything was placed quite precariously. 589 00:32:53,170 --> 00:32:54,471 You should really space it out 590 00:32:54,505 --> 00:32:56,939 'cause it was just waiting for an accident. 591 00:32:56,973 --> 00:33:00,144 Well, when my father finds out about this, 592 00:33:00,177 --> 00:33:02,413 he's gonna lose his temper... 593 00:33:02,446 --> 00:33:04,714 and that won't be good for anyone. 594 00:33:04,747 --> 00:33:06,250 This needs to be paid for. 595 00:33:06,283 --> 00:33:07,518 By insurance? 596 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:09,552 There is no insurance. 597 00:33:09,585 --> 00:33:11,455 That's weird. 598 00:33:11,488 --> 00:33:14,224 - Look, I have an idea. - Yeah. 599 00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:16,993 You know we are quite close to the Slovenian border here? 600 00:33:17,026 --> 00:33:18,761 - Okay. - I have a package 601 00:33:18,795 --> 00:33:20,364 that I need to be delivered. 602 00:33:20,397 --> 00:33:22,765 You take the package to Slovenia, 603 00:33:22,799 --> 00:33:25,169 collect the money, bring it back 604 00:33:25,202 --> 00:33:27,904 and maybe we can forgive the broken art. Huh? 605 00:33:27,937 --> 00:33:29,339 Sounds good, but, the only thing is, 606 00:33:29,373 --> 00:33:31,375 I kind of have a policy against taking 607 00:33:31,408 --> 00:33:32,942 mystery packages across foreign borders. 608 00:33:32,975 --> 00:33:35,812 I think maybe you're gonna change that policy. 609 00:33:35,845 --> 00:33:37,747 I think the mystery package might be drugs. 610 00:33:37,781 --> 00:33:38,782 Of course, it's drugs! 611 00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,951 Okay, it's settled then. Adam, Bav, 612 00:33:40,984 --> 00:33:43,121 you will go to Slovenia with the package. 613 00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:47,092 And, uh, I will keep Sarah as security. 614 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,826 - Okay, deal. - Wait, hold on. What, what, what? 615 00:33:48,859 --> 00:33:51,895 Yeah, what? I'm not staying here. 616 00:33:51,929 --> 00:33:53,931 But if you are not staying 617 00:33:53,964 --> 00:33:55,599 how do I know that you guys won't run away? 618 00:33:55,632 --> 00:33:58,869 - Because we promise. - Oh, I don't-- People break promises. 619 00:33:58,902 --> 00:34:00,971 This is bullshit. I'm not staying. 620 00:34:01,004 --> 00:34:02,673 Yeah, and I'm not leaving her here, so... 621 00:34:02,706 --> 00:34:05,110 Well, we could always go with the alternative option 622 00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:07,312 that my men in here came up with. 623 00:34:07,345 --> 00:34:08,413 What's the alternative option? 624 00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:10,248 They want to take you for a drive 625 00:34:10,281 --> 00:34:11,882 to the water's edge, shoot you in the head 626 00:34:11,915 --> 00:34:13,851 and throw your corpses into the canal. 627 00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:24,195 You know, why don't you take a couple of minutes to think about it, huh? 628 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:26,630 Okay. 629 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:28,833 Okay. 630 00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:36,975 Oh, my God. What the fuck? 631 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:39,711 Honestly, from the minute I met Giorgio, 632 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:42,214 I just knew there was something off about him. 633 00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:44,216 And you still decided to bring us to his fucking house. 634 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,651 Well, I mean, he's so charming. He looks like James Bond. 635 00:34:46,684 --> 00:34:49,288 I mean, you were getting on just fine with him, to be honest. 636 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:51,756 Yes, I was actually, 637 00:34:51,789 --> 00:34:53,559 until you went Mr. Bean on his art collection! 638 00:34:53,592 --> 00:34:56,195 You know what, honestly, what is the big deal about art anyway? 639 00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:58,430 Like, it's just-- it's just shapes and sizes, 640 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:01,032 like little dicks. They always have statues with the little dicks. 641 00:35:01,066 --> 00:35:02,767 I don't-- What's the big deal? What's the fuss about?" 642 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,669 You know what, Bav? I'm gonna kill you. 643 00:35:04,702 --> 00:35:07,206 - What? - I'm just gonna actually kill you. 644 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,174 What? What are you doing? 645 00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:09,341 - What's she doing? - Sarah, stop it! 646 00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,543 - Whoa, whoa... - I really... 647 00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:11,776 - Okay, Sarah... - Geez. 648 00:35:11,809 --> 00:35:13,678 Sarah, stop. Sarah! 649 00:35:13,711 --> 00:35:16,182 - Adam, Adam! - Sarah! Sarah, get-- 650 00:35:16,216 --> 00:35:17,816 Sarah! Sarah! 651 00:35:17,850 --> 00:35:19,386 Stop it! Stop it! 652 00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:21,754 I never want to see his stupid face ever again! 653 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,290 - Do you hear me? - Stupid face? 654 00:35:23,323 --> 00:35:26,092 - Yes, your stupid idiot face! - Okay. Just calm down! 655 00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:30,197 No, I'm not going to calm down because this is just as much your fault! 656 00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:31,231 Why? Why is it my fault? 657 00:35:31,264 --> 00:35:34,201 Because you thought it was gonna be a good idea 658 00:35:34,234 --> 00:35:36,969 to bring this moron on our honeymoon! 659 00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:40,173 - Okay, okay. - I mean, Adam, what is he even doing here?! 660 00:35:40,207 --> 00:35:41,807 Let's just talk about this another time. 661 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,776 Please, maybe when our lives aren't being threatened? 662 00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,378 - Fine. - Okay. 663 00:35:45,412 --> 00:35:46,912 - Or just... - Just go. 664 00:35:46,946 --> 00:35:49,583 The two of you can finally be together, 665 00:35:49,616 --> 00:35:51,651 which is clearly what you want. 666 00:35:51,685 --> 00:35:54,521 Sarah, I'm not leaving you, okay? 667 00:35:54,554 --> 00:35:55,622 We don't have a choice. 668 00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:56,690 Unless you want all of us 669 00:35:56,722 --> 00:35:58,057 to end up in the canal. 670 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,631 Did you make up your mind? 671 00:36:04,665 --> 00:36:06,200 Yes. 672 00:36:06,234 --> 00:36:08,835 We decided to go for the not getting murdered option. 673 00:36:08,868 --> 00:36:10,338 What a relief. 674 00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:15,142 I hate it when people I like get murdered. 675 00:36:16,711 --> 00:36:18,246 Let's-let's get you ready. 676 00:36:26,753 --> 00:36:29,657 Could we really not just put this all in the trunk of the car? 677 00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:33,860 Unfortunately, they... they have roadblocks and search the cars. 678 00:36:33,893 --> 00:36:35,329 It's safer this way. 679 00:36:35,363 --> 00:36:37,598 But do we need to tape it to our actual skin? 680 00:36:37,632 --> 00:36:41,435 Yes. Rico will give you the instructions and the address. 681 00:36:42,203 --> 00:36:43,237 Feeling good? 682 00:36:43,271 --> 00:36:45,206 I've felt better. 683 00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,241 Just get back as quickly as possible, okay? 684 00:36:47,275 --> 00:36:48,509 - I will. - Okay. 685 00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:49,644 I'm so sorry. 686 00:36:49,677 --> 00:36:51,911 I can promise you that... 687 00:36:51,945 --> 00:36:53,414 I will take good care of Sarah. 688 00:36:53,448 --> 00:36:56,318 And, oh, and if you think about calling the police, 689 00:36:56,351 --> 00:36:58,253 or doing anything, um... 690 00:36:59,354 --> 00:37:00,422 Well, you know... 691 00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:04,025 Okay. 692 00:37:05,193 --> 00:37:06,827 How can he manage to threaten to kill us 693 00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:08,397 and still be so goddamn charming? 694 00:37:08,430 --> 00:37:09,964 I mean, that is charisma. 695 00:37:09,997 --> 00:37:12,501 Alright, here's the address. 696 00:37:13,702 --> 00:37:15,036 And what happens if we do get caught? 697 00:37:15,070 --> 00:37:18,140 If you want to see your wife alive again... 698 00:37:19,241 --> 00:37:20,309 don't get caught. 699 00:37:24,313 --> 00:37:26,981 - He's less charming. - Let's just get this over with. 700 00:37:38,393 --> 00:37:41,530 Well, at least Giorgio sorted us out with a really nice car. 701 00:37:44,767 --> 00:37:46,569 - Shall we pop the radio on? - No. 702 00:37:48,837 --> 00:37:50,506 Adam, mate, don't worry, alright? 703 00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:51,940 It's gonna be okay. 704 00:37:51,973 --> 00:37:53,810 Giorgio said that he's gonna look after Sarah, 705 00:37:53,842 --> 00:37:55,311 and I really believe him. 706 00:37:55,345 --> 00:37:57,180 Yeah, unfortunately, I think I know what he has in mind. 707 00:37:57,213 --> 00:37:59,315 - What, you think he's into her? - He's clearly into her! 708 00:37:59,349 --> 00:38:01,351 He was all over her from the second that we walked in. 709 00:38:01,384 --> 00:38:03,252 Well, he might fancy her a little bit. 710 00:38:03,286 --> 00:38:05,221 But I don't think that she'd be into him.. 711 00:38:05,254 --> 00:38:08,091 I mean, although he is ridiculously good looking. 712 00:38:08,124 --> 00:38:10,926 And he's so charming, and he's filthy rich. 713 00:38:10,959 --> 00:38:13,028 He kinda reminds me of, like, an Italian movie star. 714 00:38:13,061 --> 00:38:14,996 - What's your point?! - I'm just saying, Adam, 715 00:38:15,030 --> 00:38:16,998 that you're her husband, okay? 716 00:38:17,032 --> 00:38:19,569 She's committed to you, whether she likes it or not. 717 00:38:22,938 --> 00:38:24,207 Okay, well, listen, 718 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,843 if you get hungry later, I've got some sandwiches. 719 00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:29,846 - I've got ham and I've got egg. - Look, this isn't a jolly, okay?! 720 00:38:29,878 --> 00:38:31,614 It's not some fun little road trip. 721 00:38:31,648 --> 00:38:34,084 We're smuggling drugs, and we're risking our lives 722 00:38:34,118 --> 00:38:37,254 and potential prison, while my wife is being held hostage 723 00:38:37,287 --> 00:38:39,390 by a particularly handsome Italian drug lord. 724 00:38:39,423 --> 00:38:42,626 - He is handsome. - So forgive me if I don't wanna listen to the radio, 725 00:38:42,659 --> 00:38:44,828 and-and eat fucking sandwiches! 726 00:38:44,862 --> 00:38:46,963 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm just... 727 00:38:47,831 --> 00:38:48,898 Just give me the egg. 728 00:38:48,931 --> 00:38:50,200 Actually, I quite wanted the egg. 729 00:38:50,234 --> 00:38:52,102 Just give me the fucking egg, Bav! 730 00:38:53,002 --> 00:38:54,471 Just unwrap the foil, please. 731 00:38:54,505 --> 00:38:55,606 Yeah, sure, sorry. 732 00:38:56,407 --> 00:38:57,374 Here... 733 00:38:59,376 --> 00:39:01,378 Stop! 734 00:39:01,412 --> 00:39:04,848 - Alright, sorry. - Why is it... still hot? Why is it so wet? 735 00:39:04,882 --> 00:39:06,916 Well, it's been in my pocket, obviously, I mean... 736 00:39:08,585 --> 00:39:09,787 Oh, that's a waste. 737 00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:11,288 It's disgusting. 738 00:39:12,423 --> 00:39:13,323 Just give me the ham. 739 00:39:13,357 --> 00:39:15,159 - You want the ham? - Yeah. 740 00:39:18,195 --> 00:39:19,430 Why are you doing that again? 741 00:39:19,464 --> 00:39:21,499 - Sorry. - We just went through that. 742 00:39:23,201 --> 00:39:27,037 Hey, don't look so sad, beautiful. 743 00:39:27,070 --> 00:39:28,540 Listen to me, motherfucker, 744 00:39:28,573 --> 00:39:32,243 if you or anyone thinks about touching me, 745 00:39:32,277 --> 00:39:37,047 you should be aware that I know 15 different self-defense kill moves, 746 00:39:37,081 --> 00:39:39,016 including the one with the thumbs in the eyeballs. 747 00:39:39,049 --> 00:39:40,919 I can assure you he's not gonna touch you. 748 00:39:40,951 --> 00:39:41,786 How do you know? 749 00:39:41,820 --> 00:39:44,422 Ah, because he's gay. 750 00:39:44,456 --> 00:39:45,457 Are you? 751 00:39:45,490 --> 00:39:47,958 Just because I'm a drug dealer I can't be gay? 752 00:39:49,059 --> 00:39:51,696 Are you stereotyping homosexuals? 753 00:40:05,210 --> 00:40:08,146 God, it's amazing here, isn't it? 754 00:40:08,180 --> 00:40:12,084 Remember that, um, school trip we had to the Lake District? 755 00:40:12,117 --> 00:40:13,419 This kinda like reminds me of that. 756 00:40:13,452 --> 00:40:14,986 Yeah, there are a couple minor differences 757 00:40:15,019 --> 00:40:17,021 - I can think of. - Yeah, true. 758 00:40:17,055 --> 00:40:19,492 Still though, that was an amazing time wasn't it? 759 00:40:19,525 --> 00:40:21,794 Me you, Rajesh, Magnus... 760 00:40:21,827 --> 00:40:23,629 Oh, those were the days. 761 00:40:23,662 --> 00:40:25,130 Before girls got involved. 762 00:40:25,164 --> 00:40:26,732 Saying that, wasn't that the trip 763 00:40:26,765 --> 00:40:28,234 where I snogged three girls? 764 00:40:28,267 --> 00:40:30,169 - Oh, God, here we go. - Yeah. 765 00:40:30,202 --> 00:40:31,937 You did not snog three girls on that trip. 766 00:40:31,971 --> 00:40:33,939 That was the trip where I snogged the triplets. 767 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:35,307 The-- Oh, they are triplets now. 768 00:40:35,341 --> 00:40:36,909 - Yeah-- - Unbelievable, dude. 769 00:40:36,942 --> 00:40:38,210 You just keep adding to the story. 770 00:40:38,244 --> 00:40:39,578 No, they've always been triplets. 771 00:40:39,612 --> 00:40:41,213 Dude, we were 12 years old, 772 00:40:41,247 --> 00:40:43,349 the teacher was watching us the entire time. 773 00:40:43,382 --> 00:40:44,283 No. 774 00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:45,184 Oh, fuck. 775 00:40:45,217 --> 00:40:46,719 It's a roadblock. 776 00:40:46,752 --> 00:40:48,153 Oh, my God. What do we do? 777 00:40:48,187 --> 00:40:50,155 Just be calm, be calm, bro, it's fine. 778 00:40:50,189 --> 00:40:51,824 Kind hard to be calm though, Bav, when I've got 779 00:40:51,857 --> 00:40:54,126 200,000 pounds of cocaine strapped to my testicles. 780 00:40:54,159 --> 00:40:57,096 Look, they're pulling cars over, they're talking to people. 781 00:40:57,130 --> 00:40:59,699 - Oh, fuck, we're so dead. - We're not dead. Stop doing that face. 782 00:40:59,733 --> 00:41:01,134 - Oh, God, these guys are pulling us over. - Stop doing that face. 783 00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:02,269 - What face? - That stupid 784 00:41:02,302 --> 00:41:03,470 "I'm a guilty drug smuggler" face. 785 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:04,938 What are you talking about, this is my face! 786 00:41:04,971 --> 00:41:06,172 Maybe we should just turn ourselves in? 787 00:41:06,206 --> 00:41:07,541 What the fuck are you talking about? 788 00:41:07,574 --> 00:41:09,041 They threatened to hurt Sarah if we get caught. 789 00:41:09,075 --> 00:41:11,011 Okay, that's true. It's going to be fine. 790 00:41:11,043 --> 00:41:13,380 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 791 00:41:17,651 --> 00:41:18,718 Hi, Officer. 792 00:41:19,753 --> 00:41:21,855 Can I ask what is your purpose 793 00:41:21,888 --> 00:41:23,690 for coming into Slovenia? 794 00:41:23,723 --> 00:41:25,926 We're on holiday. 795 00:41:25,959 --> 00:41:28,662 Yeah, honeymoon. 796 00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:31,063 Not ours. 797 00:41:31,097 --> 00:41:34,501 No. There's nothing wrong with that, if you are that. 798 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:37,571 Um, but his honeymoon, with his wife. 799 00:41:37,604 --> 00:41:38,805 Bella. 800 00:41:39,673 --> 00:41:40,707 But she's not here. 801 00:41:40,740 --> 00:41:43,810 No. No, she is not here, 802 00:41:43,843 --> 00:41:47,480 she is... she's back in Venezia. 803 00:41:47,515 --> 00:41:49,116 Venice. 804 00:41:49,150 --> 00:41:52,954 So, you came with your wife on your honeymoon, 805 00:41:52,987 --> 00:41:55,623 and you go on a trip with him? 806 00:41:56,257 --> 00:41:58,259 I know-- it's weird. 807 00:41:58,292 --> 00:42:00,328 You can imagine my wife, 808 00:42:00,361 --> 00:42:01,629 how angry she is about it. 809 00:42:03,531 --> 00:42:08,069 Are you bringing through any contraband goods? 810 00:42:08,102 --> 00:42:09,937 - No. - Animals? 811 00:42:09,971 --> 00:42:10,938 No, no, no. 812 00:42:10,972 --> 00:42:13,941 - Drugs? - Drugs? 813 00:42:13,975 --> 00:42:15,943 Oh, no. 814 00:42:15,977 --> 00:42:17,979 How... I have never ever, 815 00:42:18,012 --> 00:42:21,482 ever touched a drug in my life, ever. 816 00:42:21,515 --> 00:42:24,086 - Right. - Okay, you know, 817 00:42:24,118 --> 00:42:26,621 I once, once did coke by accident. 818 00:42:26,654 --> 00:42:29,824 It was my friend, hit me with-- and it went in my-- 819 00:42:29,857 --> 00:42:32,226 But, uh... is alcohol a drug? 820 00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:34,795 Because alcohol, okay, I've done alcohol before. 821 00:42:34,830 --> 00:42:36,832 Yeah, because people do consider it a drug, technically. 822 00:42:36,865 --> 00:42:39,267 Well, then lock me up and throw away the key, but... 823 00:42:39,301 --> 00:42:41,136 Illegal, illegal drugs? 824 00:42:41,169 --> 00:42:43,106 Never ever in my life, I swear to God. 825 00:42:43,138 --> 00:42:44,773 I swear to... 826 00:42:46,608 --> 00:42:49,678 Could you pull the car over to the side please, sir? 827 00:42:49,711 --> 00:42:52,948 Officer, I would really like to apologize for my friend. 828 00:42:52,981 --> 00:42:56,418 He has problems with his brain. 829 00:42:57,786 --> 00:43:00,222 Pull the car over there, please. 830 00:43:00,255 --> 00:43:03,792 Right, yeah, of course, no problem. 831 00:43:07,896 --> 00:43:09,865 - What the fuck was that, bro? - I was trying to throw him 832 00:43:09,898 --> 00:43:11,566 - off the scent, okay? - You fuckin' managed to spray the scent 833 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,036 - all over his fucking face! - What do we do now? 834 00:43:14,069 --> 00:43:16,672 We're just gonna be really calm and do exactly what he says. 835 00:43:16,705 --> 00:43:19,274 - Please step out of the car. - Yes, coming. 836 00:43:19,307 --> 00:43:20,575 - Coming. - Coming. 837 00:43:35,391 --> 00:43:36,726 Bav! What the fuck! 838 00:43:36,759 --> 00:43:39,028 Dude, you've got fucking coke pouring out of you! 839 00:43:39,062 --> 00:43:43,766 - Oh, God. - Just lift your arm and hold it up, Jesus. 840 00:43:49,505 --> 00:43:51,708 Could you come with me, please? 841 00:43:52,275 --> 00:43:53,776 - Why? - Where? 842 00:43:53,810 --> 00:43:55,311 Come with me. 843 00:43:55,344 --> 00:43:57,513 Oh, God. Oh, God. 844 00:44:14,064 --> 00:44:16,033 Is there a problem, Officer? 845 00:44:16,066 --> 00:44:18,635 Yes, we have a problem. 846 00:44:20,738 --> 00:44:23,974 You don't have the appropriate pass 847 00:44:24,007 --> 00:44:25,609 to be driving in Slovenia. 848 00:44:25,642 --> 00:44:29,080 You need a Vignette Toll Sticker. 849 00:44:29,114 --> 00:44:30,280 Oh, thank God. 850 00:44:30,314 --> 00:44:32,382 I just have to sign it. 851 00:44:37,988 --> 00:44:39,957 - Do you need a pen? - Oh, yes. 852 00:44:39,990 --> 00:44:40,824 Ah. 853 00:44:40,858 --> 00:44:42,726 I have a-- actually. 854 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:43,861 He has a pen. 855 00:44:47,598 --> 00:44:49,767 Oh, my God, I feel so alive. 856 00:44:52,836 --> 00:44:54,371 - Excuse me! - He's onto us, he's onto us! 857 00:44:54,404 --> 00:44:55,639 Shit, why is he coming after us? 858 00:44:55,672 --> 00:44:57,574 - Fuck, he must have seen... - Excuse me! 859 00:44:57,608 --> 00:44:59,076 ...some of the fucking coke coming out my sleeve. 860 00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:00,778 We're gonna go to jail, and they're going to kill Sarah. 861 00:45:00,812 --> 00:45:03,215 He's coming! Quick, quick, quick! Press the fucking gas! 862 00:45:03,249 --> 00:45:05,583 I'm going-- I'm going as fast as I can! 863 00:45:05,617 --> 00:45:08,453 God, what the fuck, man! 864 00:45:08,486 --> 00:45:10,156 - Oh, God. - Quick, quick! 865 00:45:10,189 --> 00:45:11,489 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God! 866 00:45:15,326 --> 00:45:18,062 Oh, God. Is he behind us? 867 00:45:18,097 --> 00:45:19,964 I don't think so! Just keep driving! 868 00:45:19,998 --> 00:45:21,233 What do I do now?! 869 00:45:21,267 --> 00:45:22,801 - You see that sign road, yeah? - Yeah. 870 00:45:22,834 --> 00:45:23,835 Drift into there! 871 00:45:23,868 --> 00:45:25,637 Drift into-- I'm not fucking Vin Diesel. 872 00:45:25,670 --> 00:45:28,240 Do a 230 degree turn at three o'clock. 873 00:45:28,274 --> 00:45:29,407 Do a 230 degree turn at three o'clock? 874 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,909 What the fuck are you talking about? 875 00:45:30,942 --> 00:45:33,344 - There's no fucking time! - I'm doing it! 876 00:45:38,117 --> 00:45:41,352 There you go, good boy, good boy. 877 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:43,922 Oh, get it all out. 878 00:45:43,955 --> 00:45:46,357 Better out than in, that's what my mum always used to say. 879 00:45:46,391 --> 00:45:48,827 Fuck off! 880 00:45:53,599 --> 00:45:56,068 Okay, I think that's it. 881 00:46:02,408 --> 00:46:04,476 What the hell are you doing?! 882 00:46:04,510 --> 00:46:07,180 - I'm burning the car. - Why? 883 00:46:07,214 --> 00:46:09,415 - Have you never seen any movie, ever? 884 00:46:09,448 --> 00:46:11,383 They've got our license plate, okay. 885 00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:12,818 This is evidence we need to get rid of! 886 00:46:12,852 --> 00:46:14,920 Plus, it's got our DNA all over it, you Muppet! 887 00:46:14,954 --> 00:46:17,224 - No, no, no, no. - Go, go, go, go, go! 888 00:46:17,257 --> 00:46:19,892 - Fucking run! - Oh, my God! 889 00:46:20,693 --> 00:46:21,727 Bav. 890 00:46:23,863 --> 00:46:25,030 A problem? 891 00:46:31,104 --> 00:46:32,504 You know what? 892 00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:34,907 Why don't you take your time? 893 00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:36,742 Spend the night there. 894 00:46:37,376 --> 00:46:38,644 Yeah, cool! 895 00:46:40,914 --> 00:46:43,284 Yeah. No, no, no. 896 00:46:43,317 --> 00:46:45,186 No, no, understood. No, no, understood. 897 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,419 Yeah, sorry, yeah. 898 00:46:46,453 --> 00:46:48,688 Okay, thank you, bye. 899 00:46:50,757 --> 00:46:52,293 Was Sarah okay? 900 00:46:52,326 --> 00:46:55,028 Um... yeah, probably, I don't know I didn't ask. 901 00:46:55,061 --> 00:46:57,831 Giorgio is cool though, he's in good spirits. 902 00:46:57,864 --> 00:47:00,033 He said that we could drop the stuff off tomorrow morning, 903 00:47:00,066 --> 00:47:03,570 so, he's given us this place that we can stay overnight. 904 00:47:04,571 --> 00:47:06,873 - Overnight?! - Yeah, sorry, um... 905 00:47:06,907 --> 00:47:08,109 Jesus Christ. 906 00:47:08,142 --> 00:47:09,343 He also said that 907 00:47:09,377 --> 00:47:12,045 if we mess this up we're both dead. 908 00:47:12,078 --> 00:47:13,747 I mean, he didn't say it like that, you know, 909 00:47:13,780 --> 00:47:15,349 he said it in a Giorgio way, you know, what he's like, 910 00:47:15,383 --> 00:47:17,717 so charming. That was the crux of it. 911 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:19,653 So where is this place we're supposed to stay at? 912 00:47:19,686 --> 00:47:23,391 - Fourteen miles away. - Fourteen miles?! 913 00:47:23,423 --> 00:47:25,592 We're meant to walk 14 miles? 914 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,560 That's alright. We'll just take it step by step. 915 00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:39,941 Hello! 916 00:47:39,974 --> 00:47:41,575 Hello! 917 00:47:44,078 --> 00:47:45,147 Oh. 918 00:47:45,180 --> 00:47:48,983 Hi, sorry. 919 00:47:49,016 --> 00:47:52,187 Uh... Giorgio sent us. 920 00:48:08,270 --> 00:48:09,737 Oh. 921 00:48:12,039 --> 00:48:13,975 - Hello. - Hiya. 922 00:48:16,245 --> 00:48:17,512 Okay. 923 00:48:17,546 --> 00:48:20,316 Thank you. Thank you very much. 924 00:48:20,350 --> 00:48:21,817 Thank you, madam. 925 00:48:25,121 --> 00:48:26,488 God... 926 00:48:32,295 --> 00:48:34,529 What the hell was that? 927 00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:35,731 What was with all the spitting. 928 00:48:35,764 --> 00:48:38,500 - Why was she spitting so much? - Bro... 929 00:48:38,533 --> 00:48:39,901 There's only one bed. 930 00:48:39,935 --> 00:48:40,869 We can just 69 it, 931 00:48:40,902 --> 00:48:42,205 like we used to do when we were kids. 932 00:48:42,238 --> 00:48:43,572 You mean top and tails? 933 00:48:43,605 --> 00:48:45,741 Yeah, top and tails, 69, same thing. 934 00:48:45,774 --> 00:48:47,542 - You know what I mean. - It's not the same thing. 935 00:48:47,576 --> 00:48:48,777 Alright, whatever. Okay, listen, 936 00:48:48,810 --> 00:48:49,878 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom, alright. 937 00:48:49,911 --> 00:48:51,247 Okay. 938 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,149 Don't take too long. 939 00:48:53,182 --> 00:48:54,083 Yeah. 940 00:49:00,223 --> 00:49:02,591 Bav, I'm gonna need some help. 941 00:49:02,624 --> 00:49:04,260 Okay. Are you sure? 942 00:49:04,293 --> 00:49:05,627 Yeah. 943 00:49:05,661 --> 00:49:06,996 - Alright. - Okay. 944 00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:08,132 - Ready? - Yeah. 945 00:49:08,165 --> 00:49:09,133 - Three... - On three. 946 00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:10,434 ...two, one. Go! 947 00:49:12,302 --> 00:49:13,470 Okay, on three. 948 00:49:14,505 --> 00:49:17,673 - One, two.... - Ooh, fuck me! 949 00:49:19,042 --> 00:49:21,878 Okay, okay, you want me to do you now? 950 00:49:21,911 --> 00:49:24,747 Nah, I'm probably gonna go to the bathroom, 951 00:49:24,781 --> 00:49:27,016 the hot water, the steam will help it come off really easily. 952 00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:29,453 Otherwise you get that. 953 00:49:29,486 --> 00:49:31,587 What? How? 954 00:49:32,256 --> 00:49:33,856 Why didn't you tell me? 955 00:49:53,545 --> 00:49:54,878 Mm. 956 00:50:05,256 --> 00:50:06,291 Fuck. 957 00:50:11,262 --> 00:50:13,531 Everything okay? You were in there for a while. 958 00:50:13,565 --> 00:50:14,731 Yeah, yeah, all good. 959 00:50:14,765 --> 00:50:16,767 Got the tape off nice and easy, did you? 960 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,204 Yeah. Came on, off.... 961 00:50:19,237 --> 00:50:20,704 Right. 962 00:50:20,737 --> 00:50:23,006 - Bav, what are you doing? - You know I always sleep naked. 963 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,975 Not in this tiny bed with me in it, you're not. 964 00:50:25,008 --> 00:50:26,344 - Oh, my God. - Put some clothes on. 965 00:50:26,377 --> 00:50:27,378 Alright. 966 00:50:29,646 --> 00:50:31,349 I can't believe I should have been with Sarah 967 00:50:31,382 --> 00:50:32,916 in that beautiful hotel right now. 968 00:50:32,950 --> 00:50:35,986 Instead I'm in the worst hotel on the planet. 969 00:50:42,994 --> 00:50:45,630 Is it really bad to admit that I'm not having the worst time? 970 00:50:45,663 --> 00:50:50,034 I mean... It's kinda, like, nice to spend some time together, 971 00:50:50,068 --> 00:50:53,606 some real you and me time, we haven't done that for ages. 972 00:50:53,638 --> 00:50:54,873 Do you know what I was thinking about, Adam? 973 00:50:54,906 --> 00:50:56,941 I was thinking about our Geography teacher. 974 00:50:56,975 --> 00:50:58,776 What was his name? Mr. Barker. 975 00:50:59,612 --> 00:51:01,147 - Weirdo Beardo. - Weirdo Beardo. 976 00:51:01,180 --> 00:51:04,416 Yeah, 'cause he was weird, and he had a beard. 977 00:51:04,450 --> 00:51:07,018 Oh, my God, do you remember when you put something on his seat and he sat on it? 978 00:51:07,051 --> 00:51:09,155 What was it, was it a hair brush? A hair brush? 979 00:51:09,188 --> 00:51:11,823 - It was a pine cone. - Pine cone! 980 00:51:11,856 --> 00:51:13,392 That was amazing! 981 00:51:13,425 --> 00:51:16,761 Oh, my God, you were in so much trouble that year. 982 00:51:16,794 --> 00:51:18,197 If they'd found out it was you 983 00:51:18,230 --> 00:51:20,266 they'd probably would have kicked you out of school. 984 00:51:20,299 --> 00:51:22,401 And you took the blame for me, didn't you? 985 00:51:22,434 --> 00:51:24,370 Yeah. I got one week detention. 986 00:51:25,337 --> 00:51:27,439 Why'd you do that, Bav? 987 00:51:27,473 --> 00:51:29,707 Why'd you take the blame for me? 988 00:51:29,741 --> 00:51:32,911 What do you mean, why? Am I your best friend? 989 00:51:41,621 --> 00:51:42,955 Oh, hi. 990 00:51:42,988 --> 00:51:43,956 Hello. 991 00:51:43,989 --> 00:51:45,258 Excuse me? 992 00:51:49,061 --> 00:51:49,828 Ivan. 993 00:51:49,862 --> 00:51:52,965 - Okay, yeah. - Oh. 994 00:51:52,998 --> 00:51:55,335 I think you may have come into the wrong room? 995 00:51:57,103 --> 00:51:59,071 Uh, the wrong... 996 00:51:59,105 --> 00:52:02,542 I think you may have come into the wrong room. 997 00:52:02,576 --> 00:52:04,009 Mr. Ivan. 998 00:52:05,345 --> 00:52:07,113 'Cause we're-- we're stay-- 999 00:52:28,603 --> 00:52:30,338 Good morning, my dear. 1000 00:52:30,371 --> 00:52:32,206 Did you sleep well? 1001 00:52:33,073 --> 00:52:34,408 Weirdly, no. 1002 00:52:34,442 --> 00:52:35,909 Me neither. 1003 00:52:35,942 --> 00:52:37,777 But I got inspired. 1004 00:52:38,479 --> 00:52:40,013 I drew something for you. 1005 00:52:50,725 --> 00:52:52,058 Cool. 1006 00:52:59,766 --> 00:53:04,572 Please, have some breakfast and then I planned a little trip for us. 1007 00:53:04,605 --> 00:53:07,375 - What kind of trip? - I promise that you will like it. 1008 00:53:07,408 --> 00:53:10,244 And we'll be back in time for Adam and Bav. 1009 00:53:19,854 --> 00:53:21,456 Get off. 1010 00:53:22,758 --> 00:53:24,660 Get off of me! 1011 00:53:24,693 --> 00:53:27,362 Oh, shit, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1012 00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:30,865 Jesus Christ, you weigh a ton! 1013 00:53:30,898 --> 00:53:32,601 It's just the Christmas weight. 1014 00:53:32,634 --> 00:53:34,269 Christmas weight, it's July! 1015 00:53:34,303 --> 00:53:36,305 Alright, I haven't shed it yet, alright. 1016 00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:37,838 Don't body shame me! 1017 00:53:39,441 --> 00:53:41,176 Jesus, Bav. 1018 00:53:41,209 --> 00:53:43,345 - What? - Do you have a boner? 1019 00:53:43,378 --> 00:53:44,780 It's a morning boner. 1020 00:53:44,812 --> 00:53:47,582 It's not for you, don't flatter yourself, mate! 1021 00:53:48,983 --> 00:53:52,120 At least that weirdo's gone and didn't kill us in the night. 1022 00:53:53,388 --> 00:53:54,989 Hey, Bav! 1023 00:53:55,022 --> 00:53:56,491 By the time I get back from the bathroom 1024 00:53:56,525 --> 00:53:57,992 I want that thing gone. 1025 00:54:13,710 --> 00:54:15,311 What the hell? 1026 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:21,317 Okay, well, thank you so much for having us. 1027 00:54:21,351 --> 00:54:23,018 Really appre-- 1028 00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:26,155 Oh? 1029 00:54:27,956 --> 00:54:29,692 Yeah, uh... 1030 00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:34,464 Yeah. 1031 00:54:34,497 --> 00:54:38,267 And, uh, it was a very pleasant stay, and... 1032 00:54:40,869 --> 00:54:42,271 So thank you. 1033 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,074 Yeah, okay, thank you! 1034 00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:57,121 - Adam, Adam! - Okay. 1035 00:54:57,154 --> 00:54:58,756 - Bav? - Great news! 1036 00:54:58,789 --> 00:55:00,357 I've got Ivan to take us to the drop off. 1037 00:55:00,391 --> 00:55:02,126 - Really, that's great news? - It's better than walking. 1038 00:55:02,159 --> 00:55:03,794 I guess. How'd you get him to agree to that? 1039 00:55:03,827 --> 00:55:05,295 I told him you were gonna give him 500 euros. 1040 00:55:05,329 --> 00:55:06,929 - Okay? Come on, let's go! - Five hundred euros? 1041 00:55:06,963 --> 00:55:08,732 How'd you get-- How'd you get to 500 euros? 1042 00:55:08,766 --> 00:55:10,900 I started on 800, I hammered it down. 1043 00:55:13,737 --> 00:55:15,839 Hey, Ivan, how's it going? 1044 00:55:15,873 --> 00:55:18,208 Thank you, okay, maybe we can talk about the... 1045 00:55:18,242 --> 00:55:20,277 There's no front seat, huh? 1046 00:55:21,278 --> 00:55:22,513 Really? 1047 00:55:22,546 --> 00:55:23,881 This was 500 euros? 1048 00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:25,416 This car's not worth 500 euros! 1049 00:55:25,449 --> 00:55:28,118 What is that smell? I can't breathe. 1050 00:55:29,820 --> 00:55:30,953 I think it's coming from this. 1051 00:55:30,987 --> 00:55:32,456 Hey, it's Ivan's shitty underpants. 1052 00:55:32,489 --> 00:55:35,526 Oh, God. Why would he have a bag of shitty underpants? 1053 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:36,494 Ooh. 1054 00:55:53,311 --> 00:55:54,345 Um... 1055 00:55:57,916 --> 00:56:00,385 This place is closed. 1056 00:56:01,586 --> 00:56:02,720 Not for me. 1057 00:56:09,828 --> 00:56:11,129 Really? 1058 00:56:18,403 --> 00:56:19,537 Ivan! 1059 00:56:20,104 --> 00:56:21,372 - Ivan! - What? 1060 00:56:21,406 --> 00:56:23,708 Can you please turn the music down? 1061 00:56:28,814 --> 00:56:30,216 Thank you. 1062 00:56:32,418 --> 00:56:34,320 Adam, I had a really weird dream last night. 1063 00:56:34,353 --> 00:56:36,522 - I don't know if I should tell you about. - Don't tell me then. 1064 00:56:36,555 --> 00:56:38,357 - But I feel like you should know. - Okay then. 1065 00:56:38,390 --> 00:56:40,159 I just don't wanna hurt your feelings though. 1066 00:56:40,192 --> 00:56:41,594 Fine, so don't tell me. 1067 00:56:41,627 --> 00:56:43,329 Yeah, but then I feel like I'm holding stuff back from you, 1068 00:56:43,362 --> 00:56:44,396 and you know we don't have secrets. 1069 00:56:44,430 --> 00:56:45,831 Bav, just tell me or don't tell me. 1070 00:56:45,865 --> 00:56:46,966 I really don't give a fuck. 1071 00:56:46,998 --> 00:56:49,401 - Alright, I'll tell you. - God. 1072 00:56:49,435 --> 00:56:53,906 So, last night, I had a dream about Sarah. 1073 00:56:53,939 --> 00:56:57,376 And Giorgio was shagging her, from behind. 1074 00:56:57,409 --> 00:57:00,513 I mean, he was giving her proper seeing to. 1075 00:57:00,546 --> 00:57:01,914 Then, all of a sudden, 1076 00:57:01,947 --> 00:57:04,350 she started asking for me. 1077 00:57:04,383 --> 00:57:05,551 Jesus Christ. 1078 00:57:05,584 --> 00:57:07,286 And I didn't wanna join in, I really didn't, 1079 00:57:07,319 --> 00:57:09,955 but Sarah absolutely insisted. 1080 00:57:09,989 --> 00:57:12,525 And then me and Giorgio were both doing her 1081 00:57:12,559 --> 00:57:15,027 in every way imaginable, 1082 00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:17,631 and that's why I had that boner this morning. 1083 00:57:17,664 --> 00:57:18,932 For fuck's sake, Bav. 1084 00:57:18,965 --> 00:57:20,100 What the hell is wrong with you? 1085 00:57:20,133 --> 00:57:21,501 Well, I can't control my dreams. 1086 00:57:21,535 --> 00:57:22,235 - I-- - Sorry! 1087 00:57:22,269 --> 00:57:23,904 But don't tell me about them! 1088 00:57:23,937 --> 00:57:26,439 Just keep 'em private. 1089 00:57:37,350 --> 00:57:38,418 Wow! 1090 00:57:47,427 --> 00:57:50,330 No one had to be killed for this to happen, right? 1091 00:57:50,363 --> 00:57:51,331 No. 1092 00:57:52,799 --> 00:57:53,800 Good. 1093 00:58:10,718 --> 00:58:12,687 God, I love Tintoretto. 1094 00:58:15,489 --> 00:58:18,292 Does Adam share your love of art? 1095 00:58:18,326 --> 00:58:21,228 He tries, but, not really. 1096 00:58:21,262 --> 00:58:23,030 What does he do for a living? 1097 00:58:23,064 --> 00:58:24,899 He's a marketing manager. 1098 00:58:24,932 --> 00:58:27,368 Is that exciting? 1099 00:58:27,401 --> 00:58:28,603 Exciting? 1100 00:58:28,636 --> 00:58:33,107 I guess not, but at least he's not a fucking criminal. 1101 00:58:45,219 --> 00:58:47,455 I need to use the toilet, da? 1102 00:59:00,602 --> 00:59:01,503 Oh! 1103 00:59:02,904 --> 00:59:04,573 Oh, God. 1104 00:59:08,176 --> 00:59:09,478 That's pungent! 1105 00:59:13,382 --> 00:59:15,017 Hey, listen, bro, I just... 1106 00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:17,586 You know when we do the drop, if anything happens to us-- 1107 00:59:17,619 --> 00:59:19,287 - Don't talk like that, Bav. - No, no, no, 1108 00:59:19,321 --> 00:59:20,489 I'm just saying, like, if they kill us 1109 00:59:20,522 --> 00:59:21,723 or they chop our heads off or anything, 1110 00:59:21,757 --> 00:59:23,759 I just want to let you to know that, like, 1111 00:59:23,792 --> 00:59:25,494 I couldn't have asked for a better best friend. 1112 00:59:25,527 --> 00:59:28,563 Okay, well, good to know. Anyway, nothing's gonna happen. 1113 00:59:28,597 --> 00:59:32,300 We're just gonna give them the drugs, take the money and that's it. 1114 00:59:32,334 --> 00:59:34,236 Yeah, you're probably right. 1115 00:59:34,269 --> 00:59:35,637 Although... 1116 00:59:36,672 --> 00:59:37,673 Although? 1117 00:59:37,706 --> 00:59:39,608 You should-- you should probably know that 1118 00:59:39,642 --> 00:59:44,614 there might be a... slight problem with the drugs. 1119 00:59:44,647 --> 00:59:46,983 What slight problem with the drugs? 1120 00:59:47,016 --> 00:59:49,318 So, you know, when I was having a bath yesterday, and I was, 1121 00:59:49,352 --> 00:59:50,720 like, you know, trying to get all the drug packaging-- 1122 00:59:50,753 --> 00:59:52,722 some of the water seeped into the drug packaging, 1123 00:59:52,755 --> 00:59:54,357 and some of it, it's... 1124 00:59:54,390 --> 00:59:57,860 quite a lot of it's... quite fucked. 1125 00:59:59,562 --> 01:00:00,496 What? 1126 01:00:04,567 --> 01:00:06,202 Sorry, it-it... 1127 01:00:06,636 --> 01:00:07,770 It kinda.... 1128 01:00:08,971 --> 01:00:10,339 Yeah, I'm really sorry, 1129 01:00:10,373 --> 01:00:11,808 it's kind of like mixed with the water 1130 01:00:11,841 --> 01:00:14,577 it's kinda turn it into like a weird kind of mush. 1131 01:00:14,610 --> 01:00:16,746 - What the fuck, Bav! - I'm sorry! 1132 01:00:16,779 --> 01:00:18,748 - What the fuck! - Your half is still okay! 1133 01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:20,583 - Yeah, but we need all of it! - Okay, it's fine-- 1134 01:00:20,616 --> 01:00:21,851 What are we going to do? What are they gonna say 1135 01:00:21,884 --> 01:00:24,253 - when they see this? - I've thought about it. 1136 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,689 - What have you come up with? - Nothing, I've just thought about it! 1137 01:00:26,723 --> 01:00:29,325 - Oh, my God! - Relax, relax, I'll take care of it! 1138 01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:30,894 Oh, yeah, you're-- you're gonna take care of it? 1139 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:33,363 I'll handle it! Stop being so fucking neurotic! 1140 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:34,631 Oh, I'm being neurotic? 1141 01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:37,534 Yeah, you big, fucking neurotic freak! 1142 01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:44,308 Don't... Don't even think about it! 1143 01:00:44,341 --> 01:00:45,609 Don't do it! 1144 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,778 Oh, my God, are you kidding me? 1145 01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:52,950 Yeah, it hurts! 1146 01:00:55,586 --> 01:00:56,487 Hey, hey! 1147 01:00:58,422 --> 01:00:59,890 Hey, what are you doing? Stop! 1148 01:00:59,923 --> 01:01:01,859 Stop! Stop it! 1149 01:01:01,892 --> 01:01:03,228 Are you using the good stuff? 1150 01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:04,294 I might have been. 1151 01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:05,529 What, are you fucking crazy? 1152 01:01:05,562 --> 01:01:07,232 Well, you fucking started it! 1153 01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:08,899 Oh, did I? Sorry. 1154 01:01:15,773 --> 01:01:16,807 How was your shit? 1155 01:01:17,675 --> 01:01:18,910 Let's go. 1156 01:01:26,818 --> 01:01:28,953 Well, now we are completely fucked. 1157 01:01:28,987 --> 01:01:31,689 - You're the one who threw it. - Shut up, just shut up. 1158 01:01:37,061 --> 01:01:38,264 My mother used to take me 1159 01:01:38,296 --> 01:01:40,565 to see all the Renaissance artists. 1160 01:01:42,033 --> 01:01:45,271 If things had been different, I might have been a painter. 1161 01:01:45,303 --> 01:01:47,605 Why didn't you? 1162 01:01:47,639 --> 01:01:52,244 My father wanted me to take on the family business. 1163 01:01:52,278 --> 01:01:54,113 And you couldn't say no to him? 1164 01:01:54,146 --> 01:01:58,383 He's not an easy man to say no to. 1165 01:01:58,416 --> 01:02:01,853 Must be hard having your life controlled like that. 1166 01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:04,455 You might have all the money in the world, 1167 01:02:04,489 --> 01:02:06,524 but if you don't have the freedom 1168 01:02:06,559 --> 01:02:10,596 to be who you wanna be, what good is it? 1169 01:02:21,507 --> 01:02:25,077 Come, I have another surprise for you. 1170 01:02:38,891 --> 01:02:40,893 What the absolute fuck. 1171 01:02:40,926 --> 01:02:43,762 This is my favorite place in all of Venezia. 1172 01:02:44,363 --> 01:02:45,798 Do you like it? 1173 01:02:45,831 --> 01:02:48,434 How could I not like it? It's phenomenal. 1174 01:02:55,408 --> 01:02:58,812 By the way, I spoke to the curator of the gallery. 1175 01:02:58,845 --> 01:03:03,783 Anything you want for your exhibition in London, it's yours. 1176 01:03:06,019 --> 01:03:07,988 Why are you doing all this? 1177 01:03:11,125 --> 01:03:14,427 Just want to make up for everything that's happened. 1178 01:03:20,201 --> 01:03:22,169 Now, if you'll excuse me, 1179 01:03:22,203 --> 01:03:24,105 I have a quick phone call to make. 1180 01:03:46,727 --> 01:03:48,297 I don't like the look of this place. 1181 01:03:48,330 --> 01:03:49,764 Maybe we should go home. 1182 01:03:49,797 --> 01:03:51,233 And what about Sarah, we just leave her with Giorgio? 1183 01:03:51,266 --> 01:03:52,633 Adam, you know what, you can just get another wife, 1184 01:03:52,667 --> 01:03:53,701 you can find someone else. 1185 01:03:53,734 --> 01:03:54,869 Bav, we are going in there 1186 01:03:54,902 --> 01:03:56,971 to deliver the drugs and get the money. 1187 01:04:00,242 --> 01:04:01,676 Oh, fuck. 1188 01:04:03,778 --> 01:04:06,013 - Come on, then. - You want me to come, as well? 1189 01:04:06,047 --> 01:04:08,417 Yeah, of course, you're coming! You're the whole fucking reason we're in this mess. 1190 01:04:08,449 --> 01:04:10,285 Maybe you take Ivan instead. 1191 01:04:10,319 --> 01:04:12,321 What, why would I take Ivan? 1192 01:04:12,354 --> 01:04:14,755 We kinda look the same and, you know, he's... 1193 01:04:14,789 --> 01:04:16,425 he's got less to lose than me. 1194 01:04:16,457 --> 01:04:18,092 Bav, get the fuck out of the car. 1195 01:04:18,126 --> 01:04:19,127 Alright! 1196 01:04:19,161 --> 01:04:20,195 Fuck! 1197 01:04:22,164 --> 01:04:23,597 Oh, fuck. 1198 01:04:23,631 --> 01:04:24,832 Ivan, just wait here, we'll be, like, 1199 01:04:24,865 --> 01:04:26,734 - five minutes, alright? - Da. 1200 01:04:28,803 --> 01:04:32,039 Oh, fuck. This is fucking nuts, man. 1201 01:04:33,376 --> 01:04:35,278 How the fuck are we gonna convince those guys 1202 01:04:35,311 --> 01:04:36,611 to take that bag of shit? 1203 01:04:36,645 --> 01:04:37,980 It's alright. We've still got some of it. 1204 01:04:38,013 --> 01:04:39,614 I think it's gonna be alright. You know what, 1205 01:04:39,648 --> 01:04:40,983 I feel weirdly confident about this. 1206 01:04:41,016 --> 01:04:42,584 Yeah, you feel confident because a ton of that cocaine 1207 01:04:42,617 --> 01:04:43,719 went up your nose. 1208 01:04:43,752 --> 01:04:44,853 Oh, Jesus Christ, it's the guy. 1209 01:04:44,886 --> 01:04:46,855 - Just act normal. - Yeah. 1210 01:04:47,689 --> 01:04:50,293 Hello, we were sent by Giorgio. 1211 01:04:50,326 --> 01:04:51,793 Giorgio sent us. 1212 01:04:57,733 --> 01:05:00,569 My God, what is this place? 1213 01:05:02,070 --> 01:05:03,739 It's alright, it's going to be okay. 1214 01:05:03,772 --> 01:05:05,073 It's going to be alright. 1215 01:05:18,687 --> 01:05:19,821 Maybe we should just come clean. 1216 01:05:19,855 --> 01:05:22,458 Shh, I've got a plan, just relax. 1217 01:05:22,493 --> 01:05:23,960 Just let me-- let me take this, let me lead. 1218 01:05:23,993 --> 01:05:25,462 - What are you gonna say? - Let me lead! 1219 01:05:25,496 --> 01:05:26,629 - What are you gonna say? - Chill, just chill. 1220 01:05:26,662 --> 01:05:28,064 Stop being cool... 1221 01:05:28,097 --> 01:05:29,333 You got the stuff? 1222 01:05:29,366 --> 01:05:32,236 Yeah. I've got the stuff. 1223 01:05:34,537 --> 01:05:36,706 But, can I just ask you a question? 1224 01:05:37,974 --> 01:05:41,778 - Do you really need all this cocaine? - What? 1225 01:05:41,811 --> 01:05:44,847 I mean, you know what this does to people, right? 1226 01:05:44,881 --> 01:05:47,850 You know it ruins people's lives. 1227 01:05:47,884 --> 01:05:48,651 Yeah? 1228 01:05:48,684 --> 01:05:50,553 I mean, and for what? 1229 01:05:50,586 --> 01:05:52,156 For money? 1230 01:05:52,189 --> 01:05:53,990 For a new car? 1231 01:05:54,525 --> 01:05:56,692 Shiny new gun? 1232 01:05:56,726 --> 01:05:58,162 - I mean... - What are you doing, man? 1233 01:05:58,195 --> 01:06:00,431 You can make a change in your life right now. 1234 01:06:00,464 --> 01:06:03,633 When you were a little bambino, did you say, "When I grow up, 1235 01:06:03,666 --> 01:06:05,668 I wanna be a gangster?" 1236 01:06:05,701 --> 01:06:08,971 - No, I wanted to be a soldier. - Yes! 1237 01:06:09,005 --> 01:06:11,974 You see, that is a noble profession. 1238 01:06:12,009 --> 01:06:14,446 That's because I wanted to kill people. 1239 01:06:14,479 --> 01:06:16,347 Ah. 1240 01:06:16,381 --> 01:06:18,283 Now, give me bag. 1241 01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:20,452 Give him the bag, Bav. 1242 01:06:20,485 --> 01:06:22,786 Give me bag. 1243 01:06:23,654 --> 01:06:25,156 Give him the bag, Bav. 1244 01:06:26,424 --> 01:06:28,193 I don't want to give you the bag. 1245 01:06:28,226 --> 01:06:29,960 Give me the fucking bag! 1246 01:06:29,993 --> 01:06:31,028 Yeah, sure. 1247 01:06:34,665 --> 01:06:35,933 Okay, so.... 1248 01:06:40,271 --> 01:06:42,639 - What is this shit?! - - Okay, okay, let me explain, 1249 01:06:42,673 --> 01:06:44,875 that's the new-- The new cocaina on the street, 1250 01:06:44,908 --> 01:06:46,211 - all the kids are doing it. - Chocolate sprinkles. 1251 01:06:46,244 --> 01:06:49,012 That's cocaina 2.0-- they call it chocolate chip. 1252 01:06:49,046 --> 01:06:50,981 - That's right. - It has pieces of black... 1253 01:06:51,014 --> 01:06:52,417 - Chocolate chips... - ...chocolate chips... 1254 01:06:52,450 --> 01:06:53,650 You are gonna make so much money off-- 1255 01:06:53,684 --> 01:06:55,120 We tried some, it's really good shit. 1256 01:06:55,153 --> 01:06:56,820 It's like-- I rubbed it all-- It was really, good stuff. 1257 01:06:56,854 --> 01:06:58,822 - You want to fuck me?! - Fuck you? 1258 01:06:58,857 --> 01:07:00,625 - We don't want to fuck you. - No, absolutely not, sir. 1259 01:07:00,658 --> 01:07:01,594 We do not wanna fuck you. 1260 01:07:01,626 --> 01:07:03,027 We just had a little mishap, 1261 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:05,297 and we're doing the best we can to salvage the situation. 1262 01:07:05,331 --> 01:07:06,798 So, here's-- let me explain. 1263 01:07:06,831 --> 01:07:09,734 My friend, right, he got some of that coke wet, 1264 01:07:09,767 --> 01:07:10,935 'cause it was-- Long story, right? 1265 01:07:10,969 --> 01:07:12,737 You threw it, he threw it at me. 1266 01:07:12,770 --> 01:07:14,173 - No, well, we didn't-- - He threw the coke-- 1267 01:07:14,206 --> 01:07:15,874 - No, don't blame me now.. - Just-- don't... 1268 01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:16,908 Don't blame me now. 1269 01:07:16,941 --> 01:07:18,810 - Shut up! - Okay, okay. 1270 01:07:24,716 --> 01:07:26,684 Oh, God, please, please. 1271 01:07:29,988 --> 01:07:31,323 Please! 1272 01:07:31,357 --> 01:07:32,957 Okay. 1273 01:07:50,177 --> 01:07:51,311 Oh, fuck! 1274 01:07:52,279 --> 01:07:53,746 What the fuck was that? 1275 01:07:53,779 --> 01:07:55,215 I think I can see Ivan's car. Come on! 1276 01:07:55,248 --> 01:07:56,882 No, no, no, no! We need to get the money! 1277 01:07:56,916 --> 01:07:58,151 What the fuck you talking about money? 1278 01:07:58,185 --> 01:07:59,419 It's a fucking warzone out there! 1279 01:07:59,452 --> 01:08:00,353 We need to get the money for Giorgio 1280 01:08:00,387 --> 01:08:01,787 so that he'll let Sarah go! 1281 01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:03,223 That's the fucking coke in your system! 1282 01:08:03,256 --> 01:08:05,691 Come on, let's fucking go! 1283 01:08:12,265 --> 01:08:13,799 Adam! 1284 01:08:17,102 --> 01:08:18,405 Come on! 1285 01:08:18,438 --> 01:08:20,039 Hurry up! 1286 01:08:23,443 --> 01:08:24,710 Adam! 1287 01:08:27,681 --> 01:08:29,882 Oh, my fucking God! That was fucking amazing! 1288 01:08:29,915 --> 01:08:32,084 Come on, let's go! You've been shot. 1289 01:08:32,118 --> 01:08:33,186 - You've been shot! - Oh, fuck! 1290 01:08:33,220 --> 01:08:35,222 Don't worry, I'll suck the bullet out. 1291 01:08:35,255 --> 01:08:38,225 What, what? Why? 1292 01:08:38,259 --> 01:08:41,027 I think it just grazed you, you lucky bastard. 1293 01:08:41,061 --> 01:08:42,762 I really wish I hadn't done that now. 1294 01:08:42,796 --> 01:08:43,964 - Okay, we gotta go. - Okay. 1295 01:08:43,997 --> 01:08:46,967 - Come on, now, let's go. - Alright! 1296 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,902 Oh, come on, I can't get through! 1297 01:08:48,935 --> 01:08:50,338 - It's the Christmas weight! - Come on, now. 1298 01:08:50,371 --> 01:08:52,273 Get it through there, buddy! 1299 01:08:53,006 --> 01:08:54,342 Come on! 1300 01:08:55,243 --> 01:08:56,876 Come on! 1301 01:08:56,910 --> 01:09:01,349 Go, go, go, go, go! Come on! 1302 01:09:01,382 --> 01:09:02,350 Bav? 1303 01:09:03,584 --> 01:09:04,985 Oh, my God, Bav! 1304 01:09:05,018 --> 01:09:08,556 Oh, my God, are you okay? 1305 01:09:08,589 --> 01:09:10,824 Sorry! 1306 01:09:15,663 --> 01:09:16,796 Go! 1307 01:09:20,834 --> 01:09:22,035 Go, go, go, go, go! 1308 01:09:22,068 --> 01:09:24,305 - Come on! Come on! - It's too much! 1309 01:09:24,339 --> 01:09:25,540 - What are you doing?! - It's too much! 1310 01:09:25,574 --> 01:09:26,841 - Why are you stopping? - I can't! 1311 01:09:26,874 --> 01:09:27,975 - Stop, what are you doing?! - Go on, leave me. 1312 01:09:28,009 --> 01:09:29,678 What the fuck are you doing? Come on! 1313 01:09:29,711 --> 01:09:32,347 - Goddamn it! Oh, my God! - It's too much! 1314 01:09:32,381 --> 01:09:33,515 It's too much! 1315 01:09:42,658 --> 01:09:43,924 Oh, shit! 1316 01:09:46,027 --> 01:09:47,129 Oh, God! 1317 01:09:49,298 --> 01:09:51,133 He's shooting! 1318 01:09:56,070 --> 01:09:57,506 Step on the fucking gas! 1319 01:09:57,539 --> 01:09:59,241 Go, go, go, go, go, go! 1320 01:10:00,007 --> 01:10:02,076 Oh! 1321 01:10:04,246 --> 01:10:06,381 Oh! Oh, God. 1322 01:10:06,415 --> 01:10:08,417 Oh, my God. 1323 01:10:08,450 --> 01:10:09,551 Go, Ivan, go. 1324 01:10:15,658 --> 01:10:17,593 We did it. 1325 01:10:17,627 --> 01:10:19,595 - We actually did it. - Yes, we did! 1326 01:10:19,629 --> 01:10:21,930 We fucking did it, bro! 1327 01:10:23,965 --> 01:10:25,934 - Oh, God. - Oh, God. 1328 01:10:28,338 --> 01:10:30,939 Ivan? To Venice! 1329 01:10:33,909 --> 01:10:35,445 I had a few dresses brought in 1330 01:10:35,478 --> 01:10:38,548 in case you wanted to change for dinner. 1331 01:10:38,581 --> 01:10:40,183 Only if you want, of course. 1332 01:11:11,548 --> 01:11:13,317 For fuck's sake. 1333 01:11:42,146 --> 01:11:43,180 Alright. 1334 01:11:43,213 --> 01:11:44,815 Hey, thanks so much, Ivan. 1335 01:11:44,848 --> 01:11:47,184 And, uh, you know, just... 1336 01:11:48,152 --> 01:11:50,587 good luck with all the life stuff. 1337 01:11:51,790 --> 01:11:54,426 Thank you, my friend. Thank you. 1338 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,262 Let's go, Bav. 1339 01:11:57,295 --> 01:11:58,329 Bring the bag. 1340 01:11:58,363 --> 01:12:00,398 Yep. Bye, Ivan! 1341 01:12:03,802 --> 01:12:06,036 Good luck, good friend! 1342 01:12:11,543 --> 01:12:13,178 - Okay, ready? - Yeah. 1343 01:12:13,912 --> 01:12:15,914 What the fuck is that? 1344 01:12:15,946 --> 01:12:17,549 I've taken Ivan's shitty underpants. 1345 01:12:17,582 --> 01:12:18,650 Ivan! 1346 01:12:20,185 --> 01:12:21,386 Ivan! 1347 01:12:21,985 --> 01:12:23,354 Ivan, wait! 1348 01:12:23,388 --> 01:12:24,856 Wait, please! 1349 01:12:27,592 --> 01:12:28,726 Wait! 1350 01:12:29,627 --> 01:12:31,061 Fuck! 1351 01:12:48,647 --> 01:12:51,317 You absolute fuckwit! 1352 01:12:51,350 --> 01:12:53,152 What are we supposed to do now, huh? 1353 01:12:53,185 --> 01:12:55,187 Adam, I'm so sorry, mate, honestly. 1354 01:12:55,221 --> 01:12:57,623 I mean, what's your suggestion, man? 1355 01:12:57,656 --> 01:12:58,990 Maybe we should just give Giorgio 1356 01:12:59,023 --> 01:13:00,726 Ivan's bag of shitty underpants. 1357 01:13:01,660 --> 01:13:02,628 I don't think he's gonna want 1358 01:13:02,661 --> 01:13:04,430 Ivan's bag of shitty underpants. 1359 01:13:05,264 --> 01:13:07,065 Of course he's not gonna want 1360 01:13:07,098 --> 01:13:09,502 Ivan's bag of shitty underpants. 1361 01:13:09,535 --> 01:13:10,736 Why would he want... 1362 01:13:15,508 --> 01:13:17,676 Adam, mate! Sorry! 1363 01:13:22,882 --> 01:13:23,983 Adam! 1364 01:13:24,015 --> 01:13:25,518 Adam, mate! 1365 01:13:26,485 --> 01:13:27,786 Adam! 1366 01:13:29,189 --> 01:13:30,257 Adam, mate! Adam, mate! 1367 01:13:30,290 --> 01:13:32,192 We can sort this out, come on! 1368 01:13:32,225 --> 01:13:34,026 We always do, we're the Inseparables! 1369 01:13:34,059 --> 01:13:36,129 You think that's a good thing for me, Bav? 1370 01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:37,998 Us being the Inseparables, do you think 1371 01:13:38,030 --> 01:13:39,566 that, that is a good thing for me? 1372 01:13:39,599 --> 01:13:43,436 - Well, isn't it? - No, it's not. It's not. 1373 01:13:43,470 --> 01:13:45,438 Being in the Inseparables with you, it's like-- 1374 01:13:45,472 --> 01:13:48,174 It's like-- it's like a life sentence. 1375 01:13:48,208 --> 01:13:49,476 And I'm not talking about a life sentence 1376 01:13:49,509 --> 01:13:51,511 in your average maximum security prison. 1377 01:13:51,545 --> 01:13:53,847 I'm talking about a life sentence in a-- in a-- in a-- 1378 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:55,582 in a Siberian gulag, 1379 01:13:55,615 --> 01:13:56,983 doing back-breaking labor, 1380 01:13:57,017 --> 01:14:01,221 while being repeatedly punched in the face for no reason. 1381 01:14:01,254 --> 01:14:03,523 - You should really twist your arm-- - Ah-da-da-da-da! 1382 01:14:03,557 --> 01:14:05,458 - You should twist your arm when you-- - Shut the fuck up! 1383 01:14:05,492 --> 01:14:06,526 Oh, my God! 1384 01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:07,861 You have any idea how draining it is 1385 01:14:07,894 --> 01:14:08,995 to be around you all the time? 1386 01:14:09,029 --> 01:14:10,130 And I'm not just talking about 1387 01:14:10,163 --> 01:14:12,299 the way you consistently fuck 1388 01:14:12,332 --> 01:14:13,934 literally everything up. 1389 01:14:13,967 --> 01:14:15,035 I'm talking about the guilt. 1390 01:14:15,067 --> 01:14:17,337 I can't do it anymore. 1391 01:14:17,371 --> 01:14:19,040 I can't just be worried all the time 1392 01:14:19,072 --> 01:14:20,808 that you're gonna kill yourself. 1393 01:14:21,976 --> 01:14:23,277 Kill myself? Why the hell 1394 01:14:23,311 --> 01:14:24,679 would I want to kill myself? 1395 01:14:26,247 --> 01:14:28,115 You said that you wanted to kill yourself. 1396 01:14:28,149 --> 01:14:29,517 - Did I? - Yeah. 1397 01:14:29,550 --> 01:14:30,885 Yeah, you said that if you were gone 1398 01:14:30,918 --> 01:14:32,720 when I were to get back from my honeymoon, 1399 01:14:32,753 --> 01:14:34,288 not to be sad. 1400 01:14:36,257 --> 01:14:38,392 Oh, no, no, 'cause I was thinking of taking a trip. 1401 01:14:38,426 --> 01:14:40,328 - A trip? - Yeah, I was gonna see my uncle 1402 01:14:40,361 --> 01:14:42,997 - in India for a few months. - Then... You... 1403 01:14:43,030 --> 01:14:44,632 Hold a minute, is the only reason 1404 01:14:44,665 --> 01:14:46,067 that you brought me on your honeymoon 1405 01:14:46,099 --> 01:14:47,868 is because you thought I might kill myself? 1406 01:14:47,902 --> 01:14:50,671 Hello? Yes! 1407 01:14:50,705 --> 01:14:51,672 Of course, it is! 1408 01:14:51,706 --> 01:14:53,374 Why would I invite you on my honeymoon?! 1409 01:14:53,407 --> 01:14:55,343 Because I'm your best mate! I thought we'd have a laugh. 1410 01:14:55,376 --> 01:14:57,378 - Oh, my God, dude-- - Okay, hold on a minute, 1411 01:14:57,411 --> 01:14:58,479 so now are you pissed off 1412 01:14:58,512 --> 01:15:00,081 because I'm not gonna kill myself? 1413 01:15:00,113 --> 01:15:01,248 That's fucked up, Adam! 1414 01:15:01,282 --> 01:15:03,951 I'll tell you what's fucked up, Bav, this. 1415 01:15:03,985 --> 01:15:05,519 Us! 1416 01:15:05,553 --> 01:15:06,687 Well, you know what, mate, I've been wanting 1417 01:15:06,722 --> 01:15:08,557 to say something to you, as well, you know? 1418 01:15:08,590 --> 01:15:11,326 - Since when you went to America you fucking changed. - Oh. 1419 01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,128 And I'm not talking about your stupid accent either. 1420 01:15:13,161 --> 01:15:14,596 I don't have a stupid accent. 1421 01:15:14,630 --> 01:15:17,165 Yeah, you do! You can't even say aluminium! 1422 01:15:17,199 --> 01:15:18,767 - Yeah, I can. - Say it then! 1423 01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:20,569 Aluminum... Aluminuminium. 1424 01:15:20,602 --> 01:15:21,603 Sad... 1425 01:15:22,471 --> 01:15:24,706 You can't even say aluminium. 1426 01:15:24,740 --> 01:15:28,710 For the last time, I did not want to move to America! 1427 01:15:28,744 --> 01:15:30,679 Why did you go? Why did you go to America? 1428 01:15:30,712 --> 01:15:31,880 Why did you leave me then? 1429 01:15:31,913 --> 01:15:33,281 - That wasn't my choice! - You left me! 1430 01:15:33,315 --> 01:15:34,816 - You were my only mate! - My parents decided it for me! 1431 01:15:34,850 --> 01:15:37,120 - I didn't have anyone! - It wasn't my choice. 1432 01:15:37,152 --> 01:15:41,356 They fucking left, I had go with them, I was a kid! 1433 01:15:41,390 --> 01:15:43,291 And I can't be made to feel like I have to pay for it 1434 01:15:43,325 --> 01:15:44,860 for the rest of my life! 1435 01:15:44,893 --> 01:15:46,495 God! 1436 01:15:48,063 --> 01:15:50,599 We used to be good friends, alright. 1437 01:15:50,632 --> 01:15:52,467 But maybe it's best that we accept 1438 01:15:52,501 --> 01:15:53,935 that we're different people now, 1439 01:15:53,969 --> 01:15:55,170 and we go our separate ways 1440 01:15:55,204 --> 01:15:56,906 and you leave me the fuck alone. 1441 01:16:01,277 --> 01:16:03,746 What'd I just say? Leave me the fuck alone! 1442 01:16:11,921 --> 01:16:13,389 Don't look back at me, go! 1443 01:16:21,597 --> 01:16:22,365 Fuck. 1444 01:17:19,224 --> 01:17:21,992 Maybe I should just kill myself. 1445 01:17:22,025 --> 01:17:24,528 - Please, don't say that. - No, I mean, come on. 1446 01:17:24,561 --> 01:17:26,997 I've got no life, I've got no girlfriend. 1447 01:17:27,030 --> 01:17:29,733 I'm just a massive idiot. 1448 01:17:32,904 --> 01:17:34,672 You're not that massive. 1449 01:17:36,407 --> 01:17:37,976 It's just the Christmas weight. 1450 01:17:40,111 --> 01:17:42,614 I don't even know why I came on your honeymoon, honestly. 1451 01:17:42,647 --> 01:17:43,848 I think the only reason I did 1452 01:17:43,882 --> 01:17:46,050 because I thought this is the last chance 1453 01:17:46,084 --> 01:17:47,619 I get to spend some real time with you. 1454 01:17:47,652 --> 01:17:49,221 Why would this be our last chance? 1455 01:17:49,255 --> 01:17:51,456 Adam, bro, you know what's like. 1456 01:17:51,489 --> 01:17:53,491 You and Sarah, you're probably gonna move away together, 1457 01:17:53,525 --> 01:17:55,927 you're gonna have loads and loads of amazing babies, 1458 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,797 I'll start seeing you less and less and less... 1459 01:18:03,067 --> 01:18:04,569 Life just changes. 1460 01:18:05,503 --> 01:18:07,605 But you'll always be important to me. 1461 01:18:08,207 --> 01:18:09,175 Thanks, man. 1462 01:18:09,208 --> 01:18:10,475 Right now though I do need to go 1463 01:18:10,508 --> 01:18:11,609 and try and rescue Sarah. 1464 01:18:11,643 --> 01:18:14,213 Well, I'm coming with you, obviously. 1465 01:18:14,246 --> 01:18:16,047 We're the Inseparables. 1466 01:18:28,494 --> 01:18:30,396 You look beautiful. 1467 01:18:33,799 --> 01:18:35,768 To be clear, I'm only wearing this dress 1468 01:18:35,801 --> 01:18:39,104 because my other clothes were starting to stink. 1469 01:18:39,139 --> 01:18:41,774 And because it's a fucking amazing dress. 1470 01:18:54,653 --> 01:18:58,424 - Okay, you ready? - Yeah. 1471 01:18:58,457 --> 01:19:00,526 - You don't have to do this. - Yeah, I'm gonna do it. 1472 01:19:00,559 --> 01:19:01,727 - Ninja mode. - Ninja mode? 1473 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,829 - Come on, come, come... - What's Ninja mode? 1474 01:19:03,863 --> 01:19:05,097 No. No Ninja mode. 1475 01:19:07,433 --> 01:19:10,769 Sarah, I'm... I need to be honest with you. 1476 01:19:12,772 --> 01:19:15,142 I think I'm falling in love with you. 1477 01:19:18,011 --> 01:19:19,679 I've fallen under your spell. 1478 01:19:20,780 --> 01:19:22,482 And I think you deserve something 1479 01:19:22,515 --> 01:19:24,451 very special from life. 1480 01:19:27,321 --> 01:19:29,123 Shh, shh, shh. 1481 01:19:29,156 --> 01:19:30,124 Shh. 1482 01:19:32,993 --> 01:19:34,561 Okay, great. Okay, let's go. 1483 01:19:34,594 --> 01:19:36,663 Wait, wait, wait. Before we do this... 1484 01:19:36,696 --> 01:19:39,466 - Yeah? - I've got a confession to make. 1485 01:19:39,499 --> 01:19:41,168 - What? - I didn't really snog 1486 01:19:41,202 --> 01:19:42,769 the three girls at the Lake District. 1487 01:19:42,802 --> 01:19:45,071 Yeah, dude, I know, I know that. 1488 01:19:45,105 --> 01:19:47,841 I only snogged two of them. But they were twins. 1489 01:19:49,143 --> 01:19:52,179 Okay, it was just one. But she was a Swedish model. 1490 01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:55,649 Alright, I didn't snog any girls, alright. 1491 01:19:55,682 --> 01:19:58,386 I didn't snog any girls. Do you think any less of me? 1492 01:19:58,419 --> 01:20:00,087 No, Bav, I don't think any less of you. 1493 01:20:09,931 --> 01:20:14,502 Sarah, you make me want to be a better man. 1494 01:20:24,346 --> 01:20:25,947 Whoa... 1495 01:20:27,416 --> 01:20:28,649 Are you nuts? 1496 01:20:29,784 --> 01:20:31,986 You-you really think I would fall for you 1497 01:20:32,019 --> 01:20:33,654 just because you are taking me to an art gallery 1498 01:20:33,688 --> 01:20:35,456 and giving me a nice dress to wear? 1499 01:20:36,124 --> 01:20:38,393 Jesus Christ, I'm married! 1500 01:20:38,427 --> 01:20:40,429 To an amazing guy! 1501 01:20:40,461 --> 01:20:43,664 And you are a psychopath! 1502 01:20:49,205 --> 01:20:50,306 Did you just fart? 1503 01:20:50,340 --> 01:20:52,507 Yeah, I'm scared. Would you--? Fuck! 1504 01:20:53,376 --> 01:20:55,178 Jerk that grate right off... 1505 01:20:58,147 --> 01:20:59,481 What are you doing? 1506 01:21:00,983 --> 01:21:02,185 Hi. 1507 01:21:02,218 --> 01:21:03,618 Giorgio? 1508 01:21:10,592 --> 01:21:11,660 - What are you doing? - Sorry. 1509 01:21:11,693 --> 01:21:13,396 What is that? 1510 01:21:16,031 --> 01:21:17,099 How did you get here? 1511 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:19,402 Where's Sarah? 1512 01:21:19,435 --> 01:21:20,936 Where's the money? 1513 01:21:22,838 --> 01:21:25,774 Kind of a... sort of lost it. 1514 01:21:26,376 --> 01:21:27,776 Lost it? 1515 01:21:29,011 --> 01:21:29,745 Well, it's a shame, 1516 01:21:29,778 --> 01:21:30,812 because if you lost the money, 1517 01:21:30,846 --> 01:21:31,847 then we'll have to kill you. 1518 01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:35,251 Wait, wait! 1519 01:21:36,619 --> 01:21:37,854 If you're gonna kill him, 1520 01:21:37,887 --> 01:21:39,490 then you'll have to kill me, too. 1521 01:21:39,522 --> 01:21:41,291 Well, that's already what they were gonna do. 1522 01:21:41,325 --> 01:21:42,393 They were gonna kill you both. 1523 01:21:42,426 --> 01:21:43,993 Oh, sorry. 1524 01:21:44,027 --> 01:21:45,094 Oh, fuck. 1525 01:21:45,129 --> 01:21:46,263 Fuck. 1526 01:21:46,296 --> 01:21:47,297 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1527 01:21:47,331 --> 01:21:49,400 Please, please, please, just wait. 1528 01:21:49,433 --> 01:21:51,468 Tell Sarah... 1529 01:21:51,502 --> 01:21:53,970 Please, just tell Sarah not to grieve for me. 1530 01:21:54,003 --> 01:21:55,038 Okay? 1531 01:21:56,140 --> 01:21:57,540 Okay? 1532 01:21:57,573 --> 01:21:59,276 Tell Sarah not to grieve for me. 1533 01:21:59,309 --> 01:22:02,779 I mean, a little bit, obviously, but not too much. 1534 01:22:02,812 --> 01:22:07,917 And, um... and tell her to find someone else. 1535 01:22:09,085 --> 01:22:10,019 But tell her to make sure 1536 01:22:10,053 --> 01:22:11,654 that it's someone who truly deserves her. 1537 01:22:11,687 --> 01:22:13,390 You know, maybe someone who can understand her passions 1538 01:22:13,424 --> 01:22:14,857 in a way that I never could, 1539 01:22:14,891 --> 01:22:16,959 however hard I thought I tried. 1540 01:22:16,993 --> 01:22:21,165 And, um... yeah, just tell her to make sure 1541 01:22:21,198 --> 01:22:24,468 that it's someone who will support her dreams. Okay? 1542 01:22:24,501 --> 01:22:28,671 And, uh... tell her to have kids if she can. 1543 01:22:28,705 --> 01:22:31,008 God, she'd just be the best Mom ever. 1544 01:22:31,809 --> 01:22:32,743 And tell her that-- 1545 01:22:32,776 --> 01:22:34,011 Jesus fucking Christ, 1546 01:22:34,044 --> 01:22:36,713 do you want me to get a fucking pad and pen? 1547 01:22:36,747 --> 01:22:38,349 How am I supposed to remember all this? 1548 01:22:38,383 --> 01:22:40,751 Maybe I could remember the first part about the dreams, 1549 01:22:40,784 --> 01:22:42,320 and Rico could remember the second-- 1550 01:22:44,855 --> 01:22:46,590 You only get one message. 1551 01:22:46,623 --> 01:22:49,960 Okay, fine, then... 1552 01:22:49,993 --> 01:22:51,028 Just... 1553 01:22:53,264 --> 01:22:55,433 Just tell her that I love her. 1554 01:22:55,467 --> 01:22:57,135 Okay. Now I have to go, 1555 01:22:57,168 --> 01:22:59,170 because I cannot deal with all this violence. 1556 01:23:00,371 --> 01:23:02,140 Oh, God... oh, God... 1557 01:23:02,173 --> 01:23:04,942 - So... - This is it. This is it, man. 1558 01:23:04,975 --> 01:23:06,643 This is it, man. 1559 01:23:06,677 --> 01:23:08,011 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1560 01:23:08,045 --> 01:23:08,846 What? 1561 01:23:08,879 --> 01:23:10,448 Do-do I get a message? 1562 01:23:10,482 --> 01:23:11,615 Okay, for who? 1563 01:23:11,648 --> 01:23:13,351 Uh... for Adam. 1564 01:23:13,384 --> 01:23:15,153 - What? - But he's right here. 1565 01:23:15,187 --> 01:23:16,555 He's gonna die! 1566 01:23:16,589 --> 01:23:18,591 Yeah, true. 1567 01:23:18,623 --> 01:23:20,426 - Um... - What... 1568 01:23:20,459 --> 01:23:21,393 Come on, say it now! 1569 01:23:21,427 --> 01:23:22,660 - Um... - What are you...? 1570 01:23:22,694 --> 01:23:24,530 Well, I don't know, now. You can't decide with-- 1571 01:23:24,563 --> 01:23:25,464 You can't just pee on the spot. 1572 01:23:25,498 --> 01:23:26,532 You've put me on pressure. 1573 01:23:26,565 --> 01:23:27,765 I don't know what to say to him. 1574 01:23:31,170 --> 01:23:32,471 - Rico! - Run! 1575 01:23:43,616 --> 01:23:45,251 Bav, come on, come on, come on! 1576 01:23:47,153 --> 01:23:47,886 Go, go, go, go! 1577 01:23:51,022 --> 01:23:52,625 Inside, inside, inside! 1578 01:23:52,657 --> 01:23:54,326 Let's go, go! 1579 01:23:57,163 --> 01:23:59,365 There's a window! There's a window, let's go! 1580 01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:03,636 - Lock the door, Bav. - There is no lock! 1581 01:24:03,669 --> 01:24:05,838 - What? - There is no lock! There's no key! 1582 01:24:14,614 --> 01:24:16,583 Listen, you two get out before they get in. 1583 01:24:16,616 --> 01:24:19,386 - What about you? - I'll hold it with my Christmas weight. 1584 01:24:19,419 --> 01:24:21,555 - You two, go! - They're gonna get in and they're gonna kill you. 1585 01:24:21,588 --> 01:24:24,257 Oh, shit, okay. Well, it's better than all three of us dying. 1586 01:24:24,291 --> 01:24:25,525 No, Bav, come on. 1587 01:24:25,559 --> 01:24:26,859 Adam, please, okay. 1588 01:24:26,892 --> 01:24:28,161 This whole situation was my fault, okay? 1589 01:24:28,195 --> 01:24:29,795 Please. 1590 01:24:29,828 --> 01:24:32,165 Both of you guys are gonna have amazing lives together. 1591 01:24:32,199 --> 01:24:34,301 For once, please let me do something good with my life. 1592 01:24:34,334 --> 01:24:35,701 I'm not leaving you. 1593 01:24:35,734 --> 01:24:38,871 But you're my... you're my best friend. 1594 01:24:38,904 --> 01:24:40,173 You're my best friend, too. 1595 01:24:41,141 --> 01:24:42,741 We'll always be the Inseparables. 1596 01:24:42,775 --> 01:24:44,511 Now, go! Please, go, man! 1597 01:24:44,544 --> 01:24:46,279 - Yeah, bud. - Go! 1598 01:24:46,946 --> 01:24:48,714 Go! 1599 01:24:48,747 --> 01:24:49,915 Bav? 1600 01:24:56,390 --> 01:24:57,857 Bav? 1601 01:24:58,559 --> 01:24:59,493 Yeah? 1602 01:24:59,527 --> 01:25:01,027 Open the door, Bav! 1603 01:25:01,061 --> 01:25:04,165 - If I do, will you shoot me? - Yes. 1604 01:25:04,198 --> 01:25:05,765 Well, obviously, not then, you dickhead. 1605 01:25:05,799 --> 01:25:07,734 No, no-- Wait, Sarah, Sarah, Sarah! 1606 01:25:07,767 --> 01:25:09,069 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1607 01:25:13,174 --> 01:25:14,442 I can't leave him. 1608 01:25:15,409 --> 01:25:16,510 I know. 1609 01:25:17,311 --> 01:25:18,778 I know! I know! 1610 01:25:18,812 --> 01:25:20,481 Let's go. 1611 01:25:20,514 --> 01:25:21,815 Open the door, Bav! 1612 01:25:21,848 --> 01:25:24,452 You're an evil James Bond! Evil James Bond! 1613 01:25:35,862 --> 01:25:37,797 Adam, get the gun! 1614 01:25:38,633 --> 01:25:40,100 Kick him in the balls! 1615 01:25:44,573 --> 01:25:46,608 - No, no, no-- - Giorgio, don't! 1616 01:25:47,908 --> 01:25:50,412 Sarah, move away. 1617 01:25:50,445 --> 01:25:52,079 Move away! 1618 01:25:52,113 --> 01:25:54,915 Listen, since the time I've spent here, 1619 01:25:54,949 --> 01:25:56,718 I've seen a good man in you. 1620 01:25:56,752 --> 01:25:58,287 I've seen an artist 1621 01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:00,722 who just happens to sell drugs and kill people. 1622 01:26:00,756 --> 01:26:03,824 But, Giorgio, if any of the feelings 1623 01:26:03,858 --> 01:26:05,893 you said you had for me are real... 1624 01:26:06,894 --> 01:26:08,963 please, let us go. 1625 01:26:13,402 --> 01:26:14,603 Let you go? 1626 01:26:17,805 --> 01:26:20,142 And what am I left with? 1627 01:26:20,175 --> 01:26:23,645 No money, no drugs, more broken art. 1628 01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:25,180 Not even any a dead body. 1629 01:26:25,213 --> 01:26:27,482 What do you think my father's going to say?! 1630 01:26:29,084 --> 01:26:32,455 Well, maybe this is the day that you stand up to your father. 1631 01:26:50,673 --> 01:26:52,175 Ah... 1632 01:26:56,312 --> 01:26:57,613 Just, go. 1633 01:27:00,949 --> 01:27:03,085 Go, before I change my mind. 1634 01:27:04,821 --> 01:27:06,189 Go! 1635 01:27:07,423 --> 01:27:10,293 Bav! Bav! 1636 01:27:10,326 --> 01:27:11,893 Bav, open the door! 1637 01:27:11,927 --> 01:27:14,297 - Who is it? - It's me... what? It's Adam! 1638 01:27:14,330 --> 01:27:15,997 How do I know it's not Giorgio doing an accent? 1639 01:27:16,031 --> 01:27:18,100 - Bro, open the fucking door! - Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry! 1640 01:27:19,035 --> 01:27:20,704 Dude, Giorgio is letting us go. 1641 01:27:20,738 --> 01:27:22,172 I don't know, I don't know. 1642 01:27:29,380 --> 01:27:30,880 Thank you, thank you. 1643 01:27:31,849 --> 01:27:33,550 Sorry. Thank you, thank you. 1644 01:28:01,412 --> 01:28:03,614 Hey, you okay? 1645 01:28:03,647 --> 01:28:04,748 - I am. - Yeah? 1646 01:28:04,782 --> 01:28:07,049 Oh, God, I love you so much. 1647 01:28:07,084 --> 01:28:08,586 I love you so much. 1648 01:28:10,422 --> 01:28:12,590 - I was so worried about you. - I was so worried about you, too. 1649 01:28:18,630 --> 01:28:20,565 - Bav. - Yeah? 1650 01:28:22,667 --> 01:28:24,335 What you just did in there 1651 01:28:24,369 --> 01:28:27,138 was the bravest thing I've ever seen anyone do. 1652 01:28:27,172 --> 01:28:29,940 Yeah. I don't know what came over me, honestly. 1653 01:28:29,973 --> 01:28:31,776 I think I went temporarily insane. 1654 01:28:31,810 --> 01:28:33,110 Come here. 1655 01:28:33,144 --> 01:28:35,180 - Get over here. - Come here. 1656 01:28:46,758 --> 01:28:48,293 Bav? 1657 01:28:48,326 --> 01:28:51,028 - Yeah? - Have you pissed yourself? 1658 01:28:51,061 --> 01:28:52,931 What makes you say that? 1659 01:28:52,963 --> 01:28:55,533 'Cause I can feel something wet on my leg, 1660 01:28:55,568 --> 01:28:57,570 and I can smell piss. 1661 01:28:57,603 --> 01:29:00,372 Oh, yeah-- I think I have-- I think I have pissed myself. 1662 01:29:00,406 --> 01:29:02,541 I mean, to be fair, I did just nearly die. 1663 01:29:02,575 --> 01:29:04,677 I guess that's fair enough. 1664 01:29:06,946 --> 01:29:08,247 - Okay. - Okay. 1665 01:29:12,050 --> 01:29:13,352 It is piss. 1666 01:29:13,385 --> 01:29:14,954 - It's piss. - You're smelling it? 1667 01:29:14,986 --> 01:29:16,755 Yeah, no, I don't need to smell-- 1668 01:29:16,789 --> 01:29:17,857 I smelled it in the hug... 1669 01:29:17,890 --> 01:29:19,090 - Oh, God! - Sorry, sorry. 1670 01:29:19,123 --> 01:29:20,926 - It's piss, sorry. - It's disgusting, 1671 01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:22,394 - Again, no need to smell it. - Sorry. 1672 01:29:22,428 --> 01:29:23,896 - Alright, can we? - Yeah. 1673 01:29:23,929 --> 01:29:24,864 - Yeah? - Let's go. 1674 01:29:24,897 --> 01:29:26,030 Maybe get a taxi. 1675 01:29:26,064 --> 01:29:27,700 - Nice dress, by the way! - Thanks! 1676 01:29:36,909 --> 01:29:38,310 Well... 1677 01:29:42,681 --> 01:29:43,849 This is it. 1678 01:29:43,884 --> 01:29:45,452 Oh, I forgot to give you your T-shirt. 1679 01:29:45,485 --> 01:29:48,288 Oh, yeah, cool. 1680 01:29:48,321 --> 01:29:50,323 You... you don't have to put it on. 1681 01:29:50,357 --> 01:29:52,024 - No, no, I want to. - You sure? 1682 01:29:52,057 --> 01:29:54,059 - Oh, yeah, come on. - Aww. 1683 01:29:55,395 --> 01:29:57,330 It was "Buy one, get one free". 1684 01:29:59,599 --> 01:30:01,501 Hey. 1685 01:30:01,535 --> 01:30:03,068 - Twins! - Twins! 1686 01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:09,142 So, uh, where are you gonna go? 1687 01:30:09,175 --> 01:30:10,443 I don't know, man. 1688 01:30:10,477 --> 01:30:12,312 See where the wind takes me, you know. 1689 01:30:12,345 --> 01:30:14,414 Might check out a few sites, but... 1690 01:30:14,447 --> 01:30:16,850 I'll give you guys some time on your own, you know. 1691 01:30:16,883 --> 01:30:19,553 Some time for yourselves, you know. 1692 01:30:19,586 --> 01:30:20,987 - Alright. - Yeah. 1693 01:30:21,021 --> 01:30:24,791 Well, uh... take care of yourself. 1694 01:30:24,824 --> 01:30:27,126 Take care of yourself, too, mate! 1695 01:30:30,030 --> 01:30:31,498 Oh. 1696 01:30:33,401 --> 01:30:35,736 We'll always be the Inseparables. 1697 01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:47,448 It's alright. 1698 01:30:47,481 --> 01:30:49,283 Oh, and Sarah... 1699 01:30:49,317 --> 01:30:51,084 don't miss me too much on your honeymoon. 1700 01:30:51,117 --> 01:30:53,521 I'll try not to, Bav. 1701 01:31:00,428 --> 01:31:04,130 Well, it hasn't been the honeymoon I had planned in my head, 1702 01:31:04,165 --> 01:31:07,301 but it's definitely been memorable. 1703 01:31:14,375 --> 01:31:17,545 Do you mind taking the, um, shirt off? 1704 01:31:17,578 --> 01:31:21,114 Oh, yeah, of course. 1705 01:31:21,917 --> 01:31:23,117 Better? 1706 01:31:38,033 --> 01:31:40,068 Oh! 1707 01:31:40,102 --> 01:31:41,903 Oh, my God! I'm so-- Oh, my God! 1708 01:31:41,937 --> 01:31:44,106 I'm sorry! Oh, sorry. 1709 01:31:44,139 --> 01:31:46,008 Are you okay? I'm sorry. 1710 01:31:46,041 --> 01:31:47,109 Your-your face! 1711 01:31:47,142 --> 01:31:49,177 It's-it's so familiar... 1712 01:31:49,211 --> 01:31:51,680 Hold on a minute, are you a porn star? 1713 01:31:52,447 --> 01:31:53,649 Yes. 1714 01:31:53,682 --> 01:31:54,950 Really? 1715 01:31:56,518 --> 01:31:58,620 Joking. 1716 01:32:00,422 --> 01:32:03,492 - Uh... fake! - No, it's not fake, this is 20 euro! 1717 01:32:03,525 --> 01:32:07,129 Funny! 1718 01:32:07,162 --> 01:32:09,398 - I'm, Bav, nice to meet you. - Anna. 1719 01:32:09,431 --> 01:32:10,866 Are you walking this way? 1720 01:32:10,900 --> 01:32:12,535 - Um... - Yeah. 1721 01:32:13,269 --> 01:32:15,672 We walk together, maybe? 1722 01:32:15,705 --> 01:32:17,907 Okay. 1723 01:32:17,940 --> 01:32:21,711 Yeah? Okay. 1724 01:32:23,012 --> 01:32:25,248 Do you like karate? Karate? 1725 01:32:27,016 --> 01:32:28,885 Oh, you do the twist, as well! 1726 01:32:28,918 --> 01:32:29,886 Same! 1727 01:36:25,860 --> 01:36:28,663 - My dream girl? - Yeah, who's that? 1728 01:36:28,696 --> 01:36:30,698 Well, I don't got one, but if I had a dream girl 1729 01:36:30,731 --> 01:36:33,268 it'd be someone who understands me, you know, 1730 01:36:33,302 --> 01:36:35,503 someone... we'd be like a team, 1731 01:36:35,536 --> 01:36:38,039 Someone who supports me, who loves me. 1732 01:36:38,072 --> 01:36:39,941 Who loves me for me, you know? 1733 01:36:39,974 --> 01:36:44,111 Someone, like, you know, maybe dark hair, you know. 1734 01:36:44,146 --> 01:36:45,780 Someone who... 1735 01:36:45,813 --> 01:36:48,482 I've been in love with for a long time. 1736 01:36:49,384 --> 01:36:50,751 Will you marry me? 1737 01:36:50,785 --> 01:36:53,788 - Oh, are you joking? - Yeah, no, this is real. 1738 01:37:06,101 --> 01:37:07,236 Take that one off. 1739 01:37:09,604 --> 01:37:10,772 I'm shaking. 1740 01:37:12,641 --> 01:37:14,743 Oh, my God, what the fuck? 1741 01:37:14,776 --> 01:37:17,546 Oh, my God, are you joking? 1742 01:37:27,122 --> 01:37:28,857 Alright, back to work! 126033