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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:30,270 -Tax office, Eva Grabowski speaking. -Hello, I have a question. 2 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:34,566 Can I deduct my birthday party from my tax bill? 3 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:38,361 -No, sorry. -You can ask my colleagues about it. 4 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:42,373 It was a birthday party but only my colleagues were there. 5 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,251 And we only talked about work matters. 6 00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:49,129 -Surely I can deduct the drinks? -No, you can't. 7 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:50,789 -The snacks? -No. 8 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,416 -Decorations? -No. 9 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,881 -Not even the cake? -Not that either. 10 00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:58,551 -The chocolate fountain? -Do you use it privately? 11 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,760 -Yes. -Then no. 12 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,554 Thanks for nothing. 13 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,974 -Don't mention it. -Yeah. Bye. 14 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:07,314 Eva. Eva. Eva! 15 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,694 Well, Eva? 16 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:18,447 Boss. 17 00:01:19,121 --> 00:01:21,328 Come up with a new tactic, have you? 18 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:27,498 Think I don't know what you're signalling with this hairdo? 19 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,254 I am by no means unaware 20 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,963 that that unfortunate "50 Grades of Shade" story 21 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:38,258 has triggered something in women, awakening fantasies 22 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,256 that take a hold of them. 23 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:44,268 The powerful, aloof boss. The timid, little employee. 24 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:48,432 - I honestly don't know... -You think I don't get it? 25 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:51,480 Single, divorced, late 30s. 26 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,822 But, Eva, this is a workplace. 27 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,481 Not Tinder. 28 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:01,493 MARLENE: DISNEYLAND AT 17:00 29 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,028 Sorry. 30 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,119 "Love you." 31 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,543 Thanks for the feedback. 32 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,002 Yes, yes. 33 00:02:14,509 --> 00:02:17,001 I've got my eye on you, Eva. 34 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,437 -I thought you'd finally quit. -And I have. 35 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,056 Good. 36 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,276 -It's awful about the dog. -Nothing to be done? 37 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,277 You having a mid-life crisis or something? 38 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:24,117 I thought it made me look younger. 39 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:33,911 Into battle! 40 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:41,252 ...for the sensational price of just 9.99 euros each. 41 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:46,974 -Sailor Moon! -Sailor Mars! 42 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,560 We won't buy this. It doesn't shoot straight. 43 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,227 Mm, hot shit! 44 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,609 -Not interested. -Not interested? 45 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:47,781 I don't need a man, I need a present for my kid since I can't get a dog... 46 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:52,076 -How may I help you? -It has to be as cool as a dog. 47 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,621 But more educational than a rifle. 48 00:04:55,670 --> 00:05:00,289 Give me a minute. There is one thing that's really popular right now. 49 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,836 Watch this. 50 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,671 Oh! Sorry. 51 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,634 Volker to till seven, please. Volker, please. 52 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,766 -A real bargain! -I Know. 53 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,980 But it'd be great fun for Daddy. 54 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:21,477 Daddy's had enough fun. He can buy his own presents. 55 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:23,399 After eleven years of marriage 56 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,440 Daddy took a spiritual break, to fuck a 15-year-old. 57 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,906 She wasn't 15, she was 25. And that was three years ago. 58 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,029 -Oh, good. -Oh, good? 59 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,538 Eva! 60 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,579 Know what Steffen and his chick are getting her? 61 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,795 -It's not a competition. -Of course it is! 62 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:43,086 -Yeah, it usually is. Well... -Right! 63 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,335 I'll leave you to it, yeah? 64 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:47,757 Great. 65 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:51,974 Why are you glued to your phone like a teenager today? 66 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,096 -Yes? -Something crazy happened. 67 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:01,021 -What? -Fuck! No, I can't handle that. 68 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:06,108 Hey! 69 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:08,945 It's Marlene! 70 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,827 -Hi, Marlene! -Hello, Olivia! 71 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,705 -Hello! That suits you. -Hey, babe! 72 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:18,246 -What have you done with Andy? -Oh, I'm alone here. 73 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,665 I was going to... I wanted to... 74 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,455 I love toys! 75 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:27,836 -How about you? -Bella said I could choose a present. 76 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:32,632 It's only a few days till her birthday. I want to get something she wants. 77 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,475 Oh, my God! How amazing! 78 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,439 -Daddy, you know what this is. -Yeah, that's... 79 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,603 -We saw it on YouTube. -Yeah, crazy. 80 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,272 Then let's go! 81 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,400 But it's crazy expensive. 82 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:50,740 Yeah, but turning ten is a crazy big deal. 83 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,235 Oh, thank you! 84 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,784 Are you all right? 85 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:00,909 -No. Go away. -Are you ill? 86 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,545 -Can I help you? -Come here. 87 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,970 What on earth are you doing? 88 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,301 Surprise! 89 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,387 -Mum? -Oh, my God! 90 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,552 Eva, you're here too! 91 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:24,191 What have you done to your hair? 92 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,815 Shoot me, please. 93 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:34,155 HUNTING SEASON 94 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,949 BUILDING MANAGEMENT NO PARCEL COLLECTION! 95 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:43,373 -Is this about the dog again? -If I promise to train it not to bark? 96 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:48,466 Even if you teach it to shower and brush its teeth, dogs aren't allowed here. 97 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,427 -Unless you're disabled. -I... 98 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,262 ...need proof! 99 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,557 What if the dog is disabled? 100 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:17,073 Dear Mum, Please come to my party on Sunday. 101 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,038 I want us all to celebrate my birthday together. 102 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,451 -RSVP... -"RSVP to Bella@blah-blah..." 103 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,577 What's that? 104 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:30,424 It's an invitation for me to my daughter's birthday party. 105 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,463 Doesn't compute, does it? 106 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:39,342 That's pretty funny. 107 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,598 What are you doing? "Paper only! 108 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,225 No plastic!” 109 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,771 -My goodness! Are you blind? -Yes! 110 00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,900 Can I get a bloody dog now? 111 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,322 I adore your Bella skincare products. 112 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,743 -They really nourish my skin. -I'm so glad. 113 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,912 And they contain no parabens whatsoever. 114 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,131 -Hello. -Hi, sweetie. 115 00:09:53,885 --> 00:09:56,877 -I'm a fan of your... -Can't you ever be on time? 116 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:59,797 -I'll buy the whole range. -Thank you. 117 00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:06,095 -What is this? It's parents' evening. -Not now, please. 118 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,723 -Can we start? -Yes. Sorry. Hello. 119 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,145 I'd like to say one thing first. 120 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:15,654 We're delighted to have Olivia with us in our class. 121 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,239 She's a real asset to the class. 122 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:21,071 -You could have warned me. -For fuck's sake! 123 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:23,616 But we have noticed that 124 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,703 she sometimes has trouble concentrating. 125 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:30,456 -Is she like that at home? -What's this? 126 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,293 -Not really. -What do you say, Eva? 127 00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:36,668 Hm? What do I say? Uh... Where were we again? 128 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,841 I was asking whether you have noticed 129 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:42,722 that Olivia doesn't concentrate on homework. 130 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:46,970 It's not her favourite pastime. But that's normal, right? 131 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:51,189 It works pretty well for us. First maths, then snacks. Right, Olivia? 132 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:54,772 That's a great habit, bribing a child with sweets! 133 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:58,905 Eh? You're the one who always says, "No fractions, no cookies." 134 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:03,778 -She gets dried fruits and nuts from us. -Yummy dried fruits! 135 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:06,450 Let's listen to what Susanne has to say. 136 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,699 -Who the hell's Susanne? -Me. 137 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,248 Yes, I know that. 138 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,544 -Sorry, Susanne. -Fine. 139 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:23,763 As I was saying, Olivia is wonderful... 140 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,134 Mum, honestly! 141 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:37,024 A situation like yours is never easy. For everyone involved. 142 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:41,733 -That's why we should... -Livi wants us to celebrate together. 143 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,700 We have more space. 144 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:46,991 -And Bella's better at that stuff. -What? 145 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:05,802 Right! 146 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,391 I'm all ears. 147 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,308 But I have green tea in there. 148 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,235 So, what I actually wanted to say. 149 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,396 It is important for Olivia right now... 150 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:26,993 that she sees the adults around her being calm, level-headed and... 151 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,001 Great. That's what we'll do. 152 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,379 It was nice, what Susanne said. 153 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,046 -Yes? -Yes. 154 00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:50,095 -Should we walk? -Yes, we can walk. 155 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,136 Hey, Olivia, wait a minute. 156 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:56,648 What about our traditional mum-daughter movie and snuggle night? 157 00:12:56,818 --> 00:13:02,063 Mum, listen! I want one proper birthday with one proper family. 158 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,816 So, will you come? 159 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,326 Of course. You're my baby girl. 160 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,029 -Come on then. -Yeah. 161 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,078 Fridi! 162 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,038 -Hey! 163 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,953 Oh, Lali! Hello, girl! 164 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:22,173 Hey, did you get one of those nice birthday invitations too? 165 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,632 Hey, I'll be there. I'll put out any fires. 166 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,967 -It wasn't me. -Of course not. 167 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,883 Mum, look what good friends we are! 168 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,557 We talked about this. I'm not allowed to have a dog. 169 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:39,775 If your mum can't have one, maybe we could get one instead. Right? 170 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,026 What? 171 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,988 Maybe I will get a dog after all, then! 172 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,823 We'll talk about it. 173 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:50,535 -Frida and her parents, please. -Oh, that's us. 174 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:53,163 -Bye. -I'm looking forward to tomorrow, babe. 175 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,827 -Bye. -Bye. 176 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,620 -Bye. -Bye. 177 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,535 -Ciao. -Bye, Andy. 178 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,709 Have a good week with Daddy. Come here. 179 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,758 -Be good. -Come on, let's go. 180 00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:06,918 Yes. 181 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,580 -What was that just now? -What? 182 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,879 "I'm looking forward to tomorrow, babe." 183 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:32,588 I think it's time you started getting used to her. 184 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,299 She's not going anywhere. 185 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,393 And she's really nice when you get to know her. 186 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:43,391 What... What's that supposed to mean? You having a barbecue together? 187 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,975 -Worse. -Huh? 188 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,730 -We go to yoga together. -Yoga? 189 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,780 Marlene, we promised we'd never turn into yoga types. 190 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,994 I know, but it really does me good. 191 00:15:57,248 --> 00:16:00,661 -What do you want from me? -For you to be my best friend. 192 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,167 -And hate Bella like I do. -Okay! 193 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,287 As your best friend, I'll tell you 194 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,753 it's shitty for your kid that you don't allow room for Bella. 195 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,172 Olivia is trapped between you both. 196 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:17,554 Hello? Bella has a villa with a sauna, home cinema and a trampoline! 197 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:20,469 If she gets a dog too, my kid won't know who I am. 198 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:24,059 -She should allow space for me. -Don't you see how great it is? 199 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:27,351 She really loves your kid and makes an effort. 200 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,939 Listen. I'm going for coffee with Bella. 201 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,362 -How nice! -Yes. And you're coming too. 202 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,656 -What? No. -You are. 203 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,740 -No. -Yes, you are. 204 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,748 No! 205 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,618 Do it for your daughter! 206 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,802 Hey, babes. Do something good for your skin. 207 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,683 Your skin is the reflection of your soul. 208 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,975 -Use the... -"Use the Bella Beauté discount." 209 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,929 -Hello! -Hey, I won't make it after all. 210 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:46,851 I suddenly got toothache this morning and I'm stuck at the dentist's. 211 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,140 Oh, I'm sorry. How did that happen? 212 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,894 I've felt a tug at the back for a while. 213 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,564 Then I ate a stupid peanut bar yesterday and: crack! 214 00:17:55,741 --> 00:18:00,030 I hope I don't need a root canal. That'll be so expensive... 215 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,742 Okay. When do you think you'll be done at the dentist's? 216 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,125 Now? 217 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,552 Relax, it's not a date. 218 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,214 Go say, "Hi, how are you?" and I'll get us coffee. 219 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,761 -The usual? -Yes, please. 220 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:30,186 -Hi, how are you? -Uh, fine. 221 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,652 -It's nice we're meeting up. -Super nice, yeah. 222 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,529 Nice... jumper. 223 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,569 Thanks. 224 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:43,036 Your shoelace is undone. 225 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,034 Everything's fine. 226 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,914 Everything's fine. 227 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,253 Okay. All right. 228 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,672 -Can I help? -I can manage! 229 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,096 -Could you maybe... -Sure. 230 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,145 Wait a minute. 231 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,152 Okay, okay. All right. There you go! 232 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:42,254 It's certainly good for us to get to know each other better. 233 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,674 -For Livi in particular. -She's Olivia to you. 234 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:48,302 -Olivia, of course. -Sorry. 235 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,479 -That's Marlene's. -I know. He's texted you! 236 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,111 "Looking forward to the hunt. Hope to bag a bunny." 237 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:02,323 Heart-eyes smiley, trumpet, bird emoji. 238 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,783 "Hugs, Peter." 239 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,994 -I think you're the bunny. -Peter? 240 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,990 Yes. 241 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,538 -I've fallen for someone. -What? Who? 242 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,669 Peter from the conference in Helsinki. 243 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,960 -You went to Helsinki? -I told you that, Eva! 244 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:21,334 You're having an affair in Finland? 245 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:24,049 No! You have to start listening to me! 246 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:28,383 A conference two months ago? Really handsome man? 247 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,599 I don't know, but we keep writing to each other. 248 00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:36,353 Last I heard, you and Andy were planning a second child. 249 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:41,946 Yes, Eva, we even have a sex calendar. As erotic as a trip to the job centre. 250 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:46,193 "I'll just check. Sorry, we have no appointments for intercourse. 251 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,491 Come back when you ovulate." 252 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,286 -Why didn't I know? -You're busy with your own stuff. 253 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,294 And I was hoping it would just stop by itself. 254 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,505 By continuing to write to him? You have to stop. 255 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,717 Too late for that. The lying has begun. She has to... 256 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,845 Churn butter? 257 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,511 -Huh? -Sexual intercourse? 258 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:14,182 That... is your idea of sex? Uh-oh! 259 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,228 I haven't had any complaints so far. 260 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,817 Hello? 261 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:25,110 -Uh, sorry. So you and he have sex... -No! That's the problem. 262 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,655 -What? -That's why the situation is so charged. 263 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:33,328 Checking whether he's written at night. Answering from the bathroom. 264 00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:37,327 Sending each other suggestive videos, photos and jokes. 265 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:40,046 That's why she just has to... 266 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:44,342 -Eh? -She has to fuck him out of her head. 267 00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:47,212 -She should cheat on her husband? -Oh, Eva!I 268 00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:49,255 Remember Henrik from college? 269 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:52,054 -Yes, thanks. -You were obsessed. 270 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,179 When you finally got him in the sack, the fire went out. 271 00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:59,770 He had so much foreskin. You could do this... 272 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,321 If I'm lucky, Peter will have that too. 273 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,315 -Uh-uh. -Genital warts. 274 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:10,614 Undescended testicles, a third nipple. 275 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,532 Then I'll get over him. 276 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:15,782 You don't believe you can fuck him out of your head? 277 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,951 I do. And it's happening tomorrow. 278 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:21,045 -You're going to Finland for a fuck? -No. 279 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:25,300 -Peter is on the Baltic Coast. -We're going there for a spa weekend. 280 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,295 And we'll meet Peter at the hunt. 281 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:33,179 So you've planned it all out, the two of you? 282 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,020 I'll come along. 283 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,233 I'll drive you there. I'll pick you up. 284 00:22:45,114 --> 00:22:48,357 -You don't like the idea? -No, it's good. It's... 285 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:52,072 -Huh? That's amazing. -Yes, sure. Sure. 286 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,256 I'm packing my bag with my Bella skincare, 287 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,057 my fruit acid scrub, 288 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:18,470 and what I cannot do without: my magic cream. 289 00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:29,488 Why are you doing this to me? 290 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,654 -It's really shitty timing. -I Know. 291 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:36,366 But I can't plan my whole life around my ovulation. 292 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:41,535 And especially, my Bella cup, for my happy days. 293 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,750 - Don't need any more than that... -Bella? Sorry. 294 00:23:45,007 --> 00:23:48,921 -You interrupted my story, dude. -I don't like you calling me that. 295 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:50,964 He doesn't like it. 296 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:54,054 -But a girls' weekend... -Leave it, Andy. 297 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,510 Sure. 298 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,137 You don't know what you're getting into. 299 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,305 Yeah, Eva is really... 300 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:06,267 unbalanced. 301 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,292 I just want things to be more relaxed with Eva. 302 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,669 -And anyway... -Better safe than sorry. 303 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,548 ...I'm prepared for anything. 304 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,299 Don't try me, bitch. 305 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,511 Attention, please. 306 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:43,929 -Hello! -Girls' trip. 307 00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,690 I'm driving. 308 00:24:48,237 --> 00:24:51,480 Is "hunting" code for something or other? 309 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:54,365 -No. Why? -What kind of person hunts? 310 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,367 Me. Since I was nine. 311 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:03,617 What if Peter is a sex maniac or pervert who shoves something up your bum? 312 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:05,501 You're so negative. 313 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,795 I beg your pardon? 314 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,712 I hope he really does come. 315 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:16,429 What did you arrange with your maniac? 316 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,714 That we'd text when I arrive. 317 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,558 CAN'T WAIT 318 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,896 -Show me. -Why did he send you an aubergine? 319 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,645 -Think about it. -He likes moussaka? 320 00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:36,157 It's referring to a body part. Knick knack paddy whack. 321 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:41,908 Let's hope it's just the size of an aubergine, not the colour. 322 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:46,751 -Relax, Eva. - don't approve of senseless affairs. 323 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,584 But it's okay when men screw around all over the place? 324 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,125 Us women should be allowed to have a turn. 325 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:55,885 So this is an act of emancipation? 326 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,637 -For sure! -Exactly. 327 00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:03,809 Women should support one another, even when we cross boundaries. 328 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,851 So Marlene is taking revenge for womankind? 329 00:26:07,024 --> 00:26:10,187 God, you're so annoying. Stop exaggerating! 330 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,852 -I'm not exaggerating... -Watch out! 331 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,816 Eva! 332 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:22,444 Oh, shit. 333 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,701 #Parked. 334 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,750 -What the hell? -I wasn't expecting you to park. 335 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,213 -In a car park? -The two of us are going inside, okay? 336 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:39,713 Do I have to entertain the kids as a splatter clown? 337 00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:42,681 -It's not so bad. -My costume is ruined. 338 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,972 Maybe I can lend you something. 339 00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,684 Thanks. 340 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,360 This has to be... 341 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:02,694 the most hilarious outfit I've ever worn. 342 00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:05,116 -Thanks. -You wear this stuff? 343 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,790 Yes. 344 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:12,378 I have to go. 345 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:17,045 Hey, you clown! How will I get my stuff back? 346 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:18,755 You won't. 347 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:25,175 Okay, let's swap numbers SO we can sort out the insurance. 348 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:32,898 Wow, the tax office! 349 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:35,893 Oh, wow, heart surgeon! 350 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,563 Oh, no. "Kiki, the cheeky clown." 351 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:41,114 Kekí. 352 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:02,427 -Cinderella Rockefella? -What? 353 00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:06,307 -With or without a kick? -With a Kick, of course. Here. 354 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,050 Drink this. 355 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:11,854 Had a look around? Amazing, isn't it? 356 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,890 -Eva? 357 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:15,808 -Eva? -Yes, it's amazing. 358 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:19,900 -I'm just saving the clown's number. -Okay, okay, okay. 359 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:25,363 "Breakfast, 89 euros, cheese platter, 95, fruit salad, 59." 360 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,369 The most expensive fling ever. 361 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:31,241 -Take whatever you like. I'm paying. -No way. 362 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,500 It was my idea after all. 363 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:38,247 -Okay? -Okay. 364 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:43,169 -Thank you, Bella. -That's fine. 365 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,721 What do we do until the aubergine arrives tomorrow? 366 00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,385 Hang out. 367 00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:59,564 Hold it. 368 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:09,278 Put your arms down. 369 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:11,530 Bring the cloth to the front. 370 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:15,326 Grab up high, pull yourself up. 371 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:24,509 Your arms go through to the front. Your heels go down. 372 00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,381 Hold it. 373 00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,639 And we stretch. 374 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:40,143 And come down. 375 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,877 And breathe. 376 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,353 And... namaste. 377 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:27,068 Oops. 378 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:52,131 Hello, everyone! 379 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:55,927 Welcome to Maison Blanche. My name is Gero. 380 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,721 I've brought a detox blend for us to enjoy. 381 00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:03,359 It has bergamot in it. There are hints of eucalyptus. 382 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:06,441 There are hints of lily of the valley. 383 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:08,902 It's a really lovely blend. 384 00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,947 It draws out toxins, it purifies. 385 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:15,037 It removes all the negativity from the body. 386 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:27,083 -Would you rather go in the pool? -I love saunas. 387 00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:29,301 -No, you don't. -Yes, I do. 388 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,342 I now know it's the perfect thing for me. 389 00:31:35,394 --> 00:31:37,385 And breathe. Very good. 390 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:48,570 This is going to be wonderful. 391 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:01,868 And... breathe in deeply. 392 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,457 Just like that. 393 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,642 -Listen, Bella, about the dog... -Shh. 394 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:22,354 You can't just tell me to shush. 395 00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:27,360 Right now, it's about Marlene's needs, not yours. 396 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:34,609 We can sense all the negativity evaporating. 397 00:32:39,124 --> 00:32:40,740 I need fresh air. 398 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:48,918 I didn't mean to. 399 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:52,050 But it's antisocial to leave in the middle. 400 00:32:53,263 --> 00:32:55,379 That's not something I'm used to. 401 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,384 And we stay positive. 402 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:03,725 We breathe, we detox. You're doing great. 403 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:24,625 -Are you in or out? -I'm in. 404 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:27,752 -Okay. -The main thing is, you relax. 405 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,305 -Sorry... -He sent a baguette and two cherries. 406 00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:48,853 -Marlene, listen to me. -Yeah. 407 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,938 I know you and Andy well. 408 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,813 This whole thing with... is bullshit. 409 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:57,241 You're putting 20 happy years at stake. 410 00:33:57,494 --> 00:34:00,202 Yes, Eva, 20 years. I was 19 years old. 411 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,409 I met Andy at driving school. 412 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:05,995 I don't know what it's like to sleep with anyone else. 413 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:09,211 -It's usually pretty awful. -Champers! 414 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:13,457 -We're talking. -You shouldn't discuss problems sober. 415 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:17,882 -And it's pretty early. -Eva, you sound like an old woman. 416 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:21,716 -Sorry. -It's a problem within your marriage. 417 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:25,140 It can't be solved externally. Certainly not with pointless sex. 418 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:29,641 -Pointless sex, I love it! -We're having a serious conversation. 419 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,268 Fine, I won't say anything. 420 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:37,649 There's no point without bubbles. Like a sandpit without sand. 421 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,573 Well, you'd know. It's not so long ago you played in one. 422 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:44,079 Sorry, what were you saying? 423 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:47,916 It's unfair. If you want to sleep with other men, okay. 424 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,124 But then speak to Andy. He doesn't deserve this. 425 00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:55,295 Eva, if you only came here to ruin this for me, then you can leave. 426 00:34:55,468 --> 00:34:58,551 I don't want to hear your negative crap. Right! 427 00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:01,096 Come here. 428 00:35:06,313 --> 00:35:08,304 -Aha! Higher up? -Yes. Oh, yes. 429 00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:11,023 Oh, that's amazing. Oh, God, yeah. 430 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,605 I did a seminar. 431 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:18,196 Anyone who has really known Marlene for a good long time 432 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:22,451 knows that what she really likes is a foot massage. 433 00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:27,698 Everything's fine. It's okay. 434 00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:30,284 Okay. 435 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,002 I used to be a lifeguard. 436 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:35,255 -Oh, Eva!I -Outrageous! 437 00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,041 Everything okay? 438 00:35:38,678 --> 00:35:41,340 -"Champagne.” -Hitler moustache. 439 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,010 "Wild Bush." Oof! 440 00:35:45,185 --> 00:35:47,847 "Butterfly in Paradise." A man thought of that. 441 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:52,223 Waxing is about self-love. That's so important for us women. 442 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:57,941 You have to choose. You can't have both pubic styling and feminism. 443 00:35:58,198 --> 00:36:00,565 It's modern feminism. Anything goes. 444 00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:07,572 How do you know if your aubergine likes smooth mangoes or hairy coconuts? 445 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:12,202 It's not about the male gaze but about what makes Marlene feel good. 446 00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:16,960 That's right. And no one's forcing you. Choose one or leave it be. 447 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:20,296 Though it's pointless if No one ever sees your punani. 448 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:25,172 I thought it was about what makes me feel good, not the male gaze. 449 00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:27,265 Touché. 450 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:33,806 We got our ears pierced together so let's get our shagpiles shorn. 451 00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:38,063 I'm going to the loo first. 452 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:46,490 -Who's next? -I am blessed already. 453 00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:49,200 Mine are still too short. Go ahead. 454 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,703 Chop chop. 455 00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:03,465 Remove your underwear, please. 456 00:37:14,858 --> 00:37:16,519 Lie on your tummy. 457 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:48,718 I think someone got the wrong door. 458 00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:50,974 No, that's just my son, Kai. 459 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:55,012 -He's sick so I had to bring him along. -Can't he wait outside? 460 00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:59,483 No, I'd like to keep an eye on him. But don't worry. He won't look. 461 00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:02,023 -He's just playing. -He's looking. 462 00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:06,406 No, really. He only has eyes for his iPad. Right! 463 00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:08,570 Spread your buttocks apart. 464 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:11,160 I have to get right into the crack. 465 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,496 Further apart. That's right. 466 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:22,748 Your son is staring... Motherfucker! 467 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,381 Sorry. 468 00:38:28,681 --> 00:38:32,174 You wanted to speak to me about Olivia's birthday? 469 00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:35,719 Yes, but maybe not here and now... 470 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,935 Turn around. 471 00:38:45,782 --> 00:38:48,114 What the fuck? 472 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:53,575 Bella, could you please just... 473 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:54,822 leave? 474 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:59,247 You wanted to talk. And I think it's better to leave Marlene out of it. 475 00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:03,126 Okay, but please not here and now. 476 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,086 All right. 477 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,001 Have fun! 478 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:08,760 I have to get scissors. 479 00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,092 Or we'll still be here tomorrow. 480 00:39:22,902 --> 00:39:25,985 I see what you're doing, you little pervert. 481 00:39:35,874 --> 00:39:37,205 Next, please. 482 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,995 How does it look? 483 00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,669 Anything goes. Chop chop. 484 00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:51,508 Have fun! But watch out for peeping Tommy. 485 00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,978 Where's the one with all the hair? 486 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:07,315 My friend? She says she's finished. 487 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:09,479 Okay. To each her own. 488 00:40:09,657 --> 00:40:11,239 Chop chop, then. 489 00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:16,153 Remove your underwear and lie on your tummy. 490 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:21,450 All right, let's talk about this bloody dog then. 491 00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:22,868 Okay. 492 00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:29,625 I'll throw your iPad down the loo! 493 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,015 Ice! 494 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,179 -God! -You'll be fine. 495 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:43,729 -Make way! -Emergency! 496 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,235 -Oh, God, it's cold! -Breathe. 497 00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:56,444 -Breathe. Breathe. -Spread your buttocks. 498 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,320 Breathe. 499 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,537 Yes! 500 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,411 -Breathe. -Spread your buttocks. 501 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:07,708 -Breathe! -Spread your buttocks. 502 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:10,458 -Breathe! -Spread your buttocks! 503 00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:25,430 Ready? 504 00:41:25,608 --> 00:41:27,098 One moment. 505 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:32,820 Now. 506 00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,117 -Breathe. -Spread your buttocks. 507 00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:39,907 -Shit! -What? 508 00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:42,827 It looks like there was a fire back there. 509 00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:44,574 Oh, Eva. 510 00:41:45,461 --> 00:41:50,581 I'll give you some of my magic cream. It'll look great by the hunt tomorrow. 511 00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:54,300 -Magic cream? -With vitamin C for wound healing. 512 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:57,838 And perfect for lightening that dark circle. 513 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,592 So that it looks more appetizing round the back. 514 00:42:01,769 --> 00:42:04,761 So now anuses have to look appetizing? 515 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,263 For whom? 516 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:09,186 - Don't want to show my husband... -No details. 517 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:11,776 She's right. It gets darker with age. 518 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:13,987 What a load of crap! 519 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:19,906 -It's like the rings on old trees. -Keep your arse cream away from Olivia. 520 00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:21,653 All right. 521 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,908 -I'm not that old. -Yes, you are. 522 00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:31,831 -Your bumhole betrays your age. -Shut your face, tomato anus. 523 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,709 What a load of nonsense. 524 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,973 -It looks a lot better already. -Oh, good! 525 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,560 Like the rings on old trees! Total bullshit. 526 00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,242 Why don't you want another kid, babe? 527 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:08,158 I... I just don't want one. 528 00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:13,376 I don't want to go through that again. 529 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:17,717 Do you want one, you and Steffen? 530 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:23,719 Um... Can you give me another ice cube? 531 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:30,597 There you go. 532 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,110 Oh, God! 533 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:06,053 Eh? Where's the photo? 534 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:19,229 Hello? 535 00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:22,654 Hello? Now listen to me, Eva. 536 00:44:23,119 --> 00:44:25,656 Is that your anus? 537 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:28,996 -Damn it! No means no! -Yes, I know that. 538 00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:32,159 -Can't you get that into your head? -Sorry. 539 00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:39,007 What's wrong? 540 00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:41,755 Is everything okay? 541 00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:46,969 I just showed my boss my arsehole. 542 00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:51,721 -Why? -I was trying to film my age rings. 543 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:56,479 -Pity you didn't use Bella's arse cream. -Oh, God! 544 00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:02,568 So he saw your arsehole. So what? It could have been worse. 545 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:05,905 -How? -He could have seen Marlene's. 546 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:29,466 Why can't you two be nice to one another? 547 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:33,227 - I do try, but... -Please. Do it for me. 548 00:45:33,397 --> 00:45:35,104 And my baboon's bum. 549 00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,683 What does designer pussy say? 550 00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:41,528 If woolly mammoth can behave, so can I. 551 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,697 -Nice one! -Mm-hm. 552 00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:50,154 Sisters before misters? 553 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,374 -Sisters before misters. -Sisters before misters. 554 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:01,040 Right, shove all this up my bum. I want to party. 555 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:02,586 Booze! 556 00:46:07,515 --> 00:46:10,633 -Sorry. -Drink. Drink, drink, drink, drink. 557 00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:25,563 Housekeeping! 558 00:47:16,208 --> 00:47:17,698 Oh, God. 559 00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:35,433 I think I'm dying. 560 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,151 How much time do I have to get better? 561 00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:54,448 -Three and a half hours. -Fine. 562 00:47:55,581 --> 00:47:57,197 -I can do it. -You can do it. 563 00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:59,165 -Yeah. -I can do it. 564 00:48:01,003 --> 00:48:03,711 Then I can get this out of the way. 565 00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:09,217 -How much time again? -Now it's three hours and 29 minutes. 566 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:11,302 Yep, yep, that's fine. 567 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:13,967 This isn't working. 568 00:48:14,225 --> 00:48:16,967 We have to get your blood pumping again. 569 00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:24,765 Oh, yes. 570 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:28,395 Isn't it dangerous? 571 00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:30,984 No. Marlene has to do something fun. 572 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:39,622 Is that instructor gawping at me the whole time? 573 00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:43,038 From here it's hard to tell which of us he's gawping at. 574 00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:47,293 -He's gawping at me. -No, he's gawping at me. 575 00:48:48,759 --> 00:48:50,090 Hello! 576 00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:56,964 Hi. 577 00:48:57,768 --> 00:48:58,633 Hot. 578 00:49:11,907 --> 00:49:13,944 Don't pull the bar towards you! 579 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,738 Oh, God! 580 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:23,499 Stop! Stop! 581 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:25,914 Hey! 582 00:49:28,716 --> 00:49:30,753 Oh, God! I'm so sorry! 583 00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:46,598 If this takes much longer, we'll be late. 584 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:50,693 Careful! 585 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,147 Fuck! How could this even happen? 586 00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:58,197 -The instructor let go of you. -Someone distracted him. 587 00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,365 Oh, shit! Really, Eva? 588 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:02,830 -He was gawping at Bella. -He wasn't. 589 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,199 -He was. -My God, you two... 590 00:50:05,461 --> 00:50:08,419 -I'm here. -Me too. I'll stand by you, whatever. 591 00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:11,956 -Hello there. -At last. 592 00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:14,842 Maybe we only need one extra person here? 593 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,757 -We need none. -She doesn't mean that. Go. 594 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,427 I do mean it. Both of you, get out. 595 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:24,928 But I know she has a penicillin allergy and when her last tetanus jab was. 596 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:27,851 Eva, get out of here. Both of you. 597 00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:36,363 Help me, please. 598 00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:40,860 -He was gawping at me first. -That doesn't matter now. 599 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:45,160 The main thing is, he cures her so she can fuck Peter out of her head. 600 00:50:48,254 --> 00:50:51,087 I didn't start seeing Steffen when you were together. 601 00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:54,128 -We were taking a break. -Exactly. 602 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:57,214 Yes, and in a break you don't screw other people. 603 00:50:57,388 --> 00:51:01,677 -Huh? That's what a break is for. -What? Since when? 604 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:04,642 Oh, boy. 605 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:08,517 Someone should have told me that. 606 00:51:09,191 --> 00:51:10,932 Right. 607 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,186 In any case, I have... 608 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:17,696 I have just one thing to ask of you. 609 00:51:18,617 --> 00:51:20,824 Please don't get Olivia a dog. 610 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:26,747 Okay, if we are nicer to one another in future. 611 00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:30,542 I mean, for Marlene's sake. 612 00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:32,374 And Livi's. 613 00:51:32,631 --> 00:51:33,917 Olivia. 614 00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:37,258 -Okay. -Okay. 615 00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:47,263 Excuse me, doctor? 616 00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:55,143 Isn't it time you gave me my stuff back? 617 00:51:56,196 --> 00:52:00,406 -I'm feeling a little insecure. -Oh, yes? 618 00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:03,697 A massive arsehole called me from your number. 619 00:52:05,998 --> 00:52:07,580 -Oh, really? -Yes. 620 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,200 Yes, I always do it that way. 621 00:52:11,378 --> 00:52:13,836 I put all my cards on the table right away. 622 00:52:14,006 --> 00:52:16,088 Okay, now I know. 623 00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:18,750 But I won't put all my cards on the table, 624 00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:20,877 if I ever call you. 625 00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:22,545 No problem. 626 00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:49,155 I'm getting used to that sound. 627 00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,786 I'm ready. 628 00:52:54,922 --> 00:53:00,042 I just think these are signs. The cosmos is telling you not to do it. 629 00:53:00,219 --> 00:53:03,086 -Why else is everything going wrong? -Because of you. 630 00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:08,513 -Doing your best to ruin things for me. -Not at all! I'm just... 631 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:12,804 It's Bella, bitch. 632 00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:21,062 -I wouldn't drink that. -Bella! 633 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:23,030 Can't you butt out? 634 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,658 I'm here to offer you my support. 635 00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:28,820 Then do me a favour and behave for a few hours. 636 00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:33,332 No accidents, no embarrassing stunts, no comments, no arguments. 637 00:53:33,585 --> 00:53:36,373 -Okay? -Okay. I'll get a grip on myself. 638 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:40,256 -Eva... -In serenity lies strength. 639 00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:46,921 And? How does it taste? 640 00:53:47,683 --> 00:53:49,173 Like rosehip? 641 00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:51,847 With maybe a hint of... pussy? 642 00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:05,615 -What's that? -My Bella Cup. 643 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:09,740 A menstrual cup. 644 00:54:10,998 --> 00:54:13,035 Squeeze it together. 645 00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,333 Push it up. 646 00:54:15,502 --> 00:54:17,118 And... pop! 647 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:32,892 That's a delicious vintage. 648 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:34,723 1992. 649 00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:56,867 You two go ahead. I need a moment with my lady. 650 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,996 Where is he? I don't see him. 651 00:55:02,257 --> 00:55:05,340 He's probably busy burying a body. 652 00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:07,418 Sorry. 653 00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:13,974 -Hey, boy. -Don't pet him. 654 00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:18,267 Best not to touch him. Rocco, down. Hey! Get down. 655 00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:24,228 Sorry. This dog is deranged. Or just evil. I'm not quite sure. 656 00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:28,735 You're the hunting clown with his evil dog? 657 00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:31,234 -Are you stalking me? -What? No. 658 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:33,072 I'm here because... 659 00:55:33,914 --> 00:55:36,201 I'm accompanying my friend on the hunt. 660 00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:38,408 What about you? 661 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:41,247 Ede is my godfather. This all belongs to him. 662 00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:43,291 Including this... dog. 663 00:55:44,299 --> 00:55:46,666 -You have a hunting licence? -No. 664 00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:52,300 Shh, it's starting. 665 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:56,425 Welcome! 666 00:55:57,312 --> 00:56:00,976 We have four drivings before tea and two afterwards. 667 00:56:01,149 --> 00:56:05,518 You may shoot snipes, ducks, pheasants and pigeons. 668 00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:06,777 Yes, sir! 669 00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:10,819 No shots at an angle of less than 45 degrees. 670 00:56:10,993 --> 00:56:13,155 Shoot rabbits only in the open. 671 00:56:13,328 --> 00:56:15,865 -Happy hunting! -Happy hunting! 672 00:56:19,459 --> 00:56:21,450 Fancy loading my rifle? 673 00:56:23,714 --> 00:56:26,547 No, I... I'm staying with my friend. 674 00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,542 That's a shame. 675 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,710 Well, then... 676 00:56:36,143 --> 00:56:37,804 I love it. 677 00:56:40,856 --> 00:56:43,769 Oh, my God. That's him, that's him. 678 00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:46,149 All right. 679 00:56:49,406 --> 00:56:54,025 -He's better looking than I remember. -Doesn't mean he's not a maniac. 680 00:56:54,202 --> 00:56:57,411 Ask if you can be his loader, then you can load his gun. 681 00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,117 Loader? Loader. 682 00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:00,781 Let's go. 683 00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:11,717 Marlene, it's so nice to see you. 684 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:13,711 Peter, hey. 685 00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:19,008 Do you need a lady... a lover... I mean, a loader. A loader? 686 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,683 Peter, you have to take a look at my new toy. 687 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:26,690 Oh, Ede! Ivory inlaying. That's very tempting. 688 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:30,357 But ... I have a new toy of my own right here. 689 00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:34,949 -Sorry, that was supposed to be a joke. -Oh, right. 690 00:57:35,869 --> 00:57:38,361 I don't know why I said that. 691 00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:41,284 You'd rather take this woman with you? 692 00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:43,745 I would say so, yes. Yes. 693 00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:45,409 Shall we? 694 00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:51,006 Damn, he's hot. 695 00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:58,847 -I see how you are looking at me. -Uh... I beg your pardon? 696 00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:03,220 You can't play those games with me. I can see through women like you. 697 00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:07,185 -Okay. -I read your thoughts in your smile. 698 00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:09,604 You want to ambush me in my room. 699 00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:12,944 -All right, grandpa, that's enough. -Rocco! 700 00:58:16,952 --> 00:58:18,738 -Stop that. -Rocco. 701 00:58:19,955 --> 00:58:22,617 Just accept it. I am out of your reach. 702 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,496 Why is it always me? 703 00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,160 Don't be sad. 704 00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:30,329 You can load my rifle. 705 00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:48,314 It's incredible how much you do. Hunting, deep-sea diving, free climbing. 706 00:58:48,567 --> 00:58:49,978 Curling too? 707 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:53,394 What do your followers say about your hunting? 708 00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:55,563 I have a private life too. 709 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:04,455 -Let me try. Can't be so hard. -Not without a licence. 710 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:08,872 -Says who? -Weapons Law, Paragraph 13(2). 711 00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:12,789 -Anyway, you've been drinking. -Only a few sips. 712 00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:21,763 I have to go empty my cup. 713 00:59:21,933 --> 00:59:23,890 -Cheers. -Get it for me, darlin'? 714 00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:32,766 Not likely. 715 00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:44,528 Marlene... 716 00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,121 Since Helsinki... 717 00:59:51,379 --> 00:59:53,791 -Yes? -Since we met. I... 718 00:59:54,549 --> 00:59:56,665 I can't think of anything else. 719 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:09,645 -Eva. -Are you out of your mind? 720 01:00:09,898 --> 01:00:13,391 -Bang on target! I shot a rabbit! -What did you say? 721 01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:17,566 I wanted to get some pheasant but then this big fat bunny was there. 722 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,986 So I go: bang! And down it goes. 723 01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:28,622 -Don't be envious. It's not a contest. -You've got a problem. 724 01:00:29,376 --> 01:00:32,664 Not if you don't call me darlin', you stupid cow. 725 01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:36,046 Okay, now we have to find it. 726 01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:40,835 -I hope for your sake that it's dead. -Dead as a dormouse. Keeled right over. 727 01:00:44,099 --> 01:00:48,889 -Are you sure you hit something? -Oh, yes. It's over there somewhere. 728 01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:56,525 Ah, there he is. My furry fellow. 729 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:02,319 That's your bunny? 730 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:04,574 It was hopping like this, I swear. 731 01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:09,079 Are you stupid? Bunny, dog! Bunny, dog! Bunny, dog! Got it? 732 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:13,083 It's a gun dog. That's an of fence. 733 01:01:13,795 --> 01:01:17,914 But it's a bit funny because I thought, "Wow, what a huge rabbit!" 734 01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:22,384 Sorry, an inappropriate reaction. 735 01:01:23,597 --> 01:01:25,429 Fuck, that's Rocco! 736 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:29,801 -The clown said that dog's evil. -This will cost me my licence. 737 01:01:30,061 --> 01:01:32,894 Hey, let's just say that it was me. 738 01:01:33,148 --> 01:01:36,607 It was you! But it's my damn responsibility! 739 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:41,027 How could you shoot a dog? 740 01:01:41,990 --> 01:01:44,982 -But it's fine to shoot a rabbit? -Rocco! 741 01:01:46,244 --> 01:01:48,611 -Rocco! -Bella. 742 01:01:50,415 --> 01:01:53,407 Pull yourself together. We have to move the dog. 743 01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:01,461 -Faster. -I can't anymore. 744 01:02:08,767 --> 01:02:10,508 Shit! 745 01:02:10,769 --> 01:02:14,603 How about we leave the gun next to the dog and get out here? 746 01:02:14,773 --> 01:02:18,687 Yes! With its paw on the trigger so it looks like suicide. 747 01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:22,153 Sorry, Chief Inspector. I've never Killed anyone before. 748 01:02:22,322 --> 01:02:24,484 Just be quiet for a minute. 749 01:02:24,741 --> 01:02:25,902 Please. 750 01:02:26,409 --> 01:02:29,242 One, two... 751 01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:31,157 Three! 752 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:52,091 We have to slit it open, fill it with stones and sew it up. 753 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:54,180 What's wrong with you? 754 01:02:57,816 --> 01:03:00,649 -Rocco! -It's the maniac! 755 01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:07,481 Hey. 756 01:03:08,326 --> 01:03:09,487 Hi. 757 01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:12,369 Have you seen Rocco? 758 01:03:12,539 --> 01:03:14,200 Ede's dog. He's vanished. 759 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,036 Yes, that's normal. 760 01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:20,578 -What? -For a dog to run away sometimes. 761 01:03:20,755 --> 01:03:24,669 To seek freedom sow its wild oats, try something new. 762 01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:27,592 Just one guy gets boring after a while. 763 01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:30,838 Have you looked in the woods? Dogs love trees. 764 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,978 -Rocco! -Where? 765 01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:42,728 Oh, my God! 766 01:03:57,917 --> 01:03:58,952 Was it you? 767 01:04:00,670 --> 01:04:03,628 I thought it was a rabbit. 768 01:04:04,299 --> 01:04:06,961 Bunny, dog. Bunny, dog! 769 01:04:10,555 --> 01:04:13,343 That dog was evil, so who cares? 770 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:36,529 I'll try to persuade him not to press charges, but... 771 01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:39,953 -At the moment he's in shock. -Of course. 772 01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:43,581 I understand. 773 01:04:43,755 --> 01:04:45,371 I'm really sorry. 774 01:04:47,759 --> 01:04:49,341 Give me an hour. 775 01:05:01,439 --> 01:05:03,180 He was an arsehole! 776 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,849 But I loved him! 777 01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:23,079 - I still say he looked like a rabbit. -You just keep your mouth shut! 778 01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:25,961 -I want you both to pack up and get out. -But I... 779 01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:28,498 -So you can be alone to... -Exactly! 780 01:05:28,675 --> 01:05:31,007 All I want to do is bang this guy. 781 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:33,965 -But I... -No, this weekend is a nightmare. 782 01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:36,380 Just because you two hate each other. 783 01:05:36,558 --> 01:05:39,141 I don't think that Eva hates me. 784 01:05:40,228 --> 01:05:43,141 I think all of us should just stop talking. 785 01:06:02,041 --> 01:06:04,453 Maybe I should have a quick shower. 786 01:06:06,337 --> 01:06:09,625 Why do I only have these granny knickers with me? 787 01:06:10,550 --> 01:06:13,167 -I can lend you something pretty. -Bravo. 788 01:06:13,428 --> 01:06:15,795 -Share vaginal fungus too. -Enough! 789 01:06:16,931 --> 01:06:18,012 Piss off! 790 01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:26,893 Here. Everything will be fine. Enjoy it. 791 01:07:46,479 --> 01:07:48,766 -Sorry. -Don't stop. 792 01:07:54,487 --> 01:07:56,478 Peter, let me do it. 793 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:27,843 Stop! Woah. 794 01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:35,901 -Marlene, what you're doing is wrong. -Are you insane? Get out! 795 01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:40,151 Do you really think that if you jump on top 796 01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:44,367 of this admittedly very attractive man, that that... 797 01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:45,993 Take this. 798 01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:51,078 Much better. You think all your problems will vanish? 799 01:08:51,336 --> 01:08:52,701 Eva! Hello? 800 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:56,421 Is it really about this semi-stiff aubergine here 801 01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:59,049 or is it about feeling desired again? 802 01:08:59,218 --> 01:09:02,336 You're scared. Andy wants another kid, you don't. 803 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:06,181 That's what this is about. And instead of telling him... 804 01:09:06,434 --> 01:09:09,142 -This sounds complicated. -Wait a minute. 805 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:11,428 This is you saying that to me? 806 01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:14,564 You've refused to accept reality for three years. 807 01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:18,185 Yes, your ex is happy with another woman. 808 01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:20,604 That's life, yeah? That happens. 809 01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:24,741 Since then you haven't let any kind of root vegetable near you. 810 01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:27,201 Aubergines aren't root vegetables. 811 01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:32,867 Carrots, parsnips, asparagus, I could have banged any vegetable in the shop. 812 01:09:33,544 --> 01:09:35,034 -Well... -Shut it! 813 01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:39,631 -Sorry, I don't know why I said that. -Okay. Know what? I'm sick of it. 814 01:09:39,884 --> 01:09:43,093 Honestly, I've been holding your hand for 25 years, 815 01:09:43,262 --> 01:09:45,549 no matter how much chaos you cause. 816 01:09:45,723 --> 01:09:49,637 Whenever the shit hits the fan, I am always there for you. 817 01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:52,556 But the one time I need you, you can't do it. 818 01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:56,060 But I'm here! I'm here, aren't 1? 819 01:09:56,234 --> 01:10:00,023 Telling you the truth, even though you don't want to hear it. 820 01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:05,740 You're only here because you can't stand me having another friend apart from you. 821 01:10:05,910 --> 01:10:08,447 She's not just any friend! 822 01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:11,363 She's the woman who destroyed my life. 823 01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:15,834 You're the one destroying it. Don't you see? 824 01:10:16,003 --> 01:10:18,870 -Oh, so that's your view of things? -Yes. 825 01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:26,553 Good to know. Then it's no surprise your marriage is screwed up. 826 01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:30,887 If you can't even tell your best friend what you really think of her. 827 01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:36,104 Have fun fucking him out of your head. 828 01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:41,185 "Out of your head"? 829 01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:44,438 Drop the cushion. 830 01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:54,907 You okay? 831 01:10:55,793 --> 01:10:59,582 -What are you doing here? -I wanted to see how you're doing. 832 01:11:00,715 --> 01:11:02,956 It's not every day you kill someone. 833 01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:08,345 Today has not been my day. 834 01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:12,007 -Tomorrow will be better. -Why's that? 835 01:11:12,685 --> 01:11:14,551 Your daughter's birthday. 836 01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:21,983 -How do you know that? -Your friend booked my services. 837 01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:29,612 Yeah. Well, then I hope you all have fun. 838 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:32,118 I won't come to Bella's shitty villa 839 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:36,156 and watch her steal my kid's heart with a tiered cake and a clown. 840 01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:41,707 -It's not a competition. -If one more person says that to me... 841 01:11:42,965 --> 01:11:46,799 -She'll be happy whatever you get her. -Don't have kids, do you? 842 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:48,672 No. 843 01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:53,845 I don't feel like discussing parenting with a childless clown. 844 01:11:54,435 --> 01:11:58,645 Who are you? I don't even know you! You have nothing to say to me. 845 01:12:24,715 --> 01:12:27,002 NO FRACTIONS, NO COOKIES 846 01:14:03,648 --> 01:14:04,809 Shit! 847 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:09,271 -Hey, Andy! -Hey. 848 01:14:11,030 --> 01:14:13,772 -Are you crying? -What? I... No, I... 849 01:14:15,242 --> 01:14:17,779 We're watching a really sad film. 850 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:19,945 -"Suzy" and... "Bambi". -Listen... 851 01:14:20,498 --> 01:14:23,707 Can I speak to Marlene? I don't want to interrupt. 852 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:26,083 I just wanted to say good night. 853 01:14:29,090 --> 01:14:30,296 Hello? 854 01:14:30,758 --> 01:14:32,340 Are you still there? 855 01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:35,342 Eva? Is something wrong? 856 01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:39,969 -Marlene's been acting funny lately. -To be honest... 857 01:14:40,142 --> 01:14:42,224 -Yeah? 858 01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:47,017 We're devastated right now because Bambi's mother just got shot. 859 01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:52,061 Marlene's getting prosecco. And... I'll give her a big kiss from you, okay? 860 01:14:52,238 --> 01:14:53,820 -Hm, okay. -Bye. 861 01:14:53,990 --> 01:14:55,321 Ciao. 862 01:15:07,294 --> 01:15:08,500 Shit! 863 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:15,379 -Once and for all! -What? 864 01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:18,925 -Something caught fire again? -No. Yes. 865 01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:22,424 -It's not so bad though. -What about the dog? 866 01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:26,101 What about the dog? 867 01:15:26,689 --> 01:15:29,306 You gave up on that one quickly. 868 01:15:29,483 --> 01:15:32,271 Goodness me. She wants one so badly. 869 01:15:32,445 --> 01:15:36,029 And she doesn't have it easy. One week here, one week there. 870 01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:40,070 -And then a mother like you. -A mother like me? 871 01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:47,456 -Does that mean we can have a dog? - I didn't say that. 872 01:15:48,252 --> 01:15:51,210 Dogs aren't allowed here. Don't you understand? 873 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:54,463 If there were a crate of beer by your door every Friday. 874 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:57,300 -Punctually at 6 p.m. -No pets. None. 875 01:15:59,472 --> 01:16:02,009 -Would the beer be cold? -Yes! 876 01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:08,094 A rabbit. 877 01:16:09,315 --> 01:16:11,226 A rabbit would be okay. 878 01:17:12,795 --> 01:17:14,581 Hey, OW! 879 01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:17,501 Mum! 880 01:17:20,845 --> 01:17:22,836 Happy birthday! 881 01:17:23,889 --> 01:17:26,756 -I'm so glad you've come. -Of course I have. 882 01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:29,221 Mum, Bella's clown is so funny. 883 01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:31,762 Yes, Bella picks all the best things. 884 01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:37,809 Mum? 885 01:17:37,987 --> 01:17:41,651 Bella said that I'm going to get one more big surprise. 886 01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:44,236 I see. Yes, I have one for you too. 887 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:52,786 Your glass is empty. 888 01:18:13,981 --> 01:18:15,187 Here! 889 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:22,149 -I heard you three had fun? -Yes, that's one version of the story. 890 01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:25,111 Hm, I know two. In both, you shot a dog. 891 01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:26,857 Yes. 892 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:29,528 Can you pull yourself together today? 893 01:18:29,788 --> 01:18:31,404 -Please. -Yeah! 894 01:18:43,802 --> 01:18:46,840 I can barely look him in the eye. I feel awful. 895 01:18:47,097 --> 01:18:50,590 -You're taking it too seriously. -It was a mistake. 896 01:18:50,851 --> 01:18:53,889 -It was a shitty idea. -What was a shitty idea? 897 01:18:54,605 --> 01:18:57,973 That I didn't bother making any sugar-free muffins 898 01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:01,017 because Livi really wanted monster cupcakes. 899 01:19:03,781 --> 01:19:06,489 But they're... yu... yummy. 900 01:19:06,867 --> 01:19:08,778 A little too sweet maybe. 901 01:19:09,036 --> 01:19:12,199 Otherwise, they're very yummy. But too sweet. 902 01:19:18,796 --> 01:19:21,037 Hey, are you... 903 01:19:21,715 --> 01:19:25,424 -Are you all right? Is everything okay? -No. 904 01:19:25,678 --> 01:19:28,545 -No, nothing is okay, Andy. -What do you mean? 905 01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:34,725 I don't want another child. I can't go through that again. 906 01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:39,355 Oh, I... I... I see. 907 01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:42,058 I was thinking that you... 908 01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:47,864 -Wow. -Yes, but that's not all of it. 909 01:19:48,367 --> 01:19:51,576 -What do you mean? What else? -I want more sex! 910 01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:56,372 I don't want planned ovulation sex that I note in my diary. 911 01:19:56,542 --> 01:19:59,705 You know? I want spontaneous sex on the floor. 912 01:19:59,962 --> 01:20:02,670 I want to bang. I want to be surprised. 913 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:06,174 Sex on the dishwasher. I... I want sex! 914 01:20:21,191 --> 01:20:24,274 Okay. Do you want to sort out the details over there? 915 01:20:24,445 --> 01:20:27,528 Just walk that way. You're doing a great job. 916 01:20:27,948 --> 01:20:29,154 Okay. 917 01:20:29,742 --> 01:20:32,404 -So, who wants to open presents? -Me! 918 01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:34,572 Then let's go! 919 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:44,124 No. She promised, didn't she? 920 01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:00,853 What's that about? 921 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:03,893 I can't help myself. 922 01:21:05,444 --> 01:21:06,605 But... 923 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,523 I see. 924 01:21:09,782 --> 01:21:12,649 You look great. 925 01:21:13,827 --> 01:21:14,908 Me? 926 01:21:15,662 --> 01:21:17,244 Yes, you. 927 01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:22,708 Thanks. 928 01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:27,877 Sorry I was so aggressive at the car park yesterday. 929 01:21:28,425 --> 01:21:30,007 Yes, you were. 930 01:21:31,970 --> 01:21:36,965 You'd make a good clown in those clothes. 931 01:21:40,562 --> 01:21:43,179 Should we talk on the phone some time? 932 01:21:43,774 --> 01:21:45,139 Absolutely not! 933 01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:48,643 A coffee? 934 01:21:49,196 --> 01:21:51,107 It doesn't agree with me. 935 01:21:51,573 --> 01:21:53,359 Go swimming? 936 01:21:53,826 --> 01:21:55,282 Non-swimmer. 937 01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:57,822 Dancing? 938 01:21:58,455 --> 01:22:00,571 In these shoes? 939 01:22:01,458 --> 01:22:02,448 Boozing? 940 01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:05,793 Already doing that. 941 01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:07,294 Sex? 942 01:22:17,558 --> 01:22:21,552 Bring your bunny rabbit inside. 943 01:22:21,812 --> 01:22:23,018 Okay... 944 01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:27,515 Frida's gift in a minute. 945 01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:29,642 Grandma's first. We promised. 946 01:22:29,903 --> 01:22:31,644 Open that first. 947 01:22:34,324 --> 01:22:37,988 -Look at this, Livi. -Oh, that's so cute! 948 01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:44,786 -Since you can't have a dog at my place. -Doesn't matter. 949 01:22:45,043 --> 01:22:48,001 -So small! -And so soft! 950 01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:50,334 Surprise! 951 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:01,674 There! 952 01:23:05,731 --> 01:23:08,223 -I'll catch him. -No, I'll do that. 953 01:23:13,739 --> 01:23:15,070 Damn it! 954 01:23:16,909 --> 01:23:18,149 Bunny! 955 01:23:18,785 --> 01:23:20,071 Doggy! 956 01:23:22,039 --> 01:23:23,279 Stop! 957 01:23:25,083 --> 01:23:26,323 Stay! 958 01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:30,331 -Doggy? -Bunny? Bunny? 959 01:23:30,923 --> 01:23:33,881 -Doggy! Come here, come here! -Bunny! 960 01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:39,261 We had an agreement. No dog. 961 01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:42,549 -I couldn't help it. -Do you have to take my child? 962 01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:46,219 Isn't it enough you took my husband and my best friend? 963 01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:47,845 -I didn't. -You did. 964 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:49,013 -Didn't. -Did. 965 01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:50,773 No! 966 01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:54,360 -No? -No. The two of you are both so idiotic. 967 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:58,990 This is a child's birthday and you're thinking only of yourselves. So selfish! 968 01:23:59,618 --> 01:24:03,452 You're selfish! Going off somewhere to cheat on your husband. 969 01:24:03,705 --> 01:24:06,322 - I didn't. -What? 970 01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,915 I didn't cheat on my husband. 971 01:24:12,005 --> 01:24:13,837 And why not, dear Marlene? 972 01:24:14,007 --> 01:24:19,127 Because Eva, my wonderful friend, went above and beyond the call of duty. 973 01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:21,800 -And stopped me doing it. -Excuse me, I... 974 01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:24,014 Shut your face! 975 01:24:24,268 --> 01:24:26,555 -Well, then. You're welcome. -No, no. 976 01:24:26,812 --> 01:24:31,682 No, you don't get off that easily. You're a really shitty friend, Eva! 977 01:24:32,192 --> 01:24:35,651 Just because you were right once, I won't get down in the dirt 978 01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:37,861 and fawn with gratitude. 979 01:24:38,031 --> 01:24:41,820 Well, then have fun with your new, non-shitty friend. 980 01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:45,115 -Careful she doesn't steal your husband. -Enough! 981 01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:49,991 I didn't steal Steffen from you, and it's his problem if he cheats on you 982 01:24:50,252 --> 01:24:52,038 or lets a new woman into his life. 983 01:24:52,296 --> 01:24:55,755 I think it's deeply unsupportive and unfeminist of you 984 01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:58,006 to put all the blame on me. 985 01:24:58,260 --> 01:25:02,128 I'm sorry you're a spoiled, phoney, little slut. 986 01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:04,380 "Slut" is misogynistic. 987 01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:07,725 You slut, you pussy, you bitch! 988 01:25:07,894 --> 01:25:10,431 With your perfectly waxed fanny, 989 01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:13,519 your beautiful hair, and your arse cream! 990 01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:18,778 You don't get it, do you? Whatever I do, I'll never be Livi's mum. 991 01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:21,109 When she's sad, she wants you. 992 01:25:21,366 --> 01:25:24,654 And when she's happy, she also wants you. 993 01:25:24,911 --> 01:25:29,326 I don't want to take anything from you. I just want her to like being with me. 994 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:32,996 So you bake her cakes and buy her a 2,000-euro dog? 995 01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:36,208 Yes, damn it, and I was up all night 996 01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:39,043 baking those stupid monster cupcakes! 997 01:25:39,217 --> 01:25:41,208 So what? 998 01:25:42,638 --> 01:25:46,097 I just want... I just want to have a family. 999 01:25:46,350 --> 01:25:48,637 Why should you have a family? 1000 01:25:48,810 --> 01:25:50,892 I don't have one anymore! 1001 01:25:54,316 --> 01:25:57,183 Then let's all be a big family together. 1002 01:26:00,197 --> 01:26:02,313 Damn it all to hell, Eva. 1003 01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:09,203 If you were only a bit less of everything. 1004 01:26:09,373 --> 01:26:12,411 A bit less pretty, a bit less successful. 1005 01:26:12,668 --> 01:26:14,454 A bit less witty. 1006 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:21,291 Yeah, I can understand that. That's why I've never had real friends. 1007 01:26:21,468 --> 01:26:24,005 Because you're so wonderful? 1008 01:26:24,638 --> 01:26:26,800 It's lonely, being perfect. 1009 01:26:32,604 --> 01:26:35,517 Why don't you find two normal friends? 1010 01:26:36,608 --> 01:26:38,098 Love is blind. 1011 01:26:52,249 --> 01:26:55,287 Shit, even your hair smells good. 1012 01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:04,880 Fuck! 1013 01:27:07,973 --> 01:27:09,634 Oh, God! 1014 01:27:09,891 --> 01:27:12,974 Livi's heart will break when she sees the bunny. 1015 01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:14,601 I'm so sorry. 1016 01:27:18,024 --> 01:27:22,518 -Wasn't there a lake around here? -Girls, no. This has to stop. 1017 01:27:22,779 --> 01:27:25,988 -No more throwing dead pets in lakes. -You'd do that for me? 1018 01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:28,690 Doggy. 1019 01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:33,196 -What's his name anyway? -Uh... How about Rocco? 1020 01:27:33,999 --> 01:27:36,366 Rocco, that's a good one. Rocco. 1021 01:27:37,002 --> 01:27:38,163 Stay. 1022 01:27:45,761 --> 01:27:47,547 -Help! -Rocco! 1023 01:27:47,721 --> 01:27:49,678 Okay! Bye! 1024 01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:52,636 I'm going to find some other friends. 1025 01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:54,766 You two are too mental for me. 1026 01:27:55,395 --> 01:27:57,136 Marlene! 1027 01:27:57,939 --> 01:27:59,429 "Marlene!" 1028 01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:02,726 It's the way that you behave You're out there making waves 1029 01:28:02,903 --> 01:28:06,021 So arrogant and vain That you're driving me insane 1030 01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:09,740 You think you're unique And your BMW's so chic 1031 01:28:09,910 --> 01:28:13,028 The world revolves around you Nothing else is half as cool 1032 01:28:13,205 --> 01:28:16,118 Standing before the mirror You find yourself so cute 1033 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:19,955 You think you are so special Everyone's in love with you 1034 01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:22,961 So hip, so sexy The world's sweetest honey 1035 01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:25,088 You put on quite a show 1036 01:28:25,342 --> 01:28:29,131 Flashing all your money I think you're shitty 1037 01:28:29,763 --> 01:28:31,174 Really shitty 1038 01:28:31,807 --> 01:28:33,343 Hey, watch the road! 1039 01:28:33,517 --> 01:28:36,259 - I think you're shitty -Careful! 1040 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:39,432 Really sh-sh-sh-shitty 1041 01:28:44,194 --> 01:28:47,562 "I really am the coolest” That's all you ever say 1042 01:28:47,739 --> 01:28:50,822 I cannot listen to that spin All you want is to fit in 1043 01:28:50,992 --> 01:28:54,155 But that don't make any sense It won't make people be your friend 1044 01:28:54,412 --> 01:28:56,949 Why can't you just be who you are? 1045 01:28:57,207 --> 01:29:00,575 Fake posturing won't get you far 1046 01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:04,204 Trying to take me for a jerk? I gotta tell ya: that won't work! 1047 01:29:04,464 --> 01:29:07,673 But you've nothing to fear You're the coolest person here! 1048 01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:10,755 -You're great. -Love you. 1049 01:29:10,929 --> 01:29:13,637 -Really shitty -Love you guys too! 1050 01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:15,847 It's just awful. 1051 01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,342 -Ooh, baby. -I don't like that. 1052 01:29:18,603 --> 01:29:20,560 Really sh-sh-sh-sh-shitty 1053 01:29:20,772 --> 01:29:22,979 -Altogether now! - I think you're shitty 1054 01:29:23,233 --> 01:29:24,473 So shitty 1055 01:29:24,734 --> 01:29:26,270 Really shitty 1056 01:29:26,528 --> 01:29:28,735 -Really shitty -Baby! 1057 01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:42,833 -Fuck! -Damn it, Eva! 1058 01:29:43,003 --> 01:29:45,370 -That wasn't me, I swear. -Eva! 1059 01:29:45,755 --> 01:29:48,873 Can at least one of you guys watch the road? 1060 01:29:49,050 --> 01:29:50,711 One of us girls! 1061 01:33:07,957 --> 01:33:09,197 Doesn't matter. 1062 01:33:09,459 --> 01:33:13,373 Let's stop. It's just bullshit now. Thank you. Cut. Bye. 1063 01:33:14,172 --> 01:33:15,958 I'll miss you both. 1064 01:33:17,300 --> 01:33:18,790 Where are you going? 1065 01:33:20,303 --> 01:33:24,297 No Limits Media 2022 Subtitles: H. Kimber, A. Rajabali 74728

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