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The members of my Cabinet are here
for one reason and one reason only -
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because they are the best people
for the job!
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CHEERING
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You just keep on climbing,
all the way to the top.
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All I want is for you to pass on
any information that comes your way.
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Will I be paid?
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Er, Barbara, I don't think you've
met my secretary, Sheila Buckley.
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I'm afraid, er,
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Harold didn't think
you were quite 100%.
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This is a mess.
You've got to sort this out.
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HE SOBS
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We seem to have uncovered
some inconsistencies
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about your business dealings.
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It's the police!
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Births never talked to Deaths.
Deaths never talked to Births.
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There was no communication
between the two departments.
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Where are you going, Dad?
Er, Miami.
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How long for?
Only for a few days.
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Have a good flight, Mr Carey.
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CHIMING
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Thank you.
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Prime Minister.
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I know that members
on both sides of the House
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will want to join with me
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in sending deepest condolences to
members of Mr Stonehouse's family.
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ALL: Hear, hear.
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PING
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'Ah, that's an absolute ripper
from Jeff Thomson!
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'It rears up off a length
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'and misses the edge
of Mike Denness's bat by a whisker!'
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'It is now five days
since the Labour MP John Stonehouse
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'disappeared off this beach
in Florida.
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'In those five days,
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'there's been no indication as to
what might have happened to him.
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'At first, it was thought
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'Mr Stonehouse may have got
into difficulties and drowned,
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'but earlier today
came a dramatic development
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'with reports that he may have been
the victim of a Mafia execution.
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'According to sources in Miami,
Mr Stonehouse may have become
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'unwittingly involved with
the notorious crime syndicate
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'in a business deal
that went wrong.'
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'In other news, Scotland Yard have
confirmed that they wish to question
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'the missing peer, Lord Lucan,
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'about the murder
of his children's nanny...'
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Mafia? Christ alive!
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He's the Member for Walsall North,
not Little Italy.
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I've got a Member
of the House of Lords
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who's apparently vanished
without trace,
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and an MP who seems to have
gone swimming with the fishes.
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At this rate, there'll be
nobody left by Christmas.
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What are the numbers like, Betty?
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Tight, Prime Minister. Very tight.
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And that's assuming
there are no abstentions
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and the Whips can manage to drag
everyone out of their bath chairs.
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Hm.
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Christ!
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As his secretary,
you must know Mr Stonehouse well.
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What sort of recreations
does he have?
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Recreations?
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Well, he's always been
a very strong swimmer.
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It's really the only recreation
he has...
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What?
Shh!
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'He swam
whenever he had the opportunity,
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'and, er, I do know he always
liked to swim out a long way.'
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Mum?
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Yes, darling?
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Is Dad ever going to come home?
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I don't know, darling.
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We can only pray
that he's all right.
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But I don't understand.
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No, and I don't understand either.
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I...
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I don't think any of us do.
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But where is he?
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He must be somewhere!
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Order! Order!
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The Ayes to the right, 316.
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The Noes to the left, 318.
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CHEERING
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The Ayes to the right, 316.
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The Noes to the left, 318.
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The Noes have it! The Noes have it!
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Unlock!
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If Stonehouse was to remain missing,
if no body is discovered,
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it could take several years before
he's officially declared dead.
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In theory, he could continue
as an MP in absentia
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unless grounds could be found
for disqualifying him.
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But what if there's
another general election?
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Plainly, that would be a problem.
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You're bloody right
it would be a problem!
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We'd be asking the voters of
Walsall North to put their crosses
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next to someone who is most
probably lying on the ocean floor
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having his bones picked clean
by sharks!
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Quite understandably, they might
think he's not in much of a position
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to represent their interests.
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Let me get this straight, Betty.
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This government has a majority
the size of my toenail.
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We also have an MP
who may or may not be dead,
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and who may or may not be
a Soviet spy, for that matter,
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but we can't do a damn thing
about it.
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At least not unless
his body's found.
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Or else he stages
the greatest comeback since Lazarus!
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Oh, good afternoon.
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I've come about the apartment.
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The apartment that was advertised?
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MUSIC: The Marriage Of Figaro
(Overture) by Mozart
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TV: 'Oh, my Lord!
MUSIC CONTINUES
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'I don't think Keith Fletcher
knew anything at all about that!
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'Dennis Lillee has knocked his
middle stump clean out of the ground
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'and it goes cartwheeling off
towards third man.'
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MUSIC CONTINUES
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JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING
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Come in! Come in!
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Please!
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We're all pals here!
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Take a seat.
Thank you.
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So, what are you having, mate?
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Oh, erm...
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I think I'll...
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I think I'll have a beer.
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Thank you. Very-very kind of you.
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Ray. Ray Simpson.
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Joe. Joe... Carey.
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Welcome, Joe!
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You, er, live in Melbourne,
or just passing through?
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Just passing through...
Just passing through.
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Well, you obviously like your jazz,
otherwise you wouldn't be here.
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What sort of stuff do you go for?
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What sort of stuff do I go for?
Erm...
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CLEARS HIS THROAT
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Charlie Mingus...
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Art "Blakely"...
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Thelonious Monk.
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Cannonball Adderley.
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You know what, Joe?
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You're a man after my own heart.
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I think we're all partial
to a bit of hard bop here.
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THEY LAUGH
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Here's to the mighty Cannonball, eh?
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Blow, Big Man, blow!
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Blow, Big Man, blow.
Come on, then, Joe, get that up you.
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RINGING
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Hello.
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'It's Barbara.
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'I just...
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'I just wondered if you'd...
heard anything?'
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Nothing at all, I'm afwaid.
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It's such a worry.
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For you, of course,
and the children.
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'Frankly, I can't imagine
what you're going through.'
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No, well, er...
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I-I didn't really think you...
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I'm sorry to have called you
so late.
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It's perfectly all right.
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Any time.
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Good night, Sheila.
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'Good night.'
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All of you have been so kind
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and hospitable to me,
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a solitary Pom far from home,
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and as a token of my appreciation,
I'd like to buy you all a drink.
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Fair play.
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Good on you, mate.
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Shane, same again for everybody.
Another round, please.
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And I think I might be
a little short of cash.
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Will you take a cheque?
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Barbara, I'm afraid
we have to be realistic about this.
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We have to consider the possibility
that John might not be coming back.
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I don't know how much you know
about his financial affairs.
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Well, he always preferred
to take care of them himself.
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Were you aware
of the life insurance policies?
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I know he took out
a life insurance policy, yes.
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I believe he was advised to
after the last IRA bombing campaign.
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Policies?
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You mean there-there were more
than one?
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Yes.
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Well, how many were there?
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Five.
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Oh, Mr Murray,
I didn't get my newspaper today.
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My copy of The London Times.
Will you look into it for me?
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I always thought
there was something a bit...
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..off about him, you know, Betty.
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Always.
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I couldn't quite put my finger
on it. Just something a bit...
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Off.
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Off.
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Off.
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'In the absence
of any further leads,
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'the search has now taken on
an international dimension.'
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WOMAN: 'Central Police Station?'
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Yeah, hello, I'd like
to report a suspicious person.
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"My darling Dums..."
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Ah!
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KNOCKS ON DOOR
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HARDER KNOCKS
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Good evening, sir.
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I'm Inspector John Mackenzie.
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This is my colleague,
Acting Inspector Dave Walters.
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Mind if we come in, sir?
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Please.
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So, I understand
you're the tenant here, sir?
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Yes, I am.
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Is everything all right, Inspector?
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Would you mind telling us your name,
please, sir?
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My name? Yes.
Er, Joe. Joseph Carey.
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That's your real name, is it, sir?
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LAUGHS
Of course it is!
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Would you like to see my passport?
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There you are.
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You see, we have reason to suppose
that this isn't your real name.
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You do?
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Well...
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Do you? Who do you...?
Who do you think I am?
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We believe...
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We believe that you are in fact
Richard John Bingham...
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..more commonly known as Lord Lucan.
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Would you lower your trousers,
please, sir?
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Beg your pardon?
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Take down your trousers.
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All the way down, if you don't mind.
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Down a bit.
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WHIRRS AND CLICKS
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You can pull 'em up again now.
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Ah. Do you mind explaining
what all this is about?
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I'm assuming you had
a perfectly good reason
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for taking such a keen interest
in my, erm... my thigh?
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Our colleagues in Scotland Yard
advised us
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that Lord Lucan has a
distinctive scar on his right thigh.
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Ah. Right.
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Do you know,
perhaps I ought to be flattered
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at being mistaken for one
of the members of the aristocracy,
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but I think it's, er, perfectly
obvious that I am not Lord Lucan.
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And, er, neither,
er, as far as I'm aware,
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am I under suspicion
for murdering my children's nanny,
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so now that we've cleared
all that up,
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I can't see any justification
for you keeping me here any longer.
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Have a seat, please, sir.
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SIGHS
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You see, we've had our eye
on you for a while now, Joe.
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Well, I can't think why.
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Well, let me try to explain.
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You recently opened an account
in the name of Joseph Carey
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and you used a cheque
from this account
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to pay a bill at an establishment
called...
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..Strange Fruit.
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What of it?
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Well, it's just that, er,
a few days earlier,
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you opened another new account,
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only this one was in the name
of Ronald Peterson.
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How do you explain that, Joe?
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We found this in your apartment,
Joe.
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From the Shimmering Sands Hotel
in Miami.
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Have you recently stayed
at the Miami Shimmering Sands?
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As a matter of fact, I have.
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Not that it seems
remotely relevant to anything.
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Well, only that, er,
there's no record of you...
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entering the United States
in your passport.
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Oh!
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No stamp, no visa, nothing...
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I don't... I don't...
I-I don't see any reason,
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any reason at all why you... why you
feel the need to delve into my, erm,
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personal...
Who's Dums, Joe?
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Are you Dums, Joe?
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Is that it?
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Or are you even Joe... Joe?
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CHRISTMAS CAROLS PLAY
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TELEPHONE RINGING
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Hello, yes?
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SHE GASPS
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'It seems that Mr Stonehouse
had been living in Melbourne
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'since his disappearance,
having gained entry to Australia
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'with a passport he obtained
in the name of a dead constituent.'
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Please...
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tell me this isn't happening, Betty.
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SHE SIGHS
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Miss Buckley, can I ask you a few
questions about John Stonehouse?
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Miss Buckley, just a few questions.
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Miss Buckley,
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you must be as surprised as anyone
by Mr Stonehouse's reappearance.
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Very surprised, yes,
and very relieved.
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If you could say one thing
to Mr Stonehouse, what would it be?
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I would send him all my best wishes
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and assure him of my loyalty
and fwiendship.
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Thank you.
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Mr Stonehouse, I'm a psychologist
appointed by the State of Victoria
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to assess your mental state.
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00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,360
My mental state?
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That's right.
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It's clear that you found the life
of an MP particularly demanding,
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and as someone with, as you say,
high moral principles,
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the constant compromises
and back-biting
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plainly took a heavy toll.
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Would that be right?
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Mr Stonehouse,
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I wonder if you've ever heard
of the term "split personality"?
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Er... Vaguely... Vaguely.
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It's a condition whereby the
sufferer finds himself, or herself,
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unable to handle the demands
of their daily life.
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All the pressures and stresses.
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In an attempt to cope,
to protect themselves,
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they create another personality,
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a sort of shadow self
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who exists alongside
their normal personality.
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One famous example
of a split personality would be
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in Robert Louis Stevenson's story
of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde.
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They are, of course,
the same person,
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living together in the same skin.
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00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,720
Are you familiar with Dr Jekyll
and Mr Hyde?
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00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:41,880
Yes... Er, yes. Yes, I am, actually.
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Very-very much so, in fact.
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Hm.
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TELEPHONE RINGING
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Betty.
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00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,040
'He received the telegram.
He won't resign.'
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00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,640
What do you mean, he won't resign?
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00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,600
Apparently,
he hasn't done anything wrong.
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00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,080
'Hasn't done anything wrong?!'
318
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,480
Ye gods!
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00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,000
We can't have one of our MPs
faking his own death
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00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,520
and then reappearing
on the other side of the world.
321
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,680
Might give the others ideas!
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00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,360
He is our majority, Betty.
He has to be made to see sense.
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00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,520
Preferably with the aid
of a large stick!
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00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,960
'What about his wife?'
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00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,840
Well, it's delicate.
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00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,600
But I can try and reason with her.
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00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,880
See to it, Betty.
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00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,440
KNOCKING
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00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,480
SIGHS
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00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,920
Yes?
Mrs Stonehouse.
331
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,400
Barbara.
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00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,800
Naturally,
you'll be wanting to see John.
333
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,600
I understand that at least
one Fleet Street newspaper's
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00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,880
offered to pay your air fare
to Australia.
335
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,800
We also think it's a good idea
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00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,920
if you were to fly out
as soon as possible.
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00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,640
"We"?
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00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,400
The Prime Minister.
339
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:09,160
Oh, that's very solicitous of him.
340
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,760
Especially as he chose
to overlook my husband
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00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,640
for any ministerial appointments.
342
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,800
Hm.
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00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,880
The party like
to look after their own.
344
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,520
It's even in our constitution.
345
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,760
Oh!
346
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:30,560
So that's what this is.
347
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,200
I'm sorry?
348
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,440
Well, I-I get it, now.
349
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:37,840
Correct me if I'm wrong,
350
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,440
but the Government
now has a majority of just one...
351
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,760
..so you would like me
352
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,960
to fly to Australia
to make sure John plays ball.
353
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,920
Ready, sir?
354
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,040
Darling!
355
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,360
What a wonderful surprise!
356
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,480
Ah.
357
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,520
Put it down there,
thank you, Bill.
358
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,960
Bill's been an absolute godsend.
359
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,920
I don't know what I'd do
without him.
360
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,840
Thank you, sir.
Thank you, Bill.
361
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,680
How are the children?
362
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,640
They're...
363
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,520
as well as can be expected...
364
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,440
..under the circumstances.
365
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,600
I did want to get in touch.
366
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,440
You know, to...
367
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,600
let them know - let you know
that I was all right.
368
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,880
It's just, erm...
369
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,520
..it wasn't really possible
under the circumstances.
370
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,280
What happened, John?
371
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,320
It's not...
It's not an easy thing to explain.
372
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,280
Try.
373
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:52,440
Well, over the last few months -
years, even...
374
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,880
..I've increasingly felt that the...
375
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,200
..the old John Stonehouse
376
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:05,680
had ceased to exist
in any meaningful way,
377
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,320
and that all the pressures
that he'd been under
378
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:10,480
had broken something inside him.
379
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,000
And the longer this went on,
380
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:18,000
the more it seemed that
the only possible solution
381
00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:23,760
was for him to stop inhabiting
his current shell, as it were,
382
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:28,000
and be reborn with another identity.
383
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,680
He? The old John Stonehouse?
384
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,840
Exactly so.
385
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:40,160
But I'm married
to the old John Stonehouse!
386
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,880
I know, darling. I know.
387
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,200
I know.
388
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,040
I can only liken it to, erm...
389
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,640
To what?
Well, I can only...
390
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,360
Well, to-to a...
391
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,200
Jekyll and Hyde type situation.
392
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,240
But wasn't Mr Hyde a... a murderer?
393
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,880
Well, I didn't mean it literally.
No?
394
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,440
Then how did you mean it?
395
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,640
No, I'm... I'm sorry.
396
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,280
I want to be sympathetic.
397
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,720
I do.
I want to be your... your helpmate.
398
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,960
But, John, you let us
believe that you were dead!
399
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,680
For five weeks!
400
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:26,240
I thought I was a widow,
that the children...
401
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,200
Far, far worse than that -
402
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,480
the children thought
that they had lost their father!
403
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:40,880
Obviously, er, I regret that
very much, with all my heart.
404
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,760
And what about all the other things?
Do you regret those, too?
405
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:46,640
Well, I'm aware
that my reputation has
406
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,600
sustained a certain amount
of damage.
407
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,280
A certain amount of damage?!
408
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,960
Do you have any idea of the trouble
you have caused?
409
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:01,120
Not only the... the mess
you have left the Government in.
410
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:05,000
You could go to prison, John,
for years. Years and years.
411
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,600
What will that do
to your reputation?
412
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,960
And-and what about the effect
on the children?
413
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,120
How do you think they are going to
like having a jailbird has a father?
414
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,800
SHE SIGHS
415
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,320
You know, m-maybe it was...
Maybe it was me you, er,
416
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:25,600
you really wanted to get away from -
the old Mrs Stonehouse.
417
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,000
God, no!
418
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,480
No, of course not!
419
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,120
That was the last thing on my mind.
420
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,080
I love you.
421
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,760
Surely you must know that.
422
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,600
Look, I...
423
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,800
I still don't understand.
424
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,720
John, if you were under
so much pressure, such disillusion,
425
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,800
why didn't you just say something?
426
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,720
Darling, I want to answer
your questions -
427
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,920
your perfectly reasonable questions,
428
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,160
but I have been advised...
429
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,480
by a psychologist,
430
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,840
a very eminent woman, incidentally,
431
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:10,480
that I should not
dwell too much on what's happened,
432
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,200
that I shouldn't churn up
too much mental mud,
433
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:16,520
as it were, because, apparently,
434
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,440
there's a real danger
of it triggering a, erm...
435
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:24,280
..a...
436
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,720
A what?
A relapse.
437
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,920
'The by-election defeat
leaves the Government
438
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,600
'in a more precarious position
than ever.
439
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,640
'In the absence of John Stonehouse,
440
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,760
'the Labour Party now
has no clear majority
441
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,640
'and is facing calls
for a vote of no confidence
442
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,320
'in the House of Commons.'
443
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,640
TURNS RADIO OFF
444
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,560
'Telegram is to go
to Sheila Buckley.'
445
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,760
Hm-mm.
446
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,880
At 151 Castlereagh Mansions,
London SW1.
447
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,640
Yes.
And the message reads as follows:
448
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:13,240
"Come soonest, stop. Bail granted,
but situation delicate, stop.
449
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:17,400
"Charge ticket to JT Stonehouse
Global Initiatives, stop.
450
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,800
"All my love, Dums."
How many words is that?
451
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,920
21. It's cheaper if you can
keep it down to 20 or less.
452
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,560
'Much love, Dums.'
453
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:39,920
Prime Minister?
454
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,480
Yes, Betty?
455
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,640
It's about the Member for Barnsley.
456
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,280
Old Melvyn?
457
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,000
What's he been up to?
458
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,840
SIGHS
459
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,360
Ashes to ashes.
460
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,600
Dust to dust.
461
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,560
Where are we going?
462
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,160
My lawyer has
very kindly provided us
463
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,680
with this splendid new motor
for the duration of my bail,
464
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,360
and a place to stay. A safe house.
465
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,200
A safe house?
Isn't that what spies use?
466
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,760
It's only an expression, darling.
Drive on, please.
467
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,840
CLAMOURING
468
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,320
Oh! Oh.
469
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,120
DOOR OPENS
470
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,200
How marvellous to see you both!
471
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,000
Been a bit of a mad wush,
I'm afwaid,
472
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,800
but I've tried to make it
as homely as possible.
473
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,360
They call this stuff Weety Bites,
474
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,160
but, really,
it's exactly like Weetabix,
475
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,040
just with the corners left on.
476
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,200
There was the most extraordinary
racket last night.
477
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,760
Did either of you hear that?
478
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:10,760
Some native creature stirring
in the undergrowth, no doubt.
479
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,240
HE LAUGHS
480
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,280
No...
481
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,280
Did you hear it, Sheila?
482
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:21,240
I can't say I did.
No.
483
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,800
I slept like a log, I'm afwaid.
484
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,600
Your bedroom
faces the other way from us,
485
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,040
so I dare say
that makes a difference.
486
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,880
I might go and have a lie-down.
487
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,000
The... jet lag.
488
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,720
Of course.
489
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,280
For some weason, it doesn't seem
to have affected me.
490
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,200
I can't think why.
491
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,960
Can I bring you anything?
492
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,680
No, no. I can manage on my own.
493
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,320
What's going on?
I don't understand.
494
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,200
Everything is fine.
Trust me and be patient.
495
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,080
I thought we were going
to be together! The two of us!
496
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,320
It's just a few details to iron out,
that's all. I promise.
497
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:32,000
Everything is completely
under control!
498
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:37,760
Hello, darling.
499
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,480
Well, I suppose what happened to me
500
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,800
can best be summed up as...
a brainstorm.
501
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,920
A brainstorm that I'm convinced
was brought on
502
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:00,720
by the pressures
of my political career.
503
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,640
You see, increasingly,
I came to feel that...
504
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,240
I came to feel that I was shackled,
so to speak,
505
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,360
to the wheel of a chariot,
506
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:14,160
er, and as the wheel turned,
so the spikes dug in, slowly,
507
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,440
draining me of blood...
508
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,800
Fine Christmas present
he turned out to be!
509
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:21,960
Brainstorm, my arse.
510
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,480
Apologies, Betty.
511
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,800
And what's all this
chariot nonsense?
512
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,160
Sounds like something
out of Ben-Hur.
513
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,320
It gets worse, I'm afraid,
Prime Minister.
514
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:35,120
So far, Mr Stonehouse has
applied to eight countries
515
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:39,200
for political asylum,
including Sweden, Mauritius,
516
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,680
Tanzania and Bangladesh.
517
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:45,760
He's also delivered a handwritten
petition to Government House,
518
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,000
calling on the Queen
to afford him safe passage
519
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,680
should he be forced
to return to the UK.
520
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,760
Oh, she's going to love that!
521
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,200
Oh, that will really make her day!
522
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:57,720
Well, I doubt if she'll have time
to read the whole thing.
523
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:01,280
Mr Stonehouse insisted on
unrolling this petition out
524
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:06,440
on the floor of Government House,
all... five foot, six inches of it.
525
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,720
Do you believe him, Betty?
526
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,040
This... brainstorm of his?
527
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:18,560
Well, it seems remarkably convenient
under the circumstances.
528
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,200
Bloody right, it does!
529
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:21,800
On the other hand...
530
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:23,080
What?
531
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:27,200
Well, would anyone in their
right mind really behave like this?
532
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,680
He could be howling at the moon,
for all I care!
533
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:33,360
But I'll tell you one thing, Betty,
without him, we're stuffed.
534
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,880
Can you get me the Australian
High Commissioner, please?
535
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,720
RINGING
536
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,640
Alan? Er...
537
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,320
Yes, and to you. And to you.
538
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,440
Alan, I've got a little favour
I need to ask of you.
539
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:02,120
{\an8}These are egg and cress,
while these are ham and mustard.
540
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,360
{\an8}Lovely!
HE CHUCKLES
541
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,520
{\an8}Ah.
542
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,960
Mm!
543
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,720
What is it, darling?
544
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,160
Have one of these,
they are awfully good.
545
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,080
There are some sausage wolls,
if you prefer?
546
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,120
Barbara?
547
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,880
No, I wouldn't "pwefer".
548
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:41,280
Thank you.
549
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,560
Please, Barbara, don't spoil it.
550
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:54,360
I'm sorry, but which John Stonehouse
am I talking to?
551
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,720
I get so confused.
552
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,200
I thought we'd agreed
not to discuss that.
553
00:42:58,240 --> 00:43:00,960
No, you told me
not to talk about it.
554
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,680
That was your decision, not mine,
555
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:06,120
and that's rather different,
isn't it?
556
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:11,960
You see it, it occurs to me
that throughout all this,
557
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,080
you've never thought
about your family.
558
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,320
You've never thought about us.
559
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:21,120
You've only ever thought about
yourself and what suited you.
560
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,920
And I-I... I understand you,
you know,
561
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,840
you lost your old identity...
I mean, at least, I think I do.
562
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,800
But did you lose your conscience
along the way?
563
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:39,000
Did you...? Did you lose your sense
of what's right and what's wrong?
564
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,520
Barbara, I told you,
I can't discuss that.
565
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:42,760
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
566
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,280
Yes, that-that's your
finer feelings, of course (!)
567
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,600
Couldn't we all just...?
568
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:48,760
Just what?
569
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,320
Be nice?
570
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,320
No.
571
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,560
No, I don't think we could.
572
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,640
Do you really think
we haven't been here before?
573
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,960
Over and over and over again.
574
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:10,720
And he always comes back to me.
575
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,760
Every time.
576
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,200
Barbara, please... Please...
577
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:23,120
Except the difference is,
this time, is that, like you,
578
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:26,320
I'm beginning to see things
much more clearly.
579
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:30,680
The scales have fallen from my eyes,
as they say.
580
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:34,920
Not that I have scales on my eyes,
of course.
581
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,960
I'm not sure what does.
582
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,400
Something cold-blooded, I suppose.
583
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,640
Mm. You're right.
584
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,840
These are awfully good.
585
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,280
Oh, for God's sake, Barbara!
586
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,200
Leave me alone, Barbara. Stay back.
587
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,640
I'm warning you, Barbara!
588
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,280
Just leave me alone, all right?
589
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,040
If you don't leave me alone, I'll...
590
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,760
What? What will you do?
591
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,160
Go on, tell me.
592
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,840
What, end it all?
SCOFFS
593
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:24,640
You do love your melodramatic
gestures, don't you, John?
594
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,240
Well, go on, then!
595
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,560
What?
Well, you've died once already,
596
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,320
so you've had some practice.
597
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,040
Maybe this time,
you'll make a better job of it!
598
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,560
SIRENS WAIL
599
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,880
John Stonehouse.
600
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:05,200
I have an order for your extradition
to the United Kingdom
601
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:08,800
to face 15 charges of forgery,
theft and fraud.
602
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:10,880
Sheila Buck...
603
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,120
Sheila Buckley, I also have
an order for your extradition
604
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,240
to face five charges of theft.
605
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,280
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