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Lord Bhairava…

it's been so many years since my daughter got married,

but they don't have a child yet.

Please bless them with a child.

Lord Bhairava has never let down anybody who put their faith in him.

Today is Mahapournami. Pray with all your heart…

and stay in the temple tonight. Then all your wishes will come true.

Okay, priest. We'll do that.

BHAIRAVA TEMPLE

Priest…

you must be tired from the long journey on foot.

Here's an offering from the temple. Please have it.

If you don't mind, please have the offering.

Please have it, priest.

Both my heart and stomach are full.

So, what brings you to Lord Bhairava's temple?

Priest, it's been six years since we got married.

We don't have a child yet.

So, we prayed to Lord Bhairava to bless us with a child.

Here, take it.

We prayed for a child, but you are gifting us a puppy?!

This isn't an ordinary puppy like you think.

This rare puppy was born at Lord Bhairava's temple sanctuary,

on the full moon in the month of Chaitra.

Wherever the puppy goes, that place and people will flourish and prosper.

It has a higher life span compared to other dogs.

As this dog's dynasty flourishes, its master's dynasty will also flourish.

My heart says you must keep it, so please take it.

Thank you for your blessing, priest.

-Natraj, where were you? -What happened?

-The bank manager called you. -Oh, really?

Mother-in-law, you go inside. I'll be back.

Bhairavar, shall we go in?

Sarojini?

What happened, dear?

What happened?

It's good news.

Our prayers to Lord Bhairava didn't go in vain.

This family is going to have an heir.

-You applied for a truck loan, right? -Yes, sir.

Please sign these papers.

-Here. -Thanks a lot, sir.

BHAIRAVAR TRANSPORT

-Check if everything is here. -Why did you call me in such a hurry?

It's a boy.

My grandson is here.

-Where's Sarojini? -Upstairs.

Isn't it?

Please make out a bill for this.

Hey, turn off the song!

-That's the girl! Kidnap her! -Get her!

-Come on! -Hey!

-Come on, move! -Let go of me!

Hello.

We have kidnapped your daughter. Hold on.

-Here, talk! -Daddy, save me!

-Daddy, please… -Gayu, don't worry! Daddy's here!

Don't you dare call the police. Wait for our boss' call.

Who are you?

Boss, we kidnapped Vinoth Mishra's daughter as per your orders.

Boss, that girl's father is waiting for your call.

Boss, it's getting late. We must be there by 10:30.

Oh Lord, bless us with good fortune.

Come on.

Idiot! He keeps nagging me like a cat when I'm praying!

-Greetings, sir. -Greetings, boss!

-Greetings, leader! -Greetings, leader!

-Good morning, sir. -It's scorching hot outside!

-Yeah. -Boss, here's the phone.

-Thanks. Come in your vehicle. -Come on.

-Greetings, sir. -Greetings. Please sit. Please.

-So, Aarmugam… -Yes, sir?

-hope you're doing well. -Yes, sir.

How was your daughter's baby shower?

-It went well with your blessings. -All the credit goes to God.

CENTRAL JAIL

-Hello. -Hope my boys informed you.

Hey, do you have any idea who I am?

Do you know how many political connections I have?

I'll nab you and get you killed in an encounter…

and then I'll make it a headline on all the news channels!

Do you want to see that? You've messed with the wrong person!

-Hey! -Were you abusing me?

Fine. I know very well about you, and that's why I kidnapped your daughter.

Try finding out about me…

and you'll be collecting your daughter's butchered corpse.

What do you want me to do now?

Now, that's the point.

Come straight to the High Court with ten crore rupees.

To the High Court?!

Here.

They don't allow phones inside, hence the earphones.

Das!

My Lord, there is no evidence to prove that he has indulged in kidnapping,

so please declare him innocent and release him.

Objection, My Lord!

I've come to the High Court as you ordered.

-Do you see the parking lot? -I do, sir.

Look out for a black car with registration number 7097.

I saw it, sir.

-Place the money in that car's trunk. -Okay.

I've placed the bag in the car.

Thanks. Now, go home.

-My daughter? -Go home. She will come home.

My Lord, we need time to investigate

every nook and corner of this case.

So, we request the court to give us some more time.

Oh, my fate!

The next hearing of this case will be on the coming 16th.

Now that you've got more time, come out!

Hey!

-Boss. -Here.

Leave the car in the parking lot, and let the girl go.

-Okay, boss. -Okay, boss.

I would've been a better lawyer than my lawyer if I had studied Law!

-Does that judge have a daughter? -Yes, sir.

That's all I need.

-Sir, your phone. -Yes, that's important.

Fine, then. You can leave.

-Okay, sir. -Yeah.

VADAPALANI LORD TEMPLE

-My darling… -Madam!

-Is Mr. Narayanan home? -Yes.

-Officers are on the way. Call him. -Officers?!

-Dear! -What is it?

What are you doing? Please come out!

I was busy with something.

Except for me, you're busy with everything!

-Some officers are coming. Come on. -Officers?

My granny is kind of shy But she had nine babies

Naai Sekar!

What's up, Ramalingam? Long time no see.

Let's only talk and nothing else!

For me, taking risks is like eating rusks.

I was shell-shocked!

No, thank you! Forget it!

-How are you, Malai? -Come to my hood! I dare you!

See you!

My dear calm and peaceful fans, I extend my warm welcome to you all.

What a crowd! The collection is going to be off the charts!

You can't put an end to me!

I told you…

you can't put an end to me!

It's time to start my technical game.

His hair has turned Grey, but his mustache is pitch-dark! What a freak!

Sir, your introduction?

Hey! He'll think and come up with an intro! Shut up!

Okay.

Gross! It's the toilet!

Fine, let's start.

So, this Popsicle is the house owner!

-Is that your elder daughter? -No! That's my missus!

Oh, the missus!

-Then, is she the mistress? -Mistress? No, she's my daughter!

-Oh, your daughter. -By the way, who are you?

I'm from the Dogs Welfare Organization.

I'm Mr. Natrajan, MA Philosophy.

I have never heard of Dogs Welfare Organization.

-Nobody has. -What?

Quiet! Is this dog your pet, or is it a street dog?

-It's our pet. -Then why have you tied it up?

We tie it up once in a while.

Why does the floor look so wet?

Well, the dog peed on the floor.

-Peed on the floor? -Yes.

You tie it up, and it will pee, poop, and even vomit here!

The virus from them will spread across

the houses, streets, cities, and countries!

Now, that's science!

I accuse you of being the agent who spreads this virus worldwide!

-Hey, note this point! -Noted, sir.

Sir, why are you raising a ruckus? My dog just peed a little.

-Shut up! -Oh, God!

-What did you feed the dog this morning? -I fed it vada curry.

You fed it vada curry?!

Everybody feeds Pedigree to their dogs, but you fed it vada curry?!

-Note this point! -Okay, sir.

Leave all that. So, married?

Sir, I just told you that she is my wife and she is my daughter--

-Hey! I'm asking if your dog is married! -My dog?!

Sir, I'm just looking for a groom for my daughter.

You can get married and lead a happy family life…

but you conspire and prevent an animal from leading a family life!

Am I right?

I accuse you of denying your dog a family life and making it aphrodisiac

so that it rapes millions of street dogs! That's your plan, right?

That's my second accusation!

Note the point!

So, how many charges are on him?

-He let his dog starve! -Charge no. 1.

-He tied it up and tortured it! -Charge no. 2.

He's denying its marriage and making it an aphrodisiac.

That's charge no. 3. Any idea what charge no. 4 is?

-Yes. -Go ahead, say it.

He forced the dog to pee in front of an officer and made the officer watch it.

-That's it! -I made him do it?!

He walked in voluntarily, peeped, and sniffed it.

I sniffed it?! Shut up!

Come to the Dogs Welfare Organization, answer our questions, and take your dog.

-More questions? -Jimiki!

-It has just begun! -Jimiki!

-Jimiki! -What is she screaming?

-That's our dog's name. -Your dog's name?!

By the way, what's your name?

-Naamakatti Narayanan. -Naamakatti Narayanan!

You'll receive a call in 15 minutes.

-Pay the fine and retrieve your dog. -No, sir.

-Sir! -Fine?!

VADAPALANI LORD TEMPLE

-Dad! -What is it?

-I called up the Corporation. -And?

There is nothing called Dogs Welfare Organization.

-What?! Really? -Yes, Dad!

Usually, kidnappers sketch a plan and kidnap girls!

Now, they've started kidnapping dogs?!

Who were those guys, then?

BEWARE OF DOGS

-Rakozhi. -Yes, boss?

Call Naamakatti.

Hi, Jimiki.

-Here, boss. -I love you.

Someone's calling.

-Now, what? -Put it on speakerphone.

Okay.

Hello, am I speaking to Naamakatti Narayanan?

-Yes, tell me. -It's your Jimiki's kidnapper.

What? Jimiki's kidnapper?

So, you're the one who stole my dog in the name of the Dogs Welfare Organization!

Of course, it was me. Naai Sekar.

You're not Naai Sekar but a dog thief!

-Hey! Stop talking like a fool, man! -Did you just call me a fool?

Pay a 50,000 rupees service charge and take back your dog, you carrot-man!

Fifty thousand?!

Hey, I'm not a Tirupathi priest but a local Tiruporur priest.

I don't have such money.

I don't care if you are a priest or someone else!

I made a plan and stole your dog.

All you had to do was give it two biscuits.

It'd have followed you home.

Why did you make a plan for this?

Fine, I'll give you a discount of 50 paise.

Look, pack 49,999.50 rupees in a bundle, come to Pallavaram Hills,

and hand it over.

-Give it to me. -Hey!

-Sekar, Auntie here. -Auntie?!

What is it, Auntie?

It's been a while since Uncle even climbed the cot…

and you want him to climb Pallavaram Hills?!

Why? What happened to Uncle?

Both his knees have gone weak…

and both his kidneys have failed.

What?! Both his kidneys have failed?!

-Yes-- -Give it to me.

Why are you telling the kidnapper about my kidney?

Hey, this is none of your business!

Tell me, where should I bring the money?

Uncle, I'm not interested in dealing with you hereafter.

Whatever it is, I'll talk to Auntie.

Auntie, you have to deal with this matter now. Snatch the phone from him.

Give it to me. I'll smartly deal with him.

Now, don't make me feel bad saying that.

You just keep quiet!

Where should I come?

Auntie, for your sake, I'm ready to meet at the base of the hill.

You do one thing. Come there with the money.

You'll find a postbox over there.

Open it and keep the money inside. I'll take care of the rest.

-Okay. -Oh, God! What is she saying?

Auntie, while coming, bring me some tamarind rice and pongal from home.

-Come soon. -Okay.

Okay, Auntie.

I wish you and I were locked up in my room

And I'll be very very happy

I'm here.

-Keep the money inside the postbox. -Okay.

Done.

Your dog is inside that garbage can. Take it.

Okay.

CHENNAI CORPORATION

Oh, God! Jimiki!

Jimiki!

Shall we go?

Lift it.

-So, guys, the postbox is here. -Indeed, boss.

-Very good. -Auntie did exactly what you told her.

After all, she's our auntie.

By the way, who are they?

He's the driver who supplies us with new cars every day…

but we haven't paid him a penny yet.

-He won't leave until we pay him Rs. 9000. -Okay.

-And who is that man? -The mess owner.

That's where we eat all our meals and meats. We owe him Rs. 4000.

Fine, pay him. Settle their debts…

and deposit the rest in our company's account.

-Okay! Sure thing! -Okay!

Hey, open the box!

Hold this.

Only a spoonful of pongal is here.

-Only a spoonful of pongal?! -Yeah.

-Check how many spoons are over there. -Yes, boss.

There's only holy ash and kumkum in it.

Check where the tamarind rice is! Is this a joke?

-Boss. -Yes?

There's something else here. Shall I take it out?

Do it, man!

It must be the check.

Boss, it's a letter.

A letter?

Did someone take it for a real postbox and mail a letter?

Read it.

"To beloved Naai Sekar from your auntie.

Thank you, you turned out to be thankful like a dog.

You took good care of my dog Jimiki,

so I did puja in Bhairava Temple in your name and kept the offerings there.

Please have it until you and your friends are full. "

See if she has written anything about the money.

Wait, I'll check.

"I haven't kept any money inside, but I've kept some fruits. "

Fruits? Who asked for fruits?

What's going on? Where is the money?

-It's gone! -You cheeky woman!

In the end, Auntie deceived us with those fruits.

-Hello. -Hello!

Hey! I am not talking to you over the phone to say "hello!"

Everything was going smoothly, wasn't it?

That uncle was right on track.

Why did you have to talk to Auntie? Poori, pongal, and tamarind rice, my foot!

You should have taken the money first and then returned the dog!

-Don't you have any sense? Now, look! -Leave it.

-She just kept fruits in it and mocked us. -Leave it. Forget it.

Hello! Who asked you to romance her instead of doing business?

-You think we are doing business?! -Shut up! Don't say a word!

-What are we supposed to do for money now? -Wait!

He did a foolish thing like a lunatic, and you're asking him?!

He's so tiny yet so loud!

Did you see that, Surangani? Look how they are insulting your uncle!

Uncle, you're the king of this trade.

But when it comes to getting deceived, you're the king of kings!

Shame on you! Why did you have a soft corner for Auntie?

-Oh, God! -Hello!

Solve your issues later. First, settle our amount.

He's asking for wine even before reaching the vineyard!

-Wait! He will settle your amount! -Hey!

Give me an idea before dragging me into it.

Don't worry, boss.

Let's borrow money from the loan shark Vardharajan and do the settlement.

So, we'll have to continue the kidnapping business by borrowing money?!

Thanks for the money. Come on, guys.

-Sekar. -What now?

Sign this agreement.

Here you go!

Now, what's this?

I thought it'd be a single paper, but it's a whole bundle.

Our company is now a corporate company. We must do everything legally. Sign it.

It'll take me a month and a half to sign these.

Just go, sit there, and sign it.

Come on, boss. We'll kidnap four dogs a day and settle our debts.

What are you thinking about? Come on!

Employees…

this emergency conference meeting…

is to understand that in our dog business, from the street level to the state level…

Sekar, what kind of shirt are you wearing?

You didn't cut your hair. You didn't comb it, nor did you oil it.

Look at you! So undisciplined!

-Like boss, like teammates! -Grandma!

You are old!

These are my friends, and this is my trend! Okay?

Oh, really? I'll light up your head with this sambrani one day!

Crazy woman!

-Employees! -Yes, boss?

The target of our company is…

not to kidnap street dogs, stray dogs, or rabid dogs.

The general idea is to kidnap the pet dogs of VIP and VVIP people.

We must kidnap their dogs…

and return them to them only when they pay us the service charge.

Now, that's science!

The future plan of our company is…

to form a legal team, a marketing team, and a creative team.

We'll not only do this business on a national level,

but we'll expose our company on an international level.

Because there is no house, nation, or world without dogs.

So, in short, our business is going to be a global business.

A big bungalow and a beautiful, small puppy!

It looks awesome!

I'm a decent man who lives by my rules My gang has four fools

This Naai Sekar is so cool My sharp brain is my tool

-Let's go! Guys, wait for me! -Boss, come on!

-Stop! -Come fast, boss!

Hello, this is Naai Sekar speaking.

I've kidnapped your dog, and it's in my custody now.

Pay my assistant the money he demands and take your dog back, okay?

Hey, that dog is the reason behind all the issues between me and my wife.

So, you can keep that dog.

I should have kidnapped his wife!

I've hijacked your dog.

From pet dogs, street dogs, wild dogs, stray dogs, hunter dogs, menace dogs…

to hot dogs, I have dealt with all of them!

Don't you mess with me!

I'm a decent man who lives by my rules My gang has four fools

This Naai Sekar is so cool My sharp brain is my tool

I'm a decent man

Okay, bye!

Hello.

Your dog lost its way and ended up in Vadapalani.

-What?! -Including tax,

please pay us Rs. 18,839.90…

and collect your dog from my assistant. Okay?

Hello, Area Secretary Vandumurugan speaking.

Hello, Contractor Nesamani speaking.

This is Worry-free Youth Association Head Kaipulla.

Put your foot down, you jerk!

-Who is this? -How dare you talk like that

to the police commissioner?!

-Commissioner?! -Commissioner?!

You'll be working with us as an intern.

-What should I do? -Don't commit suicide because of this.

Just pay us the ransom we demand and close the contract.

Okay?

That Pomeranian was barking like hell

I lured it with a biscuit And locked it in a cell

This is not kidnapping but social service

For my efforts, I command a small fee

I'm a decent man who lives by my rules My gang has four fools

This Naai Sekar is so cool My sharp brain is my tool

I'm a decent man

-Rakozhi. -Boss?

-Why did you kidnap this stray dog? -Well,

-do you know the idli shop owner Ramasamy? -Yeah.

-Yes, I know him. -It's his dog.

He refused to give me an idli on credit.

-So you kidnapped it?! -Yes!

-What's the plan now? -Here.

-Call him and demand cash or a check. -Okay. Well, let's try our luck.

Hello.

Hello, am I speaking to Mr. Itchman Ramasamy?

-Yes. -My guy has kidnapped your dog.

Pay him Rs. 300.

If I had that much money, I wouldn't be running an idli outlet.

Fine. At least pay us Rs. 100.

I don't even have money to buy the batter, and you want 100 rupees?!

At least give us ten idlis, you son of a gun!

Only some sambar is left. If you want, come and lick it.

Only sambar is left, and you want me to lick it?!

Hey, what kind of customer did you get us?

-What-- -You doofus!

He says, "Only sambar is left. Come and lick it. "

Really?

Chase away that dog, and you go lick that sambar!

Hey, dog kidnappers, my master doesn't even serve meidlis…

and you're trying to get money from him using me?!

I'm just a dog, but you guys… you're filthy dogs!

What!

-Hey! -Guys…

-we kidnapped this dog at the beach. -Yes.

Will its owner come here?

-He'll come for sure. -How are you so sure?

I left a note in his car when I kidnapped his dog.

-Yes! -Your lungs are working perfectly.

Here he comes.

-You're Naai Sekar, right? -Yes.

Oh, God! That's an unexpected beginning!

-How much is the ransom? -What?

-How much is the ransom? -Oh, yes! How much should I ask for?

Ten thousand!

-Here. -Thanks a lot, sir.

-Hand it over. -Return his dog.

-Here, sir. -Got the money, right? Let's go!

Hey! Why does it look like someone bit the dog's thigh?

Someone? That would be me.

-You bit the dog?! -Oh, wow!

So, your dog can bite me, but I can't bite it back?!

You demon!

If a dog bites you, you should go to the doctor and get a shot.

Instead, why would you bite the dog back?

Hey!

Even bigger dogs have bit my boss.

He even had a seizure once, yet my boss never took a shot!

-If you want, give your dog a shot. -Yes, why not!

-Are you all crazy? -Don't talk to me about being crazy!

Does any law state we shouldn't bite the dog back?

You want to talk about the law to me?!

Anyone can talk about the law, and that's not against the law!

I cannot talk as you wish!

Do you want to see where all your dog bit me? Do you?

-Do you? -Hey, stop it!

-Come on, you don't have to do that. -He doesn't have manners at all!

-His dog can bite me, -Hey!

-but I can't bite it back?! -You got the dog, right? Leave!

-My boss is hot-headed! -Do you know who I am?

Who are you?

-I'm a judge! -Oh, no! A judge?!

-You're a judge?! -Hey!

I'm a retired judge, and that's why I'm letting you go.

Oh, retried judge! Hey, don't underestimate me!

I was also a judge before getting retired.

A judge? In which court?

Not in court but on a set.

Hope you've watched Maanada Mayilada.

Along with Kala Master, Namitha,

Kushboo, and I were the judges.

I rejected the post and retired.

So, stop showing off.

I may even forgive you for biting my dog,

but calling yourself a judge?! You'll regret that!

You wait and watch!

Fine, I'll wait and watch, sir.

-I'll watch it. -Come on, boss. Let's leave.

Boss, it's so embarrassing to kidnap dogs for peanuts.

We are dog kidnappers. Who will pay us in millions?

There's one guy. He spends millions on mating dogs.

Imagine how rich he must be!

So, if we kidnap his dog, won't he pay us anything we demand?

Oh, so that's your point And that's what you're saying

Hear me out carefully, okay?

He thinks he's the professor from Money Heist.

The car with that dog will go straight and take a turn here.

Here, Surangani must work in the disguise of a corporation rag picker.

You must pass information to this cow dung cleaning fellow!

-Hello. -Tell me.

The car has crossed Muthumariamman Temple.

When the car crosses this location,

the cow dung cleaning fellow must pass the information…

to the mosquito control guy Rakozhi.

Rakozhi, the car just passed from here.

When the car crosses Rakozhi, I'll be standing here…

and you must inform me.

Boss, the car is headed toward you.

This is where my inquiry starts!

How's my plan?

Your plan, paper, etc. are all fine…

but will it be successful?

You son of a doubting Satan!

Wait and watch my game tomorrow!

Stop! Get down!

-Yes, sir? -The officer is calling you.

Greetings, sir.

Sir, are you a constable or a sub-inspector?

Chief Traffic Inspector of Police, Labolabak Langod Singh!

Labolabak Langod Singh?

Something's fishy about his name.

-Excuse me? -Okay, whatever!

The road is empty! Why did you stop me?

Hey!

You're talking too much!

-Your license? -I have it, sir.

-RC book? -Here, sir.

-Insurance? -I have current ongoing insurance, sir.

Oh, God! What else should I ask for?

Is there air in your car tire?

-Air in the tire? -Yeah.

Sir, who drives a car without filling the air in the tire?

You're questioning me as if I stole a bicycle.

He's got me.

Why didn't you switch on the wiper?

Wiper? It's supposed to be switched on when it's raining!

Why didn't you turn on the headlight?

The headlight?

Oh, man, this looks like a robbery!

Sir, why would I turn on the headlight during the day?

It's for when we're driving at night!

You've been asking me senseless questions!

-He's threatening me really badly. -You work at which police station?

Hey! How dare you talk like that with an officer!

You're talking back?! Questioning, fighting,

-and disrespecting the law?! -Sorry, sir.

You've messed with the law!

-You'll surely be hanged to death! -What?!

Sir, death punishment for such a silly issue?!

You'll be hanged to death. Tell me your last wish.

-What? My last wish? -Yes!

-Let me take my car and leave, sir. -No, forget the car!

-How dare he threaten me! -Sir!

-What? -My car is missing, sir!

-They took it?! -I had parked it here!

-My car is missing, sir. -You're right.

The car is missing! Holy guacamole!

They stole it right in front of an officer! The audacity!

-My boss will kill me. -Wait here.

I'll go and nab them. Take care of my tea shop until then.

-This is your shop?! -Quick! How dare they mess with me!

-Excuse me, is this his shop? -I'll slap you. This is my shop.

Look here, love. It's superb, right?

Yeah.

Yes?

-Am I speaking to Babloo? -Yes. Who is it?

It's Naai Sekar here. Naai Sekar.

I liked your dog a lot,

so I kidnapped it. It's in my custody now.

What? You kidnapped my dog?!

Don't panic. Just pay a service charge of ten lakhs and take it back.

Did you take it for an ordinary dog?

It's a German-Russian cross-breed high-class dog, man!

I know. I kidnapped it only after learning all that.

So, pay me ten lakhs as soon as possible, and take it back.

Or else, I'll export it to a foreign country.

Hey! Not just ten lakhs, I'll pay you 20 lakhs!

Take good care of my dog until I'm back.

-Okay? -Until you're back?

So, where are you now?

I'm in Ladakh, man!

You're in Ladakh?!

You! I toiled so hard and kidnapped your dog!

How can you be so irresponsible and go to Ladakh? What about my business?

Just take good care of my dog until I come back!

I'll come back, pay you the money, and take it back. Alright?

-Also, I forgot to tell you. -What?

My dog cannot live without AC.

A foam bed is a must for him to sleep.

He loves pink.

Paint all the walls in his room pink.

So, buy an AC and foam bed for him.

Pamper my dog, and take good care of him! You heard it?

But I'll need money for all that.

Spend your money and take care of it.

I'll pay you 25 lakhs!

Twenty-five lakhs?!

And the most important thing…

Now, what?

Even if a single hair falls off my dog,

you will be dead!

-I'll be dead?! -Cut the damn phone!

Did he just abuse me?

Listen! Hey! He hung up.

Do as I say. Take the dog back and leave it at his house.

Just go and do it! Let's stop this business!

Do you think you look like a dummy?

You look like a big shot!

He promised to pay us 25 lakhs, right?

Let us spend some money and take good care of the dog.

Where will we get so much money?

-Didn't we steal a car? -What should we do with it?

Let's mortgage it.

Mortgage it?!

-Boss, Sait's coming. -Give me the key.

Here are two lakhs.

Hey, buddy, I'll be rich enough To buy an elephant

Next week, I'll be rich enough To fill up my car's fuel tank

I'll be rich enough to pay for electricity The EB can't cease it

I'll be rich enough to pay for rituals God and I will be good pals

Oh my God, we are rich now

Oh my God, I'll touch you now

Boss.

-What? -He's back from Ladakh.

-You mean Babloo? -Yes, Babloo!

-He's back?! -Yes.

Now, watch my English knowledge.

Sing in the rain

I'm swaying in the rain

Now, we'll act cool and--

Hello, sir. How's your trip?

Are you that unprofessional idiot who kidnapped my dog?

Do you have any idea what I lose by talking for one minute with you?

Do you know the amount of money I lose?

I make 3500 dollars a minute, and I lose 25 times more

if I make this trip just to meet incompetent fools like you!

You brainless, senseless nincompoop! What am I doing wasting time with you?

Listen to me! Say something to me! Don't look at me like a dumb fool!

Say something!

You incompetent, narcissist nuts!

-Why don't we talk in Tamil? -Then why did you talk in English?

Sorry, sir.

-How was your trip? -Shut up!

-Where's the dog? -It's here, and it's doing just fine, sir.

-How much do you want? -Well, sir…

including AC installation, medication…

-bed… -Food.

this and that, etc. all put together…

28 lakhs and 51 rupees.

-Fifty-one burpees? -Not burpees, rupees.

If you could round it off to 30 lakhs and give me a check…

Do you have a PAN card?

-What? -Your PAN card!

Bro, what's a PAN card?

The jerk doesn't know what a PAN card is, and he wants a check!

Do you have a bank account, at least?

Sir, just give me the check.

I'll open a new account in some bank.

Where's my dog?

-On the first floor. -Take me there.

God! What's this?

It's a lift, sir.

Did you carry the dog in this lift?

Don't be upset, sir.

A few nuts fell off the lift, that's why it's shaking. Please come.

Pay the money and take away your dog. See.

It's completely air-conditioned.

See, it's a new refrigerator, and it's filled with fruits and bread.

Look at the size of the foam bed I got for your dog, including the mosquito net.

Look at it lying there like a new bride ready for her wedding night.

Where's my dog?

What did you just ask, sir?

Where is my dog?

Sir, this is your dog.

No, it's not! I told you!

It's a German-Russian collaboration high-breed golden-colored dog!

This is a black dog!

So what, sir? Please take this one.

Bathe it for four days, and it'll turn into your color, sir.

-It's your dog, sir. Just take it. -This is not my dog!

Why is he so adamant like a child?

-Hey! Don't you still get it? -What?

You kidnapped the wrong dog.

-You keep messing up every time! -Stop it. Stop scratching me.

-Keep quiet. -Yes, dear?

Our Bruno has not been kidnapped.

He's in deep sleep here at our home.

Bruno's sleeping at home?!

The dog's at home!

These imbeciles have taken me for a ride!

Sir?

You thieves stole some other person's dog…

and claimed it to be my dog!

Oh, no!

-And you're demanding money from me?! -Don't tear it, sir.

How dare you indulge in kidnapping for ransom!

-You must be shot dead by the police! -Sir, wait!

I'm talking to you! How can you just leave?

Sir, I've invested a lot of money in this.

Forget about me, but you have a pet.

Consider it your pet and think twice.

Don't you feel bad for it? Look, it's about to cry.

Please have a heart and pay us some money. Please.

-Please help me. -Holy Jesus!

Jesus?

Please forgive this innocent soul.

Kindliness is Godliness.

Please have some consideration, sir.

God has just descended into your heart. Oh, Jesus.

Hey!

I feel pity for you.

Really, sir?

Here, have these ten rupees.

Buy yourself a bun.

Amen.

Amen?

Did you see that, guys?

A client felt pity for me…

paid me ten rupees, and asked me to buy a bun for myself.

That's my plight for having you guys on my team!

You think you escaped?! You! Come here!

Please come, sir.

Am I supposed to put my right foot forward as per the auspicious ritual?

How are you guys?

-We're good. -Lawyer…

I kidnapped the judge's daughter, and you got paid?!

-How are you? -Even when you were in prison,

your business was doing well.

So, you want me to go back in?!

I was kidding, come on.

-Greetings, boss. -Greetings, boss.

Angelina!

Hey, Angelina!

Angelina, where are you?

-Dear… -Wait.

Angelina always receives me first. I'll meet her and then talk to you.

Hey, Angelina!

Dear…

I said wait. By the way, why do you all look like you're in a funeral home?

In fact, you look like a corpse.

Hey, Angel.

-Dear… -What?

somebody kidnapped Angelina!

My Angelina?

Yes, dear.

I kidnap girls all around the city…

and someone kidnapped my girl?!

Without seeing her-- Angelina!

I'll deal with you guys later.

I won't spare any of you!

Where are you?

You always come drooling to receive me, but now…

Angelina!

Hey!

Don't I pay you guys enough to style yourselves and your hair buns?

How could you let someone kidnap my Angelina?

Answer me!

Boss, he was the one who was last seen taking Angelina in our car.

Who kidnapped Angelina?

I don't know him, boss.

He was in the traffic police disguise. He kidnapped Angelina along with our car.

He even stole the car!

Hey…

get hold of all the kidnappers, dog kidnappers,

pick-pockets, frauds, thugs, rowdies, etc.

I want the guy who kidnapped my Angelina nabbed within 24 hours.

I want to kill him myself!

Go.

-I said, go! -Come on, guys.

Did you kidnap Angelina?

Speak up!

Boss, we thrashed and questioned everybody.

Anybody who knows you wouldn't have kidnapped Angelina.

This is someone who doesn't know you.

Now, who is this guy? Even I'm curious to see him!

That Ladakh guy said you're not his dog.

Then who are you?

Like a fool, I spent two lakhs on you!

You'd better show me your master.

Then I'll hand you over back to your master.

Then I'll reimburse the money I spent on you from your master.

This is the target!

Got it?

Boss, somebody kidnapped Das' dog!

Das' dog has been kidnapped?!

Now, he's an even more dangerous fellow than me.

-Come again! -I mean…

Das is a dangerous guy.

-Boss, Das' dog is missing, right? -Yes.

That dog's photo is being circulated in the rowdies' WhatsApp group.

Look.

This dog looks familiar…

Oh my God! It's this kulfi in this selfie!

Oh, God! So, it was Das' dog that you kidnapped?!

Do you have any idea who he is?

-Who is he? -Now, he's a real rowdy!

Not a dummy like you! You have no idea what he is capable of!

He'll rip apart your intestines, liver, and kidney!

-I'm going back to my native! Let me go! -Wait! Hold on!

-Pack your bags. -I said, hold on!

-We'll also get killed because of him! -Wait! Hold on!

Why are you panicking, yelling, and trembling?

Come here.

We know Das, but he doesn't know us.

-Right! -He has never ever seen me.

That's my trump card.

The 25 lakhs that we couldn't get from Babloo…

we'll get from Das!

-Mark my words! I am Naai Sekar! -I'm scared, boss.

-Shut up! -Why are you scared?

Our boss will face any issues, come what may!

Boss, whatever issue pops up, you handle it.

If you get 25 lakhs, you keep ten lakhs and give the remaining 15 lakhs to us.

We'll happily split it among ourselves.

So, I'll face the issue, and you'll get the money!

Forget that. Listen to me.

What if he sees you when you go to collect the money?

That will only happen if I go there.

I'll make a deal with him over the phone!

I'll hand over the dog and get the money just like that.

Are you sure?

-I will get it! -Get what? Beatings?

Damn it!

Hey…

both of you, stand by me only if you have the guts.

-Chickens and timid fellows may leave! -Come, let's leave!

Thank you and goodbye!

-To hell with you and your dog! -Run! Don't look back!

Did they just run away?

Well… they were all set to escape.

Your only job here is to get beatings from me.

Why are you bored with your job?

Am I not hitting you sincerely? Then why are you not sincere?

You are the one who lost the dog. You are the one who should get thrashed.

Then why is he getting beaten up?

Well, whenever our boss is pissed off…

he'll get beaten up and thrashed. That's the sole purpose he's been hired for.

Let him get thrashed. After all, he's getting paid for it.

You--

Go and get freshened up.

Let me get in here before talking to him.

-Hello. -Who is this?

Das, I am the one who kidnapped your dog.

Wait, go later. Come here.

Let me make it clear. If you pay me 25 lakhs, you can take your dog.

You…

What should I do?

Send 25 lakh rupees to the location I tell you, and then take your dog back.

Where are you now?

What does that matter to you?

I may be in the air, on land, under the water, or on fire. I may be anywhere.

Pay me the money and take your dog instead of talking unnecessarily!

Idiot. Hang up now.

Why is this rickshaw on a truck?

Hey, who loaded the rickshaw on this truck?

We did.

So, they were here?!

-Who gave you permission? -Whose permission do we need?

Fine, where's the truck headed?

It's headed to the same person's house with whom you were on the phone.

Now, drive!

Aren't we already moving? Then why'd ask me to drive?

Are you retired?

-Step away! You stink of sweat! Jerks! -Damn!

They seem decent. Something's fishy.

I'm a decent man

I'm a decent man who lives by my rules My gang has four fools

This Naai Sekar is so cool My sharp brain is my tool

Our boss is here. He'll get all the beatings now.

Hey!

When did you guys reach here?

They nabbed us before they got to you.

Why do you guys look like a skinned chicken?

Boss, they plucked out my hair like leaves. Look.

They even extracted my teeth, that too, with bare hands, boss.

-With bare hands?! -Imagine your plight now.

I pity you, my poor boss!

Hey, now, as promised, give me 100 rupees.

-No, I won't. -Hey!

-You lost the bet. Give me the money. -No, I won't.

Hey!

-What's the issue between you both? -Boss…

-I told him that they would nab you today. -And?

He challenged me that they'd nab you tomorrow.

They nabbed you today as I predicted.

I won the bet, right? Please help me get 100 rupees from him, boss.

So…

even after getting beaten to a pulp…

you still want to bet and gamble?!

-Look over there. -Who is it?

Who is he?

He is our gang leader.

There are only the two of you…

and you call it a gang?! And he's the gang leader?

Hello.

Can I sit?

-Thank you. -Oh, God!

-He won't stop showing off. -You sit.

No matter how much he gets bashed up, he just doesn't change.

I'm going to ask you three questions.

If you give me the correct answers…

-I'll spare your lives. -Game over.

Yes, proceed.

Question no. 1,

location no. 10, Muthumariamman Street…

are you the one who stole a black dog from that spot?

Definitely.

Question no. 2, TN 22 PT 1797…

you stole that car too while kidnapping the dog, right?

Exactly.

-Question no-- -Can I get some juice, bro?

-In a minute, sir. -Hey!

Where to?

Well, he asked for juice.

So what?

Well, he's sitting across you so confidently--

Bro, cancel the juice. Come and sit here.

Thanks a lot, boss.

So, you'll obey his orders now?!

I must blame myself for hiring a retired goon like you!

In my 40 years of service…

he had never hit me.

You made him hit me within seconds for the sake of juice.

You just step out, I'll break your spine!

That must be the last time you ever asked for juice!

Question no. 3…

Where's the car? Am I right?

Where are the ten crore rupees that were in the car?

What?!

Ten crores?!

What are you talking?

Why are you not tell me before?

I'm a decent man

Shit!

Ten crores!

-Oh my God! -Are you feeling sad?

I must be the one feeling sad! Where are my ten crores?

-Where are my ten crores? -Not yours, mine!

Where are his ten crores?

-Oh, no. -My head's spinning. Where is it?

Wait. Have patience.

It's more painful for me than you.

Actually…

basically…

Oh God, this fellow!

Generally-- Oh, this guy!

Usually-- You again?!

Generally, usually, it's all the same.

-Where are my ten crores? -Well…

Sir, we have no idea about your ten crores!

He's just a show-off.

He's just wandering around and trying to deceive you.

-Hey! -Yes, sir?

So, you have no idea about the ten crores in the car trunk?

In the car trunk?

See, it was in the car trunk.

-Oh, in the car trunk! -Shut up.

Sir, you should have said that earlier. Come on.

Come on, sir!

Damn, he always comes so close to my face!

-Sir, give me two lakhs quickly. -For what?

Sir, I spent that much money on your dog. For AC, vaccination, foam bed, and food.

I got that money by mortgaging that car to a dealer.

Give me two lakhs, I'll get you the car and be on my way.

-Listen. -Yes?

-Take two lakhs and go with him. -Okay.

Retrieve the car, and if he's lying, kill him.

-You are just awesome, boss. -Shut your fu… funny mouth.

-You wait, I'll be back. -Come, let's go.

Boss! Come back soon!

Or they might rape me.

-Hey! -They all look so dangerous.

The sooner you return, the sooner you can take him back.

What are you looking at? Get down.

If you'd told me earlier, I'd have got this done and be on my way.

Why are you torturing me like this? Oh, God!

-Mr. Retired, the dealer's shop is closed. -How would I know?

Hey, little bro, come here.

Do I look like your little bro?

-Oh, it's you! -Yes. Where is the dealer?

-Why is his shop closed? -Do you remember you left a car?

He and his family went to Delhi in that car.

He said, from there, they'd go to Rajasthan and then to Pakistan.

Guys, hope you heard whatever he told us.

Fuel up the van.

We'll also go on the same trip…

and finally, go to Pakistan and get the money from him.

-Okay? -To Pakistan?

-Yeah. -Are you planning for a tour using us?

Mr. Retired, forget him. Shall we both go to Pakistan?

Hands off me! Get inside the van!

Don't shout like you got electrocuted! Get in!

Did you ask my men to go to Pakistan with you?

If you want the money…

then we'll have to go to Pakistan, Rajasthan, and even Uzbekistan.

Guys, he is pissing me off! What should I do with him?

What did he just do?

What did I say that made him break the table with his bare hands?

Yeah, boss. I guess, next, he'll break your bones the same way.

-Oh, no! My bones?! -Yeah.

Hello, sir. Look. Punishing someone is so old-fashioned.

Tell me how I can make it right, and I'll do it.

Boss, don't get upset. Calm down.

Let's hire him for that job.

-Will he be apt? -He will be, sir.

-Really? -Yes, boss.

-Get him ready and send him to my room. -Okay, boss.

You carry on. I'll get him ready and send him.

Hey!

Why were you pointing at me and telling him I'd be apt for some job?

What job am I apt for?

Well, you see,

whenever my boss gets angry,

he beats one of our men to a pulp and vents it out.

Sounds good.

He had hired a henchman just to beat him and vent out his anger.

-I see. -He left the job last week.

-Oh, he left to go to his native? -No, he left this world.

-He died?! -Yes.

-Okay. -So, until the dealer is back,

he has told me to appoint you to take up that job.

Listen, guys.

Your boss is going to be busy forever henceforth. Okay?

Come, let's go.

Go. Walk.

-Hey! -Come on, walk!

Did you take my boss for a joker?

He is a braveheart!

He can bear any number of beatings!

-He's like Idi Amin! -Damn it!

Why would he say this verse at this juncture?

Right!

-I can't wait to beat him to a pulp! -Go.

Go inside and make my boss happy. Go inside.

Boss, go ahead. I'll be waiting outside.

After all that I said, you still didn't get convinced?!

You're hell-bent on beating me.

Nobody can change you hereafter.

But let me tell you this,

don't expect me to hit you no matter how much you hit me!

It won't happen even in your dreams.

Stand in position.

It's good if you understood.

Hit him!

Where did he go?

I saw him going this way.

-Hey, you, move aside! -All the pain vanished like air.

Whom are you looking for?

My boss went inside. He isn't back yet.

So, I am looking for him.

You idiot, I am your boss!

Boss!

Boss, you look like Kamal Hassan in Kuruthipunal.

-Come again. -Well, boss…

you look like Kamal Hassan in Kuruthipunal.

Thanks for comparing me to an iconic artist even after such bloodshed.

It feels as good as a soothing medicine.

As soothing as medicine.

Anyway, when I came in here…

-you told them I was your gang leader?! -Yes, I did.

If he's his gang's leader, then obviously, you are our gang's leader!

That's why I said that.

-Don't be in such a hurry always. -Why, boss?

Now see, it ended up in me and him having a fistfight.

So, did you hit him?

-Is that what matters now? -Boss, I saw him.

He looked perfectly fine.

Well, that's how he'll show off now.

All his wounds are internal.

So, it seems like the dealer escaped with the money.

I don't think he is going to come back.

So, I have come up with a master plan.

Not again!

Hey!

Don't run away! Just listen to me!

-Tell me. -Now…

-I'll tell them that the money is with me -Okay.

and help you both from here. I'm prepared for that.

-Now, that's science. Learn it. -Will it be successful?

You always doubt me.

I guess your parents were doubtful when they made you.

Trust your boss!

Hi, how are you?

It's my fault, I should've broken your arms.

You won't change your style even after all those beatings, will you?

Hey! Shut up!

I'll give you one last chance.

-Where are my ten crores? -I have them.

All this while, you said you didn't have it, but now you're saying you have it?!

-Why did we fight if I have it? -Where is it?

In there.

-That fellow is in there. -That fellow has it.

They must be extracting his teeth.

-Get him. -Okay, boss.

Bro, bring me a chair.

So, they won't?

Come on, boss.

We are also getting ripped apart because of you.

Quiet, please!

I've seen many like you until now, you…

They can't even give me a chair!

So arrogant just because they had ten crores! What?

-He's here. Give me back my ten crores. -Wait.

This is why you must eat less.

You hog food! Now, look at your suffering!

Fine, let's give it back. Look here, you chubby guy.

-Hand over those ten crores to sir.

Which ten crores?

Try to understand. Hand him the ten crores that were there in that car.

Why are you signaling me with your eyes?

-He ratted me out! -Hey!

You're signaling him?! Give me that gun!

-Oh, God! A gun?! -You…

-Wait, sir. -Don't hide.

If I shoot now, both of your heads will burst!

Boss!

Give it back. It's loaded.

Did you see that? What did you take my boss for?

-He is Agent Vikram's cousin! -Hey!

Watch him shoot you now! Do you know how to shoot?

-No, I don't. -Then?

-I'll just open fire. -What if we die?

-Hey… -Boss, don't shoot.

Don't shoot, boss, or else we all will be in prison!

Hold on! Wait!

Don't shoot, boss!

Boss!

Oh, God!

Boss, you shot him in the wrong place!

He got hurt in a very sensitive region! Run, boss! Let's escape!

Oh dear, you should have stayed clear of him.

Now, you can't play anymore.

Couldn't you just threaten him with the gun?

Is that the spot to shoot? Do you think you're James Bond?

Shut up! I was quiet, but you guys lifted me, and that made me shoot him.

-Did you hear that? -You could've shot him anywhere.

Why that particular region?

It's not like I took aim and shot him.

I just took a wild shot. It was a wild shot indeed.

What do you think? Will he still be alive?

Boss, if he's dead, his men won't spare you.

And if he's alive, he won't spare you.

He will surely find you and finish you off.

How can you put all the blame on me and escape?

It's so unfair!

-It was you who shot him! -You two made me do it!

We know that, but does Das know that?

-Oh, God! -Boss…

let's go to the hospital and plead with him for forgiveness.

-What did you say? You useless guy! -Boss!

Can't you even understand a signal? You almost drove me to death!

-I'll pull out your intestines! -Don't injure him in the same region.

Come, let's see what to do next!

On top of that, he cries like a child!

-Now, get up! Come on! -Seriously!

-Kozhi, I've made up my mind. -What?

I'm going to go to the Kerala forest and meditate there for six months.

-Yes, let's head to Kerala. -Why are you coming?

Kerala dogs are more special than the ones here.

-The cost-- -Oh, God! Where did that come from?

You ruined my innocent grandson

in the name of dog trafficking, and now, you want to take him away, you jerk?!

Yeah, right! As if he was going to become Google Pichai!

Hey, believe it or not, back in those days…

our family led a royal life with Lord Bhairava's blessings.

-Stop repeating the same story, Grandma. -Boss, quiet.

She was saying something. Go ahead with the flashback.

All right.

I will.

When we got that dog, our lives changed for the better.

That's when we hired a servant to look after the dog.

Sir.

Who is it?

Ram sir sent me here to do the house chores.

-Is that so? Wait, I'll come down. -Yes.

We didn't hire you to do house chores…

but to look after Bhairavar.

Bhairavar is like my second son.

Hereafter, feeding him, bathing him, and putting him to bed is your job.

-Okay. -Once you put Bhairavar to sleep,

-come to me and hand over the room key. -Okay, sir.

Here.

He took good care of Bhairavar and became a part of our family.

He won your father's trust.

Sir, ready.

Just a moment.

-Meghanatha, -Yeah?

-come and join us for a family photo. -Me? Why me, sir?

Smile, please!

Sir, I put Bhairavar to sleep. Here's the room key.

-Hey! -Sir?

Sit down.

Give it to me, sir.

Here, sir.

Sir…

please don't mind me asking this.

You take better care of that dog than your family.

Why do you love that dog so much?

-Hey… -Yes?

-my Bhairavar is not an ordinary dog. -Yeah?

He's a super puppy that was born during an auspicious hour.

A sage gifted him to me at the Bhairava temple.

Wealth and prosperity will flourish wherever he lives.

Only after he came to our family did I earn all this wealth and status.

No one can touch me until he's with me.

Son-in-law!

What happened?

-Oh, God! -Bhairavar!

That servant stole our Bhairavar and ran away.

Your father went in search of him…

but never returned home.

In that depression…

your mother too passed away.

Then I came to the city with you.

I toiled hard and raised you.

Ever since we lost that dog, our family was ruined.

Sekar…

that's our dog.

That is your dog!

He stole our dog, and he has become a millionaire now.

If you get that dog back…

you will live a king's life. A king's life!

-Such an intense flashback for a dog?! -Grandma…

where is our dog now?

The dog…

Yes.

It's in Hyderabad, at Lala Palace.

Lala…

Palace!

Until now, we only stole dogs that belonged to others.

Now, we are going to steal my own dog!

-And that's-- -That's science!

BEWARE OF DOGS

Guys, this is the palace.

Lala Palace.

Our lucky dog stays in here.

It's time for us to steal it! Actually, no!

-It's time for me to steal it! -Stop showing off already!

You think I'm showing off?!

Obviously! Do you think you can beat all that security and steal the dog?

"Always have a plan ready before doing anything, " these are you words.

I said, "Plan well, " not just "Have a plan, " Mr. Wallet-Mouth!

Do you think it is a one-day job, boss?

Uncle, we must book a room and plan well.

Yeah, why not! You father has millions in his account, right?

Let's book a room and plan well.

-Get lost from here. -Hey! Okay!

Good morning, sir.

Good morning, sir.

Nonsense! Naai Sekar kidnapped so many dogs,

yet why are there no charges against him?

He isn't a simple dog kidnapper like we think, sir.

He has kidnapped 30 police dogs until now.

We have been toiling like dogs without the police dogs, sir.

So, what's the plan now?

I've got intel that Naai Sekar is in Hyderabad.

I've formed a three-member team to execute Operation Naai Sekar.

Give me a week, and I shall nab him.

-Okay, proceed. -Jai Hind!

Boss, we have no contacts in Hyderabad.

-What are we supposed to do now? -You might not have contacts here…

-but I do. -What?!

-Yes, boss. -Where?

I have a friend here who works as the executive manager at a five-star hotel.

-I see! -Boss, tea.

-Come on. -Boss, he earns a lakh every month.

Every time he comes to Chennai,

he keeps insisting that when I visit Hyderabad, I should stay at his hotel.

He keeps pestering me about that.

If he finds out now that we are in Hyderabad…

he will be very happy and excited.

If we meet him, we can stay at his hotel.

-We can wear his clothes, -Ma'am, move.

sit in the room, and come up with a plan.

Then, do one thing. Call him immediately

and arrange a room-- Hey!

-Here you go. -Is this how you work?

Tell me!

You swine!

Why are you frisking the customers when they are talking?

-You lift my hands, break the jug! -Hello!

What's the problem, sir?

I am proudly doing my work of cleaning plates and wiping the table.

-Why are you bothering me? -Hello!

Get up. Let's go somewhere else.

If we have this food, we'll have cholera and diarrhea!

-Buddy! -Buddy?!

-Buddy! -Buddy!

Hey, stop it. What's with the exchange of friendship pleasantries?

Boss, remember the friend I told you about just now?

-This is him. -What?!

-You said he works at a five-star hotel. -This is that hotel.

-This one?! -Didn't you check its name board?

Look.

One, two, three, four, and five. Five stars.

Five Star Hotel.

-Hey! -Yeah?

There is nothing wrong about having a shop by the roadside,

but the name "Five Star Hotel, "

that too, handwritten with chalk…

for that, I must… I must not kill you.

Instead, I should kill you for having such a jerk as your friend!

You have enough time to beat me! Wait!

I was talking proudly about you.

-Okay. -Yeah! I trusted you and came here!

Now, where will we all stay and sleep?

Mr. Poppy Eyes,

how can you ask that when you're standing in the Five Star Hotel?

We'll eat and sleep on this very table.

Forget about us, we can sleep anywhere! But what about my owner?

-Owner? -Yes!

-Who's that? -This man right here.

-He?! -Of course!

-What is it? -Fine, let it be. Hey.

Ask you owner to sleep with my owner.

Thank God. I'm so relieved to hear that. You saved us.

Where's your owner's bungalow?

-Bungalow? -Yeah.

Do you see that loner lying on the roadside platform?

Boss!

He is the owner?!

Looks like a worn-out banner!

Well, my owner sleeps next to his wife.

Last night, a stray dog came and slept next to him.

He thought it was his wife and put his legs over it.

And the stray dog bit him real bad.

That's all. Now, go to sleep.

Owner, he is also an owner.

Please be kind and let him sleep next to you.

I feel pity for him.

Please come, sir. Please come.

-He's calling you so lovingly. Please go. -Get your hands off me.

I'll skin you alive and sell your meat to a butcher!

-You call this a five-star hotel?! -My neck hurts, boss.

What is it, Sanjay?

What's with the surprise visit?

-I had a business meeting in Hyderabad. -I see.

So, I thought of meeting you.

-Hi, Gora, how are you? -Hi.

-I'm good. -Gora…

Sanjay will leave only after having dinner with us.

-Okay, darling. -Yeah?

Come.

Haven't you got married to her yet?

Marriage?

God! Marriage is not my cup of tea!

-You… -Just come in.

These are my managers.

Mr. Vijayan and Mr. Murugan.

-Welcome, sir. -Good morning, sir.

-They both are chief security guards. -Hold on. One minute, Max.

Why such tight security and bodyguards around the palace?

Do you need such tight security?

The security is not for me but for my Jackie.

-Jackie? -Of course.

Come, I'll show you.

-They are Jackie's trainers. -So many facilities for Jackie?!

Hey, what kind of question was that? Jackie is my lucky charm.

Only after he came into my life

did I get this reputation, wealth, status, and everything!

Come, let's meet Jackie.

Come.

Nobody from outside can come in and steal my Jackie.

Hence the tight protection.

Nobody from outside can steal him…

but what if an insider tries to steal him?

Give it a shot.

Just try.

-Warning! Unauthorized entry! -Come on!

Hey!

We're just checking, guys. You may leave.

-Let's go. -Leave. Come with me.

Come this side.

Please enter the password.

Password accepted. Access granted.

Come.

Yes!

This is my Jackie.

Man, now that's a life everybody would love to have.

If someone strives to steal my Jackie by beating all this technology…

then he must beat me in crafting a master plan.

-Good morning, sir! -Good morning, sir!

-Good morning. -Reporting Thangadurai.

-Reporting Singadurai. -Is the car ready?

We got the car ready with the money you gave us, sir.

-Shall we start Mission Naai Sekar? -Right away, sir!

Open the door.

The whole door broke. What's going on?

-Who told you to touch the door? -Then?

We just got it serviced.

What?!

Sir, can't you get in without opening the door?

-How am I supposed to do that? -I'll show you. Watch me.

Okay.

He just went in like a snake getting into a snake pit!

Hey!

Sir, that's how you get in. Come in.

It's easy for him, but it's not easy for someone of my size.

Let Mission Naai Sekar be your motivation to get in.

I'll do that!

I'll even slide through a gutter to catch him!

Watch me! Sekar!

You look like a buffalo stuck in a rat hole!

-Come on! -Hold your breath and push yourself in!

-Sir, that's my nose. -Oh, God! Finally!

-Sir, cool. -Now, drive!

Look, when I go on such an auspicious mission…

I always pray at Koothala Amman Temple.

There's the temple. Pull over here.

What? You want me to stop?! You should've told me that beforehand!

Why?

-Watch out. Careful. -Look, that door also fell off!

-Where is he off to? -On a tour to Dubai!

-Hold the steering. -What is he doing?

Why is he taking that rock?

I'm executing this mission at my own expense.

Please don't ruin--

-Damn! -Hey! What was that all about?

Sir, the car brakes are a bit weak.

So, I use a rock to stop it.

-You stopped it with a rock?! -Yeah.

What kind of car is this without proper brakes?

Its brakes are weak, but its tires will run like fire!

Oh my God!

Boss, why do you always act like a scientist lost in deep thoughts?

Well…

Uncle, what am I going to do here?

I don't have a place to sleep. This place doesn't suit me.

I can take care of Grandma back home. I'm sure you can manage.

So, finish the mission successfully and come home.

She's right. Send her off.

-You think so? -Yeah.

Hey!

Stop talking on the phone and focus on the work.

Okay, boss.

Here, take this money.

-Here, take this. -Bro…

-Boss. -What?

-Look at him. -Look at whom?

-That's him. -Who?

He's one of the servants in that palace.

-A servant in the palace? -Yes.

Hey, let's follow him. That'd be our best option.

-He's our key to get into the palace. -Take care of the shop. We'll be back.

Oh, God!

Come on.

Why are you lamenting at a place where you're supposed to booze?

-Sir… -Beer or brandy?

Brandy, sir.

-Okay. Bro, get the brandy. -Bring the booze.

Brandy, sir.

So, tell me, what's your name?

My name is Rao…

-but everybody calls me Monkey Rao. -It's an apt name!

Since your name is Rao, drink it raw, and open your heart to us.

-Okay, sir. -Yeah.

Now, tell us.

What happened? Where do you work?

I work as a dog caretaker in Lala Palace.

Okay.

That dog's name is Jackie.

We address it as "Jackie sir. "

-Okay. -Today, by mistake…

I addressed it as a dog, sir.

Because of that, my boss thrashed me real bad.

Not only that, sir…

-but he hit me on my head and injured me. -God! It's bruised!

-Just relax and drink. -Pour some on the bruises.

-Oh, no! -Oh, God!

The burning will subside. Tell me about your boss.

My boss is a criminal!

I will kill him!

I'll chop his arms and legs,

fry them, and feed them to his dog!

Why are you so furious? Is your boss really that cruel?

Yes, sir. He wants to marry off his sister to a blind man.

-Why? Is his sister blind? -Not at all. She can see very well.

Some astrologer told him to do so, and he's blindly obeying him.

Tomorrow, some four to five blind guys are coming for an internship.

For an internship?

-Oh, you mean for an interview? -Yeah. That's right.

Look…

hear me out carefully.

There is an issue with my horoscope.

The guy who marries me first will die.

Only my second marriage will last.

That is why my brother wants a blind guy to marry me first.

That's why he invited you all.

What? The first guy who marries you will die?!

Oh my God! I'm leaving!

"Let this guy on my right marry you first.

After he dies, I'll marry you, " tell her that.

Thanks a lot, sir. Madam…

let this guy on my right marry you first.

-After he dies, I'll marry you. -So,

I should marry her first and die so that you can enjoy your life with her?!

-Who cares if you die? -What do you mean?

-She's a rich girl. I want her. -You die, then!

-I want to see you marry her! -Security.

-I will marry her! -Come outside, I'll deal with you!

-I'll finish you off. -I eyed this palace, and you ruined it.

You ruined my marriage…

Finally, I got rid of others.

Why is she removing her shirt?

Will she rape me and put the blame on me?

-Hello, mister. -Yes, ma'am?

Should I tell you separately?

Tell me what, madam?

-First, remove your spectacles. -Okay.

Thank God she didn't ask me to remove my shirt.

I said the guy who marries me first will die.

Don't you get it?

I do get it…

but if it makes your life better, then I'd be happy to do it.

So, you won't leave now?

Well, your brother invited us…

and you are chasing us away.

What will I do if you both confuse me like this?

I'm already blind. What will I do if I become mad midst of this confusion?

Please have mercy on me, madam.

What's your name?

My name…

I didn't see that coming, so I forgot about it.

I'm James.

James.

Do you like it?

-You might be blind, but you're clever. -Thanks a lot.

Wait and watch.

She left asking me to wait and watch. Confusing.

-My lady. -Melody?

Madam. My lady.

What a doofus. He pronounces "My lady" as "Melody. "

-I've got coffee for you. -It's our very own Monkey Rao!

-You? -Your Melody left.

I'll have that coffee.

What? Hey!

Why did you come here?

I'm a blind guy who's come here for the groom selection interview.

You didn't seem to be blind yesterday. How did you become blind today?

I wasn't blind yesterday. Today, I'm pretending to be blind.

I'll tell my boss about you! See what he does to you!

-Hey, Monkey Rao! -What?

Here's your movie. Watch it.

My boss is a criminal!

I will kill him!

Oh my God!

I'll chop his arms and legs,

-fry them, and feed them to his dog! -Oh my God!

Stop it!

Rat me out, and I'll show this to your boss.

I don't know you, and you don't know me.

I'll do as you say.

-Then leave! -Oh, God!

Thank God!

Monkey Rao is under my control now.

I'll steal the dog and leave immediately.

Oh, God! What a huge palace!

Are the guys for the groom selection interview here?

They are here. By the way, when will you marry me?

Marry you?

Of course!

Max, stop!

You used me all these years…

and you're saying you won't marry me?!

Come on, Gora, what happened now--

If you don't marry me…

I won't. What will you do?

I knew you would say this.

That's why I've saved all our private, intimate photos and videos!

If you refuse to marry me…

I will leak all our photos and videos!

In a day, it will damage the image and reputation that you've earned to date!

Come on, Gora. I was kidding. Why are you getting so serious?

Come on, now. Tell me, shall we get married next month?

How about next week, or right away?

Why are you so short-tempered?

You cheat!

Rascal!

Oh my God! It's my first day here, and I'm already witnessing a murder!

What an unexpected incident!

Why is she pointing at me?

Oh, no. He saw me.

Wretch! She dragged me into this!

He is coming this way.

I guess I'll get stabbed next.

The way he is approaching me, it seems he'll stab me real hard.

I thought I'd steal the dog right away and leave.

But looks like I'll be stuck with this murderer.

Who are you?

A blind guy who came in for the groom selection.

-You're blind?! -Yeah.

He went behind me. I can't see him now.

Will he take his time and stab me?

I thought he'd go away, but he's back.

What were you doing upstairs?

I thought this was the restroom.

Who builds so many stairs inside a restroom?

I too had the same doubt.

I was wondering why there are so many stairs inside the restroom.

Even you asked me the same question.

By the way, who are you, sir?

The bride you are here for…

I am her elder brother.

The owner of this place? Greetings.

-Shall I leave? -Okay.

Why are you headed there?

Is it not this way?

Why are you headed here?

Is it not this way either?

Hey!

Oh, God!

I got it. It's not this way either.

I think I should turn around.

Great escape. Thank God.

Oh, no!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

I'm so in character right now.

What happened?

My foot!

Well, as I got downstairs, I relieved myself without using the restroom.

I must run away from here first.

I'm trembling in fear.

I wonder how many such murders he has committed. I must cross the gates first.

They both are as tall as the gates.

They look like monsters.

How am I going to beat them and get out?

What's this? It feels like a checkpoint.

It's a human.

Bald head!

Why is there hair on the chin instead of the head?

So, tell me, why are you standing on the bench?

-Hey! I'm standing on the ground! -Really?

I'm the security!

What? Your name is Chakaravarthy?!

Hey, I am the chief security!

Oh, security!

Sir, whoever you are,

please let me go.

My uncle has become an adult now. I have to perform the rituals for him.

What? Your uncle?!

No. I meant my uncle's daughter.

We don't care.

You are selected as the groom here.

-You are not allowed to go out. -Sir, please--

-Hey, take him inside! -I'll even shave your beards. Please.

-I'll do it for free. -Go inside!

Oh, no.

Damn.

Boss, why did you reject others and select him?

I'm suspicious of him.

He's blind. What are you suspicious about?

I suspect that he is not blind.

I saw fear in his eyes.

I think he saw me murder her.

Boss, what should we do with him?

I'll find out in two days if he is really blind or not.

Okay, boss.

If he's really blind, then I'll get him married to my sister.

But if he's not blind…

then I'll finish him off.

-Correct. -What choice do we have?

-You! -Yes, sir?

Pack her inside a suitcase and dispose of the suitcase at the right time.

Don't worry. That's why we are here.

He's got that.

Go, have a seat.

-This is your room. -Okay.

-Do not come out without our orders. -As you wish.

I can't go out without their orders?!

Hey, watch me now!

I'll call the police,

tell them about the murder, and create a scene in this palace! Wait!

Watch me now.

What's this? Oh! This is my phone!

Why has it turned into nine phones?

Oh, it broke when I fell down the stairs. What should I do now?

This is why we must not buy Chinese phones.

I made plans using snacks. No wonder they didn't work out.

How smoothly he's committing a murder! Oh, God!

If he finds out I'm not blind, my death will be a massacre.

I can't even bear the pain from a prick of a pin.

How will my body bear the pain from stabbing?

24/7 EMERGENCY TREATMENT

Oh, God!

Super.

-God! -Excellent.

Awesome.

Whoever shot you had perfect aim.

If he had participated in the Olympics…

he'd have surely won a gold medal for India.

Mr. Das, it was just a miss.

You escaped death by a whisker.

Just say I escaped death. Don't make it worse by saying "by a whisker. "

It doesn't sound good.

Are you a doctor or a dialogue writer?

You're talking too much.

Go and prescribe me medicines.

Go. Make sure the medicines are sweet.

It's not like I'm dead. Come here.

Where are the others?

Dear, our nest is destroyed.

Our men are gone, dear.

Call Otteri Ravi.

It's boss.

-Hello. -Ravi…

it's me, your boss.

Boss, I'm driving a cab.

There are customers with me. They will complain if I talk on the phone.

-I'll call you later. I'll hang up now. -Listen!

He used to butcher people, and now he's driving a cab?!

Yes, dear.

Otteri Ravi is now Ola Ravi.

Call my right-hand man Kozhi Bhaskar.

Here.

Hey, Bhaskar. It's me, your boss.

-Tell me, boss. -What are you up to?

I'm boiling, boss.

Super. At least you're boiling in rage to kill. You saved my reputation.

Boiling in rage to kill?!

My kid is crying. So, I boiled the milk, and now I'm pouring it for her.

Pouring the milk?!

Ever since you got hurt, I've become jobless.

My wife's going to work.

So, I'm taking care of the kid.

I want milk.

Hang up now. My kid is crying.

Listen!

He says he's become a homemaker and is feeding his kid.

Yes, dear. Kozhi Bhaskar has become Kid Bhaskar.

Yeah?

Hey…

thank God at least you're with me.

I'm proud of you.

-Proud of me? -Yeah.

No, dear. I work as a security guard in this hospital.

For a monthly salary of Rs. 8000.

I get tiffin from home. They serve tea twice a day.

I come to see you every day so that I can sit in an air-conditioned room.

That's the reason I came even today. You've regained consciousness now.

-I'm getting late for my duty. See you. -Stop, you watchman!

Hey!

All our men should assemble here immediately. Call and tell them.

What a fate!

So, you all have reformed?!

We didn't have a choice, boss.

Kozhi, why did you bring your daughter?

I'm helpless, boss.

My wife is the sole breadwinner of the family.

I do all the chores at home

like cleaning, cooking, washing, and taking care of the baby.

Don't you get it, boss? I work from home.

Doing office work at home is called working from home,

not doing house chores!

Hey!

Let's go!

I'll pull out Naai Sekar's intestines

for making my condition like this and stealing my ten crores.

Dear, I'll single-handedly do it for you.

In 1977, I single-handedly controlled this Madras City.

When you have such a man next to you, why do you worry?

If I remove this holy talisman, I'll murder you.

Hey, do we really have to take him along with us?

Boss, he has good experience.

This is a murder mission. Let's take him along for support.

I can't bear his babbling.

But we are taking him only because of his babbling.

-Really? -Yes!

-Start the car. -One more thing.

What is it?

You cannot travel in our usual vehicle hereafter.

What are you saying?

Every night in my dreams

-I see you-- -Hey! Aren't you blind?

Why are you combing your hair in front of the mirror?

What? There's a mirror in front of me?!

I am surprised!

So am I.

Boss is calling you.

Is that so? I'll bathe and come.

He is calling you so that he can bathe you.

To bathe me?!

Come on!

I see you, I feel you

So, do you only sing English songs?

Actually, I studied at Oxford University.

-I see. -Yeah.

Do you know what a swimming pool is?

What's that?

A pool of water for swimming.

-Do you at least know to swim? -Come on now.

If I jump in a pond, I'll swim and rise only in the ocean.

If fact, I practiced upside-down diving in a deep, dry well.

Wow. You are blind, yet you are so skilled.

You're the perfect person. Come on.

-I see you -Come on.

God! There is not even a drop of water in the swimming pool!

And they call this a swimming pool?!

You sinners. You guys tricked me and brought me to this suicide point.

-James… -Sir!

I heard you're a good swimmer.

A swimming session immediately after waking up is very good for your health.

You heard him. Now jump, James.

I will.

You say there is a swimming pool here, but I don't hear the sound of water at all.

-Murugan! -Yes, boss?

Swim and prove to James there is water.

Sure, boss.

Come on! Jump!

How long am I supposed to swim? You heard my boss. Now, jump.

Holy guacamole!

He's just shaking his hands inside a bucket of water…

and he calls it swimming!

Now, dive! It's nine feet deep! Come on! Jump!

If I don't jump, he'll find out I'm not blind, and he'll kill me.

If I jump fearing that he'd kill me,

-then I'll be lying there in pieces! -Hey…

Lord Ayyanar, please save me from this situation.

You heard him. Jump, James.

Here I jump, you duckling!

Gosh! He really jumped!

Where is he headed?

Hey, stop!

Stop!

My hand!

A hundred percent confirmed.

He is blind. Boys…

take James to his room.

And take Murugan to the hospital.

Are you happy now?

Sir, you were shouting, "Jump!"

-But I didn't tell you to jump on me. -You could've moved, sir.

So, you meant a lorry when you said a bigger vehicle?!

Sir, in the movie Theeran, Actor Karthi goes in such lorries to nab the villain.

So, we are going to Hyderabad in this lorry?!

-Why would we do such a thing? -Thank God.

-We'll go to Tada in this lorry. -After that?

-I'm sorry. -Oh, God!

-Our city is top-class -Our city is top-class

-Come and look around -Come and look around

Hey!

You guys are taking me in a garbage van just like this garbage!

Will this van at least go to Hyderabad?

Sir, this van will certainly go to Hyderabad…

but we are not going to Hyderabad in this van.

-What?! -We will be getting down at Nellore.

-Yeah. -After that?

Are we going to Hyderabad or on a pilgrimage?

Don't lose hope, sir. Be confident.

I am on a mission to nab an accused,

but I'm the one being treated like an accused here.

-How far are we from Hyderabad? -Hyderabad is right around the corner.

Guys, your chewing noises are louder than the engine's noise.

All of you are eating.

Even as a formality, did anyone ask me if I'd like to eat something?

Give me some of that snack.

Boss, you just got out of surgery. It's too soon to have oily foods.

Your body is weak from the surgery. It cannot handle it.

He says it as if I've just delivered a baby.

-At least give me the juice. -Here, boss.

-Dear! -Oh, God!

I'm already suffering enough because of diabetes,

but you don't have to! There is no need!

You must stay fit. I'll have this juice instead of you.

Hey, can I at least swallow my saliva?

Of course, boss.

It's your saliva. You can swallow it. How many times have you spat it on us?

You don't have to ask for our permission for that.

Just swallow it, boss.

Naai Sekar! You…

Don't shout, boss. You'll wake my kid up.

Only I know how tough it was to make her sleep.

You must be the only henchman

who's brought his daughter while going to murder.

Naai Sekar, I will not rest until I unleash my wrath on you.

Dear! I remembered something when you said "unleash my wrath!"

-In 1945… -Just shut up!

-Boss. -What now?

Ask the driver to stop the vehicle. I need to buy diapers for my kid.

Do you even know why we are going there?

I know, but how would my kid know?

If she takes a dump in here, the ambulance will stink.

It'll stink?!

-Ask the driver to stop at a medical shop. -Yeah.

-Listen. -Yes, boss?

When you buy it for the kid, buy three more in XXXL size.

But my kid's size is XL, boss.

-Hey, XXXL is for him-- -You focus on eating.

Why didn't I die when I got shot? Keep going.

Hey!

You are blind, then how come you're watching TV?

I wasn't watching TV, I was listening to it.

-You were listening to TV? -Yes.

Boss is calling you. Come.

Fine, I'm coming. You show up out of the blue like an IT officers' raid.

So, tell me, sir, what's the test today?

-Hands off me! -Why are you screaming, sir?

Won't I scream if you press your hand on my injured hand?

You're put to the test, but I end up getting hurt!

Hey, take him to our boss.

Okay, sir. Follow me.

He says he's blind,

-but he was watching TV. -Hey!

-Give me my stick. -It's so confusing!

-Sir… -James.

-Were you looking for me? -Yes.

The reason I wanted to see you is that…

mine or my sister's approval doesn't matter here.

You'll need our VVIP's approval to be our groom.

-Monkey Rao. -Sir!

Monkey's Rao's approval?!

He got promoted so soon?! Oh, God!

Move aside, man!

Okay, sir.

This is my Jackie.

He will have to approve of you. Jackie's very smart.

He will scan everything.

No liar or cheater can escape from him.

Jackie, come.

Wow!

I've never seen Jackie bow in front of anyone, James.

My Jackie has approved of you.

I declare now that you're our groom. We'll have the wedding this coming Friday.

Coming Friday?! Oh my God!

They have decided it. By then, I must steal Jackie and escape.

What's with that look, dear groom?

I'm shocked!

I guess it's a happy shock.

-Please go and get rest. -Okay, sir.

-Listen, dear groom. -Yeah?

Since the wedding is happening soon, invite your parents and relatives.

My parents passed away when I was little.

-Oh, I'm sorry. -It's okay.

I have two cousins. Can I invite them?

Of course, groom. Murugan.

-Yes, boss? -Do the necessary arrangements.

-Okay, boss. -Yeah?

-Thank you, sir. -Okay, groom.

-Come on, Muruga. -Listen, dear groom.

-Not sir, call me brother-in-law. -Okay, dear brother-in-law.

-Brother! -Yes?

Who gave you permission to make this decision?

Are you trying to ruin my life by marrying me off to a guy I don't like?

If you marry someone with good eyesight,

then we'll lose this wealth,

and on your wedding day, I'll be in prison.

Our astrologer foretold this.

So, you'll be selfish and do as you wish?!

Yes, dear. My word is the final word.

This coming Friday, you're getting married.

It's fixed, dear.

Don't cry, dear. That toy belongs to Uncle.

I'll buy you a new toy, okay?

That toy is crappy. I'll buy you a new one.

-Hand over the kid to someone. -Here, buy her chocolate.

She's staring at the TV even when it's off.

-What would she have done if it was on?! -I have no idea.

Oldie, where is your grandson Naai Sekar?

I'm talking to you, oldie! Where is Naai Sekar?

You oldie-- Oh, God! Just ask her!

Oldie, where is your grandson Naai Sekar?

You jerk! Why are you screaming? Do I look like I'm deaf?

I can hear you.

What an arrogant old woman! She didn't budge.

I guess this wheelchair makes her think that you're a weak villain.

Hey, oldie,

your grandson Naai Sekar stole ten crores from me.

Where are those ten crores?

Switch on that TV.

Is she trying to be funny?

Why would she ask me to switch on the TV?

Dear, there must be some clue on the TV.

Then go and switch it on.

Do you see that?

I was staring at blank TV as I couldn't afford to recharge the cable service.

And you're asking me about ten crores?! Aren't you ashamed?

If you don't tell me where my ten crores and your grandson are…

-then I'll finish you off! -Boss…

she looks like she'll pass away next week. Why would you want to finish her off?

We must convince her in a different way.

Boss, convince her to answer our questions.

-Only then will you get the money. -Thank God.

Grandma, I'll grant your any wish.

Just tell me where your grandson is.

What's the time?

It's one o'clock.

Don't you think this grandma must be hungry?

Boss, shall I roast it?

Boss, should we roast it?

Stop roasting me!

-Boss says no need to roast. -Okay.

-They just don't get my point! -Cut it into smaller pieces.

-Here you go. -Move. Here, add it.

You turned my henchmen into catering boys!

Have mercy on us. Tell us where Naai Sekar is, and we'll leave.

-I don't know. -You don't know?!

Fine, eat. Let's leave, guys.

Grandma!

Uncle Naai Sekar who went to Lala Palace in Hyderabad

had said that he'd be back soon. Is he back?

-Damn it. She spilled the beans. -What happened, Grandma?

-Who are these guys? -How old are you?

-I'm 75. -Why try comedy at this age?

I'll finish you off after I'm back from Hyderabad. Guys, let's leave.

-Boss! -What now?

Do you mind if I take one poppadum?

-This is where you all slip. Take it. -Thank you.

-Dude, look at the size of it! -Bro…

she's a maid. Let's just go.

The steps look like milk sweets.

When I used to check out this palace from the outside,

the security used to chase me away.

I never imagined that I'd ever step in here.

Please ask your boss to make me also a part of your gang.

-Okay, don't forget. -Okay, sir.

Who are you guys?

Your groom's cousins.

-Oh, really? -Yes.

-Good, let's go to the groom's room. -That way?

Dancing to the rhythm is a pure bliss

Dance until you are out of breath Then rest on your lover's lap

Just forget the world and dance

Dear groom!

-Groom! -Damn! They won't let me make art!

Your relatives are here.

-I see. -Please inform the manager

-if they need anything. -Okay.

We'll take it from here, sir.

-Thank you. -I got this. Please come, sir.

Boss, what's with the walking stick?

-Come here! Get inside! -Why are you pushing me?

-Get inside. -Usually, everyone pushes us out.

Why are you pushing us?

Oh, God!

-Superb! -Look! What a bed!

Hey! You dirtbag, stop ruining the bed! Why did you bring him here?

He's a localite. He'll be of use if we face any issues here in the future.

He'll stand the ground for us. Okay, forget that.

-Congratulations, boss. -For what?

You came to steal the dog, but you're going to be the groom of this palace.

-My foot! -That's good news.

-Please take me along with you, boss. -Nonsense!

What's the need to ask for his permission?

-Henceforth, this is our palace! -Yeah?

You take the ground floor, and I'll take the middle floor.

Let the boss be on the top floor!

-That sounds awesome! High-five! -Shut up!

-Do you think I'm here to get married? -Then?

I'm here to steal our lucky dog Jackie! Don't forget that!

Why would you want to steal it?

Why do you want a seed when you're getting a jackfruit?

The dog's here, the girl's here, and so is her wealth.

-What else do we need? -Our lives!

-What?! -Yes!

For three days, I pretended to be blind, and I'm already on the edge of my life.

Imagine my plight if I have to pretend to be blind forever!

What? You're pretending to be blind?!

Not just that. If Max finds out that I'm not blind,

he'll not only kill me but also you and him!

-Oh my God! -He'll kill me?!

-And you're jumping on the bed?! -You jerk!

I was happy frying snacks at Five Star Hotel!

Are you trying to get me fried by bringing me here?

I didn't know about this!

-Silence -Someone's coming.

-Sit down. -Who could it be?

-Someone's here. Now, who's that? -Who could it be?

Who's that?

-It's me. -Oh, it's you?

-Who's this zebra? -That's her dress.

Greetings.

-Who are these guys? -My ration… relations.

-Why are they here? -To attend the wedding.

Whose wedding?

Stop acting as if you don't know.

Our wedding.

-So, you decided it's happening?! -Not me but your brother decided it.

So what? Don't I have to agree to it?

Look, leave before the wedding takes place.

Or else I'll poison you and your relatives!

Poison?!

-Did you see that? -Did you call me?

I'm talking to them, dear.

-Oh, God. -Okay.

Did you see that? I just informed you, but she confirmed it.

-Yes, boss. -Listen to me.

-We'll steal the dog tomorrow and leave. -Yes, boss.

Wait, I'm getting a call.

-Hello. -Kozhi.

-Boss, it's your grandma. -Oh, give it to me.

Grandma, what is it?

-Sekar, Das knows where you are. -He knows?!

-He's on his way to Hyderabad. -Oh, no!

-Jump out of the window and escape. -What?!

Oh, God! There are 1000 windows in here!

Jump out of one, and you'll end up in another room.

Jump out of that room, and again, you'll end up in another.

It'll take us days to jump out of here and hit the road! God, help me!

If Das comes here, then all our plans will go down the drain.

Let's steal Jackie tonight itself and escape.

Do you know Jackie's room?

-Jackie's room? I wonder which room it is. -Sir…

have some tea, sir.

Wow!

Monkey Rao!

Why is everybody so quiet?

Ask someone to sing.

I'll sing.

The pot was hot And so I dropped it down

Boss, I'll sing.

The gold shines when the heat rises

-But I-- -Hey…

why did you start from the second line?

It starts with "The flower blossoms when we touch it. "

-Okay, boss. I'll start over. -No need.

Let's keep quiet and go to Hyderabad. I'm sorry I asked for some entertainment.

Monkey Rao, take us to the dog's room. Don't end up pushing us into trouble.

Don't go in the wrong direction.

-Don't make noise. Quiet. -Yeah, it's all neat.

-Close the door. -Close it.

-Which floor? -Press one.

His Tamil will make me forget Tamil.

-Go. -Come on.

I'm walking ahead of you. Come on, my foot.

-This is Jackie's room. -This one?!

Oh, my!

-Don't touch it! -Why?

If you touch the door without entering the password, the alarm will go off.

All of them will be here.

-The whole of Andhra will be here?! -Yes.

How are we supposed to enter the password?

Move, I'll tell you.

Oh! So, the whole setup is here!

-Please enter the password. -It looks so cool.

-What's the password? -I don't know, sir.

Don't you feed the dog?

-Yeah-- -Then you must know it, right?

My boss comes and enters the password.

Then I go, feed the dog, and leave.

-One more important thing. -What?

You only have four chances. After that, the alarm will go off.

-The alarm will go off?! -Yes!

-So, what password should I enter now? -Boss…

why are you getting confused? I know what the password must be.

-Type the owner's name. -Right!

-Yes, Max. -M-A-X.

Scanning.

Wrong password. Three attempts remaining.

It says it's the wrong password.

-Do you have any sense? -Why?

He is a fool, and you listened to him?!

Max has only one sister. He must be attached to her.

Haven't you watched movies based on the sibling bond?

Mullum Malarum, Pasamalar. Great movies.

Not only those but also En Thangai Kalyani by TR was awesome.

Hey, what about Bharathi Raja's Kizhakku Cheemayile?

That was also a touching movie. It was awesome.

Even N. T. Rama Rao's Rakta Sambandham! His love for his sister was very moving!

Why are you not mentioning that?

-You… -Wait!

You must be a hardcore NTR fan. Forget the sibling bond for now.

Let's find out the password. Monkey Rao is an apt name for you.

-What's his sister's name? -Bobby.

Yeah, that's what I need.

-You just typed "lobby. " -Did I? Oh, God!

-It's Bobby, boss. -Wait.

Wrong password. Two attempts remaining.

That's also wrong! Stop giving me the wrong ideas!

-Useless guy! Always does wrong things! -Listen to me.

My boss is a dangerous criminal.

What if he has set my name, Monkey Rao, as the password?

I'll break your head. You talk as if you're his legal heir.

Everyone's ideas are revolving around themselves. Hey, I've got an idea.

This Jackie is a very lucky dog.

What if "Jackie" is the password?

Superb! Type "Jackie!"

-Spell it out for me. -J-O-C-K-Y.

Wrong password. One attempt remaining.

-Oh, no! -Damn!

Even my idea didn't work out.

-Boss. -What?

I've given it a good thought.

A man can forget anything

-but his first love. -Yes.

What if he has set his first love's name as the password?

How will I know his first love's name?

-Let's ask him. -Ask him?!

-Yes. -Hey,

Monkey Rao, where can we find your boss now?

He's at the bar having drinks.

-Come, let us also go and drink. -Hey!

-No, sir. -Why?

If he finds out that I brought you here,

then he'll shoot me down. Just let me go.

-Leave me alone. -Monkey Rao, wait.

What now, boss?

-We'll go. -Yes.

-Let's do this by ourselves. -Okay, boss.

-Let's go. -Let's go and ask him.

Both of you wait here.

I'll go in, talk to him, and trick him into giving me his first love's name.

-Also, get two bottles of liquor. -Oh, really?

-Would you like something? -Some side dishes.

Wish me good luck.

Jerks! Always after liquor and food!

-Welcome, groom. Have a drink. -Brother-in-law…

No, thanks. I don't drink.

Very good.

Well, I have a doubt.

Go ahead and ask.

You fixed my marriage,

but I've never met your wife and kids.

I'm not married. I'm still a bachelor.

-You're a bachelor?! -Yeah.

So, no marriage, love, fooling around, etc. ?

No, it's not like that.

I did fall in love with a girl once.

Just when I was about to propose to her…

What were you asking?

The name of the girl you fell in love with.

-Her name? -Yeah.

-Sri Sri… -Wow, what a beautiful name!

-See you. -I didn't tell him the whole name yet,

and he's already leaving.

-That wasn't the whole name?! -No.

Sri Sri Thiruvenkada…

Ramanachathurthi Rakshabandha…

Yogarajeswari Samandha Vaikunta Rathnamala.

Great!

What a short and sweet name!

It's indeed sweet like her.

He's passed out. Come here.

-Hey, did you hear what he said? -Not even a zilch.

Wondering fools! Hear me out!

He said her name is…

Sri Sri Thiruvenkada…

Ramanachathurthi Rakshabandha…

Yogarajeswari Samandha Vaikunta…

-Rathnamala. -Rat in a mall?

-Not rat in a mall, Rathnamala! -Boss…

one girl with such a lengthy name?!

I don't think he's that genuine. He must have wooed many girls

and used all their names to set the password.

Now, you have to remember "Sri Sri Thiruvenkada Ramanachathurthi. "

Okay.

And you remember "Rakshabandha Yogarajeswari Samandha Vaikunta. "

-I'll remember "Rathnamala. " -Hey!

Just one word for you, and the rest of it for us?! Why?

Be happy when you get more instead of being jealous.

-Now, go! Not that way! -Let's go.

This way, you jerks!

Oh, God! Their atrocities are turning me into a male version of poet Avvaiyar!

Hold this.

Hope you remember what I told you both.

Sri Sri Thiruvenkada…

-I guess the next word is "Chathurthi. " -Vinayaka Chathurthi.

Correct.

Vinayaka Chathurthi?

Why are you confusing me with festival names? Please shut up.

Ramanachathurthi.

Then, Rakshabandha…

-Yoga… -Parameswari.

Who's Parameswari?

-My elder sister. -Why are you dragging her into this?

Shut up!

-Rajeswari. -Correct.

What's next?

-Samandha… -Samantha is here!

Samantha is here?!

Hey, now, why are you dragging her into this unnecessarily?

Act like humans, you doofuses!

Yeah.

-Samandhan Vainkunta… -Ekadesi.

Ekadesi?

-Paradesi! -You--

-Hey, what did you say? -No, I typed it.

Why would he use "Paradesi" in his password?

Oh, no!

Come again! Trying to slip that name in so that I don't notice it?!

The whole world knows how much I'm affected because of that.

Don't remind me of that, or else I'll beat you to a pulp!

God!

-The last word was "Rat--" -Cat.

-Bat. -Mat.

-Format. -You want me to format it?!

-Stop torturing me! -Boss!

How much will you burden me?

Are you trying to burden me and finish me off?

Enough of your help!

I'll do it on my own. You just keep quiet!

Yes, "Rathnamala. "

-Scanning. -Correct.

Password accepted. Access granted.

It opened. Let's go. Come on.

Come.

Come on.

Boss, it's so cold in here. It feels like heaven.

Boss…

So, boss, that's Jackie?

Jackie!

Jackie.

How are you?

Come on, dear. Shall we go? Come.

Come on.

Come on, Jackie.

Boss, you go ahead.

Guys, our mission is complete. We must cross Andhra before sunrise.

Oh, no. Max is here.

I'll continue my blind act.

You guys play along. Hold Jackie.

-I'll be back. -No, continue your act here.

You idiot!

So, did you guys like the palace?

-Tell me. -Dear groom…

Brother-in-law?

How come your relatives have my Jackie?

They have Jackie with them?! What do you mean?

Oh, yeah!

They asked me to show them around.

So, I showed them around.

They stole Jackie?!

Brother-in-law, throw them out immediately.

We don't need these cheap fellows!

No, I won't throw them out.

See, he's forgiven you guys.

-Boys! -Oh, no.

Boss, save me. Please.

Break the arms and legs of these two men and throw them out.

-No! Please! No! -Brother-in-law, please! No!

No! Stop!

Please, just let them go, and they will be on their way.

Brother-in-law, please. God.

-I guess they will beat them to death. -Please, let go of me!

Stop! Why are you beating just the two of us?

You tricked the poor groom

in the name of being his relative and planned to kidnap my Jackie?!

Who said he's blind? He has a good, clear sight!

His eyes are fine! He can see everything!

-Stop! -He pretended to be blind to get in here.

-Stop! -Let go of me!

-I have an excellent idea to save you. -No, thanks!

Last time, when you made a plan, Das' men beat us up to a pulp!

-My body can't take any more beating. -Hey!

-So, you can see?! -And you saw that only now?!

So, all these days, you pretended to be blind…

and were deceiving me?!

Come on, why take out the gun for this?

I won't spare your life.

What's going on here?

Record dance.

He pretended to be blind to kidnap Jackie.

Sir, you're wrong.

I'm here to take back the dog you stole from my house.

Who are you?

Who am I?

See it for yourself, and then you'll realize.

Look at you looking humble and modest in that lungi standing next to my parents!

So, you're Natarajan's son, little Sekar.

Okay.

So, you changed your name to James from Sekar and tricked me.

If Meghanathan can become Max,

then there's nothing wrong with Sekar becoming James.

Take a hike!

I'll kill and dispose of you right away!

Like how you killed Gora and disposed of her in a suitcase?

Brother, so, you killed Gora?!

Shut up!

You know so many truths about me. I cannot spare your life.

Sir, the police are here. Keep the gun inside.

-Yeah, sir. -You can shoot me later.

Now, who called the police?

Boss, that's Das.

Oh, yeah, that's Das.

How did he travel so far after losing his fuse?

Who is he? Looks like a patient.

Did he get up halfway through surgery and come here?

Did you call him a patient?!

The way you're a big don here, he is a big don in our city!

Fine, but why are you here in my palace?

I ruled the underworld, but he made me come here in an ambulance.

So, I'm here to kill Naai Sekar!

My foot!

He pretended to be blind, made his way in here, and betrayed me.

Do you think I'll let you kill him?

I will kill him.

Come again. You will kill him?!

I order the food, and you want to steal it?!

Oh, so you want to play?

Then watch me now.

I do the hairstyle, and you want to steal it?!

It's my turn, right?

I donate the blood, and you want to steal the energy drink?!

Got it!

I drink the booze, and you want to steal the side dishes?!

Next.

I thought they were serious villains, but they are stooping so low!

Bingo!

I buy a brand-new vehicle, and you want to steal the show?!

Hey…

who's going to win this battle?

No matter who wins it, in the end, our boss will get shot.

-You think so? -He's so eager to see me get shot.

I eat the jaggery, and you want to steal the taste?!

-He's lost. -I'm not getting anything.

Here you go!

I tie the knot, and you want to rock the cradle?!

Only I will kill him!

It's my turn now, right?

-I book the room- -Oh, no!

Stop blabbing like a madman!

Why travel across states just to debate?

-Hey! -Yes, brother-in-law?

What's with him?

He says he wants to kill you.

Forget him, he's an old villain.

You are the latest villain.

-Hey! -Coming, Das.

Das, whatever it is, let's talk it out.

-Don't be so adamant to kill me. -Hey!

I'm not here to talk but to kill you!

-Look-- -Hey!

Coming.

Brother-in-law?

-You saw me committing a murder. -Right.

-So, it's only fair that I kill you. -True!

That's why I'm putting my life on the line and trying to convince him.

Please, be quiet and have a little patience.

Damn, they are toying with me as if I'm their pet.

What is it now, Das?

Hey, it's only fair that I kill you.

God! Didn't I give you that opportunity, dear?

But you missed it, punctured yourself, and now, you are arguing with him!

Das, give up. Giving up has never let down anybody. Listen to me, Das.

-Hey! -This is their border.

-To hell with you both! -Hey!

You guys talk it out and come to a conclusion.

-Until then, I'll rest. Turn on the fan. -Stop!

-Who called me? -He did.

-Did he make a decision? -He took out his gun.

God, he keeps popping out the gun now and then.

The whole argument is to decide who gets to kill you.

Where are you off to?

Damn, he pulled out the gun.

-Don't worry, nothing will happen. -Come on, guys.

Be brave, boss.

You…

Repeat!

Hey.

-Run! Move aside! -Move!

-Move! -Come on, move!

He can't handle the gun.

He can't handle the gun?!

Then why do we have to worry?

I mean he can't handle it and so, he'll shoot us blindly.

Only we know its consequences.

Now, hear my master plan.

-Oh, God! Not again! -Oh, God!

Boss, don't put yourself in trouble again!

-Fall at his feet and ask him to stop! -Hey!

-Boss, please don't! -Guys, wait!

Boss, don't earn the tag of a murderer.

Boss!

Told you he can't handle a gun.

You didn't pay heed to me.

There is no use in screaming now.

You should've heard how I screamed.

Does it hurt?

Spread your legs. The breeze will give you a slight relief.

He too got shot in the same region?!

He doesn't have the gun now! Kill him!

Beat them up!

Hey!

Now is the time for the action sequence.

All you comedians, move.

Comedians? Then who is he?

Lord Ayyanar…

Lord Bhairava…

please save me. Save me.

Another gun?

-Oh, no! Duck down! -Duck down!

Naai Sekar!

You are under arrest! What are you looking at?

Hey!

I risked my life and rushed here from the government hospital.

I've gone crazy because of you!

Only if I hand you over will I get my promotion.

-You want a promotion, right? -Yes!

-Look what I had to go through for that! -Listen to me.

He's Das. He got ten crores as a ransom for kidnapping girls.

And that's Max. He murdered a lady named Gora, and her corpse is in a suitcase.

Catch them and hand them over to your department.

You will be promoted automatically.

Had I arrested you, I'd have only been promoted as an inspector,

-but your idea will get me higher ranks! -About turn!

Police! Get in here quickly!

-Sir, I am the security guard. -Arrest all of them.

Get up, all you rowdies.

My promotion is guaranteed.

There's enough space in my ambulance. Come with me.

Jackie.

Jackie, shall we go home now?

Without you, my whole dynasty is suffering.

Oh, Granny!

My granny is kind of shy But she had nine babies

The whole house was filled With loud babies

I was the most street-smart of them all

Took the train And came down business, y'all

Oh, Granny!

There were landmines at my every step

I defeated all the controversies With a plan so fine

Normal life? No, thanks I'm not ready

Survived on my own With help from nobody

-My granny! -Oh, my granny!

-My granny! -Oh, my granny!

-My granny! -Oh, my granny!

-My granny! -Oh! Where are you, my granny?

I was doing my own job

Thanks to dogs, I lost that job

I tried to woo some pretty girls

Thanks to some morons Those girls and I are like siblings

I was aging, so I thought I'd get married

Well, again The dogs ruined and damaged it

Started making plans, bow-wow

Started kidnapping dogs at night Hell, yeah

When I start singing a melody I apply no brakes

In new-school rap, I am Drake

This is my own sad tale An empty but pompous tale

I wanted to earn a life of my own So I met the loan sharks soon

I made a plan, I took a loan I started this new business

I rented rooms, I made calls I did mimicry at times

To earn money, I will not burn my energy

Getting sweaty gives me bad allergy

The special squads are after me

I am Harry Potter, watch me I'll vanish into thin air

To the outsider, I am the wrong person

I will let no conman con me

I even rejected a job in the army

I can even deal with Laden Easy-peasy

-My granny! -Oh, my granny!

-My granny! -Oh, my granny!

-My granny! -Oh, my granny!

-My granny! -Oh! Where are you, my granny?

Have buttermilk If you're burning in jealousy

Jim Carrey is my school buddy

My granny is kind of shy But she had nine babies

Oh, Granny!

Oh, Granny!