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[fire crackling]
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-[gasps]
-[laughs]
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-Hey-- Oh...
-Fucking asshole.
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What, you don't remember
spring break?
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[sighs]
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Stop.
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Quit it, you jerk.
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[laughs]
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Wow.
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What?
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Look.
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That's pretty awesome.
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It's beautiful.
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Yeah.
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Not as beautiful
as you, though.
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Really? Is that
the best you've got?
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Well, if I see an opportunity
I'm gonna take it.
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Look here, sir.
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You better be glad
you're pretty,
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That's all I've got to say
about that.
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[laughs]
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[giggles]
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[moans]
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Where are you going?
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You'll see.
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[laughs]
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Oh, my God,
I love camping.
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[sniffing]
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[growls]
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[moans]
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-[suction noise]
-[grunts]
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Yup.
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Oh, shit.
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Goddamn it.
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[laughs]
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[Meg]
Ooh!
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[moans]
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[moans]
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[sniffing]
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My turn.
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Ooh!
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[moans]
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[both breathing heavily]
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[grunts]
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Get on all fours.
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[grunts]
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One or two?
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-Two.
-[laughs]
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-[grunts]
-[moaning]
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Oh, here it comes.
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No, wait, wait,
I'm about to cum too.
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[moaning]
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Oh, no, this is...
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Oh, here it comes.
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-Here it comes.
-[moaning loudly]
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[flesh tearing]
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Baby, what the fuck?
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You know I don't like
that kind of...
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[gasps]
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[screams]
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[screaming]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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-[creature roars]
-[screams]
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[whimpering]
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["Mass Perversion"
by Eyes on Orion plays]
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[both moaning]
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[knocking]
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Hello.
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Well, hello there.
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I'm here to plunge
your holes.
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Well, we don't have
any money.
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We can't afford
to pay you.
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It's okay, you can
pay me in sex, yes?
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Oh, okay.
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Yes!
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We're girls who love
to have sex.
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I love to have sex!
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Let's have sex!
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Watch my meatballs.
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[women giggling]
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[Ross]
Yes, she did, girl.
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You know she did.
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And you know what?
He's gay!
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He is so gay!
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I cannot
believe this.
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I am just going
to fuck this bitch up.
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-Oh!
-Hey!
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-What?
-Shut it down,
you bitchy queen.
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You want to come over
and do something about it?
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Come on,
you little bitch.
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Oh, I ain't even
fucking with you.
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I am not even fucking with you.
You get back here, little pansy.
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-No homo.
-Uh-huh.
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Ugh, God.
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Daisy, I am so over this
little homophobic hellhole.
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[phone rings]
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Hello?
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[Sam]
Hey, sis, got a minute?
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Hold on.
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[water trickling]
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What do you want, Sammy?
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Can't a brother just callhis sister to chat?
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A, stepbrother.
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B, I haven't even had
my coffee yet.
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And C, the only reason why you
ever call is to borrow money.
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Look I just need 300 bucksfor a week or two, tops.
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[sighs]
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I swear to you, I'll pay youback with interest.
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Shit. I gotta go.
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I'll see what I can do.
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[lighter scratches]
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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[lips smack]
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Coffee.
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Are you ready
for this weekend?
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Yeah.
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00:14:05,892 --> 00:14:07,461
Let's try this again.
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-I'm sorry.
-Mm-hmm.
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I was just really hoping
that job
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would call me back
this week.
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Yeah.
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I've been so stressed,
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with graduation,
finals, job-hunting.
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00:14:18,473 --> 00:14:21,208
Well, drink this,
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pack your tiny bikini,
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and let's leave
all our worries right here.
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Trust me.
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Come Monday, everything will be
completely different.
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All right.
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[sighs]
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Remind me again.
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Why are we going camping
with that jock,
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that cheerleader,
and that fucking stoner?
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Because it makes us
look normal.
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And everyone else
has left campus.
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Well, I'm gonna go
get ready.
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All right.
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Oh, and don't forget
your whore of a sister
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and her man-child
plaything.
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["Edge of Sanity"
by Concrete Grip plays]
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00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:16,799
-Hey.
-Hi.
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00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,001
Anything I can
help you find?
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-No. No.
-No?
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Maybe you need something to put
back on the fucking shelf?
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00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,940
No.
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00:15:23,974 --> 00:15:25,508
I would have gave you
this shit-fest.
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Get the fuck
out of here.
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Whatever, stoner.
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[Parker]
So, basically you're telling me
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that your looking
for the stereotypical
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big-tittied girl
who runs from the killer
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and screams
before she dies?
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Yeah, but are them
titties nice?
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I mean, it's not the only
requirement but, you know,
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it's not the worst.
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And that right there is why
you're part of the problem.
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-How?
-Because you're focusing
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on the fucking
eye candy
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and missing out on legitimate
scream queens.
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Cover your eyes.
Here she goes.
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There are basic requirements
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as to who gets called
a scream queen.
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Just because the pretty girl
fucking screams
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before she gets cut
does not give her the privilege
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to be called
a scream queen.
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Excuse me,
do you have Bludgeon?
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Uh, hang on.
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Being a scream queen
used to be about more
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than a set of lungs
and nice tits.
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It use to be about acting talent
and the ability to show
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the right amount of fear
while screaming.
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Nowadays, you have
some bitches
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who don't even scream
in some fucking films,
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but because they're hot they get
to be called a scream queen.
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It is not fair to actresses like
Dee Wallace, Barbara Crampton,
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Barbara Steele, who fucking
screamed their asses off
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trying to fit
your damn mold.
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Yes?
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You know,
all of those actresses
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have shown some form
of nudity.
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[Mac and Mark laugh]
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[Mac]
Yes, yes, we have Bludgeon.
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Back wall,
independent section.
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[Mark]
Oh, my God, the walk-ins
tell it as it is.
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Nudity isn't the issue.
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Fuck it, either way,
if the bitch don't scream,
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she ain't a scream queen.
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Hey, guys, what's up?
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[Parker]
Back me up, girls.
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Should a scream queen be defined
as tits or talent?
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-Both.
-Both.
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[Parker]
Fuck it.
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What the fuck are you
looking at, douche bag?
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Boobs-boo--
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Ahem, boots.
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-[laughs]
-All right.
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[Mark]
Hey, your guys' ride is here.
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Yes, it is.
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-[Alex] See you.
-[Jane] Bye.
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[Mac]
Fuck, yeah.
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Mark, put that shit away.
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[Parker laughs]
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[Mac]
Yeah!
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We about
to fucking rage!
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[Alex laughs]
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-Ladies.
-Thank you.
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Conor, where the fuck
am I going?
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In the back.
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Oh, my God.
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What the fuck?
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[Conor]
Will you get in and shut
the door, Lunch Box?
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[Mac]
Cock!
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00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:42,418
"Your Heaven's Broken"
by Moretta plays]
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00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:10,213
Hey, Meg, pick up
the damn phone already.
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We're already on our way
to the woods.
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We don't know where to meet you.
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00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:15,319
Give me a call back.
Bye.
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00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,489
So we have no clue
where we're going
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00:18:18,523 --> 00:18:21,492
because Meg and Luke
are probably wasted.
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I tried calling her
last night,
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but they were, uh,
probably busy.
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00:18:27,031 --> 00:18:29,267
Didn't she take a beer bottle
to the ass?
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00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,968
Where did you hear that?
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Last spring break, I heard she
took a beer bottle to the ass.
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I'm just saying,
that's some goddamn talent.
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I want to know which end
went in first.
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I heard she took it like a pro,
base first.
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[Lacey]
That sounds painful.
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00:18:43,014 --> 00:18:44,516
Yeah, yeah.
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Anything's a dildo
if you're brave enough.
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00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,021
Are you into fisting?
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Ew, get away.
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00:19:13,146 --> 00:19:15,281
[Conor]
Well, this looks like
as good a place as any.
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[Mac]
Let out the Macki-poo!
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[Lacey]
No, leave him in there.
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[Jane]
Yeah, leave him there.
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Should we do it?
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-No, let him out.
-No, let him sit.
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Now I know how
Jane's knees feel.
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Fuck!
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-[Jane] Ha, ha, ha.
-[Conor laughs]
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00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,569
Conor, what are you,
the goddamn Green Arrow?
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[panting]
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That way.
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Sitting in the back
of the fucking trunk.
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-[Alex] Really?
-[Mac] You got it!
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[Alex]
Okay, that's cool.
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00:19:46,448 --> 00:19:49,049
All right, Conor,
it looks like it's up to you.
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00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,253
Oh, my God,
where's the man?
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00:19:51,286 --> 00:19:52,721
[Lacey]
Man job.
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[Parker]
I can see I'm not needed here.
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["We Own the Night"
by A Lover's War plays]
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Does anybody wanna go
check out the woods
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00:20:23,252 --> 00:20:24,554
and possibly look
for Meg and Luke?
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00:20:24,587 --> 00:20:26,222
-[Parker] Sure.
-[Mac] No.
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00:20:26,255 --> 00:20:27,858
Whatever gets me away
from that mouth breather.
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00:20:27,891 --> 00:20:30,226
Well, come on.
We'll be back later.
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00:20:30,259 --> 00:20:32,696
Wait, what if we run
into a bear?
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00:20:32,729 --> 00:20:34,665
You're not going to run
into a bear out here.
265
00:20:34,698 --> 00:20:36,667
The only thing you have
to worry about in these woods
266
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:39,269
is the dykenthrope
in the combat boots.
267
00:20:40,337 --> 00:20:41,638
-[laughs]
-Just remember,
268
00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:43,774
my balls are bigger
than yours.
269
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,809
[Conor]
She can definitely
beat your ass.
270
00:20:45,842 --> 00:20:47,879
[Mac]
Oh, what a beating it would be.
271
00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:49,781
[Parker]
I would pay to see that.
272
00:20:49,814 --> 00:20:51,415
[Lacey]
You know, Mac,
273
00:20:51,448 --> 00:20:52,884
you might as well
go along with them.
274
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,652
If they do run
into a bear,
275
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:57,254
a slow-moving target would
really help them get away.
276
00:20:57,287 --> 00:20:58,690
[Mac]
Nope.
277
00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:01,292
Or you could stay here
and help me chop wood.
278
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:02,694
Hold up, bitches!
279
00:21:06,364 --> 00:21:08,499
[water babbling]
280
00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:15,741
Meg!
281
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:16,909
[Mac]
O.M.G.
282
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,443
Luke!
283
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,145
-Will you shut the fuck up.
-Where are you guys?
284
00:21:23,248 --> 00:21:24,283
Meg!
285
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:26,919
"Meg, Luke,
where are you guys?"
286
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,454
[Alex]
Meg! Luke!
287
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,522
Where are you guys?
288
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:34,293
Are you okay?
289
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,228
[Alex]
Meg is seriously starting
to piss me off.
290
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:37,831
I could handle both.
291
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,566
I've got two dicks.
292
00:21:41,266 --> 00:21:44,404
Let's just relax
and get fucked up.
293
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,439
All right,
that sounds good.
294
00:21:52,212 --> 00:21:53,880
You want a hit?
295
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,615
What the hell, sure.
296
00:21:57,852 --> 00:21:59,687
[coughs]
297
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,287
You okay?
298
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:02,522
[laughs]
299
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,224
I think this shit's
gone bad.
300
00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:06,359
This shit ain't
gone bad.
301
00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:07,795
Trust me.
302
00:22:10,464 --> 00:22:11,766
See?
303
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:13,634
What about you,
Betty Badass?
304
00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:15,603
You want a hit
of this shit?
305
00:22:17,838 --> 00:22:19,540
[Jane clears throat]
306
00:22:19,573 --> 00:22:20,809
Careful.
307
00:22:20,842 --> 00:22:22,376
Always am.
308
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:26,748
I've had better.
309
00:22:26,782 --> 00:22:29,418
Okay.
I'll give you better.
310
00:22:36,758 --> 00:22:38,627
[crickets chirping]
311
00:22:40,696 --> 00:22:43,465
Seriously, I shit you not,
312
00:22:43,498 --> 00:22:46,769
Luke said she closed her eyes,
says to herself,
313
00:22:46,803 --> 00:22:48,871
"It's just chocolate."
314
00:22:48,905 --> 00:22:50,807
[all laugh]
315
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,009
Remind me to never drink
after Meg.
316
00:22:53,042 --> 00:22:55,945
Wait, I got one
for you guys.
317
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:05,354
So, do you remember when Mac
set his fucking pants on fire?
318
00:23:05,388 --> 00:23:06,689
[all laugh]
319
00:23:06,723 --> 00:23:07,991
What the fuck?
320
00:23:08,025 --> 00:23:10,493
Yeah, he grabbed
the gas can
321
00:23:10,526 --> 00:23:12,663
and some spilled
all over his pants.
322
00:23:12,696 --> 00:23:14,832
[laughs]
323
00:23:14,865 --> 00:23:16,500
You should've seen him
running around
324
00:23:16,533 --> 00:23:18,469
with his pants
around his ankles,
325
00:23:18,502 --> 00:23:20,838
trying to get them off.
326
00:23:20,871 --> 00:23:22,840
[laughing]
327
00:23:22,873 --> 00:23:25,342
Oh, man.
328
00:23:25,375 --> 00:23:26,643
I think I'm ready
to crash.
329
00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:27,912
Is everything okay?
330
00:23:27,946 --> 00:23:29,881
Yeah, I just started
a little too early.
331
00:23:34,719 --> 00:23:35,954
Good night, everybody.
332
00:23:35,987 --> 00:23:37,622
[all]
Good night.
333
00:23:39,624 --> 00:23:41,392
Are you ready
to crash?
334
00:23:41,426 --> 00:23:43,862
Yeah. I want to wake up early
tomorrow anyways
335
00:23:43,895 --> 00:23:46,431
and try to track down Meg.
336
00:23:46,464 --> 00:23:48,566
[Parker]
But I don't wanna go to sleep.
337
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,535
You don't have
to go to sleep.
338
00:23:50,568 --> 00:23:53,571
[Parker]
Well, you can't just
leave me here with...
339
00:23:53,605 --> 00:23:55,007
this.
340
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,274
He's got a boner for you.
341
00:23:57,575 --> 00:23:58,744
[Jane]
Have fun.
342
00:23:58,778 --> 00:23:59,712
Nope.
343
00:24:03,516 --> 00:24:05,551
[snoring]
344
00:24:09,355 --> 00:24:11,690
[growling]
345
00:24:21,034 --> 00:24:22,434
Did you get everything?
346
00:24:22,468 --> 00:24:24,336
Yup, all locked up tight
in the truck.
347
00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:25,806
What about the food?
348
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:28,542
200 yards from the campsite,
just like the book said.
349
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,512
Are you tired?
350
00:24:32,546 --> 00:24:34,014
Yeah, I'm beat.
351
00:24:34,047 --> 00:24:36,516
-Sure about that?
-Ooh, Daddy likey.
352
00:24:37,952 --> 00:24:39,352
[creature growling]
353
00:24:47,495 --> 00:24:48,963
[sniffing]
354
00:24:50,164 --> 00:24:51,933
[panting]
355
00:24:53,734 --> 00:24:55,536
It's getting
really hot in here.
356
00:24:55,570 --> 00:24:56,504
[Jason]
Open the door.
357
00:25:00,842 --> 00:25:02,510
[Jason grunts]
358
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:05,080
[laughs and pants]
359
00:25:05,113 --> 00:25:06,748
[sniffing]
360
00:25:06,782 --> 00:25:08,416
[growls]
361
00:25:18,627 --> 00:25:19,962
[grunting]
362
00:25:19,995 --> 00:25:21,396
[laughs]
363
00:25:21,430 --> 00:25:23,398
[panting]
364
00:25:23,432 --> 00:25:25,801
[growling]
365
00:25:32,642 --> 00:25:34,010
-[creature roars]
-[Ash yelps]
366
00:25:34,043 --> 00:25:35,011
Whoa!
367
00:25:35,044 --> 00:25:36,579
What the fuck?
368
00:25:40,083 --> 00:25:41,384
[screams]
369
00:25:46,556 --> 00:25:47,790
[grunts]
370
00:25:49,492 --> 00:25:51,494
[low growling]
371
00:26:05,109 --> 00:26:06,043
[sigh]
372
00:26:09,047 --> 00:26:09,981
[chuckles]
373
00:26:31,002 --> 00:26:33,672
You fucking perv. What the fuck
do you think your doing?
374
00:26:33,705 --> 00:26:35,074
I'm, uh...
375
00:26:36,909 --> 00:26:38,878
I was trying to watch you
eat her puss.
376
00:26:40,246 --> 00:26:41,714
[laughs]
377
00:26:41,747 --> 00:26:42,848
Do that again.
378
00:26:42,882 --> 00:26:44,550
Fuck off.
379
00:26:48,888 --> 00:26:50,156
[zipper rasps]
380
00:26:56,562 --> 00:26:58,831
Rise and shine, creeper.
381
00:27:00,033 --> 00:27:01,835
What the fuck?
382
00:27:01,868 --> 00:27:04,671
That's what you get for being
a creepy, peeping motherfucker.
383
00:27:06,306 --> 00:27:07,808
What the fuck?
384
00:27:10,277 --> 00:27:13,046
What the fuck
did you do
to my chair?
385
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,848
Broke it with
my magnum dong.
386
00:27:14,881 --> 00:27:16,284
Sure.
387
00:27:16,317 --> 00:27:18,585
Parker...
388
00:27:18,618 --> 00:27:21,688
I'm using your Gary Coleman tent
to change now.
389
00:27:24,591 --> 00:27:27,729
[Lacey]
Come on, Mac, get your shit
together so we can go.
390
00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:34,669
Alex, I heard some
rustling last night.
391
00:27:34,702 --> 00:27:38,106
Did you guys go looking
for Meg and Luke?
392
00:27:38,139 --> 00:27:42,177
No. We crashed right after
you guys did.
393
00:27:42,211 --> 00:27:44,812
That rustling you guys
heard last night
394
00:27:44,846 --> 00:27:46,982
was Mac joining
the black-eyed pervs club.
395
00:27:47,016 --> 00:27:48,751
[both laugh]
396
00:27:48,784 --> 00:27:51,820
It looks like
his initiation went well.
397
00:27:55,157 --> 00:27:57,292
[beer bottles clink]
398
00:27:59,228 --> 00:28:01,764
How much did you drink
last night, you alcoholic?
399
00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:04,967
[Conor]
You guys ready now?
400
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,070
Yeah, hang on.
401
00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:08,704
I got something
for Jane.
402
00:28:10,739 --> 00:28:12,709
You fucking
cunt-a-saurus.
403
00:28:14,711 --> 00:28:16,012
It happens.
404
00:28:19,315 --> 00:28:21,718
Want to help me
with this cooler?
405
00:28:21,751 --> 00:28:23,153
[Mac]
Sure.
406
00:28:24,821 --> 00:28:26,723
[Conor]
This way, fuckhead.
407
00:28:26,756 --> 00:28:28,325
Sure.
408
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,295
["Haven't Thought of You
in So Long" by Doug Hoyer plays]
409
00:28:40,371 --> 00:28:44,041
♪ I haven't thought of youIn so long ♪
410
00:28:44,075 --> 00:28:47,011
♪ I hope you're well,I hope you're okay ♪
411
00:28:47,044 --> 00:28:50,681
♪ Haven't thought of youIn so long ♪
412
00:28:50,714 --> 00:28:53,717
♪ And I'd likeTo keep it that way ♪
413
00:29:06,031 --> 00:29:10,068
♪ I haven't seen youAround here lately... ♪
414
00:29:10,102 --> 00:29:12,271
[indistinct chatter]
415
00:29:12,305 --> 00:29:13,372
Silly goose.
416
00:29:14,706 --> 00:29:16,109
[Mac]
Holy cock.
417
00:29:16,142 --> 00:29:17,709
It's hotter than
a fifth-grader.
418
00:29:19,412 --> 00:29:21,147
Break time.
419
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:23,049
It's high time, Conor.
420
00:29:32,426 --> 00:29:33,360
Ugh.
421
00:29:37,029 --> 00:29:38,398
Do you think
they're okay?
422
00:29:38,432 --> 00:29:39,832
Who?
423
00:29:39,866 --> 00:29:41,001
Meg and Luke.
424
00:29:42,469 --> 00:29:44,972
I though we were here
to relax and have some fun.
425
00:29:45,005 --> 00:29:47,741
You need to stop worrying
about other people
426
00:29:47,774 --> 00:29:49,443
and focus on you.
427
00:29:49,476 --> 00:29:52,813
Or better yet, us.
428
00:29:54,315 --> 00:29:56,284
Last time I checked,
they were grown-ass adults
429
00:29:56,317 --> 00:29:58,453
with their own lives
and own issues.
430
00:30:02,323 --> 00:30:04,125
I have a brilliant idea.
431
00:30:04,159 --> 00:30:05,692
Hmm?
432
00:30:05,726 --> 00:30:07,996
Lacey goes topless.
433
00:30:09,364 --> 00:30:11,833
There's more of that
in my dreams.
434
00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:13,301
You wish.
435
00:30:13,334 --> 00:30:15,069
[water splashes]
436
00:30:15,103 --> 00:30:17,373
Ah! It's cold.
437
00:30:17,406 --> 00:30:20,409
I know you have
a big heart
438
00:30:20,442 --> 00:30:22,478
and you worry
about everything.
439
00:30:22,511 --> 00:30:25,247
But sometimes people
just need to get away.
440
00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:27,249
Go off the grid
for a bit.
441
00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:32,288
Look, we're about to be tossed
into the frying pan.
442
00:30:32,321 --> 00:30:35,758
No financial aid, no help
from Mommy and Daddy.
443
00:30:35,791 --> 00:30:37,359
It's sink-or-swim time.
444
00:30:37,393 --> 00:30:39,995
I mean, that's why
we're all up here.
445
00:30:40,029 --> 00:30:41,864
To get away
from everything.
446
00:30:41,897 --> 00:30:44,234
Try to reboot.
447
00:30:44,267 --> 00:30:47,404
So, have a drink
448
00:30:47,437 --> 00:30:51,908
and let all your problems
just fade into the background.
449
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:56,413
You're right.
And that's why I love you.
450
00:30:59,082 --> 00:31:01,851
Now, go get me a beer.
451
00:31:01,885 --> 00:31:04,187
You know, this doesn't
make me the bitch.
452
00:31:04,221 --> 00:31:05,855
[laughs]
453
00:31:09,059 --> 00:31:11,362
Am I the only one
gonna get in?
454
00:31:11,395 --> 00:31:13,130
[Conor]
Yeah.
455
00:31:33,385 --> 00:31:34,819
[shuts engine off]
456
00:31:37,189 --> 00:31:38,991
[rustling]
457
00:31:45,397 --> 00:31:47,266
[Man]
What the hell are you kids
doing back here?
458
00:31:47,299 --> 00:31:49,067
[Lacey]
Oh, um, you know,
459
00:31:49,101 --> 00:31:50,302
we're just camping
for the weekend.
460
00:31:50,335 --> 00:31:52,170
Trying to have
a good time.
461
00:31:52,204 --> 00:31:54,374
We're just trying to unwind
from school.
462
00:31:54,407 --> 00:31:57,343
Well, it looks like you found
a nice spot to take a dip.
463
00:31:57,377 --> 00:32:00,079
Yeah, this place
is really nice.
464
00:32:00,113 --> 00:32:02,982
Excuse me, sir,
you haven't seen our friends?
465
00:32:03,016 --> 00:32:04,550
They came up
about a day ago,
466
00:32:04,584 --> 00:32:07,086
and we haven't been able
to find them or their campsite.
467
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,388
[Man]
Negative.
468
00:32:08,421 --> 00:32:09,489
These woods are pretty big.
469
00:32:09,523 --> 00:32:10,557
There's lots of places
470
00:32:10,591 --> 00:32:11,858
to slip in and out of.
471
00:32:11,891 --> 00:32:13,926
You know, tight places
for privacy,
472
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,462
if you know what I mean.
473
00:32:17,163 --> 00:32:19,166
But, um...
474
00:32:19,199 --> 00:32:21,402
I'll let you kids get back
to having your fun,
475
00:32:21,435 --> 00:32:24,204
and I things to do
and creatures to protect.
476
00:32:28,542 --> 00:32:30,844
[Lacey]
Wow, that guy
was a little, uh...
477
00:32:30,878 --> 00:32:33,013
-A little fucking weird.
-weird, don't you think?
478
00:32:33,047 --> 00:32:36,016
[Conor]
He was just staring
at your tits.
479
00:32:36,050 --> 00:32:39,621
Well, you know what?
He was actually kind of cute.
480
00:32:39,654 --> 00:32:42,390
And he probably
has a really big dick.
481
00:32:42,424 --> 00:32:44,559
[girls giggling]
482
00:32:44,592 --> 00:32:46,294
Damn, dawg.
483
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,402
A couple angles.
484
00:32:54,436 --> 00:32:56,639
Save that for later.
485
00:32:56,672 --> 00:32:58,940
Get the live action now.
486
00:32:58,973 --> 00:33:00,275
Oh, yeah.
487
00:33:03,912 --> 00:33:06,649
Oh, fuck, yeah.
This is hot as shit.
488
00:33:06,682 --> 00:33:08,517
[creature growls]
489
00:33:12,355 --> 00:33:13,956
Oh, fuck yeah.
490
00:33:30,207 --> 00:33:31,874
Oh, God.
491
00:33:44,722 --> 00:33:46,457
[creature roars]
492
00:33:48,992 --> 00:33:51,162
-[laughter]
-[Mac] Lacey...
493
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,131
[Lacey]
What?
494
00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:54,999
-Bill Murray...
-[Lacey] Oh, God.
495
00:33:55,032 --> 00:33:56,634
-Chris Farley...
-[Lacey laughs]
496
00:33:56,667 --> 00:33:58,102
...Adam Sandler.
497
00:33:58,136 --> 00:33:59,203
Go.
498
00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:01,239
Let's see.
499
00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:03,408
I'd marry Chris.
500
00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:05,309
Definitely fuck Bill.
501
00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:06,512
And...
502
00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:09,548
Adam's a fucking goner.
503
00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:11,483
-[laughter]
-Not Adam.
504
00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:16,722
Okay, Parker,
this one's for you.
505
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,123
Hit me.
506
00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:19,391
[giggles]
507
00:34:21,994 --> 00:34:24,062
-[coughs]
-Okay, okay.
508
00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:25,497
Ben Affleck.
509
00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:26,598
Bat-Fleck.
510
00:34:26,633 --> 00:34:28,300
-[women laugh]
-Shut up.
511
00:34:28,333 --> 00:34:31,471
George Carlin, and...
512
00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:34,340
[whispers]
513
00:34:34,374 --> 00:34:35,542
...Vincent Price.
514
00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:37,544
[laughs]
515
00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:39,546
Old sack of bones.
516
00:34:39,579 --> 00:34:41,214
[laughs]
517
00:34:42,482 --> 00:34:43,550
Okay then.
518
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:46,052
Kevin Smith, baby.
All the way!
519
00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:47,287
Oh.
520
00:34:48,756 --> 00:34:50,256
All right...
521
00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:52,593
-All right.
-Oh, lesbians!
522
00:34:52,626 --> 00:34:55,061
[Alex]
Parker just lost the game.
523
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:56,764
Let's get you to bed.
524
00:34:56,797 --> 00:34:58,599
[Mac]
What? What are you staring at?
525
00:34:58,632 --> 00:35:00,434
[Jane]
I know you want to be
in Parker's pants.
526
00:35:00,468 --> 00:35:02,001
[Parker]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
527
00:35:02,035 --> 00:35:03,437
But, see, I like dick,
though.
528
00:35:03,471 --> 00:35:05,473
[Jane]
Well, you don't want his.
529
00:35:05,506 --> 00:35:07,174
[Parker]
No. God, no.
530
00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:08,476
[laughs and snorts]
531
00:35:08,509 --> 00:35:10,144
So, okay, lesbians.
532
00:35:10,177 --> 00:35:12,513
-Yes.
-This is
a very serious question.
533
00:35:12,546 --> 00:35:14,181
Yes.
534
00:35:14,215 --> 00:35:16,350
What does vagina
taste like?
535
00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:18,520
I think it's about
that time to...
536
00:35:18,553 --> 00:35:20,321
Threesome?
537
00:35:20,355 --> 00:35:21,523
[Lacey]
No!
538
00:35:21,556 --> 00:35:23,225
You're gross.
Get out of here.
539
00:35:25,393 --> 00:35:27,329
You're not going to fall asleep
on me, are you?
540
00:35:27,362 --> 00:35:29,197
[Conor]
You know damn well
541
00:35:29,231 --> 00:35:31,633
I have no intentions
of falling asleep.
542
00:35:34,703 --> 00:35:36,505
[Lacey yelps and laughs]
543
00:35:36,538 --> 00:35:39,274
♪ All by myself ♪
544
00:35:39,307 --> 00:35:40,776
[indistinct chatter]
545
00:35:43,144 --> 00:35:44,714
Ladies.
546
00:35:48,284 --> 00:35:50,086
Fancy meeting you here.
547
00:35:52,388 --> 00:35:54,824
What? What's wrong?
548
00:35:54,858 --> 00:35:58,394
I'm sorry, I just can't stop
thinking about Meg and Luke.
549
00:35:58,427 --> 00:36:01,063
I mean, we've been
out here for days
550
00:36:01,097 --> 00:36:03,432
and we haven't seen
or heard from them at all.
551
00:36:03,466 --> 00:36:06,102
I mean, what if something
happened?
552
00:36:06,135 --> 00:36:07,704
what if they're hurt?
553
00:36:07,738 --> 00:36:10,807
There's rangers everywhere
in this park.
554
00:36:10,841 --> 00:36:13,443
I'm sure if something
were to go wrong,
555
00:36:13,477 --> 00:36:15,712
the rangers
would find them.
556
00:36:15,746 --> 00:36:17,748
Are you sure?
557
00:36:17,781 --> 00:36:19,449
Yeah.
558
00:36:19,483 --> 00:36:21,552
I guess.
559
00:36:21,585 --> 00:36:25,122
Look, it's been a while
since we've gotten this far.
560
00:36:25,155 --> 00:36:27,324
Do you remember
the first time?
561
00:36:29,226 --> 00:36:30,695
[laughs]
Yeah.
562
00:36:32,530 --> 00:36:34,265
We didn't leave
the apartment for, what,
563
00:36:34,299 --> 00:36:36,100
three whole days?
564
00:36:36,134 --> 00:36:38,336
Exactly.
565
00:36:38,369 --> 00:36:39,871
Let's do the same.
566
00:36:39,904 --> 00:36:42,140
Let's just stay in this tent
for the next three days.
567
00:36:42,173 --> 00:36:43,508
Fuck everybody else.
568
00:36:43,541 --> 00:36:44,777
[laughs]
569
00:36:49,147 --> 00:36:50,883
Ladies.
570
00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:53,586
Do you want
to play a game?
571
00:36:53,619 --> 00:36:55,721
I think I packed
a deck of cards, actually.
572
00:36:55,754 --> 00:36:59,658
No, we don't need
no goddamn cards
for this fucking game.
573
00:37:01,226 --> 00:37:02,761
What's the name
of the game, dipshit?
574
00:37:02,795 --> 00:37:04,864
Truth or dare.
575
00:37:04,898 --> 00:37:07,299
-Oh, Jesus. This fucker.
-Yeah.
576
00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:15,240
All right, Mac.
Truth or dare?
577
00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:16,910
Dare.
578
00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:20,780
I dare you to chug the rest
of that pussy-ass drink.
579
00:37:20,814 --> 00:37:22,215
All right.
580
00:37:22,248 --> 00:37:23,917
Trying to get me
all loosey-deucey.
581
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,685
-I respect that.
-Mm-hmm.
582
00:37:26,886 --> 00:37:28,555
[gulping]
583
00:37:35,730 --> 00:37:37,531
-Alex.
-Yes?
584
00:37:37,565 --> 00:37:39,265
Truth or dare?
585
00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,701
-[burps]
-Um...
586
00:37:40,735 --> 00:37:42,303
Truth.
587
00:37:42,336 --> 00:37:43,738
Really?
588
00:37:43,771 --> 00:37:46,207
You're going to be
a lame shit?
589
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:47,842
All right,
all right.
590
00:37:49,610 --> 00:37:51,445
Have you ever...
591
00:37:51,479 --> 00:37:52,881
I don't know...
592
00:37:52,914 --> 00:37:55,549
been eaten out
in public?
593
00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:57,251
-Really?
-Really, really.
594
00:37:57,284 --> 00:37:58,587
You're just gonna dive
right in there?
595
00:37:58,620 --> 00:37:59,888
I mean, if
it's an invitation,
596
00:37:59,921 --> 00:38:00,889
I'll dive
right in there.
597
00:38:00,922 --> 00:38:02,658
No. No, I haven't.
598
00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:04,926
Change that...
599
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,428
All right, Mac.
600
00:38:06,461 --> 00:38:08,764
If that's how
you wanna play it,
601
00:38:08,797 --> 00:38:11,366
truth or dare?
602
00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:15,704
-Truth.
-[both laugh]
603
00:38:15,737 --> 00:38:18,273
-You pussy-ass bitch.
-[laughs] Really?
604
00:38:38,761 --> 00:38:40,363
-Eight inches...
-[both laugh]
605
00:38:40,396 --> 00:38:41,497
...around.
606
00:38:41,531 --> 00:38:43,834
In your dreams,
little man.
607
00:38:43,867 --> 00:38:46,369
All right, Jane.
608
00:38:46,402 --> 00:38:47,871
Truth...
609
00:38:47,905 --> 00:38:49,840
or motherfucking dare?
610
00:38:49,873 --> 00:38:51,508
Dare.
611
00:38:51,542 --> 00:38:52,976
Mm-hmm.
612
00:38:53,010 --> 00:38:55,946
I dare you to get
to third base,
613
00:38:55,979 --> 00:38:59,483
right here, right now,
614
00:38:59,516 --> 00:39:01,452
at this campfire with Alex.
615
00:39:01,485 --> 00:39:02,453
Go.
616
00:39:02,486 --> 00:39:03,988
-Mm-hmm.
-Go.
617
00:39:04,022 --> 00:39:05,957
Go, go, go.
618
00:39:07,357 --> 00:39:09,293
Go-di-go, go.
619
00:39:10,795 --> 00:39:12,464
Mm.
620
00:39:12,497 --> 00:39:14,599
Yeah.
621
00:39:14,632 --> 00:39:16,367
There you go.
622
00:39:17,569 --> 00:39:18,937
Daddy likey.
623
00:39:26,812 --> 00:39:29,481
What do you ladies say
we move this to the tent?
624
00:39:29,514 --> 00:39:31,717
I think that sounds like
a fantastic idea.
625
00:39:31,751 --> 00:39:34,352
I think it sounds like
a grade-A goddamn idea.
626
00:39:39,024 --> 00:39:40,526
Mm-hm.
627
00:39:40,559 --> 00:39:41,594
Wow.
628
00:39:41,627 --> 00:39:43,562
Right?
629
00:39:43,596 --> 00:39:45,966
In your dreams,
fucktard.
630
00:39:45,999 --> 00:39:48,801
But, hey, thanks for
getting things going.
631
00:39:48,835 --> 00:39:50,070
No.
632
00:39:50,103 --> 00:39:52,471
[Jane]
Sweet dreams.
633
00:39:52,505 --> 00:39:54,975
What the fuck am I supposed
to do with this?
634
00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:18,866
-Goddamn it.
-[laughs]
635
00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:26,707
[panting softly]
636
00:40:33,982 --> 00:40:35,550
[Lacey gasps]
637
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,662
[panting]
638
00:40:48,497 --> 00:40:49,631
[exasperated sigh]
639
00:40:49,665 --> 00:40:51,600
[Conor grunting]
640
00:40:54,937 --> 00:40:56,973
Well, Jill.
641
00:40:57,006 --> 00:40:59,776
it looks like me and you
are getting into
a fight tonight.
642
00:41:02,645 --> 00:41:04,479
[creature growling]
643
00:41:11,921 --> 00:41:13,389
[sniffing]
644
00:41:22,833 --> 00:41:25,069
[moaning softly]
645
00:41:56,568 --> 00:41:58,703
[gasps and moans]
646
00:42:07,579 --> 00:42:08,513
[sniff]
647
00:42:16,689 --> 00:42:18,658
Good a place as any.
648
00:42:44,584 --> 00:42:45,852
[Conor moans]
649
00:42:47,155 --> 00:42:48,989
[moaning]
650
00:42:49,022 --> 00:42:50,992
[Conor groans]
651
00:42:51,025 --> 00:42:52,592
Yeah!
652
00:43:10,179 --> 00:43:11,679
[urinating]
653
00:43:11,713 --> 00:43:12,947
[groans]
654
00:43:15,117 --> 00:43:16,751
[twig snaps]
655
00:43:22,758 --> 00:43:24,760
[leaves rustling]
656
00:43:26,895 --> 00:43:28,931
Get the fuck out.
657
00:43:49,619 --> 00:43:51,054
What?
658
00:43:51,087 --> 00:43:52,889
I have to pee.
659
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:54,591
[laughs]
Are you kidding?
660
00:43:54,624 --> 00:43:55,925
No.
661
00:43:55,959 --> 00:43:57,827
I'm so sorry.
662
00:43:57,861 --> 00:44:00,830
I will be right back.
663
00:44:00,864 --> 00:44:02,565
You better hurry.
664
00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:03,868
I will.
665
00:44:06,337 --> 00:44:08,072
Don't go anywhere.
666
00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:14,912
Fuck.
667
00:44:20,818 --> 00:44:22,987
[creature growling]
668
00:44:23,020 --> 00:44:25,223
[both moaning]
669
00:44:37,102 --> 00:44:39,171
[urinating]
670
00:44:45,043 --> 00:44:45,977
[gasp]
671
00:44:54,087 --> 00:44:55,755
[coughing]
672
00:44:55,788 --> 00:44:57,156
[sniffing]
673
00:44:58,791 --> 00:45:00,726
[gasping]
674
00:45:04,163 --> 00:45:06,766
[Lacey moaning]
675
00:45:14,707 --> 00:45:15,909
[panting]
676
00:45:15,943 --> 00:45:17,811
[moans]
677
00:45:20,013 --> 00:45:22,416
[tent fabric ripping]
678
00:45:22,449 --> 00:45:24,218
[creature growling]
679
00:45:26,854 --> 00:45:28,021
[Lacey screams]
680
00:45:28,055 --> 00:45:29,623
[snarling]
681
00:45:35,196 --> 00:45:37,866
Alex! Holy shit.
682
00:45:37,899 --> 00:45:39,134
Jane!
683
00:45:40,701 --> 00:45:42,737
[flesh tearing]
684
00:45:58,154 --> 00:45:59,421
[roars]
685
00:45:59,455 --> 00:46:00,990
[cutting flesh]
686
00:46:01,023 --> 00:46:03,259
Jane, get the fuck
out here!
687
00:46:03,292 --> 00:46:05,094
[Alex coughing]
688
00:46:08,764 --> 00:46:09,899
[roars]
689
00:46:25,782 --> 00:46:27,417
[creature howls]
690
00:46:30,921 --> 00:46:32,422
[Conor screams]
691
00:46:42,866 --> 00:46:44,969
[roars]
692
00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:49,240
[Mac]
Hold the fuck up.
693
00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:50,875
[Jane]
Oh, God.
694
00:46:50,908 --> 00:46:52,276
[both panting]
695
00:46:55,547 --> 00:46:57,882
What the fuck
was that?
696
00:46:57,915 --> 00:47:00,885
It looked like
a goddamn alien.
697
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:03,255
Babe, I got to take
a look.
698
00:47:03,288 --> 00:47:04,456
No.
699
00:47:04,489 --> 00:47:06,358
Just breathe.
700
00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:08,527
-And try to be quiet.
-Okay.
701
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,329
-[whimpers]
-Shh!
702
00:47:10,362 --> 00:47:11,797
Hey. Here.
703
00:47:11,830 --> 00:47:13,165
You good?
704
00:47:13,198 --> 00:47:14,866
[mutters]
705
00:47:14,900 --> 00:47:17,502
We are so fucked.
706
00:47:17,536 --> 00:47:19,071
-We are so fucked.
-Hold this there, okay?
707
00:47:21,073 --> 00:47:22,207
Oh, fuck.
708
00:47:22,241 --> 00:47:24,943
We are so fucked.
709
00:47:26,912 --> 00:47:29,215
What the fuck
was that?
710
00:47:29,249 --> 00:47:31,084
I don't know.
711
00:47:31,117 --> 00:47:33,253
But we need to
get the fuck out
of the woods.
712
00:47:33,286 --> 00:47:35,922
What we need is a big
fucking machine gun.
713
00:47:35,955 --> 00:47:38,558
What we need
is to find
the ranger.
714
00:47:38,591 --> 00:47:41,160
No, no, no, no.
We need some fucking katanas,
715
00:47:41,194 --> 00:47:42,962
some fucking
throwing stars,
716
00:47:42,996 --> 00:47:46,232
some goddamn Predator-level
fucking hunting shit.
717
00:47:46,266 --> 00:47:48,067
Snap the fuck
out of it, asshole.
718
00:47:48,101 --> 00:47:50,937
What I was going to say is
we need to go to the fucking car
719
00:47:50,970 --> 00:47:53,240
and get the
goddamn arsenal out of it.
720
00:47:53,274 --> 00:47:55,576
We should just
wait it out here.
721
00:47:55,609 --> 00:47:57,978
Are you fucking dumb,
Alex?
722
00:47:58,012 --> 00:48:00,381
All of our friends
just got their fucking guts
723
00:48:00,414 --> 00:48:02,082
ripped the fuck
out of them.
724
00:48:02,116 --> 00:48:03,585
We're not fucking
sitting here.
725
00:48:03,618 --> 00:48:05,886
We're going to that
fucking car.
726
00:48:05,919 --> 00:48:07,354
Fine, let's go.
727
00:48:09,957 --> 00:48:11,225
-Come on.
-Okay.
728
00:48:20,969 --> 00:48:22,304
Who the fuck
are they?
729
00:48:22,337 --> 00:48:23,805
Is that Meg?
730
00:48:25,473 --> 00:48:27,842
Oh...
731
00:48:27,876 --> 00:48:30,078
[Jane]
No, it's not Meg, okay?
732
00:48:30,111 --> 00:48:31,379
I can't do this anymore.
733
00:48:31,414 --> 00:48:33,214
-It's okay. Shh.
-I wanna go home.
734
00:48:33,248 --> 00:48:35,116
-It's okay, it's okay, Alex.
-I wanna go home right now.
735
00:48:35,150 --> 00:48:37,852
[Mac]
We need to fucking go,
is what we need to do.
736
00:48:37,886 --> 00:48:39,155
[Jane]
Okay.
737
00:48:39,188 --> 00:48:40,990
-Well, come on, let's go.
-[Alex] Okay.
738
00:48:41,023 --> 00:48:42,191
[Jane]
Come on.
739
00:48:43,426 --> 00:48:45,261
[low growl]
740
00:48:53,269 --> 00:48:54,870
[Mac]
What in the actual fuck?
741
00:48:56,305 --> 00:48:58,375
Holy shit.
742
00:48:58,408 --> 00:48:59,643
[keys rattle]
743
00:48:59,676 --> 00:49:01,545
I got his keys.
744
00:49:03,347 --> 00:49:05,549
Holy fuck.
745
00:49:08,485 --> 00:49:10,454
Oh, my God.
746
00:49:10,487 --> 00:49:12,022
It's all right.
747
00:49:12,055 --> 00:49:13,323
[scared whimper]
748
00:49:13,357 --> 00:49:15,493
What the fuck?
749
00:49:18,429 --> 00:49:19,597
I think it...
750
00:49:19,630 --> 00:49:21,164
I think it ate
her ovaries.
751
00:49:21,198 --> 00:49:22,966
-Why would it do that?
-[retching]
752
00:49:22,999 --> 00:49:24,968
-I don't know. It's okay.
-What the fuck?
753
00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:28,172
Now, we need
the fucking nunchucks.
754
00:49:29,974 --> 00:49:31,175
Oh, my God.
755
00:49:31,209 --> 00:49:32,543
It's a shame too.
756
00:49:32,577 --> 00:49:35,079
Them tits were awesome.
757
00:49:45,457 --> 00:49:48,560
What in the fuck
are you looking for?
758
00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:50,928
[Jane]
In case that thing comes back,
759
00:49:50,962 --> 00:49:52,564
we should have
some fucking weapons.
760
00:49:57,336 --> 00:49:58,537
-[creature roars]
-[Mac] Oh, shit!
761
00:49:58,570 --> 00:50:00,072
[Jane screams]
762
00:50:00,105 --> 00:50:02,542
Fuck! Jane! Alex!
763
00:50:02,575 --> 00:50:03,510
Fuck!
764
00:50:07,580 --> 00:50:09,014
[groans]
765
00:50:09,047 --> 00:50:11,317
Fuck! Fuck!
766
00:50:11,351 --> 00:50:13,653
[Mac screaming]
767
00:50:13,686 --> 00:50:15,588
[howls]
768
00:50:28,669 --> 00:50:31,137
[snarling]
769
00:50:31,171 --> 00:50:32,640
[squeals]
770
00:50:32,673 --> 00:50:34,642
Jane, he's got nards!
771
00:50:34,675 --> 00:50:36,444
-[flesh tearing]
-No!
772
00:50:36,477 --> 00:50:38,646
[gagging] Jane, run.
773
00:50:38,679 --> 00:50:40,214
[growling]
774
00:50:47,054 --> 00:50:48,989
[blood dripping]
775
00:50:57,132 --> 00:50:58,667
Fuck!
776
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:01,369
Mac's got the fucking keys.
777
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,782
Come on. Hurry.
778
00:51:12,815 --> 00:51:14,182
Let's go.
779
00:51:16,051 --> 00:51:17,720
[creature growling]
780
00:51:23,693 --> 00:51:25,328
Fuck you.
781
00:51:27,263 --> 00:51:28,764
[belching and retching]
782
00:51:35,104 --> 00:51:36,507
Stop. Wait.
783
00:51:39,343 --> 00:51:41,077
Baby...
784
00:51:41,110 --> 00:51:43,145
[sighing and panting]
785
00:51:44,348 --> 00:51:45,782
I can't.
786
00:51:45,816 --> 00:51:48,652
Baby, I need you
to keep going.
787
00:51:48,685 --> 00:51:51,221
Nah-uh.
788
00:51:51,255 --> 00:51:53,123
No, baby, come on.
789
00:51:53,156 --> 00:51:55,125
I love you.
790
00:51:55,158 --> 00:51:57,562
No, come on,
you gotta keep going.
791
00:51:57,595 --> 00:52:00,197
No, no, no, no,
come on.
792
00:52:00,230 --> 00:52:02,634
Stay with me, okay?
793
00:52:02,667 --> 00:52:04,769
We're gonna make it
out of here,
794
00:52:04,802 --> 00:52:05,803
I promise.
795
00:52:07,605 --> 00:52:08,806
Alex!
796
00:52:10,408 --> 00:52:12,176
Don't go!
Please don't leave me!
797
00:52:12,210 --> 00:52:13,444
[sobs]
798
00:52:17,115 --> 00:52:18,784
[crying]
799
00:52:20,151 --> 00:52:21,620
Come on, come on,
come on.
800
00:52:24,523 --> 00:52:26,458
[crying]
801
00:54:00,490 --> 00:54:02,492
[low growling]
802
00:54:09,699 --> 00:54:11,434
[sniffing]
803
00:55:21,808 --> 00:55:23,509
[twig snaps]
804
00:55:24,778 --> 00:55:26,747
[footsteps]
805
00:55:26,780 --> 00:55:28,682
[leaves rustling]
806
00:55:30,349 --> 00:55:31,818
[twig snaps]
807
00:55:47,068 --> 00:55:48,903
[footsteps, twigs snapping]
808
00:56:14,495 --> 00:56:16,064
[twig snaps]
809
00:56:17,966 --> 00:56:19,735
[gasps]
810
00:56:29,012 --> 00:56:30,712
[whimpers]
811
00:56:33,016 --> 00:56:34,784
[panting]
812
00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:39,722
[cries]
813
00:56:53,670 --> 00:56:54,637
[growls]
814
00:57:36,148 --> 00:57:38,583
-[meaty thud]
-[howls]
815
00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:49,495
[low growling]
816
00:57:57,703 --> 00:57:58,671
Suck my--
817
00:58:00,107 --> 00:58:02,441
[roars]
818
00:58:02,475 --> 00:58:04,644
[explosion]
819
00:58:30,271 --> 00:58:32,572
[birds tweeting]
820
01:00:20,719 --> 01:00:21,787
[creature shrieks]
821
01:01:48,010 --> 01:01:48,978
[Meg moaning]
822
01:01:49,011 --> 01:01:49,979
One or two?
823
01:01:50,012 --> 01:01:52,182
-Two.
-[laughs]
824
01:01:52,215 --> 01:01:55,152
-[grunts]
-[moaning]
825
01:01:55,185 --> 01:01:56,785
I'm gonna get balls deep
in that ass
826
01:01:56,820 --> 01:01:58,388
and do some colon blowing.
827
01:01:58,421 --> 01:02:00,157
[screams]
828
01:02:00,190 --> 01:02:03,093
[grunts and laughs]
829
01:02:03,126 --> 01:02:05,061
[man laughing]
830
01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:14,305
Oh, yeah.
831
01:02:14,338 --> 01:02:16,307
[indistinct chatter
and laughter]
832
01:02:20,044 --> 01:02:21,812
[Woman 1]
Oh, shit.
833
01:02:21,846 --> 01:02:23,347
You just set the ground on fire.
834
01:02:25,316 --> 01:02:27,018
[Woman 2]
Yay!
835
01:02:27,051 --> 01:02:28,753
I think that shit's
gone bad.
836
01:02:28,786 --> 01:02:30,855
Trust me,
it ain't gone bad.
837
01:02:32,089 --> 01:02:33,258
What about you?
838
01:02:33,292 --> 01:02:34,892
[cameraman]
[laughter] Sorry.
839
01:02:34,926 --> 01:02:37,262
Trust me,
it ain't gone bad.
840
01:02:42,467 --> 01:02:45,103
[indistinct laughing]
841
01:02:45,137 --> 01:02:46,271
You like it.
842
01:02:46,305 --> 01:02:49,841
"I like it"?
What kind of face is that?
843
01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:52,344
In this corner,
we have Scotty-too-Hotty.
844
01:02:52,377 --> 01:02:55,348
In this corner,
we have Shawn, Shawn,
You Really Turn Me On.
845
01:02:55,381 --> 01:02:57,950
-And go.
-[laughter]
846
01:02:57,983 --> 01:03:00,819
[Mac]
I'm giving the creature
a blowjob here.
847
01:03:05,158 --> 01:03:07,260
[Man]
Come in.
848
01:03:07,293 --> 01:03:09,128
This is aimed right at you.
849
01:03:09,162 --> 01:03:11,364
[Man]
Ayse, your vagina's showing.
850
01:03:12,966 --> 01:03:14,267
[laughs]
851
01:03:16,035 --> 01:03:18,204
You can't be mad
at the effects guy.
852
01:03:18,238 --> 01:03:20,006
[indistinct chatter]
853
01:03:24,511 --> 01:03:26,879
[Man]
I feel really terrible about
854
01:03:26,913 --> 01:03:28,549
[indistinct chatter]
855
01:03:28,582 --> 01:03:29,984
[laughter]
856
01:03:30,017 --> 01:03:31,352
What the fuck?
857
01:03:31,385 --> 01:03:33,220
Nobody does that.
858
01:03:33,254 --> 01:03:35,222
-[Nadia] Yeah, they do.
-No, they don't.
859
01:03:35,256 --> 01:03:36,924
-[Nadia] In porn.
-Nobody does that.
860
01:03:36,957 --> 01:03:38,493
I've never seen that
in porn. It hurts.
861
01:03:38,526 --> 01:03:40,060
You're watching
the wrong kind then.
862
01:03:40,094 --> 01:03:41,762
Fuck off!
863
01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:48,370
[Man]
Cut! That was awesome.
864
01:03:48,403 --> 01:03:50,405
[Man]
Um, Roman...
865
01:03:50,438 --> 01:03:52,374
you see what I'm poking?
866
01:03:52,407 --> 01:03:54,776
[laughter]
867
01:03:59,347 --> 01:04:02,217
I kinda need light
over this way, possibly.
868
01:04:07,122 --> 01:04:08,324
-'Ello!
-Hello!
869
01:04:08,357 --> 01:04:10,326
I'm here to
plunge your holes.
870
01:04:12,261 --> 01:04:14,363
[Man]
That doesn't look horrible.
871
01:04:14,397 --> 01:04:16,565
Come look at this.
872
01:04:16,599 --> 01:04:19,035
No, I don't mean her.
I'm talking about the light.
873
01:04:19,068 --> 01:04:20,102
[laughing]
874
01:04:20,136 --> 01:04:22,538
Man, we know
many strippers, man.
875
01:04:26,876 --> 01:04:28,811
[slow-mo growl]
876
01:04:31,348 --> 01:04:33,150
[Man]
Where did...?
877
01:04:33,183 --> 01:04:35,319
Where did I...?
878
01:04:35,352 --> 01:04:37,354
Yes?
879
01:04:37,387 --> 01:04:39,456
[man chuckles]
880
01:04:39,489 --> 01:04:41,491
I know you like it.
881
01:04:41,525 --> 01:04:44,061
[Man]
Other than this fire
and just finishing setting up,
882
01:04:44,094 --> 01:04:45,329
you're good for this scene,
right?
883
01:04:45,362 --> 01:04:47,532
Like, the actors are good?
884
01:04:47,565 --> 01:04:49,333
Yup.
885
01:04:49,366 --> 01:04:50,535
Yup.
886
01:04:50,568 --> 01:04:51,868
-Cool. I mean, cool.
-Cool.
887
01:04:51,902 --> 01:04:52,903
I mean, cool.
888
01:04:52,936 --> 01:04:54,472
-[panting]
-[Man] Yeah.
889
01:04:54,505 --> 01:04:55,640
[Conor]
You gonna cue her when to jump,
890
01:04:55,673 --> 01:04:58,176
or is she just gonna do it
on her own?
891
01:04:58,209 --> 01:05:00,011
'Cause I need to know.
892
01:05:00,044 --> 01:05:01,512
I will...
893
01:05:01,546 --> 01:05:04,515
um, no, I won't draw
on acting just because...
894
01:05:04,549 --> 01:05:06,217
Quit rubbing me.
895
01:05:06,250 --> 01:05:09,120
[laughs]
That's weird.
896
01:05:09,153 --> 01:05:11,557
[Conor]
Are you going to tell her
when to jump?
897
01:05:11,590 --> 01:05:12,857
[Man]
Action!
898
01:05:16,662 --> 01:05:17,596
Here we go!
899
01:05:20,031 --> 01:05:21,966
[indistinct laughing]
900
01:05:26,338 --> 01:05:28,207
Scotty doesn't know.
901
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,309
You don't. You think you do.
902
01:05:30,342 --> 01:05:31,510
-You don't.
-Shut up.
903
01:05:31,543 --> 01:05:33,245
Fuck.
904
01:05:33,278 --> 01:05:35,515
Hey, I just met you
and I'm freezing.
905
01:05:35,548 --> 01:05:37,384
[laughs]
906
01:05:37,417 --> 01:05:39,319
[Man]
"But I'm naked
and riding your dick."
907
01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:41,521
I'm calling your
fucking mom right now
908
01:05:41,554 --> 01:05:43,223
and I'm gonna tell her you've
been sucking dick in the back.
909
01:05:43,256 --> 01:05:45,091
-I've been fucking watching--
-She knows!
910
01:05:46,726 --> 01:05:49,062
[man laughs]
911
01:05:49,095 --> 01:05:50,430
[Man]
Yeah, that'll work!
912
01:05:52,532 --> 01:05:54,702
I'm too tired
to have sex tonight, baby.
913
01:05:54,735 --> 01:05:56,570
Go to sleep.
914
01:05:56,604 --> 01:05:58,572
Take care of yourself.
915
01:05:58,606 --> 01:06:00,140
[screaming]
916
01:06:02,008 --> 01:06:04,177
[Director]
Shit, that looked awesome. Cut.
917
01:06:04,211 --> 01:06:06,447
-[Man] Derek.
-Huh?
918
01:06:11,185 --> 01:06:12,386
I got that on video.
919
01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:13,354
[laughs] Oh, my...
920
01:06:15,456 --> 01:06:18,192
[Man]
Ooo! She's stealing!
921
01:06:21,162 --> 01:06:23,330
[Man]
What'd you say?
922
01:06:23,364 --> 01:06:26,200
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
923
01:06:26,233 --> 01:06:29,103
Oh, look, it's in your face
When are you getting smashed?
924
01:06:29,137 --> 01:06:31,173
When are you
getting smashed?
925
01:06:31,206 --> 01:06:32,574
Oh, shit.
926
01:06:32,607 --> 01:06:34,576
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
927
01:06:34,609 --> 01:06:35,677
Into the lesbians.
928
01:06:40,215 --> 01:06:42,017
-[yells]
-[shrieks]
929
01:06:42,050 --> 01:06:44,219
[man laughs]
930
01:06:44,252 --> 01:06:47,222
If you can put one in,
put the whole thing.
931
01:06:47,255 --> 01:06:48,458
Whoa, there.
932
01:06:48,491 --> 01:06:52,060
-Just fucking fist me.
-[Man] Fist my ass!
933
01:06:52,093 --> 01:06:54,096
[Man]
I'm glad I'm still recording.
934
01:06:54,130 --> 01:06:55,665
[all laugh]
935
01:06:55,698 --> 01:06:56,632
Whoa, there.
936
01:06:59,735 --> 01:07:01,404
I've had better.
937
01:07:01,437 --> 01:07:04,273
Okay.
I'll give you better.
938
01:07:07,544 --> 01:07:09,546
I'm doing her tonight.
939
01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:11,047
[Man]
Cut.
940
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:12,014
[all laugh]
941
01:08:55,556 --> 01:08:57,793
[crickets chirping]
60014
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