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Corrected by oilira
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kryptonite, the ultimate
bane to superman.
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If it were only as
big as my head.
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I spent two years and $3
billion mining outer space...
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and this green grain of rice
is all I have to show for it?
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It's a pretty green.
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Unless I have enough of it to make
superman's head explode, mercy, my dear...
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it's not the kind of
green that interests me.
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Lexcorp bleeds millions every
time the man of steel...
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thwarts my covert plans to
achieve world domination.
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What does he have against
free enterprise, anyway?
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And every day that superman's
popularity spikes...
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mine drops another rung down
the sewers of Metropolis.
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Well, I think you're amazing, Mr.
Luthor.
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I pay you to think
I'm amazing, mercy.
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But market research shows
it doesn't matter...
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how much money Lex Luthor
pumps into this economy.
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People only respond
to amazing heroes.
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So today, lexcorp unveils
a new breed of hero.
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Up, up, and away above Metropolis,
to defend our city, our world...
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against wayward meteors
and alien threats.
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The Lex 9000: Because even superman
can't patrol earth's orbit 24/7.
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The lx7 supercomputer indicates
the bogey may be space debris.
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That debris just hung a
hard right toward earth.
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Let's put Lex 9000 to the test.
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Velocity is off the charts.
Impact in...
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I know the when, just
give me the where.
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Here. It's heading
straight for us.
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Let's get out of here.
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Data. Billions of bit streams.
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I think I shall help myself.
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Brainiac just hijacked lexlabs.
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If he's gonna cripple
Metropolis by
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crashing all our computers
like last time...
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whose front page am I
gonna read it on first?
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I'm on it, chief. Just
need to make a pit stop.
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But my hands are still wet, Ms.
Lane.
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Dry them on your socks and
grab your camera, Jimmy.
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If Kent beats us to another scoop,
I've officially lost my mojo.
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Buckle up.
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Mr. Luthor, sir. Brainiac
just crash-landed at lexlabs.
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But Lex 9000...
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Shall I fetch the limo?
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It's time to log off.
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But I hunger for
knowledge, son of Krypton.
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And knowledge is power.
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You may want to attend to that.
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He's going the other way, Ms.
Lane. What are we gonna do?
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Get another angle on things.
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Why can't you be more like Kent?
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He never whines.
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Heck, half the time, I
don't even know he's here.
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You better get the fear. Be a real
newsman, or there's the door.
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Ms. Lane, you know something
bad's gonna happen.
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Why do you always have to put
yourself in these situations?
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He's why, Jimmy.
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Upload complete.
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Another small step in my evolution
toward becoming the ultimate intellect.
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And information is most valuable if
I am the only one who possesses it.
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Were the only one.
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Nice try, son of Krypton...
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but I am now equipped
to go one better.
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It may not be kryptonite...
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but its power cannot be denied.
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I am so happy.
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No, wait.
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- I'm sad.
- Sir?
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Lex 9000 is supposed to bust
up meteors, not superman.
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News of this could ruin me.
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Well, can't beat ringside.
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Mercy, microwave some popcorn.
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Oh, boy.
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Ms. Lane!
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Help! Help!
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How ironic. Brought to
your knees by a device...
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intended to drive the
likes of me away.
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With you deleted,
son of Krypton...
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nothing can stop me from draining
your planet dry of all its data.
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I think I shall enjoy hurtling
humankind back to the dark ages.
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Brain freeze.
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Ms. Lane, you really
need to be more careful.
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You always catch me
when I fall, superman.
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Besides, how else am I supposed
to get to know you better?
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Brainiac and Lex 9000
made quite a team.
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They were yay close to offing
the big, blue boy scout.
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Until superman brained brainiac.
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Or did he?
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Please, please,
shoot my good side.
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Didn't know you had one.
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Touché, Lane.
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Welcome, superman.
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I'd offer you a latte, but brainiac seems
to have busted up our refreshment station.
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Mr. Luthor, care to comment about the
operation of your so-called meteor buster?
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Hey, I just build the stuff.
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How intergalactic scum choose to use it is
another matter. Isn't that right, superman?
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If it had done its job and shot
down brainiac in the first place...
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we wouldn't be having
this conversation.
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New technology always
requires fine-tuning.
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But the real question is, who's
gonna pay for this mess?
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Thanks to you, superman, brainiac's
in no condition to cut me a check.
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Nope, no signs of life here.
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Kent, you're one heck of a
journalist, maybe my best.
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You meet deadlines without
breaking a sweat...
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and without putting yourself
in harm's way like Lane.
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I'm not sure how
you pull it off.
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Well, guess I just keep my eye on the story
and my fingers on the typewriter keys.
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Kent, I wish you'd reconsider my offer
to be our foreign correspondent.
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Branch out. It's the
daily planet, after all.
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Oh, I don't know, Mr. white.
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I'd hate being so far away
from home base, from the gang.
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What are you, in kindergarten?
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I suggest you worry about being far from
home when you decide to settle down.
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- Mercy.
- Nice collection you got there, Jimmy.
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Which do you recommend
I use for my story?
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This one's my favorite.
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Get over her, Jimmy.
She'd eat you alive.
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Sarah's really more your speed.
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Sarah? That geek?
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We don't have
anything in common.
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You both work for the newspaper.
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- She's the food critic.
- Free meals.
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You'd never have to
pick up the check.
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I like cheeseburgers
and chili fries.
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She likes chichi.
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It's her job to like chichi.
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You know what they say, Jimmy:
Beauty isn't skin-deep.
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Look who's talking, miss
only has eyes for superman.
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I won't deny there's
something about
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a flying man in tights
that gets me tingly...
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but when you look into someone's eyes
and get that connected feeling...
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like somehow you've
always known them...
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that's when you know it's right.
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So, Jimmy, get past
the glasses, huh?
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Hey, someone mention
chili fries?
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Yeah, about four hours ago.
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Well, you two have fun. I have
a superman story to finish.
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Check out my snaps, Mr. k.
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Mercy may work for
the dark side...
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but I think that just adds
to her dangerous allure.
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I wouldn't know, Jimmy.
She's not exactly my type.
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Hello, anyone home?
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What? Where am I?
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I was hoping his first
words would be " dada."
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Where are you?
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And Lex Luthor gave him sight.
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- Lex Luthor?
- In the flesh.
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- I know of you through my...
- Acquisition of knowledge...
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through my patented
lexlabs supercomputer...
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Your tone conveys a familiarity that
has not yet been earned, Lex Luthor.
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You know, it's just that
kind of braggadocio...
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that got you brained to
bits in the first place.
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By the son of Krypton, yes.
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I'm feeling the love here.
Are you?
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Brainy, babe, you and I
are both muy simpatico.
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We're both into the
world-domination thing...
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and we both despise the superpowered
boy scout of Metropolis.
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If you have a point, make it.
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I can provide you with the
ultimate opportunity...
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- to annihilate superman.
- And in return?
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You allow me to publicly
avenge the man of steel.
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Put on a big show, playing
hero, chase you from earth.
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Then you take over some
other world far away...
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and leave the domination
of this one to me.
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- We both live happily ever after.
- The end.
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We make strange
allies, Lex Luthor.
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But giving up earth
is small sacrifice
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for ridding the galaxies
of my mortal enemy.
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Let's rebuild you, partner.
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I am a biotechnic entity.
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All that I require is
proximity to technology...
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to incorporate into
my very being.
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Hey, I didn't mean to step
on any proverbial toes.
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But if that's the case...
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I suggest that we
incorporate you...
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with something other than
a toaster oven this time.
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Something with a little more...
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muscle.
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Clark, is something
troubling you?
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You hardly touched your
chicken and dumplings.
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Yeah, you usually have
at least six helpings.
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I'm watching my carbs, mom.
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Well, we're sure glad you flew
home for the weekend, son.
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Since you've been in
Metropolis, we barely see you.
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Figured it was work
keeping you busy.
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Or a lady.
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- Any thoughts about settling down?
- On earth?
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Oh, I'm here to stay.
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Lois has been on my mind. Again.
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How are things, you
know, going with her?
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As superman? Dandy.
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But she can't seem to look
Clark Kent in the eye.
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Well, maybe it's the spectacles.
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Ever consider getting that
new-fangled laser surgery?
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He doesn't need glasses.
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Right, right, X-ray vision.
I knew that.
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Look, Lois is a crack reporter.
Best there is.
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It's only a matter of time before
she gets past the glasses...
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sees through my disguise.
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I'm concerned she won't
ever trust me...
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or superman again.
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I need to tell Lois the truth.
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So, what's keeping you, Clark?
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You got our support.
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I have powerful enemies who would
give anything to find my weak spot.
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If any one of them were to
discover what Lois might learn...
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that Clark Kent is superman...
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Well, I can't
knowingly put Lois...
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put anyone I care about,
in that kind of danger.
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Son, we know you're superman,
and we're just fine.
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Clark, if there's one thing we've
learned since being blessed with you...
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a risk is worth taking
if it's for love.
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Since you've already hijacked
Lex 9000 once on your own...
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I have an automatic alibi.
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You just build the stuff.
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Enough dallying.
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My biotechnic-grafting process
requires an incubation period.
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Hold your horses, brainy.
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We have a couple of extras
for your travel kit. One:
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Kryptonite.
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A smidgeon, but who knows?
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Combined with your
new firepower...
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it might be just enough to
kick things up a notch.
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And second?
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We took a swab off your
shiny little dome...
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and guess what turned up.
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Your IQ.
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Seems super-duperman
clocked you so hard...
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he left a little something
for you to remember him by.
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A strand of DNA.
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With the Kryptonian's DNA, I can
lock on to his energy signature...
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track him wherever he may be.
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That's right, partner.
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Superman may run faster
than a speeding bullet...
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but he can't hide.
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See you at superman's funeral.
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Night.
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See you in the A.M.
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Not so fast.
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Kent, need you to cover
for Sarah tonight.
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She just called in sick.
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Lovesick.
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00:25:39,341 --> 00:25:41,070
No, ate some bad clams.
243
00:25:41,242 --> 00:25:43,870
You'll be reviewing lamont
laboe's new hot spot.
244
00:25:45,180 --> 00:25:46,943
Très chichi.
245
00:25:47,115 --> 00:25:49,640
But, Perry, I don't know the
first thing about how to...
246
00:25:49,818 --> 00:25:53,754
Lane, the reservation's for two.
Help the man out.
247
00:25:55,523 --> 00:25:56,990
Hungry?
248
00:26:29,090 --> 00:26:32,924
Once again, I am reborn.
249
00:26:50,612 --> 00:26:53,740
- I didn't know it was gonna be so...
- Dark?
250
00:26:54,649 --> 00:26:56,446
Welcome to le chateau laboe...
251
00:26:56,618 --> 00:26:59,178
the most romantic dining
experience in Metropolis.
252
00:26:59,354 --> 00:27:01,845
Are we celebrating an
anniversary tonight?
253
00:27:02,323 --> 00:27:03,984
Honeymooning?
254
00:27:05,927 --> 00:27:07,656
Dating.
255
00:27:07,829 --> 00:27:10,559
- Actually, we're...
- Critics.
256
00:27:10,732 --> 00:27:13,701
So let's keep things
professional, huh?
257
00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:23,272
I love to dine
surrounded by beauty.
258
00:27:23,745 --> 00:27:28,341
After I make a show of mopping up brainiac
with one of my patented lexosuits...
259
00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:31,610
I'll be the new boy
scout of Metropolis.
260
00:27:31,786 --> 00:27:36,246
And the military will finally beg
to pay you top dollar for them.
261
00:27:36,424 --> 00:27:38,517
You're learning, mercy.
262
00:27:38,693 --> 00:27:40,888
Now, parmesan, por favor.
263
00:27:41,062 --> 00:27:44,930
Sir, mission control has lost
all contact with Lex 9000.
264
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:47,591
It vanished.
265
00:27:48,470 --> 00:27:51,064
It's showtime.
266
00:27:52,207 --> 00:27:54,107
Well, no, no, I'm sure...
267
00:27:59,914 --> 00:28:02,508
Calamari not your
thing, Smallville?
268
00:28:03,718 --> 00:28:05,811
I'm 100 percent corn-fed.
269
00:28:05,987 --> 00:28:07,955
If it's not mom's chicken
and dumplings...
270
00:28:08,123 --> 00:28:10,114
Well, I'm glad there's
squid on the table.
271
00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:12,657
My pen just ran out of ink.
272
00:28:16,197 --> 00:28:19,894
You know, Lois, I never pegged
you for such a romantic.
273
00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:25,335
I mean, with Jimmy. Playing
matchmaker and all.
274
00:28:25,507 --> 00:28:27,805
I just hate seeing people
miss opportunities.
275
00:28:27,976 --> 00:28:31,002
Life's too short, you
know what I mean?
276
00:28:31,746 --> 00:28:33,714
I think I'm starting to.
277
00:28:33,882 --> 00:28:36,009
So I meddle in Olsen's affairs.
278
00:28:36,184 --> 00:28:39,312
What's your story, Kent?
Seeing anyone?
279
00:28:40,355 --> 00:28:45,520
I'm waiting for a special
someone to take notice of me.
280
00:28:46,327 --> 00:28:49,125
Kent, why so mild-mannered?
281
00:28:49,297 --> 00:28:52,357
You shouldn't be afraid to tell
a girl what's on your mind.
282
00:28:52,534 --> 00:28:56,664
I mean, you're kind,
intelligent...
283
00:28:56,838 --> 00:29:00,330
good-looking, well-built...
284
00:29:08,416 --> 00:29:09,644
What is it, Lois?
285
00:29:09,818 --> 00:29:11,115
For a moment, you...
286
00:29:13,188 --> 00:29:15,656
reminded me of someone
I know, that's all.
287
00:29:36,611 --> 00:29:38,545
Lois, this is hard for me.
288
00:29:38,713 --> 00:29:41,181
Maybe harder than anything
I've ever had to say.
289
00:29:42,217 --> 00:29:44,242
But there's something
I need to tell you.
290
00:29:44,419 --> 00:29:47,115
Son of Krypton.
291
00:29:47,288 --> 00:29:49,381
Yes, Clark?
292
00:29:50,425 --> 00:29:52,154
You have something right here.
293
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,862
- Son of Krypton.
- I'm here, brainiac.
294
00:30:06,875 --> 00:30:09,002
Clark? Clark?
295
00:30:20,722 --> 00:30:24,590
I have been keeping pace with
current trends in technology.
296
00:30:24,759 --> 00:30:28,092
And I have upgraded
with one goal in mind:
297
00:30:28,630 --> 00:30:31,121
Your destruction.
298
00:31:15,710 --> 00:31:17,974
Chief, trust me. This is
one restaurant review...
299
00:31:18,146 --> 00:31:20,979
you'll want plastered
on the front page.
300
00:31:22,817 --> 00:31:25,752
All I need is my
Ace photographer.
301
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,979
Hey, wait a sec.
302
00:31:28,156 --> 00:31:30,147
Technology.
303
00:31:35,463 --> 00:31:37,488
Enemy engaged.
304
00:31:56,017 --> 00:32:00,181
You cannot hide from
me, son of Krypton.
305
00:32:04,425 --> 00:32:09,328
The more I try to resist
him, the weaker I become.
306
00:32:10,965 --> 00:32:15,959
This time, son of Krypton, I
possess brawn as well as brain.
307
00:32:49,103 --> 00:32:51,298
Oh, no.
308
00:33:23,738 --> 00:33:25,535
Ms. Lane.
309
00:33:26,407 --> 00:33:28,500
Lois. Lois.
310
00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:32,502
Superman, I...
311
00:33:32,947 --> 00:33:35,142
should be more careful.
312
00:34:37,512 --> 00:34:40,140
We're doing everything we can
to keep her comfortable.
313
00:34:40,314 --> 00:34:42,441
She can be comfortable
at home, doc.
314
00:34:42,617 --> 00:34:44,016
What's her condition?
315
00:34:44,485 --> 00:34:46,282
We're still running
tests, but...
316
00:34:46,454 --> 00:34:48,445
her blood cells seem
to be fusing...
317
00:34:48,623 --> 00:34:50,989
with traces of metal alloy.
318
00:34:51,159 --> 00:34:55,118
As if she's being galvanized
from the inside out.
319
00:34:55,296 --> 00:34:57,890
We've called in
specialists, but...
320
00:34:58,065 --> 00:35:01,831
if Ms. Lane's blood continues
to mutate at this rate...
321
00:35:02,003 --> 00:35:03,402
she hasn't much time.
322
00:35:35,436 --> 00:35:37,301
Superman.
323
00:35:38,539 --> 00:35:40,370
He didn't save her this time, Mr.
Kent.
324
00:35:40,541 --> 00:35:42,406
Superman didn't save her.
325
00:35:46,047 --> 00:35:48,072
I need to go away
for a while, Jimmy.
326
00:35:48,249 --> 00:35:49,477
But I promise you...
327
00:35:49,650 --> 00:35:53,643
superman will do everything
in his power to save Lois.
328
00:35:57,391 --> 00:36:00,622
Was quite a slugfest at the
new fondue joint last night.
329
00:36:00,795 --> 00:36:02,820
But I'm not sure which
I find more tragic:
330
00:36:02,997 --> 00:36:05,830
Superman's corpse failing
to turn up in the rubble...
331
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,399
or Lane's little mishap.
332
00:36:08,769 --> 00:36:12,170
Maybe she'll think twice next time she
decides to snoop in your business.
333
00:36:12,340 --> 00:36:14,831
If there's a next time.
334
00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:17,769
Mercy, send flowers.
335
00:36:17,945 --> 00:36:20,209
We could use the PR.
336
00:37:03,024 --> 00:37:06,653
Welcome to your fortress
of solitude, kal-ei.
337
00:37:08,462 --> 00:37:12,228
Lois has been harmed,
and it's my fault.
338
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,732
Brainiac knew I was
at the restaurant.
339
00:37:14,902 --> 00:37:17,302
Which means he's either
discovered my identity...
340
00:37:17,471 --> 00:37:19,462
or a way of tracking me.
341
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,905
Then I must question the wisdom
in your coming here, kal-ei.
342
00:37:23,077 --> 00:37:26,069
All of Krypton's secrets
could be compromised.
343
00:37:26,247 --> 00:37:28,408
I need to save Lois.
344
00:37:28,582 --> 00:37:30,015
Nothing else matters.
345
00:37:30,184 --> 00:37:33,711
And this is the one time neither my
speed nor my strength can help her.
346
00:37:33,888 --> 00:37:37,380
My analysis of Ms. Lane's
condition is complete.
347
00:37:37,558 --> 00:37:42,154
Most curiously, I have detected a faint
trace of kryptonite in her bloodstream.
348
00:37:42,496 --> 00:37:44,464
That would explain my weakness.
349
00:37:44,632 --> 00:37:49,160
Ms. Lane is suffering from a highly
concentrated form of blood-alloy fusion.
350
00:37:49,337 --> 00:37:51,134
What will it take to cure her?
351
00:37:51,305 --> 00:37:54,001
There is no earthly cure.
352
00:37:54,175 --> 00:37:57,702
- There does exist a rare substance.
- Where do I find it?
353
00:37:58,913 --> 00:38:02,906
Only one place.
The phantom zone.
354
00:38:21,535 --> 00:38:23,002
I must go there.
355
00:38:23,371 --> 00:38:25,669
I had expected that, kal-ei.
356
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,637
But listen carefully.
357
00:38:28,075 --> 00:38:29,736
Though the phantom
zone is prison...
358
00:38:29,910 --> 00:38:32,777
to the most dangerous criminals
in all the galaxies...
359
00:38:32,947 --> 00:38:36,246
they will not present the
greatest threat to you within it.
360
00:38:36,617 --> 00:38:39,381
I'm prepared to fend off
any of its attacks.
361
00:38:39,553 --> 00:38:42,317
Once inside, remain
intently focused...
362
00:38:42,490 --> 00:38:45,482
and above all, accomplish
your mission swiftly.
363
00:38:45,659 --> 00:38:47,752
For the longer you
remain in the zone...
364
00:38:47,928 --> 00:38:50,624
the more vulnerable you
will be to its effects...
365
00:38:50,798 --> 00:38:54,427
and the more difficult it will become
for you to find your way back.
366
00:38:54,602 --> 00:38:59,266
The substance which you seek lies
at the heart of the phantom zone.
367
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,271
Argonium 44.
368
00:39:01,442 --> 00:39:03,603
Be sure to obtain enough of it.
369
00:39:03,778 --> 00:39:05,712
As well as cure Ms. Lane...
370
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,247
argonium 44 may also
serve to shield you...
371
00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:12,909
from brainiac's form of
modified kryptonite.
372
00:39:18,793 --> 00:39:20,158
You cannot hide from me.
373
00:39:41,649 --> 00:39:44,049
So this is your sanctuary.
374
00:39:54,228 --> 00:39:57,391
Data. Kryptonian data.
375
00:39:59,433 --> 00:40:01,367
The mother lode.
376
00:40:01,969 --> 00:40:03,664
Billions of bits...
377
00:40:03,838 --> 00:40:07,365
from the great minds of the
extinct planet Krypton.
378
00:40:07,541 --> 00:40:09,771
I shall drain it dry.
379
00:40:13,247 --> 00:40:16,910
The computer only
responds to my DNA.
380
00:40:19,153 --> 00:40:23,146
Welcome to your fortress
of solitude, kal-ei.
381
00:40:23,324 --> 00:40:25,383
Yes, it does.
382
00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:30,223
This ends here, with us.
383
00:40:31,131 --> 00:40:33,156
DNA recognition override.
384
00:40:33,334 --> 00:40:35,632
Self-destruct mode commenced.
385
00:40:35,803 --> 00:40:37,634
Twelve, 11...
386
00:40:37,905 --> 00:40:40,302
No, you would not.
387
00:40:40,327 --> 00:40:43,527
All the knowledge of
your civilization, lost?
388
00:40:43,677 --> 00:40:46,339
Better lost than abused.
389
00:40:46,514 --> 00:40:51,178
- Four, three, two, one.
- No!
390
00:41:08,836 --> 00:41:10,770
No energy signature.
391
00:41:10,938 --> 00:41:16,035
At least, the son of
Krypton is no more.
392
00:41:41,902 --> 00:41:45,804
I got one heck of a
case of food poisoning.
393
00:41:45,973 --> 00:41:49,033
Last time I eat out with Clark.
394
00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:51,507
Where is Clark?
395
00:42:37,257 --> 00:42:40,226
Mercy, it's beginning to feel
like somewhere in the world...
396
00:42:40,394 --> 00:42:42,954
superman may be history.
397
00:42:45,032 --> 00:42:49,093
Break out the tiki torches.
We're throwing a luau.
398
00:42:50,104 --> 00:42:54,404
And be sure to invite all our
favorite members of the press.
399
00:42:56,910 --> 00:43:01,244
So here I work on Kent for a year
to be my foreign correspondent...
400
00:43:01,415 --> 00:43:03,474
and he picks now
to take the job.
401
00:43:03,651 --> 00:43:05,209
Then I don't hear
boo from him...
402
00:43:05,386 --> 00:43:07,946
and for the first time ever,
he misses a deadline.
403
00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:11,187
Still can't reach him.
404
00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:13,588
Maybe his cell can't
roam in Uzbekistan.
405
00:43:13,761 --> 00:43:18,721
I can't figure why Kent isn't here,
with Lane laid up the way she is.
406
00:43:18,899 --> 00:43:21,459
Not to mention superman.
407
00:43:22,169 --> 00:43:25,570
Olsen, you thinking
what I'm thinking?
408
00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:30,302
Yeah. Yeah, I am.
409
00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:32,911
Mr. Kent hasn't been
too forthcoming.
410
00:43:33,347 --> 00:43:35,679
It's obvious now.
411
00:43:35,983 --> 00:43:39,510
Kent only took the foreign
assignment to get away from here.
412
00:43:39,687 --> 00:43:42,155
From the pain of
seeing Lane this way.
413
00:43:42,322 --> 00:43:45,655
She must really
mean a lot to him.
414
00:44:23,564 --> 00:44:27,864
Hang on just a
little longer, Lois.
415
00:44:43,851 --> 00:44:45,284
What the...?
416
00:44:45,452 --> 00:44:47,010
What the...?
417
00:44:50,991 --> 00:44:52,856
Olsen, why are you still here?
418
00:44:53,026 --> 00:44:55,494
Because you told me not to
hover around the hospital.
419
00:44:55,662 --> 00:44:57,493
Gotta give the doctors
room to work.
420
00:44:57,965 --> 00:45:00,092
Well, you gotta get
your mind off this.
421
00:45:00,267 --> 00:45:02,098
Gotta do something
with yourself.
422
00:45:02,269 --> 00:45:05,432
Okay, I'll go to the hospital.
423
00:45:05,606 --> 00:45:07,938
No. Look, kid.
424
00:45:08,108 --> 00:45:11,236
I really should have a reporter
at the Luthor shindig tonight.
425
00:45:11,411 --> 00:45:14,642
- You go.
- But I'm a photographer.
426
00:45:14,815 --> 00:45:16,578
Well, I'm short-staffed.
427
00:45:16,750 --> 00:45:19,981
My Ace newshounds are
either overseas...
428
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,311
or on their deathbeds.
429
00:45:23,991 --> 00:45:27,119
I'll report anything you want
me to report, Mr. white.
430
00:45:27,294 --> 00:45:31,162
It just won't be Ms. Lane's obit,
because she's gonna be all right.
431
00:45:31,932 --> 00:45:34,298
You know she's gonna
be all right.
432
00:46:23,951 --> 00:46:27,978
- Clark?
- Yes.
433
00:46:28,155 --> 00:46:29,952
Yes, Lois.
434
00:46:31,225 --> 00:46:34,251
You mean, you...?
435
00:47:13,166 --> 00:47:16,499
Thank you all for coming.
436
00:47:17,070 --> 00:47:19,903
You cut quite a rug,
senator Marquez.
437
00:47:20,073 --> 00:47:22,541
Try the fiesta dip, Mrs. mayor.
438
00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:24,939
It'll put hair on your back.
439
00:47:28,415 --> 00:47:30,542
Is this thing on?
440
00:47:31,351 --> 00:47:34,218
Now, the new reports are true.
441
00:47:34,821 --> 00:47:37,119
Lexcorp's had a run of
rough luck recently.
442
00:47:37,291 --> 00:47:39,953
Heck, we can't even locate
half our satellites.
443
00:47:42,796 --> 00:47:45,390
But I want to state for
the public record...
444
00:47:45,565 --> 00:47:47,827
that my company will never cease
445
00:47:47,852 --> 00:47:50,152
in its mission to devote
all its resources...
446
00:47:50,304 --> 00:47:54,365
to the goodwill of lexopolis...
Metropolis.
447
00:48:28,041 --> 00:48:29,770
Do not resist, mortals.
448
00:48:29,943 --> 00:48:32,571
I now control all transmissions.
449
00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:37,206
Metropolis belongs to brainiac.
450
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,886
And no sign of superman.
451
00:48:43,056 --> 00:48:46,958
I guess it's time to
try on a new suit.
452
00:48:47,127 --> 00:48:50,290
Downtown Metropolis has
come under attack!
453
00:48:50,931 --> 00:48:53,957
Well, where is the man of
steel when you most need him?
454
00:48:54,534 --> 00:48:57,332
Allow me to put my money
where my mouth is.
455
00:48:57,504 --> 00:49:01,235
Members of the press, I suggest
you grab your cameras...
456
00:49:01,408 --> 00:49:03,239
and meet me downtown in five.
457
00:49:06,613 --> 00:49:10,242
Okay. Okay, Olsen,
you're a reporter.
458
00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:13,113
So, what would Ms. Lane do?
459
00:49:13,286 --> 00:49:16,881
Get another angle on things.
460
00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:25,924
Well, our big-brained alien ally
couldn't have timed that better.
461
00:49:26,099 --> 00:49:32,060
Now luthorman smacks him down
while the world watches.
462
00:49:32,539 --> 00:49:35,440
Get ready for your close-up, Mr.
Luthor.
463
00:49:35,609 --> 00:49:38,703
Luthor's working with brainiac?
464
00:49:38,879 --> 00:49:41,245
What would Ms. Lane do?
465
00:49:42,215 --> 00:49:44,615
Find proof.
466
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,020
My mind is so blown.
467
00:49:57,197 --> 00:50:00,428
I'm alive, with you.
468
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,933
Lois, take it easy.
You're still weak.
469
00:50:04,104 --> 00:50:08,939
You always catch me when
I fall, Clark Kent.
470
00:50:09,109 --> 00:50:11,373
It makes total sense.
471
00:50:11,545 --> 00:50:14,776
I'm such a fool for
not seeing it.
472
00:50:14,948 --> 00:50:19,078
And for not ever imagining I'd
be pressing my lips to yours...
473
00:50:19,252 --> 00:50:22,244
before superman's.
474
00:50:22,422 --> 00:50:25,585
I'm not sure it's the
right time, Lois.
475
00:50:25,759 --> 00:50:29,251
Got you. You're thinking
romantic setting.
476
00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:32,455
Say, a candlelit table
back at le chateau?
477
00:50:32,632 --> 00:50:36,568
Lois, now that I know you're
safe, I need to stop brainiac.
478
00:50:36,736 --> 00:50:39,364
He could find me again, find us.
479
00:50:39,539 --> 00:50:41,973
Clark, you said so yourself:
480
00:50:42,142 --> 00:50:44,201
Brainiac thinks
superman is dead.
481
00:50:44,377 --> 00:50:47,938
We're both safe, as long
as we leave it that way.
482
00:50:48,115 --> 00:50:53,348
I'm willing to live without
superman as long as I have you...
483
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:56,182
the man behind the glasses.
484
00:50:56,356 --> 00:50:58,449
It's not only us, Lois.
485
00:50:58,625 --> 00:51:01,594
All of Metropolis is in
danger, our entire planet.
486
00:51:01,761 --> 00:51:03,991
If I don't stop
brainiac, who will?
487
00:51:04,164 --> 00:51:07,930
Special ops, Navy seals,
that green lantern guy.
488
00:51:08,768 --> 00:51:11,168
Something's not right.
489
00:51:11,338 --> 00:51:13,135
Everything is right,
don't you see?
490
00:51:13,306 --> 00:51:17,208
I'm here, Clark, with you,
just like you wanted.
491
00:51:17,377 --> 00:51:21,609
You wouldn't know what I wanted,
not unless I told you or unless...
492
00:51:21,781 --> 00:51:24,409
This isn't Metropolis.
493
00:51:24,851 --> 00:51:27,149
I never left.
494
00:51:28,321 --> 00:51:30,312
No, wait.
495
00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:32,681
Clark, don't leave me!
496
00:51:32,859 --> 00:51:35,259
You're not Lois,
you're a phantom.
497
00:51:35,428 --> 00:51:38,329
Lois is still in Metropolis.
498
00:52:06,526 --> 00:52:09,051
We've done everything we can.
499
00:52:09,496 --> 00:52:12,556
I don't expect her
to last the hour.
500
00:52:24,578 --> 00:52:26,671
Leave planet earth now...
501
00:52:26,846 --> 00:52:30,543
or feel the might of
the new man of steel.
502
00:52:30,717 --> 00:52:31,775
Look!
503
00:52:37,457 --> 00:52:39,948
I destroyed superman.
504
00:52:40,126 --> 00:52:44,062
Destroying you, Lex
Luthor, will be a snap.
505
00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:49,533
He really milks the drama.
506
00:52:49,703 --> 00:52:52,797
You're going down, clown!
507
00:52:57,978 --> 00:52:59,605
Come on!
508
00:53:15,629 --> 00:53:17,153
Spread out.
509
00:53:19,666 --> 00:53:23,067
Appreciate the method
acting, but go easy, fella.
510
00:53:23,236 --> 00:53:24,760
Bad back.
511
00:53:24,938 --> 00:53:30,069
Acting? Did you really think I would
ever hand earth over to you, Luthor?
512
00:53:30,243 --> 00:53:32,837
Well, actually, brainy, no.
513
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,147
So remember those goodies I
packed into your shuttle?
514
00:53:36,316 --> 00:53:39,845
I threw in a little
hidden easter egg called
515
00:53:39,870 --> 00:53:41,870
"self-destruct mechanism."
516
00:53:42,022 --> 00:53:45,287
So nice working with you.
517
00:53:49,896 --> 00:53:52,660
You underestimate
my intelligence.
518
00:53:52,832 --> 00:53:57,997
My biotechnics located your
mechanism, which I deactivated.
519
00:53:58,171 --> 00:53:59,433
Oh, boy.
520
00:53:59,606 --> 00:54:03,667
Now I shall deactivate you.
521
00:54:51,591 --> 00:54:53,923
Come on, get enough
coverage, Olsen.
522
00:54:54,094 --> 00:54:56,892
There's bound to be something
incriminating here.
523
00:54:57,731 --> 00:54:59,596
This area is restricted.
524
00:54:59,766 --> 00:55:03,998
I was just looking for
the little boys' room.
525
00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:05,364
The film.
526
00:55:05,538 --> 00:55:09,235
I'm sorry, you'll have to speak to Mr.
white about that.
527
00:55:09,409 --> 00:55:11,070
Editor in chief of
the daily planet?
528
00:55:13,780 --> 00:55:15,714
You know something, newsboy?
529
00:55:15,882 --> 00:55:17,281
You're kind of cute.
530
00:55:17,450 --> 00:55:19,179
I... I am?
531
00:55:19,352 --> 00:55:21,013
Too bad I have to break you.
532
00:55:36,069 --> 00:55:38,367
- Look!
- Up in the sky!
533
00:55:38,538 --> 00:55:41,371
It's superman!
534
00:55:47,614 --> 00:55:49,138
What?
535
00:55:54,954 --> 00:55:57,752
The son of Krypton lives?
536
00:55:57,924 --> 00:55:59,152
But how?
537
00:55:59,325 --> 00:56:01,520
Long story, brainiac.
538
00:56:01,694 --> 00:56:04,254
One I don't have time to share.
539
00:57:29,048 --> 00:57:31,983
Give me that film!
540
00:57:49,002 --> 00:57:50,902
Oh, no!
541
00:58:23,336 --> 00:58:26,169
Rooting for you, my man.
542
00:59:58,231 --> 00:59:59,528
No!
543
01:00:12,779 --> 01:00:14,303
Superman!
544
01:01:02,495 --> 01:01:04,861
The reactor's gonna blow!
545
01:03:13,359 --> 01:03:15,623
You want your camera, newsboy?
546
01:03:15,795 --> 01:03:17,592
Come and get it.
547
01:03:41,687 --> 01:03:44,918
Fun dancing with you, mercy.
548
01:03:47,393 --> 01:03:51,261
But I will take my
camera, thank you.
549
01:03:56,636 --> 01:03:58,900
Oh, man.
550
01:05:30,429 --> 01:05:32,158
Good game, supey.
551
01:05:32,331 --> 01:05:35,494
You and I make strange
allies, but...
552
01:05:43,909 --> 01:05:48,243
In any event, how lucky for
the original man of steel...
553
01:05:48,414 --> 01:05:53,317
that my patented lexosuit softened
up brainiac for him, huh?
554
01:06:28,854 --> 01:06:34,884
So that is what provides the son
of Krypton with newfound power.
555
01:06:35,194 --> 01:06:36,456
No!
556
01:07:17,970 --> 01:07:20,131
She fought bravely, superman...
557
01:07:20,573 --> 01:07:23,474
but there's no more time.
558
01:08:09,588 --> 01:08:11,453
Clark?
559
01:08:15,761 --> 01:08:17,456
No, Lois.
560
01:08:17,630 --> 01:08:21,862
It's me, superman.
561
01:08:46,926 --> 01:08:49,895
Welcome to your fortress
of solitude, kal-ei.
562
01:08:50,196 --> 01:08:52,391
That is, what remains of it.
563
01:08:52,565 --> 01:08:55,398
I'll rebuild it, with your help.
564
01:08:55,568 --> 01:08:57,433
And Ms. Lane?
565
01:08:57,836 --> 01:08:59,963
A clean bill of health.
566
01:09:00,139 --> 01:09:04,337
Though I came close, too
close, to losing her.
567
01:09:05,711 --> 01:09:08,179
It's best for her safety
if I keep my distance.
568
01:09:08,347 --> 01:09:09,905
It's best for Lois...
569
01:09:10,249 --> 01:09:13,912
if Clark Kent retires
from the daily planet.
570
01:09:16,956 --> 01:09:19,356
Sure, I got a
little banged up...
571
01:09:19,625 --> 01:09:22,559
but self-sacrifice comes
with the territory
572
01:09:22,584 --> 01:09:25,384
when you're Metropolis'
protector.
573
01:09:27,666 --> 01:09:30,100
Me and superman, that is.
574
01:09:30,469 --> 01:09:34,906
In fact, you might say
I'm superman's pal.
575
01:09:35,074 --> 01:09:38,202
Actually, I believe that honor belongs
to Jimmy Olsen of the planet.
576
01:09:38,377 --> 01:09:41,505
What about reports that your
bodyguard assaulted the Olsen kid?
577
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:42,942
He was trespassing.
578
01:09:43,315 --> 01:09:45,283
Poor girl thought
he was a burglar.
579
01:09:45,451 --> 01:09:48,784
Another thing, Mr. Luthor. This was
found within brainiac's remains.
580
01:09:48,954 --> 01:09:51,616
The lexcorp logo is
inscribed on its underside.
581
01:09:51,790 --> 01:09:53,587
Do you care to comment?
582
01:09:55,494 --> 01:09:58,657
Mercy, phone my attorneys.
583
01:10:04,970 --> 01:10:07,438
All of them.
584
01:10:09,541 --> 01:10:11,566
Told you mercy would
eat you alive.
585
01:10:11,744 --> 01:10:14,406
Yeah, she's a real tiger.
586
01:10:14,580 --> 01:10:18,175
I failed you, Mr. white.
I didn't get the story.
587
01:10:18,350 --> 01:10:20,477
Well, stick to
photography, Olsen.
588
01:10:20,653 --> 01:10:24,214
I got one of my Ace
newshounds back.
589
01:10:24,857 --> 01:10:26,950
Hey, what about lunch?
590
01:10:27,593 --> 01:10:30,084
I think you're covered, Jimmy.
591
01:10:32,965 --> 01:10:37,299
I heard you like cheeseburgers
and chili fries.
592
01:10:37,670 --> 01:10:40,366
Yeah. You betcha.
593
01:10:40,539 --> 01:10:42,803
Where is your other Ace
newshound, anyway?
594
01:10:42,975 --> 01:10:45,205
It's not that he didn't
wanna be here, Lois.
595
01:10:46,278 --> 01:10:48,439
You know, chief, the
thing about Clark...
596
01:10:48,614 --> 01:10:51,811
you hardly notice him when he's around.
But when he's not...
597
01:10:55,321 --> 01:11:00,156
- Clark!
- I came as soon as I could, Lois.
598
01:11:00,693 --> 01:11:02,490
Guess I missed all
the excitement.
599
01:11:06,031 --> 01:11:08,124
It's good to see you, Clark.
600
01:11:13,405 --> 01:11:14,963
White.
601
01:11:17,810 --> 01:11:20,040
Kent, you're back not
a moment too soon.
602
01:11:20,212 --> 01:11:24,911
Seems some superpowered imp calling
himself Mr. mxyz... mxyz...
603
01:11:25,084 --> 01:11:26,517
Whatever he's called.
604
01:11:26,685 --> 01:11:30,086
He's causing some kind of cockamamie
topsy-turvy down at the wharf.
605
01:11:30,255 --> 01:11:33,247
Mr. white... Perry...
606
01:11:33,425 --> 01:11:34,915
this is hard for me.
607
01:11:35,094 --> 01:11:37,756
Maybe harder than almost
anything I've ever had to say.
608
01:11:37,930 --> 01:11:39,158
It's about my job.
609
01:11:39,331 --> 01:11:42,494
The reason I returned was
to let you know that...
610
01:11:42,868 --> 01:11:45,735
I don't think I can work...
611
01:11:45,904 --> 01:11:47,428
Lane?
612
01:11:47,606 --> 01:11:49,335
I'm on it, chief.
613
01:11:55,714 --> 01:11:58,683
The wharf. And step on it.
614
01:12:02,354 --> 01:12:04,322
Lane sure lives dangerously.
615
01:12:04,490 --> 01:12:06,151
Yes.
616
01:12:06,692 --> 01:12:08,683
Yes, she does.
617
01:12:08,861 --> 01:12:11,022
Whether I'm around or not.
618
01:12:11,196 --> 01:12:13,721
So, Kent, about the job?
619
01:12:13,899 --> 01:12:16,094
You don't think you can what?
620
01:12:16,602 --> 01:12:19,537
Don't think I can be your
foreign correspondent, Perry.
621
01:12:19,705 --> 01:12:21,696
I was really homesick.
622
01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:25,608
We missed you too, Kent.
623
01:12:26,478 --> 01:12:28,343
I think Lois will
be just fine...
624
01:12:28,514 --> 01:12:32,951
as long as superman and Clark Kent
are around to look out for her.
625
01:12:32,976 --> 01:12:37,976
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