Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,503
I'm counting this as a walk,
by the way.
2
00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:04,940
We walked from the car
to this bench.
3
00:00:04,941 --> 00:00:06,309
Let's not be heroes.
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
4
00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:08,648
[GASPS]
Oh! Andrea's going live.
5
00:00:08,649 --> 00:00:10,417
She's trying to be
a beauty influencer.
6
00:00:10,418 --> 00:00:12,922
Hi, everyone!
It's your girl Andrea here.
7
00:00:12,923 --> 00:00:17,165
It's, like, super important to
start your skin care young.
8
00:00:17,933 --> 00:00:19,301
This is my mother.
9
00:00:19,302 --> 00:00:20,337
What's happening here?
10
00:00:20,338 --> 00:00:21,674
See how she did not start
11
00:00:21,675 --> 00:00:23,911
her skincare at my age?
12
00:00:23,912 --> 00:00:24,714
Sad.
13
00:00:24,715 --> 00:00:26,449
Is that your
driver's license photo?
14
00:00:26,450 --> 00:00:28,119
Ooh.
DMV lighting's brutal.
15
00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,488
I did not approve this!
16
00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:31,059
Today, I'm giving away
a free jade roller
17
00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:35,033
to the first person who can
guess my mom's actual age.
18
00:00:35,034 --> 00:00:37,438
Let's see what we've got here.
19
00:00:37,439 --> 00:00:39,475
[MESSAGE CHIMES]
Oh, 58! Nope.
20
00:00:39,476 --> 00:00:41,847
[MESSAGE CHIMES]
51. Closer.
21
00:00:41,848 --> 00:00:43,383
Unh-unh! Very far!
Oh! 39!
22
00:00:43,384 --> 00:00:44,853
Mm, enough! We're-- We're done.
We're not watching this.
23
00:00:44,854 --> 00:00:46,456
Oh, we have a winner!
Turn it off. Turn it off.
24
00:00:46,457 --> 00:00:48,226
[MESSAGE CHIMES]
Ah! I won!
25
00:00:48,227 --> 00:00:50,798
[LAUGHS]
I won the jade roller.
26
00:00:50,799 --> 00:00:52,034
Can you deliver it to me?
27
00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:53,470
Deliver it somewhere.
28
00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:55,631
I'll tell you where I'm gonna
deliver that jade roller.
29
00:00:56,443 --> 00:00:59,816
[♪♪♪]
30
00:00:59,817 --> 00:01:00,985
♪ Hey! ♪
31
00:01:00,986 --> 00:01:02,354
[♪♪♪]
32
00:01:02,355 --> 00:01:05,260
JODIE: It is Dylan McKay Day.
33
00:01:05,261 --> 00:01:06,396
Can you guys
be at my house by 1:00?
34
00:01:06,397 --> 00:01:08,266
Aw, shoot.
I have the kids.
35
00:01:08,267 --> 00:01:10,003
Ask Gloria to stay.
Are you insane?
36
00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:12,474
I can't tell Gloria I want to
take time away from the kids
37
00:01:12,475 --> 00:01:13,744
to go lay in bed, stuff my face,
38
00:01:13,745 --> 00:01:15,681
and watch a "90210" marathon
with my friends.
39
00:01:15,682 --> 00:01:18,253
Gloria needs to understand
that this is the anniversary
40
00:01:18,254 --> 00:01:19,990
when Dylan picks Kelly
over Brenda.
41
00:01:19,991 --> 00:01:21,559
Bad mistake.
The obvious choice.
42
00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:22,529
Obvious.
43
00:01:22,530 --> 00:01:24,098
That was the biggest fight
we ever had.
44
00:01:24,099 --> 00:01:25,434
My thumb still does not bend
45
00:01:25,435 --> 00:01:27,371
from when Coleen winged
that Magic 8-Ball at me.
46
00:01:27,372 --> 00:01:28,506
Well, you wouldn't stop gloating
47
00:01:28,507 --> 00:01:31,379
after Dylan chose
that blonde whore.
48
00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:34,085
But we moved past it,
it made us stronger,
49
00:01:34,086 --> 00:01:35,387
and Coleen would be so mad
50
00:01:35,388 --> 00:01:36,790
if we stopped doing this
just because she's gone.
51
00:01:36,791 --> 00:01:38,661
Alright, well, I'll be late
'cause I have to work.
52
00:01:38,662 --> 00:01:41,132
Can't a 14-year-old
cover your shift?
53
00:01:41,133 --> 00:01:42,434
Very funny.
54
00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,338
They don't get off school till 3:00.
Mm.
55
00:01:44,339 --> 00:01:46,175
And Tanzy's working.
I want to see her.
56
00:01:46,176 --> 00:01:47,679
What's a Tanzy?
57
00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,515
It's just a girl I like at work.
58
00:01:49,516 --> 00:01:52,087
She's, uh--
She's hot, and she reads.
59
00:01:52,088 --> 00:01:53,356
I think.
Wait.
60
00:01:53,357 --> 00:01:55,160
You like someone?
This is huge!
61
00:01:55,161 --> 00:01:56,797
No, it's... not.
Tanzy.
62
00:01:56,798 --> 00:01:58,399
What, did her parents
own a carnival?
63
00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,970
Oh, I'm sorry
we can't all be Amys.
64
00:01:59,971 --> 00:02:02,407
Okay, so Sarah will be late,
just like in her doctor days.
65
00:02:02,408 --> 00:02:03,576
You have to make this work.
66
00:02:03,577 --> 00:02:04,713
Don't you think I want a break?
67
00:02:04,714 --> 00:02:06,048
Who knew it would be difficult
68
00:02:06,049 --> 00:02:07,584
being a mother
and a working woman?
69
00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:08,754
Everyone.
70
00:02:08,755 --> 00:02:11,626
There are literally
shelves of books about this.
71
00:02:11,627 --> 00:02:13,563
Blogs, too. Podcasts.
Mm.
72
00:02:13,564 --> 00:02:16,637
I love D-Day, but again,
the childcare thing.
73
00:02:16,638 --> 00:02:19,208
Okay, why is there not
a Tinder for babysitters?
74
00:02:19,209 --> 00:02:20,544
You are not my table!
75
00:02:20,545 --> 00:02:22,916
I am so sorry. That was
a waitressing flashback.
76
00:02:22,917 --> 00:02:24,151
But why would you touch me?
77
00:02:24,152 --> 00:02:25,520
I'm sorry to eavesdrop,
78
00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:27,024
but I can babysit your kids
today if you want.
79
00:02:27,025 --> 00:02:27,960
Oh, that is very sweet,
80
00:02:28,027 --> 00:02:30,330
but I can't have
a stranger watch my children.
81
00:02:30,331 --> 00:02:31,599
Can I? No.
82
00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,971
No, no, no. I can't.
I-I can't.
83
00:02:33,972 --> 00:02:35,775
Can I?
I'm not a stranger.
84
00:02:35,776 --> 00:02:38,513
We live on the same street.
I'm Emily.
85
00:02:38,514 --> 00:02:40,050
Really? What house?
86
00:02:40,051 --> 00:02:41,419
Uh, the red house.
87
00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:42,588
You sideswiped our mailbox.
88
00:02:42,589 --> 00:02:44,124
Yeah, that doesn't
narrow it down.
89
00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:47,364
But, hey, if you're a neighbor,
then if something goes wrong,
90
00:02:47,365 --> 00:02:49,703
I know where you...
might live.
91
00:02:49,704 --> 00:02:52,174
So I'm in. I'm in!
So now you need to make this happen.
92
00:02:52,175 --> 00:02:53,978
Guys, look.
93
00:02:53,979 --> 00:02:56,349
This is what Tanzy looks like.
94
00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,952
Oh, my God. Wow.
95
00:02:57,953 --> 00:02:59,689
Why is she working at Fields?
96
00:02:59,690 --> 00:03:00,791
Thank you.
97
00:03:00,792 --> 00:03:02,094
No, that's not--
98
00:03:02,095 --> 00:03:04,465
That's what I meant.
That is what I mean.
99
00:03:04,466 --> 00:03:05,500
Excuse me.
What time--
100
00:03:05,501 --> 00:03:06,670
You are not my table!
101
00:03:06,671 --> 00:03:08,373
Oh. Oh, be at my house
at 1:00.
102
00:03:08,374 --> 00:03:10,610
GLORIA: Ooh, I'll be back tomorrow!
103
00:03:10,611 --> 00:03:12,649
Don't you worry.
We're gonna have a good time!
104
00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:13,918
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
105
00:03:13,919 --> 00:03:15,420
Oh, I need-- I need my bag.
Oh, right, yeah.
106
00:03:15,421 --> 00:03:16,489
Oh.
There we go.
107
00:03:16,490 --> 00:03:19,095
Off we go!
Okay, love you.
108
00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:25,473
Guys, good news!
109
00:03:25,474 --> 00:03:27,879
Someone younger
and more energetic than Mommy
110
00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,617
is gonna come over and
spend the afternoon with you.
111
00:03:30,618 --> 00:03:32,387
Someone who
likes to stand up more.
112
00:03:32,388 --> 00:03:33,691
Yay!
Right?
113
00:03:33,692 --> 00:03:35,360
But here's-- here's--
here's the thing.
114
00:03:35,361 --> 00:03:36,930
We can't tell anyone about this.
115
00:03:36,931 --> 00:03:40,203
It's our little secret--
especially not Gloria.
116
00:03:40,204 --> 00:03:41,505
Why not?
117
00:03:41,506 --> 00:03:43,744
'Cause no one
likes a narc, Luke.
118
00:03:43,745 --> 00:03:45,748
Also, I'll buy you a Blow Pop.
119
00:03:45,749 --> 00:03:47,852
Gloria doesn't like us
to have candy.
120
00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:49,622
Well, then we won't
tell her this, either.
121
00:03:49,623 --> 00:03:52,127
Hmm? Two secrets.
Big day.
122
00:03:52,128 --> 00:03:54,265
Okay?
That's it.
123
00:03:54,266 --> 00:03:56,336
Alright.
Great work.
124
00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,506
That was--
We gotta work on that.
125
00:03:58,507 --> 00:03:59,910
We gotta work on that.
126
00:03:59,911 --> 00:04:02,917
♪ Falling down
right into pieces ♪
127
00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,520
Oh, hey, Tanzy.
128
00:04:05,521 --> 00:04:07,190
I didn't know you were working today.
129
00:04:07,191 --> 00:04:08,294
[SIGHS]
Me either.
130
00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,365
I did molly last night,
and I thought it was December.
131
00:04:11,366 --> 00:04:12,534
Huddy had to call me in.
132
00:04:12,535 --> 00:04:14,505
[CHUCKLES]
I mean, who doesn't want
133
00:04:14,506 --> 00:04:17,244
a serotonin and dopamine
dump, right?
134
00:04:17,245 --> 00:04:19,148
Dump? Ew.
135
00:04:19,149 --> 00:04:20,517
No, no.
It's-- It's like a dump
136
00:04:20,518 --> 00:04:22,254
in-- in your brain,
not like an actual...
137
00:04:22,255 --> 00:04:23,657
Okay.
138
00:04:23,658 --> 00:04:26,562
Where you-- I mean, 'cause
you're affected in your brain.
139
00:04:26,563 --> 00:04:28,533
It's not gonna work.
You and Tanzy? No.
140
00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:30,337
Ta-- Tanzy? What?
No.
141
00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:32,007
[SCOFFS]
142
00:04:32,008 --> 00:04:32,910
Why not?
143
00:04:32,911 --> 00:04:34,478
Well, she's into dating
younger people,
144
00:04:34,479 --> 00:04:37,150
like early-20s young,
and you're--
145
00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,488
Tread lightly, Huddy.
146
00:04:39,489 --> 00:04:41,760
You're a geriatric millennial.
147
00:04:41,761 --> 00:04:43,029
A what?!
148
00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:44,331
What does that even mean?
149
00:04:44,332 --> 00:04:45,968
It's a polite way for saying
"old millennial."
150
00:04:45,969 --> 00:04:47,170
[GASPS]
Like you.
151
00:04:47,171 --> 00:04:49,041
Mm.
152
00:04:49,042 --> 00:04:50,912
[LAUGHS]
153
00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:53,116
You know what?
I don't need this today.
154
00:04:53,117 --> 00:04:55,587
I had a prior engagement,
and I came to work instead
155
00:04:55,588 --> 00:04:57,257
because I am responsible.
156
00:04:57,258 --> 00:04:59,461
Which also makes you a geriatric
millennial, so, I mean-- Stop it!
157
00:04:59,462 --> 00:05:00,865
Stop saying "geriatric"!
Stop it!
158
00:05:00,866 --> 00:05:02,735
Stop saying "geriatric"! Stop it!
Okay. Alright.
159
00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:05,240
I may be old, in your opinion,
but I'm gonna blow off my shift
160
00:05:05,241 --> 00:05:06,945
just like a Gen Z would.
161
00:05:07,646 --> 00:05:10,483
Alright, I'll hit you up
on your pager, doctor!
162
00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:11,820
[CHUCKLES]
163
00:05:11,821 --> 00:05:13,289
Oh, Huddy.
164
00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:15,796
[TYPING]
165
00:05:22,075 --> 00:05:29,154
[♪♪♪]
166
00:05:29,155 --> 00:05:30,490
Oh, God.
What's with the robe?
167
00:05:30,491 --> 00:05:32,227
Are you sick?
No, I'm comfy.
168
00:05:32,228 --> 00:05:34,031
Just trying to let loose
for D-Day.
169
00:05:34,032 --> 00:05:35,166
Oh.
Here. Let loose.
170
00:05:35,167 --> 00:05:37,337
Alright, but only
'cause I'm a little chilly.
171
00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:38,741
Oh, my God.
172
00:05:38,742 --> 00:05:42,147
I had the hardest time
getting Gloria out of the house.
173
00:05:42,148 --> 00:05:44,184
Emily had to circle around
the block on her bike
174
00:05:44,185 --> 00:05:45,755
three times before it was clear.
175
00:05:45,756 --> 00:05:47,659
Wait. Shoes off the bed, please.
Oh, my God.
176
00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:49,696
Don't you think Luke is just
gonna tell Gloria anyway?
177
00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,667
No, I gave him candy
so he wouldn't tell anyone.
178
00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:52,769
It's our little secret.
179
00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:54,973
Amy, you can't do that
with kids.
180
00:05:54,974 --> 00:05:55,876
Why?
181
00:05:55,942 --> 00:05:58,279
'Cause of the whole
child-molestation thing.
182
00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,716
What?
Yes.
183
00:05:59,717 --> 00:06:00,918
Lying has really changed.
184
00:06:00,919 --> 00:06:02,521
No, it's always been that way.
185
00:06:02,522 --> 00:06:03,991
[SIGHS]
Oh, good.
186
00:06:03,992 --> 00:06:06,028
Robes in the afternoon.
We are geriatric.
187
00:06:06,029 --> 00:06:07,999
No, Taylor Swift wears robes.
Come on.
188
00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:12,140
Jodie, you are not Taylor Swift,
but interesting comparison.
189
00:06:12,141 --> 00:06:12,910
Okay.
190
00:06:12,911 --> 00:06:17,050
Let's do our eating over here.
191
00:06:17,051 --> 00:06:17,786
What?
192
00:06:17,787 --> 00:06:19,021
Dan hates crumbs in the bed.
193
00:06:19,022 --> 00:06:20,658
He says it's like sleeping
on the beach,
194
00:06:20,659 --> 00:06:21,660
and he hates the beach.
195
00:06:21,661 --> 00:06:22,929
Oh, I bet that's mutual.
196
00:06:22,930 --> 00:06:25,668
Jodie, why do we have to
cross over here
197
00:06:25,669 --> 00:06:28,139
and-- and hunch over
Dan's man jewelry--
198
00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:30,577
Is that a pinky mood ring?
199
00:06:30,578 --> 00:06:32,114
[GASPS]
I can't even look at this.
200
00:06:32,115 --> 00:06:34,385
We'll get our steps in.
Get our steps in?
201
00:06:34,386 --> 00:06:36,322
We are not supposed to move
on D-Day.
202
00:06:36,323 --> 00:06:38,059
Coleen would be horrified.
Exactly.
203
00:06:38,060 --> 00:06:40,530
Remember when I had to drag you
to the bathroom at Col's house
204
00:06:40,531 --> 00:06:41,633
'cause your legs fell asleep?
205
00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:42,802
That's D-Day.
206
00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:45,373
I got a rug burn
on both shoulders.
207
00:06:45,374 --> 00:06:46,777
Coleen laughed so hard
208
00:06:46,778 --> 00:06:50,150
that that chocolate shake
came out her nose onto the bed.
209
00:06:50,151 --> 00:06:51,653
She didn't even clean it up.
210
00:06:51,654 --> 00:06:53,791
She just threw a pillow over it.
211
00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:54,626
So sweet.
212
00:06:54,627 --> 00:06:57,030
[SIGHS]
I miss her.
213
00:06:57,031 --> 00:06:58,599
Jodie.
Mm-hmm.
214
00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,669
Let loose.
215
00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,908
Vomit and sit in it.
216
00:07:03,711 --> 00:07:05,513
You guys, I can't let loose
in my bedroom.
217
00:07:05,514 --> 00:07:06,615
It's a no-fun zone.
218
00:07:06,616 --> 00:07:07,718
Oh, that's sad.
219
00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,856
How about we move D-Day
220
00:07:09,857 --> 00:07:13,730
somewhere we can be
real dirtbags, like Kelly?
221
00:07:13,731 --> 00:07:15,935
You get her name
out of your filthy mouth.
222
00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:21,179
Jodie, will you take that
ridiculous geriatric robe off?
223
00:07:22,181 --> 00:07:23,083
[SIGHS]
224
00:07:23,084 --> 00:07:26,089
Sarah, let's save
the shaming for Brenda.
225
00:07:30,197 --> 00:07:32,334
[♪♪♪]
226
00:07:32,335 --> 00:07:35,875
Oh, so Andrea has a better TV
and a better bed than you?
227
00:07:35,876 --> 00:07:37,678
Yes, I'm afraid of her.
You haven't read her tweets.
228
00:07:37,679 --> 00:07:38,814
We have. We have.
229
00:07:38,815 --> 00:07:40,016
I'm trying to buy
her love, okay?
230
00:07:40,017 --> 00:07:41,787
Okay, so, wait.
Why are we geriatric?
231
00:07:41,788 --> 00:07:43,623
That is a tomorrow problem.
232
00:07:43,624 --> 00:07:46,562
Today is all about "90210."
233
00:07:46,563 --> 00:07:47,564
[SIGHS]
234
00:07:47,565 --> 00:07:48,767
Unless you're really upset.
235
00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,640
Like, upset enough
to ruin our most fun day
236
00:07:51,641 --> 00:07:53,443
by talking about it.
237
00:07:53,444 --> 00:07:55,014
I'm good.
238
00:07:55,949 --> 00:07:58,988
["THEME FROM BEVERLY HILLS,
90210" PLAYS]
239
00:08:00,124 --> 00:08:01,392
I waited too long
240
00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:03,062
to start dating after my divorce.
[SIGHS] Okay.
241
00:08:03,063 --> 00:08:04,198
[MUSIC PAUSES]
242
00:08:04,199 --> 00:08:06,035
Maybe I should've done it
when I was married,
243
00:08:06,036 --> 00:08:07,037
like Diana did.
244
00:08:07,038 --> 00:08:07,973
Now I'm geriatric.
245
00:08:07,974 --> 00:08:09,374
Don't worry.
You'll get a second shot.
246
00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:11,045
I'm sure you'll be
divorced again.
247
00:08:11,046 --> 00:08:12,682
Ladies, we're supposed to save
the chatter for the commercials,
248
00:08:12,683 --> 00:08:14,051
like in the '90s.
249
00:08:14,052 --> 00:08:15,988
I used to turn heads.
Still do. Doesn't matter.
250
00:08:15,989 --> 00:08:17,692
Right now, we are watching
Dylan choose Kelly,
251
00:08:17,693 --> 00:08:19,762
the worst mistake he ever made.
252
00:08:19,763 --> 00:08:21,198
Could not be more wrong.
No.
253
00:08:21,199 --> 00:08:22,501
You are both stupid.
254
00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,503
But that's more like it.
255
00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:24,672
Everybody cozy?
Uh-huh.
256
00:08:24,673 --> 00:08:26,008
Come on, come on.
Okay, okay.
257
00:08:26,009 --> 00:08:27,244
I know you don't like
being touched, but...
258
00:08:27,245 --> 00:08:28,412
I don't. Not at all.
Okay.
259
00:08:28,413 --> 00:08:30,283
"90210" -- here we go!
260
00:08:30,284 --> 00:08:31,786
["THEME FROM BEVERLY HILLS,
90210" PLAYS]
261
00:08:31,787 --> 00:08:34,591
Ah!
[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
262
00:08:34,592 --> 00:08:35,861
Oh, God, it's Henry.
263
00:08:35,862 --> 00:08:37,164
He doesn't know I'm here.
Please turn that down.
264
00:08:37,165 --> 00:08:39,067
You're not here.
Uh, hey.
265
00:08:39,068 --> 00:08:40,603
[VOLUME INCREASES]
Oh, my God.
266
00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:42,808
[MOUTHING WORDS]
267
00:08:42,809 --> 00:08:44,311
HENRY: Not much.
What are you doing?
268
00:08:44,312 --> 00:08:47,117
Nothing. I'm just--
I'm with the kids at the moment.
269
00:08:47,118 --> 00:08:48,519
Really?
Yeah.
270
00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,123
Because I'm with the kids
271
00:08:50,124 --> 00:08:53,262
and the stranger
that's playing with the kids.
272
00:08:53,263 --> 00:08:56,670
W-- Uh, first of all,
Emily is not a stranger.
273
00:08:56,671 --> 00:08:57,672
No, she's a neighbor.
274
00:08:57,673 --> 00:08:58,941
She lives down the way, uh,
275
00:08:58,942 --> 00:09:00,711
at the house that
I sideswiped the mailbox.
276
00:09:00,712 --> 00:09:01,847
Doesn't narrow it down.
277
00:09:01,848 --> 00:09:03,049
Do not change the subject.
278
00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:05,019
Why are you home?
[GASPS]
279
00:09:05,020 --> 00:09:06,823
Are you having an affair
with Emily?
280
00:09:06,824 --> 00:09:09,027
I'm not having
an affair with Emily.
281
00:09:09,028 --> 00:09:10,330
What?
282
00:09:10,331 --> 00:09:11,498
I said not.
283
00:09:11,499 --> 00:09:12,969
I finished early and thought
I'd come surprise you,
284
00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,438
which, clearly, I have.
285
00:09:14,439 --> 00:09:15,440
Where are you?
286
00:09:15,441 --> 00:09:17,043
I... am at work.
287
00:09:17,044 --> 00:09:19,782
Yeah, there was a, uh, fire
in the oven on set,
288
00:09:19,783 --> 00:09:21,987
so the fire department,
whole thing.
289
00:09:21,988 --> 00:09:24,524
Why didn't you ask Gloria to stay?
290
00:09:24,525 --> 00:09:25,494
Oh, I'm fine.
291
00:09:25,495 --> 00:09:26,863
Thank you so much for asking.
292
00:09:26,864 --> 00:09:28,232
Just a little smoke inhalation.
293
00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:30,638
And Gloria's sick, by the way.
People get sick.
294
00:09:30,639 --> 00:09:32,307
So instead of bothering you,
295
00:09:32,308 --> 00:09:35,179
I managed to find a highly
skilled babysitter neighbor [CHEERING]
296
00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:37,417
to fill in at the last minute.
297
00:09:37,418 --> 00:09:38,387
So maybe-- maybe--
298
00:09:38,388 --> 00:09:41,358
stop interrogating me
and just say "thank you."
299
00:09:41,359 --> 00:09:43,563
Mm-hmm, okay.
Yeah, thank you.
300
00:09:43,564 --> 00:09:44,732
I accept your apology.
301
00:09:44,733 --> 00:09:46,602
Oh, by the way,
we probably shouldn't
302
00:09:46,603 --> 00:09:48,674
tell Gloria about Emily,
'cause she'll feel bad
303
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,410
she had to go home
and leave us in a bind.
304
00:09:50,411 --> 00:09:53,750
Uh, yeah, got it. I'll, uh--
I'll let you get back to work.
305
00:09:53,751 --> 00:09:55,019
Oh, how much should I pay her?
306
00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:56,923
Oh, my God, Henry, I can't
do everything for you.
307
00:09:56,924 --> 00:09:59,262
Just figure it out.
Love you.
308
00:09:59,897 --> 00:10:02,367
Oh, boy.
[CLEARS THROAT]
309
00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:03,403
Hi.
310
00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:07,143
I'm not sure what you negotiated
with their mother, but...
311
00:10:07,144 --> 00:10:10,017
would you accept a gift card
to Troy's Ribs?
312
00:10:10,618 --> 00:10:12,455
I think there's one
near Ronkonkoma.
313
00:10:13,891 --> 00:10:15,961
I'll just give you cash.
314
00:10:15,962 --> 00:10:22,808
[♪♪♪]
315
00:10:22,809 --> 00:10:24,879
Thanks.
Help with the mailbox.
316
00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,783
I am so good at lying.
317
00:10:26,784 --> 00:10:28,387
I almost scare myself.
318
00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:30,791
Why can't Henry know
you're here?
319
00:10:30,792 --> 00:10:32,093
Because he's so bad at lying
320
00:10:32,094 --> 00:10:34,197
that if he got one
questioning look from Gloria,
321
00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,968
he'd just turn into a baby
and then, you know--
322
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,404
It's just easier this way.
323
00:10:37,405 --> 00:10:38,405
Focus!
324
00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,310
I don't have Coleen here
to keep you guys in line.
325
00:10:40,311 --> 00:10:43,349
Guys, I used to pull off
stuff like this.
326
00:10:43,350 --> 00:10:45,420
Wait, why is one of
Julia's shirts here?
327
00:10:45,421 --> 00:10:49,829
And where is the stuff I bought
Andrea from The Gap?
328
00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:51,867
My daughter is loose.
329
00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,110
Oh, my God.
Your boobs are amazing.
330
00:10:57,111 --> 00:10:58,312
Are they wearing makeup?
331
00:10:58,313 --> 00:11:00,283
Oh, they--
they blush naturally.
332
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,487
Those are an argument
for never having kids.
333
00:11:02,488 --> 00:11:06,129
God, I never should have
breastfed Luke for that one day.
334
00:11:06,664 --> 00:11:08,265
♪ Mm-mm, mm-mm ♪
335
00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:11,405
Okay, yeah, you look like
a TikTok ho.
336
00:11:11,406 --> 00:11:12,508
Aww, Amy.
337
00:11:12,575 --> 00:11:14,846
You would look like a TikTok ho
in these clothes, too.
338
00:11:14,847 --> 00:11:16,281
Oh, you think so?
339
00:11:16,282 --> 00:11:17,084
Yes.
Really?
340
00:11:17,085 --> 00:11:18,854
Do you think so?
Mm-hmm.
341
00:11:18,855 --> 00:11:20,356
Can we please watch now?
342
00:11:20,357 --> 00:11:22,928
Here's the thing-- I just don't
know where I would wear this.
343
00:11:22,929 --> 00:11:25,433
What does she have in the way of
like a-a romper?
344
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,568
JODIE: No, no, no, no, no!
345
00:11:26,569 --> 00:11:27,838
We are not touching
anything else
346
00:11:27,839 --> 00:11:29,876
that is not "90210" -related.
347
00:11:29,877 --> 00:11:30,878
What is this?
348
00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:32,147
Uh, a vibrator.
349
00:11:32,148 --> 00:11:33,316
A vibrator?!
350
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,119
You mean like, for down there?
351
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,856
Well, it's not for up here, sis.
352
00:11:36,857 --> 00:11:38,994
SARAH: It's the Concealer.
353
00:11:38,995 --> 00:11:40,563
Jodie, this is top of the line.
354
00:11:40,564 --> 00:11:41,933
Kids are so spoiled these days.
355
00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:43,135
All I had was a washing machine.
356
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,872
I mean, just look
at how small it is.
357
00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:47,210
Mine was like a big, old cellphone.
Mm.
358
00:11:47,211 --> 00:11:50,984
Why would my daughter
order a porn object?
359
00:11:50,985 --> 00:11:52,387
Oh, no, it's not a porn object.
360
00:11:52,388 --> 00:11:53,489
I think it's smart.
361
00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:55,059
She just wants to
masturbate efficiently.
362
00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:56,061
Ughhh!
363
00:11:56,062 --> 00:11:57,665
Don't use that word.
I hate that word!
364
00:11:57,666 --> 00:11:59,534
What? "Efficiently"?
365
00:11:59,535 --> 00:12:00,371
The other one.
366
00:12:00,372 --> 00:12:01,906
Yeah, well,
nobody likes the word.
367
00:12:01,907 --> 00:12:03,409
It's the doing it
that's awesome.
368
00:12:03,410 --> 00:12:06,615
Matter of fact, I used to
strum the banjo to Luke Perry.
369
00:12:06,616 --> 00:12:09,722
I mean, things have really
come full circle here.
370
00:12:09,723 --> 00:12:11,358
Andrea Zuckerman.
371
00:12:11,359 --> 00:12:13,028
Mm.
That was my kink.
372
00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:14,197
She was the editor
373
00:12:14,198 --> 00:12:16,135
of the Beverly Hills
High School newspaper.
374
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,139
Just got me.
West Beverly.
375
00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:19,608
Yeah, no,
that checks out for you.
376
00:12:19,609 --> 00:12:20,711
What about you?
377
00:12:20,712 --> 00:12:22,147
Did you tickle the ivories
to Brandon?
378
00:12:22,148 --> 00:12:23,516
I feel like that's your thing.
No.
379
00:12:23,517 --> 00:12:26,055
Jodie, if you say
Steve Sanders, I swear--
380
00:12:26,056 --> 00:12:27,992
No, I didn't tickle anything.
381
00:12:27,993 --> 00:12:29,897
I don't... tickle.
382
00:12:30,397 --> 00:12:32,167
Are you saying you never
pleasure yourself?
383
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,137
Ugh! Don't say "pleasure."
I hate that word.
384
00:12:34,138 --> 00:12:35,273
Oh, yeah, that's obvious.
385
00:12:35,274 --> 00:12:37,177
So, if you don't climax
with Dan--
386
00:12:37,178 --> 00:12:39,448
Okay, now I'm just getting mad
about the words!
387
00:12:39,449 --> 00:12:42,455
Hey, but fighting--
that's a fun D-Day tradition.
388
00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:45,159
When do you...?
389
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,129
I don't.
390
00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:49,936
I have never, in 39 years,
had to--
391
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,973
Anyway, I don't, and I'm not.
392
00:12:51,974 --> 00:12:53,777
Oh-- Oh, my G--
393
00:12:53,778 --> 00:12:55,213
Oh, my God.
Whoa.
394
00:12:55,214 --> 00:12:57,050
Can we just watch the show?
395
00:12:57,051 --> 00:12:59,154
No. No.
396
00:12:59,155 --> 00:13:00,456
Um...
[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
397
00:13:00,457 --> 00:13:02,594
Oh, your phone's ringing.
You better get that.
398
00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:03,330
Oh, God. Ugh.
399
00:13:03,331 --> 00:13:05,333
Hi, Henry.
I'm still working.
400
00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:06,736
Just really in the middle of it.
401
00:13:06,737 --> 00:13:09,675
Well, I called Gloria to tell
her not to come in tomorrow
402
00:13:09,676 --> 00:13:10,577
if she's feeling sick,
403
00:13:10,578 --> 00:13:12,882
and you're gonna think
this is so weird--
404
00:13:12,883 --> 00:13:14,084
turns out she isn't sick.
405
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:17,423
[GASPS]
Gloria lied?
406
00:13:17,424 --> 00:13:20,697
I'm so upset about this.
[WHISPERING] You are good.
407
00:13:20,698 --> 00:13:21,634
Amy, what's going on?
408
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:24,037
What is going on
is that the woman we trust
409
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:26,175
to take care of our children
is a liar.
410
00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:28,078
This is--
This is a problem.
411
00:13:28,079 --> 00:13:30,851
Yeah, I'm not sure
Gloria's the problem here.
412
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,790
Okay, and you're delusional,
so that's also a problem.
413
00:13:33,791 --> 00:13:36,029
[CALL ENDS][SIGHS]
414
00:13:37,531 --> 00:13:41,071
Guys, I have to go fix a lie
that I was forced to tell
415
00:13:41,072 --> 00:13:44,745
in order to just have a moment's
peace as a working mother.
416
00:13:44,746 --> 00:13:46,348
What?!
Ugh.
417
00:13:46,349 --> 00:13:48,118
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey.
418
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,122
Guys, I'm not geriatric.
419
00:13:50,123 --> 00:13:52,360
I'm going back to Fields
like this.
420
00:13:52,361 --> 00:13:55,333
You go get that Bimzy.
D-Day's over.
421
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,239
No, nobody is leaving
until Dylan chooses Kelly
422
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,441
and then we get in
a slapping fight
423
00:13:59,442 --> 00:14:01,278
and everything gets weird
for five days!
424
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:03,315
I'm sorry.
Henry's gonna kill me.
425
00:14:03,316 --> 00:14:04,218
I have to go.
426
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,355
I am so sorry.
I love you.
427
00:14:06,356 --> 00:14:08,860
Oh, I have 17 minutes
before Bimzy clocks out.
428
00:14:08,861 --> 00:14:10,029
Damn it, Amy!
429
00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:11,198
AMY: I'm sorry.
Well, what is her name?
430
00:14:11,199 --> 00:14:12,467
Love you.
I just want to feel young.
431
00:14:12,468 --> 00:14:15,273
You could still let loose!
Go get your robe.
432
00:14:15,274 --> 00:14:17,578
Worst freakin' D-Day ever.
433
00:14:18,781 --> 00:14:20,149
[WHIMPERS]
434
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,588
I can be Taylor Swift!
435
00:14:26,362 --> 00:14:29,601
♪ Ooh, baby,
I will build me up ♪
436
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,271
Oh, uh, hey, Tanzy.
437
00:14:31,272 --> 00:14:35,513
Um, you got a minute to,
uh, chat in the back?
438
00:14:35,514 --> 00:14:36,883
Absolutely.
439
00:14:36,884 --> 00:14:38,586
And cute shirt.
440
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,722
Thrift?
441
00:14:39,723 --> 00:14:41,225
Uh, sort of.
442
00:14:41,226 --> 00:14:45,600
♪ Ooh, baby,
I will build me up ♪
443
00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:51,178
[♪♪♪]
444
00:14:51,179 --> 00:14:53,282
Welcome home.
Okay.
445
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,888
Wow. What are you wearing?
You look hot.
446
00:14:55,889 --> 00:14:57,758
A teenager's clothing.
447
00:14:57,759 --> 00:14:58,960
Oh, I feel creepy.
448
00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:00,764
Yeah, well, you should.
Good night.
449
00:15:00,765 --> 00:15:02,701
Amy, it's 4:00.
450
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,106
Fine, fine, fine.
Okay.
451
00:15:05,107 --> 00:15:06,676
I'm sorry that I didn't
tell you about Emily,
452
00:15:06,677 --> 00:15:09,214
but I thought you would
just spill it all to Gloria.
453
00:15:09,215 --> 00:15:13,022
You're not a great liar,
so this is kind of your fault.
454
00:15:13,023 --> 00:15:14,926
Don't you think Luke's gonna
tell Gloria about Emily?
455
00:15:14,927 --> 00:15:16,128
No, no, no.
456
00:15:16,129 --> 00:15:17,530
I offered him some candy
to keep quiet.
457
00:15:17,531 --> 00:15:19,936
That was before I knew about
the molestation piece.
458
00:15:19,937 --> 00:15:21,338
Yeah, this may be
an unpopular opinion,
459
00:15:21,339 --> 00:15:24,311
but I don't think we should be
teaching our son to lie.
460
00:15:24,312 --> 00:15:25,647
Mnh-mnh.
You know what, Henry?
461
00:15:25,648 --> 00:15:28,218
Lying is a very important
life skill, okay?
462
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:29,588
You're gonna teach him
how to change a tire.
463
00:15:29,589 --> 00:15:31,191
I'm gonna teach him how to
say that he has cramps
464
00:15:31,192 --> 00:15:32,460
when he didn't study
for an exam.
465
00:15:32,461 --> 00:15:34,197
Well, what happens when
he starts lying to us,
466
00:15:34,198 --> 00:15:36,201
like when he's
out drinking with friends?
467
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,172
[CHUCKLES] Come on.
He's a birder.
468
00:15:38,173 --> 00:15:40,009
He's not gonna have
cool friends.
469
00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:40,945
Yeah, probably not.
470
00:15:40,946 --> 00:15:42,748
So, where were you today?
471
00:15:42,749 --> 00:15:43,950
I'm not gonna believe you,
472
00:15:43,951 --> 00:15:45,654
but I'm excited to see
what you come up with.
473
00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:48,559
I was at D-Day.
474
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:49,395
At Jodie's.
475
00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:50,864
I can't believe
Dylan chose Kelly.
476
00:15:50,865 --> 00:15:52,066
I'm still not over it.
477
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:53,302
Like, does anyone
ever talk about
478
00:15:53,303 --> 00:15:54,739
how Kelly could do that
to Brenda?
479
00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:57,076
Well, we were planning on
talking about that,
480
00:15:57,077 --> 00:15:58,345
and then you blew up my lie.
481
00:15:58,346 --> 00:16:00,349
Why do you have to lie
in the first place?
482
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,686
Just say you want to
take the day off
483
00:16:01,687 --> 00:16:04,457
instead of weaving this
tangled web for yourself.
484
00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:06,161
I can't just take the day off.
485
00:16:06,162 --> 00:16:08,165
Moms just don't
take the day off,
486
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:10,069
so I have to lie
so Gloria won't judge me.
487
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,271
Oh, come on.
488
00:16:11,272 --> 00:16:12,875
Gloria judges you
for everything.
489
00:16:12,876 --> 00:16:14,077
That's never stopped you before.
490
00:16:14,078 --> 00:16:15,513
Okay, so that
you won't judge me.
491
00:16:15,514 --> 00:16:17,985
Well, that's definitely
never stopped you before.
492
00:16:17,986 --> 00:16:19,387
And why would I be judging you?
493
00:16:19,388 --> 00:16:21,625
You know, I made
a huge life decision
494
00:16:21,626 --> 00:16:24,164
to come home in the afternoons
and be with the kids.
495
00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:27,103
So I don't get to
have fun or relax.
496
00:16:27,104 --> 00:16:28,807
That's what you
and Gloria think.
497
00:16:28,808 --> 00:16:30,042
Okay.
498
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:31,378
I'm gonna go
saw some stuff for work.
499
00:16:31,379 --> 00:16:33,349
Wait, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, no!
500
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,353
I deserve to be happy.
I'm a person.
501
00:16:35,354 --> 00:16:36,789
If I want to
spend the afternoons
502
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:38,559
fighting with my friends,
then I'm entitled to that.
503
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:42,735
You know what? No.
My body, my choice, sir.
504
00:16:42,736 --> 00:16:45,339
[♪♪♪]
505
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:48,112
I don't know how we got there,
but it was a fun ride.
506
00:16:48,113 --> 00:16:50,116
[CHUCKLES][CHUCKLES]
507
00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:51,218
Come here.
508
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,655
[SIGHS][CLEARS THROAT]
509
00:16:52,656 --> 00:16:54,257
You want to know something?
What?
510
00:16:54,258 --> 00:16:56,028
I never called Gloria.
What?!
511
00:16:56,029 --> 00:16:58,599
[LAUGHS][SCOFFS]
512
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,873
♪ When we first met,
we were only 16 ♪
513
00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:04,010
♪ You looked at me... ♪
Wow.
514
00:17:04,011 --> 00:17:07,685
That was the best "chat"
I've ever had.
515
00:17:07,686 --> 00:17:09,822
Like, amazing.
516
00:17:09,823 --> 00:17:11,759
Mm.
517
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,328
Eh?
518
00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:16,034
Well, it's nothing personal,
babe. You're young.
519
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,403
We'll get you there.
520
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,709
♪ ...even wrote me a letter,
and I ♪
521
00:17:19,710 --> 00:17:21,946
You're gonna want to replace
the changing table
522
00:17:21,947 --> 00:17:23,115
in the ladies' room.
523
00:17:23,116 --> 00:17:24,652
Did you know
there's a weight limit?
524
00:17:24,653 --> 00:17:27,792
♪ Looks like
we were always meant for... ♪
525
00:17:37,311 --> 00:17:40,517
["THEME FROM BEVERLY HILLS,
90210" PLAYING]
526
00:17:42,087 --> 00:17:43,924
[GROANS]
527
00:17:45,828 --> 00:17:47,564
[TV TURNS OFF]
528
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,305
[CLICK]
529
00:18:08,306 --> 00:18:11,680
[SOFT BUZZING]
530
00:18:16,022 --> 00:18:17,190
[GASPS]
531
00:18:17,191 --> 00:18:18,325
[MUFFLED BUZZING]
532
00:18:18,326 --> 00:18:20,062
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
533
00:18:20,063 --> 00:18:24,204
[♪♪♪]
534
00:18:24,205 --> 00:18:26,141
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
535
00:18:26,142 --> 00:18:28,813
[♪♪♪]
536
00:18:28,814 --> 00:18:31,686
C-O-N-C-E-A-L-E-R...
537
00:18:31,687 --> 00:18:33,222
Nothing?
538
00:18:33,223 --> 00:18:35,695
How?!
539
00:18:39,502 --> 00:18:42,307
[MUFFLED BUZZING]
Ahh.
540
00:18:43,878 --> 00:18:44,979
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
541
00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,382
ANDREA: Mom?!
542
00:18:47,284 --> 00:18:48,686
Were you in my room?
543
00:18:48,687 --> 00:18:49,755
What? No.
544
00:18:49,756 --> 00:18:52,593
Well, I ordered concealer
to review for my live stream
545
00:18:52,594 --> 00:18:54,130
when I was talking
about your skin,
546
00:18:54,131 --> 00:18:55,399
and then they sent
the wrong thing,
547
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,003
so now I have to return it,
but the box is gone.
548
00:18:57,004 --> 00:18:58,640
Makeup concealer.
Of course!
549
00:18:58,641 --> 00:19:00,342
That makes so much more sense.
550
00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:01,946
What?
No, I'm sure it's there. Go look again.
551
00:19:01,947 --> 00:19:05,420
[BUZZING CONTINUES]
552
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:11,398
Can you go see what's buzzing?
553
00:19:11,399 --> 00:19:13,002
It's coming from upstairs.
554
00:19:13,637 --> 00:19:15,506
And don't come back in here.
555
00:19:15,507 --> 00:19:17,747
I don't need everybody to see
what I'm making for dinner.
556
00:19:19,048 --> 00:19:21,017
Chop chop.
557
00:19:21,018 --> 00:19:22,119
Can you go?!
558
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,121
Oh.
559
00:19:23,122 --> 00:19:24,860
[BUZZING CONTINUES]
560
00:19:27,064 --> 00:19:28,465
[BREATHING SHAKILY]
561
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:30,236
Oh!
[CLATTER, BUZZING]
562
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,106
There it goes.
563
00:19:32,107 --> 00:19:33,711
Okay.
564
00:19:34,245 --> 00:19:35,446
[SIGHS]
Mom?
565
00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:37,784
[CLICK, BUZZING STOPS]
566
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,354
A-Are you okay?
567
00:19:39,355 --> 00:19:41,391
Yes. Yes, I--
568
00:19:41,392 --> 00:19:43,395
Buzzing stopped.
569
00:19:43,396 --> 00:19:45,065
I knew it was
coming from upstairs.
570
00:19:45,066 --> 00:19:47,270
No, it wasn't.
It was.
571
00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,907
Do you want to
go out for dinner?
572
00:19:48,908 --> 00:19:50,744
I'll grab my shoes.
573
00:19:50,745 --> 00:19:55,987
[♪♪♪]
574
00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,992
Mom, why are you glowing?
575
00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:00,396
Hey, Jode.
576
00:20:00,397 --> 00:20:01,531
Sorry for ruining D-Day.
577
00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:02,868
Don't care.
Have news.
578
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,903
Okay.
What?
579
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:04,572
I self-stimulated.
580
00:20:04,573 --> 00:20:05,774
[GASPS]
Oh, my God.
581
00:20:05,775 --> 00:20:07,945
Don't say those words,
but congratulations.
582
00:20:07,946 --> 00:20:09,614
Finally.
[CHUCKLES]
583
00:20:09,615 --> 00:20:11,819
Well, welcome to sixth grade,
Jodie.
584
00:20:11,820 --> 00:20:13,088
Coffee's on me.
585
00:20:13,089 --> 00:20:14,992
[LOUD BUZZING]
586
00:20:14,993 --> 00:20:16,963
Oh, my God.
587
00:20:16,964 --> 00:20:18,098
Is that the Concealer?
588
00:20:18,099 --> 00:20:19,835
Are you packing?
589
00:20:19,836 --> 00:20:22,240
You never know when you could
get stuck in traffic.
590
00:20:22,241 --> 00:20:23,475
What?
591
00:20:23,476 --> 00:20:24,577
The school pick-up line
could be long.
592
00:20:24,578 --> 00:20:28,486
Oh, my God.
You dirty birdy.
593
00:20:30,223 --> 00:20:32,928
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
What was that dismount?
594
00:20:32,929 --> 00:20:33,797
Whoa.
595
00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:35,466
There's so many ways
to get around that chair,
596
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,169
but she chose that.
What a fantastic day.
597
00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:39,173
So--
[CHUCKLES]
598
00:20:39,174 --> 00:20:40,711
Oh.
44984
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
