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Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man.

Princesses, please. Come to bed.

I don't want to go to bed. Can you please read us a story?

OK, I will tell you a story if you come Yay!

I will tell you the story

of how I became a queen. Yay!

A long time ago

before you were born, this was

an all female planet and there was

a beautiful space engineer by the name of Katana.

Wow. And I was

a fourth clone. Queen Zeeba,

decided to take action and she sent

her best space warriors for an exploration.

She thought that maybe the male gene

could be found. One million megadons ago,

the small planet Vanisia was struck with a terrible tragedy.

All of the males on their planet were killed

when they went off to fight the war of the Sana galaxies.

Although it was awful, the females kept the

race going through cloning and transplanting. They

evolved into a superior race, acquiring supernatural

powers and skills and beauty far beyond

any species known in the galaxy.

Queen Zeeba.

Settle girls. Quiet! All of you, now!

As you know, I've called you here today to discuss the tragedies of the war

of the Sana galaxies. All of the males from the planet have perished.

Now it's gonna take all the bravery and courage of the women of Vanisia

to get over this stunning conflict and I know that our men were lazy and they were

horrible warriors but they were all we had. They're now gone

We took them for granted, which in turn, is causing you ladies to climb the walls

in search of the male species. Now cheesy shops have strung up offering male

substitutes which are both immoral and unsatisfying.

So, I'm hoping that none of you are planning on visiting these brothels.

Understand me? Good. Now is the time

to bring the men back to Vanisia, either by force or by their own

will. Their choice. Queen Zeeba,

where shall we find such specimens? Here we have the men

from the planet Bootslack. The average h Sounds

good to me. Me too. Well, that's not the worst of

it. Their ears are so huge that they must carry them in an unsatisfactory position.

What does that mean? What I am trying to say is that they have to tie

their eyes around their wastes which makes it impossible to get

to what we need most.

So we will move on to the men from the planet Marmaluke, out here at the outer quadrant.

And these men are extremely brilliant. They are the perfect

breeding height and just lovely to be ar Great.

The problem is that they eat their food by slurping it

through their noses. Big deal. My ex husband

ate like that all the time. Silence! Are there any other

possibilities? Yes, there is one other possibility.

Planet earth.

Keep your eyes on the road. I was just thinking

about Steve. That girl is perfect for him.

Definitely his type. Steve can find his own tramps. He doesn't need your help.

Besides, what

do you care wha Steve wants? You got me. Keep your eyes

on the road!

Are you ready for the competition tomorrow?

I don't know Rayan. I don't think so. Kat,

you have to. You're one of our top notch scientists.

But Rayan, I don't really feel like going.

Come on. Our planet needs you.

For you, I'll try.

Thank you. This is gonna be so much

fun. I'll see you tomorrow. OK, bye.

What did I get myself into?

As you know, I must choose three girls for the mission and it is most important

that I choose the smartest, the strongest and the most sensualist. This is most

important as we plan on bagging the male species and bringing our planet to complete order

once again. So good luck girls and don't forget to bring your

arousals to new heights. Galaxina, let the games begin.

You should all be proud of yourselves gi I'm glad you're moving.

Now I don't have to drive so far. Soon, I

hope. Are you willing to help me out financially with the move?

Not really, but I will buy you a newspaper so you can look.

Hell, Wendy, you can use some of my furniture if you want.

Baron, we have been dating for almost a year and you professed you want to be with me.

Well, it's difficult for a female in LA. I have my son to think

about, and the house. You're into

real estate. You're gonna make great money. Beverly Hills

Listen, next week, I'm gonna make a couple of calls and get you some great leads.

What do you think? I need help now.

So, how's everything else been?

It's been hell. Look,

Baron, I want to know just where I stand with you in this relationship. You always have a way

of ignoring my emotional needs.

Right now I need you.

Really?

I've been thinking about this for quite some time now.

And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

So, let's make this official.

Thank you. Here you go sweetie.

It's not from Cartier? Is it? Huh?

It's pretty. Thanks.

Julie.

Who's Julie? I don't even know a Julie.

You didn't even buy this for me, did you Yes, I did. Tell me the

truth. No, I bought it for you. I don't even know a Julie.

You know what. What? That's your ring! Go to hell you phoney.

Wendy! Great. Don't ever call me again, ever! You got to be kidding me.

Yeah, Steve it's me. Listen, can you

call me buddy? I got bad news.

Wendy left me.

You were right. I should have never given her that used ring. That was really stupid.

Anyway, I'm bummed. So call me, will you?

Yeah, Linda, hi. Baron. Baron Von Benson.

Oh yeah, been a long time. How are you? Pregnant?

Oh, listen I got to go. I just wanted to

Yeah, I got to go. Dammit.

Hi, Jacky, this is Baron Von Benson.

Uh, could you give me a call back at 310-

555-6213. Bye bye.

Hello Kitty,

hi, this is Baron Von Benson.

Hello. Kitty?

No, ugly. Married.

Hello Susan. Hello Judy. Yeah, is Joanne there?

Yuck. So when do you take back off to school? Husband? Twins?

Well congratulations. What were you doing at the track?

If your engaged? Bitch. I was just calling to say hello, but listen, I got to

go. I got to go. Dammit.

Uh, you have the wrong

number, but what do you look like? Do you think

Mr. Von Benson will ever stop his playboy ways?

Well dear, we've been with him for over fifteen years.

I don't think he'll ever grow up. You would think at

his age, he wouldn't be so ridiculous about women.

Aftter all, he isn't getting any younger, but

he insists on dating these girls half his age.

You know it's going to take something out of this world

to make him a happy man. And now our

final competition, intelligence. We must be able to outsmart

any man. Get mentally prepared ladies. Question.

if a man asks you to help him solve a problem,

what is your answer? Marianna?

I would be of service and solve the problem myself.

Katana, what is your answer?

I would pretend like I didn't know the answer.

And have my male counterpart solve the problem any way he wishes.

And then I would praise him and tell him how wonderful he is.

Hello. Hey Baron, it's Steve. What are you doing?

Oh, just finishing my situps. Yeah, uh, listen,

I called everybody I know. I hope somebody has a good lead.

So far, no dice. How about you. You got

Why don't you throw one of your famous art parties. That always brings the chicks in.

Tell all your guy friends to invite all their best looking chick friends and you're bound to find

something. That's a great idea. Then everybody will have dates and be happy

for the next two or three months. You're brilliant. Alright, I got to get going. I got to get started on this.

I'll talk to you later. Yeah.

OK princesses, go

to sleep, and then we will continue this

stop. I want to know what happens next. OK.

I will tell you a little more. Katana was sent

on a special mission to save the planet's race.

Rayan, Silica and Katana

are the highest in their categories and have been chosen

for the mission. Our spiritual blessings are with you.

And our destiny is in your hands.

Now be on your way and remember

Population pollination.

Nice shot.

You know, coming into work on Monday. Make sure everything is run properly.

Thanks for the vote of confidence. Listen, everything is in perfect working

order down there. I don't want you to be disappointed.

Dad. You don't disappoint me. You're my son. It is my

job to guide you through life with my be

Hey, I heard about you and Wendy. What happened

with her anyway? That's her loss. Speaking about women

my best friend is a plastic surgeon and I get that ugly bump off

your girlfriend's nose done at cost. What do you think?

Dad, you can't just go up to someone and say hey you need a nose job.

Why not? Because. Nice shot.

Yeah, you're probably right. Listen a few words of advice. 1. You gotta have money.

That brings power. 2, you need a huge estate.

It gives you protection, and 3, nice wheels. That gives you class

and style. One, two and three will always give you four. Beautiful

women. Don't forget that son. I won't dad.

What do you really look for in a woman?

Well, I'm pretty picky.

I want a woman who is self sufficient but not too self sufficient.

I don't want her to think that she can live without me, and I want her

to be of child-bearing age but can live without those little rats.

If you get my drift. Listen.

Listen, I know you and I know you always

need to have a girlfriend. So what are you gonna do?

That reminds me Trev. Can you get me some

new hip music, whatever's popular nowada Yeah, sure.

Why? Throwing a fabulous party on the 15th. There's gonna be a ton of women there.

So I need some new tunes. Yeah, no problem. Hey, I'll even

DJ it for you if you want. You will? Sure.

You're a good kid. Thanks.

You're a great dad.

Let's go pick them up.

Hi.

So you're into horses, huh? Oh yeah.

I love horses. Say, you know anything

about this place? It's

great. Really? Yeah, one of my buddies met a girl here.

He's living with her now. He's living with her? Mr. Von Benson.

That's me. Thanks. Carrie will see

you now. Thank you. You're welcome.

Hello Mr. Von Benson. How nice to meet you. Why don't you take a seat and make

yourself comfortable and we'll go over your application. OK,

it says here you're 46. Yes.

Oh you're an artist. You want more

children and you're extremely interested in finding a woman to marry.

Why don't you go through our book Mr. Von Benson and see if there is anyone in there that you might find suitable.

OK. It says that the qualities you're looking for is someone down to

earth, under thirty, slender build, preferably blonde.

And adventurous. That one is fine.

And this one And that one. Oh,

look I'm having a party in my home.

It should be nice if you send a couple of chicks...girls over to my house so I get to meet them

like on a casual basis. And what kind of party is it?

Art. Art party. Oh, that sounds nice.

Um, I'm sure we can accommodate you. And you're more than welcome to come too.

But I am married. Thank you. Welcome.

I think the most important thing is that we find you the right woman.

So, I have all your details and I'll be Thank you for

your time. You're welcome. Thank you for calling beautiful people.

Bye. Do they have girls that look like you in there?

Um sure, they do. Great. Hello.

Thank you for calling beautiful people. How may I help you?

You know Steve, I really miss Wendy.

Don't worry buddy. You'll get a new girl to replace Wendy.

Just like that. You know, she was my perfect idea

what I had in a woman. You know, one day, she exorcized my libido for three

straight hours. I swear to god.

Oh she was awesome. But you were her toy. Don't you see that?

Look, it was your own fault. You should not be getting involved with

somebody who's still married by the way. I always make that my number one rule.

You know, she was going to get a divorce and she was going to

marry me. Wait just a minute. Time out.

She had no intention of marrying you. She thought you were a cheapskate. You proved that

last night by the way. Besides, you don't really want to get married anyway.

Yeah, you're probably right. You didn't

see this coming? Everybody else sure did. She could not stop complaining

about the world.

How about the time you gave her that zirconian necklace on Valentine's day?

God, talk about stupid!

Don't worry about it. Let's find some new chicks.

Yeah. see that's a you girl all the way.

Oh my god, that's definitely a you girl.

pull this car over? Attack buddy, attack.

This is like the snatch capital of the w Snatch-o-rama.

Hi, can I help you? Hello.

I'm Baron Von Benson. I'm having a little party.

I invited the whole staff. You're all invited all the way.

I need to do some redecorating. Do you have any experience in that?

Actually I do. I would be more than happy to help you with

suggestions. Um, why don't we take a look at some of my books here.

And you tell me what feel you're looking

What type of style you're interested in.

Uh style? Gee, I don't know. Style.

I got a great idea. Why don't you come over to my Beverly Hill's mansion?

Take a look see and then we'll go from t

like to, except store policy prohibits us from doing sales

outside of the store. So, I'm afraid it'

you freelance. Buy everything right here in the store. Get a big commission.

Think it would be a great opportunity for us. I mean me. I mean you.

What do you think? Wow, that sounds like a great idea.

Let me just run it by my husband first o

Husband?

Yes. You're married? Oh yes.

I didn't see a ring. Oh, I never wear it to work.

It's so big and it sometimes gets in the way.

Oh yeah, I bet. Nevermind.

Sir. Sir.

I really don't think this is such a good idea afterall. Thanks for your help.

What? Come on Steve.

Well, what happened? She was married.

So, that never stopped you before. I told you

to watch out for that pervert. He tries to pick up on all the new girls.

Honey, he goes around to all the stores in Beverly Hills. Wait, let me guess. Did he give

you the I'm looking for someone to marry

Actually, he asked me to come over and redecorate

his mansion. That's the scenario he always

uses but everyone around here knows not to even give him the time of day.

Well, I did tell him I was married.

So. Oh, that's why he ran out of here with his tail between his legs.

Exactly why. I get it.

Oh well.

Queen Zeeba, request permission

to take off. Permission granted. Good luck girls.

Population pollination. Population pollination out.

Check her out Steve. Oh my god, she is awesome.

We got to

follow her. No, I'm not letting her get away either. That one

was fine. Whoo-hoo. We got to

go in there. Let's go in and invite her to your party.

That way she can see the mansion. Chicks

I'll make sure she sees the car. Come here baby.

Oh. Customers.

Come on.

Baby you look great.

I love her.

Packing the charm.

Bonjour. Oh hello.

Are you guys OK? Can I help you gentlemen?

Uh, oh,

hi, I'm Baron Von Benson.

Oh and this is my best friend Steve.

Hi. Oh, oh, oh, um, is

Jimmy or Evon here? No, I'm sorry no, they're not right now, but is there something I can

help you with? Yes, I'm having a party on the 15th

and I'd love for them to come. I have an invitation right here for them.

Right over here I have an invitation.

And look, there are two invitations.

One for you too. Oh, well, I'll have to check my calendar.

Akmar!

I'll make sure they get these. Darling, how are the

little ones. They are wonderful. Oh great.

Well, we have a great new shipment in and I think that you are going to

love it.

Thank you Jim.

Call me when you can.

Now remember girls.

Everyone is counting on us to find male specimens.

Is everything in check? 10-4, ready

for takeoff captain. OK girls. Vapor lock on? That's a go.

Vapor lock on. Engines on. Engines on.

We got fire. Prepare for liftoff. Roger that captain.

Hang on girls. Here we go.

Hoo! God, you scared

me. Hi baby. Hi baby.

Do you know who that guy is out there? Do you

know who Baron Von Benson is? Just another sleaze bucket

who's trying to get his grubby paws on m

Well yeah, but he just happens to be the wealthiest American

artist in the world. He made a bundle in real estate

and now he paints. Point being, he's worth millions.

Can you say that? Millions. That loser? Yep.

Worth millions? Yep and you could have him wrapped around your little pinky.

He's got a lot of great contacts too baby.

Don't pass this one up.

Hmm. Now that changes

everything. Baron Von Benson,

here I come.

Oh. The computer

will scan for the nearest male. Until then, we will sit back

and wait. Oh how I long for a good man.

I wonder what it will be like when we integrate males back into our society.

Are you kidding? It's going to be fantastic.

Just think about it. Man all the time, any time.

I just

quiver when I think about it. Oh, we have to find

the proper men, of course. Of course.

I can't wait.

This is girlfriends of Beverly Hills. This is Jed, can I help you?

Mister Von Benson. Yes, yes, how are you

sir. Yes sir. Yes, yes. No, no, no, she doesn't

work today. I'm writing it down as we speak.

Yes. No. I'll let her know.

How did I know? She's at

lunch. I'll give her the message. I'll give her the message. I've given her all your messages.

You just missed her. She just stepped out. I'll let her know. Thank you sir.

Thank you. Thank you sir. Thank you. Goodbye. Goodbye. Good day.

Looks like a live one. Any

messages? Yes, that moron has been calling all day.

You know what, hold that thought.

I'm going in.

Can I help you? What

a lovely tie.

OK, your total is twelve thousand, five hundred

and eighty two dollars. How would you li Here's my credit card.

Can you have this shipped to my house?pp

have it sent out this afternoon. Say, since we're

getting along so well, how about having dinner with me next

Wednesday? Fantastic.

Perfect. I'll see you then.

Have a nice day. Ugh.

So glad I don't have to work Wednesdays.

This is some party you got here. Thanks so much for inviting me. This is Trixie. This little cutie

is her twin sister Dixie. Crowd: Trixie and Dixie! They work for

the airlines. They're based out of Honol Wow, thank you for flying the friendly skies.

We heard so much about you. Really? We sure have.

What a beautiful home you have. Why thank you.

Would you like to see more? Could we? Show these girls

ladies the rest of my mansion. Be my pleasure. Ladies, right this way.

Let me show you around. If I can fix either one of you up, let me know, OK?

Isn't she a little old for you? Very funny.

Look at this place. We're gonna have girls for the next three months.

Plus I got them to sign in. Guess what else?

What? I'm taping them. That's a great idea!

Oh my god. Hey, where's Elaine? She didn't show up yet.

Oh who cares? Look what you have done

here you sly fox you! Look at all the beautiful young things here.

You know, I really love your motto that women are finished over thirty-five.

Yeah, words I live by.

I hope we find some cute specimens.

i want a powerful, handsome one.

A sensitive, loving species would do it for me.

Hey man. How about that party? Oh, it

was a great party. God. Find anybody that you really like?

I kinda like those little twins. What wa What, Dixie and Trixie?

Dixie and Trixie. God, they were cute.pp

they were cute. Listen, I put marks on a

But I really think we need to hit some more spots you know. We got to

increase our options. What do you think?

It's a great idea. I'll pick you up in fifteen minutes.

We're on fire.

I don't know why we need to go to the library anyway.

is out here. Plus, you can't really hit on them at the library because you have to be quiet.

Good point. These girls are smart. They don't go to school for nothing.

Yeah, you're right. If they're smart enough

for a good education, then they won't be No more

free handouts. No more I need, I need that. I love a woman

who is independent. Hey, I just thought of something.

If these girls are smart enough to get an education, do you think they'll be too smart

for us? Hmm. Good point.

Whoa, check her out! I'll see you in fifteen minutes.

Excuse me miss. Yeah.

What a lovely folder you have. Thank you. Hi.

Hi. What's your name? Susie.

Where'd you get it? It's from my boyfriend.

Your what? Your boyfriend? You're old enough

to be my father. Forget it. Go pick on

somebody your old age gramps.

How did it go. Don't even ask. Let's go to the beach.

Let's go!

Straight!

Hi. Now this

is the place to be. Hey, is this your do

So how about dinner tonight? Oh no, I don't think so. I'm sorry.

Keep the faith, OK? Keep the faith.

We will be traveling through the Milky Way galaxy

and then the Anton galaxy.

Maybe we can find some male specimens th

Let's get back to our posts girls.

Ready for lunch? Yeah I am. Hungry as a bear. Right this way. Hey man.

Grab a seat. Hey Hon. Hi. The special drink recipe I told you about.

Here. Let's get the Baron's usual drink. So what do you think?

I just hired her yesterday. She's fine. I love those little spinners.

Your favorite kind

of spinner. Speaking of which, what about the love of your life?

I must have called her fifty times. She's never returned any of my calls.

To top it off, she never did show up at I can't believe

you put up with that crap. If I were you, I would call her up right now and give her a piece of your mind.

You're absolutely right. Give her a little piece of my mind.

Hello

Elaine. Hi it's Baron. I was wondering what happened

to you the other night. You missed a great party.

Oh,

you lost the invitation. That's understandable. That could happen

to anyone. Look, I was wondering if you would like to

meet after work for a drink. You would? I mean

great. Great. Alright, I'll pick you up around

seven o'clock? See you then.

Alright. Bye-bye. Oh.

Touch me. I'm hot.

Oh you sure are. I am so hot. Moon glow, my favorite

color.

This is the best

booth in the house ladies and gentlemen.

Right this way. Ow.

Would you care for some sake? Do you like sake? Sure.

So how you doing?

I've had a rough few days. Sake.

One for Elaine and one for Baron.

Thank you. Thank you. Enjoy.

So, like I was saying, it's been

really difficult at work lately and I've had very few sales.

Plus, I need to find a new place to live and

I'm staying with my sister and her husband right now.

But I have to move. That's too bad.

I don't think I'm going to be able to see you anymore. There are so many

sharks. So many men are out to take advantage of me.

And I just need to get out of this place Why would you want to leave a place

like Beverly Hills? It's a great place to live.

Well, I'm losing my place for one.

But I don't have anyone to help me. Plus

I'm broke. Oh,

oh, oh, you poor thing.

I got an idea. Why don't you move in with

me for a little while. Just to get back on your feet.

And I need a car.

Listen, could you order us something really cold to drink?

Like some crystal. I'm feeling so parched.

I've had a very long, long day.

Steve,

some crystal.

So, you wanna come by

and see the new place tomorrow? I'd love to.

Here's to my new roommate.

And here's to my new generous boyfriend.

I think we have a problem.

Check the speed reactor. It's not working.

Check the override button. The override

speed reactor is not working properly.pp

Oh yes, what a beautiful

home. Thank you.

I'll take that.

Just think, you wake up to this every morning.

Oh, yeah.

How would you like to be the contessa of my home?

Well, if I were the contessa of your home,

would you buy me designer clothing and

shower me with expensive jewelry?

Well, no, but I have a friend

that's a jeweler and I sometimes barter my artwork with him.

So, I'm sure I can work something out in that department, but

until then, you stay there, I will supply you with food and lodging

and you can work, save your money and buy whatever else you might need.

Thanks.

I'll think about it. Let's see the rest of the house, shall

we? Certainly.

Oh my god. Uh oh.

Red alert. Repeat red alert.

We're going down. We got a red alert. I repeat, we got

a red alert.

Set controls for the nearest inhabitable planet.

option? Everyone prepare to land. This is

incredible. Interior unknown. Vibrations

36 billion. Spiral fluctuations, unknown.

So, look at this. These fluctuations are Gentlemen,

we got ourselves a UFO. That means from intelligent life from another galaxy.

It's definitely the find of the century. Track this. I don't want to lose it.

So, how does Saturday night sound?

My little hot mama.

I'd love to Baron, but I have to do something about my financial

situation. Don't forget, it was your idea.

You promised, and I'm relying on you.

Put your loader fly belts on. Brace your

in?

What was that? I don't know. I got to go. I'll call you later.

Uh. Uh.

Higgins. You hear that?

Oh, where do you think we are? I don't know.

Rayan, put your male membrane scanner on.

Silica, get your weapon. Yes, commander.

Let's go see what's out there. How are those numbers? It went down

somewhere in Beverly Hills, westwood are

go get the car. Let's go. Come on. Let's go.

Where do you think we are? Hey look!

We must be on planet Bootslack. Get the male membrane

scanner ready. Yes commander.

Girls, girls. He's

off the charts. I've never seen anything like this before.

Evidently, looks are deceiving.

I'm in heaven. Let's get a closer look. Roger that.

Aye chihuahua! Aye!

Let's go.

Help! Help! What's going on out here?

What is this a freak show you little pervert? That's it. You're fired. Get the hell

out of here. I'm never coming back here again! Good. You can't be loitering around my

backyard. This is private property. If I have to

I'll call the police.

Male, what planet are we on? You're on earth.

Oh no, not earth men. We are way off course.

This is the most primitive planet in the

But it does have a very large population

almost half of them are men. But they are so

emotionally inferior. What are you talking about? I realize us

men aren't perfect earthlings, but I resent those comments.

I'm a very intellectual man and I'm a gentleman. Let me introduce myself.

My name is Baron Von Benson and this is

My name is Katana and this is Silica and

Rayan. Hi. Can you help us?

Sure, what can I do? Do you have any informational

channel waves we may use? I don't know. What are informational channel waves?

Of course, earthlings are probably even

too primitive for that sort of informati Do you have any computers or books

we can study while we're here to learn a Sure, I got books, computers,

a fax machine. I even have a television with every channel selection. Make yourself at home.

Come on in. Female voice: We have a special news

bulletin. We have spotted what is believed to be a

UFO spacecraft. It is extremely urgent that this vessel be located.

It is believed that the craft has landed in the Beverly Hills or

Santa Monica area. All residents are encouraged to report any strange activity

to your local police stations. We now return you back to your regularly scheduled

programming. Great. How did they know we landed?

The anti-detector force field must have deactivated during our emergency

landing. We will all be in serious trouble if they find us here.

What should we do? We must continue our mission. As soon

as the spaceship is repaired we will be on our way. Baron,

may we seek refuge here? I don't see why not.

I mean, it's the only choice we have now. I have some

guest rooms down at the end of the hall.

Elaine, what are you drunk? Why haven't you called?! I know I didn't call you back.

Look something came up. Where have you been? Listen,

um, I'm not going to be able to let you stay here after all.

What? You promised! What's the matter wi I realized I promised,

You fucking... I had some guests come in unexpectedly and

I'm not good enough? I'm sorry. No it's not!

I know I know I promised. You better not! Please don't

scream. Don't be mad. I'm gonna be mad.

Listen, I'll call you later. Wow.

Steve,

I got a problem. Elaine is a royal pain in the ass.

That's not half of it, and you're not going to believe this.

Three space girls have landed in my back What? No, I'm not kidding.

I swear to god and they're beautiful and they can read your

mind. And what else can they do? I don't know what else they can do.

Look, my problem is, I don't know

what to do with them. First of all, don't tell a soul.

It could mean big trouble. No kidding.

OK, look, I'll be over first thing in the morning and we'll figure this thing out.

Don't panic man. Everything is going to be OK.

I need you.

Space girls?

Good morning girls. Morning. Have a seat.

Mary has made her fabulous Belgian waffles. I think

you're going to love them. Where we're from, we stopped ingesting

food eons ago. Yeah, we take pills for our

sustenance. Suit yourself, but boy you're missing

out.

I don't want to miss out on anything.

Me neither. Mmm.

Don't even think about it.

Delicious.

You got my hair.

Pie sir? Absolutely.

Why thank you Higgins. No wonder no one

answered the door. What in the heck is g Just having a

little breakfast. Looks like breakfast is having you.

My name is Professor Pinprick, I'm looking for a flying saucer that crashed somewhere

around here. I was wondering if you seen it.

Steve, I need to talk to you. My pleasure.

Baron, you want to explain what's going on?

What do you think? Didn't I tell you?

Wow, you're right. They are hot.

But are you sure that they are the same as normal

human. Steve!

I'm not really concerned about their body parts. The problem is

what am I going to do with them? Look, I haven't seen you have this much fun

since what's her name?

Oh come on, don't be such a fuddy duddy. Just think,

all possibilities of having an all girl

planet. What am I going to tell the neighbors?

If anyone asks you, they are from another country, like

Nova Scotia. Look, I'm serious.

I don't want any undue attention around here.

I'm a very private person and I want to keep it that way.

OK, you're right. Your best solution is to keep them

under wraps until they can split.

We've got to make them blend in somehow. You got to get them out of those

outfits.

Oh no.

What should I do? Remain calm. Everything is going to be alright.

What's wrong? This cop wants to give us a ticket.

I can't get another ticket or I'll lose my license. Not to mention the fact

I'm harboring illegal space aliens.

Hello officer.

Driver's license, registration and proof of

insurance please. Yes sir. What did I

do wrong? Speeding. Was I?

Oh no. I'm so sorry. You see,

I'm in a bit of a hurry. It's my nephew's birthday today and I sort of promised

him I'd have the girls there

to perform. That's nice.

Just how old is this lucky nephew? He's

uh, 10. That's nice.

That's no excuse to speed!

Especially on my beat. It looks like

I'm gonna have to write you up.

Oh officer. Yep.

Oh officer. Uh-huh. I think

you are very very hungry.

I feel very hungry. You must

eat now. I think I must eat

now.

You all can go. You don't have any ketch No.

No, I don't think so. Have a nice day.pp

Thanks. You all have a nice day.

Best damn ticket I've ever had.

Well hello Baron. Hello Elaine.

How are you? Great and how are you? Oh, I'm

fine. What a lovely tie you have on.

Oh, why thank you. So, who are they?

Oh, those girls? Friends of mine. What's with the strange

clothing? Well, that's the new in thing where they're from.

Oh. Where are they from?

Uh, Nova Scotia. Oh.

I thought I would just bring them in here to get some Beverly Hills attire.

Plus, you're going to get a good commission.

Well, gee, thank you. Um,

let me know if you need anything, OK? Sure.

Thank you. Elaine,

have you gotten in with that wealthy tycoon yet? Everybody in town

knows he's after you. So what's the prob

like a cheap suit, especially when I told him

I was moving to San Francisco. Look,

you know and I know that this guy would love to get in your panties.

So what's the problem?

He repulses me, but boy,

do I love his money. If only he didn't

have a bad reputation for being such a c

He doesn't look like a cheapskate to me. I told you

go with him. Well,

you're right. I'm not done yet.

I'll get something out of him. You just

watch. You better do it soon because those three friends of his

are cutting into our action. What is up with those three friends of his anyway?

I don't know. Listen,

I'm gonna go see if I can go help them out with anything.

Wow.

Fineto!

Sven, you've outdid yourself again.

Beautiful girls. You look very beautiful.

� What is

� it about you. I'm so drawn

� to? Cuz normally

� I'm not even like that.

� You're so good to me

� It's frightening really, and I wonder �

� to myself. Where does

� this passion come from. It's amazing �

� that I let my heart

� feel so much for you

� I can't explain it. I

� get crazy around you. I feel so �

� alive.

� I feel alive.

� Yeah. Oh.

� Alive.

� Alive

� Alive. Alive.

� Yeah. Oh.

I just love shopping.

Bravo. Bravo. Where on earth. I mean,

Vanisia did you learn to sing like that?

of Vanisia sing like this. Really? We have all kinds of specialties.

I bet that's not all you can do. Now, now Baron.

I'll have Higgins make us some dinner.

Higgins!

Earth.

Did Katana find any males? Yes,

that's right. Katana found a male, but

he had made some very poor choices in females. One,

particular.

That cheap old bastard

thinks he's going to screw me over then

And I'm sure he's got tons of it. Oh yeah.

All that valuable art work, I'll never have to work another day in my life.

And if you play your cards right,

neither will you. I can live with that.

Did you bring your camera. Did I bring

the camera? You stupid? Let's go.

Do you see

what I'm seeing? Oh my god.

Make sure you're getting this.

I'm getting everything. Wow.

This is amazing.

This is just what we need. I sense others. There!

I think they saw us. Quick, let's get out of here.

Come on!

That was close. Where's the camera. Jesus! I must have

dropped it when you yanked me away you b

You know those girls back there? I bet they're

the space aliens that they're talking ab

Right away. Whoa, what are you talking about? The police?

I don't want any funny business going on in my house!

Well, you know what I mean. I want those foreign chicks out.

Let's go!

Hey Sarge, we got this whacko out here

talking about some aliens or something.

Send her in. Right. Ma'am.

How do you do ma'am. I'm officer Downs. Why don't you have a seat?

So, what seems to be the problem?

I'm here to make a report. OK. And your name is? Elaine Cashbender.

Elaine

Cashspender. Not spender. It's bender. B!

B-b-b-b-b. Bender. Elaine,

Cash b. Bender.

OK, what seems to be the problem? I know where the aliens

are. Illegal immigrants. Not the illegal immigrants you

nimrod. The space aliens. I just came from Baron Von

Benson's place and there is some stuff going on up there.

I mean, objects were just floating around and moving around

all by themselves, and we had to hurry

and do something. Let me get this straight. You're saying that there were some

strange space creatures at Baron Von

Benson's place? Is that right? That is exactly what I just said. There is weird

stuff going on up there, and stuff is just like floating

around. We need to do something about it.

OK. Well, thank you very much for your valuable information. We'll get on it.

Right away. That's all you're gonna do?

That's all you're gonna do? Well, aren't you gonna arrest him?

Calm down ma'am. He hasn't exactly committed any crime now.

Has he? What are you talking about? Try aiding and abetting

illegal space creatures! You are just

so worthless and you're wasting my time.

You Dunk'n Donut doof.

What was that all about? Get me the

space lab on the phone. Yes sir.

He says we had lunch together.

A toast to my new

fabulous guests. Here here.

Silica,

that's such a pretty name. It means glas

planet Vanisia, our ancestors are formed from elements

and minerals. My ancestors came from the lava fields.

I'm both liquid and solid.

And Rayan? My ancestors came from electro

magnetic fields. My intentions translate into energy.

Dare I ask what does Katana mean? Oh yes.

Katana means all. She has the most special and

beloved ancestry of all the people on our planet. She has the power

of all the minerals and elements. It was her ancestors

that helped the tribes of our planet recognize that we are one

energy with a singular purpose. Among the citizens of Vanisia

there are many that believe that Katana will one day be our queen.

Really? It is much too soon to be talking about things of this nature.

May I help you? Yes, my name is Professor Pinprick.

I'm here to see Mr. Baron Von Benson. One moment.

Please. Mmm-hmm.

There is a professor Pinprick to see you Tell him I'm busy.

Yes sir. The nerve of people to interrupt such a fine dining

experience. I'm sorry but Mr. Von Benson is extremely busy. Perhaps

you can come back another time. This is a very important matter. I need to speak to him at once.

One moment please. Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.

I'll have to ring you in. I'm sorry to bother you.

Mr. Von Benson, my name is Professor Pinprick. I work for the space

intelligence agency. Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?

Can't you see that we are in the middle of dinner? This better be important.

We have reason to believe that a certain

Aliens? Are you joking? Where did you get such ludicrous

information? We have a source. Well it's an unreliable source. I'm an important

respectable man in this community and I don't appreciate you people wasting my time with

foolishness. As you can see, I have guests. So, if you'll please excuse me.

Do you mind if we look around? Make it quick and then leave.

Thank you sir. OK boys.

Uh-oh, you lose. No, I think if you really count this closely, it's almost

fifteen hundred. Here you go. Listen, that's the end of that game.

On a serious note, people are starting to get suspicious.

You're right. We must get the ship fixed immediately.

Silica, do you know what we need? We need to fix the bilateral

compact transmitter. Baron, do you have access to a compressor?

Would a food compressor do? Perfect.

That'll do. I just happen to have one in my restaurant along with some other things

that I can donate to the cause. We could go tomorrow night.

In the meantime, let's check out my house for

anything else you might need. That's so nice

of you. Can I come too? Of course you can come too.

What about Katana? I'll stay here with Baron.

And fix the micro compressor.

Remember, keep your communicators open at all

times. Yes commander. Hey Steve-a-rino.

Be a good boy. Yes commander.

� And you don't know what it's like �

� to love a little lady

� An alien.

Hi. Hi.

How long you been there? I heard

you singing so I thought I'd come in. What's that?

I'm shaving. Oh. Don't you shave. In Vanisia?

No. We take pills every six months.

Really? Here on earth, us men earthlings,

we have to shave. You know what? I've had this mustache

since my sophomore year at Stamford.

I'm gonna shave this baby off. Shave that baby off. Shave this

baby off!

Good morning. Good morning. Wow.

I've never ever experienced anything lik Neither

have I. What do you mean? When I was very young, all

our men were killed off by war. You're the first man I've ever been

with. You were a virgin? Wow

I feel like alive. I feel like

a million bucks. You look like a million bucks. I do?

Take a look at yourself.

Where's my gray? What's this

all about? On our planet, when we make love,

Yeah. They regenerate 10 to 15 years.

Depending on how intense the love is.

Well, I say we must be doing pretty good because

I look great! Wait until I

tell Steve about it.

Why did she choose Baron?

Because he was a good

man at heart and living without male species

is just incomplete. As our

female planet discovered. I wanna know what happened

come on! OK.

I will tell you just a little more. Yay!

Telephone.

Hello. Hey Steve, how you doing?

It's going great over here. We are working extra hard.

Perfect. Katana and I will meet you at the grill at

nine o'clock tonight, OK? Okie Dokie.

Gotta get back to work now. See you tonight.

Easy on the tootsie.

Hi guys. Wow, you look

great! I feel great all because of this beautiful girl right here.

Oh, by the way girls, I got the scanner Great.

That means we'll be leaving soon.

Mr. Patise, the singer up and quit. I don't

know what to do sir. Are you kidding? What am I going to do now? Everyone expects singing.

I've got lady Elsa and her grand society club here.

I'm sorry sir. I really don't know what

not let the girls sing? They have the most enchanting voices I've ever heard.

Would you? Please put your hands together for

the Vanisians!

� What

� is it about you. I'm so

� drawn to? Cuz normally

� I'm not even like that.

� You make me laugh inside. Make me laugh �

� at life. It's amazing.

� that I let my heart

� feel so much for you

� I can't explain it

� I get crazy around you.

� I feel so alive.

� I feel alive.

� Yeah. Oh.

� Alive.

� Oh

� Alive.

� Oh.

� Alive. Alive.

� Yeah. Oh.

Lady Elsa. Baron how are you. Good to see you.

Thank you for coming. It's my pleasure. Thanks for inviting me.

I hope you enjoyed it. Lady Elsa, his is

This is Silica. Silica, how beautiful. Last but not least, this

is Rayan. Rayan, how are you? Great.

Baron, we don't have the entertainment set for the fundraiser at your home.

Do you think. We'd love to. You bet.

My pleasure. Thank you so much. This is gonna make our

goal.

Here's the compressor I promised you.

Great! Oh and

the vice grip. Oh.

What's that?

What? That pink glow?

It's just a good feeling. A feeling? Yeah.

You know. No, I don't.

Don't understand. Yes you do.

But now,

we must put good feelings aside and get back to work. The commander

I'll get a soldering iron. Roger that.

Is that who I think it is? I'll be right back.

Hey. I'll see you later.

Well, well, well, if it isn't

the new and improved Baron.

Thank god we have the gamma part. Luckily, I brought a spare.

What is our

reading? 6560.

copy that. All we need to do

is solder the gamma right there.

And we will be good to go.

Where is he?

Rayan? I'll be right there.

I just love what you did to

your hair. So why haven't you called sweetie?

Well, I've been involved with my guests.

Speaking of which. I know what's going on

in that mansion of yours and I'm gonna make sure everybody

else knows too.

Wow.

The important gamma part.

I realize

we didn't click but if you think you can blackmail me,

you have another thing coming. Fine.

Everybody, I have an announcement to make.

Where's the gamma part? I thought you had it.

There it is. What are you doing? That belongs to us!

Stop! Baron Von Benson here

Shut up. Get down.

What are you gonna do about is?

Quick, this woman is having a cranial

seizure. Call the paramedics.

That little gorkin. What are we going to do

now? Come on. What is she, an epileptic?

She's been acting really strange lately. I think she's on

drugs. We got to get a restraint chair.

alien.

People, please, clear out of the way.

Give us some room here. Coming through here people. Please.

Kat, her sidekick

stole the gamma. Oh no, we gotta get it back. Baron,

what should we do? Don't worry. We'll get it back from that little peon.

Let's go.

Mr. Von Benson,

you girls can't come back here.

I believe you have something of ours. I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

I'm afraid you do. No,

I don't. Yes you

do.

Oh, she has it. She took it this morning Who?

Elaine. She took it to the Nasa lab. Oh, don't do that again.

Let's go. Wow, what the

hell was that?

See. See!

See what I have? It's from a spaceship.

None of you believed me. You all thought I was

lazy. Just put it down. Just put it down.

Very interesting.

We're gonna have to analyze this right a

sluts? Get special forces. Pick up the space sluts. I mean space girls.

Right away. Yes! Yes! Yes! I won. Ne-ne-ne

ne-ne-ne.

I'm really sorry this happened Kat.

Are you still willing to do the charity?

Of course I am. We are going to give the best performance

we possibly can to Lady Elsa. Sure been great having

you around here lately. I just love earth.

It's so much fun. I know.

I haven't had this much fun in years. It's all because of you.

Nobody move!

What's going on here? You stay right there. We're taking over. She's under arrest. Section 465

aliens without citizenship. What are you talking about? No! Let me go! Stop!

Baron! Baron! I love that woman!

Hey!

Wait for me! Katana!

Steve, it's me. Pick up. I know

you're working hard. Just pick up. Listen, they got Katana.

They came in here, shot her up with something, and took her away. You got to tell Silica and Rayan

to use their brainwaves to see if we can locate her. I'm on my way. Call me on my

cell phone. If she's an alien, I'd like to visit that planet.

Katana connect!

Katana! Katana are you alright? Katana connect.

Katana! What are your coordinates? Coordinates.

Coordinates? Professor quickly! What's the matter nurse?

Look. Zero. It looks like she's in some sort

of trance. It's those drugs. She needs some

adrenaline. She's delirious. That'll wake her up, and then she can answer

some questions. Start those tests immedi

Zero, zero.

I wonder how they take pain.

Nurse hold her down. But we've already taken over a pint of fluid.

It could be dangerous for her. Just do what i say and hold her down.

You creep! I always knew you were a pervert.

Oh you certainly live up to your name. Pinprick!

But I need you. I don't know what happen Zero.

Seven. I got her!

Steve, she's at the space lab!

Nurse! Yes doctor. Quickly she's out of control. Sedate her.

Just do it. I will take full responsibility. Now, just do it.

Do it! Alright.

Baron, we located Katana. Now you stay there. We're on our way.

She's saying she's pregnant. Oh Baron, did you hear that?

She's pregnant! Baron?

Good.

You can't come in here. This is a high security

facility.

Oh she doesn't look good. Her strength

is at 45 percent. We must energize her.

Prepare for energy engagement. Connecting.

75 percent. 90 percent.

Welcome back. I'm glad you girls made it. We thought we lost

you. Get dressed.

Clear!

Baron, we got her. She's gonna be just f

place. I'm gonna get those space girls.

And no rinky dink fundraiser is gonna stop me!

Ugh! Did you hear about the fundraiser at Von

Benson's tonight? Why yes, every millionaire in town will be

there. Anyone who's anyone will be there.

What do you think of this?

It's dashing. Thank you.

Did you know about the fundraiser tonight at Von Benson's?

Of course I did. Everybody knows about i

you tell me you idiot? Because being as nosy

as you are, I figured you already had all the gory details.

Very funny. Listen, we must get tickets to that event.

Whoo!

Who's your daddy? Ooh baby.

Slick. Nobody will know who I am.

And you are? JD and E Murray.

Enjoy yourselves. Thank you. Thank you.

I understand

you're pregnant. I am. Is that what you want?

Yes it is! Great honey. Great.

There you guys are. Is the ship ready to

right before the guests started to arrive. We leave as soon as we fulfill our

commitment. If you keep the party going until we're through here,

we can lift off without being detected b On behalf of

Pediatric Cancer Association, I want to welcome all of you to tonight's

charity event. Last year we raised four hundred and twenty

five thousand dollars. This year, our pledges already go beyond

five hundred and fifty thousand.

You name him after me now. I will.

Alright. We got two minutes and you're on.

Good luck!

Oh my god!

Oh my god! What happened?

What happened? Higgins?

Oh my god. Higgins!

Don't you die on me. Call for help!

Don't you die on me! Now listen. There's not a lot of time.

I'm needed on your planet and you're needed here.

I know Baron. He's not going to be able to live without you.

Oh my Harry.

Harry. Harry.

He's gone. Gone! I can't believe it.

What am I going to do without my Harry?

Harry! You're OK! I'm alright now.

Don't you ever do that

to me again Harry. No more of that Viagr

Baron, it's OK.

I'm gonna miss him.

He's not dead. He's alive. I saved him. What?

He's alive. This will not

happen again. You stay around. I think somebody's at the door.

Back to work. Ladies and gentlemen, the Vanisians!

� Are you awake my dear

� We need to talk. It's so clear. �

� Something is missing in our lives. �

� I used to make you laugh

� and you could make me think about stuff �

� We would take the time to find what matters �

� to both of us.

� Let's get Hey everybody freeze! What are you gentlemen doing here?

Those girls are space aliens and they ar No!

You're ruining our fundraiser. Get them girls.

Spae aliens!

Oh my god. They're getting away. Stop them!

Get out of the way!

You nincompoops.

You let them get away! Ooh, how could you? You

idiot! You're letting them get away!

There!

How long of a trip is this gonna be anyw Quite long.

But it won't feel that way. Don't worry.

cargo. After what we have planned, I don't think you'll want it to end.

I think I'm going to enjoy this trip.

Hang on tight everybody. You are

as dumb as you look. Listen lady, my job and my reputation

are on the line because of you, and do you know when I went to the higher ups

and I'm confronted with all this mess?PP

This dumb blonde was just jealous and ju I don't think

so. I didn't make anything up!

Aliens? I don't see any aliens. Fellas, do you see

the aliens?No! This is just

a fundraiser and you're just a girl.

Take her away! They are aliens.

I'm not a menace. Get your hands off me.

Ugh! How do I get myself

into these messes. Christ!

Come on Steve. Where are you? I've been calling all night.

Come on. I miss the girls.

Especially Katana. I need you now. You're my best

friend, and I. Hi there. Oh my god.

Hi! What happened? We switched.

Steve wanted to go to the planet Vanisia and repopulate with the girls and

I wanted to stay here and be with you.

You make me the happiest man in the whole

universe.

And as it so happened,

Katana sent one male back to Vanisia.

And who do you suppose that was? Father.

Yes. That was your father.

After Katana stayed in that beautiful planet,

and queen Zeeba retired, I was appointed

the queen and that my little sweethearts, is how

I became queen.