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{4330}{4376}The same hand has struck again.
{4378}{4476}This time the victim is a nurse.
{4479}{4561}What can I say?|Yet another defeat: our 18th.
{4563}{4615}Are you sure|it's the same murderer?
{4618}{4714}You only have to look at the body,|or what's left of it.
{4716}{4776}Was it rape?
{4778}{4835}The word "rape" is a euphemism.
{4837}{4907}In the Cervazza St. murder|five years ago...
{4909}{4965}two parts of the body were never found.
{4967}{5030}- Which ones?|- Guess.
{5033}{5078}Let him through.
{5151}{5216}It's always the same motive: sex.
{5219}{5319}He's a pervert. His tastes range|from 15- to 60-year-olds.
{5321}{5408}Nuns, prostitutes, housewives,|senior citizens, the unemployed:
{5411}{5489}He'll take whatever|he can get his hands on.
{5492}{5577}When his erotic urge is unleashed,|there's no stopping him.
{5579}{5657}But don't imagine him|a horrible, repulsive creature.
{5659}{5738}He's probably your ordinary,|everyday man.
{5764}{5845}The problem is,|behind his mask of normality...
{5848}{5907}Iurks a depraved rapist.
{5909}{6005}He's a sex maniac|disguised as a respectable citizen.
{6008}{6042}He's a monster.
{6662}{6723}- Loris, have you finished?|- Pascucci.
{6726}{6812}- You forgot the trimmer.|- No, there it is.
{6815}{6876}And the chain saw?
{6880}{6950}I was just going to the garage|to get it.
{6953}{7040}If I were you, I'd put one here.
{7165}{7199}Who invited her?
{7219}{7278}Behind you.|The nymphomaniac.
{7281}{7314}Don't turn around.
{7343}{7387}What nymphomaniac?
{7390}{7501}Wanda, the nymphomaniac.|She'll have sex with anyone.
{7505}{7551}With anyone?
{7554}{7672}What do you mean, "anyone"?|Do you mean anyone anyone?
{7675}{7711}Exactly.
{7712}{7751}Don't turn around.
{7753}{7826}What do you have to do?
{7829}{7897}Nothing.|A smile, a wink and--
{7899}{8018}She always wants to do it.|First, she acts the lady, then--
{8019}{8068}- Where is she?|- Behind you.
{8071}{8144}She's sitting next to the red roses.
{8147}{8224}Near the red roses, right behind me.
{8226}{8325}Near the red roses|is a nymphomaniac ready to--
{8328}{8361}Loris...
{8423}{8469}You're not thinking of--
{8513}{8651}- Are you kidding?|- She does it with everyone.
{8653}{8708}Did you unload the dummies?
{8711}{8755}I was on my way.
{8757}{8796}They're in the van.
{8799}{8902}I thought I'd put the dummy|with the chain saw here.
{9314}{9373}Another up here|and another down here.
{9376}{9485}I trust you.|Just bring them back to the storeroom.
{11723}{11778}Claudia, what's the matter?
{11780}{11865}I don't know.|Someone... something...
{11867}{11921}put his-- put his--
{11971}{12011}It's best I leave.
{13217}{13282}Good evening, madam.|Sorry about before.
{13285}{13342}Someone told me that--
{13841}{13887}Stop!
{13923}{13977}Help me!
{14005}{14072}Motherfucker!
{14074}{14181}Madam, don't leave me alone|with this chain saw from hell!
{14184}{14267}Cunt!|How do I stop it?
{14271}{14331}His eyes... much scarier.
{14334}{14378}Much, much scarier!
{14380}{14441}And his mouth... much uglier.
{14444}{14561}This is Professor Taccone,|an expert in criminal psychiatry.
{14563}{14632}It was terrible.|Just look!
{14634}{14708}I can't bear to think about it.|No more questions.
{14710}{14799}Just one:|choose one of these balls.
{14828}{14903}- Which one?|- Any one. Don't think it over.
{14906}{14936}The white one.
{14960}{15008}You can carry on.
{15011}{15089}The white one means she's a victim.|What did he do?
{15092}{15214}She was at a party.|Suddenly she felt an octopus's grip.
{15217}{15299}It slithered around her private parts|in ten seconds' time.
{15302}{15375}- Ten seconds isn't enough.|- Let me finish.
{15377}{15425}She went into the garage.
{15428}{15509}The pig was waiting for her,|sweating like a turkey...
{15511}{15587}a chain saw right at his crotch!
{15589}{15673}- How typical. He's our man.|- Obviously.
{15675}{15742}She fell|and he chased her with the saw.
{15746}{15808}He was in the throes of orgasm|as he shrieked...
{15811}{15880}"Stop, you motherfucker!|You bitch!"
{15927}{15973}Come here.
{15975}{16050}It happened in the same place.
{16053}{16092}Eighteen murders.
{16094}{16160}This was intended to be number 19.
{16163}{16250}- Let's arrest him.|- We don't have enough proof!
{16253}{16303}I want to catch him red-handed!
{16352}{16400}That's him!
{16485}{16563}My God, it's him!
{16612}{16667}He is my nightmare.
{16670}{16757}This man has disturbed my sleep|for 12 years.
{16760}{16861}I want to know his every tooth,|every single hair on his head...
{16864}{16972}what he does, what he eats, drinks,|where he lives, how much he earns.
{16974}{17027}Even what he dreams about.
{17030}{17109}I want to know everything|about this monster.
{17366}{17451}Loris, not bad,|but try to understand:
{17453}{17572}Chinese is not just a language,|but a way of being.
{17574}{17644}I want to learn everything,|even the dialects.
{17671}{17761}With a few technical words|you'll pass your exam.
{17764}{17833}They are all you'll need for the job.
{17836}{17927}Professor,|if this Chinese company hires me...
{17929}{18000}the first thing I'll do|is pay for my lessons.
{18002}{18038}It's only fair.
{18040}{18142}Then I'll pay you back|the 100,000 lire you lent me.
{18144}{18223}To be honest,|I only lent you 50,000.
{18241}{18316}You only lent me 50,000?
{18374}{18453}Can I have another 50,000|to make it 100,000?
{18455}{18511}I've got the 100,000 in my head.
{18514}{18573}Let's continue.
{18596}{18635}The four seasons.
{18901}{18936}The twos times table.
{26876}{26915}Please come this way.
{26942}{27051}Careful. The apartment|is rented out at the moment.
{27082}{27140}But it will soon be empty.
{27142}{27188}Look at the terrace.
{27230}{27294}The view is just wonderful.
{27296}{27357}I'm very reluctant to sell it.
{27360}{27420}- It's very nice.|- I know.
{27423}{27459}How about the tenant?
{27496}{27561}Don't worry. He'll be leaving.
{27609}{27662}Come into the living room.
{27665}{27714}This is the living room.
{27741}{27775}Excuse me.
{27801}{27847}My cellular phone.
{27945}{27996}Hello, Gloria. How are you?
{28543}{28630}Sorry to bother you.|I'm looking for Antonello.
{28778}{28842}How the hell are you?
{28844}{28896}It's nice to speak to you.
{28898}{29038}I can't come because|a pipe broke in my bathroom.
{29041}{29134}The second time this week.|I'm waiting for the plumber.
{29189}{29262}I shouldn't pay the maintenance fees?
{29265}{29363}They forced me to three days ago.
{29365}{29433}4,800,000. Three days ago.
{29435}{29507}4,800,000 for maintenance.
{29510}{29625}Where does it all go?|Into the manager's pocket.
{29627}{29684}My landlord.
{29687}{29783}The man on the phone over there|with graying hair.
{29785}{29835}What a thief.
{29838}{29934}He's promised this apartment|to 30 people already.
{29937}{30021}He makes them put down a deposit,|takes the money...
{30024}{30094}then he claims the signature|is a fake!
{30097}{30175}He pockets the money.|He has already swindled 30 people.
{30177}{30235}He keeps finding suckers.
{30328}{30425}I can't come|because I didn't sleep a wink.
{30428}{30510}The alarm went off next door.
{30512}{30558}Every time I started falling asleep--
{30792}{30831}All night long!
{30833}{30956}When they go away for the weekend...
{30958}{31012}they set tons of alarms.
{31014}{31102}If a fly lands on their front door,|they all go off.
{31831}{31885}So, listen...
{31887}{31971}I have to piss,|so I'm going to the cafe downstairs.
{31974}{32025}I'll call you back. Bye.
{32121}{32173}I thank you very much.
{32208}{32294}Wait.|You haven't seen the best part.
{32297}{32364}I've seen enough.|I'll call you.
{32403}{32437}I'll call you.
{32498}{32524}Watch out.
{32527}{32592}You may be cunning, but I'll get you.
{32595}{32708}Make one false step|and I'll have you evicted.
{32711}{32788}And pay the maintenance fees|instead of squatting.
{32791}{32873}The caretaker has your bill.|Everyone else has paid.
{32875}{32934}Why hasn't he given it to me?
{32936}{32969}You ask why?
{32971}{33038}Because he hasn't seen you|for the last two weeks!
{33040}{33120}Is he blind?|I come and go all day!
{33123}{33161}Change caretakers.
{33257}{33333}I'll have you evicted,|or my name is mud!
{33370}{33404}Elevator!
{33476}{33510}Shit.
{33683}{33746}You snot-nosed little brats!
{33749}{33818}Now I've got you!
{33821}{33893}- The doll!|- No, not my doll!
{33896}{33950}Goddamned water pistols!
{33952}{34024}I'll tear your doll to pieces one day!
{34027}{34096}Signora Squarciapini!
{34099}{34192}For the tenth time your daughter|Sue Ellen and that little punk...
{34195}{34264}have thrown a dead cat|into my apartment!
{34765}{34790}Good morning.
{35590}{35624}Good morning.
{35985}{36048}Pussycat, where are you going?
{36051}{36096}You'd better go away.
{36131}{36208}Beat it, or you'll end up|in my apartment too.
{36210}{36245}The murderers.
{37988}{38018}Two coffees.
{39625}{39674}Ruggero, come here!
{39753}{39863}Isn't that the man|who bought the grandfather clock...
{39865}{39899}and never paid?
{39988}{40044}No, Loris is dead.
{40046}{40113}He never paid because he died.
{40116}{40189}I still have the telegram|saying he's dead.
{40223}{40304}But the resemblance is striking.
{40392}{40440}It is him!
{43934}{44027}- What's the matter?|- Just a minute, madam.
{44117}{44151}Excuse me.
{44532}{44609}- What is it?|- Just a minute, please.
{44661}{44709}What's up?|They're all going off.
{44739}{44802}All right, thanks.
{44805}{44881}Let them through.|The system's down.
{45599}{45665}We're wasting time.|I'd arrest him now.
{45667}{45740}He's perfectly abominable.
{45743}{45789}The history of sexual aberration...
{45791}{45884}reaches its summit in this specimen.
{45886}{45944}His name is Loris.
{45946}{46021}An ordinary name|which warms the heart.
{46059}{46093}Excuse me.
{46120}{46165}Have a seat.
{46206}{46285}None of you|is forced to accept this mission.
{46288}{46351}It's very risky.
{46383}{46447}Psychotics like him are capable of--
{46524}{46625}In short,|we have to catch him red-handed...
{46628}{46683}with his hand in the cookie jar.
{46716}{46785}And we need one of you...
{46788}{46834}to play the cookie.
{46837}{46865}Exactly.
{46868}{46970}We have to provoke|an erotic urge in him...
{46973}{47058}a violent outburst|that will make him go haywire...
{47060}{47125}make him confront his vile obsessions.
{47147}{47205}The cerebral hypomorphic blocks--
{47208}{47280}Thank you, Doctor.|We get the picture.
{47283}{47389}It's up to you to make him|stick his hand in the cookie jar.
{47391}{47458}Hold it out to him,|and when he reaches for it...
{47461}{47526}shove your gun in his mouth|and bring him to me.
{47552}{47579}Excuse me.
{47582}{47700}If I provoke him and he wants sex,|it's only normal.
{47702}{47732}Normal?
{47734}{47864}With him, "normal" is a word|you must forget completely.
{47900}{47955}Sauro, show them the film.
{48016}{48050}Normal.
{48100}{48205}We filmed him|on an ordinary morning.
{48207}{48258}Here he is.|He just left his building.
{48261}{48349}He seems relaxed.|He plays with a cat.
{48351}{48398}Now he turns the corner.
{48400}{48473}Probably just petting the cat.
{48475}{48533}- But look!|- He killed it!
{48536}{48587}I call that heavy petting!
{48589}{48705}Don't play it back.|Let's continue.
{48771}{48842}Notice how he has developed...
{48844}{48936}a perfect sense of timing.
{48939}{48994}He's on his way to an appointment...
{48996}{49055}but the traffic light is red.
{49057}{49129}He's worried, looks at his watch...
{49131}{49228}confirms the time|and crosses on red.
{49230}{49328}He's in a big hurry.|Our cameraman loses track of him.
{49376}{49442}We catch up with him here.
{49444}{49490}What's he doing?
{49519}{49587}He's reached his destination.|But what for?
{49649}{49699}Here comes the answer.
{49750}{49849}This man is a genius.|He's the Mozart of vice.
{49884}{49971}It's a pity someone like him|should rot away in prison.
{49974}{50054}Look at his timing.
{50056}{50103}Just look.
{50105}{50169}- A genius.|- Disgusting.
{50210}{50325}Remember,|this is a perfectly normal day.
{50350}{50399}He's on the lookout here.
{50402}{50454}Now he's reading the paper.
{50456}{50502}Perfectly normal.
{50553}{50637}Watch this beautiful girl.
{50640}{50697}She leaves a cafe.
{50699}{50773}He follows her, finds her attractive.|What next?
{50776}{50845}She drops her shopping bag.
{50847}{50919}She bends down to pick it up.
{50964}{51083}Perhaps I too might have|stopped to admire the sight.
{51085}{51146}Her pose is provocative.
{51149}{51257}But I doubt I'd have had|quite the same reaction...
{51259}{51315}that he does.
{51317}{51401}Watch carefully.|Look at his face.
{51404}{51482}What's going on?|What's happening?
{51484}{51598}He loses control.|A part of him becomes autonomous.
{51601}{51653}He tries fighting it off.
{51655}{51765}It's as if he's saying:|"Stop! This isn't the right time!"
{51767}{51801}Look.
{51803}{51896}It's alarming.|She's the perfect prey-- unaware.
{51899}{51990}He says, "Behave! Not now!|There are people here!"
{51993}{52061}Look at the expression on his face.
{52064}{52115}It's terrifying.
{52118}{52170}Look how he attacks it.
{52173}{52247}He's unable to control his own body.
{52325}{52405}These images speak for themselves.
{52432}{52492}Forget this!
{52495}{52555}Now he loses control|over his entire body.
{52582}{52721}He charges toward the girl, but luckily|she moves away in the nick of time.
{52723}{52814}One more carrot|and we'd have had another victim.
{52816}{52920}His only means of cooling himself down|is this bottle of water.
{52922}{52975}So just think about it.
{52977}{53056}If he's capable of acting like this|in broad daylight...
{53058}{53167}imagine yourselves|alone with him at night.
{53188}{53246}He seems to be|in search of something.
{53283}{53358}But it's not over yet.|Look what he does.
{53403}{53522}He's punishing|that autonomous part of his body!
{53525}{53583}Look at this, ladies!
{53586}{53631}What's going on?
{53634}{53684}Stop, Sauro.
{53687}{53738}Turn the lights back on.
{53912}{53956}Miss?
{54042}{54116}- What's your name?|- Detective Jessica Rossetti.
{54141}{54178}Come on, Loris.
{54219}{54285}This is the last one.|Take them all downstairs.
{54288}{54333}All right.
{54362}{54425}That boss lady|is pretty enough to eat.
{54428}{54488}She's married.|Take them down.
{54491}{54569}- I may be dating her tonight.|- Well done.
{54571}{54630}I guess I'll take these down.
{54654}{54715}Pascucci, listen.
{54718}{54810}Call when you have more jobs.|I need the work.
{54812}{54888}Let me carry all your dummies.
{56544}{56590}Fucking bitch!
{56741}{56777}Get in there!
{56824}{56873}Look what you got me into!
{56910}{56943}Come on!
{57105}{57171}Where should I stick it now?
{58116}{58147}Office.
{58211}{58244}Employee.
{58321}{58355}Buy.
{58426}{58459}Sell.
{58737}{58789}"The manager is a crook."
{59190}{59224}Who is it?
{59226}{59259}The manager.
{59328}{59357}Yes?
{59359}{59448}I want to show the apartment to someone.|Open up.
{59513}{59550}Just a minute.
{59553}{59599}I'm in the bathroom.
{59895}{59934}I'm coming!
{59968}{60008}I'm coming!
{60011}{60051}Open this door!
{60053}{60139}The shower is-- Here I come.
{60163}{60202}Coming.
{60403}{60436}Come in.
{60505}{60534}Do you mind?
{60553}{60599}How kind of you.
{60601}{60680}- Please come in.|- Do as you please.
{60711}{60777}Come this way.|Here is the bedroom.
{60803}{60859}I'll let some light in.
{60919}{60953}There you go.
{60956}{61087}It's ugly as it is,|but with a bouquet of flowers--
{61089}{61186}You could knock down this wall.
{61189}{61259}Come see the living room.
{61262}{61312}It's the highlight of the apartment.
{61351}{61381}Come and see.
{61407}{61450}It's 600 square feet.
{61452}{61503}You're here.
{61505}{61611}May I open the door to my terrace?
{61613}{61671}I'm not on speaking terms with you.
{61712}{61763}Fine. This way, please.
{61765}{61855}Come and see the terrace.
{61875}{61934}Look at the view.
{61938}{61973}It's marvelous!
{61976}{62048}We're painting the building|at the moment...
{62051}{62108}but that doesn't detract|from its charm.
{62164}{62228}There's a breeze in the evening.
{62232}{62326}It's cool in the summer,|warm in the winter.
{62394}{62434}It's gorgeous.
{62438}{62499}Yes, it's stunning.
{62502}{62596}You're lucky.|You called just at the right time.
{62600}{62696}I'll sell it to you at half the price.|A real bargain.
{62700}{62734}What?
{62738}{62827}I'll sell you this apartment|at half price.
{62830}{62900}But I wanted to rent it.
{62903}{63020}You've misunderstood.|I'm looking to sell it quickly.
{63021}{63093}- I'm sorry.|- It doesn't matter.
{63095}{63173}- Thank you. Good day.|- Good-bye, sir.
{63175}{63213}Good-bye.
{64506}{64542}Miss!
{64677}{64718}Come here.
{64744}{64790}Come here. Fast!
{64828}{64875}Come here.
{64903}{64973}Come here.|I said to come.
{65045}{65092}My head's bursting.
{65094}{65128}Take it easy.
{65162}{65215}I overheard... by accident...
{65218}{65271}you're looking to rent.
{65324}{65384}Well, listen, I'll give you mine.
{65388}{65455}We'll share it, the two of us.
{65457}{65496}I'll sublet it to you.
{65499}{65534}Quiet!
{65561}{65625}If they hear us, I'm screwed!
{65653}{65698}Keep it down.
{65700}{65747}Come here. Don't move.
{65749}{65834}- When do you need it?|- As soon as possible.
{65836}{65930}You can have mine,|but I need a deposit.
{65933}{66001}Eight months' deposit, in cash.
{66848}{66908}- How many bags do you have?|- Two.
{66910}{66953}Two suitcases.
{67071}{67151}Forget the main entrance.|Come tonight.
{67153}{67207}At 3:00.|We'll go up that way.
{67241}{67291}If they find out, I'm history.
{67293}{67376}It's illegal.|It's forbidden.
{67378}{67425}Total silence.|What time?
{67458}{67518}- 3:00.|- All right.
{67520}{67574}3:00 tonight. Alone!
{69647}{69736}Two suitcases at the main door?|I'll get evicted!
{69739}{69792}This way!|Are you crazy?
{69794}{69898}In front of the main door!|She'll get me evicted!
{69901}{69954}This way, goddamn it!
{69981}{70040}Why did I bother?|Let's call the whole thing off!
{70043}{70112}Careful!|This way, quietly.
{70157}{70211}Excuse me, you should be--
{70331}{70383}Are you the same girl as before?
{70410}{70443}Are you sure?
{70475}{70509}Okay, then.
{70559}{70592}This way, please.
{70650}{70684}The ladder.
{70805}{70859}Go up to the top floor.
{71168}{71213}Straight ahead.
{71408}{71454}Jesus!
{71495}{71574}Be more careful.
{71576}{71626}You better show me the way.
{71628}{71674}I guess I shoud.
{71999}{72044}Let me by.
{72074}{72111}Excuse me.
{72365}{72416}Well...
{72419}{72462}how are things?
{72464}{72506}What's your name?
{72508}{72543}Jessica.
{72545}{72584}And yours?
{72587}{72637}My name is Loris.
{72685}{72731}Pleased to meet you.
{72846}{72892}So...
{72935}{72985}Shall we go?
{73118}{73164}Oh, God, the hook!
{73181}{73213}Sorry.
{73239}{73269}Sorry.
{73306}{73344}Sorry.
{73737}{73798}The light's off now.|Let's go.
{73825}{73862}Sorry.
{73865}{73917}This place is a snake pit.
{73919}{74003}Come with me.|Don't make a noise.
{74006}{74058}Follow me. Quiet.
{74540}{74604}We're too excited.
{74607}{74668}Let's keep our cool.
{74671}{74729}This place is a snake pit.
{75104}{75201}This is an opportunity|I can't pass up.
{75237}{75282}Excuse me, Jessica...
{75285}{75339}but I can't help myself.
{75342}{75388}It's time to kill...
{75442}{75490}Sue Ellen's doll!
{75560}{75663}This won't take long.|It's a very personal matter.
{75986}{76045}I needed that!
{76047}{76151}I'm a new man.|I'm on top of the world.
{76154}{76211}You and your dead cats.
{76290}{76351}Come on.|We're nearly there.
{76452}{76536}This way.|That's my terrace.
{76987}{77024}Come on.
{77546}{77594}Follow me.
{77685}{77714}After you.
{77916}{78034}Congratulations.|You're in the lion's den.
{78037}{78106}- You're sleeping in his house?|- Be careful.
{78108}{78168}Now we'll have fun with Loris.
{78171}{78266}The show is about to begin,|and you're the leading lady.
{78283}{78345}Do you know what it's called?
{78348}{78389}"The Pressure is on Loris."
{78392}{78464}You have to urge him on,|24 hours a day.
{78467}{78516}Every gesture, every glance...
{78519}{78616}every movement of your body,|every sigh...
{78618}{78735}must torment him and let loose|the erotic demons in him.
{78737}{78796}You're a flower for a hungry bee.
{78816}{78917}The pistil beckons, then retracts,|forbidding the honey.
{78920}{78960}It will be a perverse war...
{78963}{79057}a lustful duel, day and night.
{79059}{79111}An obscene bombardment.
{79154}{79179}A bombardment?
{79203}{79233}An obscene one!
{79365}{79399}Yes.
{80080}{80110}It's me, Pascucci.
{80112}{80174}You look a little--
{80177}{80223}Why did you call?
{80348}{80421}There's a girl at my place.|She's always naked.
{80424}{80538}Sunrise to sunset, sunset to sunrise,|day and night, night and day...
{80541}{80573}always naked.
{80575}{80614}Is she pretty?
{80655}{80727}That's not the point.|She's always naked.
{80730}{80768}Always naked.
{80771}{80836}I can't get a moment's peace.
{80838}{80876}She drops--
{80906}{80976}She moves--|She walks past me and drops her--
{80978}{81085}"Oh, sorry."|Why sorry? She saw me there.
{81087}{81149}She turns around,|and she's naked behind too.
{81151}{81244}She drops something,|bends down to pick it up.
{81274}{81346}Or she has to get something|from high up.
{81349}{81402}I'm here, and she does this.
{81405}{81453}Then she says, "Sorry."
{81490}{81539}It's not intentional.
{81566}{81662}She's always naked.|Her dresses get shorter and shorter.
{81664}{81729}Then she reads the paper.
{81732}{81826}This is the paper, right?|She reads it like this.
{81894}{81977}When she drops it,|she picks it up like this.
{81980}{82048}She reads it sitting down.
{82051}{82112}Totally normal,|as if I weren't there.
{82115}{82187}She's reading along,|and then goes...
{82239}{82300}And I'm sitting where you are...
{82303}{82376}and she's got nothing here--|I can see everything.
{82378}{82469}And... she's got everything that--
{82497}{82569}that women have,|in front... and behind.
{82571}{82618}She's got it all.
{82620}{82668}Everything.
{82671}{82772}A leg, another leg, a-- the--
{82774}{82861}Absolutely everything.|There's nothing missing.
{82934}{83016}Pascucci, you have to help me.
{83019}{83095}Do you understand?|You haven't--
{83098}{83170}Sometimes I see-- I see--
{83172}{83249}My head starts to-- I feel--
{83252}{83345}- Sometimes I think--|- What do you think?
{83347}{83393}Your tongue's hanging out.
{83424}{83494}Women notice that.|They don't like it.
{83531}{83606}Dignity, Loris.|Show some dignity.
{83608}{83696}Don't think about it.|Think of something else.
{83698}{83745}Think of a joke.|Think about taxes.
{83766}{83836}When she shows her ass,|think of taxes.
{83884}{83938}Think about the economy.
{83970}{84009}Taxes and the economy?
{84011}{84060}Dollars, marks.
{84094}{84131}Dollars and marks?
{84133}{84166}That's an example.
{84168}{84214}Think of inflation!
{84289}{84324}Inflation?
{84953}{85032}I fell in love for the first time|when I was five.
{85035}{85130}His name was Duilio.|This is my diary from junior high.
{85132}{85191}Duilio Mazzotti.
{85193}{85257}"March 23. Saw Duilio today.
{85259}{85310}He's the handsomest boy of all...
{85313}{85385}more than Christian,|who's a head taller."
{85388}{85460}After I change,|we'll take a walk in the park.
{85463}{85527}What's wrong?|You're making a face.
{85530}{85576}I'm worried...
{85615}{85687}about the inflation rates.
{85689}{85822}If labor costs go down half a point...
{85825}{85910}the Swiss franc will devalue the lire.
{85912}{85966}Then we'll all be in trouble.
{85968}{86036}It's a big park with lots of trees--
{86039}{86120}oaks, birches, ash trees,|poplars, beeches, olive trees...
{86122}{86184}lime, apricot and pomegranate trees.
{86187}{86265}Where did I put them?|I can't find them.
{86268}{86329}You'll like it in the park.
{86331}{86404}It's the nicest park in the city.
{86407}{86512}There are pines with enormous cones|and tons of pine nuts.
{86515}{86552}There they are!
{86555}{86615}Guess what time it is.|Your clock says midnight.
{86617}{86667}It's...
{86699}{86748}18 minutes past 4:00.
{86805}{86855}I'll set it.|18 minutes past 4:00?
{86907}{86996}We'll see lovely chaffinches,|robins, whistle ducks...
{86999}{87080}almonds, caimans,|cormorants, sea gulls.
{87110}{87170}Oh, God! It'll stain!
{87173}{87245}Relax, I'll rub it out.|Nature is so beautiful.
{87278}{87359}I'd like a vegetable garden|to plant things in.
{87361}{87431}Basil, parsley,|a little of everything.
{87433}{87494}I feel strange.|My head's spinning.
{87496}{87584}Maybe it's my heart.|It's beating like crazy.
{87586}{87652}Where's the heart?|Right or left, left or right?
{87654}{87772}I can never remember.|I'm very delicate, like Grandma Dina.
{87812}{87898}I wrote an essay on her|in junior high.
{87925}{87992}"April 18. Grandma Dina.
{87994}{88088}Grandma Dina was stung by a scorpion.
{88090}{88152}It is September.|It was on her ring finger.
{88155}{88216}Now it's October...
{88218}{88277}and Grandma is still very ill."
{88279}{88357}Wait! I'll pick it up!|It's so hot in here!
{88359}{88423}Did I read you the essay|I wrote about Mommy?
{88425}{88526}"Theme: My mommy.|Development: My daddy."
{88529}{88612}An essay about Mommy|where I talk about Daddy!
{88615}{88675}No, it's too long.|Let's go to the park.
{88678}{88749}What time is it?|It's late!
{88752}{88818}Come on! We'll be late!
{88821}{88901}If I had a vegetable garden...
{88904}{88973}I'd plant cabbages, cauliflowers,|artichokes, carrots...
{88976}{89027}celery, chives, eggplants.
{89057}{89132}- Give me a hand!|- I'm coming.
{89258}{89317}Stop. Here I am.|Can you see me?
{89319}{89385}- Yes.|- Help me down.
{89412}{89461}Careful.|Help me climb down.
{89517}{89582}That's right. Good.
{89585}{89679}Thanks.|I wonder how my hat got up there.
{89682}{89711}I'll go change.
{89714}{89758}I'd like a pond...
{89761}{89855}with turkeys, chickens,|rabbits, chicks, gnus, pheasants.
{89857}{89928}In another pond, a whale!
{89930}{90012}How I'd love a whale!
{90208}{90242}Look at this dress.
{90296}{90328}Lovely.
{90361}{90440}I agree, but look how it's made.
{90490}{90601}If someone slaps you on the back,|you're in your birthday suit!
{90603}{90657}Under the bed?
{90687}{90777}I dropped the earring|Aunt Mimi gave me!
{90779}{90891}She said, "This earring wasn't dear,|but lose it and you lose an ear."
{90936}{90989}Help me.|It's stuck in the spring.
{90992}{91031}I'm coming.
{91058}{91153}How did it manage to get stuck|in the spring?
{91186}{91316}I said, "Grandma Dina and Aunt Mimi,|you're both so active at 90."
{91318}{91379}"We've eaten lots of sausages...
{91401}{91472}and salami, ham,|corned beef, luncheon meat...
{91474}{91540}bacon, roast pork and tripe."
{91542}{91625}The gross national product|has improved slightly.
{91628}{91670}There's no use investing in dollars...
{91673}{91787}if the rate of the French franc|falls below 0.4% of the Bundesbank.
{91789}{91912}The per-capita income|has fallen below the PIL of the MIB.
{91914}{92024}Bonds are finished,|the stock market crashed, I'm ruined!
{92026}{92088}Let's go.|I don't want to miss the sunset.
{92090}{92157}We'll go someplace nice,|as silent as a grave.
{92159}{92257}You have to see it|with your own eyes.
{92260}{92304}Quiet!
{92306}{92380}And you can yell|as loud as you Iike there.
{92383}{92479}We can laugh and joke.|I have tons of things to show you!
{92510}{92627}There's something itching me.|What could it be?
{92666}{92754}There we go.|Now I feel better.
{92756}{92802}Let's go to the park!
{92841}{92887}Behave.
{92912}{92960}Come in.
{92976}{93044}Good morning. So?
{93046}{93093}Forget it.
{93095}{93151}- What happened?|- Nothing at all.
{93153}{93221}Nothing and everything are linked.
{93223}{93270}Tell me about this "Nothing."
{93272}{93378}Everything. I've done everything.|I can't do any more.
{93380}{93455}I even took him to the park|until 3:00 a.m.
{93458}{93517}I was naked. I caught cold.
{93520}{93592}I kept saying,|"No one can hear us!
{93594}{93668}Anyone could take advantage of me!"
{93671}{93728}I fell with my legs wide open.
{93730}{93781}I went for a dip in the fountain.
{93783}{93870}I pranced around naked,|picking flowers.
{93873}{93992}In short, I shoved my ass|in his face all night long.
{94041}{94126}Fascinating.|And what did he say?
{94129}{94201}What did he say?|You can hear what he said.
{94231}{94284}The shares of the Canadian dollar...
{94287}{94370}mustn't fall below the 0.6%mark.
{94373}{94453}Panic on Wall Street|and at the Bundesbank.
{94456}{94506}Shareholders are selling out.
{94509}{94583}I'm confused.|Maybe I went about it wrong.
{94585}{94644}No, on the contrary!
{94646}{94724}We should celebrate.|We're almost there.
{94726}{94778}Why? He's done nothing strange.
{94781}{94889}Do you know what we call|this "nothing strange"?
{94892}{94960}"Preurgic cathartic apathy."
{94963}{95044}It's that moment of low pressure...
{95046}{95110}before an intensely violent hurricane.
{95149}{95213}Now your mission is getting risky.
{95232}{95313}If I could see him, touch him...
{95315}{95423}I'd tell you the day,|the hour and the minute he'll explode.
{95489}{95537}I'm very worried.
{95571}{95661}Now we have to try|something very dangerous.
{95663}{95735}It will help to protect you too.
{95737}{95799}I have to examine him.
{95802}{95868}Vascular tension|of the medignonomus...
{95871}{95965}blood pressure,|ocular pressure, DNA...
{95968}{96042}R.O.S., height,|size, weight, reflexes!
{96102}{96165}We don't have a minute to lose.
{96167}{96227}Help me meet him as soon as possible.
{96250}{96306}Tell him I'm a tailor--
{96308}{96374}a friend of yours--|and I want to make him a suit.
{96376}{96444}He mustn't suspect I'm a doctor.
{96447}{96493}The attached...
{96529}{96577}invoice--
{96624}{96699}Respectfully yours...
{96754}{96816}The President of Vice.
{96819}{96878}The vice president.
{96880}{96945}Class dismissed.
{96948}{97016}Professor, if you only knew...
{97018}{97084}how important this exam is for me.
{97086}{97168}It's tomorrow,|and I have to pass it.
{97171}{97226}Just think-- assistant manager...
{97228}{97303}of the Huan-Chai-Hung|Import-Export Company.
{97306}{97428}- Hong Kong, Shanghai, Italy--|- Assistant manager. Slow down.
{97431}{97553}First I have to pass.|When you work for the Chinese--
{97641}{97690}you move up quickly.
{97693}{97735}Thanks.
{97784}{97868}It's my Lao-tzu vase,|a good-luck charm.
{97871}{97936}- Take it to the exam.|- Thanks.
{97938}{97998}I'll give it back.
{98001}{98068}I better go. So long.
{98070}{98146}Thanks again.
{98149}{98235}I think I'm well-prepared.|I've got to pass.
{98238}{98335}Thanks.|I've been meaning to ask you--
{98337}{98388}What does that say?
{98428}{98498}Welcome.
{98501}{98599}I thought so,|but since it's worn out--
{98622}{98694}So I'll see you at the exam.
{98836}{98903}- Are they nice?|- Yes. Husband and wife.
{98905}{98989}She's somewhat fragile.|He's a great tailor.
{98992}{99039}One of the best in the world.
{99042}{99135}- What about dinner?|- We have to go shopping.
{99138}{99242}The workmen are outside.|What should we do?
{99244}{99328}- Shit, it broke again!|- It happened to me too.
{99331}{99409}Hold it. l'll fix it.
{99411}{99464}I'll jam a screwdriver in there.
{99517}{99571}Jessica, I feel happy today.
{99574}{99641}Know what?|Fuck them all.
{99643}{99724}Today we'll use the main door.
{99885}{99960}Get down and follow me.|Do what I do.
{101317}{101392}- Have a nice walk.|- Thank you.
{101477}{101545}- Is she your wife?|- Yes, she is.
{101547}{101608}- Pleased to meet you.|- The pleasure's mine.
{101769}{101833}Are you planning on having children?
{101836}{101938}- Children? We'll see.|- Soon.
{102084}{102160}The weather's changed.|It's cloudy.
{102257}{102336}This is as far as I go.|My car's in here.
{102340}{102419}- Good-bye.|- Have a nice walk.
{102451}{102499}Wave good-bye.
{102644}{102723}- Who was that?|- It's too complicated.
{102725}{102796}- What's going on?|- Let's go. Stand up.
{103032}{103083}The alarm's broken.
{103085}{103151}These are for you.
{103153}{103188}They're gorgeous.
{103233}{103304}Stunning! Turn to the left.
{103306}{103370}- What time is your tailor coming?|- 9:00.
{103644}{103721}Paride, I want to go back home.
{103724}{103790}Eighteen! He's killed eighteen!
{103793}{103864}- Go alone.|- No. It's too dangerous.
{103866}{103920}If he realizes|I'm a psychiatrist--
{103923}{104005}We have to act natural.
{104007}{104075}There's no danger.|It's just an ordinary dinner.
{104077}{104158}Smile. Compliment him.|Look him in the eye.
{104163}{104222}Jolanda!
{104225}{104289}- Take these.|- You gave me two before.
{104292}{104338}Take another two.
{104340}{104384}No, three.
{104471}{104544}We're a little early,|but it's better.
{104622}{104668}Smile.
{104781}{104874}- Paride!|- This is my wife.
{104877}{104946}That's enough. Come on.
{104948}{105002}We're so pleased to be here.
{105004}{105083}This is Jessica.|Look, she's relaxed.
{105117}{105210}- Where is he?|- In the kitchen, cutting the steaks.
{105214}{105255}Come in.
{105258}{105305}I have to pee.
{105333}{105392}My wife needs to use the bathroom.
{105395}{105440}Follow me.
{105524}{105590}The first door on the right.
{105593}{105659}- Where can we talk?|- In my room.
{105663}{105700}There's a problem.
{105703}{105738}I need a blood test...
{105741}{105825}a neurosomatic checkup,|an R.K.S. scintigraphy--
{106000}{106046}Paride?
{106560}{106608}Is that you, Jessica?
{107016}{107127}I'm sorry, honey.|Swallow these.
{107129}{107202}Down the hatch.|Good girl. Calm down.
{107205}{107254}You have to get the door fixed.
{107257}{107290}It's not the door.
{107293}{107377}When I opened it|her eyes were so huge...
{107379}{107419}she scared me shitless!
{107422}{107516}Women! Everything's fine.|She'll be out soon.
{107518}{107568}I'm going on the terrace.
{107608}{107677}We got here a little early.
{107679}{107725}To be precise...
{107727}{107773}26 minutes early.
{107775}{107823}That's rush hour for you.
{107851}{107902}In a way, it's better.
{107904}{108000}It's better to arrive early first|than late last.
{108003}{108053}May I?
{108126}{108230}- Come and have a drink.|- Yes, let's have one.
{108232}{108321}I want to apologize about your wife.|I'm sorry.
{108323}{108374}There's no need to apologize.
{108376}{108477}Look what we've prepared.|One, two, three!
{108480}{108532}Pretty, isn't it?
{108533}{108583}We blew a fuse.
{108584}{108658}I'll be right back.
{108684}{108770}- He may catch on.|- It's impressive.
{108772}{108847}His H.B.S. is almost 73.
{108850}{108940}His seminaceous glands are bursting.|His eyes are hypervascular.
{108942}{109066}As I suspected, he's on the brink.|You've done a good job.
{110079}{110156}It's me. May I come in?
{110188}{110233}Remember me?
{110234}{110282}It's me again.
{110283}{110374}I've come to apologize for before.|I'm sorry.
{110376}{110509}Forgive me.|These dinners get me worked up.
{110514}{110571}I'm a bit nervous, so--
{110574}{110650}If you're feeling better, I'm ready.
{110652}{110751}I've taken care of your husband|and Jessica on the terrace.
{110753}{110802}There's only you left.
{110804}{110906}Take it easy.|You don't have to come yet.
{110908}{110960}We've got plenty of time.
{110965}{111038}The night is young.
{111041}{111122}We'll have a ball later.
{111125}{111175}I apologize again for before.
{111781}{111827}Here I come.
{111883}{111931}Sorry.
{111974}{112038}I have a question for you.
{112070}{112134}There are three doors--|a closed white door...
{112139}{112213}an open red door,|a half-open brown one.
{112216}{112302}- Which would you choose?|- That's easy. The red one's open.
{112353}{112423}- Choose a ball.|- This one is nearest.
{112458}{112503}One more thing.
{112506}{112577}There are three cows.|No, forget that one.
{112579}{112648}You come home and find|your wife lying on the floor.
{112651}{112700}One, she's dead.
{112703}{112765}Two, she's fainted.|Three, she's playing.
{112768}{112820}What do you think?
{112823}{112896}She's dead.|I'll turn the oven off.
{112898}{112953}Have I won? What is this game?
{112983}{113021}Terrifying.
{113505}{113565}You're up!|What are you doing?
{113567}{113648}Nothing.|Just stretching my legs.
{113651}{113702}I wasn't running away.
{113717}{113751}Running away?
{113805}{113868}I need some fresh air.
{113870}{113918}I need to--
{113920}{113968}- May I?|- Of course.
{113970}{114016}Thank you.
{114172}{114219}If you need any help--
{114257}{114310}I'm coming! I'm coming!
{114353}{114404}Calm down! Don't move!
{114657}{114704}No! I don't want to!
{115128}{115176}The blinds!
{115349}{115402}Turn the music off!
{115485}{115566}- What happened?|- I was getting some air...
{115568}{115655}and he grabbed me from behind|with an enormous, huge thing!
{115657}{115703}Calm down.
{115777}{115845}Don't worry.|It's happened to me too.
{115847}{115908}- The window's broken.|- What happened?
{115910}{115958}The window. The blind.
{115963}{116051}She stuck her head out for air|and the blind fell on her.
{116054}{116100}She scared me stiff.
{116103}{116184}Did you hear? It was an accident.|It wasn't his fault.
{116189}{116269}No, he wanted to--|with an enormous thing.
{116347}{116404}He tore my dress.
{116459}{116529}If you want to change,|the closet is full.
{116532}{116625}You can choose whatever you want.
{116628}{116680}I want to go home.
{116725}{116805}Relax. It was an accident.
{116808}{116864}He grabbed me from behind.
{116866}{116933}I saw him.|It was an accident.
{116938}{117003}We have to get someone|on the double...
{117005}{117058}to repair that blind.
{117158}{117217}A little more.
{117219}{117281}That's better. Drink up.
{117315}{117383}You'll feel much better.
{117385}{117470}It's burning hot.|It's going to be delicious.
{117472}{117539}In China it's called...
{117541}{117625}Turtle pie, but I used potatoes instead.|Same thing.
{117628}{117695}I can't eat much.|Just a light meal.
{117697}{117753}I have a Chinese exam tomorrow.
{117785}{117845}- All right.|- Thanks, Paride!
{117847}{117910}You know I can't refuse you anything.
{117915}{118025}Did you hear?|Paride's making you a suit.
{118028}{118104}Do exactly what I tell you.
{118106}{118179}I'm a stickler|for absolute precision.
{118181}{118279}I don't use meters,|I use millimeters.
{118282}{118372}Modern tailors make me laugh.|They're rag merchants.
{118375}{118444}I have to know my customers|inside out.
{118447}{118522}A suit describes|the man who wears it--
{118524}{118580}his hopes, illusions, dreams.
{118582}{118660}Lift your leg, bend it--|No, just one.
{118665}{118708}Don't budge.
{118751}{118797}Stand on this.
{118838}{118883}Look up.
{118917}{118958}You can get down.
{118960}{119048}Now I'll measure your neck|for the tie.
{119051}{119167}I'll measure your throat elasticity|for the knot. Say "ahh."
{119291}{119364}16-4.|Don't move!
{119443}{119533}Let's check the sleeve|for the lower forearm.
{119534}{119594}You mustn't fidget.
{119632}{119684}I told you to keep still.
{119771}{119838}It's a disinfecting slide.
{119841}{119902}Hold your arms up.
{119943}{119996}Eyes to the ceiling.
{119998}{120055}Arms in the air.|Holy shit!
{120072}{120123}Stay like that.
{120125}{120165}Finished!
{120168}{120248}What a great tailor.|Really precise. Thanks.
{120251}{120338}That's only the sleeve.|We've only just begun.
{120340}{120441}Now we measure your hips and calves.
{120474}{120532}Get undressed.
{120533}{120605}In front of everybody?|You're kidding!
{120607}{120681}You're right.|Let's go to your room.
{120683}{120741}No. I can walk.
{120743}{120793}My bag.
{120823}{120882}- Lead the way.|- Bye, Jessica.
{120883}{120945}- What do I have to do?|- Cough.
{121208}{121301}Hold your breath.
{121303}{121350}Now breathe.
{121352}{121435}- We've got the shoes, now the hat.|- I don't wear hats.
{121440}{121521}A suit without a hat is like|an Englishman without an umbrella.
{121524}{121574}I need the tape measure.
{121577}{121692}- Is it heavy?|- Sort of. I never wear hats!
{121713}{121758}Think of your mother.
{121789}{121833}It tickles!
{121957}{122024}Jessica, we're doing the hat now.
{122076}{122125}Don't turn around.|Don't move.
{122290}{122343}I've nearly finished.
{122345}{122421}Modern designers are rag merchants.
{122449}{122532}Now this may hurt,|but it won't take long.
{122533}{122581}Lie down here.
{122583}{122688}Quick, Loris!|Something's burning in the kitchen.
{122691}{122754}- Do you mind?|- What about the scarf?
{122757}{122854}- I have to go.|- What a shame.
{122856}{122930}- What's burning?|- Nothing. Everything's fine.
{122933}{123015}Paride is going too far.|Sometimes he's overly precise.
{123098}{123245}Thanks. He may be precise,|but also a little wacky.
{123247}{123341}To measure me for gloves,|he asked what I dream about...
{123344}{123408}and if I ever saw|my parents making love.
{123410}{123472}- What are these?|- What?
{123475}{123583}That was to measure me for...|suspenders.
{123585}{123688}He is really very precise.|I'll wash up and be right back.
{123894}{123935}Come here!
{124042}{124132}You think things are normal here?|Look!
{124209}{124292}- What is it?|- Read what's on it.
{124294}{124340}"Bashful."
{124391}{124444}Don't you see?
{124446}{124496}A dwarf in the wardrobe!
{124498}{124563}Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!
{124566}{124619}Snow White.
{124622}{124700}Fairy tales.|I have to think about that.
{124780}{124863}The test results|are going to blow me away!
{125382}{125454}Where are you going?
{125478}{125539}Did you hurt yourself?
{125542}{125588}Come back in.
{125996}{126041}My bag!
{126116}{126195}She put this dress on,|then it fell off.
{126197}{126270}She was naked,|she panicked and screamed.
{126273}{126346}Here on the stairs!
{126348}{126434}I'm sorry, but your wife--
{126437}{126486}She's that way.
{126488}{126568}When she decides it's late,|there's no stopping her.
{126570}{126640}- She was screaming!|- That's her way of saying good-bye.
{126664}{126736}She's just cheerful.
{126739}{126805}Good-bye.|The meal was delicious.
{126807}{126853}Normal?
{126889}{126948}I'm coming!|Wait for me, darling!
{127298}{127386}I don't think|I'll get that suit now.
{129104}{129157}What's your name?
{129533}{129585}How long do these exams last?
{129588}{129670}It depends on how it goes.|He just went in.
{129672}{129767}The longer he stays in there,|the better because--
{129920}{130005}What region are these Chinese from?
{130008}{130068}I couldn't understand a word.
{130071}{130116}What did they ask you?
{130118}{130223}How do I know? I didn't catch a word.|Are they Chinese?
{130223}{130282}They're Chinese, Loris.
{130284}{130370}So you flunked it.|I told you it wasn't easy.
{130372}{130446}- We can try again.|- No, thanks.
{130448}{130541}I'll miss our lessons.|They were fun.
{130543}{130589}This is yours.
{130628}{130706}My Lao-tzu, a good-luck charm.|But it wasn't much use.
{130734}{130814}So long then.|I'm sorry.
{130898}{130953}Were the questions very difficult?
{130956}{131006}Extremely difficult!
{131009}{131102}They asked me one.|I didn't understand a word.
{131104}{131190}Maybe it was a dialect,|but I don't think they were Chinese.
{131220}{131305}"Job offer."|Listen to this.
{131308}{131385}"President of thriving company.
{131388}{131476}Three months' holiday pay.
{131478}{131589}Knowledge of Scandinavian|languages required."
{131592}{131702}How many Scandinavian languages|are there? They all sound the same.
{131705}{131765}I'd look for something else.
{131974}{132022}- I found the answer.|- To what?
{132024}{132070}Bashful.
{132110}{132199}I didn't sleep a wink last night.|How is he?
{132202}{132260}- Normal.|- Normal. I might have guessed.
{132263}{132339}I spent the night rereading|Endelsson's latest essay.
{132341}{132410}"Ghosts and Fairy Tales|in Contemporary Rape:
{132413}{132495}from the Three Little Pigs|to the Monster of Rostov."
{132498}{132619}Here's the solution--|a Little Red Riding Hood costume.
{132622}{132694}- Put it on and you'll understand.|- No. I've had enough.
{132697}{132765}You don't have a choice.
{132768}{132857}The chief of police|orders you to wear this...
{132860}{132924}and keep your gun handy.
{132926}{132998}The urge will be|immediate and devastating.
{133030}{133098}Put it on and you'll see.
{133101}{133171}Read the instructions first.
{133174}{133227}Good luck.
{133300}{133361}I found it!|Listen to this.
{133364}{133385}Listen to this.
{133388}{133441}"Vice president--"
{133445}{133503}No. I don't like the "vice" part.
{133555}{133611}Who could that be?
{133672}{133764}- Who is it?|- It's me, the manager.
{133767}{133817}What do you want?
{133820}{133932}There's a lady with me,|to see the apartment.
{133934}{133980}Jessica--
{134035}{134087}Yes, I'm coming.
{134244}{134359}I'm very sick.|Haven't you heard?
{134361}{134430}What are you talking about?
{134432}{134493}I'm sick. I've got--
{134538}{134598}I'm very sick.
{134600}{134681}It's a very contagious disease.
{134684}{134742}Stop acting stupid.|Open the door!
{134794}{134875}Good morning.|What a pretty baby.
{134878}{134948}Come in. Let me touch her.
{134950}{135021}I'll come back another time.|I'm busy.
{135023}{135075}I really have to go.
{135078}{135123}No, wait!
{135218}{135280}Look what's happened to me.
{135282}{135368}When I woke up this morning...
{135370}{135436}my face was covered with this.
{135438}{135586}What virus is it?|No one knows.
{135588}{135696}You're a bastard.|You'll pay for this one day!
{135754}{135800}Elevator!
{135972}{136044}Jessica, that was the manager.
{136047}{136097}It was the manager.
{136146}{136191}Can I come in?
{136433}{136554}If the manager sees you,|he'll put you in the garden.
{136672}{136728}Where are you going?
{136730}{136792}To visit my sick grandmother.
{136874}{136991}And these suitcases?|What's going on, Jessica?
{136994}{137051}I have to go away.
{137053}{137124}Don't ask me where,|how, when or why.
{137126}{137185}I have to leave you.
{137209}{137299}- Don't ask me anything.|- But how? Why?
{137302}{137385}You always do that!|I tell you not to ask, then you do!
{137388}{137453}You never listen to me!
{137455}{137539}I come in windows,|screwdrivers fall on me...
{137542}{137585}and I crawl out buildings!
{137588}{137661}- I'd get evicted--|- You should be!
{137664}{137757}Hide here, hide there!|This is no apartment, it's a video game!
{137760}{137826}Then you wake me up with coffee|in the morning!
{137829}{137877}I'll have a nervous breakdown!
{137880}{137962}Enough! I'll send someone|for my bags tomorrow.
{137964}{138040}Don't open your mouth.|Don't try to stop me.
{138043}{138103}- But, Jessica--|- You see?
{138105}{138189}You don't listen to a word I say!
{138192}{138271}Stay there and shut up.|I'm leaving!
{138356}{138405}And these are mine!
{139132}{139233}Dear Jessica, I'll leave this cassette|in your suitcase.
{139236}{139313}I must admit|you've been a little--
{139315}{139432}just a little--|rude concerning yours truly.
{139435}{139507}Our contract for the rent ends here.
{139510}{139565}Many thanks.|Yours respectfully.
{139683}{139777}Dear Jessica, I'll leave this cassette|in your suitcase.
{139779}{139852}I must admit|you've been a little--
{139855}{139967}just a little--|rude concerning yours truly.
{139970}{140035}Our contract for the rent ends here.
{140037}{140086}Many thanks.|Yours respectfully.
{140089}{140204}When you hear this cassette,|I'll be gone.
{140206}{140314}It's 3:00 a.m. and very silent outside.|I can't sleep.
{140317}{140382}I went into your room.|You were asleep.
{140384}{140439}How can you sleep|without a pillow?
{140442}{140544}Loris, you can't imagine|how much I--
{140622}{140683}You've ruined everything!
{140711}{140774}The mouse nibbles|and the cheese runs out.
{140795}{140866}I'm convinced|you're making a mistake.
{140869}{140947}We had him|where we wanted him!
{141005}{141105}What's got into you? You could have|stopped a series of terrible crimes.
{141107}{141181}- Professor, you saw him.|- So did my wife.
{141184}{141230}But, Professor--
{141232}{141311}It's no use.|That monster's won her over.
{141314}{141398}How did he react|when you said you were leaving?
{141400}{141516}He looked sorry.|A little surprised. Otherwise normal.
{141519}{141571}Normal! Normal, right!
{141626}{141694}Yes. Slow down.|I can't hear a word.
{141697}{141790}What? Where? Half an hour ago?|In broad daylight?
{141792}{141902}He's killed again.|Same details, same area.
{141904}{141999}Arrest that Loris straight away.|Go to his apartment.
{142001}{142052}Let everyone know.
{142055}{142142}Call the papers, the TV studios.|Distribute the film.
{142175}{142224}Come with me, Professor.
{142291}{142428}You'll have this on your conscience|for the rest of your life!
{142430}{142467}It's not possible.
{144882}{144925}Is he really scary?
{144928}{144978}Scary is too nice a word.
{144981}{145066}He's arrogant, hysterical.|Never pays his bills.
{145069}{145126}We'll get him ourselves...
{145128}{145227}and carve him up|like he did with the ladies.
{145268}{145339}Bring back the death penalty!
{145685}{145742}Police. Make way.
{145776}{145828}Is it true he locked himself in?
{146162}{146214}What's going on here?
{146216}{146316}I don't know. I just got here.|A woman was killed.
{146319}{146416}- A woman was killed?|- Twenty, you mean.
{146418}{146476}Twenty? In this building?
{146478}{146557}Yes. The murderer kept a dwarf|in his closet.
{146559}{146639}- He tortured it.|- Who did?
{146641}{146710}The monster.|The one who chops women up.
{146712}{146748}They caught him.
{146751}{146837}The monster?|The one who chops up women?
{146840}{146916}- Did he live here?|- It seems so.
{146918}{146983}Who is it? The manager?
{146986}{147086}- I don't know. Maybe.|- It must be the manager.
{147325}{147371}It's him!
{147410}{147455}Let's go! He's dangerous!
{147496}{147542}It's him!
{147907}{147954}- The monster!|- Me?
{147989}{148047}We're your friends.
{148050}{148099}Everything's fine.
{148102}{148180}The monster? Me, the monster?
{149131}{149240}Quiet!|Where is he?
{149243}{149332}He disappeared.|How?
{149375}{149423}He went that way!
{149469}{149515}There he is!
{150356}{150468}What's happening?|This racket, police sirens--
{150742}{150842}Isn't he the one|who owes us money?
{150845}{150955}The dead man in the telegram?|The clock? That Loris?
{151048}{151086}Excuse me.
{151150}{151198}Stay there.
{151243}{151289}The antique dealer!
{151327}{151365}Stop, thief!
{151402}{151455}You owe me 1.2 million lira!
{151457}{151543}I'll squeeze it out of you!
{151740}{151786}How much does he owe you?
{151858}{151903}I can't believe it!
{151950}{152056}Look how many people he swindled!|The thief!
{154206}{154251}Professor?
{154303}{154370}I rang, but no one answered.
{154373}{154468}I took the liberty of coming|through the window.
{154470}{154548}It's me, Professor.
{154550}{154600}Don't be afraid.
{154620}{154685}Professor, are you there?
{155166}{155221}Hi, Jessica.
{155223}{155318}What a mess.|It's revolting.
{155321}{155401}We haven't found all the body parts.
{156297}{156341}Professor?
{156534}{156589}Professor, I'm here.
{156591}{156631}It's Loris.
{156686}{156755}I studied Chinese with you.
{156757}{156815}I came through the window.
{156817}{156876}Don't be afraid. It's me.
{156878}{156985}Perhaps you haven't heard|about that monster in the area...
{156988}{157044}who chops women to pieces.
{157063}{157111}It's me. Well, it's not me...
{157114}{157142}but they think it's me.
{157145}{157213}Me, the monster!
{157215}{157251}Me, that monster who does--
{157253}{157312}How could they--|Help me!
{157315}{157411}You could be a good alibi.
{157414}{157483}If they ask you,|"Have you seen the monster?" say no.
{157485}{157605}They've been chasing me all day.
{157608}{157729}The police are after me.|Everyone in my building. Strangers.
{157731}{157853}Me, the monster?|How could they think that?
{157856}{157924}A policeman with his gun pointed--
{157926}{158010}he made me-- all day long--
{158098}{158191}"July 29"?|It's sour. Be careful.
{158194}{158273}They made me-- all day long--
{158275}{158332}I got home and didn't realize.
{158335}{158424}I got home, all relaxed.
{158427}{158478}I didn't know about it--|"the monster"!
{158481}{158540}They began to shout "monster" at me.
{158543}{158654}It's just like me, seeing someone|like you, all sweaty...
{158657}{158727}with a little mud,|a few red stains--
{158729}{158828}Can't I have a stain?|And shouting, "He's the monster"...
{158831}{158868}because he has a...
{158909}{158990}a red stain, sour milk...
{159019}{159078}a hand in his coat.
{159080}{159134}Is everyone a monster then?
{159136}{159227}Can't I go out with a woman's hand...
{159229}{159294}in my--
{159296}{159369}Professor, I'll say good-bye now.
{159372}{159449}It's late.|I was just passing by.
{159452}{159523}You're in good shape.
{159555}{159649}I'd give you a hand,|but I see you already have one.
{159651}{159707}The temperature's dropped.
{159709}{159776}It was chilly on my way here.
{159779}{159831}Take it easy, Professor.
{159833}{159879}Take it easy!
{160283}{160328}Upstairs, on the left.
{160547}{160604}Stop! Don't move! Quiet!
{160607}{160658}Hands on your head, both of you!
{160661}{160699}Quiet!
{160702}{160762}Come on, quiet! Relax!
{160764}{160825}Come out slowly.
{160828}{160905}Come on. Relax.
{160926}{160954}Slowly.
{161055}{161083}Take it easy.
{161086}{161131}Relax.
{161196}{161242}Shut up!
{161299}{161345}That's not him.
{161347}{161411}- The professor's at home.|- Is he armed?
{161414}{161498}No. He's in a sorry state.|He's sick.
{161501}{161546}Get him out of here.
{161930}{162005}Hello, Professor. How are you?
{162028}{162104}Not too good.
{162107}{162161}Come outside.
{162571}{162616}Just a minute!
{162669}{162716}Just a minute!
{162719}{162780}Absolutely terrifying.|Get in.
{162834}{162892}I'll come too.
{162913}{162946}Listen.
{162949}{163014}There are three camels--|a red one with a hump...
{163016}{163114}a yellow one with three humps,|a black one with no hump.
{163116}{163188}Watch my lips.|There are three camels--
{163491}{163586}Are you sure the manager|had nothing to do with this?
{163588}{163651}- Who?|- The ma--
{163653}{163728}Forget it.|It's not possible.
{163730}{163868}Tell me. If I had given you|one of those slurpy kisses...
{163870}{163905}would you have shot me?
{163907}{163953}It depends on how you did it.
{163955}{164080}It's incredible.|I don't understand--
{164083}{164141}You have to explain it to me.
{164144}{164231}When you bent down|to pick those things up...
{164233}{164315}if I'd grabbed you,|would you have shot me?
{164318}{164351}I don't know.
{164372}{164440}- If I--|- If you what?
{164443}{164488}If I--
{164530}{164597}If I--
{164600}{164640}For example, if I--
{164642}{164697}Or I won't get this straight.
{164700}{164790}If I-- Stop.|Did this to you--
{164898}{164998}If I did this to you--
{165267}{165309}Good evening.
{165372}{165458}Sorry to disturb you,|but I need my car.
{165460}{165532}- Sorry.|- No, I'm sorry.
{165534}{165617}- Have a nice walk.|- Thank you.
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