All language subtitles for Mutant.Action.1993.SPANISH.REMASTERED.1080p.BluRay.x265-VXT

Hurry up!

What are you doing with the tape?
Not so tight!

Let's put the bag on him

before he starts screaming again!

That comes later.
First, we put the bag on him.

- He's suffocating!
- He's not!

I'll suffocate you, midget!

It's all going perfectly.

He's moving less and less.

He's tired!
We've been at it for half an hour!

Because of the bag.

Shut up!
This isn't your first kidnapping!

Wake him up, m.A.

I don't think he's worth taking.

We won't even cover costs
with the ransom.

Alright, we fucked up.

He's dead, isn't he?

Okay, let's go.

It's always the same!

Let's go!

Come on, dammit.

Now you're in a hurry? Wait for me!

At five o'clock this morning,

the president
of the bodybuilding federation

was found murdered
in strange circumstances.

This may have been
an attempt to kidnap him.

To be the terrorist gang
"mutant action".

Healthy men in crippled body.

Action, revenge, violence, progress.

Armed conscientiously we
assume the challenge.

We will avenge the victims
of mount taygetus.

Bhndjusfice. Justice in braille.

For the ugly and mutilated,
the dance has already begun.

We impale bodybuilders,
we burn down gyms.

In the sauna they cook:
They are worms.

We are dangerous,
we are guerrillas.

Dilettante terrorists,
tremble while you can,

this is not a game:
It's mutant action!

Do as Johnny, take the rifle.

Do as Johnny, take the rifle.

We'll kill beauties
with or without you.

Take up arms,
long live the stumps,

raised prosthesis,
more amputations.

Captain silver with the steel hand!

They see us proudly
follow in their footsteps

oil your chair,
sharpen your crutch,

use coupons to buy a
submachine gun.

Break your chains,
there are no more bars,

it is the hour of fear
and of paraplegia.

We are dangerous,
we are guerrillas.

Dilettante terrorists,
tremble while you can,

this is not a game:
It's mutant action!

Since mutant action
was created ten years ago,

this group of handicapped

has perpetrated a number of crimes.

Goodlooking celebrities

and institutions related
to public health and sperm banks

have been their specific targets.

Footage of the TV show
get fit with susana

and now, the most important part.

Gang members have been identified as

Alex and Juan abadie,
siamese twins since birth.

Cesar ravenstein, alias quimicefa,

famous in the criminal world
for having five kilos of dynamite

permanently connected to his chest.

José Oscar telleria, alias handyman,
the gang's mechanic.

He has been arrested
more than fifty times.

Stop! Police!
Throw down those crutches.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say
may be used against you.

You have the right to an attorney.

Amancio Gonzalez, alias m.A.,
born deaf and dumb,

who has one of the lowest I.Q.'S
on the planet

and is endowed
with extraordinary strength.

And José montero, alias hump,
a hunchbacked dwarf,

Jew, Mason, communist
and presumed homosexual.

Of this latest attempt
with the imminent release

of Ramon yarritu, leader
and brain of mutant action,

after having served
a five year sentence

for illegal possession of arms.

Tomorrow,
the orujo family residence,

orujo wholemeal bread factory,

will be richly decorated to celebrate
the wedding of Patricia orujo,

heiress of the industrial empire,

Let's go!

Boss, it must have been hard,
being locked up all this time?

Not really.
Television is very entertaining,

especially the news.

Stop! Police!

Drop that spray!

Drop that spray!

It was my turn to do the dishes,
but with all this hurry...

What's wrong with the computer?

The hard disk is fucked up.
I don't know why.

You could have taken down the washing.

- My tuxedo?
- In your room, Ramon. Impeccable.

- The guns?
- We only need to oil them.

Yes, we have to add
the cream, the decorations...

We're leaving in five minutes.
I want a perfect cake.

Let's see if you're clear on the plan.

Handyman, the cat's food!

You think he's angry?

He may not know anything.

It was all over the place.

They do it out of spite.

It didn't work out,
so they want everyone to know about it.

M.a. Says that it failed

because we are not organized.

Without a good structure,
things don't work out as they should.

And we need a guy
with balls in the right place.

Othennise, this is chaos.

Where are you going!

Let go of that hand!

What the hell
have you plugged this into?

Maybe if we hit this button...

That pipe is for the brake fluid!

What have I always told you?

That we ask you
before touching anything.

But now move your hands and fix this!

The spaceship could explode!

All right!

Let's try and concentrate on the plan.

Okay.

We'll go in this way, with the truck.

There are two guards here.

We can get past them with the cake.

There'll be no problems.

We've got 15 minutes to get out

before the real bakery truck arrives.

And if we make a hole here?
It might be faster!

It looks like
you've been thinking a lot lately.

I'm saying it because
there are two guards here...

Was it you who organized
the last kidnapping?

Or did nobody organize it?

You simply went there to open holes
and hand out oranges!

It's not that, Ramon.

I don't think it was such a big deal.

- He died. We were unlucky.
- Right.

- And the plastic surgeon?
- That was different.

It was his fault,

he got nervous
and jumped from the speeding car.

Fifty kilos of explosives that blew up

an hour after everyone had left.

If you wanted me to feel indispensible,
you succeeded.

Five years of my life
watching you clowns

make fools of yourselves on the news.

Who do you think you are?

Have you forgotten
the three big questions?

What were you when I found you?

We were garbage, hospital refuse!

Who took you out of the gutter?

You, Ramon!

- And what are you now?
- Mutants, mutants, mutants!

We're soldiers in the mutant army
and we're going to win the war.

Society has treated us like shit

and now we're going to kick some ass!

The world is dominated
by pretty boys and spoiled brats.

God! Enough of this "diet" shit!

We've had enough colognes,
car commercials,

we don't want to smell good!
We don't want to lose weight!

We're the only ones left, my friends.

The rest of the world
are either stupid or hipsters.

We are mutants,
not beach boys or design faggots!

And now, let's show those shits

- Look, there's cuqui.
- Have you seen his face?

He does drugs and alcohol.

They're well matched.
She hits it hard too.

- I hear she does drugs.
- What do you mean?

The bride's dress
looks like it was handed down.

I'd say it was handed down
from her late mother.

The groom's tuxedo looks patterned,

but when get close,
it's just covered in lint.

What a delightful party!

You look like a movie star, dear!
Where did you find such a Jewel?

Tacky!

You have given me
the greatest joy of my life.

I only wish your mother could see it.

Don't cry, father. I'm so happy!

We've brought the cake.

- All of you?
- It's very big.

This way.

Wait, only two of you.

Then we'll stay here

and wait for them to come out, okay?

There are a lot of us
and it must be crazy in there.

They're taking a long time.

You think there's a problem
with the cake?

Maybe we'd better go in.

It's okay, guys.

You are not programmed to let us in.

It must be hard to stand here all day.

Why not ignore your program

what do you say?

M.a., tell these gentlemen
that we must go in.

Like I said,
try to slip in unnoticed

and mingle with the crowd.

Let's go!

This way.

All those bakers...
Thank god they're wearing tuxedos!

I think tonight is going
to be unforgettable.

Keep stirring!

It's good, huh?

He is asking if there is
any more chicken.

Listen carefully
so there are no doubts.

When the girl cuts the cake,

get the band to play
"aires de fiesta" by Karina.

Hump, that's your signal to come out

- and knock her out with cloroform.
- Got you.

You're in charge
of putting out the lights

so that I can grab the girl
and get out of here.

Alright. I put out the lights. Okay.

No, you're in charge
of the music from the machine.

- And then I turn off the lights.
- No. M.A. Turns off the lights.

- You stand guard.
- You didn't say anything.

I'm saying it now. You stand guard.

Do I stand guard too?

No, you go with your brother
to play the song.

- Everyone o.K.?

Then when the lights go out,
I go for the girl.

No, no! When the music plays!

- The music is the signal!
- Right, the music.

You can't see when the lights go out,
can you?

Okay, enough!

- Give me a coin.
- What? I don't have any money.

- What do you mean?
- I don't have any.

Stop fucking around
and give me a coin!

I'm a rebel,
because the world made me one,

because no one treated me
with love...

No, it's not that one!
How did it go?

See you later, okay?

I declare you...

Let's go.

Shut up!

Stop it!

We have to get out of here!

M.a. Go for it.

Stop! Police! Throw down your guns
and you won't get hurt.

To the attention of Mr. Orujo

scandal at the wedding!

You better not be fooled
by the television.

Even if you see me in jail,
you poor devil,

I'm not there anymore.

Yes, yes, that's right.
If everything has gone well,

by the time you see this video

I'll be crossing outer space,
heading for planet axturias

with your daughter.

Scumbag, son of a bitch!
I'm going to burn you alive!

Dad, calm down, it's only a video.

If we don't listen carefully,

you better calm down,

or you won't know
what ransom I want.

I'm going to tell you right now.
It's perfectly clear.

I want 100 million
in small bills

inside an anti-fusion suitcase.
Easy, right?

The meeting point is a bar in
an abandoned mine on planet axturias.

Now, I hear that
you're a real asshole,

but not as much as
to call the police.

If you do call them,

your daughter will lose
more than her virginity.

The exchange will take place

two days after
you receive this video.

So, haul ass!

I swear you'll pay for this,
wherever you are!

Fucking terrorists!

Fishing vessel:
Virgen del Carmen

declared cargo:
24,000 tons of frozen fish.

Our number for tax purposes
is 477337 1/7.

Fishing vessel
virgen del Carmen.

- Number of crew members?
- One, at your service.

That cool computer
does almost everything.

Cargo?

Frozen fish, fish fillets,

COD cakes, crab sticks
and so on.

And where is it going?

We're heading for ganimede,
it sells very well there.

Specially the crab legs.

Fine, now pay attention.
Do you know this man?

I watch it a lot,
the computer does the work.

Of course he's been on TV.
He's a terrorist.

Now you mention it,
it so happens,

30 megon fractions ago

a small, very strange spaceship
passed by me.

Well, in my opinion...

Some 15 degrees zelca
north-northwest coaxial alfa nine,

but I can't be too sure,

okay. You may continue,
but don't leave your course.

Okay!

That's the third control
with this sailor bullshit.

Next time you can fucking do it!

Even with this fucking costume
they'll recognize me!

How did it go?

Very well, Ramon,
they bought it again.

Keep this course until we reach
wave motion force g-7.

Okay!

Connect the secondary
turbine controls

and turn 45 degrees.

What did he say?

- You know what he said?
- I didn't hear him.

Since the kidnapping,
all we've had are crab legs.

- Talk.
- I bet 50,000.

I'll see your bet

and raise you 50,000.

Tomorrow when we collect
the 10 million for the ransom,

you can eat what you want.

Your 50,000 and 50,000 more.

You're not bluffing, are you?

I suppose you realize
that what we're betting

is our share of the ransom,
not these screws.

We play the way we want.

I'll see your 50,000
and raise you 100,000 more.

- Hand me that can.
- You sure?

Look, I don't want to bore you,

but up to now, you've lost...

2,400,000 ecus.
Those 100,000 are all you have left.

What do you mean, 100,000?
What about his share?

You two get one share.
Half and half, one share.

10 million, divided by four,
two and a half.

Is dinner ready?

If we have only one share,
then he should only get half.

Where's the remote control?
You've hidden it.

Now you're fucked.

Come on, give me the control.

We always watch what you want.

Listen, give me the control, damn it!

I can't stand it anymore!

One of these days
I'm going to explode.

What if I explode? Eh?

If I explode, what'll happen?

The daughter of well known
industrial tycoon José Maria orujo...

Hey, look, you're on television!

Known worldwide
for his food industries,

specially his wholewheat
bread factory,

the famous orujo buns.

Police sources believe
the authors of the crime

to be the terrorist group
mutant action.

This one has really
come out well, huh?

Patricia orujo was kidnapped
on her wedding day

by the previously mentioned
terrorist group,

who provoked a dantean massacre.

Among the corpses,
police have identified

Jose montero, alias hump,
and amancio Gonzalez, alias m.A.,

responsible for the massacre
at the bodybuilding gym

muscles of elche,

and the recent murder
of Matias pons.

We have just been informed

that thanks to the victim's family,

we now know the exact ransom
demanded by the kidnappers.

The exchange will take place
tomorrow, on the planet axturias,

in the guttenberg galaxy.

How much did he say?

Did he say 100 million,
or did I hear wrong?

No, it isn't one hundred.
Ramon said ten.

There must be a mistake.
Are you sure he said one hundred?

Ramon did the negotiating.

If he asked for one hundred
and we divide ten between us then...

What's the matter now?
Brake fluid again?

No, there's nothing wrong
with the brake fluid.

It's just that...

We were watching the television and...

The news were on and...

- They mentioned the kidnapping.
- And?

Well, nothing, it seems that...

You didn't tell us the family
was going to pay 100,000,000.

What, 100,000,000?

100,000,000!
The TV said it very clearly.

And you told us ten.

I said ten and the guy on TV
said one hundred, right?

We're saying that you're lying
or anything.

Alright. I see it all now.

All of these years
have counted for nothing.

All these years
I've fought for you

and given everything for you,

and you think I'm a dirty cheat,

a treacherous scoundrel, right?

It's not that, Ramon.

- It's not that!
- We've never doubted you.

All we want is an explanation.

How can you be so naive?

You watch the news on TV
and you believe it.

Don't you realize, you idiots,

that's exactly what they want?

We're doubting ourselves!

We'll end up killing each other
and save them the trouble.

Of course. What did I tell you?

They could have said a thousand!

- Or, whatever.
- Or two thousand!

What's important is that tomorrow

we'll have 10 million,
and those are real.

We have to be ready for the exchange.

Don't fuck me up.
Everything has to go perfectly,

just like I planned.

Have you checked
the refractory turbo-compressors?

- No, the other ones.
- No, we haven't.

Well, do it.

Check all the automatic
circuit sections.

I did that this morning.

- Have you greased them?
- No.

That's bad. They should be greased.

Tomorrow is the most important day
ofourhves.

Let's see,
what were you when I found you?

We were garbage, hospital refuse!

And who got you out of the gutter?

You, Ramon!

- And what are you now?
- Mutants, mutants, mutants!

You know I always do what I'm told

and I never complain,
but I don't understand

why we have to re-do
what we did this morning.

Listen, shut up.

If Ramon says we have to check it,
we do it.

Don't complicate things even more.

Besides,
we checked the turbo compressors

in the atomic modulator room,
not the other ones.

- You don't know where they are?
- No. Do you?

Handyman,

I think we have to find a way

to avoid these misunderstandings.

I think the best way would be
for us to have more information

as to how the accounting
is handled in this company.

I agree completely.

In fact, now that we've lost hump,

you could do
the accounting of the ransoms.

Really? Thank you!
I can hardly believe it!

Me, an accountant! Are you serious?

To be honest, I'm not.

What do these turbo-compressors
look like exactly?

What do they look like?

Look for them
and I'll tell you when we find them.

Did you hear a scream?

Yeah,
the turbo-compressors calling us!

It's eating me!

That was definitely a scream.
Let's go!

It's eating me!

Handyman!

Stay still!

Don't just stand there watching,
do something!

You do it, fuckhead!

Don't move, I'm going to...

God, handyman!

Get out of the way! Move!

Handyman!

Well, guys.
This confirms my suspicions.

I didn't say anything before
because I wasn't sure,

but now it's very clear.
What is?

Handyman was smart,
he knew what was going on.

That's why he was murdered.

Guys, there's a traitor among us.

And how can we uncover him?

We must stay together.

That way the traitor
will reveal himself.

- Why? I don't understand.
- Shut up!

In a few hours,
we'll reach our meeting point.

Let him take the first step.

But if the traitor is one of us,
he'll have heard all of this...

- Do you have a better idea?
- No, I think it's great.

I just don't see how he...

Why are you hassling so much?

What if I check out your lab?

Don't get carried away.

Violence won't solve anything.

Let's go to our posts.

It wasn't me.
You have to believe me.

And you couldn't have done it
without me.

Poor handyman!

I have to clear up something.

- It's all very clear.
- I don't think so.

If you remember,
when Ramon came in...

When he came in, bullshit!

Why didn't you say this before?

- Let him speak.
- You, shut up!

You think you're so smart,
don't you?

It looks like
you have it all very clear.

Clearer than you think.

- Well, maybe you'll regret it.
- You're the one who's going to regret it.

Why don't you explode
and leave us alone?

- Aren't we going to sleep?
- Shut up!

Do you want to wake up
with a bullet in your head?

I don't trust anyone.

You stand guard.
If anything happens, call me.

And what's the matter with you?

If you've got a problem, say so.

You know that you're our guest.

Are you hungry?

Are you cold?

What will your father say
if you got sick?

I'm sorry about the wedding, really.

But you know how these things are.

When you don't know
how to get out of a place...

I'm sorry, really.

Although, I must say,
that guy was a shit.

He was after your money, Patricia.

In the long run,
you'll see we did you a favor.

I'm sure that
you'll find someone better.

Someone who really loves you,
for yourself,

for the way you are,

not for your father's millions.

Someone who knows
how to take care of you.

I know, I know.
You're uncomfortable,

surrounded by strangers,
far from home, from friends.

But we could become good friends,
couldn't we?

I'm going to have some money now

Have you been listening?
You're a pig!

I'm fed up with you
always staring at me!

Go away, man.

Go on, get out!

And you, be careful,
if you want to stay alive.

Let's go!

I've got something urgent to tell you.

Don't get up, this'll only be a moment.

This is between you and me.

- Have you found the traitor?
- Yes.

What a disappointment, huh?

It's quimicefa!
We have to knock down the door!

There's nothing left, Ramon.
Only this.

Well, and this.

Fortunately, he was alone,
locked up in his room.

Othennise,
we'd all have been blown up.

- Why did he do that?
- Why?

That's why
he was giving us such hassle.

What does that have to do
with commiting suicide?

No, it was because he knew he'd lost.

He knew you didn't trust him.

Oh, sure. Of course.

That solves the problem, huh?

Tomorrow we get the 10 million
and share it between us three.

Now we're out of danger, we can rest.

We should go to bed.

Tomorrow will be a very bad day.

I can explain...

He wanted to kill you.

He was always a nuisance for you.

He was like a nightmare
that followed you everywhere.

Don't you see?

At last you're free from him!

Now you can pay for your operation
with your five million.

You'll get him
off your back forever.

Okay, it's true.

Fifty for each of us.

You can't say I don't take care of you.

Don't spoil what could be

the start of a beautiful friendship.

You and I alone against the world,
Alex!

"The two from space".

What do you think?

You're just a genetic aberration,

and you're stupid as well!

You don't know
how to fly this spaceship!

If you kill me,
you'll be floating in space until you rot!

Get up.

No bad feelings, okay?

Don't fuck with me anymore, you hear!

Get up,
or I'll burn the rest of your face!

Okay, whatever you say.

But it would've been better
to think about it before,

This way, I don't have to divide
the 100 million.

In the end,
this has all worked out well.

I'm meeting your father
in a few hours

for that money deal.

Let's see if I can get fixed up a bit.

What will he say
if he sees me looking like this?

What was I when my mother had me?

Number one, the best!

And who made me what I am?
Me, without anybody's help.

And what am I? The fucking boss!

You need a little fixing up as well.

There you have it, orujo.

- Are you sure?
- Ninety eight percent sure.

- That's not enough.
- Shall we go on with the plan then?

Of course.
We stay on course for axturias.

You're the boss,

but it's absolutely impossible
for them to have survived.

- Ramon.
- What?

How interesting!

Okay, let's see...

We should have landed at this point.

I was getting married,

but I was unlucky
and I killed a hunchback.

Then I was in a spaceship
and I couldn't speak.

Right, the meeting point
has to be around here.

Someone wanted to kill you,

but I couldn't do anything to stop it.

That wasn't a dream.
It all happened yesterday.

That's how it seemed, but it's like...

- What are you doing?
- Theatrics.

You think
we'll have to kill my father?

Not the Stockholm syndrome again...

Not today, okay? What?

Shut up. We're leaving.

It's 4:00 pm. We've got five hours
to get to "the lost mine".

Dear god! What is this?

Two dying men joined at the shoulder!

- I'm still not sure about it, orujo.
- Now what is it?

We might have trouble
transporting the material.

Don't give me that.
We're going to finish this.

It's very unstable.
The terrain is difficult.

It could be dangerous.

This isn't a game, you hear?

Even if I have to take
the rest of the world with me.

The intellectual repression
of the minorities is evident.

The media mask the reality in order...

To adapt it to the interest
of the factual powers.

The extent to which the system
can alienate you is unbelievable.

21 years wasted

living a life
that wasn't my real life,

- so we'd be here.
- And my father?

He thought he could buy love
with money

and he bought me a pink pony.

I wish I had a pink pony now.

That's why I admire you.
You can't be fooled.

You had to react and show up
the contradictions in the system.

Destroy it all so as to start again,
a new, a more just world

in which mutilation
will make us all equal,

and beauty won't matter,
only the person.

Look, Patricia,
don't make it more difficult.

You were bad enough
but the sun's making you worse.

You don't take me seriously?

Listen! We've crashed,

we're lost and we've got no water.

I'm tired, hungry,
and I've got a headache!

So walk and don't make me angrier.

- Ramon...
- What?

You're very strong.

I can't do a lot
in such little time,

but at least
it won't decompose for now.

- It stinks!
- That's the acids that I used.

When the flesh is bad
they really stink.

You'll get used to it.

In any case,
you have to get rid of him soon.

Gangrene could set in.

What do you think?

There, there, I'll fix that.

You really scared me
this morning.

I thought it was something
the wild miners did.

They'd kill anyone just for fun.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, they're very dangerous.

The mine gas drives them crazy.

I must say, though,
they have great fun.

Do you know where
"the lost mine" bar is?

Garcia's bar?
It's not what it used to be.

Since the price of coal
dropped on earth

they've been laying off miners.

- Can you show me the way?
- Why the big hurry?

Stay here a couple of days and rest,

and we'll finish off your brother.

I've got an appointment there
I can't miss.

Settling old scores.

Yes, that's it.

- A woman?
- Yes, that's right.

You mean there'll be
a woman in Garcia's bar?

Yes, the pig is going
to get her there somehow.

Dear god! I wish I could see her!

Quickly, there's no time to lose!

I'll make some sandwiches
and we'll leave right away.

Don't you understand, idiot?

On the planet axturias
there are no women!

Know what, Ramon?
I know what's wrong with you.

There must be an easier way
of making a living.

You feel bad because
you've killed all of your friends,

you have to have things very clear
to know what a man's got to do!

Even if you don't like it.

And if someone is an obstacle,
you push him away

and carry on.

I know it's hard. Now you're tired
and you make yourself sick.

You feel like everything
you've done is worthless.

Everyone hates you.

You even hate yourself.

Right, Ramon? Are you listening to me?

Keep calm, eh?
Let's not spoil everything now.

I'm a professional.

We can't let a minor detail
spoil the work of years.

You're angry about what I've said.

No. I'm angry because
I don't have the stapler here.

Is it because of what I said
about making yourself sick?

Listen careafully, because
I'm not going to repeat this.

If you say another word about me,
I'll cut your legs off.

I'll get half the ransom,
but I'll be happy.

Why does everything have
to be so complicated?

Where have you come from?

Let's see, come here.
Where do you live, huh?

Where do you live?

- Have you located the spaceship?
- Yes, or something like it.

There are no signs of life.

They could have died in the crash.

No, they're here.

Hurry, we have to reach
the meeting point before nightfall.

I thought we'd never find anyone.

We've been walking all day.

We had an accident
30 kilometers from here.

We're looking for a bar that...

Shut up!

I've told you
not to stay out in the sun.

- It's bad for you.
- It's true, grandpa.

- Zacarias brought a woman
- and a man who wants water.

You're always picking on him.

She's outside playing with the dog!

Hello! I was telling the boy

The whole problem started because
of a few million.

We didn't know if it was
10 million or 100 million.

You've probably...
No, I don't think you've seen it.

- I don't usually watch television.
- On the news.

That's where the problem started.

- Did he kill all of them?
- One by one, very clean.

He's intelligent and tough
and he's got no scruples.

- A winner?
- I wouldn't say that.

- Let's say he's lucky.
- But there comes a time

- you don't mean me?
- No, I mean him.

He was my best friend
and today I'm going to kill him.

- Money ruins everything.
- So do women.

Yes, women ruin
lots of things as well.

A pussy can move more than an ox.

But do you love her?

4 ~ r/lul

with my brother, it wasn't easy
to be alone with a woman.

That means you've never...

You've never said
anything to Patricia.

No, she doesn't know
anything yet.

Let's hope nothing bad happens to her.

So you want to know

how to go to Garcia's bar,
"the lost mine"?

It's easy, if you know the way.

Eat all you want, girl.

No, really, I'm not very hungry.

We've got plenty of food.

Not many women have been here lately,
you know?

My grandsons have never seen
one like this, alive.

What do you think?

He's a nice kid. How old is he?

Forgive him,
he's not allowed to talk to strangers.

The poor woman died
when the boys were still very young.

She was a good woman.

We bought her between all
the settlers in the valley.

But, to be honest,
she didn't have much resistance.

Sell her to me.
I'll give you everything I have.

- She's worth 100 million.
- What? Did you hear that?

That's enough!

I'll give you 200,000 ecus
and 200 videos. That's all I have.

Forget it. She's not for sale.

Ramon, let's leave.
I feel uncomfortable.

It seems there's no way
to reach an agreement.

- Zacarias, go to your room.
- Why?

- Let me stay a bit longer!
- Go to your room.

We're going to kill this gentleman.

Alright, alright.

It would be a shame
to spoil this dinner.

We're among civilized people, right?

We can come to some agreement.

How about a rental?
An hour would be enough for us.

And you don't know
where Garcia's bar is.

Anyway, what's an hour?
Nothing! What do you think?

No deal. I don't have the time
and I don't like videos.

I'm very sorry. Some other time.

Patricia, let's go.
We've got a date with daddy.

You may sit down.

What are you doing?
Leave that and let's go!

Tie him up well!

Zacarias, go get my razor!

Boys, you don't know
how much fun we'll have.

Under this tree, I proposed
to the woman who would be my wife.

That was over twenty years ago.

- Did you love her?
- Did I love her?

I'll say I did.
She was a good woman.

We bought her between all
of the settlers in the valley.

Though, to be honest,
she didn't have much resistance.

I get sickjust thinking
that she's with him.

In a few hours
you'll get your revenge,

and you'll get your girl too.
That's the idea, right?

Yes, that's the idea.
The problem is...

- What?
- What if it goes wrong?

Why should it go wrong?

I don't know, but it always does.

Well, up to now it has.

Calm down,
everything will go smoothly.

For the first time you're alone,
without family or a boss.

And you've met a girl.
What more do you want?

If you look at it that way...

You think she could fall in love
with someone like me?

Of course! Why not?

Women are a mystery.
At least that's what they say.

Look, this time you have
to make a decision,

no beating around the bush,
straight to the point.

And if it doesn't work...

It's trying that matters,
isn't it?

Look, first you kiss her.

- Then we'll see what happens.
- I won't know what to say.

I'm going to give you
some advice about women

that you'll never forget.

The wild miners!
Get out of here, you fool!

Shut the fuck up!

I'll go first and explain it to you.

Watch your grandfather
and see how good it is.

Are you not going in?

Grandpa, I want a go too.

Alright,
but close the door from the outside.

They've tricked you again, huh?

They're inside
and you're stuck out here.

I know lots of games.

Let me loose and I'll teach you one.

No, no, no, calm down.

I'll tell you what.

If you untie me,
I'll go in there and beat them up,

so they take you seriously, eh, kid?

What are you doing? No, no, no...!

Wait, wait a bit...

Listen, I'm bored, let's go
somewhere that has more people.

What's happened? Where are we?

Go on sleeping. You need it.

We won't reach "the lost mine"
for another fifteen minutes.

And this map?

I swapped it with the kid for
something else. He's so sweet.

Zacarias, come here immediately!

No, you'll just beat me!

I won't beat you, son.
Come here a minute.

- Does the excavator have gas?
- It's got a bit.

We're going to "the lost mine".

- Just like old times, huh?
- Shut up!

That bitch managed to get me excited.

We're on the right road.
That's hangman's tree.

What the fuck
are you looking at?

Calm down, orujo,

or we'll call attention
to ourselves.

I hate this planet.

You've got what you wanted.

It's time for me to go.

- Will it be enough?
- I've put a double charge.

Once activated,
there's no way to stop it.

I don't want any mistakes.

When that bastard is near,
he's going to eat it.

It has a very wide radius.

That's my business.

I don't want to interfere,

but will you be able to kill him
without harming your daughter?

I don't pay you to ask questions.

You're the best in your field.
Stick to that.

This is a matter between
that son of a bitch and me.

I don't know how this will end,
and I don't want to know.

It's all absurd
and I don't like it.

How's it going, pops?
All under control?

The guys from TV want to talk to you.
They're outside.

The guys from TV.

They asked me
where the swap would be.

I didn't think they'd come.

We can't waste time.
They have to leave.

God, it's almost time.

Hey, you with the doll,
get out of the way!

- It's a ventriloquist, grandpa!
- Or a mimic.

I need a lift
to "the lost mine".

Today we're all going
to "the lost mine"!

Up! Fast!

A whisky with lots of ice, Garcia.

Me too, a double.

We had problems.

Be careful, Ramon,
orujo was here.

And the police?

They haven't appeared yet.

They're paying.

Thank you.

So what's the plan to get away
with my father's money, boss?

Okay.

Let's see if we can get this clear...

Where can I start? Well...

- I kidnapped you, right?
- Yes, yes.

So I'm the kidnapper,

and I'm in this to make money,
you understand?

And who are you?
You're the kidnap victim.

- You're here by force.
- No, I want to be here.

No, no, no. You're here

against your will.
You don't understand now,

but when you're back home,

with your father,
you'll hate me.

But I don't hate you.

I love you.

Patricia, you're sick.

You've got
the Stockholm syndrome.

Now I really do understand.

You don't have to say
anything else.

- Patricia...
- Leave me alone!

Patricia, come here.

- Come here, I said.
- Don't touch me.

Excuse me, miss,
is this man bothering you?

She's fine, thank you.

I'm talking to her, asshole.

She doesn't talk.
She's retarded.

And if! Punch you in the face,
what?

I don't want any problems,
so leave us alone.

Ramon, wait a minute.

Let's go, there! Quickly!

Ready? Start rolling.

This is Jaime blanch for jqk television,

you'll shortly be
exclusive witnesses

to the outcome
of the kidnapping of the year.

But that's enough from me!
We're waiting...

Mr. Orujo, industrialist,
millionaire and father of the victim

has just come in.

Mr. Orujo, a few comments
for the...

It's evident that due
to the emotion of this moment,

Mr. Orujo does not wish to make
any comments.

But his son-in-law
is now coming in to the bar.

He may Grant us a few words.

Please, how exactly
do the negotiations stand?

Well, I don't think this
is the most opportune moment

to make a hastyjudgement,

but I would like to thank
all the institutions

and personalities in political life

for all the help
they've offered us.

And I would like to state
my indignation and repulsion

as regards
acts of this criminal nature.

So negotiations are proceeding.
Thank you.

And now,
a few words from our sponsor.

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I see you're even more
stupid than I've been told.

No police,
but you brought a TV crew!

I didn't call them,
but you needn't worry.

They won't interfere.

I have the money here,
in small bills,

inside an anti-fusion suitcase.
Let go of my daughter!

There seem to be
some differences of criteria

as regards the exchange.

We are still live, on jqk.

Send over the suitcase
and I'll let her go.

Hello, how are you?

Yes,
it's the kidnapped girl's husband,

Luis Maria de ostolaza,
who will hand the suitcase

to the leader of the kidnappers.

He's got the bag.

The girl has just been
liberated and...

There seems to be a problem.

- We've got the money!
- What are you doing?

- Patricia, come here!
- Go to your father!

Patricia, it's me,
Luis mari... ostolaza.

Shut up!
Don't tell me what to do!

What is this shit? I've had
enough of this ridiculous game!

I'm tired of voyeurs
and clowns in uniform like you.

This is serious, orujo.
You didn't understand anything.

I have all my men
aiming at your head.

You hear me?

If you don't bring the money,
even the presenter won't survive.

That's just what's going to happen,
you fucking cripple!

Neither the presenter, nor the miners,
nor you, nor this bitch,

nor I,

will get out alive.

We're all going to die, you hear me?

As soon as I press this button.

I think I'm completely crazy.

I don't care
about anything anymore.

Forty-five years of struggle
to build up a business I hate

and when the happiest day
of my life arrives,

my only daughter's wedding,

a group of cripples appear

and kill all my guests!

And my daughter too!

Because you aren't my daughter!

My daughter died
when she was raped by terrorists

who destroyed her innocence.

What are you looking at, idiots?

You think anyone will be saved?

You lot, sing something, dammit!

The moment of the apocalypse
has arrived.

Prepare to die!

Mr. Orujo was right.
Prepare to die, asshole!

Alex, you're alive!

Yes, and no thanks to you.
I'm here to kill you!

- Gmm.
- Lethergo!

Jump, dammit!

Go on, get her, move your ass!

We're fucked, yarritu!

Well, it's not the first time,
Garcia.

Yes, it's true.

- Give me a gun, I want to shoot!
- Stay still, Patricia!

Let's go!

If you don't get out right now
I'll blast you apart!

What's up?

Attention, members of mutantaction,
this is the police.

You are surrounded.
There is no way to escape.

Come out with your hands up
and nothing will happen to you.

Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
I work in television!

I'm going to count to three
and you go out: One, two...

This bar wasn't a great idea,
Garcia.

Ramon, that girl...

Isn't good for you.

The matter is we're out of ammunition,

and the police are out there
waiting for us.

Give it to me.
You're still useless, Alex.

We have to get out of here.