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my dad is a successful businessman who
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constantly got in trouble for
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mistreating his employees one time his
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secretary who was pregnant asked him if
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she could go home early because she
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wasn't feeling well my dad responded no
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you have to finish your work first but
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sir I think I'm going into labor your
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water didn't break yet or so go back to
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work or else you were fired well a few
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hours later the poor woman ended up
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giving birth inside my dad's office and
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instead of being helpful my dad kept
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yelling at her to not make such a mess
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or else the carpet would be ruined yes
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my dad was lacking in empathy and when
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the local newspaper heard about the
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incident they wrote a front page
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newspaper article about it publicly
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humiliating him and tarnishing his
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reputation my Dad could have simply
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apologized to his secretary that gave
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birth but instead he wanted to sue her
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for defamation because she had called
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him the most ruthless boss in the
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history of mankind inside that news
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article fortunate currently my dad's
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lawyers convinced him that suing a
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mother who had just given birth would
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only further damage his Public Image
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instead they advised him to donate money
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to some charity my dad reluctantly
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agreed and chose to open a high school
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for underprivileged kids that's where I
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come into play I somehow persuaded my
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dad to let me take over the planning and
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administration of his new school he was
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happy to see me be so passionate about
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the project he probably thought it would
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prepare me to take over his business one
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day well big mistake because my first
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decision was to turn it into an
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all-girls school and I didn't care one
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bit of the girls came from
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underprivileged backgrounds or not I
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just wanted them to be pretty and to get
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as many school applications as possible
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I let the school make all kinds of
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ridiculous promises like one teacher for
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every five students and the offering of
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lots of sports activities like ballet
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classes and horse riding LOL I was way
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too lazy to hire a ballet teacher and I
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certainly didn't buy any horses but my
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marketing worked and the school got over
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2 000 applications I went through all of
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them and checked Every Girl's Facebook
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account to see if they were pretty or
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not of course I only chose the best
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looking ones to give you an idea how
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picky I was I only accepted one in ten
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girls anyway the year was about to start
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and I realized that I had forgotten to
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hire teachers I ended up finding some at
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the last minute but they were really bad
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they all had been kicked out of their
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previous schools for either always being
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on sick leave straight up stealing or in
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one case bullying one of her own
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students but hiring Bad Teachers turned
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out to be a brilliant move on my part
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because none of them cared whether I was
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running the school well or not they all
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just wanted to collect their paychecks
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in fact two of the 10 teachers I hired
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only showed up for a single week
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afterward they called in sick for the
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rest of the year meanwhile I was 16 and
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put myself into 11th grade the girls
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were surprised to have a boy in their
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class but I told them I was only there
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for a few months to make sure my Dad's
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school ran smoothly now let me tell you
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something boys aren't the only ones
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whose hormones go crazy during puberty
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lots of girls were interested in me no
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let me correct myself all girls were
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interested in me I was the only guy
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around and got asked out on so many
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dates then I had to reject most girls I
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simply didn't have the time to date them
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all and a girl getting rejected by a guy
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only increases her desire for that man
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that's why girls started promising me
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that I could do anything I wanted if I
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only went on a date with them and while
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you probably think I was living the
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dream I don't think that such an
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abundance of women was healthy for me I
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had always looked up to my dad maybe he
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was a jerk but he was also extremely
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hard working and a high achiever I
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wanted to be like him one day and not
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just end up as another spoiled rich kid
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but ask yourself the following question
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would Bill Gates have had the discipline
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to build Microsoft if growing up he'd
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been surrounded by hundreds of pretty
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girls who all wanted him not a chance
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and so instead of focusing on my studies
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I was fully busy with girls I often
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skipped classes and took my classmates
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Kendall and rows into empty classrooms
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to hang out and make out I had a key to
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every classroom after all I pulled out a
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water bottle and said let's play spin
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the bottle can you believe that in 10
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spins it didn't point at me once it was
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infuriating but at least Kendall came
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home with me after school so I won't
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complain what shocked me the most about
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staying at an all-girls school was how
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mean the popular girls were our teachers
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paid no attention to bullying and in my
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art class some girls always Drew their
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sketches on the backs of other girls
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they had to hold still for at least an
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hour and it was extremely degrading I
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once asked one of the girls that got
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bullied why she let the popular girls
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treat her like that and she replied
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because if I stand up for myself they'll
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take me to the bathroom take away my
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clothes and make me walk home naked I
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saw them do that to another girl I felt
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sorry for her and invited her to my home
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but once it got late I told her I want
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to sleep now please go home oh but but
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will we see each other again tomorrow
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um no so you don't want to be my
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boyfriend I shook my head and she
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started crying oh my God you took my v
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card and you don't even want to date me
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you stole it from me at that point I'd
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probably been intimate with a third of
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all girls at my school anyway our school
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had no principle which meant there was
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no supervision whatsoever and I could
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change anyone's grades on the report
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card I only did that for myself and
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eight other girls who were my closest
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friends but when I showed my fake report
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card full of A's and B's to my dad and
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he told me how proud he was I felt a bit
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ashamed instead of studying hard for
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school I was cutting corners and abusing
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my power to get laid with girls I knew
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if I continued like this I'd end up like
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Paris Hilton another dumb rich kid who
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does nothing other than spending her
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daddy's money so the following semester
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I wanted to reinvent myself and decided
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to befriend Laura who was the best
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student at our school she was so
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diligent that she even read textbooks
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during recess hey Laura I said want to
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study together with me for the next math
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exam no thank you but teamwork is fun
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isn't it teamwork why don't you first
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tell me how to locate the local Maxima
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of a function of course I didn't know
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the answer to her question so she
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continued us two working together
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wouldn't be teamwork it would be me
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tutoring you for free no thank you well
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okay but let me pay you to be my tutor
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fifty dollars an hour is that enough
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apparently fifty dollars was a lot to
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Lara she agreed man we met at my house I
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was so used to girls being into me that
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I immediately made advances towards her
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what the hell get your hands off me oh
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I'm sorry
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um it won't happen again the study
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session went well but during a break
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Laura complained to me that her math
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teacher expected way too much and that
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it was impossible to get an A in her
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class I replied well do you know my dad
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owns the school I have enough power to
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change your grades any way you want
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really yeah last semester I polished the
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report cards of a couple of my friends
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Kendall for example got an F in her
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English exam but thanks to me ended up
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getting an A on a report card I was
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telling her all that to impress her
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however she got really mad and said I'm
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working my ass off day and night to
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study and you give away A's to a bunch
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of undeserving brats you've slept with I
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didn't know what to respond and Lara
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stormed out I had a bad feeling but I
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had no idea just how bad things were
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about to get Laura contacted both the
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local authorities and several newspapers
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to tell him how I was the only boy at my
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dad's all-girls school how I had slept
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with dozens of girls and how I had
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abused my power to give some of my
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favorite girls good grades in return for
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you know what it turned into a huge
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Scandal and everyone blamed my dad for
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what I had done he got so much negative
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press that the board of directors of his
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own company decided to fire him as the
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CEO at first my Dad hated me for all the
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trouble I'd caused him but now without
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the job and without the stress that
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comes with being a CEO he became a much
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more relaxed person and forgave me he
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even said I'm glad I no longer work 12
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hours a day I have all the money in the
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world so why shouldn't I enjoy myself a
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little right now my dad does nothing but
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play golf all day and have fun and why
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