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[swoosh]
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[background chatter]
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[rhythmic music]
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[female announcer
over speakers, indistinct]
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The bus will now
be departing at 1 8:50.
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Hey.
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Go ahead .
Go ahead .
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Hey! That's my--
That's my bus, man .
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[Tumi, laughing]
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[phone ringing]
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Sh .
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I'll be waiting .
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[speaking Xhosa]
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Gents, the bachelor
is going to be late
for his own party.
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[all exclaim]
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Check it out.
[chuckling]
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[speaking Xhosa]
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[pop music from radio]
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(Rose)
I've got four more days,
which is a lot of time
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to get from here to there
to catch my plane.
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Okay, so instead
of pushing on
for Cape Town
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let's stop in the next town
and find a nice little bar.
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But that means
another night
on the road .
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Well, my flight's not
till Saturday night.
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You don't want
to go home, do you?
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Tsk. [sighs] Oh .
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I could stay
on this road forever.
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At some point you're
going to have to face
your life.
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And him .
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Maybe.
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Maybe, but not today. Please?
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[soft pop music]
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Agh !
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[both , yelling and laughing]
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[playful music]
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(Marcel)
Right. So let's get
this thing choreographed.
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So, the bridal procession
ends here.
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Then Elvis stands there,
you stand here
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and the guests
are all on that side.
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But there's enough room
here for 1 20 people.
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It's not the standing room
that's a problem, darling.
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It's the dining area
and the seating .
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But can't we just
move everything into--
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Don't go there.
I have done everything
I can , believe me.
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I have pushed them
to the absolute limit.
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The only
other option is
to find a different venue
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but we think it's a bit
late for that now, don't we?
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Inviting so few people.
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You think 1 20 guests
is a few people?
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Duh ! A township wedding
is 300 or 400 at least.
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But this is not
a township wedding .
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But Ma has invited
all her friends from her
church group, her stokvel
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even the ladies
from the youth club.
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Are you sure we can't fit in
another table? I'm sure it can
fit in over there somewhere.
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Quite sure.
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[phone ringing]
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Hello, my baby.
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(Elvis)
Hey, babes, I'm finally
on my way to you.
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It depends.
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(Ayanda over phone)
On what?
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And lacy.
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[grunts]
I love lacy.
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And can you guess where?
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[grunts]
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You know what?
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[chuckling]
Okay. Sorry, my baby.
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I love you .
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- [louder] I love you .
- Okay, bye.
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(Elvis)
Bye.
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[lively music]
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Love. [chuckling]
Love is a load
of bollocks.
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Aha! Progress
at last.
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We are moving
from sad to angry.
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(Rose)
What do you mean?
I've been angry all along.
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Oh , God . When you arrived
you were the saddest sack
I've ever seen .
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Well, hello?
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I was supposed to be
walking down the aisle,
not sitting on the aisle
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in an economy seat,
I might add
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flying to the other side
of the world .
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You did the right thing .
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Yeah .
[chuckling]
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Patrick is a bastard .
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Cheers.
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[speaking Xhosa,
phone ringing]
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[speaking Xhosa,
music in background]
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Hey, hey, hey, Ayanda.
How's the lovely bride to be?
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(Tumi)
Yeah, we're all set.
[background noise]
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No. No.
[mouthing silently]
Uh , it's just the TV.
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(Tumi)
Ayanda, why don't
you trust me?
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Ah, okay, anyway.
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Uh , okay. Yeah , it's, uh--
Uh-- It's TUM I ZN .
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TUM I ZN .
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(Tumi)
Look, there's some other
call coming here.
You know, it could be Elvis.
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Okay, bye.
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[speaking Xhosa]
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You have outdone
yourself, man .
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I think he's watching porn .
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Don't go there, sister.
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Okay, so TUMI ZN
is the vehicle that's
driving you from the church.
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Now we need
the registration of the car
that's getting you there.
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Is that who I think it is?
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(Tony)
Ayanda.
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Long time.
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You look wonderful.
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You look the same.
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Ouch .
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Hi, Tony.
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Zuki? You've grown .
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It was nice seeing you.
I'll phone you, okay?
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I'll find you .
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(Zuki)
He's looking so cool.
I didn't know he was back.
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[sighs]
Thank God . That means
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The ex, I presume.
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- She's my first love.
- Who?
- Her.
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So, what's next on the list?
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[walla]
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[sighs]
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That barman
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is getting cuter
by the minute.
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Agh . It's just a front
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and it won't be long
before the mask drops
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and the lying , cheating truth
behind that "cute" exterior
is revealed .
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Ugh . Who cares?
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As long as it's not tonight.
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You know, I-- I still
can't believe it.
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I mean , couldn't he at least
have done it with someone
I didn't know?
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Hm , here we go again .
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I was bound to find out.
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Can we please
forget about Patrick?
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Yeah , you're right.
Slippery bastard .
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00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,938
Let's face it, his unit
left a lot to be desired.
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[chuckling]
What?
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(Daisy)
Uh, I'm hopeless at this.
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Yeah .
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00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:21,787
[barman continues
speaking French]
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[playful music]
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[speaking Xhosa]
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[phone ringing and music]
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Yeah !
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[answering machine]
This is Tumi, if you want
to talk, talk!
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Ah .
[sighs]
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00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:06,452
[soft music]
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[groaning]
Ah . My savior.
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00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:14,728
So you
were saying something
about Patrick's unit--
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Was l?
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Hm.
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00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:21,568
Last night. And then
there was a whole list
of people he'd slept with .
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00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,238
It must have been
the tequila talking .
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00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,115
Did you sleep with him?
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00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,374
When?
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00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,918
We had been drinking. . .
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You guys were fighting and. . .
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00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:44,258
he thought you
had dumped him , at least
that's what he told me
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so at the time,
I didn't think of it as--
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What year was that?
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00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,306
Third year, I think.
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00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,809
It doesn't matter.
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[sighs]
Only to me.
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00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,065
What are you doing?
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00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:02,401
You know
what I'm struggling with?
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It's this whole,
"Come to South Africa
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I'll look after you, I'm your
best friend, remember,"
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versus, "Oops,
did I forget to mention
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00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:17,583
that I didn't think
much of your fianc�'s unit
when he was sticking it in me?"
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I am so sorry.
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00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:26,842
It's something I wanted
to tell you the whole trip,
but it came out the wrong way.
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Would that be on account
of his size?
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00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,640
Where are you going?
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I'm going to Cape Town .
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00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,435
On your own?
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00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,854
Yes. Thanks
for the holiday, though.
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00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,983
It's been more
than I ever imagined .
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[answering machine]
This is Tumi, if you want
to talk, talk!
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Please, pick up your phone.
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00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,795
[answering machine]
This is Tumi, if you want
to talk, talk!
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(Elvis)
Hey, man, please,
pick up your phone.
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00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,763
[soft music]
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? I feel cheated ?
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00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:21,271
? I feel so so lonely ?
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00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,817
? It's concluded ?
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00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,003
It's okay, Elvis,
don't worry about it.
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It's fine, really.
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00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:52,678
"His battery died ."
"He forgot the charger at home."
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00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,513
"He's in a meeting
and the phone is on silent."
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00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,265
Yeah , but--
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00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,976
Maybe he just forgot
the phone in the office.
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00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:02,104
No, no, he dropped the phone
in the morning while he
was getting into the car
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00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,690
he reversed on it,
and now the phone's crushed.
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00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:08,652
(Gloria)
Oh, look. He's home.
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00:17:08,737 --> 00:17:12,239
And that's the car
that we're going to use
for my wedding , huh?
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00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:15,451
[door bell ringing
insistently]
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[moaning]
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00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,330
[grunting]
Shit! Elvis!
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00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:25,044
[ringing continues]
Yeah , I'm coming !
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00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,420
You--
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00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,297
Hi, baby!
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00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,050
Uh , baby! Uh--
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00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,306
No! Agh !
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00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,559
Baby! Baby, wait! Baby!
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00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:41,435
Hey.
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00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,270
Oh !
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00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:46,648
[knocking]
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00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,573
(Elvis)
Oh.
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00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,117
Welcome to your
bachelor party.
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00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,578
[alarm]
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00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:03,165
Hi, hi, babies.
I'm , I'm , I'm Elvis.
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00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,085
(all)
Hi, Elvis.
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00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,670
Hi.
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00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,254
[chuckling]
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00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:11,674
[alarm continues]
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00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:15,260
[exclaiming]
It's Gloria!
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00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:19,431
[both , exclaiming]
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00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,934
[tires screech]
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00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:25,979
[alarm continues]
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00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:30,734
[Elvis and Tumi, exclaiming]
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00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,156
It's bad .
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00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,925
Phone!
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00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,814
[speaking Xhosa]
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00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,650
Temba? I need a favor.
220
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,575
No scratch , do you hear me?
221
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,243
[sighs]
Okay.
222
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,829
(Temba)
Okay, it's fine. Take it.
223
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:26,373
(Tumi)
And thanks for the phone
and please take care
of my car.
224
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,917
And please,
get rid of those girls
in my apartment.
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00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,170
(Temba)
Never mind, my friends.
I'll be there.
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00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,588
(Elvis)
Thanks, Temba.
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00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,256
Okay, you're welcome.
228
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:51,190
We are going to get a sign .
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00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,580
[Elvis and Tumi, laughing]
230
00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:10,376
[soft music with
foreign language lyrics]
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00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:21,887
[hip hop music]
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00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:38,654
[chuckling]
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00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,282
Ma Vee.
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00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,286
Hey!
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00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:47,746
Look at you .
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00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,144
Oh .
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00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:21,613
with this very nice guy
from Johannesburg.
238
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:35,502
[laughing]
239
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,629
(Zuki)
Ah! These dresses
are so beautiful.
240
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,340
(Ayanda)
Wait till you see mine.
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00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:44,887
(Zuki)
Can I help you with that?
242
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,180
Uh , no, your fingers
are greasy.
243
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,723
My fingers aren't greasy.
244
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,059
Everyone's fingers are greasy.
245
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,732
Is this your,
your first marriage?
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00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,233
Yes, it is.
247
00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,818
Ooh , you must be
terribly nervous.
248
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:01,653
Terribly excited.
249
00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,822
Oh, we'll need help
getting it in the car.
250
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:07,117
Uh , yes, I'm afraid
I can't release the dress
251
00:22:07,202 --> 00:22:09,328
until we've received
payment in full.
252
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:12,915
(Ayanda)
But my fianc�
has transferred the balance.
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00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:17,419
(shop assistant)
Your payment hasn't
been received, and our
rules are very strict!
254
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:20,756
Hey, baby.
255
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,842
(Elvis)
No, baby, I deposited
the check first thing
yesterday morning.
256
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,098
Love, please.
257
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,518
Please don't worry.
Everything will be fine.
I'll sort it out.
258
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:36,021
Okay, then .
I'll hear from you .
259
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,190
(Elvis) Love you.
(Ayanda) Love you, too.
260
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,150
We'll have to make it
tomorrow, then.
261
00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:41,318
(Zuki)
Aya, we don't have
time tomorrow.
262
00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:42,653
Out of the question .
263
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,613
Tomorrow is earrings, flowers
264
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:47,282
shoes and table settings.
Sorry, impossible.
265
00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,327
We'll have to make time.
266
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:53,539
(Tumi)
Indwe, here we come.
267
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:57,251
(Elvis)
Are you sure this is
the third exit after
the petrol station?
268
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:04,466
And they are
keeping me on hold .
269
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:09,221
You sure?
We can't get lost,
you know.
270
00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:10,222
[loud music and voices]
271
00:23:22,777 --> 00:23:25,446
[Elvis and Tumi,
laughing wildly]
272
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:28,240
[joyful, rhythmic music]
273
00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:48,594
[speaking Xhosa]
274
00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,268
You're a lucky guy.
275
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:58,312
I'm the king of the world !
276
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:13,452
[speaking Xhosa]
277
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:18,707
Hi, Tony.
278
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:20,125
(Tony)
Ayanda.
279
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,486
Congratulations, by the way.
280
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:54,910
Hm . A wonderful woman
deserves a wonderful man .
281
00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:04,461
(Ayanda)
Zuki!
282
00:25:13,805 --> 00:25:14,763
I've missed you .
283
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,765
Yeah , right.
284
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:18,892
I'm serious.
285
00:25:18,977 --> 00:25:22,229
[chuckling]
286
00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:23,731
(Tony)
Bye.
287
00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:00,559
[Tumi, speaking Xhosa]
288
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:03,187
(Elvis)
Didn't I tell you
there would be a sign?
289
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:18,243
[phone ringing]
An hour ago.
290
00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:20,829
Ma. Ma?
291
00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:21,580
Hello?
292
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:24,750
[Elvis, sighing,
shuts phone]
293
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:27,836
(Tumi)
So, left or right?
294
00:26:27,921 --> 00:26:31,965
(Elvis)
Left? We need a map.
295
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:32,800
(Tumi)
Map?
296
00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:39,473
(Marcel)
We have to make some changes
in the guest list.
297
00:26:39,557 --> 00:26:41,433
I think there are too many
people coming at this point
in time.
298
00:26:49,234 --> 00:26:50,609
I knew we shouldn't
have met here.
299
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:02,121
(Marcel)
There's no room for Aunt Rina
or Uncle whatever his name is
300
00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:03,956
and the sister-in-law.
They can't come.
301
00:27:10,714 --> 00:27:13,298
Sorry, can we get back
to the table plan?
302
00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:15,300
(Valerie)
Agh .
303
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:22,474
[car approaching]
304
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:24,893
Thank you .
Hi. Thank you .
305
00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:26,353
Can you take me
to the next town?
306
00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:27,646
[indistinct]
307
00:27:27,731 --> 00:27:29,815
Yeah . Thank you
so much .
308
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:07,102
So this is about you?
309
00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:23,869
Makgabo?
310
00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:26,246
You know
what I'm talking about.
311
00:28:26,331 --> 00:28:28,040
[stopping car]
312
00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:36,340
Forget about that, man .
313
00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:49,937
But, no, no--
314
00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,024
You didn't even realize
how lucky you were.
315
00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:58,987
You didn't show her.
316
00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:02,658
[shuts door]
317
00:29:02,742 --> 00:29:04,535
Elvis!
318
00:29:45,118 --> 00:29:46,952
I can't believe you .
319
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,791
Then why would she lie to me?
320
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:58,172
And you believed her?
321
00:29:58,256 --> 00:29:59,006
Why wouldn't l?
322
00:30:05,263 --> 00:30:07,222
Are you mad?
323
00:30:07,307 --> 00:30:11,226
[soft music]
324
00:30:29,704 --> 00:30:33,832
[answering machine]
Hi, this is Elvis. Leave
a message, I'll get back
to you as soon as possible.
325
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,084
Hello, baby.
326
00:30:41,508 --> 00:30:43,676
Okay. [indistinct] Bye.
327
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:55,479
[sighs]
328
00:31:08,535 --> 00:31:12,079
(Rose)
Patrick said men
are like puppy dogs.
329
00:31:12,163 --> 00:31:13,872
And he was at first.
330
00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:18,585
He was cute, attentive
331
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:22,715
loyal.
332
00:31:22,799 --> 00:31:24,883
Well, he can go and piss
on someone else's rug
333
00:31:24,968 --> 00:31:27,720
and rip up someone
else's cushions.
334
00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:35,352
Thanks.
335
00:31:35,437 --> 00:31:39,440
You know,
you remind me of my dad .
[sobbing]
336
00:32:01,504 --> 00:32:03,881
[distant caw]
337
00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,176
Agh !
338
00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:09,178
[birds scurrying]
339
00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:20,522
[soft music]
340
00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,297
Ah .
341
00:32:45,382 --> 00:32:49,885
[soft music]
342
00:32:58,812 --> 00:33:03,565
[speaking Xhosa]
343
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:26,672
Sorry, but like
I said yesterday
344
00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:30,843
we can't release
the dress until we
have payment in full.
345
00:33:47,861 --> 00:33:49,945
[phone ringing]
346
00:33:50,030 --> 00:33:51,947
(Elvis)
Hey, babes.
347
00:33:58,705 --> 00:34:00,205
Oh , that's nice.
348
00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:06,003
Well, it hasn't cleared .
349
00:34:11,676 --> 00:34:13,135
Tomorrow.
350
00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:15,054
Okay.
351
00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:17,389
(Elvis)
Baby, it is fine.
352
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,016
I'll let you know.
353
00:34:28,735 --> 00:34:31,737
[Tumi and other man
speaking Xhosa]
354
00:34:32,655 --> 00:34:33,197
Yeah .
355
00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:47,878
Okay.
356
00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:27,167
Okay, yeah , yeah .
Okay, thanks, bye.
357
00:35:27,252 --> 00:35:28,752
Bye.
358
00:35:31,506 --> 00:35:33,841
(Tumi)
That guy's directions
are worse than Ayanda's.
359
00:35:33,925 --> 00:35:35,384
(Rose)
Please don't tell me
you guys are lost.
360
00:35:35,468 --> 00:35:36,593
[men yell
and tires screech]
361
00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:37,761
(Rose)
Hey!
362
00:35:37,846 --> 00:35:40,472
[men , speaking Xhosa]
363
00:35:40,557 --> 00:35:41,974
What are you doing
in my car?
364
00:35:42,017 --> 00:35:43,350
Hitching a ride?
365
00:35:47,439 --> 00:35:49,064
Will you please get out?
366
00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:51,817
Look, I can see how
this might seem strange
367
00:35:51,901 --> 00:35:55,320
but please, I need
to get to Cape Town
368
00:35:55,363 --> 00:35:58,157
to catch a flight back home
to England on Saturday.
369
00:35:58,241 --> 00:36:00,576
Are you going anywhere
near Cape Town?
370
00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:01,785
Why don't you have
your own car?
371
00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:04,246
It's a long story.
372
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:07,124
Okay, look,
I just couldn't have endured
another second with Daisy
373
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,710
after what she told me
374
00:36:09,794 --> 00:36:13,422
so I just walked out
of the hotel and then
this pickup brought me here.
375
00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:16,884
And then I thought there
would be a bus or something .
376
00:36:16,968 --> 00:36:20,512
(Tumi)
Okay, okay, just calm down,
please, don't cry.
377
00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:23,640
Sorry, it's just been
a horrible few days.
378
00:36:38,698 --> 00:36:40,699
Please, don't leave me here.
379
00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:42,493
It's okay, it's okay.
380
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:18,487
(Rose)
Thank you .
381
00:37:18,571 --> 00:37:20,614
Thank you so much .
382
00:37:20,699 --> 00:37:22,199
Don't thank me.
383
00:37:28,164 --> 00:37:28,997
lf anything happens--
384
00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:34,586
What's he saying?
385
00:37:34,671 --> 00:37:36,630
Oh , he's just
saying that, uh
386
00:37:36,715 --> 00:37:42,136
you're so lucky,
we got lost and we
are able to help you .
387
00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:43,971
You know, it's not safe
for a white girl
388
00:37:44,055 --> 00:37:46,598
to be hitchhiking
on her own around here.
389
00:37:46,683 --> 00:37:47,933
What's in your bag?
390
00:37:47,976 --> 00:37:50,227
Um , just like--
391
00:37:50,311 --> 00:37:51,854
stuff.
392
00:37:51,938 --> 00:37:54,481
Ah, okay. Stop. Stop.
Okay. Stop.
393
00:37:54,566 --> 00:37:58,485
(Elvis)
We don't want any more
problems than we already
have, okay?
394
00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,112
Okay.
395
00:38:00,155 --> 00:38:01,697
[engine starts]
396
00:38:03,199 --> 00:38:04,616
I'm Rose, by the way.
397
00:38:04,701 --> 00:38:06,618
(Elvis)
You sit still.
398
00:38:06,661 --> 00:38:08,078
Drive.
399
00:38:22,385 --> 00:38:26,638
[women cheer and shout]
400
00:39:01,341 --> 00:39:03,842
[cheering and shouting]
401
00:39:07,013 --> 00:39:08,681
[trickling]
402
00:39:15,647 --> 00:39:16,730
(Rose)
What are you doing?
403
00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:17,773
[exclaims]
404
00:39:17,857 --> 00:39:19,024
[chuckling]
405
00:39:24,489 --> 00:39:26,323
So are you guys
like friends?
406
00:39:26,408 --> 00:39:27,866
No!
407
00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:30,244
You never told me
your names.
408
00:39:34,207 --> 00:39:35,541
I'm Tumi.
409
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:37,042
Pleased to meet you .
410
00:39:40,046 --> 00:39:41,880
And you?
411
00:39:41,923 --> 00:39:44,258
He's Elvis.
412
00:39:44,342 --> 00:39:46,468
Wow. After the old
hound dog?
413
00:39:46,553 --> 00:39:48,554
After his grandfather,
actually.
414
00:39:48,596 --> 00:39:50,222
[both chuckle]
415
00:39:50,306 --> 00:39:52,975
You are friends
really, aren't you?
416
00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:54,143
Yes, we are friends.
417
00:39:54,227 --> 00:39:55,561
Best friends?
418
00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:57,604
Since the first
day of school.
419
00:39:57,689 --> 00:40:00,149
I just broke up
with my best friend .
420
00:40:00,233 --> 00:40:03,527
She screwed my fianc�.
421
00:40:03,611 --> 00:40:05,738
Thank God I didn't marry him .
422
00:40:05,822 --> 00:40:08,407
I mean , who gets married
these days, anyway?
423
00:40:08,491 --> 00:40:11,243
Who wants
to be institutionalized?
424
00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:13,662
My parents
have been married
for nearly 30 years.
425
00:40:13,747 --> 00:40:15,998
They haven't had
a conversation in about 29.
426
00:40:16,082 --> 00:40:17,583
Why bother?
427
00:40:17,667 --> 00:40:20,961
Well, for companionship,
for comfort
428
00:40:21,046 --> 00:40:24,423
home cooked meals,
raising kids together,
you know?
429
00:40:24,466 --> 00:40:27,426
And knowing
that you understand
each other so well
430
00:40:27,469 --> 00:40:29,553
that you don't have
to talk all the time.
431
00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:34,224
Okay? Just enjoy
long silences.
432
00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:36,477
Sounds horrific.
433
00:40:39,397 --> 00:40:41,482
(Tumi)
Elvis is getting married
on Saturday.
434
00:40:41,566 --> 00:40:44,943
We are on our way
to Cape Town for his wedding .
435
00:40:46,529 --> 00:40:48,072
Oh my God .
436
00:40:48,156 --> 00:40:52,242
[background voices
and laughter]
437
00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:14,473
Have you ever
cheated on her?
438
00:41:14,557 --> 00:41:16,975
No, he would never
cheat on her.
439
00:41:17,060 --> 00:41:20,312
(Rose)
- Seriously, never?
- Never.
440
00:41:20,397 --> 00:41:22,564
(Rose)
Okay, maybe I was being
a bit harsh earlier there.
441
00:41:22,649 --> 00:41:27,319
Oh , that's just great, like,
you're totally devoted
to this woman
442
00:41:27,404 --> 00:41:30,948
and you want the whole
happy-ever-after thing
for real.
443
00:41:31,032 --> 00:41:33,158
What about you?
Are you married?
444
00:41:33,201 --> 00:41:34,827
No. Mm-uh .
445
00:41:34,911 --> 00:41:36,328
That makes two of us.
446
00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:40,541
Um , can I give you
some advice?
447
00:41:40,625 --> 00:41:43,043
Always tell the truth .
448
00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:46,088
I always tell the truth .
449
00:41:46,172 --> 00:41:48,007
About the important things.
450
00:41:48,091 --> 00:41:50,426
(Rose)
It has to be
about everything.
451
00:41:50,510 --> 00:41:53,762
lf Patrick would have told
me the truth then we might
have stood a chance.
452
00:41:53,847 --> 00:41:57,558
I don't agree. I think there
are certain things that
people don't need to know.
453
00:41:57,642 --> 00:42:00,352
(Rose)
Well, with all due
respect, you're wrong.
454
00:42:00,437 --> 00:42:03,313
The truth is always best,
no matter how much it hurts.
455
00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:09,028
[sighs]
456
00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:11,530
[children playing]
457
00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:15,492
(both)
And?
458
00:42:20,623 --> 00:42:21,874
[exclaims]
459
00:42:24,377 --> 00:42:25,794
Rose?
460
00:42:35,889 --> 00:42:38,307
[soft music]
461
00:42:51,321 --> 00:42:53,697
[children cheering]
462
00:43:35,782 --> 00:43:38,283
(Rose)
This is so pretty.
463
00:44:23,246 --> 00:44:23,954
How long?
464
00:44:35,216 --> 00:44:37,468
[animals bleating,
birds chirping]
465
00:44:40,764 --> 00:44:42,473
Brilliant.
466
00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:47,561
(woman)
This won't be my
first wedding , you know.
467
00:44:47,645 --> 00:44:50,022
Oh , good , then
you're well versed .
468
00:44:50,106 --> 00:44:51,523
Right, uh ,
I'm just gonna--
469
00:44:51,608 --> 00:44:52,900
The last dress
was way too tight.
470
00:44:52,984 --> 00:44:54,902
Yet, but this one's beautiful.
471
00:44:54,986 --> 00:44:57,112
Um-- [vibrating]
Ooh , uh
472
00:44:57,197 --> 00:45:01,367
could you just
hold on a second?
I'm vibrating , I'll be-- Sorry.
473
00:45:01,451 --> 00:45:02,910
Hello?
474
00:45:02,994 --> 00:45:05,496
(Elvis)
Hi, Mr. Nhlophe here.
475
00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:08,457
(shop assistant)
Oh, yes, yes, yes. Uh,
your payment did come through.
476
00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:11,210
Oh , thank you , great!
So she got the dress?
477
00:45:11,252 --> 00:45:16,840
Yes, but, uh, some other guy
already paid for it so we
refunded your account.
478
00:45:16,925 --> 00:45:18,050
What other guy?
479
00:45:18,093 --> 00:45:20,886
Tony something .
480
00:45:20,929 --> 00:45:22,805
Okay, thanks.
481
00:45:22,889 --> 00:45:23,847
Bye-bye!
482
00:45:26,393 --> 00:45:27,393
(Marcel)
Right, so you
are over here
483
00:45:27,477 --> 00:45:29,645
you're over here.
484
00:45:29,729 --> 00:45:33,148
People don't stay so stiff,
please, this is not
a school production .
485
00:45:33,233 --> 00:45:35,401
Uh , and the groom
is over here.
486
00:45:35,443 --> 00:45:37,319
[phone rings]
I have another
meeting to go to.
487
00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:39,571
Shall we run through
it anyways?
488
00:45:39,614 --> 00:45:43,075
That's like rehearsing
Romeo and Juliet
without a Romeo.
489
00:45:43,118 --> 00:45:45,202
Let's not
get morbid .
490
00:45:45,286 --> 00:45:47,287
[phone ringing]
491
00:45:47,372 --> 00:45:49,248
Oh , thank God .
492
00:45:57,424 --> 00:45:59,550
Oh , I've been worried !
493
00:46:08,643 --> 00:46:10,060
(Ayanda)
Why does it even matter?
494
00:46:23,241 --> 00:46:25,034
(Elvis)
That is not the point!
495
00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:26,702
Isn't it?
496
00:46:26,786 --> 00:46:28,912
The point is,
that cheating bastard
497
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,628
Come on , man . Come on !
498
00:46:38,173 --> 00:46:39,256
[sighs]
499
00:46:44,512 --> 00:46:46,347
[phone rings]
500
00:47:00,862 --> 00:47:04,782
[Rose and Tumi chatter]
501
00:47:24,135 --> 00:47:26,178
(Tumi)
You okay?
502
00:47:26,221 --> 00:47:28,764
[sighs]
503
00:47:48,910 --> 00:47:53,372
There must be a logical
explanation to all of this.
504
00:48:16,980 --> 00:48:19,398
It's so nice
and peaceful.
505
00:48:19,441 --> 00:48:23,068
Don't let your mom
get to you, she just
wants the best for you.
506
00:48:23,111 --> 00:48:24,737
Yeah .
507
00:48:30,535 --> 00:48:35,748
with her 500 neighbors
and she wants to feed
them all. [chuckling]
508
00:48:43,757 --> 00:48:47,676
This is Ma Vee
you're talking about.
509
00:48:53,058 --> 00:48:53,932
Yeah .
510
00:48:58,313 --> 00:49:00,397
Come on , you got
the bigger piece.
511
00:49:05,403 --> 00:49:06,528
You're such a chauvinist.
512
00:49:06,613 --> 00:49:07,279
What?
513
00:49:11,284 --> 00:49:13,744
You make it sound
like it's a bad thing .
It's not.
514
00:49:24,923 --> 00:49:27,549
There's no one like you ,
Ayanda, you know that?
515
00:49:34,432 --> 00:49:37,393
It is possible to be friends
with an ex, you know.
516
00:49:37,477 --> 00:49:40,312
As long as he didn't sleep
with your best friend .
517
00:49:40,397 --> 00:49:44,400
In which case,
you move cities
or kill him .
518
00:49:44,484 --> 00:49:47,277
But you certainly
don't speak
to him again .
519
00:49:47,362 --> 00:49:49,488
lf, on the other hand
520
00:49:49,572 --> 00:49:52,950
the end of the relationship
was one of those
fizzle-out endings
521
00:49:53,034 --> 00:49:57,037
and you just grow
apart from each other
and you're bored
522
00:49:57,122 --> 00:49:59,415
and you realize
that it isn't
going anywhere
523
00:49:59,499 --> 00:50:03,210
and as long as you both
feel the same way, then I
think you can be friends.
524
00:50:03,294 --> 00:50:05,004
I think
it was a fizzle.
525
00:50:05,088 --> 00:50:07,339
Anyway, she's obviously
crazy about him
526
00:50:07,382 --> 00:50:11,844
and then there's
no way she's messing about
with this Tony character.
527
00:50:11,928 --> 00:50:17,349
So you think women don't
fool around if they have
one guy they're crazy about?
528
00:50:17,434 --> 00:50:23,939
Never. lf we like someone,
we get tunnel vision .
It's him and him alone.
529
00:50:24,024 --> 00:50:27,901
You wouldn't
even fool around
just to make him jealous?
530
00:50:27,986 --> 00:50:33,115
Oh , it's possible,
but totally self-defeating .
531
00:50:33,199 --> 00:50:34,867
How?
532
00:50:34,951 --> 00:50:38,537
Well, if it was me,
I'd hate myself afterwards
533
00:50:38,580 --> 00:50:40,289
and then I'd probably
blurt out what I'd done
534
00:50:40,373 --> 00:50:43,167
and then the whole
thing'd end anyway.
535
00:50:43,251 --> 00:50:45,836
And I'd deserve it.
536
00:50:48,757 --> 00:50:50,883
So, who was she?
537
00:50:55,055 --> 00:50:56,555
What?
538
00:50:58,892 --> 00:51:00,893
Your fianc�.
539
00:51:03,146 --> 00:51:04,813
Patrick.
540
00:51:04,898 --> 00:51:07,900
Three days before
the wedding I found out
541
00:51:07,942 --> 00:51:10,819
he'd been sleeping
with a work colleague.
542
00:51:10,904 --> 00:51:12,780
I'm a doctor.
543
00:51:12,864 --> 00:51:14,823
So is he.
544
00:51:14,908 --> 00:51:16,992
She was one
of the nurses.
545
00:51:17,077 --> 00:51:19,453
She told
me everything .
546
00:51:19,537 --> 00:51:23,791
It had been going on
several weeks.
547
00:51:23,875 --> 00:51:26,335
So I left.
548
00:51:26,419 --> 00:51:28,671
I didn't explain ,
didn't tell anyone.
549
00:51:28,755 --> 00:51:31,465
I just got on a plane
and came here.
550
00:51:35,136 --> 00:51:37,680
It was his loss.
551
00:51:37,764 --> 00:51:40,349
And I promise you ,
he knows it.
552
00:51:40,433 --> 00:51:42,976
[soft music]
553
00:51:49,317 --> 00:51:51,068
[chuckling]
554
00:51:54,030 --> 00:51:55,781
[crickets]
555
00:52:09,546 --> 00:52:11,255
[noises at the door]
556
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:58,802
(Granny)
Are you from America?
557
00:52:58,887 --> 00:53:00,220
No, England .
558
00:53:00,305 --> 00:53:01,555
And you two,
are you married?
559
00:53:01,639 --> 00:53:02,431
No!
560
00:53:02,515 --> 00:53:03,766
No. No.
561
00:53:03,850 --> 00:53:05,309
No.
562
00:53:07,979 --> 00:53:11,940
And you ,
you're going to be
with me here, in this house.
563
00:53:12,025 --> 00:53:13,817
Come.
564
00:53:20,575 --> 00:53:23,702
[soft music and rooster]
565
00:53:27,499 --> 00:53:28,248
[knocking]
566
00:53:41,221 --> 00:53:43,472
[groaning]
567
00:54:06,663 --> 00:54:08,497
[children playing]
568
00:54:08,581 --> 00:54:10,249
[chuckling]
569
00:54:54,002 --> 00:54:54,960
Can I do just
one thing right?
570
00:54:56,296 --> 00:54:57,588
[Granny calls]
571
00:55:05,847 --> 00:55:08,307
[bleating]
572
00:55:08,391 --> 00:55:12,561
(Rose)
His name is George, and you
can't put George in the boot.
573
00:55:12,645 --> 00:55:13,228
[bleating]
574
00:55:18,693 --> 00:55:21,111
(Elvis)
Man , Tumi.
575
00:55:21,196 --> 00:55:24,573
No, man , you
can't put this goat
in the back seat.
576
00:55:24,657 --> 00:55:26,575
This is
a leather seat, man.
577
00:55:26,659 --> 00:55:28,702
Hey, man , I'm putting
down the newspaper.
578
00:55:30,997 --> 00:55:32,581
Tumi?
579
00:55:35,627 --> 00:55:36,752
[bleating]
580
00:55:36,836 --> 00:55:38,587
No. Now you like goats?
581
00:55:38,672 --> 00:55:39,463
(Rose)
How can you
not love George?
582
00:55:39,547 --> 00:55:40,881
George?
583
00:55:40,965 --> 00:55:42,841
(Tumi)
You know what?
584
00:55:42,926 --> 00:55:44,968
I don't think it's a good idea
to give the goat a name.
585
00:55:45,053 --> 00:55:46,845
Why? You're not
gonna kill I'm ,
are ya?
586
00:55:46,930 --> 00:55:49,348
(Tumi)
I'm not going to kill him.
587
00:55:49,432 --> 00:55:52,434
(Rose)
Oh, don't listen
to these horrible people.
[bleating]
588
00:55:52,519 --> 00:55:54,186
George?
589
00:56:07,409 --> 00:56:09,034
What's he saying?
590
00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:10,786
Hm--
591
00:56:10,870 --> 00:56:15,082
I'm saying South Africa
is a beautiful country.
592
00:56:17,877 --> 00:56:19,003
[bleating]
593
00:56:26,052 --> 00:56:28,262
Why? Why?
594
00:56:28,346 --> 00:56:31,890
(Rose)
South Africa
really is beautiful.
595
00:56:31,933 --> 00:56:34,476
[Elvis, mumbling
and phone ringing]
596
00:56:34,561 --> 00:56:37,062
[Ayanda over phone]
Hey, baby.
597
00:56:37,147 --> 00:56:38,230
Yeah .
598
00:56:47,991 --> 00:56:50,868
Don't worry about it.
We have one extra space.
599
00:56:54,122 --> 00:56:54,830
What?
600
00:57:11,973 --> 00:57:13,140
Agh !
601
00:57:16,519 --> 00:57:20,272
[bleating]
602
00:57:23,610 --> 00:57:25,903
Thank goodness!
603
00:57:32,577 --> 00:57:36,580
[soft music]
? There's a man
Shaking cigarette ?
604
00:57:36,664 --> 00:57:41,752
? Unshaven face
I will never forget ?
605
00:57:41,795 --> 00:57:45,964
? I hand him a dollar
He gives me a look like ?
606
00:57:46,007 --> 00:57:51,470
? Get out by a
hook or crook ?
607
00:57:51,554 --> 00:57:53,097
[chuckling]
608
00:57:55,141 --> 00:57:59,269
? I said I grow lemon trees
in a desert ?
609
00:57:59,312 --> 00:58:07,986
[indistinct lyrics]
610
00:58:08,029 --> 00:58:09,488
[shouting]
611
00:58:09,572 --> 00:58:10,781
[horn honking
and tires screeching]
612
00:58:10,865 --> 00:58:12,324
[shouting and bleating]
613
00:58:12,409 --> 00:58:15,077
[car stops,
Tumi groans]
614
00:58:15,161 --> 00:58:16,495
[phone ringing]
615
00:58:16,579 --> 00:58:18,330
(Marcel)
Well at least
616
00:58:18,415 --> 00:58:19,665
we've got through
yesterday's list.
617
00:58:19,708 --> 00:58:22,876
And finally the florist
618
00:58:22,961 --> 00:58:26,005
has turned us
a massive curve ball.
619
00:58:26,089 --> 00:58:28,215
(Zuki)
You're making me
smudge here.
620
00:58:28,299 --> 00:58:30,175
(Marcel)
Apparently there's
a shortage of Cape Lilies
621
00:58:30,218 --> 00:58:32,011
so he tried to fob me
off with carnations.
622
00:58:32,053 --> 00:58:34,972
I said over
my dead body.
623
00:58:48,194 --> 00:58:50,821
Tony?
624
00:58:55,035 --> 00:58:59,038
(Marcel)
Star of Asia it is then.
Thank you very much.
Now, do we have any idea
625
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:01,707
of the whereabouts
of your husband to be?
626
00:59:16,389 --> 00:59:18,974
I think we
snapped the axle.
627
00:59:19,059 --> 00:59:21,185
[bleating]
628
00:59:38,078 --> 00:59:39,578
because you're trying
to impress someone.
629
00:59:39,662 --> 00:59:42,122
(Rose)
Sh. Come on, guys.
630
00:59:48,546 --> 00:59:53,634
Will you guys
just shut up?
All right?
631
00:59:53,718 --> 00:59:56,303
How are we going
to get to Cape Town?
632
00:59:59,057 --> 01:00:00,140
What are you doing?
633
01:00:00,225 --> 01:00:01,934
Would you
like one?
634
01:00:02,018 --> 01:00:04,186
How is that going to help
us get to his wedding?
635
01:00:04,270 --> 01:00:05,729
(Elvis)
Well, he doesn't want me
to go to my wedding!
636
01:00:12,779 --> 01:00:14,279
Bye, George.
637
01:00:14,322 --> 01:00:15,197
[soft music]
638
01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:21,662
Hi.
639
01:00:21,746 --> 01:00:22,705
[indistinct]
640
01:00:22,789 --> 01:00:23,914
Yeah , I'm fine.
641
01:00:23,998 --> 01:00:25,082
Are you going to town?
642
01:00:25,166 --> 01:00:26,208
(man)
Yeah.
643
01:00:26,292 --> 01:00:28,377
Yeah . [indistinct]
644
01:00:28,461 --> 01:00:32,464
[soft music playing]
645
01:00:53,445 --> 01:00:55,988
Yeah .
646
01:00:56,072 --> 01:00:58,157
Because you screwed up
your one chance at love.
647
01:01:04,998 --> 01:01:06,832
That is why
we are two days late
648
01:01:06,916 --> 01:01:09,460
that is why we still have
to go a thousand Ks!
649
01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:14,715
and I don't appreciate it.
650
01:01:14,799 --> 01:01:16,175
Why don't you
just calm down .
651
01:01:18,053 --> 01:01:20,512
No, no, okay. Great.
You know what?
652
01:01:20,597 --> 01:01:24,767
[indistinct] is going to stop
here with his boys and they're
gonna give us a lift
653
01:01:24,851 --> 01:01:26,185
and I'll get married !
654
01:01:26,227 --> 01:01:27,061
Elvis.
655
01:01:29,147 --> 01:01:30,522
why don't you
just shut up?
656
01:01:30,565 --> 01:01:33,567
No, you shut up!
You shut up!
657
01:01:38,907 --> 01:01:40,866
[bleating]
658
01:01:44,204 --> 01:01:46,246
[background chatter]
659
01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,311
Hey!
660
01:02:34,212 --> 01:02:44,179
Whoa!
661
01:02:46,516 --> 01:02:48,058
Oh , yeah !
662
01:02:50,770 --> 01:02:52,980
(Elvis)
Rosie! Rosie!
663
01:02:53,064 --> 01:02:55,858
I love you .
I love you .
664
01:02:55,942 --> 01:02:58,110
I love you !
You are my hero.
665
01:02:58,153 --> 01:02:59,445
I love you !
666
01:02:59,487 --> 01:03:01,530
I love you .
I love you .
667
01:03:01,614 --> 01:03:04,575
You know what? I knew
you wouldn't abandon us.
I knew it!
668
01:03:04,659 --> 01:03:06,618
And you my man .
You are my life savior.
669
01:03:06,703 --> 01:03:07,661
[kissing]
670
01:03:10,498 --> 01:03:13,917
(Elvis)
Come. Come.
Come, man. Come.
671
01:03:22,260 --> 01:03:23,469
[speaking Afrikaans]
672
01:03:23,511 --> 01:03:24,762
What?
673
01:03:24,846 --> 01:03:26,764
(Len)
Your axle's cracked .
674
01:03:31,978 --> 01:03:34,229
We never thought
you'd come back.
675
01:03:34,314 --> 01:03:36,565
And you let me get
in a stranger's car?
676
01:03:36,649 --> 01:03:41,320
Well, you seem to have a knack
for being picked up
by nice strangers.
677
01:03:41,404 --> 01:03:45,324
But you let me go even
though you didn't think you
were going to see me again?
678
01:03:45,408 --> 01:03:48,243
[bleating]
679
01:03:51,456 --> 01:03:52,873
Hey, George. Hmm?
680
01:03:52,957 --> 01:03:54,166
(Len)
Four hours, tops.
681
01:03:54,209 --> 01:03:56,251
Right!
682
01:03:56,336 --> 01:03:58,671
For that?
683
01:03:58,755 --> 01:04:00,214
It'll cost you .
684
01:04:00,298 --> 01:04:03,342
Money's not a problem .
Just fix it.
685
01:04:12,686 --> 01:04:15,354
Can't leave George here.
What if someone steals him?
686
01:04:15,397 --> 01:04:18,148
We can only hope.
687
01:04:18,233 --> 01:04:20,526
[clamor]
688
01:04:33,873 --> 01:04:35,624
l am starving .
689
01:04:47,554 --> 01:04:49,054
Great.
690
01:05:11,077 --> 01:05:12,745
Can we join you?
691
01:05:21,087 --> 01:05:22,171
What's that flag?
692
01:05:22,255 --> 01:05:23,839
It's a dead flag .
693
01:05:23,923 --> 01:05:25,257
You mean
the apartheid flag?
694
01:05:25,342 --> 01:05:27,176
Mm-hm .
695
01:05:27,260 --> 01:05:29,178
(Rose)
Ugh. It's like flying
a swastika?
696
01:05:32,265 --> 01:05:33,891
(Rose)
Hi, can we get
something to eat, please?
697
01:05:41,274 --> 01:05:42,775
Len , are you done?
698
01:05:42,859 --> 01:05:44,777
Done with what?
699
01:05:44,861 --> 01:05:45,986
(Elvis)
The car. You said
four hours tops.
700
01:05:46,071 --> 01:05:47,071
Yeah .
701
01:05:47,155 --> 01:05:49,615
And where is it?
702
01:05:49,699 --> 01:05:53,702
(Len)
It's Friday night, man.
No, I meant four hours
on Monday.
703
01:05:53,787 --> 01:05:56,497
[men, laughing]
704
01:06:04,756 --> 01:06:06,715
[phone ringing]
705
01:06:11,429 --> 01:06:13,389
What am I going to tell her?
706
01:06:13,473 --> 01:06:15,224
Just tell her the truth .
707
01:06:15,308 --> 01:06:17,893
I never thought that
would come out of your mouth .
708
01:06:17,977 --> 01:06:21,814
(Rose)
The truth. And if she
doesn't understand,
then she's inhuman.
709
01:06:21,856 --> 01:06:24,316
[phone continues ringing]
710
01:06:29,155 --> 01:06:30,322
Babe.
711
01:06:39,666 --> 01:06:40,624
Tony?
712
01:06:42,168 --> 01:06:44,169
Well, that's very nice of him .
713
01:06:44,254 --> 01:06:46,005
What is going on with you?
714
01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:49,008
Are you trying
to back out of this?
715
01:06:49,050 --> 01:06:51,135
Tony's just trying
to make up for--
716
01:06:54,514 --> 01:06:55,597
Ugh !
717
01:07:01,479 --> 01:07:02,938
What just happened?
718
01:07:03,023 --> 01:07:04,356
Too much truth .
719
01:07:09,112 --> 01:07:10,112
Sit, sit.
720
01:07:10,196 --> 01:07:11,613
(men)
Hey, hey.
721
01:07:15,744 --> 01:07:19,663
(Elvis)
Double brandy and coke.
Same for my friend here.
722
01:07:19,748 --> 01:07:22,291
Thank you .
723
01:07:22,375 --> 01:07:24,001
Danke.
724
01:07:24,085 --> 01:07:25,336
(Fanie)
You know
725
01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:27,296
it used to be bad enough
726
01:07:27,380 --> 01:07:29,715
with you Kaffirs trying
to take over my country
727
01:07:29,799 --> 01:07:32,718
now you want to take over
my table and my place
by the bar.
728
01:07:32,802 --> 01:07:35,054
Do you want
to fight with the Kaffir
or want to have a drink?
729
01:07:41,269 --> 01:07:42,436
Ah .
730
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:45,064
[horn honking]
731
01:08:04,834 --> 01:08:06,126
Never.
732
01:08:06,211 --> 01:08:08,087
[sighs]
733
01:08:19,224 --> 01:08:21,100
You don't
want to do that.
734
01:08:21,184 --> 01:08:23,352
[coughing]
735
01:08:25,689 --> 01:08:27,022
Here you are.
736
01:08:27,107 --> 01:08:28,023
We need to talk
about a Plan B.
737
01:08:28,108 --> 01:08:30,025
A Plan B?
738
01:08:30,110 --> 01:08:32,277
That's what we put into action
if the groom doesn't show.
739
01:08:32,362 --> 01:08:34,321
[Ayanda, coughing]
740
01:08:34,406 --> 01:08:36,198
Do you have a wife?
741
01:08:36,282 --> 01:08:38,492
Mm-hm .
742
01:08:38,576 --> 01:08:40,327
[sighs]
743
01:08:40,412 --> 01:08:42,788
Women are so
messed up, man .
744
01:08:42,831 --> 01:08:46,625
You know, I could
be single and happy
745
01:08:46,710 --> 01:08:51,046
but I've got love to give.
I need to give love.
746
01:08:51,131 --> 01:08:55,801
But women will always mess you
up with their disappointments,
with their expectations
747
01:08:55,885 --> 01:08:58,345
with their ex-boyfriends!
748
01:08:58,430 --> 01:09:01,223
Barman , please,
another brandy and coke.
749
01:09:01,307 --> 01:09:02,808
No, no, no.
750
01:09:04,811 --> 01:09:06,562
What? You think
I don't have money?
751
01:09:06,646 --> 01:09:08,731
You think I don't
have problems?
752
01:09:08,815 --> 01:09:11,817
I'm married
to an Englishwoman .
753
01:09:11,901 --> 01:09:14,987
Now that's why
that is a problem .
754
01:09:15,030 --> 01:09:17,239
[mumbles]
755
01:09:20,535 --> 01:09:21,660
Do you love her?
756
01:09:21,703 --> 01:09:24,747
I . . .hate her.
757
01:09:24,831 --> 01:09:27,333
[chuckling]
758
01:09:31,046 --> 01:09:33,464
[both continue laughing]
759
01:09:33,548 --> 01:09:34,340
Are you okay?
760
01:09:34,382 --> 01:09:35,674
Yeah .
761
01:09:35,717 --> 01:09:36,467
I'm going to the loo.
762
01:09:36,551 --> 01:09:38,427
Okay.
763
01:09:38,511 --> 01:09:41,680
[Elvis and Fanie continue
laughing and toasting]
764
01:10:10,710 --> 01:10:11,377
Elvis.
765
01:10:11,461 --> 01:10:12,169
Yes?
766
01:10:12,212 --> 01:10:13,128
I think we should
go now.
767
01:10:13,213 --> 01:10:16,799
No! We're having fun !
Why going?
768
01:10:16,883 --> 01:10:18,550
Where are you going?
769
01:10:24,224 --> 01:10:25,808
[door opens]
770
01:10:31,731 --> 01:10:33,565
[phone ringing]
771
01:10:37,654 --> 01:10:39,405
Hey, Ayanda.
772
01:10:39,447 --> 01:10:41,407
Can you tell me
what the hell
is going on?
773
01:10:41,491 --> 01:10:44,535
Uh , okay, Ayanda.
774
01:10:44,619 --> 01:10:46,453
What?
775
01:10:46,538 --> 01:10:48,914
No, no, it's fine.
Everyone's fine.
776
01:10:48,998 --> 01:10:51,083
Right now we're just
waiting for the car
to be fixed.
777
01:10:54,713 --> 01:10:57,423
Maybe six or seven hours.
778
01:10:57,465 --> 01:10:58,674
You're joking , right?
779
01:10:58,758 --> 01:11:01,427
No, uh, I'm not.
780
01:11:01,469 --> 01:11:04,930
But, Ayanda, we will
be there for the wedding .
781
01:11:05,015 --> 01:11:09,101
[song begins playing loudly]
I love this!
Buddy, this song is great!
782
01:11:09,185 --> 01:11:10,060
You like it?
783
01:11:10,145 --> 01:11:11,103
Love it.
784
01:11:11,187 --> 01:11:11,729
[singing]
785
01:11:27,912 --> 01:11:29,371
Isn�t this great?
786
01:11:29,456 --> 01:11:30,539
(Ayanda)
What's that noise?
787
01:11:30,623 --> 01:11:32,499
It's people singing .
788
01:11:32,584 --> 01:11:36,003
We're in a bar, waiting
for the car to be fixed.
789
01:11:36,087 --> 01:11:38,005
Tumi, you're not
lying to me, are you?
790
01:11:38,089 --> 01:11:40,215
No, I'm telling
you the truth.
791
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:42,301
I just don't believe this.
792
01:11:48,016 --> 01:11:52,978
Believe me, he wants
to be there and he will be.
793
01:11:53,021 --> 01:11:54,605
[singing continues]
794
01:12:03,448 --> 01:12:04,490
What?
795
01:12:04,574 --> 01:12:06,200
[continues singing]
796
01:12:18,588 --> 01:12:19,505
What? Hello?
797
01:12:19,547 --> 01:12:20,422
Okay. Bye.
798
01:12:27,222 --> 01:12:29,848
- [loud singing continues]
- (Rose) What are we gonna do?
799
01:12:29,933 --> 01:12:32,643
Excuse me do you have
any rooms available?
We don't mind sharing .54811
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