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This is to make us seem more like a real couple.

LING

Don't you need to get into character?

"Xia's Baby Zhou"?

Interesting name.

What's the name you entered for me?

Ling's Mumu.

Even runners are faster than us.

The cars behind us keep flashing their headlights.

Can't you speed up a little?

Mumu, do you like men who drive fast?

-Sir. -Ms. Xia.

In a bit, you and Mr. Ling

-will bathe the dog over there. -Film the outdoor scene like this.

-Okay. -Where's Mr. Ling?

Mr. Ling is...

suffering from traveler's diarrhea.

He's using the restroom.

-Diarrhea? -Sorry to make everybody wait.

Mr. Ling Yizhou is suffering from traveler's diarrhea.

Let's give him some time.

Mr. Ling Yizhou is suffering from traveler's diarrhea.

Let's give him some time.

Mr. Ling Yizhou is suffering from traveler's diarrhea.

Let's give him some time.

Traveler's diarrhea?

We're going to give you a bath and you'll be squeaky clean.

Good boy.

-What's that? -Stay.

-Does he need to go to the hospital? -Good boy.

Who said I have traveler's diarrhea?

Sorry to make you all wait. I was changing into this.

Okay, let's start filming.

-Get into place. -Let's go.

Here.

We're just giving Pidan a bath.

Is this outfit necessary?

Pidan?

I named the dog.

I'll hold on to the dog

and you can direct the hose to it from a distance.

Who says I'm afraid of it?

Then you hold it.

Come on.

Hurry up.

Stay, Pidan.

You're getting a rinse.

Why did you spray me? Was that on purpose?

No, I was testing it.

I haven't even turned it on yet. Look.

Ling Yizhou, you did that on purpose!

-I'll do it myself! -No, I really didn't mean to...

I didn't mean to--

-You did it on purpose! -I didn't.

-Let go! Give it to me! -I really didn't mean to.

-You did it on purpose! -No, I didn't.

-Stop spraying me! Get the dog! -You did it on purpose!

Take this!

Here's a payback!

Are you two ready?

-Ready. -Yes.

The live interview begins now.

How long have you and Mr. Ling been together?

That's a secret between me and Mr. Ling.

You didn't seem to know that he's afraid of dogs.

THIS IS SO FAKE

IS IT A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE?

I'm not allowed to have a pet dog at home or the office,

so I have to thank the film crew

for giving us this chance to learn more about each other.

What about Mr. Ling?

How do you rate Xia Lin's performance today?

Her performance today?

I think this is her true self.

It's a different side of her than the one you see on the TV screen.

This is her real self.

She may be cheeky, but I think...

that's cute.

You're so dirty!

How so? I think I'm fine.

Sorry, I forgot to tell you

that the resort has running hot water only until 8:20 p.m.

It's already 8 p.m. now.

The hot water will be shut off in 20 minutes.

There are no cameras in the bathroom.

I'll let you rest now.

Okay, thank you.

Ling Yizhou!

What?

All right, Mumu.

You first.

That's more like it.

Where's the door?

-What door? -The bathroom doesn't have a door!

-This won't fit in the allotted time. -How is it?

What's the big deal? I think it's a nice design.

When I get home, I'm going to take down all the bathroom doors.

It would be so convenient when I...

I mean, it's more convenient for us to go

-to the bathroom. -How is it convenient?

Remember the cameras.

My dear fiancée,

it's just a door.

Why are you making a fuss?

Okay, you must be tired today.

You'll sleep better with an eye mask on.

Can you see?

-Perfect. -I can still hear you.

I'm done. It's your turn.

Mumu?

What smells so good?

Mumu.

-What? -There's no more shampoo.

It's on the bottom half of the shelf.

I can't find it. Can you get it?

Fine, I'll get it for you.

Why didn't you put on clothes first?

It's right here and it's even the Adolph brand.

A towel?

-It's mine. -Whose?

-Mine. -So you're...

Naked.

What happened?

You have no idea how awkward it is.

When I think about having to spend three days and nights with him,

I could just jump into a river.

I can't believe Mr. Ling is such a pervert.

What are you going to do?

I don't know.

This won't end well.

I have a feeling I'm going to screw up.

I will be scolded by netizens.

Feifei, maybe I shouldn't have signed the contract.

Ms. Xia Lin,

there's no time for regrets.

You should be thinking about what to do.

All I know is that I nearly slipped up when we arrived on set.

I didn't even know he's afraid of dogs.

But you're already on the show.

You can't leave now.

Hold on.

I have a message from Ms. Jiang.

During the live interview,

there were already people questioning your relationship.

Photos on set were also leaked.

You and Ling Yizhou don't interact much in private.

-You don't seem like a couple. -You're kidding.

It has been shared over a thousand times. We're working on containing it.

I swear I'm doing my best already.

I'm back, Feifei.

Ms. Xia, it's really not the time to be whining.

You only have one choice right now and that is to carry on.

The public sees the end result.

You're on the show to prove your relationship is real.

Don't let this backfire on you.

There are two days left.

Remember, follow through the act.

"Follow through on the act."

Since you've signed the contract,

you need to play your role as Ling Yizhou's fiancée.

Once this year is over,

you can announce your breakup

and you'll be free once again, right?

Hang in there.

You're right.

I'll do my best.

Got it, Ms. Jiang.

-Let's go over the schedule again. -Okay.

Ms. Xia, what are you doing here?

Miss,

are the cameras filming even while we're sleeping?

No, you're mistaken.

Am I?

Where did you go?

Nowhere.

-What's up? -Nothing.

You must be exhausted.

Let me give you a massage. Lie down.

I'll give you a massage.

-Lie down. Come on. -Sure.

That feels so good.

Enjoy it.

Mumu, are you tired?

No, I'm not tired at all.

-Mumu, let's go to sleep. -Get off!

Sleep in the tub!

Good night.

-Chu Yan! -Chu Yan!

Chu Yan!

-It's so noisy. -I love you!

Chu Yan!

Chu Yan!

-Chu Yan, I love you! -Huohuo! I love you!

-Look over here! -Huohuo!

-I love you, Chu Yan! -I like you so much!

Chu Yan!

-I love you so much! -Chu Yan!

-I love you! -Sir, look!

It's Chu Yan!

-Chu Yan? -Look.

What are you doing here?

-All right! We'll get a lot of views! -It really is Chu Yan.

You...

Are you two really engaged?

When did you two meet?

When did you get engaged?

Well...

Are you hiding something from me?

Why else would you be engaged already?

Are you giving up on your acting career?

Stop asking.

I'll tell you later.

Have you had breakfast yet?

I'll make something for you.

Go and get some rest.

Have a seat.

I'm going to see what these two are up to.

-Hello. -Welcome.

Sir, I'm okay with appearing as a special guest.

I don't approve.

We've brought friends of guest stars onto the show before.

-That can improve couple's-- -Sir, here's the problem.

I don't know him. He's not my friend.

Mumu, is he your friend?

Why haven't you ever mentioned him before?

Mr. Ling, aren't you two engaged?

Is this how you treat your fiancée's friend?

Or perhaps you don't respect Xia Lin's friends

because you don't like her?

What the heck are you doing?

Isn't it complicated enough?

I'm here to help you.

Is that true?

Of course not.

My friends are your friends, Baby Zhou.

I guess I'll consider you a friend.

We'll do what was suggested.

We'll go ahead and arrange for the next segment.

The film crew won't be supplying lunch today.

-What? -Our two male guests here will be cooking.

You will be tasting their dishes.

Our show could really need a superstar like you.

This episode is going to be a hit.

I have one condition though.

-Tell me what you need. -Here's the thing.

Ling Yizhou and I will both cook for Xia Lin.

She will have to guess who cooked which dish.

I think that will create some suspense

and also show the reality of couples, which is what your program aims to do.

Any problems with that?

-No. -Not at all.

Then, let's do it.

There's no way Yizhou knows what Xia Lin likes to eat.

Finally, you must guess which dish was made by your partner.

Wait, a correction.

There's only one male guest here.

The other is just a friend.

Isn't that right, my friend?

Yes, Baby Zhou.

These chips are sold here too.

Never mind.

Ling Yizhou.

You never eat processed foods.

Mumu likes them.

Are you trying to ruin her acting career?

I'm helping my wife succeed.

-Ling Yizhou, you're really something. -You too.

You shouldn't even be here.

I came here to expose your true colors.

You sound like you're on to something.

I've watched the press conference.

Xia Lin was flustered and completely dazed.

She took the photos just to play along.

You clearly set her up.

Yes, she was flustered and in a daze.

Do you know why?

That was because of the butterflies in her stomach.

Do you want juice?

-Yes. -Yes.

Chips probably pair well with juice.

That's right.

I knew Mumu would like it.

My friend, keep up.

Xia Lin?

Don't you like

-the fragrance of this Adolph shampoo? -Yes.

ADOLPH

Yes, it's quite fragrant.

I'm going to look around somewhere else.

What's your purpose here?

My purpose? I love Mumu.

Bullshit.

The mysterious Mr. Ling, the richest man of Gangdong, is cooking!

He is quick and skilled with a knife.

What has Ms. Xia done to be blessed with this man?

He is the perfect fiancé.

Not only can superstar Chu Yan sing, dance, and act,

he can even cook!

Whose dish will Ms. Xia like more?

We can't wait to see.

We will now have Ms. Xia try each dish in front of her

and guess which one Ling Yizhou made.

Okay, I'm going to eat it now.

Goodness, is this a prank?

How am I supposed to know which one Ling Yizhou made?

Try it and see if you like it.

It's not bad.

Ling Yizhou made this.

Congratulations, Ms. Xia.

She was able to tell just from a simple creamy mushroom soup.

This dish was indeed made by Mr. Ling.

It tastes just like the one we had at the restaurant.

-Do you like it? -It's not bad.

Did you make the one from last time too?

-Did you like it? -Yes.

If you like it,

I'll make it for you every day.

Okay.

Xia Lin.

What kind of spell has he put you under?

My friend,

try it.

No, thank you, Baby Zhou.

Next up, we'll have Ms. Xia

record a segment for our sponsor, Inglemirepharm's.

Then the two of you will have a couple photoshoot.

-Couple photoshoot? Great. -Okay.

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Come over here.

Place your hand here and then give me a haughty look.

A haughty look.

Haughtier.

Put your hand here.

Good.

Here.

Hold the flower higher.

Hey.

It's stuffy here. Mumu, let's go outside.

Let's shoot outside.

Mumu, let's get an outfit change.

Sure.

Hi, I'll have a latte.

Okay, just a moment.

Hello, I'll have a latte.

Okay.

Are you avoiding me?

Are you stalking me?

Is this your ring?

Ring?

It's not mine.

It really isn't.

It has "JF" carved on it, which stands for Jia Fei.

JF doesn't have to stand for Jia Fei.

It could be "Just Fine."

Look, it's not even the right size.

It's clearly not mine.

Mr. Wen,

if you're looking for the owner, you should search harder, right?

Or else you'll seem...

I finally found it.

I've been searching for so long.

Thank you so much, Mr. Wen. You're such a nice person.

Put his coffee on my tab.

You can give him my coffee.

Sure. Thank you.

Don't you want to know what happened that night?

You two don't have any chemistry at all.

What are you even doing here?

We don't have chemistry?

I know.

It might be because we're both engaged for the first time.

Thank you for your concern.

We'll work on it.

All right, my friend. Don't interrupt our photoshoot.

Next up, we'll be taking photos of you two with the dog.

I'll hold the leash.

Let's go.

What a big sacrifice.

Drink!

Hello!

I want the strongest whiskey you have.

Here's your whiskey.

Feifei, you ordered the whole bottle?

This is very expensive. I'm not paying for it.

It's my treat.

All right. To our best screenwriter.

Why worry so much?

Just be happy.

You can say that again.

Hello, Ms. Jiang?

Do you need me there right now?

All right, I...

I'll be there soon.

Feifei?

Ms. Jiang says she needs to see me urgently

and wants me to head over now.

-Go on. -What about you?

Why don't you come with me?

You go on.

Why don't you wait here?

I'll call Yuyuan over to get you.

I'll come back if I finish early.

-Okay. -You have to stop drinking.

-Swear on it. -I swear.

Sir.

Don't serve her any more alcohol.

Okay.

Don't drink anymore.

I'm leaving now.

Okay.

Bye.

Ms. Xia has left.

Okay.

-Is she okay? -Ma'am, are you all right?

Who are you calling "ma'am"?

Call me miss!

-You're drunk. I'll get a taxi for you. -What taxi?

You better explain.

Explain what?

You better...

That's embarrassing.

She's even puking on him.

-That's right. -Hey.

-My goodness. -Where do you live? Don't fall asleep!

I'm sorry. I didn't know where else to take you.

Stand up.

Be careful.

Hey.

Don't move, my dear.

I want something from you.

Miss, what are you doing?

I didn't know I was such an indecent person.

You were drunk.

Pidan?

ROMANTIC DEPARTURE

Pidan didn't follow us.

You're so immature.

Hey.

Do you really like Xia Lin?

Yes.

-Why don't I believe you? -Believe what you want.

-Wait-- -Get in.

Yizhou.

Just wait.

Did you see my note?

Yes.

A piece of candy was on top of it.

Candy?

Duty calls. May we never meet again.

No, it's not like that.

I'm not that petty.

There's no meaning to that candy.

This is what happened.

Mr. Wen?

Let's just pretend nothing ever happened.

How's that?

Ms. Jia, I...

Then what do you want?

I think

we can

get to know more about each other.

No, thank you.

I have to go. Bye.

I'm warning you.

Don't let anybody else know about this.

Otherwise...

I'll stick to you

like a con artist.

Chu Yan left?

-When did he leave? -In the afternoon, before dinner.

He left before dinner?

All right, thank you.

Why did he leave?

How strange.

Why isn't he picking up?

Ling Yizhou is a sly fox.

You must protect yourself.

I don't know how you two made it so far,

but I'm sure you have your reasons.

If it's your decision,

I will fully support it.

Xiaolinzi, keep it up.

What? How could he leave without telling me?

What a terrible friend you are, Chu Yan.

What made you so angry that you tossed your phone?

It's none of your business.

What if your phone broke?

I won't be able to reach you.

Or what if you damaged the table?

In the end, I would have to pay for the damages.

As your fiancé, I bear joint responsibility.

Ling Yizhou.

Would you keep secrets from your best friend?

I don't have any friends.

Nonsense. Everybody has friends.

Let's go. Come with me.

Where are we going?

This place is beautiful.

Did you prepare this?

It's pretty here,

but it's too bad that we have to leave tomorrow.

If you like it here,

we don't have to leave.

You must be kidding.

You're the boss of Lingshi Group.

How can you stay here with me on vacation?

I'll go where you go.

Look, the Well Mansion.

Do you see it?

It's those few stars that look like a well when connected together.

It's part of the Gemini constellation.

It's the first constellation of the Vermilion Bird,

Guardian of the South.

It seems you're not just an ignorant, airheaded actress.

When was I ever ignorant and airheaded?

Mumu?

Why did you become an actress?

I did poorly in school when I was a kid.

I didn't have many friends either.

I felt like there wasn't anything special about me.

Later on, I played the part of Cinderella in a play

and everybody applauded me.

That feeling of confidence and acknowledgment

stayed with me for a long time.

I worked my way up step by step

and finally became an actress.

Through my roles,

I've had a taste of happiness, sorrow,

and all the experiences of life.

I feel as if I've lived many different lives.

It's an incredible feeling.

Would you still be content with acting in minor roles?

What's wrong with minor roles?

Even if I only appear in one scene,

I will still take it seriously.

I believe you will become

the world's best actress.

Ling Yizhou.

Thank you.

For what?

Thank you

for taking part in this show with me.

Mr. Fu,

I heard you were college classmates with Ling Yizhou.

Wasn't that fun?

I made a smart wardrobe choice today.

You just wait, Ling Yizhou.

-Just wait. -What?

I'll get you back.

Why did you name it Pidan?

It's a strange story.

I once had a dream

that I had a dog that looked just like it

and it was called Pidan.

Let go of me. Just tell him you like him.

-Why are you doing this to me? -Come here!

He's mine. You can't steal him from me, you bitch.

I'll teach you not to mess with me!

Help!

-Xia Lin's acting is amazing. -Help!

-If Zhen Baohui didn't tell me about it, -Help!

I would think this is real.

-You can scream all you want. -Help!

-I already cleared the area. -Help!

It's just you and me here.

Help!

Help!

Subtitle translation by Renee Luk