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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:52,371 THOSE STRANGE OPPORTUNITIES 2 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:38,549 ITALIAN SUPERMAN 3 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,752 NANNI LOY 4 00:01:47,926 --> 00:01:49,644 Kastan jakken! 5 00:01:50,969 --> 00:01:53,199 Lupin! Italian lupin! 6 00:01:55,955 --> 00:01:57,328 Kastan jakken! 7 00:01:58,700 --> 00:02:00,850 Lupin! Italian lupin! 8 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,374 Kastan jakken! 9 00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,577 Lupin! Italian lupin! 10 00:02:06,700 --> 00:02:10,056 Hey, fisherman, want kastan jakken? 11 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:16,248 Want? Sir? Sir, it's good, eh? Taste. 12 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:18,570 Look! Mmmh... 13 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:21,773 Mmmh... very good... 14 00:02:25,510 --> 00:02:28,334 Good... good... 15 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:35,354 Kastan jakken! Kastan jakken! 16 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:48,650 Thank goodness, dear. See? All gone. 17 00:02:48,792 --> 00:02:51,185 Oh, yeah? - Things are starting to go well. 18 00:02:51,215 --> 00:02:53,865 Demand is increasing. My success will be crazy! 19 00:02:53,895 --> 00:02:56,968 I see. - Don't you believe me? 20 00:02:58,306 --> 00:03:01,573 I believe only in the cashbox. - That? 21 00:03:01,603 --> 00:03:04,658 That's just the change. The big bills are kept safe. 22 00:03:04,822 --> 00:03:07,158 Really? Show them to me then. 23 00:03:08,140 --> 00:03:10,370 What? - Hurry up. 24 00:03:11,471 --> 00:03:14,226 In front of the people here? You know I'm shy. 25 00:03:14,250 --> 00:03:16,655 Please! I'll cover you. Go on! 26 00:03:29,307 --> 00:03:31,909 Only a fool like you, could think that chestnut cake 27 00:03:31,939 --> 00:03:34,235 would be more successful than pizza in Holland! 28 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:35,630 It was an inspiration! 29 00:03:35,660 --> 00:03:37,870 Now, I've got another one. - Oh, no! 30 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:39,626 We'll make it more nordic. 31 00:03:39,656 --> 00:03:42,146 Instead of pine nuts, we'll put pieces of herring. 32 00:03:42,183 --> 00:03:45,080 Then we could also put some… No? 33 00:03:45,105 --> 00:03:48,270 I always ask myself why someone like me married someone like you! 34 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:49,357 Me too. 35 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:55,346 Then start asking yourself, why I should go on with someone like you! 36 00:03:55,376 --> 00:04:00,352 My… my love! Darling! I swear, I won't return home until it's empty! 37 00:04:00,377 --> 00:04:02,457 And more in the man purse! 38 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:13,524 Kastan jakken! Kastan jakken! Italian lupin! 39 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:15,880 Lupin... 40 00:04:19,580 --> 00:04:22,458 Kastan jakken! Kastan... 41 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,855 Kastan jakken! 42 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:31,492 Chestnut cake! Kastan! 43 00:04:40,340 --> 00:04:41,489 Chestnut cake. 44 00:04:42,260 --> 00:04:46,584 You want a piece? Piece? - No, all of it. 45 00:04:48,561 --> 00:04:50,313 All? - Yeah, all. 46 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,885 Dutch, you smart. Very smart! 47 00:04:56,260 --> 00:04:57,693 Very intelligent. 48 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:02,617 Good Bosch! Cheap! Good! - How much is it? 49 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:05,616 15. - 15? 50 00:05:06,016 --> 00:05:08,161 10. - 10? 51 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,618 8. - 8? 52 00:05:10,817 --> 00:05:12,455 Too much? - No, not too much. 53 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:15,275 8 not too much? Tell everyone! 54 00:05:15,421 --> 00:05:19,927 My name is Giobatt. Advertise! Promote. 55 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:22,003 Promote in all... 56 00:05:22,727 --> 00:05:25,002 …Amsterdam! - Good day. 57 00:05:25,300 --> 00:05:28,668 Please, advertise. 58 00:05:29,165 --> 00:05:32,555 Bon appetit to you and your family! - Karl! 59 00:05:32,689 --> 00:05:35,805 And bon appetit to Karl, too. - Karl! 60 00:05:44,500 --> 00:05:46,736 Mr... Mr Karl? 61 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:49,861 Good? Like? 62 00:06:04,380 --> 00:06:06,171 Kastan jakken! 63 00:06:06,902 --> 00:06:08,570 Kastan jakken! 64 00:06:08,718 --> 00:06:10,117 Kastan jakken! 65 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:13,167 Italian lupin! 66 00:06:19,319 --> 00:06:21,486 What... what do you want? 67 00:06:22,193 --> 00:06:24,805 Kastan jakken? Italian lupin? 68 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:44,595 But… what do you still want? 69 00:06:48,140 --> 00:06:51,769 I've never been with a man! 70 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:58,638 Now, I think we've cleared everything up. 71 00:06:58,663 --> 00:07:02,212 Now, I'll thank you and go. Goodbye, gentlemen... 72 00:07:57,897 --> 00:08:01,446 What? I don't understand French very well. 73 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:09,915 Ah! Practically, you want to tell me... that is, in a certain sense... 74 00:08:09,986 --> 00:08:11,624 I didn't understand a word. 75 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:13,493 Take your clothes off! 76 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:16,164 Are you a doctor? 77 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,492 A gynecologist? Right? 78 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:21,128 Take it off! 79 00:08:21,558 --> 00:08:24,515 Am I expecting a baby? - Take it all off! 80 00:08:24,683 --> 00:08:27,715 Take it all off? - All! 81 00:08:27,851 --> 00:08:31,244 Be patient. I hurt here 82 00:08:31,391 --> 00:08:33,755 because I was beaten. - Naked! 83 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,593 Naked? - Completely naked. 84 00:08:35,660 --> 00:08:38,354 Sorry, Doctor, but... everything? 85 00:08:39,762 --> 00:08:42,435 Be pat… everything? - Yes, everything. 86 00:08:42,663 --> 00:08:46,805 But not my underwear, eh! - Yes! - OK. 87 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:51,215 Even the underwear. Perfect. 88 00:08:53,260 --> 00:08:58,619 Listen, can you lower the lights? OK. Everything. 89 00:08:58,932 --> 00:09:02,706 There, even the underwear. But not the lights? You can't? 90 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:07,729 There. 91 00:09:14,580 --> 00:09:17,731 Maybe if I dimmed the lights a little. Don't you agree? 92 00:09:23,131 --> 00:09:24,323 Not the lights? 93 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:52,316 Piera! 94 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:56,066 Piera! Piera! Victory! 95 00:09:56,408 --> 00:10:00,320 Piera! Victory! Ring the bells! 96 00:10:29,059 --> 00:10:33,376 Her Majesty, the Queen? - Yes, Juliana of Holland. 97 00:10:33,517 --> 00:10:35,747 At the opera exit? - Eh... 98 00:10:37,380 --> 00:10:40,497 At the entrance of the opera. - She stopped the coach? 99 00:10:40,756 --> 00:10:43,734 All of a sudden. - She came out? - She flew out. 100 00:10:43,764 --> 00:10:48,106 And she went crazy over chestnut cake? - A huge tray full. 101 00:10:48,222 --> 00:10:51,572 But Prince Bernhard ate 4 of them. 102 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:56,270 Madonna, how a prince eats! - Yes, Bernhard is a very hungry man. 103 00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,977 But explain something to me. 104 00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:01,452 1000 guilders are... 105 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:06,969 How many trays are 1000 guilders? - 1000 guilders are... 106 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,772 1626! 107 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:11,898 If all the trays are worth only 5 guilders each, 108 00:11:12,460 --> 00:11:16,789 who gave the rest to you? - It was… Prince Bernhard. 109 00:11:16,819 --> 00:11:20,053 Uh… No! the director... - Of the opera? 110 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:25,079 Yes, the director of the opera made me an exclusive contract, 111 00:11:25,196 --> 00:11:27,355 which I must work 5 years for. 112 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:30,830 You say it with such a face? - How do I say it? 113 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:34,516 Like it's a tragedy. - No, it's disgustingly lucky. 114 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:42,070 I'm tired of this damn chestnut cake. 115 00:11:42,100 --> 00:11:45,109 It's got into my eyes. - What will you do now? 116 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,859 I want to go celebrate! I want to take you to... 117 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:53,919 I want to go celebrate at the station's beer shop! 118 00:11:54,700 --> 00:11:55,959 No, no. 119 00:11:57,620 --> 00:12:00,156 No? - We're staying home. 120 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:04,438 Home? To do what? - We celebrate here. 121 00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:08,472 But you want to make... - Yes. 122 00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:11,520 Again? - Why not? 123 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:14,430 Yes, but at least, turn off the light, please. 124 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:18,310 You know that with the light on, I can't concentrate at all. 125 00:12:18,374 --> 00:12:19,782 It doesn't matter to me. 126 00:12:49,086 --> 00:12:51,473 Oh Maria, oh Maria! 127 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:54,602 How much sleep, you have cost me! 128 00:12:54,736 --> 00:12:57,710 Let me sleep! 129 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,868 How much sleep, you have cost me! 130 00:13:01,051 --> 00:13:03,264 Oh Maria, oh Maria, 131 00:13:03,351 --> 00:13:05,984 how much sleep, you have cost me! 132 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:13,519 Silence! 133 00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:19,462 La lumiere! Grand! Great effect! 134 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,550 Ici la femme! 135 00:13:21,580 --> 00:13:23,775 La muchacha, the naked lady! 136 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:26,156 Naked? - Oui! Naked! Naked! Naked! 137 00:13:26,186 --> 00:13:29,983 Gran excitación! Now should she masturbate or not? 138 00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:32,619 Would you like her to masturbate or not? 139 00:13:33,148 --> 00:13:38,131 Bien! Bien! Bien! And at this moment… alors… 140 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:40,384 Bam! 141 00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:43,150 Superman appears! Voilà! 142 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:47,372 You go out with your little red pants, no? Go to the publique and… 143 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:51,794 un, deux, trois… voilà! 144 00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,518 And your grand zizi before the publique! 145 00:13:55,731 --> 00:14:00,037 D'accord? Do you like it, Giobattain? Do you like it? 146 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:01,535 Not bad. 147 00:14:02,357 --> 00:14:07,859 Après you wait, wait for the great public gives a round of applause. 148 00:14:09,336 --> 00:14:11,284 Admiration! 149 00:14:11,824 --> 00:14:19,686 Et après, you go over to the lady, who is laying here completely naked. 150 00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:25,270 She calls you and calls you! And you go in l'oscurité! 151 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:32,777 Et ici, the spotlight on your great erotic genius. Giobattain, d'accord? 152 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:38,695 Giobattain! What did you do? 153 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:44,899 Nothing. I thought it was… maybe a… - What's wrong with you, Giobattain? 154 00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:47,441 It's just that I can't do this at all. 155 00:14:47,471 --> 00:14:51,149 I'm used to making love only with my wife without a spotlight! 156 00:14:51,179 --> 00:14:53,250 I can't! I'm leaving! - Halt! 157 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,818 I don't understand. 158 00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:01,790 He said if you break the contract, you pay a penalty, Giobattain. 159 00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:04,515 I'll stab you 5 times, Giobatta! 160 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:06,259 5? 161 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:13,056 Besides, Giobattain, pornography is a mission. A social duty. 162 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:15,767 The girls here are all missionaries. 163 00:15:15,797 --> 00:15:18,694 Mon Cher, I'm a missionary too. 164 00:15:18,724 --> 00:15:22,103 But Father… I mean, Reverend… Eh, Mr Director! 165 00:15:22,260 --> 00:15:25,800 I have a problem: Doing these things embarrasses me. 166 00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:29,575 Ah, c'est ça? Shame? Prejudice? Giobatta, we're in the year 2000! 167 00:15:29,605 --> 00:15:33,137 There's still 24 years to go. - But modesty and morals change! 168 00:15:33,167 --> 00:15:36,811 As time goes by, they change! And just think, Giabatta, 169 00:15:36,841 --> 00:15:42,146 200,000 Italians emigrated to Holland: waiters, miners. 170 00:15:42,248 --> 00:15:48,145 Exploited, humiliated, waiting for revenge, payback, redemption, Giobattain! 171 00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:52,228 You're a symbol, Giobattain, a national monument like 172 00:15:52,353 --> 00:15:55,364 the Colosseum! The Sistine Chapel! 173 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:58,424 The Obelisk of Saint Peter, Giobattain! 174 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:03,135 Allez! Allez! Allez! Come, girls, please! I have a big show to do! 175 00:16:03,165 --> 00:16:07,467 Excuse me… excuse me, Mr Engineer? Where did he go? 176 00:16:07,497 --> 00:16:10,399 Where is he? Where is he? Ah, there he is. 177 00:16:10,687 --> 00:16:13,614 I'd like to ask you for one last favor. - C'est ta vie. 178 00:16:13,644 --> 00:16:17,950 If I could do the show with a hood. 179 00:16:18,152 --> 00:16:19,470 Good idea! 180 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:24,690 Your beauty's not here, Giobattain. Your beauty's there! 181 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:28,769 Great idea! 182 00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,844 One more? - Yes! 183 00:16:30,980 --> 00:16:35,528 When you open your coat, the Italian National Anthem, oui? 184 00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:41,390 On your grand zizi, a little white, red and green flag! 185 00:16:41,529 --> 00:16:43,681 You like this idea, Giobbatain? 186 00:16:47,495 --> 00:16:48,934 Thank you. 187 00:17:34,852 --> 00:17:36,354 I'm a little nervous. 188 00:17:36,572 --> 00:17:39,623 Ready, Giobattain? Allez, allez! - Just a moment! 189 00:17:39,653 --> 00:17:42,290 I'm not ready. Almost there. 190 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:46,310 Want me to get the girl ready for you? - No, gracias! That would be worse. 191 00:17:46,340 --> 00:17:48,285 Allez! Allez! - Wait. 192 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,894 I have to look at pictures of my wife. 193 00:18:00,614 --> 00:18:03,289 Ready, Giobattain? Be a good boy. 194 00:18:04,514 --> 00:18:06,337 Can you get out? Oui? Lights! 195 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,763 Go now! - Mama! 196 00:18:24,726 --> 00:18:27,307 Great! Formidable! 197 00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:26,691 Viva Italia! 198 00:19:30,226 --> 00:19:32,249 Viva Italian work! Viva! 199 00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:35,983 Italy, stand up! 200 00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:41,578 Bravo, Giobattain! A triumph! Allez! Go! 201 00:19:42,902 --> 00:19:45,430 Again! 202 00:19:45,719 --> 00:19:47,977 Again! 203 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:51,381 Entrez, entrez, mesdames et messieurs! Adelante! Come in! 204 00:19:51,411 --> 00:19:54,597 Come in, ladies and gentlemen! This is a big success! 205 00:19:54,805 --> 00:19:57,936 Adelante, señores y señoras! Un grande espectáculo! 206 00:19:57,966 --> 00:20:01,322 Entrée pour le Superman: the greatest success of the season! 207 00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:29,503 Good morning. - Good morning? Good night, my love. 208 00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,550 It's not even 1 am. 209 00:21:31,735 --> 00:21:34,253 That's the 5 o'clock steamer. - That one? 210 00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:38,870 Maybe they have daylight savings time. Yes, indeed, they do. You sleep. 211 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:43,101 No. I want to talk to you. - Talk? Now? - Yes. 212 00:21:44,109 --> 00:21:47,371 OK, talk and I'll listen with lots of enthusiasm. 213 00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:50,590 Giobatta, what do you every night at this hour? 214 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:54,390 The opera closes at midnight. And why do you sneak in like a thief? 215 00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:58,379 And why before, you only washed twice a month, now you wash every day, eh? 216 00:22:02,064 --> 00:22:07,501 Don't sleep when I'm talking to you! - Kastan jakken! Italian lupin! 217 00:22:08,229 --> 00:22:10,670 Sorry, my love, I'm very tired. 218 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:14,651 And why don't you make love anymore? - What? I don't do anything else! 219 00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,469 Huh? - No, I mean… 220 00:22:16,499 --> 00:22:20,790 I recognize that I reduced activity by a smidgen. - To zero! 221 00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:25,169 Zero? The truth is that these chestnut cakes are totally ruining me. 222 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:28,697 Now there's a big demand. Everybody wants them. 223 00:22:28,727 --> 00:22:31,965 Everybody at night? - At night? No… ah, yes! 224 00:22:31,995 --> 00:22:34,350 I mean, everybody wants them at night including: 225 00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:37,213 nightwatch, street cleaners, tram drivers, truckers. 226 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:41,931 And there's a damn sleepwalker who wants two trays every night. 227 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:50,376 I'm completely… drained dry. I mean completely drained. 228 00:22:50,602 --> 00:22:52,644 Let's go to sleep. - Later! 229 00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:55,363 Later? 230 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:59,052 What are you doing? You want to… - Yes! 231 00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:05,541 Again? - What do you mean "again"? - OK, turn off the light. 232 00:23:09,460 --> 00:23:12,381 Don't you want to? - Yes, I want it very much. 233 00:23:12,530 --> 00:23:14,259 But I can't guarantee it. 234 00:23:24,456 --> 00:23:27,590 What's this? - What? The flag! 235 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:30,190 Why is it here? - Because November 4th. 236 00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:32,370 The Victory Anniversary. 237 00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:42,179 Turn off the light, please. 238 00:23:49,943 --> 00:23:51,147 Mama! 239 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:06,396 Giobatta! 240 00:24:07,924 --> 00:24:09,356 Piera! - Pig! 241 00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:13,983 Piera! - Damned pervert! 242 00:24:14,013 --> 00:24:16,864 Piera, wait! - Old brute! Swine! 243 00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,818 Excuse me. Excuse me. 244 00:24:22,817 --> 00:24:25,163 Hey, your zipper's open! - What? 245 00:24:25,676 --> 00:24:27,248 Ah, yes, thank you. 246 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:36,105 Piera! 247 00:24:36,135 --> 00:24:37,445 You gypsy! 248 00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:40,568 Ladies and gentlemen, Come in, it's a very big show. 249 00:24:40,598 --> 00:24:42,401 Where are you? 250 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,590 Entrez, entrez, mesdames et messieurs! 251 00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:47,774 Adelante, señores y señoras, grande espectáculo! 252 00:24:47,804 --> 00:24:49,929 We have the big show tonight. We have the… 253 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:51,328 Piera! 254 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:55,849 Piera! 255 00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:00,259 Wait for me! 256 00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:10,501 Love! 257 00:25:10,780 --> 00:25:12,274 Wait for me! 258 00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:20,867 Stop! Free yourself of those medieval prejudices! 259 00:25:20,897 --> 00:25:23,488 Do as I do! I'm modern! Open minded! 260 00:25:23,518 --> 00:25:25,655 Sweet heart of Jesus, make me ever so good. 261 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:27,363 Without prejudices! 262 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,491 Wait, I want to talk! 263 00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:34,510 It's 2000! Piera, you must adapt too! 264 00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:37,464 Modesty and morals change! 265 00:25:37,962 --> 00:25:42,796 They change. Every day, they change! Then, we live in a world 266 00:25:42,826 --> 00:25:45,918 where all forms of violence have been abolished! 267 00:25:46,446 --> 00:25:48,073 Get lost! - Love. 268 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:53,360 Love, I threw you to the ground. 269 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,171 Darling, I love you. 270 00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:02,693 I didn't say anything. Don't be angry. 271 00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:08,816 Piera! What were you doing there? 272 00:26:09,233 --> 00:26:13,419 I swear, love, don't be angry. I didn't like it! 273 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:17,835 It's an exhausting job but I couldn't turn down so much money. 274 00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:22,610 You want to know who you married? Shall I tell you? 275 00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:27,004 You're married to a missionary. - No, I'm married to a monster! 276 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:29,710 Do you want to know why I married you? 277 00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:32,049 Shall I tell you? - No, don't tell me. 278 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,659 Wait! 279 00:26:46,580 --> 00:26:47,879 Just a minute! 280 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:49,528 Just a minute! 281 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:56,664 What? No! Be care… Be careful, love! 282 00:26:57,980 --> 00:26:59,254 Piera! 283 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:01,449 I'm here! 284 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,440 Piera, forgive me! 285 00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:10,445 If not for me, at least for the 200,000 Italian emigrants! 286 00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:14,126 To them, I'm a symbol! 287 00:27:16,149 --> 00:27:17,980 I'm the Colosseum! 288 00:27:19,757 --> 00:27:24,974 The Sistine Chapel! Help! 289 00:27:25,140 --> 00:27:29,026 Piera, try to understand my position! 290 00:27:29,540 --> 00:27:31,637 I did it for you! 291 00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:36,412 Piera, you're my life! 292 00:27:36,944 --> 00:27:40,731 Piera, I love you! Piera, I love you! 293 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,930 Piera, I'm going to shit myself. 294 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:57,937 But if you really can't get over it, 295 00:27:59,301 --> 00:28:01,358 I'm willing to stop, you see. 296 00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:08,662 Of course, we must give up the fridge, 297 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:12,525 the washing machine, the color TV, 298 00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:15,734 and the fur coat. 299 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:25,877 Piera, look, if you want, I'm ready to sell chestnut cakes in the street. 300 00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:27,493 And eat them. 301 00:28:27,860 --> 00:28:29,691 I'll do whatever you want. 302 00:28:31,838 --> 00:28:37,267 Well? What should I do? Stop or continue? 303 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:39,757 No, continue. 304 00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:45,113 Continue? Really? - Yes, but with me! 305 00:28:49,820 --> 00:28:51,522 Love, what are you saying? 306 00:28:52,180 --> 00:28:54,937 You… in public? 307 00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:00,380 In front of 250 people? 308 00:29:00,987 --> 00:29:05,815 Yeah, why? Did morals change just for you? Or just for men? 309 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:10,190 Didn't you tell me to free myself from medieval prejudices? - Yeah. 310 00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:13,417 Didn't you say you were modern, open minded, advanced? 311 00:29:14,260 --> 00:29:15,818 Then you know what I say? 312 00:29:15,980 --> 00:29:18,668 First, we'll be getting two salaries and not just one. 313 00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:23,072 Then, at least, I'll get love every night. 314 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:26,332 Twice! 315 00:29:28,780 --> 00:29:30,082 And on holidays... 316 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:33,449 ... thrice! 317 00:29:39,472 --> 00:29:42,141 The Italian Superman and Lady Godiva! 318 00:29:42,171 --> 00:29:44,711 The greatest and sexiest show of the season! 319 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:47,997 Entrez, mesdames et messieurs, le grand spectacle. 320 00:29:48,093 --> 00:29:51,110 Come in, ladies and gentlemen, this is a big show. 321 00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:55,590 Adelante, señores y señoras!. Superman y Lady Godiva para ustedes! 322 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,851 Come in, ladies and gentlemen! 323 00:30:34,260 --> 00:30:37,374 What are you waiting for, asshole? - Just a minute. 324 00:30:37,532 --> 00:30:42,585 The audience is ready, but the equipment… not so much. 325 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,296 Wait a minute, now. 326 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:50,971 You like it? Like it? - Yes, thanks. 327 00:30:51,001 --> 00:30:54,440 Now you'll go and "bam, bam, bam!" - Yes, be patient. 328 00:30:54,470 --> 00:30:58,230 Here's the situation… - Violate her! Destroy her! 329 00:30:58,345 --> 00:31:03,675 Make her your own! Go out, oui! Go out and kill her! Lights! Lights! 330 00:31:03,705 --> 00:31:05,787 What are you doing? - I'm praying. 331 00:31:05,817 --> 00:31:09,473 Oui, oui, ready? Allez. Allez! Go! 332 00:31:09,512 --> 00:31:10,700 Mama! 333 00:31:29,481 --> 00:31:32,598 You're a disgrace to us! 334 00:31:35,315 --> 00:31:39,346 And Italy? And Italy's reputation! 335 00:31:46,460 --> 00:31:49,895 Yes, OK, it's true. You're right. 336 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:55,637 But to be honest, you must agree that the other shows weren't bad. 337 00:31:55,825 --> 00:31:57,327 Quite the opposite. 338 00:31:57,780 --> 00:32:00,658 Be kind. I'd like to try again. 339 00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:04,479 Impossible! Three losses, three Waterloos. 340 00:32:04,509 --> 00:32:07,377 The show must go on. We can't risk it, right? 341 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,584 No, no, no… I don't want to take risks. 342 00:32:10,614 --> 00:32:16,234 I only ask you… to let us try… one more time. You tell him. 343 00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:18,494 Yes, he's been practicing at home. 344 00:32:18,866 --> 00:32:22,153 Even with the lights on and the windows open. 345 00:32:22,183 --> 00:32:25,968 Yesterday, today, this morning. Damn! 346 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:28,150 It was very good! 347 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:31,855 In the last few days after lunch I've been practicing even by myself. 348 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:36,401 Huh? - Yes, I did it as a precaution. 349 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:43,144 Try to understand my situation. Let me try again. One more time. Be kind. 350 00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,697 Huh? 351 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:48,649 No? 352 00:32:53,820 --> 00:32:54,855 Then… 353 00:32:56,803 --> 00:32:59,791 Then you're sending us… - No! You're going. 354 00:33:03,740 --> 00:33:05,332 Sorry? I didn't understand. 355 00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:09,630 He says you're going back to Italy. She'll stay here to work off the contract. 356 00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:12,015 Excuse me, Surveyor, but you can't to do this to me! 357 00:33:12,340 --> 00:33:15,360 I appreciate this gesture very much, Engineer, but 358 00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:17,330 my wife will work with whom? 359 00:33:17,460 --> 00:33:20,828 We've replaced you! - With a Turk! 360 00:33:21,157 --> 00:33:26,461 Mustafa, Mustafa et voilà bam bam, Mustafa! Lady Godiva and son Mari! 361 00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:29,910 Alors, don't just stand there! Say hello to Mustafa, no? 362 00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:34,150 Oh, Mustafa, écoute-moi bien, je voudrais que tu fasses beaucoup attention… 363 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:38,565 Nice… nice to meet you. I'm the husband… 364 00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:45,147 Excuse me. Can I ask you a question? 365 00:33:45,177 --> 00:33:48,753 Don't insist so much. It's 2000. You said so yourself. 366 00:33:48,783 --> 00:33:51,485 Morals have changed. Changes everyday, no? 367 00:33:51,515 --> 00:33:57,928 Yes, true, but… don't you think that maybe this time, it's gone too far? 368 00:33:58,526 --> 00:34:01,726 Sweetie, first you did it for me and I'll now I'll do it for you, eh? 369 00:34:01,756 --> 00:34:02,928 You're so good! 370 00:34:03,380 --> 00:34:06,887 The thing is… I love you. - So? 371 00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:12,670 The fact is… I may be embarrassed… to be supported… by my wife. 372 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:15,976 Look, if I ask him, he'll find you a job. 373 00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:18,949 I'm glad. Very glad. 374 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,455 Yes… 375 00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:25,359 Entrez, mesdames et messieurs, The sexy show! 376 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:27,795 Come in, ladies and gentlemen! 377 00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:30,721 Super erotic! Fabulous! 378 00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:35,975 Lady Godiva and Ali Pasha! The Turk who has… 379 00:34:40,114 --> 00:34:44,160 Oh Maria, oh Maria! 380 00:34:44,185 --> 00:34:47,695 How much sleep, you've cost me! 381 00:34:48,037 --> 00:34:51,219 I want to sleep! 382 00:34:51,731 --> 00:34:54,898 Oh Maria, oh Maria! 383 00:34:54,923 --> 00:34:58,000 How much sleep, you've cost me! 384 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,667 Stay with me! 385 00:35:01,728 --> 00:35:04,971 How much sleep, you've cost me! 386 00:35:10,665 --> 00:35:16,827 THE SWEDISH HORSE 387 00:35:35,591 --> 00:35:36,717 Telephone! 388 00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:43,517 Telephone! 389 00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:48,737 Mom, pick up the phone! - I'm packing! You do it! 390 00:35:50,340 --> 00:35:52,774 You didn't wake me up and I'm late. 391 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,218 Paola! 392 00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:56,751 I need to get dressed! Can't Dad? 393 00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:06,279 There's never anybody who will answer. 394 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:11,594 Hello? Always too late, eh? 395 00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:13,859 Who is it? 396 00:36:15,020 --> 00:36:17,310 I don't understand anything. - Guess. 397 00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:19,066 Guess? I don't want to. 398 00:36:19,096 --> 00:36:22,497 Some imbecile. Must be for your daughter. - Paola! 399 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:25,531 Is it Renato? Tell him I'll be right there! 400 00:36:27,206 --> 00:36:29,909 Antonio? - This is Giovanna. Who is it? 401 00:36:29,939 --> 00:36:32,098 Ah, Giovanna. It's Cristina. - Cristina? 402 00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:35,401 Pieter Andersson's daughter. - Cristina! 403 00:36:35,660 --> 00:36:38,519 Antonio! - Huh? - It's Cristina! 404 00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:41,430 Cristina who? - Where are you? In Stockholm? 405 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:45,848 Pieter's daughter! - Cristina? Where are you? 406 00:36:45,942 --> 00:36:49,310 At the Autostrada del Sole, going to Rome. - She's here? - Yes. 407 00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:53,171 What a pity, I'm sorry. Unfortunately, Paola and I are leaving. 408 00:36:53,290 --> 00:36:55,470 Damn! - We're going to Torvaianica. 409 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:58,597 The painter and the electrician are waiting for us. 410 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:03,774 But it doesn't matter, but come anyway. Antonio will be here. 411 00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:07,997 I get her? I gotta work. I can't play the nursemaid to a girl. 412 00:37:08,100 --> 00:37:11,510 It's been almost 10 years since we were in Sweden. 413 00:37:11,540 --> 00:37:14,710 Who was that? Antonio? - Yes, he's here. 414 00:37:14,872 --> 00:37:16,554 You want to talk? - Yes. 415 00:37:16,584 --> 00:37:19,733 What do I say? You do it. - Yes, this way you two can make plans! 416 00:37:19,763 --> 00:37:23,062 I'll put him on. He's taking the phone right out of my hand! 417 00:37:23,273 --> 00:37:25,855 You think so? Hello, Cristina? 418 00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:29,138 No, we're leaving... - Ah! You're coming with us? 419 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,714 Sorry, I was talking to Giovanna. 420 00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:39,852 Christina? - It's actually Paola. 421 00:37:40,367 --> 00:37:43,826 What's that got to do with you? - I was told it was Renato. 422 00:37:43,856 --> 00:37:45,773 But it's Cristina. And it's for me. 423 00:37:46,290 --> 00:37:47,526 Christina? 424 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:50,136 Cristina? - I hear you. 425 00:37:50,564 --> 00:37:53,945 If you come here now, I'm alone. I'm staying in Rome to work. 426 00:37:53,975 --> 00:37:56,488 If you go to sea with them, you'll have more fun. 427 00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:59,492 What do you prefer? - I'd rather go to Rome. 428 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,851 Even Giovanna and Paola would be happy to see you. 429 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:07,972 Cristina? - Yes? 430 00:38:08,758 --> 00:38:10,839 You understand, sweetie? - Yes. 431 00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:14,421 Why don't you answer me then? - I don't know. 432 00:38:14,616 --> 00:38:16,071 How do you not know? 433 00:38:16,660 --> 00:38:18,539 She rather see you! 434 00:38:18,672 --> 00:38:21,409 Damn, what a noodle! - What? 435 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:24,131 We'll be there around 4:00. I'm coming with Adam. 436 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:28,670 Ah, Adam! Who's Adam? - My boyfriend. Then we go to Pompeii. 437 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:31,573 She's coming with her boyfriend. Cristi… 438 00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:33,261 She hung up. 439 00:38:33,538 --> 00:38:36,434 She says they're going to Pompeii. - Then they're not coming? 440 00:38:36,464 --> 00:38:39,319 No, they're coming! My day will be wasted! 441 00:38:39,434 --> 00:38:43,416 On Monday, I gotta turn this work in! - Antonio, it's the least you can do. 442 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,373 After all, we were their guests for two years. 443 00:38:46,765 --> 00:38:51,295 Pieter is your best friend, no? - If it were him, he could've helped me. 444 00:38:51,325 --> 00:38:55,121 Listen, it's barely 10:00. When they come, it'll only be for a minute. 445 00:38:55,426 --> 00:38:59,370 How long could two kids stay? - Daddy, stop worrying! 446 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,535 As soon as they see you, they'll run away. 447 00:39:02,008 --> 00:39:03,127 Yeah. 448 00:39:05,035 --> 00:39:09,796 I've said 1000 times: Saturday and Sunday, when anybody calls, I'm not home! 449 00:39:09,826 --> 00:39:14,102 Who told you to pick up? You jumped in! - That too. - You want Paola to stay? 450 00:39:14,132 --> 00:39:17,092 If she comes with her boyfriend, then Renato gets to come over. 451 00:39:17,122 --> 00:39:20,110 Yes! And let's organize a dance party! Oh! 452 00:39:20,313 --> 00:39:23,176 I must work alone! - Work! 453 00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:27,588 I didn't stay in Rome on purpose to spend my Sunday playing the police! - Police who? 454 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:30,743 Who would you have to police? - I'll tell you. 455 00:39:31,156 --> 00:39:34,518 Your daughter's habit of bringing men in her bedroom… 456 00:39:34,548 --> 00:39:39,227 Men? It's Renato. - So? Is he not a man? 457 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:43,510 But we leave the door open! - Why, would you like to close it? 458 00:39:43,540 --> 00:39:46,551 Yes, because at least we could study 459 00:39:46,581 --> 00:39:49,315 without seeing you stick your fat head in every 2 minutes! 460 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:53,973 With any excuse: an eraser, the crazy glue. - You're a child! 461 00:39:56,380 --> 00:39:59,230 Of course, the father is childish! What does he know? 462 00:39:59,513 --> 00:40:02,536 How did I get to this age? I never learned a thing! 463 00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:06,443 Because they can explain everything, they know all! - Come, leave her be. 464 00:40:06,473 --> 00:40:08,546 And if it happens later? 465 00:40:08,713 --> 00:40:11,600 What's going to happen? They're two kids. 466 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:16,230 It won't happen because I'm 300 years old! And they think they can fool me? 467 00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:17,460 Come on, Antonio. 468 00:40:17,490 --> 00:40:20,890 You never told her that we didn't make love until after we were married? 469 00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:22,871 That's embarrassing. 470 00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:25,813 Right, these days, it's an embarrassment! Let's not tell her! 471 00:40:25,900 --> 00:40:27,398 Antonio? - Yes. 472 00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:31,287 What do I do? Stay? Or go with mom? - Go with mom. It'll be better. 473 00:40:31,317 --> 00:40:34,337 Can't you see you're a bear? - Me? - No, me. 474 00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:38,986 Antonio, you're not fluid! - So, I'm not fluid. Oh, well! 475 00:40:39,016 --> 00:40:43,306 No! Why do you say you don't like anyone, you don't want to see anyone? 476 00:40:43,336 --> 00:40:46,550 And who should I like? Renato? - Of course! - Really? 477 00:40:46,580 --> 00:40:50,214 One who never says hello. Puts his feet on the table. 478 00:40:50,244 --> 00:40:54,335 He criticizes too. He says, "Look how he's dressed!" To me. 479 00:40:55,020 --> 00:41:00,690 So tell your Renato, I'm 50 years old. Next time, he does it, I'll punch him. 480 00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,615 Just hope, he doesn't answer back, Dad. 481 00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:06,863 I'll break your head. Believe me. 482 00:41:07,780 --> 00:41:09,452 Antonio! - Eh? 483 00:41:09,715 --> 00:41:12,869 Forget about it. You're starting to compete like children. 484 00:41:12,899 --> 00:41:16,779 No, I'll make you have a new daughter. I assure you, she'd be better than her. 485 00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:18,858 I hurt myself too. 486 00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:24,617 What pisses me off about your husband is that he's says he's a lefty. 487 00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:28,361 But you're always provoking him. - I provoke him? 488 00:41:28,391 --> 00:41:29,719 You know how he is. 489 00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:34,662 What were you talking about? - Saying? You don't let us breathe! 490 00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:39,934 Personal stuff between women! - Who cares? Who asked you? - Let's go. 491 00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:42,630 Then Antonio, we'll leave. 492 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:46,043 See ya. Sorry if I don't kiss you. - Please! It's a nuisance! 493 00:41:46,073 --> 00:41:48,626 Why should we kiss or even see each other? 494 00:41:48,656 --> 00:41:51,617 Actually, don't come back. It'll be better. - OK. 495 00:41:51,860 --> 00:41:55,951 Hey! - Eh? - Call as soon as you get there, eh? 496 00:41:56,238 --> 00:41:59,195 We'll call as soon as we get there! 497 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:05,058 The horse! - What? - What horse? 498 00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:08,935 The one Cristina gave me in Stockholm. Where did you put it? 499 00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:12,671 Antonio! After 10 years? - You threw it away. 500 00:42:12,938 --> 00:42:15,013 This is the respect for my things! 501 00:42:15,043 --> 00:42:17,710 If Cristina asks me, how will it make me look? 502 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,373 But she probably doesn't remember. 503 00:42:20,820 --> 00:42:23,682 Did you take it? - Me? I've never seen it! 504 00:42:23,712 --> 00:42:26,590 She doesn't see anything! Just Renato! 505 00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:31,138 Go, on. I look for it myself. - Antonio, let it be. 506 00:42:33,140 --> 00:42:34,888 Ah, Anto'! - Yes? 507 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:37,855 Have fun with the horse. 508 00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:57,129 Look, where they hid it! 509 00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:09,905 Here it is. 510 00:43:11,258 --> 00:43:13,211 Elastic section modulus… 511 00:43:13,836 --> 00:43:15,696 C with K… 512 00:43:16,227 --> 00:43:17,555 And 1900… 513 00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:34,072 That's it. The day is over. 514 00:43:50,850 --> 00:43:52,086 Cristina! 515 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:55,666 Is it really you? - Antonio! - How grown you are! 516 00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:57,738 Is that Adam? - Yes. 517 00:43:58,060 --> 00:44:01,550 Antonio Pecoraro, a pleasure. Come in. 518 00:44:01,580 --> 00:44:05,001 Unfortunately, Giovanna and Paola… 519 00:44:11,908 --> 00:44:14,561 What does he say? - He says he prefers to go on. 520 00:44:14,591 --> 00:44:16,148 But he just got here. 521 00:44:21,169 --> 00:44:23,180 Bye. Goodbye. 522 00:44:24,055 --> 00:44:27,951 Why did he come then? - It's nothing. Don't worry. 523 00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:31,414 You had a fight? Eh? 524 00:44:32,043 --> 00:44:35,454 Adam! Give her a little kiss. Go on! 525 00:44:36,033 --> 00:44:37,734 Like that. Good. 526 00:44:37,957 --> 00:44:41,212 Now, let's have a coffee. We'll have a nice chat and then… 527 00:44:49,588 --> 00:44:51,695 I was saying, we'll have coffee. 528 00:44:53,793 --> 00:44:57,619 If you don't like coffee, we'll have a beer, eh? 529 00:44:58,117 --> 00:45:01,716 Hey? Good, good… I was saying let's have a coffee. 530 00:45:01,813 --> 00:45:05,070 And later, when you get to Pompeii, after fighting, you can make up. 531 00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:07,554 You can enjoy the whole day! 532 00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:13,590 He's gone? - Yes, but he'll be back tomorrow to say sorry. 533 00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,054 Tomorrow? But aren't you going to Pompeii? 534 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:20,308 Tomorrow. We wanted to stay here tonight. 535 00:45:20,338 --> 00:45:23,533 I told him I was staying with a family. 536 00:45:23,563 --> 00:45:26,256 But since it's just you, he got upset. 537 00:45:26,286 --> 00:45:29,004 Then, let's call him. - No, forget it. 538 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:32,559 I'll stay, if I'm not in the way. 539 00:45:33,678 --> 00:45:35,399 No! Of course not! 540 00:45:35,864 --> 00:45:39,424 No, it's only that I must absolutely finish some work. 541 00:45:39,454 --> 00:45:44,022 You do what you want: rest, go out, read the papers. 542 00:45:44,052 --> 00:45:47,293 I'll work for a bit and then tonight we'll eat out. 543 00:45:47,323 --> 00:45:49,200 Eh? Or would you like to eat here? 544 00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:53,202 I prefer here. I'm tired, after riding the motorcycle for miles. 545 00:45:53,232 --> 00:45:55,835 Sure. - Meantime, I can shower and do my laundry. 546 00:45:55,865 --> 00:46:00,403 Good idea! Do what you like. Cristina, my home is yours! 547 00:46:06,973 --> 00:46:10,157 What? - What? Over there. 548 00:46:14,195 --> 00:46:16,153 And you didn't remember! 549 00:46:17,261 --> 00:46:20,375 They sell them in Italy too? - Sell? 550 00:46:20,405 --> 00:46:24,426 No, you gave it to me when you were small, when we were in Sweden. 551 00:46:24,730 --> 00:46:29,293 You still have it? - Well, it was always here. 552 00:46:29,464 --> 00:46:31,740 It brings me luck. 553 00:46:43,398 --> 00:46:45,604 Antonio? - Yes? 554 00:46:46,483 --> 00:46:48,146 Where are the bathrobes? 555 00:46:49,972 --> 00:46:56,661 In the… in the clo… the closet. Go ahead, I'll get it for you. 556 00:47:40,403 --> 00:47:43,453 Here, take it. - Thank you. Come in. 557 00:47:43,682 --> 00:47:46,279 No need. I'll put it on the handle. 558 00:47:47,607 --> 00:47:51,621 Antonio? - Yes? - How do you go around at home? 559 00:47:51,998 --> 00:47:54,952 Well, we… In what sense? 560 00:47:54,982 --> 00:47:57,859 Haven't you ever seen your daughter naked? 561 00:47:59,653 --> 00:48:02,387 No. There's never been any occasion. 562 00:48:03,088 --> 00:48:06,827 Also when we go to the bathroom, we lock it up, barricade ourselves in. 563 00:48:06,857 --> 00:48:10,149 If we had a stroke, we'd have to call the firemen. 564 00:48:10,266 --> 00:48:13,149 Besides, there are points of view which should be respected. 565 00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:18,757 I'd like to be more open, but you know how Giovanna is. 566 00:48:18,921 --> 00:48:20,963 She comes from a Catholic family. 567 00:48:21,124 --> 00:48:23,877 Paola talks and talks and poses… 568 00:48:24,226 --> 00:48:27,645 But she's like the mother: Full of scruples, taboos… 569 00:48:27,675 --> 00:48:29,226 Antonio? - Eh? 570 00:48:29,904 --> 00:48:32,877 Sorry, I was under the shower. I didn't hear anything. 571 00:48:33,602 --> 00:48:35,067 Better that way. 572 00:48:39,117 --> 00:48:43,529 Spaghetti with tomato and parsley. Giovanna always made it in Stockholm. 573 00:48:43,559 --> 00:48:46,513 My father liked it very much. He still talks about it. 574 00:48:46,778 --> 00:48:50,572 Ah, old Pieter! We had some good times. 575 00:48:50,741 --> 00:48:55,012 My father loves you very much. - I always told Giovanna so. 576 00:48:55,463 --> 00:48:58,185 A friend like Pieter is hard to find. 577 00:48:58,299 --> 00:49:02,547 We were very close. You know, two years working together. 578 00:49:03,579 --> 00:49:06,180 We drunk more than alpines! 579 00:49:06,475 --> 00:49:08,869 You don't remember, you were too small. 580 00:49:08,899 --> 00:49:12,642 Actually, I remember everything. - Really? Like what? 581 00:49:12,672 --> 00:49:15,534 I remember you couldn't stand the cold. 582 00:49:15,564 --> 00:49:19,491 You were always in bed with a fever. - True! It was 20 below! 583 00:49:19,591 --> 00:49:21,327 I freeze at 1 degree. 584 00:49:21,357 --> 00:49:24,504 I used to come in your room to bring you coffee. 585 00:49:24,534 --> 00:49:28,341 I sat in a chair and when you fell asleep, I'd watch you. 586 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:31,550 Why? - Because I liked you a lot. 587 00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:33,866 Liked me a lot? 588 00:49:34,665 --> 00:49:39,238 You were 9 years old! You liked an uncle. A frozen relative. 589 00:49:39,268 --> 00:49:40,905 No, I liked you as a man. 590 00:49:41,185 --> 00:49:44,228 Dark all over! A very handsome Italian! 591 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:51,230 Well, all little girls have these fantasies. 592 00:49:51,418 --> 00:49:53,230 Then, when they grow up…, 593 00:49:53,789 --> 00:49:56,523 … they go to Pompeii with Adam. Cheers! 594 00:49:56,663 --> 00:50:00,661 No, no. Wait, don't drink. I'll show you a game. Do you want to? 595 00:50:01,883 --> 00:50:04,388 Do as I do. Make a wish. 596 00:50:04,783 --> 00:50:05,956 Yes. 597 00:50:05,986 --> 00:50:08,608 Look me in the eyes. - There. 598 00:50:09,663 --> 00:50:11,204 Bend your head a little. 599 00:50:14,926 --> 00:50:16,631 Now think of something. 600 00:50:17,614 --> 00:50:19,145 Well… 601 00:50:34,667 --> 00:50:36,187 Did you do it? 602 00:50:38,487 --> 00:50:39,558 Yes. 603 00:50:40,694 --> 00:50:45,224 What did you think of? - That the sauce is burning. 604 00:50:50,461 --> 00:50:54,228 This is where you'll sleep tonight: Paola's room. 605 00:50:54,836 --> 00:50:57,712 How old is she? - About your age. 606 00:50:57,882 --> 00:51:00,507 It's a bit childish. - Her mother. 607 00:51:01,276 --> 00:51:06,314 But it's OK, because even though she doesn't look it, she's still a girl. 608 00:51:06,344 --> 00:51:09,823 Heavens, the teddy bear! Woe to whomever touches him! 609 00:51:09,853 --> 00:51:11,609 She never ran away from home? 610 00:51:12,290 --> 00:51:13,701 Who? Paola? 611 00:51:16,457 --> 00:51:19,696 No, it was me who ran away once. - With a woman? 612 00:51:19,726 --> 00:51:22,879 No, a man. My friend. - Tell me all about it! 613 00:51:22,909 --> 00:51:25,904 Tell you what? He had a fight with his wife. 614 00:51:25,934 --> 00:51:28,348 He said, "Enough! Let's get out of here!" 615 00:51:28,378 --> 00:51:32,153 And we went to Grottaferrata. To think. To make a decision. 616 00:51:32,289 --> 00:51:35,191 Then we came back for dinner and nobody noticed. 617 00:51:35,328 --> 00:51:37,827 They were watching Nuccio Fava on TV. 618 00:51:38,254 --> 00:51:42,439 In other words, a crisis. - A crisis? No. 619 00:51:42,469 --> 00:51:45,392 20 years of marriage, more than anything else, 620 00:51:45,566 --> 00:51:49,430 will break your balls. But what can you do? 621 00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:52,789 When two people love each other well… Because me and Giovanna, 622 00:51:52,819 --> 00:51:54,589 we really love each other. 623 00:51:54,764 --> 00:51:56,556 It doesn't take much to have fun. 624 00:51:56,586 --> 00:51:58,950 Do you make love to your wife every day? 625 00:52:00,297 --> 00:52:02,730 What do you mean, "every day"? Every year! 626 00:52:05,031 --> 00:52:07,064 Laugh, laugh! Innocent! 627 00:52:07,094 --> 00:52:10,310 Wait, I'll get you pajamas. - No, it's OK. 628 00:52:10,411 --> 00:52:13,027 What? - I sleep with nothing. 629 00:52:14,959 --> 00:52:18,151 Me too. The same. Oh, God, the same! 630 00:52:18,181 --> 00:52:22,022 Maybe nude, I'd give off another impression. Look… 631 00:52:26,759 --> 00:52:30,220 All right, I'm going. - Antonio? 632 00:52:31,272 --> 00:52:34,556 Can I get a kiss? - Why not? Eh! 633 00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:42,745 No, here. 634 00:53:00,213 --> 00:53:02,184 This is the mineral water. 635 00:53:03,091 --> 00:53:07,505 The lamp is there. You can read "L'Intrepido", "Linus" (comics)… 636 00:53:07,535 --> 00:53:11,355 "The Fight Goes On." (communist paper) What? It must be Renato's. 637 00:53:15,388 --> 00:53:17,105 Well, good night. 638 00:53:21,853 --> 00:53:26,424 Are you taking the water away? - Eh? Ah, right! See? 639 00:53:26,627 --> 00:53:28,345 That's why I came. 640 00:54:57,603 --> 00:55:00,834 Hello? Hello? 641 00:55:01,514 --> 00:55:03,659 Hello? - Hello? Who is it? 642 00:55:03,689 --> 00:55:06,097 It's me, Giovanna. - Ah, what do you want? 643 00:55:06,215 --> 00:55:09,595 You're the one who called me. - Ah, right! Sorry! 644 00:55:10,769 --> 00:55:14,078 Did the um… painters come? 645 00:55:14,108 --> 00:55:16,314 Yes, they came. They're done. - Good! 646 00:55:16,344 --> 00:55:18,482 The electrician is coming tomorrow. 647 00:55:18,616 --> 00:55:21,753 By the way, did Cristina come? - Eh? 648 00:55:21,968 --> 00:55:25,680 I said, did those two kids come? - Yes! They came! 649 00:55:25,710 --> 00:55:30,357 Good. - Yes, they had to stay because they were dead tired. 650 00:55:30,561 --> 00:55:32,916 They're sleeping together in Paola's room. 651 00:55:32,946 --> 00:55:34,077 Together? 652 00:55:34,655 --> 00:55:38,520 Yes, they came together from Sweden! Was I supposed to separate them? 653 00:55:38,917 --> 00:55:41,542 But in the room there's only one bed. 654 00:55:43,332 --> 00:55:45,295 Well, yes… 655 00:55:46,758 --> 00:55:50,786 Instead of worrying about other people's kids, worry about Paola! 656 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,167 The child? 657 00:55:52,348 --> 00:55:55,491 What is she doing? Sleeping? No, she went to the movies. 658 00:55:56,736 --> 00:55:58,066 At this hour? 659 00:55:58,096 --> 00:56:02,112 Anto', "this hour"? It's 9:00 p.m. Please, she's grown up, 19 years old. 660 00:56:02,142 --> 00:56:05,702 No! Giova', I can only warn you! 661 00:56:05,732 --> 00:56:08,365 Don't come crying to me later, eh? Don't come… 662 00:56:08,395 --> 00:56:10,694 Stay calm! Don't get agitated. 663 00:56:10,724 --> 00:56:13,841 But… OK, I'm not agitated. Good night, eh? 664 00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:16,742 Good night. See you tomorrow. I said I'd see you tomorrow. 665 00:56:16,772 --> 00:56:18,344 Well, whenever. 666 00:57:18,358 --> 00:57:20,072 I'm afraid of thunder. 667 00:57:23,957 --> 00:57:26,554 I'm scared. - Me too. 668 00:57:27,642 --> 00:57:28,948 Don't scold me? 669 00:57:28,978 --> 00:57:32,366 At home, when a storm scares me, my father always scolds me. 670 00:57:34,642 --> 00:57:37,028 But here the situation is different. 671 00:57:37,350 --> 00:57:39,658 I'm a good friend of your father but… 672 00:57:40,317 --> 00:57:41,928 I'm not your father. 673 00:57:45,884 --> 00:57:49,764 You said that girls get over it when they grow up. - Yes. 674 00:57:51,766 --> 00:57:53,636 But not in my case. 675 00:58:00,363 --> 00:58:04,509 Cristi', I can handle a few flashes. 676 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,483 You'd better go. 677 00:58:15,984 --> 00:58:18,308 And one… 678 00:58:20,101 --> 00:58:21,532 And two. 679 00:58:54,297 --> 00:58:56,863 Hello? - Hi, Cristina, it's Paola. 680 00:58:56,968 --> 00:58:58,916 Hi. How are you? - Good. And you? 681 00:58:59,346 --> 00:59:02,545 Good. I'm fine too. - Is Antonio there? 682 00:59:02,899 --> 00:59:05,342 Yes, he's asleep. - I hear him. 683 00:59:05,491 --> 00:59:07,767 Call him for a sec, I've something to say. 684 00:59:07,797 --> 00:59:08,956 Just a minute. 685 00:59:13,407 --> 00:59:14,518 Antonio? 686 00:59:15,785 --> 00:59:19,707 Antonio! Telephone. - Telephone? 687 00:59:20,791 --> 00:59:22,107 Where is it? 688 00:59:23,846 --> 00:59:26,886 Hello! Who's this? - Hi, Dad. It's me. 689 00:59:27,055 --> 00:59:31,679 Me? Me who? - Don't you recognize me? It's Paola. 690 00:59:31,844 --> 00:59:34,547 What do I know?. You've never call me "dad!" 691 00:59:34,980 --> 00:59:37,911 Sorry to wake you. - No. Who woke up? 692 00:59:37,941 --> 00:59:42,742 I was here with Cristina talking about… What were we talking about? 693 00:59:43,699 --> 00:59:47,348 Hey, sweetie! Where are you? 694 00:59:47,553 --> 00:59:49,602 Mom said you were worried. 695 00:59:49,632 --> 00:59:52,400 I want to tell you that tonight, I'm not sleeping there. 696 00:59:52,549 --> 00:59:57,248 Ah, you're not sleep… And… and where will you sleep? 697 00:59:57,278 --> 01:00:00,503 I'm with Renato. I'll sleep with him tonight. 698 01:00:04,311 --> 01:00:07,220 Can you hear me? - What happened? 699 01:00:08,205 --> 01:00:10,419 Huh? It's Paola. 700 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:14,265 She says she'll sleep with Renato tonight. - Ah, good! 701 01:00:15,046 --> 01:00:18,066 Eh… You're telling me? But… 702 01:00:18,472 --> 01:00:22,587 Paola, is this the first time you're sleeping with Renato? 703 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:28,047 No, it's been almost two years. - Ah, two years! It's been… two years. 704 01:00:28,077 --> 01:00:29,714 Hi, Antonio. - Who's that? 705 01:00:29,873 --> 01:00:33,443 It's Renato. - Of course, it's Renato! It's Renato. 706 01:00:33,729 --> 01:00:35,226 Listen, Paoletta. 707 01:00:36,729 --> 01:00:39,148 Why didn't you tell me this before? 708 01:00:39,549 --> 01:00:43,222 Because if I told you yesterday, you would've beaten me to death. 709 01:00:43,420 --> 01:00:47,276 And what has changed… oh, God… since yesterday? 710 01:00:47,526 --> 01:00:50,577 You've changed. At least, I hope so. 711 01:00:51,626 --> 01:00:53,391 Good night, Dad. 712 01:01:00,970 --> 01:01:04,647 That was Paola. She's sleeping with Renato tonight. 713 01:01:05,177 --> 01:01:06,785 You already told me. 714 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:10,545 No, she called me so I wouldn't worry. 715 01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:12,891 Well done, eh? - Yes, well done! 716 01:01:13,083 --> 01:01:15,542 It gives me so much satisfaction. 717 01:01:22,547 --> 01:01:25,403 Will you tell your wife you slept with me? 718 01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:27,046 Eh? 719 01:01:27,257 --> 01:01:30,944 Of course! If it comes up in conversation, why not? 720 01:01:32,244 --> 01:01:36,107 But does your wife tell you when she has sex with other men? 721 01:01:36,450 --> 01:01:40,244 Giovanna? Naturally! That's what were used to. 722 01:01:42,234 --> 01:01:44,213 Just like my father and mother. 723 01:01:44,468 --> 01:01:47,527 Well, you heard Paola, we have no secrets. 724 01:01:47,686 --> 01:01:51,661 There are no secrets between parents and kuh… kuh… kuh… kids. 725 01:01:52,010 --> 01:01:54,462 Fluid. We are fluid. 726 01:01:54,821 --> 01:01:56,909 You really don't eat in the morning? 727 01:01:57,031 --> 01:02:00,468 But what am I going to eat? No, thanks. I'm fine like this: 728 01:02:00,793 --> 01:02:02,345 Coffee and cigarettes. 729 01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:07,362 I've confidence in my parents too. - Good. 730 01:02:07,392 --> 01:02:10,662 My mother always told me to search you out. - Did she? 731 01:02:10,983 --> 01:02:13,183 That I would get better. 732 01:02:14,252 --> 01:02:16,825 Last night was very important for me. 733 01:02:18,796 --> 01:02:20,666 For me too. 734 01:02:21,024 --> 01:02:24,826 And just think, so many problems could be resolved so easily. 735 01:02:24,856 --> 01:02:27,554 Well, not all. It depends on many things. 736 01:02:27,662 --> 01:02:32,457 Right. For my father and your wife, it was a totally different thing. 737 01:02:32,487 --> 01:02:34,071 I didn't understand, sorry? 738 01:02:35,107 --> 01:02:38,955 Giovanna must have told you that she was on friendly terms with my dad in Stockholm. 739 01:02:39,533 --> 01:02:43,624 Why would I be against it? An important friendship. Pieter … 740 01:02:45,938 --> 01:02:49,264 To them, it was beautiful. A pure relationship. 741 01:02:49,423 --> 01:02:54,179 Of course, I know… What do you mean by "pure"? 742 01:02:54,349 --> 01:02:58,108 A purely physical relationship. A sexual attraction. 743 01:02:58,217 --> 01:03:00,622 Uncomplicated by sentiment. 744 01:03:03,904 --> 01:03:07,150 You're still talking about my wife and your father? 745 01:03:07,786 --> 01:03:08,982 Yes. 746 01:03:24,927 --> 01:03:26,785 Excuse me for a moment. 747 01:03:52,635 --> 01:03:54,351 What is she telling you? 748 01:03:54,884 --> 01:03:56,625 What is she telling you? 749 01:03:56,992 --> 01:03:58,425 What is she telling you? 750 01:04:08,151 --> 01:04:11,982 A pure… physical… relationship! 751 01:04:20,904 --> 01:04:24,025 Anto'! This means they were fucking! 752 01:04:26,124 --> 01:04:27,696 But, it's impossible. 753 01:04:30,775 --> 01:04:32,864 I don't get it. OK… 754 01:04:34,933 --> 01:04:36,950 I don't get it. It happens. 755 01:04:39,521 --> 01:04:41,281 Now, I'll try to understand. 756 01:04:48,335 --> 01:04:51,167 What were we talking about? - About Giovanna and my dad. 757 01:04:51,197 --> 01:04:55,306 Ah, right! Of that pure friendship without… anything… 758 01:04:55,577 --> 01:04:57,759 Dad's marriage was in crisis then. 759 01:04:57,789 --> 01:05:00,497 And his relationship with your wife was very important. 760 01:05:01,177 --> 01:05:03,430 Can you clarify that concept, please? 761 01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:06,431 Important, because it was a purely sexual relationship. 762 01:05:06,461 --> 01:05:08,344 See! Now, it's clear! 763 01:05:10,588 --> 01:05:13,301 It was brief though. Only 3 months. 764 01:05:13,682 --> 01:05:16,506 So short? I thought it'd be more. 765 01:05:16,941 --> 01:05:20,743 No. Only for the 3 months, you were in Malmo for the trial. 766 01:05:20,773 --> 01:05:22,776 That's it! - Giovanna must've told you. 767 01:05:22,806 --> 01:05:26,195 Eh, she would write me, call me at night. 768 01:05:26,388 --> 01:05:30,073 I'd say, "Don't get dramatic, I'll never leave you." 769 01:05:30,103 --> 01:05:31,637 That'd never happen. 770 01:05:31,814 --> 01:05:34,568 You did well because that saved my dad's marriage. 771 01:05:34,748 --> 01:05:37,461 After, he felt younger. - Did he? 772 01:05:37,491 --> 01:05:40,486 Now his relationship with mom can be called perfect. 773 01:05:40,825 --> 01:05:44,309 Well, you can't imagine how glad I am. 774 01:05:44,438 --> 01:05:49,428 But it was important for your wife too. - Really? Let's hear it, I'm interested. 775 01:05:49,570 --> 01:05:52,785 Before that, she had only been to bed with you. - Right! 776 01:05:52,815 --> 01:05:56,204 She never knew another man's body. A mistake. 777 01:05:56,234 --> 01:05:59,651 Sure! Only making love to me would be a terrible mistake! 778 01:05:59,681 --> 01:06:01,546 She should throw herself out the window! 779 01:06:01,576 --> 01:06:04,636 No, this way, she could choose. - And she chose me. 780 01:06:04,666 --> 01:06:07,671 And thus your marriage went well. 781 01:06:07,701 --> 01:06:10,972 Antonio. Today, I met a happy family. 782 01:06:11,002 --> 01:06:14,708 Me too! I was happy and didn't even know it! 783 01:06:16,052 --> 01:06:17,179 It's Adam. 784 01:06:17,209 --> 01:06:20,703 He told me he'd be here at 7:00. He's always on time. 785 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,266 Huh? Ah, Adam! 786 01:06:34,228 --> 01:06:36,150 Hi. - Hi. 787 01:06:44,022 --> 01:06:45,267 What is he saying? 788 01:06:45,933 --> 01:06:48,707 He asks for pardon. Yesterday, he acted like a fool. 789 01:06:50,313 --> 01:06:53,951 Well, he only did it yesterday. I've done it my whole life. 790 01:06:58,328 --> 01:07:03,663 Will you tell him we made love? - No, I can't. He's jealous. 791 01:07:04,337 --> 01:07:08,518 He's not like us. - He's not, eh? Poor thing. 792 01:07:08,548 --> 01:07:12,926 I see how bad it is. - Thank you. - No, why? 793 01:07:12,956 --> 01:07:15,342 Bye, Antonio. - Bye, Cristina. 794 01:09:09,757 --> 01:09:11,117 40. 795 01:09:13,038 --> 01:09:14,835 19. 796 01:09:16,025 --> 01:09:18,986 1.95. 797 01:09:25,372 --> 01:09:26,940 Hi, Anto'. 798 01:09:27,487 --> 01:09:30,077 Hi. - Did Paola come back? 799 01:09:31,348 --> 01:09:34,903 Paola? She's 19 now. Why should she? 800 01:09:38,046 --> 01:09:40,229 Cristina and Adam left? 801 01:09:40,946 --> 01:09:43,547 Yes, this morning. They said hello. 802 01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:56,774 Did it rain in Torvaianica? - It flooded everywhere. 803 01:09:56,804 --> 01:09:57,973 Good. 804 01:10:01,123 --> 01:10:04,629 Next year the roof needs to be repaired. - I know. 805 01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:06,474 And here? 806 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:09,847 What here? 807 01:10:10,135 --> 01:10:12,852 Did it rain? - A hurricane! 808 01:10:13,461 --> 01:10:16,590 Cristina was scared. I had to get up… 809 01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:19,985 … to keep her company. - Wasn't Adam there? 810 01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:22,470 No. He left. 811 01:10:23,534 --> 01:10:25,385 And what did you do? 812 01:10:26,742 --> 01:10:30,621 We talked. Talked! Talked! She went on forever. 813 01:10:32,523 --> 01:10:34,225 All night long. 814 01:10:35,795 --> 01:10:40,622 What did she tell you? - Tell me? That her mom's fine. 815 01:10:41,377 --> 01:10:46,950 Her father too. Indeed, he's better. Yes, better than ever. 816 01:10:53,543 --> 01:10:57,408 But what do I care? I couldn't wait for the rain to stop, to go to bed! 817 01:10:57,671 --> 01:11:00,722 But no, it went on the whole night. 818 01:11:01,402 --> 01:11:03,071 Bad weather! 819 01:11:07,290 --> 01:11:09,965 Would you like to continue talking about the weather, 820 01:11:10,484 --> 01:11:13,129 or do you want to tell me something else? 821 01:11:14,725 --> 01:11:16,032 Yes! 822 01:11:16,959 --> 01:11:19,798 That on Saturdays and Sundays, when the phone rings, 823 01:11:20,048 --> 01:11:24,391 I'm not available to anybody! I must not answer the phone! 824 01:11:32,688 --> 01:11:36,542 Where did you find this? - I knew where it was. 825 01:11:39,307 --> 01:11:42,625 Because when I want to, I know everything. 826 01:11:50,719 --> 01:11:52,863 Shall I make dinner? 827 01:11:54,330 --> 01:11:55,933 You better. 828 01:12:16,249 --> 01:12:22,186 THE ELEVATOR 829 01:13:33,445 --> 01:13:35,633 Fuck off. 830 01:14:50,278 --> 01:14:51,749 Excuse me? 831 01:14:53,635 --> 01:14:54,824 May I? 832 01:15:30,091 --> 01:15:31,581 Excuse me. 833 01:15:40,487 --> 01:15:41,606 Well? 834 01:15:43,177 --> 01:15:44,706 What's going on? 835 01:15:45,967 --> 01:15:47,301 Whoa! 836 01:15:47,428 --> 01:15:51,221 See? The elevator stopped. - Yes. You can see the wall. 837 01:15:56,165 --> 01:15:59,185 But… it's not moving. Try again. 838 01:16:00,753 --> 01:16:03,421 What the bloody hell! 839 01:16:03,451 --> 01:16:07,043 Tell me it's not true! I felt it. - Felt what, Miss? 840 01:16:07,272 --> 01:16:10,329 When I passed you and saw a priest at the wheel, 841 01:16:10,359 --> 01:16:13,486 I thought, "Now, you'll have bad luck!" 842 01:16:13,698 --> 01:16:17,183 Miss, why blame the priest when the fault is yours? 843 01:16:17,368 --> 01:16:18,659 Mine? - Yes. 844 01:16:18,689 --> 01:16:20,544 Now it's my fault? 845 01:16:20,775 --> 01:16:25,071 Because you're superstitious, you did the horns thinking to get rid of the devil. 846 01:16:25,101 --> 01:16:28,716 Instead, you called him. And because he's spiteful, here we are. 847 01:16:28,746 --> 01:16:30,209 Stopped in an elevator. 848 01:16:30,239 --> 01:16:33,368 What do I care about the devil? I did the horns to that black shirt 849 01:16:33,398 --> 01:16:36,300 which has always brought me bad luck! 3 months in the hospital! 850 01:16:36,330 --> 01:16:38,088 Not much, It could've been worse. 851 01:16:38,118 --> 01:16:41,389 However, in view of your ideas, I don't want to argue. 852 01:16:47,872 --> 01:16:49,476 Why ring if no one's there? 853 01:16:49,506 --> 01:16:52,229 Well, a tenant, a passer-by, someone will hear. 854 01:16:52,259 --> 01:16:53,959 No one will hear at all! 855 01:16:53,989 --> 01:16:57,119 They're all on vacation! Didn't you see the garage? - Holy cow! 856 01:16:57,149 --> 01:17:01,271 We're at the August holidays: 14 is today, 15 is the Assumption and 16 is a holiday. 857 01:17:01,301 --> 01:17:05,542 We can't get out until the 17th. - What? 4 days here? Here? 858 01:17:06,591 --> 01:17:09,427 I can't stand it! No! No! 859 01:17:09,457 --> 01:17:14,745 Help! Let me out! Let me out! Somebody! 860 01:17:15,459 --> 01:17:21,811 I want out! Help me get out! The elevator! The elevator! Do something! 861 01:17:24,081 --> 01:17:25,786 Damn you…! 862 01:17:35,453 --> 01:17:37,346 What a tremendous pain! 863 01:18:02,363 --> 01:18:05,060 Here. - What is it? - French cognac. 864 01:18:06,108 --> 01:18:07,865 OK. - Thank you. 865 01:18:08,243 --> 01:18:13,821 Forgive my reaction, but your kick drove right into me. I'm a man too. 866 01:18:13,921 --> 01:18:17,566 The idea of being locked in here, makes me lose my head! 867 01:18:17,596 --> 01:18:21,108 We must be patient. I could see if you were alone but… 868 01:18:21,871 --> 01:18:24,188 … you're in good company. 869 01:18:25,718 --> 01:18:27,260 May I introduce myself? 870 01:18:27,581 --> 01:18:30,295 Monsignor Ascanio La Costa. - Donatella. 871 01:18:31,846 --> 01:18:33,824 Wait a second. - What? 872 01:18:33,854 --> 01:18:36,059 Do you live in this building? - No. 873 01:18:36,210 --> 01:18:38,979 Then what did you come here for? You following me? 874 01:18:39,009 --> 01:18:42,654 I don't follow anyone. I have come to see an old friend. 875 01:18:42,684 --> 01:18:45,904 Who? - The MP who lives on the 3rd floor, number 9. 876 01:18:46,071 --> 01:18:47,341 But he died. 877 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:50,344 What? He's dead? - Eh! 878 01:18:51,017 --> 01:18:53,348 Why wasn't I informed? 879 01:18:54,239 --> 01:18:57,337 What pain! What a terrible thing! 880 01:18:58,465 --> 01:18:59,920 Poor Alfonso. 881 01:19:03,978 --> 01:19:07,288 My God, who knows how devastated the family will be! - Yes. 882 01:19:07,318 --> 01:19:09,142 Devastated. They're all at the sea. 883 01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:10,865 Really? - Yeah. 884 01:19:11,084 --> 01:19:12,852 I wanted to go there too. 885 01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:16,811 It's 9:00, damn it! I have a date at 10:00 and instead I'm here! 886 01:19:16,841 --> 01:19:18,261 Because of you. 887 01:19:18,291 --> 01:19:21,968 Miss, if the Lord God really wants to test us, He has his reasons. 888 01:19:21,998 --> 01:19:25,229 Instead think that we must be here for 4 days and 4 nights. 889 01:19:25,403 --> 01:19:28,133 We must get along. Let's try to get organized. 890 01:19:28,163 --> 01:19:30,644 We should think about getting out of this situation. 891 01:19:31,288 --> 01:19:34,409 And how? - How? - Get out how? With prayers? 892 01:19:34,439 --> 01:19:38,222 We'll do something, no? - Miss, God helps those who help themselves. Let's try, Miss. 893 01:19:38,252 --> 01:19:40,987 The elevator might have started working again. 894 01:19:41,321 --> 01:19:43,910 No. It didn't. 895 01:19:44,393 --> 01:19:48,015 It's not working. - HELP! 896 01:19:48,615 --> 01:19:51,107 The elevator! 897 01:20:08,830 --> 01:20:11,310 Well? What are you doing? Coming down? 898 01:20:11,340 --> 01:20:14,063 I can't reach. You can't? - No. 899 01:20:14,093 --> 01:20:18,067 Don't be afraid, Donatella. Here. Put your foot in. - Shall I go? 900 01:20:21,499 --> 01:20:23,905 You OK? - Yes. - Donatella, 901 01:20:23,935 --> 01:20:26,105 do you feel comfortable? - Yes. 902 01:20:26,351 --> 01:20:29,042 Is the height OK? - Yes. 903 01:20:30,366 --> 01:20:34,512 What do you see in front of you? - A complicated thing, a wheel. 904 01:20:34,542 --> 01:20:37,994 Stretch out your arm and touch it. - Yes. 905 01:20:38,601 --> 01:20:41,147 Donatella, are you touching it? - Yes. 906 01:20:41,452 --> 01:20:43,595 Do you feel it? - Yes. 907 01:20:43,850 --> 01:20:49,141 Easy, easy, Donatella. With your hand look for the hole. 908 01:20:53,202 --> 01:20:56,100 I found it. - Insert your finger. 909 01:20:56,130 --> 01:20:58,901 In the hole? - Of course, in the hole. 910 01:20:59,517 --> 01:21:03,143 Can you feel the spring? And the little wheel? - Yes. 911 01:21:04,206 --> 01:21:12,514 Now, Donatella, very gently, make it turn until it clicks. 912 01:21:15,741 --> 01:21:19,919 Gently, please, it's a very sensitive device. 913 01:21:20,702 --> 01:21:22,624 I'm turning. - Turn. 914 01:21:23,871 --> 01:21:26,108 I'm turning. - Turn. 915 01:21:27,678 --> 01:21:29,939 I'm turning. - Turn. Turn. 916 01:21:31,426 --> 01:21:35,428 Damn it the hell! - Holy Madonna! Oh, my God! 917 01:21:35,578 --> 01:21:40,991 What a blow, Donatella! Are you hurt? - You hafta ask? Didn't you see me flying? 918 01:21:41,021 --> 01:21:43,446 See you? I felt you! You fell on me! 919 01:21:43,476 --> 01:21:46,680 Just look: He says he's technical and almost gets me killed! 920 01:21:46,710 --> 01:21:50,301 It's your fault, Donatella. I told you to touch it gently. 921 01:21:50,331 --> 01:21:52,802 Anyway, we had to go down to get the floor, no? 922 01:21:52,832 --> 01:21:57,110 Thank goodness. See what floor we are on. - What's this? 923 01:21:57,809 --> 01:22:02,980 "Long live Oretta, who has it tight." There's also a little drawing. 924 01:22:03,254 --> 01:22:06,548 Probably, a young bricklayer. At heart, they're innocent phrases. 925 01:22:06,578 --> 01:22:10,317 What the fuck are you saying? Bricklayer? That's a wall! - Wall? 926 01:22:10,347 --> 01:22:13,266 Before, you could see part of the door and now nothing! 927 01:22:13,296 --> 01:22:15,951 What do you mean? It's a wall. What can you do? 928 01:22:15,981 --> 01:22:19,340 Let us arm ourselves with holy patience and wait. - Wait? 929 01:22:19,559 --> 01:22:22,510 Who does he think he is? I've gotta go to the sea with my guy. 930 01:22:22,540 --> 01:22:26,280 He thinks I'm going to spend my August holiday in here with a bad priest like him! 931 01:22:26,310 --> 01:22:28,270 I'm going! Oh! 932 01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,390 My dear Miss, 933 01:22:31,981 --> 01:22:34,109 if you don't like me, know that 934 01:22:34,139 --> 01:22:37,334 neither do I like your impudent behavior. 935 01:22:37,440 --> 01:22:42,408 And we're stuck in this elevator, which neither of us asked for. 936 01:22:42,566 --> 01:22:44,397 the situation demands it. 937 01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:47,027 It's a typical case of force majeure. 938 01:22:49,126 --> 01:22:51,449 What are you doing? Crying? 939 01:22:52,976 --> 01:22:55,495 Cry, cry. It'll do you good. 940 01:23:01,632 --> 01:23:05,341 The elevator! Help! 941 01:23:28,472 --> 01:23:32,181 We're in the elevator! Help! 942 01:23:52,685 --> 01:23:54,469 I'm curious. - Yes? 943 01:23:54,499 --> 01:23:56,942 Do you smoke a lot? - Yes. Why? 944 01:23:57,235 --> 01:23:58,925 First of all, it's bad for you. 945 01:23:58,955 --> 01:24:02,229 And then, if you keep smoking, we'll suffocate to death. 946 01:24:02,572 --> 01:24:04,911 You don't smoke? - No, I don't. 947 01:24:05,204 --> 01:24:09,710 Every now and then, if I feel like it. I won't say no. 948 01:24:09,740 --> 01:24:12,235 Want a puff? - A puff, you say? 949 01:24:17,205 --> 01:24:21,375 Hey, aren't you hot dressed like that? - It's my uniform. 950 01:24:21,652 --> 01:24:25,579 Well, if I said, I wasn't hot, I'd be lying. 951 01:24:25,733 --> 01:24:28,494 But I can assure you that enduring these difficulties 952 01:24:28,524 --> 01:24:33,309 in the spirit of holy resignation, even freshens me up. 953 01:24:33,454 --> 01:24:38,027 I'm hot as hell. - Yes. - Can I take my shirt off? 954 01:24:38,057 --> 01:24:40,149 What's underneath it? - A bathing suit. 955 01:24:40,179 --> 01:24:43,247 Good! Take it off then! 956 01:24:43,524 --> 01:24:45,855 Here. No, no, my cigarette. Thank you. 957 01:24:45,885 --> 01:24:49,758 If I were naked, I wouldn't have asked. I don't want to seduce a Monsignor. 958 01:24:49,788 --> 01:24:52,591 "Seduce", you say? Such a dear girl! 959 01:24:53,296 --> 01:24:55,166 You see what you young people are like? 960 01:24:55,277 --> 01:24:58,903 They accuse you of being cynical, cruel, materialistic. 961 01:24:59,055 --> 01:25:02,310 And yet beneath that tough exterior, there's so much purity. 962 01:25:04,098 --> 01:25:09,744 Miss, I assure you, coming from your lips… 963 01:25:10,165 --> 01:25:14,460 the word "seduce" has the scent of a lily. 964 01:25:16,604 --> 01:25:19,472 OK, I'll put it back on. - What? - My shirt. 965 01:25:19,647 --> 01:25:23,108 Why? - I thought that you… I don't know… 966 01:25:23,138 --> 01:25:25,779 Why? You're fine. - Really? - Of course! 967 01:25:25,809 --> 01:25:29,606 Then, if I may, I'll take off my skirt too. - Yes! Good! Well done! 968 01:25:29,636 --> 01:25:31,540 I'll take my shoes off! - Go ahead. 969 01:25:31,570 --> 01:25:34,379 It's silly but I feel more free. 970 01:25:34,409 --> 01:25:36,782 I feel better! - Hush! - What is it? 971 01:25:36,812 --> 01:25:39,816 I hear a noise, a motorbike. Hush, it stopped! 972 01:25:40,177 --> 01:25:45,066 This is the building. The maid said nobody's here. Not even the doorman. 973 01:25:46,169 --> 01:25:50,551 Elevator! Help! - No, there's someone. 974 01:25:51,661 --> 01:25:54,262 We're trapped in the elevator! 975 01:25:55,319 --> 01:25:58,465 They're trapped in the elevator. Let's go. 976 01:25:59,808 --> 01:26:03,141 Elevator! Anyone there! - Donatella. 977 01:26:03,171 --> 01:26:06,782 We're up here! - Dear, let me do it. My voice is stronger. 978 01:26:07,126 --> 01:26:09,104 Elevator! 979 01:26:09,266 --> 01:26:10,701 Here we are! 980 01:26:11,152 --> 01:26:13,108 Is anyone there? 981 01:26:13,430 --> 01:26:14,863 We're here! 982 01:26:14,893 --> 01:26:16,928 We're trapped in the elevator! 983 01:26:16,958 --> 01:26:19,776 We'll take this Mercedes. - Do you hear? 984 01:26:19,806 --> 01:26:22,905 Who are you? - The technicians! 985 01:26:22,935 --> 01:26:24,957 Great! Who called you? 986 01:26:25,089 --> 01:26:27,558 The maid! - Get up. 987 01:26:27,878 --> 01:26:30,700 Hurry up! We can't take much more! 988 01:26:30,810 --> 01:26:33,289 It'll take just a few minutes! We're on it! 989 01:26:33,438 --> 01:26:35,827 We're free, finally! 990 01:26:36,581 --> 01:26:39,670 Thank you, dears! God bless you. 991 01:26:39,700 --> 01:26:44,009 Nice! "I'm going to the sea!" - Happy? - Yes, I'm happy. 992 01:26:44,039 --> 01:26:47,193 Good, dear. We spent some pleasant hours together. 993 01:26:47,223 --> 01:26:49,735 We got to know each other. We became friends. 994 01:26:50,221 --> 01:26:53,988 But now unfortunately, we must part. - Excuse me. 995 01:26:54,313 --> 01:26:58,784 I hope that after this brief encounter, you'll judge me with more serenity. 996 01:26:58,977 --> 01:27:00,381 Thank you, dear. 997 01:27:01,194 --> 01:27:04,312 Take this. Smash it! Break it! 998 01:27:04,342 --> 01:27:07,048 I don't like to ruin this beautiful door! 999 01:27:07,078 --> 01:27:11,536 What do I care about the door? Smash it! Break it! Whatever it takes! 1000 01:27:11,802 --> 01:27:14,427 Let them do it, dear. Let them work. 1001 01:27:16,111 --> 01:27:18,888 What's that? - Oh, God! Donatella, wait! 1002 01:27:19,310 --> 01:27:22,345 Oh, God, the alarm! It's my car alarm! 1003 01:27:22,584 --> 01:27:25,824 What? - Don't you see? They're not technicians, they're thieves! 1004 01:27:25,854 --> 01:27:28,721 They're not fixing the elevator, they're stealing my car! 1005 01:27:28,954 --> 01:27:32,063 No! Don't do it! Don't touch it! Don't steal it! 1006 01:27:32,093 --> 01:27:33,965 Listen to me! 1007 01:27:34,090 --> 01:27:36,286 Let's hope they don't do it! 1008 01:27:36,316 --> 01:27:41,993 They steal your car and you laugh? - Yes! They don't know what awaits them. 1009 01:27:45,666 --> 01:27:48,866 What a shock! - Come on, before someone comes! 1010 01:27:48,896 --> 01:27:51,942 Damn you, you son of a bitch! 1011 01:27:51,972 --> 01:27:55,528 You heard the yelling? - Yes, I did. He could've died, poor thing. 1012 01:27:55,558 --> 01:27:57,018 Yes, electrocuted. 1013 01:28:21,276 --> 01:28:24,350 It's the police! - Yes. - Now they'll set us free! 1014 01:28:24,486 --> 01:28:27,388 We're getting out? - No, dear, they're chasing the thieves. 1015 01:28:27,418 --> 01:28:31,864 Hear how they're chasing them? Hear the siren? Do you hear it? 1016 01:28:32,150 --> 01:28:36,282 No, you can't hear it anymore. - Damn it, the bloody hell! 1017 01:28:36,312 --> 01:28:38,592 Poor guys. - Poor us not poor guys! 1018 01:28:38,622 --> 01:28:41,464 Victims of this corrupt society. 1019 01:28:42,852 --> 01:28:45,666 Shall we say a prayer for the thieves? 1020 01:28:46,168 --> 01:28:51,182 Our Father, who art in heaven… - You crazy? You almost electrocuted them. 1021 01:28:51,212 --> 01:28:54,464 You laugh about it and then you pray? What's the use? 1022 01:28:54,612 --> 01:28:57,389 It is useful. A prayer is always useful. 1023 01:28:57,419 --> 01:29:00,123 Maybe they stole because they were hungry. - Yes. 1024 01:29:00,405 --> 01:29:03,452 I know. Of course, it's true, dear. They were hungry. 1025 01:29:03,999 --> 01:29:08,522 But he who is hungry steals bread and not my car which costs 8 million! 1026 01:29:08,552 --> 01:29:11,871 No, no! If you break it, you'll ruin everything! There are bottles! 1027 01:29:11,901 --> 01:29:15,301 Picnic stuff, things you'd bring to the sea, things… 1028 01:29:15,331 --> 01:29:16,621 To eat? 1029 01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:20,050 I was leaving for three days. - Do you have anything good? 1030 01:29:20,162 --> 01:29:23,031 Just out of curiosity. - A little bit of everything. 1031 01:29:23,772 --> 01:29:25,266 Look. - Oh, my goodness! 1032 01:29:25,296 --> 01:29:30,387 Hunter's sausage, raw prosciutto, several French cheeses. 1033 01:29:31,018 --> 01:29:36,512 Wheat bread, canned food, salmon… - Smoked? Yes. 1034 01:29:36,542 --> 01:29:39,798 And in that white jar? - This one? Stuffed olives. 1035 01:29:39,828 --> 01:29:43,534 Black olives? Great. - Tuna, boiled eggs. 1036 01:29:43,564 --> 01:29:46,864 Water, French white wine… - Enough! 1037 01:29:47,141 --> 01:29:49,613 I could eat everything! - You eat? 1038 01:29:49,740 --> 01:29:52,745 I didn't bring these things for you. - No, eh? 1039 01:29:52,861 --> 01:29:56,710 No. Sooner or later, I'll be at the sea. This stuff is not to be touched! 1040 01:29:57,057 --> 01:30:01,195 Fill an empty glass. Empty a full glass. 1041 01:30:01,225 --> 01:30:04,623 Never leave it empty. Never leave it full. 1042 01:30:04,653 --> 01:30:05,916 Prosit! 1043 01:30:09,976 --> 01:30:13,113 Can you pass me a stuffed olive? 1044 01:30:13,819 --> 01:30:17,582 You like it? - It's to die for. I'm a glutton, aren't you? 1045 01:30:17,612 --> 01:30:19,548 Me too. - Want more? 1046 01:30:21,364 --> 01:30:24,632 Good! - A real delicacy. 1047 01:30:29,980 --> 01:30:32,546 You know it's almost better here than at the sea? 1048 01:30:32,670 --> 01:30:36,707 Thank you, Donatella. I like it because… 1049 01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:39,508 it makes me feel less guilty. 1050 01:30:39,774 --> 01:30:42,632 Sorry. - Why? Leave your leg there. 1051 01:30:42,891 --> 01:30:46,403 You look relaxed like that. So radiant, so beautiful! 1052 01:30:50,707 --> 01:30:54,196 Is that from your apartment? - That idiot! 1053 01:30:54,226 --> 01:30:58,315 He'll keep calling and never think to come by and see why I'm not answering. 1054 01:30:58,345 --> 01:31:00,827 That's the youth of today: lazy. 1055 01:31:02,003 --> 01:31:05,730 They have no imagination and they let slip the best opportunities. 1056 01:31:05,792 --> 01:31:07,983 You're right. - Of course. 1057 01:31:08,092 --> 01:31:10,862 Yes, just like my boyfriend. - Yes? 1058 01:31:10,952 --> 01:31:14,262 He never knows what to do. He stands there paralyzed. 1059 01:31:14,522 --> 01:31:17,983 If it were up to him, we would… never fuck. 1060 01:31:20,789 --> 01:31:22,591 Oh, Donatella! 1061 01:31:23,299 --> 01:31:27,989 Oh, Donatella, how funny you are with your irreverence! 1062 01:31:30,906 --> 01:31:32,381 That's why… 1063 01:31:33,099 --> 01:31:36,416 girls your age prefer mature men. 1064 01:31:38,909 --> 01:31:40,004 No? 1065 01:31:41,552 --> 01:31:44,430 Yes. Yes, mature men. 1066 01:31:45,971 --> 01:31:47,751 For some things. 1067 01:32:16,726 --> 01:32:19,800 What do you think, dear, of mature men? 1068 01:32:19,830 --> 01:32:23,024 Is my rhythm good? - Yes, very good. 1069 01:32:23,054 --> 01:32:24,772 Where did you learn to dance? 1070 01:32:24,802 --> 01:32:30,664 Sometimes, for some holidays, I organize parties where all the kids dance. 1071 01:33:07,364 --> 01:33:09,630 How nice! 1072 01:33:26,791 --> 01:33:29,068 That's him, huh? - Yes. 1073 01:33:31,535 --> 01:33:33,584 When did you meet him? 1074 01:33:36,702 --> 01:33:40,543 We met yesterday at my friend's house. - Yes? 1075 01:33:40,708 --> 01:33:42,929 We all danced and were happy. 1076 01:33:43,101 --> 01:33:46,349 But he was… - What was he doing? 1077 01:33:47,029 --> 01:33:48,984 Why do you make me talk? 1078 01:33:50,589 --> 01:33:53,182 First of all, because I'm a priest. 1079 01:33:53,776 --> 01:33:56,102 And then, because it's good for you to talk. 1080 01:33:56,244 --> 01:33:58,986 Go on. What was he doing? 1081 01:34:01,500 --> 01:34:04,227 He was sad, poor thing. - Yes? 1082 01:34:04,465 --> 01:34:07,067 His mother died almost a month ago. 1083 01:34:09,535 --> 01:34:12,938 And you comforted him? - Yes. 1084 01:34:14,431 --> 01:34:18,421 He read me a poem, he wrote for his dead mother. 1085 01:34:19,129 --> 01:34:22,543 It's beautiful, all that. Romantic, poetic. 1086 01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:28,029 How old is the boy? - Two years younger than me. 1087 01:34:29,578 --> 01:34:31,948 He's also rather shy. - Yes? 1088 01:34:32,165 --> 01:34:35,151 Then I asked him, "Wanna dance?" 1089 01:34:35,531 --> 01:34:37,982 You asked him? - Yes. 1090 01:34:40,855 --> 01:34:45,783 So we went to the terrace. - Yes. 1091 01:34:46,041 --> 01:34:51,301 And we danced. Very close together. In the dark. 1092 01:34:51,580 --> 01:34:55,228 And I could feel that he desired me. 1093 01:34:57,019 --> 01:34:58,553 And how did you know? 1094 01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:03,781 Didn't I say we danced close together? - Yes. - I'm no child. 1095 01:35:05,553 --> 01:35:07,774 OK. That's enough. I get it. 1096 01:35:07,804 --> 01:35:11,327 No! I gotta tell you right now. - Yes? - And I won't do it again. 1097 01:35:11,485 --> 01:35:15,537 Good. Tell me then. - At one point while dancing… 1098 01:35:15,567 --> 01:35:18,067 Yes? - I whispered in his ear… - What? 1099 01:35:18,503 --> 01:35:23,667 "Listen, boy, I like you and I can tell I don't gross you out." 1100 01:35:23,949 --> 01:35:26,508 "Why beat around the bush?" - Yeah. 1101 01:35:26,538 --> 01:35:29,556 Now women take the initiative and not the men? - Certainly. 1102 01:35:29,679 --> 01:35:33,176 Good! And then? - I said, "Seeing that you like me…" 1103 01:35:33,407 --> 01:35:35,668 "I'll make love to you." 1104 01:35:36,229 --> 01:35:38,822 And what did he say? - "No." 1105 01:35:39,264 --> 01:35:41,846 Because he came with his sister. - What the fuck? 1106 01:35:42,098 --> 01:35:46,261 Sorry, I meant… Did it end like that? - No. 1107 01:35:47,051 --> 01:35:50,549 And then? - We were sitting in a corner. 1108 01:35:50,883 --> 01:35:52,350 We kissed. 1109 01:35:53,081 --> 01:35:57,321 But there we couldn't consummate it because there were people in the room. 1110 01:35:57,351 --> 01:35:59,389 Right. Of course. And then? 1111 01:36:00,966 --> 01:36:05,584 I realized that he was out of his mind with desire for me. - Yes? 1112 01:36:07,678 --> 01:36:14,307 And then? - I felt for him a strange feeling of tenderness. - Yes? 1113 01:36:15,530 --> 01:36:19,102 I did something which I've never done before. - Yes? 1114 01:36:20,655 --> 01:36:21,907 Go on. 1115 01:36:25,731 --> 01:36:30,026 Eh! If you don't explain clearly… - I don't know if I can tell everything. 1116 01:36:31,013 --> 01:36:33,383 A priest is never shocked. 1117 01:36:34,045 --> 01:36:36,952 Even if you told me that you assassinated him. 1118 01:36:37,190 --> 01:36:41,345 Go on. What did you do that boy? Go on. Tell me. 1119 01:36:41,580 --> 01:36:44,551 Tell me. Tell me all! 1120 01:36:45,052 --> 01:36:49,159 I unzipped his pants and took it out. - Yes? 1121 01:36:51,046 --> 01:36:53,471 With your hands? - No! 1122 01:36:55,330 --> 01:36:59,989 With what? - With the mouth. 1123 01:37:10,012 --> 01:37:13,305 Then every guy who loses his mom, that's how you console him? 1124 01:37:38,932 --> 01:37:41,627 What nice red socks, you have, Monsignor. 1125 01:37:41,947 --> 01:37:44,627 Who gave them to you? - A woman. 1126 01:37:45,132 --> 01:37:47,784 The only woman in my life. 1127 01:37:48,865 --> 01:37:51,427 A friend? - No. 1128 01:37:52,321 --> 01:37:55,743 My mother, whom I loved so much. 1129 01:37:56,296 --> 01:37:59,550 Why do you say "loved"? Don't you love her anymore? 1130 01:37:59,889 --> 01:38:02,860 Unfortunately, she died. - Oh! When? 1131 01:38:03,122 --> 01:38:07,551 Almost a month ago. - Just like him. Poor thing. 1132 01:38:07,823 --> 01:38:13,901 She's all I had in the world. She left an immense void. 1133 01:38:16,151 --> 01:38:18,709 Are you crying for my tragedy? 1134 01:38:20,481 --> 01:38:24,785 I should be at sea with my boy. - The boy. 1135 01:38:26,174 --> 01:38:30,061 But he doesn't cry anymore, because you comforted him. 1136 01:38:32,135 --> 01:38:36,649 Would you do it again? - I told you it was my first time, no? 1137 01:38:36,679 --> 01:38:39,625 I know, forget about it. Everything has a beginning. 1138 01:38:40,108 --> 01:38:44,027 I want to be at sea under a tent, under the moon. 1139 01:38:44,772 --> 01:38:47,711 Wait, dear. It might happen. 1140 01:38:47,848 --> 01:38:51,229 How? With a miracle? - Right. With a miracle. 1141 01:38:51,820 --> 01:38:55,423 Now concentrate and give me your hand. Like this. 1142 01:38:56,032 --> 01:39:00,351 Try to close your eyes and let your imagination go to work. 1143 01:39:01,568 --> 01:39:02,861 Like this. 1144 01:39:03,599 --> 01:39:06,423 You find yourself on a white beach. 1145 01:39:06,781 --> 01:39:08,671 On the seashore. 1146 01:39:09,687 --> 01:39:11,948 Yes. - The night is sweet. 1147 01:39:13,100 --> 01:39:14,990 The moon is shining. 1148 01:39:16,255 --> 01:39:19,100 Smell the scent of seaweed. 1149 01:39:19,645 --> 01:39:21,476 The murmur of the sea. 1150 01:39:29,822 --> 01:39:33,622 You sleep soundly and you're dreaming. 1151 01:39:34,833 --> 01:39:40,430 You feel around your cheeks the caress of a kiss. 1152 01:39:41,076 --> 01:39:43,165 Who is it? - Guess, dear! 1153 01:39:43,346 --> 01:39:48,865 It's your boy. It's not me, it's your boy who is kissing you. Sleep, dear. 1154 01:39:49,272 --> 01:39:55,264 I can't. I need a sleeping pill. - No, dear. Try counting sheep. 1155 01:39:55,758 --> 01:39:58,580 What sheep? - Yes, you're a shepherdess. 1156 01:39:58,763 --> 01:40:01,466 And you have a flock of 1000s of sheep. 1157 01:40:01,496 --> 01:40:04,385 And they must pass a narrow bridge. 1158 01:40:04,748 --> 01:40:07,500 Now, count one by one. 1159 01:40:08,454 --> 01:40:13,382 The first sheep passes and you count. Close your eyes, dear. 1160 01:40:14,406 --> 01:40:19,302 1, 2... Count, my dear. 1161 01:40:19,500 --> 01:40:25,429 3, 4, 5… - Count, dear. 1162 01:40:26,344 --> 01:40:29,032 6, 7… 1163 01:40:39,368 --> 01:40:42,664 31, 32, 3… 1164 01:40:43,142 --> 01:40:45,043 Is anyone in the elevator? 1165 01:40:45,073 --> 01:40:48,781 It's me, Donatella, the one who lives in the garret! 1166 01:40:48,949 --> 01:40:53,191 We've been trapped for a long time! Call someone, the firemen! 1167 01:40:53,221 --> 01:40:54,474 Oh, heavens! 1168 01:40:54,570 --> 01:40:58,849 I'll see, I'll get someone! It won't be easy in the August holiday! 1169 01:40:58,879 --> 01:41:02,298 I beg you, Ma'am, for heaven's sake, be quick! 1170 01:41:02,328 --> 01:41:05,027 Stay calm, they'll get you out somehow! 1171 01:41:07,962 --> 01:41:12,431 This is your miracle, Monsignor! - Miracle? A damn jinx, you mean! 1172 01:41:12,461 --> 01:41:15,982 Why? - Why? She interrupted our dream which was going so well. 1173 01:41:16,012 --> 01:41:18,704 She's a smart woman, she'll get us out. 1174 01:41:18,734 --> 01:41:22,268 But how? What can she do? It's August holiday! It's a ghost town! 1175 01:41:22,298 --> 01:41:24,861 She'll find someone. She always does. 1176 01:41:25,004 --> 01:41:28,157 Just think, the day of her husband's funeral two years ago, 1177 01:41:28,187 --> 01:41:30,904 she found a man, brought him home and slept with him. 1178 01:41:31,030 --> 01:41:33,650 She lives below me. I hear everything. 1179 01:41:33,680 --> 01:41:37,109 What? You spy on people? - Spy? No, this was a special case. 1180 01:41:37,139 --> 01:41:39,708 An incredible story. I'll tell you about it. - Go on. 1181 01:41:39,738 --> 01:41:42,631 On the night of the funeral, I was in the bathroom. 1182 01:41:43,053 --> 01:41:45,126 I was shampooing my head. 1183 01:41:45,156 --> 01:41:48,265 To wash it, I went underwater. - Yes? 1184 01:41:48,295 --> 01:41:52,687 And so, immersed, I heard everything. You could hear all from downstairs. 1185 01:41:52,717 --> 01:41:55,745 Underwater, you heard everything? - Yes, noises, voices! 1186 01:41:55,832 --> 01:41:58,193 The sound was dilated but I heard everything. 1187 01:41:58,223 --> 01:42:02,588 What a strange phenomenon. What did you hear? - So, at one point, 1188 01:42:02,618 --> 01:42:05,603 I heard her crying, and he was consoling her. 1189 01:42:05,633 --> 01:42:08,376 She was crying and he was consoling her. 1190 01:42:08,406 --> 01:42:13,661 Then, all of a sudden, shhh, a great silence. 1191 01:42:13,911 --> 01:42:17,269 A great silence? They were asleep? - Right, they were asleep! 1192 01:42:17,299 --> 01:42:21,625 After a while the bed started going cri-cri, cri-cri, cri-cri. - A cricket? 1193 01:42:21,883 --> 01:42:25,722 A cricket? It was the bed moving! - Thee bed moving? 1194 01:42:25,752 --> 01:42:30,107 And why was the bed moving? - You want me to tell you, Monsignor? 1195 01:42:30,137 --> 01:42:34,391 It moves because someone moves it. Got it? - I get it! They were exercising! 1196 01:42:34,421 --> 01:42:38,009 Yes, when a widow come back from a funeral, she exercises! 1197 01:42:38,039 --> 01:42:40,470 They were fucking. - Donatella! 1198 01:42:51,133 --> 01:42:55,704 While the bed was moving, what did the widow say? 1199 01:42:56,751 --> 01:42:59,841 Ah, she was panting! Moaning! 1200 01:43:00,121 --> 01:43:04,752 What did she say? - "I said no… No! What are you doing?" 1201 01:43:04,782 --> 01:43:11,151 "Ah! No! What are you doing? What are you doing? No! What are you doing?" 1202 01:43:11,181 --> 01:43:13,427 What are you doing, Monsignor? - Nothing. 1203 01:43:13,457 --> 01:43:16,682 Mamma mia, I felt that! - Of course. Let me do it. 1204 01:43:16,712 --> 01:43:19,158 But you can't! - I can, I can. 1205 01:43:19,763 --> 01:43:21,914 Here, like this. - Like what? 1206 01:43:21,944 --> 01:43:24,239 Lift your leg. - Which one? - Go on. 1207 01:43:24,269 --> 01:43:26,799 Stretch out your body. - Fine, fine, fine! 1208 01:43:26,829 --> 01:43:30,461 Come on! - Like this? - Yes. - How? - Like that. 1209 01:43:30,603 --> 01:43:34,562 But… why? - Relax now. 1210 01:43:34,592 --> 01:43:39,383 I'm relaxed but what's going on? - Good, like that. - No, no, no… 1211 01:43:39,670 --> 01:43:41,471 Is it OK? 1212 01:43:41,501 --> 01:43:44,072 Is it OK? - I don't know. - Is that better? 1213 01:43:44,102 --> 01:43:46,403 I don't understand! - You like that? 1214 01:43:56,155 --> 01:44:00,982 My God! I'm trembling all over! 1215 01:44:01,491 --> 01:44:06,821 But what happened? - Nothing. Nothing happened. 1216 01:44:07,093 --> 01:44:09,229 Nothing? - No. - How? 1217 01:44:09,735 --> 01:44:14,225 He says,"Lift your leg, do this, do that." I was a fool! 1218 01:44:15,056 --> 01:44:18,430 But one doesn't act so treacherously! Do you understand? 1219 01:44:18,911 --> 01:44:20,944 You could've asked, no? 1220 01:44:21,651 --> 01:44:24,142 Drink some water, it'll do you good, Miss. 1221 01:44:25,491 --> 01:44:27,994 After what happened, you're being formal? 1222 01:44:28,024 --> 01:44:30,951 That's absurd. - I don't think it's absurd. 1223 01:44:31,056 --> 01:44:33,591 Quite the contrary. If you reflect well, 1224 01:44:33,621 --> 01:44:36,221 nothing happened that I should drop formalities. 1225 01:44:37,291 --> 01:44:39,071 What? I don't understand. 1226 01:44:40,682 --> 01:44:42,345 You see, Miss, 1227 01:44:42,851 --> 01:44:45,547 if a man and a woman like us, for example, 1228 01:44:45,577 --> 01:44:48,067 are trapped in an elevator… 1229 01:44:49,046 --> 01:44:53,271 … at the same time, they are also deprived of their free will. 1230 01:44:53,806 --> 01:44:58,071 Which means? - They can't make free decisions over their actions. 1231 01:44:58,863 --> 01:45:02,110 Which are? - Let's put the case that a man 1232 01:45:02,140 --> 01:45:04,469 feeling threatened by the call of the senses, 1233 01:45:04,499 --> 01:45:09,184 can he use, like in our case, his free will to get out of the elevator? 1234 01:45:09,632 --> 01:45:12,908 No. - And the lady? - No. 1235 01:45:13,061 --> 01:45:17,066 Well then, what significance, Miss, can an act have which happened 1236 01:45:17,096 --> 01:45:20,309 against the will of those concerned? - Oh, I see. 1237 01:45:20,644 --> 01:45:24,507 It's as if it didn't even happen. - Not "as if." 1238 01:45:25,165 --> 01:45:29,021 You should be convinced that it didn't happen at all. 1239 01:45:30,551 --> 01:45:32,311 It didn't happen? - No! 1240 01:45:32,506 --> 01:45:34,126 Now, my dear girl, 1241 01:45:34,261 --> 01:45:38,141 let's continue being on formal terms. Since no sin happened, 1242 01:45:38,549 --> 01:45:40,748 I absolve you from any penance. 1243 01:45:41,010 --> 01:45:45,406 This is my address: 15 Via Buonarroti, block B, number 8. 1244 01:45:45,436 --> 01:45:47,344 And there's my number. See? 1245 01:45:47,762 --> 01:45:50,387 Then I can come visit you, eh? 1246 01:45:51,876 --> 01:45:53,790 No. On the contrary. 1247 01:45:54,823 --> 01:45:56,107 You see, Miss, 1248 01:45:56,524 --> 01:45:59,200 I gave you my card… 1249 01:45:59,632 --> 01:46:01,588 … just to test you. 1250 01:46:01,713 --> 01:46:04,307 When you leave this elevator, 1251 01:46:04,655 --> 01:46:08,991 you will regain your free will and be mistress of your actions. 1252 01:46:09,108 --> 01:46:13,242 If you were to visit me at home, out of your own spontaneous will, 1253 01:46:13,369 --> 01:46:17,482 and I fell into temptation then and only then, 1254 01:46:17,512 --> 01:46:20,796 we can say it really happened and that we sinned. 1255 01:46:20,826 --> 01:46:22,723 I understand. - On the other hand, 1256 01:46:22,856 --> 01:46:28,061 if you resist, it'll be a victory of the spirit over the flesh, 1257 01:46:28,156 --> 01:46:32,305 and for me, an immense pleasure to have given you this lesson. 1258 01:46:32,592 --> 01:46:35,815 12 Via Buonarroti, block B, number 8. 1259 01:46:36,222 --> 01:46:39,430 If my sister answers the phone, you say, 1260 01:46:39,843 --> 01:46:43,192 "I'll leave you my name and the Monsignor will call me back. OK?" 1261 01:46:43,222 --> 01:46:45,025 Elevator? - Yes! Who is it? 1262 01:46:45,161 --> 01:46:49,231 The doorman next door! Mrs. Adami called me! 1263 01:46:49,261 --> 01:46:51,224 Thank you, dear! Is it fixed? 1264 01:46:51,312 --> 01:46:54,146 The elevator is working! Push the button! 1265 01:46:54,176 --> 01:46:56,836 Good! We'll go up to your place then I'll come down. 1266 01:46:57,008 --> 01:46:58,461 What are you doing, Miss? 1267 01:46:58,837 --> 01:47:02,029 Why don't you get dressed? You coming out naked? That's indecent. 1268 01:47:17,419 --> 01:47:20,438 Goodbye, Monsignor. - Goodbye, Miss Donatella. 1269 01:47:20,633 --> 01:47:23,011 12 Via Buonarroti, block B, number 8. - OK. 1270 01:47:23,041 --> 01:47:25,621 Telephone: 68-36-14. 1271 01:47:59,015 --> 01:48:00,347 What do you want? 1272 01:48:01,744 --> 01:48:05,757 And you couldn't come and see why I wasn't answering? 1273 01:48:05,992 --> 01:48:07,466 I was here. 1274 01:48:07,705 --> 01:48:11,268 But I couldn't answer because I was trapped in the elevator! 1275 01:48:11,441 --> 01:48:12,959 With a Monsignor. 1276 01:48:13,101 --> 01:48:15,064 Why are you laughing, idiot? 1277 01:48:15,352 --> 01:48:20,301 It was a very important experience. I've never spoke to a modern priest before. 1278 01:48:21,599 --> 01:48:24,592 In a certain sense, nothing happened. 1279 01:48:25,094 --> 01:48:27,507 In another sense, everything happened. 1280 01:48:27,902 --> 01:48:31,860 No, don't come! Tonight, I've decided to end it. 1281 01:48:33,191 --> 01:48:35,627 I'm going to use my free will. 1282 01:48:37,140 --> 01:48:41,466 I'm not trapped in the elevator, so I can meet up with you. 1283 01:48:41,496 --> 01:48:43,191 So, I won't come. 1284 01:48:43,862 --> 01:48:45,101 Bye. 1285 01:48:57,977 --> 01:49:01,998 Here, Monsignor. - Hush! Don't call me Monsignor! 1286 01:49:02,028 --> 01:49:04,308 Why? - She hears everything! 1287 01:49:04,792 --> 01:49:07,300 Miss Donatella, who lives upstairs. 1288 01:49:07,330 --> 01:49:09,570 She listens to everything that happens here. 1289 01:49:09,600 --> 01:49:12,101 She goes to the bathroom, puts her head under water 1290 01:49:12,131 --> 01:49:14,264 and she hears dilated all the noises. 1291 01:49:14,366 --> 01:49:18,426 She hears the squeaking of the bed. - No! - No? Time to change the bed! 1292 01:49:18,950 --> 01:49:23,026 Tell me one thing, with her in the elevator, what happened? 1293 01:49:24,889 --> 01:49:28,057 Nothing. 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