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Timing matters when it comes to sex.

Being in a relationship with someone who isn't available

makes you feel lonelier than when you were single.

When the heart is lonely, the body yearns for physical contact.

But pleasuring myself had never crossed my mind.

Then one day,

the pillow between my legs roused my bundle of nerves.

It felt soft and warm.

However, the showerhead provided something different.

I felt like a fish in water.

It was rough and hot.

Who knew one could enjoy such pleasure on their own?

The doors to unlimited sexual pleasure

finally opened up for me.

When or where doesn't matter.

I just want to touch myself.

I can no longer control myself.

Masturbating has become more enjoyable

than having sex with my boyfriend.

MISSED CALLS: BOYFRIEND

All of the feelings...

I kept under lock and key were unleashed.

And with that, I became my own person.

But my daily urges

had me hallucinating.

Get rubbing!

Am I

masturbating too often?

HIT THE SPOT

EPISODE 2. I CAN DO IT ALONE JUST FINE

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HIT THE SPOT SCRIPT 2ND WEEK OF OCTOBER

Would people find today's story vulgar?

I'd categorize this as a healthy pastime.

Don't you agree?

Come on, you guys.

After everything it took for me to get him on board?

What's with the silent treatment?

You're right. It's absolutely normal.

Who doesn't masturbate these days?

I, for one, don't.

Really?

Don't you guys masturbate?

- Mr. Sim. - Yes?

- Don't you? - Masturbate?

According to this survey, five out of ten haven't.

Some people just don't know how to do it.

Are you serious?

Half of these people

haven't been enjoying this because they don't know how it's done?

The wrong approach to sex-ed

has left women with a conservative view regarding masturbation.

Some go as far as to feel guilt

even though they're touching their own bodies.

But hasn't this listener taken it too far?

I agree.

A vibrating exfoliating brush could be hazardous.

With her, masturbation isn't the issue.

The root of her problem is her sex life with her partner.

Sex for women begins and ends with intimacy.

It's why many believe the sex was good

if their partner had a good time.

But that's far from the truth.

It's merely a one-sided relationship.

It's why this woman needs to masturbate.

Knowing what your body craves and being able to love yourself for it

is the key to a healthy sex life with your partner.

Hit the Spot shouldn't see masturbation as a problem.

Maybe the hosts can educate the listeners instead.

Bravo, Mr. Kang.

You saw right through the purpose of our show.

You're the best.

You're great. The best.

About that writer, Kang In-chan...

His opinions couldn't be sexier.

I know, right?

Maybe he lived abroad.

I bet he has a lot of women.

Once again, you're clueless.

What now?

Guys like him usually aren't womanizers.

- He probably has high standards. - Really?

Mi-na, are you up for the challenge?

No, writers aren't my type. I know from experience.

SOMEBODY LIKES YOU

SOMEBODY LIKES YOU

VICTOR, HOT CHILI, AUSTIN'S LENS, GRINGOIRE

- You seem busy. - Aren't I always?

Not again. What happened to the swimming instructor?

I dumped him because he was getting too clingy.

VICTOR 28

Where's my Mr. Right?

Are you even trying?

A profile pic is all I need.

I scrolled through over a hundred guys last night.

They all seem the same to me now.

You don't waste a second, do you? I can respect that.

How can I sleep on it when my pleasure is at stake?

Anyway, you should get busy as well.

I probably should.

Talk about it with Hyun-woo.

Guys who can't accept sex toys

could have that reaction when one is thrown at them.

Hey.

I need to get going.

- Bye. - See you.

VICTOR 28

You don't look at all like your profile picture.

Do you wax?

Wax? Where?

I see.

Body hair is a symbol of male pride, so...

No, thank you.

HOT CHILI 32 STD test results and my criminal record.

Is this really necessary?

We're both willing, and now we've met up.

What more do you need?

Nope.

GRINGOIRE 30 Your eyes harbor the mystery

of the sky, stars, and moon.

Your eyes harbor the mystery of the sky, stars, and moon...

No way. Absolutely not.

AUSTIN'S LENS 29 Please be my muse.

Click.

Oh, no!

INNOCENT MUFFLER 33

What? Why?

No!

Some say that the creator gave us pubic hair for a reason,

but that's ridiculous.

Then why do men get circumcised

when the penis was sculpted by the creator in the first place?

- Check, please. - Wait.

Do you know how hot dry firewood burns?

You'd be surprised by the reviews.

Jeez.

What in the world?

I thought I'd try to light up the dry firewood,

but my hunch was right.

What is it?

Strawberries are your favorite.

I had too much to drink today.

I was neck-deep in complaints today.

Maybe I should just quit

and forget my pension.

Jeez.

I thought the strawberries were for me.

You're right.

Why haven't you had any?

Aren't you going to apologize?

For what?

You accused me of having anorgasmia.

But it's true. I'm not the one to blame for this.

It could be you who just can't have orgasms.

Gosh, these strawberries are sweet.

Sleep off your hangover at your own place!

He's always like this.

UPTOWN FITNESS PERSONAL TRAINING, PILATES

Weekends are the best.

This should be my time slot.

Exactly. During the week,

all we see are worn-out paper pushers.

And I'm one of them.

Hey.

- Hyun-woo doesn't work out, does he? - What do you think?

He only does it in three positions.

That's his biggest issue.

Come on.

Are you two still on the outs?

Nothing has changed.

Jeez.

He came by with some strawberries

and called it an apology.

But you hate strawberries.

Tell me about it.

He still doesn't know that I don't like strawberries.

I've only been eating them because of him.

The guy's consistent. I'll give him that.

In the beginning, that's what I liked about him.

Do you have to keep seeing him?

I don't know.

I forgot how to break up with someone.

Mi-na, keep it down!

Are you doing it with the bar?

Haven't you heard of a "coregasm" before?

You're killing me.

These workouts involve squeezing your core muscles

and contracting your pelvis,

which can lead to orgasms, okay?

Orgasms?

They're not easy to achieve.

LOCKER ROOM

Don't let go.

- Holy cow. - Oh, my gosh.

What the heck am I watching?

This brings back memories.

What? You've done it at a gym before?

LOCKER ROOM

Gosh, I'm drained.

So that's what sex should be like.

Meanwhile, I'm being accused of having anorgasmia.

That can't be true, right?

Anorgasmia? Is this coming from Hyun-woo?

Seriously?

You never know.

As if that bastard knows any better.

I can't believe he accused you of that.

I've had it with him.

Let's make him eat his words.

- Come on. - Where are we going?

ROSE WOMEN'S CLINIC

YOUR LABIA MINORA ARE BEAUTIFUL

LABIA MINORA SURGERY? WE DO NOT RECOMMEND IT

I wouldn't mind a cute nickname for our nether regions.

Like how you say "wand" for men.

I guess there's "flower" for women.

That's just weird.

Let's come up with one.

Soft jelly.

What do you think?

That's cute. Call it whatever you want.

Ms. Son Hee-jae, the doctor will see you now.

Okay.

Come on, gummy bear.

LETTER OF APPOINTMENT LEE MI-YOUNG

SPECIALIST LICENSE LEE MI-YOUNG

DIRECTOR LEE MI-YOUNG

You can get dressed now.

- How is she? - What do you mean?

Ms. Son, please take a seat.

I don't have anorgasmia, do I?

You have a healthy libido, right?

- Yes. - Have you been eating well?

- Totally. - Do you sleep well?

All I need is a pillow.

Women sometimes develop anorgasmia due to psychological reasons,

or they may have a hard time being stimulated

because their labia majora obscures the clitoris.

But neither case applies to you.

You don't have anorgasmia.

I'm relieved.

Good for you.

What a relief.

There are many women

who can't have orgasms through intercourse alone.

Men still believe that women can have orgasms

through basic penetration,

but that's not the case.

In what other ways can you have orgasms, then?

Hey.

That's why you must target the clitoris.

Penetration isn't the guy's only job.

There are other places to explore.

Look who's playing doctor?

When you kids were studying sperm and eggs,

she educated herself in oral sex.

Why would you say that, Mi-young?

Stop making me look cool.

Anyway, Hee-jae, it seems like you don't know how it's done.

In order to have multiple orgasms,

you need the right balance of external and internal stimulation.

But how?

The clitoris that is visible to us is only the tip of the iceberg.

Around 8,000 nerve endings are located inside the body...

Hold on.

Why am I telling you this when I should be seeing patients?

Women over 30 should know this already!

Have a good day.

Masturbation is the way to go.

Mi-na! Don't you dare forget about Dad's birthday next week!

All right. Got it.

A lady should take care of her own business.

That's what it means to be a grown-up.

First order of business. You're getting a vibrator.

You only bought useless things last time.

- Should I recommend a brand? - Save it.

That Mr. Big of yours has been working overtime.

Replace him already.

I'd have to be crazy to get rid of my boo.

Mr. Big never disappoints me.

Seriously?

Yes, seriously.

I'll put together a list of toys suitable for beginners.

- You can drop me off there. - Sure.

- See you. - Don't forget today's task.

Okay.

- Thanks for the lift. - See you.

What just happened?

Damn it.

I didn't know it was possible to smash a side-view mirror like this.

Are you blind or something?

Hey.

Yes, I'm on my way.

There's been an accident. Nothing big.

Absolutely. I'll be there on time.

I'm afraid there's somewhere urgent I need to be.

Mind if I take off?

You want to leave the scene?

Jeez.

Here's my number. Call me.

CHA WOO-JAE

CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECK CHA WOO-JAE

Talk to my insurance company!

Hey, wait...

You crazy bastard!

Has he lost his damn mind?

Jeez.

Is this it?

I LOOK FORWARD TO THE REVIEW

Can I help you find something?

- Oh, hello. - Welcome.

Do you carry these?

Of course, we do.

Don't you know where you are?

Love.

Peace.

Sex.

We have everything.

- Georgina. - Yes?

Can you get me the Satisfier Pro 2 and the Every Girl?

Yes, ma'am.

- Are you a novice user? - Yes.

Watch and observe.

Toys can be split into three categories.

First, we have dildos. Pretty, aren't they?

Vibrators are designed to stimulate the clitoris.

And then we have something that combines both worlds.

May I?

Powerful, isn't it?

Yes.

In addition to what you're looking for,

there are also sweet toys like this that are good for beginners.

It's adorable!

It's one of our latest products.

Press the button.

Don't judge it by its size.

Then what about this one?

Wow, you have an eye for these things.

It's our best-seller.

The passion you display

is enough to warrant a visit from The Big O.

Right?

I don't need the packaging. I'll put everything in my purse.

What if you want an exchange or refund?

It'll be fine.

You can vouch for its performance, right?

Don't you worry. Not everyone has used these,

but anyone who has comes back for more.

Aren't you a sweetheart?

Hi, there.

Gosh, you know how to shake?

Are you happy to see me?

Thank you.

- My gosh! - My apologies.

No, I'm the one who's sorry.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Wait.

I...

Well...

You called it a healthy pastime.

I didn't say a word.

Right, of course. You didn't.

Did you know

that sex contributes to longevity?

That's right.

I see.

Live long, then.

Right.

Have a good night.

Do you live around here?

- Yes. - Really? Since when?

I recently moved here.

Have you been to the tent bar at the intersection?

- It's run by an old lady. - No.

Tables are set outside in the winter and create a killer vibe.

- The sea snail soup and... - Excuse me.

Are you asking me out for drinks?

What?

No, I'm just saying.

I only drink with people I'm comfortable with.

I see.

Right. I'll get going, then.

Wait.

I hope

you have a very good night.

Seriously? What a jerk.

Whatever.

So this is my target.

Gosh. Head rush.

Okay.

CLITORAL SUCKER, MULTIFUNCTIONAL, BASIC Eenie, meenie, minie, moe.

BASIC

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You called it a healthy pastime.

So...

That's a pastime, all right.

Are they ready?

We'll begin, then.

When you want to masturbate.

When the guy couldn't satisfy you.

When you need a good night's sleep.

Nothing melts away stress like masturbation.

You do it for pleasure, not because you need to.

When movies or books turn you on.

When there's no one you want to have sex with.

It's still just as good.

What's your go-to visual aid?

I like to use my imagination.

Most adult movies are filmed from a guy's perspective,

so it's not that fun.

We'd appreciate you sharing some of the goodies you know.

I recommend a collaboration of photos, videos, and novels.

Nothing beats your imagination.

The sex can be customized any way I want.

HOW DO YOU MASTURBATE SAFELY?

Share some pointers, please.

Forget everything else.

Get yourself a toy.

It's capitalism at its best.

Keep your toys clean.

If a vibrator isn't for you,

I recommend finger condoms.

Always start by caressing your breasts.

Use oil or lotion when stimulating your clitoris.

Up and down, left and right.

Open your legs wide and touch yourself gently.

Do it with pride, not guilt.

Praise yourself afterward.

To all of our female listeners who are tuned in,

if you haven't masturbated yet,

HASN'T MASTURBATED YET get on it right now.

Why should I feel guilty about touching my own body?

Don't feel guilty and touch yourself!

This segment was to help us awaken our confined senses.

Hit the Spot.

EPILOGUE

So that's how it's done.