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Previously, on
"Below Deck Adventure."

Girl, you can do it!
Come on, Faye.

- Oh, it's OK!
- Yeah!

Yeah!

I thought you'd gone to bed
at 6:00 without handing over.

That means for a straight hour,
there was no deck crew.

What do you think if I was to
be lead deckhand and help you?

- He's a pescatarian, correct?
- Yeah.

So we got the
plates wrong, girls.

I studied the preference sheet.

Oh, you know what I forgot?

- What, babe?
- Captain's bag.

How can we make
that not happen?

'Cause that's two
days in a row.

Oriana is thirsty
for power, so I

have to watch out for her.

So how's Lewis doing,
on deck?

- What do you mean?
- I just feel like

I could run us to the finish
line at a way higher level.

I want to thank
you guys, 'cause I

was struggling today,
but you all got me through it.

- Yeah.
- Lovely.

Imagine--

Lewis, that
pantry was spotless.

I spent all day
yesterday cleaning it.

You all have zero
respect for me.

So I'm really angry.

I don't think
that's what it is.

It obviously is.

I just asked once for
you guys to just chip in.

And you couldn't even do it.

You couldn't even just
load a friggin' dishwasher

and put stuff away as a team.

We all took the
stuff from the table.

It was half a job.

You don't do half a job.
You do a full job.

I just know
not to rely on you guys

for absolutely anything.

That's how I feel.
- OK.

I'm not gonna be the nice
chief stew that they've

had the whole time.

I can't do it anymore.

Oh, man.

We didn't what?

I thought we took
care of everything.

I didn't know we didn't.

Oh, my goodness.

That will get you in trouble.

What?

I need about another sleep.

You can do whatever you want.

Just let me have my sleep.

You guys are quiet,

so I don't mind.
- We don't do anything.

- Whose idea is that?
- What?

Not doing anything.

Mutual?
- Mutual.

That's not true.

- Do you feel quite tired, too?
- No, I feel fine.

I'm just moody
'cause I hate the boys.

- Yeah.
- I just can't

stand him anymore.

I've really tried
to be nice and give him

the benefit of the doubt.

But what he did last night
took me over the edge.

I just don't
think they get it.

I've tried to be nice,

though not anymore.

Hey, look.
I found a bunch of towels.

Should we--those two ones,
and we'll put these

in the wash tonight.
- I thought we couldn't

use the laundry today?

Yeah, but then they'll
just sit in our room

and I'll end up
wiping my balls

on the side that
you're using for your face.

I take it like this.

- No, that's all of the towel.
- My asshole, too.

It's all for you.

I'll put crew mess up.

Good job.

The deck department, defeated
by a couple of rolls of tape.

Heads of department,
can we please

meet in the wheelhouse for
a preference sheet meeting?

- Copy.
- Copy.

Okay.

What's happening, Lewie?

Just trying to get my zen on.

- Is that yours?
- Maybe.

All right, so, lots and lots
of fun here.

We have our primary
guest is Shelby Potts,

hosting her best friends on the
charter to celebrate getting

engaged to her partner, Jodie.

The group all met
playing for the Denver

LGBTQ+ Flag Football.

You guys know what
flag football is?

Nope.
It's a big thing in the States.

- Nice.
- You guys might have noticed,

there's a lot of
of rainbow flags.

- Yeah, I did notice.
- Oh, yeah!

It's Pride Week
at the moment,

So we want to celebrate Pride.

All right,
I'm down with that.

We need some flags then, right?

So, girls, you're gonna
have to share your makeup.

So let's have a look here.

Adventure requests,
They want to do

some abseiling, helicopter
ride, all very possible.

These guests are
thrill seekers.

I'm taking them to Valderoya.

The mountains there are nuts.

They're going to take
a helicopter to a top

of a mountain and rappel down.

Talk about an adventure
of a lifetime.

Shelby's guests have high
expectations for tasting

what Norway has to offer.

She seems like she might
be a little bit difficult.

Dare I bring this up--
♪ dun-dun-dun

Are we going to do
an off-board lunch?

I don't know,
Faye, are we going

to do an off-board lunch?

With my current experience
with the timing,

I'm not going to stay
there from 2:00 until 6:00,

cooking them lunch.
- Mm.

Hard no.

It's basically,
never going to work.

She can make amazing
gourmet sandwiches.

With cold chips?

Not really great.

Well, Americans
love eating potato chips

with their burgers.

- Out the bag?
- Crisps. Yes.

- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

Mm--

All right, guys.
So you got a plan?

Yep, we've got a plan.

I'm not going to
hold you any longer.

- Thank you.
- Rock and roll.

Lewis, Lewis.

Go ahead, Kerry.

Do you have a moment, mate?

I'm on my way, Kerry.

I want to show
you where we'll be

anchoring for the adventure.

It's about 20 miles.

- Oh, this looks cool already.
- Yes.

Plan the activities
around that.

- OK.
- So what's your deal

with Seth?
- I have to talk to him.

I know he's lead deck material
for me.

- Interesting.
- But the way I left it

with Seth, it was sort of like,

it wasn't a certainty
it was happening.

If he really pulls
his finger out

and I can see him working
hard, maybe we can

have a chat after the charter.

Yeah, yeah.

The other way
of looking at it, too,

too is if you can get someone
to take more of a lead,

then I can have
you up here more.

Yeah.

So there's
something to consider.

It would have to be Seth.

I don't fully understand
what motivates Seth.

There's something to do
with his ego that's hungry.

If Seth's made
the lead deckhand,

he might calm down a bit.

I'm still feeling him out.

Well, with this
anchorage today,

I'll let you come
and anchor the boat.

Still getting paid for that.
- OK.

All right, thanks, mate.

Hideous creatures,
aren't they?

All crew, all crew, guest
arrival are now 30 minutes.

Copy.

Is there any marks around
the sofa, black marks?

I mean yeah, there's
a couple everywhere.

You could do a final detail
before they get here, for sure.

Ugh!

What a mess.

Oriana, did you
check the guest areas?

No, Kasie,
we did it yesterday.

- It wasn't finished, though.
- You said you did them.

You said you finished
it yesterday.

I did the beds.
I didn't check everything.

It's probably not complete.

Interior crew, can you meet
me in the guest cabin, ASAP?

This mirror needed doing.
- Yeah, I'll do that.

And there was
a toilet roll missing.

I thought she was
checking me today.

No, I didn't come
down here today, Kasie.

We just had this
conversation in laundry.

We need to spray around.

And there's a glass in
here and a can of Coke.

We're fine.

We still have time.

But we shouldn't be
doing this last minute.

It doesn't help when
you're high stress

about something that doesn't
need to be high stress.

I'm not high stress.
I just think this sh--

should have been done before.

Well, dude, you--if
I've interpreted when you

communicated yesterday,
the beds were done

that you had checked yesterday.
- I said I finished

the two main beds.
- Right.

So there's a miscommunication,
so we're good.

We're finishing it now.
- I thought you just said

you were--you'd spot checked

down here yesterday?
- No, I didn't.

And I did--and I did ask
you about yesterday, dude.

That's why I didn't
want to elevate

anyone more than anyone else.

We don't have time
for all of this, so just stop

All of us should know by now.
- Yeah.

- All of us.
- We just all miscommunicated.

It's fine.

Take that liter out
and that champagne glass.

I just can't.

Coming up...

Nathan, Nathan, Lewis, please
give me direction of chain.

It's up and down.

I mean short, medium,
10 deep--

- Stop----ing talking.
- That's why I kept on--

Get off the----ing radio!

Get off the radio, Nathan!

- Is that a football?
- It is.

It's an American football.

You want to pass
it to me from here?

Yes.

Do you know how we
see American football?

It's like--
- 24, 24. Hike!

And you don't have to
pass backwards, do you?

No, you don't.

Why do you shout
numbers at each other?

- They're plays.
- My whole education

of American football pretty
much comes from "Ace Ventura."

All crew, all crew, ETA
of guests is 45 minutes.

Everybody in whites
to meet the guests.

All good?
All let off of your steam?

Yeah, yeah.

Because I'm not dealing
with little bickers like that.

We've got enough on our plate.
So let's just crack on.

Let's talk to
each other nicely.

I think we're fine.

Cool.

Mercury crew, can we
wear hair down

and a powerful lipstick
if possible?

And where are these napkins?

Boat looks good, guys.

Did a good job outside.
Pier looks good.

We're pulling the
rabbit out of the hat.

All right guys, game time.

- It's so pretty.
- So pretty.

I love it.

Hi! Welcome!

G'day, I'm Kerry,
how are you?

Hi, I'm Shelby.
both: Nice to meet you.

- Hi, I'm Katie.
- Katie? Seth.

- It's nice to meet you.
- Hi, how are you?

It's all lovely.

Shelby, our crew and
I are elated that you've

chosen to celebrate
your engagement

with Turner aboard Mercury.
- Yay!

This is our chief stew, Faye.

- Hi.
- Hi, Faye.

She will show you
round the vessel while we

get the boat ready to leave.

So excited.

Cheers!
all: Whoo!

- There's a bug in this.
- Oh no, there's a bug in it.

Oh, Faye.

Oh, wow, this is
not a good start.

I can't see it, but we'll
get you a fresh one.

Apparently there's
a bug in there,

so can you change it
and get a fresh one?

Yeah, thanks.

Hi, I'm Faye.

As Kerry introduce me,
I'm your chief steward.

I'm going to take
you around the boat.

We're going to start
with the sun deck.

So this is the sun lounge.

It's beautiful up here.

Should we keep our
clothes on in the hot tub?

I don't know how
friendly you guys are,

but it's entirely
up to you guys.

Let's get ready, guys.

Seth, Do you want
to grab their luggage?

Yeah, I'll grab it.

This is the bridge deck.

So lunch and dinner here.

This is the sky lounge.
- Wow, this is nice.

They packed a lot.

I didn't see all that
back there, mate.

So these are
your guest cabins.

Oh, this is great.

Which one is the--
- This is primary suite.

- Primary's that one?
- Yeah.

- OK.
- Does anyone need

their luggage unpacked?
- No offense,

we don't want
you going through our things.

OK, that's fine. That's fine.

Do you wanna taste
this disgusting cheese?

You're gonna have to
because you're the captain.

No, I'm not touching that.
It looks like peanut butter.

- Come on, give it a bash.
- What is it, paté?

No, it's cheese.

This is a Norwegian cheese.

What did it taste
like, caramel cheese?

- Mmm! That's pretty good.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- Really good.

You do you, boo.
I'm going to pass.

I need to get this out.

Cheese board is ready.

Copy, but they're
still in their cabins,

so I don't want to bring the
cheese plate to the sundeck

until the guests
are in the sundeck

as well, it's hot outside.

Are you OK with that?

Yeah, let's maybe
just put it over here.

I'm just having a problem
with Oriana right now.

So how would you feel
after this charter,

coming into my cabin?

- Love to.
- Really?

Love to.
I think I need a break.

And I think you'd be
the perfect break.

Yeah.
I think Oriana and I do, too.

I think it'll be good, though.

Yeah, I know. Sometimes
if things aren't working

you've gotta change,
but you can change

with what you have.
- Yeah, exactly.

She's OK with leaving
it here for a little bit?

She wants it here.

OK, that's fine.

You can take it
when you're ready.

OK.

Do we want any toothpicks
for any of this or no?

- Mm-mm.
- OK.

- She just said finger foods.
- OK.

OK.

Kerry, Kerry Lewis,
we are ready to go.

OK. Let's start releasing
lines, please.

Bow to stern, bow to stern.

Copy that.
Thank you very much, sir.

All right, Seth,
give us a heads up

when you're ready on the bow.

OK.

All lines on board.
All lines on board.

Copy, mate.

Distance on port is 10
meters to the blue yacht.

Yeah, just keep the
distances coming, thank you.

Can you make a sangria?

Or do you want me to do it?
- I'll do it.

15 feet.

7 feet, still.

That's beautiful.

Dude, I swear to god, there
was a bug in my champagne.

- There probably was.
- I'm not even kidding.

Oh, my gosh,
this is stunning.

Hot tub's hot, guys.

We brought some more
stuff up for you guys.

- Oh, is that Sangria?
- If you're hungry and peckish.

- Beautiful!
- Let's go!

Oh, that board.

Faye is a little cutie pie.
I want to put her in my pocket.

Are you going to
leave me for Faye?

- No, babes.
- Faye, I'm worried Turner

might leave me for you.
- No, no, Faye.

Faye, I just said
you're so adorable,

I want to put you in my pocket.

- OK!
- All right.

Let's get in our blues.

Come on.

So what time do
you want me back on?

7:30.
And then that's ready for drag.

OK, cool.

Lewis, Lewis?

Go ahead, Kerry.

Yeah, mate, we're 20
out from the anchorage.

Copy that.

All right, let's go
through the pre-arrival.

- Yeah.
- Pre-anchoring.

I've not really
had captains that

have been that much of
a mentor like Kerry,

and I really do appreciate it.

Ah, so you'd be interested in
anchoring somewhere in front?

I think so, yeah.

But I'm still trying
to be a confident leader.

These guys need to
start stepping up,

and I feel like now I've got
a full team, this is the time.

I can't keep doing everything.

I would start
dropping it, mate.

Drop one shackle,
pull anchor.

- Oh, there it is.
- Oh, are they anchoring?

One shackle to the waterline.

Thank you,
Nathan, one shackle.

So now I was going
to go stern, and--

I wouldn't do
anything yet, until I

know what the chain's doing.
- OK.

Copy.
- Ask him what's going on.

Nathan, Nathan, Lewis.

Please give me
direction of chain.

Direction of chain.

It's up and down, short media--

I mean, short, medium,
long stay, actually.

So, uh, long stay.

Then medium.
- ing hell.

Nathan, all your radio
calls from here on out

are four words or less, OK?

We're not having
a conversation here.

All right? Drop--drop another
shackle, and start coming back.

Please drop another
shackle, Mike.

Sorry, cab guys. It just
keeps telling me, like,

I have enough feed in my...
- Stop----ing talking.

So that's
why I kept on the...

Get off the----ing radio!

Get off the radio, Nathan.

- I was telling you.
- Get off, Nathan!

- Sorry, cab guys.
- Stop----ing talking.

Get off the----ing radio!

Please drop another
shackle, Mike.

One more shackle.

Get off the radio, Nathan!

- I was telling you--
- That's it!

I'm telling you that--

I'm trying to communicate,

But my radio is beep--

Beep, beep, beep.

It throws me off.

Mike, did you drop
another shackle?

The radio effed up
that whole thing.

- You got there, mate.
- Nathan, update me

on the state.
- No, you have to

get out there,
I'm getting too pissed off.

- OK.
- Your boy's gotta learn

the job.
- Yeah, OK. Sorry, Kerry.

That's the third
shackle going up now.

Thank you.
The radio has its purpose.

It's a safety tool.

Nathan gets caught
up in the moment.

It's starting to
get on my nerves.

Short stay, 10:00. Three
shackles to the waterline.

We did already
had a long stay.

- I heard.
- That's what I was saying.

- Yeah, know, but it was--
- But it kept on,

ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
- I know,

so just grab Mike,
swap with him.

Make something happen.

OK, that's good boys,
anchor ball up, please.

Anchor ball up.
- OK, guys.

Let's go straight back to
tender launch after this.

If you'd like me to take any
photos of you, I'm happy to.

Will you?

You're just like, so
splayed, so picturesque.

I love it!

Very difficult
to be us right now.

Oh, everything!

All right, I'll be right
back with some waters.

So what time would
you like dinner?

Well, we don't eat
at 10:00 p.m.

So more like 8:00? No?

- OK.
- Scratch that!

What time would you
high-maintenance

bitches want dinner?
- 9:00.

- 9:00 for dinner.
- Perfect.

OK.

I can see you're a bit upset.
Don't worry about it.

Kerry's just that kind of guy.

He'll have a shout,
but he's not really pissed.

All right.
I feel kind of sh---y

at this moment, you know,
like, my job

is really important to me.

I don't want to be
like, the weakest link.

It sucks.

I think when I'm
driving the boat he gets

a bit more stressed anyway.

Are we putting this up or no?

Oh.

That's Oriana.

That's how she packs things.
- Mm-hmm.

- Faye's hard to figure out.
- Ugh!

She goes quickly
between flirty

to super serious
and professional.

Still trying to figure out
where I can fit in there.

Will you sing to me?

♪ There was a young girl
called Faye ♪

♪ Who had an
extremely long day ♪

♪ She said, hey,
can you give me a hand? ♪

♪ But the boys just
are so very bland ♪

Oh, don't include
me in all that.

- Oh, my God, look.
- That's not us.

We wouldn't steam treat
down there.

Really don't stress
about it, Kasie.

You're, like, letting it, like,
get to, like, you.

We're doing our best.

You're just too casual
about things, I feel.

I can't be emotional
about everything.

I'd love to have a conversation
about what the actual issue is

when you're ready to.

We don't really
have time for that.

It's quite
imperative that we make

time for that, based off of
how the dynamics are becoming.

Oriana made such a fuss about
getting her second stripe.

But this boat operates
more like it's

every man for themselves.

I don't want to be working
with her, or even around her.

I've just been
getting irritated.

About what?

I don't know.
I think I'm just--

I just think that we've
been, like, you know,

working together and living
together for quite a while now,

and I'm just, like, tired.

What do you think,
we move after this charter?

Yeah, I mean, I don't really
want to, to be honest.

I don't really want
to bunk together.

But it's not fun to have
to pack up and move rooms.

Living with Kasie
is entertaining.

I don't have a TV
in my bunk, so I love to

to listen to
Kasie----ing pretend

to be whatever accent she
wants to be that night.

Jess is on her own.

They don't want to be
in the same cabin--

They are not getting along.
- I understand.

But they need to do that.

And they can have that
conversation between them.

'Cause they're adults.
- I'm ready for the boys.

I'm just waiting on them.
- OK.

What color blue
is good for you?

- Aw thanks, yeah.
- No?

Or red or orange?
- What looks good on me?

- I actually like orange.
- Oh, pink!

- Pink is good for you.
- Yeah, pink.

So I'm going to keep
these here for the boys.

- I'll do this.
- All right.

So when are they going
to be there for--

are they doing, like--

8:30. Probably 8:30.

Thanks for having this
conversation with me.

Let's continue it when we're
like, both not frustrated

so we can like, just,
like, talk about it.

Like, you know what I mean?

Nathan, Nathan. Lewis.

It's time for you
to go to bed.

Copy.

Hey boys, I
need you here now.

I've got a crystal
on my forehead.

This is serious sh--.

Gorgeous.

All crew, all crew,
let's be in blacks.

Wy are you not
drinking upstairs?

- Oh, should we go?
- Yes!

So we've got the boys
coming out in drag.

Come, come. I'll show you.

Now, more than ever,
I need you guys

to entertain the guests.

Lewis, what's your name?
- Bubble Gum.

I'm probably going
to be a Lewisa.

Lewisa?
OK.

Oh, God, you're like
a old, annoying woman.

- Me?
- Yeah.

Oh, I'm Lewisa.

If I do that, am I more pretty?

Oh, this is so fun!

Are they ready for us?
No one's ever gonna

be ready for us.
- Good luck, guys!

Or, girls.

I have a very special
treat for all of you.

Yes!

I am hot as sh--.

Lewisa!

Lewisa's classy... ish.

- Bubblegum!
- Bubblegum!

Yas, queen!

Bubblegum, she likes
to have fun

'cause girls wanna have fun.

Y'all look fabulous!

No, you're just saying that.

No, I'm really not!

- Oh!
- So good.

So they're going to
do a limbo contest.

I want to see how
low you guys can go!

Girl, you know it!

- Whoo!
- Go!

Go!

- I can't get that low.
- Ohh!

- And now the vote?
- Now the vote.

We gotta consult.

We have a really split vote!

We need a tiebreaker!

It's between
Bubblegum and Lewisa!

Twerk-off!
Twerk-off!

Yeah! Oh! Oh!
Uh-oh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Well, I think neither
of them know how to twerk,

so here we go!

I like
long walks on the beach.

And if anyone's asking,
my favorite drink

it's an espresso Martini.

OK!

Do you want to make your
way downstairs for dinner?

- Yes!
- Yes, thank you guys.

You were wonderful.

- Had fun doing it.
- Yes, darling, thank you.

It was awesome.
- Bye.

- Enjoy your dinner, girls.
- Bye.

Bye.
- Cocktails.

Definitely two
espresso martinis.

- Absolutely.
- Do you want one?

Three?

You know, Lewisa's
signature drink.

Do you guys want to get
the davit over the side?

I'll do the davit.
How are you doing, Lewis?

You OK?
- Yeah.

I can't look at
your legs like that.

You don't like it?

I don't.

Can you put the
light on the crane on?

We need to fuel her up!

That don't look safe.

That's so--

I don't even know.

Shelby cooks
dinner every night.

Yeah.
And it's delicious.

- That's lovely.
- That's how I got this.

Smells delicious.

There should be
exactly enough.

There's perfectly enough.

OK.

I'll just follow you.

OK.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

So to start this
evening, we have

homemade linguine with crab,
ricotta, and gremolata.

Oh, my gosh.

- Thank you.
- Enjoy.

Of course.
- Delicious.

- Cheers!
- Cheers!

Love you!

Cheers to Shelby and Turner!

- Uh-oh.
- What?

I have a hair.

- It's right there.
- That's a hair.

- Oh, definitely.
- Oh, God.

I'm just like, shocked.

- Uh-oh.
- What?

I have a hair.
- Oh, God.

OK, babe.
Say something.

I will.

What'd she say?

That was a perfect response.

What is it?

I don't know.

What?

What happened?

Use your words, babe.

I'm so mortified.

The appropriate
course of action

is to give the
guest a fresh plate.

- Thank you.
- That was fast.

I've had way worse
things in my mouth.

Is that good, babe?

Yeah, totally fine.

They just had another bowl.

I'm glad it was on yours
and not mine, 'cause I

couldn't stop eating this.

What? Tell me.

Oh, .

She just takes it out.

And I bring it back out.

Like, I'm mortified.
And then the guest goes,

"Oh, that was fast."

I need a drink.

Hey.
- What?

She just told me
what just happened.

We just go like this.

I understand, but my
hair's up like this.

I've been a chef
for a long time.

So it's a very unfortunate
situation where

there's been hair in the food.

It's disgusting.
I'm mortified.

But I'm also not going
to play into this.

I'm not going to create
a big drama about it.

Because what am I going to do?

I can't undo it.

Why are you rolling
your eyes at me?

It's just not cool.

What do you want
me to do about it?

Love to.

It was very clearly
not my hair.

I keep my hair in
a bun all day long.

The girls are the ones
with their long locks down

like they're
going to a nightclub.

We do 150% makeup,
hair, everything.

I probably should
have gone to Captain Kerry

about it weeks ago,
but they all want to look glam.

So what am I supposed to do?

All you girls touching food
should never

have your hair down.

Yeah, I know, but--

My hair's up in a bun.

I'm just kind of
like, irritated.

Because they're not
open to much feedback.

You need to tell
Faye about that.

Tell me.

If I start sneezing...

don't panic.

- OK.
- I sneeze when I'm full.

It's actually terrible.
- Oh, really?

- It's a genetic thing.
- It's embarrassing.

So don't panic.

Pretty late.

I've been having
like, a rough day.

- OK.
- You know, I made a few

mistakes and stuff like that.

And my bosun, he's just been,
like, overlooking me, you know?

I've been trying to
be the A-team helper.

All around, not just in my
particular area, you know?

Yes, I made little mistakes.

But everyone makes mistakes.

I don't want to be fired.

You know, I have my
sisters and my mom

that I've got to provide for.

My dad wasn't in the picture.

Just kind of
the boy of the house

until I become the man,
I guess.

But you know, everyone
can be forgiven, you know?

And everyone makes mistakes.

So we tried to get past that.

Nobody's perfect.

When you know what mistakes
you make,

revert and try and do
something different

that can make up
for the mistakes

that you've done.
- All right.

I love you a lot. So--
- I love you, too.

Big head.

I think Kasie's
been poisoned.

She has been.
That's what I got

in a fight about
with her today.

- Oh.
- That's exactly what

I got in a fight about.
- What? Does she thinks she's

ing five star?

Yeah, she does.

That's what I fought
with her about.

- Interior, I'm plating.
- Copy.

Um--

Let's go, yeah?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Shall we do the
same people again?

- OK.
- All right, cool.

I'm glad we're
on the same page.

- Ooh. Hello. Yum.
- Oh, my gosh.

So, for main course,
we have a veal chop

marsala on a cauliflower
puree, crispy kale,

and oven roast cherry tomatoes.

- That's delicious.
- Worth the wait.

- Oh, there it is!
- There it is!

You want to know what my
nickname was in high school?

Pork Chop.
- That sounds mean.

And, literally,
I'd go home sometimes

and people are like,
what's up, Pork Chop?

I'm, like, yo,
that was 20 years ago.

Wow.

It's a cool name.

Oh, my God.

You got one, too?

- Oh, no!
- Stop it.

Don't show it to me,
I'm gonna puke.

- What's wrong?
- You sure it's not yours?

- No, it's not.
- Why are you hold--

Oh, God, don't do that.
- Put it back.

- Don't hang it up.
- This is my bite.

- I'm embarrassed.
- Oh, my God.

- Faye?
- Yes?

Don't-- don't kill me,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Tell me.
- There was a hair in my dish.

- Another one?
- Swear to God.

It's over here now, but--
- Oh, yeah, she did find it.

Right there.

Let me change
your food for you.

- But I don't want another one.
- She ate.

She ate enough.
- OK.

I'm sorry.

At least it was after.

They found
another hair in it.

OK, don't worry about it.
Let's go.

She doesn't want
to have any--

she doesn't want anything else.

Oh, this is your
first time, huh?

No. I mean--

That's fantastic.

At least we own up
when we up.

Yeah.

Just so you know, the
interior's on a very thin ice.

And I'll let them both come
talk to you, but it's--

Is that--what?

I told them that something's
going on, we need to talk.

I didn't say, though,
what it was,

because I thought
you were chatting.

- What was that about?
- I don't know.

- Someone's upset?
- I don't know.

Do you want me to go finish,
Faye, what I was doing?

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

- Don't you want to want?
- No, leave it to me.

OK.

Coming up...

Jesus!

I'm not looking!

Faye, what's the
plan for tomorrow?

Per your request, you're
all going to be going

abseiling off a huge cliff.

- Oh, heck yeah.
- Down.

- Oh, yeah.
- You're going to be eating

lunch at the destination.

Perfect.
What time is it?

It's 11:00.
- Oh, wow.

Does that mean we
need to go to bed?

Definitely go to bed.

It's bedtime.

Good job tonight, guys.

I'm really proud.
I'm really proud.

- We tried.
- Group hug.

- Goodnight, Stace.
- Goodnight.

Goodnight, guys.

- Hey.
- Hey, babes.

It's time for
your bedtime, hey?

- Oh, that's great.
- Thank you.

I appreciate you saying that.

There was a lot
of conversations

that happened at me today that
I don't think were helpful.

I think the four of
us need to sit down.

OK.

- She apologized to me, today.
- Who did?

- Jess did, about the hair.
- Oh, did she?

So your hair being in
a dish, it happens.

- But the reaction.
- Yeah.

But she obviously didn't
have any more food.

- Yeah, but at least--
- That's why she

just sent it back.
- At least wait ten seconds.

- Yeah. And heat it up.
- And heat it up.

Redo it.

Like, I'm in
a difficult position.

If I tell the captain, I've got
a feeling he might fire her.

And I don't want
her to get fired.

She can be a dragon.

But what chef
can't be a dragon?

I'm going to sleep on it.
- Yeah.

Right, I'm going to do
one more little round here,

then I'm going to bed.
It's half past 12:00.

Yeah, go to sleep.
I'll get Seth.

Not one day have I
looked at my hair and gone,

oh, it looks all right.

It doesn't put me in a
good mood to wake up to that.

The last thing I want
to talk about is hair.

I don't do well in
toxic environments.

What? Oh.

I thought you were
going to slap me.

I was thinking about it.

Why?

Do I deserve that?

Your blue hair looks fantastic.

Good morning, ladies.
How are we?

We're good.

- Morning.
- Here's two.

Oh, you guys had
fun last night, huh?

Oh, yeah.

But the other guys were fine.

Oh, they were fine?

Napkins, cloths.

What else?

Oh, chips.

Is the picnic
just one course?

We need to talk to Jess.

Moet times three.

What else do we need?

Lewis, Lewis, can you meet
me in the pantry, please?

Of course, Faye.

What's going on? Is there
a picnic outside, or not?

I don't think
we're doing a picnic.

We're not?

'Cause the
weather's not great.

- It doesn't matter.
- No one wants to sit

in a gazebo in the rain

and have a picnic.

Look at the weather.

Talk to Jess.
- I mean, worst case,

we just go play football
in the mud.

Hm? They'll love that.

OK. Lewis, me and Seth will
go on the excursion.

So you and Oriana deal
with the whole picnic,

sandwiches, drinks, and stuff.

This is Seth.

Good morning, Seth.
Sorry for the early wake-up.

I've got an excursion
for you to go on.

Cool, thanks, man. Bye.

I think that maybe we can
have a little hot chocolate

or whatever when they get out,
when they come back

to the boat for a warm lunch.
- We'll still need something.

Right.

It's just pointless, like,
feeding them, feeding them,

feeding them, feeding them.

It's just like,
it destroys their meal.

I don't want to make this
tit for tat or personal.

But it's up to me what I tell
the captain about the hair

and how much I
tell the captain.

So what we're going to do
is a nice spread

of sandwiches, please.

I'm not feeding them twice.
I'll make them something

that's sufficient.
- Can you do the sandwiches?

- I'll do your
- ing sandwiches.

Can you do one
more dish, as well?

No.

I'm doing a compromise here, Jess.

So please do sandwiches
and another dish.

Bring it down.
Don't mock me.

Yeah, 'cause I don't
want to argue. 'Cause you

just swore at me, too.

You're going on
about these sandwiches,

I'm trying to make
them a nice lunch.

I----ing hate
making sandwiches.

We're going to do it today.

People do need to
respect the chief stew

a bit more sometimes.

'Cause we have a lot of power.

Things are running
fast now, eh?

I got you a whistle
and everything, girl.

I'm excited.

- Hi, babe.
- Do we need a cooler bag?

Yeah. Well, we need
something to put this--

these sandwiches are,

half of them are
ham and cheese.

And the other ones are chicken.

Getting a good delt workout.

Do you know exactly
what you need?

Because if we forget
something, I swear to God--

I'm looking through it.

Yeah, we have all the stuff.

- All right. Let's go.
- After you.

- OK.
- After you.

- Can we get in the boat?
- Yes, you guys can.

Who wants to
celebrate my engagement?

OK, cool.
- And Turner too!

- Let's do it.
- It's just hers.

Bye, we'll miss you.

Bye, guys.

Feel free to disembark.

We're ready for
the helicopter.

That is crazy.

This excursion
is probably one

of the most thrilling and
dangerous excursions I think

my guests are gonna have.

I mean, a helicopter and then
abseiling off a huge cliff?

I don't think they're going
to forget that any time soon.

Hi. So welcome to Norway
and Nord Helikopters.

We will be flying you guys
up the mountain today.

So pick your seat.

Shotgun!

All right, cool.
Now I'm excited.

- Yes!
- Bye!

And if you're
not ready, too bad. Here we go.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- So cool!

Awesome.
I'm loving it.

Let's do it.

Whoa!

That was badass!

Welcome to
Valderoya Mountain.

Jesus. Ah!

OK.

This is serious rappelling.

Shelby, I'm not sure how the
honeymoon's going to top this.

This is your rappelling device.

Never let go of the rope.
- OK.

Because it will run up
to 4 meter per second.

And then it snaps
into a lock motion.

That, we don't want.
- OK.

All right, let's do it.
Do it, babe!

- Let's do it!
- Let's go!

- Ta-ta!
- See y'all on the bottom!

- Ready?
- Good!

Thank you!

- Ooh, how do I go?
- You gotta pull up the--

Oh!

All right, let's do it!
Do it, babe!

- Do it!
- Let's go!

- See you on the bottom!
- Ready?

- Let's go!
- Ooh, how do I go?

- You got to pull up the--
- Oh!

Oh!
That might be them.

Can't believe I spotted them.

Holy sh--.

This is wild.

Whoo!

OK, so tell me where you
want us to put the stuff?

- I want the--
- Next to the table?

You guys are going to
help set it up, too.

Yes.
That's why I'm asking you.

We've come and helped them,
as we should.

Because I'm worried
about what Faye is gonna say

at the tip meeting, because
she seems to feel like this

is a time for us to
just criticize the deck team.

When we do the picnics, we
just need a bit more manpower.

I'm not used to a stew
team being this demanding.

I'm trying to work
with you, Faye.

Put that big one here.

If you can make it
level, that'd be great.

It's not going to be level.

Cap, I've been out of it.

My apologies with
down there again.

I've just been out of it.

Huge responsibility
up on that bow.

I don't want you up there
by yourself doing anything

anymore until you can prove
to me that you take the steps,

and take it seriously.

I own up to my sh--.
Consequences will happen.

But as long as I
continue to work hard,

keep my head in the game,
I'll make it through this.

- All right?
- Copy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, sh--.

Oof!

My goodness, she's
just hanging there.

Ah! I can see you!

Nearly there!

This is taking too long, eh?

Ah!

Hey, girls!
- Hi!

I'm coming for you, fiancée!

You must've hauled
ass down, babe.

Proud of you.
- Should I keep going?

No, you're on the rocks.

- You made it.
- Oh!

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, babe.

Well done, ladies.

- That is----ing incredible.
- Right?

You girls have got some balls.

I've done some pretty
cool stuff, but--

That was wild.

This is beautiful.

I'm surprisingly serene.

You can find the chips.

There should be chips
in one of these bags.

- Potato chips?
- Yeah.

I'm looking.

Yeah, but once you do,
they go in these three bowls.

I don't see any chips.

Just look in there.

I see Faye.

- Aw, sh--.
- They did it!

Yay! Welcome!

- Aw!
- Hi!

Man, those stripes
look good on you, girl.

- How was it?
- Amazing.

- How was the helicopter ride?
- Hey.

- Oh, epic.
- Yeah?

Is this it?

Yeah, this is
all she brought.

- Where's all the chips?
- That's what

I just asked them. I don't
know. They don't have them.

We took out the
bowls to get them.

I don't know where the chips
are, let's just carry on.

But it was your
responsibility to bring them.

I understand that.
And I don't know where it is,

so we don't have chips.
- It's not acceptable.

I'm having the
time of my life!

Just hanging out with the rock.

I understand.

I just gave you
a chance to shine.

It's not a game.

It's your fault, though.

To yell at me in front of
the guests over something

so insignificant, I just don't
think that that's appropriate.

He said we can't
it up!

I just don't understand.

This is not a rocket
science----ing job.

We did double
check before we left.

Well, you obviously didn't.

We put every bag that the
stews gave us on the tender.

It's just two hours
we spent this morning,

packing this stuff,
and it's still wrong.

That's frustrating.

But please don't take
it out on me and Mike.

I'm just frustrated.

It's all right.

Do you understand, this is
my job that's at jeopardy here?

And I'm just frustrated
by stupidness.

Next time, on
"Below Deck Adventure"...

To your engagement!

Clean up after
yourselves, please.

We don't need a babysitter.

You keep leaving like,
sunglasses, jackets--

Just stop.

I don't-- I don't
want to hear--

- Everything.
- Lead deckhand?

More like a lead dickhead.

Uh-oh.
Turner 2.0 has got a brush out.

I am purely
walking on eggshells

to make sure that
Kerry doesn't find out

about this bloody hair.

I'm not 100% happy
with this trip.

I feel like a damn clown.

Faye just brings
out my bad side.

Would you like me to
take egg orders yet or not?

I'm just asking, yes or no?

Jess talks to
people like sh--.

I'm----ed off.

Use your brain, lady,
if you have one.