All language subtitles for Below Deck Adventure S01E09 (1080p)_track3_eng

- Previously
on "Below Deck Adventure"...

[horn blowing]

- "Primaries Mike and Stefanie

"thrive on competition
and aren't afraid

to have a friendly cheat
to win."

- Do you guys all work out
in the morning together?

I mean, look at Captain.

Yeah.
[laughter]

- You get that list of jobs?

- I got it, yeah.

- It's my second day
on the boat,

and Lewis sends a WhatsApp chat

of a work list he wants done.

I mean, is this how he's been
running the boat

the entire season?

- What the (BLEEP)?

- [speaking indistinctly]
- Oh, wow.

- She completely
disrespected you

and didn't give a (BLEEP),

and that can't
ever happen again.

- We need to leave the boat
with the guests.

- They want to do
crew v. guests.

- You're gonna need
all the crew there.

- Yeah.

- You've never asked.

- This one's gonna cuddle me.

- I thought the plan
had changed

once the guys decided
to do the obstacle course.

- No, no, the plan changes
when I say the plan changes.

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

♪

- You smell horrible.
[laughs]

- [sniffs]
Yeah, it's not good.

- Stinks, right?
- Yeah, it does.

- I told the guests
that we would all be here.

I don't know what to say now.

- Me and two lads
can come over now.

- Yeah, can you bring Kasie
with you, please?

- Yes.

- Thank you.

- Thanks, mate.
- Sorry, is that your phone?

- Yeah.
[sighs]

- Stews and deckhands
always have trouble.

- All right, lads,
we're departing in, let's say,

four minutes.

- So if they can't work
between themselves,

I get involved.

If I'm getting involved
all the time,

I've hired the wrong people.

[dramatic music]

♪

- I need some ice.

- [speaking indistinctly]
- Excuse me.

Can I get some ice, please?

- [laughs] You got it.

♪

- Hey, Nathan.
- Yeah?

- Where'd my hiking boots go?

- They're right there,
put away.

- Is that Nathan?
What are you doing?

- I'm getting
a snack and a water.

- You've now got--
- Let's leave.

Let's go.
- I'm ready.

- You've now got one minute.
Let's go.

- We're going to shore to help
the girls with the excursion.

- One minute, tender departing.
- I know.

- One minute.

- Do you not know
where you put my boots, man?

- I did not take them
from your hands, ever.

- Please, if you need
to come with us, come now.

- Here you are.

- You're the best.

- We're staying here
to compete against you?

- Absolutely,
our team is on their way.

- Oh!

- They're just pumping iron
and taking protein.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Who's driving?

♪

- Tender out, going to shore
with the deckhands and Kasie.

- Yeah.
- Margaritas all round?

[claps]
Awesome.

- Give me that dog line.

- Thank you.

- You didn't want
a margarita, did you?

That's what we're here for.

- Lewis, Lewis, shirt.

Yes, it's here.
- Boo!

- Why are you booing?
- You're the competition!

- Right, we will not lose, OK?
I do not--

- Team Norway.
- Come on.

- Team Norway.
- Team Norway.

all: 1, 2, 3.

Whoo!
- USA, USA.

- [sighs]

- What? We just got here.

- All right, all right,
we'll give it a go.

- Can you go on that side so--

[all grunting]

- [screams]

- Yeah! Aah!

[all screaming and laughing]

- All right, 1-0.
Everybody OK?

- How do I stand a chance
on tug-of-war

when I've just got a team
full of hobbits?

- Just like youngsters,
you start out quick,

but you can't take it
for the long haul.

♪

- I love it when I have
the boat to myself.

With the constant chaos
of the galley

and working and living
with the chief stew,

I'm just not
feeling like myself.

So Faye being off the boat
for a little bit

just gives me
some space to breathe.

- Can you do rounders?

- It's called baseball,
not rounders.

Since you guys lost,
you get to pick.

Do you want to bat first?

- Bat first.
- All right.

- And I'm gonna bat first
'cause I'm chief stew.

[laughter]

Can you liven up?

- I know you're angry.
- I'm not angry.

- I know.
Come on.

- Why is she holding it
like that?

- Oh, fudge!

[laughs]

- Got to leave the bat.
- Oh, sorry!

- Yes, Kasie! Go!
- Whoa-ho!

- That was a curveball
right there.

♪

Oh, catch it.
Catch it. Catch it.

Catch it.
- Go, Oriana!

Yay!
- Oh!

Oh!
- Yay!

- Come on, guys!
Come on!

This is America's pastime.

Hey, what's the score?
- 14-zip.

- Oh, sh--.

Let's go back to the boat.
Norway wins.

Good job, Norway.

- Thank God that's finished.

I've got better things
to do on the boat.

I think it's time
to whip out the iceberg.

- OK, we're going
back to the boat.

- OK, I'm gonna clean up here
with one or two guys.

- I'll break down
with those stews.

- Is that OK?
- Yep.

- We've got one more little
surprise when we get back.

♪

- Team USA.

- That's your
obstacle course, guys.

- Yay!
- Oh, my God. Look at that.

Look at that.
- Are you kidding me, you guys?

Captain, we missed you today.

It was absolutely ridiculous.

- It was amazing.
- Had a great time, huh?

- Yes. Espresso martinis
all round, yeah?

- Oh, yes. Yes.
- Yeah? OK.

- Do you want to play
hide-and-seek in the grass?

- No, actually,
I'm gonna set up a chair.

I'll watch you play.
Yeah.

- Marco!

- I can see you
when you crawl.

[laughter]

I can still see your ass.

Now you're good.

I think Kasie's really cute,

but I don't really know
where we stand.

I mean, one night,
we share a bond.

- Polo!

- But everything
was so hot and cold before,

I mean, if I pursue it,
what's gonna happen?

I can play hard to get too.

- Come on, boring.

- We should escape and be done
with this whole charade.

- You mean "cha-rod."
- "Cha-raid."

♪

- Copy.

- Can you sit in tender
and go back to shore?

- Thanks, mate.

- Some espresso martinis.

- Oh, thank you.

♪

- Kasie, you look
like a mom who just

got kicked out of her house.

- Packing my bags,
and I'm out of here.

- Lewis, if you guys win,
you'll get 100 bucks a person,

800 bucks U.S. cash today.

You like that?
- I agree to those terms.

- All right, we're in.
- Ooh!

- Look at this cute team
rolling in.

- You can pass me some chairs.

- Just this last one here.

- All crew, all crew,
please get changed

for the obstacle course.

♪

- Right.

Let's go.

- I'm leaving the pasta.

I'm gonna do lobster halibut

for the hell of it.
- Lovely, OK.

- Oh, this is gonna
be awesome.

- The way this game's
gonna work--

you've got to run
across the fenders

without falling
in the water,

climb to the top
of the iceberg.

And if you do that,
you get a point for your team.

If you fall off the fenders,
you're done.

- Keep the total score,
Captain, please.

- If you tap out,
you lose 5 points.

[laughs]
- Are we ready to go?

Doing the obstacle course
isn't just

doing the obstacle course.

It's my hair getting wet.

It's my makeup.

But I've got to do it.
800 bucks?

How can I say no
to these guys?

[cheers and applause]

- Are you kidding me?
- Whoo!

Yes.

- [screams]
- Oh!

[indistinct chatter]

[laughter]

- Lewis is going.
- Come on.

[cheers and applause]

- If I do say so myself,

this is probably
my finest work

in terms of obstacle courses.

[cheers and laughter]

- Whoo!
- Go! Go!

[cheers and applause]

- He did it.

♪

all: 1...
[laughter]

Oh!

- Whoo!

all: Oh!

- Yay!

- Wow, I can't believe it.

The hobbits
actually win this one.

- Oh!

Yes!

- That was amazing!
- Are you kidding me?

- Ah!

My balls is up in my stomach,
but this has been lovely.

- We've got $800.

- Cheers. I got to shower.

I'm freezing.

But you guys killed it.
Good job.

- Way to go, guys.
- Lewis, here you go.

- Good mate.
- Good job.

- The crew smashed it.

They went down much better

than bloody tug-of-war
in a field.

- Hey, cheers to you guys,
man, absolutely.

- Coming up...

- Oh, I hope
Kerry's sitting down.

- Good evening.
- I didn't make him food.

- No.

- Previously
on "Below Deck Adventure"...

- Interior crew...

- Best day ever.
- Best day ever.

[upbeat music]

♪

- [laughs]

Oh, mate, I thought
you were a goner then.

- Faye, what time
is guest dinner?

- Half 9:00.
- I'm joining them tonight.

- OK, thanks.

- I did mention
to the chef the other day.

The guests have asked me
to have dinner tomorrow night.

- OK, cool.

- Hey.

♪

- You look great.
You look great, baby.

- Oh, yeah.
- Nathan...

So we can start deflating.

'Cause it's gonna
take hours to deflate.

- We need to get them seated.
There's food--

I've already made food
that now needs to go.

- OK, cool.
- So focus, people.

Last night's dinner
was quite traumatic for me.

Between the girls not
getting the orders right

and my run-in
with the captain,

I'm desperate for things
to go smoothly tonight.

- Once the table's good,
then we can seat everyone.

♪

Let's turbo boost this.

- Hey, guys,
when you're ready,

you can make your way
up to the table.

- Oh, OK.
- OK.

- Beautiful, I love it.

- Captain's sitting there,
if that helps.

- Oh, perfect.
OK.

Thank you.

[laughs]

♪

- This is starter, yeah?

- [sighs]

- At the table?
No, I didn't make him food.

- He didn't tell you?

- He told me yesterday,
but he hasn't confirmed.

- Well, he's having food.

Sorry.
- Well...

- Good evening.
- Oh.

- Hey, whoa, we thought
you stood us up.

- No!
- Mm, see, Jess?

You're not perfect yourself.

Give him that.
Just give him that.

Get another bowl.
- [laughs]

- But now you need sauce.

You need all of that.

- This is very saucy.

Just take a spoon.

- I can't work like this.

It's been a long day.

- To Norway.
- To Norway.

- To Norway.

- This is probably getting
close to being rollable.

What we can try and do is just

pull into the platform
and roll.

- I have to switch hands--
hold on--

because I don't
want to serve--

- Always try and go
to the left, see?

- Guys.

The whole ----ing thing.

- The toughest part
up here is,

we can't anchor
in too many places

'cause the water's so deep.

These mountains keep
going down underwater.

You're more worried about the
anchor dragging off the edge

of the underwater cliff.

- I'll pull.
[speaking indistinctly]

[grunts]

- All right,
let's scrub this side.

We have to strategize
how to roll this thing up

because it's just so heavy,

and it's heavier
when it's wet.

It's about to get
a lot heavier.

- So to start this evening,

you have homemade linguini
with lobster.

Enjoy.
- Wow, thank you.

- Thanks, Chef.
- Sure.

- The pasta's delicious.

- This is ridiculous.

- I'm gonna go now,
if that's OK.

Are you guys OK?

- It's been
a long ----ing day.

- Maybe we should just
throw this thing out.

- Just put a bit
of a weight on it.

- Goodbye. [laughs]
- Bloop.

- So actually, Dave here--
we gamble all the time.

- [laughs]

- What do you bet on?

- We will gamble
on which way the sun

comes up in the morning.
- Anything.

- [laughs]

My biggest gamble
was getting married.

[laughs] That didn't
work out too well for me.

[laughs]

- I'm taking the fish
out of the oven.

It is ready, by the way.

- Hold that for me.

I'm gonna pull
these two together.

You two just lift
from the bottom as I pull.

- I don't know.
- We do it with that.

We do one more,
I think, and we're done.

- Sure.
- Oh.

- That's why I say
let's do my way.

Let's do my way.

Not to sound cocky,
but I just feel like

no one has the same mindset
as me.

- [grunting]

- I think, like,
five steps ahead.

It's like a Bill Gates
type thing, you know?

- Yes!

♪

- Maybe put two on either
side, one on each side.

- Paging Kasie, Oriana.

Could you come
to the galley, please?

I can do three.
Let's just all do three.

- I want the nice one
to go to the primary.

- This one?

- Definitely don't
give him that one.

- [laughs]
- (BLEEP).

- I'm not saying
that that one's bad,

but it's just not big.

Definitely not that bad.

[laughs]

- And you pull it in,
and then you ----ing

unclip it and you fold it.

- Oh!

- Are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

♪

- Oh, thank you.
- Oh, wow.

- So for main course
this evening,

we have halibut
on a sweet potato purée

with green beans
and a lemon beurre blanc.

- Great.
- Jess, thank you.

- Enjoy.
- You're amazing.

It's wonderful.

- Aw, I hate this thing.

- Is there any way
I can steal Oriana?

- Oh, yes, please.
Thank you.

- I do need help
down in the cabins,

or I'm not gonna
get done in time.

I'm sorry.
- Let me come check with you.

- How are you
and your cocktail?

Just soda water.
- Oh, yeah, absolutely.

- I'm trying to think
how the (BLEEP)

we're gonna get this
in the tender.

- Has this been done?
- Wow.

- Exterior crew,

we're desperate for some help
in the interior.

Lewis, Lewis, come in.

- Interior,
are you calling deck?

- We all need help, everywhere.

- It doesn't look likely
in the next hour.

We're still pulling away
the obstacle course.

- [sighs]

Why is it
taking them all night?

It's like,
how many deckies does it take

to deflate an iceberg?

[dramatic music]

Unbelievable.

[sighs]

Coming up...

When we do the picnics,

we just need a bit more
manpower.

- I think it is
a slap in the face.

[hip-hop music]

- [grunts]

- Can we get an extra fork?

She dropped it on the floor.
- Absolutely.

- OK, I'm just gonna put
their stuff

in the dryer
really quick as well.

It's on the stairs.

- OK, Faye,
where do you need me?

- Can you come down
and help with cabins now?

- Yep, on my way.

- You OK?

- This is why I get
so angry.

If the boys pulled their
fingers out their asses

and helped us,
we wouldn't be all like this.

I love Lewis as a person.

- ----ing hell.

- It's so heavy,
it might sink the tender.

- I don't like him
as a bosun.

- Oh, is it cold?
- Yeah.

- Here, let's get in the warm.

- Kasie, Kasie, come in.

Can you go to bed, honey?

- Please, please,
please go to sleep.

- OK.
- All right,

you all have a lovely evening.

- Good night.
- Have a good night.

- Thank Jess.
- Have a nice evening.

- All right, I hate
to leave you guys, but...

Thanks, boys.

- This is kind of ridiculous.

This thing took down
the "Titanic."

We got to throw everything
we have at this.

- Good night.

- Good night, Lewis.

- All right, all right,
all right.

- How does it look?

I'm all free?

- What a crazy day, man.

♪

- Guest cabins are done.

- OK, copy.

- Thank you so much.

- Good night, good night.

With all the activities
today,

thank God the guests
want to have an early night,

'cause I'm exhausted
right now.

[laughs]

- OK, bye, good night.

- All right, good night.

- Night, guys.
Thank you.

- Good night, Jess.

♪

- (BLEEP).

- Whoa, buddy,
slow your towel roll.

It's a sign
of terrible management

that the most experienced guy
is on the night shift.

Is Lewis threatened by me?

You know, is he putting me
here on purpose?

Because my experience
towers over Lewis.

All right, man.

[energetic music]

♪

- ♪ Whoo

♪

- Good morning.

♪

- Lewis, Lewis,
can we put our attention

to getting the anchor up?

- Copy, copy.

- Jess, Jess.

- Go ahead.

- Guests are sitting
for breakfast.

♪

- Straight up and down.

- Copy, copy.

[anchor clunking]

- Anchor in the pocket.

♪

- Can I get you eggs Benedict
or scrambled?

- I mean, I'll try
her eggs Benedict.

- Yeah?

- Yes.
- All right.

- OK, three eggs Benedict.

- Yeah, that's easy.

- One with arugula.

- [laughs] Smells like
eggs Benedict, Lewis.

♪

- Oh, there's your arugula.

Yeah, arugula in the house.

♪

- Breakfast was great.

So we're gonna go down,
kind of get ready, pack up.

- OK.

- We're so sad
that we're leaving.

- I'm so sad.
[laughs]

♪

[dramatic music]

- [speaking indistinctly]

Please start cycling in
your crew, please.

Get changed to your whites.

- Can we go up top?
- Yes.

Wherever you want
on the bridge deck.

♪

- Secure that.
Secure and tie all ships.

50-meter motor yacht
entering Alesund Harbor.

Seth, I need you on the bow,
mate, up on the bow.

Think this silent boat's gonna
get squashed in a second.

[horn blares]

- Wind is coming
directly from this direction.

- No, I think Seth said
the wind's in this direction.

'Cause he is
new to the boat.

Seth.

- Yes, sir.

- But after the communication
issues last time...

I have no eyes
at the back of the boat.

- Sorry, I didn't catch that.
- (BLEEP) sake.

I just want to get to the dock.

Everybody needs to be
on point.

- Floating dock
currently at ten meters abeam.

♪

- He's going sideways
into that thing right now.

- I had very little room
for error.

- Look how close
he is right here.

Holy sh--.

- One scratch
on the side of the boat

is gonna be tens of thousands
of dollars in repair costs.

- This is crazy.

♪

Five more feet.

- Is that a good position
for you, mate?

- That looks OK, mate.

- Get our springs across,
please.

Springs across.
- Springs across, guys.

- Holy (BLEEP).

- Well done.

Seth did a great job
on his first docking.

It's refreshing to have
a full deck crew

and especially
having someone on deck

who's experienced like Seth.

- Welcome back to reality.

- Department heads,
we are saying goodbye

to the guests
in five minutes.

- How red are we gonna go?

- Let's go supes red.

- Yeah.
[grunts]

♪

- Hey!
- Aww.

- Thank you, Kasie.
- Bye, Faye.

- I appreciate you.
- Hey, man.

[laughter]

- Hey, Captain and team,

I cannot tell you how much

we really appreciate
everything you guys did.

I just want to tell you,
thank you guys so much.

- Yeah.
- We'll give you

a little something.
- Well, thank you.

- All right.
- Stay in touch.

- Thanks so much.
Love you guys. See you guys.

- Thank you.
- Bye!

- Aw.
Safe journey.

- Well, that was great, guys.

Let's get into our
off-charter uniform

and meet back here at 3:00.

♪

- Mm, mm!

- You're wet.

- [vocalizing]

♪

- I think I'm just
gonna lay down.

[laughter]

- Do you want to take
a nap really quickly?

- All crew, all crew,

I'll meet you on the aft deck.

I'll be there in two minutes.

- Ugh.

You want me to get out of bed?
I just got in.

♪

- All right.
- Hey.

- Off the bat, I want
to welcome Seth aboard.

Your first trip, mate.
- Thank you.

Thank you.
- Really happy how you're

assimilating amongst the crew.

I can see you're gonna be
a very valuable asset to us.

- Aw.
- Looking forward to crushing

the next few charters
with you guys.

- We're happy
to have you here.

- Yeah.
- While we're here

and I've got you all together,
when we do the picnics,

we just need
a bit more manpower.

[dramatic music]

You know, there wasn't
enough hands helping out.

♪

- I think it is a slap
in the face at this moment--

we've just finished;
we're trying to relax--

to criticize, so just shut up.

♪

[hip-hop music]

[dramatic music]

- While are here
and I've got you all together,

when we do the picnics,

we just need
a bit more manpower.

♪

You know, there wasn't
enough hands helping out.

♪

- We have another, like,
hour and a half of work,

so if you guys are done
and are able to help--

- Yeah, we can help you.
- Thank you.

- Yes, I'll be in there.
I'll help you.

- I don't think calling out
the deck team

in front of everyone

during a tip meeting
is gonna be effective.

I think it's just gonna cause
more tension

between the two of them.

- So the tip we got--

$20,800 U.S.

- Oh, wow! That's nice.
- Yes.

[laughter]

So that's 40,500
Norwegian krone each.

- Brilliant.

- So let's everyone
count their moolah.

I'll save the best for last.

I was able to chat
with the agent

and arranged
a day off tomorrow

where you guys are gonna go
on your own adventure.

- Whoa, really?
What's the adventure?

- What is that?
- What is that?

- It's like ziplining.

- Man, it's so awesome.
So awesome.

I'm an adrenaline junkie.

Dare me to do something,

I'll pretty much do anything.

Take me to Mars.

[record scratches]
Whatever.

- I really want to do that.

Actually, that's
a goal of mine is,

I want to captain
a starship to Mars.

I want to be a commander
of a starship to Mars.

That's probably
gonna happen.

- You need some boots
for hiking.

You need a towel.

- This is like a triathlon.

[laughter]
- Yeah.

- Tomorrow morning, you need
to be ready at 8:00...

- 8:00?
- To leave the vessel.

[laughter]
- Yes.

- Are you coming?
- No.

- Aw, me neither.
- I can't make it.

You guys go out
and just let your hair down.

- Cheers.
all: Cheers.

- Whoo!
- Cheers.

[dance music]

♪

♪

- How do you fancy
going for a walk?

- How do I fancy
going on a walk,

a little stroll in the park?

- Why do you have to take
the piss all the time?

- Because you ----ing say it
like a little weenie.

"Shall we?"

[laughs]
We're gonna change, right?

- Think that's actually mine.

I have to take that with me.

♪

[FaceTime ringing]

- Mom and Dad,
what's going on?

- I mean, I don't know.

There's a couple people
here that just--

I'm not sure
have the experience.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, it kind of sucks
coming in as a deckhand.

- Yeah, it's been a humbling
experience, for sure.

Yeah.

- Oh, no, I didn't forget.

I don't let anybody else
here forget it either.

- Yeah, 100%.

I'm Captain Stuff.
I can do anything. I know.

I'm a ----ing champion.
Dad, we're winners.

Love you guys. Bye.
- Take care. Bye.

♪

- Do you know what, mate?

How about we get
an ice cream from here?

- Yeah, ice cream.

What do you want?
- Hello.

I love Mike.

He's my bunkmate, innit.
He's, you know--

he's the guy
I'm gonna chat to,

unload the gossip
from the day.

Is my tongue blue?

- I'm quite focused at work,
and I don't--

yeah, I don't
think about Oriana.

Luckily, I think
she's the same.

She's very focused as well,
and she puts it aside.

I don't know exactly
how Oriana feels.

I genuinely do like her.
She's nice.

I hope I'm not mistaken
that she feels the same.

I enjoy her company.
I enjoy just talking to her.

So what's going on with you
and Kasie at the moment, Mike?

- I don't know.
Kasie's cool, but--

- Kasie
misunderstands me a lot.

I give her, like, a funny
look, and she's like, what?

And I'm like, OK.
[laughs]

- She's kind of, like,
intense.

- I don't know, mate.

- I feel like me and Kasie
should hook up too.

What's the worst
that could happen?

♪

- I can read men like a book,
like a child's book.

He's just doing it because he
wants to get in my knickers.

The jury's still out
on that one.

[laughs]

♪

- Having another guy is great.

- Seth likes to make sure you
know that he knows his sh--.

- "I have the most experience
out of all of us."

- I'm an engineer,
lead deck, bosun,

first mate, chief officer.

That's what I do.
I run boats.

- I know. It made him look
like a total jackass.

- It just made him
look insecure.

Still I have a feeling I have
to be careful with him.

- How's it going, Cap?
- Good, mate.

- You got a minute?
- Yep, door's always open.

You know what I mean?

- So how's Lewis doing
on deck?

- What do you mean?
- From what I see,

he's doing it...
- Yep.

- But I feel like it could be
done at a lot higher level.

I bring a lot to the table.

I just feel like
I could definitely

run us to the finish line
at a way higher level.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

- I bring a lot to the table

as far
as the bosun position.

- Yeah.
- Just feel like I could

run us to the finish line
at a way higher level.

- You came here
to be a deckhand,

and you're gonna do the duties
as expected as a deckhand.

- Yes, sir.
- If I establish that there's

a better guy for the job...
- Right.

- That's gonna make
my life easier...

- Yeah.
- I'll make that decision.

What the (BLEEP), mate?

Do your job first.

Show me you can do

what you've been paid to do.

Bosun? No, son.

Thanks, man.
- Thank you very much.

I appreciate it.
Yes, sir.

- Look at that Jet Ski.
- Everyone has a Jet Ski.

- Hi, baby.
- Hi.

[dance music]

- He's got muddle eyebrows.

- They're going gray.
- Yeah.

- I'm stressed.
- [laughs]

- [laughs] It's true.

I work hard.
- It's not true.

- And there's all
this pressure.

- So hard.
- It's not easy.

- Do you want to know
what we do?

- The stews think they work
harder than the deckhands.

- Trust me, deck has never
won this battle.

- We don't win this one?
- Never, ever.

- I mean, listen, I'll admit

I would never--
your job is hard.

I don't even like
deckhand work.

I don't like guests.
I don't like yachts.

- What is wrong with you?
- I like containers.

They don't talk.

- [groans]

- Usually I enjoy Mike.
He's funny.

But I kind of wish he was
a container ship right now.

- I'd just like you to admit
that we work too.

- Like, just be as quiet
as possible.

- I'm kidding.
I'm gonna go find food.

♪

- You want to split
that rice? Go on, now.

- Yeah, take half of that,
yeah.

Those are so good.

- I thought you had to ask

before you came
for sleepovers.

- When?
[laughs]

♪

- Oh, that's lovely.

It's only 10:00.

- That wasabi killed me.

I got to pee.

♪

[alarm rings]

- [groans]

[alarm ringing]

- Morning.
- Good morning.

- I am ready to have
a great day with you guys.

♪

- We should get snacks.

- I don't know

♪

- What a pleasant day.
- I haven't worn a backpack

since I went
to nursery school.

- [laughs]
- I feel like a kid.

- Oh, my goodness.
It's chilly.

- Can I help you on?
Or are you good?

- I'm all right.
Thank you, though.

- OK.
- I'm excited.

- Nathan.

[laughter]

Thank you.
[laughs]

- I'm fine
with every adventure,

but I just don't like hikes.

- I'm scared
of getting in a wet suit

and not being able to get out.

- [laughs]
- Whoo!

♪

- How does it feel
to just be out?

- It feels so nice
being in the fresh air.

I don't get out enough.
- Yeah.

In Norway, like,
the air is so clean.

Like, imagine you have
this nice fluff pillow

that you would love
to smell

every time
you lay your head on it.

Imagine just a whole
country like that.

Oh, so fresh.

But it's damn cold.

- Oh, this looks
quite nice, actually.

[laughs]

- I think I'm gonna have
a nap.

Thank you.

♪

- I think Oriana
is just lonely.

I'm not quite sure
she looks at him

and wants to rip
his clothes off, shall we say.

[laughs]

♪

Let's get ready, guys.

Come on.

- Whoo!
[laughter]

- OK, let's go
and get activated.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Are you excited?
- Yes.

- No, can you explain it
a little better?

- Yeah, you have an idea?
- Yeah.

- Well, it's beautiful gorge
where we're gonna go through.

And we're gonna do
a little bit of a climbing.

It's just a T-bar
you hold on to,

slide off, and off you go.

That's the moment
that we're getting wet.

You're gonna
get the equipment,

and then we jump
in the [indistinct].

You have to wear them on.

We have to make them--
and adjust.

- Not me.

- I just burst my boob.

I need it loose.

My boobs are inflatable.

[laughter]

I feel good.

In the car, let's go.

- Let's go.
- [laughs]

[energetic music]

♪

- So pretty.
- I'm excited.

This looks awesome.

- Oh, my God.
Are we going across there?

- [sighs]

- We're gonna start
going down.

Carabiners.

- Ugh, I don't think
I can do this.

If I slip,
I'll have a heart attack.

I will.

It won't even matter
about the harness.

- I don't think
they finished this one.

- Ha, hoo-ah!

- I'm gonna fall.

Thank you.

Nathan, I really needed
that little push on the bum.

- Oh, it's gonna be so cold.

- This is my weakest--
oh!

- [laughs]
- Oh!

- All right,
we'll see what happens.

- All right, you're good.

- [speaking indistinctly]

- Kick!
[laughs]

- It's cold.
- That's really ----ing high.

- Faye, if you let go
at the wrong time,

you'll probably die.

- Don't let him
stress you out.

You're fine.
- Go on. You go.

Jess is going before me.
I'm just gonna--

- I definitely have
the need for speed.

I grew up racing motorbikes,

so I thrive
in high-stress environments.

I'll take this kind of stress

over the stress Faye
and the girls give me any day.

Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Hoo-ah!

- Let go!

- [laughs]

- Why can't they get, like,
a heater?

- Faye.
- It's fine.

- Think about it,
the longer you wait,

the longer
we're gonna be here.

- Yeah, I know, OK.
I'm just gonna go, OK?

- You're fine.
- [whimpers]

[sighs]

I can't do it.

- Come on, Faye.

- [whimpers]

- You're OK, Faye.

- Come on, Faye.

- Oh, it's OK.
- Yeah!

- It's OK.

- Let go!

- Yeah!

- Whoo!

- Oh!

- Well done, Faye.

- Whoo-hoo!

[indistinct chatter]

Sh--, mate! Oh!

(BLEEP).
- [screams]

(BLEEP).

- This water tastes so fresh.

♪

- Let go!

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

- OK, Seth!

I give you a ten!

- Ow.

- Thank you very much, guys.
- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.

Well, this was a nice day.

[laughter]

- Every now and then,
you have to do

something that scares you.

- Let's go!

- I'm pretty shocked.

I've done nothing but just
nag them the whole season,

yet they're still
supporting me,

and I love that.

- I'm tired.
- Whoo!

- Don't do that to me.

Oh, God.

- Coming up...

- What are you
thankful for, Lewis?

- To have a day where we could
all interact with each other

without being so busy.

You know, when Faye's busy,

you can't have
a nice chitchat.

- Ugh, was that comment
needed?

I'm done.

[dramatic music]

[dance music]

♪

- Come on, then, everyone.

Whoo!

- We're back.

♪

- No way!

Looks like
we're eating on board.

Read the envelope.

- Yeah, it says,
"To 'Mercury' crew.

"To the best every yacht crew

I have ever had
the pleasure to work with."

- Captain Kerry.

I'll tell the boys.

- I'll tell the girls.

- Boys, Nathan.
Put a shirt on, mate.

There's a real smart spread
on brunch deck out for us.

- Yeah, like, let's get
dressed really nice here.

- Put something nice on.

- Fix yourselves, basically.

- Hey, Faye?
- Yeah?

- Aw, of course, yeah.

- Should we go for dinner?

- We're actually going
to dinner outside.

- Have you not seen it yet?
- No, do I look OK?

- You look great.

- Oh, this is a whole thing.

- Yes.
Kerry's gone big.

- Ah!
- This is your seat.

- This is great.

- Here's a nice
blanket for you.

- Thank you.

- You get so many points
for this right now.

- Jacket.

- The moment you guys
have been waiting for...

- The grand entrance.

- Grand entrance, huh?

Vaya!

- The beautiful
lady of the night.

- I am wearing the reindeer.

- Shall we start eating?

Ooh, I'm gonna have caviar.

- It's lovely.
Thank you, Kerry.

- This is
delicioso.

- Good, I'm glad you're happy.

[laughs]

- [burps]
- Mike.

- At the table, man.

- Michael, don't burp
like that at the table.

It's horrific.

- Excuse me.
I think every crew meal,

you should do, like,
what we're thankful for

and, like, your little thing.

I want to thank you guys,

'cause I was struggling today
so much.

I had anxiety.
You all got me through it.

I really saw how much you cared
for me and for each other.

- Yay!
- Lovely.

- What are you
thankful for, Lewis?

- To have a day where we could
all interact with each other

without being so busy on deck
or in the interior.

- [laughs]
- Good one.

There we go.
This is a good one.

- You know, when Faye's busy,

you can't have a nice chitchat.

- [groans]

It's frustrating
that he's trying

to crack a joke about me
doing my job properly.

Like, really?

Is that comment needed?

- Where are you going?
- I'm done.

I need everybody to chip in

and just tidy up
after yourselves.

- I'll grab the plates.

Someone grab the cups.
Someone grab the spoons.

- I'll do a bin bag.

- And then we move quick,
all right?

- To the stew pantry.

♪

♪

- Hot tub time.

- I'm getting in the hot tub.

- All right, fine.
- And then I'll go to bed.

Who's coming for the hot tub?

- I'm tired.

- You're not going
in the hot tub?

- No, you go in the hot tub.

- No.
- (BLEEP), I'm tired.

[dramatic music]

♪

- Ugh.

People are thinking
they're on holiday.

The fairies don't just
come in and clean.

Like, what
the absolute (BLEEP)?

Lewis?

Before you get in the hot tub
or anyone does anything,

the stew pantry
is an absolute mess.

There's dirty cutlery.
- Oh, I'll go up.

- There's glasses
that need putting away.

I mean, look at this.
What is this?

- All right,
we'll take care of it.

- Please don't stress me out,
'cause I've had enough.

- [sighs]

Why are you
telling me what to do?

I'm enjoying my day off,
so no, Faye.

Faye can't expect us
to clear up

and then wash all the cutlery.

♪

- They think
we're doing nothing,

and we're actually trying
to help them so much.

Maybe we should make Faye
a deckie for the day,

just so she knows.

- You got the bubbles on?
- Yeah.

This is, like, the first time
I'm thinking about it.

What do you think if I was to
be lead deckhand and help you?

♪

- To be completely honest,
I don't care

about the lead deckhand role.

It's just a stepping stone
to get towards the bosun spot.

- What's up, mate?
- You guys good?

- Are you draining it?

- Buenas noches.

- Hey, I just want
to let you know

the boys left the hot tub

and everything's cleaned up
up there.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.
Good night.

- Lewis, I do love you.

But at the end of the day,
that pantry was spotless.

I spent all day yesterday
cleaning it.

- Hmm.
- Imagine Captain got up

to get his coffee
in the morning

and saw that pantry
in that way.

- You know, I've said
we're gonna do this tomorrow.

- You know, I just asked once--
just once for you guys

to just, you know, chip in,
and you couldn't even do it.

You all have zero respect
for me,

so I'm really angry.

- I don't think
that's what it--

- It obviously is.

I just know not to rely
on you guys

for absolutely anything.

[dramatic music]

- Next time,
on "Below Deck Adventure"...

- The primary guest
is hosting her best friends

on the charter to celebrate

getting engaged
to her partner.

- There's a bug in it.

- Oh, no, there's a bug.

- We will be flying you guys
up the mountain today.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

How do I go?
- You got to pull up--

- Whoo!
- [laughing] Oh, my God.

- [screaming]

- Uh-oh.
- What?

- I have a hair.
- Oh, God.

- I'm gonna puke.

- I'm so mortified.

- Keeping my radio,
so that's why--

- Get off the ----ing radio.

Get off the radio, Nathan.

- Where's all the chips?

- I don't know
where the chips are.

Let's just carry on.

- But it was your
responsibility to bring them.

- I understand that.

- I just gave you
a chance to shine.

- It's not a game.

- This is my job
that's at jeopardy here.

I'm just frustrated
by stupidness.