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(Juha :) Friday, 12.5
No memories.
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(Juha :) Saturday 13.5
Shaking and scared.
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(Juha :) I found a pill from my dads things.
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(Juha :) I'm keeping it with me.
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(Juha :) I'm holding the knife all the time.
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(Juha :) Sunday 14.5
No memories.
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(Juha :) Monday, 15.5
I quit drinking this time.
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(Juha :) Head up and fucked.
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(Juha :)
In the evening, I fucked some more.
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(Piia :) Erno!
- Piia!
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What?
- My husband!
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What the fuck? I'm gonna kill!
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(Juha :) Hello!
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Poop.
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(Erno :) I'll kill you!
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(Erno :) Fuck it!
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You don't fuck with me.
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(Juha :) Monkeys, fuck off.
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Come on.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen.
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Full boogie on.
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(Audience :) Good, Juha!
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(Juha :) Tuesday, 16.5
No memories.
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(Radio Announcer Woman :)
You're too funny.
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(Radio Announcer Man :) You know that feeling,
when you're hungover and horny.
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(Female Announcer :) Going for a lunch
and all that and -
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two fags sucking same shake
through one straw, and -
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then appears a warty hag,
that sucks her fingers. Ugh! Yuk!
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(Female Announcer :) Really awful!
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Shouldn't rolls be more then one?
- It's the last one.
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It was just a roll left?
- It's the last one.
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By the way, good rolls.
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A portion is at least six!
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(Juha :) I have only one.
Ma'am, now you ...
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(Server :) Shut the fuck up!
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(Waitress :) I can't give
you more -
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than I have.
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(The guard one :) Hey, what are you doing?
(The guard 2 :) Enough is enough! Well, fuck you!
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(The guard 2 :) No, no, no, no, no.
Is your name Pelle Hermanni?
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That fucks with everyone.
- Social services.
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(The guard 2 :)
Do you know what this is?
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It's a stick.
- A stick.
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(The guard 1 :) I have a go with it.
What do you say?
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(The Guard 1 :) Aijai! Burns!
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Thank you for the food. Goodbye.
- He's running!
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Bludgeon?
(The guard 2 :) Hit!
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Stop!
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(Juha :) He was the second one!
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Meat pie.
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(Kristian :)
Miss! Miss! Miss, stop!
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(Kristian :) Miss, I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to hurt!
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(Kristian :) I don't know everything!
I'm sorry!
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Welcome, Kristian.
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(Kristian :) Juha.
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You're naked.
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Where the fuck is a clitoris?
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(Kristian :) Cut the laughter.
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Didn't you hear? Stop it.
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You can't know everything!
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Hahaha, you don't know.
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Why can't you just simply
say, what is it?
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This is a pussy.
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This is a clitoris.
(Kristian :) And?
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That small ball?
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(Kristian :) Hello. How are you?
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We start all over again?
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So, Kristian.
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Come on.
- What?
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I have to jerk off.
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(Bar customer :)
Now you go away!
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I'm just lonely.
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(Kristian :) Juha, ceiling is here.
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(Kristian :) Surprise!
- Get out!
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(Pieru.) I'm sorry. Hey, I'm sorry.
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So, Juha, you understand -
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they aren't special
they are ordinary people.
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(Juha :) Wednesday, 17.5
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(Juha :) I bought a lot of
good, drinkable booze.
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Asshole!
- Do I get pussy?
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You said that you have booze!
Are you someone poor?
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You drank it all!
- What do you want? Cunt?
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You hear, I want to understand
you, if I give you some?
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I'm flipping you off.
It's american.
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What?
- I'm pissed off!
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Shut the fuck up!
- Don't rape!
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Go to sleep.
I'm old and sick man.
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Wait a minute. The point is booze.
Neighbor.
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Juha.
- What is it man?
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Do you know what time it is?
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Do you know that I have birthday today?
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I got 31 today.
- Congratulations.
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Thank you, thank you.
- Good night.
93,
00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:40,092
I need to acquire
birthday champagne,-
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because I have a great lady to follow.
(Lady :) Booze!
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So?
- Kristian has sparkling wine.
96,
00:09:46,740 --> 00:09:50,130
But Kristian is in Korso,
and I don't have a ride.
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Well then.
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But you have a moped.
- Yes?
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Lend it to me!
- I won't.
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Why?
- I'm working and I have a moped.
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You don't, so you don't have a moped.
How simple is that?
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You fucking clown!
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(Juha :) Fucking cops!
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Bitch fell off. Watch out!
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What?
- Fucking Jesus.
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(Priest :) Catch the thieves,
fucking cops! I'll kill you!
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Is life generally disappointing?
- It is. - Come on.
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Is generally life disappointing?
- It is.
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Come on.
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(The thief :) Get out!
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Fuck!
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(Police :) Drop the bottle!
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Rabbit.
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(Police :) Drop it!
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Where am I?
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Hey, buddy.
You're at police station now.
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(The blind :) Getting booked.
But I'm not doing anything.
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I've got a hole in my head.
(The blind :) Let me touch.
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(Juha :) Go ahead ...
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(The blind :) God damn, this is
bad wound. You want a bandaid?
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Thank you.
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You know friend, we drunks must stick together.
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Hey Reinikainen, what are the charges?
- You wait your turn.
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Lay back now, I'll go and take a shit
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but you can be sure
that I'm coming back.
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Bring some souvenirs.
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I'm a fucking busy man.
128 of
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Lets get those papers in order.
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Can't you see that I'm
crazy about a printing job? Comiiing!
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With which hand?
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Maybe it was the ... (Freeman
speaker :) Juha Berg.
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Oh, welcome.
133,
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Sit down.
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Lieutenant Freeman.
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With which hand
you were just wanking?
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Oh yeah.
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If you will talk about
this to anyone -
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you will be charged
for slander.
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Really?
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You don't have any witnesses.
- The blind saw it.
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Dumbass. Blind can't see.
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I heard and saw it all!
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What do you say now,
Lieutenant Freeman?
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What if ... Oh, my God!
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Is there any ...
- Get the fuck out!
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You do not fucking yell at me.
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At me? Fuck! And no.
Huh? Fuck. At me!
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At me, fuck!
Fuck!.
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At me, fuck!
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Humor.
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What if we make now
that way, that
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you forget about this
and that -
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and go to
AA club meeting?
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I could even tear up
this time your long list of charges.
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Time for a deal, or what?
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(The blind :) Agree, Juha! For a dude
itching on his balls that wants to go!
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That is ...
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Okay.
- Haven't seen it.
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And the AA club number.
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And shake on it.
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Or not.
- Or not.
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We'll meet again.
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Woof woof.
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Welcome.
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(Juha :) Are you waiting for the ...
- AA meeting?
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(Juha :) So.
- It's the right place.
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Come here next to us,
so we can wait together.
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Waiting is more fun
that way.
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Good day!
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I'm Eino and the other one is Pena.
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And there's lady Irmeli.
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Oh, yeah. I'm actually ...
- Shh. Mauno sings.
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(Mauno Kuusisto to sing on the radio.)
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Mauno eases the pain.
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What the fuck?
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Hey. Hello!
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Cancer.
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You're probably Juha.
- Yeah.
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(Tiina :) I'm Tiina.
- Hey, Tiina.
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(Tiina :) Welcome to the AA club.
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Let's get married.
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Yes, yes I am Juha.
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But I'm no fucking
alcoholic -
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only the goodwilling user.
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Is there something wrong with that?
- It is!
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After all, Tiina?
- The first step.
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"We admit our powerlessness
over alcohol -
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and that our lives have
formed in such a way -
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and we haven't been able to cope with
it on our own."- You're fucking scary.
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(Tiina :)
The first step is to acknowledge that
you're an alcoholic.
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We are there for you, Juha.
And Jesus is too.
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Just say:
"I'm Juha and an alcoholic."
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It helps.
- Hallelujah, and it is loud!
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Oh, the strenght, -
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that feeling of weightlessness
when an alcoholic acknowledges he's problem!
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It's like being filled with helium!
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Eino, Pena and Irmeli
just started.
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Eino looks still pretty shaky at the top.
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(Tiina :) Eino. There is nothing to worry about.
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I am weak.
(Pena :) Shut up.
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Weak.
(Pena :) Quiet!
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Say you are Eino and an alcoholic.
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I'm Eino and I'm an alcoholic!
- Stop hiding then!
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I want to. - Let's go to
Bisse again! - Let's go!
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(Tiina :) No! Sit down!
Be quiet! Sit down!
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I want ...
- Sit down!
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What's that guy doing here?
- Says YOU!
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Good!
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Anyway it would be bloody awful,
if vodka would be a problem.
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(Juha :)
Fucking drunks! Do not fuck with me!
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(Juha :) What the devil?
(The driver :) Cock!
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(Juha :) Come and try!
(Tiina :) Juha.
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(Juha :) Go to call the cops!
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(Juha :) But to find himasta
hirveessä drunk.
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(Juha :) To fuck with the AA club!
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(Juha :) Yes, I may be sobering up!
(Tiina :) Do not cry!
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(Tiina :) I'm not playing
anything. (Juha :) Why don't you?
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Because I think naively -
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that everyone deserves a new
chance, even you.
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You're a bit slow, aren't you?
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Juha, why are you drinking?
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Stupid fucking question.
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Who pays your wage?
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I do, because ...
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Because ...
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Because ...
(Tiina :) Because of what?
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But hey.
Fuck, are you even interested about people?
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Do you want to see me as a victim, -
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so you could feel
yourself as Jesus?
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Do you want,
that I cry in front of you?
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Do you want this, do you?
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(Juha :) Time pervoa hello.
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(Juha :)
Do you want that I kneel -
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and I apologize to
the whole fucking world.
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God, come to find me.
Do not let me be fucked.
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I want to heal.
Give me strength. Help us my ...
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(Grandma :) God bless you.
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Keep hilusi
- It was four euros.
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It was not.
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No! No!
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My hands. I'm stuck.
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We'll see you next week? For sure.
And you ask for forgiveness from others.
236
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You can't tell me
how I need to live.
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I don't do that.
It's up to you.
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(Jerk sounds.)
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(Kristian :) Good morning! My dick
looks just aweful!
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00:24:10,860 --> 00:24:15,230
(Juha :) Why are you tooting it to me?
Go to a doctor.
241
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,610
(Kristian :) Sexually transmitted disease!
(Juha :) Ugh, for fucks sake.
242
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:23,950
What goddamn lichen do
you have there? Something hyphae.
243
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,990
I do not know.
(Juha :) Evil looking.
244
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:29,580
(Juha :) It has to be disinfected.
245
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:33,370
Where are you going?
- I have spirit here somewhere.
246
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,590
Hello, Juha! Found it!
247
00:24:41,550 --> 00:24:43,300
(Juha :) What?
248
00:24:44,470 --> 00:24:47,470
(Juha :) Where the hell is it now?
249
00:24:49,730 --> 00:24:53,390
Of course when it's found,
if's where it should be.
250
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,060
Hello! It's turpentine!
- Aha.
251
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,100
(Juha :) Does it not hurt?
- No. Who's this? - This is Tiina.
252
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:03,530
Oh, someone random or what?
- No, I love her.
253
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,960
You are going to get married. You're gonna buy a house.
254
00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:18,630
You'll get children. You're changing.
255
00:25:18,930 --> 00:25:21,080
You reject me. You change!
256
00:25:21,340 --> 00:25:23,670
I stay alone. You disappear.
257
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,880
I will die alone. I ...
258
00:25:37,490 --> 00:25:39,440
(Kristian :) Let me go!
259
00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:19,890
Welcome, neighbor!
260
00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:23,070
Juha.
- You know what?
261
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,280
Now get kurlaaminen stay.
262
00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:28,280
There aren't bad decisions in life.
263
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,160
This is so.
264
00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:38,040
Good for you, good for me.
265
00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:42,620
Make a list of people,
you have breached.
266
00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:47,340
Take the phone in your hand and
call each one at a time.
267
00:26:47,510 --> 00:26:49,420
Ask for forgiveness.
268
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,640
Tell them that you have made
the most important decision of your life:
269
00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:58,850
giving up alcohol and adopted
Jesus Christ to your life.
270
00:27:04,660 --> 00:27:06,610
Hi there.
(Tiina :) Juha.
271
00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:09,870
The prodigal son returning home.
272
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,450
I'm sorry that I'm late.
273
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,250
I got you little gifts.
274
00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:25,010
This is pretty stupid, but I didn't
know what to ... - Thank you.
275
00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:28,800
(Pena :) What is it?
Ah, the cactus.
276
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,220
(Eino :) Thank you.
277
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:35,800
Nice pants.
278
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,310
Oh.
279
00:27:46,070 --> 00:27:49,490
Thank you, Juha.
Oh, and welcome back.
280
00:27:49,660 --> 00:27:54,160
Now you're really in good
company. - I hope so.
281
00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:57,540
You're welcome.
- What?
282
00:27:59,420 --> 00:28:01,080
Oh, yeah.
283
00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:08,430
I want to apologize for
the last week.
284
00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:11,800
I'm just pissed off ...
285
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,850
... irritated so easily.
286
00:28:16,230 --> 00:28:18,020
And I do not know why.
287
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:23,610
(Tiina :) And ...
288
00:28:23,990 --> 00:28:26,660
And I'm Juha and I'm ...
289
00:28:30,620 --> 00:28:32,280
Al ... ...
290
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,160
I'm Juha
and I'm an alcoholic.
291
00:29:58,870 --> 00:30:01,790
Is this scrambled eggs?
- Eat.
292
00:30:20,190 --> 00:30:21,930
(Juha :) What?
293
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,900
I'll throw it at the wall.
- Juha.
294
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,230
No, you won't.
295
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:41,870
No, I won't.
296
00:30:42,290 --> 00:30:43,950
(Juha :) Not now.
297
00:30:44,090 --> 00:30:48,000
I waited for you in the park.
- No shit. Sorry, I forgot.
298
00:30:48,130 --> 00:30:49,960
I waited for two hours.
299
00:30:51,430 --> 00:30:55,550
(Juha :) You did not get in to the
trouble in here.
300
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:59,760
(Juha :) This is the situation here.
And who the fuck is that?
301
00:31:00,270 --> 00:31:02,470
Oh jaha.
- Welcome.
302
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,640
Will you ever have any Valentine's weekends
for me?
303
00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:11,990
Is there a problem?
- Tiina, nothing to worry about.
304
00:31:12,110 --> 00:31:13,900
Yeah, nothing.
305
00:31:15,490 --> 00:31:21,740
Juha Berg, I'm hurt from here.
306
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,990
Kristian, where are you going?
307
00:31:27,210 --> 00:31:29,620
Take your toy monkey with you!
308
00:31:48,497 --> 00:31:50,600
(Tiina :) Who was that?
309
00:31:51,150 --> 00:31:54,240
The highly esteemed
friend Kristian -
310
00:31:55,530 --> 00:32:01,570
and someone of whom I don't want to know
nothing at all.
311
00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:07,790
You could have gone
with your friends.
312
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:10,620
Could have, huh?
Why didn't you say anything?
313
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:14,210
I don't want to come between
you and your friends.
314
00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:18,010
As long as you don't touch alcohol.
- So yeah, I won't drink.
315
00:32:19,260 --> 00:32:20,970
Yes! Your turn.
316
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,270
Not even beer?
- No.
317
00:32:24,390 --> 00:32:26,050
Long drink?
- No.
318
00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:29,690
So I can just drink rootbeer.
Home Wine? - No.
319
00:32:30,110 --> 00:32:33,730
We have a deal, you and me.
Throw!
320
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:38,490
Your relationship with King Alcohol
is now over.
321
00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:42,610
From now on you stay
clear for the rest of your life.
322
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:48,700
Jess! Win!
323
00:32:51,590 --> 00:32:54,920
(Kristian :) What's up?
- We're watching a movie.
324
00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:57,930
Why can't I come there then?
- You just can't.
325
00:32:58,090 --> 00:33:02,590
Let's go drinking.
- Not thirsty. - Gay!
326
00:33:02,770 --> 00:33:05,084
(Juha :) Oh, Satan ...
327
00:33:07,310 --> 00:33:09,600
All right?
- This is good stuff.
328
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,950
(TV :) Clear appears to be.
- Yeah, yeah.
329
00:33:25,290 --> 00:33:28,950
Damn, it's strong.
- It is strong.
330
00:33:41,850 --> 00:33:44,550
(Telly :)
Did you put it to cool down?
331
00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:49,470
I did, but I don't know,
wheter it's cold enough.
332
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,510
Oh, wow.
333
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,600
(Telly :) Damn, it's strong.
(Tiina :) Are you crying?
334
00:34:27,770 --> 00:34:29,430
(Phone.)
335
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:35,310
Hello!
(Kristian :) In Merihaka parking garage -
336
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,020
there's a lonely man hanging on a noose.
337
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,700
Good-bye and
all the best.
338
00:34:41,820 --> 00:34:45,520
Greetings to Tiina.
(Juha :) Kristian! Kristian!
339
00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:47,360
Hello? Hello?
340
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:50,120
Who was it?
- Kristian. I have to go.
341
00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,710
We agreed ...
- There's a situation.
342
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,370
There is then ...
- Didn't even come to my mind! Seeya!
343
00:35:16,190 --> 00:35:19,690
Kristian!
You fucking zooplankton!
344
00:35:19,990 --> 00:35:21,860
I'm gonna drop you into the swamp!
345
00:35:22,030 --> 00:35:23,690
You came.
346
00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:28,610
No!
347
00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:35,280
Did you?
- What the fuck is going on here?
348
00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:39,240
You!
- You forsaken Kristian.
349
00:35:39,420 --> 00:35:42,790
I found him.
Man needs an other -
350
00:35:42,970 --> 00:35:45,210
and I was the answer to his screams.
351
00:35:45,390 --> 00:35:48,390
Kristian trained his
neck muscles, -
352
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:52,510
because you never know,
when the rope can snap.
353
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,980
Oberkommando der Wehrmacht
Wilhelm Keitel -
354
00:35:56,150 --> 00:35:59,560
hung 27 minutes.
We will break the record.
355
00:35:59,990 --> 00:36:05,190
Christian is ready to join the party.
(Juha :) What fucking party?
356
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,660
Party where you eat shit,
drink piss -
357
00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:12,040
and shock your genitals
with electric current.
358
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,870
(Michael :) If you close your eyes,
can see the world, -
359
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,210
where everyone can be
what they want?
360
00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:22,500
If you see,
you are welcome to join us.
361
00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:28,050
That ... - Good, Kristian!
Even fifteen minutes if you can.
362
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,880
Goddamn it!
363
00:36:49,450 --> 00:36:51,330
(Kristian :) Mein Engel!
364
00:36:52,290 --> 00:36:54,450
(Juha :) Thank you and goodbye!
365
00:36:55,210 --> 00:36:58,330
Juha, don't go!
- This is too weird for me.
366
00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:01,670
(Michael :) You will drink with us
from the cup of peace!
367
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,880
You would get a smile on your face
and the blush on your cheeks.
368
00:37:05,050 --> 00:37:09,630
Let's talk and get to know eachother.
- My top. - Not thirsty.
369
00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:13,760
That egghead with en ...
(Mikael :) My name is Michael!
370
00:37:13,890 --> 00:37:18,220
Has Tiina messed up your head?
Didn't you hear what I said?
371
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:23,940
I have vodka! Free party,
Juha! - I don't drink anymore.
372
00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:28,490
(Kristian :)
Good morning, Kallio!
373
00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:45,250
(Kristian :) This is our place.
(Juha :) Cheers!
374
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:49,550
(Juha :) Nothing but good night to everyone!
375
00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:55,340
Hey, think ...
Consider the city rabbits.
376
00:37:56,730 --> 00:37:58,560
If you move ...
377
00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:01,510
There's a lot of them here.
378
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:06,690
Then, they must somehow
supposedly be worthless.
379
00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:14,230
You then shoot them with something
and they avoid -
380
00:38:14,580 --> 00:38:16,540
then they have guns.
381
00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:22,750
Although a black one could
be all right to live longer.
382
00:38:26,630 --> 00:38:32,640
Then they are exported to the Zoo
and fed to the lions.
383
00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:35,300
Surely I have even eaten a lion.
384
00:38:35,430 --> 00:38:38,140
But why just the city rabbits?
385
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,350
Now the black one seems,
that I have like ...
386
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:44,940
You're like my father -
387
00:38:45,650 --> 00:38:47,610
and you're like my mother -
388
00:38:47,950 --> 00:38:50,480
and together we are everything.
389
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:58,740
I have some things,
which I would like to show you.
390
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:04,080
I know stories that
are not just for every guy.
391
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:09,790
(Juha :) Stop it! We had a good flow and
guy starts to shit on it.
392
00:39:09,970 --> 00:39:13,630
You sayd that you want something tastier.
393
00:39:13,810 --> 00:39:17,390
(Kristian :) Let the man poo,
if he wants.
394
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,260
(Mikael :)
Add the liquid, not the bones.
395
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:23,140
(Mikael :)
Do we have more to drink?
396
00:39:24,690 --> 00:39:27,060
(Juha :) Oo I've seen everything ...
397
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:30,820
(Kristian :)
Do your folks poo in here too?
398
00:39:30,990 --> 00:39:33,480
(Michael sings :) Stop, train
399
00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:38,070
Wheels, change the direction of
400
00:39:39,290 --> 00:39:43,420
Conductor, pull the brake
401
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:53,090
My mother's love
Starving, fragile
402
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:59,470
See here
Do not look for me
403
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:20,240
I love you!
404
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,140
Rabbits
405
00:40:48,900 --> 00:40:50,560
(Juha :) Eat.
406
00:40:57,410 --> 00:40:59,070
(Juha :) Oh!
407
00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:58,090
(Tiina :) Welcome.
408
00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:09,270
(Juha :) Oh, you're still here.
- Yeah.
409
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,480
(Juha :)
You don't know what happened yesterday.
410
00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:14,640
You smell.
- I'll brush my teeth.
411
00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:18,950
Do you know where we go now?
- I guess yes.
412
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:23,570
We'll now go for a run together.
- I'm too tired.
413
00:42:23,830 --> 00:42:28,160
You fucking piece of shit! Cock! Fuck! Ass!
414
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:31,880
Pap test! Warts! Fuck!
Fucking piece of shit!
415
00:42:32,090 --> 00:42:34,410
Come, goddamit, with me!
416
00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:43,140
I'm too tired. I'm dying.
- You deserve dying.
417
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:47,220
You'll die in the vodka bottle,
which is your source of doom, -
418
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,270
despite how I try.
419
00:42:53,690 --> 00:42:57,030
Are you alright?
- Yeah, nothing to worry about.
420
00:42:59,910 --> 00:43:04,040
(Tiina :) Are you even
thinking of applying for a job?
421
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,650
(Juha :) Have applied. Didn't get it.
422
00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:13,660
(Tiina :) Well, have you played sports?
On a voluntary basis.
423
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:15,920
(Juha :) I have.
424
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:17,920
(Juha :) Damn!
425
00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:20,630
But it's just not my thing.
426
00:43:21,970 --> 00:43:25,640
Bullhit.
- If I'd know anything.
427
00:43:26,310 --> 00:43:28,180
Who would even hire me?
428
00:43:29,610 --> 00:43:31,270
Take.
429
00:43:34,190 --> 00:43:38,770
"Good work for school children
or immigrants. "
430
00:43:39,030 --> 00:43:42,860
Juha. I try.
431
00:43:59,010 --> 00:44:00,670
Okay.
432
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:15,350
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
gentleman with a blue cap!
433
00:44:15,730 --> 00:44:18,570
Are you talking to me?
- Yeah, just you.
434
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:22,570
Have you heard that
the reasons for the greenhouse effect are: -
435
00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:26,950
left the vocational school
at young age, -
436
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:31,960
Who can't read the label
which says: "No ads"?
437
00:44:32,130 --> 00:44:34,700
"Keep the trees standing. Thank you."
438
00:44:36,130 --> 00:44:39,800
Have you heard?
439
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,960
The greenhouse effect?
440
00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:47,010
Have you heard
that you don't fuck with Juha Berg?
441
00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:48,930
In fact, I am.
442
00:45:10,790 --> 00:45:12,910
But he was a hippie.
443
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:17,660
You need to learn to control yourself.
All others are.
444
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:21,040
What if I'm not like ...
445
00:45:23,140 --> 00:45:24,880
all the others ...?
446
00:45:27,770 --> 00:45:29,430
Hey.
447
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,730
How about this?
448
00:45:37,270 --> 00:45:39,560
Juha Berg piano mover?
449
00:45:54,210 --> 00:45:57,460
And of course you're insured?
450
00:45:58,090 --> 00:46:00,660
Evil uncle.
- Damn!
451
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,580
(Juha :) Thank you.
452
00:46:03,050 --> 00:46:04,710
(Phone.)
453
00:46:10,060 --> 00:46:14,550
Alcoholics helpful ear.
What are you crying about?
454
00:46:14,690 --> 00:46:17,850
I gotta stop binge drinking.
- Well, stop it!
455
00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:20,440
Now I found my expertise.
456
00:46:20,610 --> 00:46:22,850
What's wrong with you?
- What are you on about again?
457
00:46:22,990 --> 00:46:26,610
Do not screw it up even more.
- I'll do my best. - Reply.
458
00:46:26,740 --> 00:46:31,240
Hello. Alcoholics helpful ear.
- What is there to freak out about?
459
00:46:31,410 --> 00:46:33,490
What made you want to play?
460
00:46:33,790 --> 00:46:35,450
Motherfucker!
461
00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:40,040
I want to get rid of the booze!
- Right.
462
00:46:44,130 --> 00:46:48,630
Now I tell you a legend of
ass booze. - Booze ass?
463
00:46:48,810 --> 00:46:51,010
It is a really ancient story.
- Okay.
464
00:46:51,180 --> 00:46:56,090
When on full moon you descend
into the worst sewer system, -
465
00:46:56,270 --> 00:46:59,890
you gonna see a beutiful
bunch of drunkards.
466
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:06,780
Oh, oui, c'est un champagne.
467
00:47:06,990 --> 00:47:09,910
(Juha :)
Ask for a drink, praise and worship.
468
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:13,530
(Juha :) Unwrap the scarf and drink.
469
00:47:13,710 --> 00:47:16,280
Buvons donc notre reports envie.
470
00:47:19,090 --> 00:47:22,420
Il faut boire et reboire encore.
471
00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,630
You'll see winners -
472
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:29,010
sucking booze from the ass
of a dead bum. - Yuk!
473
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,880
What the fuck, Juha?
- Do not swear, dammit!
474
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:37,520
You won't grab a drink
after such an image.
475
00:47:37,690 --> 00:47:39,350
(Phone.)
476
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,160
And now we do so -
477
00:47:52,290 --> 00:47:56,200
that you can just take care
of the job yourself -
478
00:47:56,370 --> 00:47:58,250
doing whatever.
479
00:47:58,380 --> 00:48:01,210
And I will not stand
in the way.
480
00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:05,830
When you have worked for a week
without getting fired, -
481
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,090
we will continue from
where we leave it now.
482
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:13,760
If you can't do it, -
483
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:16,920
I give up,
raise my hands, -
484
00:48:17,310 --> 00:48:20,600
I'll disappear from your life
and never come back.
485
00:48:25,190 --> 00:48:27,070
Aha, and now what?
486
00:48:27,820 --> 00:48:30,780
Now you get the
hell out of my sight.
487
00:48:30,950 --> 00:48:33,160
You've changed.
- You haven't.
488
00:48:37,370 --> 00:48:39,660
(Tiina :) And Juha, one more thing.
489
00:48:39,830 --> 00:48:41,710
Not a drop.
490
00:48:42,790 --> 00:48:44,950
Not a single one.
491
00:49:05,190 --> 00:49:06,850
Damn!
492
00:49:11,110 --> 00:49:14,030
(Juha :)
Can't look at this when sober.
493
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,410
(Juha :) I can't watch it when
sober.
494
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:21,030
(Juha :) Just can't be sober ...
495
00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:27,040
Okay.
(TV :) Sweden leads 1-0.
496
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,800
(Michael :) Alles gut, Juha?
497
00:49:35,140 --> 00:49:37,010
Well, not really.
498
00:49:37,180 --> 00:49:40,180
Like those Swedish
are such bastards, -
499
00:49:40,350 --> 00:49:42,730
that they deliberately ruin everything.
500
00:49:46,690 --> 00:49:48,480
Vissy tastes like shit.
501
00:49:48,650 --> 00:49:52,020
(The neighbor :) Who threw the
TV down? - I did!
502
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:54,400
Juha Berg, I'm warning you!
503
00:49:54,580 --> 00:49:58,030
One day my
patience runs out!
504
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:02,370
(Juha :)
Stop your jabbering, curlyhead!
505
00:50:02,790 --> 00:50:04,450
(Juha :) Beers!
506
00:50:07,340 --> 00:50:10,420
Drink. Drink.
507
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:13,050
(Kristian :) Drink! Drink!
508
00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:14,960
I won't.
509
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,590
This is all a womans fault!
All a womans fault!
510
00:50:19,770 --> 00:50:22,310
What did you say? - Nothing.
- Good.
511
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:26,970
What is it, Juha? - Tiina will leave me,
if I don't get work.
512
00:50:27,230 --> 00:50:30,820
It's fucking hard,
because they require experience.
513
00:50:30,990 --> 00:50:34,150
How do you get experience,
when no one is hiring?
514
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,080
Have you applied?
- Well, that's it!
515
00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:38,900
Give up.
516
00:50:39,580 --> 00:50:43,200
Mine!
- Mine.
517
00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:48,080
Don't drink! (Kristian :) Do!
Don't drink! (Kristian :) Do!
518
00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:53,960
I won't.
519
00:50:54,390 --> 00:50:57,590
Crazy! Buy your own!
- Egghead!
520
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:01,680
Better than bald.
- Do you want to die? - Come on.
521
00:51:01,850 --> 00:51:03,510
Friends, stop!
522
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,300
Juha Berg.
523
00:51:05,770 --> 00:51:11,730
Have you ever dreamed to become
a private entrepreneur?
524
00:51:12,450 --> 00:51:17,110
It needs a niche
and a youngest. (Kristian :) Bingo.
525
00:51:19,870 --> 00:51:24,580
Young and handsome male
to give love and warmth -
526
00:51:24,750 --> 00:51:28,790
for a fee
to all you ladies.
527
00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:33,670
I'm almost sober
and don't smell like cigarettes.
528
00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:37,340
Also I can keep my mouth shut.
529
00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:42,050
If desired,
I'll make a strong coffee.
530
00:51:42,310 --> 00:51:49,110
My phone number is 071 086.
531
00:51:49,610 --> 00:51:53,610
But, hey,
what is your cup size?
532
00:51:54,700 --> 00:51:57,070
Play.
- Fuck me.
533
00:51:57,450 --> 00:51:59,990
Fuck me, beautiful man.
534
00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,660
(Woman :) Fuck, ugly whore!
535
00:52:08,540 --> 00:52:12,710
(Woman :) Fuck, Satan!
Fuck, ugly whore!
536
00:52:16,430 --> 00:52:18,090
Fuck!
537
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,840
(Woman :)
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck, fuck!
538
00:52:32,780 --> 00:52:34,480
I guess it's not that.
539
00:52:47,710 --> 00:52:51,240
(Juha :) At least I tried.
- Oh.
540
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,460
Oh you, after all you did.
541
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:57,670
(Juha :) Seriously.
542
00:52:59,430 --> 00:53:01,090
Don't explain.
543
00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:04,720
I didn't tell you, -
544
00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:08,140
because we hadn't agreed,
what is okay.
545
00:53:08,850 --> 00:53:12,850
No, you didn't say anything about ...
- My God, you're ...
546
00:53:13,030 --> 00:53:15,430
(Juha :) If I apologize?
547
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,110
Think, what you sayd, -
548
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:24,030
even if I would consider this?
(Juha :) Is that wrong?
549
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,950
That you would fuck around
and share your pussy?
550
00:53:28,710 --> 00:53:32,160
Oh my God, you're such a -
551
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:36,670
fucking pathetic brat.
552
00:53:37,510 --> 00:53:39,300
(Tiina :) Little Juha.
553
00:53:40,390 --> 00:53:42,050
I fucking am?
554
00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:46,140
Dammit, dammit.
555
00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:50,220
You don't know, little slut,
with who you're talking to.
556
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,640
You don't fuck with me.
557
00:54:11,330 --> 00:54:15,410
Good, undrinked vodka.
558
00:54:29,980 --> 00:54:32,810
Die.
- Fuck ...
559
00:54:34,150 --> 00:54:35,810
What?
560
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,790
(Juha :) Sunday 24.12
561
00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:02,920
(Male :) Merry Christmas!
562
00:55:03,090 --> 00:55:04,750
(Juha :) Tired.
563
00:55:04,930 --> 00:55:15,470
(He sings :) And so Christmas
returned to North again
564
00:55:16,690 --> 00:55:28,030
Christmas came to the heart
565
00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:33,990
Guys, now it's this way, that
one of us is a single man again.
566
00:55:34,170 --> 00:55:38,880
My woman took off when she didn't manage to
deal with my goofing around.
567
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:44,130
Dammit, when I drove home,
there wasn't more than a single fork, -
568
00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:46,920
a knife, a table
and a plate.
569
00:55:47,100 --> 00:55:51,390
There wasn't even a small bench
left, after all of it.
570
00:55:52,730 --> 00:55:56,010
Now the hut is empty and
echoing eerily -
571
00:55:56,190 --> 00:55:59,310
it's harsh for me to
drink the last bottoms.
572
00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:03,190
The poor, losers,
can't afford to fall in love.
573
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,360
That's learning the life
the hard way, dammit.
574
00:56:10,540 --> 00:56:13,540
So, dammit.
575
00:56:14,370 --> 00:56:17,660
Hey buddy,
but here we'll always be friends.
576
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,100
Can I offer you something?
577
00:56:35,940 --> 00:56:37,600
White Russian.
578
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:46,190
Could I get a White Russian?
- Of course.
579
00:56:46,610 --> 00:56:49,320
Thanks, buddy. Thank you.
- Don't mention it.
580
00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,400
Hey, buddy.
581
00:56:51,580 --> 00:56:54,910
Make the second one lactose free
White Russian.
582
00:56:55,330 --> 00:57:00,120
I get messed up with those
ordinary White Russians.
583
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:05,090
(He sings :)
.. now create your shine ... ...
584
00:57:05,430 --> 00:57:07,090
A good song!
585
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:17,760
(He sings :) ... there
Finlands furthest!
586
00:57:19,150 --> 00:57:32,150
(He sings :) And then when
Sun will turn off your shine
587
00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:42,790
(He sings :)
bless the land of memories!
588
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,130
Raise. Let's make it easier.
589
00:57:46,090 --> 00:57:48,080
Thanks, buddy. Thanks!
590
00:57:48,550 --> 00:57:53,460
Merry Christmas!
- Merry Christmas, buddy! - Cheers!
591
00:57:55,020 --> 00:57:59,350
Jingles, jingles in the glass, hey!
(Juha :) Jingles!
592
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:09,030
Most lovely and dearest for me
is Finland!
593
00:58:10,410 --> 00:58:19,830
Praise the song from Sylvian
594
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,750
No need to be bitter.
595
00:58:25,130 --> 00:58:27,210
The sun shines for us.
596
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:33,760
When one belives in it. Right,
buddy? (Juha :) That's right.
597
00:58:57,750 --> 00:59:01,530
I said,
the lactose free White Russian.
598
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,880
(Poke :) Hey, put the fag out.
599
00:59:11,430 --> 00:59:14,260
(Poke :)
You're still fucking puffing?
600
00:59:14,390 --> 00:59:17,010
(Poke :)
Put your fag out, you hear?
601
00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:20,340
(Juha :) Come on,
it's the last hand-rolled cigarette.
602
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:22,760
(Juha :) Just the last fucking fag.
603
00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:25,680
(Juha :) Hey ...
604
00:59:25,820 --> 00:59:29,190
(Poke :) Let's go.
(Juha :) Fuck, he's blind!
605
00:59:29,950 --> 00:59:31,650
(Juha :) Peace, peace.
606
00:59:31,910 --> 00:59:35,240
(The blind :) Thanks, buddy.
- It's a blind drunk!
607
00:59:35,410 --> 00:59:39,740
(The blind sing :) most lovely and dearest for me
is Finland ...
608
00:59:39,870 --> 00:59:41,700
(Poke :) Thanks, buddy.
609
00:59:41,870 --> 00:59:44,540
(Poke :) "Thanks, buddy!" Fuck!
610
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,960
You forgot this here.
611
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:28,240
(Juha :) Monday, 25.12
612
01:00:28,420 --> 01:00:30,080
So tired.
613
01:01:16,140 --> 01:01:18,590
(Kristian door :) Juha.
614
01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:23,100
(Kristian :) Come open the door!
- Go away.
615
01:01:23,270 --> 01:01:24,930
(Kristian :) Juha!
616
01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:29,180
(Kristian :) Juha!
- Go away.
617
01:01:32,110 --> 01:01:35,730
(Michael :) Juha!
- Go away.
618
01:01:37,450 --> 01:01:39,110
(Clown :) Juha!
619
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,630
(Juha :) Hey guys!
620
01:02:00,220 --> 01:02:02,210
Juha!
(Juha :) Don't touch.
621
01:02:08,860 --> 01:02:13,270
So that ... would've just spent
the new years eve with you.
622
01:02:15,240 --> 01:02:18,070
That too, you want to miss
I guess.
623
01:02:18,990 --> 01:02:20,950
Here are the rockets and all.
624
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:25,360
(Mikael :)
Booze, hot dogs, potato salad.
625
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:28,710
So, even the spring is
a long time away.
626
01:02:29,670 --> 01:02:32,120
Wouldn't be weird to spend the new year.
627
01:02:32,630 --> 01:02:37,420
Haven't seen you for a while.
I'm worried. - Fuck you.
628
01:02:49,190 --> 01:02:50,850
Okay.
629
01:02:55,610 --> 01:02:58,180
Wait a minute.
(Juha :) No, don't go!
630
01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,160
Booze.
631
01:03:43,450 --> 01:03:46,490
Happy new year!
632
01:04:56,570 --> 01:04:58,520
(The neighbor :) Keep quiet!
633
01:06:01,380 --> 01:06:08,710
Whore!
Bleed, bloody fuck!
634
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:11,380
Dammit!
635
01:06:44,970 --> 01:06:47,840
By the way, Juha, shoudn't
you go to sleep?
636
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:15,740
And now ...
637
01:07:17,170 --> 01:07:21,250
Hi there!
- Hi. - Hi. - Hi.
638
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,540
There is raging
poltergeist upstairs.
639
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,590
Let's go in?
640
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,590
(Police :)
Shouldn't we wait for soldiers?
641
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,340
This is not necessary.
642
01:07:33,510 --> 01:07:37,810
Boys, we're going through the door
like a ram.
643
01:07:52,030 --> 01:07:54,280
(Lieutenant Freeman :) After them!
644
01:07:57,710 --> 01:07:59,610
Bald one is mine!
645
01:08:35,660 --> 01:08:37,570
You don't fuck with me.
646
01:09:01,310 --> 01:09:03,890
Emergency Center.
- Good evening to you.
647
01:09:04,150 --> 01:09:08,770
Do you need help? - On Vaasa street
a man is dying.
648
01:09:37,100 --> 01:09:39,300
(Kristian :) Good morning, Juha.
649
01:09:40,390 --> 01:09:42,140
We brought some gifts.
650
01:09:46,650 --> 01:09:49,480
(Kristian :)
Open them when you get home.
651
01:09:49,650 --> 01:09:51,440
Couple a bottles of booze.
652
01:09:51,570 --> 01:09:55,320
Here's a card.
(Kristian :) Now you rest properly.
653
01:09:55,490 --> 01:09:58,820
(Kristian :)
Sleep. When the doctor says ...
654
01:09:59,790 --> 01:10:01,450
(Juha :) Oops.
655
01:10:04,830 --> 01:10:06,740
Will you untie me?
656
01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:23,260
Buddy, -
657
01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:26,850
drunks stick together.
658
01:10:34,990 --> 01:10:37,660
(Juha :) Kristian, untie me.
659
01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:43,280
Michael.
660
01:10:45,670 --> 01:10:47,330
(Juha :) Hello.
661
01:10:49,550 --> 01:10:51,210
Hey.
662
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:09,520
(Nurse :) Okay.
(Juha :) Let go! Get off!
663
01:11:09,770 --> 01:11:13,060
(Nurse :)
Grown man but behaving like a child.
664
01:11:17,990 --> 01:11:19,860
(Juha :) Let go!
665
01:11:20,950 --> 01:11:24,320
(Nurse :) Got it!
(Nurse 2): That's it!
666
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:13,750
(Kristian :) Juha!
(Michael :) Juha!
667
01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:15,960
(Kristian :) Juha!
668
01:12:17,930 --> 01:12:21,380
(Kristian :) Go Juha!
(Michael :) Good Juha!
669
01:16:01,820 --> 01:16:05,190
(Freeman :) Where is he?
Where is he? Where is he?
670
01:16:05,820 --> 01:16:08,400
(Freeman :) Where is he?
- Who?
671
01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:12,110
Well, his, his body. Berg!
- Not found.
672
01:16:12,290 --> 01:16:13,950
What?
- At least not yet.
673
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:16,280
Huh?
- After all, he could have swim away.
674
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:19,660
But this bag.
675
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,710
Well, the bottles are still here.
676
01:16:29,390 --> 01:16:32,970
That guy would never leave
two vodka bottles undrinked.
677
01:16:34,100 --> 01:16:35,810
He's dead.
678
01:16:36,730 --> 01:16:38,520
Society would like to thank.
679
01:16:40,270 --> 01:16:42,480
Finally, there's peace in the country!
680
01:16:42,820 --> 01:16:44,690
Good work, everyone!
681
01:16:46,990 --> 01:16:50,020
Oh damn,
I'm now in the mood for celebration!
682
01:16:55,540 --> 01:16:57,280
Lieutenant Freeman.
683
01:16:59,630 --> 01:17:01,370
It's water.
684
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:04,630
Ai jai jai.
685
01:17:07,630 --> 01:17:09,380
See the thing is ...
686
01:17:10,510 --> 01:17:14,760
(Singing) It all started
When I quit
687
01:17:15,060 --> 01:17:19,300
Then, to celebrate the occasion
on a fully loaded shark
688
01:17:19,900 --> 01:17:23,940
And that's nothing
like prohibition law
689
01:17:24,150 --> 01:17:29,060
A bottle went around in a circle
and only grinned
690
01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:33,730
a drop will not take you away
and a bucketfull won't kill
691
01:17:34,290 --> 01:17:39,580
When the top is reached,
just keep going, but
692
01:17:39,790 --> 01:17:44,750
a drop will not take you away
and a bucketfull won't kill
693
01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:50,670
When the top is reached,
just keep going, but
694
01:17:52,010 --> 01:17:56,840
Life is boring,
if it isn't sometimes celebrated
695
01:17:57,430 --> 01:18:02,390
Well, who is able to be
always sober
696
01:18:02,940 --> 01:18:08,060
Lets go at the same pace
week in a row
697
01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:14,150
Rinse all the troubles
from within
698
01:18:14,530 --> 01:18:19,450
a drop will not take you away
and a bucketfull won't kill
699
01:18:20,210 --> 01:18:24,580
When the top is reached,
just keep going, but
700
01:18:25,460 --> 01:18:30,290
a drop will not take you away
and a bucketfull won't kill
701
01:18:31,010 --> 01:18:36,470
When the top is reached,
just keep going, but
702
01:18:37,850 --> 01:18:42,480
We are all here
for just a few moments
703
01:18:43,060 --> 01:18:48,140
It's quite unnecessary luck
to put together on the top
704
01:18:48,820 --> 01:18:53,810
It's another time,
that drinking time
705
01:18:54,160 --> 01:18:59,500
Drink it all now
and others drink aswell
706
01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:04,910
Let's go now
small drop don't make a difference
707
01:19:05,590 --> 01:19:10,750
Once you have started
You can drink even two
708
01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:15,960
a drop will not take you away
and a bucketfull won't kill
709
01:19:16,930 --> 01:19:21,720
When the top is reached,
just keep going, but
710
01:19:21,980 --> 01:19:24,350
just keep going, but
711
01:19:24,690 --> 01:19:26,350
keep going
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