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Man, I am so psyched
for this auto show.
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I'm telling you, once I
trick out my el camino,
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it is going to be
bad freakin' ass.
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You know, "tricking out"
sounds a lot like accessorizing.
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Hey, don't ever call
it that, all right ?
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But, yeah, that's
basically what it is.
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Kitty, I'm begging you to stop. There's
gonna be hundreds of auto parts salesmen,
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and now that I have the muffler shop, they're
gonna be getting in line to kiss my butt.
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Well, and they will be happy to kiss it
because everything from my house is spotless.
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All right, I'm getting in the car,
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I'm counting to 60, and if
you're not there, I'm leaving.
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Ah, the honeymoon
speech again.
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Whoops.
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I can't forget my book.
You know,
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this new jackie collins romance
really gives me a case of the tingles.
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Mrs. Forman, please,
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your tingles are
your own business.
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You move into my house,
you hear about my tingles.
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Jackie,
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I hope you brought a book. When we get to
the auto show, the guys are gonna ignore us.
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Mrs. Forman, I'm a beautiful girl
with a shrill, demanding voice.
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I'm pretty hard to ignore.
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Okay, but we can't compete
with a bunch of cars.
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Wheels are like
bosoms to men,
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and a car has four.
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I'm getting better.
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Leo, check it out. It's my baby !
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oh,
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this is brooke.
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Oh, isn't she adorable ?
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Yeah.
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I can see why you knocked her up.
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Michael, thanks again for watching
betsy. Everyone else was busy.
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Thanks for trusting me.
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Yeah.
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It's my first time. I'm pretty
nervous. I tried on three outfits.
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No, you guys will be great. All
little girls love their daddies.
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Plus I'll bet you'll probably
like a lot of the same toys.
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Ooh, I'm late.
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Oh, yes.
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Hi.
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Ohh ! Bye-bye, betsy-pie.
Mommy loves you.
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- Yes, she does, yes, she does.
- All right, hand her over.
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- You're so attached. Just...
- oh...
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look, don't worry.
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All she does is sleep. It's like
taking care of a bowling ball.
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I don't like bowling, man.
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You throw the ball down there,
and it keeps coming back.
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It's spooky, man.
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Okay, donna, I've just spent the last ten
minutes cologning and powdering myself.
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Let's spill'em and feel 'em.
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We can't, because fez is here.
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Yeah.
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I'm here, and you can'T.
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Fez, buddy, come on.
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You of all people should understand
how important sex is to a man.
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Why should you do it if I can't ?
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Because I have a girlfriend.
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Why should you have a
girlfriend if I can't ?
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Okay, how are we
gonna work this out ?
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Give her to me.
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Guys, check it out.
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Brooke finally let
me take care of betsy.
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We're gonna stay here
for the day, okay ?
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No. Come on. Donna and i
have a do-it day planned.
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Yeah, and I think I got a piece of this.
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Look, why don't you
do it at your house ?
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I can'T. My brother's friends are
over there, and they're playing darts,
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and they don't use a dartboard. They just
run around and throw 'em at each other.
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Okay, donna,
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I'm going go upstairs and
change into something sexy.
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Now either you come join me in 60 seconds,
or I'm gonna have to start without you, and...
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we both know how awkward it
is when you walk in on that.
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What's this ?
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That's breast milk.
Don't touch it.
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Breast milk ?
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From real breasts ?
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What don't they do ?
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Kelso, she's so adorable.
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why is she making
that weird face ?
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- it's poo !
- it's poo !
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It smells in there,
too ! It's everywhere !
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We have to dispose
of the dirty diaper.
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Shark.
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Shark.
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Oh.
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What do you want
me to do with it ?
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Just chuck it.
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What about the shark ?
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Chuck it. Chuck it all.
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why is she still crying?
We just changed her.
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Maybe she doesn't like
you. Ah, baby burn.
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no.
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I know what it is.
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We left her teddy bear at my
house. I'll go get it. Here.
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Um...
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aren't you gonna
take her with you ?
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No. I can't take
betsy in my car.
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I took out the seat belts
to make it go faster.
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Okay, don't grab those.
I'm not your mommy.
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Yeah, a lady once said
that to me on the bus.
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Well, it wasn't a lady.
It was more like a man-lady.
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It's hard to tell
sometimes, you know ?
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Why tell this story, fez ?
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Why ?
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yeah, man, look at this place.
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Chrome, tires,
half-dressed women...
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it's like sunday dinner
at my grandma's house.
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All right, salesmen,
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pucker up. Red forman's
ass is in the building.
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Okay, well, mine's gone. I
give yours about 30 seconds.
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All right, jackie, so let's
start off looking at new tires,
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then after lunch, you can help me pick
out an obnoxiously loud car stereo.
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Wait, you're gonna spend
the day with jackie ?
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Yeah, man. She's my chick.
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All right, I'm gonna go get us a funnel cake.
But listen, this is a rough crowd, all right ?
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So if any guys come up to you and
offer to teach you how to drive a stick,
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just say no and
pull the fire alarm.
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Told ya he wouldn't ditch me.
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I'm his "chick."
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Jackie, he's a man.
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Accept the fact that
he is not coming back.
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When I was in labor, red
went to get me ice chips.
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I didn't see him for an hour and a half
because he found a pinball machine.
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No way.
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But it's fine.
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Ha. I laugh about it now.
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I do.
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I will.
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It's just not that funny.
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I think she's out.
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Well, in that case...
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eric,
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we can't do that with her in here.
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What ? Come on.
She's fast asleep.
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And it's been over a week for us.
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Donna, you can only keep the
tiger in its cage for so long.
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Yeah, that's right. I'm
callin' it a tiger now.
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crap, the baby's awake.
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No, no, no, no, no. Hey,
betsy. Close your eyes,
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'cause aunt donna and
uncle eric are gonna do it.
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Eric, you are seriously disturbed.
We have to take care of her.
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No, no, come on. She's fine.
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You can't put the tiger back in his
cage now, donna. He's all agitated.
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How can a crying
baby not turn you off ?
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Two words,
donna... eight teen.
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- Nothing turns me off.
- Yeah ?
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Hey, fez.
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Why are you
staring at that milk ?
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It's from a breast.
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Simply remarkable.
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Okay, you're clearly a demented
pervert, so let me ask you something.
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Would you be able to have
sex with a baby in the room ?
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No way. I can barely do it
with a woman in the room.
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Congratulations, eric. You're
more despicable sexually than fez.
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Okay, donna, here's the thing,
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I'm a man, so my on/off
switch is always on.
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Now you can either deal with that
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or you can switch to girls.
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Donna, if that's your baby,
I'm gonna snap eric in half.
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Dad, don't you think you woulda
noticed if I was pregnant ?
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Not really. I'm not
that hands-on of a dad.
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Anyhoo, I bought a hammock and put it up
in the den 'cause it's too cold outside.
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Now I need someone to push me.
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Sure, I'll push you
in the hammock, bob.
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Then I'll climb up a tree
and pluck you a fresh coconut.
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I don't think so, bob.
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Okay, it's your loss,
but I'm a big tipper.
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Okay...
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I got betsy's teddy bear. And it
wasn't easy dodging my brothers.
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I got a dart in the calf.
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oh.
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Here's my little girl. Huh ?
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Hey, baby. Look.
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Look, it's your teddy bear
and your handsome daddy.
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why won't she stop crying ?
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Maybe it is me.
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What if she doesn't like me ?
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Kelso, don't take it personally.
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I didn't like you
when I first met you.
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But that's because you
were peeing on my swing set.
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Well,
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it was brand-new,
and I was jealous.
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one funnel cake, extra sugar.
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Oh,
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steven, I knew you'd come back,
and to show you how thankful I am,
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I'm gonna feed you a piece.
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Oh, get a room.
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Did you see red ?
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He didn't come back yet ?
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That's weird. He was in front
of me in the funnel cake line.
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What the...
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okay, gals, say, "funnel cake."
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funnel cake.
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oh, my god !
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There goes the fun.
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Well, I hope you're happy, red forman,
because we are leaving. You two !
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get your a-s-ses
back to the car.
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You two, get your
b-double o-bs off my husband.
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I can't believe that lookin' in this
mirror isn't puttin' her in a great mood.
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It always works for me.
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Man, am I glad
I found you guys.
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All these houses look alike.
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Except for that red one on the
corner where the clown lives.
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That's a mcdonald'S.
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well, whatever his
name is, he's funny.
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Hey, what's with the baby, man ?
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I don't know. I can't
get her to quit crying.
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Here, let me try.
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Yeah.
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yeah.
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How'd you do that ?
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Babies love me, man,
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'cause I'm fuzzy.
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I'll go give her a bottle.
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That proves it.
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My own baby hates me.
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That's not true.
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She only stopped crying
when leo held her because...
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he has the shakes.
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No. It's me.
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She hardly knows me,
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and a girl needs her father,
you know, for guidance.
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What happens if she grows up
and starts dating, like, fez ?
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Boy, if she looks anything like
you, she'll be way outta my league.
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Kelso, if you really feel like that, you
should start getting to know her now.
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Go hold her.
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You're right.
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Leo ?
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Oh, my god. They're gone.
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Everybody... everybody
just stay calm !
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The breast milk is safe.
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Are they outside ?
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Not in the driveway, but
eric went to check the park.
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And they're not upstairs.
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Although I did find kitty's special occasion
panties hanging on the towel bar.
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There's a lot more goin'
on up there than we think.
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How could i
let this happen ?
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I am the worst father ever.
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betsy ?
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No, michael, it's me. I'm callin'
to check in. How's she doing ?
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How's she doing ? Fine.
God, quit smothering her.
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Hey, put the phone to
her ear, let me say hi.
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it's brooke. She wants
to talk to the baby.
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Gimme.
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00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,760
hey, mama, send more milk.
247
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,360
Was that fez ?
248
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,120
Yeah.
249
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,120
We... we're just
messin' around.
250
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,840
But, uh, betsy...
she's... she's sleepin'.
251
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:37,400
She'S... yeah. She's...
she's sleepin'like a little...
252
00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,480
somethin' that
sleeps a lot.
253
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,040
Okay. Well,
254
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,520
just give her a kiss for
me, and I'll see you later.
255
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:47,720
Okay.
256
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,680
You guys,
257
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,040
what am I gonna do ? I'm... I'm...
I'm really startin'to freak out.
258
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,600
All right, kelso,
just relax.
259
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,200
She's with leo.
He's great with kids.
260
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,000
I'm sure he's watchin'
her like a hawk.
261
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,760
Oh, little sweetie.
262
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,880
What are you doin'
in my house, hippie ?
263
00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,680
Are you sure
this is your house ?
264
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,640
Of course it's my house.
265
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,880
I believe ya.
266
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,480
The guy screaming
usually owns the house.
267
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,600
all right, when kitty shows up,
she's gonna be pretty mad. So
268
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,800
I think we should
just leave her here.
269
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,960
She can't getany madder.
270
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,920
I think you should
definitely leave her here.
271
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,280
Kitty.
272
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,560
they tried to leave you!
I tried to stop 'em.
273
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:57,120
Jackie, I'm perfectly fine.
274
00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:00,200
I just need to speak to
redin the car for a minute.
275
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,040
How could you, red forman ?
276
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:13,840
Steven stayed with jackie, but you went
off and gave my funnel cake to those whores.
277
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,960
I was just trying
to have a little fun.
278
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,480
Oh, yeah ?
279
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,680
Well, you can take your
funand shove it up your...
280
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:34,040
michael, I just want to
talk to my daughter.
281
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,440
I'm sorry, brooke.
She's still asleep.
282
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:37,520
Kelso,
283
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,760
tell her the truth, or I'm gonna touch you
with mrs. Forman's special occasion panties.
284
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,880
Oh, those are
in my backpack.
285
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,560
Okay...
286
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:53,800
brooke, uh...
about betsy.
287
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,280
There's something
I have to tell you.
288
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,800
Anyone lose a baby ?
289
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,880
I found her !
290
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,760
You found her ?
291
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:04,440
No, no, I said,
"I love her."
292
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,440
That is not what you said.
293
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:10,480
You know what ? You never
listen to me. I'm hanging up.
294
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,240
Kelso, you did say
you found her.
295
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:15,880
You know, you women
296
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,320
all stick together.
297
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,920
think she wants
her daddy.
298
00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,680
it's okay.
299
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,680
Daddy's here.
300
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:35,720
do you hear that ?
301
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,600
She stopped crying.
302
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,240
I think she knows it's me.
303
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,400
And I think she likes me.
304
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,680
That's so beautiful.
305
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,040
I promised myself
I wouldn't do this.
306
00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:00,520
Listen, kitty, I'm sorry
about today. It's just...
307
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,760
they pay those ladies to
flirt with guys like me.
308
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,280
They're almost hookers.
309
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,320
I shoulda stayed
in the den.
310
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,920
No, no, no. Those girls
didn't bother me.
311
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,800
I can outlast those tramps
any day of the week.
312
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:17,040
It was just... seeing
steven and jackie together.
313
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:17,800
Oh,
314
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:22,320
you can't compare our mature
relationship to what those kids have.
315
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,440
Ah, we're past all those highs
and lows. We're like A...
316
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:29,840
like a sailboat
in a dead calm.
317
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:32,720
Look, kitty...
318
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,160
the important thing is
319
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,880
every morning,
320
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,280
I get to wake up next to my
favorite girl in the whole world.
321
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,720
Reginald Albert forman.
322
00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,440
whoa.
323
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,800
Okay, how about that ?
324
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,040
On or off ?
325
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,800
Yeah, that's a showstopper.
326
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,320
Oh, that's too bad 'cause
it really turns me on.
327
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,320
No, get... god,
get off of me.
328
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,680
Who loves you ?
329
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,720
Your daddy does,
that's who.
330
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,400
Well, I can't remember the last time
you made that much of a fuss over me.
331
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,560
Ohh.
332
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,000
There's my baby girl.
333
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,920
Mommy missed you.
334
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:20,000
Yeah, I don't want
to let her go.
335
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,040
She's so beautiful
and warm.
336
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,600
Well, apparently
I'm ugly and cold.
337
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:31,400
- Oh, here. Look at her smiling.
- There we go.
338
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,320
Oh, I'm so happy
she loves her daddy.
339
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,240
- Yeah.
- Yes, It is.
340
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,400
Hey,
341
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,000
listen, uh...
342
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,680
I know I haven't
been around much, but, uh...
343
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,120
that's gonna change 'cause
she's my girl, and
344
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:51,000
I wanna know her.
345
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,440
That would be awesome.
346
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,400
- Um...
- I got it.
347
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,080
Grab her stuff, and I'll
go put her in the car.
348
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,960
Yeah, here.
349
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,400
Thanks.
350
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,040
You need help, man.
351
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,760
Yes, I do.
352
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,320
I hate myself.
353
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,480
But the money's
just so good.
354
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,360
A little faster so
it stirs my drink.
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