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- Previously on "Below Deck Adventure"...

- Release the kraken?

[laughter]

[cork pops]

[cheering]

- Looks good. - Thank you.

- Oriana's hot. I'm single.

I'm a single Pringle. [chuckles]

- Have you ever been on a boat before?

- Never been on a yacht. If I can do big ships,

why can't I do little ones?

- You know how to read that, right?

Yes or no? You know how to read that?

- I heard you.

- You need to have on a vest.

- I think you should turn around!

- Problem solved.

- Kyle just felt like it was a little bit overriding.

My way of leadership might not be the best.

Let's be honest, I try and avoid conflict.

- [indistinct]

What's happening with the guests?

- Stupid good.

- I need to know what the (BLEEP) is going on.

Nothing. - Yeah, cleared.

Jess is a great chef, but just do your job.

- My first boat, I worked with Oriana.

She was my chief stew.

- I'm second stew, I think.

- Because you stepped up so well yesterday,

do you want to go on an excursion today?

- Yes. - Hey, we're having our first

candlelit cave adventure, I guess.

- Kiss her! Kiss her!

- On the cheek.

- Aw.

- So tell us about the excursion today.

- Just ask Kasie.

- Kyle was trying to make out with her.

- Shotty, shotty, shotty, shotty, shots!

- Kyle has been flirting with the girls

in front of the guests. I'm going to address it.

[dramatic music]

* *

[upbeat dramatic music]

* *

Kyle has been flirting with the girls in front of the guests.

- Three, two, one, bottoms up.

- Whoo! - Ah!

[cheers]

- There's a time and a place. - No, no.

Yeah, yeah. For sure. - You know what I mean?

I don't want him going to the guests apologizing.

I'm going to address it.

- Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

- So I need you to keep an eye on him very closely.

- It's been said to me before

that I need to be stricter with the deck crew.

- We want to teach these guys, right?

- Mm-hmm. - And if they're gonna be

receptive to what we're teaching them, that's great.

If they're not, we're gonna make a change.

- I'd rather be nice than be, you know,

an absolute bastard to work for.

I didn't enjoy my first boat,

and that nearly pushed me out of yachting,

but finding the balance is what I need to do.

[electronic dance music]

- Hey. I thought I'd check in on you guys.

- They're gonna have to drag us off this boat.

- Oh, I'm so sad to leave this place.

- Me too. I'm, like, really-- I'm, like, really sad.

- Oh, you guys. You guys.

[laughter]

- The captain said we can throw

the fenders over reasonably early.

- You got to show me how to use one of those things.

- Okay, yeah. So you get your fender.

You hold it over the side.

You'll push it through here, the line, on there,

and then you'll cleat it.

- Me being green, and Nathan being

a bit green as well, I'm a little nervous

docking for the first time.

- At 12:00, I expect this all to be like this,

fenders over, action stations.

- I hope that it works out

and that I don't make any mistakes.

- Let's get this fender inflated.

- Do you know if we have stain-removing spray.

- I'm not sure. I've been looking at the--

[clattering] [gasps]

- That could have knocked somebody out.

- How heavy is that thing?

- Oh, sh--.

- Do you know where the other mop's gone?

- Right in that bucket right here.

Right here. If it's not in--

yeah, this white one.

- So the captain's not happy. - All right.

- Stop aggravating other members of crew.

You know, be more professional.

I want the captain to be happy with you

because I need you on board. - [laughs]

I don't intentionally go looking to stir up trouble,

but it happens.

And, like, one time, we were all stranded

on a bus after a track meet.

And so I got up in the driver's seat, put the bus in gear,

and started driving it around the parking lot.

I just love being that country boy--

wild, crazy, let's get it, yee-yee type vibes.

- You're helping me out-- between me and you,

and I can't promise anything, I have to pick

a lead deckhand soon, and, mate,

you're the obvious choice. - Yeah.

- I need you to set a good example.

We iron out the little kinks.

You're Option A for--

- Oh, I know my flaws, but it's just me.

- Currently, I wouldn't make Kyle the lead deckhand.

I'm dangling the carrot.

I'm trying to say, you know, sort out your behavior,

be more professional...

- Buh! Buh!

- [laughs]

- And calm down.

- You ever seen the leg guitar?

- Oh. [laughs]

That was a high kick.

- Can you touch that with your leg?

Oh! - Ah, so close.

- Almost popped my hammy.

- [sighs]

- Lewis was checking up on him.

You're done. [laughs]

- Where's my epaulet?

Ah, there. okay.

[chuckles] Mm.

- Oh. Jesus.

See, we have the same one.

- Are you third or second?

- Yeah, no. - That's why I didn't know.

- I have no idea.

- Kasie's like, oh, by the way, like, here's your epaulets,

but, like, in her, like, faking ----ing accent.

- Like, normally,

one of us has two. - Yeah.

- My boat contract says that I'm going to be second stew,

but my epaulettes only have one stripe,

so there's clearly some type of miscommunication.

- Deck crew, deck crew. Please meet me in the bridge.

- All right, boys, so we're gonna be

coming through the entrance here.

I'll give the command for lines to go across.

We don't need to get the lines wet, you know what I mean?

The stakes are much higher when you're docking.

New crew, new boat, new marina, new environment,

and this is our first time.

It doesn't matter how good I am on the sticks.

If they can't do their job properly,

I'll look like a clown.

All right.

- Clear. - Okay. Thanks, guys.

- Oh, man. - Squeegee shots.

- Super creative. - It's pretty innovative.

- Now, they're using it to clean the deck.

- Ah, best crew ever.

- Ever. - Yeah.

- Checking ship's whistle.

[whistle blowing]

- That had to be a quick test

just to make sure it works.

- That's what he said, yeah.

He likes to test it.

- You look really neat in your uniform on.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- Well, look at you with all your gold on.

You look like Mr. T. - Oh, shoot.

I didn't even know that's popping out.

- Yeah. [laughter]

- There's a spring line and a breast line.

- But the spring goes first, right?

- You always want your spring first.

It's not gonna be a problem.

- Oh, come on. - Yeah, I got it.

- I got it.

The boys really should be doing this.

- I know, right?

Is this not deck duty?

- This is definitely deck duty.

- Listen, they're docking,

and you girls probably do it better.

- Alesund Harbor, this is "Mercury."

I'm coming into the entrance.

Kerry, please stand by.

[whistle blowing]

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah! - Get him, Cap!

- Move it or lose it! [laughter]

- Coming up port wing, Alesund.

I lost forward control.

- There's a problem with the controls.

Run, run.

- Run!

- Take this. So walk 'round.

So as it goes slack, pull it in.

- Guys, I'm throwing!

[dramatic music]

* *

Bow line going ashore!

- Ready? - It's over. It's over.

- Is there a back line off? - They got it right there.

- Yep. - Quickly, quickly, quickly.

- Go.

- Without the engines, I no longer have control.

I'm relying on my deck crew

to get those lines across.

My hands are off the controls.

Nathan, send the line across now.

- Ah, sh--.

- Someone just threw something amiss.

- All right. Come on, man.

Come on, bro. We need it now.

- I got it. I got it. I got it.

- Don't throw it like that. It's knotted up.

Nathan just don't get it. Like, when you lose engines,

it becomes an emergency really quick.

- All right, well, you could have just let me do that,

and you get out of the way. Don't rush me, you know?

- It is a rush, bro. We don't have an engine.

- Ah, (BLEEP).

- Coming up... - I will not allow anyone

to be threatened by another crew member at all.

I'm not gonna tolerate all this.

I'm not gonna tolerate anybody

who makes someone feel uncomfortable.

All right. These actions are grounds

- Come on, man. Come on, bro.

We need it now. - I got it. I got it. I got it.

- No, don't throw it like that. It's knotted up.

- All right, well, you could have just let me do that,

and you get out of the way. Don't rush me, you know?

- It is a rush, bro. We don't have an engine.

- Good throw. - Thank you.

- Hold!

Give me some slack, okay, so they can move the line

from this one to the next. - 12 feet!

- Okay, we're bringing [indistinct] now.

- Is that enough? - Yes.

Can you tighten it, please?

- Yep.

- Keep coming. Keep coming.

That's great, Lewis.

- Whew. Okay.

- Crushed it.

- That's excellent.

Well done, guys.

- Cap, unbelievable.

- Just doubling up on this one.

- Well done, Kyle. Made me proud.

- Yes, sir.

- Mm-hmm.

- Ahh.

- Yes.

- Good, good. - All right?

- Excellent. Quick catch, mate.

- Is it heavy-heavy?

- I mean, let's talk about it later.

- Department heads, please have your crew ready.

We're saying goodbye to guests in five minutes.

- [straining] It's heavy as (BLEEP).

- Once-in-a-lifetime, epic trip.

- Unbelievable. - Yeah.

Really enjoyed it. - Thanks, buddies.

- Aww.

- You're the best. - No, you're the best.

- [indistinct]! [laughs]

- My daredevil. - Captain.

- Michael, thanks for everything, dude.

- Yeah, man. You too.

[laughter]

- Ah, yes. - Aw!

- Captain, thank you for everything.

The trip was amazing, once-in-a-lifetime.

Everyone was top notch. We had a blast.

- That's great. - It was awesome.

So we have something for you guys.

- Well, thank you very much. We really appreciate that.

Well, it's hard for us, too,

because you are our favorite charter guests.

[laughter]

Love you, guys. - Love you. Bye.

- Love you, guys. Thank you.

Thank you. - I'm gonna miss you guys, man.

- Dude, we're gonna miss you guys so much.

all: Bye! - See you, guys.

- It was absolutely unreal.

- All right, guys, let's get into our off-charter uniform,

and then we'll meet back here for our debrief.

- Copy.

[electronic dance music]

- I'm kind of nervous to drink because I don't want

my stomach to get all ----ed up,

but I really, really want to drink.

- Oh, really?

Just drop your ego.

- He'll be all right.

* *

- All crew, all crew. Meeting on aft deck.

- Okay, crew meeting.

- There's bottles and bottles.

- They are craft beers.

- Ugh.

I thought it was champagne.

- All right. How you going, guys?

I think we should start with a drink each,

something special. - It's cold.

That's all that matters. [laughs]

- Oh, I get the big head, huh? - [laughs]

- Fits my personality perfectly.

[laughs]

- On a whole, very, very happy with our first charter.

I've got to thank everybody for putting in.

Appreciate the kind of food you were able to put out, Chef,

with the limited supplies that you had.

- [laughs] Thank you.

- Bosun, when I lost my engine,

it was a big deal,

but everyone did their job perfectly.

- Thank you. - And you had a huge job

in the interior, the most stressful part, all right?

And it was absolutely fantastic, girls.

You did a really, really good job.

But there's been some issues throughout the boat.

[dramatic music]

A few people started seeing it as if it was their vacation.

Let's remember, it's the guests' vacation.

These are great first guests to have,

but now it's time to get the training wheels off

and bring up our level.

You get to use the excuse,

they're a new crew or a new boat one time.

So the big brick on the table, it's a nice paperweight, huh?

- Was it all worth it? - Ohh.

- We were left...

$20,000.

- Oh, wow.

- $20,000?

- That's 14,700 Norwegian krone each.

In US, it's $1,667 each.

- Thank you. - Make sure it's all there.

- Enjoy your night tonight. There's no curfew.

Tomorrow will be a 10:00 a.m. start.

Be smart about it, and be safe.

- Okay. - Thanks, guys.

- Thank you.

[electronic dance music]

* *

- What's the love life like, man?

- My love life?

Last time I had a relationship

was in high school.

- Ah. - Wasn't even serious.

I enjoy being single. - Oh, okay.

- It makes it easier to do this kind of work, you know?

- Right. - What about you?

- You ever heard of the saying, they for the streets?

- Yeah, I've heard that one.

- Yeah, we belong to the streets!

- Bam. - Boom!

- Boom. - Ugh!

- Everyone's got cabin fever.

- Faye, oh, my God, girl!

I wish I was dead because you coming to my funeral!

Sh--! - Hey!

I do black on black all the time because my hair--

- Ooh! - My hair's so (BLEEP) blonde.

- Yeah!

Ooh! White? - Yeah.

- We got the best of both worlds in here.

Let's go. I don't know if I want to sin

or if I want to just be ---ing committed to being an angel.

- Oh, my God. Keep your panties on.

- All right, I will. I'm calm.

- I love those pants. - Thanks.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, guys. Let's go.

We got to get to our reservation.

- Let's go. Let's go. - All right, we good?

- All right, guys. Have a good one.

- Bye. Come join us sometime.

- I will. - Yeah, we're finally off.

- Feels like freedom.

- Hey. - Hi.

- You look like a celebrity. Doesn't he?

- I love it.

- Wow, this is actually beautiful.

- I know. It's a really cute city.

- It's very pretty here.

- Doesn't this remind you of Hogwarts?

Lewis, you're the expert.

- Um, no.

[laughter]

[line trilling]

- Good day. How's it going?

- Good.

She actually quit after a few months

'cause she didn't like the way I ran a boat.

[laughs]

- Awesome.

A few years later,

after I got divorced, we reconnected.

The things that she opened up.

She's helped me become a better person.

And that's pretty special.

They tipped us $20,000.

- Wow.

- [laughs]

Oh, honey. I love you.

- Bye.

- Aw.

Oh, my God.

Guys, this is actually incredible.

So pretty. - I know.

- I love it. - It's so good.

They got restaurant on boats and sh--.

- Yeah. - Kyle, slow down.

- Not everyone has super long legs.

Actually, none of us do.

[laughter]

- I'm ----ing hungry.

- I'm thirsty for the devil juice.

- Hello. - Hey, hey.

- We've got a reservation.

- For "Mercury." - Just follow me, please.

- Fancy, private dining.

- Oh, nice.

- Oh, my God.

- Are you gonna keep them sunnies on--

- All night. - Okay, fair enough.

- So what do we do? What, like?

- Are you hungry? - We're so hungry.

- What do you think about the menu?

- It's perfect. - Do you like it?

- Just the only thing, I'm gluten free.

I don't know if they told you. - We got a pre fixe menu.

Is that okay? - Yeah, yeah.

- Do you want to drink something?

I have a really good suggestion.

It's a local made gin.

- We should try it. - Okay, I'm in for that.

- That with tonic, please. - With tonic?

- Whiskey? You got whiskey?

- Whiskey, yes. - Yeah, anything whiskey.

- You can take the man out of Texas,

but you can't take the Texas out of the man.

- Can you ride a mechanical bull?

- I can ride a real bull. - No way.

- Yeah, I rode bulls. And then I was like,

(BLEEP) this, I want to be a rodeo clown.

- Is that someone dressed as a clown on the back

of a horse? - No, I had my own barrel.

So, like, a bull rider, if they get hung up,

knocked out, whatever, you got to go in and save them

or, like, distract the bull.

- So you're just, like-- - Yeah, you're like, hey.

- [laughs] - My mom was a professional

barrel racer just traveling rodeo to rodeo,

performing on horses.

One horse she got, some lady accused her of stealing it.

And that was a long trial of just in and out

of jail for some lady's white lie that caused us

to have a lot of problems and me be alone.

And it was just too tough.

This is me at, like, two years old.

[laughter]

- Is that a beer in your hand?

[laughter]

- I want to go to Texas. - I'm taking you to a rodeo,

and you're getting on a bull. - Square dancing in Texas!

[laughter]

- You won't need Tinder 'cause of your accent.

Lewis is generally, like, not my type at all.

He's almost tall.

But I do like British accents.

- Ooh, but this tastes damn good.

That's my first sip. - It's really good, right?

- Your main course, halibut.

Gluten free.

- Yeah. - And you?

- From Seattle originally.

- Someone said Kasie was English.

- I said she had an English accent.

- She does have an accent.

- You don't hear the British accent?

She's not American. She has a British accent.

- Nah. - Yeah.

- I don't really consider myself American.

- No? Tell me why.

- My family relocated to Costa Rica,

and we've been there for ten years.

Like, I have my Finnish citizenship.

- Who's Finnish in your family?

- My father.

I can't describe my accent. It does change a lot.

I don't know. I guess it's a British accent.

I just appreciate it a little bit more

than the American version.

But it's a beautiful country, and we're very happy there.

My father was born in Finland.

My mother is Mexican and Dutch.

I'm a true mutt. [laughs]

I kind of dig it, though, 'cause I don't want people

to just categorize me as, like, a typical American accent.

I'm just a nomad. I don't know where I'm from.

You don't know where I'm from. That's good.

Let's leave it at that.

- I hired her on my first boat.

- You are kidding. - No.

My first boat I ever went on, she was on.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I know.

- Having a fake ----ing accent

which you didn't have three years ago, like,

it's kind of ----ing sketchy.

both: Cheers. - Love you.

- You actually have a little bit of a Zac Efron vibe.

- Mmm. - Do I really?

- Mm. - Yeah, yeah.

I see that.

[laughter]

- Guys, to the first charter being done.

- Salud. - Cheers to Team Mercury.

- Yeah. - Cheers!

- Mazel tov! - Whoo!

- Mazel tov.

- Shabbat shalom. - Oh.

- "Hash alak-alum."

Ooh!

- Coming up... - One more drink,

and it's lights out. - I don't know

what I'm swimming in, but I'ma swim in everything.

Jump in the ----ing water.

- We're not jumping in. - Kyle, be careful, man.

- I don't want anyone to jump in the port.

- He's so hungry, this guy. Let him eat.

- Oh, are you gonna get your--

is your personality at the bottom of your plate?

- Yeah. You forget--wait.

- [sneezes]

What is going on with me?

I'm allergic to land.

- [laughs]

I've never, like, proactively been like,

oh, that guy, he's cute,

let me try to, like, get him.

Um, I don't know how to do that.

[laughs]

I would love to learn though, so any advice?

- Peter? Can I get one more of these, please.

- So nice to have someone else cook me a meal.

- Would you like some Riesling?

- This is me the rest of the night.

- There. - Oh, my God.

He's on the 17th dirty martini.

- It should have been extra dirty.

[clattering]

- Oh, my gosh.

- You did something.

It was definitely you.

- So guys, I found a really cool spot to go.

We're gonna ahead to Milk Bar.

- Oh, that sounds nice.

- I'm doing about 20 of these before I leave here.

- To be honest, guys, I'm not feeling well.

I want to say cheers to you guys

because I want to head out of here.

- Okay. - Thanks for coming out.

- All right, bro. - Thanks for coming out.

- Don't get too drunk tonight, all right?

Kyle has shown that he can be super aggressive.

I don't want to hang around for this drunk cowboy

to start a brawl.

I'm out of here.

- I want to take this time to apologize

to absolutely ----ing nobody.

- Very classy. - Yeah.

- Very Texas. - Sure, sure.

- Okay, let's down our drinks and go.

Come on. - Let's go to Milk.

(BLEEP) this place. What up, Milk?

We about to make this lactose intolerant!

- Oh, I need to distance myself from him.

Kyle, let's start low and then build it.

- Nah, I ----ing do it. - These people aren't ready.

- Get your Germ-X, you ----ing weirdo.

- Can you stop him?

Sorry. He's a bit out of hand.

- Hey. Whatever shots y'all want,

all Patron shots, all on me.

Girly shots.

- Okay, seven of it? - Seven.

That's for y'all. - Oh, my God.

All right, cheers, guys! - Cheers--ay.

Hold on, hold on. I'm making a ----ing toast.

- All right, all right, all right.

- All right, I'm glad that we all came together.

We made it work. It's not what you're given.

It's what you make of it. - Aw.

Maybe he can be sweet.

- And if you can't --- in her, --- on her.

Let's go.

- Nope. Spoke too soon.

- Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

- This is awesome.

This is how you guys live all the time?

- This is pretty much what it is.

- You guys kill it.

Like, we don't get a day off for four and a half months.

- The longest I've done has probably been three months of--

- You've gone three months straight?

- And always at anchor, never in port.

- Hat off to you. - Eh, it's all right.

Helps you build up your charter stamina.

- [laughs] - What?

- Your charter stamina.

- The what? both: Charter stamina.

- Oh, yeah.

- Is this how American girls flirt?

- [laughs]

- You're beautiful.

I love your lip gloss tonight.

You been reapplying?

- Do your parents support you, or do you support yourself?

- I support myself. - Sometimes?

I want to have, like, a good time.

That's why I need you in my life.

I need you.

- [laughs] - No.

- Oh, my God. All right, all right.

- No shot. Like, luckily, the Vikings did

a great job picking the girls they brought here

because all these Norway girls are out of this world.

How are we doing?

Y'all want a drink?

Y'all want a shot? Take one shot.

- Do it.

- We're going to smoke.

- Welcome to Norway.

- So how long have you been in yachting?

- Ten years, off and on.

The whole thing with yachting is, like,

ain't for the faint-hearted.

- Yeah, it isn't.

- Because you're never gonna make it in this industry...

both: If you're not thick-skinned.

- Oh, yeah. I've got the thickest skin.

I'll tell you when you're ----ing up as well.

So I suppose with, like, every interesting story,

it all starts with love, the wrong kind of love.

You know, I was in a toxic relationship,

and I needed to escape, so I fled.

I got on a plane to Hong Kong, and I went to New Zealand.

I went to Thailand, to Dubai.

I've lived rich. I've lived poor.

And then I joined the yachting industry.

So looking back, there is nothing I haven't overcome,

and I'm so confident moving into my future.

- Oh, we're going in? - Yeah.

Do you want to? - Yeah.

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

[laughter]

- He's a gentle giant,

a gentle Texas giant. - Yeah.

- You want to come for a swim? Come on.

- We can watch you. - Yeah, just come.

- We can watch. - Just come. Just come.

- Do you want a drink?

- Yeah, yeah. We've got one on the table.

- Hi.

- We have a local. - Welcome.

- Yeah.

- What's your Instagram?

Follow me.

Here, follow yourself, then follow me back.

- Follow yourself?

- Follow me.

No, wait, follow yours--

- Nice to meet you guys.

- Are you from here?

- Oh, cool.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

- This is my first time in Norway.

You're probably the first Norwegian

I've had a proper conversation with, actually.

- Yeah? Wow.

- I'm kind of jealous because she wasn't, like, that hot.

But, like, I really wanted to go out and bond with the crew.

- I'll walk back with you.

I'm not really in the mood to watch these guys

try to pick up local chicks.

Have a lovely night. - You too.

- I'm out. - How rude.

- Coming up...

- I'll bring you to the States.

- You have to behave.

- I am behaving.

[dramatic music]

- He has a lot of issues, doesn't he?

- He's young though.

I didn't realize how young he was.

- I could see him getting super ----ed up.

- He's kind of a loose cannon.

- Yeah!

- The guy's slipping into the abyss.

You can see it. One more drink,

and it's lights out.

I'll see you tomorrow on the boat!

- How about you head to your cabin?

- Ah!

I don't know what I'm swimming in,

but I'ma swim in everything.

- I could show you the boat. - Yeah?

- We're going back to the boat. You want to come?

- We're just coming to watch.

- I'm swimming right now.

I'm swimming with no life vest.

Lewis, jump in the ----ing water.

- We're not jumping here.

It is rather dangerous.

- If I jump in right now-- - Be careful, man.

- Kyle, don't jump here, mate.

I don't want anyone to jump in the port.

I personally don't think it's a good idea.

- All right, all right, all right,

- We have to work tomorrow.

I'm going to bed.

All right, all right, all right, all right,

all right, all right, all right, all right.

[laughs]

Oh, my God.

- Where's home for you?

- It's there.

- It's this one? - Yeah.

- Goddamn.

(BLEEP) this sh--.

- See you. - Good night.

- Bye.

[camera snapping] - Come on.

You kidding me?

I can't sleep.

Oh, my gosh.

[electronic music]

* *

- I, like, woke up in the middle of the night,

and I was, like, sweating.

- [groans]

What up, bro?

- What up, bro?

I don't want to be going into the bathroom

to look at your poop inside of the toilet.

He leaves his piss in the toilet.

This is nasty.

Don't speak to me like that in the morning, bro.

Talk to me nicely or don't talk to me at all.

- Cool, dude. Cool. - You can come in here

and settle some sh--, and if not...

- Hey, bro. I'm speaking to you calm.

If not, stay out there, keep your mouth shut.

- Hey, you don't talk to me like that, brother.

- I think the guys are, like, fighting.

- Yeah, I mean, like...

[laughter]

- Since I got on the boat, I feel like Nathan's

just been doing nothing but antagonizing me.

And being from Texas, when the odds are against you,

I mean, it just teaches you to fight and cowboy up.

- Oh, my God, okay. Wow.

- Okay.

Apples.

Okay, all crew, I'm leaving the boat to go provisioning.

If you need anything, text me.

- Copy that, Jess.

- Thank you. Charter one done.

First guests were pretty easy,

but Norway is completely foreign to me,

and I think a lot of the time I'm ordering things,

it's getting lost in translation.

So I'm just gonna have to see

how many provisions I can go and get myself.

[upbeat music]

* *

For me, going out and provisioning

is a really important part of my job.

Being able to see the food,

smell the food, touch the food...

All that stuff is so important.

And I'm like, no.

What I learnt there is that feeding people

is my love language.

Let me share my energy and my love with you.

It's like, sprinkle some goodness.

- Good morning.

How you feeling?

- Yeah, fine.

Are you hungover?

- I'm 23. I don't get hungover.

- You had a lot to drink though.

I'd be worried. - You're putting your--

putting your walls up now?

- Walls up?

I always have my walls up.

- Yeah, I know.

- It's already starting. - Yeah?

- Put the towels out, and spend an hour in each cabin.

- Okay, copy.

- Are we skipping this part of the deck,

or are we gonna do it? - Yeah, yeah.

No, this part's all right.

- I don't want to be upset.

I would like for this matter

to be taken care of.

- I could finish the windows.

Just start doing the rail here.

- But I feel like as if, if I am to go to Lewis right now,

he's gonna want to be soft, talk.

- We going to the staircase too?

- Um, yeah, go on.

The staircase has been quite dirty.

- Lewis and Kyle seems as if he's already

a little ass sucker to him, so it's tough.

I don't know what I want to do.

- Smells drier than a camel p----.

- Coming up... - Leave it?

Do not pass go? Do not collect 200?

Cheers? - Yeah.

- You're gonna be a man down.

Is this wise?

[electronic dance music]

- Interior crew, let's have an interior meeting.

- Okay, copy.

- You don't even really need sunglasses in Norway, bro.

- I'm missing mine.

I want them on my face.

- I want a lot of things on my face,

and it's definitely not sunglasses.

- The level of this charter

was pretty easy... - Yes.

- Because of the guests, but it's not gonna be

like that going forward. - Not always, no.

- So we just need to, like, step up our professionalism

a little bit. - 100% agree.

- Okay? - I mean, sure.

I'm still trying to figure out, like, what to prioritize

and what things we can kind of go faster at,

and what things to focus on.

Because we need to elevate it, and it's going

to have to be faster and more focused,

the housekeeping stew-- they'll have to stay down there

instead of, like, running up and down to, like,

help with service kind of thing might be

something to think about.

- Well, yeah, but you're gonna have to come up and down.

- Every boat that I've worked on,

it's always been like that.

- Yeah, exactly.

That's how I've always done it.

I don't know why Oriana's sitting here

asserting herself as if she's, like, second stew.

I've been a stew for long enough to know

every trick in the book.

I know you're doing a good job, but I will check on you girls.

- Thanks for keeping us on our toes.

- I thought it was pretty clear

when I gave them single-stripe epaulets

that her and Kasie are equal until proven different.

The key to us being faster, more efficient,

is being organized.

At the end of the day, plan of action,

I would split up, zone out, crack on.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Carry on then.

- Five, four, three, two, one.

- Go!

- Yeah.

All crew, provisions arriving.

- See, finally, working on container ships

coming in handy.

- Oh, ----.

- All right, play time's over.

- Is he still breathing? - I just farted too.

God damn. - Let's close that one

in there.

[tense music]

* *

- Sure, mate. Let's meet in the wheelhouse.

* *

Good day, mate.

- Good day, Captain.

How are you doing?

So I have an issue with my roommate.

This morning, the floor was a disaster.

- Yep.

- The bathroom is always a disaster.

I let him know.

I was like, "Hey, bro, Kyle,

your piss is in the toilet again."

And from there, he just started saying, "Hey, bro,

"if you have a--if you wanna rumble, if you wanna rumble,

come in the bathroom," like he wanna fight me.

If there's a possibility I could switch with one

of the other deckhands, I would,

because at that moment,

if someone could jump into conclusion

like that with me... - Yes.

- I have no time for that. - No.

- I'm here to do my job.

So can you please switch me out of that room, please?

- I'm glad you're being candid to me.

I will not allow anyone to be threatened by another crew

member at all, all right?

I'm gonna deal with this swiftly,

and I appreciate you coming and talking to me, okay?

- Yes, sir. - All right.

Thanks, mate. - Thanks, Captain.

- I was already planning on writing up Kyle

for his inappropriate behavior in front of the guests.

- Did you hear what happened though?

- What? - Trying to make out with her.

- Did he make you feel uncomfortable?

- I mean, I took it, but, like, you know.

- It's not okay, and you shouldn't be put

in that position, and we have standards on the vessel.

I'm not gonna tolerate bullies.

I'm not gonna tolerate anybody who makes someone feel

uncomfortable, and I'm not gonna tolerate

any sexual harassment.

- What up? - How you feeling?

- ----ing weighing on me now.

God dang, all these girls are so beautiful.

- If you come across any drop towels,

we need to put drop towels down maybe.

- Okay.

- It's not a big deal!

- I used to be Kasie's chief stew.

I was the first person to hire her in yachting.

I know her weaknesses and who she is as a person,

and I don't want Faye to think that Kasie

is, like, better than me.

- I'm gonna start it now.

- Start what? - The washing.

- Perfect. - Yeah.

- Lewis, can you come to the wheelhouse, please?

- I'm on my way, Kerry.

- Come over here, mate. All right. [sighs]

Today, Nathan was really, really upset

because Kyle started threatening him with violence.

- [sighs]

- I feel that he is a threat to the safety

of other crew members.

- I'm a little bit upset by it.

I was gonna say to him at some--

you know, he is the most experienced,

and I would have liked him to be the lead deckhand.

I mentioned it to him.

I said, you know, he's got a--

if he can behave more professionally,

it's his to lose. - Yes.

- He's consistently crossing the line.

- That's true.

So when I bring this up to Kyle,

he has the right to explain himself,

but these actions are grounds for instant dismissal.

Could you send Kyle up?

- I'll get him. - Okay, thanks.

- He's definitely not the picture

of a perfect crew member.

- [belches]

- But Kyle is experienced enough

that I could learn some things from him.

But I need him on deck, and I hope this conversation

goes well with Kerry.

I hope Kyle can turn this around.

- The captain wants to talk to you, but I'll come with you.

- Yep.

[suspenseful music]

* *

- All righty. Here we go.

Mate, I've had a complaint from the crew

about some of your behavior.

[dramatic music]

* *

- Mate, I've had a complaint from the crew

about some of your behavior.

Apparently, there was an altercation

between you and Nathan this morning in the cabin.

Could you care to tell me your side of the story?

- My side of the story is, woke up.

First thing I heard is, "You need to flush the piss

out of the toilet" or whatever. - Mm-hmm, yeah.

- And I said some things

I probably shouldn't have said, as in, like--

- But what did you say?

- "If you want to tussle or anything like that" or--

- So you know that is threatening behavior?

- Right.

- That's not acceptable on the boat.

My job is to make sure everyone is safe on this boat.

Your honesty means a lot to me,

and further, I really do believe

you've got what it takes to be a great deckhand.

All right.

I wanna give you an option of resigning...

[dramatic music]

Really clean, no worries.

And there'll be no evidence of any of this

in the official log books.

Would you like to do that?

Because I'd rather it go that way.

- Yeah. - Yeah?

You'll do that? - Sounds good.

- Okay.

So this is your paperwork.

Threats of violence are instant dismissal.

That's on your record. And if someone asks me

why you're terminated, I'm gonna tell them why.

And that would severely affect your opportunity

of getting another job.

And then a forwarding address--

if there's anything you might leave behind on the boat,

we can get it to you. - All right.

- He made a mistake, but he told the truth,

and this one mistake

shouldn't affect the rest of his career.

Lewis will take you downstairs to your cabin.

So get your uniforms, grab your radio.

There'll be a car waiting, taking you to a hotel.

- Mm-hmm.

- And they'll be flying you back tomorrow.

- All right. - Okay?

I hope the best, mate, and I hope you can...

- Yeah. - Work it out, all right?

- Thank you so much. - Appreciate you.

- I've been fired before.

- Yeah. - All right?

You can take it as a growing experience...

- Yeah. - And learn from it.

You know what I mean? - Yeah, for sure.

- I think you really are a good bloke.

- Yeah. - Okay, mate?

- No worries. - All right.

- Have a great one.

Ooh, that's all she wrote.

I'm just super bummed about it.

Like, I feel like the captain should have had,

like, at least a three-strike rule or something.

I mean, it was one altercation between a bunkmate

because I didn't flush my piss or whatever.

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

I've always stuck to that rule, especially on boats.

But I feel like you create your own fate,

so after all these trials and tribulations,

I think it's come to a conclusion

that I may be the source of the problem.

But then again, I'm just being myself,

so I can't be mad at that.

- Ay, yi--is this one yours?

- Sweet.

[tense music]

* *

- Can you guess with what's going on?

- He's leaving.

- Yeah, something's going on with him and Nathan.

I'm a little bit upset about Kyle's "resignation."

I don't want to go into our second charter

with a deckhand down.

If Nathan came to me, we could have sorted

things out a little easier.

- [groans]

- Hello, Sunshine. - Hey, babes.

Kyle's leaving.

- Leaving the boat?

- Yeah.

- Kyle is leaving? - Yeah.

- Do not pass go, do not collect 200?

Cheers? - Yeah.

I think he was getting a bit leery last night.

And I'm just kind of putting two and two together

with a little bit of information from Lewis.

- Did you think-- what, do you think...

- I think they might have had a fight or something.

- Did something happen between Nathan and Kyle?

- Nathan wasn't even out last night.

He came home.

- He came home and went to bed,

but they're roommates.

- Oh, yeah.

- So maybe Kyle came home and got rowdy.

- Yeah, or did something.

- In yachting, there's a lot of youngsters

that kind of come in, guns blazing.

- Kyle's leaving us. - Yeah, he's leaving now.

- He cooked his goose on the first night.

- I don't know. Just be friendly.

Just say goodbye to him.

- No, of course.

You're gonna be a man down.

Is this wise?

- Not my decision.

But please, please, bid farewell to Kyle.

- I knew he was there

for a good time, not a long time.

- Oh, my God.

We gotta--who's gonna teach him how to line dance?

- Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

- We're can't get rid of our real-life cowboy.

[downbeat music]

* *

- So--oh, sorry.

Kyle's leaving us. - I just saw.

- He's leaving now.

When you see him, even if you wanna go see him now...

- I'm gonna go say hi. - If nothing else, say goodbye.

* *

- Hey, I heard you're heading out.

- Yeah, I'm out of here.

It was fun meeting you.

- It was really fun meeting you.

Sorry I couldn't get to know you more.

- It's all good.

- Come here.

I don't know what's going on.

I'm kind of in shock.

- You'll figure it out.

- All right. You're awesome.

* *

- Kyle's leaving.

There was stuff going on that we didn't know about.

- I'd wait till the captain explains it all.

- Leaving? - Yeah.

Out of here, brother.

- ----, dude. I don't think we can do this

without you. Not gonna lie.

You were a real help.

Kind of a jackass, though, but...

- Yeah, brother.

I'm not for everybody, huh?

I saw it coming from a mile away.

- He bothered me a little bit with the ego,

and he was a little bit of a jerk,

but having one dude less going into charter number two

is gonna suck.

- [groans]

I'm out of here.

- We are quite sad because we need someone

to teach us to line dance. - I know.

- Well, good luck out there.

- Okay. - Thanks for entertaining us...

- You too. Great food.

- Being a laugh a minute.

- Sweet.

It's been fun.

It's been real.

It just hasn't been real fun.

- Yeah, good luck, mate.

- All right, brother. Be safe.

A kid from Texas to even make it this far to Norway

is an achievement.

I've never had, like, a stable lifestyle,

always moving around and stuff.

So I'm only gonna keep "defining" the odds

and proving people wrong and doing everything

I say I'm gonna do.

See ya.

I'm going out with my head high, my cowboy hat on.

And wherever the wind blows, I'm going

and breaking hearts along the way.

Rock star lifestyle. How you like that?

[laughs]

- Next time on "Below Deck Adventure"...

- So with this charter... - Yeah.

- Obviously, we're stepping up a level.

- Would you like to pray with us?

- Absolutely. - Okay.

- Make sure everything is ----ing perfect.

- Amen. - Amen.

- Let's go! Woo-woo!

What's your name, honey?

God bless us.

- Can you go help in the stew pantry, please?

- If the stews ask you to do anything else,

just radio me and ask.

- Faye already knows I'm a deckhand down,

and it's a bit bloody presumptuous of her

to think that she can keep stealing my deckhands

whenever she wants.

- I don't like these. - Okay.

[clattering] - (BLEEP)

- Oh. - Jesus Christ.

- You guys all right?

- I burnt myself really badly.

- The eggs are too soft now.

- Fine. Yeah.

- Are you okay?

- [choking up] I think so.