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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:04,703 - And then he'll enter from over here, 2 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:06,205 and you're gonna wanna stand here, 3 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:08,240 probably a low angle, maybe an 85 millimeter I'd say. 4 00:00:08,241 --> 00:00:09,507 And where'd the lady go? 5 00:00:09,508 --> 00:00:10,709 - Here. 6 00:00:10,710 --> 00:00:13,180 - Okay, sweetheart come here, sit. 7 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,447 What do you like to eat? 8 00:00:15,448 --> 00:00:17,250 - Um, poached eggs. 9 00:00:18,250 --> 00:00:19,617 - Scrambled looks better on camera. 10 00:00:19,618 --> 00:00:21,520 Get her a scrambled eggs, wet. 11 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,588 Now, when he comes in, you're very surprised, okay? 12 00:00:23,589 --> 00:00:24,423 - But I already know that he's... 13 00:00:24,424 --> 00:00:25,958 - You're very surprised. 14 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:28,927 You never expected that a handsome important man like him 15 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:31,429 would come into your little diner of all places, 16 00:00:31,430 --> 00:00:32,764 and he's gonna sit down next to you. 17 00:00:32,765 --> 00:00:34,299 And you're gonna wanna get a two-shot of them 18 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,068 talking from here, and... 19 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:37,374 No, no no, not yet! 20 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:43,411 Get her another one. 21 00:00:45,411 --> 00:00:47,546 - You know what else I'm not gonna miss? 22 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,481 - Besides him? 23 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:50,482 - Diner coffee. 24 00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:52,417 - I know that's right. 25 00:00:52,418 --> 00:00:54,386 - How hard is it to make a good cup? 26 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,488 You just grind the beans, pour the water over it. 27 00:00:56,489 --> 00:00:58,957 It's not like it takes a genius to make a good cup. 28 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:00,425 - Right. 29 00:01:00,426 --> 00:01:02,827 - Hey gang, what's for breakfast? 30 00:01:02,828 --> 00:01:04,595 - Senator Kenny Weston! 31 00:01:04,596 --> 00:01:06,565 - That's right, hey it's good to see you, folks. 32 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:07,433 How you doing? 33 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:10,068 Ooh, you got the sausage. That looks good! 34 00:01:10,069 --> 00:01:12,003 Excuse me, ma'am, is this seat taken? 35 00:01:12,004 --> 00:01:13,238 All yours, Senator. 36 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:14,306 - Well thank you. 37 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:16,074 Hey, don't mind me, folks. 38 00:01:16,075 --> 00:01:19,411 I just dropped by for a little chow. 39 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,645 Well, hi there, Miss. 40 00:01:20,646 --> 00:01:22,280 - Morning, what can I get you, Senator? 41 00:01:22,281 --> 00:01:24,081 - Uh, let's see, well I will take the same 42 00:01:24,082 --> 00:01:25,583 as this lovely lady's having. 43 00:01:25,584 --> 00:01:27,752 Plus a cup of your most delicious coffee, please. 44 00:01:27,753 --> 00:01:28,587 - Coming right up. 45 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:29,988 - Thank you. 46 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:32,257 And what is your name, sweetheart? 47 00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,491 - I'm Betty Bauser. 48 00:01:33,492 --> 00:01:35,660 - Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Betty. 49 00:01:35,661 --> 00:01:39,096 Now is that B-O-W-S-E-R, like the dog? 50 00:01:39,097 --> 00:01:41,001 - No, it's B-A-U-S-E-R. 51 00:01:42,001 --> 00:01:43,768 - Oh yeah, of course. 52 00:01:43,769 --> 00:01:45,537 You know, I once knew a Bob Brauer, 53 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:47,805 terrific tax lawyer out of Dallas. 54 00:01:47,806 --> 00:01:49,374 I don't suppose you're any relation. 55 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,609 - No, I don't recall having any relatives... 56 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:53,610 - Don't listen to him, Betty. 57 00:01:53,611 --> 00:01:54,845 - Oh, shit. 58 00:01:54,846 --> 00:01:56,981 - He's a goddamn liar. 59 00:01:56,982 --> 00:01:58,283 - Oh... 60 00:01:58,284 --> 00:02:00,385 - He voted for it nine times! 61 00:02:00,386 --> 00:02:01,952 - Oh, not again. 62 00:02:01,953 --> 00:02:02,954 - Nine times, you can look it up! 63 00:02:02,955 --> 00:02:04,455 - Shut up, Earl. 64 00:02:04,456 --> 00:02:06,157 - My friend, if you would like to discuss this calmly, 65 00:02:06,158 --> 00:02:07,359 I'd be glad to answer... 66 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,293 - He wants to take away our freedom, Betty. 67 00:02:09,294 --> 00:02:11,228 That's how it all starts! 68 00:02:11,229 --> 00:02:12,964 They check up on your background. 69 00:02:12,965 --> 00:02:15,234 Then they roll in the tanks and the artillery. 70 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,168 Mark my words! 71 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:17,869 - Earl, I told you to shut up! 72 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:20,537 It's not bad enough I have to listen to you 23 years. 73 00:02:20,538 --> 00:02:22,507 - Now, nobody's gonna take away your freedom, my friend. 74 00:02:22,508 --> 00:02:25,175 In fact, I am a strong supporter of the Second Amendment. 75 00:02:25,176 --> 00:02:27,411 - Like hell, you voted nine times! 76 00:02:27,412 --> 00:02:28,645 - Sir, if I could talk to you 77 00:02:28,646 --> 00:02:29,315 for a moment privately. - I got nothing 78 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,382 to say to you. 79 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:31,549 Listen to me! 80 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:33,050 We're all gonna be slaves inside of a year! 81 00:02:33,051 --> 00:02:34,418 - Earl! - I'm gonna ask you to leave. 82 00:02:34,419 --> 00:02:35,553 - They got giant lizard people 83 00:02:35,554 --> 00:02:36,389 running the Federal Reserve. 84 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,522 I've seen pictures. 85 00:02:37,523 --> 00:02:40,191 Get your goddamn reptile hands off of me! 86 00:02:40,192 --> 00:02:44,162 - Earl! Ohhh! 87 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:45,996 - Okay folks, wee gonna move on from here. 88 00:02:45,997 --> 00:02:47,332 It was very nice to meet everyone. 89 00:02:48,268 --> 00:02:50,668 No cameras, no cameras please. 90 00:02:50,669 --> 00:02:52,235 I said no cameras! 91 00:02:52,236 --> 00:02:54,005 ♪ Stay on message 92 00:02:54,006 --> 00:02:56,541 ♪ Project confidence 93 00:02:56,542 --> 00:03:00,345 ♪ Say that you think Washington is rotten 94 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:02,513 ♪ Just look relaxed 95 00:03:02,514 --> 00:03:04,848 ♪ But if a questioner attacks 96 00:03:04,849 --> 00:03:08,787 ♪ Digress until the question is forgotten 97 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,954 ♪ You gotta keep it short 98 00:03:10,955 --> 00:03:13,458 ♪ And make it snappy 99 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:17,362 ♪ Repeat it over and over like a rhyme 100 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,363 ♪ Ideas that once seemed dense 101 00:03:19,364 --> 00:03:21,198 ♪ Will feel like common sense 102 00:03:21,199 --> 00:03:24,936 ♪ When they've heard it over 1500 times 103 00:03:24,937 --> 00:03:27,305 ♪ But if they press you for a statement 104 00:03:27,306 --> 00:03:30,741 ♪ And you're not sure it's okay 105 00:03:30,742 --> 00:03:32,310 ♪ Remember 106 00:03:32,311 --> 00:03:34,211 ♪ You never get in trouble 107 00:03:34,212 --> 00:03:38,382 ♪ For something you don't say 108 00:03:53,398 --> 00:03:56,300 ♪ God bless the U.S.A. 109 00:03:56,301 --> 00:03:59,071 ♪ the land of the free 110 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,073 ♪ That good and gracious promised land 111 00:04:02,074 --> 00:04:03,942 ♪ Where we live in harmony 112 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:05,342 ♪ Harmony 113 00:04:05,343 --> 00:04:08,412 ♪ Land of the Pilgrim's pride 114 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:12,252 ♪ Land where my fathers died 115 00:04:13,252 --> 00:04:17,321 ♪ From every mountainside 116 00:04:17,322 --> 00:04:24,497 ♪ This land's for you and me 117 00:04:25,497 --> 00:04:27,431 - Nice, great job, everybody. 118 00:04:27,432 --> 00:04:29,600 And just remember to enunciate a little bit more, 119 00:04:29,601 --> 00:04:32,436 and don't forget to sing on the vowels, okay? 120 00:04:32,437 --> 00:04:33,437 One more time. 121 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:38,109 ♪ God bless the USA 122 00:04:38,110 --> 00:04:39,677 ♪ The land of the free 123 00:04:39,678 --> 00:04:41,112 ♪ Land of the free 124 00:04:41,113 --> 00:04:44,282 ♪ That good and gracious promised land 125 00:04:44,283 --> 00:04:46,383 ♪ Where we live in harmony 126 00:04:46,384 --> 00:04:47,652 ♪ Harmony 127 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:01,165 - Another in a series of humiliations 128 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:04,135 for GOP presidential hopeful Kenny Weston tonight, 129 00:05:04,136 --> 00:05:07,205 as a heckler disrupts a routine photo op 130 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:08,472 in a small town diner. 131 00:05:08,473 --> 00:05:10,308 Take a look at this exclusive video, 132 00:05:10,309 --> 00:05:12,309 obtained by our news team. 133 00:05:12,310 --> 00:05:15,479 - pictures, get your reptile hands off of me! 134 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,715 - Earl! Ohhh! 135 00:05:17,716 --> 00:05:19,818 - Joining me now to help make sense of it all 136 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,419 are our distinguished panel of political experts. 137 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,222 Thank you all for being here. 138 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:25,989 To you first, Tom Tishkin. 139 00:05:25,990 --> 00:05:29,761 Is it time to write the obituary on the Weston campaign? 140 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:31,263 - If not the obituary, 141 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,832 at least the do not resuscitate order. 142 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:34,833 - Good one, Tom. 143 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,835 Rolando Iglesias, your thoughts? 144 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,205 - Well look, the optics on this are absolutely terrible for... 145 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,905 - Well, shoot. 146 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:42,841 - We should pack it in. 147 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:43,774 - I'm with Nic. 148 00:05:43,775 --> 00:05:45,042 - Not so fast. 149 00:05:45,043 --> 00:05:46,410 - Not so fast? 150 00:05:46,411 --> 00:05:48,578 We've been doing this for two years. 151 00:05:48,579 --> 00:05:51,015 - That's because you haven't been stroking the base enough. 152 00:05:51,016 --> 00:05:52,415 That heckler could have been a supporter. 153 00:05:52,416 --> 00:05:53,917 - That heckler was a whack job. 154 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,953 - Maybe, but he represents a key demographic. 155 00:05:55,954 --> 00:05:58,422 - The delusional? 156 00:05:58,423 --> 00:06:00,023 - Look, Kenny it's like I've been saying. 157 00:06:00,024 --> 00:06:02,260 This is the perfect time to reboot and move right. 158 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:04,195 - Um, he has a voting record, remember? 159 00:06:04,196 --> 00:06:06,763 - Right, he's a moderate inclusive Republican. 160 00:06:06,764 --> 00:06:08,400 That's always been our brand. 161 00:06:08,401 --> 00:06:10,201 - Well, I'm sorry, but your brand is boring. 162 00:06:10,202 --> 00:06:11,869 People wanna feel something. 163 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:13,403 It's like Atwater said, 164 00:06:13,404 --> 00:06:16,073 "Grab 'em by the balls and their votes will follow." 165 00:06:16,074 --> 00:06:18,042 - Yeah, like that's really gonna help with the gender gap. 166 00:06:18,043 --> 00:06:20,646 - Shh, I'm trying to think. 167 00:06:21,646 --> 00:06:23,481 Yeah, I don't know, what do you think? 168 00:06:23,482 --> 00:06:24,715 - Look, once you get the nomination, 169 00:06:24,716 --> 00:06:25,982 you can take any lukewarm bullshit 170 00:06:25,983 --> 00:06:27,552 middle of the road position you want. 171 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,719 But for now... 172 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:30,754 - No, he can't, it's all on YouTube. 173 00:06:30,755 --> 00:06:32,390 - They'll flip-flop us. 174 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:33,657 - Alright, well maybe we 175 00:06:33,658 --> 00:06:35,559 after we see how things go at the megachurch. 176 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:36,893 - The Megachurch cancelled. 177 00:06:36,894 --> 00:06:38,462 - What? 178 00:06:38,463 --> 00:06:40,063 - They heard about the diner, 179 00:06:40,064 --> 00:06:42,066 but I was able to get us another church. 180 00:06:42,067 --> 00:06:43,067 - Where? 181 00:06:43,068 --> 00:06:44,402 - It's little off the beaten track, 182 00:06:44,403 --> 00:06:46,838 but, the pastor's very excited to meet you. 183 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:48,573 - Oh, we should just cancel. 184 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:51,241 - You cancel that rally, you send up a white flag. 185 00:06:51,242 --> 00:06:54,244 - Alright, alright, we'll do the church. 186 00:06:54,245 --> 00:06:56,250 Just get it over with, alright? 187 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,823 - Heavenly father, we are so blessed to have 188 00:07:06,824 --> 00:07:09,027 Senator Kenny Weston and his distinguished colleagues 189 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:10,927 here with us today. 190 00:07:10,928 --> 00:07:13,297 Please grant them good health and wisdom 191 00:07:13,298 --> 00:07:16,600 as they seek the leadership of this great land. 192 00:07:16,601 --> 00:07:20,604 Lord, we ask your help in guiding us to choose 193 00:07:20,605 --> 00:07:22,941 the best steward of thy people, 194 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,809 the candidate best able to restore 195 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:27,145 and strengthen our American family. 196 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:29,679 For we know it true that a nation 197 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,452 is only as strong as its homes. 198 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:35,953 Father, we know that this election 199 00:07:35,954 --> 00:07:37,989 may be the most important election 200 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:39,624 in our lifetime. 201 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,525 With so much at stake, 202 00:07:41,526 --> 00:07:43,359 and so many things seem to be changing 203 00:07:43,360 --> 00:07:45,296 in the wrong direction lately. 204 00:07:45,297 --> 00:07:48,465 Help us protect this precious land. 205 00:07:48,466 --> 00:07:51,703 In Jesus' name we pray, amen. 206 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:52,704 - Amen. 207 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:56,708 - Well, Senator, I'm sure the people here are anxious 208 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:59,410 to ask you questions about important issues, 209 00:07:59,411 --> 00:08:01,011 but before we do that 210 00:08:01,012 --> 00:08:03,347 we have a special surprise for you. 211 00:08:03,348 --> 00:08:07,150 - Oh, well I sure hope it doesn't involve eggs. 212 00:08:09,588 --> 00:08:11,189 - I promise, no eggs this time, 213 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:14,691 but in appreciation of your long service for our country 214 00:08:14,692 --> 00:08:16,326 our congregation would like to offer you 215 00:08:16,327 --> 00:08:19,429 a patriotic serenade written and composed, 216 00:08:19,430 --> 00:08:22,398 if I may be able to boast just a little bit, 217 00:08:22,399 --> 00:08:25,170 by my lovely daughter, Liberty, 218 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:27,438 who as a matter of fact wrote the whole thing 219 00:08:27,439 --> 00:08:29,441 when she was all of 12 years old. 220 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:30,607 - Is that right? 221 00:08:30,608 --> 00:08:31,676 - Oy vey. 222 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,244 - It's all you, honeybun. 223 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:51,701 - Okay. 224 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:59,302 ♪ Well, they set out on the ocean 225 00:08:59,303 --> 00:09:02,606 ♪ Leaving misery behind 226 00:09:02,607 --> 00:09:06,210 ♪ They were searching for a purity 227 00:09:06,211 --> 00:09:10,817 ♪ Didn't know what they would find 228 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:15,051 ♪ They just wanted to be faithful 229 00:09:15,052 --> 00:09:19,259 ♪ To be free and left alone 230 00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:24,396 ♪ So when they saw that Massachusetts rock 231 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,398 ♪ They knew that they'd found home ♪ 232 00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:33,470 Come on everybody, put your hands in the air! 233 00:09:33,471 --> 00:09:37,007 ♪ God bless the USA 234 00:09:37,008 --> 00:09:38,942 ♪ The land of the free 235 00:09:38,943 --> 00:09:40,577 ♪ Land of the free 236 00:09:40,578 --> 00:09:43,980 ♪ That good and gracious promised land 237 00:09:43,981 --> 00:09:46,149 ♪ Where we live in harmony 238 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,651 ♪ Harmony 239 00:09:47,652 --> 00:09:51,254 ♪ Land of the Pilgrim's pride 240 00:09:51,255 --> 00:09:54,794 ♪ Land where my fathers died 241 00:09:56,794 --> 00:10:00,866 ♪ From every mountainside 242 00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:05,769 ♪ This land's for you and 243 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:09,641 ♪ Me 244 00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:38,503 - She's a stupid fundamentalist. 245 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:39,903 - Exactly. 246 00:10:39,904 --> 00:10:41,572 And she's from a battleground state, 247 00:10:41,573 --> 00:10:42,739 not to mention she's totally hot, 248 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,475 which seals the Bubba vote. 249 00:10:44,476 --> 00:10:46,543 - Not to mention, you're a pig. 250 00:10:46,544 --> 00:10:49,247 - Oh, sticks and stones. 251 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:51,481 - Alright, that's enough of that, you two. 252 00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:53,584 - Kenny, I'm telling you, this is our once chance to win. 253 00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:56,019 - What, American Idol? 254 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,488 - What about the issues? 255 00:10:57,489 --> 00:10:58,989 What about our agenda? 256 00:10:58,990 --> 00:11:00,825 Remember "The New Party of Lincoln?" 257 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,692 - Look, you can forget about your agenda 258 00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:04,027 if we don't get that nomination. 259 00:11:04,028 --> 00:11:05,495 And the only way we're gonna get it 260 00:11:05,496 --> 00:11:07,731 is by splitting off the bible nuts or Tea Partiers. 261 00:11:07,732 --> 00:11:09,834 - No way those people are gonna vote for Kenny. 262 00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:13,838 - Yeah, but they might vote for Liberty. 263 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,906 - You still won't have enough delegates. 264 00:11:15,907 --> 00:11:18,508 - Nobody does, so we force a second ballot. 265 00:11:18,509 --> 00:11:20,043 - This is so corrupt. 266 00:11:20,044 --> 00:11:23,580 - Oh, I'm sorry if I've offended your high moral standards. 267 00:11:23,581 --> 00:11:26,350 - Alright, so Dick, if I'm getting what you're saying here, 268 00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:28,518 we still got a chance to win this thing? 269 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:29,388 - Correct. 270 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:31,255 What do you say? 271 00:11:31,256 --> 00:11:32,355 - 'Bout what? 272 00:11:32,356 --> 00:11:34,625 - The girl as your surrogate. 273 00:11:34,626 --> 00:11:35,461 - What do you mean? 274 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,293 For impotency stuff? 275 00:11:36,293 --> 00:11:37,227 I don't need any... 276 00:11:37,228 --> 00:11:40,031 - No, your political surrogate. 277 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:41,032 - Oh. 278 00:11:41,866 --> 00:11:44,201 Well she is very appealing 279 00:11:44,202 --> 00:11:48,439 and people did seem to respond to her singing, so... 280 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,706 Yeah, sure, why not? 281 00:11:49,707 --> 00:11:51,776 Let's do it, that thing you said. 282 00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,143 The suffragette. 283 00:11:53,144 --> 00:11:54,244 - Surrogate. 284 00:11:54,245 --> 00:11:55,283 - Right. 285 00:11:58,283 --> 00:11:59,284 - So, 286 00:12:00,284 --> 00:12:02,552 It doesn't matter whether we like it or not. 287 00:12:02,553 --> 00:12:05,556 That's just the way God made us, 288 00:12:05,557 --> 00:12:07,224 full of the dickens 289 00:12:07,225 --> 00:12:08,625 and want things that aren't good for us. 290 00:12:08,626 --> 00:12:09,726 Am I right about that? 291 00:12:10,828 --> 00:12:13,430 But, just because I see it, 292 00:12:13,431 --> 00:12:15,599 doesn't mean I gotta have it. 293 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,234 And just because I like it, 294 00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,073 doesn't mean I gotta take it. 295 00:12:22,073 --> 00:12:24,008 Now, don't think it's any easier for me 296 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,009 because I'm a preacher, 297 00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:28,246 because I am a man of God. 298 00:12:29,246 --> 00:12:30,249 Shoot. 299 00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:32,984 I probably got more sins than all of you! 300 00:12:35,586 --> 00:12:38,187 Now, I'm not trying to shock you. 301 00:12:38,188 --> 00:12:41,593 I'm just telling you like it is. 302 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:45,698 Because if you don't face the truth, then what? 303 00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:48,832 You're shrouded in a cloud of darkness. 304 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,268 That's what the Bible says. 305 00:12:53,004 --> 00:12:54,009 Oh, the young people. 306 00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:59,176 They say, "Reverend Smith, 307 00:12:59,177 --> 00:13:01,045 "I like your preaching. 308 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,814 "I like your sermons. 309 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,849 "But why do you go on and on about sin? 310 00:13:05,850 --> 00:13:08,786 "Why are you always so judgemental?" 311 00:13:08,787 --> 00:13:13,757 And I say, "I'm not judging anybody. 312 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:16,192 "I'm just saying to them 313 00:13:16,193 --> 00:13:18,729 "they can get clean!" 314 00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:21,831 'Cause you see, God is a great cleanser. 315 00:13:21,832 --> 00:13:25,168 He's like a spiritual washcloth. 316 00:13:25,169 --> 00:13:26,403 He can wipe away your sins, 317 00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:28,973 but you gotta put in the elbow grease! 318 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,008 I'm saying to you, church, 319 00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:34,045 you got to get down on your hands and knees 320 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,479 and start scrubbin'! 321 00:13:38,649 --> 00:13:40,484 ♪ Now when I was a young boy 322 00:13:40,485 --> 00:13:42,219 ♪ Upon my Momma's knee 323 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,821 ♪ I used to steal some extra candy 324 00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:48,024 ♪ If I thought that she won't see 325 00:13:48,025 --> 00:13:50,326 ♪ But Momma caught me creeping and 326 00:13:50,327 --> 00:13:53,064 ♪ She knew that I had stole 327 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,099 ♪ Said, "Boy you better rub a dub dub 328 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,100 ♪ Bubble and scrub 329 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,268 ♪ Deep down in your soul!" 330 00:13:58,269 --> 00:14:02,873 ♪ Bubble and scrub, bubble and scrub 331 00:14:02,874 --> 00:14:04,609 ♪ God will bless you double 332 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,844 ♪ If you only take the trouble 333 00:14:06,845 --> 00:14:09,278 ♪ To get down on your knees with 334 00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:12,516 ♪ The good old Spic and Span 335 00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:14,518 ♪ Rub a dub dub, bubble and scrub 336 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:17,125 ♪ Like only Jesus can! 337 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,959 ♪ I used to be a drunkard 338 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,094 ♪ Who stunk of beer and gin 339 00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:26,196 ♪ I'd wake up in the gutter 340 00:14:26,197 --> 00:14:29,133 ♪ Couldn't tell you where I've been 341 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,536 ♪ But the good Lord put me in a washer 342 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:35,205 ♪ And he spun me round and round 343 00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:37,907 ♪ Rub a dub dub, bubble and scrub 344 00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:41,778 ♪ Was lost but now I'm found! 345 00:14:41,779 --> 00:14:43,947 ♪ Oh yes you better bubble and scrub 346 00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:46,050 ♪ Oh yes you better scrub my children 347 00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,585 ♪ God will bless you double ♪ Ooh ooh 348 00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,653 ♪ If you only take the trouble 349 00:14:49,654 --> 00:14:51,888 ♪ To get down on your knees 350 00:14:51,889 --> 00:14:55,558 ♪ With the good old Spic and Span 351 00:14:55,559 --> 00:14:57,795 ♪ Rub a dub dub, bubble and scrub 352 00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:01,000 ♪ Like only Jesus can 353 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:06,470 ♪ I used to play the ponies 354 00:15:06,471 --> 00:15:10,840 ♪ And bet on loaded dice 355 00:15:10,841 --> 00:15:14,179 ♪ I'd even stoop to Bingo 356 00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:20,120 ♪ So filthy was my vice 357 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:26,458 ♪ But with my Savior's spot remover 358 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:33,101 ♪ And a bleach of heavenly light 359 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:39,635 ♪ Rub a dub dub, bubble and scrub 360 00:15:39,636 --> 00:15:43,440 ♪ My blackened soul is white! 361 00:15:43,441 --> 00:15:45,441 ♪ The Lord will cleanse you 362 00:15:45,442 --> 00:15:47,945 ♪ Deep down in your soul 363 00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,779 ♪ He'll wash and send you 364 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,614 ♪ To your heavenly goal 365 00:15:51,615 --> 00:15:53,551 ♪ Well it's time to put the plunger 366 00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:56,320 ♪ To that funky bowl of Sin 367 00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:58,556 ♪ Flush it down with a joyful sound 368 00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,124 ♪ And let the sunshine in 369 00:16:14,572 --> 00:16:20,178 ♪ I used to dance for money 370 00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:26,018 ♪ On a shiny pole of brass 371 00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:32,856 ♪ And if a gentleman tipped me big enough 372 00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:35,659 ♪ Well I'd show him 373 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,393 ♪ Some of my 374 00:16:37,394 --> 00:16:38,394 class! 375 00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:45,168 ♪ But a missionary found me 376 00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:51,508 ♪ And then he saved me from perdition 377 00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:53,710 ♪ It was a rub 378 00:16:53,711 --> 00:16:55,379 ♪ Dub 379 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:58,882 ♪ Bubble and scrub 380 00:16:58,883 --> 00:17:02,388 ♪ He taught me his... 381 00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:08,025 ♪ position. 382 00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:11,432 ♪ 383 00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:15,766 ♪ Bubble and scrub 384 00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:17,802 ♪ Bubble and scrub 385 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:19,537 ♪ God'll bless you double 386 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,537 ♪ If you only take the trouble 387 00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,641 ♪ To get down on your knees 388 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:28,245 ♪ With the good old Spic and Span 389 00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:30,213 ♪ Rub a dub dub, bubble and scrub 390 00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:36,486 ♪ Like only Jesus can 391 00:17:36,487 --> 00:17:39,757 - Oh, good church, good church, good church! 392 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:40,758 Hallelujah! 393 00:17:42,460 --> 00:17:44,894 Are there any announcements over there, Belva? 394 00:17:44,895 --> 00:17:45,930 - Thank you Reverend. 395 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:46,898 - Uh huh. 396 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,566 Friday is the last day 397 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,934 to take your chance on winning that family trip 398 00:17:51,935 --> 00:17:54,004 to the John The Baptist Water Park, 399 00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:56,606 so make sure you see Esther after the service 400 00:17:56,607 --> 00:17:58,107 to get your ticket. 401 00:17:58,108 --> 00:18:00,944 And we have a special visitor again today, 402 00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:02,680 Senator Kenny Weston. 403 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:08,518 Senator, did you want to say a few words? 404 00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:09,354 - Oh. 405 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,755 - No, thank you ma'am. 406 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,355 He's just here to worship humbly before God 407 00:18:12,356 --> 00:18:14,325 and he does every Sunday. 408 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,858 - Alright, then. 409 00:18:15,859 --> 00:18:18,461 I know you're all gonna give Senator Weston and his team 410 00:18:18,462 --> 00:18:21,597 a very warm welcome when you see them. 411 00:18:21,598 --> 00:18:23,968 And don't forget, the ladies' Bible study 412 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,136 will not be meeting this Wednesday 413 00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:29,774 owing to the problems with the downstairs plumbing. 414 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,776 And softball practice will be held on Wednesday, 415 00:18:32,777 --> 00:18:36,450 7 p.m. at the high school, field number three. 416 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,052 - And then the southern Baptist says, 417 00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,486 "God, you didn't hear me. 418 00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:45,456 "I said full of Grace, not full of grease!" 419 00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:49,026 - Oh, that's a good one, Reverend. 420 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:51,461 - Daddy, that is so old and so corny. 421 00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:52,962 - I know, but they're laughing aren't they? 422 00:18:52,963 --> 00:18:54,364 - Oh, Reverend, I'd like to introduce you 423 00:18:54,365 --> 00:18:55,731 to my campaign team. 424 00:18:55,732 --> 00:18:57,701 This is my Chief Strategist, Dick Dinkler. 425 00:18:57,702 --> 00:18:59,202 - What a pleasure to meet you, sir. 426 00:18:59,203 --> 00:19:00,636 - Very pleased to meet you, Reverend. 427 00:19:00,637 --> 00:19:02,172 I thought you gave a terrific sermon today. 428 00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:03,841 Really thought provoking. 429 00:19:03,842 --> 00:19:05,709 - Oh well, thank you. 430 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:07,745 - And this is my communications director, 431 00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:08,979 Miss Nicole Levine. 432 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:09,913 - Well, good for you. 433 00:19:09,914 --> 00:19:11,347 A director at such a young age. 434 00:19:11,348 --> 00:19:13,249 You must be very good at what you do. 435 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,486 - Oh she is, outstanding. 436 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,754 - Levine, huh? 437 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,654 That means you're from the tribe of Levi, 438 00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:21,357 the ministers of the ancient temple of Israel. 439 00:19:21,358 --> 00:19:23,226 That means you and I have a lot in common. 440 00:19:23,227 --> 00:19:24,996 In fact, I had the opportunity 441 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,765 to visit the Holy Land just last year. 442 00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,199 Have you been there? 443 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,867 - I'm afraid I have not. 444 00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:33,871 - Well, you gotta get there while you have the chance. 445 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:36,105 Makes you appreciate we Christians have to thank 446 00:19:36,106 --> 00:19:37,674 our Jewish brethern for. 447 00:19:37,675 --> 00:19:39,942 - Well, we did let you borrow some of our books. 448 00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:42,712 - Oh, the Bible books. 449 00:19:42,713 --> 00:19:44,248 Oh, that's a good one, Miss Levine. 450 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:45,083 You gotta keep her. 451 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,283 She's a smart cookie. 452 00:19:46,284 --> 00:19:47,517 - Oh yeah, we'll never let go of Nicole. 453 00:19:47,518 --> 00:19:48,919 You know, she started with us 454 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,688 when she was just a sophomore at Brandeis. 455 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,855 - Is that so? 456 00:19:51,856 --> 00:19:53,257 - Kenny, I have something to show you. 457 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:54,457 I don't think that, I wanna know... 458 00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:56,058 - And who is this lovely lady? 459 00:19:56,059 --> 00:19:57,894 - Well, this is my Campaign Manager, 460 00:19:57,895 --> 00:19:59,195 Yolanda Jones. 461 00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:01,131 - Who happens to be a very devout Christian. 462 00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:03,366 - Oh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Jones. 463 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:06,971 - Ms., nice to meet you too, Reverend. 464 00:20:07,971 --> 00:20:09,772 - Well, before you go, 465 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:10,941 would you all like to join us 466 00:20:10,942 --> 00:20:12,741 for some coffee and fellowship? 467 00:20:12,742 --> 00:20:14,577 Liberty has made some cupcakes. 468 00:20:14,578 --> 00:20:16,113 - Of course we would. 469 00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:18,214 - But there is something we would like to ask you first. 470 00:20:18,215 --> 00:20:19,584 - You and Liberty here. 471 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,817 - Oh? 472 00:20:20,818 --> 00:20:22,052 - Well, we were just so impressed 473 00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,286 by your daughter's performance yesterday. 474 00:20:23,287 --> 00:20:24,488 Somehow she just really managed 475 00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:26,289 to capture the spirit of America. 476 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:27,758 - I thought so too. 477 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:30,160 - So we were wondering if she might consider joining us 478 00:20:30,161 --> 00:20:32,496 on the campaign trail for a while? 479 00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,264 - You, you want me to sing? 480 00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:36,967 - Well yeah, sing, and be a... 481 00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:38,169 - We'd like you to be 482 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,904 a featured spokesperson for the campaign. 483 00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:41,839 - I don't know. 484 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,472 Daddy, what do you think? 485 00:20:43,473 --> 00:20:45,843 - Well, Senator Weston and his team 486 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,010 seem like nice people. 487 00:20:48,011 --> 00:20:49,346 And you do say you're pro life? 488 00:20:49,347 --> 00:20:50,646 - Absolutely. 489 00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:52,316 I believe that life begins at inception. 490 00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:53,151 - Conception. 491 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:56,855 - Thing. 492 00:20:57,855 --> 00:20:59,855 - There's one thing that concerns me 493 00:20:59,856 --> 00:21:02,124 is that the girl hasn't been away from home very much 494 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,127 and I have heard of the activities that happen 495 00:21:04,128 --> 00:21:05,528 on the campaign trail, 496 00:21:05,529 --> 00:21:06,829 especially behind the scenes. 497 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,097 - Daddy. 498 00:21:08,098 --> 00:21:09,266 I'm 24 years old. 499 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,633 I went to college. 500 00:21:10,634 --> 00:21:12,169 - That's exactly why we would be assigning 501 00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:15,104 Miss Levine to be Liberty's personal chaperone, 502 00:21:15,105 --> 00:21:17,207 to make sure she's absolutely safe. 503 00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,209 - Well, if that's the case, 504 00:21:19,210 --> 00:21:21,511 then it's a done deal. 505 00:21:21,512 --> 00:21:23,180 If that's okay with you, Miss Liberty. 506 00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:24,147 - Well, I guess if you... 507 00:21:24,147 --> 00:21:25,115 - Terrific. 508 00:21:25,115 --> 00:21:26,017 Well, we all have to head back 509 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,350 to Washington for a few days. 510 00:21:27,351 --> 00:21:28,719 - Yep, gotta make some votes. 511 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,053 - But how about you pack up your things 512 00:21:30,054 --> 00:21:32,556 and Levine, I mean, Nicole, 513 00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:34,958 picks you up right here, day after tomorrow? 514 00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:35,794 - Okay. 515 00:21:37,694 --> 00:21:39,962 - Now, who wants some cupcakes? 516 00:21:39,963 --> 00:21:40,798 - Oh! 517 00:21:40,798 --> 00:21:41,633 - Let's go! 518 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:42,467 - Okay. 519 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,566 - I made a bunch. 520 00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:44,535 - A bunch? 521 00:21:44,535 --> 00:21:45,502 - Yeah. 522 00:21:45,502 --> 00:21:46,471 - Maybe I'll eat two. 523 00:21:59,483 --> 00:22:00,717 - We're thinking her colors 524 00:22:00,718 --> 00:22:01,918 would be the traditional red, white, and blue, 525 00:22:01,919 --> 00:22:03,420 with a special emphasis on white 526 00:22:03,421 --> 00:22:04,654 to symbolize purity. 527 00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:05,490 - I like it. 528 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,556 You got any pictures? 529 00:22:06,557 --> 00:22:08,158 - Here is the concept poster 530 00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:10,528 the focus groups responded to. 531 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:14,163 We're thinking a silo, maybe some grazing cattle. 532 00:22:14,164 --> 00:22:17,166 - How about you put her on a wild mustang? 533 00:22:18,001 --> 00:22:18,001 - Nice. 534 00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:20,437 Yeah, catchy slogan, too. 535 00:22:20,438 --> 00:22:21,671 - Now are you sure you want to quote 536 00:22:21,672 --> 00:22:23,074 a famous bisexual? 537 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:24,341 - What? 538 00:22:24,342 --> 00:22:26,376 - Well, you know that's Walt Whitman, don't you? 539 00:22:26,377 --> 00:22:28,511 - Whatever, these people don't read poetry. 540 00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:29,779 - If they can read at all. 541 00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:31,181 - Nikki. 542 00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:32,383 - And on the bumper stickers, 543 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:34,284 we're thinking just, "I sing America." 544 00:22:34,285 --> 00:22:35,752 - Perfect. 545 00:22:35,753 --> 00:22:37,252 - Great, I'll get them working on the first spot. 546 00:22:37,253 --> 00:22:39,625 Wait till you see the t-shirts. 547 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,860 ♪ Ooh yeah 548 00:22:43,861 --> 00:22:47,297 - I can't believe he made me her babysitter. 549 00:22:47,298 --> 00:22:49,598 - She seems perfectly competent. 550 00:22:49,599 --> 00:22:51,134 I'm sure you don't actually have to... 551 00:22:51,135 --> 00:22:52,903 - I should just quit now. 552 00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,038 - And let him take over? 553 00:22:55,039 --> 00:22:56,539 - Thanks. 554 00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:59,809 I'm not even sure that I want to work in politics anymore. 555 00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:02,047 Oh, and her Daddy? 556 00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:04,449 - He's not so bad. 557 00:23:05,449 --> 00:23:07,717 - Whose side are you on, anyway? 558 00:23:07,718 --> 00:23:09,754 - Your side, baby girl, always. 559 00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:11,387 You know that. 560 00:23:11,388 --> 00:23:14,958 But sometimes you're a little quick to judge people. 561 00:23:14,959 --> 00:23:16,492 - I'm judgmental? 562 00:23:16,493 --> 00:23:17,896 - Sometimes, yeah. 563 00:23:19,896 --> 00:23:23,267 Actually, it's kinda funny, when you think about it. 564 00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:27,738 I mean, if he only knew. 565 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,107 - Nikki? 566 00:23:30,107 --> 00:23:31,607 - Hey. 567 00:23:31,608 --> 00:23:34,778 - We should so get together. 568 00:23:34,779 --> 00:23:36,579 I got a new hot tub. 569 00:23:36,580 --> 00:23:38,683 - I'm really busy. 570 00:23:39,683 --> 00:23:42,021 - Fine. 571 00:23:44,021 --> 00:23:45,756 - You could have at least talked to her. 572 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,658 - That girl is not about talking. 573 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:59,102 - Can you sit on this for a second? 574 00:24:05,042 --> 00:24:08,444 - Are you sure you need all these? 575 00:24:08,445 --> 00:24:09,645 - I need to be prepared. 576 00:24:09,646 --> 00:24:12,048 - I know, but can't you just go to a library? 577 00:24:12,049 --> 00:24:14,452 - We're gonna be traveling. 578 00:24:15,452 --> 00:24:16,953 Sugar! 579 00:24:16,954 --> 00:24:17,788 - Hey, hey, hey. 580 00:24:17,788 --> 00:24:18,623 Don't rip it now. 581 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,623 Let me try. 582 00:24:26,297 --> 00:24:30,633 Oh, "American Foreign Policy since 1948." 583 00:24:30,634 --> 00:24:32,035 "Volume two." 584 00:24:32,036 --> 00:24:33,871 Sounds like a real page turner. 585 00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:36,172 - It's interesting. 586 00:24:36,173 --> 00:24:37,343 - Well... 587 00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:39,663 Well, how about something smaller? 588 00:24:43,213 --> 00:24:44,717 Hmm? 589 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:46,983 - The Little Mermaid? 590 00:24:46,984 --> 00:24:48,418 - Oh, you used to love this. 591 00:24:48,419 --> 00:24:51,421 - Until I found out they changed the ending. 592 00:24:51,422 --> 00:24:54,260 The original was so much better. 593 00:24:57,260 --> 00:24:59,765 Hand me that other one. 594 00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:01,832 - Hey listen, Lib. 595 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:02,833 - Hm - m?- 596 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:02,467 Mm 597 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:04,401 If, per, 598 00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:06,236 a young, eligible bachelor on the campaign trail... 599 00:25:06,237 --> 00:25:07,504 - Daddy! 600 00:25:07,505 --> 00:25:08,372 - Well, you're not getting any younger. 601 00:25:08,372 --> 00:25:09,372 - I'm not even 25! 602 00:25:11,041 --> 00:25:12,009 - Well, your mom and I were married 603 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:13,509 by the time we were 21. 604 00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:14,745 - You were precocious. 605 00:25:14,746 --> 00:25:17,448 - Well, I worry about you. 606 00:25:17,449 --> 00:25:20,383 You know, I'm not gonna be around forever. 607 00:25:20,384 --> 00:25:21,884 - I don't need you to take care of me. 608 00:25:21,885 --> 00:25:22,885 - I know. 609 00:25:24,355 --> 00:25:27,524 I just don't want you to be lonely. 610 00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:28,525 - I'm not lonely. 611 00:25:28,526 --> 00:25:30,259 I have lots of friends. 612 00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:33,430 - Yeah, but not a special friend. 613 00:25:33,431 --> 00:25:34,765 Not the kinda friend that makes your heart 614 00:25:34,766 --> 00:25:37,933 go pitter pat like your mom did for me. 615 00:25:37,934 --> 00:25:42,037 You never had a special friend like that, have you? 616 00:25:42,038 --> 00:25:44,975 - Maybe I need to get out of this town. 617 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:49,614 You'd have to agree, my options are somewhat limited. 618 00:25:50,614 --> 00:25:53,486 - Well, what about them Sarver boys? 619 00:25:55,486 --> 00:25:56,752 I see them in church every Sunday. 620 00:25:56,753 --> 00:25:58,587 They're good lookin'. 621 00:25:58,588 --> 00:26:00,790 - Carl and Greg Sarver? 622 00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:02,057 Are you kidding? 623 00:26:02,058 --> 00:26:04,326 All they care about is four wheel drives, 624 00:26:04,327 --> 00:26:06,365 fly fishing, and beer. 625 00:26:07,365 --> 00:26:09,732 - Oh geez, well I guess you're right. 626 00:26:09,733 --> 00:26:12,635 - Daddy, I know you just want me to be happy, 627 00:26:12,636 --> 00:26:15,238 but I'm not gonna be happy if I marry 628 00:26:15,239 --> 00:26:16,839 someone I'm not in love with. 629 00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,476 - That's true, but don't you think that 630 00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:22,345 your expectations are just a little bit unrealistic? 631 00:26:22,346 --> 00:26:24,847 I mean look, let's face it. 632 00:26:24,848 --> 00:26:27,851 No guy is gonna be as smart as you. 633 00:26:27,852 --> 00:26:29,853 And brains ain't everything. 634 00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:30,854 - Daddy! 635 00:26:38,496 --> 00:26:42,634 ♪ I never fell for fairy tales 636 00:26:43,634 --> 00:26:48,171 ♪ For the one true love that's found 637 00:26:48,172 --> 00:26:52,942 ♪ That handsome prince who'd soon convince 638 00:26:52,943 --> 00:26:58,053 ♪ My feet to leave the ground. 639 00:27:03,053 --> 00:27:07,624 ♪ I never longed for lovers' songs 640 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:12,961 ♪ For the poet's perfect rhyme 641 00:27:12,962 --> 00:27:16,231 ♪ All I ever hoped for 642 00:27:16,232 --> 00:27:20,870 ♪ Was someone who'd spend some time 643 00:27:20,871 --> 00:27:24,076 ♪ Just be a friend of mine 644 00:27:26,076 --> 00:27:29,487 ♪ Someone real 645 00:27:36,487 --> 00:27:39,655 ♪ Someone who makes me laugh 646 00:27:39,656 --> 00:27:43,192 ♪ Who'll share their life with me half and half 647 00:27:43,193 --> 00:27:46,430 ♪ Who will smile in my photograph 648 00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:52,902 ♪ Someone who's not afraid to love 649 00:27:52,903 --> 00:27:56,006 ♪ Someone that I can talk to 650 00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:59,174 ♪ Who calls me up when I'm feeling blue 651 00:27:59,175 --> 00:28:02,377 ♪ Someone that I can make happy too 652 00:28:02,378 --> 00:28:06,350 ♪ Someone who understands me 653 00:28:26,003 --> 00:28:30,039 ♪ I never fall for Barbie Dolls 654 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,711 ♪ For dimwit dixie queens 655 00:28:34,711 --> 00:28:37,748 ♪ Those tan salon, nail-polished, 656 00:28:37,749 --> 00:28:43,885 ♪ fawning female figurines 657 00:28:43,886 --> 00:28:47,624 ♪ Bikini wax and cleavage racks 658 00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:51,894 ♪ Can't hide an empty soul 659 00:28:51,895 --> 00:28:55,297 ♪ Oh, all I ever hoped for 660 00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:59,235 ♪ was someone who's brave and bold 661 00:28:59,236 --> 00:29:03,575 ♪ No fragile flower who'll fade and fold 662 00:29:04,575 --> 00:29:09,317 ♪ Someone real 663 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:17,421 ♪ Someone who's flesh on bones 664 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:20,789 ♪ Who's not expecting a diva's throne 665 00:29:20,790 --> 00:29:24,927 ♪ Just a plain Jane or maybe Joan of Arc 666 00:29:24,928 --> 00:29:28,767 ♪ That girl had balls! 667 00:29:29,767 --> 00:29:33,370 ♪ It's fine if she's soft and sweet 668 00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:36,772 ♪ Just as long as she's got some meat 669 00:29:36,773 --> 00:29:39,808 ♪ Someone with brains but without conceit 670 00:29:39,809 --> 00:29:45,317 ♪ Someone who understands me 671 00:29:47,317 --> 00:29:50,819 ♪ But what if I can't find the love 672 00:29:50,820 --> 00:29:54,824 ♪ I'm seeking? 673 00:29:54,825 --> 00:29:57,460 ♪ That someone who can take me 674 00:29:57,461 --> 00:30:01,663 ♪ As I am? 675 00:30:01,664 --> 00:30:05,168 ♪ That old friend I can talk to 676 00:30:05,169 --> 00:30:08,472 ♪ Without speaking, 677 00:30:09,472 --> 00:30:12,308 ♪ The lover with a sure 678 00:30:12,309 --> 00:30:18,586 ♪ And steady hand? 679 00:30:22,586 --> 00:30:25,822 ♪ Someone who's on the square 680 00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:30,492 ♪ Who's not obsessed with her processed hair 681 00:30:30,493 --> 00:30:33,162 ♪ Someone who really cares 682 00:30:33,163 --> 00:30:38,502 ♪ Someone who's not afraid to love 683 00:30:39,502 --> 00:30:42,672 ♪ It's fine if they've got love handles 684 00:30:42,673 --> 00:30:46,209 ♪ She could even wear socks with sandals 685 00:30:46,210 --> 00:30:49,178 ♪ I'm not expecting a lifetime plan 686 00:30:49,179 --> 00:30:52,414 ♪ Just one to understand a hometown 687 00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:57,019 ♪ fan who'll take a stand beside me 688 00:30:57,020 --> 00:31:02,626 ♪ Just give me someone that I can love 689 00:31:03,626 --> 00:31:10,593 ♪ For real 690 00:31:41,298 --> 00:31:43,098 - We love you, Liberty. 691 00:31:43,099 --> 00:31:45,737 - I love you guys, too, so much. 692 00:31:46,737 --> 00:31:48,307 - I just wish your mom... 693 00:31:51,307 --> 00:31:54,009 Just give me a call every now and again, okay? 694 00:31:54,010 --> 00:31:55,578 - I'll call you every day. 695 00:31:55,579 --> 00:31:56,746 But you've gotta promise me you'll eat 696 00:31:56,747 --> 00:31:58,414 something more than canned soup. 697 00:31:58,415 --> 00:31:59,982 - Promise. 698 00:31:59,983 --> 00:32:03,325 - I left some super simple recipes by the microwave. 699 00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:09,092 - Miss Smith. 700 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,293 - Coming! 701 00:32:10,294 --> 00:32:12,295 - Just remember what we talked about. 702 00:32:12,296 --> 00:32:13,376 - Daddy, I love you. 703 00:32:26,376 --> 00:32:27,945 - I Sing America? 704 00:32:28,945 --> 00:32:32,183 Kinda sounds like that Walt Whitman poem. 705 00:32:33,183 --> 00:32:36,719 You know, I Hear America Singing, from Leaves of Grass? 706 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,022 Let's see 707 00:32:39,022 --> 00:32:42,624 "I hear America singing, the varied carols I hear, 708 00:32:42,625 --> 00:32:45,662 "Those of mechanics, each one singing his 709 00:32:45,663 --> 00:32:48,467 "as it should be blithe and..." 710 00:32:51,568 --> 00:32:53,236 - We should get going. 711 00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:54,244 - Okay. 712 00:33:01,244 --> 00:33:03,713 - Bye! 713 00:33:46,722 --> 00:33:49,191 - A dramatic change of political strategy 714 00:33:49,192 --> 00:33:51,528 for candidate Kenny Weston tonight. 715 00:33:51,529 --> 00:33:55,431 And could one young woman save an entire campaign? 716 00:33:55,432 --> 00:33:57,767 I'm Rolf Schnitzel and you've just entered 717 00:33:57,768 --> 00:33:59,435 The Briefing Room. 718 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,209 Well, some political analysts are calling it 719 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,645 a desperate Hail Mary pass, 720 00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:10,613 while others applaud Kenny Weston's 721 00:34:10,614 --> 00:34:12,314 recent political rebranding 722 00:34:12,315 --> 00:34:14,551 as a brilliant piece of strategy. 723 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:17,986 But maybe the results speak for themselves. 724 00:34:17,987 --> 00:34:20,223 In just one hour, a new campaign commercial 725 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:23,725 featuring the singing, dancing sensation, Liberty Smith, 726 00:34:23,726 --> 00:34:26,395 received over 20 million views. 727 00:34:26,396 --> 00:34:27,663 Just in case you've been living 728 00:34:27,664 --> 00:34:29,399 in a cave for the last few days, 729 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,732 here it is now. 730 00:34:34,771 --> 00:34:38,073 ♪ Let's look ahead to the good old days 731 00:34:38,074 --> 00:34:41,977 ♪ When life was bright and new 732 00:34:41,978 --> 00:34:45,415 ♪ I'm looking forward to the good old days 733 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:48,817 ♪ A time that's tried and true 734 00:34:48,818 --> 00:34:52,421 ♪ A time when everybody knew your name ♪ 735 00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:54,524 ♪ And even if they didn't 736 00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:56,759 ♪ They smiled just the same 737 00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,163 ♪ I found a future in the good old days 738 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:03,536 ♪ Now won't you join me too 739 00:35:07,536 --> 00:35:11,441 ♪ Two young lovers on a bright spring day 740 00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:14,944 ♪ While mama waits inside 741 00:35:14,945 --> 00:35:18,781 ♪ Better not cuss or fuss or fight 742 00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:22,484 ♪ 'Cause papa will tan your hide 743 00:35:22,485 --> 00:35:26,221 ♪ Grandma sits a-stitchin' in her rocker 744 00:35:26,222 --> 00:35:29,959 ♪ And every meal was made by Betty Crocker 745 00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,296 ♪ We can go back to the good old days 746 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:37,641 ♪ But it's up to you to decide 747 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,174 ♪ And Sunday 748 00:35:45,175 --> 00:35:48,746 ♪ Was the Lord's Day 749 00:35:49,746 --> 00:35:54,418 ♪ For baseball and barbeque 750 00:35:55,418 --> 00:36:00,790 ♪ Fishin' with Junior at the catfish pond 751 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:05,160 ♪ While Missy helped her mother with a chore 752 00:36:05,161 --> 00:36:08,168 ♪ Or two 753 00:37:28,945 --> 00:37:32,482 ♪ Let's march ahead to a brand new day 754 00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:36,852 ♪ Like the ones we left behind 755 00:37:36,853 --> 00:37:40,656 ♪ Let's take a page from a golden age 756 00:37:40,657 --> 00:37:44,359 ♪ A kinder, gentler time 757 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,796 ♪ A time when right was right 758 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,696 ♪ And wrong was wrong 759 00:37:48,697 --> 00:37:50,633 ♪ And if you sang a tune 760 00:37:50,634 --> 00:37:52,868 ♪ The band would play along 761 00:37:52,869 --> 00:37:56,605 ♪ I'm moving on to the good old days 762 00:37:56,606 --> 00:37:58,941 ♪ Now won't you join me 763 00:37:58,942 --> 00:38:00,509 ♪ Oh won't you join me 764 00:38:00,510 --> 00:38:06,784 ♪ Won't you join me, too? 765 00:38:12,389 --> 00:38:15,792 - I'm Kenny Weston and I approve this message. 766 00:39:23,226 --> 00:39:25,694 - Now turning to you first, Tom Tishkin, 767 00:39:25,695 --> 00:39:28,863 new polls showing Weston up by five points in Ohio, 768 00:39:28,864 --> 00:39:30,466 but with the gap narrowing after 769 00:39:30,467 --> 00:39:33,368 his lackluster performance on Tuesday night, 770 00:39:33,369 --> 00:39:35,037 what does Kenny Weston need to do 771 00:39:35,038 --> 00:39:37,939 in the next two weeks before election day? 772 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:39,774 - Well, he's definitely gotta improve 773 00:39:39,775 --> 00:39:42,044 his performance in the next debate. 774 00:39:42,045 --> 00:39:44,145 He needs to look presidential; 775 00:39:44,146 --> 00:39:46,982 in command, but still relatable, 776 00:39:46,983 --> 00:39:49,250 someone the American people would want 777 00:39:49,251 --> 00:39:51,053 to go on a fishing trip with. 778 00:39:51,054 --> 00:39:54,723 And of course, the Liberty factor is gonna be huge. 779 00:39:54,724 --> 00:39:56,558 She is enormously popular with both 780 00:39:56,559 --> 00:40:00,462 unmarried females 18 to 25 and the Evangelicals, 781 00:40:00,463 --> 00:40:01,730 who's turn out on election day 782 00:40:01,731 --> 00:40:03,732 is gonna be absolutely essential. 783 00:40:03,733 --> 00:40:05,901 She's sweet, she's smart, 784 00:40:05,902 --> 00:40:08,404 she's very, very sexy, frankly. 785 00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:12,746 If I were Weston, I would let her do all the talking. 786 00:40:16,746 --> 00:40:18,180 - And the president of Turkmenistan, 787 00:40:18,181 --> 00:40:19,848 I think I can pronounce his first name, 788 00:40:19,849 --> 00:40:21,082 but the second name, I st... 789 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:23,953 - You don't have to worry about any of that. 790 00:40:23,954 --> 00:40:26,089 You're gonna be great. 791 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,089 Everybody loves you. 792 00:40:28,090 --> 00:40:29,759 - But what if somebody asks me something 793 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,627 I don't know how to answer? 794 00:40:31,628 --> 00:40:32,628 - Just listen. 795 00:40:36,032 --> 00:40:40,771 ♪ When you Meet the Press or Face the Nation 796 00:40:41,771 --> 00:40:45,311 ♪ There are some rules by which you always must abide 797 00:40:48,311 --> 00:40:51,647 ♪ If you follow these simple lessons 798 00:40:51,648 --> 00:40:55,451 ♪ You will make a strong impression 799 00:40:55,452 --> 00:41:01,360 ♪ And the pundits will come over to your side 800 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,194 ♪ Stay on message 801 00:41:05,195 --> 00:41:07,796 ♪ Project confidence 802 00:41:07,797 --> 00:41:11,634 ♪ Say you think that Washington is rotten 803 00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:13,801 ♪ Just look relaxed 804 00:41:13,802 --> 00:41:16,071 ♪ But if a questioner attacks 805 00:41:16,072 --> 00:41:20,142 ♪ Digress until the question is forgotten 806 00:41:20,143 --> 00:41:22,178 ♪ You gotta keep it short 807 00:41:22,179 --> 00:41:24,814 ♪ And make it snappy 808 00:41:24,815 --> 00:41:28,651 ♪ Repeat it over and over like a rhyme 809 00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:30,585 ♪ Ideas that once seemed dense 810 00:41:30,586 --> 00:41:32,421 ♪ Will feel like common sense 811 00:41:32,422 --> 00:41:36,158 ♪ When they've heard it over 1500 times 812 00:41:36,159 --> 00:41:38,326 ♪ But if they press you for a statement 813 00:41:38,327 --> 00:41:41,997 ♪ And you're not sure it's okay 814 00:41:41,998 --> 00:41:43,698 ♪ Remember 815 00:41:43,699 --> 00:41:45,834 ♪ You never get in trouble 816 00:41:45,835 --> 00:41:50,339 ♪ For something you don't say 817 00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:52,008 Think you've got it? 818 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:53,174 - I think so. 819 00:41:53,175 --> 00:41:54,444 - Okay. 820 00:41:54,445 --> 00:41:55,445 Let's try one. 821 00:41:57,380 --> 00:41:59,681 Miss Smith, some have called you 822 00:41:59,682 --> 00:42:01,917 the pretty face of ugly politics. 823 00:42:01,918 --> 00:42:03,554 Your response. 824 00:42:05,554 --> 00:42:08,823 - Um, I think... 825 00:42:08,824 --> 00:42:10,625 Can I get a hint? 826 00:42:10,626 --> 00:42:12,528 - Pivot, remember? 827 00:42:12,529 --> 00:42:13,729 Take the conversation from something 828 00:42:13,730 --> 00:42:14,964 you don't want to talk about 829 00:42:14,965 --> 00:42:16,765 to something you do want to talk about. 830 00:42:16,766 --> 00:42:19,067 - But what should I talk about? 831 00:42:19,068 --> 00:42:22,939 - Well, you can never go wrong with the four F's. 832 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:24,375 - The four F's? 833 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:27,877 - Faith, family, freedom, and fu... 834 00:42:29,445 --> 00:42:31,882 Mistakes by the opponent. 835 00:42:33,882 --> 00:42:35,752 ♪ You can use statistics 836 00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:38,153 ♪ As ballistics 837 00:42:38,154 --> 00:42:41,589 ♪ Drop them like a bomb to clear the air 838 00:42:41,590 --> 00:42:43,426 ♪ The facts are flexible 839 00:42:43,427 --> 00:42:45,794 ♪ Always selectable 840 00:42:45,795 --> 00:42:50,265 ♪ One person's foul is another person's fair 841 00:42:50,266 --> 00:42:52,401 ♪ You gotta thank God a lot 842 00:42:52,402 --> 00:42:54,569 ♪ And your parents 843 00:42:54,570 --> 00:42:56,738 ♪ Without them you'd have never made it 844 00:42:56,739 --> 00:42:58,441 ♪ Here - That's true. 845 00:42:58,442 --> 00:43:00,408 ♪ Talk about your grandma 846 00:43:00,409 --> 00:43:02,143 ♪ From down in Alabama 847 00:43:02,144 --> 00:43:04,680 ♪ Who works 18 hour days as a volunteer ♪ 848 00:43:04,681 --> 00:43:05,915 - But my grandma is... 849 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,749 ♪ But if they question your assumptions 850 00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:11,085 ♪ Or the picture you portray 851 00:43:11,086 --> 00:43:12,988 ♪ Remember 852 00:43:12,989 --> 00:43:14,790 ♪ You never get in trouble 853 00:43:14,791 --> 00:43:18,463 ♪ For something you don't say 854 00:43:20,463 --> 00:43:22,430 - Does it ever bother you? 855 00:43:22,431 --> 00:43:23,966 - What? 856 00:43:23,967 --> 00:43:27,602 - You know, not telling the whole truth 857 00:43:27,603 --> 00:43:29,872 - Nobody tells the whole truth. 858 00:43:29,873 --> 00:43:32,709 ♪ So don't say intervention, say 859 00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:34,042 ♪ Keeping peace 860 00:43:34,043 --> 00:43:36,712 ♪ Don't say occupation, say 861 00:43:36,713 --> 00:43:37,779 - Permanent lease? 862 00:43:37,780 --> 00:43:40,450 ♪ Don't say dog-eat-dog, say 863 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:41,850 ♪ Market forces 864 00:43:41,851 --> 00:43:44,287 ♪ Don't say exploited labor, say 865 00:43:44,288 --> 00:43:47,622 ♪ Human resources 866 00:43:47,623 --> 00:43:49,357 - I think she's got it. 867 00:43:59,302 --> 00:44:00,302 - Oh. 868 00:44:00,303 --> 00:44:02,684 - Mmhmm, I can do that, too. 869 00:44:27,563 --> 00:44:30,499 ♪ And don't say global warming, say ♪ 870 00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:31,732 - This too shall pass. 871 00:44:31,733 --> 00:44:34,335 ♪ Don't say air pollution, say 872 00:44:34,336 --> 00:44:35,337 - Prosperity gas? 873 00:44:35,338 --> 00:44:37,772 ♪ Don't say detention camp, say 874 00:44:37,773 --> 00:44:39,741 ♪ Enhanced cooperative 875 00:44:39,742 --> 00:44:42,745 ♪ Don't say we lied, say 876 00:44:42,746 --> 00:44:49,623 ♪ Previous statements are inoperative 877 00:44:53,623 --> 00:44:57,892 ♪ I'll stay on message ♪ Stick to those talking points 878 00:44:57,893 --> 00:45:01,363 ♪ Project confidence ♪ Keep your messaging 879 00:45:01,364 --> 00:45:03,566 ♪ Clear and confident 880 00:45:03,567 --> 00:45:09,873 ♪ Say I think that Washington is rotten 881 00:45:10,873 --> 00:45:12,875 ♪ I'll look relaxed 882 00:45:12,876 --> 00:45:14,442 ♪ Don't be afraid to show 883 00:45:14,443 --> 00:45:16,645 ♪ A hint of vulnerability ♪ And if a 884 00:45:16,646 --> 00:45:19,881 ♪ But when someone attacks you ♪ Questioner attacks 885 00:45:19,882 --> 00:45:22,084 ♪ Just hit back, don't let ♪ I'll distract 886 00:45:22,085 --> 00:45:24,252 ♪ Them get you with a gotcha ♪ Until the question 887 00:45:24,253 --> 00:45:26,455 ♪ And stall until ♪ Is forgotten 888 00:45:26,456 --> 00:45:29,394 ♪ The question is forgot 889 00:45:31,394 --> 00:45:33,428 ♪ And if I stumble on my answers 890 00:45:33,429 --> 00:45:37,232 ♪ And the pundits make me pay 891 00:45:37,233 --> 00:45:38,801 ♪ I'll remember 892 00:45:38,802 --> 00:45:42,671 ♪ You never get in trouble 893 00:45:42,672 --> 00:45:46,607 ♪ If you keep speaking double 894 00:45:46,608 --> 00:45:48,642 ♪ You never get in trouble 895 00:45:48,643 --> 00:45:54,186 ♪ For something you don't say 896 00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:02,758 - Get out of my way. 897 00:46:02,759 --> 00:46:04,926 - Whee! 898 00:46:11,634 --> 00:46:12,968 - I can't get this without... 899 00:46:12,969 --> 00:46:14,770 Can I get a little help here? 900 00:46:14,771 --> 00:46:16,004 - What's up? 901 00:46:16,005 --> 00:46:16,005 - You know how to do this, right? 902 00:46:16,972 --> 00:46:17,806 - Yeah. 903 00:46:17,807 --> 00:46:19,344 - I just need you to... 904 00:46:21,344 --> 00:46:22,179 - Okay. 905 00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:26,549 Uh, Miss Smith, this won't hurt a bit. 906 00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:28,452 Alright, I think... 907 00:46:30,452 --> 00:46:32,289 We'll just go this way. 908 00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:37,024 Well, you have to stand still. 909 00:46:37,025 --> 00:46:38,960 - I can't help it I'm ticklish. 910 00:46:40,063 --> 00:46:42,031 - Girls, wrap it up. We've got one minute. 911 00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:43,032 - Okay. 912 00:46:49,706 --> 00:46:51,306 - Liberty. 913 00:46:51,307 --> 00:46:52,540 Rolf Schnitzel. 914 00:46:52,541 --> 00:46:53,476 Oh, sorry, didn't mean to walk in 915 00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:54,477 on the dressing room there. 916 00:46:55,478 --> 00:46:56,413 - Hi. 917 00:46:56,414 --> 00:46:57,580 - Nice to meet you finally. 918 00:46:57,581 --> 00:47:00,049 Why don't you just scootch around here? 919 00:47:00,050 --> 00:47:02,384 Yeah, so it's so great to have you here, finally. 920 00:47:02,385 --> 00:47:04,520 I know we've been trying to get you on the show for 921 00:47:04,521 --> 00:47:06,087 seems like a couple of months now. 922 00:47:06,088 --> 00:47:08,094 - And five, four... 923 00:47:11,094 --> 00:47:12,528 - And welcome back. 924 00:47:12,529 --> 00:47:15,363 Joining me now, a face familiar to all of America, 925 00:47:15,364 --> 00:47:18,866 Weston campaign surrogate, Miss Liberty Smith. 926 00:47:18,867 --> 00:47:20,669 Welcome to The Briefing Room, Liberty. 927 00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:21,937 - Thanks, Rolf. 928 00:47:21,938 --> 00:47:24,171 I'm really delighted to be here. 929 00:47:24,172 --> 00:47:26,841 - Now, Liberty, let's be honest. 930 00:47:26,842 --> 00:47:28,944 Without you, Kenny Weston's campaign 931 00:47:28,945 --> 00:47:30,879 would have been washed up a few months ago. 932 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,616 You gave him whole a new lease on life. 933 00:47:33,617 --> 00:47:36,384 - That's very nice of you to say, Rolf, 934 00:47:36,385 --> 00:47:39,221 but I really can't claim any credit. 935 00:47:39,222 --> 00:47:41,455 Senator Weston is the one who's out there 936 00:47:41,456 --> 00:47:45,026 every day fighting for ordinary Americans. 937 00:47:45,027 --> 00:47:47,194 I'm just cheering from the sidelines. 938 00:47:47,195 --> 00:47:48,930 - Well, I guess every candidate wishes he had 939 00:47:48,931 --> 00:47:51,033 a cheerleader as pretty as you, then. 940 00:47:53,103 --> 00:47:55,069 Now, of course, we all know your father 941 00:47:55,070 --> 00:47:57,071 is a well-respected pastor. 942 00:47:57,072 --> 00:47:58,205 - Mmhmm, that's right. 943 00:47:58,206 --> 00:47:59,741 - But what our viewers might not know 944 00:47:59,742 --> 00:48:02,544 is that your mother was a medical missionary 945 00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:04,479 who traveled to some of the most dangerous parts 946 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:08,149 of the world in order to help those in need, until... 947 00:48:08,150 --> 00:48:09,451 - That's right. 948 00:48:09,452 --> 00:48:10,721 My mother was... 949 00:48:11,721 --> 00:48:13,388 - She was tragically... 950 00:48:13,389 --> 00:48:16,092 - Yes, as a matter of fact, 951 00:48:17,092 --> 00:48:21,462 that's why I am such a strong support of Senator Weston. 952 00:48:21,463 --> 00:48:24,066 Senator Weston believes that America should take the lead 953 00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:28,840 in ... creating a more peaceful world. 954 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,773 - Fascinating. 955 00:48:30,773 --> 00:48:31,740 We're gonna take a short break, 956 00:48:31,741 --> 00:48:32,741 but when we come back, 957 00:48:32,742 --> 00:48:34,276 more intimate conversation 958 00:48:34,277 --> 00:48:37,312 with America's political sweetheart, Miss Liberty Smith. 959 00:48:37,313 --> 00:48:38,513 Stick around. 960 00:48:45,086 --> 00:48:46,522 - You really think it was okay? 961 00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:47,756 - Yeah, it was great. 962 00:48:47,757 --> 00:48:49,357 It was perfect. 963 00:48:49,358 --> 00:48:51,292 And nice pivot on that Mom question. 964 00:48:51,293 --> 00:48:52,861 I'm glad you didn't let him push you around 965 00:48:52,862 --> 00:48:54,096 and get too personal. 966 00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,665 - Hey girls! 967 00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,131 - Hi Yolanda! 968 00:48:57,132 --> 00:48:59,267 - I saw you from the green room. 969 00:48:59,268 --> 00:49:01,904 You were fabulous. 970 00:49:01,905 --> 00:49:03,837 - Well, that's only because of Nikki. 971 00:49:03,838 --> 00:49:05,140 You wanna come to lunch with us? 972 00:49:05,141 --> 00:49:07,942 - I wish I could, but I got a plane. 973 00:49:07,943 --> 00:49:10,444 Dickler wants you back in Washington, too. 974 00:49:10,445 --> 00:49:11,680 - What? 975 00:49:11,681 --> 00:49:13,814 - Kenny needs debate prep, badly. 976 00:49:13,815 --> 00:49:15,451 Probably now until the election. 977 00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:18,153 - But I thought she was gonna be with me the whole time. 978 00:49:18,154 --> 00:49:19,154 - Don't worry about it. 979 00:49:19,155 --> 00:49:20,355 You're doing great. 980 00:49:20,356 --> 00:49:22,457 You don't need me anymore. 981 00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:23,491 - That's not true. 982 00:49:23,492 --> 00:49:25,727 I still need you. 983 00:49:25,728 --> 00:49:26,995 I mean, your help. 984 00:49:26,996 --> 00:49:30,698 I'm still not very good at all this. 985 00:49:30,699 --> 00:49:34,669 - Hey, hey, why don't you come with us for a few days? 986 00:49:34,670 --> 00:49:35,837 - What? 987 00:49:35,838 --> 00:49:36,739 - Where? 988 00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:37,805 - To Washington. 989 00:49:37,806 --> 00:49:38,973 You could stay with me. 990 00:49:38,974 --> 00:49:41,241 I have a whole empty house now. 991 00:49:41,242 --> 00:49:42,977 - I wouldn't wanna impose, or... 992 00:49:42,978 --> 00:49:44,479 - Not at all. 993 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,314 I'll give you your own key. 994 00:49:46,315 --> 00:49:48,082 You can come and go 995 00:49:48,083 --> 00:49:49,651 and Nikki can show you 996 00:49:49,652 --> 00:49:52,254 around town between sessions, right Nik? 997 00:49:52,255 --> 00:49:53,088 - Mmhmm. 998 00:49:53,088 --> 00:49:54,088 - Nikki? 999 00:49:55,157 --> 00:49:57,993 I'd love to, but are you sure it's okay? 1000 00:49:57,994 --> 00:50:00,062 - Positive. 1001 00:50:00,063 --> 00:50:01,063 - Okay. 1002 00:50:12,708 --> 00:50:14,410 - Alright, Kenny, just relax, be yourself, 1003 00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:15,576 and the election is yours, 1004 00:50:15,577 --> 00:50:17,412 as long as you don't fuck up. 1005 00:50:17,413 --> 00:50:18,879 - I'm sure that really puts him at ease. 1006 00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,614 - Stay in character, Levine. 1007 00:50:20,615 --> 00:50:22,917 Alright, Kenny, let's try one. 1008 00:50:22,918 --> 00:50:23,753 Put on the glasses. 1009 00:50:23,754 --> 00:50:25,687 - Oh, the glasses, yeah. 1010 00:50:25,688 --> 00:50:27,522 Alright, okay, hit me. 1011 00:50:27,523 --> 00:50:28,356 I'm ready. 1012 00:50:28,357 --> 00:50:30,125 - Senator Weston. 1013 00:50:30,126 --> 00:50:32,593 Could you please outline your position on immigration? 1014 00:50:32,594 --> 00:50:34,529 Specifically, do you favor comprehensive 1015 00:50:34,530 --> 00:50:37,732 immigration reform and a path to citizenship? 1016 00:50:37,733 --> 00:50:38,933 - Immigration, okay. 1017 00:50:38,934 --> 00:50:41,371 Uh, that's a tough one, uh... 1018 00:50:42,371 --> 00:50:43,404 Right, well Nikki... 1019 00:50:43,405 --> 00:50:44,240 - Rolf. 1020 00:50:44,241 --> 00:50:45,876 - Rolf, Rolf, right. 1021 00:50:46,876 --> 00:50:49,210 Well, Rolf, as you know, 1022 00:50:49,211 --> 00:50:51,046 America is a nation of immigrants. 1023 00:50:51,047 --> 00:50:54,984 My ancestors, my wife's grandparents, all came here, 1024 00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:56,584 legally, of course, 1025 00:50:56,585 --> 00:50:59,053 trying to make a better life for themselves 1026 00:50:59,054 --> 00:51:00,756 and for their children. 1027 00:51:00,757 --> 00:51:03,725 They left from wherever they were and came 1028 00:51:03,726 --> 00:51:06,627 to the Statue of Liberty, where our poor 1029 00:51:06,628 --> 00:51:08,930 and our hungry, our wretched refuse, 1030 00:51:08,931 --> 00:51:11,402 our tired, all huddled together. 1031 00:51:13,402 --> 00:51:14,636 Now, Julie's family worked 1032 00:51:14,637 --> 00:51:16,805 in the coal mines in Pennsylvania 1033 00:51:16,806 --> 00:51:18,406 and mine worked hard 1034 00:51:18,407 --> 00:51:20,308 on river boats up and down the Mississippi, 1035 00:51:20,309 --> 00:51:23,410 like you might see in Mark Twain or Huck Finn... 1036 00:51:23,411 --> 00:51:25,247 - What the _____ are you talking about? 1037 00:51:25,248 --> 00:51:26,749 - Well, okay, you're making me nervous. 1038 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:27,982 Just let me... 1039 00:51:27,983 --> 00:51:28,918 Here, give me another one. 1040 00:51:28,918 --> 00:51:29,753 Let's start over again, okay? 1041 00:51:31,621 --> 00:51:33,087 - Foreign policy. 1042 00:51:33,088 --> 00:51:34,455 - Senator Weston, 1043 00:51:34,456 --> 00:51:36,290 some in your party say that it's time 1044 00:51:36,291 --> 00:51:37,759 for America to scale back 1045 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,328 its military commitments around the world. 1046 00:51:40,329 --> 00:51:42,997 They say we simply can no longer be the world's policeman 1047 00:51:42,998 --> 00:51:46,033 and they propose major cuts to the defense budget. 1048 00:51:46,034 --> 00:51:49,937 Where exactly do you stand on this issue? 1049 00:51:49,938 --> 00:51:51,607 - Well, I appreciate your question, Nikki. 1050 00:51:51,608 --> 00:51:54,375 - Rolf! - Shit, Rolf! 1051 00:51:54,376 --> 00:51:55,376 Rolf, 1052 00:51:56,344 --> 00:51:57,547 as you know, 1053 00:51:58,547 --> 00:52:01,049 America is the greatest country in the world. 1054 00:52:01,050 --> 00:52:02,850 In fact, we always have been, 1055 00:52:02,851 --> 00:52:04,486 ever since we beat the Redcoats 1056 00:52:04,487 --> 00:52:05,819 in the American Revolution, 1057 00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:08,989 and I guess I'm just not ready to give that up. 1058 00:52:08,990 --> 00:52:10,392 You know, American workers are 1059 00:52:10,393 --> 00:52:12,627 the greatest workers in the world 1060 00:52:12,628 --> 00:52:15,230 and that's why everyone wants military hardware 1061 00:52:15,231 --> 00:52:18,067 that's from the United States, so, 1062 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:20,035 if I am elected president, 1063 00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:23,305 I'll guarantee that every aircraft carrier, 1064 00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:26,475 every cruise missile, every jet fighter, 1065 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:29,143 every surveillance drone across the world, 1066 00:52:29,144 --> 00:52:32,881 around the entire globe says, 1067 00:52:32,882 --> 00:52:34,384 Made in America, 1068 00:52:35,384 --> 00:52:38,190 not, Made in Japan or Guatemala. 1069 00:52:42,190 --> 00:52:44,493 - Kenny, did you memorize the talking points I gave you? 1070 00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:45,529 - Yes. 1071 00:52:46,529 --> 00:52:47,763 Which ones? 1072 00:52:47,764 --> 00:52:48,597 - All of them. 1073 00:52:48,598 --> 00:52:49,830 - Most of 'em. 1074 00:52:49,831 --> 00:52:51,232 - You have to memorize all of them 1075 00:52:51,233 --> 00:52:52,567 and all of the attack lines, too. 1076 00:52:52,568 --> 00:52:54,102 Absolutely no ad-libbing. 1077 00:52:54,103 --> 00:52:55,337 Just the script. 1078 00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:57,839 We can't rehearse until you know your lines. 1079 00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:02,511 - Well, I thought that last answer was pretty good. 1080 00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:03,710 - Alright, we're done for the day. 1081 00:53:03,711 --> 00:53:06,351 Kenny, I need to talk to you. 1082 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:09,517 - Hey. 1083 00:53:09,518 --> 00:53:10,554 Where are you? 1084 00:53:11,554 --> 00:53:12,855 Okay. 1085 00:53:31,273 --> 00:53:35,944 - "With malice toward none, with charity for all, 1086 00:53:35,945 --> 00:53:37,212 "with firmness in the right, 1087 00:53:37,213 --> 00:53:39,881 "as God gives us to see the right, 1088 00:53:39,882 --> 00:53:44,053 "let us strive on to finish the work we are in and that..." 1089 00:53:48,090 --> 00:53:49,625 - Hey, what's up? 1090 00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:50,792 - Where are you? 1091 00:53:50,793 --> 00:53:53,328 - Oh, we're just leaving the Lincoln... shit. 1092 00:53:53,329 --> 00:53:55,364 Shoot, totally forgot. 1093 00:53:56,364 --> 00:53:57,899 - I figured you did. 1094 00:53:57,900 --> 00:53:59,567 Why don't you just head over now 1095 00:53:59,568 --> 00:54:00,901 and bring Libby with you? 1096 00:54:00,902 --> 00:54:02,671 We'll make it a trio. 1097 00:54:02,672 --> 00:54:04,171 - Bring her there? 1098 00:54:04,172 --> 00:54:05,573 - Bring me where? 1099 00:54:05,574 --> 00:54:07,642 - Bring her to the bar. 1100 00:54:07,643 --> 00:54:10,078 - Yolanda invited me for drinks for my birthday. 1101 00:54:10,079 --> 00:54:11,580 Do you want to come? 1102 00:54:12,782 --> 00:54:14,318 We'll be there in 15. 1103 00:54:34,536 --> 00:54:37,339 - Surprise! 1104 00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:38,173 - What? 1105 00:54:38,174 --> 00:54:40,107 You sneaky bitch. 1106 00:54:40,108 --> 00:54:42,643 - I thought you'd never get here. 1107 00:54:42,644 --> 00:54:45,113 - Did you know about this? 1108 00:54:46,449 --> 00:54:49,121 Remind me to never trust you again. 1109 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:52,956 - Hey, how are you? 1110 00:54:53,956 --> 00:54:54,789 Let me take your coat. 1111 00:54:54,790 --> 00:54:56,290 - Okay. 1112 00:55:05,300 --> 00:55:07,301 - What can I get you guys? 1113 00:55:07,302 --> 00:55:09,538 - Um, do you have, like, ginger ale? 1114 00:55:09,539 --> 00:55:10,805 - Yeah, sure. 1115 00:55:10,806 --> 00:55:11,639 - That sounds good, I'll have the same. 1116 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,815 - Okay. 1117 00:55:19,815 --> 00:55:20,815 - So... 1118 00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:24,719 How are you? 1119 00:55:26,155 --> 00:55:27,522 - Fine. 1120 00:55:27,523 --> 00:55:28,857 Fine, yeah. 1120 00:55:27,523 --> 00:56:28,857 .:: HDMovie8.Com ::. 1121 00:55:28,858 --> 00:55:30,827 Thanks, just fine. 1122 00:55:32,827 --> 00:55:35,263 Oh, I almost forgot, uh... 1123 00:55:35,264 --> 00:55:36,899 I have a present for you. 1124 00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:38,098 - Oh, you didn't have to do that. 1125 00:55:38,099 --> 00:55:40,535 - Well, I was in the Supreme Court gift shop 1126 00:55:40,536 --> 00:55:41,536 and I saw this. 1127 00:55:43,338 --> 00:55:45,941 I thought of you right away. 1128 00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:48,042 - The Complete Opinions of Louis Brandeis. 1129 00:55:48,043 --> 00:55:49,044 - Yeah. 1130 00:55:49,045 --> 00:55:50,511 I hope you don't have it already. 1131 00:55:50,512 --> 00:55:52,247 - No, I don't have it. 1132 00:55:52,248 --> 00:55:54,015 - The dissent on Olmstead versus U.S. 1133 00:55:54,016 --> 00:55:55,552 is really incredible. 1134 00:55:56,552 --> 00:56:00,189 Anyway, I just thought, if you do end up going to law school, 1135 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:02,961 you know, it might come in handy. 1136 00:56:06,961 --> 00:56:09,934 - I don't know anyone like you. 1137 00:56:11,934 --> 00:56:13,600 To you. 1138 00:56:13,601 --> 00:56:15,739 - Well, no, to us. 1139 00:56:16,739 --> 00:56:19,374 I mean, you know, to both of us. 1140 00:56:19,375 --> 00:56:20,916 Not just me. 1141 00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:30,352 Oh shoot! 1142 00:56:30,353 --> 00:56:31,253 Oh my gosh. 1143 00:56:31,254 --> 00:56:32,486 - You're all wet. 1144 00:56:32,487 --> 00:56:35,924 - Oh, uh... I can do that by myself. 1145 00:56:35,925 --> 00:56:37,725 Thanks, um... 1146 00:56:37,726 --> 00:56:39,493 Listen, I better... 1147 00:56:39,494 --> 00:56:40,560 - I should drive you... 1148 00:56:40,561 --> 00:56:41,331 - No! - It's late. 1149 00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:42,331 - I mean, I'm fine. 1150 00:56:44,132 --> 00:56:46,768 I should really, I gotta catch my plane early tomorrow. 1151 00:56:46,769 --> 00:56:48,236 I should, uh... 1152 00:56:48,237 --> 00:56:51,244 Thanks for a great gay... day! 1153 00:57:36,452 --> 00:57:38,620 ♪ Oh love 1154 00:57:41,757 --> 00:57:45,295 ♪ I dare not speak your name 1155 00:57:47,295 --> 00:57:50,135 ♪ For if I speak your name 1156 00:57:54,135 --> 00:57:57,872 ♪ You will hear my voice 1157 00:57:57,873 --> 00:58:00,309 ♪ Trembling 1158 00:58:01,309 --> 00:58:03,815 ♪ Oh love 1159 00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:09,155 ♪ I dare not meet your gaze 1160 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:16,760 ♪ For if I meet your gaze 1161 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:22,733 ♪ You will see my eyes 1162 00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:25,572 ♪ Wanting 1163 00:58:29,572 --> 00:58:34,209 ♪ Then all 1164 00:58:34,210 --> 00:58:37,613 ♪ Is lost 1165 00:58:37,614 --> 00:58:42,099 ♪ All is lost 1166 00:58:56,099 --> 00:58:59,036 ♪ Better not to see 1167 00:59:00,036 --> 00:59:04,173 ♪ Better not to hear 1168 00:59:05,173 --> 00:59:10,880 ♪ And never speak your name 1169 00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,749 ♪ Oh love 1170 00:59:14,750 --> 00:59:19,389 ♪ I dare not stand too near 1171 00:59:20,389 --> 00:59:23,260 ♪ For if I stand too near 1172 00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:28,897 ♪ You will feel my heart 1173 00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:30,665 ♪ Beating 1174 00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:32,768 ♪ Oh love 1175 00:59:33,768 --> 00:59:38,675 ♪ I dare not see you smile 1176 00:59:39,675 --> 00:59:44,312 ♪ For if I see you smile 1177 00:59:44,313 --> 00:59:48,250 ♪ You will catch my soul 1178 00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:50,285 ♪ Singing 1179 00:59:50,286 --> 00:59:54,123 ♪ Then all 1180 00:59:55,123 --> 00:59:57,864 ♪ Is lost 1181 01:00:02,864 --> 01:00:06,134 ♪ But when I speak your name 1182 01:00:06,135 --> 01:00:10,705 ♪ Is when I can believe 1183 01:00:10,706 --> 01:00:15,733 ♪ There is another world 1184 01:00:37,733 --> 01:00:41,870 ♪ And when you're all alone 1185 01:00:41,871 --> 01:00:46,144 ♪ As I am all alone 1186 01:00:50,144 --> 01:00:56,554 ♪ Do you ever speak my name? 1187 01:00:58,554 --> 01:01:01,992 ♪ Do you ever 1188 01:01:02,992 --> 01:01:06,996 ♪ Do you ever 1189 01:01:07,996 --> 01:01:09,166 ♪ Speak 1190 01:01:12,166 --> 01:01:14,905 ♪ My 1191 01:01:15,905 --> 01:01:20,550 ♪ Name? 1192 01:01:41,797 --> 01:01:44,198 - Well, they're calling it "Kissgate." 1193 01:01:44,199 --> 01:01:46,401 A campaign scandal that has rocked Washington 1194 01:01:46,402 --> 01:01:48,970 and put this election back up for grabs. 1195 01:01:48,971 --> 01:01:53,908 America's conservative sweetheart turns out to be 1196 01:01:53,909 --> 01:01:54,909 a lesbian. 1197 01:01:56,378 --> 01:01:58,279 Now, Democrats are calling flip-flop, 1198 01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,948 and Weston's socially conservative base is furious. 1199 01:02:01,949 --> 01:02:03,451 The big question now, of course, 1200 01:02:03,452 --> 01:02:05,053 what did Kenny Weston know 1201 01:02:05,054 --> 01:02:07,622 about Liberty's sexual preference, 1202 01:02:07,623 --> 01:02:09,457 and when did he know it? 1203 01:02:31,179 --> 01:02:34,420 - I'm really sorry, Kenny, I messed up. 1204 01:02:38,420 --> 01:02:39,255 - Well, maybe we... 1205 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:40,754 - You messed up? 1206 01:02:40,755 --> 01:02:42,323 You fucked over our whole campaign 1207 01:02:42,324 --> 01:02:43,924 just so you could score a little more pussy. 1208 01:02:43,925 --> 01:02:45,459 - You shut your dirty mouth! 1209 01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:46,627 You can't talk to her like that! 1210 01:02:46,628 --> 01:02:47,463 - Says who? 1211 01:02:47,463 --> 01:02:48,463 - Says me! 1212 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:55,139 - Well, at the very least, it was incredibly unprofessional. 1213 01:02:58,139 --> 01:03:01,674 - I just wanted to say how sorry I am 1214 01:03:01,675 --> 01:03:04,946 for all the trouble I've caused. 1215 01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:06,887 I'm going away. 1216 01:03:11,887 --> 01:03:13,288 - Liberty, it's okay. 1217 01:03:13,289 --> 01:03:14,955 Just because your father's a bigot, doesn't... 1218 01:03:14,956 --> 01:03:16,457 - He's not a bigot! 1219 01:03:16,458 --> 01:03:17,692 - That's not what I meant to say... 1220 01:03:17,693 --> 01:03:20,528 - He's the kindest, most generous person I know. 1221 01:03:20,529 --> 01:03:23,565 If anybody's a bigot, it's you. 1222 01:03:24,565 --> 01:03:25,799 - What? 1223 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:26,968 - You think anybody who believes in God 1224 01:03:26,969 --> 01:03:29,638 is stupid, or naive, or deluded or... 1225 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:30,639 - I never said that. 1226 01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:33,040 - You didn't have to! 1227 01:03:33,041 --> 01:03:34,542 - Why are you taking this out on me? 1228 01:03:34,543 --> 01:03:36,646 I'm not the one... 1229 01:03:38,646 --> 01:03:39,481 I love you. 1230 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:40,650 - Oh please. 1231 01:03:41,650 --> 01:03:45,486 You don't even know what real love is. 1232 01:03:45,487 --> 01:03:47,988 It's about self sacrifice. 1233 01:03:47,989 --> 01:03:51,658 It's about doing things for others. 1234 01:03:51,659 --> 01:03:56,230 Doing the right thing, even if it's not the thing you want. 1235 01:03:56,231 --> 01:03:59,702 Giving up your own life for someone else's. 1236 01:04:00,702 --> 01:04:02,338 That's real love. 1237 01:04:04,338 --> 01:04:05,607 - No. 1238 01:04:05,608 --> 01:04:07,341 That's codependency. 1239 01:04:07,342 --> 01:04:09,579 There's a big difference. 1240 01:04:10,579 --> 01:04:13,881 - So you're saying Jesus was codependent? 1241 01:04:13,882 --> 01:04:15,116 I knew it. 1242 01:04:15,117 --> 01:04:16,923 - Liberty, wait a sec. 1243 01:04:21,923 --> 01:04:26,593 - Oh Lord, we ask you for the courage to change, 1244 01:04:26,594 --> 01:04:29,029 for we know if we come before you humbly, 1245 01:04:29,030 --> 01:04:33,701 and ask for forgiveness, we will be born anew. 1246 01:04:33,702 --> 01:04:37,104 Oh, yours is a wonderworking, transformative power, 1247 01:04:37,105 --> 01:04:40,140 a power to heal body and spirit. 1248 01:04:40,141 --> 01:04:42,743 We ask you to use your awesome power 1249 01:04:42,744 --> 01:04:47,080 to heal Liberty, who's suffering so, at this moment. 1250 01:04:47,081 --> 01:04:51,919 Oh Lord, we ask you to fill her afresh with the Holy Spirit, 1251 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:54,922 and to make her clean again. 1252 01:04:54,923 --> 01:04:56,491 Thank you, Lord. 1253 01:04:56,492 --> 01:04:58,829 In Jesus name we pray, Amen. 1254 01:05:00,829 --> 01:05:01,829 - Amen. 1255 01:05:02,664 --> 01:05:05,732 - Honey, it's gonna be okay. 1256 01:05:05,733 --> 01:05:08,937 - I think praying made me feel even worse. 1257 01:05:08,938 --> 01:05:11,671 - But you're gonna be all better real soon. 1258 01:05:11,672 --> 01:05:12,906 The brochure says this place 1259 01:05:12,907 --> 01:05:14,107 has all the most modern treatments, 1260 01:05:14,108 --> 01:05:17,245 and a cure rate of over 90%. 1261 01:05:17,246 --> 01:05:19,580 Plus, with all those gay men there, 1262 01:05:19,581 --> 01:05:21,501 you know they're gonna have a terrific glee club. 1263 01:05:29,257 --> 01:05:32,026 - I think drinking is making me feel worse. 1264 01:05:32,027 --> 01:05:33,660 - It usually does. 1265 01:05:33,661 --> 01:05:36,798 You're definitely not a happy drunk. 1266 01:05:37,798 --> 01:05:39,700 - I shouldn't have kissed her. 1267 01:05:39,701 --> 01:05:41,268 - It's not like she didn't want to. 1268 01:05:41,269 --> 01:05:44,608 - No, maybe I just pushed her into it. 1269 01:05:46,608 --> 01:05:49,343 - I really think she'll come around. 1270 01:05:49,344 --> 01:05:50,547 Just be patient. 1271 01:05:53,782 --> 01:05:55,015 - And now, new developments 1272 01:05:55,016 --> 01:05:57,317 in the unfolding Kissgate scandal. 1273 01:05:57,318 --> 01:05:58,953 America's sweetheart, Liberty Smith 1274 01:05:58,954 --> 01:06:00,988 has checked into what sources close to the family 1275 01:06:00,989 --> 01:06:04,292 describe as a "gender reorientation facility." 1276 01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:06,660 Exclusive video of Liberty now as she enters the 1277 01:06:06,661 --> 01:06:09,129 Straight From the Heart Reparative Therapy Camp 1278 01:06:09,130 --> 01:06:10,799 outside of Lynchburg, Virginia. 1279 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,405 - Motherfucker. 1280 01:06:46,201 --> 01:06:49,505 ♪ Some say that losin' 1281 01:06:50,505 --> 01:06:54,510 ♪ Makes a heart grow strong 1282 01:06:55,510 --> 01:06:59,881 ♪ Some say, "You'll forget her 1283 01:06:59,882 --> 01:07:02,853 ♪ Before too long." 1284 01:07:04,853 --> 01:07:08,022 ♪ Some say, "You're better off." 1285 01:07:08,023 --> 01:07:13,063 ♪ Some say, "It all depends." 1286 01:07:15,063 --> 01:07:19,234 ♪ Some say it's "better to have loved and lost." 1287 01:07:19,235 --> 01:07:21,468 ♪ But I say I never 1288 01:07:21,469 --> 01:07:27,376 ♪ Will be lost in this love again 1289 01:07:28,376 --> 01:07:30,710 ♪ Oh 'cause love 1290 01:07:30,711 --> 01:07:36,987 ♪ Makes the wise ones foolish 1291 01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:40,988 ♪ And do things 1292 01:07:40,989 --> 01:07:46,896 ♪ That they should not do 1293 01:07:47,896 --> 01:07:53,901 ♪ And love makes the foolish ones 1294 01:07:53,902 --> 01:07:57,303 ♪ Think they're so wise 1295 01:07:57,304 --> 01:08:01,276 ♪ That all of their dreams 1296 01:08:01,277 --> 01:08:05,981 ♪ May come true 1297 01:08:07,981 --> 01:08:12,419 ♪ I'm tired of the moonlight 1298 01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:15,359 ♪ That shines in her hair 1299 01:08:17,359 --> 01:08:20,930 ♪ I'm so done with dancin' 1300 01:08:21,930 --> 01:08:25,635 ♪ In our perfect little pair 1301 01:08:26,635 --> 01:08:29,803 ♪ Those sweet tender kisses 1302 01:08:29,804 --> 01:08:35,545 ♪ That I wished would not end 1303 01:08:36,545 --> 01:08:41,648 ♪ Some say it's better to have loved and lost 1304 01:08:41,649 --> 01:08:43,952 ♪ But I say I never 1305 01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:48,788 ♪ Will be lost in this love again 1306 01:08:48,789 --> 01:08:52,292 ♪ Sometimes I get so lonely 1307 01:08:52,293 --> 01:08:55,131 ♪ Sometimes I get so blue 1308 01:08:57,131 --> 01:09:00,334 ♪ Sometimes I get so damned depressed 1309 01:09:00,335 --> 01:09:05,306 ♪ That I can't see my way through 1310 01:09:06,306 --> 01:09:09,209 ♪ But one things for certain 1311 01:09:09,210 --> 01:09:15,150 ♪ I am staying on this track 1312 01:09:16,150 --> 01:09:19,053 ♪ Unless she wants me still 1313 01:09:19,054 --> 01:09:23,060 ♪ 'Cause I would gladly take her back 1314 01:09:26,060 --> 01:09:29,099 ♪ What was I thinking 1315 01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:33,670 ♪ What have I done 1316 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:38,839 ♪ Messed up my whole life 1317 01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:43,011 ♪ I really thought she was the one 1318 01:09:44,011 --> 01:09:47,447 ♪ I thought I found a lover 1319 01:09:47,448 --> 01:09:52,088 ♪ But I lost my best friend 1320 01:09:54,088 --> 01:09:58,694 ♪ Some say it's better to have loved and lost 1321 01:09:59,694 --> 01:10:02,897 ♪ But I can't forget her 1322 01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:07,367 ♪ I'll be lost in this love 1323 01:10:07,368 --> 01:10:14,046 ♪ 'Til the end 1324 01:10:18,046 --> 01:10:19,979 - Well good morning, everybody. 1325 01:10:19,980 --> 01:10:24,318 Welcome back, um, I would like to begin 1326 01:10:24,319 --> 01:10:26,386 by introducing a new friend. 1327 01:10:26,387 --> 01:10:28,956 Say hello to Liberty. 1328 01:10:28,957 --> 01:10:30,724 - Hi, Liberty. 1329 01:10:30,725 --> 01:10:34,060 - Let me begin by saying how truly blessed we are 1330 01:10:34,061 --> 01:10:35,563 to have you with us today. 1331 01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:40,968 We know how difficult it can be to take that first step. 1332 01:10:40,969 --> 01:10:44,140 But I am living proof that change is possible. 1333 01:10:46,140 --> 01:10:48,341 Most of our graduates go on to lead happy 1334 01:10:48,342 --> 01:10:49,577 and productive lives 1335 01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:53,246 with attractive opposite sex partners. 1336 01:10:53,247 --> 01:10:55,081 Some become proud parents 1337 01:10:55,082 --> 01:10:58,519 and leaders of Fortune 500 companies. 1338 01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:00,853 Some even go on to become 1339 01:11:00,854 --> 01:11:04,191 important figures in the church. 1340 01:11:04,192 --> 01:11:06,296 So, let's get started. 1341 01:11:09,296 --> 01:11:11,264 ♪ When God made Adam from 1342 01:11:11,265 --> 01:11:15,202 ♪ A dirty lump of clay 1343 01:11:15,203 --> 01:11:19,442 ♪ He saw that it was good but not enough 1344 01:11:20,442 --> 01:11:23,809 ♪ So he snatched a rib from Adam 1345 01:11:23,810 --> 01:11:27,313 ♪ To fashion the first madam 1346 01:11:27,314 --> 01:11:30,384 ♪ And that is why you girls and boys 1347 01:11:30,385 --> 01:11:34,291 ♪ Are made from different stuff 1348 01:11:36,291 --> 01:11:39,126 ♪ Why girls like symphonies 1349 01:11:39,127 --> 01:11:43,730 ♪ And quilting bees, and pretty please 1350 01:11:43,731 --> 01:11:48,367 ♪ And meeting girlfriends at the mall 1351 01:11:48,368 --> 01:11:51,470 ♪ But most of all 1352 01:11:51,471 --> 01:11:55,041 ♪ Most of all girls like boys 1353 01:11:58,011 --> 01:12:00,814 ♪ And boys like hockey pucks 1354 01:12:00,815 --> 01:12:02,916 ♪ And pickup trucks 1355 01:12:02,917 --> 01:12:05,318 ♪ And 12-point bucks 1356 01:12:05,319 --> 01:12:09,857 ♪ And getting drunk with all the guys 1357 01:12:09,858 --> 01:12:13,093 ♪ So it's no surprise 1358 01:12:13,094 --> 01:12:16,596 ♪ Most of all boys like girls 1359 01:12:19,266 --> 01:12:21,902 ♪ But occasionally 1360 01:12:21,903 --> 01:12:24,839 ♪ We get confused 1361 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:26,840 ♪ The wires get crossed 1362 01:12:26,841 --> 01:12:29,343 ♪ And the message is lost 1363 01:12:29,344 --> 01:12:31,679 ♪ But when temptation calls 1364 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:34,348 ♪ We must refuse 1365 01:12:34,349 --> 01:12:36,884 ♪ 'Cause if you give in to your nature 1366 01:12:36,885 --> 01:12:39,519 ♪ You're bound to lose 1367 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:40,922 Oh, come on now! 1368 01:12:41,922 --> 01:12:44,362 Boy, girl, boy, girl, boy, girl! 1369 01:12:58,806 --> 01:13:01,075 And one, two, three. 1370 01:13:01,076 --> 01:13:04,720 And, two, three. 1371 01:13:11,720 --> 01:13:13,920 ♪ But occasionally 1372 01:13:13,921 --> 01:13:16,724 ♪ We are perplexed 1373 01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:21,060 ♪ We feel no effects from the opposite sex 1374 01:13:21,061 --> 01:13:23,563 ♪ But when temptation calls 1375 01:13:23,564 --> 01:13:26,466 ♪ We must refuse 1376 01:13:26,467 --> 01:13:28,801 ♪ 'Cause if you give in to your nature 1377 01:13:28,802 --> 01:13:32,438 ♪ You're bound to lose 1378 01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:36,577 ♪ ■La di da yah, la di da yah 1379 01:13:36,578 --> 01:13:41,916 ♪ La di da yah, la di da di da di da 1380 01:13:41,917 --> 01:13:44,618 ♪ Di da di da 1381 01:13:44,619 --> 01:13:49,555 ♪ La di di da di di yah da da da dah 1382 01:13:49,556 --> 01:13:53,926 ♪ La di da yah, La di da yah 1383 01:13:53,927 --> 01:13:59,367 ♪ La di da yah La di da di da di da 1384 01:13:59,368 --> 01:14:02,269 ♪ Di da di da 1385 01:14:02,270 --> 01:14:06,439 ♪ La la la la la la 1386 01:14:09,010 --> 01:14:12,519 - That's right, men come on, dig deeper! 1387 01:14:51,519 --> 01:14:52,719 ♪ And girls like 1388 01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:53,689 ♪ Diamond rings 1389 01:14:53,690 --> 01:14:54,854 ♪ And boys like 1390 01:14:54,855 --> 01:14:55,689 ♪ Breaking things 1391 01:14:55,690 --> 01:14:56,890 ♪ And girls like 1392 01:14:56,891 --> 01:14:58,024 ♪ Picking roses 1393 01:14:58,025 --> 01:14:58,025 ♪ And boys like 1394 01:14:58,859 --> 01:14:59,993 ♪ Punching noses 1395 01:14:59,994 --> 01:15:01,094 ♪ And girls like 1396 01:15:01,095 --> 01:15:01,095 ♪ Baby dolls 1397 01:15:01,930 --> 01:15:04,764 ♪ But most of all 1398 01:15:04,765 --> 01:15:08,368 ♪ Most of all boys like girls 1399 01:15:08,369 --> 01:15:09,337 ♪ And girls like 1400 01:15:09,338 --> 01:15:10,403 ♪ Being flirty 1401 01:15:10,404 --> 01:15:11,340 ♪ And boys like 1402 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:12,340 ♪ Getting dirty 1403 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:13,407 ♪ And girls like 1404 01:15:13,408 --> 01:15:14,508 ♪ Cute and cuter 1405 01:15:14,509 --> 01:15:15,444 ♪ And boys like 1406 01:15:15,445 --> 01:15:16,676 ♪ Giant hooters 1407 01:15:16,677 --> 01:15:17,578 ♪ And girls like 1408 01:15:17,579 --> 01:15:18,745 ♪ Phone calls 1409 01:15:18,746 --> 01:15:21,349 ♪ But most of all 1410 01:15:21,350 --> 01:15:23,582 ♪ Most of all 1411 01:15:23,583 --> 01:15:27,086 ♪ Boys like girls 1412 01:15:27,087 --> 01:15:29,221 ♪ Girls like boys 1413 01:15:29,222 --> 01:15:32,526 ♪ Boys like girls 1414 01:15:32,527 --> 01:15:34,862 ♪ Girls like boys!!! 1415 01:15:37,131 --> 01:15:39,633 Well! 1416 01:15:39,634 --> 01:15:42,371 Well it isn't easy being normal. 1417 01:15:48,475 --> 01:15:49,475 - Come in. 1418 01:15:52,213 --> 01:15:54,614 Ah, Miss Jones. 1419 01:15:54,615 --> 01:15:56,950 What a pleasure to see you today! 1420 01:15:56,951 --> 01:15:58,551 - Can I talk to you for a moment? 1421 01:15:58,552 --> 01:16:00,720 - Well sure, come on in. 1422 01:16:00,721 --> 01:16:02,989 I'm sorry, the place usually isn't this bad. 1423 01:16:02,990 --> 01:16:03,990 Have a seat. 1424 01:16:07,095 --> 01:16:09,295 Can I get you something to drink? 1425 01:16:09,296 --> 01:16:11,398 Coffee or pop or juice? 1426 01:16:11,399 --> 01:16:12,569 - No, thanks. 1427 01:16:14,569 --> 01:16:16,636 - Well, you must be as overwhelmed 1428 01:16:16,637 --> 01:16:18,438 by this whole thing as I am. 1429 01:16:18,439 --> 01:16:21,140 - Actually, I'm not with the campaign anymore. 1430 01:16:21,141 --> 01:16:22,109 - Oh. 1431 01:16:22,110 --> 01:16:23,343 - Reverend Smith. 1432 01:16:23,344 --> 01:16:27,080 - It's J.J. 1433 01:16:27,081 --> 01:16:30,017 - I know you only want what you think is best for Liberty. 1434 01:16:30,018 --> 01:16:34,755 - Hey, it's not what I want, it's what God wants. 1435 01:16:34,756 --> 01:16:38,658 - Don't you think God wants Liberty to be happy? 1436 01:16:38,659 --> 01:16:41,528 - Uh, yeah, but sin can't make a person happy, 1437 01:16:41,529 --> 01:16:43,130 not in the long run. 1438 01:16:43,131 --> 01:16:46,269 - And loving someone, is that a sin? 1439 01:16:47,269 --> 01:16:48,807 - Oh, well... 1440 01:16:52,807 --> 01:16:55,675 - I don't know if Libby ever told you, 1441 01:16:55,676 --> 01:16:59,246 but my father was a pastor. 1442 01:16:59,247 --> 01:17:00,813 - I don't recall that she did. 1443 01:17:00,814 --> 01:17:03,149 - I grew up in the church. 1444 01:17:03,150 --> 01:17:06,886 There were five of us, and my oldest brother Jimmy, 1445 01:17:06,887 --> 01:17:10,657 he was an incredible singer as a young man. 1446 01:17:10,658 --> 01:17:13,059 Everybody said he had the most beautiful voice 1447 01:17:13,060 --> 01:17:14,797 they'd ever heard. 1448 01:17:16,797 --> 01:17:19,301 Until one day, my dad 1449 01:17:20,301 --> 01:17:23,804 found him with another boy from the choir. 1450 01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:25,238 Were they... 1451 01:17:25,239 --> 01:17:28,010 - Daddy was furious. 1452 01:17:29,010 --> 01:17:34,083 Said, no son of his was gonna be a "candy ass faggot." 1453 01:17:36,083 --> 01:17:37,319 Jimmy was so ashamed. 1454 01:17:39,319 --> 01:17:42,154 We didn't see him for years. 1455 01:17:42,155 --> 01:17:44,890 Didn't know if he was dead or alive. 1456 01:17:44,891 --> 01:17:47,094 - Well, what happened to him? 1457 01:17:47,095 --> 01:17:49,698 - He ran away to the city. 1458 01:17:50,698 --> 01:17:54,667 Lord knows what he had to do to survive in those days. 1459 01:17:54,668 --> 01:17:56,072 He was 16. 1460 01:17:58,072 --> 01:18:00,109 - Did you ever see him again? 1461 01:18:02,109 --> 01:18:05,015 - I did, couple times before he died. 1462 01:18:08,015 --> 01:18:10,087 He didn't look the same though. 1463 01:18:12,087 --> 01:18:13,456 And the saddest thing... 1464 01:18:15,456 --> 01:18:16,525 - What? 1465 01:18:18,525 --> 01:18:21,363 - He never sang another note, 1466 01:18:22,363 --> 01:18:25,201 not one note. 1467 01:18:26,201 --> 01:18:30,036 Anointed by God with a beautiful voice, 1468 01:18:30,037 --> 01:18:32,309 and he never used it again. 1469 01:18:34,309 --> 01:18:37,376 I guess he felt like he didn't have much 1470 01:18:37,377 --> 01:18:39,550 to sing praise about. 1471 01:18:42,550 --> 01:18:47,890 ♪ If your God is one 1472 01:18:49,890 --> 01:18:54,162 ♪ Who fills a child with fear 1473 01:18:56,162 --> 01:19:02,836 ♪ And if your God is one 1474 01:19:02,837 --> 01:19:10,837 ♪ Who commands but doesn't hear 1475 01:19:12,846 --> 01:19:18,320 ♪ And if your God is one 1476 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:25,095 ♪ Who's certain and self righteous 1477 01:19:28,095 --> 01:19:32,031 ♪ Then Mary never had a son 1478 01:19:32,032 --> 01:19:37,970 ♪ There's no hope for anyone 1479 01:19:37,971 --> 01:19:41,207 ♪ Jesus was an Atheist 1480 01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:45,112 ♪ And so am I 1481 01:19:45,113 --> 01:19:47,281 - Now just wait a second, this is a house of God. 1482 01:19:47,282 --> 01:19:48,948 You can't just say that. 1483 01:19:48,949 --> 01:19:51,885 ♪ If your God 1484 01:19:51,886 --> 01:19:54,121 ♪ Is one 1485 01:19:54,122 --> 01:19:59,360 ♪ Who clings to his opinions 1486 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:04,131 ♪ And if your God is one who 1487 01:20:05,131 --> 01:20:08,734 ♪ Makes love feel like shame 1488 01:20:08,735 --> 01:20:14,508 ♪ Tell me if your God is one 1489 01:20:14,509 --> 01:20:20,679 ♪ Who hates the same things you do 1490 01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:22,385 ♪ Oh 1491 01:20:24,385 --> 01:20:27,019 ♪ There is no hill at Calvary 1492 01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:29,355 ♪ The future's bleak as it can be 1493 01:20:29,356 --> 01:20:33,026 ♪ Jesus was an Atheist 1494 01:20:33,027 --> 01:20:37,898 ♪ So am I 1495 01:20:37,899 --> 01:20:42,402 ♪ Oh so am I 1496 01:20:42,403 --> 01:20:44,273 ♪ Ooh 1497 01:20:45,273 --> 01:20:48,809 ♪ 'Cause how can love be wrong? 1498 01:20:48,810 --> 01:20:49,975 ♪ It's not wrong! 1499 01:20:49,976 --> 01:20:53,179 ♪ And how can hate be right? 1500 01:20:53,180 --> 01:20:54,648 ♪ It's not right! 1501 01:20:54,649 --> 01:21:00,721 ♪ How could an ever loving Father 1502 01:21:01,721 --> 01:21:05,793 ♪ Cast a stone at his own children? 1503 01:21:06,793 --> 01:21:10,596 ♪ It's not right, it's not right. 1504 01:21:10,597 --> 01:21:13,032 ♪ But if your God 1505 01:21:13,033 --> 01:21:15,868 ♪ Is one 1506 01:21:15,869 --> 01:21:21,107 ♪ Who's filled with deep compassion 1507 01:21:21,108 --> 01:21:26,446 ♪ And if your God is one 1508 01:21:26,447 --> 01:21:31,751 ♪ Who feels another's pain 1509 01:21:31,752 --> 01:21:36,190 ♪ And if your God is one 1510 01:21:37,190 --> 01:21:45,190 ♪ Who sees the light in every face. 1511 01:21:46,134 --> 01:21:49,236 ♪ I'll sing praises in a song 1512 01:21:49,237 --> 01:21:53,907 ♪ There's hope inside of everyone 1513 01:21:53,908 --> 01:21:57,810 ♪ I know there is a God 1514 01:21:57,811 --> 01:22:05,811 ♪ And God is love 1515 01:22:07,287 --> 01:22:11,260 ♪ Oh my God is love 1516 01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:14,760 ♪ Oh 1517 01:22:14,761 --> 01:22:18,430 ♪ God is love, God is love 1518 01:22:18,431 --> 01:22:20,166 ♪ Oh 1519 01:22:20,167 --> 01:22:21,801 How can love be wrong? 1520 01:22:21,802 --> 01:22:24,371 ♪ How can it be wrong? How can it be wrong? 1521 01:22:24,372 --> 01:22:26,672 ♪ How can hate be right? 1522 01:22:26,673 --> 01:22:29,443 ♪ Ooo, how can it be right? 1523 01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:34,015 ♪ How could a gentle Prince of Peace 1524 01:22:35,015 --> 01:22:39,954 ♪ make a war on his own children? 1525 01:22:40,954 --> 01:22:44,126 ♪ Oh, if your God 1526 01:22:46,126 --> 01:22:48,493 ♪ Is one 1527 01:22:48,494 --> 01:22:52,634 ♪ Who surpasses understanding 1528 01:22:53,634 --> 01:22:58,837 ♪ And if your God is one 1529 01:22:58,838 --> 01:23:04,611 ♪ Who's called by many names 1530 01:23:04,612 --> 01:23:07,046 ♪ Love is patient, love is kind 1531 01:23:07,047 --> 01:23:09,549 ♪ It's greater than the prophet's mind 1532 01:23:09,550 --> 01:23:11,850 ♪ You can have the most unshaking faith 1533 01:23:11,851 --> 01:23:15,087 ♪ But if you don't have love, it's all a waste 1534 01:23:15,088 --> 01:23:17,390 ♪ Always feeling gratitude 1535 01:23:17,391 --> 01:23:19,827 ♪ It holds no grudge and it does not brood 1536 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:22,094 ♪ You can have the most angelic voice 1537 01:23:22,095 --> 01:23:24,033 ♪ But if you don't have love, it's all just noise 1538 01:23:25,033 --> 01:23:27,600 ♪ My God is your God my God is love. 1539 01:23:27,601 --> 01:23:31,073 ♪ My God is love, my God is love 1540 01:23:33,073 --> 01:23:36,179 ♪ He is love, he is love 1541 01:23:38,179 --> 01:23:42,851 ♪ My God is love 1542 01:23:43,851 --> 01:23:45,518 ♪ He is love 1543 01:23:45,519 --> 01:23:48,322 ♪ My God is your God my God is Love. 1544 01:23:48,323 --> 01:23:51,563 ♪ My God, my God is love 1545 01:23:55,563 --> 01:24:00,367 ♪ My God is 1546 01:24:00,368 --> 01:24:03,710 ♪ Love 1547 01:24:43,010 --> 01:24:44,287 - Mom? 1548 01:24:53,287 --> 01:24:55,490 - You came out so beautifully. 1549 01:24:57,490 --> 01:25:00,158 - I still miss you, Mom. 1550 01:25:00,159 --> 01:25:03,330 - You know what you have to do. 1551 01:25:03,331 --> 01:25:05,497 - But what about Daddy? 1552 01:25:05,498 --> 01:25:07,935 - Oh, he'll get over it. 1553 01:25:08,935 --> 01:25:12,005 And, by the way, could you ask him to get over me? 1554 01:25:12,006 --> 01:25:13,631 I've moved on. 1555 01:26:08,662 --> 01:26:12,534 - And five, four, three, two... 1556 01:26:14,534 --> 01:26:15,902 - Senator Weston, thank you so much 1557 01:26:15,903 --> 01:26:17,836 for joining us here on The Briefing Room today. 1558 01:26:17,837 --> 01:26:19,205 - Well, it's my pleasure, Rolf. 1559 01:26:19,206 --> 01:26:20,605 - Let's get right to it. 1560 01:26:20,606 --> 01:26:22,875 The latest polls show that the general public, 1561 01:26:22,876 --> 01:26:24,943 and even a majority within your own party, 1562 01:26:24,944 --> 01:26:27,013 have an overwhelmingly favorable opinion 1563 01:26:27,014 --> 01:26:28,581 of the Liberty-Levine relationship 1564 01:26:28,582 --> 01:26:31,283 since their appearance on the Sunday talks last week. 1565 01:26:31,284 --> 01:26:32,452 In fact, many observers 1566 01:26:32,453 --> 01:26:34,187 attribute your sagging poll numbers 1567 01:26:34,188 --> 01:26:36,622 to your poor handling of the Kissgate scandal. 1568 01:26:36,623 --> 01:26:39,059 Would you consider revising your position 1569 01:26:39,060 --> 01:26:40,359 on their relationship 1570 01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:44,029 and on same-sex marriage, generally? 1571 01:26:44,030 --> 01:26:46,566 - Well, Rolf, as I have stated before, 1572 01:26:46,567 --> 01:26:48,434 I bear no personal animosity 1573 01:26:48,435 --> 01:26:50,569 toward Liberty or Miss Levine 1574 01:26:50,570 --> 01:26:54,243 or the homosexual people, as a people, generally. 1575 01:26:56,243 --> 01:27:00,546 In fact, I wish them all the happiness in the world. 1576 01:27:00,547 --> 01:27:04,618 I believe that America is all about freedom. 1577 01:27:05,618 --> 01:27:08,888 That's why my ancestors came here in the first place. 1578 01:27:08,889 --> 01:27:11,224 Well, they weren't gay, of course. 1579 01:27:11,225 --> 01:27:13,893 You know, if they were gay, I wouldn't even be here. 1580 01:27:13,894 --> 01:27:15,161 But, uh, you know, I don't even know 1581 01:27:15,162 --> 01:27:17,797 if they had gay people back then, 1582 01:27:17,798 --> 01:27:19,068 except maybe the cowboys. 1583 01:27:21,068 --> 01:27:22,234 Did you ever see that movie Humpback Mountain 1584 01:27:22,235 --> 01:27:23,737 about the fellers... 1585 01:27:23,738 --> 01:27:27,573 - So you still do not support same sex marriage? 1586 01:27:27,574 --> 01:27:29,843 - I didn't say that. 1587 01:27:29,844 --> 01:27:31,344 Did I? 1588 01:28:12,653 --> 01:28:16,358 ♪ Do you take this woman 1589 01:28:17,358 --> 01:28:20,296 ♪ To have and to hold 1590 01:28:22,296 --> 01:28:26,965 ♪ When she's frail and she's feeble 1591 01:28:26,966 --> 01:28:30,975 ♪ When she's tired and old? 1592 01:28:34,975 --> 01:28:38,980 ♪ I do 1593 01:28:40,980 --> 01:28:44,487 ♪ But do you take this woman 1594 01:28:46,487 --> 01:28:49,057 ♪ Beginning today 1595 01:28:51,057 --> 01:28:54,928 ♪ Will you go where I'm going 1596 01:28:54,929 --> 01:28:58,036 ♪ And stay where I stay 1597 01:29:03,036 --> 01:29:05,841 ♪ I do 1598 01:29:07,841 --> 01:29:11,411 ♪ And even though 1599 01:29:11,412 --> 01:29:16,552 ♪ You see my imperfections 1600 01:29:19,552 --> 01:29:22,020 ♪ Even though they say 1601 01:29:22,021 --> 01:29:26,529 ♪ That lovers change 1602 01:29:28,529 --> 01:29:31,363 ♪ Even though we never know 1603 01:29:31,364 --> 01:29:37,974 ♪ What this life may bring 1604 01:29:39,974 --> 01:29:42,778 ♪ I'll trust in you 1605 01:29:44,778 --> 01:29:48,649 ♪ I'll trust you, too 1606 01:29:49,649 --> 01:29:52,421 ♪ I'll stay with you 1607 01:29:54,421 --> 01:29:58,126 ♪ I'll stay here, too 1608 01:29:59,126 --> 01:30:03,063 ♪ As long as we both 1609 01:30:03,064 --> 01:30:08,637 ♪ Shall live 1610 01:30:10,637 --> 01:30:14,175 ♪ Do you take this woman 1611 01:30:15,175 --> 01:30:19,581 ♪ To honor and obey? 1612 01:30:20,581 --> 01:30:24,684 ♪ When you know you're right and she is wrong 1613 01:30:24,685 --> 01:30:28,055 ♪ Will you listen anyway? 1614 01:30:29,055 --> 01:30:33,091 ♪ Do you take this woman 1615 01:30:33,092 --> 01:30:37,198 ♪ For rich and for poor? 1616 01:30:38,198 --> 01:30:41,434 ♪ If she's recognized and famous 1617 01:30:41,435 --> 01:30:46,872 ♪ Or quiet and obscure? And 1618 01:30:46,873 --> 01:30:49,843 ♪ Even though you see 1619 01:30:49,844 --> 01:30:52,946 ♪ My imperfections 1620 01:30:52,947 --> 01:30:55,547 ♪ Even though you see my imperfections 1621 01:30:55,548 --> 01:30:58,518 ♪ Even though they say 1622 01:30:58,519 --> 01:31:00,653 ♪ That lovers change 1623 01:31:00,654 --> 01:31:04,056 ♪ Even though they say that lovers change 1624 01:31:04,057 --> 01:31:07,693 ♪ Even though we never know 1625 01:31:07,694 --> 01:31:14,404 ♪ What this life may bring 1626 01:31:17,404 --> 01:31:20,375 ♪ I'll trust in you 1627 01:31:21,375 --> 01:31:25,411 ♪ I'll trust you too 1628 01:31:25,412 --> 01:31:28,317 ♪ I promise you 1629 01:31:29,317 --> 01:31:32,087 ♪ I promise too 1630 01:31:33,087 --> 01:31:38,157 ♪ As long as we both shall live 1631 01:31:38,158 --> 01:31:42,329 ♪ Do you take this woman 1632 01:31:43,329 --> 01:31:47,500 ♪ As your first and your last 1633 01:31:47,501 --> 01:31:50,102 ♪ I'm still a bit inhibited 1634 01:31:50,103 --> 01:31:54,607 ♪ I'm sure that that will pass 1635 01:31:54,608 --> 01:31:58,247 ♪ Do you take this woman 1636 01:32:00,247 --> 01:32:03,782 ♪ To have and to hold? 1637 01:32:03,783 --> 01:32:07,254 ♪ My mother's kind of crazy 1638 01:32:07,255 --> 01:32:09,054 ♪ My father's 1639 01:32:09,055 --> 01:32:10,423 Well, you know. 1640 01:32:11,423 --> 01:32:15,928 ♪ Do you take this woman 1641 01:32:15,929 --> 01:32:18,368 ♪ To honor and obey? 1642 01:32:21,368 --> 01:32:24,269 ♪ Sometimes I'm hyper-sensitive 1643 01:32:24,270 --> 01:32:28,907 ♪ You're an artist, that's okay 1644 01:32:28,908 --> 01:32:32,278 ♪ Even though you see 1645 01:32:32,279 --> 01:32:34,747 ♪ My imperfections 1646 01:32:34,748 --> 01:32:38,084 ♪ Even though you see my imperfections 1647 01:32:38,085 --> 01:32:40,819 ♪ Even though they say 1648 01:32:40,820 --> 01:32:43,054 ♪ That lovers change 1649 01:32:43,055 --> 01:32:46,459 ♪ Even though they say that lovers change 1650 01:32:46,460 --> 01:32:49,895 ♪ Even though we never know 1651 01:32:49,896 --> 01:32:56,769 ♪ What this love may bring 1652 01:32:56,770 --> 01:32:59,740 ♪ I'll trust in you 1653 01:33:00,740 --> 01:33:04,510 ♪ I'll trust you too 1654 01:33:04,511 --> 01:33:08,346 ♪ I'll stay with you 1655 01:33:08,347 --> 01:33:11,952 ♪ I'll stay with you 1656 01:33:11,953 --> 01:33:14,688 ♪ I promise you 1657 01:33:14,689 --> 01:33:19,692 ♪ all your life 1658 01:33:19,693 --> 01:33:21,995 ♪ I'll trust in you ♪ I'll trust in you 1659 01:33:21,996 --> 01:33:24,496 ♪ I'll stay with you ♪ I'll stay with you 1660 01:33:24,497 --> 01:33:28,033 ♪ As long as we both 1661 01:33:28,034 --> 01:33:32,039 ♪ Shall live 1662 01:33:33,039 --> 01:33:37,876 ♪ As long as you both 1663 01:33:37,877 --> 01:33:40,612 ♪ Shall 1664 01:33:40,613 --> 01:33:41,448 ♪ Live 1665 01:33:41,449 --> 01:33:43,482 ♪ Oh love 1666 01:33:43,483 --> 01:33:49,958 ♪ I finally speak your name 1667 01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:56,830 ♪ As long as we both 1668 01:33:56,831 --> 01:34:04,831 ♪ Shall live 1669 01:34:35,836 --> 01:34:37,603 Doh! 1670 01:34:39,171 --> 01:34:40,572 L'Chaim! 1671 01:34:40,573 --> 01:34:45,077 L'Chaim! 1672 01:34:45,078 --> 01:34:49,047 ♪ I want a piece of your heart 1673 01:34:49,048 --> 01:34:53,219 ♪ I don't need it forever 1674 01:34:53,220 --> 01:34:57,694 ♪ Just want a piece of your heart ♪ 1675 01:35:01,694 --> 01:35:05,697 ♪ I want a piece of your heart 1676 01:35:05,698 --> 01:35:10,102 ♪ I don't need every last bit 1677 01:35:10,103 --> 01:35:14,107 ♪ Just want a place I can start 1678 01:35:14,108 --> 01:35:18,443 ♪ To begin to come towards you 1679 01:35:18,444 --> 01:35:22,480 ♪ Cross the river then the ocean 1680 01:35:22,481 --> 01:35:26,719 ♪ To the place where you'll be waiting 1681 01:35:26,720 --> 01:35:30,889 ♪ Where the time turns every table 1682 01:35:30,890 --> 01:35:36,798 ♪ Over years this feeling won't fade away ♪ 1683 01:35:38,798 --> 01:35:40,311 ♪ Hey yeah 1684 01:35:52,311 --> 01:35:56,348 ♪ I'll keep a piece of your heart 1685 01:35:56,349 --> 01:36:00,452 ♪ Keep it safe if you let me 1686 01:36:00,453 --> 01:36:04,590 ♪ A little piece of your heart 1687 01:36:04,591 --> 01:36:08,861 ♪ Hold it close, hold it closer 1688 01:36:08,862 --> 01:36:12,997 ♪ Give me a piece of your heart 1689 01:36:12,998 --> 01:36:17,303 ♪ And I'll give what you ask me 1690 01:36:17,304 --> 01:36:21,439 ♪ Just tell me where I can start 1691 01:36:21,440 --> 01:36:25,844 ♪ I will climb any mountain 1692 01:36:25,845 --> 01:36:29,948 ♪ Cross the river then the ocean 1693 01:36:29,949 --> 01:36:34,053 ♪ To the place where you'll be waiting 1694 01:36:34,054 --> 01:36:38,224 ♪ Where the time turns every table 1695 01:36:38,225 --> 01:36:42,132 ♪ Over years this feeling won't fade away 1696 01:36:47,132 --> 01:36:50,068 ♪ I just want a piece of 1697 01:36:50,069 --> 01:36:52,042 ♪ Your heart 1698 01:36:57,042 --> 01:36:58,678 ♪ I just want a piece of 1699 01:36:58,679 --> 01:37:01,385 ♪ Your heart 1700 01:37:05,385 --> 01:37:07,053 ♪ I just want a piece of 1701 01:37:07,054 --> 01:37:09,827 ♪ Your heart 1702 01:37:13,827 --> 01:37:15,495 ♪ I just want a piece of 1703 01:37:15,496 --> 01:37:17,268 ♪ Your heart 1704 01:37:22,268 --> 01:37:23,937 ♪ I just want a piece of 1705 01:37:23,938 --> 01:37:26,676 ♪ Your heart 1706 01:37:30,676 --> 01:37:32,344 ♪ I just want a piece of 1707 01:37:32,345 --> 01:37:34,118 ♪ Your heart 1708 01:37:39,118 --> 01:37:40,687 ♪ I just want a piece of 1709 01:37:40,688 --> 01:37:43,527 ♪ Your heart 1710 01:37:47,527 --> 01:37:49,028 ♪ I just want a piece of 1711 01:37:49,029 --> 01:37:51,969 ♪ Your heart 1712 01:37:55,969 --> 01:37:57,536 ♪ I just want a piece of 1713 01:37:57,537 --> 01:37:59,411 ♪ Your heart 1714 01:38:04,411 --> 01:38:05,979 ♪ I just want a piece of 119881

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