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Previously on
"Below Deck Adventure"...

So we have Rick,
his wife Sarah,

celebrating their
40th birthday.

- Cheers.
- The guests request to

go hiking and caving.

Our job is to give
the guests the adventure

of their lifetime.

You all right?

I just threw up,
like, everywhere.

All crew, all crew--

Oriana's
not feeling very well.

- So I'm a stew down.
- Cheers to Norway.

Love you guys.

Their drinking stamina
is just to a level

that I haven't
actually seen before.

We haven't even got
hardly any beers left.

Not bloody ideal.

My first boat I
worked with Oriana.

She was my chief stew.

Kasie is not someone who
likes to be told what to do.

I don't really respect her.

What about--
what about a flower?

- Thank you very much.
- Oriana's hot.

I'm a single Pringle.

You worked on yachts before?

No, this will
be my first yacht.

So you're a yacht greenie.

I'd hoped to be the kind
of leader that people like

and keep everyone happy.

- You just had to ask.
- I usually set my own rules

because I'm a cowboy.

I mean, I've got it
right here, cowboy.

Hold all fenders until
we've cleared the port.

The captain said
you've blocked

his view with the
fender during departure.

This is the face of
a guy who gives a .

Getting cold,
this needs to go out.

Why haven't they come?

We are ready for service.

We've been calling
you for service for a while.

Timing is a sh-- show.

Whatever Jess is doing,
just tell her to keep doing it.

Aw.

Oh, my God.

Whoo.

So, Kyle, regardless if
he says he knows it already,

you tell him at all.

You know how to
read that, right?

Yes or no?
You know how to read that?

I heard you.

So we're just
doing the--that

and lines with the anchor
every hour, or every two hours?

Yeah, every hour.

I'm gonna show you
exactly what he wanted.

I'm sure you know
where we are right here.

I know all this.

Just cut straight to what
you want to say.

Get through it as
fast as possible, bro.

All right, man, take it easy.
I'm gonna get there.

Bro, 'cause you're just
saying a bunch of sh--.

Nah, I ain't saying
a bunch of sh--.

Don't just rush me, you know?

I gotta take my time, so I
can make sure I get it right.

Yeah, a lot of people
don't learn that way.

Make sure to watch
me when I do this,

because this is what you want
me to do, all right, buddy?

Mate, this is like
my thousandth time.

I know, man.
I know.

And I'm just doing my job.
You know?

It's cool.

I know Kyle has a little
more experience than me.

But, dude, you don't
have to be like a dick

or nothing like that.

You know how to
read that, right?

Yes or no, that's all I want.

Yes or no?

If Kyle----s up, I
don't want him to be like,

"Oh, Nathan didn't tell me
that."

I'm telling him every single
thing, so do your damn job.

You know how to read that?
- I heard you.

Yeah, bro, I heard you.

Oh, my God.

Whoo.

It is the latest
I've ever eaten dinner.

We're in Europe. Those are,
like, European things to do.

Being a chef, you have to
have practices that bring you

back to center,
that kind of calm you down,

finding calm in the chaos.

Sh-- is hot, girl.

People are coming on a yacht

for a five star experience.

Galley fire or not,
I have to deliver.

Do you have any deck guys
that want to clean dishes?

We're doing anchor
watch all night.

OK.

I could give you
a hand for 5, 10 minutes.

Hey.

- Yeah.
- OK.

We need to get things moving.
- I'll leave too.

I'm about to go to bed.
- Thank you.

Can you go grab
some food, please,

because it's going cold ASAP.

Just put that--
here's a beer.

I'm just gonna put it on ice.

OK.

Wow. Ridiculous.

I thought that was the meal.
- Oh, no, that was a starter.

We got a little strip loin,
sweet potato puree,

salsa verde, and a little bit
of crispy broccoli.

Enjoy it.
- Awesome, thank you.

You're welcome.

I think for the first day
on any boat with a new team,

we haven't kind of
created that synergy yet.

Stews don't
know how I operate,

and I don't know
how they operate.

And to be honest,
I'm not impressed.

How's that steak, buddy?
- Delicious.

- It's good.
- I like it.

We've never been
so quiet in our life.

Oriana, come in.

Go for Oriana.

I think it's best you go
to bed and get some rest.

OK, copy.

I think this is looking
pretty----ing good

if you ask me.

Let's go inside.
I'm a little cold.

Thanks, buddy.

Breakfast tomorrow,
what kind of time

do you think you
would want breakfast?

OK. Goodnight.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

Faye, Faye, Jess.

Go ahead, Jess.

Do we have a roundabout idea
about a time for breakfast?

00 a.m.

It's 1:00 a.m. now.
Who eats breakfast

after going to bed
at 1:00 a.m.?

But I can't do this.

Back hand spring.
Back flip.

- Yeah.
- OK.

I'll be up.
- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

- I'm going to bed.
- All right, sleep well.

- Well done today.
- Thank you.

Don't leave it a mess.
Make sure everything's tidy.

All right, see you.

Oh, my God.

All right, we're tiring out.

Goodnight.

And I always
say how you start your day

dictates your day.

So I try to wake up and
meditate every single day.

There's a lot of energy,
output, output, output.

And I have to be
on the whole time.

It's not like I can
be like, eh, well.

God, they'll, like,
make their own breakfast.

So it's like meditate,
lemon water, coffee.

Good morning.
How are you?

- Good, how are you?
- Yeah, good.

Just to let you
know that breakfast

is set up inside,
because I thought

it was going to be a bit cold.
- Sure.

What a lovely
morning, though.

Yes.

Lewis, Lewis, can you meet
me on the aft deck, please?

Copy that.

Just want to give you a
plan for this morning, mate.

OK. So we're gonna pull
the anchor up at 9:45.

Mm-hmm.

We're gonna head to our
anchorage for an adventure.

The next guest activity
isn't till 2:30.

The guests are going
caving in Valldal.

- Mm-hmm.
- Who will be going ashore?

I'm gonna send
Nathan and Kyle.

- All right. Thanks, mate.
- No worries.

Yesterday it was
an absolute sh-- show.

No, I've never
in my whole life--

I mean, no, I didn't mean
that you was a sh-- show.

- Yeah.
- At breakfast today,

I don't want the same
mistake again.

I need Jess to trust me,
feel comfortable.

And hopefully we can
move forward from there.

Considering what we've got,
we did really well.

I think you haven't
had your coffee yet.

- I've had three.
- Oh, my God.

OK, gentlemen.

Commence anchoring, please.

Copy that.

Wow, look at that.
It's beautiful. Look.

It's very Switzerland,
isn't it?

And like the green and
the snow in the background--

I've never been to Switzerland.

But this is what I imagine
it would look like.

You just expect to hear,
like, ♪ yodel-ay-hee-hoo

And that's now
anchor in the pocket.

Thank you.

Time to next anchorage,
hour 45.

Morning, sweetie.

Do you want a coffee?
- Yeah.

Sure?

Yeah, my stomach's
still----ed up.

I'm worried that I'm gonna
have a bad reputation

on this boat now.

It's my job to
make sure you're OK.

I do.
But like I'm fine.

On my old boats,
if someone, you know, was sick,

they were, like, generally
faking it to get out of work.

Do you want to go
get some breakfast?

I don't want to eat.
Like, I can't.

I'm scared that
Faye thought that

I was faking it in some way.

So I'm gonna do what
I need to

to show her
that wasn't the case.

I put the pot and I thought
it went on and it didn't.

They're all
sitting at the table.

You need tongs and there's
your honey, honey.

- Good morning.
- Thank you.

I could use a nap.

The struggle is so real
for me right now.

- I need a coffee.
- Yeah.

Anybody, eggs at all?

I'll do over easy, please.

- Over easy.
- I'll do that, too.

- I'll do the same.
- Over hard.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

Katie, how do
you like your eggs?

Not wet.

Over easy, over easy, over
hard, over easy, over easy.

Everyone likes their eggs
completely differently.

Poached, fried,
scrambled, omelet,

and you don't want to,
like, screw up the eggs

first thing in the morning.

And then people have got
a bad taste in their mouth.

OK, we got over hard egg here.

I remember I had an owner
that liked her eggs over easy.

And you had to
have them perfect.

There could be no brown.

It gave me
nightmares for years,

because you feel very tested
by 9:00 in the morning.

We got a stack of meat.

Never turn down
a plate of meat.

Over hard eggs?

Looks amazing.

- Bacon's delicious.
- Yes.

All crew, all crew--

10 minutes out from anchoring.
10 minutes out from anchoring.

- Cap.
- Hey, boys.

Are these just other ferries,
just go back and forth?

- Yeah, man.
- How far away are we?

- 10 minutes.
- Are we gonna be able

to get the water toys out?

Yep, give us 40 minutes.

I'm gonna go
put my trunks on.

Stand by, two shots,
port anchor.

Two shackles,
port anchor, standing by.

Release.

That's two shackles.

That waterline
currently up and down.

OK, guys.
I'm happy with that.

Lock her down, please.
Anchor ball up.

Yes, sir.

Maybe just go do
cabins with Kasie.

OK.

I'm gonna tell the
guests about the day.

All right.

So, as you requested
in your preference sheet,

you're gonna be going caving.
- Yeah.

Yay!

- Is that OK with everyone?
- Great, perfect.

That's fine.

- All right.
- OK now I'm nervous.

Let's get those towels out.
Kayaks are easy.

Let's get the kayaks out.

Well, let's get
the sea bobs in.

All right, who's
gonna go on the kayak?

- Let's go.
- Ah!

Oh, my God, Rick.

Rick's a big guy.

All crew, all crew--

that's two guests
away on the kayak.

Yes, do they have on a vest?

- Nope.
- What?

Hey, buddy, I think
you should turn around.

Can you turn around for me,
for your vest?

Hey, he can just
take them to him, bro.

Nathan just has to shut up and
listen instead of just always

having something to say.

Y'all know who's
running this program?

Boom.
Problem solved.

Coming up...

Kasie, Kasie, could you
please come to the bridge?

...of possibly some people
being inappropriate.

It's unacceptable.

All crew, all crew--
that's four guests away

on water toys, four guests.

We're doing with vests
with----ing kayaks and sh--?

In these conditions,
I'd say it doesn't matter.

Yeah, it's not like
the tide's ripping.

- Yeah, sure.
- You know?

- Yep.
- Trained lifeguard.

Look at how smell
that jellyfish is.

Catch it.

This is gonna be a good test.

We can tell the guests
if they sting or not.

These kind don't sting.

Eat it.

Don't do it.

Don't, no.

No, no, no.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh, my--I was joking.

Who would eat a jellyfish?

Wasn't bad, just salty.

I wonder if it stung
him a bit on the way in?

Done.

And on the way out.

Can I help you with anything?

Kasie, I'm all set
down here, though.

We all good?

Can we just
have a quick chat?

Sure.

Hey, I heard that you were
just shouting at the guests

about life rafts.

Oh, I didn't shout
at them directly.

I just told them I think
it's best they turn around.

It's no biggie.

My way of leadership
might not be the best.

Let's be honest,
I try and avoid conflict.

- Sure.
- Thanks, mate.

A previous crew member once
had an intervention with me

because I needed to stop
being the devil's advocate.

Oh, my goodness.

Athlete, buddy.

It's so hard to get up.

Ladies, so yesterday was
an absolute sh-- show.

Because you stepped up
so well yesterday...

- Yeah.
- And I know you're gonna love

this excursion.

Do you wanna go caving?

Yes. Anything that has to do
with, like, hikes and stuff.

Oh, or exhilaration.

All right.

Love you girls.

Has anyone got a problem
with claustrophobia?

No.

No? Enjoy your trip
into the cave today.

Cave?
Cave man.

Nathan seeks
a lot of attention.

- You guys ready?
- Let's go!

I'm excited!

Oh, that's for me?

Oh, I thought
that was for me.

Sorry.
- Oh, thank you.

Save a life.

It's so cringey
it's not even funny.

Hasta la vista, my guys. Yay.

Have fun, guys.

Guests are all off.
Everyone is off the boat.

Copy, copy.

All guests off the boat.

I've never done anything
like Norway before.

It is breathtaking.

I'm super-stoked because
nowhere else in the world

has beauty and
adventure like this.

I can't wait for this.

The guests are really hyped
up about this adventure.

We're gonna be hiking
to the edge of a cliff.

And you have to rappel down
into the belly of the cave.

It's gonna be so fun.

Helmet first.

You're definitely gonna fall.

Normally with my guests,
I would, you know,

take them out, go on the
jet skis, wake-boarding--

nothing like this.

Take this through,
both carabiners through.

Yeah, this is the first
time I'm actually with guests

who have on all their clothes.

All right, can I get
a professional here?

Come on, bros.

Is there gonna be an
escalator on the way down?

No.

- This is awesome.
- Nope, can't say that.

Out of breath.

Tired already.

- Ready?
- No.

I'm coming.
I'm coming.

- Ooh!
- That's what she said.

We are gonna go down here
to the entrance of the cave.

Bros, you coming down here?

The first part you clip
on to the upper rope.

We go down, OK?

- Can't say no.
- Can't not do it.

The rope will always be
attached to your carabiner.

You've got this.

Katie, you look awesome.

OK, you're good.

Oh, Wonder Woman.

Hey!

Can you stay close to me?

Good job, fam.
We got through the beginning.

I see this. That would be
something like fat or--

- Grease.
- Yeah, exactly.

Or it could be anything.
It's from food.

That's just a degreaser
you got there?

It's a dry cleaning agent,
with some vinegar.

Just rug it off and there'll
be no stain there afterwards.

You don't think
it ever bothers anybody

that everything smells
like vinegar on here?

There's worse things on a
boat that smell than vinegar.

- What I was thinking--
- Yeah?

When they get back, I can
make homemade hot chocolate,

and maybe throw
in a bit of rum.

Warm cookies, straight
out of the oven.

Yes!
Let's do it.

What's the birthday vibes?

Birthday vibes,
I just got a few balloons.

OK.

Two nights with four hours'
sleep, I'm not gonna be cute.

I don't wanna see that.

We're going to the
center of the earth.

Dude, this is awesome.

Have you ever lost
anybody in this cave?

Are there stairs?

Oh, my gosh, it's so dark.

I think I just
pulled my kidney.

Oh, this is beautiful.

Look at this.

This is awesome down here.

You're free to explore
wherever you want.

- Oh, my God.
- We have our cathedral.

- This is amazing.
- You guys want some water?

I got water.
I got gum.

I got menthols.
- I'll have a water.

Sure. Call me mom.
Yeah, I don't mind.

Moms are powerful, man.

Like, think of anything
someone could be perfect at.

And then think of my mom.

Exactly, she's
the best, actually.

I'm with you.

I want to go upstairs.

I'm trying to figure
out foothold here.

This actually is cool.

I've never done anything
like this in my life.

Growing up,
we were always poor

and never had the chance
to even go

on a vacation anywhere.

Every time I wake up,
like I can't believe

I'm at where I'm at.

And I've gotten here today,
practically on my own.

So I'm proud of
myself on that one.

It's eerie.

Man, look at the way that
sh-- lifts up her ass, man.

Stop looking at that.

Careful,
these last two steps here.

- All right.
- Come on.

Hey, we're having our first
candlelit cave adventure,

I guess.

All right, dude.

I'm all for good banter.

Kiss her!

But then when it
starts crossing a line...

Kiss her!

Please don't keep going.

Just a bit on the cheek.
There you go.

Aww.

- Coming up...
- Banana pancakes.

Whoa.

- There's no plates.
- Are you joking?

We've forgotten the plates.

Like, no.

- Kiss her!
- All right, dude.

Kiss her!
Just on the cheek.

There you go.
- Aw.

Unfortunately, there's
gonna be situations

you get into where guests
will do something that could

be potentially inappropriate.

No way.

And you have to know
how to deal with it

in a professional manner.

And I don't think Kyle
dealt with it well.

- Can we get out of here?
- All right, I'm going down.

I got you.
One at a time.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

That's awesome.

There's still
beers on the boat?

Yes, and I'm very excited
for your birthday celebration.

- Oh, is that tonight?
- Oh.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

Now we gotta get back up.

- Oriana.
- Yeah?

Will you help me put
the balloons up, please?

- Yeah.
- I hope the wind

doesn't blow them away.

Wait, balloon down,
balloon down.

- Oh.
- Being on a yacht

for my 40th birthday
would be pretty sweet.

Give me a second.
- OK.

Sorry.

I'm only 27 right now.

So at age 40, I wanna
have made it.

Just hold that one.

Yeah, I just don't want
to get it twisted apart.

Which means that I have
13 years to either marry

someone rich,
sue someone rich...

Let her rip, tater chip.

Oh, I heard it.

All crew, all crew--
that's tender

approaching in two minutes.

Copy, copy.

Guests are two minutes out.

Two minutes out.

Oriana, can you
get the towels ready?

They're here now.

Hi, guys.
Welcome back.

Thank you.

- How was the adventure?
- It was great.

- Hello. Hello. Thank you.
- Yeah, pleasure.

What an excursion.
That was awesome.

- Was it good?
- I've got to go pee so bad.

Hey, girls.
How's it going?

- Good.
- Good.

- Go take a break.
- You're good?

- Yeah.
- OK.

Just--that's enough.

Do you wanna--I don't
if it say so.

Are you ready for the best
hot chocolate of your life?

- Yes.
- And the best cookies.

- Is there booze in it?
- Yes, there's alcohol in it.

Yay.

- Thank you.
- And everything was good?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

- She did it.
- She did it!

Katie, did it.
- Today, you can do anything.

- Not bad.
- Cheers.

We did it, guys.

My body hurts, Kate.

We're proud of you, Katie.

Were they OK when
walking around the cave?

Oh, no, dude.

It was a great
time, though, dude.

That was an awesome experience.

Cool.

You can go get some rest now.

You've got the graveyard shift.

We have to get
ready for dinner.

Prior to freshen up?

Yeah, 100%.

- You joining us for dinner?
- Yeah.

It's gonna be a party tonight.
- You done for the night?

Mm-mm.
I just have an hour.

That's the life.

Have you ever been
on a boat before?

Not yacht,
never been on a yacht.

It's all brand new for me.
I'm trying to keep up.

It's a lot.

They gave me super short
shorts, which is cool.

That's why I kind of thought
you were European at first.

'Cause of the shorts?

I didn't hear you speak.

But the first time
I saw you, I thought you

were definitely from the UK.

Blimey, I'm from the UK.

"Harry Potter"
and tea and crumpets.

Look at me in my short shorts.

Sounds like
a British--a Brit.

- Look at me?
- Lucky you.

I don't even know
what he's saying.

Where's my necklace?

Can we go upstairs?

- Bling, bling.
- OK, you're ready.

Copy that.

As a chef, for me, my
provisions are everything.

Here in Norway, all this
fresh seafood is beautiful.

And they said they
wanted steak both nights.

This is what the guests want.

This is what Norway
has to offer.

We're gonna marry the
two and make some magic.

Aw, we got a little
nautical theme.

Oh, it feels so good up here.

Everyone looks very nice.

Ready for drinks and dinner?

Absolutely.

Guests are up,
prepare to plate.

OK, moving.

Kasie, can you do water?

I'll do water right now.

Well, done, Kasie.

Do you need me up here or do
you want to do some laundry?

Yeah, laundry please.

Happy birthday.

Can't wait to see
what 50 looks like.

Oh, Everest.

We're climbing Everest.
- No, you're not doing it.

60th birthday, Mars?

You're on
the Mercury right now.

How do you have
a party in outer space?

You just blew--

You just "planet."

Oriana?

Let's all serve
together tonight.

Where's Kasie?
Can you radio, please?

Kasie, galley.

- Sorry, guys.
- For what?

For my radio.

Going to area for the guests.

Well, now you should
apologize, because that was--

That was way too loud.

- Let's make a move.
- Wait, wait.

She's coming.
She's coming.

It's a fast pace,

and I don't think
people understand

what goes into timing
and execution

and all that kind of stuff,
so right now,

I need all hands on deck.

The food is hot.
Let's roll, people.

Let's roll.
- Yes.

Quickly, sunshine.

OK, here we go.

I did run.
I ran.

- Hello.
- Chef.

How are you beautiful
people doing this evening?

- Great.
- Perfect.

Oh, it's beautiful.

OK, so tonight
to start, we've got

pulpo with a little bit
of smoked paprika,

Seville oranges, cumin Serrano,
cauliflower puree

and a bit of mint.
- Love that.

Getting octopus right
is a----ing mission.

You want it to be crispy on
the outside and then soft

on the inside.

You don't want it to
taste like a tire.

- It tastes phenomenal.
- Awesome.

Well, bon appétit.
Don't let it get cold.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, Jess.

It tastes like chicken.

Best chef I've ever had.

Well done.

Well done, you.

- It's really good.
- Mussels.

Capitan.

Good'day.

- What's popping?
- We're going out there

just to check on the guests.
- OK, sure.

- This is really good.
- Really good.

Oh, yeah.

- Would you like me to open?
- Yes.

- Yes, please.
- OK.

- Saber.
- We want you to saber it.

Can you saber it?

Captain sabers?

I've only seen it on YouTube.

I'll give it a go.
- Yeah.

Yeah!
Give it a go.

I've never sabered
a bottle before.

But in my career...

I've been struck
by lightning.

Cap, sir.

So I think I can saber
a bottle of----ing champagne.

You gotta say some words.

Release the Kraken?

- Well done.
- Enjoy.

- I'll see you for dessert?
- Yes.

Yes.

It's sunset now.

All right, let's get this in.

- Yeah.
- Going in, man.

Going in.

OK.

Damn.
We did it in the wrong order.

These go on the wall
behind the kayak.

Yeah.

Mother----er

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

So cold.

Interior, interior,

please can
I have an update on service?

Hey, we're missing
some forks on the table.

- Are we?
- Yeah, I just noticed.

- Well done.
- Girls, girls, can I plate?

That's why we should always
have some forks on that...

- I know.
- Server thing just in case.

Interior, interior.

I just wanted to follow
up on the dinner vibe.

What's happening
with the guests?

I'm getting nothing, crickets.

Where are we at?
Have you cleared starter?

We're just dealing
with something right now.

I can't hear you.

If you're on the radio,
I can't hear you.

Wow.

When I call for help,
that's because I

need it in that moment,
not in 10 minutes.

It's like, hello,
I need to know

what the is going on.

- Coming up...
- So tell us about

the excursion today.
- It was cool.

- It was a great experience.
- Did you hear

what happened, though?

Kyle tried to
make out with her.

Interior, interior,
I just wanted to follow up

on the dinner vibe.

What's happening
with the guests?

Faye, Faye, can you hear me?

Hi, I'm here.
I'm sorry.

Yeah, cleared. Sorry.

It's been a bit hectic, sorry.

More communication, OK.

- For all that stuff.
- Yeah.

'Cause I've got
the steaks going cold.

They're all busy.

- OK.
- Tell them to be

in the galley in two minutes.
- I've had so many different

types of chefs in the past--

stressy chefs, moody chefs,
chefs that don't wanna cook,

chefs that can't cook.

Jess is a great chef.

But I'm not here
to argue with you.

Just do your job,
get on with it.

All interior, can you come
to the galley to do service?

We'll do the--get into the
white site literally right

before we get into the port.
- Okay.

So, guys, as you
can see, some of them

are bigger than others.

So the big ones
are for the guys.

I mean, you got four hours sleep.

I think it was three hours.

Make sure the
meat's facing them.

Please tell me
this is risotto.

- I think it is.
- I think it is.

Yeah.

Ooh, look at that
all together.

For main course
this evening,

we have a lemon
and truffle risotto

with filet mignon, grilled
asparagus, and a little bit

of truffle cream on top.

all: Thank you.

- Thank you, Jess.
- Thank you, thank you.

I mean, this looks
perfectly cooked.

I'm saving that
bite for last.

- That filet is absurd.
- It looks great.

- Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
- Stupid good.

OK, all is good in the hood.

Hey, Lewis, I want to finish
you early--

- OK.
- And then have

you start at 6:00.

- OK.
- OK.

Go on, man, get some sleep.
- Thank you.

Thank you for adapting.

It's all right.

I've not seen you girls
in your black shirt.

Oh, really?

Or not noticed, I don't know.

You aren't awake?

Yeah, that might be it.

- Looks good.
- Thank you.

Lewis reminds me of
like an innocent little

like, British puppy.

It's nice that he's a gentleman
and not a total douche bag,

like most yachties.

- Well, I'm off to bed. Night.
- Good night.

See you in the morning.

- How is everything?
- This is so good.

- She's a magician.
- Best chef I've ever had.

My hammy's real sore
after that escapade.

That was a----ing workout.

We shouldn't have climbed
in that cave today, guys.

We have kids at home.

She knows.

- Cheers.
- Cheers, guys.

Love your bodies.
- Happy birthday to you.

Jess, dinner has
gone down amazingly.

So just giving
you the heads up.

Hopefully, I've delivered
clear communication, OK, Jess?

Copy.
I'm gonna grab the cake.

Copy.

Oriana, come in.

Copy from Oriana.

Are you heading to
bed soon, 'cause I really want

to deliver the birthday cake
with us as well.

Copy that, Faye,
I'll be right there.

We're gonna start
singing, people.

Are you ready?
- With just cutting the cake--

we'll dish it out
and then you sit down

and I'll give you one as well.

♪ Happy birthday to you

My 40th birthday
was also on a yacht.

But I was working.

We've just got
a moist chocolate cake.

- It's a moist--
- Ohh!

- Oh, you did it on purpose.
- I'm sorry.

You opened that door.

If you're gonna
do a chocolate cake,

you gotta make it moist.

Just say cake.

Because nobody
likes a dry chocolate cake

on their birthday.

- Birthday cake, that's it.
- Birthday cake.

Finished.

Hey!
all: Hey!

Thanks for having me.

You just gonna
leave me hanging?

Oh, sorry, man.

I thought you wanted
me to give me a tip.

To Cap.

- Cap.
- To the Cap.

- Thank you very much...
- Thank you.

- For the awesome times.
- Cheers.

Cheers.
- Right here.

I'm not ready to go.

Your crew is awesome,
though, seriously, Cap.

- Most of them, right?
- They're so good.

- Every single one.
- No, everyone.

- They're so good.
- What up, buddy?

What's up, man?

- Sleep good?
- Yeah.

Good enough.

You're gonna be up until sun.

00, so whenever sun rises.

Sun's out pretty
much all day, so--

So tell us about
the excursion today.

Did you guys get looked after?

- Absolutely.
- Yes.

- Nathan went above and beyond.
- All three were great.

Just ask Kasie.
all: Ohh!

Oh, come on, Kasie,
what do you got?

Uh-oh.

Do you care to elaborate?

Kyle, you gotta
slow down, guy.

Kasie had to put up with him.

What do you mean
put up with him?

He was trying to
make out with her.

Guys.

Coming up...

I don't want Kyle
going to the guests

and making them
feel uncomfortable.

Boom. Boom.

I need you to keep
an eye on him very closely.

OK.

Kyle, you've gotta
slow down, guy.

Kasie had to put up with him.

What do you mean,
put up with him?

He was trying to
make out with her.

Guys.

All right, now we
gotta talk serious.

- They're puppies.
- No.

- Uh-oh.
- Yes.

Nope.

Uh-oh.

Absolutely nothing happened.

Just his silly jokes.

I'm trying to keep
my game face on,

but inside, I'm on fire.

Well, thanks for
hanging out with us, Cap.

- Yeah, man.
- Hey, thank you, guys.

I need to go and
have my rest now.

Good night.
- Good night, Cap.

Good night, mate. Goodnight.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Never in my career
of yachting

have I ever had to deal
with crew

acting inappropriately
in front of guests.

- Have an awesome night.
- Thanks, Cap.

Sleep well.

And I'll get to
the bottom of it.

Uh-oh.
He's ready to go tomorrow.

- Can we go inside?
- All right, what do you think?

Comfy clothes?
- Gotta go inside.

I wanna tell you this joke.

Yeah, go on,
tell me the joke.

How do you call a cat?

By its name.

Here, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty.

How do you call a deaf cat?

Here, kitty, kitty!

Jess!

- You're lucky they're just
- ing outside.

Ugh.

- It's so stupid.
- Oh, my God.

I didn't shower last night.

- You didn't have a shower?
- No.

It was in the contract,
you know.

What?

In the boat contract,
said crew members

will shower once every day.

Oh, sh--
Am I fired?

Probably.

- What are we doing now?
- "Twister."

- I'm not playing "Twister."
- Come on.

OK, so with the table
decorations, all the bags

go in there.

You can pool for breakfast.

OK. Good luck.

Brushing your hair, curling
your hair, ironing your hair,

skipping, peeling a banana.

Ouch. Ugh.

All right, game over, bedtime.

- Peace.
- How's it going?

- Shouldn't we?
- No.

- It's her idea.
- Terrible idea.

That is not my idea.

These guests need to
cool it with the whole me

and Kyle thing,
it's not gonna happen.

Night-night.
Bedtime.

Just give up and go to bed.

It's bedtime.

Lucky you.

I grew up watching
"The Golden Girls."

I'd probably put
Kasie as Blanche,

the little slooty one that
likes to have fun, get loose.

Good night.

Hey, I might as well
test the waters.

Blah.

Well, good morning.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

How are you?

- Hey, Faye.
- Hey, Rick.

Okie-dokie.

No, I'm just talking
to my orange juice.

I've got abandonment issues.

So sorry, buddy.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna go work
it out with him.

- Is everyone up?
- Everyone's up.

We're gonna do brunch
at about 11:00.

So if you could just
finish the table,

everything's good to go.

So I've got my
radio if you need me.

OK, sounds good.

Lewis, Lewis, commence
anchoring operations, please.

Start lifting anchor.

Copy that.

Old shackles, water line.

New shackles,
still loading down.

Copy.

Anchoring apart, yeah.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Hey, man.

If you could get the fenders,
get them inflated

on the bow, that'd be great.

Can I leave you with
these two fenders?

So inflate and tie them on.

Can you do this for me?

Can you do that for me?

What do you mean
tie them up, just put

them back in the corner there.

You could put one in
the corner if you want.

Some bosons just walk around
really happy to demand

because they're
in high positions.

Thank you very much.

I just love the fact that he
works with us, you know?

Any questions,
don't hesitate.

Kasie, Kasie, Kerry.

Go ahead.

Could you please
come to the bridge?

Be right there.

We shouldn't call it
a wheelhouse anymore.

We should call it a doghouse,
'cause every time

you go up there,
there's something wrong.

Hello.

Of possibly some people
being inappropriate.

- Inappropriate?
- Yeah.

There was some
flirting going on. Yeah.

- Who was flirting.
- Uh, Kyle.

- With who?
- With me.

- With you?
- Yeah.

It's unacceptable.

- Yeah.
- All right?

- Yeah.
- So did he make you

feel uncomfortable?

I mean, I took it.

But like, you know, the
guests were egging Kyle on.

I think it's just
friendly on his side.

And I was professional.
- But you know, that's not OK.

You shouldn't be put
in that position,

and we have standards
on the vessel. OK?

The guests, if they
want us to be part

of their fun, that's great.

But there's a line.
Kyle crossed the line.

You know, a woman should
never be put in a position

she's uncomfortable.

And doing stuff
in front of people

makes them more uncomfortable.

And they're more likely
to tolerate it 'cause they

don't wanna create a scene.

That's a horrible
place to put somebody.

If you ever feel uncomfortable,

come talk to me.
- I will.

- OK?
- Yeah. Got it.

Is there anything I can
do for the situation?

- Got it. All right.
- All right. Thank you.

Thank you.

- I don't wanna go, guys.
- I know.

Did the anchors
come up already?

I didn't hear them.

- I think that has to happen.
- Before we move?

- Before we start to go.
- Yeah.

Max speed, Cap.

- Warp speed?
- Oh, yeah.

So two platters for benedict,
a platter for bacon,

a platter for sausage.
I would say six platters.

Do you want us--just me--

You'll grab the platters?

- Yeah.
- Great.

This is a little weird.

I shouldn't be the
one assisting Kasie.

I was her boss.

She should be
the one assisting me.

I'm second Stew.

I mean, that's the job
that I was hired for.

Will you pull that, though?

I...think.

All right, my homie.

OK.

Thank you.

You know what we never did?

Flip cup or 40 hands
on the boat.

Oh, I wonder if they
do have 40s, though.

- You want me to have them sit?
- Yeah.

I can ask. Oriana?

- Go ahead.
- Hey, can you sit

the guests, please?

All right.

- Rando, but real.
- Go for it.

Do you have 40s on the boat?

We don't, but I can tape
a bunch of coronas together.

That was the
best answer ever.

I haven't seen them.
How about this?

Why don't you guys come eat.

And while you're doing that,
I can see what we can do.

- Done.
- Challenge half-accepted.

If anyone from
the deck team is free,

could they meet
me in the galley?

Kyle, Kyle, Lewis.

Can you meet Oriana
in the galley?

Copy, copy, copy, copy, copy.

This is what
yachting is all about,

figuring out what
makes the guests happy

and delivering it,
no matter what it may be.

I used to be in the circus.
I was a stilt-walker.

So I'm more creative.

I really liked just doing
whatever life threw at me.

And that's kind of
what landed me here.

- How is everything?
- Great.

Pancakes.

- Oh, my God.
- Whoa.

Wow.

- Yeah.
- Is there any deck tool

we can turn into,
like, a shot ski?

Um--

- There's no plates.
- Are you joking?

I'll call you in a minute.
I'm sorry.

I'll go look.

- All right.
- OK.

There's no plates.

We're a five star boat
that people are paying

thousands for
an amazing service,

and we've forgotten the plates?

Like, no.

I just need to hear
this out of my own head.

I overlooked it, because
I thought the whole table was

already set for breakfast.

OK.

- I'm sorry.
- Everyone's sorry.

We're gonna make them
happy and it'll be OK.

I'm working on
something upstairs.

You know the ski shot thing?

- What?
- You know, like the thing

where they have like a ski.
- A ski shot?

What the bloody hell's that?
- And they have shots on it.

- Oh, yeah.
- And they kinda flip it.

Do you know what
ski shots are?

- Yeah.
- Is that a thing?

- Yeah.
- Oh, I didn't know that.

I'm gonna try
to make something

if you want to give me
your feedback on it.

Yeah, see,
I've never been skiing.

Youse two go work
on the drinks.

I'll finish with service.

This will only be
a five minute thing.

At 22, he'd probably
be one of your BFFs.

As an adult, still your BFF?

That'd be problematic.

- If you and Kyle were friends?
- Yeah.

Yeah.

Definitely your
little brother, though.

Can't wait to hear that
conversation with your dad.

Oh, yeah.

What were you
doing 24 years ago?

That kid.

If you wanna
speed it along.

I do like taking
my sweet time.

I was being a perfectionist.

But now I'm just going
to make it tacky.

I know.

I want to make sure
that we're on track.

I'm trying.

There you go.

- Perfect.
- So cool.

Yeah, they'll love it.

I'm a very innovative person.

The squeegee shot is one
of the better inventions

I've ever come up with.

Probably doing the booty
chug where you just start it

from the top of the girl's
back and it's just going

straight into your mouth.

Boom, ready?
- We're ready.

We're ready.

I mean, there's a bikini
there to protect it,

so it's OK.

- Oh, yeah that's gonna work.
- Easy.

- OK, That works.
- OK, all good in the hood.

Shotty, shotty, shotty,
shotty, shotty, shotty, shots!

Shots!

Time for shots!

It's shot 30, baby.

So you've had ski shots
before, but you've never had--

- Squeegee shot!
- Squeegee shots, yay!

- That actually works.
- Lewis?

Go ahead, Kerry.

Can you please
come to the bridge?

Copy that.

Last night, the guests
made a comment to me

that there was inappropriate
behavior with the crew

on the shore excursion.
- OK.

Kyle has been
flirting with the girls

in front of the guests.

- Bottoms up.
- Ahh!

Squeegee shots!

- There's a time and a place.
- No, no, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean?

I need to keep a
real close eye on Kyle.

On my boat, there's
a three-strike policy.

This is strike one.

I want you to observe and
report back to me, please.

- OK.
- We all make mistakes.

But if you can't
get your sh-- together

after three times,
your NBO'd, Next Boat Off.

I'm going to address it.

Next time on
"Below Deck Adventure"...

- Yeah!
- Get 'em, Cap.

- Run.
- Engineering, engineering.

We have an engine failure.

I've lost starboard engine.
- Throw it.

To the first charter.

Cheers to Team Mercury.

Oh, my God.

- You did something.
- Ooh!

The guy's slipping
in the abyss, you can see it.

One more drink

and it's lights out.

I will not allow
anyone to be threatened

by another crew member at all.

I'm not gonna
tolerate bullies.

I'm not gonna tolerate
anybody who makes

someone feel uncomfortable.

He's consistently
crossing the line.

He has the right
to explain himself.

But these actions are grounds
for instant dismissal.