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hey, thanks for coming down to meet my sister, man.
I had dinner with her and my dad last night,
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it was the first family dinner I had ever been to where
we didn't have to sneak out of the restaurant one at a time.
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Man, hyde, first a new dad,
now a new sister--
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it's like you hit
the orphan lottery.
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Look, your dad's got a whole jar
of peppermint patties.
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That's class, baby.
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That's nothing, you guys. I found
20 bucks just sitting on the desk,
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and I kind of
wanna steal it.
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Wow, I'm really starting to see
the underbelly of not having a job.
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Check it out, hyde--
your dad knows Skynyrd.
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I heard when you first meet them, if you just yell
"free bird" really loud, they'll start playing it.
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Ah, angie, meet your
new brother's friends--
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they're scruffy, but they
don't seem to be dangerous.
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Hey, guys,
check it out-
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family 'fro.
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I know what
you're thinking.
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What are the odds that steven would have
a previously unknown black half-sister?
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Well, I'll tell you--
2,437 to 1.
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I'm a math major.
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A math major? Awesome. I need
some help building a homemade rocket,
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and we also need a hamster that's
not afraid of heights or being blown up.
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- You must be kelso.
- Yeah, I am.
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Boy, am I glad you showed up. It's a lot of pressure
being the only good-looking one in the room.
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Michael, that
is so rude.
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You know there's two of us.
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And that makes
you Jackie.
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That's right. Hi.
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Okay, so let me bring you
up to speed on the group.
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Too skinny, too tall, too horny,
too foreign, too-riffic.
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Look at this-- my two kids
together and getting along.
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That's it, 20 bucks
for everybody.
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It's okay. I
already got mine.
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I took it off
your desk.
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I'm at a really weird
place in my life.
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Hey, man.
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Hey, I brought
everyone cupcakes.
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- Cool!
- Cupcakes!
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Here's a special one for you-- vanilla on
the outside and chocolate on the inside.
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what are you doing? You knew
I was gonna take that one.
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Oh, well, too late.
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You're always doing that.
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That is the reason
why we broke up.
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We broke up because you
were always cheating on me.
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That and the cupcake thing.
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So this is where
you hang out, huh?
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Do the people who own this
place know we're down here?
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Yeah, they kind of adopted me.
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You don't know this about me,
but I've had, like, 13 dads.
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You know, I don't know
so much about you.
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I mean, like, what kind of stuff
did you do growing up?
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Did you play sports?
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Well, I used to play this
one game called stoop.
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What you do is
you sit on a stoop
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and you chuck things
at passersby.
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I was a pro.
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I was a passerby.
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Did you know that I am a shampoo
boy down at the beauty salon?
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Yes,
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ladies come from miles around
to be touched by these magic hands.
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Is that why they're
all dry and chapped?
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No.
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That's from
my day off.
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So, angie, are you excited about your
first day at work at dad's office tomorrow?
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Yeah, but I'm a little nervous.
I mean, it's my first job out of college.
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Oh, believe me, this is
the easiest job I've ever had.
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Wait. What about the time you got paid 2 bucks to eat everything
out of forman's fridge and then you threw it up all over the place?
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That was you.
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Oh, yeah.
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That was awesome.
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So it's cool if we
slack off at work.
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Look, any time I even think about
work, I remember one thing--
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I'm the
boss's son,
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then I head down to the nearest
bar to chug beer and play darts.
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Ah, beer and darts-- keeping the eye
patch industry alive since the 1800s.
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Kitty,
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you told me we were going
to the hardware store.
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And you told me I'd have a fur coat
by winter. People say a lot of things.
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But this is no
place for a man.
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But it's 25 ladies and me.
I think I like my chances.
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Kitty, I gotta
get out of here.
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One of these ladies is likely to come
over here and try to talk me into a toupee.
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Okay, Fez...
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give me
the gossip.
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Is that glitter
in your hair?
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Are you making
me a pi�ata?
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No. I was working on a new outfit
for eric to wear at the roller disco.
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Roller disco? Eric is
into roller disco?
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Uh-oh.
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I'm sorry. We're gonna have to reschedule 'cause
I have to go spread this embarrassing news.
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You can't tell anyone.
I promised eric I'd keep it a secret.
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Besides, you used to
roller disco with jackie.
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Sure, when I
was a child,
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but I'm a man now.
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I moved on to
robot dancing.
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Hey, you wanted to see me?
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Have a seat, steven.
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It's come to my attention you've been
sneaking off from work to go play darts.
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Well, in my defense, it's just something to do
to pass the time while I'm drinking beer.
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Yes, Angie
mentioned that, too.
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What?
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You ratted me out on my
midday dart-and-booze?
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What? No, I just thought
it was a funny story.
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Steven, I'm so sorry.
Daddy, please don't fire him.
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I'm not gonna fire him.
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You're not?
I mean...
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you're not--
excellent choice.
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S teven,
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you may be the boss' son, but you
still have to show up and do some work.
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Come on, man, even you said yourself it
was fine if I slack off every now and then.
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Look, I want you to succeed here,
Steven, so no more darts.
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Fine.
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Oh, but can I start
succeeding next week?
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See, there's a tournament tomorrow.
I'm already signed up and everything.
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There's my little
roller disco king.
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Mom !
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Look, at any given moment, there at least three kids in
this house who would use that information to destroy me.
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We have to keep
it our secret.
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Well,
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I was just
reading the bible,
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and it says that keeping
secrets is a sin.
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It goes lust, gluttony,
sloth, keeping secrets.
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Mom, we don't even
have a bible.
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Remember last christmas you spilled
peppermint schnapps all over it?
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Honey, just share
your secret.
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People are gonna find out
eventually because
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that is a surprisingly difficult
thing to keep secret.
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Okay, I don't know
if you know this about me,
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but I already take quite a bit of crap just
walking around being regular me, so,
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No, I'm not gonna
tell anybody.
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Do you want me
to tell them?
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- No.
- Yes?
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No.
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I'll think about
it, okay?
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Maybe there's a way I can
kind of feel everybody out.
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Good.
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and by the way,
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I did not spill peppermints
chnapps on the bible.
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It was sambuca.
I am not trailer trash.
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I know something
you don't know.
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Fez, you know a lot
of things I don't know,
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mostly because they're disgusting
and I don't wanna know them.
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True,
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but this is
about eric.
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What do you think he's doing every
wednesday night when he's not with you?
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He's taking an at-home
spanish course.
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He doesn't wanna be disturbed,
so he locks himself in his room.
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You know, I think he's self-conscious
because he can't roll his "R"s.
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Oh, believe me, donna,
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he is rolling his ass off.
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Okay, fez,
what's going on?
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Is there another woman?
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Yes...
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and it's eric.
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Angie totally set
me up, man.
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I should have seen this coming when
I found out she was a math major.
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Those girls are
always bitches.
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You know what
your problem is, hyde?
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I'm too good-looking.
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Who does angie think
she is, anyway?
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She can't just walk in here and pull your
strings like you're some kind of puppet.
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That's my job.
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Hey, guys, just to jump
off topic here for a sec,
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when you're dancing to say,like,
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Donna Summer,
whoever,
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do you ever wish that
you were on wheels?
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Forman,
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so many parts of what you just said
make me wanna kick your ass.
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Eric,
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you know what
your problem is?
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I'm too good-looking.
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Okay, it's wednesday night, so you guys know what
that means-- off to my room for a little espa�ol,
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or should I say off
to my room-o?
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You got a lot of nerve
showing up here.
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All right, back
off, hyde.
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She's here for me.
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Hey, mama.
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Hey, so what the hell
was that all about today?
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Look,
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my dad said that if I did well in college,
some day the business would be mine,
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and I did my part,
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so there's no way I'm gonna share everything
with some frizzy-haired kid fresh out of juvie.
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Okay, I'm working at that company
because our dad wants me there,
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and don't insult me
with that juvie crap.
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I'm over 18. If I get pinched,
I'm doing big boy time.
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Running this company is my dream,
so if you don't quit tomorrow,
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it's gonna be war.
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He's your friend. Talk
some sense into him.
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If you wanted my help, you should
have brought more cupcakes.
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Fez, come on. Just tell
us what eric's up to.
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Donna, if I learned anything
from all my years as a virgin,
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it's that seeing it is much
better than talking about it.
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what the hell
was that?
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That, donna,
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that's what's left
of your boyfriend.
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So, steven, what are you
gonna do about angie?
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How are you
gonna fight back?
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I don't know that I am.
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I mean, you're asking me
to fight for a job.
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That's a tough sell.
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But this is my
company at stake.
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Jackie, would you stop saying
that everything that's mine is yours?
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Okay, steven, last valentine's day I gave you
a card that said "be mine," and you said yes.
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And by saying yes,
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you agreed that everything you had, have or will
have from now until the end of time is mine as well.
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Read the fine
print, steven.
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This whole work thing is a mess. I
miss my glory days of being an orphan.
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A little piece of advice
about having a family--
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get used to being
screwed over.
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Well, that's a very
cynical view of family.
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Oh, yeah,
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and you and your sister
get along so well.
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Oh, I talked to a lawyer.
She's not getting a damn thing.
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Red, we have
something to tell you.
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It's pretty shocking.
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I'm not sure how
to break it to you.
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Okay, you'd better
let me handle this.
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All right,
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Everybody whose son
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is not a roller disco-er, take one
step forward. Not so fast, red.
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Someone's been working
on their spin, susie.
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Nice, very nice.
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It's magic time.
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Hey, everybody, let's give a great
bigroller palace welcome to the one,
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the only rainbow!
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nice shorts, rainbow.
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Hey,
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did you come up
to pack up your office?
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Listen, sis, about
the whole job thing,
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I thought about going head-to-head with you,
but I decided I just can't stoop to your level.
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Well, good.
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But she can.
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Right now she's telling
everybody we work with
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that you stripped your
way through college.
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Please, like anybody's
gonna believe her.
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My dad's rich.
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Oh, no, no, no. You didn't strip
because you needed the money.
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Word around the
water cooler is
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you stripped
because you liked it.
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Yeah, I know, I know.
What a whore.
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Stop laughing at me.
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I am not a stripper.
I am a math major.
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Jackie,
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if there was ever a game show
called "make that girl cry,"
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I'd go on with you.
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Oh, we'd so
win the car.
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all right, everybody
clear some space.
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It's rainbow!
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Now look, eric,
they love you,
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so it's a good
thing I told fez.
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I didn't tell you
I told fez.
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I didn't tell fez.
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Eric, how did
this happen?
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I mean, you don't just wake up one morning, throw on
some skates, and start doing cartwheels to sister sledge.
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It all started when I went down
to the sporting goods store.
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I saw this pair of roller skates,
and when I tried them on,
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well, it was like the first time
Joe Namath laid his hands on a bat.
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The next thing I can
remember is spinning,
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just spinning and
spinning and spinning.
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When I finally stopped,
I found myself at the park.
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That's where I met
up with these people.
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Wait, those skate freaks that hang
out down by the basketball court?
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Every time we wanna shoot hoops, we
gotta scare them off with bottle rockets.
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Kelso, they're not freaks.
They're just like you and me,
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but on wheels.
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Eric,
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let me tell you
a little story.
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When I was a boy, there was a kid
who wanted to be a ballet dancer,
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and all the other kids
made fun of him.
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But years later when he came back
to town, he had achieved his dream--
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he was a dancer
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with the New York City Ballet.
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And you know
what happened?
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You learned your little lesson
about judging people unfairly, huh?
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No, a bunch of guys got together
and beat the crap out of him.
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Hey, red,
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you know what
your problem is?
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I'm too good-looking.
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Okay, dad, I hear
what you're saying,
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but I honestly don't
know if I can give it up.
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Why don't you try
something else?
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I suggest robot dancing.
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feel the beat.
Disco robot.
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Daddy,
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I can't work with him.
He's telling lies about me.
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Actually, that's not true.
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She's telling them.
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Steven, why is that girl
always in the office?
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And why has she been passing out
dress code memos to my employees?
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Hum... Well,
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she's against the casualization
of the workplace.
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She doesn't belong here,
and neither does he.
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I can't believe
what I'm seeing--
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a brother and sister
fighting each other.
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Hey, we are a family.
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Look, if you want him to stay, that's fine.
But if he stays, I'm out of here.
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Well, that's too bad, because I'm opening up a new
record store and I wanted the two of you to run it,
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but maybe I'll just let
Steven run it by himself.
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Hell yeah!
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Nice going, sis.
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No. You know I've always
wanted my own store.
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Well, if you two can't find
a way to work this out--
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We can. I know we can.
He's my brother.
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I tried to get him fired, he calls
me a stripper-- this is how we play.
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Well, I'm glad, because
if this kept going,
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I would have had to send the two of you
to your offices without any dinner.
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That's a bad joke.
I love it.
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So
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looks like you're gonna have
to put up with me after all.
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Hey, I said I'd work with you.
It doesn't mean I like you.
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You not liking me doesn't bother me
that much now that I won.
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And by "I won,"
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I mean you lost.
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Oh, and also...
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you know, here I'm
just an average kid,
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but down there...
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down there I was a star.
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what?
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Oh, did I make the kissy
face too early again?
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No, no, it's nothing.
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What?
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Why do you keep
laughing at me?
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I'm gonna go home
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and I'm gonna watch a really sad movie
and I'm gonna try to come back later.
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